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Rising Star and National Treasure Chelsea Clinton is a Rising Star and National Treasure.
Repeat Until the Savage American Public Believes You.

Even the leftwing Vanity Fair has had it up to its neck with the constant media promotion of this Black Hole of Negative Charisma and Achievement.

She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

Let's say she got her father's ambiguity and tawdry mystery.

Like tribesmen laying out a sacrifice to placate King Kong, news outlets continue to make offerings to the Clinton gods. In The New York Times alone, Chelsea has starred in multiple features over the past few months: for her tweeting (it's become "feisty"), for her upcoming book (to be titled She Persisted), and her reading habits (she says she has an "embarrassingly large" collection of books on her Kindle).

Humblebrag. Not really a grumbleflaunt because she's not making a complaint; she's just trying to disguise her brag as some kind of cutesy self-deprecation.

With Chelsea's 2015 book, It's Your World, now out in paperback, the puff pieces in other outlets -- Elle, People, etc. -- are too numerous to count.

One wishes to calm these publications: You can stop this now. Haven't you heard that the great Kong is no more? Nevertheless, they've persisted. At great cost: increased Chelsea exposure is tied closely to political despair and, in especially intense cases, the bulk purchasing of MAGA hats. So let's review: How did Chelsea become such a threat?

Perhaps the best way to start is by revisiting some of Chelsea's major post-2008 forays into the public eye. Starting in 2012, she began to allow glossy magazines to profile her, and she picked up speed in the years that followed. The results were all friendly in aim, and yet the picture that kept emerging from the growing pile of Chelsea quotations was that of a person accustomed to courtiers nodding their heads raptly. Here are Chelsea's thoughts on returning to red meat in her diet: "I'm a big believer in listening to my body's cravings." On her time in the "fiercely meritocratic" workplace of Wall Street: "I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn't." On her precocity: "They told me that my father had learned to read when he was three. So, of course, I thought I had to too. The first thing I learned to read was the newspaper." Take that, Click, Clack, Moo.


Chelsea, people were quietly starting to observe, had a tendency to talk a lot, and at length, not least about Chelsea. But you couldn't interrupt, not even if you're on TV at NBC, where she was earning $600,000 a year at the time. "When you are with Chelsea, you really need to allow her to finish," Jay Kernis, one of Clinton's segment producers at NBC, told Vogue. "She's not used to being interrupted that way."

Sounds perfect for a dating profile: I speak at length, and you really need to let me finish. I'm not used to interruptions.

What comes across with Chelsea, for lack of a gentler word, is self-regard of an unusual intensity.

Read the whole thing. He's tired of her.

Many people have become increasingly annoyed at the media's relentless Public Relations effort on Chelsea Clinton's behalf. The Hill's motto should just be "Chelsea Clinton's vapid tweets are our news." But there are so many outlets that just pump out Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea all day long.

Nice Deb has noticed that Chelsea Clinton is deploying the "Goodness gracious!" with tedious repetitiveness to make her sound "authentic" and "folksy." One wonders how many millions of dollars were spent on Public Image Consultants and Brand Psychology Experts to choose the right catchphrase to make Chelsea Clinton sound "authentic."

Or to make a woman who's always lived in a state capital, national capital, or financial capital, and only attended the finest schools of the elite, sound "folksy."

She also seems to be saying "Bless her heart," despite being as Southern as Polaris.

And see PJ Media's Daily Morning Update (third item) to see Chelsea Clinton's odd way of denying she's running for any office.

She seems to deny she's running for anything with great relish, as if she's very pleased to have been asked, and would like you to ask her more.

She also has a tendency to say she's not running for any office, and then list the many possible offices she could run for, but is not, currently, running for. Yet.

Like so:

"I really am constantly surprised by the stories of me running for, fill in the blank--Congress, Senate, City Council, the presidency. I really find this all rather hysterical, because I've been asked this question a lot throughout my life, and the answer has never changed."

It's a very well-known DC ploy for people to "float" their own names for some high office. If there are "reports" that Relative Nobody is "being considered" for Secretary of Defense or State, there's a good chance that that person floated her name herself, or her political operatives did.

In order to be elected to office, people have to first find you plausible as a holder of that office.

And one way to do that is to frequently get yourself talked about in relation to holding that office, so that, by dint of repetition, people simply accept that you are a plausible candidate -- after all, they've heard you associated with that office a thousand times already. You've hacked their brains to associate you with elective office.

Hillary Clinton, I'm very certain, did this herself -- Clinton had barely been in office a year before the topic of Hillary becoming the next president were bubbling through the media with some regularity.

And it got her pretty far -- she got a Consolation Senate seat, came close to winning the nomination once, and won it the next time out.

No one is seriously considering Chelsea Clinton for any office, except Chelsea Clinton herself, the career Clinton Permanent Bureaucracy which now finds itself not quite sure what to do with all its free time or how to make rent, and the media that desperately needs some ray of hope to soothe their Trump Anxiety Disorder.

TAD!

Posted by: Ace at 04:57 PM




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1 You made me say Nood Chelsea, Ace.

I hope you're ashamed.

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (s5o+q)

2 Treasure my eye! Ha!

Posted by: Killerdog at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Fj4G0)

3 1st?

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (NmR1a)

4 not

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (NmR1a)

5 She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

Maybe she smells like a dick.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (Fj4G0)

6 If my name was root beer, I would float my own name.


Posted by: Bruce at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (8ikIW)

7 Why are we talking about a fat ugly worthless never did anything scrunt and founding member of the golden sperm club?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 05:00 PM (KlI/a)

8 There is a phrase that describes someone who is famous for being famous, but I can't recall it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 05:00 PM (7ZVPa)

9 Howdy!

Doody!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 05:00 PM (rxW5j)

10 One thing this does highlight is that the Dems are still flailing because if they had a contender for 2020 they would already be touting them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (4ErVI)

11 She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

Maybe she smells like a dick.
Posted by: Killerdog at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (Fj4G0)


Hill's narcissism and Bill's chutzpah.

All in one Webb Hubbell-faced package!

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (s5o+q)

12 She doesn't even rate a "Bless her heart, she's nice as pie."

one of my favorite Southernisms.

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (NmR1a)

13 >>>Trump Anxiety Disorder.

Electile Disfunction

Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (QMggM)

14 'One wonders how many millions of dollars were spent on Public Image Consultants and Brand Psychology Experts to choose the right catchphrase to make Chelsea Clinton sound "authentic."'

Not enough, obviously.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (IxDhF)

15 She is so very tiresome. They are all so very tiresome. Just fucking go away already.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (a0IVu)

16 Had to finish my suduko,
Didn't we fight two wars so we wouldn't have royalty to rule over us?

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (Ot7+c)

17 There is a phrase that describes someone who is famous for being famous, but I can't recall it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 05:00 PM (7ZVPa)


Kardashianesque?

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (s5o+q)

18 5 She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

Maybe she smells like a dick.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (Fj4G0)

Webb Hubbell's jowls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (4ErVI)

19 The MFM must have a Clinton to worship so they are pushing this spawn.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (mpXpK)

20 I had read that Chelsea is being considered as a member into the prestigious "Sams Club"

Posted by: Bruce at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (8ikIW)

21 she and her mother are like rugs

Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (PWNxU)

22 Re: "Goodness gracious" - How much you want to bet old Hillz got a marketing consultant to coach Chelsea on how to be sassy while still appealing to the little people on twitter?

Not like Chelsea has displayed any personality up to this point, and she's be adamant about not engaging with the public - she just used to occasionally grace some paid group of Hillary fans with a speech.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (NOIQH)

23 I'm not worried.

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (f7W3D)

24 Indiana Jones and Chelsea, is an ugly, entitled pig.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (OD2ni)

25 National Velvet not National Treasure.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (nlbfN)

26 It's another Gwyneth Paltrow, sans the steamed vagina.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (nILVB)

27 Ah,she was reading the newspaper by age 3 and sending letters scolding Ronald Reagan for honoring Nazis!

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (r/0kC)

28 I see we're continuing the dog theme.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (xjiRE)

29 I too, find it hysterical that people constantly ask me if I would accept the office of the Presidency.

Tiresome, it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (Mouru)

30 What is her slogan going to be? 'I'm still with her'?

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (a0IVu)

31 I hope they do front run her.
That would fall in to line with the DNC just fine.
Fools.

Posted by: navybrat at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (w7KSn)

32 Typical rich only spawn child syndrome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (voOPb)

33 The Clintons still have miles to go.
And promises to keep.

Posted by: vrf at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (baCC+)

34 there's a professional and very expensive p.r. effort going on behind the scenes. it would be interesting to know how many people and how much money is expended on the effort.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (WTSFk)

35 I'll never forget the look on that little shitweasel Chelsea's horse face when PDT called her father a rapist during the debates.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (X+rUO)

36 I think I would rather bang Bruce Jenner than Chelsea Clinton. At least Bruce earned xir cereal boxes.

Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (QMggM)

37
You have the Clinton branch of the Democrats. You have the Obama branch of the Democrats. You have the Sanders branch of the Democrats.

All at war with each other for control.

Yeah, I'm not tired of Chelsea complaining about the stigma of menstruation while carrying her entire backpack into the ladies room. No stigma there, no sirree. Haven't seen this much parental neglect since the movie 'Carrie'.

Will the last person leaving the Democrat party please turn out the lights?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (HTdUD)

38
21 she and her mother are like rugs

Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (PWNxU)


Something to be hung over a clothesline and beaten?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (voOPb)

39 Another thing that might be going on is one faction of the media are doing their dutiful Clinton kiss ass while another faction, let's call it The Serious You Guys This Isn't Working We Gotta Find Someone Else faction, is signaling that it's time to toss the Clintons under the bus.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (4ErVI)

40 She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

only we know for sure

Posted by: Ancestry.com at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (kD8Fh)

41 "27 Ah,she was reading the newspaper by age 3 and sending letters scolding Ronald Reagan for honoring Nazis!"


And she left her church at 6 because she was pro-abortion.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (OD2ni)

42 I would argue lots of Leftists from hard core Hillerites to millenials want Chelsea to run.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (Ot7+c)

43 What, nothing of her time as an intern on a cattle ranch?

Posted by: huerfano at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (TO4Og)

44 I think I would rather bang Bruce Jenner than Chelsea Clinton. At least Bruce earned xir cereal boxes.
Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 05:04 PM (QMggM)


You mean that wasn't Chelsea on the Kaboom boxes?

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (s5o+q)

45 Chelsea needs to get a support animal, a pig comes to mind.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (6Ll1u)

46 despite being as Southern as Polaris.

A 0 per the snowmobile or the missile.

Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (FhXTo)

47 Fuck the Yanks- Sox are rained out...Now I gotta talk to my wife?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (KlI/a)

48 Kinda funny that dear Chelsea couldn't make it in the media world.
Seems to be quite the thing for political spawn, including Abby Hunstman, Megan McCain, Jenna Hager-Bush, Mika Brzwhatever, Maria Shriver.

It's a low bar, is what I'm saying...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (NOIQH)

49 Hillary is going to hold a ritual to transfer her soul into Chelsea's body so she can still be president after her rotten carcass gives out.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (r/0kC)

50 I could see how one could have "an embarrassingly large collection of books" if they were all beastiality pr0n.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:06 PM (Mouru)

51 Thank God no bathing suit pic! Thank you Ace!!

Posted by: Bosk at April 25, 2017 05:06 PM (n2K+4)

52 Now I gotta talk to my wife?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (KlI/a)
--------

Don't tick her off or she'll make you dinner.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 05:06 PM (sBOL1)

53 Hillary is going to hold a ritual to transfer her soul into Chelsea's body so she can still be president after her rotten carcass gives out.
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (r/0kC)


Perhaps this has already happened.

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 05:06 PM (s5o+q)

54 "National Treasure 3; Chelsea's Rising Star"

*Tosses screenplay aside*

Eh...I'll pass.

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at April 25, 2017 05:07 PM (RwwCT)

55 that article's first paragraph is snarky comedy gold.

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2017 05:07 PM (kD8Fh)

56 Chelsea Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 25, 2017 05:07 PM (LAFih)

57 53 Yes,look for the telltale signs.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:07 PM (r/0kC)

58 >>And she left her church at 6 because she was pro-abortion.


LOL - forgot that one!!

Still think the funniest is her lamenting that her dear, departed great grandma never had access to PP because her grandma was unplanned. But she's wicked smaht...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:07 PM (NOIQH)

59
Well....Chelsea hasn't release a sex tape yet,

so we have that working for us.


But if she does, I really hope that Chelsea

says "Goodness Gracious!" a lot in it.



Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 05:07 PM (NyJwR)

60 "It's another Gwyneth Paltrow, sans the steamed vagina."


With you on the nepotism thing, but Paltrow does have some talent and is not bad to look at. Chelsea is Frank Sinatra, Jr. She should doing commercials for Lenny's Clam Bar in Queens.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (OD2ni)

61 "as southern as Polaris." That's good, Ace.

Posted by: Alf767 at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (a1lZO)

62 Oatmeal with toe nail clippings is an apt description

Posted by: NCKate at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (Lgbif)

63 Someone in a previous thread floated the idea that Chelsea is Hillary's retirement plan: to shed her decrepit corpse and use her will to force her way in and wear Chelsea as a fleshy vehicle for another few decades of political aspiration.

Sounds pretty reasonable.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8nWyX)

64 Did you know I also have a vagina?

Posted by: (hic) Hillary!'s_get at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (eYdIM)

65 I'm not going to lie to you. Bill and I made a lot of promises in exchange for cash and many of these promises, well, let's just say some of these people don't like to take we can't help you now for an answer.

If we can't get Chelsea into something, we're in big trouble.

If they find Bill and I dead in a car in a garage with the engine running, it wasn't an accident.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (4ErVI)

66 And she left her church at 6 because she was pro-abortion.
==========================


for real?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (dFi94)

67
"She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?


Let's say she got her father's ambiguity and tawdry mystery."


Now, if we can get Chelsea to work with Cigar Aficianado and get on the cover with a cigar - now that would be news-worthy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (jxbfJ)

68 Nominate her to the 9th Circuit... she's as qualified as any of them...

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (DpOmP)

69 You know who else had an embarrassingly large collection of books....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (nILVB)

70 Today I received four separate letters from FEMA congratulating me on having flood insurance on properties that are not in a 100-year flood plain. Four!

I still believe FEMA has more charisma than Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Tonestaple at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (ctOlR)

71 Fuck the Yanks- Sox are rained out...Now I gotta talk to my wife?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (KlI/a)

lol - NGU's wife to her friends and fam - "Fuck, the Yanks-Sox are rained out...Now I gotta talk to my husband ? Oy, Gevalt !"

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (c6/9Q)

72 Chelsea is Frank Sinatra, Jr. She should doing commercials for Lenny's Clam Bar in Queens.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:08 PM (OD2ni)
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Hey now. Frank Jr. could really sing. Nancy, on the other hand . . . couldn't.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (sBOL1)

73 Chelsea will hopefully try for a Congressional Seat in New York. Better yet, she fails and sinks into well deserved obscurity.

Posted by: rd at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (iT57s)

74 I don't believe Chelsea is sassy enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (SRKgf)

75 @60 - I was going more for the pretentiousness angle, but you nailed it too.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (nILVB)

76 She's a 2.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (f7W3D)

77 "51 Thank God no bathing suit pic! Thank you Ace!!"


You can go to the Daily Mail and see pictures of Kim Kardashian's bare behind without the benefit of airbrushing. Yikes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (OD2ni)

78 72 But Nancy was hawt.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (r/0kC)

79 Nancy, on the other hand . . . couldn't.





Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (sBOL1)
============================

She did have some nice looking boots though.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (dFi94)

80 Did yinzall put some good comedy in the grumbleflaunting?

Pretty sure I'd just come across as a deranged lunatic - again.

Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (FhXTo)

81 Grammie - Yes, really:

http://www.lifenews.com/2016/02/11/
chelsea-clinton-i-left-the-church-when-i-was-6-because-it-opposed-abortion/



Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (NOIQH)

82 Chelsea!

Get on board the fail train!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (fYChk)

83 "You have the Clinton branch of the Democrats. You have the Obama branch of the Democrats. You have the Sanders branch of the Democrats.
All at war with each other for control. "

Yep. And it's a fight for control of the MSM Echo Chamber.

Chelsea sucks up media oxygen and is a living embodiment of what's wrong with the D party (they'll continue to lose swaths of voters).

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (SIY7D)

84 Chelsea was so courageous on 9/11 thinking about being there at Ground Zero. Not many people would have done that.

Posted by: CNN at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (X+rUO)

85
Hey now. Frank Jr. could really sing. Nancy, on the other hand . . . couldn't.



Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (sBOL1

She looked good in boots.
Now Chelsea? Probably in cement shoes iykwim

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 05:12 PM (voOPb)

86 "66 And she left her church at 6 because she was pro-abortion.
==========================

for real?
Posted by: grammie winger"


It is what she claims, but these people are so phony so who the hell knows.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:12 PM (OD2ni)

87 Re: leaving the church at age 6 - she's either a fucking liar or her parents are even sicker than we thought.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 05:12 PM (nILVB)

88 Chelsea thread after doggie thread is proof of devolution.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:12 PM (hMwEB)

89 77 "51 Thank God no bathing suit pic! Thank you Ace!!"


You can go to the Daily Mail and see pictures of Kim Kardashian's bare behind without the benefit of airbrushing. Yikes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (OD2ni)


You've seen one big fat ass you seen them all

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 05:13 PM (voOPb)

90 why would someone be embarrassed by the amount of books they have - presuming they've been read.

I'm proud as hell about the books I've read and display them with ostentation

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:13 PM (U0qYy)

91 This shallow, empty nothing of a spoiled brat is an illuminating and devastating reflection of what we have become as a people - a profoundly unserious people.

I don't recognize my own country.

Posted by: Cry Hamhock and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 05:13 PM (kXoPF)

92 Hopefully Trump can keep the Dems on their heels for a few more years. It's working so far.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 05:13 PM (4ErVI)

93 Hillary is going to hold a ritual to transfer her soul

Ahem.

Posted by: Ole Scratch's previous contract at April 25, 2017 05:13 PM (FhXTo)

94 Grammie - Yes, really:

http://www.lifenews.com/2016/02/11/
chelsea-clinton-i-left-the-church-when-i-was-6-because-it-opposed-abortion/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (NOIQH)
==================================


That's insane. That's child abuse. No six year old child should know Thing One about abortion. She was indoctrinated. Indoctrinated into evil. I have never liked the Clintons. However, I don't think I've ever been in such a white hot rage against them as I am right now. This is pure evil. This is wickedness.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (dFi94)

95 Chelsea had to listen to mommy's bedtime stories about how she beat down that little slut who had the audacity to accuse a man of rape, and a star was born.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (6Ll1u)

96 Well there is one saving grace in all of this:

The FAB only spawned once

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (KlI/a)

97 http://tinyurl.com/n3zyxuk

I think she would do well in yhe entertainment industry.

Posted by: Hey kids, what Time Is It? at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (7VHd+)

98 I still think the Kafka line is the funniest burn.

And the comparision to Jeb! where neither come off looking good.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (Bek89)

99 I'm proud as hell about the books I've read and display them with ostentation

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:13 PM (U0qYy)


Yeah, but I'm sure yours aren't comic books. Like her collection.

Posted by: Cry Hamhock and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (kXoPF)

100 The media seem to think she is Daenerys Targaryen.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (5fSr7)

101 "73 Chelsea will hopefully try for a Congressional Seat in New York. Better yet, she fails and sinks into well deserved obscurity."


Hillary was probably counting on buying Gillibrand off with an ambassadorship to open a Senate seat for Chelsea in NY. Ain't happening now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (OD2ni)

102 True Alternative Fact: Chelsea was named after the courageous Chelsea Manning ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (4dfnM)

103 On her time in the "fiercely meritocratic" workplace of Wall Street: "I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."


Chelsea Clinton: Come for the pompous airheaded mediocrity, stay for the history of failing at everything she's tried.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (Mouru)

104 With you on the nepotism thing, but Paltrow does have some talent and is not bad to look at. Chelsea is Frank Sinatra, Jr. She should doing commercials for Lenny's Clam Bar in Queens.



As much as it pains me to say it, orca is more qualified than Chelsea. At least Oprah has run businesses.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (HBKaX)

105 And Chelsea won't get elected from NY.

Neither Schumer nor Gillibrand are going anywhere.

If Chelsea tries to run for Congress in Manhattan she'll get primaried and lose. Too many ambitious folks who'll jump in. The Clintons don't have the juice to stop this.

If she tries to run to replace Lowey's seat (my own district) she'll get primaried and probably lose. The district now includes Rockland County so an R can be competitive. Plus Lowey's been retiring for the last 15 years.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (SIY7D)

106 It's not that they're uncertain. They thought they would have eight years of the Clinton Restoration, only to have that plan permanently discredited. Chelsea is the only active heir left for a decade: by the time her children are grown up, the dynasty will be an obscure batch of Arkansas yokels, long since bereft of political influence. There can only be one queen in the hive: and the Obama women have a better shot at it than Chelsea ever will.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (PV68n)

107 Hillary is going to hold a ritual to transfer her soul into Chelsea's body so she can still be president after her rotten carcass gives out.
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (r/0kC)

Sarah Hoyt has a series that does an sf version of that.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (hMwEB)

108 The Democrats have to run a "personality" because they have no core *principles*.

The Republicans would do well to take notice of how that's (not) worked out for the Democrats, and return to adhering to some principles of their own (other than the fake principle of "I like being in power").

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (ewSN2)

109 Clinton made the comment at a recent fundraiser for Hillary Clinton
in an attempt to address evangelicals who question her mother's faith in
God. She said she was upset when teachers in a Sunday School class
talked about the wrongness of abortion.

"I find it quite insulting sometimes when people say to my mom, my
dad or me...that they question our faith,' said Chelsea. "I was
raised in a Methodist church and I left the Baptist church before my dad
did, because I didn't know why they were talking to me about abortion
when I was 6 in Sunday school --- that's a true story."



That's a true story!


Also, what exactly does that have to do with answering questions about her mother's faith?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (NOIQH)

110 What? So, we're done with the Indiana Jones jokes?

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (gbWkA)

111 Six year old Chelsea on hearing about abortion: "So where are we going with this? I guess I can forget about getting a little brother or sister, right?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (SRKgf)

112 Chelz is a breathtakingly bad mix of stupid, homely, and charmless. I hope for humanity sake that her spawn are much bigger winners in the genetic lottery.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 25, 2017 05:16 PM (kXoT0)

113 You can go to the Daily Mail and see pictures of Kim Kardashian's bare behind without the benefit of airbrushing. Yikes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:10 PM (OD2ni)



She's had a boob job on her butt for sure.


Though now her legs look like chicken drumsticks.

They should paint them gold and let her be the new "Colonel" for KFC.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 05:16 PM (NyJwR)

114 The book thing isn't humble brag, it's marching orders. "Fill the airwaves with comments on my voracious super-genius appetite for reading. Tie in that I'm a Yale grad. Presto, I'm the Smartest Woman since my Mom! Fly, monkeys, fly!!!!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 25, 2017 05:16 PM (JyFLk)

115 When will !Jeb award her with a Liberty Medal?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (X+rUO)

116 this spawnsack is way past her sell by date. i tried to care, my meter is broke. i am out of superlatives for this mish. let me know when she gets tossed in a van like a spoiled, rancid, side of beef. just go away. stupid hillabillys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (KP5rU)

117
I, for one, want to take the brave stand of hoping that Chelsea Clinton continues down the road she is following. For on the road is victory.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (HTdUD)

118 Forget it Chelsea.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (bc2Lc)

119 100
The media seem to think she is Daenerys Targaryen.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (5fSr7)

Real world: Like Viserys Targaryen

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (jxbfJ)

120 103 On her time in the "fiercely meritocratic" workplace of Wall Street: "I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."


Chelsea Clinton: Come for the pompous airheaded mediocrity, stay for the history of failing at everything she's tried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (Mouru)


Tee hee...in other words, she sucked at that too

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (U0qYy)

121 She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

Let's say she got her father's ambiguity and tawdry mystery.



His nose?

Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

122 If I had told my mom when I was 6 that I was leaving the church she would have beat my ass and made me go anyway.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (5fSr7)

123 Just imagine if they had mated her with Weiner...

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (r/0kC)

124 Only people who don't have to worry about money fret over wether or not they have an appreciation for money. Dumb broad.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (gbWkA)

125 Hillary to Chelsea, age 3: " I could've had an abortion, but nooo, politics insists I have you! "

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (hMwEB)

126 So how many wormdick Obama-appointed federal judges are we going to have to go through over the next four years? I think Trump should start appointing radical right-wingers to the Leftist dominions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

127 Grammie - Yes, really:

http://www.lifenews.com/2016/02/11/
chelsea-clinton-i-left-the-church-when-i-was-6-because-it-opposed-abortion/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (NOIQH)
==================================


That's
insane. That's child abuse. No six year old child should know Thing One
about abortion. She was indoctrinated. Indoctrinated into evil. I have
never liked the Clintons. However, I don't think I've ever been in such a
white hot rage against them as I am right now. This is pure evil. This
is wickedness.



Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (dFi94)


I call BS on her ass (Chelsea's I mean). At 6 years old she didn't know how to change her underpants, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Cry Hamhock and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (kXoPF)

128 120 103 On her time in the "fiercely meritocratic" workplace of Wall Street: "I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."


Chelsea Clinton: Come for the pompous airheaded mediocrity, stay for the history of failing at everything she's tried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (Mouru)


Tee hee...in other words, she sucked at that too

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:17 PM (U0qYy)

What a lyin' dumb bitch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 05:18 PM (voOPb)

129 no more chelseas its hilarious

Posted by: jihadi at April 25, 2017 05:19 PM (I64i9)

130 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at April 25, 2017 05:19 PM (DMUuz)

131 113: saw that pic. hail damage is not a badge of courage. she could crotch a fire hydrant and never touch the sides.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 05:19 PM (KP5rU)

132 >>The media seem to think she is Daenerys Targaryen.


Daenerys (the actress) looks like a (hot) Gelfling.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 05:19 PM (f7W3D)

133 That's insane. That's child abuse. No six year old child should know Thing One about abortion. She was indoctrinated. Indoctrinated into evil. I have never liked the Clintons. However, I don't think I've ever been in such a white hot rage against them as I am right now. This is pure evil. This is wickedness.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (dFi94)

I think it just one of those fictional things that Hillz/Chelz throw out there to give Chelz feminist thread.

OTOH, we do have people lining up their 6 year olds for transitioning to another gender with all the attendant mental and physical health hazards involved. Which to me is child abuse, but, not, it's enlightened parenting that I must salute, support, and subsidize.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 25, 2017 05:19 PM (kXoT0)

134 She didn't "care about money" ,she just had gobs of it handed to her for doing nothing.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:19 PM (r/0kC)

135 "Chelsea Clinton: Come for the pompous airheaded mediocrity, stay for the history of failing at everything she's tried."

She even married a failure.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (5fSr7)

136 112 Chelz is a breathtakingly bad mix of stupid, homely, and charmless. I hope for humanity sake that her spawn are much bigger winners in the genetic lottery.

Well they could take after their Father... Vapid, criminal and a loser.... Sounds like Grandma too...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

137 Bruce Jenner is more believable in the crazy stuuf he's saying nowadays.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (A3b6q)

138 127; she still doesn't.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (KP5rU)

139 "118 Ummm Like Umm Forget Ummm it Ummm Like Chelsea.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy"

Fixed it for you, Caroline.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (OD2ni)

140 Mention Chelsea and you instantly get over a 100 posts...damn she is popular. Everyone much like the photos of her swimming, sort of like Ursula Andress coming out of the ocean in Dr. No.??

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 05:21 PM (ariyZ)

141 And one way to do that is to frequently get yourself talked about in relation to holding that office, so that, by dint of repetition, people simply accept that you are a plausible candidate -- after all, they've heard you associated with that office a thousand times already. You've hacked their brains to associate you with elective office.

She learned it from her wide-load, cankled mother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

142 In my idle reveries it sometimes occurs to me that the lovable denizens of the flyover states have a peculiar and somewhat amusing obsession with money.

Tweet that!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 25, 2017 05:21 PM (Mouru)

143 >>OTOH, we do have people lining up their 6 year olds for transitioning to
another gender with all the attendant mental and physical health
hazards involved.


Hell, Lefty mommies today are taking their lil cuties to Pussy Marches and having them hold crude signs. They think it's adorable when 5 year olds swear.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:21 PM (NOIQH)

144 I have to imagine there is some PR firm pushing all this shit. It's too coordinated.

Too bad we can't find out who they are. Would love to invade their lobby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 05:22 PM (GgzGa)

145 "132 >>The media seem to think she is Daenerys Targaryen."


I find that actress to be absolutely striking.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 05:22 PM (OD2ni)

146 Everyone much like the photos of her swimming, sort of like Ursula Andress coming out of the ocean in Dr. No.??
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 05:21 PM (ariyZ)


It was the big ol' pinch of Skoal in her lower lip, probably. Very attractive.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 05:22 PM (8nWyX)

147 18 5 She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?

Maybe she smells like a dick.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (Fj4G0)

Webb Hubbell's jowls.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (4ErVI)

Webb Hubbell's jowl smegma? EWWWwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 05:22 PM (A3b6q)

148 She even married a failure.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (5fSr7)

LOL

Well let's be honest here, the Derek Jeters of the World were not exactly lining up to bed that one!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 05:22 PM (KlI/a)

149 Colin I might say like Marilyn Monroe standing over a subway air grate.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 05:23 PM (Ot7+c)

150 I gotta figure Bill Clinton's grandchildren are going to amount to nothing but Vectors for the many Communicable Diseases they inherit.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 05:23 PM (f7W3D)

151
True Alternative Fact: Chelsea was named after the courageous Chelsea Manning ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (4dfnM)


True Alternate Fact B: She was named after the favorite team of the football hooligan her mother bangedin a druken stupor

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 05:23 PM (lKyWE)

152 So, what are the odds that Weiner was supposed to vacate his seat so she could have it, that that was the earlier plan?

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 05:23 PM (Bek89)

153 At least Howdy Doody could crack a joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:23 PM (Mouru)

154 Chelsea took moms advice and married a zeta male, can't have a man holding you back.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (6Ll1u)

155 I have to imagine there is some PR firm pushing all this shit. It's too coordinated.



Too bad we can't find out who they are. Would love to invade their lobby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 05:22 PM (GgzGa)

same people who pushed BO and MO, except there are less of them now and they are truly desperate

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (c6/9Q)

156 >>She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's...


Herpes?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (f7W3D)

157 You know the Dems have exhausted their farm system when this vacuous centaur represents their best and brightest.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (ppaKI)

158 Everyone much like the photos of her swimming, sort of like Ursula Andress coming out of the ocean in Dr. No.??




No. More like Free Willy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (HBKaX)

159 When I was growing up, the question was never asked - "Are we going to church" All we heard was - get in the car.


Repeated to my own kids - Get in the car.


Repeated now to my grandkids - Get in the car. The oldest one is seven. Do you think she's going to tell the rest of the family that they're all done now with the going-to-church-thing? She's seven. Get in the car.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (dFi94)

160 Chelsea took moms advice and married a zeta male, can't have a man holding you back.


Now don't be talkin' smack about Mark. He took one for the team. For that all males should all be grateful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:25 PM (Mouru)

161 157 You know the Dems have exhausted their farm system when this vacuous centaur represents their best and brightest.

What about me?

Posted by: Heap Fake Injun Liz Warren at April 25, 2017 05:25 PM (O2RFr)

162 156 Virulent,mutant Herpes.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (r/0kC)

163 Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (dFi94)

Yes, it's every wicked to indoctrinate her with that view if it's true. It may just be that it's a way to stress her support for abortion to all the people who might vote for her. On the other hand, her parents are narcissists who I suspect have no real god but themselves, so it's not as if they urged her in deepening her faith life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (fDdVG)

164 How long until Sasha and Malia can run for office?

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (hok13)

165 This is...not exactly coherent:

"My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is
deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her
moral compass, but also her life's work."

"I recognized that there were many expressions of faith that I don't
agree with and feel [are] quite antithetical to how I read the Bible,"
Chelsea said. "But I find it really challenging when people who are
self-professed liberals kind of look askance at my family's history."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (NOIQH)

166 i'd love to stay and talk about this cumstain shot on a rock in the backwoods of bumfuck arkansas, but, i have socks and underwear to sort. also, i must make some table candles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (KP5rU)

167 Nah. This is just the leftovers from the ! Hillary! bunch. Two years from now it'll be who?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (MINbv)

168 She even married a failure.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 05:20 PM (5fSr7)

Indeed. He didn't just under-perform, his "fund" lost 90% of it's value! It's like he was acting out the plot to Brewster's Millions - if that's the case, he failed at that too

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (U0qYy)

169 My mother couldn't have an abortion about the time I was born because of the oppressive patriarchy.

Goodness gracious.

Posted by: Chelsea at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (A3b6q)

170 Mark's gotta use viagra to mount that pig.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (gbWkA)

171 Had to Google zeta male, many different descriptions...

Zeta Male is an MRA, sociology major, lover of food, curmudgeon...

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (ariyZ)

172 "My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is
deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her
moral compass, but also her life's work.

No one asked us...

Posted by: Millions of aborted babies at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (O2RFr)

173 "I recognized that there were many expressions of faith that I don't agree with and feel [are] quite antithetical to how I read the Bible," Chelsea said.


Chelz spends a lot of time studyin' the Bible, doncha know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (Mouru)

174 I don't care about money either. Just the other day I mistakenly lit my cigar with a $20 instead of the $100 I usually use. $20s are just for asswiping, Kleenex, picking up dogshit, slitting the carotids of homeless people...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (VuzoQ)

175 She's seven. Get in the car.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:24 PM (dFi94)

Amen! Don't give the little kids a choice.

Did I tel you today that I love you-in a totally non sexual, sister in Christ way! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (fDdVG)

176 Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (KP5rU)

don't leave yet!!

the Kardashian "peau d'orange butt" discussion has barely started

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (kD8Fh)

177 I just want to point out to everyone that my favorite sports franchise is superior in every conceivable way to your favorite sports franchise.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (u/p7K)

178 >>She even married a failure.


Well-connected and known to be "flexible" when it came to ethics failure. The best kind of failure, if you're a Clinton.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (NOIQH)

179 I left the Baptist church before my dad
did, because I didn't know why they were talking to me about abortion
when I was 6 in Sunday school --- that's a true story."


That's a true story!


Also, what exactly does that have to do with answering questions about her mother's faith?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (NOIQH)

Oh Lord. Where do I start?

Methodist. Baptist. Before a 35? year old man. I remember asking my mother about rape when I was about 10. I'm sure abortion was a hot topic in BAPTIST Sunday school when she was 6.

Posted by: golfman at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (48QDY)

180 Chelsea took moms advice and married a zeta male, can't have a man holding you back.

Hey! I resent that! I do...stuff!

Posted by: Mr. Chelsea Clinton at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (qJhUV)

181 170 Nah,he rubbed one out and flled the trkey baster.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (r/0kC)

182 You know the Dems have exhausted their farm system when this vacuous centaur represents their best and brightest
-----
Hey, I'm fired up and ready to go!!!
/s/
Bernie Sanders

Me also ready for war path to House of White!
/s/
Squaw Warren

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 05:29 PM (Bek89)

183 I took a crap earlier it would not come out.But I persisted think I'll write a book about it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 25, 2017 05:29 PM (nQHw/)

184 Did I tel you today that I love you-in a totally non sexual, sister in Christ way! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (fDdVG)
=======================

Awww ... thank you Fenelon. Right back attcha!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (dFi94)

185 Goodness gracious. I just found out I must follow in the footsteps of my parents as a Democratic sin eater.

When they die I will have to eat THEIR sins.

Goodness Gracious.

Posted by: Chelsea at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (A3b6q)

186
"I recognized that there were many expressions of faith that I don't agree with and feel [are] quite antithetical to how I read the Bible," Chelsea said.


She must read the bible with the lights out

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (lKyWE)

187 Indiana Jones and the Unkillable Political Dynasty

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (xeeHA)

188 This is...not exactly coherent"

Sure it is. "All democrats and liberals must love the Clinton name" would just be a bit too blunt.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (MINbv)

189 I dare say it. Chelsea is every bit as experienced, charming, and accomplished as her mother.

Which is to say not much.


Posted by: JAS at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (EX4Wr)

190 180 Chelsea took moms advice and married a zeta male, can't have a man holding you back.

A a man who lived in Europe after marriage until people started to talk and he had to come home and ... gulp... perform his "duties."

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

191 She even married a failure.

Protip: If your country is Greece and you expect a Clinton to help you out, you're almost thoroughly screwed.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (HTdUD)

192 >>She's seven. Get in the car.


Car, Van...Hot Tub.

I'll get the champagne chilled and the 'ludes crushed and mixed into the applesauce..

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 25, 2017 05:31 PM (f7W3D)

193 TAD needs to become a thing.

Posted by: Draki at April 25, 2017 05:32 PM (Y0byY)

194 I'll see you in the Octagon, Chelsea!

Posted by: Glass Ceiling at April 25, 2017 05:32 PM (f7W3D)

195 Sin eater?

Nope. Death Eater. She will take away every bit of joy and happiness.


Posted by: JAS at April 25, 2017 05:32 PM (EX4Wr)

196 176; i'll hang around for that. does that thing cast a shadow? do the dingleberries orbit it or the other way around? wiping that canyon must take hours.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 05:32 PM (KP5rU)

197 Will no one rid us of this troublesome Hubbell-spawn??

Posted by: Every voter ever at April 25, 2017 05:32 PM (kD8Fh)

198 Just got here so someone may have already said this.


I stole this from another Moron on one of the older threads about the Chelseabeast.


"Last time I saw a lower lip like that, it had a plate in it"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 05:32 PM (J+eG2)

199 My parents sent me to church by myself when I was 9, took them 2 months to figure out that I didn't go but hung out in the park instead, the church bells told me when to go back home.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (6Ll1u)

200 I'm sure abortion was a hot topic in BAPTIST Sunday school when she was 6.





Posted by: golfman at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (48QDY)
==========================

She probably took offense when they sang "Jesus Loves the Little Children of the World".

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (dFi94)

201 I'll have to try this out.

Goodness Gracious!

That changes everything! Thanks focus groups and Public Image Consultants!

Goodness Gracious!

Posted by: Adolph Hitler at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (A3b6q)

202 I have several hundred books on my Kindle. Do I get 600K and a TV news job for which I am completely unqualified? I am, at least, more attractive than Princess Chelsea; that ought to qualify me for an extra 100K.

I'm beginning to positively dislike the princess. She should have had the decency to keep quiet like other vapid, anachronous royalty. She could take a lesson from Prince Charles.

Harrumph.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (t9QjF)

203
162 156 Virulent,mutant Herpes.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:26 PM (r/0kC


I saw Virulent Mutant Herpes open for The Runaways Alpine Valley August '77

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (voOPb)

204 Seriously, VirginGalactic?!?!

I'm on my regular Friday therapeutic low orbit flight and you seat me next to Chelsea, even though you know that she speaks at lenght and really needs others to let her finish.

What may be finished is my trips to near space on your spaceline.

#grumbleflaunt
#russianspacestationdoesnttakeClintons

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (TqXWc)

205 Did I ever tell you guys about the time we sent my friend's sister into the Supermarket to get Dingleberries to make a Pie?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (f7W3D)

206 I read a piece in VF 2 years ago that Chelsea was hated at NBC. Not only is she a drab, no-talent, but her 600K salary really ticked off all of those who actually had to pay dues to get advanced. Does anyone remember one hard hitting piece that she presented???

Also from the article:

" I wrote a letter to President Reagan when I was five to voice my opposition to his visit to the Bitburg cemetery in Germany, because Nazis were buried there. I didn't think an American President should honor a group of soldiers that included Nazis. President Reagan still went, but at least I had tried in my own small way."

Really Chelse.....at age 5 you did this? Perhaps you should ask mommy what her favorite word is to describe Jews?
Just like mommy in Croatia and Sir Edmund Hillary.

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (oiNtH)

207 >>A a man who lived in Europe after marriage until people started to
talk and he had to come home and ... gulp... perform his "duties."


Yeah, I remember that. The gossip blogs started predicting a divorce because they were noticeably separated, and then suddenly Chelsea is pregnant. Maybe the yuuuge NYC condo was a condition of his return...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:34 PM (NOIQH)

208 I'll have to try this out.

Goodness Gracious!

That changes everything! Thanks focus groups and Public Image Consultants!

Goodness Gracious!
Posted by: Adolph Hitler at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM (A3b6q)



You seem nice!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 05:34 PM (Mouru)

209 My mother is very deeply a person of faith,

O.K. Its possible that Hillary has some remainder of the Christian faith she grew up with, and Lord knows I'm a sinner in need of God's grace and that all Christians need to grow in their faith, However one of the hallmark of of faith is IMO growing in the fruit of the spirit-Galatians-5. Does Hillary seem at all a person who is growing in love, joy, peace kindness,generosity,faithfulness and self control over the time we're seen her in public life? Does her actions indicate that? I don't think Chelsea learned from example from her folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:34 PM (fDdVG)

210
So I just looked up how many federal judges obama appointed. Over 300. Bush appointed about the same amount, most of them leftists.

Here's how many judges President Trump has appointed: 1.

One judge so far.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 05:35 PM (o6i/R)

211 Can she lick her own ass? I'm thinkin' yep.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 05:35 PM (0+2tr)

212 Goodness Gracious!
Posted by: Adolph Hitler at April 25, 2017 05:33 PM

Bless your heart.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2017 05:35 PM (TqXWc)

213 Who's worse?

Lena Dunham or Chelsea "deep as the Atlantic" Clinton

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:35 PM (U0qYy)

214
That single appointment was, of course, Justice Gorsuch.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 05:35 PM (o6i/R)

215 186
"I recognized that there were many expressions of faith that I don't agree with and feel [are] quite antithetical to how I read the Bible," Chelsea said.


She must read the bible with the lights out
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 05:30 PM (lKyWE)

Or reading with the covers closed.
If she says her favourite chapter is 1 Corinthians 13, then I would be, shall we say, suspicious of her biblical understanding.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2017 05:36 PM (nBr1j)

216 Mention Chelsea and you get over 200 posts so fast, must be a record?

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (ariyZ)

217 Every word golden, but my favorite was "Southern as Polaris" !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (KGH7Z)

218 #87: could be both.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (t9QjF)

219 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:34 PM

You know it takes a lot of faith to think that perverted cooking with body fluids leads to anything other than eternal torment.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (TqXWc)

220 *doorbell rings*

*Chelsea opens the door*

*pizza delivery guy sans pants*

"Hey, Ma'am. Here's your pizza.

I hope you like a lot of salami."

*Chelsea looks at camera*

"Goodness Gracious!!!"

...

Posted by: Chelsea's Sex Tape at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (NyJwR)

221 On the other hand it would not surprise me if Hillary had left Christianity for some Wiccan cult-that Christianity was too narrow. Yes, there are some nice people who are Wiccans. I don't consider Hillary a nice person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (fDdVG)

222 love, joy, peace kindness,generosity,faithfulness and self control
===================================


The recipe for what ails just about everything.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (dFi94)

223 I am surprised the Chelsea campaign has started so early to foist her on the American public. She will be old news and gladly forgotten.

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:38 PM (oiNtH)

224 Well at least she's not drunk.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 25, 2017 05:38 PM (QtQaN)

225 Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2017 05:37 PM (TqXWc)

I don't know if that's true about Hillary-but as far as me. I think the Podesta crew belong to the one who would kill, steal and destyoy and if Hillary is doing that-yes, she sold her soul.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:38 PM (fDdVG)

226 I honestly could not give two shits about Chelsea and the fact that the media which is so much better than us want to push her know nothing nothingness on us shows that the bench is not very deep at all. Hell we got more Trumps in the wings than there are marketable Democrats.

Now I do want to point out because (humble brag) I am in Florence and just enjoyed a fine Tuscan meal with a Chianti that a male flight attendant with not only a support animal but one in a pink bowtie is just too on the nose and I shan't believe it.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (1Yvf1)

227 Fenelon,

I like to say that there is no redemption without repentance.

Hillary has never been repentant of anything, that I am aware of.

Maybe she's sorry she married Bill.


Posted by: JAS at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (EX4Wr)

228 Wow, she's stoopid

Posted by: F. Gump at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (gbWkA)

229 Chelsea's sex tape sounds like some kind of adhesive birth control product.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (fYChk)

230 if she says her favourite chapter is 1 Corinthians 13, then I would be, shall we say, suspicious of her biblical understanding.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2017 05:36 PM (nBr1j)
============================

The nice thing about that one is, you don't actually have to read your Bible. Just go to lots and lots of weddings.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (dFi94)

231 So after the long national nightmare of the Obama years and near catastrophe of a Hillary! Presidency, darling Chelsea falls into our collective lap. When the liberals decide she is a liability, what new horror will be trotted out? Who comes after Chelsea?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2017 05:40 PM (Sfs6o)

232 I used to go to gangbangs with a couple centaurs, but they got all weird about having to go after me. Something about hot dogs and the a Holland Tunnel. It was fine me, those guys had no stamina anyways.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 05:40 PM (VuzoQ)

233 Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2017 05:36 PM (nBr1j)

or...the font goes fuzzy due to memory constraints on her overstacked Kindle

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:40 PM (U0qYy)

234 Chelsea's sex tape sounds like some kind of adhesive birth control product.

Or you could just watch it and skip the adhesive part.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (qJhUV)

235 So, a federal judge has said that Trump cannot cut off funding to sanctuary cities.

Not sure when the Federal Judges became the Defacto Rulers of the USSA, but that's our new reality, and NO ONE is doing anything about it.

Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (FkAXz)

236 Anybody asked her how many abortions she's had?

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (0+2tr)

237 Posted by: JAS at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (EX4Wr)

As I have said many times, I believe that Hillary is in need of repentance and conversion and spiritual and emotional healing and I pray for she and Bill. I haven't been praying for Chelsea, I guess that i should add her to the list

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (fDdVG)

238 Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (SIY7D)

If she does run in your district, you should find a few leftist splinter parties to run their own candidates. I would be happy to kick in a fifty to the Rent is too Damn Socialist Workers Party if they ran against Chelsea.

Posted by: rd at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (iT57s)

239 Now I do want to point out because (humble brag) I
am in Florence and just enjoyed a fine Tuscan meal with a Chianti

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (1Yvf1)
========================

So so jealous. Have you seen Michaelangelo's David yet? Also, there's a side street off the main plaza that sells very nice leather jackets. I bought one in red there a few years back that I just love. Could you see if they have it in black? Thanks so much.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:42 PM (dFi94)

240
There's a hearing tomorrow for the only judge President Trump has currently nominated for a seat on a court.

Amul Thapar, a district court judge, is nominated for a seat on the 6th Circuit.

Thapar sentenced one of the defendants, 84-year-old nun Megan Rice, to 35 months in prison for breaking into the U.S. nuclear weapons complex and using blood to deface a bunker holding bomb-grade uranium, a demonstration that exposed serious security flaws; Rice had asked not to receive leniency and said she would be honored to receive a life sentence. The two other defendants were sentenced to more than five years in prison, in part because they had much longer criminal histories. The activists' attorneys asked the judge to sentence them to time they had already served, about nine months, because of their record of goodwill.

Thapar said he was concerned they showed no remorse and he wanted the punishment to be a deterrent for other activists. On appeal, the Sixth Circuit reversed the most serious convictions against the protesters and, in May 2015, ordered their immediate release from custody, noting that the protesters' sentencing guidelines now recommended substantially less time in custody than they had already served.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 05:42 PM (o6i/R)

241 So after the long national nightmare of the Obama years and near
catastrophe of a Hillary! Presidency, darling Chelsea falls into our
collective lap. When the liberals decide she is a liability, what new
horror will be trotted out? Who comes after Chelsea?



Something wicked this way comes.....

Posted by: Cry Hamhock and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 05:42 PM (kXoPF)

242 I have a Kindle fire with several books. I only buy the cheapies. That way, when the big EMT fries the thing I won't be out too much. Any classics I like to get hardcopy.


Posted by: JAS at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (EX4Wr)

243 VF and other "sane" leftists are horrified at the thought of Chelsea Clinton running for President (she could easily win a dark Blue safe House or Senate seat) because they realize she'd go down harder than an intern at her father's office than Hillary did last year.

Clinton Inc wants her for no other reason than to keep their operation running.

But I really hope these idiots keep pushing her. She'd make her mom look like a winner in comparison.

Posted by: Memories at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (mwcEF)

244 Probably this nrw Chelsea obsession by the media is a reaction to Ivanka.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (hMwEB)

245 You know mom and dad will be able to buy her a house seat don't you? Where she and Maxine Waters will have deep and profound conversation.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (6Ll1u)

246 >> When the liberals decide she is a liability, what new

horror will be trotted out? Who comes after Chelsea?


The radicals like Keith Ellison and Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (NOIQH)

247 I haven't been praying for Chelsea, I guess that i should add her to the list
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (fDdVG)


Oh, I'm sure there's no need, she seems to be quite the biblical scholar.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (8nWyX)

248
btw, that "peaceful protest" mentioned in the blurb above occurred in obama error in 2012.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 05:44 PM (o6i/R)

249 So, a federal judge has said that Trump cannot cut off funding to sanctuary cities.

Not
sure when the Federal Judges became the Defacto Rulers of the USSA, but
that's our new reality, and NO ONE is doing anything about it.



Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (FkAXz)


We were fool enough to think there was an election last year.

I am beyond anger.

Posted by: Cry Hamhock and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 05:44 PM (kXoPF)

250 There are 2 types of progressives. Those that wish to rule over other and those that wish to be ruled. The second class is always looking for the next kind, gentle ruler that will give them their daily bowl of porridge as well as run roughshod over those that question why they wish to be ruled over and why they settle for porridge.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 25, 2017 05:44 PM (bmkS9)

251 Indiana Jones and the Freckled Mish

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 05:44 PM (89T5c)

252 224 Well at least she's not drunk.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
_________

Aw shucks, Dean Wormer, I'm drunker'n Cooter Brown.

And dagnabbit, Ace shore is actin' like an ol' bitin' sow.

Posted by: Downhome Chelsea Clinton at April 25, 2017 05:45 PM (j+dfT)

253 Please stop posting about this loser!

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 05:46 PM (3myMJ)

254
am surprised the Chelsea campaign has started so early to foist her on the American public. She will be old news and gladly forgotten.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:38 PM (oiNtH)


They need a Clinton in office to keep the donations to the foundation from drying up

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 05:46 PM (lKyWE)

255 Sock off.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 25, 2017 05:46 PM (kXoPF)

256 OT but have to congratulate Baltimore for their fastest 100 murders in a year, that is a hard accomplishment to achieve.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 05:46 PM (Ot7+c)

257 Frankly I am surprised they are pushing Chelsea and not Michelle - after all, she was/is the most popular, divine, intelligent, wondrous First Lady ever!!

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 05:46 PM (a0IVu)

258 215 186
"I recognized that there were many expressions of faith that I don't agree with and feel [are] quite antithetical to how I read the Bible,

Code speak for a leftist view on homosexuality and in contrast to Jesus saying, "I am the way, the truth and the life" unless other people have any other idea about what Chelsea means by that. Oh, I forget-"Jesus was a sexist and so were all the other Biblical writers" blather and ill informed bs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:47 PM (fDdVG)

259 It is truly bizarre how the Dems hang all their hopes and dreams on this unaccomplished dish rag.

I mean...isn't there anyone else? Anyone. Else? I'm not a fan of Corey Booker, but at least he has...some sort of story to tell. Something. Anything. Shit, it can be made up. Just make up something plausible.

It really is a lot like their former obsession with the Kennedy family, which was also a bit baffling.

Anyone else sense democrats really want to be ruled by a royal family? "Just tell us what to do!"

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at April 25, 2017 05:47 PM (UgF8H)

260 You can put lipstick on a pig.

Mascara, on the other hand...

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 05:47 PM (ANIFC)

261 So, a federal judge has said that Trump cannot cut off funding to sanctuary cities.

Not
sure when the Federal Judges became the Defacto Rulers of the USSA, but that's our new reality, and NO ONE is doing anything about it.
Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (FkAXz)


We were fool enough to think there was an election last year.
I am beyond anger.
Posted by: Cry Hamhock and let slip the Hogs of War!




If Trump let's them, it's on him. If I were Trump, I'd instruct the DOJ to have federal marshals arrest the judge for aiding and abetting and tell him to hire a lawyer. Since fed courts have already said immigration law is the fed's bailiwick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:48 PM (rvtDF)

262 @blaster - good on you. been to Uffizi yet ?

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 05:48 PM (c6/9Q)

263 Trump should go all Hickory on these commie judges and simply state, "Judge so & so has made his ruling, now let's see him enforce it"; then go ahead and cut the funding. I want Trump to ignore the activist judges.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 05:48 PM (gbWkA)

264 "I recognized that there were many expressions of faith that I don't
agree with and feel [are] quite antithetical to how I read the Bible .....




I would like to hear more about her views on the Bible. Perhaps I can invite her to our next potluck.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:49 PM (dFi94)

265 Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (1Yvf1)

Find Maremma, on Via dei Benci very near the Cathedral of Santa Croce.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 05:49 PM (3myMJ)

266 So, a federal judge has said that Trump cannot cut off funding to sanctuary cities.

Not
sure when the Federal Judges became the Defacto Rulers of the USSA, but
that's our new reality, and NO ONE is doing anything about it.



Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 05:41 PM (FkAXz)

Yeah. We're not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 05:49 PM (ANIFC)

267 "OT but have to congratulate Baltimore for their fastest 100 murders in a year, that is a hard accomplishment to achieve."

Thank you.


We do try.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 05:49 PM (J+eG2)

268 I would gently suggest that the people who are upset by the overreach of the Federal judges write to President Trump and tell him this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:50 PM (fDdVG)

269 260 You can put lipstick on a pig.

WE TRIED THAT. DOES NOT WORK WITH THE MALES OF THE SPECIES.

Posted by: ISIS ANIMAL HUSBANDRY DIVISION at April 25, 2017 05:50 PM (TqXWc)

270
When the folks on the left are saying, 'Go away, Chelsea' is when we should be doing just the opposite.

Politics 101.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 05:50 PM (HTdUD)

271 This is spiraling out of control.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 05:50 PM (89T5c)

272 Reaction to Ivanka?


Brilliant. That's it.

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 05:50 PM (Mc+44)

273 Can a judge make Trump send money to San Francisco? How does that work exactly?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:50 PM (dFi94)

274 Judicial coup status:


[X] Intact
[ ] Crushed


But actually, this delaying order (haven't looked at it yet) might fall within a somewhat normal, somewhat lawful (temporary) exercise of judicial authority, even if it is highly unwise and substantively dubious.


Unlike the still-prevailing seizure of power (modern German history fans, yes, that is a heavy-handed reference) by the judiciary in the case of the admissions/immigration EO, which was utterly lawless and should have been ignored.


Oh - and some wild-eyed people who actually think policy and substance and reality and laws and the constitution matter, and that brain-dead lazy robotic deference to existing patterns of behavior don't matter, kinda sorta predicted exactly this sort of stuff (audacious even if lawful judicial aggression) would surely increase if the coup were not suppressed.


It wasn't, and it is.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 05:51 PM (PjWy4)

275 I want Trump to ignore the activist judges.



I want him to start arresting folks who ignore fed law. And btw, shit on Cali and Colorado by using the DEA to go after pot.

Show them what fed law means.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:51 PM (rvtDF)

276 Imma let you finish, Chelsea, but first you will blow, er, that guy over there.

Cuz this here dick is Chelsea proof.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2017 05:51 PM (wTwJ2)

277 "Despite being Southern as Polaris "
********
Love it.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 05:51 PM (Rsi2C)

278 @blaster, pro tip - when you count on your fingers, DO NOT start with you index finger, start with your thumb - uno, due, tre .

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 05:52 PM (c6/9Q)

279 "If she does run in your district,"

Nita Lowey's 17th district includes Chappaqua. Until 2013 Nita and Chappaqua were in the 18th.

The map got changed signifcantly. It's now Westchester north of Scarsdale and Rockland County. An R could win, especially if not running against an incumbent.

Chelsea bears her family's baggage, and would be a poor campaigner.

Recall that Caroline Kennedy got floated to replace Hillary in the Senate but got shot down for being "weak" and people mostly found her likeable

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 05:52 PM (SIY7D)

280 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 05:34 PM (fDdVG)


Hillary is not compatible with Christianity.

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 05:52 PM (Mc+44)

281 Will no one rid me of this troublesome judge!

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:53 PM (U0qYy)

282 I've had it up to HERE with Chelsea. Just STFU and go away. Count the money you don't care about. Pay for some poor black women's abortions, just SHUT UP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 05:53 PM (PY9jH)

283 I got an invite from the PA GOP to attend the Trump rally in Harrisburg this Saturday. Debating whether I should go or not.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 05:53 PM (ANIFC)

284 So, a federal judge has said that Trump cannot cut off funding to sanctuary cities.
=====

Yeah .

The federal judiciary does not control the purse strings.

"Hey Congress. Judge Gonad says you have to write a check. "

"Yeah , we'll get right on that. " zzzzz

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 05:53 PM (r58H0)

285


New York Times is reporting the fake news story that Ivanka was "jeered" in Berlin!!

Did it happen? I dunno. But it's still Fake News because it's pure irrelevant bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 05:53 PM (o6i/R)

286 "If she does run in your district,"

Nita Lowey's 17th district includes Chappaqua.





Is there a track there?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:53 PM (rvtDF)

287 What Meremortal said. Actually, ace, you're en fuego, so keep burning, man. Or, keep Burning Man?


Oh - and WTF with dogs and other animals in the f***ing passenger areas of planes, period? WTFF? How the F did this stupid idea ever get past the people-with-phobias/people-with-allergies issue, just to mention one?


Love pets and animals, and think having them on planes is as idiotic as "solar power," multiple genders, and "soft power".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 05:54 PM (PjWy4)

288
Hillary is not compatible with Christianity.
Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 05:52 PM (Mc+44)

Hillary is barely compatible with Huma. It goes downhill fast from there.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 05:54 PM (3myMJ)

289 I read on Newsbusters, some actress whose name I don't remember was asked about meeting Chelsea. She was gobsmacked and thunderstruck because CHELSEA! She felt unworthy to be in the atmosphere or something.

I just can't even even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 05:55 PM (PY9jH)

290 I may be in the minority, but I think Ivanka is Chelsea writ large. She just wasn't old enough to take advantage of it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 05:55 PM (6Ll1u)

291 Oh - and WTF with dogs and other animals in the f***ing passenger areas of planes, period? WTFF? How the F did this stupid idea ever get past the people-with-phobias/people-with-allergies issue, just to mention one?



How? The fact that cargo holds are not conducive to life.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:55 PM (rvtDF)

292 Hillary is not compatible with America. At least not the America I believe in and swore an oath to protect and defend.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 25, 2017 05:55 PM (kXoPF)

293 We got in this afternoon and did our leather shopping Davd and The Uffizi are tomorrow.

Our B&B is a stones throw from Il Duomo - literally. I have never had such a fantastic location for touring. It's about half a click to the Accademia tomorrow am.

Wish we were here longer places to go but to me, Tuscany has Italy's cuisine everything else is just Italian food.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:56 PM (1Yvf1)

294 275 I want Trump to ignore the activist judges.
I want him to start arresting folks who ignore fed law. And btw, shit on Cali and Colorado by using the DEA to go after pot.
Show them what fed law means.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 05:51 PM
====

Exactly. He has the same mechanisms Obama had. Maybe more.

If the law isn't applied everywhere it doesn't apply anywhere. Fix this lawless shit.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 05:56 PM (r58H0)

295 I was wondering where the Trump rallly was in Pa

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 05:57 PM (Ot7+c)

296 Oh, and grammie I will ask the proprietors if they have that jacket in black.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:57 PM (1Yvf1)

297 We got in this afternoon and did our leather shopping Davd and The Uffizi are tomorrow.



Our BB is a stones throw from Il Duomo - literally. I have
never had such a fantastic location for touring. It's about half a click
to the Accademia tomorrow am.



Wish we were here longer places to go but to me, Tuscany has Italy's cuisine everything else is just Italian food.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:56 PM (1Yvf1)


That's awesome. I want to go back so badly some day. Enjoy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 05:57 PM (PY9jH)

298 Chelsea, poor thing, is a homely as an aardvark, bless her heart.

Posted by: Southern Lady at April 25, 2017 05:57 PM (gbWkA)

299
The Republicans are very much in favor of these radical judges thwarting President Trump for two reasons:

1. It leaves them off the hook of openly opposing Trump.

2. It tempts Trump to ignore the judges' orders and gives the Republicans exactly what they want: a reason to impeach Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 05:57 PM (o6i/R)

300 213 Who's worse?

Lena Dunham or Chelsea "deep as the Atlantic" Clinton
Posted by: ed gibbon at April 25, 2017 05:35 PM (U0qYy)

In looks: Chelsea
In Intelligence: Again, Chelsea
In Character: Chelsea
In honesty: Chelsea


Chelsea, as a Clinton, sets a very, very, very low bar. You could actually strain your mind a little and think of something positive about Lena, like "she doesn't sweat a lot for a fat chick". But with Chelsea, her ugly is inside, outside and all the way through.


We can revisit this when Lena starts saying "Goodness Gracious"

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 05:58 PM (A3b6q)

301 Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:56 PM (1Yvf1)
======================================


Tomorrow we're going to Galena for a couple of days. Wanna swap locations? I'll even throw in a toy Union soldier. Or Confederate. Whichever you prefer.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 05:58 PM (dFi94)

302 "My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her moral compass, but also her life's work."

What a complete and stupendous load of bullshit. I'm not convinced her mother is even *human*, much less a "person of faith". Chelsea deserves to be tarred and feathered for even suggesting such nonsense.

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2017 05:58 PM (ewSN2)

303 "Authenticity: if you can take that you got it made!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 25, 2017 05:59 PM (mMmTb)

304 Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:56 PM (1Yvf1)

Food in Florence is great as it is kind of North meets South in terms of style. I'm very partial to the food in Abruzzo also.

I like Santa Croce better than the Duomo, though the basement of the Duomo is a great thing to see.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 05:59 PM (3myMJ)

305 "My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is
deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her
moral compass, but also her life's work."



What faith? Satanism?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 05:59 PM (PY9jH)

306 Any chance we can get Obama pissed that his are the lesser princesses and have them go to war?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 05:59 PM (vChNs)

307 Now I do want to point out because (humble brag) I
am in Florence and just enjoyed a fine Tuscan meal with a Chianti

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:39 PM (1Yvf1)


Nice, but beware. Those sneaky Chiantis will grab your wallet if you let down your guard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (Mouru)

308 In an alternative universe where there was a GOP with any sense, responsibility, and character, and a WH with some understanding of what they're up against and how short the fuse it (sadly I think this latter knock is starting to look well-founded), this latest judicial audacity might have a positive side effect.


Administrative actions to withhold/limit funds to "sanctuary" cities/states are fine, but hard conditionality in the language of appropriations bills is the real deal. In that it would be completely immune to judicial meddling, and equally important, it would force Dem and GOP incumbents to vote on the issue, directly.


As I said, in another universe. In this one, the WH will fiddle-f**k around the edges, signalling the lack of will that is all the GOP mainstream is looking for - so that it can stick to its "agenda" of tiny quarter-measures and kabuki without paying a price.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (PjWy4)

309 If you know Chelsea like runs and everything I hope you know she like chooses me for you know her running mate and everything because you know I need like a job or something.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy, American Royalty at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (97XyN)

310 We can revisit this when Lena starts saying "Goodness Gracious"

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 05:58 PM (A3b6q)

"Great balls of fire!"

Posted by: Lena's last boyfriend at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (ANIFC)

311
Oh, and grammie I will ask the proprietors if they have that jacket in black.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2017 05:57 PM (1Yvf1)
=================

Thank you! Size 8. I'm not sure how that works out in European numbers.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (dFi94)

312 FAKE! (God almighty...)

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (Navm9)

313 Hillary is going to hold a ritual to transfer her soul into Chelsea's
body so she can still be president after her rotten carcass gives out.


OK, now there is a explanation I can believe for spending all that money, and the media sucking her ass. Demonic to say the least.

Posted by: Paladin at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (hxLER)

314 There is a book of the Daily Devotionals or some such sent to Hillary during her campaign by her pastor.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (r/0kC)

315 Somebody has got to be the crossiant winner in the Clinton/Merwinky family since Mark tanked his hedge fund betting Greece.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2017 06:00 PM (jniE+)

316 What bugs me the most is that we get out maneuvered and beaten by these people. We apparently suck.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2017 06:01 PM (Sfs6o)

317 sounds great @blaster, enjoy !

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 06:01 PM (c6/9Q)

318 Recall that Caroline Kennedy got floated to replace Hillary in the Senate but got shot down for being "weak" and people mostly found her likeable

Posted by: Ignoramus


According to the A/P styleguide any reference to a Kennedy and the word 'floated' -- because of assorted non-floating Oldsmobile autos and non-floating JFK Jr aircraft -- is to be avoided.

Posted by: A/P StyleGuide at April 25, 2017 06:01 PM (HTdUD)

319 Chelsea has seen and heard a whole lot of shit in her household growing up. She thinks the shrieking and throwing of lamps and vases is normal.

Bitch be messed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 06:01 PM (PY9jH)

320 I like Santa Croce better than the Duomo, though the basement of the Duomo is a great thing to see.
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 05:59 PM (3myMJ)

Better than the basement of the Alamo, I take it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 06:01 PM (ANIFC)

321 What faith? Satanism?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 05:59 PM (PY9jH)


A self-made woman who worships her creator.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 25, 2017 06:02 PM (KmwvO)

322 In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
You've got your good things
And I've got mine

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2017 06:02 PM (MZcWR)

323 If you know Chelsea like runs and everything I hope you know she like chooses me for you know her running mate and everything because you know I need like a job or something.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy,

Yo bitches, catch me up at the club when you want to party!

Posted by: Malia Obama at April 25, 2017 06:02 PM (oiNtH)

324 "this Black Hole of negative Charisma and Achievement.."

Negrisma?

Nochievement?

Unchievement....antirisma...

This hubbell chick has us workin' overtime!

Posted by: Adjective Hut, right next to the Noun Lounge on Adverb Ave. at April 25, 2017 06:02 PM (1aMQH)

325 Shut the government down then.

Let judge activist asshole miss a few paychecks.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 06:02 PM (r58H0)

326 >>>>One thing this does highlight is that the Dems are still flailing
because if they had a contender for 2020 they would already be touting
them.
.
.
.They have two candidates....hillary and sanders, that's pretty much it. That perez guy might toss his hat into the ring but his first public event that he lets loose with the S and F bombs will be his last.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2017 06:02 PM (le7jz)

327 You betcha Chelsea is a rising star. She's already increased our sales 150% and we expect that so long as she's around, we're going to go gangbusters sales wise. The only better marketer for us were her mama. And her papa used some of our product to tighten some female equipment up if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Preparation H Marketing Department at April 25, 2017 06:03 PM (Sda6L)

328 "She manages to mix her mother's narcissism with her father's... well, what can we say she got from her actual father?"

TroutMouthTroutMouthTroutMouthHOGJOWL!!!!

Posted by: Fear the Zombie Hubbell, peons at April 25, 2017 06:04 PM (1aMQH)

329 In Florence I recommend the Bistecca alla Fiorentina (Florentine Steak) at Buca Mario.

I think they show the meat a photo of a oven and then serve it to you. yum.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 06:05 PM (vChNs)

330 Webb Hubbell = Whubbell

Chelsea Hubbell = Chubbell

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 06:05 PM (r58H0)

331 I was wondering where the Trump rallly was in Pa

Posted by: Skip


H-burg. Not the friendliest, not the unfriendliness of locations in PA.
Hopefully, the SS does their job.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 06:06 PM (HTdUD)

332 Another dem appointed judge has sharted.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 25, 2017 06:06 PM (0x/TW)

333 rickb, animals travelled in cargo for eons, forever, until recently. Don't recall the death toll looking like Treblinka, but maybe I missed something.


Soothsayer, one small error there. The GOP's "strategy," such as it is, is to absolutely avoid politics, utterly, apart from kabuki for dim voters in safe districts. Impeachment would never cross their mind. Their constituents have largely been OK with the dramatic degradation of the country and its institutions to date, their intermittent tantrums leading only to election of more GOPers who do little.


Impeachment is the big daddy of national politics, absolutely the opposite of the quiet, misleading, incremental, mostly meaningless "opposition" (or now, "leadership" or "governing") that most of the GOP incumbents have made a lifestyle.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 06:06 PM (PjWy4)

334 Fauxcahontas swears up and down that she will not run but I remember HRC saying the same thing. Heep big bullshitter.

Posted by: Malia Obama at April 25, 2017 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

335 My tinfoil conspiracy- Sasha O is a budding conservative and that is why you never see her.





Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2017 06:07 PM (jniE+)

336 Italy really does have the most marvelous food. My daughter and I were talking about that the other day. She said they must have magic ingredients over there or something, because food doesn't taste like that over here. Either does the wine.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 06:07 PM (dFi94)

337 I learned to read at three. I read Freddy The Pig adventures. Hmmm.

Posted by: pat at April 25, 2017 06:08 PM (4MSOz)

338
"My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is

deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her

moral compass, but also her life's work."

...and then her lips fell off.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 25, 2017 06:08 PM (qJhUV)

339 "It is deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her moral compass, but also her life's work."

Pfft. Can she adjust the magnetic declination on her moral compass just by clenching? DIDN'T THINK SO.

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at April 25, 2017 06:10 PM (8nWyX)

340 My heart breaks for them...

@Breaking911 10m
This is the scene inside Penn Station following train issues that are causing delays and cancellations - WABC


...and then I start laughing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 06:10 PM (GgzGa)

341 Better than the basement of the Alamo, I take it.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 06:01 PM (ANIFC)

The Alamo is quite important to me as I'm descended from Alamo Defender Thomas Miller, Gonzales, Texas on my mother's side.

On Dad's side, I come from the Samnites, the tribe the Romans never defeated.

Basement of the Duomo goes back to 400 A.D. Has the original altar from that period, many graves and other interesting things.

The best of all is the Scavi Tour, which takes you below the basement of St. Pater's in Rome. Goes back to Pagan days and contains the claimed resting place of St. Peter himself, 3 floors directly below the Main Altar.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 06:11 PM (3myMJ)

342 " I did not have sex with that woman"

"While we were dodging sniper fire"

"My mother is very deeply a person of faith"

The Clintons have become so passé.

Posted by: Malia Obama at April 25, 2017 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

343 Defunding cities is unconstitutional? I'd posit that funding cities is unconstitutional.

DJT should just ignore it. What's the judge gonna do?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2017 06:11 PM (kTF2Z)

344 Off brat sock!!

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

345 "My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her moral compass, but also her life's work."



Which faith is it again that pushes abortion as a sacrament?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 06:12 PM (rvtDF)

346 It is time to start running for 18, thank god that they only have 2 year's in office. Issa will be lucky if he gets elected again even here in Orange County

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 06:12 PM (6Ll1u)

347 There is no such thing as Italian food in the US. The closest you can come to authentic Italian food in the US is in New York/New Jersey.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 06:12 PM (gbWkA)

348 "My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is

deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her

moral compass, but also her life's work."



Hate to go all grammarian, but what the fuck is this. "...is very deeply a person..." er, that's debatable.""It" is very authentic" what is very authentic, what does "it" refer to? I assume she means faith. All faith is authentic because it's a supernatural gift, but it's odd she has to say she's not faking.

Her life's work is $$$

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 06:12 PM (Mc+44)

349 You can be a person of deep faith, and be completely ca-ca. It all depends on where, or in whom, that faith is placed. If you have deep faith that Allah will bring you to Paradise, I'm very sorry my friend but your faith will do you no good. If your faith is in "mankind", you are just engaging in idol worship - the idol being yourself. The only faith that is true, is faith in the one true God of the Bible. All other ground is sinking sand.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 06:12 PM (dFi94)

350 Only time will tell, but I'll put at least 100 quatloos on the proposition that this WH retreat on border security (on the process, at this point) will prove to be a turning point. Of the bad kind.


"100 days" is a stupid meaningless metric. But there *is* something like perishable momentum in politics, esp. in the case of an unprecedented revolt, which Trump's election represents. Deferring a fight until regular appropriations bills in the fall runs a very big risk of 1) intervening events 2) signalling lack of will to the Dems but more importantly to the GOP, which is Trump's principal obstacle.


And to shy away from a nearly perfect opportunity to 1) put the Dems, and much of the GOP, on the spot on one of the most important one-sided issues (that was among the key reasons Trump was elected), and 2) orchestrate a "shut-down" to do maximum political damage to Dems AND to the very idea that "shut-downs" are a crisis ...... wow.


There will be many here with less understanding of stupid Beltway mechanics and politics who will instinctively defend this move, as always. They will dismiss any negative reaction as hysterical whining. They will be certainly wrong in that, and most likely wrong in not seeing the risks Trump has just taken on.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 06:13 PM (PjWy4)

351 I'd say feed her to a Narwhale.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 25, 2017 06:13 PM (Z6LQG)

352 Chelsea Clinton
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 06:13 PM (Nwg0u)

353 does she remember dodging sniper fire too?

Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 06:14 PM (PWNxU)

354 My heart breaks for them...



@Breaking911 10m

This is the scene inside Penn Station following train issues that are causing delays and cancellations - WABC



...and then I start laughing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----
I could probably manage to break some wind for them.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2017 06:15 PM (8b+oT)

355 HRC of deep faith who lies so effortlessly while standing over 4 coffins. How authentic.

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

356 Superstar is morphing into media absorbing black hole.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2017 06:15 PM (8b+oT)

357
"My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. "It is deeply authentic and real for my mother, and it guides so much of her moral compass, but also her life's work."


I'm sure it was her deep faith that drove her to lie her ass off about her secret server instead of coming clean and telling the truth

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 06:15 PM (lKyWE)

358 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Amy Carter at April 25, 2017 06:15 PM (TDJsa)

359 Chelsea just wants to know what being a total loser feels like.

Posted by: KentAllard at April 25, 2017 06:15 PM (TQw9b)

360
I'm trying very hard to like AG Jeff Sessions but having a hard time remembering Jeff Sessions.

I hope to be proven wrong momentarily.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 06:16 PM (HTdUD)

361 I'd say feed her to a Narwhale.

Posted by: TexasJew
-----
Fuck you, too.

Posted by: The Narwhales at April 25, 2017 06:16 PM (8b+oT)

362 The Democrats, if they want Chelsea in office somewhere, should start shopping for a seat that is a sure thing. Probably not in some state where Chelsea wouldn't want to live, but she would love California, at least the southern part. After all her mother was a carpetbagger.

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 06:16 PM (ariyZ)

363 The legislature in Venezuela has been desperately trying to reign in the madness. Even many former Chavistas have been seeking change. Maduro vetoes legislation, of course, but there have been over-rides.

But the COURTS, stacked with leftist ideologues, keep saying the measures are....drumroll....unconstitutional.

This is where we are.
Except we have a bigger design margin in our economy.

Judicial TYRANNY.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 25, 2017 06:17 PM (0jtPF)

364 "I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."

The thing that pisses me off the most about the liberal media is that they let her get away with obvious bullshit like this. She's living in a condo that's supposed to be worth 10 million dollars.
And the media types let her get away with a stupid line like that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2017 06:18 PM (+lVUW)

365 I also don't buy this BS story about 6 y/o Chelsea quitting anything because of abortion. That one goes right into the trash can along with the Hilary "Marine corps told me not to bother applying" story, and a bunch of other on their face stupid poseur Clinton lies.

On the merits, lets imagine asking (say) a dozen 6 year olds whether or not its "OK" to kill unborn babies in their mommies tummies and see what kind of answers you get.

(Please don't. . .this is rhetorical). I'd never even acknowledge to a 6y/o that there were such a thing as "abortion", but I'd bet to a one every single one would be horrified and say this was not OK!

Posted by: looking closely at April 25, 2017 06:18 PM (0hzM1)

366 Thank god that there were no pictures!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 25, 2017 06:18 PM (cOHS7)

367 "this WH retreat on border security (on the process, at this point) will prove to be a turning point. Of the bad kind."

It's still early. And the fight is on several fronts.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 06:19 PM (SIY7D)

368
I'm not excessively excited about not having an expensive 40 foot tall border wall. With unemployment in this country being what it is, a six foot tall chain link fence with wire on top is sufficient given enough people driving by every hour.

But g-d damn it, I want those people driving by doing the job they're being paid to do.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 06:21 PM (HTdUD)

369 Well, if she can't follow in her fadda and mutta's footsteps she can always do low budget porn.

"Chelsea Does the Hamptons" or some such title.

She can earn extra by doing butt stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2017 06:21 PM (5VlCp)

370 " her reading habits (she says she has an "embarrassingly large" collection of books on her Kindle)"

Why would it be embarrassing to have a large collection of books on Kindle? Would someone mock her? "Ha, ha, just look at all those damn books you have!"

I guess it could be embarrassing if your large collection of books consisted of titles like "Prison Sluts" or "The Milkman's Adventures."

But I doubt that's the case when it comes to Chelsea. She's probably embarrassed because her collection is more like "Good Night, Moon" and "The Cat in the Hat." It's taking her a long time to get through them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 25, 2017 06:21 PM (P8951)

371 #364
Of course she doesn't care about money. She's been handed more of it than she can possibly spend her entire life. Her husband is a rich hedge fund guy (who blew up his clients, but I digress).

Erase her bank account and put her on the street, having to earn a living on her own in a job NOT secured by nepotism, and then see how much she "cares" about money. I think at that point she'll discover that indeed, she does care about it. . .just a little bit.

Posted by: looking closely at April 25, 2017 06:22 PM (0hzM1)

372 "this WH retreat on border security (on the process, at this point) will prove to be a turning point. Of the bad kind."

It's still early. And the fight is on several fronts.




How about on the slam dunk winning front?
"Border security is federal law. Courts have repeatedly said that".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 06:22 PM (rvtDF)

373 107 Hillary is going to hold a ritual to transfer her soul into Chelsea's body so she can still be president after her rotten carcass gives out.
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (r/0kC)

Sarah Hoyt has a series that does an sf version of that.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (hMwEB)

The final episode of Star Trek TOS had that where a crazy woman who wanted a captaincy and power but never got it uses a device to transfer her soul into Kirk's and vice versa. If you want to see how Hillary would have been in power, watch that episode. If you want to see a good TOS episode by all means pass on that one.

When Kirk's soul was restored to his body, his big regret was never finding out what it was like to fuck himself.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2017 06:22 PM (AOrEZ)

374 they are moving anti missile defense systems to Korea, time to duck and cover ?

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 06:22 PM (c6/9Q)

375 The food critic in the register thinks little siagon will be the next tourist destination, because of their food. Westminster is a different place now from when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 06:22 PM (6Ll1u)

376 Lena Dunham bikini photo side by side with Chelsea Dr. No pic.

Posted by: Vomit inducing thought of the day at April 25, 2017 06:23 PM (TDJsa)

377 370
Its "embarrassingly large" because she's never read any of them. Had she read them, she'd be talking about having read an embarrassingly large number of books, etc.

Posted by: looking closely at April 25, 2017 06:23 PM (0hzM1)

378 Ugh. Saturday is the last day of the NFL draft, and the Penn Relays in Philly. Half the roads will be shut down. The traffic on 76 will be beyond a nightmare trying to get to Harrisburg to see Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

379 Banned again?

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 25, 2017 06:24 PM (1QCD4)

380 I'm sick of the Clintons.

I'm sick of the effete GOPe leadership.

I'm damn sick of judges ruling by fiat.

I'm thisclose to joining Let It Burn, because I'd probably die early anyway when my heart and diabetes meds run out.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (rJUlF)

381 362 The Democrats, if they want Chelsea in office somewhere, should start shopping for a seat that is a sure thing"

I read that in that book "Shattered" about the flaming shitwreck that was the Hillary campaign, they say she's being groomed for NY-17. Rockland and part of Westchester County.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (P8951)

382 Yay unbanned!

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (1QCD4)

383 After all her mother was a carpetbagger.
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 06:16 PM (ariyZ)

Is that what you Trumpbots are calling us now!!!!

Posted by: Rosie O'Besity at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (AOrEZ)

384 "this WH retreat on border security (on the process, at this point) will prove to be a turning point. Of the bad kind."

I don't care about the wall. I never did. What I care about is interior enforcement. On that, Trump gets a B- ... which, in and of itself, isn't the best but considering that everyone before him (and everyone who ran against him) got Fs - not just Fs but scores in the low 20s - then his B- looks pretty good.

There's no need for a wall so long as there is serious interior enforcement. If there's no serious interior enforcement then a wall won't do anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (zc3Db)

385 I read retreat on border security to mean the Wall. Sessions and others are already "winning" a lot on border security.

Adverse court orders will get over-turned, eventually.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (SIY7D)

386 Bah the age of two, ah was writin' reguharly to the Penthouse Forum. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (Tyii7)

387 374 they are moving anti missile defense systems to Korea, time to duck and cover ?
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 06:22 PM (c6/9Q)

Someone here predicted that the Korean War will start on the night of the WHCD, just to fuck with the Nerd Prom.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (ANIFC)

388 Not worried about the Wall, it's coming.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 06:26 PM (3myMJ)

389 *"My mother is very deeply a person of faith," Chelsea said. *

Hilliarty's deep faith is in Hilliarty. No one else crosses ger mind.

Posted by: tbodie at April 25, 2017 06:26 PM (9uM86)

390 The closest you can come to authentic Italian food in the US is in New York/New Jersey.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 06:12 PM (gbWkA)


Leaving tomorrow morning for a wedding in North Haledon, NJ. We're going to spend Friday and Saturday in NYC. I keep asking the horde recommendations for old school Italian. We're thinking of going to Peter Luger's for steaks.


Any ideas appreciated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 06:27 PM (PY9jH)

391 Someone here predicted that the Korean War will start on the night of the WHCD, just to fuck with the Nerd Prom.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (ANIFC)

I think the nerd prom at DC George Washington HS would be sufficient for that

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 06:28 PM (c6/9Q)

392 You know she's gonna run for something and prolly win.

Why? Look around you.

Your neighbor. Coworker. That dumbass with the coexist sticker.

Hell, we elected Barky twice ffs!

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 25, 2017 06:28 PM (1QCD4)

393 351 I'd say feed her to a Narwhale.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 25, 2017 06:13 PM
===

Hmm. The cannibalism option. Could work.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 06:28 PM (r58H0)

394 "they say she's being groomed for NY-17. Rockland and part of Westchester County."

See me above at 105 and 279

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 06:28 PM (SIY7D)

395 I read that in that book "Shattered" about the flaming shitwreck that was the Hillary campaign, they say she's being groomed for NY-17.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (P8951)


It's a thankless job.

Posted by: A team of stablehands at April 25, 2017 06:29 PM (8nWyX)

396 To be fair a lot of women have embarrassingly large kindle collections. Of nonsense self help books and romance porn. Classics not so much.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 25, 2017 06:29 PM (nFwvY)

397 That turd writing in Vanity Fair re: Chelsea, while sick of her just as ACE mentions, just couldn't make the entire article without turning the whole thing into a bust on the GOP. After that long piece, he leaves the last few sentences for a slam on G. Bush I II, says Chelsea is a clunk like Jeb! and then he takes a swing at Trump. No doubt he was to try to lessen the sting he's going to get from his circle of lefty stupidity once the article hits general circulation.

Posted by: MSTisdale at April 25, 2017 06:29 PM (g9d8D)

398 PDT has gotten a little breathing space on the border.
I have seen several different statistics on the decrease of crossings.
PDT has scared the shit out the illegals, but if he doesn't keep up the flood will come back.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2017 06:30 PM (jniE+)

399 "We're thinking of going to Peter Luger's for steaks. "

Luger's is awesome. I went to a really good eye-tye place in Manhattan in the early '90's but unfortunately I don't remember the name of it and it might not be there now anyway. It's been a while since I've been to NYC.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 25, 2017 06:30 PM (P8951)

400 Did anyone else mention that TDS is real? Cuz it is.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 06:31 PM (r58H0)

401 *"Good Night, Moon" *

Heh, got that one in my hard back library.

When oldest was 6 i read that every night for a year.

Good times.

Posted by: tbodie at April 25, 2017 06:32 PM (9uM86)

402 Too Dumb to Care About Money:
The Chelsea Clinton Story

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2017 06:32 PM (q177U)

403 Forged In Fire

The best show on tv.


"This blade will keel"

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 25, 2017 06:32 PM (1QCD4)

404 Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 06:28 PM (SIY7D)

It would be sweet if she ran and lost.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 25, 2017 06:33 PM (P8951)

405 We have a lot of pizza shops here that claim to have NY pizza, but they don't. I don't know anyone who goes to California Pizza Kitchen for the pizza, hot milfs ya but not the food.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 06:33 PM (6Ll1u)

406 It would be sweet if she ran and lost.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 25, 2017 06:33 PM (P8951)


It would be sweeter if she just got lost.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2017 06:33 PM (zc3Db)

407 Anyone who didn't check out the Chelsea thread from last night needs to GO THERE NOW.

Make sure you have at least one gallon of eye bleach handy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 06:34 PM (PY9jH)

408 BTW, Cruz introduced a bill to use seized Mexican drug money to pay for the Wall.

There's $18 billion of it.

That will shake a few more out into the open.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 06:34 PM (3myMJ)

409 Christopher Walken reads Good Night Moon on The Simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1mdBYrFBU

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 25, 2017 06:34 PM (SIY7D)

410 Has anyone got a copy of "Good Night Moron?" A soon-to-be classic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 06:35 PM (PY9jH)

411
BTW, Cruz introduced a bill to use seized Mexican drug money to pay for the Wall.

That makes too much sense to pass

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 06:36 PM (lKyWE)

412 Make sure you have at least one gallon of eye bleach handy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 06:34 PM (PY9jH)

Just the mention of that set my eyes off again. You should post a nice pic that will undo that.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 06:36 PM (3myMJ)

413 OM, one of the COBS mentioned recently that y'all like suggestions.

So maybe one day do a favorite book to read to kids/grandkids post. On Sunday. Since we're all wearing pants, anyway.

Posted by: tbodie at April 25, 2017 06:36 PM (9uM86)

414 408 BTW, Cruz introduced a bill to use seized Mexican drug money to pay for the Wall.

There's $18 billion of it.
======


It's like there was an actual plan or something.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 06:37 PM (r58H0)

415 407 Anyone who didn't check out the Chelsea thread from last night needs to GO THERE NOW.

I saw it last night.

Last night is when I found out they don't stock eye bleach at the store down the street.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 25, 2017 06:37 PM (rJUlF)

416 I'm all for the dirty jeans thing.

If you can find people dumb enough to shell out $425 for jeans with fake caked on mud (hint: Yes you can!), then by all means relieve them of their ill gotten lucre. This is what we should be doing. Sell pointless crap to the preening sophisticates for ridiculous sums. Then sit back and marvel at the social media marvel that has been wrought.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 06:38 PM (PlGk9)

417 On a Sunday. Don't mean to tell you your business.

Posted by: tbodie at April 25, 2017 06:39 PM (9uM86)

418 I would like to get a Constitutional amendment that states that all spouses, siblings, children or grandchildren of elected politicians are ineligible for elected office in that same strata of government.

Enough with the royal lines of retards, already.

And I'm not joking about this. There is nothing worse than a familial political dynasty ... and America is very quickly devolving into nothing but familial dynasties. It is repulsive in the extreme.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2017 06:40 PM (zc3Db)

419 Someone in a previous thread floated the idea that Chelsea is Hillary's
retirement plan: to shed her decrepit corpse and use her will to force
her way in and wear Chelsea as a fleshy vehicle for another few decades
of political aspiration.


There's a reason H.P. Lovecraft's "The Thing on the Doorstep" resonates so well. Others up above have mentioned Sarah Hoyt and Star Trek, but the master got to it first.

Check out "The Skeleton Key" for what's probably the best film version of the story.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 25, 2017 06:41 PM (FftaI)

420 *And I'm not joking about this. There is nothing worse than a familial political dynasty ... and America is very quickly devolving into nothing but familial dynasties. It is repulsive in the extreme*.

I'll pass this law my 2nd term as POTUS!

Posted by: M. Obumbles at April 25, 2017 06:42 PM (9uM86)

421 Check that, it is estimated that the seized assets total $14 billion.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 06:43 PM (3myMJ)

422 Damn, NOOD.

Posted by: tbodie at April 25, 2017 06:44 PM (9uM86)

423 The absolute opposite of an Alpha male would be an Omega male, not a Zeta.

Alphabetical order is different in Greek.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck, MD at April 25, 2017 07:01 PM (5xRXp)

424 Uh-uh-oh! Great balls o' fire, I'm bodacious!
Uh-uh-oh! Great balls o' fire, I'm a fright!
Uh-uh-oh! Great balls o' fire, goodness gracious!
-- Folksy Chelsea

Posted by: melanerpes at April 25, 2017 07:16 PM (g/ef4)

425 Will this woman ever check her white privilege?

Chelsea Clinton is whiter than a beluga whale carved from alabaster on a glacier during an Antarctic blizzard.

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2017 07:22 PM (TNQMS)

426 Poor thing* she's got a face for radio, voice for silent movies and a body that Lena Dunham would, uh, maybe trade for, maybe not, what would be the point?

*Said in habit. Chelsea's tweets reveal an elitist arrogance that is as ugly as she and she apparently is an asshole and bitch to staffers and underlings.

Posted by: oddnot at April 25, 2017 07:29 PM (g1MTt)

427 Can she retrieve ducks?

Posted by: Great Uncle Si, the Fairy at April 25, 2017 07:31 PM (XcOXh)

428 I'd consider simple non-compliance. Cut the funds anyway since this is clearly a politically motivated illegal act by the judge. Make a clear statement of this fact, and cite the multiple cases supporting this decision. California and some other will sue, but in the meantime - they feel the pain.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at April 25, 2017 08:01 PM (UgF8H)

429 "She also has a tendency to say she's not running for any office, and then list the many possible offices she could run for, but is not, currently, running for. Yet."

I notice she didn't mention dog catcher.

Posted by: Super Genius at April 26, 2017 09:39 AM (8pnHX)

430 Chelsea's father? Look up a full face photo of Web Hubbell, then tell me who her father is.

Posted by: Born Free at April 26, 2017 11:47 AM (XNq1H)

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