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That's The Way You Do It

Remember the rioting that broke out in Washington DC during PDT's inauguration? I'll bet that most of them thought they could get away with it. And among those that were arrested, I'll bet most of them thought they'd get some not-too-large fine, or parole, or community service.

Yeah, well, maybe not:

A grand jury in the Superior Court of D.C. returned a superseding indictment in the Inauguration Day felony rioting case Thursday, the U.S. Attorney's Office of D.C. reports...Approximately 212 people face felony charges...Additional charges have been added to some of the defendants cases, including destruction of property involving damage to a limousine.

The way to stop rioting is by vigorous, aggressive police action. Of course, everybody knows this. The mayor of Baltimore knows this. The mayor of Ferguson knows this. Even that adipose porker who runs Berkeley knows this. But they chose to not make any attempt to restrain the rioting because, bottom line, they have more sympathy for the goals and aspirations of the circus freak show rioters than they do with law-abiding citizens, i.e. normal people of their communities. So the cities burned.

I only wish there was a way to tell the normal people, "hey, the authorities are not on your side. They will sit back and watch you and everything you've built burn if it means they can further their agenda."

You would think Berkeley would at least be receptive, but the people there keep electing the same crew year after year. And pride themselves on how progressive they are.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:30 AM




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1 I like this.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

2 And I am first! *runs off to buy lottery ticket*

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

3 Nice to see some small amount of sanity in play.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 28, 2017 11:23 AM (9krrF)

4 They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison,or maybe not.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2017 11:24 AM (r/0kC)

5 As I say to every person who bitches about the Philly soda tax, NFL draft, Pope visit, etc: what are you gonna do? Vote for a Republican?

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 28, 2017 11:24 AM (Hezej)

6
*creeeeeeak *

Posted by: the wheels of justice at April 28, 2017 11:24 AM (C52a9)

7 Nice crocodile. Be a good boy.

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2017 11:25 AM (7n4KQ)

8 You play the guitar on the M.T.V.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:25 AM (IqV8l)

9 Felony - It's whats for dinner

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 11:25 AM (FZYNt)

10 Fantastic. Not only will this help punish the rioters and help dissuade future rioters, it will save/create many jobs, including defense lawyers and paralegals and prison guards. Who said the government can't create jobs?

More of this please.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 28, 2017 11:25 AM (C278+)

11 Law enforcement and prosecution as a means to thwart criminal behavior??

Phew...this is a lot to process.

Give me a few...talk amongst yerselves.


Posted by: dananjcon at April 28, 2017 11:26 AM (WLK0w)

12 4 They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison
============

I know we did!

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez and Jailhouse Lover at April 28, 2017 11:26 AM (vg8iE)

13 Felons can't vote (yet), so at least there's that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:27 AM (UBzPO)

14 We have the laws to protect citizens...

They have not been enforcing said laws, using 'Prosecutorial Discretion' as their excuse...

But, they have used said PRIVILEGE to ignore the laws they do not want to prosecute.

We need to take a hard look at that 'privilege'... because 'equal' application of the law IS in the Constitution.... I don't see anyplace where a Prosecutor or Politician can then use something the legal system made up to ignore the law.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

15 It's a step in the right direction but what I prefer is shoot the rioters and hang the survivors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:28 AM (Nwg0u)

16 I'll reserve judgement until after we see if they actually prosecute or the corrupt DC government allows them to plea bargain down to a misdemeanor and a naughty letter.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

17 13 Felons can't vote (yet), so at least there's that.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:27 AM (UBzPO)

Depends on the State.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

18 I keep telling people about the firehoses. But will anyone listen? Nooooo.

"That's going to be perceived as racist!"

IDIOTS! THEY'RE GOING TO CALL YOU A RACIST ANYWAY. Might as well do what you want in the meantime.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2017 11:28 AM (9CkBG)

19 Five years apiece sounds about right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (SRKgf)

20 Hmmm...close to the 25th aniv. of the LA riots ain't it?
Maybe post some NG troops and Koreans?

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (x9c8r)

21
Felons lose access to Federal Student loans and deferments.


Let's do this.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (C52a9)

22 Next conservative group that goes to Berzerkely should bring their own flammables, just leave them lying around and take off. Let the animals burn their pig pen to the ground.

Apologizing to pigs everywhere.

Posted by: GregV61 at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (MoJlY)

23 What happened to the Chicago Seven? Yeah that's what I thought.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (rmJzs)

24
OW!!! HEY!!

Living in America,,,
Eddy Murphy can kiss my ass,,
Living in America...

*spins around, catches falling mic stand*

HEY!!

Posted by: Maximize Waters' Hair at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (HSmrB)

25 Charge them all!!!

This, along with the recent doxxing of the Berkley bike lock attacker is striking fear in them, big time. This is not a game, this is not protest LARPing, it's the real world with real consequences.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (NOIQH)

26 Send them to...

Fyre Island? (or at least the festival)...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

27 13 Felons can't vote (yet), so at least there's that.


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sooo cute

Posted by: Every City at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (h/uSM)

28 13
Felons can't vote (yet), so at least there's that.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:27 AM (UBzPO)

I did that research months ago. In most States yes they can after the get out of jail and serve their probation with good behavior.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

29 This is only an indictment. There is still the trial by jury of one's peers... and lawyers... lots of lawyers. And then the appeals; could take years.

Posted by: J'asun Wentaway at April 28, 2017 11:30 AM (D1ymB)

30 That is why Antifa black-bloc douchenozzles need to be careful where they riot.

1. locals may not be receptive to the beat-down
2. local authority may not be sympathetic
3. push it too far and the local landscape could change or outside forces could come to push back

Posted by: USNtakim at April 28, 2017 11:30 AM (zZWkn)

31 I laughed at this from the prior thread:

Things are so bad at Fyre Festival the people of Haiti are taking up collections for food and relief for the victims.




Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2017 11:25 AM (1BQGO)

Posted by: el Countryo Boyo - si se puede!! at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (Jcg9Q)

32 21
Felons lose access to Federal Student loans and deferments.


Let's do this.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:29 AM (C52a9)

Uh, why just Felons?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (NgKpN)

33 The way to stop rioting is by vigorous, aggressive police action.

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No, The way to stop rioting is by establishing a proletariat of the working classes, sharing the means of production!

Posted by: Berkeley Senior (Deans List) at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (h/uSM)

34 Last weekend Jack Probosiec (sp?) caught Luke Kuhn on video attending a protest - a violation of his probation. Hope the authorities treat that accordingly. Professional activists/rioter gotta protest, so stop them via the law.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

35 It better work out
I hope it works out my way
Cause it's getting kind of quiet in my city's head
Takes a teenage riot to get me out of bed right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvDuATZCY8I

Posted by: Sonic Youth at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (TOk1P)

36 Off horny Mexican sock.

Posted by: Country Boy - one more night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (Jcg9Q)

37 19 Five years apiece sounds about right.

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but we won't be able to vote for Chelsea!

Posted by: Berkeley Senior (Deans List) at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (h/uSM)

38 Hmm. They managed to convince citizens of DC who were on the grand juries to indict them.

Heh.

Perhaps the people of DC were not amused by the out of towners causing trouble.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (wwL6Q)

39 >>They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison


Just think: all these tools will now have to admit they've committed a felony on all future job applications, etc. That's gonna leave an impression.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

40 There's nothing happening in this country that can't be fixed right quick simply by enforcing current laws and applying a little commonsense.

Spoiled children respond pretty fast to discipline.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (/tuJf)

41 We have the laws to protect citizens...

-
No! No! No! Aliens have more rights than citizens, particularly illegal aliens!

- Darth Vader Ginsberg and the Black Robe Black Hand

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

42 Fyre Music Festival

Or

Red Neck Spring Break (check youtube)

I report.

You decide!

Posted by: MAGA at April 28, 2017 11:33 AM (LQ1Q3)

43 They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison

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C: ###

Posted by: Your prison roomate at April 28, 2017 11:34 AM (h/uSM)

44 38
Hmm. They managed to convince citizens of DC who were on the grand juries to indict them.



Heh.



Perhaps the people of DC were not amused by the out of towners causing trouble.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (wwL6Q)

Being DC I suspect that most of the jurors were black and being out of town rioting thugs paid by SOROS I suspect most of the thugs were white.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

45 "Another person has been charged with three felony counts of an assault on an officer while armed."

In some places that could get you some serious time.

Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2017 11:34 AM (x9c8r)

46 I thought Law and Order was just some TV show

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:34 AM (h/uSM)

47 39 Just think: all these tools will now have to admit
they've committed a felony on all future job applications, etc. That's
gonna leave an impression.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

These people have never had a job and will never have a job.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

48
Just think: all these tools will now have to admit they've committed a felony on all future job applications, etc. That's gonna leave an impression.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM


Isn't that what the "ban the box" movement is about?
Banning the box on the job application the the applicant is supposed to check if they have a felony conviction?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:35 AM (IqV8l)

49 46 I thought Law and Order was just some 2nd rate TV show
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

FIFY

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 11:36 AM (FZYNt)

50 They managed to convince citizens of DC who were on the grand juries to indict them.

-
Dude, they blocked the access to Starbucks!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:37 AM (Nwg0u)

51 Isn't that what the "ban the box" movement is about?
Banning the box on the job application the the applicant is supposed to check if they have a felony conviction?

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These people are expecting to be political appointees. Boxes are for squares

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:37 AM (h/uSM)

52
Isn't that what the "ban the box" movement is about?

#WarAgainstWomen

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 11:37 AM (FZYNt)

53 New funny tweet: "my phone is dying, please call [the US Embassy] for me. I'm hiding in tent 27"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:37 AM (UBzPO)

54 49 46 I thought Law and Order was just six 2nd rate TV shows
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

FIFY


FIFY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:37 AM (h/uSM)

55 One, two, three, four!
We need the Freikorp!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (TwwWO)

56 "Another person has been charged with three felony counts of an assault on an officer while armed."

---------------------------------------------------

Probably inflated charges. Perp got in the officer's face, screaming and shouting, trying to provoke a response. They bumped bellies. The Perp was armed with a full bottle of Evian Spring Water.

Posted by: J'asun Wentaway at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (D1ymB)

57 Just think: all these tools will now have to admit they've committed a felony on all future job applications, etc. That's gonna leave an impression.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM

Isn't that what the "ban the box" movement is about?
Banning the box on the job application the the applicant is supposed to check if they have a felony conviction?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:35 AM (IqV8l)


The dumb thing about that idea is, if you are doing any sort of "real" job they're doing a background check on you anyway.

Ban the box just means human resources has one more step to take with all the nitwits that would otherwise be weeded out.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (TOk1P)

58 I did that research months ago. In most States yes they can after the get out of jail and serve their probation with good behavior.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)


I'm completely OK with that. Unless a condition of the sentence is you can e.g. never vote again or own firearms or whatever, rights should be restored after the full sentence is served IMO.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (8nWyX)

59 Berry: a small succulent fruit. Barry: a small succulent fruit.

Posted by: Funkin' Wagnalls at April 28, 2017 11:39 AM (7LgUQ)

60 >>Being DC I suspect that most of the jurors were black and being out of town rioting thugs paid by SOROS I suspect most of the thugs were white.


Right. So if any of them get off easy, one might compare it to a resident of DC getting locked up for similar acts and scream RACISM, no?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2017 11:40 AM (wwL6Q)

61 Last weekend Jack Probosiec (sp?) caught Luke Kuhn on video attending a protest - a violation of his probation. Hope the authorities treat that accordingly. Professional activists/rioter gotta protest, so stop them via the law.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:31 AM (NOIQH)


I know, right? That was an unexpected bonus to Probosiec's video of him getting punched by that coward who then started whining about self-defense. Kuhn just happened to be standing there when it happened. And it looked like he was making no effort to avoid getting caught on video. Did he think nothing was going to happen? Probosiec is following through on this vigorously with James O'Keefe

I hope they throw the book at Kuhn. Weaselly little shit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 11:40 AM (q9Tnv)

62 And now I realize, I can't listen to Sonic Youth at work. The straights can't handle it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2017 11:40 AM (TOk1P)

63 "REMAIN CALM"


"ALL IS WELL"


http://tinyurl.com/k6j8k8e

#FyreFest

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:40 AM (C52a9)

64 >>Perhaps the people of DC were not amused by the out of towners causing trouble.


Having once lived just outside of DC, the protests do get tiresome. The marches on the national mall happen all the time, so that's no big deal. It's when you get Lefty tools who decide they want to stir up trouble, like setting a bunch of tires on fire on the GW parkway during morning rush hour. It's part of living in/near DC, but there are limits to the locals' patience.

I recall after one Bush-era anti-war protest where they marched from the mall to the Pentagon there were mass arrests - and these idiots were on tv whining about how it was taking 8 hrs for the police to process them, and *gulp* they didn't even offer vegetarian food to the arrestees!! Charge all of the rioters or expect a lot more over the next four years.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

65


i am giggling like an idiot over here

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:41 AM (C52a9)

66 Law and order for the win!

Posted by: m at April 28, 2017 11:41 AM (Gqgs8)

67 OT, but LOL... (SFW)

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/ 681pih/enough_internet_for_today/

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2017 11:42 AM (PtB+O)

68 61. Hmmm....any relation to Bela, I wonder?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:42 AM (TwwWO)

69 "That's the way you do it"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 11:42 AM (cqzjS)

70 adipose

Man ... you made me break out the dictionary this early ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:43 AM (zc3Db)

71 "We ask for everyone's patience and cooperation during this difficult time"

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oh god I'm choking

can't breathe

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:43 AM (C52a9)

72 Love that the miscreants are facing FELONY rioting charges. Hope the charges stick. Haunt them for the rest of their lives.

Nice government job you HAD, felon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 11:43 AM (jxbfJ)

73 i am giggling like an idiot over here


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:41 AM (C52a9)

I'm going to have to take PTO hours for all my time so far this morning. Lucky I haven't been fired yet. Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:44 AM (UBzPO)

74 I did that research months ago. In most States
yes they can after the get out of jail and serve their probation with
good behavior. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
I'm completely OK with that. Unless a condition of the sentence is
you can e.g. never vote again or own firearms or whatever, rights should
be restored after the full sentence is served IMO. Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (8nWyX)
=====

^^^THIS^^^

If you have complied with all conditions of your sentence, then you can apply for reinstatement.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 28, 2017 11:44 AM (MIKMs)

75 73 i am giggling like an idiot over here


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:41 AM (C52a9)

I'm going to have to take PTO hours for all my time so far this morning. Lucky I haven't been fired yet. Can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:44 AM (UBzPO)

==============

"We should have gone to Berkeley."
-DC rioter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 11:44 AM (ZKe2G)

76 There is still the trial by jury of one's peers

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So they'll have to screen out all potential jurors with IQs ('scuze me, the style book requires "IQ's") above 80.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:44 AM (Nwg0u)

77 "REMAIN CALM"


"ALL IS WELL"


http://tinyurl.com/k6j8k8e

#FyreFest

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Dun-Dun-Dun
Dun-Dun-DunDun
Dun-Dun-Dun
Dun-DaDun

Smoke on the Island
A Fyre in the Sky



Posted by: Blink-182 at April 28, 2017 11:46 AM (h/uSM)

78

"We ask that guests currently on-island do not make their own

arrangements to get to the airport as we are coordinating those plans. "
=====

'on-island guests'



*tears streaming down my face*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 11:46 AM (C52a9)

79 No, I'm still cracking up over the FryeFest. I foresee several more hours of hilarity today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (UBzPO)

80 So, not only will these riots and things be deep blue problems, it'll just be the deep blue places that are most open to property damage in the name of social justice.

This crap is really just going to piss of the left while hardening the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (ZKe2G)

81
Leftism always eventually turns to political violence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (ODxAs)

82 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2017 11:28 AM (9CkBG)


Nice to see you back. You doing okay?

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (ar2KI)

83 43 C:###
Haven't seen that joke since DOS 6.2

Posted by: GregV61 at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (MoJlY)

84 So they'll have to screen out all potential jurors with IQs ('scuze me, the style book requires "IQ's") above 80.

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Will all the potential jurors without manbuns please exit now

Posted by: Defese Team at April 28, 2017 11:48 AM (h/uSM)

85 84 So they'll have to screen out all potential jurors with IQs ('scuze me, the style book requires "IQ's") above 80.

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Will all the potential jurors without manbuns please exit now
Posted by: Defese Team at April 28, 2017 11:48 AM (h/uSM)

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Change of venue to Southwest Virginia, please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 11:49 AM (ZKe2G)

86 No, I'm still cracking up over the FryeFest. I foresee several more hours of hilarity today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (UBzPO)


All they're missing there are Hell's Angels running security. Sure, they have local Bahamians running security who are acting like Hell's Angels ... but for 10K you would think they are entitled to the real thing and not just being mugged by third rate islanders.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:49 AM (zc3Db)

87 Shakin' the bush, Boss, shakin' the bush.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 11:49 AM (QQ+il)

88 This is awesome because the rioters of the American left are immense, total, unrepentant pussies.

They love to act tough when there is an understanding that they will not be prosecuted, there are no consequences, they are with the mob and will not be hurt, they are with the mob and will not lose property. Leftist outrage demonstration culture is built on these assumptions.

Tear away even one of the assumptions though. They will tantrum yugely in response to consequences but they will learn the lesson and tone it down with a few short repetitions in cities that still believe in the impartial application of the rule of law.

The American left are entitled cowards, they have no spirit to fight when it requires risking their own life, liberty, or property. Their baseline expectation that their safety/health, food, shelter, and freedom are perpetually secured (by someone else) is non-negotiable. Their whole model fails if that assumption is rejected.

Go get 'em boys. Bunch of very expensive art degrees about to be even less employable with a criminal record.

Posted by: Thugnificent at April 28, 2017 11:49 AM (wx6iv)

89 These defendants once being tried will try their theatrics again to disrupt thing. They will act so insufferable, the juries will be asking to impose the death penalty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 11:49 AM (cqzjS)

90 No, I'm still cracking up over the FryeFest. I foresee several more hours of hilarity today.

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didn't this happen on season 5 of Lost?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:50 AM (h/uSM)

91 didn't this happen on season 5 of Lost?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:50 AM (h/uSM)


Who the hell made it past season 2?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:50 AM (zc3Db)

92 Nice to see you back. You doing okay?
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2017 11:47 AM (ar2KI)



*waves hello*

By and large I am. We recently sold our house. So we're currently crammed into this small apt with most of our shit in storage while we wait for the new place to be built. It's also dance competition season for the Drunken Midgets, so, you know, yay. AtC and I both have family members in poor health, so shitty real life stuff intrudes. That's why we've put the podcast on temporary hold.

So, very very busy/tired/stressed, but all in all, life is good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (9CkBG)

93 70 adipose

Man ... you made me break out the dictionary this early ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:43 AM (zc3Db)



I've got another one for this porker that is at least as apt: oleaginous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (SRKgf)

94 All they're missing there are Hell's Angels running security. Sure, they have local Bahamians running security who are acting like Hell's Angels ... but for 10K you would think they are entitled to the real thing and not just being mugged by third rate islanders.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:49 AM (zc3Db)



Who's fighting and a what for? People, why are we fighting?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (493sH)

95 FryeFest.

Sounds like a case could be made for misrepresentation. Doesn't sound like there will be a concert. Ticket holders will want their money back. Could sue for damages. Anyone who could afford the ticket prices will obviously have legal representation on retainer, one way or another.

Posted by: J'asun Wentaway at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (D1ymB)

96 So when people riot, loot, assault and burn property, you can charge them? with crimes? even felonies?

huh. I had no idea.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch, bystander at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (M5kLA)

97 >>So, not only will these riots and things be deep blue problems, it'll just be the deep blue places that are most open to property damage in the name of social justice.

It always seems to work this way. During the '60s, it was the big cities that burned not suburbia and beyond. They don't seem to have a firm grasp of the plot.

Works for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (/tuJf)

98 Jane came by with lock of your hair. She said that you gave it to her, that night just before you went Clear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (6KsvZ)

99 "REMAIN CALM"


"ALL IS WELL"


http://tinyurl.com/k6j8k8e

#FyreFest

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Dun-Dun-Dun
Dun-Dun-DunDun
Dun-Dun-Dun
Dun-DaDun

Smoke on the Island
A Fyre in the Sky

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Something happenin' here
What it is ain't exactly clear

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (Nwg0u)

100 Why didn't I think of throwing a music festival?

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (r5KeJ)

101 I've got another one for this porker that is at least as apt: oleaginous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (SRKgf)


Now that one I wouldn't have to go to the dictionary for ... because that word looks just like the name of those potato chips they made with the fake fat that had a warning label "might cause anal leakage".

You just don't forget shit like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:53 AM (zc3Db)

102 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2017 11:53 AM (ZQpd0)

103 97 >>So, not only will these riots and things be deep blue problems, it'll just be the deep blue places that are most open to property damage in the name of social justice.

It always seems to work this way. During the '60s, it was the big cities that burned not suburbia and beyond. They don't seem to have a firm grasp of the plot.

Works for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (/tuJf)

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And those riots led to Democrats holding onto the presidency for...

I'm sorry...they barely had the presidency from 68-92?

Interesting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 11:53 AM (ZKe2G)

104 They're damn lucky that limo they torched didn't set a building or 12 on fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 11:53 AM (mf5HN)

105 i am giggling like an idiot over here
Posted by: Mortimer -




I pulled something laughing so hard about FyreFest.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (gJBE5)

106 The cops got all of that kickass gear, man! There's no way they're gonna deplete it unless there's more revenue to be made to get more gear.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (2Mnv1)

107 I've got another one for this porker that is at least as apt: oleaginous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (SRKgf)


I think I like yours better. It suggests a big, greasy mound of margarine. Very apt.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (q9Tnv)

108 FryeFest.

Sounds like a case could be made for misrepresentation. Doesn't sound like there will be a concert. Ticket holders will want their money back. Could sue for damages. Anyone who could afford the ticket prices will obviously have legal representation on retainer, one way or another.

Posted by: J'asun Wentaway at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (D1ymB)


Sue where? It's not in America. American courts really have nothing to say about this .... other than "a fool and his money ...".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (zc3Db)

109 I did that research months ago. In most States yes they can after the get out of jail and serve their probation with good behavior.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

I'm completely OK with that. Unless a condition of the sentence is you can e.g. never vote again or own firearms or whatever, rights should be restored after the full sentence is served IMO.
Posted by: hogmartin

I'm not. It should be on a case by case basis. Particularly for violent offenders.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (326rv)

110 100 Why didn't I think of throwing a music festival?
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (r5KeJ)



My thought exactly.

Posted by: Jill Stein at April 28, 2017 11:55 AM (SRKgf)

111 I'm not. It should be on a case by case basis. Particularly for violent offenders.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (326rv)



I agree entirely. In fact, I think it should be rare that convicted felons have their legal virginity restored.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:56 AM (SRKgf)

112
adipose

Man ... you made me break out the dictionary this early ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Isn't that the operation Bruce Jenner got?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:56 AM (IqV8l)

113 100 Why didn't I think of throwing a music festival?

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (r5KeJ)





My thought exactly.

Posted by: Jill Stein at April 28, 2017 11:55 AM (SRKgf)

**
I'll supply the refreshments!

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at April 28, 2017 11:56 AM (WLK0w)

114 I'm not. It should be on a case by case basis. Particularly for violent offenders.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (326rv)


Then make revocation of those rights a term of the sentence on a case-by-case basis.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 11:56 AM (8nWyX)

115 I'm completely OK with that. Unless a condition of the sentence is you can e.g. never vote again or own firearms or whatever, rights should be restored after the full sentence is served IMO.
Posted by: hogmartin

I'm not. It should be on a case by case basis. Particularly for violent offenders.
Posted by: Blue Hen


Those are the ones that shouldn't be on the streets.
If you can't trust them with their God Given rights, wtf are they breathing free air? Keep 'em locked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 11:57 AM (gJBE5)

116 I still say that a little Freicorps action would cool their Commie jets.

Posted by: Headles Body of Agnew at April 28, 2017 11:57 AM (e1mEI)

117 112


adipose



Man ... you made me break out the dictionary this early ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



Isn't that the operation Bruce Jenner got?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:56 AM (IqV8l)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 11:57 AM (jxbfJ)

118 104 They're damn lucky that limo they torched didn't set a building or 12 on fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 11:53 AM (mf5HN)



You mean the limo owned by an immigrant?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2017 11:57 AM (9CkBG)

119 Sue where? It's not in America. American courts really have nothing to say about this .... other than "a fool and his money ...".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (zc3Db)



IANAL, but wouldn't they have jurisdiction if the tickets were sold under false pretenses in America, to American citizens?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:58 AM (SRKgf)

120 I'm a whiff-of-grapeshot guy but I'm flexible. Buckshot, solid shot, nails and other debris . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:58 AM (Nwg0u)

121 I'll supply the refreshments!

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at April 28, 2017 11:56 AM (WLK0w)



Nah, I'm already on it.

Posted by: Colonoscopy physician at April 28, 2017 11:59 AM (SRKgf)

122 I'm glad I don't have to continue making mortgage payments after I paid for the house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)

123 >>Sue where? It's not in America. American courts really have nothing to say about this .... other than "a fool and his money ...".

I wouldn't be so sure of that. If the company that sponsored the event is a US based company I think they can easily be sued regardless of where the event took place.

People routinely take cruise lines to court in the US when the incidents often take place overseas.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

124 Stupid slim, gypsy thieves...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 28, 2017 12:00 PM (6KsvZ)

125 #MoreWinning!

Posted by: The Prison-Industrial Complex at April 28, 2017 12:00 PM (M5kLA)

126 I'm completely OK with that. Unless a condition of the sentence is you can e.g. never vote again or own firearms or whatever, rights should be restored after the full sentence is served IMO.
Posted by: hogmartin

I'm not. It should be on a case by case basis. Particularly for violent offenders.
Posted by: Blue Hen


Those are the ones that shouldn't be on the streets.
If you can't trust them with their God Given rights, wtf are they breathing free air? Keep 'em locked up.
Posted by: rickb223

There's entirely too many violent offenders getting out. Louisiana came within two days of paroling someone who abducted a woman, raped her, tied her to a tree and then shot her in the face. He was implicated in two other attacks.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:00 PM (326rv)

127 It's a step in the right direction but what I prefer is shoot the rioters and hang the survivors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:28 AM (Nwg0u)


Yup. Simple, to the point, and possibly a wee bit of fun.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM (aMlLZ)

128 Fyre Fest 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Posted by: Caveat Emptor at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM (7LgUQ)

129 Interviewer: "Wow, Mr. Sussman, you really are a strong candidate. Dalton School to Tisch, and you were one of the leads in the student production of Rocky: The Musical. Very impressive indeed, it's no surprise you made it to round four of the interview process. It's between you and RoboManage v3.1 at this point to run the overnight shift here at Leather Chaps Coffee. Really there's just one thing jumping out at me at this point in our process, and that's this felony on your record. It seems so unusual for someone of your upbringing. Is that some kind of error?"

Interviewee: "No, unfortunately, I wanted to break random people's stuff in a blue city because I was mad that people faraway didn't vote for a really terrible blue candidate who I wanted. I wasn't supposed to get prosecuted for it but something got messed up."

Posted by: Interviewing in 2037 at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM (wx6iv)

130 I'm all for letting Blue cities burn, except that the wife works in downtown Seattle. And she's reluctant to look for a new job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM (6KsvZ)

131 From the violent street thugs to Academia, to the mayor of Berkeley, to the leadership of the DNC, to the editorial pages of the NY Times there is a consensus. "The Government ought to silence certain voices and opinions ('hate speech') and amplify the voices and opinions of selected others ('marginalized communities'). Left-wing activists in black masks will decide which is which."

Posted by: V the K at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM (O7MnT)

132 Haven't spent this much time on twitter in a while. #Fyrefestival is funny as hell. Like #blacktwitter on steroids.

Posted by: Country Boy - one more night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 12:02 PM (Jcg9Q)

133 They've gone Lord of the Fryes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 12:02 PM (Nwg0u)

134 "Sounds like a case could be made for misrepresentation. Doesn't sound
like there will be a concert. Ticket holders will want their money back.
Could sue for damages. Anyone who could afford the ticket prices will
obviously have legal representation on retainer, one way or another."

What if the company is off-shore? Who do you sue, which lawyer is going to take that case without being paid upfront and how much do you think they'll get from the bankruptcy trustee?

Millennials are about to learn many real life lessons.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:03 PM (UBzPO)

135 IANAL, but wouldn't they have jurisdiction if the tickets were sold under false pretenses in America, to American citizens?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:58 AM (SRKgf)


I'm sure some American court would be happy to worm its way into this but I don't think that's right. If you have something that happens outside of America then there is really no way for an American court to be able to determine many of the facts of the case - since the event happened outside of its jurisdiction - way outside of the jurisdiction of any American governmental arm.

Of course, these are the same sorts of American courts that found that Arizona was acting in violation of ... something ... when they reported illegals to the federal government, so logic doesn't really carry us very far.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:03 PM (zc3Db)

136 Those are the ones that shouldn't be on the streets.
If you can't trust them with their God Given rights, wtf are they breathing free air? Keep 'em locked up.
Posted by: rickb223



One practical problem: the recidivism rate in the three years following release is 67%.

So I'd hold that thought on restoring the God given rights. They're out, for the time being, and should be happy with that.

Posted by: Colonoscopy physician at April 28, 2017 12:03 PM (SRKgf)

137 Sargon of Akkad's piece on BAMN as a violent cult is something worth watching.

Whoaaa ...

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2017 12:04 PM (Pqytn)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:04 PM (SRKgf)

139
Sue where? It's not in America. American courts really have nothing to say about this .... other than "a fool and his money ...".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 11:54 AM (zc3Db)


If it's an American company that promoted the event they can be sued

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 12:04 PM (lKyWE)

140
Prediction: There's a 75% chance President Trump will be booed, in certain moments, not in general, in Pennsylvania tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 12:04 PM (rNJdF)

141
I have a feeling Trump will re-re-re-re-re-re-visit election night for the 15th time.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 12:05 PM (rNJdF)

142 >>Just think: all these tools will now have to admit they've committed a
felony on all future job applications, etc. That's gonna leave an
impression.

Job application?

Only if they're convicted, by the way.


Posted by: looking closely at April 28, 2017 12:05 PM (ji45d)

143 Next time they riot forget the firehoses,send in the Scoops!

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2017 12:05 PM (r/0kC)

144 I still say that a little Freicorps action would cool their Commie jets.

Posted by: Headles Body of Agnew at April 28, 2017 11:57 AM (e1mEI)



The cops doing their job would too. But I guess they don't want to hurt the little snowflakes feelings

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:06 PM (493sH)

145 One, two, three, four!
We need the Freikorp!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (TwwWO)


*fistbump*

Mister, we could use a man like Hermann Ehrhardt again. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:06 PM (X6fMO)

146 140
Prediction: There's a 75% chance President Trump will be booed, in certain moments, not in general, in Pennsylvania tomorrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 12:04 PM (rNJdF)

===============

There is a 100% chance that I will be talking about movies through the whole thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:07 PM (ZKe2G)

147 Obamacare repeal has failed to come to a vote again.

Gee, it's the the GOPe wants to keep the POS legislation, and screw the public.

Can we get rid of Paul Ryan asap?

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 12:07 PM (8zWAk)

148 >>If it's an American company that promoted the event they can be sued

Agreed.

Here's a case that is currently going on in federal court in Florida against Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines for an accident that happened in Jamaica.

http://tinyurl.com/kqw8p5b

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 12:07 PM (/tuJf)

149 :/

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2017 12:09 PM (Bt73B)

150 I've got another one for this porker that is at least as apt: oleaginous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 11:51 AM (SRKgf)


"Homunculus" would seem to be apt, as well.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:09 PM (X6fMO)

151 A visual metaphor for FryeFest.

http://tinyurl.com/m86dwug

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)

152 >>>That's The Way You Do It


I'm a millionaire.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 28, 2017 12:09 PM (vRcUp)

153 There's entirely too many violent offenders getting out. Louisiana came within two days of paroling someone who abducted a woman, raped her, tied her to a tree and then shot her in the face. He was implicated in two other attacks.

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but he didn't hurt the tree!

Posted by: Any democrat at April 28, 2017 12:11 PM (h/uSM)

154 Another Fyre attendee.

And we are supposed to feel bad for these spoonfed SJWs cause he got sand in his shoes?

https://twitter.com/WNFIV/ status/857787820018151424

(remove space)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 12:11 PM (jxbfJ)

155 I wouldn't be surprised if some enterprising sleazebag lawyer files a class-action today. The attendees will be lucky to get ten cents on the dollar after the schyster fees.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:11 PM (UBzPO)

156 Don't mind me pls, just testing something

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2017 12:12 PM (Bt73B)

157
All they're missing there are Hell's Angels running security.


You ever see a Harley try skipping across a pond?

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2017 12:12 PM (FhXTo)

158 I have a hunch that even the lefties in DC don't want to wink and nod at riots in THEIR back yards since it's a little too close in case their Antifa Allies get too close to THEIR shit and their BAMN and BLM Buddies see well dressed white people and can't tell friend from foe

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 12:12 PM (AOrEZ)

159

The good news for the Fyre Festival attendees is that United said it would fly them back home Dr. Dao style

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:13 PM (493sH)

160 An army of 212. I don't like their odds.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (vRcUp)

161 155 I wouldn't be surprised if some enterprising sleazebag lawyer files a class-action today. The attendees will be lucky to get ten cents on the dollar after the schyster fees.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans




INSOMNIAC! Jump all over this! 70/30 You!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (gJBE5)

162 New funniest tweet:

"I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Jerb! From Phoenix!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UBzPO)

163 Today we're proud to Announce that Chelsea Clinton had been awarded our Caring-2017 achievement award for the tweet from her assistant that mentioned the Fyre Festival.

If only everyone could be exactly like Chelsea

Posted by: American for Caring at April 28, 2017 12:15 PM (h/uSM)

164 162 New funniest tweet:

"I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Jerb! From Phoenix!



How did he plan to live for two weeks?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:16 PM (gJBE5)

165 They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison
.............

Keep those fucking dreadlocked dirtbags outta here.

Posted by: Bubba, cell block 9 at April 28, 2017 12:16 PM (HgMAr)

166 So, no Frazetta then. Ok.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 28, 2017 12:17 PM (J3HwD)

167 Agreed.

Here's a case that is currently going on in federal court in Florida against Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines for an accident that happened in Jamaica.

http://tinyurl.com/kqw8p5b

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 12:07 PM (/tuJf)


Sure, but that's exactly the sort of bullshit I'm talking about. I think this little excerpt says it all:

"As far as the cruise line's responsibility, they have a responsibility to make sure the passengers are safe from the beginning of the cruise to the end of the cruise," Garcell said. "Just because they get off the cruise ship, doesn't mean their responsibility ends to make sure the passengers are safe."

So ... a US court is going to determine the facts of an event on a road in Jamaica for passengers who sailed on a foreign-flagged vessel ...

Like I said, I have little doubt that an American will gladly step in but it really shouldn't - not to hear about compensating passengers on this non-American excursion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:17 PM (zc3Db)

168 165 They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison
.............

Keep those fucking dreadlocked dirtbags outta here.
Posted by: Bubba, cell block 9 at April 28, 2017 12:16 PM (HgMAr)

---

we prefer fresher asses

Posted by: Luther, Cell block 4 at April 28, 2017 12:17 PM (h/uSM)

169 You would think Berkeley would at least be receptive,
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Forget it Jake, it's Toontown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 12:17 PM (ZO497)

170 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"


Money well-spent. He could be SecTreas in a Democrat administration with those kind of financial skills.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:17 PM (SRKgf)

171 When i found out there was no Grey Poupon, well that's when i knew i had to call Daddies Lawyer.

Posted by: Millenial at April 28, 2017 12:18 PM (h/uSM)

172 161 155 I wouldn't be surprised if some enterprising sleazebag lawyer files a class-action today. The attendees will be lucky to get ten cents on the dollar after the schyster fees.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans




INSOMNIAC! Jump all over this! 70/30 You!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (gJBE5)

Ahem. I am NOT a sleazebag. Besides, it wouldn't satisfy the numerosity requirement to be certified as a class action.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)

173 Apparently thee was supposed to be some shindig in the Bahamas with millennial paying over $12,000 to attend to bath in the utopia of wokeness or something.

Then reality intervened...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/fyrefestival?src=tren&data_id=tweet%3A857917827038289920

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (vBeA5)

174 "I only wish there was a way to tell the normal people, "hey, the authorities are not on your side. They will sit back and watch you and everything you've built burn if it means they can further their agenda."

You would think Berkeley would at least be receptive, but the people there keep electing the same crew year after year. And pride themselves on how progressive they are."


I think you need to note *where* the Black Bloc pulls their antics.

They do this in Berkeley, not Knoxville. And I think the reason is pretty clear. They will not act up outside of their "safe spaces", their sanctuaries. Adjust your thinking to that and you can see where it would be easier to start reclaiming ground from them, pushing them into fewer and fewer places.

The Right needs to do a lot less ranting and hand-wringing and much more thinking along the lines of "Where are they vulnerable?" and start hitting them there.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (hLRSq)

175 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Jerb! From Phoenix!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UBzPO)


They took our jerbs!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (q9Tnv)

176 Today we're proud to Announce that Chelsea Clinton had been awarded our Caring-2017 achievement award for the tweet from her assistant that mentioned the Fyre Festival.
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I'm pretty sure that what they did was just create a hashtag, #Committed

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (ZO497)

177 Latest pic of the Frye evacuations: https://t.co/VeMigR8NDc

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:20 PM (UBzPO)

178 173 Apparently thee was supposed to be some shindig in the Bahamas with millennial paying over $12,000 to attend to bath in the utopia of wokeness or something.

Then reality intervened...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/fyrefestival?src=tren&data_id=tweet%3A857917827038289920
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (vBeA5)

==============

Why are they complaining?

They're experiencing real poverty? Isn't that something that the rich kids want to vacation in so that they can increase their wokeness?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:20 PM (ZKe2G)

179 175 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Jerb! From Phoenix!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UBzPO)

They took our jerbs!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (q9Tnv)



He is attending a circle jerb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (SRKgf)

180 How did he plan to live for two weeks?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:16 PM (gJBE5)

It was also billed as a culinary festival. Food and drink was included in many of the festival "packages"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (UBzPO)

181 Ahem. I am NOT a sleazebag. Besides, it wouldn't satisfy the numerosity requirement to be certified as a class action.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)



Didn't mean the sleazbag part.
Those idiots wouldn't know 70/30 you wasn't a good deal.
Chance to pick up some coin.
Doesn't have to be class action. Just pick 10 to represent.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (gJBE5)

182 Apparently thee was supposed to be some shindig in the Bahamas with millennial paying over $12,000 to attend to bath in the utopia of wokeness or something.


Send lawyers guns, and money.....a decent sandwich would also be of use.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (326rv)

183 Why are they complaining?

They're experiencing real poverty? Isn't that something that the rich kids want to vacation in so that they can increase their wokeness?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:20 PM (ZKe2G)



Good point. They got there before capitalism ruins the authenticity of the place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (SRKgf)

184 Now this is how our criminal justice system is supposed to work.

Arrest and file charges, plea it up or down or have a trial, then a verdict, then a sentence if guilty.

See Comey?

Not that difficult.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (5VlCp)

185 How did he plan to live for two weeks?
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Plastic! There's nothing it can't do!

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (8zWAk)

186 Let's get a camera team down there NOW!

Posted by: Jeff probst at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (h/uSM)

187 39 >>They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison


Just think: all these tools will now have to admit they've committed a felony on all future job applications, etc. That's gonna leave an impression.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

Felony conviction is also a bar to many professional licenses. And to their much desired federal jobs. And security clearances.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (brIR5)

188 This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Neighbors 2?? He deserves this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (zc3Db)

189 The US Attorney just sold 212 tickets to the Antifa Fyre Fest at FCI Morgantown.

They got so used to Comrade O's non-enforcement, they thought it was the New Normal. Ironically, while they deny speech to others, they're using violence instead of speech themselves.

i saw the Limo Burners open for the Brick Tossers at the Altamont Fyre Fest.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (M5kLA)

190 Jerb! From Phoenix!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UBzPO)

They took our jerbs!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:19 PM (q9Tnv)


He is attending a circle jerb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



He's a major jerb!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (gJBE5)

191 Send lawyers guns, and money.....a decent sandwich would also be of use.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (326rv)



Note: no request for soap or other grooming supplies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

192 183 Why are they complaining?

They're experiencing real poverty? Isn't that something that the rich kids want to vacation in so that they can increase their wokeness?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:20 PM (ZKe2G)


Good point. They got there before capitalism ruins the authenticity of the place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (SRKgf)

=============

"I want comfortable poverty. I shouldn't have to sweat unnecessarily to experience it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (ZKe2G)

193 "This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

I'm going to take a guess that Jerb fromPhoenix F***ing Loves Science and talks a lot about how stoopid conservatives are.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (1BQGO)

194 The much-hyped Frye Festival in the Bahamas charged guests around $12,000 per ticket for a weekend promising big-name performers, catered meals and lavish amenities, but was postponed Friday after attendees were barely given a properly pitched tent.

Guests groaned about flimsy camping facilities, bread and cheese sandwiches carelessly tossed in takeout containers and feral dogs roaming around the festival grounds after being met with below the bare minimum.


Was Robbie Mook in charge of organizing this event?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (vRcUp)

195 I'm completely OK with that. Unless a condition of the sentence is you can e.g. never vote again or own firearms or whatever, rights should be restored after the full sentence is served IMO.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 11:38 AM (8nWyX)

Agree 100%

The "correctional system" is supposed to correct bad behavior. If an ex-felon has cleaned up his act, then it's evidence the "correction" worked. His rights should be restored.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (0deF2)

196 188 This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Neighbors 2?? He deserves this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (zc3Db)

=================

That movie was...not funny.

Like...at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (ZKe2G)

197 168
165 They might enjoy a trip to pound you in the ass prison

.............



Keep those fucking dreadlocked dirtbags outta here.

Posted by: Bubba, cell block 9 at April 28, 2017 12:16 PM (HgMAr)



---



we prefer fresher asses

Posted by: Luther, Cell block 4 at April 28, 2017 12:17 PM (h/uSM)

They just need to be reminded of this beauty tip:Wash your ass

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (jxbfJ)

198 185 How did he plan to live for two weeks?
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Plastic! There's nothing it can't do!
Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (8zWAk)



But kinda hard to digest, no?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)

199 >>Like I said, I have little doubt that an American will gladly step in but it really shouldn't - not to hear about compensating passengers on this non-American excursion.

I disagree. American based companies that take on events like this have a responsibility to deliver what they promise regardless of where the event takes place. If you take a United flight to Canada and it crashes in Canada do you lose your rights just because the plane is in the land of moose and hockey pucks?

This appears to be a pretty blatant case of fraud and while I am enjoying hearing about these twits I don't think they lose their rights just because they are assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

200 This cocoa-nut is white on the inside. It must not be ripe yet.

Posted by: Millenial at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (h/uSM)

201 It occurs to me the theme song for Frye Fest ought to be "The Sloop John D". The original (not Beach Boys) version was actually from the Bahamas.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (kUmUV)

202 199
This appears to be a pretty blatant case of fraud and while I am enjoying hearing about these twits I don't think they lose their rights just because they are assholes.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

==============

Just root for injuries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (ZKe2G)

203 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Jerb! From Phoenix!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UBzPO)



Not really liking the cut of his Jerb

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)

204 It was also billed as a culinary festival. Food and drink was included in many of the festival "packages"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (UBzPO)


And it is!

Not like, a lot of it, or up to, say, gas station sandwich quality, but it's food, and some people might get some of it. Jerb well done.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 12:25 PM (8nWyX)

205 A million North Koreans just called asking there were still tickets available for Fyre Fest.

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 12:25 PM (RB1rg)

206 The much-hyped Frye Festival in the Bahamas charged guests around $12,000 per ticket for a weekend promising big-name performers, catered meals and lavish amenities, but was postponed Friday after attendees were barely given a properly pitched tent.

Guests groaned about flimsy camping facilities, bread and cheese sandwiches carelessly tossed in takeout containers and feral dogs roaming around the festival grounds after being met with below the bare minimum.


And I bet the guys didn't even get shirts.

Lotta loose shit, I tell you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:26 PM (X6fMO)

207 This appears to be a pretty blatant case of fraud and while I am enjoying hearing about these twits I don't think they lose their rights just because they are assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (/tuJf)


I think they lose their rights in American courts the minute they leave America. Their suits should have to be in the Bahamas, if the Bahamas even have that sort of thing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:26 PM (zc3Db)

208 That movie was...not funny.



Like...at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (ZKe2G)

This shit certainly is though. Vote for Jerb!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:26 PM (UBzPO)

209 If Jerb is from AZ, wouldn't it possible be pronounced "Herb?"

Hmmm.

Or is that Jmmmm?

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 28, 2017 12:26 PM (eytER)

210 Guests groaned about flimsy camping facilities, bread and cheese sandwiches carelessly tossed in takeout containers and feral dogs roaming around the festival grounds after being met with below the bare minimum.

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Well we're complaining about the dirty smelly meat.

Posted by: Feral Dogs at April 28, 2017 12:26 PM (h/uSM)

211 Frye Festival is Survivor with more trannies, but you have to pay them a million dollars.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (HgMAr)

212 183
Why are they complaining?



They're experiencing real poverty? Isn't that something that the
rich kids want to vacation in so that they can increase their wokeness?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:20 PM (ZKe2G)





Good point. They got there before capitalism ruins the authenticity of the place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:21 PM (SRKgf)

And these poor little rich kids, no doubt green energy environmentalists all, will leave that island looking worse then a NJ garbage dump.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (jxbfJ)

213 Take the brown acid.

It will take your mind off how much of a shitshow this is.

Posted by: Frye fest MC at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (vRcUp)

214
Today's anti-nra tweets must be especially hilarious. Anyone keeping track of the unhinged lies being spewed on social media today?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (rNJdF)

215 They just need to be reminded of this beauty tip:Wash your ass

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even better, steam it!

Posted by: G Paltrow at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (h/uSM)

216 Not really liking the cut of his Jerb
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)



Sounds like some of the locals will be happy to cut him another way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (SRKgf)

217 Funny movies, not enough of them

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (Bt73B)

218 178 173 Apparently thee was supposed to be some shindig in the Bahamas with millennial paying over $12,000 to attend to bath in the utopia of wokeness or something.

Then reality intervened...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/fyrefestival?src=tren&data_id=tweet%3A857917827038289920
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Wow...it's almost as if it was all style over substance. Almost like whoever announced this thought the logistics would just magically happen.

Almost.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (vg8iE)

219 Ship the Fyre Festival survivors sporks and ketchup packets. Eventually they'll figure it out.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (hLRSq)

220 Luxury! Oh, what we would have given for a ham and cheese sandwich.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (LTHVh)

221 Chelsea should be #Committed

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (IqV8l)

222 Has anyone figured out how the Fyre Festival catastrophe is Trump's fault yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (NOIQH)

223 So it turns out Ivanka wasn't booed and hissed at in Germany. Which would mean the entire American MFM lied about it.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/

This is my shocked face.

(Y'know, I watched the videos from several sources and didn't hear any booing and hissing, so I was kinda wondering. Turns out I'm smarter than the My Betters? This is my shocked face again.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 28, 2017 12:29 PM (ul9CR)

224 203 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

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I'm sure if he works with his brother Jhineas they can invent a way to get everyone off the island.

Posted by: G Paltrow at April 28, 2017 12:29 PM (h/uSM)

225 Here is the gourmet meal


https://tinyurl.com/luh9by6


*this shit is making my day

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2017 12:29 PM (2x9LM)

226 Has anyone figured out how the Fyre Festival catastrophe is Trump's fault yet?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (NOIQH)


$20 says Jerb has.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 12:29 PM (8nWyX)

227 The "correctional system" is supposed to correct bad behavior. If an ex-felon has cleaned up his act, then it's evidence the "correction" worked. His rights should be restored.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The first job of the so-called corrections system is to protect us from offenders.

No one has got a freaking clue if anyone has truly cleaned up their act. Everyone who has been raped and/or murdered by a parolee could tell you that, if they were still alive.

Restoration of rights should be case by case, and after successfully finishing most or all of their parole.

The vermin in California, the 'pillow case rapist', attacked more than 70 women. he was released because his sentence was over. No one believes that he's feminist friend #1, cleaned up his act. They tried involuntary commitment, and were forced to let him out. They spent hundred of thousands of dollars giving him a house and benefits. last i heard, they managed to bag him again on a parole violation.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (326rv)

228 The coverage of the Fyre Festival mentions a 'deserted island' and 'vicious locals.'

Can't square that circle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

229 222 Has anyone figured out how the Fyre Festival catastrophe is Trump's fault yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 12:28 PM (NOIQH)



He inspired the coordinators of the event through his lifetime of shady business practices.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (9CkBG)

230 Jerb must be short for "gerbil."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (vg8iE)

231 A million North Koreans just called asking there were still tickets available for Fyre Fest.

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o wait, blink-182? nevermind.

Posted by: A million North Koreans at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (h/uSM)

232 THEYRE EATING JERB AT THE FYRE DOME

Posted by: Shep! at April 28, 2017 12:31 PM (RB1rg)

233 This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Neighbors 2?? He deserves this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:22 PM (zc3Db)

=================

That movie was...not funny.

Like...at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:23 PM (ZKe2G)


IMO, "funny" seems to be a lost art with many of today's filmmakers. What humor there is appears to be cruel, mocking or sexually-twisted.

Jonathan Winters yelling "That's it! It's a big W, I tell ya!" is funny. Aubrey Plaza admitting that she fingered a girl in return for Rhianna tix is not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:31 PM (X6fMO)

234 "This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

I'll take Bad Decision-making for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

235 They just need to be reminded of this beauty tip:Wash your ass

You got that right, dummy!

Posted by: Zombie Redd Foxx at April 28, 2017 12:31 PM (X6fMO)

236 IMO, "funny" seems to be a lost art with many of today's filmmakers. What humor there is appears to be cruel, mocking or sexually-twisted.

People now mistake 'sadistic' for 'funny.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

237 What humor there is appears to be cruel, mocking or sexually-twisted.

Aw geez. I'm standing right here, guys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 12:32 PM (LTHVh)

238 All opf us down in Brattleboro call on Presdent Obama to stop this Trump witchhunt to hurt are grate Senitor Bernie Standers Wife. Once again Trump is lying and we needs to do something to stop this mess that will hurt children of color in Vermont. Trump must be hurt up in Court for this terrible thing he and his people our doing to hurt children of all colors. Trump lied and Freedom of Speach died........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 28, 2017 12:32 PM (WmgTn)

239 If Jerb is from AZ, wouldn't it possible be pronounced "Herb?"

Hmmm.

Or is that Jmmmm?


Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM (YEelc)

240 Today's anti-nra tweets must be especially hilarious. Anyone keeping track of the unhinged lies being spewed on social media today?

-
The NRA make their gunpowder with the blood of pacifist children.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)

241 "It's so bad, SO FUCKIN' BAD, that the US Embassy in The Bahamas is now intervening in an attempt to get people home immediately."
.............

They're really stinking the place up. Can't get rid of these assholes fast enough.

Posted by: Bahamas at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM (HgMAr)

242 As for the Berkeley idiots, my thoughts are:

(1) Most of them are leftists themselves, which trumps all else unless it is their precise property being destroyed. They agree with the rioters and sympathize with them. A fair number might be former activists themselves.

(2) I don't know Berkley's layout, but suspect the rioting is away from the homes of the citizens and they do not feel personally endangered or that their homes are threatened with damage.

(3) They have a visceral distrust for police and law enforcement in general. This extends to the use of force on people who, in large part, they sympathize with.

(4) Even if they aren't leftists, most of the others are probably "moderates" at best and might not want to get involved or ruffle the prevailing left wing zeitgeist.

(5) Anyone disposed to complain or change things knows they are tilting at windmills when the local government not only is unresponsive, but is actively and openly supportive of the rioters.

Posted by: RM at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM (U3LtS)

243 >>>Has anyone figured out how the Fyre Festival catastrophe is Trump's fault yet?<<<

This is more like a Clinton production. Think Haiti.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 12:34 PM (2Mnv1)

244 The vermin in California, the 'pillow case rapist', attacked more than 70 women. he was released because his sentence was over. No one believes that he's feminist friend #1, cleaned up his act. They tried involuntary commitment, and were forced to let him out. They spent hundred of thousands of dollars giving him a house and benefits. last i heard, they managed to bag him again on a parole violation.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (326rv)


And this is why I will never give up my support of the death penalty. Some incorrigible criminals just need killing.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:34 PM (q9Tnv)

245 Was that Neighbors 2 : Electric Boogaloo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 12:34 PM (IqV8l)

246 Takes intellectual heft tto be funny, gotta admit today's filmmaker crop is challenged

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (Bt73B)

247 I think the Jerb! tweet was snark but I'm OK with it.
https://twitter.com/ColeyMick/status/857961943105232900

His tweet after that one is priceless but NSFW

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (UBzPO)

248 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM


Isn't that some kind of small rodent?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (p+Wdc)

249 The best way to solve the rioting-and-looting problem is to throw felony charges at every one of them who gets discharged from Intensive Care.

Predicate task: send them to Intensive Care.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (iIzG7)

250 There's entirely too many violent offenders getting out. Louisiana came within two days of paroling someone who abducted a woman, raped her, tied her to a tree and then shot her in the face. He was implicated in two other attacks.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:00 PM (326rv)

You are conflating two different situations; one being a felon who does his full term, and is released or paroled, the other being felons who don't serve their full term, or who get ridiculously short terms for awful crimes.

The root of the problem is in the courts. Not the prisons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (0deF2)

251 ere is the gourmet meal
https://tinyurl.com/luh9by6
*this shit is making my day
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2017 12:29 PM (2x9LM)

Hahaha...too funny! Looks like the lunch at the county lock-up.

Eat up bitches!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (5VlCp)

252 Guests groaned about flimsy camping facilities, bread and cheese sandwiches carelessly tossed in takeout containers and feral dogs roaming around the festival grounds after being met with below the bare minimum.

And I bet the guys didn't even get shirts.

Lotta loose shit, I tell you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:26 PM (X6fMO)

You aren't kidding.

Posted by: stupid millenial who drank the water at Fyre Festival at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (V+V48)

253 This is more like a Clinton production. Think Haiti.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 12:34 PM (2Mnv1)


Somebody mentioned last thread that the Haitians are taking up a food collection to send to the Fyre Festival.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (q9Tnv)

254 This seems like a much more efficient way of getting rid of our problematic Americans than building camps.

profitable even...

Coming up next 'Safe Space 2017' on Devils Island. Featuring The Bay City Rollers!

tickets start a $62,000!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (h/uSM)

255 They just need to be reminded of this beauty tip:Wash your ass

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even better, steam it!

Posted by: G Paltrow at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (h/uSM)
.............

And bleach, please.

Posted by: Bubba, cell block 9 at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (HgMAr)

256 My helicopter was shot down over FyreFest!

- Brian Williams

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (Nwg0u)

257 OT/
Owie-Ow! A piece of my jawbone just chipped off. (It was sticking out my gums at the site of an old extraction.) On bright side I no longer need a visit to my dentist.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (Gei2C)

258 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM (YEelc)



Yeah, that's MUCH better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (SRKgf)

259 Nice job on the economy Trump!!! I thought he was the grate economist and we only get 0.8 percent growth, but we hads 10% or higher every quarter with Presdent Obama....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 28, 2017 12:37 PM (WmgTn)

260 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM

Isn't that some kind of small rodent?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Blanco, you're not helping.

Lol

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:37 PM (gJBE5)

261 Eat up bitches!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (5VlCp)


Looks like a gourmet meal from one of Joe Arpaio's work camps.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:37 PM (q9Tnv)

262 I'd bet that 95% of those little rich brats and/or their parents voted for the Hildebeast.

So let them rot in paradise for a few days before the US gets involved.

Posted by: Country Boy - one more night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

263 I think they lose their rights in American courts the minute they leave
America. Their suits should have to be in the Bahamas, if the Bahamas
even have that sort of thing ...

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Check the terms and conditions (maybe printed on the back of the ticket). They may be required to arbitrate any dispute. I don't think there would be a problem bringing this case in a U.S. Court (whether a state court or federal court)

The Bahamas has a court system, but i doubt it would be particularly sympathetic to a bunch of wealthy Americans who came down to party hard and were not able too.


Posted by: Penfold at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (Fbt5B)

264 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"




I saw that Neighbors 2 made just over $100 million. You'll never go broke underestimating the taste of the American public but $100 million. That's a lot of Jerbs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)

265 Aubrey Plaza admitting that she fingered a girl in return for Rhianna tix is not.

At least she has a way to score free tix.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (DMUuz)

266 Like I said in previous thread, these kids will just pack up and go to Paradise Island.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (rmJzs)

267 What humor there is appears to be cruel, mocking or sexually-twisted.

Well duh. I mean these kids did spend $12k to go see Blink-182.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (jxbfJ)

268 Fyre Festival? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (q9Tnv)

269 I'm all for letting Blue cities burn, except that the wife works in downtown Seattle. And she's reluctant to look for a new job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM (6KsvZ)

So when the city burns down, and her job with it, then you both can move to Pullman. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (0deF2)

270
Isn't that some kind of small rodent?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Jerboa Jump was a character on Tennessee Tuxedo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (IqV8l)

271 This appears to be a pretty blatant case of fraud and while I am enjoying hearing about these twits I don't think they lose their rights just because they are assholes.
Posted by: JackStraw


For goodness'sake man. Stop thinking of them as mere assholes and start thinking of them as enemy combatants. As far as I'm concerned they have no rights.

The courts should treat their claims with all the respect that the 9th circuit or Sotomayor show for the constitution.

Remember, self defense cannot be equated with assault. Anything that can be done to hobble them can't dimissed as "two wrongs" or "we don't want to stoop to their level".

Posted by: Frye fest MC at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (vRcUp)

272 When Obama had economic numbers <1%, we were told it was 'roaring.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

273 From what I've heard, the Black Bloc people, the ones who dress in black and cover their faces, are the same ones who've been rioting at G7 meetings for many years, and that their MO is to wait for the protesters to show up, start throwing things, wait for the regular people to do it as well, then disappear, so they don't get arrested.

So even the leaders of the riots don't care about the regular people, but only see them as useful idiots.

Posted by: Rick C at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (ECH2/)

274 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM

Isn't that some kind of small rodent?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Actually, a type of weasel.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

275 248 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM

Isn't that some kind of small rodent?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (p+Wdc)

Si

Posted by: Ricardo Gere at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

276 Go away Fryed sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (vRcUp)

277 Isn't that some kind of small rodent?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


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a type of weasel

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (h/uSM)

278 I'll tell you ... someone with a boat can make some nice bucks if he just gets down to the Fyre Festival. "Sure we have room for you ... that'll be $110,000 for the trip back to the main island. I can get you back to America for $250,000."


Of course, that guy will probably end up in US court, too, and accused of "gouging" the poor things ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (zc3Db)

279 Owie-Ow! A piece of my jawbone just chipped off. (It was sticking out my gums at the site of an old extraction.) On bright side I no longer need a visit to my dentist.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (Gei2C)


That sounds dreadfully painful.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM (q9Tnv)

280 "Has anyone figured out how the Fyre Festival catastrophe is Trump's fault yet?


Posted by: Lizzy"

No, but I've seen some lib commentary saying it is just like Tromps first 100 days.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (1BQGO)

281 "I'm live on the grounds of frye fest. This man, Jerb from Phoenix, says
he spent his last dollars on "Neighbors 2" on the flight down here"

Jerb! From Phoenix!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UBzPO)



Maybe it's a misspelling and it should be a K instead of a B.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (493sH)

282 'Jerb' is short for 'gerbil.'

So it could be Richard Gere, talking out his ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

283 A fire festival?

What, like burning man?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

284 Japan Puts Anime in Zoo and Penguin Adopts a Waifu

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kppfzuq

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (vBeA5)

285 restoration of the name.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (q9Tnv)

286 255
They just need to be reminded of this beauty tip:Wash your ass



---



even better, steam it!



Posted by: G Paltrow at April 28, 2017 12:27 PM (h/uSM)

.............



And bleach, please.

Posted by: Bubba, cell block 9 at April 28, 2017 12:36 PM (HgMAr)

Cue Crystal Gayle
"Gonna make my brown eye blue........"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (jxbfJ)

287 The root of the problem is in the courts. Not the prisons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 12:35 PM (0deF2)


*dingding*

If they can't be trusted outside, don't let them outside.

If they can be trusted outside, transition them to a conditional work-release program towards the end of their sentence so they have some skills and support, and restore their rights when they show that they're ready for them.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (8nWyX)

288
Here is the gourmet meal

12,000 bucks and they can't give you a lousy mustard pack

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (lKyWE)

289 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.

---

Jabroni??

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (h/uSM)

290 Suppose they didn't give a FyreFest and everybody came?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 12:40 PM (Nwg0u)

291 >>>They just need to be reminded of this beauty tip:Wash your ass

That's not beauty, that's air quality.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 12:41 PM (DFcT7)

292 Where do they poop, chemicals? I bet they smell great in that tropical heat.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2017 12:41 PM (HgMAr)

293 You are conflating two different situations; one being a felon who does his full term, and is released or paroled, the other being felons who don't serve their full term, or who get ridiculously short terms for awful crimes.

The root of the problem is in the courts. Not the prisons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No. I cited two examples of where either people WERE released, or were set to be released. And no one but their lawyers and the pro-crime lobby think that they are not a menace. The governor of NY stuck his nose into a case, changing a life sentence to one with the possibility of parole. Fortunately, it was stopped. This time.

According to some here, these people should automatically get their rights restored. Just because a parole board turfed someone does NOT mean that their rights should be restored.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:41 PM (326rv)

294 Cue Crystal Gayle
"Gonna make my brown eye blue........"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

*pokes head in, looks around*

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 28, 2017 12:41 PM (FZYNt)

295 What humor there is appears to be cruel, mocking or sexually-twisted.

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unlike the Award-Winning AoS comments

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (h/uSM)

296 233 IMO, "funny" seems to be a lost art with many of today's filmmakers. What humor there is appears to be cruel, mocking or sexually-twisted.

Jonathan Winters yelling "That's it! It's a big W, I tell ya!" is funny. Aubrey Plaza admitting that she fingered a girl in return for Rhianna tix is not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:31 PM (X6fMO)

=============

I think it is in large part blamable on the highly improvisational nature of modern comedies. They set up cameras and wait for actors to be funny.

That can work in short bits, but it's hard to carry a movie for 90 minutes like that.

I think back to what might be my favorite comedy of the last couple of decades: Galaxy Quest.

That movie works first as a drama. Tim Allen's character has an arc. He grows. The world is cohesive. The action is reasonably well done. And on top of that, there are a bunch of very funny jokes.

Most comedies don't seem built that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (ZKe2G)

297 INSOMNIAC! Jump all over this! 70/30 You!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 12:14 PM (gJBE5)

Flag on the play! Som's a lawyer, but not a sleazebag lawyer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (0deF2)

298 This may be on a private island, Fyre Cay?

Not what the models purported it was to be....http://preview.tinyurl.com/md2rcjw

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (NOIQH)

299 Like I said in previous thread, these kids will just pack up and go to Paradise Island.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (rmJzs)



The Pacific Paradise of Johnston Atoll could use a multi-cultural music fest.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (hLRSq)

300 >>>Looks like a gourmet meal from one of Joe Arpaio's work camps.<<<

There are no weevils or maggots in the bread and the lettuce isn't quite wilted yet. Looks like the perfect meal for a super-model.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 12:43 PM (2Mnv1)

301 "Sure we have room for you ... that'll be $110,000 for the trip back to the main island. I can get you back to America for $250,000."

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Surge pricing is a bitch. But you can increase your earnings by dropping them off halfway and going back to rescue more people.

Posted by: Uber at April 28, 2017 12:44 PM (h/uSM)

302 246 Takes intellectual heft tto be funny, gotta admit today's filmmaker crop is challenged
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Yep. Most of what they call "laugh lines" is just standard dialog for a porno.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 28, 2017 12:44 PM (vg8iE)

303 If they can't be trusted outside, don't let them outside.

If they can be trusted outside, transition them to a conditional work-release program towards the end of their sentence so they have some skills and support, and restore their rights when they show that they're ready for them.
Posted by: hogmartin

In the case I cited in Louisiana, the only reason parole was stopped was because a reporter asked the governor about the case. No one bothered to contact the families, and the parole board was happy to spring him.

In the California case, the authorities HAD to let him out.

The ones that attacked the jogger in Central Park were released because of political pressure. On of them is already dead due to some other crime.

None of this is as simple as "keep them in".

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:44 PM (326rv)

304 294 Cue Crystal Gayle
"Gonna make my brown eye blue........"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

-------------------

*pokes head in, looks around*

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 28, 2017 12:41 PM (FZYNt)



"Now that's how you get pink eye."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2017 12:44 PM (9CkBG)

305 "Check the terms and conditions (maybe printed on the back of the
ticket). They may be required to arbitrate any dispute. I don't think
there would be a problem bringing this case in a U.S. Court (whether a
state court or federal court)"

"NO REFUNDS" was on every page of the Frye website and ticket ordering pages. Some people were told last night that they'd be given refunds of the signed something but nobody knows what they were signing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (UBzPO)

306 Owie-Ow! A piece of my jawbone just chipped off. (It was sticking out my gums at the site of an old extraction.) On bright side I no longer need a visit to my dentist.

---

have you recently tested out a teleporter pod?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (h/uSM)

307 Most comedies don't seem built that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (ZKe2G)

"By Grabthar's Hammer, you will be avenged."

If you can watch that scene without tearing up, you have no soul.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (KUaJL)

308 A big ol' hurricane would be pretty funny right about now. Not a deadly one. Just a whimsically destructive hurricane.

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (8i/gZ)

309 Zug Island could also use a Festival of the Arts Celebrating the Life of the Great Lakes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

310 off pothead sock

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (KUaJL)

311 Keep those losers away from Crab Key.

Posted by: Dr. No at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (IqV8l)

312 302 246 Takes intellectual heft tto be funny, gotta admit today's filmmaker crop is challenged
========

Yep. Most of what they call "laugh lines" is just standard dialog for a porno.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 28, 2017 12:44 PM (vg8iE)

==============

That's another problem. Vulgarity is used in place of punch lines.

I watched Sausage Party when it came to Netflix, and probably it's biggest problem is that there's no buildup to the raunchiness. It just starts that way.

The trailer works better because it makes the grocery store seem very lovey dovey and innocent before the mask gets ripped off. The movie itself begins with a song that's full of "fucks", so that when the violence of the real world is revealed, there's no real change in how the character's talk. The cursing COULD have been funny if used intelligently, but it was simply used ubiquitously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (ZKe2G)

313 Perusing the news this morning. From the Ocare repeal fiasco, what's going on on college campi, and an extreme progressive judiciary, it's really starting to look like the left is winning. And winning big.

I still say, despite Trump's win, we lost the nation in Nov 2012.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (Fmupd)

314 I think back to what might be my favorite comedy of the last couple of decades: Galaxy Quest.

Point taken. And I note I came very late to Galaxy Quest, because I'm in general distrustful of anything "everyone" raves about.

But note, too, that you have to cast your mind back to 1999 for an example. Things don't appear to work that way today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (X6fMO)

315 307
Most comedies don't seem built that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (ZKe2G)



"By Grabthar's Hammer, you will be avenged."



If you can watch that scene without tearing up, you have no soul.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (KUaJL)

And for Double Jeopardy - what porno movie did that come from?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2017 12:47 PM (jxbfJ)

316 Some people were told last night that they'd be given refunds of the signed something but nobody knows what they were signing.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (UBzPO)


Certificates of Indentured Servitude.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

317 You rich, rayciss crackers now know how my incestors felt as slaves!

Posted by: Ja Rule at April 28, 2017 12:47 PM (7LgUQ)

318

Three good looking men chat about

THE REAL THREAT FACING AMERICA

The Washington Post has dug deep into the numbers to find that the greatest threat to America isn't terrorism but men.


https://www.billwhittle.com/right-angle/real-threat-facing-america

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 28, 2017 12:47 PM (fceHP)

319 Domestic terrorism for the lot... including the organizations that funded them... fill gitmo

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at April 28, 2017 12:47 PM (DpOmP)

320 307 Most comedies don't seem built that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (ZKe2G)

"By Grabthar's Hammer, you will be avenged."

If you can watch that scene without tearing up, you have no soul.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (KUaJL)

==============

And it's because Alan Rickman's character is an actual character. He cares about things. He's driven by something. He wants something that is understandable (respect). And when he meets this alien that looks up to him because of the character that he's grown to abhor, they bond, and the alien dies in his arms, we understand exactly why he's reciting the line and how it connects the two characters.

It really is a wonderful moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (ZKe2G)

321 That's and what do you think will be the outcome of jury trials in DC

Posted by: Him at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (VvgWy)

322 Zug Island could also use a Festival of the Arts Celebrating the Life of the Great Lakes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

There's already something way more fun up that way:

The Jobby Nooner.

Posted by: Country Boy - one more night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

323 Most comedies don't seem built that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (ZKe2G)
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Galaxy Quest is a great movie, but nothing, I repeat nothing, can beat Mad Mad.

I still laugh until I cry whenever I watch it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (sBOL1)

324 When you riot, destroy your own stuff. Do not, I repeat, do not dick around with my stuff. Seriously, it will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2017 12:49 PM (zLDYs)

325 98 Jane came by with lock of your hair. She said that you gave it to her, that night just before you went Clear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (6KsvZ)

Is this what you wanted?

Posted by: Sincerely, L. Cohen at April 28, 2017 12:49 PM (fD1ST)

326 Domestic terrorism for the lot... including the organizations that funded them... fill gitmo
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at April 28, 2017 12:47 PM (DpOmP)


We're talking about Fyre Festival attendees, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 12:50 PM (8nWyX)

327 314 I think back to what might be my favorite comedy of the last couple of decades: Galaxy Quest.

Point taken. And I note I came very late to Galaxy Quest, because I'm in general distrustful of anything "everyone" raves about.

But note, too, that you have to cast your mind back to 1999 for an example. Things don't appear to work that way today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (X6fMO)

===============

I have trouble critiquing comedies that I don't find funny.

Like Dragnet. I didn't laugh very much, but Joe Friday's character arc mostly worked so it felt like the jokes should have landed better. Comedy is such a specific thing that I try to not get too in the weeds on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:50 PM (ZKe2G)

328 Surge pricing is a bitch. But you can increase your earnings by dropping them off halfway and going back to rescue more people.

Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 28, 2017 12:50 PM (kUmUV)

329 Can't make this shit up



So proud to be apart of this wonderful charity and helping raise 2.7 million dollars to feed the hungry in NYC... thank you @cityharvestnyc for all the great work you do in the community!!! #fyre #cityharvest

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2017 12:50 PM (2x9LM)

330 what do you think will be the outcome of jury trials in DC

Posted by: Him at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (VvgWy)

Prosecutor: They came to your town from their fancy houses outside the city, and they burned your cars and stores and trashed your streets....and they were Jooos!

Jury: Hang 'em!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 12:51 PM (rF0hx)

331 What i find most unfortunate is that type of "humor" is eaten up by the audience.., makes me sad for the country

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2017 12:51 PM (Bt73B)

332 Halp me John Cary!!!

Posted by: Frye Festival attendee at April 28, 2017 12:51 PM (HgMAr)

333 Restoration of rights should be case by case, and after successfully finishing most or all of their parole.

The vermin in California, the 'pillow case rapist', attacked more than 70 women. he was released because his sentence was over. No one believes that he's feminist friend #1, cleaned up his act. They tried involuntary commitment, and were forced to let him out. They spent hundred of thousands of dollars giving him a house and benefits. last i heard, they managed to bag him again on a parole violation.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:30 PM (326rv)

You're in agreement, then. I said rights should be restored upon successful completion of parole, not the moment they walk out the prison gate.

Constant re-offenders like you describe need a bullet to the brain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 12:51 PM (0deF2)

334 Government is very good at disarming you and telling you to rely on the professionals.

Actually defending you and your property, not so much.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (QtQaN)

335 323
Galaxy Quest is a great movie, but nothing, I repeat nothing, can beat Mad Mad.

I still laugh until I cry whenever I watch it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (sBOL1)

===============

I just realized that not only have I never seen It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but it's not even on my queue.

Problem solved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (ZKe2G)

336


Turn it into the Dwight Frye Festival and feed them bugs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (493sH)

337 The Bahamas has a court system, but i doubt it would be particularly sympathetic to a bunch of wealthy Americans who came down to party hard and were not able too.


Posted by: Penfold at April 28, 2017 12:38 PM (Fbt5B)


But, since they're in the Bahamas (assuming that's where this is) that's their problem. It's not as if they didn't know where they were going to. US courts have no jurisdiction there.

Now, I am not saying that you folks aren't correct - that US courts will likely stick their noses in this - but only that it's totally and completely wrong to do. Of course, we have US laws that dictate how Americans can act outside of America (having nothing to do with waging war against America), which are also totally un-Constitutional and unmitigated bullshit. But ... they are AMerican laws (that apply to the whole galaxy) and give that eurotrash sort of sense that Americans are property of the federal government, no matter where they are.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (zc3Db)

338 The Jobby Nooner.

Posted by: Country Boy - one more night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)


Jobby Nooner functions because you bring your own boat, food, and booze. I'm thinking of selling tickets to Zug Island which isn't nearly as charming as its name. Unless looking at mountains of taconite and coal really excites you.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (hLRSq)

339 Some people were told last night that they'd be given refunds of the signed something but nobody knows what they were signing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (UBzPO)

I love that people whose parents could afford for them to blow $10K+ to see the Cranberries aren't bright enough to know you never f*cking sign anything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (fD1ST)

340 ruleyorkcityIn 2 weeks we kick off the first ever @fyrefestival hope y'all ready for the madness!!! #fyrefestival

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (2x9LM)

341
Galaxy Quest is a great movie, but nothing, I repeat nothing, can beat Mad Mad.

I still laugh until I cry whenever I watch it.



Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 12:48 PM (sBOL1)


I recommended Mad to a woman I know. She's probably in her early 40s, if that.

Couldn't even make it through 20 minutes. Said it was too slow and boring.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (X6fMO)

342 heh.
#DumpsterFyre

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 12:53 PM (ZO497)

343 I get to call nood again..

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)

344 None of this is as simple as "keep them in".
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:44 PM (326rv)


Well it effin' should be. That's a goal worth working towards. There should be a system that keeps people who can't be trusted out of society, and at the same time doesn't kick an actually penitent and reformed person out the gate with paper shoes, no money, no job, and no prospect of getting hired.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 12:53 PM (8nWyX)

345 Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side.

Don't even fix a price.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (LTHVh)

346 Some people were told last night that they'd be given refunds of the signed something but nobody knows what they were signing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (UBzPO)



Enlistment papers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (SRKgf)

347 Keep those losers away from Crab Key.

Posted by: Dr. No at April 28, 2017 12:46 PM (IqV8l)
.........

We thought maybe we could send them over and you'd "take care" of them for us. IYKWIM *wink*

Posted by: Bahamas at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (HgMAr)

348
So proud to be apart of this wonderful charity and helping raise 2.7 million dollars to feed the hungry in NYC... thank you @cityharvestnyc for all the great work you do in the community!!! #fyre #cityharvest

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2017 12:50 PM (2x9LM)

Wait, how in the hell are there any hungry people in New York City?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (fD1ST)

349
Turn it into the Dwight Frye Festival and feed them bugs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


And play The Ballad of Dwight Frye

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (IqV8l)

350 This Fyre Fest thing is giving me the screamin Schadenfreuds.


Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (qUNWi)

351 The festival originally scheduled an all-star lineup of performers that included Blink-182, Desiigner, Pusha T and Tyga. But Blink-182 canceled its gig ..
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Oh, noes! Blink-182 cancelled.
Well, that's it, I'm not going.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 12:54 PM (ZO497)

352 You're in agreement, then. I said rights should be restored upon successful completion of parole, not the moment they walk out the prison gate.

Constant re-offenders like you describe need a bullet to the brain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Agreed, but sadly, what we're seeing now in Arkansas is utterly no concern for the lives destroyed or ruined; only concern for the murderers. There were few images of those killed, and in many cases, no names.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 28, 2017 12:55 PM (326rv)

353 Is it fyre fest or frye fest? Also is the ja in ja rule pronounced "yah", as in Ja Wohl! or is it the American J sound?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 12:55 PM (vRcUp)

354 I just realized that not only have I never seen It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but it's not even on my queue.

Problem solved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (ZKe2G)


**Spock eyebrow**

You, sir, have come perilously close to losing your movie card.

And speaking of that movie, perhaps after work I shall have an Old Fashioned, the old fashioned way. The way dear old dad made them!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:55 PM (X6fMO)

355 "You are conflating two different situations; one being a felon who does
his full term, and is released or paroled, the other being felons who
don't serve their full term, or who get ridiculously short terms for
awful crimes."

You are also conflating "felon" with "violent, dangerous criminal" without realizing that many non-violent (but still potentially serious) crimes are or can be felonies, such as lying to federal agents, "structuring" bank deposits/withdrawals a certain way, turning in false fire alarms, etc. There are probably very few people who haven't committed at least one act that could, under just the right circumstances, be construed as a felony if someone caught them at it. So you might want to think really long and hard about assuming that all felons should be deprived of their civil rights for life...

Posted by: Secret Square at April 28, 2017 12:55 PM (+HoK2)

356 If you want to instill fear in an individual, have him rounded up by the police.
If you want to intimidate whole classes of people, start a pogrom.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 28, 2017 12:55 PM (QtQaN)

357 I just realized that not only have I never seen It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but it's not even on my queue.

Problem solved.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (ZKe2G)
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Whoa. Good thing you are rectifying that.

I hope it's an edition with the whole thing. Years ago, when it first came out on VHS (shut up, I know you weren't born yet) I bought it for my husband for Christmas. It's a long movie so it was on two VHS cassettes.

Then, when it first came out on DVD, I bought that. The first time we watched it we knew instantly that some scenes had been cut out. Bad, very bad.

One other thing - when I first bought it for my husband, I bought it because I remembered seeing it as a kid and laughing my head off. After I bought it, I wondered if it was going to be one of those things where what seemed funny as a kid didn't seem so funny as an adult.

Nope. Not only did it hold up, it was even funnier than I remembered.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL1)

358 Tjm, cant believe you did not guffaw at GoT red nose day clip, i was singing Rastafarian-Targerian 4 a week...

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2017 12:56 PM (Bt73B)

359 354 **Spock eyebrow**

You, sir, have come perilously close to losing your movie card.

And speaking of that movie, perhaps after work I shall have an Old Fashioned, the old fashioned way. The way dear old dad made them!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:55 PM (X6fMO)

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I watched You Don't Mess with the Zohan last night.

What does that do to my movie card?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:56 PM (ZKe2G)

360 @348
"Wait, how in the hell are there any hungry people in New York City?"

Loosies only buy so may Big Macs.

Posted by: Zombie Eric Garner at April 28, 2017 12:56 PM (QtQaN)

361 I recommended Mad to a woman I know. She's probably in her early 40s, if that.

Couldn't even make it through 20 minutes. Said it was too slow and boring.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (X6fMO)
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She obviously has no soul. I can't even.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 12:57 PM (sBOL1)

362 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:42 PM (ZKe2G)

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Bad Teacher was a funny movie. Decent characterization as well. Hollywood CAN do good comedy. It just chooses to not do it.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 12:57 PM (Fmupd)

363 Newby newbie nube!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

364 Could be a nickname. Short for "Jerboa" or something like that.





Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 12:33 PM



Isn't that some kind of small rodent?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Actually, a type of weasel.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2017 12:39 PM


And the Horde does not disappoint!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2017 12:58 PM (p+Wdc)

365 357
Whoa. Good thing you are rectifying that.

I hope it's an edition with the whole thing. Years ago, when it first came out on VHS (shut up, I know you weren't born yet) I bought it for my husband for Christmas. It's a long movie so it was on two VHS cassettes.

Then, when it first came out on DVD, I bought that. The first time we watched it we knew instantly that some scenes had been cut out. Bad, very bad.

One other thing - when I first bought it for my husband, I bought it because I remembered seeing it as a kid and laughing my head off. After I bought it, I wondered if it was going to be one of those things where what seemed funny as a kid didn't seem so funny as an adult.

Nope. Not only did it hold up, it was even funnier than I remembered.

Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL1)

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I grew up on VHSs. At least I know what they are and how to make the VCR time right.

I do look forward to the movie, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 12:58 PM (ZKe2G)

366 We never hads hungary peeple with Presdent Obama.... Just since we have this peece of cow dung called Trump:

So proud to be apart of this wonderful charity and helping raise 2.7 million dollars to feed the hungry in NYC... thank you @cityharvestnyc for all the great work you do in the community!!! #fyre #cityharvest

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 28, 2017 12:58 PM (WmgTn)

367 Come on, baby, light my Fyre.
Try to set the night on Fyre!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 12:58 PM (Nwg0u)

368 There actually is a Frye Festival that's completely unrelated. They're having twitterfits too.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:59 PM (UBzPO)

369
The way to stop rioting is by vigorous, aggressive police action.









MAY I SUGGEST YOU USE YOUR NIGHTSTICK, OFFICER?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2017 12:59 PM (XWkhW)

370 Some people were told last night that they'd be given refunds of the signed something but nobody knows what they were signing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 28, 2017 12:45 PM (UBzPO)
............

Euthanasia consent.

Posted by: Bahamas at April 28, 2017 12:59 PM (HgMAr)

371 You gelliws are hoping that a city that voted 4% for Trump are going to convict them of a felony?
Do you think that is ummm realistic ????

Posted by: Him at April 28, 2017 12:59 PM (VvgWy)

372 Back to talking about comedies?

After the last time we talked about it, I decided to watch some recent films, and three in particular worth mentioning:

The Lobster. Very very VERY dry humor, and a weird, sometimes disturbing story. People go to this resort to find their soul mate, and if after a set number of days you don't? You get turned into an animal. You get to choose.

The Voices. Ryan Reynolds is insane. His cat and dog talk to him (hence the title). Never has insanity and serial killing been funnier... but again, you have to appreciate the dryness of it, and if you don't I could imagine hating this film. Also... my new girlfriend, Anna Kendrick. I love her so much I want to have her babies.

Seven Psychopaths. I really liked it a lot. It's about what the title says. Sam Rockwell, as he often does, steals the movie. You have to appreciate violence, or else don't watch it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2017 12:59 PM (TOk1P)

373 Seven Psychopaths. I really liked it a lot. It's about what the title says. Sam Rockwell, as he often does, steals the movie. You have to appreciate violence, or else don't watch it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2017 12:59 PM (TOk1P)


I'll check it out, thanks. He absolutely wrecked the place in Moon. It couldn't have been easy to play about 85% of a film by yourself but that was amazing work. I don't think I've seen him in anything else though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 01:03 PM (8nWyX)

374 Role Models was a well done comedy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 01:03 PM (rmJzs)

375 Jobby Nooner functions because you bring your own boat, food, and booze. I'm thinking of selling tickets to Zug Island which isn't nearly as charming as its name. Unless looking at mountains of taconite and coal really excites you.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Hosts the Are We There Yet? Political Party at April 28, 2017 12:52 PM (hLRSq)

I used to live down the river from Zug Island. Yeah "charming" is rarely used to describe it.

Posted by: Country Boy - one more night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 01:03 PM (Jcg9Q)

376 374 Role Models was a well done comedy.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 01:03 PM (rmJzs)

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It slipped my mind, but I love that one too.

Believable characters going through changes while saying funny things.

Dammit! It works!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 28, 2017 01:04 PM (ZKe2G)

377 >>One other thing - when I first bought it for my husband, I bought it because I remembered seeing it as a kid and laughing my head off. After I bought it, I wondered if it was going to be one of those things where what seemed funny as a kid didn't seem so funny as an adult.

Sounds suspiciously like you bought this as a Christmas present for you with your husband's name on it.

It's no Swiffer but I approve of this tactic.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

378 You gelliws are hoping that a city that voted 4% for Trump are going to convict them of a felony?

A bunch of rich white douches? Quite possible.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 01:07 PM (LTHVh)

379 also, back under the stairs, retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 01:08 PM (LTHVh)

380 >>I'll check it out, thanks. He absolutely wrecked the place in Moon. It couldn't have been easy to play about 85% of a film by yourself but that was amazing work. I don't think I've seen him in anything else though.

I met Sam Rockwell. More importantly, I met his girlfriend Leslie Bibb. She petted my and even kissed my nose.

Ok, she petted and kissed my dog but it's kind of the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

381 They should add Conspiracy. When these rioters all dress alike to hide their identity it enables any one of them to run back into the crowd after committing a crime such as smashing a piece of property (or a person) and disappear so to speak. The first time any one of them does anything, grab the whole bunch and charge them with conspiracy, obstruction, aiding and abetting and what ever else applies

Posted by: macko at April 28, 2017 01:11 PM (cUuaV)

382 Suing a black man make you a racist and shit.

Dumbass crackers. LOL!

Posted by: JaRule at April 28, 2017 01:16 PM (1BQGO)

383 I talk to the leftists every chance I get when they whine about the police. I point they have been bitching about the police for decades and nothing seems to change. How about targeting the people in control of the police like the mayors and assembly people? The more the mayors allow cities to burn, the more I want to see the mob go after the mayors etc.

Posted by: Locke Common at April 28, 2017 01:16 PM (VVvw0)

384 Because STATISTICALLY, it's always other people's property and safety. It's perfectly all right to let it happen to other people, if it's for the cause.

When people get killed by illegals, that's okay, because STATISTICALLY, it is very much likely not to be them.

And in the case of rioters specifically attacking conservatives, well it's DEFINITELY not going to be them, so that's fine.

Posted by: Alana at April 28, 2017 01:18 PM (WFVVX)

385 Jane came by with lock of your hair. She said that you gave it to her, that night just before you went Clear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 28, 2017 11:52 AM (6KsvZ)

Obscure Leonard Cohen reference. Nice.

Posted by: troyriser at April 28, 2017 01:20 PM (Fw5cQ)

386 We are the Mods. We are the Mods. We are we are we are the Mods.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 28, 2017 01:57 PM (ROIz5)

387 MD and CA have something else in common too: the gun control laws are such that the ONLY people who could stop the rioting were the police, not an armed citizenry. So the citizenry are at the mercy of the police (which suits too many Americans as being just fine as "police officer" and "God" are interchangeable terms in this country as it is full of citizens aching to surrender their hard-earned liberties and freedoms.) Compare that to Ferguson, MO, where the police, combined with an armed citizenry, stopped the riots...the armed citizenry watched over the property, freeing up police resources to go after the rioters themselves. Which would you rather have?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 28, 2017 03:19 PM (/TcDV)

388 Anyone else here play Magic:The Gathering? I am reminded of the flavor text on Gideon's Lawkeeper,"The essence of a lawful society is swift deterrence." Ideally, the deterrent would be a nasty meeting with a guy who has a star or shield pinned to his chest. Failing that, though, that 2nd Amendment, especially the "militia" part is a good Plan B.

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 28, 2017 06:15 PM (2KTXQ)

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