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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
Good morning.
Here are just a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.
- A for effort, F for success.
- Think twice before cutting out all gluten.
- I double dawg dare you to take her home to meet Mom.
- Unwanted house guests.
- Finally, a bus that arrives on time.
- Why be the crazy cat person when you can have bees?
- She must have been proud of her underwear.
- Scary glue gun lock down.
- Canada always marching to its own tune. Look at their bacon.
- Weird? Just a little creepy? How did they do that?
- "Chaos ensued." I'm sure it did.
Enjoy these stories or find something else to discuss in this open thread. As always, no running with sharp objects, keep those elbows off the table and play nice with one another. Have a great weekend!!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 07:52 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2017 07:54 AM (o+pgY)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 07:54 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2017 07:55 AM (Oao63)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 07:55 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2017 07:56 AM (0eUIs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 06, 2017 07:56 AM (2VN2E)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 07:57 AM (Ot7+c)
At first I thought it said Loretta Lynch..and I was thinking ...well I won't say any more!
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 07:57 AM (uYP/s)
In this country, we say "Ham". Just taking a salted pork product and slapping a different name on it doesn't add inches to your dick, it just makes you look like a bunch of stupid Canadians.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2017 07:59 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2017 07:59 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 07:59 AM (J+eG2)
At first I thought it said Loretta Lynch..and I was thinking ...well I won't say any more!
Posted by: Colin
I read it that way too at first.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2017 07:59 AM (o+pgY)
Democrats giveaways have never been taken away, the newest is "pre existing conditions ".
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 08:01 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2017 08:03 AM (BioQc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2017 08:03 AM (FxxNW)
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 08:05 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Back Door Snake at May 06, 2017 08:06 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 06, 2017 08:06 AM (VQjKe)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 06, 2017 08:07 AM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2017 08:07 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 07:57 AM (Ot7+c)
That is the original one? Little know fact (I think) in the book the age for you to go off into the sky or where you went was actually 20, in the movie they raised it to 30..
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 08:08 AM (uYP/s)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2017 08:12 AM (sdi6R)
Oddly enough, in about an hour, we will be taking the bees that stayed with us overnight to the location of the hive my son built as his Eagle project and giving them their new home today. Already got the hive in the car and ready to go, the bees are hanging out in a box in our shed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2017 08:12 AM (oVJmc)
We were surfing on our private excursion in the Indian Ocean, but the boat sank.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2017 08:14 AM (EZebt)
This nonsense was supposed to stop once we had the House, Senate and WH.
Also it made no sense to fund a great many things till after the 2018 mid terms.
This is all a huge scam and the GOP is an illigitmaite political party.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2017 08:14 AM (3TnQR)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 06, 2017 08:15 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Pirate Looks @ 50 at May 06, 2017 08:15 AM (qeUgm)
fast-facts-about-logans-run
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 08:17 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 06, 2017 08:17 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Golfcart GamGam with the Clap at May 06, 2017 08:18 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2017 08:18 AM (DcuIu)
Posted by: Golfcart GamGam with the Clap at May 06, 2017 08:18 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Nicholas Cage at May 06, 2017 08:18 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Colgate University Officials at May 06, 2017 08:20 AM (9q7Dl)
That is a grumbleflaunt right there.
We were surfing on our private excursion in the Indian Ocean, but the boat sank.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2017 08:14 AM (EZebt)
lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 06, 2017 08:20 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pirate Looks @ 50 at May 06, 2017 08:15 AM (qeUgm)
===
I've seen things, man. I've seen things!
Old people can be as randy as any group of college freshmen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2017 08:20 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 06, 2017 08:21 AM (CNHr1)
Between 2001 and Star Wars, science fiction films were primarily earthbound social SF. Star Wars proved you could do special effects and space opera and have it be successful, so studios were more willing to spend the money after that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2017 08:23 AM (oVJmc)
Your link to the Logan's Run facts also revealed this little bit of scientific BS.
http://tinyurl.com/l7uewg7
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 08:23 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2017 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
Nah, too much horror right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 08:25 AM (J+eG2)
All charges were dropped yesterday. Prosecutor said there were too many inconsistencies to get a conviction. The Obama kids were charged with possessing and distributing child porn because the girl had sent them nudie pics.
Something is definitely wrong in our society and our schools. Having sex in a school bathroom should be a crime in itself.
Posted by: biancaneve at May 06, 2017 08:25 AM (A/iod)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 06, 2017 08:29 AM (x3uSY)
Yeh.
You would think that an 18 year old male, in the United States illegally, having consensual sex with a 14 year old girl in a High School bathroom would trip some kind of societal norms and alarms.
But hey...
It's all good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 08:30 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 06, 2017 08:31 AM (CNHr1)
Just had a realization at the gym this morning: At my age I'll settle for maintainzzz over gainzzz.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 08:33 AM (ul9CR)
...and this one is Stripey, and here's BuzzBuzz, and Oh! Look! It's Ms Honeypot, she's such a priss!
And here's Col. Pollen...and Lady LaLaLa, and -
Ouch! AAAHGH! Oh Dear God! they're stinging me!!!
Help!!! Why my little friends? Augh!
WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Crazy Bee Lady at May 06, 2017 08:33 AM (9q7Dl)
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2017 08:34 AM (Oao63)
Yeah, I was kind of a problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2017 08:34 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 08:35 AM (ul9CR)
Societal norms pre-Obama perhaps.
What was it Michelle Obama said about you'll never be the same again?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 08:35 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 08:36 AM (ul9CR)
Let's not lose sight of the real issue here. The real issue is the fact that 18 year old yutes who are here in the states illegally and who have no background check or evaluation of personal or social skills are being integrated with your school aged kids who themselves have less than adequate personal or social skills and apparently no one at the school or the school administration has any issue with that. Because your tax dollars are paying for it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2017 08:37 AM (BioQc)
sweet little innocent and I hate myself for thinking it because I was
horrified by that story. But it sure looks like this did NOT go down
the way she said it did.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 06, 2017 08:31 AM (CNHr1)
I remember long ago when I was in school, girls started to not come to school from our class, starting at about 14-15. Rumors were they were pregnant, now of course it doesn't matter, they just stay until the baby arrives and then come back to school...The boy probably wasn't charged or anything.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 08:38 AM (uYP/s)
One of our County High Schools has an attached Day Care facility, with playground.
For the students children.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 08:40 AM (J+eG2)
(X) grifter administrators embezzling
(X) teachers screwing the students
(X) all sorts of financial irregularities
What a fucking racket.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 08:40 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 08:41 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 08:43 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 08:44 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 08:48 AM (uYP/s)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 08:48 AM (u82oZ)
(X) grifter administrators embezzling
(X) teachers screwing the students
(X) all sorts of financial irregularities
What a fucking racket.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 08:40 AM (89T5c)
58 Scholls=schools
Yup...government schools after grade 8 should be abolished. After that grade, the chilluns are not being educated anyways, they are just holding pens for feral utes before prison.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2017 08:49 AM (5VlCp)
*contemplates on AoSHQ style manual*
But I like my wife's elbows on the table.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 08:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Scholl at May 06, 2017 08:51 AM (sdi6R)
It's worse that the MAIM (Mainstream Agit-Prop and Indoctrination Media) would ever reveal, even in the "best" school systems.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
When I saw that, I just turned it off. It looked more as if his $12 million has bought a homo hedonist heaven from which he intends to restore conservatism.
I could not watch it. If anyone did, please let me know what transpired after the gay orgy was over.
Posted by: An American Commoner at May 06, 2017 08:52 AM (pxwEr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Yup.....I believe you NC Dog. The MSM protects their pets and the government skools are a very, very special pet of left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2017 08:55 AM (5VlCp)
The term of art is Alternate High School. Plenty of those now around the country.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 08:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 06, 2017 08:57 AM (a3sfz)
Yeh.
You would think that an 18 year old male, in the United States illegally, having consensual sex with a 14 year old girl in a High School bathroom would trip some kind of societal norms and alarms.
But hey...
It's all good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 08:30 AM (J+eG2)
It's fascinating how the "Alternate Reality Zombie of a Hillary! Presidential Win" keeps stalking through our society.
Just looking at their determination to carry on TEH Reezeetanz- i.e.. just keep cranking out all the silly/horrible crap they had on tap over a year ago in planning-
means it would now be 10X worse if Hillary! were actually Prez.
Even little things..like this Spring there's a ton of fymynyst slogan T-shirts from every major and minor designer-
your daughters as walking billboards for the Progs Glorious Cultural Revolution.
That's why it was so important to have gotten wins for Trump in the "continuing resolution".
The Wall would've been enough as a start plus, restoring the free market sales of health ins even without touching Obamacare would've been a huge victory-
and sign that all their cultural posturing means nothing in the face of political reality.
Giving the progtards hope that violence and counter-reality posturing can bring political victory-
only makes Trump's and the Rep's job harder.
Assuming the Reps actually want to restore America and the Middle Class- an iffy proposition at best.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:01 AM (9q7Dl)
That's Reptilian shit. We Greys just probe.
Posted by: The Greys at May 06, 2017 09:03 AM (ul9CR)
Not so many robins this year or blue jays.
For some reason.
Lots of Cardinals and a few Orioles.
And, of course fucking cowbirds and grackles.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:04 AM (9q7Dl)
Pondering......
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 09:05 AM (89T5c)
re gluten -- I've previously linked here about a study that shows that 90% of people on gluten free diets have no real reason to be doing it. Essentially, if you don't have a diagnosis of celiac disease, you're chasing a phantom.
And since I am on a diet related topic, check out this blog link to read about a long hidden study about how replacing saturated fats with vegetable oil increases the risk of death:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/muw8f3h
What makes it persuasive is the size and the quality of the controls they have on the study, using institutionalized people as the study subjects (where exact diets are known/controlled). This study is probably not the kind that can be repeated.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2017 09:06 AM (WfNZ7)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 06, 2017 09:06 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 09:06 AM (uYP/s)
In a major twist, we turn out to be the good guys in "Alien: Covenant".
And World President Hillary! invites us to spread our delightful culture and diversity to Earth.
Posted by: Aliens at May 06, 2017 09:07 AM (9q7Dl)
http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2017/05/05/espns-
leftward-lurch-explained-disney-ceo-may-run-democrat-
nomination-using-network-curry-favor-leftists/
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 09:07 AM (HTdUD)
And, of course fucking cowbirds and grackles.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:04 AM (9q7Dl)
Cardinals and Orioles, when's the first pitch?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2017 09:08 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Rosasharn at May 06, 2017 09:09 AM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Colin at May
Yeah, but the men's room at the local truck stop had a vending machine...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2017 09:09 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: An American Commoner
Breitbart has a report. Sounds like Milo is looking for authors for some alternative publishing house.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 09:10 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:11 AM (J+eG2)
The lawn is full of robins
Not so many robins this year or blue jays.
For some reason.
Lots of Cardinals and a few Orioles.
And, of course fucking cowbirds and grackles.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:04 AM (9q7Dl)
woodpecker stops by at 5:45 each morning to peck the metal vent on the roof........
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 06, 2017 09:11 AM (0O7c5)
We had two male rose breasted grosbeaks at the same time. Usually I see them once a year. Also had three females together one day.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:13 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:14 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2017 09:14 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..
You might want to sneak a peek at the area its pecking. Some insects might be holed up in the area.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 09:15 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 06, 2017 09:11 AM (0O7c5)
Was visiting relatives last weekend and we were wondering why woodpeckers do that. I have be woke up by the racket, the bird is working on the gutter. Should ask the science guy, I'm sure he knows.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 09:15 AM (uYP/s)
And World President Hillary! invites us to spread our delightful culture and diversity to Earth.
Posted by: Aliens at May 06, 2017 09:07 AM (9q7Dl)
I could see that. The whole thing as a refutation of Western Colonialism and the noble, native xenomorphs are forced to fight off the invasive, toxic Patriarchy.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 06, 2017 09:15 AM (a3sfz)
It's funny because Milo does suck. And none of the snowflakes caught on.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 09:16 AM (ul9CR)
Sounds like you all had a good time last night.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Affirmative! Time flew by and before I knew it, it was 90 minutes past our planned return time. Great time, better people.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2017 09:16 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 09:16 AM (ul9CR)
My opinion is that "snowflakes" are really quite dumb....of course they want to bring everyone else down to their level of intelligence.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 09:18 AM (uYP/s)
That is a solid clue that it was a good time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:20 AM (J+eG2)
I think they are looking for a mate at this time year, but don't bet the house on it.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:20 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 09:21 AM (89T5c)
makes you look like a bunch of stupid Canadians.
Actually, it's only Americans who call it Canadian bacon.
Canadians call it peameal bacon.
http://kitchenproject.com/history/CanadianBacon/
Posted by: try not to be a clueless d*ck all the time at May 06, 2017 09:22 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 09:18 AM (uYP/s)
Eh, socialism/communism is the ultimate in "who you know/timeserving promotion" societal organization.
Just the fact that Our Best and Brightest are peddling this horsecrap over true merit and accomplishment-
lets you know exactly how bright Our Betters are.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:24 AM (9q7Dl)
*Whimpers. Dives under the covers.*
Posted by: Rosasharn at May 06, 2017 09:09 AM (PzBTm)
It's not Varn's first time to make the headlines. In 2015 officers helped her give birth to a girl when her waters broke before she could get to hospital.
I'm sure the child will have a normal upbringing.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2017 09:25 AM (auHtY)
"
Almost as if they are not better,
nor brighter.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:26 AM (J+eG2)
http://tinyurl.com/n776fra
Looks like somebody actually read through the 2000 page Pelosi-loved mess.
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 06, 2017 09:27 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 06, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)
Useful idiots for the likes of Soros and Clinton to use.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 09:28 AM (HTdUD)
Just the fact that Our Best and Brightest are peddling this horsecrap over true merit and accomplishment-
lets you know exactly how bright Our Betters are.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:24 AM (9q7Dl)
Princess Chelsea: I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! And maybe a few more awards and a political office
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2017 09:28 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:13 AM (jw2Xw)
We get a few occasionally, they stay a few days, just passing thru. Males are beautiful.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2017 09:29 AM (x9c8r)
Canadians call it peameal bacon.
http://kitchenproject.com/history/CanadianBacon/
Posted by: try not to be a clueless d*ck all the time at May 06, 2017 09:22 AM (wpC7C)
Thanks Dick! I still call it ham.
Crappy Canadian ham.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2017 09:30 AM (5VlCp)
Her country was once Latin America's richest, producing food for export. Venezuela now can't grow enough to feed its own people in an economy hobbled by the nationalization of private farms, and price and currency controls.
Ain't communism great snowflakes? Let's do it here!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2017 09:30 AM (auHtY)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mvndrqh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:32 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at May 06, 2017 09:32 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 06, 2017 08:21 AM
I see TheQuietMan got there before I did, but the scariest part of this is that Tattooed Eyeball Chick has whelped. Poor little kid.
Morons, what is Rule #1?
"Do not stick your dick in crazy".
Someone clearly wasn't listening.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2017 09:34 AM (BdD6T)
It's because woodpeckers, like people, do not have an assigned gender.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Guy at May 06, 2017 09:36 AM (JZdsf)
I think the males are just people shy. The females, which look like a big sparrow, are daily visitors here.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ksxhpar
The butterscotch splash in the photo is usually in the eye stripe, from what I have seen.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:36 AM (jw2Xw)
Repeat: The lawn is full of robins.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2017 09:14 AM
That's nothing. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2017 09:36 AM (BdD6T)
"Do not stick your dick in crazy".
Someone clearly wasn't listening."
Wut?
Posted by: moron, with a little "m" at May 06, 2017 09:37 AM (J+eG2)
"Do not stick your dick in crazy".
Someone clearly wasn't listening.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2017 09:34 AM (BdD6T)
Yeah, sorry. My bad.
Weirdly enough, after the sex act was over, it came out tattooed!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:37 AM (9q7Dl)
I have some performances tomorrow of my one woman show. As I get older I find it's harder to memorize things, or the Lyme Disease I have affects my memory, so prayers for successful shows that give glory to God would be much appreciated. Thanks very much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:38 AM (fDdVG)
Is tomorrow evening too soon for my brilliant and original idea for a post on cutting the cord?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2017 09:39 AM (rF0hx)
everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! And maybe a
few more awards and a political office
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2017 09:28 AM (auHtY)
And an Oscar for the movie I will make, and of course a Noble prize for something...And a Pulitzer prize for all my thoughtful, insightful books I will write!
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 09:40 AM (uYP/s)
For some reason.
Lots of Cardinals and a few Orioles.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:04 AM
grammie's gonna be bummed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2017 09:40 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 09:40 AM (qahv/)
-
They just need the right commissar like Bernie, Princess White Lie, or Harvard economics professors and it'd be a paradise of equality and prosperity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 06, 2017 09:41 AM (Nwg0u)
one woman show!!! how cool! i'll keep you in my prayers....lyme? damn....i didn't know you suffered from that....what a horrible disease.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 06, 2017 09:42 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 06, 2017 07:56 AM
Not sure. Brits usually call it streaky bacon or streaky rashers, though. If I remember before the food thread, I'll ask my sister.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2017 09:42 AM (BdD6T)
We discovered later yesterday afternoon that the junior engineer that volunteered to come in a zero-dark thirty to do a bunch of model conversions had his defaults set to millimeters and the project model is actually supposed to be in inches. We have a hard deadline so I told my program manager that I would come in today to get everything "un-fvkced."
It's not a trivial task!
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2017 09:42 AM (5Yee7)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:37 AM
Dude. You didn't take the warning about "screwed, blued, and tattooed" seriously, did you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2017 09:42 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2017 09:39 AM (rF0hx)
No, everyone should see it...Since I have already done it a couple years ago, I am amazed how many say they are scared or just don't know how to do it.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 09:42 AM (uYP/s)
Yeah, sorry. My bad.
Weirdly enough, after the sex act was over, it came out tattooed!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 09:37 AM
But was it blued, also?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2017 09:43 AM (BdD6T)
Pro Tip: An ex-bus driver may not be exactly the right person for the job.
Posted by: Venezuela at May 06, 2017 09:43 AM (JZdsf)
Did you get it treated?
I asked because I never noted any lingering effects after finishing the antibiotics.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:44 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2017 09:16 AM (di1hb)
Ditto that! I was among the first to leave (long drive), but it was great to meet some of the regional horde. Good people!
Posted by: April at May 06, 2017 09:44 AM (e8PP1)
junior engineer that volunteered to come in a zero-dark thirty to do a
bunch of model conversions had his defaults set to millimeters and the
project model is actually supposed to be in inches.
It's not a trivial task!
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2017 09:42 AM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: zombie Mars Climate Orbiter at May 06, 2017 09:45 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2017 09:46 AM (QCc6B)
Your dedicated prayer wheels have been set to all ahead full until Monday. More prayers ascending. Have a great show.
Actually, I am absolutely confident you will excel and open hearts with your show.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 09:47 AM (u82oZ)
Don't hire engineers from the NASA Mars project.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:47 AM (jw2Xw)
I could be part of that group, too. In New Lexington, so if you had a Venn diagram of your area and Central Ohio, I'd be in the overlap.
Posted by: April at May 06, 2017 09:47 AM (e8PP1)
I had antibiotics. I continue to have them, but it's chronic. They did not know how long I had it before it was diagnosed, as I did not get the rash.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:48 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 06, 2017 09:50 AM (Nwg0u)
http://tinyurl.com/mmdpg2r
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:51 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Captain Country Boy at May 06, 2017 09:51 AM (CadOw)
You have my sympathy. Never had the bullseye, just a fever that laid me out.
Bad year for ticks here in New England, so take precautions. I wear DEET 30 cologne.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 09:52 AM (jw2Xw)
Thanks for your kind message and thanks to everyone else for their kind thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:52 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:53 AM (fDdVG)
Should be good.
But, I might suggest a side bar post starting this morning announcing the upcoming thread, and the approximate time the you would post it.
Can't tell you how many good threads I have missed.
Because I had no idea they were coming up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:55 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:56 AM (J+eG2)
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2017 09:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 10:00 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Colin
Someone should compile a list of reasons why it makes sense. I'll start:
1. Cost savings
(Which also is the best reason. I took cost savings and bought additional equipment with the money. Like a PVR, additional speakers, subwoofer, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon, etc.)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 10:00 AM (HTdUD)
I had antibiotics. I continue to have them, but it's chronic. They did not know how long I had it before it was diagnosed, as I did not get the rash.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2017 09:48 AM (fDdVG)
Might not be Lyme's.
Maybe one of Nature's Weird Little Viruses(TM).
A good friend of ours got something through a mosquito bite, that affected her memory and had some but not all Lyme symptoms-
Antibiotics didn't help, so the doc concluded that it was probably viral.
It took her 2 maybe 3 years to really get over it.
So, you may be on the path to wellness. But, it may take a while.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2017 10:01 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 10:02 AM (uYP/s)
I may not eat it, but I douche with it.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 06, 2017 10:03 AM (vRcUp)
No one is asking people to give up wheat. I don't give a flip if you don't think it is real. I don't make people cater to me. I eat before I attend anything. I get that it is annoying. But dang it, why do people even care?
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at May 06, 2017 10:04 AM (gppsv)
Posted by: Novak Djokovic at May 06, 2017 10:05 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at May 06, 2017 10:05 AM (gppsv)
Prayers and may the Holy Spirit be with you.
Posted by: gracepc at May 06, 2017 10:06 AM (OU4q6)
This is racism and genocide. People should be forced to house snake refugees. It's the only humane thing to do.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at May 06, 2017 10:08 AM (vRcUp)
My lab mate in grad school worked in a pharmacy during the summers when he was in high school. One day one of the star football players and general asshole came in and mumbled that he needed some condoms. "Sure, we got condoms!" my lab mate roared, spreading out a bunch on the counter. "Got 'em in all sizes and colors. Need to try them on?"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 10:08 AM (8Mn/0)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm
Huh? What the hell brand of washer?
That's insane.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 10:08 AM (HTdUD)
'Zackly. If you aren't preaching it or being a PITA about it, no one should care.
Posted by: April at May 06, 2017 10:09 AM (e8PP1)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at May 06, 2017 10:11 AM (gppsv)
http://tinyurl.com/lu94ja2
I guess stupid, violent, and criminal is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 06, 2017 10:11 AM (Nwg0u)
Gluten-free is trendy and some people are obnoxious about it. They do want to be catered to. The backlash spills over.
My wife has does not have celiac, but has to watch her intake.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 10:13 AM (jw2Xw)
It does seem to work for some people.
Right up to the point that it doesn't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 10:14 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 06, 2017 10:15 AM (Nwg0u)
Just saw the sidebar
Looks good.
Did you see the article about the Disney CEO possibly running for President? Excellent motivation to cut the cord.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 10:16 AM (jw2Xw)
Think about that. Socialism turned a tropical paradise into that mess. Its not like this happened in an arid climate that experienced a drought or because monsoons hit at a wrong time and washed away fields of rice; the only cause is the hard core socialism.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2017 10:17 AM (8qFZP)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm
I'm going to blame it on those damned snakes!
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 10:17 AM (xgKhT)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 06, 2017 10:17 AM (7H/2n)
If that is how you understand it to be spelled, we celebrate your choice. And require everyone else to celebrate it also.( providing, of course, that you posess the necessary minimum levels of melanin)
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 08:44 AM (jw2Xw
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 06, 2017 10:18 AM (oPl0w)
Posted by: Samantha Bee at May 06, 2017 10:18 AM (vRcUp)
But my show's on! Well, I can always read it later...
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2017 10:19 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 10:20 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm
Huh? What the hell brand of washer?
That's insane.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 06, 2017 10:08 AM (HTdUD)
That's what happens when you get it from B. L. Zebub's Rent-a-center. Miss one payment and they repossess it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:21 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 06, 2017 10:21 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:21 AM (Xk4Hx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:22 AM (Xk4Hx)
http://tinyurl.com/lu94ja2
I guess stupid, violent, and criminal is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 06, 2017 10:11 AM (Nwg0u)
Once again the comments on this story are hilarious, no one cares, for the guy who was turning his life around.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 10:22 AM (uYP/s)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:23 AM (Xk4Hx)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at May 06, 2017 10:23 AM (gppsv)
More evidence for Sarah Hoyt's "Roll hard left and die" theory. Stockholders should start suing these CEOs for malfeasance. Their job (for which they ate paid very well) is to *grow* the company not to kill it and use its corpse as a ladder.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 06, 2017 10:24 AM (sEDyY)
I have to share this because....wow, this is beyond stupid....Chelsea Handler expresses her pro-refugee stance.
https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/860847550802296832
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2017 10:24 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 10:08 AM (8Mn/0)
I think I've seen that movie.
And then his girlfriend, who was always nerdy, but cute, got a makeover and was voted prom queen!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:24 AM (Pz4pT)
Not so many robins this year or blue jays.
For some reason.
Global warming. Or Russians.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 06, 2017 10:24 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Chinese washing machine manufacturer at May 06, 2017 10:28 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2017 10:29 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2017 10:29 AM (LTHVh)
Its there, all 15 seconds of a women jumping up and down on her bed topless...weird.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 10:30 AM (uYP/s)
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2017 09:46 AM (QCc6B)
Food research is about as accurate as astrology.
Which means... everything they say you can take with a grain of salt (Or a dash of pepper). Eat what you like, just don't eat too much of it...
Unless what you like is manufactured garbage, in which case you should probably knock that of and have a veggie or two.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:34 AM (Pz4pT)
Published in 1922, the book is a racist anti-immigration and anti-drug manifesto, which exaggerates the ill effects of marijuana as a cause of crime.
Does. Not. Compute. Does. Not. Compute. Leftism is not a smorgasbord. You can't choose one cause from column A, one from column B.
If you are feminist, you must be pro-immigrant and pro-drugs! It's a package deal!
Posted by: SJW having a brain meltdown at May 06, 2017 10:35 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 10:36 AM (trdnR)
Published in 1922, the book is a racist anti-immigration and anti-drug manifesto, which exaggerates the ill effects of marijuana as a cause of crime."
Them hophead Negroes is gonna rape our white women!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 06, 2017 10:37 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 10:37 AM (trdnR)
Which means... everything they say you can take with a grain of salt (Or a dash of pepper). Eat what you like, just don't eat too much of it...
Unless what you like is manufactured garbage, in which case you should probably knock that of and have a veggie or two.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:34 AM (Pz4pT)
When I was in school, they taught us about the "four food groups" and recommended eating something from each group at every meal. A "balanced diet", in other words. Still makes sense to me. (Not that I do it all the time.)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2017 10:38 AM (sdi6R)
"Better living through chemistry"
Come on Oxy kick in.
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 10:39 AM (trdnR)
I go back to the top of the thread
Where I stop and I turn
And re-read what I read
Then I jump to the bottom
and I see you agaaaaaain
Blogger Slogger
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Good morning, campers. It's a beautiful, warm, blue-sky day in NE Oklahoma. As usual. Hope y'all have a day.
The Chaos Ensued article - wasn't that boat originally named The Minnow?
Posted by: mindful webworker - arte critique at May 06, 2017 10:39 AM (l/Pix)
Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2017 10:41 AM (YZXQH)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 06, 2017 10:37 AM (ywNoU)
Promises promises
Posted by: Frog girl with lumberjack at May 06, 2017 10:41 AM (trdnR)
Shorter, cleaner, more better.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 06, 2017 10:42 AM (1L9V9)
And that was a "total coincidence," Grant told the Asbury Park Press.
"We both wanted babies, but we didn't think we would get pregnant the same time," she told the newspaper. "This was not planned."
The first thing fraternal twins Danielle Grant and Kim Abraham want to make clear is that their original due dates (April 22) were the same day.
And that was a "total coincidence," Grant told the Asbury Park Press.
"We both wanted babies, but we didn't think we would get pregnant the same time," she told the newspaper. "This was not planned."
The Paolo, he offer them same day service.
Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2017 10:42 AM (vRcUp)
When I was in school, they taught us about the "four food groups" and recommended eating something from each group at every meal. A "balanced diet", in other words. Still makes sense to me. (Not that I do it all the time.)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2017 10:38 AM (sdi6R)
This is where, if we're being honest, we admit the food industrial complex over-emphasized animal consumption. We love meat, we love dairy. We crave them, and really, cravings are NOT good for us, no matter what it is.
So a balanced diet means eating shite we don't particularly salivate over
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:43 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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I'd be up for that also - it would fun to meet with the western PA members of the Horde.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 06, 2017 10:44 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:44 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 06, 2017 10:45 AM (smD62)
You put the roast beef on one side of the plate.
You put the mashed potatoes on the other side of the plate.
Add gravy to appropriate locations till plate is balanced.
Voila
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 10:45 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2017 10:46 AM (oVJmc)
Arguably the smartest and best thing he ever did for me. Thanks, dad.
(I bought a sh!tload of weed and smoked that instead. It got the job done.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:46 AM (Xk4Hx)
Posted by: Bombay Blue Sapphire Gin at May 06, 2017 10:47 AM (XcOXh)
Cheers!
Posted by: April at May 06, 2017 10:47 AM (e8PP1)
No, Massachusetts.
>>> Is it ever going to stop raining?
We have "partly cloudy" forecast for Wednesday. Life is good as a coastal elitist.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 10:48 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2017 10:42 AM (vRcUp)
Paolo's babies be huge, one was almost nine pounds the other was over nine.
Big boys.
Posted by: Frog girl with lumberjack at May 06, 2017 10:49 AM (trdnR)
Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2017 10:41 AM (YZXQH)
Apparently there was a document dump yesterday. The article I read purposely avoided saying what was in it. Allegedly there were email thefts, and much of it was real.
So... Macaroni might have some skeletons released today.
Isn't the big fear off-shore accounts or something? We'll see what comes out of this.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:49 AM (Pz4pT)
Is it ever going to stop raining?
Half of my drive is in the Ohio River
Dam Russian's hacked the weather, I hate Russian water
Posted by: Gandy Dancer at May 06, 2017 10:50 AM (DJZSv)
Posted by: Damien Thorn at May 06, 2017 10:50 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2017 10:51 AM (H/4dd)
Now there's an idea for a movie, right there
Posted by: John Wick at May 06, 2017 10:51 AM (J+eG2)
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You put the roast beef on one side of the plate.
You put the mashed potatoes on the other side of the plate.
Add gravy to appropriate locations till plate is balanced.
Voila
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 10:45 AM (J+eG2)
Yes! Keep it up... but you did make your insurance payment, didn't you?
Posted by: Your Future Heart Surgeon at May 06, 2017 10:51 AM (Pz4pT)
http://tinyurl.com/ktwcw9p
Sadly, it was recalled faster than an accidental link to busty girl pr0n here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:52 AM (Xk4Hx)
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2017 10:52 AM (H/4dd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 10:53 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2017 10:53 AM (H/4dd)
purposely avoided saying what was in it. Allegedly there were email
thefts, and much of it was real.
Worse than just offshore accounts, Macron was getting classified info he had no business knowing, from what little I've seen.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/macronleaks?src=hash
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 10:55 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:55 AM (Xk4Hx)
Half of my drive is in the Ohio River
Dam Russian's hacked the weather, I hate Russian water
Posted by: Gandy Dancer at May 06, 2017 10:50 AM (DJZSv)
You're getting our leftovers from the past week.
There's still a lake where a river used to be, about... maybe a good strong golf shot away from me (I'm on high ground). Roads are all open, but damn, if they had told me this Globull Warmening thing was going to include moar flooding, I would have bought Algore's private jet.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 10:56 AM (Pz4pT)
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You can't eat that/ do that! It is our collective money now and all your actions belong to the collective good, comrade.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 10:57 AM (MIKMs)
Da fuq happened there?
anyway, @192
Buzzion sucks?
That's harsh dude...
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2017 10:53 AM (H/4dd)
Bunions damn it, and Buzzion can't suck, he's dead
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 10:58 AM (trdnR)
The new office is on higher ground than the old office, so, that's good news, but getting there will be a trick.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:58 AM (Xk4Hx)
Wish this document dump happened before the Macron / Le Pen debate.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 10:55 AM (Xk4Hx
So WTF was in it? No ones seems to be saying.
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 10:59 AM (trdnR)
Posted by: mmatmuor and sodosma at May 06, 2017 10:59 AM (Xk4Hx)
Buzzion sucks?
That's harsh dude...
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2017 10:51 AM (H/4dd)
It's not nice to speak ill of the dead.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 10:59 AM (xgKhT)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/macronleaks?src=hash
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH)
I read (probably here) that the french hate offshore accounts worse than we hate dudes cheating on their wives with interns, and that there were rumblings about Macaroni having them.
So... depending on what's in this thing...
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:00 AM (Pz4pT)
Sadly, no store manager in Canada reported having any. "It's the darnedest thing!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2017 11:00 AM (ysprU)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 06, 2017 11:01 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: The guy who mixes up Monty Python quotes at May 06, 2017 11:01 AM (J+eG2)
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You can't eat that/ do that! It is our collective money now and all your actions belong to the collective good, comrade.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 10:57 AM (MIKMs)
I don't give to squats about the collective good, I just know I don't need a heart surgeon in my future. And I don't really need anyone to tell me too much fat and processed crap food is not good for me.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:02 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:02 AM (Pz4pT)
Two squats.
How is it I am always undermining my brilliance with typos.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:03 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
That depends. Are you ever going to stop polluting the atmosphere with carbon?
Posted by: Al Gore at May 06, 2017 11:04 AM (vRcUp)
DW (English-language TV journal from Germany) did a little piece about some of the Brit and French arguments against EU. Did you know that England has a six mile offshore fishing limit and northern France has a 12 mile offshore limit? Just one of the many, many disputes with EU bureaucracy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:05 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
That depends. Are you ever going to stop polluting the atmosphere with carbon?
Posted by: Al Gore at May 06, 2017 11:04 AM (vRcUp)
Carbon's not the problem. We're carbon based life forms. The problem is dioxide. We have studies done showing dioxide to be a poison leading to cancers. They closed a whole town here in Missouri due to high levels of dioxide!
Come on, man! It's science!!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:07 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:07 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 11:08 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dihydrogen Monoxide, the silent killer at May 06, 2017 11:08 AM (J+eG2)
Hope you don't mind that I also pray for your utter healing from Lyme Disease.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey, God! You online? at May 06, 2017 11:09 AM (l/Pix)
Or she can just relax, secure in the knowledge she will never, ever have mice or roaches.
Posted by: Pogonip at May 06, 2017 11:11 AM (qmOf1)
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 11:11 AM (qahv/)
(X) grifter administrators embezzling
(X) teachers screwing the students
(X) all sorts of financial irregularities
What a fucking racket.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2017 08:40 AM (89T5c)
And yet I get an email survey saying to say Yes or No to teacher a teacher raise here in Phoenix. It takes you to the Dem website to donate if you say yes or no, Im a teacher and I said NO. Why? Because the lib teachers here vote for Libtards who spend money on stupid shit, so f*ck team. That's where their raise went.
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:12 AM (DdGS0)
resurfaced with another opportunity on Friday. Headhunter said the
hiring exec is thrilled I'm still available. I'll find out more next
week. I could use a break. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 11:08 AM (kTF2Z)
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Wishing as hard as I can that you get your break. At least there is some movement because for a lot of us sending stuff out there is just busywork.
Good news for me is I got a real letter from an old coworker who might have some connections.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:12 AM (MIKMs)
Here's a post from Rebel TV that includes a link to GotNews (I know):
https://www.therebel.media
/macrongate_documents_link_macron_to_possible_tax_evasion
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2017 11:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:12 AM (DdGS0)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 06, 2017 07:56 AM (2VN2E)
Side bacon, vs back bacon (which isn't that easy to find anymore).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2017 11:13 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: mustbequantum
Whatever economic benefits come with the EU can be accomplished if all the nations involved met together and produced a one time treaty to agree on easing trade/travel restrictions.
You don't have to produce a new, separate agency that will morph into some EPA-like Frankenstein that will continue to shamble on, creating idiotic regulations that end up doing economic harm that outdoes the good it accomplished. They are also trying to get the British to outlaw electric tea kettles. Trying to separate an Englishman from his tea is like trying to separate a Canadian from poutine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 06, 2017 11:13 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 11:13 AM (kTF2Z)
It is illegal for exterminators to remove bees from your house in California. You have to call a beekeeper.
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (qahv/)
At bottom, Oroville Dam is a case study in government misfeasance. It was built on the cheap and maintained on the cheap.
I'm rooting for Mother Nature.
Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (YZXQH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (ul9CR)
Or she can just relax, secure in the knowledge she will never, ever have mice or roaches.
Posted by: Pogonip at May 06, 2017 11:11 AM (qmOf1)
Or small poodles.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
Fucking whiners.
Posted by: That's SIR Bob Geldof to you! at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob
Hair of the dog. That will calm your nerves. And if you are a Cannibal, the blood of virgins is also quite helpful, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:15 AM (DdGS0)
We were surfing on our private excursion in the Indian Ocean, but the boat sank.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2017 08:14 AM (EZebt)
Anyone willing to bet on the religious affiliation of the captain and crew?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2017 11:15 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:16 AM (+QhzW)
Posted by: Goldilocks at May 06, 2017 11:16 AM (zz1sH)
That can't be right. Everyone knows that the Blue States are givers. The red states are takers.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2017 11:16 AM (vRcUp)
It is illegal for exterminators to remove bees from your house in California. You have to call a beekeeper.
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (qahv/)
You know what they say, if the government can tell you who/what can or cannot live in your house, it ain't your house.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:17 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Goldilocks at May 06, 2017 11:18 AM (zz1sH)
Hair of the dog. That will calm your nerves. And if you are a Cannibal, the blood of virgins is also quite helpful, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (vRcUp)
So tequila in my cawfee. I'll look into the virgin blood thing. Maybe the Red Cross blood bank can help. Tracking down a virgin on my own might induce a blood letting from the wife.
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:18 AM (DdGS0)
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I hear that they make good belts
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2017 11:19 AM (vChNs)
187 I googled 'Chelsea Handler' and still nuffin. So many channels, so few real personalities.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2017 10:29 AM (LTHVh)
Its there, all 15 seconds of a women jumping up and down on her bed topless...weird.
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2017 10:30 AM (uYP/s)
Try googling "blonde menopausal woman desperately trying to cling to her youth by exposing her drooping tits and acting like a round-heeled high school cheerleader"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2017 11:19 AM (quw2O)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 11:08 AM (kTF2Z)
Hope it woks out, Duc de Lowell. I once interviewed for a position I was not really qualified for but got hired for one for which I was perfectly suited.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:19 AM (+QhzW)
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 11:19 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (qahv/)
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shouldn't you call a beetaker?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2017 11:20 AM (vChNs)
Sounds like you all had a good time last night.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Affirmative! Time flew by and before I knew it, it was 90 minutes past our planned return time. Great time, better people.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2017 09:16 AM (di1hb)
I had such a great time last night! So very impressed with the members of the Horde in Central Ohio. Really good people.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 11:20 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Captain Country Boy at May 06, 2017 11:21 AM (CadOw)
shouldn't you call a beetaker?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2017 11:20 AM (vChNs)
They might release them and you have to start all over. Need someone to keep them. But now you're getting too technical for me.
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:21 AM (DdGS0)
Come on, man! It's science!!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:07 AM (Pz4pT)
Wait wait wait!! If dioxide is the problem, that's O2. Another name for O2 is ozone. Did you know there's whole layer of that stuff in the atmosphere? All we need to do is nuke the Ozone Layer, then no more dioxides!
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 06, 2017 11:21 AM (a3sfz)
Something like that happened to me a couple years back. I did end up sitting on the bench for about 9 months in between, though.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 11:22 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 11:23 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:16 AM (+QhzW)
That isn't balanced. You need some vegetables.
Add in some grits and a bloody mary.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 11:23 AM (xgKhT)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:23 AM (+QhzW)
*Whimpers. Dives under the covers.*
Talk about bad decision making skills.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 09:11 AM (J+eG2)
In a serious country, both that hideous woman and her co-accused would be given a quick trial, followed by a cigarette and a blindfold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2017 11:24 AM (0deF2)
Decided to leave early and Uber. First fare was to the Philly airport, about 17 miles closer to my destination. 2nd fare was TO the convention center (another event).
So only went about 8 miles out of my way and made $45 on the drive in. Maybe another $20 on the way home. Dropped last fare off 4 miles from my house.
It never works out that well. God is setting me for something. I can feel it.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2017 11:24 AM (vChNs)
That isn't balanced. You need some vegetables.
Add in some grits and a bloody mary.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 11:23 AM (xgKhT)
Last Friday I saw a Bloody Mary served with a slice of bacon sticking out of it. Sweet.
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:25 AM (DdGS0)
Posted by: Captain Country Boy
Used to be a gun show was about person-to-person stuff. Now, it seems it is about dealers.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2017 11:25 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 06, 2017 11:13 AM (vRcUp)
Why in the name of all that's holy would the British outlaw electric kettles?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 11:26 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SJW having a brain meltdown at May 06, 2017 10:35 AM (vRcUp)
Apparently feminism has "evolved"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2017 11:26 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Al Gore at May 06, 2017 11:26 AM (vRcUp)
"Published in 1922, the book is a racist anti-immigration and anti-drug
manifesto, which exaggerates the ill effects of marijuana as a cause of
crime."
Them hophead Negroes is gonna rape our white women!"
Did she get writing credit for "Reefer Madness"?
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 06, 2017 11:28 AM (d3wbb)
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O2 = oxygen
O3 =ozone
O4 = bad night at the plate
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2017 11:28 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
Not a chance. Garner snakes can't even eat a big rat. They mostly eat slugs, earthworms, tadpoles, small fish, frogs, etc
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 11:28 AM (trdnR)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2017 11:25 AM (di1hb)
This. Lots of people use to sell person to person till ATF started sending straw seller out to try and trap people into illegal sales.
Word got out, don't trust the fake bubba with an illegal gun.
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 11:30 AM (trdnR)
The really dangerous stuff is dihydrogen oxide!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2017 11:30 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Bette Davis at May 06, 2017 11:30 AM (5BJWH)
Last Friday I saw a Bloody Mary served with a slice of bacon sticking out of it. Sweet.
Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at May 06, 2017 11:25 AM (DdGS0)
Mmm... That does sound sweet.
And salty!
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 11:30 AM (xgKhT)
Add in some grits and a bloody mary.
Grits AND hash browns.
The great Anglo-American full breakfast. There's a reason we've dominated the world.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:30 AM (jq6X1)
Ozone is O3.
Pedantically yours, etc.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:23 AM (+QhzW)
Duly noted, but we can still nuke the ozone layer, right? How about we just bring back giant feathered 80's hair?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 06, 2017 11:31 AM (a3sfz)
Posted by: That's SIR Bob Geldof to you! at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM
Wankers Sir Bob.
The term you're looking for is Wankers.
/gee, get "knighted" and forget your heritage
Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 11:31 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
Not a chance. Garner snakes can't even eat a big rat. They mostly eat slugs, earthworms, tadpoles, small fish, frogs, etc
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 11:28 AM (trdnR)
Nope. That's garter snakes.
Garner snakes live in a trailer on the beach, solve crimes, and annoy the local police.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:32 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 11:33 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 11:26 AM (TdMsT)
I think it's Al Gore's AGW friends in the EU that are opposed to the energy inefficient tea kettles the Brits started using well before any EU bureaucrat had had a chance to write regulations/specifications on electric tea kettle performance!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2017 11:34 AM (gwPgz)
We are the ones interfering with yachts, so get back to port
Posted by: Sir Bob Geldof at May 06, 2017 11:34 AM (jw2Xw)
Throw in sausage, and you have the complete "proper" breakfast!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2017 11:36 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:36 AM (MIKMs)
They have back bacon at my regular supermarket, but it's way expensive.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 06, 2017 11:14 AM (ul9CR)
A good alternative to back bacon..and quite reasonably priced..is some nice crispy fried chicken.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 06, 2017 11:36 AM (n3hky)
Posted by: The Margins at May 06, 2017 11:36 AM (+1FpW)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:32 AM (Pz4pT)
Dammit!
I'm supped to go to Walmart with a buddy later. That's one Moore dvd boxed set I need to look for...
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 11:37 AM (xgKhT)
Posted by: Sir Bob Geldof at May 06, 2017 11:34 AM (jw2Xw)
Classic grumbleflaunt: take it from me, don't own a yacht.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:37 AM (uG9vE)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at May 06, 2017 11:37 AM (vRcUp)
Betcha Barky -- oh, I mean Valjar-- I mean Comey--is kicking himself/herself for not going with that strategy in the US.
Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 11:38 AM (8zWAk)
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200 mice per day, plus expenses
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2017 11:39 AM (vChNs)
"Ahem"
-- CNN's Chris Cuomo
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2017 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 11:38 AM (8zWAk)
The Frogs don't have the First Amendment to fck with.
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 11:42 AM (trdnR)
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it moved
Posted by: Hilary Rodham C at May 06, 2017 11:42 AM (vChNs)
And how do you say glass ceiling in Frogtalk?
Posted by: Hilary Rodham C at May 06, 2017 11:43 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:37 AM (uG9vE)
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those 20 year old yacht groupies are the WORST
Posted by: Hilary Rodham C at May 06, 2017 11:44 AM (vChNs)
Come over to my place. Or my neighbor's. All the chipmunks you could want, just stay out of my house.
Posted by: fluffy at May 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Cornholer Don Lemon. at May 06, 2017 11:45 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at May 06, 2017 11:47 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Ralph at May 06, 2017 11:42 AM (trdnR)
In Europe, your rights are given to you by the government, which makes it clear it can take them away anytime.
In Anglo-Saxon parliamentary governments, your rights are yours until the government takes them away.
The US is unique in that - the 9th Circuit notwithstanding - your rights are yours and the government can't take them away
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:48 AM (FOnk+)
Betcha Barky -- oh, I mean Valjar-- I mean Comey--is kicking himself/herself for not going with that strategy in the US.
Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 11:38 AM (8zWAk)
One more reason I can't possibly care less about the damned french and their stupid phony election.
It's a pretty place. Otherwise, I wouldn't care if the muzzies took it from them.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:48 AM (Pz4pT)
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/10306/childless-europe
I really did not realize how pervasive the 'apres moi le deluge' attitude was in Europe. The echoes here are terrifying enough.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:49 AM (MIKMs)
A woman goes into a library in Paris and asks the reference desk for a copy of the French Constitution. "Madame," the librarian sniffs, "we do not carry periodicals."
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:51 AM (jq6X1)
Uh-oh. I just released a magna sharta into my depends.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2017 11:52 AM (vRcUp)
Went to CNBC website. Entered search word Macron. Here are the first 3 headlines returned (capitalized for emphasis).
As French presidential vote looms, FRONT-RUNNER Macron's biggest ENEMY IS APATHY, EXPERT says
CAMPAIGN ADVISOR: Response to Obama's endorsement of Macron has been positive
France's Macron takes legal action over Le Pen 'DEFAMATION' debate days before election.
Here are the first 3 returned for the search words Le Pen:
Le Pen ACCUSES Macron of tax avoidance
DOUBT HAS SURGED among France's National Front
The euro could fall 5 percent if FAR-RIGHT'S Marine Le Pen wins the French election, a poll says
The most creative use of subversive language in the above is the word defamation dressed up in quotes as if the quotes absolve the writer of stating it was defamation as a matter of fact. The coward hides behind the quote marks.
Posted by: charley horse at May 06, 2017 11:52 AM (+kahX)
In Anglo-Saxon parliamentary governments, your rights are yours until the government takes them away.
The US is unique in that - the 9th Circuit notwithstanding - your rights are yours and the government can't take them away
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 11:48 AM (FOnk+)
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^^^ THIS ^^^Succinct.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:53 AM (MIKMs)
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/10306/childless-europe
I really did not realize how pervasive the 'apres moi le deluge' attitude was in Europe. The echoes here are terrifying enough.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 11:49 AM (MIKMs)
The writer of the article is Italian.
Missing from the piece, interestingly enough, is any mention of Italy's demographic nightmare. I believe their birth rates for native citizens is lower than pretty much everywhere else in Europe.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2017 11:55 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: HH at May 06, 2017 11:56 AM (DrCtv)
Alt-Right
Far Right
Fascist
Posted by: charley horse at May 06, 2017 11:56 AM (+kahX)
And I can't wait until July 17th when Dunkirk hits the silver screen.
https://youtu.be/_cmgiys2n1o
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2017 12:00 PM (RfsRx)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders
What if I held it between my toes? Would you still eat it?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 06, 2017 12:00 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 06, 2017 08:15 AM (Tyii7)
It's easier to find a glue gun in the ghetto than it is to find a book.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)
demographic nightmare. I believe their birth rates for native citizens
is lower than pretty much everywhere else in Europe.
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My current sense is that the assault on the family has made it possible. Someone who hates daddy or mommy and feels aggrieved will not be a parent themselves.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 12:06 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 06, 2017 12:00 PM (vRcUp)
Well I don't know about THAT...but you could give Dick Morris a ring. All I can tell you for sure, is that nothing can beat some nice crispy fried chicken to replace some back bacon for breakfast!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 06, 2017 12:09 PM (n3hky)
When I saw that, I just turned it off. It looked more as if his $12 million has bought a homo hedonist heaven from which he intends to restore conservatism.
I could not watch it. If anyone did, please let me know what transpired after the gay orgy was over.
Posted by: An American Commoner at May 06, 2017 08:52 AM (pxwEr)
I was unaware of it, but from your description it could have been an ingenious strategem if he mixed in conservative politics with flaming homosexual showmanship. A lot harder for the Reds to go after him without spalling off one of their protected constituencies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)
links to twitter
https://tinyurl.com/lvuug7o
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 12:25 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2017 12:27 PM (LTHVh)
How exactly can they dump on him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)
Didn't post a Thread Below because I saw another post in the queue. Let me know if this one gets too long.
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 12:33 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2017 12:34 PM (RfsRx)
he's posing a serious problem for the Reds. He's outrageous, flaming
across the midnight sky, unapologetically conservative/ libertarian, and
bashing political correctness, and slaughtering leftist sacred cows.
How exactly can they dump on him? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)
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Milo has been using the palanquin entrance for a while now. I am still amused by it. Don't always agree with him, but he is an excellent writer and enjoy his work.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 12:34 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 12:36 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I think conservatives too often think (understandably) that if they find an "immune" spokesman for conservatism, this will somehow get them a hearing. We chase after people "Fiorina's a woman, and conservatish, Carson's black and is conservatish".
It doesn't seem to work. Liberals smell conservatism a mile away, and that cancels out the immunity from slander, violence, exclusion, etc. For instance Ayan Hirsi-Ali's talk at *Brandeis* was cancelled because Muslim activists objected to her, and of course the administration kowtowed to their demands.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 06, 2017 12:38 PM (vRcUp)
Love him or hate him, Milo is a true Free Speech Warrior.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 12:42 PM (kD8Fh)
I think you're right, but the actual target is the young, reflexive, lib and the idea is to make them question what they have been taught about conservatives. Don't know how well it works but it's worth a try.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 06, 2017 12:44 PM (sEDyY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-vHOzqWaA8
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 12:50 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 06, 2017 12:44 PM (sEDyY)
That's my take, too. Milo's young, hip, outrageous, iconoclastic ... and conservative. He's also fun, and makes a distinct contrast from the bitter scolds and nannies of the Left. He's fighting on the cultural war level, which could at least in principle make conservativism "cool."
Sound impossible? Yeah, it does. But then I remember that there was a time when blacks, homosexuals, and Commies were all outside the mainstream of culture, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)
Left turns at Talladega this weekend. First race about to start.
The "Busch" race, aka xfinity...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 06, 2017 12:51 PM (4DCSq)
He's also a brilliant marketer. There was a reason for the "unconventional" tableau he presented. Besides reaching out to the tolerant of diversity crowd, he added the gun-toting pin-ups to keep the hetero 2nd amendment dudes in his corner.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 12:54 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 06, 2017 12:38 PM (vRcUp)
Absolutely true, but I think there's a fundamental difference with Milo. Fiorina and Carson belong to protected groups, but neither has the star power or charisma of a Milo (nor the birth certificate; they're both geezers by the standards of the young).
Furthermore, neither one is as outrageous as Milo, who naturally attracts attention, and who happily flouts social convention.
All in all, he may be able to attract a following among the young, and get them to reconsider their reflexive leftism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 12:54 PM (kD8Fh)
He is, indeed. He's a worthy spokesman in the Age of Golden Scalp Weasel, himself a brilliant marketer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2017 12:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 01:03 PM (qahv/)
There is an undercurrent of rebellion against reflexive leftism, and it's happening on the new media. YouTube, twitter, livestreams, 4chan, is where the kiddos congregate for their news and political discussion. Alphabet media is for their parents and grandparents.
The Trump presidency is a serious blow to the forward march of Soros/Alinsky Inc. The youth rebellion would have continued even had Hillary won; however she and her flying monkeys would have had more power to shut down dissent. With Trump admin in office, the underground is a free speech and oppo zone.
Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2017 01:05 PM (kD8Fh)
Nood nude garden and pre-pet threads up!
Anything said here after this will be ignored, with prejudice.
Posted by: mindful webworker - silliness doesn't pay well enough at May 06, 2017 01:09 PM (l/Pix)
Anything said here after this will be ignored, with prejudice.
Nah, anything I post here can be equally ignored as in fresher threads!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 06, 2017 01:21 PM (4DCSq)
Lasts are 'much' harder to get than 'Firsts'!
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