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Friday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/17) Slacker Edition
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Dopler Radar says "Take Cover Now"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 09:51 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 09:51 PM (1Z3v+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2017 09:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 09:51 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: elaine benes at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0)
kwityerbitchin
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 09:53 PM (voOPb)
The British daily newspaper "The Times" recently published an investigation about how Facebook refuses to remove what it deems to be "child pornography". This is a serious accusation and something worth reporting about if true. However, The Times does itself no favors when it concentrates on examples of Japanese anime-style drawings and games.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13310
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 09:53 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2017 09:53 PM (Qd/25)
Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 09:54 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 09:54 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Buck O. Phive at April 28, 2017 09:55 PM (xvsvL)
And then I find an ONT was lurking underneath it all.
Well, by golly, that's a dang boring comment I'm writing!
Let me read the ONT and try again later maybe.
GOoooood evening, nightowls.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hoot hoot ONT! at April 28, 2017 09:55 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at April 28, 2017 09:55 PM (Nk0GK)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 28, 2017 09:55 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - saw the post at April 28, 2017 09:56 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
After yesterday's 12 hours on the factory floor, it was lovely to have today off.
I watched movies and tv on the couch and did absolutely nothing.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 09:56 PM (/o9Qk)
He hurt my feeling......
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (VoTpW)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (TO4Og)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (/o9Qk)
Netflix Nap?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (voOPb)
https://youtu.be/ZHTPcs3lQPU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2017 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 10:00 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 10:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 10:00 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 28, 2017 10:00 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:00 PM (voOPb)
and his compatriots has grown up to be a top BladeRunner himself. Due
to numerous injuries in the line of duty, he's a cyborg. He clings to
his humanity/human birth and feels superior to "skin jobs". The
sub-human aspect to extermination is very much in play for him and he enjoys killing them. Lots of
hate towards them, but he sees absolutely no commonality with them.
He's been sent to seek out Decker (who's in
hiding) because of a rumor that a skin job has been secretly living on
earth for some time, and that Decker can help uncover who it is. He idolizes Deckerd.
You
see, the guy in Charge of the BR unit died and Gaff ascended to the top.
He too eventually died while hiding the secret of Deckerd's wife, but upon going thru his files the new man in
charge caught whiff that something was not right. To be safe, he hatches a plan.What the BR agent does
not know is that his real purpose is to find Deckerd, be tracked in
the process, and then send a team to eliminate Dechkerd and his wife-and anyone else as needed. This will be done even if it means
killing their top hunter. After all, if it is true that the BR unit
looked the other way while a legendary BR hunter (Deckerd) cohabitated
with a skin job, their rep would be ruined and they might even be
disbanded/prosecuted.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
https://youtu.be/ZHTPcs3lQPU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (TwwWO)
For some reason, I read that first as red moist revolutionary ballet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (VoTpW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (0deF2)
Don't trigger me. Even at 29, they're not where they were at 17.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: altered states at April 28, 2017 10:02 PM (zw9Qt)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 10:02 PM (HmYuA)
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Fiddler, but that had Broadway behind it...
-
That movie ruined Bruce Jenner. He heard, "If I Were a Bitch, Man."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
https://youtu.be/LQaK3tL6qIE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:02 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 28, 2017 10:02 PM (CNHr1)
It's a "Field spaniel" per the pic's filename, and you skipped over the Diamonds.
So, indeed, Friday.
Or, as it I prefer to think of it, Frida'.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (ml2c/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
=======
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (1Z3v+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (0deF2)
Like Hillary and Obama's accent at a southern campaign stop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (VoTpW)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: altered states
Thanks for the compliment... I think
I look forward to the comment-section review by "four buttons of Tucson peyote"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (vAcWO)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
https://youtu.be/OVdRQ_jJwRs
A favorite character actor. "Hey it's THAT guy" describes actors who have worked for decades without recognition.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2017 10:04 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 10:05 PM (HmYuA)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 28, 2017 10:05 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:05 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2017 10:05 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 09:57 PM (voOPb)
Ummmmmm...more like torrent nap?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: the prez formerly known as o'bumbles at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2017 10:06 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (NT3RT)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (VoTpW)
Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (w5Qj0)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (HmYuA)
[I first heard that one back in the '80s, and it still never gets old.]
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
But you have wit and sparkling personality. Yoko sings. Badly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 10:09 PM (DMUuz)
I remember being in high school looking in the mirror at my perky titties thanking the good Lord above they didn't look like my mom's.
Now, I'm paying for that.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:10 PM (smD62)
Fag dog
Racoon
Ice cream
Diamonds
Apples
Yoko?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)
++++
The file name for the pic of the fag dog is field-spaniel.jpg.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:10 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:10 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)
I aim to please
Or not
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM
Thank you. You, too!
Posted by: Yoko's Elbows at April 28, 2017 10:11 PM (DMUuz)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857990963389767680
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991059330260993
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991157015621633
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991243929976833
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991316344635393
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 10:11 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: PMRich at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (w5Qj0)
Must be. Doesn't look like a hothouse spaniel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:11 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (RrhD2)
Look at those jugs.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (jm1YL)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991392555143168
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991478248964096
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991563401732096
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857991640073555968
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Mark Trail at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM (7LgUQ)
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That movie ruined Bruce Jenner. He heard, "If I Were a Bitch, Man."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology
But he's not even Jewish. He's a shiksa.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM (ml2c/)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM (byrTS)
Eh, I think I'm way hotter now than I was in high school.
And my boobs are still generally in the same area, but I'm sure that will be coming to an end soon.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2017 10:14 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 10:14 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (TwwWO)
Also like Hillary, they have some- but limited- mobility on two legs.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (9Q5BJ)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (VoTpW)
And if ladybutt doesn't do it for you, the headline beneath it will: "Vote for us, you racist inbred morons! isn't a good slogan?" Democrats Are Being Crushed In The Heartland
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:10 PM (R+30W)
And so it is... Still, that's the gayest-looking dog I've seen all week!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
I'm smarter now. I'm more stable now, mentally. Which in effect, makes me hotter.
But the old girls have taken a trip south and have tripled in size. Not that anyone seems to mind but me...
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:17 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Kate Uptoad at April 28, 2017 10:17 PM (66CWr)
That said - I've seen far worse than the likes of her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:17 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (0deF2)
I sing badly too, but at least I keep it to myself.
And thank you. I've been doing a better job of keeping my melancholia off the blog.
<polishes the sparklies>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (tHwdc)
Also like Hillary, they have some- but limited- mobility on two legs.
Raccoons should be trapped and shot in the head in the basement.
Ummmmm......never mind
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (NT3RT)
++++
There are worse people to look at. What is truly objectionable are the sounds she makes. She is at the pinnacle of awful to listen to.
PS: Don't click on the youtube link below her pic.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Long Running Fool at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (sWMWI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (NT3RT)<<<
That should really be a Barreling ....... Go to the Barrel. Go directly to the Barrel. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.00.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (6Hrsu)
Also like Hillary, they have some- but limited- mobility on two legs.
Less chutzpah than Hillary, though... they wear masks when they go about their thievery.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (ml2c/)
GLARB! BOOOOOOZEEELLLALALALALALALALA!
Coo coo coo ZEEEEEEEE FOBO FOBO FoBO
Muzzzzzzz POOOOO POO ZAPA!
Yep, that's right, bitchez.
I speak fluent Yoko.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (9q7Dl)
Ummmmm......never mind
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (RrhD2)
What if you don't have a head in your basement?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (0deF2)
Jeebus.
I always say I enter the room boob first then two minutes later, you get to see my face. Freaking hell.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Turn in your moron card.
May god have mercy on your soul, cause you ain't getting any here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (F0ZHr)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:08 PM (VoTpW)
Noice. The pic talks about her being competition to Kim K but I disagree. She does not display the ricottafest that Mrs. Kanye does.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (tHwdc)
Somehow they just took the lead with four minutes to play.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM
Come to the Darkside.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (TNQMS)
Perhaps change your nic to Killer of Joy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)
Glad to see you!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:18 PM (/o9Qk)
Lovely to see you as well!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:15 PM (TwwWO)
--Woo hoo! A lot of Morons were wondering about your hiatus from the HQ. I just figured you were 100% focused on closing the deal with your future out-laws.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:13 PM
We don't need no shiksa badges!
Posted by: Goldhat at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
Then you have to strangle them in the kitchen.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (lmIoG)
---
I was born on the Dark Side, baby!
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (NT3RT)
I remember being in high
school looking in the mirror at my perky titties thanking the good Lord
above they didn't look like my mom's.
Now, I'm paying for that.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:09 PM (/o9Qk)
My surrogate daughter informed me that I have a nice rack. And she's not even lesbian.
So there's that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (tHwdc)
Yes, girls notice these things about other girls...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:19 PM (/o9Qk)
I believe the house rules clearly state that such a statement must be supported by pictures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)
Bing at your own risk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2017 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM
Nice threads! Lookin' good, man.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:23 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 10:23 PM (LTHVh)
*Dives behind the couch to avoid the deluge of pic requests*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)<<<
Sorry. I was tired.
Posted by: IC's autocorrect at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj)
Evenin', fapsters.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
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I hear ya. Another day of existing.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (1Z3v+)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:25 PM (GsAUU)
I sound like popcorn popping when I get up every morning. Every joint announces its participation in the day.
In other news, I've had high praise from my VP, Plant Manager and an outside consultant this past week. This is great in one way and shitty in one way. Great because I'm recognized for my hard work. Shitty because it just gives me more work to do.
My employer is out of control. If they don't get it together soon, the wheels are going to come the fuck off. Fast.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:25 PM (/o9Qk)
Perhaps change your nic to Killer of Joy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)
++++
Tormenters do get disappointed when their quarry makes a clean getaway.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:25 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0)
This is getting hawt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (1Z3v+)
Yup.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
I speak fluent Yoko.
Posted by: naturalfake
That's it! Yoko's screaming for the ice cream.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:25 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0)
You know the rules, dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:17 PM
Why does a pair of hooters drop the woman's IQ 20 points?
Posted by: The Oxford Comma at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (VoTpW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (NT3RT)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: The Oxford Comma at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
With a good pair of hooters they don't need the 20 IQ points.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0)
They're a menace to society!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
Somehow they just took the lead with four minutes to play.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 10:20 PM (3Vlkn)
--No mean feat, beating the Preds. They've been scary good so far this post-season.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mimzey at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:28 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
ScoggDog is your optometrist?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:28 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 10:28 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (66CWr)
Another reason to rise tomorrw morning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: lindarose
Go on, please.
I can feel the IQ points migrating away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Hey chickadee.
Had the first Skype session with the guy this afternoon. It was a-ma-zing. I was pretty nervous and anxious going into it, but it was nice. Really nice.
I only had a 45 minute window, so we had too cut it shorter than I would have liked. But he messaged me afterward to see if I was okay and how I felt, which was super sweet.
I told him I had a nice time and he did too. He said he felt really happy. Oh mylanta.
Okay, settle, settle.
I don't have people to talk to about this, so I just needed to get it off my chest.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (smD62)
Not tired of winning yet.
MAGA
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 10:26 PM (F0ZHr)
--and I strongly recommend the link from the prior thread of the pics of the First Hotties of the USA and Argentina.
That's a rivalry I can get behind (and apparently, so can DJT, IYKWIMAITYD)).
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Oxford Comma
Well it drops the guys' IQ by 40, so it's still in her favor.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
--------
Good. Next time you can just give us the benefit of the doubt and leave her out of it.
Although I must give you some credit for having the guts to google that. *shiver*
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (39g3+)
Boobs only get complimented in pairs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (/o9Qk)
Yes, because the daylight hours are so genteel in these parts.
And if by "parts," you think I meant "pants," the judges will accept this answer.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
I fail to see a problem here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:31 PM (0deF2)
Then it was really really nice, then it was really really REALLY OH MY GOD REALLY NICE!!!!
Then it wasn't that nice anymore...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM
Sounds terrible and I'm here to for you. Please continue.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:31 PM (lmIoG)
Well, we can always deflect to what a big boob Christopher R Taylor was when we meet him......
Posted by: lindarose at April 28, 2017 10:32 PM (kufk0)
Yokohama was a nice city to live in back in the day. An industrial port for Tokyo, which was to the north.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2017 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (/o9Qk)
As opposed to the nice, squeaky-clean Southern Baptist Sunday School teachers that occupy the daytime threads.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU)
Yes, girls notice these things about other girls...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:22 PM (gcme+)
++++
That photo was shot in June 2012 for her interview with Vogue, published July 2012.
http://www.vogue.co.uk/gallery/yoko-ono-style-file
She was 79 at the time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (gcme+)
But, as all of my fellow "blessed" ladies know, they are more a pain (literally) than anything else.
Painful on the back/shoulders? Check.
Getting in the way? Check.
Running? Forget it.
Finding a bra that fits, is pretty and comfortable? HAHAHAHAHA!
Getting a man to look you in the eyes? If nipples=eyes....check.
Sleeping on your stomach? LOL
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
---
And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with one of your boobs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
Please, go on. You apparently have a lot to get off your chest. We want to help you with handling these things.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
...trick question, the last one is for yourself.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU)
How?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM
Half the lies you've heard aren't true.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
He pulled out his dick, right?
Posted by: Guy who pulls his dick out on Skype at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (R+30W)
--------
And photoshop had been around for quite a while.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
Yokohama? Inspired the Hoagy Carmichael tune:
I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
Painful on the back/shoulders? Check.
Getting in the way? Check.
Running? Forget it.
Finding a bra that fits, is pretty and comfortable? HAHAHAHAHA!
Getting a man to look you in the eyes? If nipples=eyes....check.
Sleeping on your stomach? LOL
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (/o9Qk)
========
My daughter is a 36gg. She has told me all about it. Planning on getting reduction surgery soon.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (1Z3v+)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:37 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (gcme+)
Or basically having your chest as a food catch-all?
Yeah.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:37 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM
Like ice cream? Cold ice cream? You'd better get that bra off to get it all.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:37 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
++++
Heh. Yes, it has.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
You just described why they're loads of fun.
Evening all.
Posted by: Country Boy - last night on graveyard woo hoo!!! at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Please, go on. You apparently have a lot to get off your chest. We want to help you with handling these things.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
I agree. If we can get abreast of this situation, I think we can lick any problems.
Posted by: Bob at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (voOPb)
----------
I'm going to guess you mean the one about disgusting both Mike Hammer and me.
Not a philosophy of which I approve, by the way.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (sBOL1)
Mean.
Why must you try to harsh my buzz dude?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)
Mean? Moi?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: @DangerGir
-------
*rings faint bell*
*drums fingers*
Ah!
Oh Linda you made me grieve
I feel like I could die
Look out baby the moon is falling
Down from your sky
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m98uzau
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 28, 2017 10:36 PM (1Z3v+)
Umm...wow.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
And one more bit of Maoist revolutionary art - 'The East is Red' - also
one of the Eight Model Works. Weird stuff, I grant you, but compelling -
RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT
[Duke ducking down in his seat]
"Wha!?"
Honey Chen looking over
"That is the overture"
Duke getting back up
"Automatic weapons fire is the overture?"
Honey Chen
"In many ways, art imitates life"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (T+ln4)
204 Chiefs snag a running back.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU)
How?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (v5iqM)
--They drafted Toledo's all-time leading rusher. Charles is gone, and West and Ware have been inconsistent, so I knew they'd pick a RB at some point.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (GsAUU)
Wrong.
On how I seek high & low for ONT content
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:38 PM (gcme+)
We speak from experience.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (3Vlkn)
It's a Mad world....
And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)
shorter than I would have liked. But he messaged me afterward to see if I
was okay and how I felt, which was super sweet.
I told him I had a nice time and he did too. He said he felt really happy. Oh mylanta.
Okay, settle, settle.
I don't have people to talk to about this, so I just needed to get it off my chest.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:29 PM (smD62)
I've never Skyped - do bad things happen? Why did he ask you if you were OK?
Now I'm - nevermind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
--------
Ah. Well, you've got the low covered with Yoko, anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (sBOL1)
TIME OUT!!!!
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
That joke never gets old!
Posted by: Kirk Ferentz at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (2DT4P)
All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skull, may you continue to bless us with your fashion magic.
DangerGirl, glad to see your hard work is recognized. May you survive any upcoming train wreck in your company.
* Bows low, doffs hat*. *air kisses hand*
Your Grace, may you have that happiness you seek, and soon. Prayers for you, Duchess Miley
"To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yoko Ono at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (vRcUp)
We don't want to keep em. Just have them around for aesthetics and fun. Its like having a boat: I don't want to own a boat, but I wish I knew someone else who did. You know to take out and have fun with whenever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)
--------
Terry Thomas was the shizzle in that movie.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (sBOL1)
(Yeah, I know.. Hot Air is still open!)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:39 PM (GsAUU)
Ah, well. The joke would've worked better if I would've omitted the question mark.
Chiefs. ---> "How".
*dropped drumstick on the rimshot*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (NT3RT)
bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if
your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is
not your friend....just saying...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
Plus they're the closest thing to the fire when you're burning leaves. Ow! Mine were red for a week afterwards.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (tHwdc)
*suspiciously* ...
you mean it's not because you're happy to see us?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (DMUuz)
TIME OUT!!!!
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
That joke never gets old!
Posted by: Kirk Ferentz at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (2DT4P)
+1
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)
soon, the wheels are going to come the fuck off. Fast.<<<
Forget about your employer. Protect you own health and welfare first and foremost. Unless you own a stake in the operation, they're just a theatre of pain.
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2017 10:12 PM (jm1YL)
Hey Tuna-- you coming to the central Ohio MoMe next Friday?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
Long day at work w/ some great volunteers. Good folks who help clean up the museum that was closed for the winter.
Most are over 80 and it's amazing at their contributions in time and labor. Where will we be when they are gone?
I'm off to a nap, be well.
Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (o/90i)
Chiefs. ---> "How".
*dropped drumstick on the rimshot*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (v5iqM)
--No matter, still LMAO even after you had to explain it. :;lol:
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (GsAUU)
bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if
your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is
not your friend....just saying...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
---
And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your
croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with
one of your boobs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT)
Or when you drunk-laugh in the middle of cutting your wedding cake and they end up IN the cake...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
What's not to love about all that?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (f7W3D)
and welfare first and foremost. Unless you own a stake in the operation,
they're just a theatre of pain.
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (TNQMS)
'Tis the reason I took off today with pay. I'm salary, so don't get paid for the 10 hours I've worked overtime this week. Boss gave me approval to take today off, so at least I get a little bit of it back.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (KGHbZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 10:40 PM (3Vlkn)
--If I had NBCSN you'd be inundated with hockey commentary.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (GsAUU)
He loved it.
It was a good show. No elephants (fuck you PETA), and it had a weird outer space theme, but all of the other circus-y elements were present. Added bonus, they performed on ice, so we got to see things like stilt skaters which was neat.
Bottom line, I'm glad we went, and I'm doubly glad that Little got to experience a slice of Americana that's going the way of the dinosaur in this digital age. If you're in or near Baltimore, Charleston Wv, Uniondale NY, Hartford Ct or Providence RI, I recommend that you get out and see the Greatest Show on Earth. It'll be gone next month.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (iJGd7)
And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)
Almost, but not quite.
If they'd wear some good bacon for pasties, now you've got universal lust and grabby eagerness.
Bonus. It'd render them haram to the muzzies!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (v5iqM)
(Yeah, I know.. Hot Air is still open!)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM (kP16F)
++++
Really? When I refresh, it stays at exactly where I am on the page. If I have your comment 243 on the screen, that will be where the page is when I refresh.
Now, posting a new comment is different. After I hit post, I will be at the top of the page, looking at that silly dog.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:35 PM (gcme+)
Or hot expended brass. Ow!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)
croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with
one of your boobs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT)
I'm in love.
Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:42 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ALLUDING TO MOTORBOATING!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
So, you are saying we're in grave peril?
Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)
Oh yes, been there, have the scars to prove it.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Shia LaBeatles at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (f7W3D)
And we shall face the peril.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
That joke never gets old!
Posted by: Kirk Ferentz at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (2DT4P)
+1
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at April 28, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)<<<
Fuck all y'all imitators.
Posted by: Chris Webber at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (6Hrsu)
http://tinyurl.com/lj7okgk
Looks like we have some more college latrines to be cleaned.
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM
I volunteer to go over the top. You guys get out of here. I can handle them.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (lmIoG)
So it's been one week that I've almost completely unplugged from consuming online "news." I spend about 3 minutes per day now scrolling quickly through the U.S. and World headlines and then stopping compared to 1-3 hours per day (or more) that I used to do. Why waste all that time when it's 2/3 fake and/or pure propaganda? I knew it was time to pull back when trying to check the news during breaks at work would make me flip off my phone, swear at it, and throw it down as my blood boiled. Headlines like:
The Vindication Of Rachel Maddow
As an autist perfectionist, preparing my nightly "100% Unbiased Headlines" would take me 30-45 minutes minimum, trying to whittle down the plethora of garbage down to only the 5 worst examples. It went from labor of love to chore to "what's the point?"
The limited contact I have with headlines is still mildly infuriating, but I try to just shake my head and move on with my day. The tomahawks are out, will never be put away, and they need fresh scalps every single day to satisfy their bloodlust.
It's so absurd at this point that it's just really not worth your time IMHO. As an example, the drumbeat today seems to be that tax cuts will only help the wealthy, especially everyone on his cabinet, and implying that the whole reason Trump became president was to help himself and his bottom line.
They jumped the shark back in February, but now it seems to be "Reefer Madness" (replace 'reefer' with 'Trump') - beyond farcical...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 10:48 PM (Nwg0u)
-----------
He was great.
"I'm coming for you, Mama!"
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (f7W3D)
Hey, garrett. Somebody here in Central Alberta has for sale a "collection of older Dreadknot guitars 60's-00 Good Cond."
Do you want the phone number?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Brad Garrett at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (f7W3D)
It's a Mad world....
And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)
++++
Well, if it's a problem, I guess you can always go back to where you came from.
Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (R+30W)
No nothing bad happens on it. I mean, I assume it COULD, but not generally no.
Honestly I don't know why he asked that...I think he was just checking to make sure I had a nice time as well as see if mentally I wasn't overwhelmed.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (smD62)
It was good until yoko.....ugh!
Agreed! Ain't she dead, yet?
"Every life has a death, and every light a shadow. Be content to stand in the light, and let the shadow fall where it will." - The Hollow Hills, by Mary Stewart
Posted by: Locke Common at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (VVvw0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (GgzGa)
bounce around when you do any form of cardio, need extra support, and if
your nips that are super sensitive to cold, well air conditioning is
not your friend....just saying...
Posted by: IC at April 28, 2017 10:30 PM (gcme+)
---
And like when you're moving pieces around on the war map with your
croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with
one of your boobs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls at April 28, 2017 10:34 PM (NT3RT)
Or when you drunk-laugh in the middle of cutting your wedding cake and they end up IN the cake...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
Not. Seeing. The. Problem.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 28, 2017 10:46 PM (iJGd7)
--That's great! I saw it decades ago; would love to see again.
So sad that such an institution is This Way to the Great Egress.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (GsAUU)
Your Grace, may you have that happiness you seek, and soon. Prayers for you, Duchess Miley
"To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2017 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks, Salty! Enjoy the rub ;-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
Wich Garrett is the Cowboys Coach?
Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport...
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D)
Sounds like boobs are a lot like grandchildren -- fun to play with for a while but you wouldn't want to keep them all time.
Posted by: Jan Brady at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (7EObP)
Hah, not The Citadel.
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (zZb/S)
Wedding cake.
They were gonna get frosted sooner or later.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (f7W3D)
...and some spanking.
Posted by: Sir Galahad at April 28, 2017 10:49 PM (f7W3D)
I have a t-shirt that advertises Castle Anthrax.
It states "Bathing and Spanking"
My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:53 PM (f7W3D)
-
Steiner will cum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)
It states "Bathing and Spanking"
My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (/o9Qk)
Those uncultured heathens!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
croupier stick and you bend over and wipe out an entire division with
one of your boobs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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How was I to know, she was with the Russians too...
Posted by: Warren Zevon at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: All Hail Eris in her Black Hugo Boss Uniform with Wee Little Skulls
Something fishy about that. I'd think that cats operate mainly by scent, and wouldn't even notice your face. Maybe he arranged for something out of the camera shot to spook the cats at the same time as he turned his head.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (vRcUp)
am on the page. If I have your comment 243 on the screen, that will be
where the page is when I refresh.
Now, posting a new comment is different. After I hit post, I will be at the top of the page, looking at that silly dog.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 10:47 PM (R+30W)
True... I stand corrected!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx)
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Yeah thanks, I saw. Damn Yankees.
Well, at least they justified that enormous payroll tonight.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2017 10:50 PM (GgzGa)
--I'm not sure if many people actually *watch* the draft. It's pretty much background for me unless my team is selecting or something crazy or notable happens.
Like Pittsburgh drafting JuJu Smith-Schuster.
And except for good re-heated parlor pizza, Red Baron singles are the best-tasting microwaved pizza I've ever had.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (/o9Qk)
Wich Garrett is the Cowboys Coach?
Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport...
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D)<<<
**clapping to get garrett's attention**
It's ok, it's ok. I am pretty forgettable. I mean, I haven't done jack shit in my entire life (except as a 3rd string QB beat Brett Farve and the Pack on Turkey Day) but somehow guaranteed a permanent spot on the sidelines as HC for the 'Boys.
**clapping, clapping, forever clapping like two giant boobies on an 'Ette as she jogs**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot ginger clapping seal coach od the Cowboys at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D)
Well, if the guy has a screaming deal on a guitar you want, I could snag it for you, and bring it south next time I come down your way. Unless we are talking $5000 guitars or something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 10:56 PM (0deF2)
Wich Garrett is the Cowboys Coach?
Thanks Alberta, but I don't even have a passport...
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:51 PM (f7W3D)
--Jason Garrett, but Clapping Ivy League Ginger is just as good.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM (GsAUU)
It states "Bathing and Spanking"
My cow-orkers haven't gotten it yet.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (/o9Qk)
And THEN...
Is that on the back?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Seriously. I trust no one who hasn't seen Holy Grail.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM (/o9Qk)
Well dang it, I missed another great movie thread. Glad movies are apparently at least on everyone's mind however, as I have two movie questions for the Horde:
(a), I've been thinking about watching The Deer Hunter again lately; it's been at least a decade since I last watched it and I could stand to fill in some details in my mind about it.
Anyway, I wanted to ask: has anyone ever *tried* to piece together a shorter version of Deer Hunter, given its legendary length and/or extensive backstory?
My second question is spookier, because I was thinking about Kubrick's first big splash on his own, "Lolita," and the doomed remake that was attempted.
But here it is: what if... gasp... John Hughes had done a remake of Lolita? Think it would have been at all palatable? Maybe even... good?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM (f7W3D)
Churned cream has been recommended...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (qazQh)
And THEN...
Is that on the back?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
It SHOULD be.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (/o9Qk)
Prayer for your Mom, AND happy birthday to Dad!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
After carnage like that, they'll be relieved to get back to Baltimore.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: logprof a
OOOOH, no amigo.
Mah state school collidge roommate watched all 8 fucking hours of the draft every.fucking.year. They exist.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (GgzGa)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)
In the meanwhile, it is time for bed. G'nite, my computer friends. Take care of yourselves.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc)
The whipped cream from spray cans would be fun to apply, and remove. And apply, and remove, and apply and remove...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 10:55 PM (sBOL1)
$700,000 more than the Red Sox, and they have a much better record.
It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
- Animal
- Vegetable
- Mineral
- Yoko (unclassifiable)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:02 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:02 PM (0deF2)
But here it is: what if... gasp... John Hughes had done a remake of Lolita? Think it would have been at all palatable? Maybe even... good?
Posted by: qdpsteve
You want a good remake of Lolita? There's one name that springs to mind. *ahem* *cough*
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (vRcUp)
Prayer for your Mom, AND happy birthday to Dad!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc)
Thank you my dear!
Our camp is named after it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)
I KNEW we were related in some way. <3
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 10:58 PM (qazQh)
--No worries. Tomorrow I will try to make it about hockey.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 10:52 PM
But at least they're out standing in their field, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 11:04 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 28, 2017 11:04 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (0deF2)
You can also huff the nitrous for that extra kick.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Herb Alpert at April 28, 2017 11:04 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: Dog experts at April 28, 2017 11:04 PM (uz/Pv)
The European Union is signalling that they will push for the break-up the UK in retaliation for Brexit:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM
Maybe they could "recognize" California.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Gosh--I haven't talked about my girls in a long time. For my age, they are still unwrinkled and don't sag much. Don't get the catcalls I used to, of course!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
one of your boobs?
----
Truly WMDs
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:05 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2017 11:05 PM (LTHVh)
one of your boobs?
----
Truly WMDs
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:05 PM (vChNs)
Weapons of Mammary Distraction
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dog experts
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Low bar.
Posted by: Anon at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (pIW4p)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (vBeA5)
--I'm sure England is thinking "Don't throw us into that br'er patch!"
Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
I just learned this : Turn down the Thermostat.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (f7W3D)
It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
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I'll bet they can get a lot of steroids for $700k.
I won't even dignify that chowder comment except to note that you are a Philistine, and most probably also a Cretin.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (sBOL1)
True. Awfully bad for me, unfortunately.
Once ordered an entire bowl of it at Red Lobster. They brought out a big bowl that had, I would guess, about a Dixie cup's worth of bisque in it. Was a little annoyed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (DMUuz)
This image immediately came to mind
http://tinyurl.com/lgtts7t
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Nuts to that I say, I am going to go down fighting the soft, pillowy juggernaut.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 11:07 PM (VoTpW)
---
Had an Uber passenger who needed to get to city today at 5:30. Coming in from the West, had to drive past it all. Glad to get out alive before the (other) drunken horde arrived.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:07 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2017 11:07 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (VoTpW)
Posted by: Dog experts
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Low bar.
Posted by: Anon at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (pIW4p)
Both of you shut your whore mouths
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (voOPb)
OOOOH, no amigo.
Mah state school collidge roommate watched all 8 fucking hours of the draft every.fucking.year. They exist.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2017 11:00 PM (GgzGa)
--Heh. Every sport has its junkies. I still recall when I was in college seeing a newspaper article with a lede to the effect of "Don't bother wtahcing the draft, unless you have no life at all." When we saw that, my friend and I immediately said in unison, "Well, that's us!"
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (GsAUU)
Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM
Puerto Rico has been in the news lately. About to go belly up. 50% of the population on Medicaid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
I admit it kind of appeals to me, but I assume that having to sometimes driving mindbendingly drunk millenials around, and having them throw up all over your back seat, is an occupational hazard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:09 PM (qazQh)
No name calling or you will get a time out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:02 PM (0deF2)<<<
Say "chowdah"!!!
Posted by: Freddy Quimby at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I say that we auction it off to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (ZO497)
Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM
Puerto Rico has been in the news lately. About to go belly up. 50% of the population on Medicaid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
They're broke as shit, plus high poverty, high crime, high unemployment, low workforce participation, and a shrinking population.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (sBOL1)
Absolutely!
There is a surprising amount of NY Yankees themed art. Some of it quite good. Lots of velvet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (GsAUU)
----
We proved back in the 40s that the Nips can be whipped!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Oh really?
Posted by: Elvis at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (VoTpW)
You can't watch a draft because it's made of air, and air is invisible.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (vRcUp)
Ugly mutt in the last one. Which is an insult to mutts, so apologies.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:12 PM (+QhzW)
Anyway, I wanted to ask: has anyone ever *tried* to piece together a shorter version of Deer Hunter, given its legendary length and/or extensive backstory?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 10:57 PM
Prepare to be bored. A shorter version wouldn't hurt it any, but I don't think there's much that can be done. The whole Deniro, Savage and Walken bit is the good part, but too short already.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 11:12 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
-
A silly/funny line in a silly/funny movie I watched tonight, Mysterious Island. The Rock attempted to scare off a giant, dinosaur-sized lizard with a flare but the lizard just eats it. So the Rock says, "Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie," and punches the lizard on the snout.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 28, 2017 11:13 PM (Nwg0u)
They're broke as shit, plus high poverty, high crime, high unemployment, low workforce participation, and a shrinking population.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
--Unfortunately, the population is shrinking because they're coming to the mainland to suck Uncle Sugar's tits.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM (GsAUU)
---
My work commute is almost 30 miles, so I leave an hour early and pick up 2-3 rides in the morning. Same on the way home. Have only done a few Saturday nights (which I should due more as I'm driving a minivan.
Making >$1000/month (before expenses) and get some fun stories out of it. Dude left his wallet in my car tonight. He was the happy camper when I drove it back to him.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM (C06tc)
There is a surprising amount of NY Yankees themed art. Some of it quite good. Lots of velvet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:10 PM (rF0hx)
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I'm not surprised at all. I'm sure you have an impressive collection of Yankees velvet art. Must go nicely with the dogs playing poker and the big-eyed children.
And the clown pictures.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:15 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:15 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Hm. One has salt pork, bacon, onions, lots of clams, and/or scallops, and/or lobster, and a heavy cream base.
The other has tomatoes.
Posted by: Chowda experts at April 28, 2017 11:15 PM (uz/Pv)
Anyway, even then there was talk about The Deer Hunter and how long and violent it was. He mentioned that at CBS at one point, sometime around 1981, the suits said "get us an edited, broadcastable version of Deer Hunter for us to air on the network. We don't care what it takes."
He said that the version CBS's standards and content editors returned was... 20 minutes long. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:16 PM (qazQh)
Damn. Richard Dreyfus actually making sense on late Tucker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:14 PM
Watched it earlier. He surprised me. I expected screeching leftism.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2017 11:16 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 11:17 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2017 11:11 PM (vRcUp)
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Have a hit of my choom! then you'll know which way the wind blows
Posted by: Barry. at April 28, 2017 11:17 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Freedom4US at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (WOjjq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (4HbHy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:16 PM
LOL. I don't reckon it's particularly violent, but yeah, it would make a great 30 minute flick.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (4HbHy)
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Amen, amen I say to thee.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:19 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)<<<
Fine. Fine. We'll move the car.
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at April 28, 2017 11:19 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:20 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2017 11:20 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
Well, its been reported that it annoys the cows.
http://tinyurl.com/mkcb5n2
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (v5iqM)
Fiiine. I shall be over in my corner pouting (grumble, grumble, grumble).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jan Brady at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Usntakim at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (zZWkn)
oh what the carp!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (qazQh)
It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
YES!!!
x1000!!!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (kP16F)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (vBeA5)
--I'm sure England is thinking "Don't throw us into that br'er patch!"
Scotland is like Quebec. They sponge off the rest of the country, then are always threatening to walk out, then the Anglos throw money at them because it would be sooooo horrible to let them go.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
++++
Scotland isn't the big news. Northern Ireland is the point.
The inclusion of the text is a victory for the Irish government, which had pressed for the inclusion of a "GDR clause", a reference to the integration of the former east German state into the European Community after the fall of the Berlin wall. The declaration is bound to raise fears that Brexit could trigger the unravelling of the UK, although there is no majority in Northern Ireland for unification.
England will go to war before they permit Northern Ireland to be separated from Great Britain, at least as long as a significant portion of NI wants to remain British.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W)
Deer Hunter. I didn't mind the length because none of it was surperfluous to me.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: josephistan at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)
Fine. Fine. We'll move the car.
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at April 28, 2017 11:19 PM (6Hrsu)
--The episode of Married With Children when Bud refers to Kelly as She Whose Head Has Never Been Seen In a Car is a classic.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (GsAUU)
I propose that any COB who posts pictures of Yoko, should immediately be sent to the Barrel!
Posted by: Don Q., at April 28, 2017 11:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
Didn't they get a massive bailout about 5 years ago?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 11:23 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 11:23 PM (T+ln4)
I kind of do, but I have family members for whom I have to be careful what movies I show them, because they believe there is no earthly reason for *any* movie, no matter the story or scope, to ever run beyond 90 minutes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:24 PM (qazQh)
WORD of God
LEV 11:9-12
These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Posted by: YHWH at April 28, 2017 11:24 PM (vChNs)
It's because Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
YES!!!
x1000!!!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (oQQwD)
If I wanted a tomato based clam liquid I'd just drink a glass of Clamato.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:18 PM (4HbHy)
I wasn't able to get my usual ho-jos and clam chowder at Ivers or whatever on the waterfront in Seattle, but I was in Seattle so I "assumed" when I ordered clam chowder the restaurant knew what the fuck they were doing. Yup - Manhattan style chowder. I'm still pissed and it was 20 years ago. Attention to detail people! I bet they went out of business, so there's that.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:25 PM (WOjjq)
I could have gone my whole life without ever seeing Yoko in a bathing suit...Make it stop!!!
Posted by: jrg at April 28, 2017 11:25 PM (PIPMd)
Well, its been reported that it annoys the cows.
http://tinyurl.com/mkcb5n2
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
well then do not rub it on their udders.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
This evening, I had to have a 45 minute conversation [related to my other job] with my hated former boss, who is a passive aggressive compulsive liar. I did not enjoy it, and I certainly did not enjoy the fact that he's pretending nothing bad ever happened between us and we're actually close friends.
Afterwards, I had to put on my youtube music for anger management.
On the positive side, it is done, I probably won't have to talk to him for the rest of the year. As a bonus, I'm currently working on an article about their arch enemy and I'm going to make them look like the best thing since sliced white bread. Becuase I can. I also know as a fact that their other arch enemy [they're like Sheldon Cooper; they have a list] has just bought a bunch of full page ads in our publication, and want us to do a feature on their firm. Yay Team Arch Enemy!
/thank you for the opportunity to bitch.
Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 11:26 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 28, 2017 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W)
--Northern Ireland is also a drain on the UK's treasury, but its symbolic importance is impossible to ignore. Its soccer team also played out of its mind in the Euro 2016.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (GsAUU)
---
The wallet was discovered by daughter's classmate when I was driving them to the carnival (for free). Dude tipped me $5 for the return and I gave it to the kid.
I returned it to be a decent person. golden rule and all. Hell, I probably earn triple what he makes anyway.
Posted by: YHWH at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (vChNs)
I would so, so love to have some excuse to write something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at my last job.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (WOjjq)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
do you have to make a comparison? kind of like blondes or brunettes?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)
And see the thing is since CBD is a food connoisseur, he probably also knows that NE clam chowder is the One True Chowder but he can't bring himself to admit it publicly.
It's okay, CBD. We know.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (sBOL1)
I've had a person complain about a length of a movie before. What made my head hurt is the same person has binged watched a few HBO / Showtime series.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM
Oh, man .... bluebell will not be amused.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (DMUuz)
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pron too?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:29 PM (vChNs)
Lev 11:13, Revised AoSHQ Version
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:29 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:29 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 11:26 PM (8zWAk)
We're all in this together, and keep your stick on the ice!
Posted by: pookysgirl watched too much Red Green at April 28, 2017 11:29 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:29 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
you mean a single 90 minute porn movie? that is more like a date.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (DMUuz)
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He meant a real Yankee, not those fake overpaid things that run around in pinstripes.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: jrg at April 28, 2017 11:25 PM (PIPMd)
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jrg hereby requests to see Yoko out of the bathing suit. And may God have mercy on your soul. For the Horde will not.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:30 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2017 11:28 PM (DMUuz)
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He meant a real Yankee, not those fake overpaid things that run around in pinstripes.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2017 11:30 PM (sBOL1)
Corporate executives?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 11:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Freddy Quimby at April 28, 2017 11:32 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
Afterwards, I had to put on my youtube music for anger management.
Try this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:32 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM
No judging from me! It's a fine film and I understand the appeal. But, IMHO it blows it's load in Vietnam, which is way too short, and the rest of the flick suffers by comparison... it just seems like so much angsting and brow furrowing. I get the whole relationships thing, but it seems so soapy wrapped around the climax of VN... and there's so much it comes across as padding. I guess it just doesn't speak to me.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2017 11:32 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:33 PM (WOjjq)
Next you will be saying, Here, hold my beer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:34 PM (TwwWO)
---
no Yankee my wankee
Posted by: The Donger at April 28, 2017 11:34 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 11:34 PM (C06tc)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Usntakim at April 28, 2017 11:35 PM (zZWkn)
Fiiine. I shall be over in my corner pouting (grumble, grumble, grumble).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (hVdx9)
Being as I know zilch about the original movie, or the book, I have no database to base any comments upon.
Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:35 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
golfball
garden hose
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:35 PM (GsAUU)
btw, a lot of the comments on the Summer Breeze vid I linked above are pretty good, if you're bored.
Very nostalgic.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:35 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:36 PM (IDPbH)
---
could be you're more into nephews...
Posted by: The Donger at April 28, 2017 11:36 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
YES!!!
x1000!!!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (oQQwD)
I like 'em both.
Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:37 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:37 PM (TwwWO)
Yoko claimed it was because John demanded it and did not want her out of his sight. Said she was only there because he insusted she be there.
Based off what I have read about him it does fit his personality type.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (qazQh)
I denounce myself.
---
don't feel bad. Just keep working on it son. Someday that'll be your first thought.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:39 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:39 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Usntakim at April 28, 2017 11:39 PM (zZWkn)
See also: King Edward VII and Wallis Warfield Simpson.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:39 PM (FOnk+)
Blast from the past.
And apparently a conservative.
Posted by: logprof
-----------
Not just a pretty face after all. Brutally honest, not PC. I kept waiting for him to exclaim, 'Eets all boolsheet!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:39 PM (ZO497)
I denounce myself.
---
don't feel bad. Just keep working on it son. Someday that'll be your first thought.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
****
You're killin' me Smalls.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:40 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: YHWH at April 28, 2017 11:24 PM (vChNs)
Manhattan chowder is made from tree clams.
Posted by: yoda at April 28, 2017 11:40 PM (0deF2)
No, it is not a chowder, but rather some variant of a Portugese fish stew made with kitchen scraps.
Posted by: Chowda experts at April 28, 2017 11:40 PM (uz/Pv)
http://tinyurl.com/mkcb5n2
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2017 11:21 PM (v5iqM)
Oh Jim - you're a BAD MAN!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:40 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:40 PM (7EObP)
I would so, so love to have some excuse to write something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at my last job.
--
Glassdoor.com
Write a review.
As for my situation, they haven't figured out that I control my projects and who I talk to. So I pretty much ignore the former employer. This was something that was quick and dirty; right now, their competitors are getting the royal treatment from me.
Also.. I may not have to talk to them again this year. So... yay, it's over!
Posted by: shibumi at April 28, 2017 11:40 PM (8zWAk)
(a), Ambrosia weren't marketed that way;
(b), they were all adults;
and (c), their format of music, when they started out at least, was progressive rock, rather than "soft rock." Alan Parsons actually produced Ambrosia's first album.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:41 PM (qazQh)
I definitely understand . I guess why it flowed altogether for me is I watched it solely as a movie about DeNiro's titled character and his angst.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:41 PM (IDPbH)
When Ambrosia breaks into chorus, they kinda sound like the Doobie Bros.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:42 PM (7EObP)
It's so clear!
I want two
Pron would be awesome on this
(I disgust myself)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
------------
And then, a few years later, it will be, "Wow, I'll bet Wheel of Fortune would look great on that screen!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:42 PM (ZO497)
Yoko claimed it was because John demanded it and did not want her out of his sight. Said she was only there because he insusted she be there.
Based off what I have read about him it does fit his personality type.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
--I smiled when I watched Back Beat back in the day. The John character kept saying "Art is dick!" and Lennon ended up marrying an archetypal pretentious "artist."
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:43 PM (ZO497)
----
sorry. ya just confused me with "I've turned down nieces who were twice as lovely as she ever was in her prime,"
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:43 PM (vChNs)
And some of their music was inspired by Kurt Vonnegut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia_(album)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:43 PM (qazQh)
I know it happens but it still pisses me off . The two Rangers killed in Afghanistan recently in a battle with an ISIS group likely killed by friendly fire.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:36 PM
The report I heard also mentioned it might have been "friendly" Afghan troops working with Americans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2017 11:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 28, 2017 11:44 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:44 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:44 PM (IDPbH)
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Vanilla Fudge
- Wild Cherry
...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:38 PM (qazQh)
Three Dog Night, for me.
Posted by: Barry O at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2017 11:46 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2017 11:46 PM (61c4R)
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I keep thinking...the screens are getting clearer almost as fast as my eyes are getting worse.
Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 28, 2017 11:46 PM (vChNs)
as lovely as she ever was in her prime, so, clearly, either I'm more
shallow than Lennon, or else she proves there's someone for everyone.
---
could be you're more into nephews...
Posted by: The Donger
****
Ummm no. This isn't DUNG and he's not a KOSlim.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 11:47 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:47 PM (qazQh)
Black Eyed Peas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:47 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2017 11:47 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (7EObP)
--"Reminiscing" is a great song. It reminds me of car rides when my parents were still married (to each other).
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:45 PM (TwwWO)
Okay I thought you meant to type 'pieces' . Heh.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:48 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:48 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: jbspry at April 28, 2017 11:48 PM (E1aoU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:48 PM (IDPbH)
interesting you compare Ambrosia to the Doobs, because at Wikipedia it's mentioned that they've worked with Michael McDonald. ;-)
Really?!?
I'm not surprised because the lead singer in the song I just listened to reminded me of Michael McDonald and then the chorus thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdfYninTutY
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (7EObP)
The John character kept saying "Art is dick!" and Lennon ended up
marrying an archetypal pretentious "artist."
Posted by: logprof
****
Well he was also a pretentious a**hole, so no surprise.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (NDPxt)
Yeah, those songs bring back a lot of great memories for me. What I consider to be fantastic summer vacation music.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 28, 2017 11:49 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 28, 2017 11:50 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:50 PM (7EObP)
I love people doing the switcheroo on dumbass libtard undergrads.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (IDPbH)
You can see why I'm crazy about her, of course.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (TwwWO)
I watched her crash her tiny plastic Big Wheel twice today. On the sidewalk.
Not a whimper, not a tear. Just got back on and pedalled away like a Moronette on a mission - tough little girl.
I think we'll be friends...
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (eE9YR)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh)
These songs are lowering my testosterone, however.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (WOjjq)
---
My niece (wife's sister's daughter) moved in with us when she was in high school. Happily there was never an opportunity for any turning down as she is a lovely young lady.
There was one night she was fast asleep in the passenger seat next to me in a bikini....after a long day at the water park.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (vChNs)
Lonesome Loser!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (eE9YR)<<<
Why don't you have a seat...
Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh)
--Don't forget "Lady"
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (GsAUU)
492. Heh, indeed. My angel has already insisted on the presence of one
of my former nieces at the impending nuptials. She wants to rub this
girl's nose in her failure.
You can see why I'm crazy about her, of course.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:51 PM (TwwWO)
And one of her former suitors, IIRC!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Soothsayer
---------------
*shoves some George Thoroghgood into the USB port*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (ZO497)
yeah, Lady, too!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (7EObP)
Posted by: Gollum at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs)
recalled. Cynthia, who I think was totally tappable. Maybe there were
some issues, but he ditched her for the Sea Hag.
Posted by: Common Tater
****
He was also mentally and physically abusive to her. He was also the same way to Yoko.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:54 PM (hVdx9)
something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at
my last job.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (qazQh)
Forgiveness.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:54 PM (tHwdc)
https://youtu.be/UsAMgdDBANE
Mongolian folk-metal never fails.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:54 PM (TwwWO)
All that Conan soundtrack I've been listening to this week has raised my test way too much, anyway.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:54 PM (7EObP)
Black Eyed Peas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2017 11:47 PM (ZO497)
BLT
Robin Trower fans will know what I'm speaking of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (WOjjq)
--Julian's mom.
Funny how Julian just disappeared. When I first heard "Valotte" I thought it was John singing. His voice was great, but he needed better songwriting.
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 28, 2017 11:55 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 28, 2017 11:56 PM (7EObP)
I got a copy when it first came out because I liked the song Playing To Win, but wasn't keen on the rest of the record. Well since then, I've rediscovered it and there's actually some fun stuff on it.
Such as this song, "Relentless." Was never a hit and I don't think it was released as a single anywhere, but an enjoyable bit of mid-1980s hard rock fluff. ;-)
...and well dang, now I can't find it at YouTube. But if you ever get a chance to give it a listen, do so.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:56 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:57 PM (TwwWO)
heard "Valotte" I thought it was John singing. His voice was great, but
he needed better songwriting.
Posted by: logprof
****
I guess he did not suck enough corporate c....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2017 11:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2017 11:58 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2017 11:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Gollum at April 28, 2017 11:58 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (TwwWO)
512 Lennon had a wife at the time, it should be recalled. Cynthia, who I think was totally tappable. Maybe there were some issues, but he ditched her for the Sea Hag.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2017 11:52 PM (WOjjq)
Yeah, but Yoko did butt stuff.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: cm9000
****
Up there with Obama being impaled to death on horse penis...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: C Jenner at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (6Hrsu)
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they do until they get they're pecker cut off
Posted by: C Jenner
****
Ice Pirates?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
519. 'Suitor' in an expanded sense of the term, of course. But, yeah, this young lady dug me and dug my angel, as well.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 28, 2017 11:57 PM (TwwWO)
Hmmm...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:01 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 29, 2017 12:01 AM (7EObP)
Posted by: fugu aficionado at April 29, 2017 12:01 AM (6Hrsu)
... Bush
Posted by: Hillary! at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (6Hrsu)
LMAO
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:01 AM (GsAUU)
I don't think I could stomach Air Supply.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 29, 2017 12:01 AM (7EObP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ALF at April 29, 2017 12:02 AM (IqV8l)
Werner von Braun was infused with knowledge by aliens.
It's the only explanation.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:02 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:03 AM (IDPbH)
532
519. 'Suitor' in an expanded sense of the term, of course. But, yeah, this young lady dug me and dug my angel, as well.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
Go on...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:04 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Hope Solo at April 29, 2017 12:04 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (T+ln4)
https://youtu.be/h1UhoGJ2PwA
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 28, 2017 11:59 PM (quw2O)
Is it true that Asian cooters go sideways??
Posted by: Al at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (n3hky)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5lztke
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2017 11:01 PM
Do they want war? Cause that is how you get war.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (FTXAT)
something public that would "out" the people who hung me out to try at my last job.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:27 PM (qazQh)
Forgiveness.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 28, 2017 11:54 PM
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Forgiveness can be hard. I suppose I do forgive my former employers; there are people who are opportunists, and they will take advantage of the unwary. I was unwary and trusting. which was stupid.
I'm stiff angry at myself for being such an idiot.
It's days like this where I dream of another life, one where I sit in an office all day and work in a normal industry. I have minimal contact with people, do my job, have decent health insurance and once I leave the office, I forget all about it. Unfortunately I might be checked into Hotel California.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (6gk0M)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3o3v67
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (kP16F)
There were 20th Anniversary editions of the debut album by the Stone Roses, which came out my senior year and instantly reminds me of the summer after I graduated. Now I want to get it, since the cassette I once had is with the choir eternal.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (GgzGa)
Why don't you have a seat...
Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 28, 2017 11:53 PM (6Hrsu)..
I guess my "sense of humor" doesn't match up to this place anymore.
I'll step back out.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (eE9YR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (JZdsf)
Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
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Sugar Walls: Sheena Easton
(My sugar walls) ooh (my sugar walls)
Blood races to your private spots
Lets me know there's a fire
You can't fight passion when passion is hot
Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs)
A Compendium of Recipes of New England Chowder through the centuries (1700s to 1970s)
Posted by: Chowda experts at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (NDPxt)
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My wife is Filipina and some Spanish and it's kinda diagonal...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (vChNs)
Do they want war? Cause that is how you get war.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM
Is that like the "backlash" that I keep hearing about?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (IqV8l)
Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:03 AM (IDPbH)
--Really?
When I was a littl'un I thought it was about having a cookie or a cupcake after lunch. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (GsAUU)
Miley: I agree that forgiveness is the ideal, but it's just so, so hard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (NDPxt)
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Smuggling any mortadella? You don't have to answer, for security purposes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (JZdsf)
... Bush
Posted by: Hillary! at April 29, 2017 12:00 AM (6Hrsu)
LMAO
Posted by: logprof
****
(horks up hairball)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (hVdx9)
Miley: I agree that forgiveness is the ideal, but it's just so, so hard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh)
It is the ideal, but vengeance just feels so much better.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:10 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (GgzGa)
--There was a Tidewater band when I was in high school named Buttsteak.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:10 AM (GsAUU)
ZeroHedge seems to be going Never Trump, while JihadWatch is focusing on Pope Francis the Islamic Appeaser.
Sigh.
I'm even burned out on Ancient Aliens.
"Ever scientist ever? In contact with Aliens."
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:10 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:10 AM (qazQh)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself, I honestly do
I touch myself, I touch myself
I touch myself
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:10 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 12:10 AM (NDPxt)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 29, 2017 12:11 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 29, 2017 12:11 AM (7EObP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:11 AM (kP16F)
And it is totally dependent on who gets hired to be your boss. A nice place where you get to be adults paid to do the work quickly turns into having your day managed by the 3 minute increment, timed potty breaks, managers actively working to destroy teamwork and cohesion to avoid any challenge, and with everyone turned into informers and cutting each others' throats for a promotion.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 12:11 AM (T+ln4)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (vChNs)
Right to left..or left to right?I'm trying to calculate the Earth rotation/ northern southern hemisphere factor.
Posted by: Al at April 29, 2017 12:12 AM (n3hky)
When I was a littl'un I thought it was about having a cookie or a cupcake after lunch. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:08 AM (GsAUU)
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more like NY Clam Chowder
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:12 AM (vChNs)
I had a couple of their tapes. Very catchy.
"Skyscrapers" was a great song especially.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:12 AM (GsAUU)
If I could have won $30 million in the lottery, two days after my life was ruined in that last job, I would bet that not only could/would I have forgiven everyone, I would have forgotten all the shit by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:12 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:13 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (WmgTn)
No.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (/U083)
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This would depend on my orientation.
It's all relative. there is no privileged frame of reference.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (+9AX9)
I won't mention England Dan & John Ford Coley...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (7EObP)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3o3v67
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
****
Naw. That's the frat boys at work.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: logprof
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Atlanta. Band named Ben Dover & Tennessee Tucker
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (ZO497)
(My sugar walls) ooh (my sugar walls)
Blood races to your private spots
Lets me know there's a fire
You can't fight passion when passion is hot
Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs)
--Prince wrote that song. And "Strut." Interesting, how many female artists whose biggest hits were by him. Dude was a lady's man, but he also liked them a lot in non-sexual ways.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (GsAUU)
It's all relative. there is no privileged frame of reference.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:14 AM (vChNs)
Could I stop by sometime and see for myself? *nothing weird..just scientific observation*
Posted by: Al at April 29, 2017 12:16 AM (n3hky)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017
I would have a doctor take a look at that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:16 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh)
It's ideal because it's a gift you give yourself, Steve. It's not about whether the other person deserves it, or that you're noble. It's that unforgiveness is a poison that eats at your peace of mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (kP16F)
I forgot that one. It's the blown away lyric that puts it all together.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (IDPbH)
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This would depend on my orientation.
It's all relative. there is no privileged frame of reference.
Posted by: buzzsaw90
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Well...you DO weigh less if you are at one of the poles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (TwwWO)
honor and supports for all women in Iran as a point of solidarity.
Brattleboro cares about these women of color............. Do You ???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2017 12:07 AM (WmgTn)
I know you are a sock of satire but I gotta say... anyone who cares about these "women of color" would be urging them to de-burka themselves instead of mocking their oppression by joining them in their sacks of repression (so to speak).
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (FTXAT)
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:15 AM (kP16F)
Cum On My Face...Barry Manilow.
* one of his early "B" sides.*
Posted by: Al at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (n3hky)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM (IqV8l)
Big Ten Inch
Big Balls
The Stroke
Whole lotta love
Do I just expect women to be above that?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM (vChNs)
Big Ten Inch
Big Balls
The Stroke
Whole lotta love
Do I just expect women to be above that?
Posted by: buzzsaw90
****
I find women singing about their naughty bits much sexier because male.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:20 AM (hVdx9)
Good song but I always thought 'never gone this far before' was referring to her cheating.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:21 AM (IDPbH)
I'll step back out.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:05 AM (eE9YR)
Oh, come on back. Once the boob talk was over, the thread got wobbly.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:21 AM (tHwdc)
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I'll ask her tomorrow. Then when you attend my (closed casket) funeral Tuesday, you can ask her yourself.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:21 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:22 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:22 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 12:22 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:22 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017
I would have a doctor take a look at that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:16 AM (S2VsH)
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I think Al is a doctor
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:22 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:18 AM (TwwWO)
--I honestly wonder sometimes why 99% of women don't at least try to be lesbians given the way we act. How did my wifey ever think about going to bed with me after she knew I LMAO at the likes of Trailer Park Boys?
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (GsAUU)
Hitler!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
The latest push-back on this is that he had injections of animal-based hormones and androgens.
Still interesting book none the less: Blitzed, Ohler
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEA7fjqvvU
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (S2VsH)
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I'll have to try that line next time I'm
yes...that is surely going to work out well
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh)
Forgiveness takes time, at least for me. Early on, I work on just letting it go, moving on, not dwelling on whatever it is. Forgiveness comes later. (Or not.)
As I understand it, the point is we can't let ourselves become poisoned with resentment. Seething and boiling over bad stuff long enough warps our view of the world.
Posted by: troyriser at April 29, 2017 12:24 AM (nSXub)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
Two pistols in fact.
I wish you all the happiness you can handle. Sounds like you have won the lottery of life.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:24 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Robert Plant at April 29, 2017 12:25 AM (JZdsf)
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thank you qdpsteve.
and yes, the passive aggressive stuff I do with their competitors is really emotionally satisfying. however, i'm not really sure the former bosses actually read anything i write, but it makes me feel better.
however, I'm still really angry at myself for being such an effing rube.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:25 AM (8zWAk)
As I understand it, the point is we can't let ourselves become poisoned with resentment. Seething and boiling over bad stuff long enough warps our view of the world.
Posted by: troyriser
forgiveness is easier while you are tending to their wounds.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:25 AM (cPsPa)
* one of his early "B" sides.*
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one must admire the artistry of being able to sneak in a subtle reference like that. It's almost subliminal.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:25 AM (vChNs)
"And the old monk said, 'My son, I left her on the riverbank. Why have you carried her all this way?' "
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (V+03K)
at least try to be lesbians given the way we act. How did my wifey
ever think about going to bed with me after she knew I LMAO at the likes
of Trailer Park Boys?
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (GsAUU)
To put it crudely, we like the penis... plus most other women be bitches yo ('Ettes excluded of course) and who wants to live with that.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (WOjjq)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:20 AM (hVdx9)
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could you stop singing that MOM?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (eE9YR)
Hitler!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
The latest push-back on this is that he had injections of animal-based hormones and androgens.
Still interesting book none the less: Blitzed, Ohler
Posted by: weft cut-loop****
That's new. Last I had heard his eating of poultry/avian based meat meant he was not a vegetarian.
As for the injections I doubt he knew or cared what they contained. He was a vegetarian and he was one of them whether or not they liked it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (hVdx9)
at least try to be lesbians given the way we act. How did my wifey
ever think about going to bed with me after she knew I LMAO at the likes
of Trailer Park Boys?
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (GsAUU)
Men are wonderful - oh, maybe not at every moment, but they are the Other that females are drawn to.
Not interested in women at all. Not That Way, at least.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (tHwdc)
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I bet the English fuck on the wrong side of the road too
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (WOjjq)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:20 AM (hVdx9)
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could you stop singing that MOM?
Posted by: buzzsaw90
****
Thank God we don't have the same mom.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (TwwWO)
Men are wonderful - oh, maybe not at every moment, but they are the Other that females are drawn to.
Not interested in women at all. Not That Way, at least.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (tHwdc)
To put it uncrudely... This. :-)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (FTXAT)
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I got paid by the poke.
Posted by: Dr. Theodor Morel at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (JZdsf)
Having read exactly two comments - and all of the content - I'm wondering if I can threadjack (sounds violent, or creepy, depending) to the topic of what "mother's little helpers" did other WWII combatants use? I should have some idea, but really don't.
The Russkis were lucky to have bad field rations - I don't think they had the basis for anything other than you-know-what (alcohol), which was certainly in use. And, in the tradition of Jackson's boys in the Shenandoah, what they could steal from the fritzes.
The Japs? Hmmm. Alcohol, but discipline was pretty strict (um, an understatement), if you were a private. Only large action where I recall that booze was definitely in play with large numbers was the big banzai charge on Saipan.
How about US GIs? We had amphetamines for pilots and truck drivers, right? Did the dogfaces use them much?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:29 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:29 AM (TwwWO)
As I understand it, the point is we can't let ourselves become
poisoned with resentment. Seething and boiling over bad stuff long
enough warps our view of the world.
Posted by: troyriser at April 29, 2017 12:24 AM (nSXub)
It does take time, and no, you can't fake it. I find that prayer helps, and in time I can let go.
Even so, it doesn't mean that I've forgotten the transgression, or that I don't make a face if I mention it to someone else in passing. I just don't allow it to steal my peace of mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Those of us of a certain age, who were of college age in the 60's, in the S.E., knew Doug Clark well. I'll just drop this excerpt from Wiki:
Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts, also known as Doug Clark and his Hot Nuts, The Hot Nuts and, since the death of Doug Clark in 2002, Doug Clark's Hot Nuts, is a rhythm and blues, rock and novelty band that has played party and club dates for more than fifty years. Starting in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, they became famous on the college circuit in the southeastern United States in the early 1960s for their risqué song lyrics and jokes, and for allegedly performing in various states of undress. Their signature song was Hot Nuts. Other songs that they were known by included: My Ding-a-Ling, Big Jugs (based on Big Bad John), He's Got the Whole World by the Balls, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, The Bearded Clam (is a delicacy that won't be found in the deep blue sea), Gay Caballero and Two Old Maids. It has been said that the Hot Nuts were the inspiration for the Otis Day and the Knights group in the movie Animal House.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)
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And you can Lift Heavy Things. And know about cars. And machines.
And know exactly when it's appropriate to use things like a miter saw.
As a female, I can suggest medications when you're sick, but that's about all.
And "wear a jacket, it's cold out."
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (8zWAk)
If it weren't for women, men would he living in caves."
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (WOjjq)
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I find that less dirty as they use euphemism rather than being blatant.
And there's nothing inherently dirty about two people having sex.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs)
I got a copy when it first came out because I liked the song Playing To Win, but wasn't keen on the rest of the record. Well since then, I've rediscovered it and there's actually some fun stuff on it.
Such as this song, "Relentless." Was never a hit and I don't think it was released as a single anywhere, but an enjoyable bit of mid-1980s hard rock fluff. ;-)
...and well dang, now I can't find it at YouTube. But if you ever get a chance to give it a listen, do so.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:56 PM
That's the Farnham line up, yeah?
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2017 12:31 AM (lmIoG)
If only I could do it all, all over again...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:31 AM (qazQh)
And know exactly when it's appropriate to use things like a miter saw.
As a female, I can suggest medications when you're sick, but that's about all.
And "wear a jacket, it's cold out."
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (8zWAk)
Plus guys have tallness that is really handy a lot of times.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (FTXAT)
For those that were on that earlier thread.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (eE9YR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (qazQh)
If it weren't for women, men would he living in caves."
Posted by: Common Tater
regarding caves
scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present.
sure it was ancient.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (TwwWO)
may Krom, Tengri, and Kek keep thee, and thy flocks and herds, thy yurts
and concubines.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
Truly happy for you and your hard earned queen.
I'm supposed to have concubines? Crap. Knew I should have read the fine print!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:28 AM (FTXAT)
And I was about to second your Tribute to the Penis :-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 29, 2017 12:26 AM (eE9YR)
--Yes I do. WP came from Norfolk Catholic, where some of my dad's family went. Manakin Moon was a great album, but their second was a big letdown and they disappeared soon afterward.
I also saw Left Wing Fascists open for Guadalcanal Diary at the Boathouse in 1989.
(No, I'm not making that up.)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (GsAUU)
And conquering and looting whole continents, and genocide on a massive scale.
And Wagner operas. Forgot those.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:33 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEA7fjqvvU
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (S2VsH)
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I expect men to act like dogs. Guess I don't expect women to act like sluts....in public
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (vChNs)
And conquering and looting whole continents, and genocide on a massive scale.
And Wagner operas. Forgot those.
Posted by: rhomboid at April
was that his tinder profile?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
The Penis is really good:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (FTXAT)
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I'm on the tall side myself, so that one isn't necessarily a big thing for me.
But "fix things" is huge. Effing huge...
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (8zWAk)
Decide, and stick to that decision, come hell or high water.
The feeling, will follow. As will peace.
For the record. There are some few in the world of whom, I have decided not to forgive.
They're at risk anywhere within 600 yards of my twenty.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:35 AM (qazQh)
Do I understand them? No.
Do I adore them and appreciate them? Hell yes.
Do they frustrate the f*** out of me? Yes.
Di I support them being them? Hell yes.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:35 AM (hVdx9)
scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present.
sure it was ancient.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
What....?
Ooooooooh I get it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
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that can work for an event. not so well when the same issue keeps on repeating.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:35 AM (vChNs)
And there's nothing inherently dirty about two people having sex.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs)
You're doing it wrong
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (WOjjq)
Posted by: Billy Ward at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:19 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEA7fjqvvU
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 29, 2017 12:23 AM (S2VsH)
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I expect men to act like dogs. Guess I don't expect women to act like sluts....in public
Posted by: buzzsaw90
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With all that I have said...not all change is good.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (hVdx9)
scientists claim they have found "ancient dna" in caves, even there were not bones present.
sure it was ancient.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
--Aliens, right?
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (FTXAT)
From what I recall, it's pretty damn fine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (tHwdc)
Ooooooooh I get it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
someone had some splaining to do. what the hell is this this cave looks like a crime scene at a gay foam party? uh, it is ancient boss, been here for thousands of years.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (cPsPa)
Even so, it doesn't mean that I've forgotten the transgression, or that I don't make a face if I mention it to someone else in passing. I just don't allow it to steal my peace of mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
I don't think I'd know peace of mind if it hit me over the head. My mind has been roiling for as long as I can remember.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (TwwWO)
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"Women should be obscene, not heard." eh?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (WOjjq)
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And you can Lift Heavy Things. And know about cars. And machines.
And know exactly when it's appropriate to use things like a miter saw.
As a female, I can suggest medications when you're sick, but that's about all.
And "wear a jacket, it's cold out."
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:30 AM (8zWAk)
Perhaps you do, indeed, have these limitations, but I, OTOH, can make pie, and I do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
--Aliens, right?
Posted by: logprof
hiyo!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)
If only I could do it all, all over again...
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Well qdpsteve, I think you have one major advantage.
They are completely out of your life, and you never had to speak to them or think of them again.
I still have to deal with them. Thankfully not often, but they're still there. Sort of like the shingles virus.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (8zWAk)
Marvel still going all-out to pimp its SJ diversity bullshit, no doubt.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (GsAUU)
(and I use "muzhiki" instead of "rebyata" only because in watching the "Shtrafbat" series, it appears that was the usage, though in more recent times I don't think "muzhiki" would have been used)
So - I take it the marriage is on?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (v9gSJ)
sure it was ancient.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)<<<
Just don't turn a blacklight on in there.
Posted by: Star-Lord at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (6Hrsu)
60 minute man is still very racy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQuNY3XFI0
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 12:34 AM (7dpmG)
That is a good song
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (C06tc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 12:39 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:37 AM (0mRoj)
Figure out what is renting space in there, and evict. Evict with a vengeance. It isn't worth losing your shit over, even if it once was.
It's not easy, but it is worth it. Forgiveness does not mean you become a doormat--it just means that any misery or anger is left with the one who done it, so to speak. Forgive, but by God in Heaven, don't allow that to happen again.
See? Peace of mind.
And an armed society....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (qazQh)
don't quote me on that it ma not have translated correctly from the original austrian; google does not have an english-austrian feature.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa)
Lend Lease - the USA kept the frontovikii in bennies. And, yeah, muzhii was and is the word.... zdraza, brat' moyevo!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:41 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:41 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tool at April 29, 2017 12:41 AM (6Hrsu)
And an armed society....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (NXsWM)
Shooting helps, too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:41 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Star-Lord at April
when you turn on the blacklight there is an entirely different set of cave paintings, all nsfw.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:42 AM (cPsPa)
One of Hitler's major personal indulgences - and he didn't have many, considering his situation - was the annual Bayreuth Wagner festival. Think he spent a whole week at it every year.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:42 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 12:42 AM (IqV8l)
correctly from the original austrian; google does not have an
english-austrian feature.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa)<<<
I can speak a little Austrian.
Posted by: SCOAMF at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2017 12:36 AM (WOjjq)
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well it was last July...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)
And conquering and looting whole continents, and genocide on a massive scale.
And Wagner operas. Forgot those.
Posted by: rhomboid at April
was that his tinder profile?
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We need to have someone who interviews college students (Campus Reform?) create Tinder profiles for people like Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin, and see if the kids find them attractive.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)
It isn't just one thing, it's a multitude. And it goes way back.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Not the best part of the day, the end, that's for sure. The best part of the day is waking up. Even better is waking up multiple times after naps, both appropriate and inappropriate ones.
An appropriate nap is a nap where one makes a conscious decision 'to take a nap'. An inappropriate nap is one where you are watching tv and suddenly wake up an hour later. But at least you wake up.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blondi, German Shepard at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (0mRoj)
So get a bigger shovel.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (NXsWM)
I had a near miss with a kinh miss years ago. Her father was VC (but the sort that loved the US, hated the east bloc, and pushed his daughter to spend some time here). We had German in common. Interesting guy. Think she married a Croatian guy from the World Bank.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Not the best part of the day, the end, that's for sure. The best part of the day is waking up. Even better is waking up multiple times after naps, both appropriate and inappropriate ones.
An appropriate nap is a nap where one makes a conscious decision 'to take a nap'. An inappropriate nap is one where you are watching tv and suddenly wake up an hour later. But at least you wake up.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (p0yjj)
Waking up is a disappointment. But I do like naps.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:45 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:44 AM (GsAUU)
Alien rednecks luuuurved them some Nazca.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:46 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:46 AM (TwwWO)
[quaffs Sprite 'n' vodka]
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How exactly do you get that job?
What qualifications do you need?
I'm thinking "crockpot willing to appear on tv who can appear reasonable and use big words"
Sigh.
I'm burned out on Ancient Aliens. Used to love it. Now it's just the same thing, rehashed.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:47 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:47 AM (IcT7t)
For the record I also like the happy ending version of Brazil.
Posted by: Mordineus at April 28, 2017 09:02 PM (u4xKN
You lie.
Happy ending version of Brazil?
There is no such thing really. Right?
I love that movie but have never seen an alternate ending. Unless you just stop the movie before it comes back to him in the chair.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2017 12:47 AM (ZNqzz)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:47 AM (0mRoj)
The fact he had the cyanide poison tested on her before Eva used it was merely his practical side showing through.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Wait..."this time"? How many fingers are you missing?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof
****
Alien landing strip! Cereal yo!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM (hVdx9)
Every time I see the phrase "Ancient Aliens" I picture a Grey using a walker flanked by Reptilians in wheelchairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (GsAUU)
I don't miss any of them. I've got all the fingers I need.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
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They love them some Pumapunko as well.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (8zWAk)
**looks around, nervously. Confirms the Colonel is not here.**
Cnacubo. The Colonel used to ignore me, then he hated me, then he tolerated me, then he accepted me. Tengri forbid he hear me govorit po russki - he can tolerate a jewbilly Cossack, but never a Russian....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:52 AM (TwwWO)
I've read it's still going on, and that Nike Wagner-- yes, a great-great-granddaughter of bad ol' Richard-- is still involved with it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 12:53 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM
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hahaha. In my imagination, both groups are wheezing as well...and the walkers have tennis balls at the bottom of the legs.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 12:53 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Sheila Jacksoff Lee at April 29, 2017 12:53 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Blondi, German Shepard
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Blondi, try this kibble. Tell me if it tastes like cyanide to you.
Posted by: Hitler at April 29, 2017 12:53 AM (ZO497)
Have a pleasant ONT, and sweet dreams!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 12:54 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 12:54 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 12:55 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 12:56 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Morigu at April 29, 2017 12:56 AM (x6Ax6)
Posted by: Sheila Jacksoff Lee at April 29, 2017 12:53 AM
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They had to! The planet was starting to tip over!
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at April 29, 2017 12:57 AM (8zWAk)
Good night, Miss Miley. May you hit the bullseye with every round downrange.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:57 AM (IcT7t)
https://youtu.be/pXYWDtXbBB0
The singer gives an askance look to Scott Bradlee on the line "we love who we want".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2017 12:57 AM (VdICR)
**looks around, nervously. Confirms the Colonel is not here.**
Cnacubo. The Colonel used to ignore me, then he hated me, then he
tolerated me, then he accepted me. Tengri forbid he hear me govorit po
russki - he can tolerate a jewbilly Cossack, but never a Russian....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
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You have had many hurdles to overcome, but the right woman is worth all that.
My wife's brothers like me and her mom does too (father deceased). What you have been thru makes me appreciate how easy I've had it in the family regard.
If your persistence is not proof of your devotion I don't know what is.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 12:58 AM (hVdx9)
The only way this is going to work is if you use a sweet maui/visalia onion and carmelize the Haigch Eee Ell Ell out of it. Otherwise it just becomes a dirt-flavored exercise.
There isn't enough flavor in straight chili mix or otherwise to make an acceptable bowl of red.
Used chuck, and parsed it carefully to brown e'rry piece. Tecate, mix of toasted, soaked, chilis and chicken stock. Garlic a plenty, lightly cooked.
Chocolate powder, and filtered water.
It's still a harsh, bitter thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 01:01 AM (GgzGa)
His Fortress of Solitude is at the South Pole. (Don't try to tell me it's at the North Pole --that's where Santa lives.) Nazis built a base at the South Pole.
It all makes sense.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2017 01:03 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:03 AM (C06tc)
Driving down the road, ala Blade Runner, 1st theatrical version ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 29, 2017 01:03 AM (AoK0a)
I don't miss any of them. I've got all the fingers I need.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 01:03 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
Oh so you play bass then?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2017 01:05 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
Ee's lying!
He misses them. He can't call or write so ee glosses over the pain!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at April 29, 2017 01:06 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 01:06 AM (IcT7t)
The fact he had the cyanide poison tested on her before Eva used it was merely his practical side showing through.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2017 12:48 AM (v9gSJ)
That doesn't explain why he had all Blondi's puppies killed too.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 29, 2017 01:08 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2017 01:10 AM (GsAUU)
L says L violence = words but R words = violence
Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at April 29, 2017 01:10 AM (iTpVl)
Dude got off on wiping out bloodlines.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 01:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2017 11:22 PM (qazQh)
a/k/a The Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 01:12 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 01:12 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:13 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 01:15 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 01:15 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:13 AM (hVdx9)
--You know who else thought his own people were not good enough for him?
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 01:16 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:18 AM (C06tc)
They kinda sounded like Skinny Puppy from outer space.
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 01:18 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle
dude, your love letters are leaking on to the ont.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 01:19 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: A. Hitler at April 29, 2017 01:20 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: logprof
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Every democrat psycophant?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:21 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 01:23 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 01:23 AM (TwwWO)
* sidles up to the buffet *
* grabs a pint of Guinness *
* sits down at the lurkers' table *
Posted by: mindful webworker - once upon a thyme at April 29, 2017 01:25 AM (D4SfS)
Posted by: mindful webworker - twice upon a thyme at April 29, 2017 01:27 AM (D4SfS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 01:28 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 01:28 AM (7dpmG)
Good night and stay well, y'all!
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 01:30 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:30 AM (C06tc)
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I bet the English fuck on the wrong side of the road too
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs)
I snorted at that one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2017 01:32 AM (voOPb)
- Vanilla Fudge
- Wild Cherry
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Cream
Pearl Jam
Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 28, 2017 11:44 PM (vChNs)
Butthole Surfers.
Posted by: Little Stevie Croft at April 29, 2017 01:32 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - easily distracted at April 29, 2017 01:36 AM (D4SfS)
Posted by: mindful webworker
*****
(Releases spiders on easy chair and waits to see how many wind up in his mouth.)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:37 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:30 AM (C06tc)
I don't know about you I'm waiting for thr Trump downfall videos
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2017 01:40 AM (voOPb)
Hell, you could be a brother I never knew I had....
**shoves spam can of Tok ammo thru USB. Not that crappy Bulgarian stuff, but the primo Soviet
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 01:41 AM (TwwWO)
At the end of the movie, the surprising and moving thing is both Batty and Dekard discover their humanity.
One of the weird things some movie goers thought Roy bit off Pris' tongue when in fact what he did was push her tongue back in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 01:42 AM (Qd/25)
Hell, you could be a brother I never knew I had....
**shoves spam can of Tok ammo thru USB. Not that crappy Bulgarian stuff, but the primo Soviet
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
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Sweeeeet. Thanks.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:43 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 01:44 AM (Qd/25)
At the end of the movie, the surprising and moving thing is both Batty and Dekard discover their humanity.
One of the weird things some movie goers thought Roy bit off Pris' tongue when in fact what he did was push her tongue back in.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Never noticed that bit.
Yet I noticed her top was see thru when she was pretending to be a toy.
Oink.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:44 AM (hVdx9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDwr9-MlfE
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 29, 2017 12:11 AM (7EObP)
I always liked their song 'Sky High'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvU-4tcnpb0
Their double live album 'FM/Live' is pretty kick ass, with a great version of 'Going To New York'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 01:45 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 01:45 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 01:30 AM (C06tc)
I'll believe it when I see it on AHC!
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 29, 2017 01:46 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 01:47 AM (TwwWO)
At the end of the movie, the surprising and moving thing is both Batty and Dekard discover their humanity.
One of the weird things some movie goers thought Roy bit off Pris' tongue when in fact what he did was push her tongue back in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 01:42 AM
It's quite a touching and sad movie. It delivers more on that front than it usually gets credit for.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2017 01:47 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 01:48 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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And armored. Level 4.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:49 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 01:49 AM (kP16F)
'definition' at the start dated from 2016. Part of it calls the Nexus a
synthetic human.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I mean the tongue thing. Never heard that or thought he bit the tip of her tongue off (WTF).
BTW, isn't there a phone out now called the nexus 6?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 01:55 AM (kP16F)
Another nice thing about the Work Print is the only voice-over is as Batty dies, Deckard is talking about Batty fought it. Plus there is no driving off into the sunset in a car with the girl either.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 01:57 AM (Qd/25)
of my babbling about my angel? And since you've already agreed to dance
the lezginka after I wed her, how could I deny you the best ammo in my
hoard?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
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Well I don't expect anything, so whatever I get is appreciated.
Seriously, happy for you. You sound like such a perfect match for each other, how could one not be?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 01:58 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
a 5.56 round through a PO(s) 90?
This I gotta see.
*popcorn *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 02:00 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 02:01 AM (7dpmG)
'conclusions.' I still remember being gobsmacked when a friend thought
that in the Ghibli movie Nausicaa that Nausicaa is running around sans pants because her pants were painted a buff color. o.O;;;;
Another
nice thing about the Work Print is the only voice-over is as Batty
dies, Deckard is talking about Batty fought it. Plus there is no driving
off into the sunset in a car with the girl either.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
Sounds like some people WANTED to think she was without pants IYKWIM.
I like the movie long voice over and to me it fits quite well. I understand I may be in the minority.
On the one hand the romance with the replicant seems out of character, but then again it does make sense. He's tired and wants something different. A real life or as close as he can get to one. No more killing. To be left alone to live his life. To not be alone.
BTW, I posted an idea at #40.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:03 AM (hVdx9)
*snickers* How Uni and I feel whenever Leona shows up to crash our fun.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m2ncwbp
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 02:06 AM (Qd/25)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PPSh-41
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 02:06 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 02:09 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:09 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:10 AM (hVdx9)
Or something. Had enough gezhelka to redress any balance of trade - and offset all trade sanctions - with our Russian friends.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 02:11 AM (TwwWO)
Or something. Had enough gezhelka to redress any balance of trade - and offset all trade sanctions - with our Russian friends.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
I think the only reason why I have not built one is because you can only build them in semi-auto and in my eyes they were never meant to be SAO.
Kind of like puting a 4 cylinder in a Lamborghini.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:14 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 02:14 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: HAM3 at April 29, 2017 02:14 AM (B8VAN)
Of course your Rendition Team could be composed of Nexus 8 models.
When it comes to anime inspired by Blade Runner everyone mentions Bubblegum Crisis because of the very obvious nods like Priss and the Replicants. In the episode Moonlight Rambler the renegade 33-Ss flee in a shuttle. Then there is Sylvia and Anri. Another dystopia anime inspired is Silent Mobius because the oppressive gloomy atmosphere, the reason for the problem stems from an attempt to exchange Earth's corruption via magic with the other-dimension planet of Nemesis which is battling becoming too clean, one of the AMP cases is a rogue combat android, and of course Asamiya has the AMP use flying cars called Spinners.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 02:16 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: HAM3 at April 29, 2017 02:17 AM (B8VAN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 02:17 AM (kP16F)
are getting since they are pushing that in the sequel they are using
ideas abandoned when making the first movie. I take that as a bad sign.
Of course your Rendition Team could be composed of Nexus 8 models.
When it comes to anime inspired by Blade Runner everyone mentions Bubblegum Crisis
because of the very obvious nods like Priss and the Replicants. In the
episode Moonlight Rambler the renegade 33-Ss flee in a shuttle. Then
there is Sylvia and Anri. Another dystopia anime inspired is Silent Mobius
because the oppressive gloomy atmosphere, the reason for the problem
stems from an attempt to exchange Earth's corruption via magic with the
other-dimension planet of Nemesis which is battling becoming too clean,
one of the AMP cases is a rogue combat android, and of course Asamiya
has the AMP use flying cars called Spinners.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
I had that idea kicking around in my head for a few years now. The stuff I am hearing about the sequel fills me with dread.
Funny how anime has run with sci-fi stuff in ways our "creative" people have not. At least someone has and done so rather well.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:21 AM (hVdx9)
Luckily got a stand alone laptop that I use to write my stories on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 02:21 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2017 02:23 AM (hVdx9)
Now that would be a boardroom bloodbath.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2017 02:26 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 29, 2017 02:31 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 29, 2017 02:39 AM (C06tc)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 29, 2017 02:39 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 29, 2017 02:40 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 29, 2017 02:41 AM (9plvG)
John Hinderaker, Powerline Blog:
https://tinyurl.com/mryuas9
"March for Science" or "March for Silence"?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 02:51 AM (6gk0M)
https://youtu.be/dht_3NziwSw
Gilliam is on the edge of a profound statement about agency and bureaucracy. All that's missing from the movie is that the main character pays Tuttle for quick work, thankful he is no longer waiting for central services for weeks in high heat, which would be free or for a low deductible.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2017 02:56 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Doctor Tyrell at April 29, 2017 02:57 AM (VdICR)
https://tinyurl.com/l563lof
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 02:57 AM (6gk0M)
In fact, he proves that he only waits to yammer and has heard nothing that was said before.
He is annoying, yet Bob Beckel seems to top him. Mr. Beckel's over-the-top rhetoric is the product of a drug-addled, highly partisan brain.
And is it just me, or does Juan Williams' demeanor seem to indicate that he simply wants to cuddle-up to the ladies on the panel?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 03:05 AM (6gk0M)
so when is the next flight to Mars? i want off this planet...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 29, 2017 03:07 AM (6sBpp)
Yoko. This proves life is unfair.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2017 03:11 AM (eR2aG)
Posted by: Adriane the Nature Photography Critic ... at April 29, 2017 03:36 AM (AoK0a)
Somebody puked.
Took an hour to clean that up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 03:39 AM (IcT7t)
Yoko. This proves life is unfair.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Actually, that proves binge drinking is a bad idear.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 03:39 AM (GgzGa)
-Posted by: Adriane the Nature Photography Critic ... at April 29, 2017 03:36 AM (AoK0a)
He is smiling! Unlike Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy. Who does smile, but wryly.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 03:40 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 03:39 AM (GgzGa)
I defy that this particular example is "proof". While I hate liver, the state of your own would be the proof.
Cirrhotic livers don't bode well for life expectancy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 03:44 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Adriane the Nature Photography Critic ... at April 29, 2017 03:46 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 03:44 AM (6gk0M)
They don't bode well for winning the Presidency, either. I'm living (for the moment) (86) proof of that.
Posted by: Hillarity! at April 29, 2017 04:00 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 04:01 AM (Ot7+c)
sure it was ancient.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
Just don't turn a blacklight on in there.
Posted by: Star-Lord at April 29, 2017 12:38 AM (6Hrsu)
They don't call us Homo Erectus for nothin'!
Posted by: Og the Caveman at April 29, 2017 04:03 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 04:06 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 04:06 AM (Ot7+c)
Isn't that what's been going on for a while now?
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2017 04:09 AM (vBeA5)
I had to substitute for the Deejay once, but after playing two hours of dance songs, I put on "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars so I could take a break.
I would never be allowed to deejay again.
I also worked the door and was a "bouncer", even though I was 5' 8", 175#. Needless to say, I needed backup... lol.
Ahhhh... 1992. "Baby Got Back", "Achy Breaky Heart" and "November Rain".
It is nice to be far away from that, even without the 'vomit maintenance'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:10 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 04:12 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: goon at April 29, 2017 04:17 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:17 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 04:20 AM (8F/qH)
Not Constantinople."
-Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 04:20 AM (8F/qH)
You might be a Giant.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:23 AM (6gk0M)
"I'll be back"
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 04:25 AM (Ot7+c)
-Posted by: goon at April 29, 2017 04:17 AM (EaQ6/)
Misanthropic was spelling-out "FRIDAY".
-F.ucking dog
-R.accoon
-I.ce cream
-D.iamonds
-A.pples
-Y.our worst nightmare
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:27 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 04:36 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:37 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:38 AM (6gk0M)
I started to try to see the "code", but I got D.R.I.D.A.WTF.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:46 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 04:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2017 04:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 04:50 AM (8F/qH)
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 04:52 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2017 04:53 AM (8F/qH)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 05:27 AM (Ot7+c)
Picks up broom and starts sweeping up the ONT
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 05:36 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2017 05:27 AM (Ot7+c)
C'mon, Skip. Does every humorous comment require a sarc tag? That's like Amy Schumer explaining one of her stolen jokes.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2017 05:42 AM (p0yjj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 29, 2017 05:42 AM (7dpmG)
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