Oh Yeah? Well You're Fat! The Left Is Contemptuous Of Us, But They Express It Like Children

J.J. Sefton has been telling us that Daniel Greenfield is very good writer, and I finally listened.
The Left's Culture of Contempt: Saving America by hating everyone.

He hits a lot of the points about current political discourse that Ace has been highlighting for years. But he left without much comment the use of the word "satire" to describe the forced cleverness and childish insults hurled by the media and the rest of the progressive Left at President Trump and the rest of the world that doesn't dream of fluffing every tin-pot socialist dictator.

1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

SNL and the WaPo and the various clones of Jon Stewart satisfy neither of these definitions.

What is satire saving the Republic from? Republicans. While making America safe for Socialism.
After Bush won, Democrats fought back by doubling down on the ridicule. Before long they were getting their news from Jon Stewart’s smirk. Stewart spawned a whole range of imitators. Today you can find numberless clones of the Daily Show across cable and even on CBS and, soon, on NBC.

We shouldn't dignify this puerile blather as "satire." Satire is based on reality...on truth...on uncomfortable observations...on a multitude of things nowhere near related to stupid quips about someone's hair or the size of his hands.

The left remains convinced that Jon Stewart brought down Bush and Tina Fey brought down Palin because ridiculing the right isn't just an ugly tactic. Instead it carries an almost religious meaning. Mocking Republicans can save us. Every ideology expresses its superiority through its own triumphalism. Sneering is the left's own invocation of its own superiority. These are the grown up politics of kids who were convinced that they were better than everyone else because they looked down on them.

And every time one of these smarmy little pricks mocks the flyover states or pickup-truck-driving Americans or a multitude of easy targets for his giggles, he feels a sense of superiority, because ~~God~~ Gaia forbid he be confused with the Yahoos who build his buildings and repair his cars and grow his food and get their jeans dirty. But let us not pretend that it is anything other than children on a playground. They cannot use the force of reason, no argument can combat their fears of conservatism, no data can convince us that high taxes and a groaning load of regulation is good for the economy, no dressed-up verbiage will convince us that Islam is a religion of peace, so they stoop to what they knew as eight-year olds; good old fashioned playground taunts.

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM

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1 Good afternoon.

Posted by: HH at April 28, 2017 03:52 PM (DrCtv)

2 Good afternoon horde

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 03:53 PM (Ot7+c)

3 Just read this btw

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 03:53 PM (Ot7+c)

4 Its a real slow commenting day at the HQ, isn't it?

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 03:54 PM (a0IVu)

5 I endorse this post.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 03:54 PM (Mouru)

6 Someone roll Ace out of his vomit before he chokes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il)

7 Yeah, well, I double-reverse hate those doody-heads back even more! Phhhht!

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2017 03:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

8 Satire is great at galvanizing people who already agree with you.

It's terrible at convincing people who aren't already convinced.

Liberals and the media (BIRM) have forgotten or don't realize that throwing meat to your base is not the same as effectively debating your political opponents.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2017 03:56 PM (34w2E)

9 It's National Coblogger Day, isn't it.

Dammit.

I didn't get you anything.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 03:56 PM (C52a9)

10 ace befuddled by power drills again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 03:56 PM (KP5rU)

11 Ace is out today right? I remember OM mentioning that yesterday..

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 03:56 PM (a0IVu)

12 Sneering is one talent that Chelsea Clinton can actually lay claim to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 03:57 PM (Mouru)

13 I wish I was man enough to be like Joss Whedon and mock cancer victims as ugly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 03:57 PM (39g3+)

14 Maybe refer to it as "snark" instead of "satire"?
These comedians/pundits are abut as funny as a middle-schoolers. No wait - my 14 year old is funnier.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 03:57 PM (NOIQH)

15 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 03:57 PM (GwIKd)

16 Oh, "satirize". I thought you said "satyrize". Never mind then...

Posted by: David Letterman at April 28, 2017 03:58 PM (jQ2XL)

17 Your mother wears combat boots!!

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 03:58 PM (Fmupd)

18 I know people who got their news from John Stewart, and I had arelative (a liberal intellectual who was a prosecuting attorney) who was 100% convinced that Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 03:58 PM (8zWAk)

19 The fact that these leftists have nothing more than snark and mockery shows the shallowness of their ideas and their inability to defend them in a civil and adult manner.
Yet we lose to these shallow bastards all the time. Which to me is a reflection of how far we, as a serious people, have fallen.
It makes me sad because I realize that there is no reconciliation with these people and that the only recourse is one which none of us should look forward to.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 28, 2017 03:58 PM (kXoPF)

20 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed in hunting accident in Montana

Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (AGJqR)

21 If life is always high school, then what is going on right now are the teacher's pets taking their turn mocking the jocks and the cool kids.

Look, I love hurling petty invective as much as the next eleventy billion people, but I don't pretend it's anything other than childish snark.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (mf5HN)

22 I'm rubber and you are glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you!

Posted by: MSM at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (VHt7K)

23 ace must have had some extra clingey dingleberries from his last dump.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (XGTLS)

24 Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement

FUN FACT: She actually could.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (Mouru)

25 Jonathan Swift is satire.

John Stewart and is ilk are smug name callers and they encourage their audience to hate not think.

Posted by: simplemind at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (xVRrG)

26 Aaaaand they just keep doubling down with this stuff: just saw there's a new comedy central (I think) show that has a Trump imitator host a late-night talk show.

See, it's not enough to have *every* late-nigh talk show be beating up Trump, they have to now make a Trump-hosted shows to doubly-mock Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (NOIQH)

27 Wassup!

Posted by: Wassup! at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (QQ+il)

28 i saw smarmy little pricks at the outagamie county fair in 06, right after the pig races. brought the house down.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:00 PM (KP5rU)

29 Also, they express everything like children, because many are suffering from a variety of personality disorders and can only communicate using a laundry list of defense mechanisms.

However, the majority of what they say is based in projection; they are exactly what they accuse the right of being.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 04:00 PM (8zWAk)

30 Satire is great at galvanizing people who already agree with you.

It's terrible at convincing people who aren't already convinced.

Indeed, in fact it tends to drive the undecided or opposed away by making them feel as if they are being mocked or belittled by someone arrogant and contemptuous toward them. You reach no one by doing so, you only attract those who agree with you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)

31 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed in hunting accident in Montana
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (AGJqR)

That's not true.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

32 I hope they don't keep up the ridicule; denigrating the rubes is what got the Dems into the position of overwhelming power they have right now.

My burkha, on the other hand, supports their campaign, in solidarity with Austrian president Van der Bell-end.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 04:01 PM (8nWyX)

33 20; really?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:01 PM (KP5rU)

34 Which is worse? The elementary insults from the left or that the GOP is intimidated by them?

Posted by: T'arth Mordent at April 28, 2017 04:01 PM (CmHKH)

35 Okay, I'll start.

Ted McGinley is dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:01 PM (Mouru)

36 They all sit at the cool kids table at lunch, because they SAY it is the cool kids table

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 04:01 PM (h/uSM)

37 i saw smarmy little pricks at the outagamie county fair in 06, right after the pig races. brought the house down.
--

Little known fact: Smarmy LIttle Pricks were one of the opening bands at the Frye Festival, however, their management sensed that something put together by Ja Rule might be sketchy, so they turned it down.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 04:01 PM (8zWAk)

38 37; i knew they would hit it big someday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (KP5rU)

39 The Left has no sense of humor when it comes to just how redonkulos they are.

Jon Stewart and that Colbert idiot never made fun of their daddy Obama or Hillary's fat ass or John Lewis's ignorance and smile or Harry Reid's pederasty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (5VlCp)

40 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed

Nothing on the Majors.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (QQ+il)

41 anyway, because real news is depressing, Drudge has a picture of a flabby monkey surrounded with food. he needs gainz.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (XGTLS)

42 http://tinyurl.com/2showl

A Modest Proposal

Posted by: simplemind at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (xVRrG)

43
I hope Ace's arraingnment went well.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (7EObP)

44 I got no problem with ridiculing politicians and public figures. Even hyper partisan, hypocritical mockery. Just make a freakin effort to make it funny. No sin is more unforgivable than being loud, stupid and lazy all at the same time.

Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (jQ2XL)

45 I notice the left is interested in the deaths of American soldiers again.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (r/0kC)

46 All this just goes to show, when you get right down to it, there are really only two types of Americans, and you find out what they are between the ages of fourteen and eighteen, in that most peculiar of American institutions: high school.

There are either:
a) Those who love high school, who view high school graduation as the saddest day of their lives, and wish to perpetuate the high school environment forever, and
b) Those who hate high school and want anything remotely relating to it dead even while still there.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (/TcDV)

47 ace befuddled by power drills again?

Uh, sure yeah...it was the drill!

Posted by: Reciprocating Saw 'Attachments' at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (pbkWd)

48 Ted Nugent story appears to be fake.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lsuu8cu

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (qXFhJ)

49 Jonathan Swift is satire.

That's the other thing. Snark does not equal satire. Snark is just biting insults and mockery. Satire is brilliant and witty. Snark is easy and childish. Sarcasm is something even little kids can master.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)

50 I hope Ace's arraingnment went well.

I heard it wasn't an arrangement, it was a "procedure" done under local anesthesia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (Mouru)

51 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed in hunting accident in Montana
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (AGJqR)

That's not true.
Posted by: alexthechick

hoax-alert.leadstory

http://bit.ly/2oUfO8C

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2017 04:04 PM (CeVa5)

52 I heard it wasn't an arrangement, it was a "procedure" done under local anesthesia.

and now 2 weeks of wearing the Cone of Shame.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 04:04 PM (QQ+il)

53 Flabby Monkey.

This is one of those new, hip, cool sexual innuendos. I just know it.

Posted by: T'arth Mordent at April 28, 2017 04:04 PM (CmHKH)

54 They cannot use the force of reason, no argument can combat their fears of conservatism, no data can convince us that high taxes and a groaning load of regulation is good for the economy, no dressed-up verbiage will convince us that Islam is a religion of peace, so they stoop to what they knew as eight-year olds; good old fashioned playground taunts.
Posted by: CBD

And here is the most devastating point of all:

The goal of every socialist scheme is to "share the burden" between Givers and Takers; and the Left despises employed male white people (The Givers whose taxes fund everything) for not being nice and compassionate enough toward the lefties who demand the fruits of that compassion. But the only way to actually in-the-real-world increase compassion and camaraderie by the Givers is to befriend them and to be nice to them -- the polar opposite of what the Left does.

So EVEN IF THE LEFT'S MOCKERY AND INSULTS ARE "EFFECTIVE," they produce the OPPOSITE results of what they seek. Every time the left "takes down" or discredits or buries a conservative star, philosophy of movement, they make conservatives have LESS compassion for Lefties and make us MORE frustrated and angry and enraged at our fellow asshole-Americans, and thus LESS likely to willingly participate in the Socialist Dream.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2017 04:04 PM (DQ4Fv)

55
Whoa, even I can't joke about Uncle Ted being mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:05 PM (7EObP)

56 I particularly like having the snark/amateur punditry from foreigners. Seriously, we need a guy from South Africa lecturing us on how our government should work?

Hey Bee, Noah and Oliver: go home.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 04:05 PM (NOIQH)

57 That's the other thing. Snark does not equal satire. Snark is just biting insults and mockery. Satire is brilliant and witty. Snark is easy and childish. Sarcasm is something even little kids can master.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)

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yeah. SUUURREEEE it is.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 04:05 PM (h/uSM)

58 44 I got no problem with ridiculing politicians and public figures. Even hyper partisan, hypocritical mockery. Just make a freakin effort to make it funny. No sin is more unforgivable than being loud, stupid and lazy all at the same time.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (jQ2XL)

That's not the argument. Nobody is saying stop mocking people who deserve being mocked.

What we're saying is that don't confuse mocking someone with effectively communicating to that person's supporters and expecting that as a result of your mocking, they'll support you instead.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2017 04:05 PM (34w2E)

59 52: can he pick up hbo? espn? my dog could.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:05 PM (KP5rU)

60
and now 2 weeks of wearing the Cone of Shame.

Are you people suggesting Ace got neutered??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:05 PM (7EObP)

61 I got no problem with ridiculing politicians and public figures. Even hyper partisan, hypocritical mockery. Just make a freakin effort to make it funny.

And even handed. Hit everyone, all the time. Nail them all to the wall, none of them are your friends or care about you. They are politicians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

62 Flabby Monkey.
This is one of those new, hip, cool sexual innuendos. I just know it.
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at April 28, 2017 04:04 PM (CmHKH)

That's not a flabby monkey....it's FAB on election night after she was told she lost.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (5VlCp)

63 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed

Nothing on the Majors.

==

Fake News.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (C52a9)

64
Ted McGinley is dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Breaking News!!

President McKinley has been shot!

Posted by: MFM at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (FZYNt)

65 whoa, Razib's Twitter retweeted a Yantarogekko lizard preserved in 54 myo Baltic amber. Poor little guy. But now he will live forever.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (XGTLS)

66 I heard it wasn't an arrangement, it was a "procedure" done under local anesthesia.

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C cups now?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (h/uSM)

67 Making pretend reports of conservatives dying,new left wing fake news or trying to make it happen for real?

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (r/0kC)

68 17 Your mother wears combat boots!!
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 03:58 PM (Fmupd)

I would take that as a compliment, actually.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (mbhDw)

69 No sin is more unforgivable than being loud, stupid and lazy all at the same time.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 28, 2017 04:02 PM (jQ2XL)

HEY!

I'm also fat, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

70 Nothing on the Majors.

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I'm still kicking

Posted by: Lee Majors at April 28, 2017 04:07 PM (h/uSM)

71 Buckwheat is shot!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 04:07 PM (QQ+il)

72 64
Breaking News!!

President McKinley has been shot!
Posted by: MFM at April 28, 2017 04:06 PM (FZYNt)

Denali ain't just a mountain in Siberia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:07 PM (mbhDw)

73 HEY!

I'm also fat, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

BOOM

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:07 PM (Mouru)

74 Making pretend reports of conservatives dying,new left wing fake news or trying to make it happen for real?

Posted by: steevy

====

This is Operation RUSSIANS Reprisal - Phase 1.

Aren't they clever?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (C52a9)

75 Lee Majors was shot?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (Mouru)

76 Well, Sticks and Stones will break my bones...and so will M80's and bike locks and stair-railings disguised as flag poles.

Sneering and name calling is for the pussies too afraid to actually attack us, so they have a hierarchy of sneering also.

We could all be stupid enough to believe that blue on blue will sort itself out and we'll be fine without lifting a finger, but we'd be wrong.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (z79tQ)

77 This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)

78 20 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed in hunting accident in Montana
Posted by: the Butcher

Why would you do that?

Only two possible reasons:

a. Incredibly naive and innocent and ignorant of how the world works.
b. Trolling.

Either way: Snap out of it!

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (DQ4Fv)

79 The CEO closed the office early because tje weather is so nice, and I came home to find that my neighbor has cut my grass. The weekend is starting off well.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (Sfs6o)

80 Aaaand we have to get over our aversion to the childish tactic and turn this shit back on them. *We* can laugh at ourselves and shrug off silly playground taunts but they get a huge portion of their sense of self worth from thinking they have a cool, sophisticated image.

I believe the commericial with nagging voice, out of touch Shrillary "Why aren't I 50 points ahead" was quite effective at getting the young and naive liberal voters to stay home or go third party.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (eASYU)

81 *shart* The trick, Mr. Potter, is not minding that it smells. Or feels kind of gooey.

Posted by: Hillary of Arabia at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (vRcUp)

82 Nothing on the Majors.

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Wimbledon suffered a flesh wound

Posted by: Lee Majors at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (h/uSM)

83 mckinley shot lee majors? holy shit!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (KP5rU)

84 There has to be an element of truth to satire or it's not the least bit funny. Is it Jimmy Kimmel who has the shtick where they take a snippet of Trump speaking, and then slow it down to make it sound as though he's drunk?
It's not funny because Trump not only doesn't drink, he lost a brother to alcoholism and early death.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (7uYFy)

85 Whoa, even I can't joke about Uncle Ted being mort.

I'm sure you can work in a "Stranglehold" reference.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (YEelc)

86 OMG! Dana Loesch on FNC right now and she's looking extra tasty.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (Fmupd)

87 Buckwheat is shot!

Posted by: Grump928(c)

===

* slo mo*

"I Nub Noo! I Nub Noo All! "

* shots ring out*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (C52a9)

88 It wasn't Ted Nugent.

It was me.

I got better.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 28, 2017 04:10 PM (2VN2E)

89 I've never understood how the media can believe there is any benefit to being entirely ignorant about what conservatives actually say and believe and live.
They make unearned wealth by ignorance and flaunting that ignorance.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2017 04:10 PM (hJrjt)

90 The CEO closed the office early because tje weather is so nice, and I came home to find that my neighbor has cut my grass. The weekend is starting off well.
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:08 PM (Sfs6o)

That is fantastic.

You're going to get bit by a radiated squirrel next. The Universe does prefer to be in balance, after all.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:10 PM (mf5HN)

91 Nothing on the Majors.

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Wimbledon suffered a flesh wound

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but there are now 18 holes in Augusta. not looking good.

Posted by: Lee Majors at April 28, 2017 04:10 PM (h/uSM)

92 >>This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

But they said he's in charge of the Fyre Festival refunds!

Posted by: Stupid Rich Kid at April 28, 2017 04:10 PM (wwL6Q)

93 I wish I was man enough to be like Joss Whedon and mock cancer victims as ugly.

If I had a pussy name like Joss, I'd be real careful not to make fun of anybody.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 04:11 PM (qJhUV)

94 My neighbor is going to see Ted here at The Coach House soon, he would be pissed if he really died before the concert.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:11 PM (6Ll1u)

95 This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Darn it, I had him in today's undead pool.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 04:11 PM (YEelc)

96 >>>I heard it wasn't an arrangement, it was a "procedure" done under local anesthesia.

Welcome to the club!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 28, 2017 04:11 PM (r/tiB)

97 86 OMG! Dana Loesch on FNC right now and she's looking extra tasty.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 04:09 PM (Fmupd)

Luscious Loesch-us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (mbhDw)

98 84; jimmy kimmel is about as funny as a one legged guy without a crutch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

99
You're going to get bit by a radiated squirrel next. The Universe does prefer to be in balance, after all.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:10 PM (mf5HN)
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Yep! We sure do think alike!!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (Sfs6o)

100 The city boys and girls learned they are better, but they seldom join the Boy Scouts and get those merit badges to become "real men", and girls are molded into feminists with attitude. They aren't learning Orwell's "1984" as a warning, hate has become their preferred mental state, their comfortable safe zone.

Chomsky propaganda has replaced Orwell, PC history replaced civics ... several other tools molded the youth, so now the Jon Stewart sneering clones only need to sound the dog whistle to get the Pavlovian snarl of hate.

Bad dogs.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (TmCOq)

101 My neighbor is going to see Ted here at The Coach House soon, he would be pissed if he really died before the concert.

Full refund, man. Promise.

Posted by: Ja Rule at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (Mouru)

102 That's the other thing. Snark does not equal
satire. Snark is just biting insults and mockery. Satire is brilliant
and witty. Snark is easy and childish. Sarcasm is something even
little kids can master.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)

Snark is directed towards a person, while satire is directed towards ideas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (fKWf6)

103 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (h/uSM)

104 Welcome to the club!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

Didn't you have your club surgically removed?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (YEelc)

105 Socialist Utopia: The Fyre Festival of philosophies.

You show up, expecting paradise, and instead all the workers are stealing your stuff and you have to wait in line to get bread, and the government won't let you leave.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

106 They're going after the christian conservative zealot out of a Stephen King novel ... slay that dragon that hasn't moved since the 80s.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (VdICR)

107
It puts the Loesch in my basket . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)

108 You can't combat ridicule. It's a tactic which has nothing to do with their psychological makeup.

That's why Trump uses it. Today he calls the Left's Latest Chosen ***t Pocahontas... again.

So either the media talk about it and explaaaaain it, and chance educating people on her deception. Or they let him say it unabated. It's a Lose-Lose proposition for them. And he knows it.

Their ridicule is a tactic. The Left is guided by Satan. Never forget.

Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (+ET2/)

109
OK everybody let's

WANGO de TANGO

AH Wun Two Tree FO...

*air guitar*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (C52a9)

110 Does Bill Wynn, friend of the CoC, ever visit this blog anymore? Or did he meet the mighty ban-hammer?

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

111 We called this one kid "shithead" and he replied "Well you are a pee-pee face." From then until he got out of high school his nickname was pee-pee face or just pee-pee.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (cOHS7)

112 Didn't you have your club surgically removed?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 04:13 PM (YEelc)

"Club"? That's funny. More like a skin tag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (Mouru)

113 426 Ace had a short day.
harumph

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 27, 2017 05:12 PM (fceHP)

That's right.

And tomorrow, he won't be here much at all.

It will be cobs all the way down.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 05:16 PM (ieXn

From the NY Times Reported Beclowns Self post yesterday

Posted by: m at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (Gqgs8)

114 98 84; jimmy kimmel is about as funny as a one legged guy without a crutch.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

"Heh."

- - David Lean

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)

115 Are you people suggesting Ace got neutered??
Posted by: Soothsayer

==================

He was confused. He thought the sign said tutored...

Posted by: Toddler at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (YfOsp)

116 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

"So, it turns out I was wrong about that. I just became a ghost. Not really powerful at all"
-Obi Wan Kenobi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)

117 Welcome to the club!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

Didn't you have your club surgically removed?

Yep, and you're welcome to it!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (oVJmc)

118 Weasel @ #79 - Where do you live, Stepford, CT?

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (gbWkA)

119 I also forgot to mention that the neckties I took to the dry cleaners were ready today instead of tomorrow as scheduled.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (Sfs6o)

120 103 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

That's what my wang said.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (r/tiB)

121 If I had a pussy name like Joss, I'd be real careful not to make fun of anybody.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 04:11 PM (qJhUV)

If I looked as unfortunate as he does, I wouldn't either.

Not that I'm any great catch, but I don't descend from a long line of thumbs.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (8nWyX)

122 86 OMG! Dana Loesch on FNC right now and she's looking extra tasty.
Posted by: Soona

Seriously i would drink her bathwater. I hope she has a closet full of leather

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (FZYNt)

123 you know who else was killed in a hunting accident? not in montana though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (KP5rU)

124 Is this the Ted Nugent greatest facts thread?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (wwL6Q)

125 Reported-->Reporter

Posted by: m at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (Gqgs8)

126 Does Bill Wynn, friend of the CoC, ever visit this blog anymore? Or did he meet the mighty ban-hammer?

It was an early night for Will Bynn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

127
What the fake news and the fake comics do today isn't snark or satire.

The best way to illustrate what they do is with an apt comparison.

Remember Joffrey's wedding scene in Game Of Thrones when the midegets acted out Ed Stark's betrayal?

Yeah, that's what the fake news and fake comics are doing today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (7EObP)

128 Nugent is tougher than me.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (7LgUQ)

129 Wimbledon suffered a flesh wound

My balls turned green and fuzzy.

Posted by: Wimbledon at April 28, 2017 04:15 PM (326rv)

130 Yep, and you're welcome to it!

No, thanks. Maybe Chaz Bono can find a use for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (YEelc)

131 I also forgot to mention that the neckties I took to the dry cleaners were ready today instead of tomorrow as scheduled.
==

Oh no.

I am so sorry, man.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (C52a9)

132 93 I wish I was man enough to be like Joss Whedon and mock cancer victims as ugly.

If I had a pussy name like Joss, I'd be real careful not to make fun of anybody.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 04:11 PM (qJhUV)

That Whedon guy seems a few bulbs short of chandelier.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt)

133 Wilford Brimley is dead?

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (ukNFU)

134 Jon Stewart make himself a pile of filthy lucre lampooning FOX News and Tiny Fey was awarded with a shelf full of awards for impersonating Sarah Palin, so Greenberg is wrong in saying they had no effect. Of course they did. There are millions of Millenials who have never and will never ever watch FOX because of Stewart--who probably started or inspired the long-time troll comment on every thread, "Stop getting all your news from FAUX, hater."
And millions REALLY believe Palin said "I can see Russia from my backyard!"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (7uYFy)

135 you know who else was killed in a hunting accident?

MOM!

Posted by: Bambi at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

136 She may have lost the election but ...

Gentlemen we can rebuild her. We have the technology. Faster. Stronger. Better at stairs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (VdICR)

137 Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:14 PM (gbWkA)
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I know, right?!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (Sfs6o)

138 Or maybe the Weasel greatest facts thread.

That's an awesome afternoon and I totally wouldn't be looking over my shoulder waiting for something bad to happen.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (wwL6Q)

139 Which one of you suck-ups told Ace he deserved to take the day off?

Posted by: L, Elle at April 28, 2017 04:17 PM (Rsi2C)

140 133 Wilford Brimley is dead?
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (ukNFU)

John Chancellor and David Brinkley are dead?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

141 you know who else was killed in a hunting accident?

any takers?

Posted by: Dick Cheney at April 28, 2017 04:17 PM (FZYNt)

142 So will Caitlyn Jenner be representing the United States in the women's heptathalon in the next Summer Olympics?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2017 04:17 PM (hJrjt)

143 I'm stuck at Miami International Airport attend #FryeFestival. I paid my 50k for a weekend of music, food, dubauchery, and sexy whore models.

Nah just fucking with ya! Bunch of whiney spoiled brats are getting what they deserve being stuck paying to stay at a refugee camp with little food and water..... And feral dogs roaming around. Maybe the spirit of Jim Jones will show up to lead a toast to all the fucksticks attending.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 28, 2017 04:17 PM (2qHjF)

144 They're going after the christian conservative zealot out of a Stephen King novel ... slay that dragon that hasn't moved since the 80s.

And even then wasn't what they feared or thought. The fact anyone is remaking that godawful atheist Jack Chick tract Handmaiden's Tale is baffling to me. It sucked the first time and didn't make money, how is it going to be better now?

Even the most radical extreme Christian sects don't believe a thing that movie portrays. Like I said, its like Jack Chick's vision of what New Agers are like, that kind of hysterical, ignorant, and stupid caricature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)

145 Last time that I saw Ted was at Cal Jam II

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)

146 you take neckties to the drycleaners? next thing you'll be telling us your jeans were done a day early. really shittin in high cotton eh?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (KP5rU)

147 Wilford Brimley is dead?

Diabeetus.

Posted by: Bambi at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

148 That Whedon guy seems a few bulbs short of chandelier.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt)

Standing in line for the Labeouf train.

We can make this happen, people.

Actually, I'm lazy, I'll let the gibbering goons of 4chan make it happen and just watch and laugh.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (8nWyX)

149 136
She may have lost the election but ...

Gentlemen we can rebuild her. We have the technology. Faster. Stronger. Better at stairs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 04:16 PM (VdICR)

Hillary just needs a total reboot. Forget the abuela nonsense..she should embrace the sexy-grandma-meets-leather look...

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)

150 *whistling*

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (Sfs6o)

151 Remember when they said that Obama was just so cool and competent they couldn't make fun of him at all?They let comedy gold go by because of their parisanship.Mom jeans,that fag bike helmet,unable to walk through a gate with an umbrella,trying to get into the WH through a window,First pitch worse than a girl,missed 20 stright shots than cleared the kids off the basketball court so he could make a layup,57 states,flies buzzing his face.I'm sure I left some out.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (r/0kC)

152 Wilford Brimley is dead?
==

Grape Nuts.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (C52a9)

153 Yep! We sure do think alike!!!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:12 PM (Sfs6o)

Hmmm.

What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

154 Hillary just needs a total reboot. Forget the abuela nonsense..she should embrace the sexy-grandma-meets-leather look...

Only a non-male could possibly endorse this idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (Mouru)

155 "Alinksy, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

D. Trump

Rule 5: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
Rule 6: A good tactic is one your people enjoy.
Rule 8: Keep the pressure on. Never let up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (SIY7D)

156 Christie Brinkley is dead?

Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (r/tiB)

157 154, Only a non-male could possibly endorse this idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (Mouru)
hehe..figured all your boners needed a break (not literally).

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:20 PM (a0IVu)

158 Just seeing one of the silliest pop ups on FBN just now.

Tillerson: All indications point to the fact that Kim Jong Un is not crazy.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 04:20 PM (Fmupd)

159 Wilford Brimley is dead?

Too much oatmeal.

That was one of the funniest bits in a movie. Watching The Firm in the theater with friends, when it comes to the scene where Tom Cruise is kicking the crap out of Wilford Brimley lying on the ground, my brother says "no wonder all he can eat is oatmeal now."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)

160 What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Posted by: alexthechick
===

Running between moving car tires really fas

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 28, 2017 04:20 PM (C52a9)

161 Remember when they said that Obama was just so cool and competent they couldn't make fun of him at all?They let comedy gold go by because of their parisanship.Mom jeans,that fag bike helmet,unable to walk through a gate with an umbrella,trying to get into the WH through a window,First pitch worse than a girl,missed 20 stright shots than cleared the kids off the basketball court so he could make a layup,57 states,flies buzzing his face.I'm sure I left some out.

Yeah, that was partisanship. But it was also fear of being called racist.
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (r/0kC)

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 04:20 PM (7uYFy)

162 The state of Montana was shot dead in a hunting accident on Ted Nugent's ranch!

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

163 I am.

Posted by: zombie Hans Brinker at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (326rv)

164 i get the "you're fat", literally, here in LA because, yeah, i'm fat.

but it's mostly after i have verbally destroyed some snowflake who tried to do the dozens with me.

my reply, which makes them STFU every time?

"you're right, i'm fat. but you're stupid, and i can diet."

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (bxwT5)

165 Grape nuts??? Sounds painful...

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (DpOmP)

166 51 OT Ted Nugent shot and killed in hunting accident in Montana
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (AGJqR)

That's a leftist dream, not reality.

They'd be toasting each other and celebrating if it actually happened.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (s7vJs)

167
How is the Left any different than the Faith Militant of the Faith of the Seven religion in Game of Thrones??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (7EObP)

168 146 you take neckties to the drycleaners? next thing you'll be telling us your jeans were done a day early. really shittin in high cotton eh?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (KP5rU)
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I rarely wear them anymore, but a bunch were grungy and had crud on them.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)

169 Hmmm.

What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM

The nuts. Obviously.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2017 04:21 PM (p+Wdc)

170 151 Remember when they said that Obama was just so cool and competent they couldn't make fun of him at all?They let comedy gold go by because of their parisanship.Mom jeans,that fag bike helmet,unable to walk through a gate with an umbrella,trying to get into the WH through a window,First pitch worse than a girl,missed 20 stright shots than cleared the kids off the basketball court so he could make a layup,57 states,flies buzzing his face.I'm sure I left some out.
Posted by: steevy

all these comedians and talk show hosts should be on their knees everynight thanking their god that Trump is President.

MSNBC couldn't pay people to watch their shit during the Obama yeas, and now Mr.Maddow is pulling viewers.

S.Colbert was drawing flies and now the left tunes in because he has material. When they ignored the O material nobody from either side found these hacks entertaining.

Trump = ratings!

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:22 PM (FZYNt)

171 I hope Whedon manages to cram tons of Grrl Power and white male hatred into his next project: Batgirl.

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2017 04:22 PM (q177U)

172 Corpse men

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:22 PM (gbWkA)

173 How is the Left any different than the Faith Militant of the Faith of the Seven religion in Game of Thrones??

Thicker bathrobes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (Mouru)

174 I'm skinny.
I'm good looking.
I'm funny and gosh darn it people love me!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (cOHS7)

175 What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 28, 2017 04:19 PM (mf5HN)
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Either a) magic nuts, or 2) crazy MMA skills.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (Sfs6o)

176 Ace finally got laid off, huh?

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (f7W3D)

177 Gulliver's Travels is satire. Alec Baldwin doing a bad impression is not.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (4VAdr)

178 Squirrel powers:
-Hiding nuts and forgetting about them
-Chewing through wires and frying to death
-Falling off power lines and trees with little harm
-Making a sound like something eleven times your size while running around on the roof

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (39g3+)

179 Just seeing one of the silliest pop ups on FBN just now.

Tillerson: All indications point to the fact that Kim Jong Un is not crazy.
Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 04:20 PM (Fmupd)

We know that's not true, but I think it's wise of Tillerson to say that. They fact that everyone thinks Kim is a whack job probably leads many to conclude his threats are the ravings of a mad man--and therefore not to be taken seriously. But it's the job of Tillerson, McMasters , Mattis and their boss to take Kim seriously....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 04:23 PM (7uYFy)

180 174 I'm skinny.
I'm good looking.
I'm funny and gosh darn it people love me!
Posted by: Amy Schumer

nope
nope
sorry

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

181 How is the Left any different than the Faith Militant of the Faith of the Seven religion in Game of Thrones??

---

The Faith Militant dress modestly.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2017 04:24 PM (KUaJL)

182 I suspect Whedon is a fan of pegging.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

183 if if if if if if if if ...if if if ifififififWhee, ifWhee!

Posted by: ShitMidas's greatest hits collection at April 28, 2017 04:24 PM (z79tQ)

184 ah um ah ummmmm the police acted stupidly. what kind of fucktard makes up words?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:24 PM (KP5rU)

185 Bill & Ted were accidentally shot but Claudine Longet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2017 04:24 PM (kTF2Z)

186 8
Liberals and the media (BIRM) have forgotten or don't realize that throwing meat to your base is not the same as effectively debating your political opponents.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 28, 2017 03:56 PM (34w2E)

On the other hand, the Left doesn't have to debate their political opponents if they can simply shut them up.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at April 28, 2017 04:25 PM (xjiRE)

187 If the universe has to rebalance, then I'm due for something awesome.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 04:25 PM (tHwdc)

188 Trump is a poopy head.

Can you handle my incredible wit wing nuts?!?

Posted by: Your average lefty at April 28, 2017 04:25 PM (aZP8r)

189 187 If the universe has to rebalance, then I'm due for something awesome.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 04:25 PM (tHwdc)
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I recommend something in .45ACP

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (Sfs6o)

190 Squirrel Man would be running down the power lines and trees stopping crime, of course Flying Squirrel Man could leap off those power lines ripping out throats of robbers on the way down.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (Ot7+c)

191 These jokes about the back of my arms having their own zip codes and that i fuck hobos down by the toilet ARE NOT funny.

But I am.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (cOHS7)

192 188 Trump is a poopy head.

Can you handle my incredible wit wing nuts?!?
Posted by: Your average lefty

Russia! tax returns!

Posted by: Below average lefty at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (FZYNt)

193 If everyone is special, then "average" people must be really shitty.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2017 04:27 PM (DQ4Fv)

194 >>And even then wasn't what they feared or thought. The fact anyone is remaking that godawful atheist Jack Chick tract Handmaiden's Tale is baffling to me. It sucked the first time and didn't make money, how is it going to be better now?

Did you see they're also remaking Stephen King's "The Mist" as a tv series, and it will be loaded with anti-Christian bile as well.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

195 I hope Whedon manages to cram tons of Grrl Power and white male hatred into his next project: Batgirl./i]

Joss Whedon's twitter profile pic:

Him hiding behind the little brave girl statue in NYC. I kid you not.

https://twitter.com/joss

He's not a beta male. He's a Zeta male, he is even less of a man than his physical appearance of Opie Cunningham's younger, less attractive brother suggests.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)

196 Yeah well sticks and stones...aw f*ck it. They're peurile assholes. I'd like to just bitch slap the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:28 PM (DdGS0)

197 Russia! tax returns!
Posted by: Below average lefty at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (FZYNt)

Drumpf! lol u stupid rethuglican conservitards!

Posted by: below below average lefty at April 28, 2017 04:28 PM (KUaJL)

198 amy schumer has the humor you find in afterbirth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:28 PM (KP5rU)

199 I'm pretty sure that Trump grabbed the left by their pussy and and that IS funny.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:28 PM (cOHS7)

200 Didn't Oblammy once say something about the Austrian Language?

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:29 PM (gbWkA)

201 Oh and agree with folks above. The leftist 'comics' and talk show hosts trying to snark on Trump are not even able to be funny about it. I'm pretty sure this is not just that I'm so tired of the tactic and being impugned myself but is mostly that they just actually rant about something DJT did that I find neutral or positive and their lefty studio audience applauds or laughs at the lamest of joke lines tucked into the rant, but I'm like "Dude I can't watch you anymore, this is just so lame."

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 04:29 PM (eASYU)

202 Sabotage on the downtown streets...
Police cars overturned....

Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (ewSN2)

203 So I'm assuming satire at the expense of liberals is hate speech?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (DdGS0)

204 Leftist logic:

1) President Trump is trying to cut his own taxes, that's all he cares about with this tax bill!
2) President Trump pays no taxes!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)

205 193: zombie, i must be really shitty. cause, i'm really really average. or, slightly below.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (KP5rU)

206 I did. I would tell you what that was in Austrian but I don't know how.

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (cOHS7)

207 What's the opposite of anorexia? The body dysmorphia disease where you think you are fat?

Because whatever it's called Amy Schumer has it. Why would she put herself in a bikini in that movie?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (4VAdr)

208 amy schumer has the humor you find in afterbirth.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

209 208 amy schumer has the humor you find in afterbirth.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE SHE REMINDS YOU OF A PLACENTA

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 28, 2017 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

210 Leftist logic:

1) President Trump is trying to cut his own taxes, that's all he cares about with this tax bill!
2) President Trump pays no taxes!

1) Trump has utterly failed to enact his policies in the first 100 days!

2) Trump's economy sucks!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2017 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

211 So is Schadenboner satire?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:31 PM (DdGS0)

212 Me and my bestie, Chelsea, are going to the beach later. Cum on down.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:32 PM (cOHS7)

213 212 Me and my bestie, Chelsea, are going to the beach later. Cum on down.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 28, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)

214 Didn't Oblammy once say something about the Austrian Language?

He also said he was gonna be gay but changed his mind.
Now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 04:32 PM (qJhUV)

215 Because my Schadenboner is pointing right at Libtards.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (DdGS0)

216 Story I saw this morning, woman thinks burglar stole placenta from her freezer?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)

217 212 Me and my bestie, Chelsea, are going to the beach later. Cum on down.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

under no circumstances should cum and Chelsea and Shumer be in the same sentence

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (FZYNt)

218 212: spawning season already? maybe somebody will be there to roll you both back in.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

219 >>>What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Shooting spiders out of his eyeballs?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 04:34 PM (DFcT7)

220 So I'm assuming satire at the expense of liberals is hate speech?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*ding, ding, ding*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:34 PM (ZO497)

221 Any of you boys ever had an armpit job? My fleshy upper arms are world renown for an armpity.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:34 PM (cOHS7)

222 sexy-grandma-meets-leather look...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)

You can now define "the universe" to be all the things I just threw up on.

Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 28, 2017 04:34 PM (jQ2XL)

223 Fyre Fest: I took whitey to $kool!

Posted by: Ja Rule at April 28, 2017 04:34 PM (7LgUQ)

224 What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?
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Remembering where the hell he buried that walnut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (ZO497)

225 Saw an ad for a movie about the LA riots.... because we need to promote rioting right now doncha know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (DdGS0)

226 "Story I saw this morning, woman thinks burglar stole placenta from her freezer?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)"
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That or the dog.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (cOHS7)

227 187 If the universe has to rebalance, then I'm due for something awesome.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 04:25 PM (tHwdc)

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I recommend something in .45ACP

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (Sfs6o)

We Accept All Calibers

Posted by: The Duchess Defense Fund at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (tHwdc)

228 What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Posted by: alexthechick
===

Running between moving car tires really fas

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

Unfortunately not the best record against his mortal enemy, Electrical Transformer Lord.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (9krrF)

229 >>He also said he was gonna be gay but changed his mind.
Now THAT'S funny!

He also bashed Wall Street, private jet owners and 1%'ers...and is now scheduled to deliver 2 $400K speeches to Wall St. companies.

Ya know, as someone said, at some point you have enough money!!

But there's nothing mockable about TFG.....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

230 Ever see the picture of Obammy shooting a shotgun?

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (gbWkA)

231
Squirrel Man would be running down the power lines and trees stopping crime, of course Flying Squirrel Man could leap off those power lines ripping out throats of robbers on the way down.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 04:26 PM (Ot7+c)

Hey bub find your own gig that one is taken

Posted by: Rocky The Flying Squirrel at April 28, 2017 04:36 PM (lKyWE)

232 "Story I saw this morning, woman thinks burglar stole placenta from her freezer?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

why the fuck is someone keeping a placenta in the freezer?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:36 PM (FZYNt)

233 Private planes are the worst but billion dollar yachts are pretty great.

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 28, 2017 04:36 PM (cOHS7)

234
Remembering where the hell he buried that walnut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:35 PM (ZO497)

So being able to find his nuts with both paws? I'm not sure thats a superpower.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:36 PM (DdGS0)

235 Even assuming the hippies are right, they're still idiots using the wrong tactic. Woody Allen got it.

http://tinyurl.com/k9cycav

Posted by: mx4 at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (3+kca)

236 "Story I saw this morning, woman thinks burglar stole placenta from her freezer?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)"
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That or the dog.

Why would the dog have been in the freezer?

Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (ewSN2)

237 He also bashed Wall Street, private jet owners and 1%'ers...and is now scheduled to deliver 2 $400K speeches to Wall St. companies.

Ya know, as someone said, at some point you have enough money!!

But there's nothing mockable about TFG.....
Posted by: Lizzy

Don't forget his message to Putin

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (FZYNt)

238 why the fuck is someone keeping a placenta in the freezer?

Pantry was already full.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (YEelc)

239 This section of comments is disturbing, even knowing you clowns.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (vAcWO)

240 sorry; got a text telling me and looking at what appeared to be a news story with specific details......is there anything the media can't do? yes, I still blame them, even if was some dipshit fake news site. apologies to Ted; glad its not true

Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (AGJqR)

241 crusader "Sabotage on the downtown streets"

Panic on the streets of Birmingham...

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (dMhSF)

242 Fannie Mae Introduces Innovative Solutions for Borrowers with Student Loan Debt Innovations Help Borrowers Pay Down Student Debt and Overcome Debt Related Obstacles When Buying a Home

... without the "Outstanding Leadership of Franklin Raines, what could go wrong??

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (e8kgV)

243 220 So I'm assuming satire at the expense of liberals is hate speech?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*ding, ding, ding*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:34 PM (ZO497)

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Nope. Not even that. It's right-wing violence.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 04:38 PM (Fmupd)

244 "Why would the dog have been in the freezer?

Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (ewSN2)"
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Eating frozen placenta!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:38 PM (cOHS7)

245 >>>What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Reanimating his flat squirrel brethren from road surfaces and commanding an army of undead maggot infested warriors?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 04:38 PM (DFcT7)

246 Why the fuck would someone keep a placenta in the freezer?

Because someone's already in the kitchen with Dina?

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:38 PM (gbWkA)

247 Eating frozen placenta!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

Oh Great! now you got me hungry

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

248 Apparently eating your placenta is "in" now among the hep cats.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:39 PM (6Ll1u)

249
Why would the dog have been in the freezer?

Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (ewSN2)

Cue Rothlisberger in 5,4,3....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:39 PM (DdGS0)

250 Red Baron is coming out with a placenta pizza. Not a whole placenta just some bits and pieces.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:40 PM (cOHS7)

251 "Why would the dog have been in the freezer?

Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (ewSN2)"

Oh, no reason. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2017 04:40 PM (ukNFU)

252 "Why would the dog have been in the freezer?

Posted by: Crusader

I always freeze leftovers

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2017 04:40 PM (FZYNt)

253 Unfortunately not the best record against his mortal enemy, Electrical Transformer Lord.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Meh. Urban myth, propagated by Big Power. They periodically pick up a road-kill squirrel and keep it on the truck. Then, when a outage occurs, they throw it on the ground wherever the problem is.

If anyone asks, they just point to the squirrel,and say, "Squirrel did it".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:40 PM (ZO497)

254 Red Baron is coming out with a placenta pizza. Not a whole placenta just some bits and pieces.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

So....those weren't mushroom pieces?

Posted by: Moron who did NOT see the shopping list at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (326rv)

255 Placenta? You guys are talking about placenta????

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

256
236 "Story I saw this morning, woman thinks burglar stole placenta from her freezer?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)"
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That or the dog.

Why would the dog have been in the freezer?
Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (ewSN2)

That's a silly question.

Posted by: Barak O at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (Fmupd)

257 I hate them. They hate me.

Posted by: Barney 2017 at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (IqV8l)

258 The hawker stands in Shanghai have a dozen recipes for placenta.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (vAcWO)

259 "Apparently eating your placenta is "in" now among the hep cats."

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I like mine fresh. Once you freeze it, it gets tough and hard to chew. Plus placenta is iron rich!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (cOHS7)

260 >>>What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

Teleporting into attics and pooping invisibly?

EXCELSIOR!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 04:42 PM (DFcT7)

261 255 Placenta? You guys are talking about placenta????

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

It was a natural progression from Amy Schumer jokes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:42 PM (DdGS0)

262
I like mine fresh. Once you freeze it, it gets tough and hard to chew. Plus placenta is iron rich!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 04:41 PM (cOHS7)

See.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (DdGS0)

263 I always take culinary advice from anybody named Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (vAcWO)

264
>>>What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

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Protecting frozen placentas!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (cOHS7)

265 Meh. Urban myth, propagated by Big Power. They periodically pick up a road-kill squirrel and keep it on the truck. Then, when a outage occurs, they throw it on the ground wherever the problem is.

If anyone asks, they just point to the squirrel,and say, "Squirrel did it".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:40 PM (ZO497)

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But they say it with a Russian accent.

Posted by: Barak O at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (Fmupd)

266
I just watched a video on youtube of a 10 yr old getting an iphone for his birthday.

Here's one the comments under the video:
"WHO THE FUCK IS HE GONNA CALL? RONALD MCDONALD?"

My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (7EObP)

267 "Why would the dog have been in the freezer?

Posted by: Crusader

He would've hid in the closet, but Tom Cruise was in there?

Posted by: ShitMidas's greatest hits collection at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (z79tQ)

268 Michael Skakel, cousin of zombie Ted Kennedy, was shot while playing golf at night in Montana while serving a life sentence.

CNN....the light bearer of truth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (5VlCp)

269 EXCELSIOR!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 04:42 PM (DFcT7)

WAYZATA!!

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (ukNFU)

270 ophuckstick couldn't decide if he wanted to be gay. then he got high, and woke up with a beard, two offspring, a mother in law, and reggie. that's some good shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (KP5rU)

271 Place the on the table and back away!
Squirrelman does whatever a squirrel can do.

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (gbWkA)

272 ".and is now
scheduled to deliver 2 $400K speeches to Wall St. companies.

But there's nothing mockable about TFG.....

Posted by: Lizzy"

The left prefers to think of it as taking money from greedy bankers and giving it to black folk so it is all good.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (1BQGO)

273 263 I always take culinary advice from anybody named Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (vAcWO)

Hey we know marinade. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (DdGS0)

274 265 Meh. Urban myth, propagated by Big Power. They periodically pick up a road-kill squirrel and keep it on the truck. Then, when a outage occurs, they throw it on the ground wherever the problem is.

If anyone asks, they just point to the squirrel,and say, "Squirrel did it".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 04:40 PM (ZO497)

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But they say it with a Russian accent.
Posted by: Barak O at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (Fmupd)

Moose out front should have told you...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (NgKpN)

275 Place the placenta-
Stoopid iPad

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA)

276 Off asshole sock

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 04:46 PM (Fmupd)

277 why the fuck is someone keeping a placenta in the freezer?
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 04:36 PM (FZYNt)

If you ever kept one under your bed you wouldn't need to ask.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:46 PM (Mouru)

278 I once had a placenta with fava beans and a fine 62 Elmers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 04:46 PM (cOHS7)

279 264
>>>What will your Squirrel Man super powers be?

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Protecting frozen placentas!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:43 PM (cOHS7)

Ewwwwww..... Secret......

Posted by: Moroco Mole at April 28, 2017 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

280 I'll bet placenta makes a fine ingredient for haggis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:46 PM (Mouru)

281 God you assholes just crack me up. Lmao.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:46 PM (DdGS0)

282 Vhere is man who is super squirrel?

Posted by: Boris at April 28, 2017 04:47 PM (gbWkA)

283
I once had a placenta with fava beans and a fine 62 Elmers.
Posted by: Joe Biden

One Elmer is enough.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 28, 2017 04:47 PM (IqV8l)

284 TED KENNEDY SHOT NEW GENTS IN ALASKA?

WHAT IS A LASKA?

Posted by: AL SHARPTATO at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (P45CM)

285 The horrible secret is that haggis IS placenta.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (cOHS7)

286 272 ".and is now
scheduled to deliver 2 $400K speeches to Wall St. companies.

But there's nothing mockable about TFG.....

Posted by: Lizzy"

The left prefers to think of it as taking money from greedy bankers and giving it to black folk so it is all good.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2017 04:44 PM (1BQGO)

If I was a stock holder.... I'd be PISSED....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

287 you know who else dined on placenta? fine bavarian placenta.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (KP5rU)

288 You have to eat your placenta after giving birth otherwise the predators will be able to find you. Duh, it's science.

Posted by: NCKate at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (Lgbif)

289
I got a great blast from the past song for youall!

hint:

part of me-ee-ee
is deep down inside you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzxz4lbOMS0

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (7EObP)

290 Hot dogs are how society makes sure used placentas don't go to waste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 04:48 PM (Mouru)

291
What a great song. It's been years since I've beard it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:49 PM (7EObP)

292 >>>240 sorry; got a text telling me and looking at what appeared to be a news story with specific details......is there anything the media can't do? yes, I still blame them, even if was some dipshit fake news site. apologies to Ted; glad its not true
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2017 04:37 PM (AGJqR)

Thanks for the followup and apology. Seriously.

Posted by: m at April 28, 2017 04:49 PM (Gqgs8)

293 Hot dogs are how society makes sure used placentas don't go to waste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Blow me.

Posted by: Oscar Mayer at April 28, 2017 04:49 PM (326rv)

294 Placenta is used only in the diet of thoroughbred racing haggis.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 04:49 PM (vAcWO)

295 "One Elmer is enough.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 28, 2017 04:47 PM (IqV8l)"
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Hey!! reminds me of another tasteless but funny joke. Maybe better said than read.
What is the best thing about fucking twenty four year olds?
There are twenty of them!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:50 PM (cOHS7)

296
The opening notes to this song, tho!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (7EObP)

297 Ahh....the old 'swiped the frozen placenta' con. Pfft....she got that off a slunk, and is overstating the value of the stolen goods. Quite common in insurance cons.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (TwwWO)

298 Why is Trader Joe's butter so tasty? Plenty of fresh Placenta.

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (gbWkA)

299 Ok i gotta go...be back for the Rocky Mountain oysters discussion. Luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (DdGS0)

300 If you can't beat them, might as well join them. Didn't April the giraffe eat her placenta after she (finally) had her baby? Slurp, slurp with her long purple tongue..

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (a0IVu)

301 It's actually more amusing when leftoids express themselves earnestly. One of them left a comment at the Youtube video for "Trump: All Your Base Are Belong to Us," with the genius to point out that the creator and fans of the video enjoy associating Trump with *GASP* the villain in the Zero Wing video game. LMAO

I replied in an attempt to explain the concept of "owning the insult," but that SJW is probably too thick.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (GsAUU)

302 If you can't beat them, might as well join them.

Why not do both?

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (Mouru)

303 "Why is Trader Joe's butter so tasty? Plenty of fresh Placenta."

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The trick is our patented process that gets the red out of the butter yet still leaves it smooth and creamy.

Posted by: Trader Joe at April 28, 2017 04:52 PM (cOHS7)

304 If placenta sous-vide isn't featured on the food thread this weekend, well, I just don't know what to say.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (8nWyX)

305 yo

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (Lat75)

306 I should have said be back for the gooey, stinky, discharge discussion. Stay on topic. later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (DdGS0)

307 ***Slurp, slurp with her long purple tongue..

It moved.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (vAcWO)

308 "These jokes about the back of my arms having their own zip codes and that i fuck hobos down by the toilet ARE NOT funny.

But I am."

These jokes about the back of my arms having their own zip codes and that i fuck hobos down by the toilet ARE NOT funny.

But I am.

Posted by: Amy Amy Schumer Schumer, calling from the metaverse at April 28, 2017 04:54 PM (1aMQH)

309 I saw Long Purple Tongues open for Frozen Placenta at Red Bluff in 95.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:54 PM (cOHS7)

310 Did she live in Placentia, CA?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 04:54 PM (4VAdr)

311 Read this snarky CNN story about Trump and the NRA for an example of condescending horse shit.

The mental illness they talk about? Removing the gun grab on Vets that have someone fill out their taxes.

http://tinyurl.com/lclsjh9

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (Lat75)

312 Ted Bundy, who was almost shot while escaping in Montana, was electrocuted in Florida. His last meal was Placenta Pizza and General Tso's Cat Scratch Fever Pie.

Ted, known for his signature killing move of a strangle hold, declared his innocence till the end.

His last words, before they threw the switch, were 'Wango Tango".

MSNBC.....because we hate you all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (5VlCp)

313 Cadbury cream eggs are just like placenta!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (DFcT7)

314 304 If placenta sous-vide isn't featured on the food thread this weekend, well, I just don't know what to say.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (8nWyX)

Its in the surprise box on Master Chef Junior. Oh hell, I'm not going anywhere.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (DdGS0)

315 Placentia is the town where one of the ferries to the island of Newfoundland arrives.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (GsAUU)

316 296
The opening notes to this song, tho!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 04:51 PM (7EObP)

*****

Had a drink with them while I was I college. I didn't go to the concert. Had no idea who they were. Nice guys.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

317 Tonight's surprise ingredient..........PLACENTA!

Posted by: The Chairman at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (cOHS7)

318 My placenta has a first name it's...

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (gbWkA)

319 315 Placentia is the town where one of the ferries to the island of Newfoundland arrives.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (GsAUU)

Huh. I need a geography lesson. Coulda sworn it was near Peruvia.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (DdGS0)

320 Fun Fact: Among the McZulu peoples giraffe placenta haggis is a traditional holiday meal.

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (Mouru)

321
Placentia is a city in California

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

322 I'm laughing so hard that the dog is giving me that head half cocked to the side look.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (6Ll1u)

323 " so they stoop to what they knew as eight-year olds; good old fashioned playground taunts."

Given that most lefties are the misfits, spastics, and dregs of society- I submit that you should amend this:

"they stoop to what they were mercilessly subjected to as 8 to 18 year olds; good old fashioned playground taunts. "

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (1aMQH)

324 I can't wait to see what the "Placenta mobile" looks like when it visits my town. Hope they give away free turkey hotdogs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (cOHS7)

325 PLACENTA?

Isn't that what Yankees call grits?

Wait, never mind.

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (Lat75)

326 The mental illness they talk about? Removing the gun grab on Vets that have someone fill out their taxes.

http://tinyurl.com/lclsjh9
Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 04:55 PM (Lat75)

Yeah.... because my Tax Accountant has so much to do with my competency.... LOL...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (NgKpN)

327 Our Placenta is the same quality as Trader Joe's but at twice the price!

Posted by: Whole Foods at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (gbWkA)

328 Tonto Goldfarb, but my friends call me Bubba.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (QQ+il)

329 306 I should have said be back for the gooey, stinky, discharge discussion. Stay on topic. later.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 04:53 PM (DdGS0)

Like smegma from a volcano . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

330 This dicussion is making me hungry.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (Fmupd)

331 Call the Doctor woke me up...
Said Doctor is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor to relieve this belly ache....

Now let me get this straight...
you Plancenta the coconut and call me in the morning?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (NgKpN)

332 One Elmer is enough.
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No, it isn't.

Posted by: Radio amateurs everywhere at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (ZO497)

333 Placenta goes well with a little Hamburger Helper. Chili Mac goes with everything.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (DFcT7)

334 325 PLACENTA?

Isn't that what Yankees call grits?

Wait, never mind.
Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 04:58 PM (Lat75)

It's what you goobers call pizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

335 "Our Placenta is the same quality as Trader Joe's but at twice the price!

Posted by: Whole Foods at April 28, 2017 04:59 PM (gbWkA)"
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Yeah but three times the smug....and that ain't easy to do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (cOHS7)

336 Fun Fact: Among the McZulu peoples giraffe placenta haggis is a traditional holiday meal.

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 28, 2017 04:57 PM (Mouru)

Didn't you beat Tina to death?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (QQ+il)

337 Well, yeah, but they are a bunch of poopy-heads.

Am I doing it right?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (NXsWM)

338

I thought Placenta was a sort of Cuban banana, or a Spanish dish.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (ZO497)

339 Millennials at Frye festival - all they served us was Placenta sandwiches!

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (4VAdr)

340 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (q177U)

341 I've lived long enough to be an embarrassment to my kids. They lurk here.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (vAcWO)

342 Because when you placenta, you gots to dress placenta!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (cOHS7)

343
I only eat free range placenta

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)

344
Costco has great deals on fresh placenta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (ZO497)

345 338 I thought Placenta was a sort of Cuban banana, or a Spanish dish.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (ZO497)

Get the mofongo out of here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

346 Would you say I have a plethora of placentas?

Posted by: El Guapo at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (QQ+il)

347 Being a cob has to be a trip and a half.

"Here's a post about smug nasties being unfunny classless jerks."

*half hour later*

"YUM YUM I LOVE EATING PLACENTA"

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (8nWyX)

348 332 One Elmer is enough.
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No, it isn't.
Posted by: Radio amateurs everywhere at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (ZO497)

----------------

Actually, this is true.

Posted by: Soona at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (Fmupd)

349 338 I thought Placenta was a sort of Cuban banana, or a Spanish dish.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:01 PM (ZO497)

Now thats funny MH. huh...wait maybe...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (DdGS0)

350 Now quit calling it a placenta. It's just a big lump of cells!

Posted by: Planned Babykilling at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (Mouru)

351 Are vegans allowed to eat placenta?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (4VAdr)

352 344
Costco has great deals on fresh placenta.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

never pay for it.

hang around the dumpster at the hospital and get the 3 day old they toss out

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (FZYNt)

353 Ssssh, it's potted meat. Underwood's is Peruvian placenta.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:03 PM (vAcWO)

354 DON'T put placenta in the microwave. Ever.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (1BQGO)

355 Actually, this is true.
Posted by: Soona
----------

Yeah, I'm not just hamming it up. This is serious stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (ZO497)

356 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs

I'll see and raise you all a little Al Stewart.... Year of the Cat...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

357 And we thought Spam was nasty shit.

Posted by: Armour Foods at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (Mouru)

358 Had a drink with them while I was I college. I didn't go to the concert. Had no idea who they were. Nice guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2017 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

--It's probably a stereotype, but most celebrities who are Bahai seem like really nice people. Rainn Wilson is also Bahai.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (GsAUU)

359 24 Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement

FUN FACT: She actually could.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (Mouru)

From Wasilla? You can't even see civilization from there.

Gotta go to the Diomede Islands to pull that off, and honestly, I can't think of one good reason to.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (NXsWM)

360 And we thought Spam was nasty shit.

Posted by: Armour Foods at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (Mouru)

You could Treet yourself.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

361 359 24 Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement

FUN FACT: She actually could.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 03:59 PM (Mouru)

From Wasilla? You can't even see civilization from there.

Gotta go to the Diomede Islands to pull that off, and honestly, I can't think of one good reason to.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Palin never said it

that scrunt Tina Fey did

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (FZYNt)

362
I'll see and raise you all a little Al Stewart.... Year of the Cat...

I'll take this and Seals & Croft over Bread and America any day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (7EObP)

363 Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement
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No, she didn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (ZO497)

364 "hang around the dumpster at the hospital and get the 3 day old they toss out"

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Naturally dumpster aged placenta? usually you pay double for that.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (cOHS7)

365 It's 2:15pm in the west coast, on a very slow Friday and I am totally craving a cookie; and not even gross placenta talk is killing that craving. What does that say about me? Gah.

Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

366 I cant stop laughing. there is something deeply deeply seriously wrong with me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (DdGS0)

367 Palin never said it

that scrunt Tina Fey did
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (FZYNt)

Ya think?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (NXsWM)

368 365 It's 2:15pm in the west coast, on a very slow Friday and I am totally craving a cookie; and not even gross placenta talk is killing that craving. What does that say about me? Gah.
Posted by: IC

that you are drinking enough

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (FZYNt)

369 Yeah, I'm not just hamming it up. This is serious stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (ZO497)

Is a YL elmer an elmeuse?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (8nWyX)

370 From Wasilla? You can't even see civilization from there.

Gotta go to the Diomede Islands to pull that off, and honestly, I can't think of one good reason to.

Reading comprehension score: D-

Read the original comment again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (Mouru)

371 I cant stop laughing. there is something deeply deeply seriously wrong with me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (DdGS0)

Kuru?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (QQ+il)

372 Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement
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No, she didn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (ZO497)

Tina Fey said it. The fact that people--even here--think Palin said it tells you something....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)

373 Naturally dumpster aged placenta? usually you pay double for that.
Posted by: Pepper Brooks at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (cOHS7)

Free range, baby.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (NXsWM)

374 I still have my Ronco Placentamatic 6000.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (vAcWO)

375 And we thought Spam was nasty shit.
Posted by: Armour Foods at April 28, 2017 05:04 PM (Mouru)
You could Treet yourself.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

Hahaha...now that has to be the worst marketing name in history. "TREET". Just who were they trying to kid?
Hahaha. Whatsamatter? "Ass in A Can" wasn't available?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (5VlCp)

376 I cant stop laughing. there is something deeply deeply seriously wrong with me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Speaking of which, the small point-of-sale packets of Nutter-Butter cookies are no longer available.

I may have to riot, and break windows, and burn things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (ZO497)

377 President Placenta has announced that all women could be asked to wear strap-ons in solidarity with sexy pre-op trannies.

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (q177U)

378
Palin never said it
that scrunt Tina Fey did

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (FZYNt)

What she said is that Alaska and Russia are neighbors

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (lKyWE)

379 363 Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement
---------

No, she didn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:06 PM (ZO497)

Yes she did doodie face.

Posted by: Libtard starting a slap fight at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (DdGS0)

380
I never knew until recently Skol is scandi for "luck" or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (7EObP)

381 Reading comprehension score: D-

Read the original comment again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 05:07 PM (Mouru)

Sweetie, your sense of the absurd is sliding away from you. Grab that little bastard by the ankles and pull it back, stat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (NXsWM)

382 What she said is that Alaska and Russia are neighbors
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (lKyWE)

Like New York and New Jersey....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (7uYFy)

383
It's what you goobers call pizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

Only when it's "deep dish" from Chicago.

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (Lat75)

384
So, I guess I still don't really know what Skol means, then...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (7EObP)

385 Is the placenta the inspiration for The Blob?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (4VAdr)

386 Placentia is one of the fairly normal place names in Newfoundland.

There's also Bay Bulls, Witless Bay, Heart's Content, Traveller's Rest, and, most famously, Dildo.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (GsAUU)

387 I still have my Ronco Placentamatic 6000.

Mmm mmm, that's good placenta.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

388 So the R's voted to repeal Obamacare like 42 times

Now not a chance.

Fuck those guys

Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (GwIKd)

389 Placenta is Austrian for tasty meal.

true fact!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (cOHS7)

390 I know people who got their news from John Stewart, and I had arelative (a liberal intellectual who was a prosecuting attorney) who was 100% convinced that Palin made the "I can see Alaksa from my house" statement.

Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 03:58 PM (8zWAk)

*ahem*

She could look down between her feet and see Alaska.

I hate having to explain these things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (Mouru)

391 Read the original comment again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I'll admit I got punked by that

too much placenta talk I guess

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (FZYNt)

392 377 President Placenta has announced that all women could be asked to wear strap-ons in solidarity with sexy pre-op trannies.

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (q177U)

well if he thinks I'm giving up my pussy hat..

Posted by: Femtard at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (DdGS0)

393 Speaking of NL, Weirddave raved about it, so if you're lucky enough to make it there, I highly recommend these guys:

http://www.obriensboattours.com/

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (GsAUU)

394 382 What she said is that Alaska and Russia are neighbors
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 28, 2017 05:08 PM (lKyWE)

Like New York and New Jersey....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (7uYFy)

Ewww, not even. Not nearly as ugly and smelly, and not so full of, you know, liberals.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (NXsWM)

395 Evening all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (SjImc)

396 Placenta?

Cows balls for the win

Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (GwIKd)

397 Placenta is now available to be downloaded as an app, and is "swiped" instead of eaten in a process that promises to leverage brand identity across all mobile platforms.

Posted by: PlaCENTra Inc at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (q177U)

398 So the R's voted to repeal Obamacare like 42 times

Now not a chance.

Fuck those guys
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:10 PM (GwIKd)

They are afraid of owning it. The stupid GOP doesn't realize that they rode Trump's coattails. If they screw him out of a campaign promise, they are going to go down with him in 2020

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (7uYFy)

399 ***386 Placentia is one of the fairly normal place names in Newfoundland. There's also Bay Bulls, Witless Bay, Heart's Content, Traveller's Rest, and, most famously, Dildo.

Which is why Newfies drink themselves to death.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (vAcWO)

400 Well calf balls actually

Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (GwIKd)

401 I might watch the funeral tonight...or as other's might refer to it, the of the NY Mets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (SjImc)

402 Placenta is old Austrian for tasty meal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (cOHS7)

403 Cows balls for the win
Posted by: Yo!

Cows don't have balls

city slicker

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (FZYNt)

404
The placenta is a lie.

Posted by: GLaDOS at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (XWkhW)

405 It's what you goobers call pizza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

PIZZA WARS!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo-Yankees Fan at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (rF0hx)

406 Anyone eating a placenta spends the night in the box.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (QQ+il)

407 Cows balls for the win
Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:11 PM (GwIKd)

Yeah, about that......

Pretty sure cows don't have those. Bulls, more likely, but not cows. They have udders, dear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (NXsWM)

408 380
I never knew until recently Skol is scandi for "luck" or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:09 PM (7EObP)

--It's a toast word in Danish. I think it literally refers to the Viking practice of drinking from skulls, but maybe that's an urban myth.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (GsAUU)

409 Tina Fey said it. The fact that people--even here--think Palin said it tells you something....
Posted by: JoeF.
-

On the odd occasion when one of my liberal acquaintances says that about Palin, I refute it with the facts, and then follow up with Reagan's famous quip, "It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant...", which always leaves them spluttering and unable to reply.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (ZO497)

410 Was just thinking about pizza

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (Ot7+c)

411 My uncle Chuck used to make placenta lasagna. What the hell that isn't transformative cooking.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 05:14 PM (cOHS7)

412 I might watch the funeral tonight...or as other's might refer to it, the of the NY Mets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (SjImc)

Nah, this is when Los Mets start to win, when everyone counts them out.
Then when they string together a 4 or 5 game winning streak, the fans will start talking about how they are more popular than the Yankees.....then they start losing again....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (7uYFy)

413 Phillies are actually starting to come alive

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (Ot7+c)

414 >>>Was just thinking about pizza
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2017 05:13 PM (Ot7+c)

Looks like you wandered into the wrong thread.

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (q177U)

415 Placenta is now available to be downloaded as an app, and is "swiped" instead of eaten in a process that promises to leverage brand identity across all mobile platforms.
Posted by: PlaCENTra Inc
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It's rumored that PlacentaPro will soon be in Beta, is that true?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (ZO497)

416 411 My uncle Chuck used to make placenta lasagna. What the hell that isn't transformative cooking.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2017 05:14 PM (cOHS7)

Its called Fusion.

Posted by: Femtard at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (DdGS0)

417
Which is why Newfies drink themselves to death.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:12 PM (vAcWO)

--George Street in St. John's might be the best pub crawl in the world. It's without question the best I've ever experienced.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (GsAUU)

418 >>>225 Saw an ad for a movie about the LA riots....

Korean on a hot tar roof.

Posted by: wooga at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (r/tiB)

419 I googled a recipe for placenta lasagna and you don't have to use noodles in it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (cOHS7)

420 For some reason I always assumed that it was only carnivores that ate their placenta, but April the Giraffe was chowing down on hers like it was ambrosia.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

421

Skol = Cheers?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (7EObP)

422 I'd eat a giraffe placenta but a woman's?

That's just gross.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (cOHS7)

423 Sen. Menendez Ally Dr. Salomon Melgen Found Guilty on All 76 Counts of Medicare Fraud

LMAO---So like maybe NJ might get a Republican Senator?

Senator Nevergiveup?

Fuckin A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

424 Human placenta only?

Because durring calving season cows placentas are plentiful if you can get it before they eat it

Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (GwIKd)

425 422 I'd eat a giraffe placenta but a woman's?

That's just gross.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

Same goes for chicken eggs

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (FZYNt)

426 ***Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (GsAUU)

I won't argue against that.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (vAcWO)

427 The most dangerous place to be is between Michelle and the placenta bar.

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (cOHS7)

428 When you remove the balls from a bull it becomes a steer.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (6Ll1u)

429 The Mexican foreign secretary called the plan to build walls along the border a hostile and deeply unfriendly act, and an aggravating action. He warned that Mexico intends to conduct a fierce legal battle to stop any border walls that violate the rights of Mexicans.

Where do these Scrunts come off thinking they can tell us what to do on our Land?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (SjImc)

430 Sen. Menendez Ally Dr. Salomon Melgen Found Guilty on All 76 Counts of Medicare Fraud

LMAO---So like maybe NJ might get a Republican Senator?

Senator Nevergiveup?

Fuckin A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

Senator Menendez?
Never heard of him...

Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (7uYFy)

431 Hieffer placenta?

Top shelf, anyone know?

Posted by: Yo! at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (GwIKd)

432 People always get excited about the Thanksgiving placenta, but eh, the leftovers. A week of placenta salad sandwiches...

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (8nWyX)

433 420
For some reason I always assumed that it was only carnivores that ate
their placenta, but April the Giraffe was chowing down on hers like it
was ambrosia.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

Fcking Africans will eat anything. African animals, animals, animals.

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (Lat75)

434 Cows balls for the win

Posted by: Yo!
-----
Did you know they flatten the balls with a hammer - before they cut them off? Some places also batter and fry the hammer flattened balls before cutting them off. It's tricky but they taste a little different. Not necessarily better, but different.

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (8b+oT)

435 Saw an ad for a movie about the LA riots....

Korean on a hot tar roof.
Posted by: wooga
-----
There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity!

Posted by: Big Daddy at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (ZO497)

436 427 The most dangerous place to be is between Michelle and the placenta bar.

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (cOHS7)

Lmao...ok NOW I'm going to hell.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:19 PM (DdGS0)

437 BREAKING: North Korean Ballistic Missile Test Fails

Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (qJhUV)

438
Know what puts an end to the playground taunts?

A good smack upside the head.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (S/hVx)

439 Jeh snakker liten Norske. Skol = Cheers

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (vAcWO)

440 Did you know they flatten the balls with a hammer - before they cut them off?
---

Pffft. We just bite 'em off of the Reindeer.

Posted by: Lapp girl at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (ZO497)

441 421

Skol = Cheers?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:16 PM (7EObP)

--Yes, in spirit if not in literal translation. Like Salud, Gam Bei, Slainte', etc.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (GsAUU)

442 The Mexican foreign secretary called the plan to build walls along the border a hostile and deeply unfriendly act, and an aggravating action.

I find that the Mexican foreign secretary's habit of locking up his goats is a hostile and deeply unfriendly act that prevents me from having sex with them.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and his Bucket at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (Mouru)

443 I might watch the funeral tonight...or as other's might refer to it, the of the NY Mets

Posted by: Nevergiveup
****

They aren't the Flaming Clown Boners?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (+aCe4)

444 What we wouldn't have given for a wee bit of placenta.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (QQ+il)

445

There are already walls on parts of the border.
It's just not continuous, which it should be. And fully guarded 24/7.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (7EObP)

446 BREAKING: North Korean Ballistic Missile Test Fails
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (qJhUV)

*sad oboe"
*wa wa waaaahh*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (8ZskC)

447 OK I'm serious now you guys. Placenta would make a great cocktail name. Amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (DdGS0)

448 Senator Nevergiveup?

Fuckin A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

You've got my vote!

I'll talk to the other conservative in the state about voting for you....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo-Yankees Fan at April 28, 2017 05:22 PM (rF0hx)

449 Placenta Mojitos?

Sounds exotic

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (8ZskC)

450 Nood Brooklynite...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo-Yankees Fan at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (rF0hx)

451 Yes, in spirit if not in literal translation. Like Salud, Gam Bei, Slainte', etc.
Posted by: logprof
-----------

Mud in your eye.

Which, I admit, has always puzzled me a bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (ZO497)

452 I'll have another Placenta Sunrise please.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

453 BREAKING: North Korean Ballistic Missile Test Fails

Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM

So, no dong?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (p+Wdc)

454 I'll have a Harvey Wallplacentar!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (cOHS7)

455 429 The Mexican foreign secretary called the plan to build walls along the border a hostile and deeply unfriendly act, and an aggravating action. He warned that Mexico intends to conduct a fierce legal battle to stop any border walls that violate the rights of Mexicans.

Where do these Scrunts come off thinking they can tell us what to do on our Land?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:18 PM (SjImc)

--It's not even just a Mexican thing; it's a lety globalist thing. Remember Barky lecturing the English not to vote Brexit?

Mexico is a unique case, though. Most countries are snobby and look down on their countries' being Americanized, but the power in Mexico loves that gravy train so much they don't give a shit.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (GsAUU)

456 Did you know they flatten the balls with a hammer - before they cut them off? Some places also batter and fry the hammer flattened balls before cutting them off. It's tricky but they taste a little different. Not necessarily better, but different.
Posted by: Dang

you know I've castrated alot of calves in my day, and I have to say if you think hitting cattle balls with a hammer would be easier than hitting an Aroldis Chapman fastball you would be wrong. guaranteed that calf would have to be out cold or else you're getting kicked in the head.

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (FZYNt)

457 BREAKING: North Korean Ballistic Missile Test Fails
--------

Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (ZO497)

458 Take that fat shit kid in NK out and do it NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (SjImc)

459 445 There are already walls on parts of the border.
It's just not continuous, which it should be. And fully guarded 24/7.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (7EObP)

Well, I'm gonna need double time and a brand new tricked out ATV. i mean I cant get Netflix on the 2 year old piece o' shit I have now.

Posted by: Border Patrol Guy at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (DdGS0)

460 Clicked over to History. Ancient Aliens marathon going on.

Episode stated just now that the myth of the incubi was aliens. I'd rather watch PTI and ESPN.

Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (GsAUU)

461 446 BREAKING: North Korean Ballistic Missile Test Fails
Posted by: tu3031 at April 28, 2017 05:20 PM (qJhUV)

*sad oboe"
*wa wa waaaahh*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2017 05:21 PM (8ZskC)

Quickly followed by North Korean Rocket Scientists doing a Benny Hill chase scene... complete with Yakety Sax background music.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

462 We are going to build the world's first high speed placenta from Salinas to Carmel. Early estimates are a cost of under $5 billion.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (cOHS7)

463 Speaking of pizza... some Philly pizza shack won some national award recently. Tip #1 -- they let the dough and yeast fornicate for at least 36 hours.

I have always maintained that 24 hours is absolute minimum.

Got into a battle with a pizza joint owner once over this -- he insisted that fresh dough and yeast was the key. I looked around empty store and said, 'Yeah, I don't think so.'

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (HTdUD)

464
Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:24 PM (ZO497)

Hey! I've had that dish! Column B right? Below Sum Dum Chick?

Posted by: Border Patrol Guy at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (DdGS0)

465 --It's not even just a Mexican thing; it's a lety globalist thing. Remember Barky lecturing the English not to vote Brexit?

Mexico is a unique case, though. Most countries are snobby and look down on their countries' being Americanized, but the power in Mexico loves that gravy train so much they don't give a shit.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 05:23 PM (GsAUU)

But its an ACT OF WAR if Russia does it!

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 05:26 PM (NgKpN)

466 Shit off Border patrol Guy!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (DdGS0)

467 Believe it or not. Placenta is a major staple of the upper middle class of North Korea.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 28, 2017 05:27 PM (cOHS7)

468 I expect that douche, Anthony Bourdain will have a show about snubbing up placenta.

Posted by: Strobe at April 28, 2017 05:28 PM (gbWkA)

469
Quickly followed by North Korean Rocket Scientists doing a Benny Hill chase scene... complete with Yakety Sax background music.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

And that quickly followed by the firing squad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2017 05:28 PM (DdGS0)

470 It's rumored that PlacentaPro will soon be in Beta, is that true?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 05:15 PM (ZO497)

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm extremely proud to introduce to you the revolutionary cross-platform I-Plenta.

Posted by: CEO of PlaCENTra Peve Pobs at April 28, 2017 05:28 PM (q177U)

471 Tonight Anthony Bourdain travels to the Island of Lezbos to sample their unique family style of placenta dishes.

Posted by: CNN at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (cOHS7)

472 Take that fat shit kid in NK out and do it NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup

It would almost be terribly one-sided to nuke his ass into tomorrow in a fifteen minute shock and awe display of our nuclear arsenal.

But.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 28, 2017 05:30 PM (HTdUD)

473 I expect that douche, Anthony Bourdain will have a show about snubbing up placenta.

Posted by: Strobe
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Now there's a guy who went full douche.

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:37 PM (8b+oT)

474 BBQ tonight! What you folks got?

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (8b+oT)

475 Trump has said far less abusive things about women than Alec Baldwin did on one voice mail message to his daughter

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 05:43 PM (AOrEZ)

476 I haven't watched 1 second of Samantha Bee, but from the promos on TBS her show looks like fixes for Daily Show junkies. They couldn't bear one more day without sending out "Jon Stewart DESTROYS Faux News" videos. Now Samantha Bee is their methadone fix for that need to blast leftist "humor" at us

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 05:49 PM (AOrEZ)

477
Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:38 PM (8b+oT)
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Leftovers. Either chicken or a Honey Baked ham sammich.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 05:53 PM (Sfs6o)

478 I haven't watched 1 second of Samantha Bee
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If you can't make a funny promo for your show, I doubt you can make a funny show. Really painfully unfunny promos so I've never bothered either.

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:53 PM (8b+oT)

479 Honey Baked ham sammich.

Posted by: Weasel
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Got some o' dat in da fridge! So good.

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (8b+oT)

480 Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 05:54 PM (8b+oT)
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I'm a big fan so WeaselWoman brought home about a pound leftover from a work function. Score!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2017 05:57 PM (Sfs6o)

481 Nice!

HB ham with some bread butter pickles and Fritos. I'm a happy man.

Posted by: Dang at April 28, 2017 06:01 PM (8b+oT)

482 Does anyone else wonder why they go out of their way to avoid mentioning the God they claim they don't believe exists? They come up with ghu, ghod, flying spaghetti monster or FSM, and on and and on. Why go to such lengths? I don't go out of my way to find stupid synonyms for "hobbit" or "Easter bunny." I've asked about this on liberal sites and the silence was deafening. Has anyone ever asked this question and received a reply?

Posted by: Pogonip at April 28, 2017 06:14 PM (t9QjF)

483 Mexican Coca-Cola, which is still made with sugar, is as good as Honey-Baked Ham and a whole lot cheaper. Make a paste of the Coke, brown sugar, whatever type of mustard you like, and spread it on your ham. After it gets nice and crusty, baste the ham with Coke every 15 minutes till done. Buen provecho!

Posted by: Pogonip at April 28, 2017 06:19 PM (t9QjF)

484 Seriously, go tell the left to fuck.itself.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 28, 2017 06:21 PM (/HC6x)

485 Also, my son wanted to order pizza. So we did.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 28, 2017 06:21 PM (t9QjF)

486 Why you would think that these lefties are real poopy heads!

Posted by: Am I Going to Believe My Lying Eyes at April 28, 2017 06:25 PM (Sda6L)

487 Mexican rights violated by wall built in the U.S.:

Has anyone ever had to show their passport at a place without walls or fencing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 28, 2017 06:31 PM (fD1ST)

488 One the Left, the Central Committees are interconnected all the way down to the mucky bottom.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/263645/

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 28, 2017 07:07 PM (d3wbb)

489 #482: I think the most spiteful and virulent of atheists are not true atheists. They're actually anti-theists.

My theory is, deep down, in the darkest reaches of the psyche where it's like 99% base emotion and logic is a stray thought at most, they actually do believe in God; they just hate Him, and those who worship Him.

Their anger stems from not feeling blessed enough. See, God just didn't do enough for them, as far as they're concerned. "How dare He make this smiling asshole so happy, when I'm so miserable?" When you get right down to it, it's the same sort of envy that lies at the core of Marxism.

In fact, I'm convinced that Marx and Engels built the entirety of Marxism around their shared hatred of their Jewish relatives. Their families had faith, and money, and a sense of interconnectedness... and Karl and Freddy were jealous of all that.

So, they created a political philosophy that was all about destroying their own families out of this jealousy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at April 28, 2017 09:59 PM (3YxFh)

490 I don't know how Stewart or anyone else 'took down' Bush. I think he served two full terms. Imprecision is your friend if reality bites too firmly.

Posted by: ostrogoth at April 30, 2017 09:46 AM (6qgLz)

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