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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Mark Halperin Hates Dogs and JoySo journ0list Mark Halperin castigated Delta for the indignity of having to sit next to this obviously-dangerous dog on his first class flight:
[Tweet] We were abt to take off on redeye. Dog was cute. I was sharing pix & expressing surprise owner/dog hadn't been put 2gether.No time for essay https://t.co/gz4WYJvJGA — Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) April 23, 2017Talk about doubling down! However, Halperin's recollection of that fateful red-eye doesn't jibe with that of Charlie's owner, Anthony Pisano. Pisano, who works as a flight attendant for Delta, reached out via Twitter to say that, not only did Halperin not offer to trade seats but, rather than expressing concern that Delta was seating support animals apart from their owners, he told a flight attendant that he refused to sit next to a dog. What's more, in Pisano's telling, Halperin wouldn't speak to him or even look at him while the situation was resolved....So it was the 10:45 red eye on delta. in first class the seating arrangement was A-BC-D seating. I had purchased 6A and 6B and Halperin was in 6C. The dog and I fly back and forth from California to NY 2-3 times a month. I am always aware to make sure to get the dog her own seat (she lays on the floor and sleeps) to ensure she doesn't encroach anyone's personal space. So I put Charlie (the dog) in 6A where she was great. She was in arms reach and everything was cool. Right before we took off the dog came and sat in between my legs for take off so she was secured. At this point halperin (I had no idea who he was) calls for a flight attendant and tells her that he refuses to sit next to a dog. Those were his exact words. At that point I noticed he took a picture of the dog which I just ignored. Next thing you know the lead flight attendant asked if I minded giving halperin 6A. It was so strange he wouldn't even look or speak to me about it. If he would have asked me I would have obliged, no big deal. I couldn't believe how rude this guy was carrying on as I sat right next to him. So I obliged, he moved into 6A and left his shoes and a mess in his little first class cubicle area. I politely brought him his shoes and belongings to which he literally looked the other way and that was that. I then woke up this morning to a friend sending me the article and was in shock reading his tweets. Mind you Delta did absolutely nothing wrong, the flight attendant were extremely accommodating to his wishes all while trying to make sure I wasn't upset in any way. They handled the situation kindly and professionally. So, eh, in a way, Halperin is kind of right. The seating arrangement was A (aisle) BC (aisle) D Correction: If I'd read the damn article I quoted, which I obviously did not, I'd've known that Pisano says the dog was in A -- the window seat, all alone -- but only came over to B (next to Halperin) to be comforted during take-off. At all other times (or most other times), presumably, the dog would be all alone by the window. This does make it look like Halperin is a dick who just wanted the window seat, or to sit alone, and used the Dog Complaint to get it. Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick. If Pisano is right, avoiding even looking at him during this easily-untangled knot is a dick move. Halperin has always struck me as uptight and high-strung, and refusing-to-look-someone-in-the-eye just because you're having minor conflict with them fits that impression. And maybe he just wanted the window seat -- though no one who wants to broadcast that he's a frequent First Class flyer would admit he wants to sit by the window and see things he's seen a thousand times before. I think Halperin was using the technique of grumbleflaunting here. It's considered rude and uncouth to, as Trump does, simply announce you have a lot of money and access to elite goods. The way the well-educated, well-socialized upper middle class prefers to brag on itself is through grumbleflaunting, where you complain about some defect in an elite good, which demonstrates 1, you have access to that elite good (like First Class berthing) and 2, you're so sophisticated you can actually critique the relative goodness and eliteness of elite goods. So like here's a grumbleflaunt: So I was flying at Mach 5 in the Secret Concorde and this chubby model, Kate Upton or whatever, asked if she could "sit on my face later." Really, @delta?! We have assigned seats for a reason! And maybe extend your legroom beyond the cramped three yards we have so that this busty supermodel doesn't have to make rude demands of fellow passengers just to stretch out her long legs, which are the color of pale honey infused with Pleasure-Heightening Drugs That Poor People Can't Afford and have the gracefully abrupt curves of my favorite Ferrari.* * I mean of the street-legal Ferraris I own, of course. I'm not counting the unlicensed Flying Ferrari, for obvious reasons.For Further Review and Contemplation: How do you think you can use the technique of grumbleflaunting to raise your own social cachet? Putting Theory Into Practice: Try a series of grumbleflaunts with your friends and co-workers. If your grumbleflaunt is successful, you will see their eyebrows rise covetously and you will rise in social cachet. If your grumbleflaunt is unsuccessful, you will be punched square in the nose. As you should be. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
All boxy & grey. Like Philly.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:15 PM (7HtZB) 2
Corgis summoned
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:16 PM (7HtZB) 3
feeling boxed in here
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:17 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Kreplach at April 25, 2017 03:17 PM (Gh/jd) 5
Tight. Ship.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:17 PM (f7W3D) 6
That dog is obviously a Wolf Hybrid. No wonder the journalist is concerned.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (x7OgJ) 7
this format is called grumbleflaunt-bold
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (7n4KQ) Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D) Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (HBKaX) 10
Logically, yeah, you'd want the dog and his owner in B and C, and not next to another passenger. (Or put the dog in A -- but then that gives up the window seat to a dog. Though the dog would presumably enjoy that.)
--- Just a reminder to the dog, airplane windows don't open. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (7ZVPa) 11
As grey as Spring Pennsylvania Weather.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (WDCYi) Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (RKQ/v) 13
A couple Martinis and I bet that dog lets his bow-tie down.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (TJCSB) Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ) 15
It's Bo, the Portuguese!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (IqV8l) 16
Halperin is being canineaphobic
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (7n4KQ) 17
Let me get this straight: The dog is a support animal owned by a flight attendant? A flight attendant needs a support animal to fly?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (a3sfz) 18
I have some acquaintances who saw this when Halperin tweeted it, and they let me know he got all kinds of grief over his, well, reaction.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (eytER) 19
In Flight Meal!!
Posted by: B.Obama at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (FZYNt) 20
Gray is the New White...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (jjaLl) 21
He is so so cute!!! (the dog, I mean). Who wouldn't want to sit next to him instead of some human.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (a0IVu) 22
I knew someone who got rended in the gobberwarts with a grumbleflaunt. Not pleasant.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (8nWyX) 23
I gotta say, not gonna lose much sleep over this one.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (qJhUV) 24
Why didn't they just beat the dog up and drag it off the plane?
Posted by: United Airlines at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (HgMAr) 25
Beautiful dog.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni) 26
So, Ace - Did you forget which shelf you put 'HTML for Dummiez' on?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (f7W3D) 27
Really Ace..... I never feel all gray and boxy when commenting at Mother Jones, The Nation or Brandy Sniffers of The Hampton websites.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (lgpzi) 28
Use the fire hydrants in coach only, please.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (7n4KQ) 29
Is it me, or are we floating in a gray mist??
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (jjaLl) 30
When I first saw the thing, I thought Halperin was making a *joke* - coming on the heels of United and American kerfluffles.
Good to know he was serious, and just being an asshole. Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (17QyB) 31
So, airlines and their passengers don't like each other. This has been established since the United incident, in very clear light.
Maybe just Halperin wanted to signal that he was with everyone else in his contempt for airlines, and he found his first opportunity. So...he's a lemming in search of acceptance. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (/prE6) 32
WAAARGARBL!
Posted by: The Dog After His 3rd Gin and Tonic at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (f7W3D) Posted by: Kanye West at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (eSx+E) 34
We're flying Delta tomorrow. I hope I'm not seated next to a support monkey/chicken/goat/whatever.
WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog? And yeah, Halperin is a total dick. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH) 35
"Do you know what a dog's catnip is? Hugs." - Not Mark Halperin
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (TJCSB) 36
I've sat next to much worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (KlI/a) 37
OMG, that dog is too adorable. Like ... too adorable. I want to squeeze it right now!
Posted by: sunny-dee at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (QAOZh) 38
is that the gay dog from Sourh Park?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (7kWyQ) 39
I'd rather sit next to that dog than any human. Dog looks incredibly cute.
Halperin, you're a jackass. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (U+nHb) 40
i can't believe I only got 2 cases of grapes out of the dumpster at Whole Foods, this toilet wine is going to be weak.
#grumbleflaunt Posted by: Woooooooah at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (oln0r) 41
"Logically, yeah, you'd want the dog and his owner in B and C, and not next to another passenger. (Or put the dog in A -- but then that gives up the window seat to a dog. Though the dog would presumably enjoy that.)"
I see a dog, its head stuck out the window of the jet, ears flapping in the wind, sniffing and barking. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq) 42
Isn't it a boy dog? Why is he wearing a pink bow tie?
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (a0IVu) 43
My 'support animal' is a honey badger.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (RKQ/v) 44
Yep, Dog and owner should have been in side by side seats, not across the aisle. The dog owner booked the seating arraignment and flies two or three times a month and should know how the seats are arraigned.
Was the dog a big dog, or little one? Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (e7FCa) 45
When I was at Yale most of the support dogs I came in contact with belonged to private jet pilots not attendents and were much cuter and more expensive.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (fo0go) 46
Sure is dark in here.
Isn't Halperin kind of a regular on Morning Joe? All those prog douchetards look the same. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (PY9jH) 47
The Grumbleflaunt is known to be the even snootier cousin of the Humblebrag.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (WDCYi) 48
I kind of wish that dog had a Twitter account,
"You won't believe the asshole I almost had to sit next to. And he likes that President who ate my father." Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (eytER) 49
"Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick."
Awesome. Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (f7W3D) 50
42 Girl dog.
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (r/0kC) 51
So, airlines and their passengers don't like each other. This has been established since the United incident, in very clear light.
........... I know, it's almost like those darn passengers want to go places and stuff. Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (HgMAr) 52
So a Delta flight attendant is publicly running down a Delta passenger for getting snippy about the flight attendant's dog being aboard? That doesn't sound prudent.
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (mrfTe) 53
Journohack has a first class ticket.
Complains he is sitting next to a cute, well behaved dog, not a 400lb land whale in cramped, err, economy class. Someone should really write an article about the bubble the media is in... Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (eSx+E) 54
Yum, in flight meal !!!
Posted by: O'Bummer at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (2cfUo) 55
Shouldn't the support dog be wearing a vest and ID or something?
Anyhow, Halperin is still a yuge douche. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH) 56
I don't trust people who don't like dogs. This doesn't weed out a lot of liberal idiots or even all muzzies (some of the light core, married to regular folks have family dogs) but its a good starting point.
I actually could accept a mild grumble about dog hair and slobber spillover when you've paid for a first class seat and are dressed up, but first you'd have to be honest and start by saying you'd like Delta to let you decide whether you want to avoid sitting close to a dog when you bought your ticket. Posted by: PaleRider at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (eASYU) 57
First of all, let us all take a moment to look at the awesomeness of that doglet because that is an awesome doglet of awesomeness.
II. The guy buys his dog a first class plane ticket. You, sir, are awesomeness topped with fantasticness. C. Mark Halperin is an asshole who never contemplated the possibility that the doglet's owner would see this and respond. hahahahahahahahahahaha Four. NO SERIOUSLY LOOKIT THE DOGLET IT'S SO CUTE OMG SERIOUSLY LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT Cinco. Mark Halperin is an asshole. Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (mf5HN) 58
cause I eat dogs, get it?
Posted by: O'Bummer at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (2cfUo) 59
Delta has the best in flight meals!
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (QMggM) 60
"12 yea, ok he's a Dick, but 'support animals'?"
Its a new think I have been seeing on flights for people that do not have an apparent handicap. Sat next to one last year. Dog was fine and not a problem. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (OD2ni) 61
my bad, I didn't see 19
shoulda known Posted by: O'Bummer at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (2cfUo) 62
Not to be confused with grumblefarts.
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (yqvys) 63
Another reason I don't want to fly anymore. 'Support' animals. I like dogs but don't want to sit next to them for hours on end. I want to throw a stick in a pond and watch them retrieve it. Rub their ears. Watch them stand at the bow of the boat as we head off to go fishing, wind blowing through their bodies, while they're so excited about what the day will bring. Maybe if I had a better opinion of the people I have experienced who needed support animals I might feel differently, but I've only known full scale leftists who required such things. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (HTdUD) 64
Not to be mistaken for Mark Helprin, an actual writer, and author of A Soldier of the Great War and Refiner's Fire, among many other fine works.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (zKIA2) 65
reminds me of the time I flew from some God forsaken town in Uzbekistan to Kazakhstan in an old, old Soviet type plane (think wooden seats) and folks brought in their live stock. There was a chicken or two running up and down the aisle while the plane rattled away. I was pretty sure I was going to die in a horrible crash.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu) 66
A bear bit off the forearm of a nine-year old Palestinian boy who tried to feed it during a school visit to a zoo in the occupied West Bank town of Qalqilya on Tuesday, Palestinian police said.
A police spokesman said the boy approached the caged bear with food when the animal pounced, severing the limb at the elbow. The bear then ate the arm. The boy was being treated at a local hospital. ???? Sometimes you get the Bear, Sometimes the Bear gets you Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (KlI/a) 67
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARK IS GAY-BOORISH-WHINY-RUDE-GAY !!
Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeesburgher at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (ihtYN) 68
*grumble* here I am eating caviar and Brie (super-model) *flaunt* and what do I get from some lowly blogger, a grey box html mistake: really Ace, really? *grumble* Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (ODxAs) 69
IC,
Because he's flying and he's fancy. Posted by: Ktgreat at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (f8ilN) 70
Better to not Tweet and be thought a dick than to sub-tweet and remove all doubt.
Posted by: V the K at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (O7MnT) 71
So I was reading this, and the way that Ace boxed in his own comments like he was quoting someone else, I clicked on the link to see who was writing such funny stuff. Then I was like "this guy at slate? Who knew?" But none of the good stuff was there. So I clicked back and figured it out. Actually kind of bummed, I thought Ace was introducing me to another really funny blogger.
Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (271Y5) 72
The dog is old school, just like me. The dog is wearing a tie.
I was raised to dress up a little when flying, otherwise it just becomes riding a bus at 30,000 feet. The dog was probably better dressed than 80% of those in first class and 99% of those in coach (only 99%, since I may be one of those in coach). Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (A3b6q) 73
True
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (7ZVPa) 74
I can't believe there are two waffle food trucks at the street fair and the one from 3rd street isn't here. I mean the other waffle food truck from 3rd street. I'm so outta here.
#grumbleflaunt Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (7HtZB) 75
THIS CAVIAR IS MAKING ME THIRSTY.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (QQ+il) 76
Another reason I don't want to fly anymore. 'Support' animals.
*** When did "support" animals become a thing anyway? I am aware seeing eye dogs have been around for a while, but the people getting these support animals nowadays aren't blind. Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (eSx+E) 77
Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic.
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (mrfTe) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6) 79
That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo) 80
My gold-plated dildo was SO cold this morning, I really must fire the lady designated to warm it.
Posted by: Gwyneth "Roomy" Paltrow at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (RD7QR) 81
I've never flown with a dog...with a few fat pigs sure
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (KlI/a) 82
>>>yea, ok he's a Dick, but 'support animals'?
n-word, please. ... it's probably bullshit but when you're travelling a great distance, a lot of people just don't trust the idea of putting their pets back in cargo with no one to monitor their safety, or anyone to calm them down. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (FZYNt) 84
Do you like dags?
Posted by: Mickey the Piker at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (x7OgJ) 85
8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!
How can you hate a dog with a bow tie? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D) I know! Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (A3b6q) 86
That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo) Amen Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (KlI/a) 87
The dog obviously didn't like my pussy hat.
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (Tyii7) 88
78 Indiana Jones 5:Indy Gets a Reverse Mortgage
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (r/0kC) 89
8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!
How can you hate a dog with a bow tie? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D) Maybe it's me re-incarnated Posted by: Paul Simon at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (A3b6q) 90
Who's bitch dis is?
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (yqvys) 91
On a flight to Spain several years ago, a kid with Tourettes (not kidding) was seated behind me. Kicked the back of my seat most of the flight.
But the flight attendant told the Spanish mom she would have to crate her cat (which I didn't realize was in her lap) and have it removed to the rear of the plane. I would have happily spent the flight with the silent, sleeping cat than the poor kid kicking my seat for hours. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH) 92
Does your dog bite?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (QQ+il) 93
the girl dog was probably looking at Shallow Hal thinking, how come I gotta sit next to *this* whining b!tch
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (7kWyQ) 94
in the old days Aer Lingus had Dublin-Shannon flights where the back half of the ( small ) aeroplane was walled off for 'cargo', some of which was apparently alive and sh*tting
Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeesburgher at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (ihtYN) 95
And then I said "Bob, I will never sail on your yacht again if you serve a meal like that. The unicorn was underdone and the Pommes d'Terre au Magnifique were graced with fairy tears from Java, not the true Sumatran fairy tears." I can tell you that Geffen apologized profusely and we laughed about it as the kitchen staff was drawn and quartered.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (hLRSq) 96
Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick.
THAT. IS. NOT. QUITE. HOW. IT. GOES. BUT. IT. IS. STILL. FUNNY. Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (u0s1P) 97
How can you not love that doggy face? And the bow tie kicker.
I would rather sit next to a well behaved dog than the guy that hacked up a lung the whole flight and refused the cough drop I offered. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (u8Ywb) 98
I can't believe Delta tried to make that poor dog sit next to a freakin jour no list!
Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (xVRrG) Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (r/0kC) 100
Grumble flaunting. Great word!
And that dog is adorable, but even men who wear big ties never get elected. As far as Democrats go, I liked that guy who wore bow ties (Paul Simon? No, not the singer. The politician who was from somewhere in the Midwest.) He seemed like a decent guy but never got the Dem nomination probably because he looked nerdy and he wore a bow tie. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (fDdVG) 101
That does look mean, would probably slobber all over you and want hesd scratches the whole trip.
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (Ot7+c) 102
I swear to God that dog gave me the craziest look, like it would rip my throat out while I slept.
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (TJCSB) 103
(Or put the dog in A -- but then that gives up the window seat to a dog. Though the dog would presumably enjoy that.)
Heh. Dog slams head into window repeatedly (because DOG) throughout 5 hour flight, attempting to get tongue out into the obviously delicious breeze. Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (zKIA2) 104
"At this point halperin (I had no idea who he was)..."
................. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM??!! Posted by: Mark Halperin, kind of a dick at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr) 105
The dog was probably better dressed than 80% of those in first class and
99% of those in coach (only 99%, since I may be one of those in coach). ___ Hey, some of us taking flying seriously ok? I wore my sweatpants that don't have the random weird stains that I normally wear grocery shopping. Now if you'll excuse my I'm going to remove my socks and sandals and start picking my toes over your lap like any well behaved passenger would do. Posted by: Some well behaved millenial at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (eSx+E) 106
8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!
How can you hate a dog with a bow tie? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D) I call him Bill Nog the "Science" Dog That's how. Posted by: Bill Nye at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (A3b6q) 107
>>>96 Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick.
THAT. IS. NOT. QUITE. HOW. IT. GOES. BUT. IT. IS. STILL. FUNNY. ... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TOOK A CLICHE YOU WERE EXPECTING TO READ BUT CHANGED IT AT THE END TO SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING TO READ Posted by: REN BOTHLISBERGER at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (8rNrN) 108
Indiana Jones 5 Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison -- Indiana Jones 5 - Curse of the Dead Anthropologist. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (7ZVPa) 109
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The dog obviously didn't like my pussy hat. Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (Tyii7) LMAO. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu) Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P) 111
Indiana Jones 5: Mutt Williams' Inability To Keep A Flag Flying.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (eytER) 112
79 That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo) Who's a good dog?! Case in point: When the dog farts, it is funny and disgusting. When your 350 lb co-seat sharer does it (or just rampant BO) then it is less funny, more horrifying. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (+c7tK) 113
I am aware seeing eye dogs have been around for a while, but the people getting these support animals nowadays aren't blind.
Posted by: 18-1 Yes, I am not such a callous bastid that I would begrudge a blind person such a necessary and valued companion. It's the people who need them for 'emotional support' I cringe at. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (HTdUD) 114
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (fDdVG)
That was in reference to the last line of the article on Twitter that asked-who looked more Presidential-Mark Halperin or doggie with bow tie. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (fDdVG) 115
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TOOK A CLICHE YOU WERE EXPECTING TO READ BUT CHANGED IT AT THE END TO SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING TO READ
I. KNOW. RIGHT? Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P) 116
Not to mention it's a GIRL dog named CHARLIE wearing a BOW TIE.
Caninetransphobia at its most vicious. Posted by: nevercomments at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (2dLKl) 117
Woof...woof.
Woof woof woof...grrrr. Woof. Translation: WTF Delta??!! I gotta sit next to this asshat bi-ped with stinky paws? Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (5XBgF) Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (TJCSB) 119
Halperin = PUSSY BOY!
Posted by: PimpDaddyWelfare at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (OUB3w) 120
WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH) Yeah, I was kind of distracted myself by that statement. Posted by: DaveD at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (P5fqQ) 121
I'll take the dog over most humans I have had to sit next to. He's a least much cuter.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (zRZaJ) 122
If I knew my dog was going to sit next to Mark Halperin on a flight, I would feed it a can of refried beans an hour before take-off.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (f7W3D) 123
I was thinking that dog was one of those show dogs he is pretty damn cute. I agree with the others, I would have volunteered to sit next to the dog. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (ODxAs) 124
He's wearing a Bow-Tie!
How can you hate a dog with a bow tie? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM -- Exactly my thoughts. Posted by: Mr. Peabody at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (7ZVPa) 125
Indiana Jones And The Goddamned FAA With Their Pilot Fitness Regulations.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (eytER) 126
Vashta, you forgot "as a long time reader of your esteemed monthly journal..."
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (7kWyQ) 127
Indiana Jones 5: The Quest for Shia LeBouef's Damn Flag.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (eSx+E) 128
that doggie is seriously adorable
to be fair some ppl are very allergic to dogs and it is weird for an airline to sit a dog next to a random passenger Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (hMwEB) 129
Hey, some of us taking flying seriously ok? I wore my sweatpants that don't have the random weird stains that I normally wear grocery shopping.
Now if you'll excuse my I'm going to remove my socks and sandals and start picking my toes over your lap like any well behaved passenger would do. Posted by: Some well behaved millenial at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (eSx+E) Gross Posted by: Guy jacking it under his coat on a Greyhound bus at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (7HtZB) 130
WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH) They have a fear of flying and dog helps? ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (fDdVG) 131
INDIANA JONES HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc) 132
>>>98 I can't believe Delta tried to make that poor dog sit next to a freakin jour no list!
You can't come on to a plane with that dirty animal! >But it's harmless! The hell it's harmless! That queen's an absolute stiff on Morning Joe! He'll bore me to tears while trying to give me a sqeezer! Posted by: Department of Recycling Old Jokes at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (8rNrN) 133
My Peacock Tongue in Wild Honey is overdone.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (QQ+il) 134
Will Shia La Boof be in Indy 5?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc) 135
Does Dom Perinon champagne make the sores in your mouth hurt as much as it does mine?
#grumbleflaunt Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (A3b6q) 136
Saw two hipster guys in Kroger the other day. One of them had a "support" dog (a little fluffy thing) riding in the damned buggy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (HBKaX) Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (f7W3D) 139
Indiana Jones 5:Get Off My Lawn!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (r/0kC) 140
Star Wars XII: The Force Awakens Two or Three Times a Night to Use the Bathroom
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (ODxAs) 142
Indiana Jones 5 - fuck it I need a nap
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (FZYNt) 143
Interesting question - if it wasn't Halperin but say a Saudi or Dubai journalist on the flight would the airline be in trouble for having a dog on the flight? Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (eSx+E) 144
Indiana Jones 5:The Quest for Depends
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (r/0kC) 145
Star Wars XII: The Force Awakens Two or Three Times a Night to Use the Bathroom
I chuckled out loud. Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (QQ+il) Posted by: 4chan at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (PFy0L) Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (hLRSq) 148
So a grumbleflaunt is a specialized humblebrag in a way?
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (oZ6kz) Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (A3b6q) 150
it's probably bullshit but when you're travelling a great distance, a lot of people just don't trust the idea of putting their pets back in cargo with no one to monitor their safety, or anyone to calm them down.
Posted by: ace TRUE! In the late '90s there were a number of high profile incidents where animals were checked in as cargo (pressurized hold) but actual plane was left out on the tarmac with no A/C for hours. Many a person lost their doggeh. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (fo0go) 151
"Stewardess? Could you change the in-flight movie? I don't like watching movies that I didn't produce myself."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (MZcWR) 152
>>Interesting question - if it wasn't Halperin but say a Saudi or Dubai journalist on the flight would the airline be in trouble for having a dog on the flight?
- It's Kosher. Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (f7W3D) 153
If I knew my dog was going to sit next to Mark Halperin on a flight, I would feed it a can of refried beans
And a box of Ex-Lax. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (HBKaX) 154
I am terrified of flying, but Mr. Jingles makes it all better.
Posted by: Delta Flight Attendant at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (RKQ/v) 155
>>.128 that doggie is seriously adorable
to be fair some ppl are very allergic to dogs and it is weird for an airline to sit a dog next to a random passenger ... yeah, and to be fair, some people are afraid of dogs, which dogs immediately pick up on, which makes them agitated and aggressive, and some people have no fear of dogs, which makes dogs calm and friendly. I've never had a bad experience with a dog so I'm of the second kind. But I imagine if someone once got bit or snapped at, he'd be the first kind, and he would be afraid of dogs, and dogs would tend to get freaky around him. But that still means that he's a pussy that doesn't understand that if you just project strength and a lack of fear to a dog, the dog responds with friendliness. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (8rNrN) 156
That dog licked his own balls but wouldn't lick mine!
Posted by: M. Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (oVJmc) 157
78 July 10, 2020
Indiana Jones 5 Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6) I assume it's just ninety minutes of Harrison Ford flying with his left blinker on trying to find the runway. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (a3sfz) 158
The need for service dogs / animals is getting out of control.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (IDPbH) 159
That may, seriously, be the most charming and dapper dog I've ever seen.
Posted by: Kensington at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (Cw3TC) 160
I hate flying, and having a cute puppy sitting beside me would make the trip easier...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy) 161
I want to hear more about the Secret Concorde.
Posted by: and its supermodel passengers at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (+INtM) 162
>>>148 So a grumbleflaunt is a specialized humblebrag in a way?
it's a variation. The grumbleflaunt requires a complaint, while the humblebrag does not. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (8rNrN) 163
Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair of Death
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (7ZVPa) 164
Just as long as I'm still able to fly with my emotional support cassowary.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (qJjMA) 165
It's the people who need them for 'emotional support' I cringe at.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (HTdUD) There are some conditions (e.g. epilepsy) that aren't at all obvious, but that service dogs can detect before a seizure occurs. I carry my cane on the bus even if don't need it that day, because otherwise I get the stink-eye for being a mid-30s guy sitting on a crowded bus, and I'm not going to drop my pants to show my hip surgery scar. That said, I've never seen a legit service dog that didn't have a "service animal - please don't pet me!" vest. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (8nWyX) 166
O/T, but since we are talking about dogs....
Over at Daily Mail, there is a whole article about Kim Kardashian's large, naked ass with plenty of pics. It's absolutely disgusting. Just let me say, as long as she draws a breath of air, the world will never run out of cellulite. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE) 167
Ever see The Neverending Story?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (f7W3D) Yes, but it was so long ago I don't remember a darn thing about it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (fDdVG) 168
>>But that still means that he's a pussy that doesn't understand that if you just project strength and a lack of fear to a dog, the dog responds with friendliness.
Dogs are much like Ewoks that way. Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (f7W3D) 169
complaining about how far downhill the 21 Club has gone since "the Great Days" is a grumbleflaunt (though a dated one).
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN) 170
Indiana Jones and the Land of Osteoporosis.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (PFy0L) Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (TJCSB) 172
"56 I don't trust people who don't like dogs. "
^this^ plus everything AtC said @57. shoulda stuffed that guy down the loo and let him ride in the blue - water tank instead of first class. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (KGH7Z) 173
>>Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick.
Yeah, see him on Morning Joe, and he's a dick. Also, looks like he's a red diaper baby. His dad works for Soros' Open Society Institute. Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH) 174
"to be fair some ppl are very allergic to dogs and it is weird for an airline to sit a dog next to a random passenger"
Fair point. Looks like a Portuguese Water Dog which is recommended for people with dog allergies. My wife is severely allergic to dogs and we have had Porties for 20 years with no issues. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (OD2ni) 175
>>>
Over at Daily Mail, there is a whole article about Kim Kardashian's large, naked ass with plenty of pics. It's absolutely disgusting. Just let me say, as long as she draws a breath of air, the world will never run out of cellulite. not disgusting, but yeah, a lot more curdles than I've seen before. However, the fattest ass gets very smooth when it's bent over. The more you know.. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN) 176
That dog would bite you.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (QQ+il) 177
Its a new think I have been seeing on flights for people that do not have an apparent handicap. Sat next to one last year. Dog was fine and not a problem.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (OD2ni) Did you ever think that maybe you were in the seat next to the dog's support human? Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (A3b6q) 178
Many of these so-called support animals are not.
I see some old hag in the grocery store the other day with some yappy runt dog sitting in the cart where people put groceries. Eff that. Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (X+rUO) 179
Ever see The Neverending Story?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM -- Yes, years ago. I'm still watching it. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (7ZVPa) Posted by: Handicap Parking Stickers at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (Tyii7) 181
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Metamucil
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (7HtZB) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc) 183
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE)
Kim could look like living cottage cheese and I wouldn't care about that or the size of her rear, but she's marketing herself with a candle in which she is dressed as the Virgin Mary. Kim, You're freakin' kidding me?!! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (fDdVG) 184
How do you grumbleflaunt on something as pedestrian as Twitter or Facebook; a real elite would have a by invitation only, paid for social media account.
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (4L7VN) 185
In the recent Federalist podcast, Mollie Hemingway tells an anecdote about Halperin. She and her young kids were at some event in DC. They were in a crowded area (hotel ballroom, I think), and Halperin was walking by, talking on his phone and completely oblivious to his surroundings. He literally ran into her kids. Rather than apologize, like most people would, he actually growled at the children in frustration and kept walking.
Very fun story to hear if you're like me and want to believe that Halperin is a prick. Posted by: RedStick at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (qTcA9) 186
this is a nice article you are ragetyping, Markie. FOR.ME.TO.POOP.ON.
Posted by: dog with bowtie at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (7kWyQ) Posted by: Kim Kardasian's Whale Eye at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (f7W3D) 188
That said, I've never seen a legit service dog that didn't have a "service animal - please don't pet me!" vest.
Those vests kill me. Because the dog is usually a golden retriever or a lab and they are so freakin' adorable. But, I will respect the owner's wishes and not pet them. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (HBKaX) 189
Indiana Jones 5: Please forget about #4
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (FZYNt) 190
I hate when my maid's maid grumbleflaunts about the imported brie we keep in her guest house.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (oVJmc) 191
>>>180 The need for service dogs / animals is getting out of control.
You bet. Posted by: Handicap Parking Stickers ... i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out. It was like being Superman in the Thunderdome. THERE WERE NO RULES, EXCEPT THAT I WAS KING AND LORD OF ALL I SURVEYED. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN) 192
Indiana Jones 5: Indy Yells at Cloud
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (TDJsa) 193
Was there an in-flight meal? Because I bet the dog wouldn't touch it.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (NOIQH) 195
>>>In the recent Federalist podcast, Mollie Hemingway tells an anecdote about Halperin. She and her young kids were at some event in DC. They were in a crowded area (hotel ballroom, I think), and Halperin was walking by, talking on his phone and completely oblivious to his surroundings. He literally ran into her kids. Rather than apologize, like most people would, he actually growled at the children in frustration and kept walking.
I think I may have seen that linked on Some Blog. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (8rNrN) 196
I bet Indy takes the blue pill in this movie.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (7ZVPa) 197
Indiana Jones 5: Life on a Ventilator
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: William Eaton at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (MuTTO) Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il) 200
Eh, I hate to say it but I'm with Halperin on this one.
If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me, yeah, I'd be pissed. Though, I wouldn't be all passive-aggressive silent treatment about it either. I mean, look when i fly with my support Royal Bengal Tiger, I buy out the whole 1st Class cabin. And yeah, I bring along 5-6 dogs with bowties with me in 1st Class cuz that's what Stripey likes to snack when we fly to Iceland to see the Aurora Borealis. But, I have to do that cuz stupid American doesn't provide snack dogs. And I don't seat my dogs next to some asshole who got bumped up on miles. Really, standards have fallen. Love dogs, but they don't need to be on planes unless they're going into my Support Royal Bengal Tiger's belly. Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (NyJwR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (TJCSB) 203
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i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out. It was like being Superman in the Thunderdome. THERE WERE NO RULES, EXCEPT THAT I WAS KING AND LORD OF ALL I SURVEYED. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN) ============== Someone get Ace a moderate amount of power over other people! I'm sure he'll never abuse it in any way shape or form! Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (/prE6) 204
Indiana Jones 5: Raiders of the Early Bird Dinner Special
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB) 205
Those vests kill me. Because the dog is usually a golden retriever or a lab and they are so freakin' adorable.
But, I will respect the owner's wishes and not pet them. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (HBKaX) I think it's mostly that they're on the job and shouldn't be distracted. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (8nWyX) 206
"How do you grumbleflaunt on something as pedestrian as Twitter or Facebook; a real elite would have a by invitation only, paid for social media account."
Quipster - the social media account for those in the social register. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (hLRSq) 207
"182 Ever see The Neverending Story?
Yeah, it has a runtime of 1hr42m! I mean, WTF??" That's why Lionel Hutz sued for false advertising. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (OD2ni) 208
hey, man, keep that turd OUT of terlit hobo seating please. we got standards.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (7kWyQ) 209
Sounds like Mark Halperin could use a good old-fashioned Victorian walking stick beating.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj) 210
Dog WAS in A. Only came over to owner for takeoff. Which is when journolist threw his hissy fit.
Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (l8NYK) 211
>>>If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me,
yeah, I'd be pissed. ... I would see how I got on with the dog before I complained. A dog could very well be a better seat-mate than a human. Depends, of course. But I'd see how it behaved before making an issue. I'd wait for after take-off. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (8rNrN) 212
138 >>They have a fear of flying and dog helps?
Ever see The Neverending Story? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (f7W3D) =============== I started, but I could never get to the ending. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (/prE6) 213
You know they run out of shrimp at Golden Buffet again?
Posted by: guy who never quite gets it at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (mrfTe) 214
Pixy seemed to run a lot smoother on the old Cray-1 than on the Cray XT series.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (7n4KQ) 215
An Adam Carolla rant about service animals would be perfect right now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (IDPbH) 216
Indiana Jones 5:Somebody Answer That Damn Phone!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (r/0kC) 217
Do conservative lives not matter?
Just saw that in the side bar, and it made me giggle. Who wrote that, Mr. Magoo? Posted by: DFCtomm at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (50gG9) 218
Grumbleflaunt sounds like the name of an orc from LOTR.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (vRcUp) 219
#1 The guy Paid for his dog's seat/floor space. It was not claimed to be a support animal.
#2 Arrogant attention getting idiots like Halperin really should just stay off twitter. Posted by: corn and beans at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (tkNkP) 220
i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.
Posted by: ace --- That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa) 221
Who'd want to sit next to some creature that just sits there, whines, farts and licks his balls? I don't blame the dog for moving.
Posted by: mc at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (hz7qA) 222
>>That said, I've never seen a legit service dog that didn't have a "service animal - please don't pet me!" vest.
Woman at our church trains them, and there are two different vests her latest trainee dog might be wearing at church: one says "don't pet" the other says "please pet" (assume it's to get the doggie used to being around crowds, getting attention). Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH) 223
A "support animal"? For a flight attendant? Who can afford to book First Class for his dog, two to three times a month?
Posted by: Monty James at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (gKOMX) 224
"The dog is wearing a bowtie.
Halperin must've assumed he was a Republican. Posted by: Lizzy" Why? Posted by: Zombie Paul Simon (D, IL) at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (OD2ni) 225
This thread...
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (q177U) 226
Indiana Jones 5: Come experience the adventure as Indy attempts to buy fruit with an expired coupon.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB) 227
77 Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic.
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (mrfTe) And what could we ha' done to make ye more "enthused, mate? I told ye we didn't have anymore Mars Bars, ye wanker! Posted by: Keith Richards at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (A3b6q) 228
>>>Dog WAS in A. Only came over to owner for takeoff. Which is when journolist threw his hissy fit.
that's not how I read it. Where are you getting that from? In that case, the dog would not be next to Halperin. You mean it just came over to B for take-off? I guess that kind of helps Halperin's cause, really. The dangerous part of the trip, re the dog, would be a takeoff. Thing might piss all over or get snappy. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (8rNrN) 229
Markie can ride out on the wing. the left one obviously
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7kWyQ) 230
Mark is a pansy - I bet he'd complain if he had to sit next to my Support Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. The noise is very soothing to me.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (oZ6kz) 231
if I can show that I'm really afraid of flying, can I bring along my support ferrets?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (b7fwp) 232
220 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.
Posted by: ace --- That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa) =============== There's a great Coupling episode where Jeff starts dating a girl and he accidentally tells her that he has a wooden leg. She's legit hot, and he can't have sex with her because if he takes off his pants, she'll find out he's been lying. "I've got too many legs!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (/prE6) 233
>>>200 Eh, I hate to say it but I'm with Halperin on this one.
If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me, yeah, I'd be pissed. >>> Dog was on the window, owner next to Halperin. Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (l8NYK) 234
218 Grumbleflaunt sounds like the name of an orc from LOTR.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (vRcUp) More like Faggy Potter Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (7HtZB) 235
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Journohack has a first class ticket. Complains he is sitting next to a cute, well behaved dog, not a 400lb land whale in cramped, err, economy class. Someone should really write an article about the bubble the media is in... Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (eSx+E) I am 100 percent certain Journohack didn't pay for first class himself. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (jK8Z7) 236
There was that time when a plane with mark halperin as a passenger got in the takeoff line before my lear jet delaying my trip to Hawaii by minutes. Really flight control, really? I must have had to drink 3 additional bottles of Dom Perignon that trip.! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (ODxAs) 237
The dog is better mannered and bred than Halperin and is probably wondering why it would be stuck next to an ill-bred lout of a reporter.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq) 238
That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
and her previous boyfriend in the crawlspace. Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (QQ+il) 239
">>>If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me,
yeah, I'd be pissed." I doubt that putzy Halperin has ever paid out of his own pocket for a first class ticket. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (OD2ni) 240
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reminds me of the time I flew from some God forsaken town in Uzbekistan to Kazakhstan in an old, old Soviet type plane (think wooden seats) and folks brought in their live stock. There was a chicken or two running up and down the aisle while the plane rattled away. I was pretty sure I was going to die in a horrible crash. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu) My dad used to captain chartered flights for the Hadj and they would try to roast goats in the aisles. i shit you not. they had to stop them. I am guessing you were on Aeroflot's old planes. reason #1 why i never took Turkmenbashi's invite to go to the Horse Holiday in Turkmenistan, aside from the fact the food is so bad there we joke it killed my friends cancer. thats my grumbleflaunt #1 type: subtle. The last time i was importing horses from Russia and Dagestan, the head guy at the Jetpets hub in LA recognized my voice as soon as i called. "I KNEW you would have something to do with these bastards. this is the only group of horses WORSE behaved then your last one. Serious, where do you FIND THEM?" "Stavropol, mostly. Dubna. Turkmenistan. Gotta be mean to survive there Mark." He wasnt wrong. that one eyed stallion was a bastard. But he had good reason to be. Ok thats my grumbleflaunt #2 type: Super flaunty. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (YhV5r) 241
"So I put Charlie (the dog) in 6A where she was great. She was in arms reach and everything was cool. Right before we took off the dog came and sat in between my legs for take off so she was secured."
Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (l8NYK) 242
I Love dogs. But I don't love people who need "support" dogs, they are everywhere now, and just like able-bodied fatties who get handicapped parking permits. This lazy and whiny fucking romper room called society is a disgrace.
Dogs are great in a confined space until they take a big ol steaming dump while your trying to eat your well-done airline steak doused in ketchup. Or worse, when you're trying to sleep. Halperin is a douche, but so is any adult who still needs a blanky, or anyone who takes fucking Digby on a plane Posted by: Please SMOD Make it Quick at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (c5sfq) 243
i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.
Posted by: ace --- That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg. Posted by: Vashta Nerada Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance? Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX) 244
Sheepdog shows up with 40 sheep. Farmer is mad because he only owns 36.
Then he remembers he told the sheepdog to round up the sheep. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (fo0go) 245
The dangerous part of the trip, re the dog, would be a takeoff. Thing might piss all over or get snappy.
So the support dog needs a support human? That's another ticket! Posted by: book the whole row! at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (+INtM) 246
WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?
In the unlikely event anyone survives an accident the flight attendants are supposed to help passengers get out. How on earth can one do that if they need a support animal? Dog is cute and all, but scratch Delta from the list of airlines I'll ever fly on again (a list that gets shorter week by week). Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (kUmUV) 247
So anyway, Snugglebunny -oh, I'm sorry, you know her as Winona Ryder - and I had a little tiff this morning. She had just made me a stack of like 20 or so pancakes from scratch and she had been churning up that buttermilk from this cow we flew in from Ireland. Anyhoo, she tries to put some cheap maple syrup on the table instead of doing like she usually does and sucking it right out of a tree in Vermont the night before. Ok, sure we'd been making love in our 10 billion count sheets the night before, and probably were in the middle of the unabridged Kama Sutra, but still!!! So I had to let her know I was disappointed and probably needed to be alone for a couple seconds to reflect on the inferior pancake quality.
Well, it kinda put a damper on the post-pancake love making if you know what I mean. I think we only got through 4 or 5 costume changes before we were through. But I think she understands for tomorrow! Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (VuzoQ) 248
Indiana Jones and The Support Socks of Doom
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (NyJwR) 250
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Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance? Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX) =============== What was the name of her other leg? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (/prE6) 251
Ok, and for the record... i would play A LOT EXTRA to fly next to an adorable puppy like that. OMG what an asshole.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (YhV5r) 252
I wonder why the CDC is running an ad about gynecological cancer on Shep's program.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (b7fwp) 253
Picture confirms window open with dog sitting between owners legs.
Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (l8NYK) 254
43 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.
Posted by: ace --- That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg. Posted by: Vashta Nerada Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance? Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX) Eileen Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (7HtZB) 255
There was an elderly couple in the meat dept. of the grocery store a few months ago.
The dogs were on their back legs sniffing all over the sushi display. Weren't wearing any service dog identification. A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!" We all know you *else* had a German accent. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH) 256
I think I may have seen that linked on Some Blog
================ There is only ONE blog. One blog to rule them all, One blog to find them, One blog to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (C6xeQ) 257
>>>Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic.
Posted by: spongeworthy One time I was on this Sexual Safari where you do not kill the animal, you merely wrestle it to the savannah and fuck it like you hate it, and I've finally managed to get my unwieldily-large penis up inside this lioness with nice teats and then fucking David Duchovny sits down right in front of me to watch with his big hangdog eyes and it's like trying to fuck with a dog in the room so I can't even nut my prey. You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN) 258
252 I wonder why the CDC is running an ad about gynecological cancer on Shep's program.
============== And, now, everyone, I have a very personal announcement to make... Posted by: Shep at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE) 259
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (8rNrN)
Re-read the account, said the dog was across the aisle, alone in A. Sat with owner for takeoff in B (can see the owner's legs/hands/phone in the photo). Presumably the owner would've moved the dog back after takeoff without incident. Posted by: Sjg at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (gDSJf) 260
If I am regular person with a regular non service dog I don't think the airlines allow your dog to fly as a passenger even if you purchase it a seat. Is that not the case?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (IDPbH) 261
July 10, 2020
Indiana Jones 5 Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6) Indiana Jones and the Bowel Movement of Doom Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (493sH) 262
"I want to hear more about the Secret Concorde."
In some conspiratorial progressive recountings of how Reagan engineered the 1980 "October Surprise" to unseat Jimmuh Cartuh, it is said that Reagan quietly dispatched Bill Casey to Tehran to negotiate with the Ayatollah Khomeini. In response to criticism that it would be physically and chronologically impossible for Casey to have been in Tehran given his high profile public visibility in other places close to that claimed time of the claimed meeting, the response is (I shit you not) that Casey had been secretly flown there and back aboard an SR-71 Blackbird at Mach 3. Yes, despite being an ordinary private citizen at the time, Ronaldus Maximus was able to order up the crown jewel of the USAF with a few phone calls. And to also presumably get all of the Blackbird's elaborate travelling circus of support sent along to Iran with it. Is there *nothing* that man couldn't pull off? Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (qJjMA) 263
That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa) So he broke it off. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj) 264
Halperin is thus a presshole and a dick. They should hook up in a bathhouse. IOW, the elitist asshat can go fuck himself.
Posted by: oddnot at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (g1MTt) 265
From what I'm reading the media is aware they've got a problem, but they're avoiding any self-analysis, to them it's mostly external factors not of their own making that somehow will resolve itself externally.
Rebuilding anything requires a lot of tearing down of the old and bringing forth the change which is hard, may not work as planned, and brings nearly guaranteed pain. It's easier to say "It's not ME, it's YOU" Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (AOrEZ) Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (7n4KQ) 267
Sheepdog shows up with 40 sheep. Farmer is mad because he only owns 36.
Then he remembers he told the sheepdog to round up the sheep. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Oof. *golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (HBKaX) 268
Ace-- the dog owner's quote you printed at the head of this thread says that the dog came over just for for takeoff.
Posted by: corn and beans at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (tkNkP) 269
The larger question, is WHY is Delta letting a flight attendant fly his dog in First Class?
Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (trdnR) Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Handicap Parking Stickers at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (Tyii7) 272
I think the flight attendant would have been on better ground with a First Amendment argument, that his dog was his "spirit animal".
Take that, Halperin! Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (Pqytn) 273
240, Ok thats my grumbleflaunt #2 type: Super flaunty.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (YhV5r) Love it. Yes, that was a wild trip for me. The food was awful but I drank so much vodka, I didn't get food poisoning at all. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (a0IVu) 274
what do they do when a dog takes a dump on the plane?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (IDPbH) 275
What is this "first class" of which you speak?
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (5fSr7) 276
Dude was still sitting next to the dog during takeoff. Just had an aisle between them, rather than, you know, the actual physical barrier that they between adjacent seats in first class (seen in pic).
Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (l8NYK) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (B+qrE) 278
>>>268 Ace-- the dog owner's quote you printed at the head of this thread says that the dog came over just for for takeoff.
Posted by: corn and beans I can't be expected to read the article. Thanks, though! Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (8rNrN) 279
91 On a flight to Spain several years ago, a kid with Tourettes (not kidding) was seated behind me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH) If having Tourette's is a #grumbleflaunt is it better than claiming to have the #grumbleflaunt du jour, Aspberger's syndrome? Posted by: Asking for a Millennial Friend at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (A3b6q) 280
Woman at our church trains them, and there are two different vests her latest trainee dog might be wearing at church: one says "don't pet" the other says "please pet" (assume it's to get the doggie used to being around crowds, getting attention).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH) Yeah, but neither one is a pink bowtie. I'm skeptical that this is a legit trained service animal, and I'd also be irritated at having to fly next to someone else's dog, I don't care how cute or well-behaved it is. I also don't like Joy, because she cheated on me back in 2001 Mark Halperin can still chow down on a BoD on general principle though. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (8nWyX) 281
Indiana Jones and the Hunt for Prune Juice.
Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (e7FCa) 282
Halperin is another prime example of the #bluecheckmarkmafia
confirming my suspicions that most journalists are raging assholes in their private life and that journalism itself is a magnet for assholes Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (AOrEZ) 283
The larger question, is WHY is Delta letting a flight attendant fly his dog in First Class?
Airline employees are are Overlords of the Air. We are lucky to be in their presence. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (B+qrE) 285
This reminds me of a joke from Frasier.
Daphne: So how was your meal? Niles: Perfect, except for one tiny flaw. Daphne: Oh, so your favorite kind then. Posted by: Lauren at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (OSc32) 286
Indiana Jones and the Nap While Watching Matlock Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (493sH) 287
"Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX)" Eileen? Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (OD2ni) 288
Indiana Jones 5 It's 4 PM and I need to eat Damn it early bird special at Golden Corral
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (gbWkA) 289
I think I've seen that doggeh on Muni. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (EZebt) 290
2 Corgis summoned Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:16 PM (7HtZB) The pup in question isn't a corgi. I think it's some variety of weasel. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (XWkhW) 291
Indian Jones and the Del Boca Vista Condo Board
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (B+qrE) 292
I politely brought him his shoes and belongings to which he literally looked the other way Should've had the dog bring him his shoes Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (lKyWE) 293
Indiana Jones and The Time I Fought the Nazis, Did I Ever Tell You About That?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc) 294
I like dogs. Fcku sitting next to one in first class. People always think everyone likes their dogs as much as they do. Maybe I don't like your dog. I am tired of other peoples dogs.
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (M+Lyo) 295
"You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN) " Of course, but we're not speaking - last time after we got home from the Rainbow Room, he served me some beluga caviar with only *two* blinis! What am I, peasant stock? So I shant ever be making his acquaintance again, I can assure you. Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (oZ6kz) 296
Was this one of those dogs that neurotics bring on board claiming they need them or something?
Posted by: TexasJew at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (Z6LQG) 297
I think it's some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (XWkhW) Mark Halperin? Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj) 298
Indiana Jones and the Pillow Over The Face
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc) 299
Indiana Jones and the Home Shopping Network
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr) 300
Okay, so I read the article now (I skimmed it before) and yeah, the dog was in the A seat, per this account, and only came over to B to be comforted during take off.
Though it seems a better strategy -- to avoid Halperin-related freak-outs -- would have been to go over to A and comfort the dog at A, and then come back to B after takeoff. Thanks for the correction! Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN) 301
The dog should ride on top of the plane.
Posted by: Mitt R. at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (K3F/8) 302
Indiana Jones and the too loud smart phone ringer.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (gbWkA) 303
OT, stock market was amazing today. Is this in anticipation of tax cuts announcement tomorrow?
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu) 304
Indiana Jones 5: Without Nazis to fight I might as well be dead
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (7n4KQ) Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (5fSr7) 307
Love it. Yes, that was a wild trip for me. The food was awful but I drank so much vodka, I didn't get food poisoning at all.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (a0IVu) its great when someone GETS YOU without having to explain too much at all. theres two things to remember about the food #1 they dont do clean like we do #2 even if you do not actually see flies on your food, know with certainty they have been on it. five star hotel notwithstanding. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (YhV5r) 308
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>>>Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic. Posted by: spongeworthy One time I was on this Sexual Safari where you do not kill the animal, you merely wrestle it to the savannah and fuck it like you hate it, and I've finally managed to get my unwieldily-large penis up inside this lioness with nice teats and then fucking David Duchovny sits down right in front of me to watch with his big hangdog eyes and it's like trying to fuck with a dog in the room so I can't even nut my prey. You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN) We're approaching Penthouse Forum territory. Should someone call Gutfeld? Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (jK8Z7) 309
I like dogs. Fcku sitting next to one in first class.
I'm the opposite. Sit dogs all around me and keep the stoopid fucking people away from me. Or make choking them out legal. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (HBKaX) 310
What's funny is that *I* would NEVER sit next to Mark Halperin on an airplane and I would demand for one us to be moved. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (o6i/R) 311
302 Indiana Jones and the too loud smart phone ringer.
=============== Indiana Jones and the Jitterbug Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (vg8iE) 312
I'd love to sit next to a dog. In fact, I think every flight should have a dog, or maybe a cat, to break up the tension passengers often experience.
Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (jFniP) 313
>>>I politely brought him his shoes and belongings to which he literally looked the other way
Should've had the dog bring him his shoes Should've had the dog shit in his shoes. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (VuzoQ) 314
But that still means that he's a pussy that doesn't understand that if you just project strength and a lack of fear to a dog, the dog responds with friendliness.
Posted by: ace Try riding a bicycle or jogging through an upscale neighborhood where some of the dogs weigh more than actual people and get back to me. There's a reason they're carrying pepper spray, and it's not because they have had pleasant experiences, or failed to project strength or lack of fear. It's because a trip to the ER and a rabies shot is a pain in the ass. Better to engage in a little operant conditioning for the next jogger or bike rider. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (HTdUD) Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (o6i/R) 316
Would it be grumbleflaunting if Tucker Carlson recounted on air the time he and Breitbart had dinner at the home of Bill Ayers?
"Bill, old boy. Dinner was a blast." Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (PY9jH) 317
Though it seems a better strategy -- to avoid Halperin-related freak-outs -- would have been to go over to A and comfort the dog at A, and then come back to B after takeoff.
Avoiding Halperin-related freak outs is certainly how I structure my life, as everyone should. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (0mRoj) 318
We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it. You might be sitting at a table a sniff something, only to look down and find a goat sleeping under your table.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il) 319
Indiana Jones and Where's My Glasses?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc) 320
"Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog b) a Leftist media shit Posted by: Soothsayer" c) Milana Vayntrub Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni) 321
Poll:
Which would You rather sit next to on a flight? a) a dog b) a Leftist media shit c) a human Answer is still A. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (HBKaX) 322
Indiana Jones and his Revoked Pilot's License
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr) 323
That dog does look like he'd stare at you creepily while heavily breathing on your capri's.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (aQSh6) 324
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Poll: Which would You rather sit next to on a flight? a) a dog b) a Leftist media shit Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (o6i/R) =============== Well, I think that I've been annonymous for too long. Becoming internet famous for making a Leftist media shit feel slightly uncomfortable (ie in danger of their lives) could lead to a new life as an Internet celebrity. Maybe I could end up on the Real World. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (/prE6) 325
re 262: I heard it was then VP candidate H W Bush. never heard the version about Casey, but here's a link to the NY Times (July 1992) with a news story about it.
http://tinyurl.com/2bqj4gj Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (b7fwp) 326
Indiana Jones Tries to Send a Text Message on His Jitterbug Part 1
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (7HtZB) 327
Indiana Jones and the bottle of Ensure that was too hard to open.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (gbWkA) 328
Indiana Jones and Those Uppity Whippersnappers in Air Traffic Control
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (oVJmc) 329
It would have been much more entertaining if the dog went "cujo" on Halperin.
Tweets of "Myyyyy armmmm, helpppppppp" and "nooo me notttt foooooood...." Posted by: William Eaton at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (MuTTO) 330
I wonder how many Cosmopolitans Halperin downed? He looks like a Cosmopolitan drinking douche.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (PY9jH) 331
Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason: Other People. I'd much rather sit next to a dog on a flight than a stranger. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (o6i/R) 332
Yes, that was a wild trip for me. The food was awful but I drank so much vodka, I didn't get food poisoning at all.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM -- Last time I was in Kazakhstan, I got food poisoning so bad that Cipro couldn't kill it. It took most of a bottle of vodka to cure me. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (7ZVPa) 333
I can understand this attitude from CA people, but NY people used to know how to deal with humanity. It's something you learn dodging rats late at night on Madison or giving a wide berth to the woman relieving herself in broad daylight off 5th.
I knew no good could come from disneyfying Gotham, I just never expected a downside would be that our betters would come to expect to live in a Cinderella castle where they did not have to look at the unwashed masses. And you would think a media person would know better than to get into a pissing contest with a dog wearing a pink bow tie. Doesn't gay, minority, and canine trump just about everyone? Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (LWu6U) 334
320 "Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog b) a Leftist media shit Posted by: Soothsayer" c) Milana Vayntrub Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni) ============= She's a pretty lady. And she can get me a deal on cell phone service, too! Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (/prE6) 335
318 We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it. You might be sitting at a table a sniff something, only to look down and find a goat sleeping under your table.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il) This place, kuffar, it is brothel, yes? Posted by: Achmed Mohammed bin-Muhammad Mohamed at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj) 336
Really... a bunch of RICH people bitching about a Dog... which has its OWN DAMN SEAT IN FIRST CLASS..
Talk about first world problems... Posted by: Don Quixote... at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (NgKpN) 337
I'm sure Mr. Grumbleflaunt was an uncaring bastard in one of Charles Dickens' books.
Posted by: Pease sir, can I have more? at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (ndGCC) 338
c) Milana Vayntrub
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni) Makes me rub my vayn Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB) 339
I keep telling my lingerie-model wife that she looks better in French Cut than thong, but she NEVER listens.
Posted by: Me at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (RYASC) 340
Douches will douche
Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (DpOmP) 341
INDIANA JONES AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HARRISON FORD IS LIKE SUPER OLD AND IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY WHEN HE FLIES
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER, FILM CRITIC at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (oZ6kz) 342
Indiana Jones V and Other Stupid Ideas from Spielberg and Lucas
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (oVJmc) 343
That dog does look like he'd stare at you creepily while heavily breathing on your capri's.
The dog has an excuse. He's a dog. What are human's excuses? Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (HBKaX) 344
Indiana Jones and the pocket full of coupons he'll use just so somebody will talk to him.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (aQSh6) 345
Sorry, but I don't fly so I can sit next to a dog, either.
Nor do I want to pet your mutt at the hardware store. They are dogs. Treat them as pets. Not kids. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (0xzXo) 346
Indiana Jones 5 and the Keeper of the enlarged prostate.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (hdpay) 347
> 331
> Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason: > Other People. Funny, that's why I hate most things... Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH) 349
I used to work with a "lady" that did this everytime we had a business meal. Either things were too hot, too cold, not like she ordered. Then it happened: She sent back her glass of water! At that point I busted out laughing. She looked at me like I was the crudest thing ever. She said she wanted to be sure the glass was clean.
Oh by the way she never ordered anything to drink but water and when it would arrive she would drop a piece of peppermint candy into the water for flavor. Do I even need to mention that this was California? Posted by: unclezeb at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (TElEC) 350
Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are allergic to cats. I don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or near their person.
Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP) 351
>>Though it seems a better strategy -- to avoid Halperin-related
freak-outs -- would have been to go over to A and comfort the dog at A, and then come back to B after takeoff. Yeah, that makes sense. Part of the response to Halperin is how *he* responded to the situation, as in ignoring the owner while insisting the dog be moved, and then snarky tweet. Like the anonymous professor a few threads down, people seem to prefer to skip talking to someone directly over a disagreement, instead going straight to whining and snarking. Weird kind of appeal to authority and/or safe space instead of being an adult and dealing with it themselves. Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (NOIQH) 352
251 Ok, and for the record... i would play A LOT EXTRA to fly next to an adorable puppy like that. OMG what an asshole.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! ____________ I would pay A LOT EXTRA to not fly next to Mark Halperin. Posted by: Furious George at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (j+dfT) 353
I would, however, insist the dog remove the bowtie. I just can't have that. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (o6i/R) 354
347 > 331
> Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason: > Other People. Funny, that's why I hate most things... Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (LWu6U) Hell is other people. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (0mRoj) 355
Indiana Jones and the Teeth on the Nightstand
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (HgMAr) 356
I have a neighbor who is a "bestselling author" who grumbleflaunts incessantly. I mean, like dozens of time per day. Every single time I meet her out on the street, and every time I see her Facebook page or get her email newsletter, it is FULL of shit like this:
"Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!" or "Amazon has my newest book ranked at #11 overall nationwide -- but only at #15 in the "Game-Changing Manifestos" category. WTF Amazon???" Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (DQ4Fv) 357
I should get a "Therapy Human" t-shirt for when i walk my dog.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (7HtZB) 358
I wonder if the flight attendant is the same one from a few years ago, who'd had enough, activated the emergency chute, grabbed a beer, and said "FUCK YOU" to the passengers as he exited.
I can see where he'd need a support dog. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (PY9jH) 359
We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it
We can roast him right there. Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (Tyii7) 360
Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:
Other People. I'd much rather sit next to a dog on a flight than a stranger. -- My vote is for "empty seat." Then "dog" Then "cat" Then "small farm animal/pet in a carrier" Then "person who is mute" Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (FkAXz) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (NyJwR) 362
I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday.zone of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC) 363
If that had been me on the flight, the dog owner would be the one complaining that I wouldn't stop petting his dog and talking to him in a baby voice (whose the cutest puppy in the world? You are yes you are).
Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (FTXAT) 364
From Drudge: New Indiana Jones movie starring Harrison Ford. I could grumbleflaunt about that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (Nwg0u) 365
356 "Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!"
or "Amazon has my newest book ranked at #11 overall nationwide -- but only at #15 in the "Game-Changing Manifestos" category. WTF Amazon???" Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (DQ4Fv) =============== She sounds like a peach. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (/prE6) Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (o6i/R) 367
So I was checking out my serratus in the mirror this morning at the gym, and these guys asked me to put my shirt back on because I was making them self-conscious.
I really didn't know Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman were so sensitive. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (VuzoQ) 368
They are dogs. Treat them as pets. Not kids.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (0xzXo) And for that matter, please keep them on a leash too. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (8nWyX) 369
Indiana Jones and the Poligrip of Fate
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (0mRoj) 370
If all was correct in the world, there would be a high speed rail, and I could have a private cabin... and a few days off while on the train. I AM A JOURNALIST... I NEED MY SPACE, PEOPLE
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (DpOmP) 371
i have no sympathy for whiners
Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (PWNxU) 372
off topic, noticed at Drudge (left hand side, links to Daily Caller):
A group of executives who want to fight global warming has published a new report calling for countries to spend up to $600 billion a year over the next two decades to boost green energy deployment and energy efficiency equipment. The Energy Transitions Commission's (ETC) report claims "additional investments of around $300-$600 billion per annum do not pose a major macroeconomic challenge," which they say will help the world meet the goals laid out in the Paris agreement. ETC is made up of energy executives, activist leaders and investment bankers, including former Vice President Al Gore, who would no doubt get a piece of the trillions of dollars they are calling for. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (b7fwp) 373
350
Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are allergic to cats. I don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or near their person. Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP) Yes, they can. I flew my cats from Spokane to LA years ago - they came out in a separate area in LA, spitting and pissed off. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (a0IVu) 374
362 I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday.zone of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC) =============== Isn't it Republicans who are trying to make the pill over the counter? I bet they have a feature on that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (/prE6) 375
"Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!"
------ I'd rather listen to a profane teddy bear interview someone than listen to Algore. Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (7HtZB) 376
For some reason that dog looks a lot like George Will.
Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (SsblQ) 377
In fairness if dogs could speak he would have complained about Mark Halperin's smelly feet and asked to be moved Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (lKyWE) 378
362 I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday.zone of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC) I'd prefer he just take away the bitches. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (0mRoj) 379
Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:
Other People. I'd much rather sit next to a dog on a flight than a stranger. -- My vote is for "empty seat." Then "dog" Then "cat" Then "small farm animal/pet in a carrier" Then "person who is FIFY Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (HBKaX) 380
>>>Here's a question. Can cats fly?
depends on your arm strength. For me, with my grotesquely overdeveloped muscles, they can fly, but only several hundred yards, due to so much internal tension in my massive muscles preventing me from really hurling them. I really need a team of clinical massage therapists to dig into my 28 inch upper arms and restore some of my youthful flexibility. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (8rNrN) 381
If you want to roll around in some SchadenHalperin, check out the "Trumped" documentary from Showtime's series with Halperin and Heilemann.
Halperin is in the Javitz Center where everyone is watching CNN on the big screen as the results come in. It's looking bleak for Hillary. He turns to the camera and says, "Trump is up by 8 points in Florida, and only 92% of the vote is in, so Hillary could still..." And his voice trails off. You can see math happening in his head. His expression changes to one of doom. The penny has dropped. It's one of my favorite TV moments ever. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (gIRsn) 382
I'd much rather sit next to a dog - particularly this one - than that cocksucker Halperin.
Isn't/Wasn't his father a well-known flaming commie? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (SRKgf) 383
Indiana Jones and the Risky Fart
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr) 384
Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are
allergic to cats. I don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or near their person. Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP) I flew next to a female SCAD student on a flight from LA to ATL several years ago. She had a small cat in a purse-sized carrier in her lap. Cat was quiet and calm. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH) 385
350
Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are allergic to cats. I don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or near their person. Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP) yes. they have special carriers and i have had the pleasure of seeing this. lots of high end kittens are shipped this way and i think i know someone who had a Peterbald (a russian type of hairless cat) delivered like this because you never know how cold the hold will get and you dont want them on a long flight freezing and get a sick kitten you just paid 3k for. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (YhV5r) 386
Indiana Jones 5: Does this have Closed Captioning?
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (hdpay) 387
363
If that had been me on the flight, the dog owner would be the one complaining that I wouldn't stop petting his dog and talking to him in a baby voice (whose the cutest puppy in the world? You are yes you are). Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (FTXAT) So glad to know I am not the only one who goes all baby voice with cute dogs. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (a0IVu) 388
Indiana Jones and things cost more now than they used to.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (gbWkA) 389
Yes, they can. I flew my cats from Spokane to LA years ago - they came out in a separate area in LA, spitting and pissed off.
Posted by: IC Dog was hitting on the pussy nonstop. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (HBKaX) 390
359 We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it
We can roast him right there. Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker ________ Hey, Clock Boy. You misspelled "fuck". Posted by: Furious George at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (j+dfT) 391
So like here's a grumbleflaunt:
So I was flying at Mach 5 in the Secret Concorde and this chubby model, Kate Upton or whatever, asked if she could "sit on my face later." I'm still trying to figure out why they make condoms so goddamned small. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (SRKgf) 392
I don't blame him. I don't want to sit next to someone's pet on a plane either. Especially if I'm paying for first class.
I wouldn't be a dick about it like he was though. And hey some people do have allergies. I don't and the only allergy Halperin has is to testosterone, but he shouldn't be harassed about it. Let's talk about another group of annoying fucking idiots, mainly people who treat their dogs like they're children. Right Dana Perino? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (4ErVI) 393
"So like here's a grumbleflaunt:"
Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon? My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40 something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni) 394
262
"I want to hear more about the Secret Concorde." In some conspiratorial progressive recountings of how Reagan engineered the 1980 "October Surprise" to unseat Jimmuh Cartuh, it is said that Reagan quietly dispatched Bill Casey to Tehran to negotiate with the Ayatollah Khomeini. In response to criticism that it would be physically and chronologically impossible for Casey to have been in Tehran given his high profile public visibility in other places close to that claimed time of the claimed meeting, the response is (I shit you not) that Casey had been secretly flown there and back aboard an SR-71 Blackbird at Mach 3. Yes, despite being an ordinary private citizen at the time, Ronaldus Maximus was able to order up the crown jewel of the USAF with a few phone calls. And to also presumably get all of the Blackbird's elaborate travelling circus of support sent along to Iran with it. Is there *nothing* that man couldn't pull off? Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (qJjMA) Torque, I recall it somewhat differently. Here's what I remember: 1. It was VP candidate (also private citizen) George H.W. Bush 41. 2. It was Spain that he went to to meet the Iranians. 3. The story was related by Gary Sick, who was a retired Navy captain on Jimmy Carter's NSC staff. He was flogging a book about the October Surprise on Nightline and Ted Koppel just let him spew the ridiculousness without asking a single tough question. It was during the 1988 election when Bush 41 was not yet 41. Anyway, that's the way I remember it. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (jK8Z7) 395
Well, my grumbleflaunt is targeting a slightly different class (but still, I want status among my peers): "Srsly, Walmart? No self-check-out because people kept stealing things? I'ma take my business back to K-Mart. You can kiss my EBT goodbye."
Posted by: Crabby Old Bat at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (ZVKoE) 396
also, Cavuto just reported that Obama will be giving a speech to some Wall St group later this year for $400,000. Worth every penny of it, especially if he also takes two hours to answer five or six questions.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (b7fwp) 397
78 July 10, 2020 Indiana Jones 5 Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6) Indiana Jones and the Blacklist of Doom Because you know damned well that Spielberg is gonna shove that McCarthyism/Hollywood Blacklist bullshit down everyone's throat. Again. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (XWkhW) 398
I'd love to sit next to a dog during a flight. At least they don't force you to make small talk.
Also, Mark Halperin sucks. Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (Rsi2C) 399
>>>I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday. One of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!
I threatened to sue so they took my picture off the cover. I think they put some girl I turned down on the cover instead. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (VuzoQ) 400
381 Yeah,the whole election night episode is fap worthy.Not that I have fapped to it or anything....
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (r/0kC) 401
>>>So I was checking out my serratus in the mirror this morning at the gym, and these guys asked me to put my shirt back on because I was making them self-conscious.
oh, they could even see you in the mirror? Unfortunately for me, I've grown so massively yoked that I block out the entire mirror, like a star bursting into a nova of striations and veins. I hate having to shop at specialty Yoked Man clothing stores now! What a drag and a half!!! If only I could still fit into Lesser Man's clothing.... Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN) 402
I flew next to a female SCAD student on a flight from LA to ATL several years ago. She had a small cat in a purse-sized carrier in her lap. Cat was quiet and calm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH) I'm allergic AF to cats, so that carrier had better be hermetically sealed. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj) 403
Someday "really...?" is going to make a great anachronism. Like you'll be watching a movie set in the 80's or even 90's and one of the characters is gonna go "really.....?" with a blank expression on their face.
When did this arise? Last seven or eight years? Posted by: Mega at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (e0TTb) 404
17 Let me get this straight: The dog is a support animal owned by a flight attendant? A flight attendant needs a support animal to fly?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (a3sfz) Yeah. What does he know that we don't? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (SRKgf) 405
My support dog is a pure bred grumbleflaunt.
Posted by: mikeyslaw at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (JZJ9v) 406
Indiana Jones 5: Indiana buys useless shit from QVC so he can call and talk to on air hosts.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (TDJsa) 407
also, Cavuto just reported that Obama will be giving a speech to some Wall St group later this year for $400,000. Worth every penny of it, especially if he also takes two hours to answer five or six questions.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (b7fwp) ................. What's that, about $1 per "uh"? Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr) 408
190 I hate when my maid's maid grumbleflaunts about the imported brie we keep in her guest house.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (oVJmc) My maid complained about the jingle I would sing around her about our Brie: "My Brie has a first name, it's B-R-Double-E My Brie has a second name, it's O-L-S-O-N..." Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (A3b6q) 409
"Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (8rNrN) "
Not bad ace, but you gave yourself away - everyone knows that Hulk Hogan and his 24 inch pythons are the largest arms in the world, brother. Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (oZ6kz) 410
Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1
or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon? My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40 something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni) Yes, and the find many ways to work that into any conversation you have with them. And they ran an impressive time, than they try to mention it at least twice. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (a0IVu) 411
Indiana Jones and the OMG HE'S NOT BREATHING!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (0mRoj) 413
I have to go to the Big and Tall store for specially tailored underwear. Store-bought never fits through the front.
Posted by: Me at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (RYASC) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (NyJwR) 415
It's hard to find jeans that fit well after all these GAINZZZ.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (VdICR) 416
If only I could still fit into Lesser Man's clothing.... Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN) I take it an Untucked shirt just won't do. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (PY9jH) 417
I'm more of a gerbil man...
Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (DpOmP) 418
Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumbleflaunts.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (Rsi2C) 419
I was at Amazon recently looking at pepper spray and it appears the number one reason people (a shitload of people, btw) are buying it is because; 1 they jog 2 they ride bikes The pet owners will tell you, as you observe broken skin and torn pants; 'I don't know why he/she did that, he/she's friendly to everyone else?' As if YOU did something wrong to set the dog off. But in an age where parents don't berate children for misbehavior, why would I expect their pets to be any more disciplined? Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (HTdUD) 420
Indiana Jones and the Look of Confusion
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc) 421
418 Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumbleflaunts.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (Rsi2C) He got hisself banned. Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (jjaLl) 423
Indiana Jones and the Living Will
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (8rNrN) 424
"If only I could still fit into Lesser Man's clothing....
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN) " I've never been into the Yoked Man store, but I pass by it all the time when I have to drive my Bugati a whole 10 miles out of the way to buy my underwear at the special Comically Large Genitals store. Such a pain! Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (oZ6kz) 425
Indiana Jones and the Life Alert Just Out Of Reach
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (HgMAr) 426
Indiana Jones and the Kids on the Lawn.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (xeeHA) 427
Unfortunately for me, I've grown so massively yoked that I block out the entire mirror, u Jacked, bro? Jacked and Tanned? Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (o6i/R) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (fDdVG) 429
Yes, and the find many ways to work that into any conversation you have with them. And they ran an impressive time, than they try to mention it at least twice.
Posted by: IC Ask them if they know the history about 26.2. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX) 430
>>>Not bad ace, but you gave yourself away - everyone knows that Hulk Hogan and his 24 inch pythons are the largest arms in the world, brother.
were I bulked mine up on a steady diet of Blondes but SO EXPENSIVE!!! Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN) 431
I was at Amazon recently looking at pepper spray and it appears the number one reason people (a shitload of people, btw) are buying it is because;
1 they jog 2 they ride bikes ------------------------------------------- Idiots Posted by: Bull Connor at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (SsblQ) 432
With this fifth Indiana Jones movie, Harrison Ford's age means they have to be setting it in 60s or 70s.
Probably will involve hippies on the moon. Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (QMggM) 433
CGI Indiana Jones "cause Harrison Ford died halfway through filming and we can't let this cash cow die even thought the last movie sucked donkey balls"
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt) 434
220 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.
Posted by: ace --- That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa) Hairlip! Hairlip! Hairlip! Posted by: Ace's Sensitive Girlfriend with the Handicap Sticker at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (A3b6q) 435
Indiana Jones and the Child-Proof Cap
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (oVJmc) 436
I've been trying to do this whole auto-fellatio thing after hearing about Ron Jeremy, but I still can't do much more than nibble at the sides. He doesn't know how lucky he is.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (VuzoQ) 437
Indiana Jones and the Catheter of Destruction
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj) 438
This actually did happen to me:
About four years ago I was coming back on a flight from Milan -- NYC -- SF, and (in all seriousness) two supermodels were in the seats behind me -- and they both were sick! I don't know what disease they had, but for the whole flight they coughed and sneezed and I could just feel the disease wrapping around the seat and getting into my sinuses. They got off at NYC (obviously for some modeling gig), but sure enough, 24 hours after arriving at home, I came down with some horrible respiratory ailment that took me weeks to shake off. And I 100% knew where I had gotten it. The detail I'm leaving off is that these Typhoid Maria's were both unbelievably gorgeous. So at least I got beautiful germs from them. Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (DQ4Fv) 439
"421 418 Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumbleflaunts.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (Rsi2C) He got hisself banned." Really. I mostly enjoyed his perspective though usually did not agree. However, he got really weird and personal whenever the subject turned to religion or abortion. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (OD2ni) 440
"Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon?
My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40 something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni) " Oh, the 13.1 sticker is for Half-Marathons? I was using it for something else... Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (oZ6kz) 441
Indiana Jones and the return of Short Round
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (FZYNt) 442
My only bitch is my Audi R8 only gets 14 mpg.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (IDPbH) 443
Well, if Halperin is crazy enough to not have his sidearm, or at least a fighting knife, or his hatchet-cane, in his possession, he can take his chances with what is obviously a warhound from Peruvia.
Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (zLDYs) 444
SKIN BURSTING PUMPS!! Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (o6i/R) 445
Indiana Jones and the Container of Pudding
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (jjaLl) 446
GET SHREDDED!! Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (o6i/R) 447
Indiana Jones V get the grandchild to drive me to bingo, Damnit!
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (gbWkA) 448
Indiana Jones and the Full Coin Purse
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (xeeHA) 449
>>>
Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon? My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40 something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330. that's peacocking, but at least they're being up front about bragging, rather than attempting a stealth brag via the humblebrag or grumblebrag technique. If you're gonna praise yourself, be honest about it. I could sit here all day and brag that I'm easily throwing up the 120 pound dumbbells in my Cuban Presses, but you know what? That's the biggest dumbbell they make so now it's just all repetitions and toning work from here on out. Life sucks. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (8rNrN) 450
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bingo
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (HgMAr) 451
#419 The pet owners will tell you, as you observe broken skin and torn pants; 'I don't know why he/she did that, he/she's friendly to everyone else?'
When I was a young man I lived in a big apartment complex where you had to walk about a half block to the nearest dumpster. One night in a driving rain I ran out to the dumpster with a bag of garbage, when this asshole dog that had been left out on someone's stoop came flying out and bit me hard. The owner told me "It was your fault. You were running and you scared him." Srsly. I reported the fact that they had a dog to the landlords, since no dogs were allowed. The landlord told me "It's a service dog, we can't do anything about it." A vicious service dog? Bullshit. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (ul9CR) 452
Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip Replacement
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (4ErVI) 453
Best part about this is, he is branded as a dog-hater.
There's a lot of people, I think, would rather a child molester move in next to them than a dog-hater; or even a dog-indifferent. Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (ZQpd0) 454
Last time i was preaching at the church-and the Sunday after Easter-too which is traditionally the lowest attendance of the year-the word of my appearance spread (Because I don't normally preach then) in advance. There were so many people to hear my magnificent insights and stirring presentation that there was standing room only and given that the air conditioning hadn't yet been set up I was getting a little warm at the pulpit. I DO wish these people would have notified me in advance that they were attending.
****Totally a grumble flaunt and absolutely mendacious except for the fact that I did preach the Sunday after Easter and it was a pretty good sermon, :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (fDdVG) 455
sheesh... never fast enough
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr) 456
Indiana Jones and The Blue Plate Special
Posted by: PT Barnum at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (DpOmP) 457
Indians Jones 5: Meets a young Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (o6i/R) 459
Indiana Jones and The Massive Stroke
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (jjaLl) 460
Indiana Jones The Search for the lost Butterscotch Treat
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (4ErVI) 461
Before he moved that funny smelling guy told me I would never really know who was a good boy.
Posted by: Dog at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (fo0go) 462
454, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (fDdVG)
That's the best grumbleflaunt yet. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (a0IVu) 463
Indiana Jones and the Hangman's Noose
Posted by: David Carradine at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (DpOmP) 464
Hi. I'm Lena Dunham and I'll be sitting on your face for this flight. Asshole.
Posted by: flying coach on united at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (nlbfN) 465
Bitches love a bow tie.
Posted by: They call me MISTER Peabody at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (o6i/R) 467
"Life sucks.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (8rNrN)" Tell me about it. Or these wimpy gyms that only have 10 plates - what am I, Tinkerbell? And it just looks silly having to go into the parking lot and bench press some guy's Ford F-150. Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz) 468
I couldn't find a decent cup of coffee when I was WALKING ON THE MOON.
#UltimateExtremeGrumbleflaunt Posted by: Neil Armstrong at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (A3b6q) 469
Indians Jones 5: B-I-N-G-O.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni) 470
Gotta love the "gauntiness" in supermodels. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (o6i/R) 471
Indiana Jones 5 Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6) Indiana Jones and the Trump of Doom... Its a about an evil sorcerer who becomes an American Politician, and uses mind control power to take over... Indy will of course, fight the Nazi Sorcerer.... Trump... Posted by: Don Quixote... at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (NgKpN) 472
do not go to a CA DMV zombie
Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (PWNxU) 473
26.2?
I thought it was stupid RC frequency thing. I drive my radio controlled car on frequency 26.2, not boring 27 like you losers. Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (QMggM) 474
461
So you know the fcking flight attendant is flying free. Is his dog flying free? When did they start seating flight attendants on back trips in first class instead of bumping up an elite member? If I was Diamond Medallion member and found out a flight attendant and his dog got a free seat and I didn't, all hell would break loose. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (sprPv) 475
Indiana Jone and the Temple of Prune..
Posted by: catman at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (5H2BV) 476
Indiana Jones and the Charge for a Soda Refill
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (xeeHA) 477
Ace, you are very funny. I hope to see the word "grumbleflaunt" used a lot from now on.
And, you people are killing me with the Indiana Jones movie names. Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (sBOL1) 478
Ask them if they know the history about 26.2.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX) Nike! Arrgggh..... Posted by: Pheiddippides at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (rF0hx) 479
There's a lot of people, I think, would rather a child molester move in next to them than a dog-hater; or even a dog-indifferent.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (ZQpd0) There's an assumption by a lot of asswipes that everyone loves dogs and that somehow you're a problem if you don't. These asswipes also tend to vote for people like Obama and Hillary. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (4ErVI) 480
Some "Judge" has blocked PDT from cutting off funds to sanctuary Cities....where the fuck do these Judges come off? And when do we fight back?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (KlI/a) 481
Halperin is a dick, but the standards for what passes as service dogs today have gotten pretty ridiculous.
My basic preference is not to have to spend hours sitting next to somebody who might drool on me, be it a dog, a baby, or a fatty. Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (rX06+) 482
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Unless you like that tall malnourished bad posture sickly look in women. Oh and Gaunt. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (o6i/R) With galloping RBF to boot. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (SRKgf) 483
But that's the chief reason I can't stand Other People in close quarters. I cannot stomach *breathing* other people's fumes. Hate it. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (o6i/R) 484
Indiana Jones and the never ending solicitations from AARP.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (gbWkA) 485
>>>Oh, the 13.1 sticker is for Half-Marathons? I was using it for something else...
haha metric I bet. I don't even measure mine by conventional means. I slowly lower it into a large tub and just note the many gallons of water displaced by its entry. You know, like they do when measuring a ship's tare tonnage. So I always have water pouring out of the windows of my penthouse. Thanks a lot, God! Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN) 486
I had something similar happen last time I flew first class. Wait, that wasn't me. I've never flown first class. And I never will, being a peasant and all.
Maybe they should call it First World Problems Class, where you can complain about your 3 minute egg that was clearly a 3.5 minute egg, without being treated like an entitled lunatic. Even though you are an entitled lunatic. Back where I sit, we're pulling the oars to make the plane go, and the shorter attendants step on us to reach the overhead racks. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (nbDqW) 487
OT bathroom thought:
What if cultures that spank/beat their kids are better at war than those that don't? I know I should turn that into a grumblebrag or something but it just struck me. Most of the tough SOBs I've known have had pretty rough upbringing. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (xJa6I) 488
Indiana Jones and the Geritol Curse
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (DpOmP) 489
Indiana Jones Meets Matlock
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (SRKgf) 490
Here's a question. Can cats fly?
Years ago a friend of mine had a pet skunk (not de-skunked by the way), and he flew with it all the time in a cage on his lap. To the question I quoted: perhaps, but only if we try using a catapult. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (kUmUV) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (ODxAs) 492
A federal judge in San Francisco has blocked a Trump administration order to withhold funding from communities that limit cooperation with U.S. immigration authorities.
U.S. District Judge William Orrick issued the temporary ruling Tuesday in a lawsuit over the executive order targeting so-called sanctuary cities. The decision will stay in place while the lawsuit moves through court. 9TH CIRCIUT Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (KlI/a) 493
Indiana Jones the Search for the Remote Control
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (4ErVI) 494
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Really? Because 99% of "supermodels" are quite homely. Posted by: Soothsayer Well, I use the term "supermodel" loosely, to mean "runway model who's ever better-looking than the usual runway model," rather than the standard meaning of supermodel which is "One of the 50 highest paid models in the world." I actually don't know how much they earned. "Supermodel" is just my slang for "astoundingly beautiful Italian chick." Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (DQ4Fv) 495
Indiana Jones & the Do Not Resuscitate Order
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (ZQfW9) 496
I thought it was stupid RC frequency thing. I drive my radio controlled car on frequency 26.2, not boring 27 like you losers.
Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (QMggM) I have a 146.520 sticker. Shuts 'em all up. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (8nWyX) 497
Indiana Jones and the Blue Plate Special Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (lKyWE) 498
I can't walk into a small stuffy room. Can't do it. Full of other people's carbon dioxide or monoxide, or whatever they're expelling from their mouth-holes. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (o6i/R) 499
Indiana Jones and The Iron Poor Blood
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (IDPbH) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (ODxAs) 501
9TH CIRCIUT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (KlI/a) 9th circuit cannot be broken up soon enough. Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (a0IVu) 502
Indiana Jones and The Pulsating Goiter
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (jjaLl) 503
Indiana Jones and The Army of Useful Idiots
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (DpOmP) 504
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Applebees
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (SRKgf) 505
On June 11, 2012, President Obama nominated Orrick to be a United States District Judge for the United States District Court for the Northern District of California
he worked for the Georgia Legal Services Program from 1979 to 1984. He joined the San Francisco law firm of Coblentz, Patch, Duffy & Bass LLP in 1984 and continued there for twenty five years, becoming a partner in 1988. From June 2009 to June 2010, he served as counselor to the Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division of the United States Department of Justice. From 2010 to 2012, he served as a Deputy Assistant Attorney General in the Civil Division.[3] His father, William H. Orrick, Jr., was a United States District Judge for the Northern District of California and served as Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division in the Kennedy Administration. He briefly rejoined Coblentz, Patch, Duffy & Bass LLP as special counsel, before accepting appointment to District Court. LEFT WING WET DREAM Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (KlI/a) 506
Indiana Jones and the Wonky Prostate
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (SRKgf) 507
>>>Tell me about it. Or these wimpy gyms that only have 10 plates - what am I, Tinkerbell? And it just looks silly having to go into the parking lot and bench press some guy's Ford F-150.
i hear ya. It's gotten to the point that any time I want to get a halfway decent pump on I have to bicep curl water mains out of the street. I can't tell you the number of people and policemen who give me "funny" looks doing that. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (8rNrN) 508
I have a 146.520 sticker. Shuts 'em all up.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (8nWyX) Yeah, but all that spam traffic from Venezuela. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (sprPv) 509
Indiana Jones and the weird-ass hard candy in the bowl on the coffee table.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (gbWkA) 510
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Prunes
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (IDPbH) 511
Indiana Jones and Air Traffic Control
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (SRKgf) 512
His nomination was reported by the Senate Judiciary Committee on February 28, 2013, by a vote of 11 ayes to 7 nays, mostly along party lines, except that Republican Senator Jeff Flake voted aye.[6] The U.S. Senate confirmed his nomination on May 15, 2013, by a vote of 56 ayes to 41 nays.[7] He received his commission on May 16, 2013.
Notable case[edit] On Friday, July 31, 2015 Judge Orrick blocked the release of videos of Planned Parenthood, granting the injunction requested by the National Abortion Federation.[8] Campaign Contributions[edit] According to the Public Citizen, a non-profit, consumer rights advocacy group, William H. Orrick III, who was employeed by Coblentz, Patch, Duffy & Bass, raised at least $200,000 for Barack Obama and donated $30,800 to committees supporting him.[9] Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (KlI/a) 513
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out boy He'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a dog-hater (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy He'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a dog-hater Posted by: hall & oates at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (nlbfN) 514
A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!"
We all know you *else* had a German accent. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH) Rin Tin Tin? Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (A3b6q) 515
Indiana Jones and the "Did I say 'Get my Colostomy?' I meant Calista."
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (hdpay) 516
Makers of the Wet Fart....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (jjaLl) 517
Indiana Jones and the HOA board elections
Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (QMggM) 518
LEFT WING WET DREAM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (KlI/a) Feel like a drink? Because I need one. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (rF0hx) 519
A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!"
We all know you *else* had a German accent. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH) Dimaggio? Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (A3b6q) 520
I can understand the skepticism of service dogs but not every disability is obviously visible. I am 29 years old (ok...4 and appear to be a healthy but overweight man. I have been on the receiving end of deathstares and rude comments for using disabled parking or using the available carts/chairs handicap stalls/spaces. The truth is that I can not walk without assistance for more than 75 yards and when I push the envelope I will be "totaled" for the rest of the day. I didn't choose to be disabled and I could use a service dog at any time to make my life easier even though I "look" normal.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (hMqvx) 521
"Thanks a lot, God!
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN) " I mean, I know the upkeep costs are pretty high on the giant vats of water, but that's nothing compared to having a pricy team of scientists measure it by noting its effect on the tides and the Earth's orbit. Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (oZ6kz) 522
Indiana Jones and the Persistent Cough
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (4ErVI) 523
Indiana Jones and the Trick-Or-Treat Pennies
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (xeeHA) 524
Some "Judge" has blocked PDT from cutting off funds
to sanctuary Cities....where the fuck do these Judges come off? And when do we fight back? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (KlI/a) I would love to see that judge enforce that in any way. Discretionary funding is just that... discretionary. Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (FTXAT) 525
Indiana Jones and the Last GAINZZZ Thread
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (B+qrE) 526
Indiana Jones and the Panels of Death
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (xeeHA) 527
Indiana Jones and The Case of The Trod-Upon Lawn
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (jjaLl) 528
A federal judge in San Francisco has blocked a Trump administration order to withhold funding from communities that limit cooperation with U.S. immigration authorities.
Withhold funding from the judiciary in the meantime. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (SRKgf) 529
So, I was trying to catch a few rays on my good friend Geldoff's yacht, and Oprah, who for some reason Michelle really loves, is standing there going "Blah blah blah blah blah," totally blocking my rays. I looked at Hanks and Springsteen and said, "Bitches. What can you do?" Then we laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH) 530
Indiana Jones 5 Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6) /guy wanders under Ace's window... Crap.... what the shit just fell on me... wait... that's not water... its PUDDING!!!! Posted by: Don Quixote... at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (NgKpN) 531
Indiana Jones and the Broadway Bus Adventure
Posted by: EF Harriman at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (DpOmP) 532
I bulked mine up on a steady diet of Blondes but SO EXPENSIVE!!!
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN) ======================= Fox expensive? Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (Pqytn) 533
Feel like a drink? Because I need one. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (rF0hx) Maybe tomorrow...to much Navy work right now Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (KlI/a) 534
Indiana Jones and...wait, where am I?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (4ErVI) 535
507 >>>Tell me about it. Or these wimpy gyms that only have 10 plates - what am I, Tinkerbell? And it just looks silly having to go into the parking lot and bench press some guy's Ford F-150.
i hear ya. It's gotten to the point that any time I want to get a halfway decent pump on I have to bicep curl water mains out of the street. I can't tell you the number of people and policemen who give me "funny" looks doing that. Posted by: ace Look up the real story of Paul Anderson. The guy really would bench-press entire tractors! He actually did run out of things that challenged his strength -- everything was too light for him. Probably the strongest man who ever lived, and he was entirely self-trained and with home-made exercise equipment. And possibly the biggest arms of all time too. Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (DQ4Fv) 536
Indian Jones and the Mao Suit of Discontent
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (DpOmP) 537
I should sue Hefty Bags for false advertising, those things aren't anti-rip when I wear them as condoms. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (ODxAs) 538
Indiana Jones and The Last Ensure
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (jjaLl) 539
Indiana Jones and the curse of the saggy balls
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (FZYNt) 540
I have a neighbor, public school teacher, with an aggressive dog. It started out small but kept growing until it's probably 100 plus pounds. We're out in the middle of nowhere, so that's okay. I don't begrudge her that. But there are leash laws in this town. Which she ignores.
Said dog came after me, cornered me. On my own property. I refused to back up. I'm (insert 'internet tough guy' dimensions here, except I'm actually that in real life). So she had to come get the dog. She thereupon gave the dog a 'treat'. Insert a shitload of swear words here. Anyone who ever slept through Psychology 101 knows how the dog perceived his reward for 'capturing' me and what I'm in for next time. So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her. Still haven't decided. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (HTdUD) 541
Indiana Jones and The Damned Kids Today With Their Hair and Their Clothes
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (xeeHA) Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (Mc+44) 543
291 Indian Jones and the Return of the Bowl of Soup at the Delicatessen
Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (A3b6q) 544
Indiana Jones and the Cholinesterase Inhibitor
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr) 545
Jane d'Oh @ 384- SCAD
I had a girlfriend who was a SCAD grad. She had one of those sweet little kitties in her lap, too. but there were bats in her head. Perfect except for that one thing. Sads. Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (zLDYs) 546
Indian Jones and two fifths of vodka... [hic]
Posted by: Hillary at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (DpOmP) 547
Indiana Jones and the Lost Viagra.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (hdpay) 548
Idiana Jones and the Goblet of Lime Jello Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (lKyWE) 549
>>>>Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:
Other People. Heh, same here. I fly Southwest, and my trick is to sit on the aisle or window seat and sit my kid in the middle. The plan is to reverse seating right before takeoff (usually so he can look out the window), but...it guarantees that the 3rd seat remains unoccupied unless it's a full flight. Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (NOIQH) 550
I didn't choose to be disabled and I could use a service dog at any time to make my life easier even though I "look" normal.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (hMqvx) And I don't think very many people would begrudge you that accommodation in the absence of so many who take advantage. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (rF0hx) 551
Indiana Jones and the battle with Dementia
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (FZYNt) 552
Indiana Jones 5: Raiders of the Retirement Home of Doom Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH) 553
A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!" Oh Really?? Anytime a dog comes within My Space, I have no trouble making it known to the dog's owner that the dog is in My Space only at my approval and I can revoke that permission at any time for any reason. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (o6i/R) 554
I would love to sit next to a dog on a flight. It gets so tiring with people always coming up "can I have your autograph?", "would you have sex with my wife?", "would you ejaculate on my entire body?", "can I have a clipping of your hair to clone supermen?", "is that girl next to you that actress, oh, what's her name?", " would you carve your name into my forehead?", etc etc
At least a dog would just kill it's master and follow me home after the flight. So much easier. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (VuzoQ) 555
Indiana Jones and LET'S BOMB IRAN
Posted by: John McCain at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (DpOmP) 556
Indiana Jones and the Search for a Bowel Movement
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (xeeHA) 557
"I have been on the receiving end of deathstares and rude comments for using disabled parking or using the available carts/chairs handicap stalls/spaces. The truth is that I can not walk without assistance for more than 75 yards and when I push the envelope I will be "totaled" for the rest of the day."
I am sorry to hear, both about your condition and stares. I have heard from enough people like you that I think it is always best (and charitable) to presume good faith in these situations. It is too easy to give in to pettiness and we should all resist. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (OD2ni) 558
Indiana Jones 5: The early bird special of the Golden Corral
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (326rv) 559
So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her.
Me? I'd go with a 9-iron. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (B+qrE) 560
"Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al
Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!" I don't think there are 100 people that are even aware of Al Gore's Meltdown series. Must be something else, maybe a 420 fest. Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (1BQGO) 561
Indiana Jones and the Condos of Del Boca Vista
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (nlbfN) 562
Indiana Jones and the Missing Dentures
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (SRKgf) 563
Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Last AARP discount
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (IDPbH) 564
Indiana Jones Bareback Rides The Stygian Ferryman
Posted by: Andrew Ridgely at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (DpOmP) 565
Indiana Jones and The Looseness of Stool
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (jjaLl) 566
Indiana Jones and LET'S BOMB IRAN
Posted by: John McCain at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (DpOmP) Circa and the Spewed Iced Tea on the Keyboard Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (B+qrE) 567
Indiana Jones and the Small Flight of Stairs
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (xeeHA) 568
Can't stand when dog owners allow their mutts to come right up to you and accost you with their wet noses. Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (o6i/R) 569
Indiana Jones and the Battle with ... uh ... with ... I forgot what I was going to say
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (SRKgf) 570
Indiana Jones and the Code Blue
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (4ErVI) 571
Indiana Jones and the Tip Calculator
Posted by: it does other things! at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (+INtM) 572
This is my favorite Paul Anderson training photo -- lifting about 600 pounds with his neck:
http://www.usawa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/PaulAndersonNeck.jpg Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (DQ4Fv) 573
So you know the fcking flight attendant is flying free. Is his dog flying free?
When did they start seating flight attendants on back trips in first class instead of bumping up an elite member? If I was Diamond Medallion member and found out a flight attendant and his dog got a free seat and I didn't, all hell would break loose. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (sprPv) Actually, you don't know any of that. Those are incorrect assumptions, made by you from a position of less-than-perfect knowledge about the way the air travel system works. To be guaranteed a seat (what is known as a "positive space" reservation), an airline employee must either be traveling on company-mandated business, or buy a ticket. The same goes for the dog. And no, the folks working a departure do not get to just randomly pick who they upgrade, either. Not unless they want to get fired, anyway. So the guy paid for the seats. Good News! No 'Diamond Medallion' members were disadvantaged/harmed in the making of this episode. Posted by: HTL at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (qzE/R) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (B+qrE) 575
Indiana Jones and Let's Leave Well Enough Alone
Posted by: Karl Rove at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (DpOmP) 576
because of the gutless RINOs in Congress, the ONLY Thing PDT is gonna be able to get done is Bomb assholes over seas...Some Fuckin Federal Judge in the 9th Cricuit will block anything and everything domestic. And we don't fight back. And we will not fund the Wall either.
Gutless cock sucking bastards Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (KlI/a) 577
Indiana Jones and the Checkbook at the Register
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Lurking Moron at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (1L9V9) 579
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Clap-on Clap-off
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (SRKgf) 580
Indiana Jones and the Missing Social Security Check
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (4ErVI) 581
I should followup by saying I hate the disability cheats and the faux "service" pet users with the white hot passion of a thousand suns.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (hMqvx) 582
Indiana Jones and the Collectible Gold Coins
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (xeeHA) 583
Did I miss the words: Service Dog, in the article. I'll re-read.
Posted by: nip at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (vOea4) 584
I'm willing to come out of retirement for Indiana Jones 007.
Posted by: Sean Connery at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (bc2Lc) 585
Indiana Jones 5: Battle with Kirk Douglas
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (HgMAr) 586
Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Drool
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (jjaLl) 587
I had a girlfriend who was a SCAD grad. She had one
of those sweet little kitties in her lap, too. but there were bats in her head. Perfect except for that one thing. Sads. Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (zLDYs) Remember the crazy - hot matrix? Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (QPdNE) 588
Indiana Jones V: The Lost Clapper
Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (xVRrG) 589
306 What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing. He won't come anyway. Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (5fSr7) Come here Nothing, Let me put put on your leash so I can take you out for a drag. Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (A3b6q) 590
NBC
BREAKING: Judge grants request to halt Pres. Trump's executive order that threatens funding for sanctuary cities. Judges continue their all out assault on letting Trump govern. Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (hdpay) 591
Indiana Jones 5: Indy and the RV trip of many stops
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (326rv) Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (o6i/R) 593
572 This is my favorite Paul Anderson training photo -- lifting about 600 pounds with his neck:
http://www.usawa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/PaulAndersonNeck.jpg Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (DQ4Fv) Looks like a good warmup set. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (SRKgf) 594
542
Must be a Hampden-Sydney dog. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ) Is it the bow tie, or the bourbon on his breath? Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (sprPv) 595
Notice how there are no seeing eye cats, drug sniffing cats, or search and rescue cats.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (7ZVPa) Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (PlGk9) 597
577 Indiana Jones and the Checkbook at the Register
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH) HA! Was at the convenience store near my house last week and an old guy comes in and whips out his checkbook and the clerk was all we don't take checks anymore no way to verify them, etc. Now 10 years ago this would've resulted in an epic tantrum because how dare you don't take checks but he just went all deflated and slunk out. I think a lot of places aren't putting up with that bullshit anymore. I always hated standing behind someone writing one and when I worked retail myself seeing someone writing one while watching the line stack up was infuriating. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (4ErVI) 598
LAWFARE = VICTORY
Posted by: Eric Holder, Black Panther at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (DpOmP) 599
There's an assumption by a lot of asswipes that everyone loves dogs and that somehow you're a problem if you don't.
These asswipes also tend to vote for people like Obama and Hillary.Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (4ErVI) Really, I would have them pegged as serious movement conservatives since they're not petty and love dogs. Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (Mc+44) 600
I'd like to see a judge force discretionary spending
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (7ZVPa) 601
Seems to me the Executive Branch can just tell the Judicial Branch to F off when it comes to discretionary spending. Now does this Exec Branch have the balls to do it is the question. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (ODxAs) 602
BREAKING: Judge grants request to halt Pres. Trump's executive order that threatens funding for sanctuary cities.
Judges continue their all out assault on letting Trump govern. Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (hdpay) That assault is not going to change until Trump tells them to fuck off... they are making decisions about things that are not in their purview to decide and it is not going to stop until they are ignored and made to look foolish. Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (FTXAT) 603
Somebody needs to do something about the 9th circuit.
I'm hoping Trump is that someone, because this feels like judicial overreach. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (xJa6I) 604
Homework? I was told there would be no homework.
Posted by: scoville at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (N+CRe) Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (sprPv) 606
Paul Anderson was a good example of eating through sticking points.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (VuzoQ) 607
Indiana Jones and the Metamucil Adventures.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (a0IVu) 608
Indiana Jones and the Case of the Missing Dentures
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4ErVI) 609
btw, service/support dogs are Bullshit
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (o6i/R) Support animals are... service animals are not. Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (FTXAT) 610
I'll never forget the dog owner whose big ass dog came up and persistently sniffed my wifes privates when we were walking somewhere. 'He's very friendly', the dog owner (female) assured. 'You wouldn't think that if I just did that to you', was my reply. (Hand on Bible placed, I actually said that) Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (HTdUD) 611
Indiana Jones Breaks Wind
Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (DpOmP) 612
I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (6Ll1u) 613
About 200 Indiana Jones titles. Anybody got Harrison Ford's e-mail address? He really needs to see this.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:31 PM (HgMAr) 614
yeah, but isn't it just possible that a time traveler from the future infected the dog with a virulent pathogen and put the cute pink bow on xer so people would pet it and stuff. or something.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (WTSFk) 615
Must be a Hampden-Sydney dog.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ) Is it the bow tie, or the bourbon on his breath? Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (sprPv) The erectile disfunction. Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (Mc+44) 616
I'd like to see a judge force discretionary spending
You look like you need to buy medical insurance. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (HBKaX) 617
dysfunction
Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (Mc+44) 618
So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her. Still haven't decided.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (HTdUD) I vote for pepper spray. First for the owner, then the dog if necessary. Posted by: HTL at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (qzE/R) 619
Indiana Jones 5: Indy and the FAA Flight exam
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (326rv) 620
Checks:
"I think a lot of places aren't putting up with that bullshit anymore. I always hated standing behind someone writing one and when I worked retail myself seeing someone writing one while watching the line stack up was infuriating." ----------------------------------------------------------- Now replaced with glacial chip card readers with 2 questions to boot. Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (SsblQ) 621
Indiana Jones and the Turn Signal of Eternity Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (lKyWE) 622
Oh, FFS: Judge blocked Trump's plan to cut funding to sanctuary cities.
Is Trump president or not? Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (NOIQH) 623
Do we take bets on who gets willow'd in threads this long?
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (NmR1a) 624
I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Buy a baby elephant Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (HBKaX) 625
Indiana Jones and the Sore Butt From Getting Fucked On South Park.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (2VN2E) 626
I'd like to see a judge force discretionary spending
You look like you need to buy medical insurance. ====================== That almost made me laugh out loud, but then the tears welled up. Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (xVRrG) 627
Considering some of the yapping howler monkeys I've had to sit next to, I would love to be by this doggie. She is smartly dressed, friendly, and probably smells better than most.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (oiNtH) 628
A smart Republican Party would have Congress take a vote on Sanctuary city funding.
Even in deep blue California, 70% of the public is against Sanctuary Cities. Make Democrats own this. But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues . Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm) 629
624 I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Buy a baby elephant Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (HBKaX) Russia Baby Giraffes For Me Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (voOPb) 630
Indiana Jones and the Lost Reruns of JAG
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (oZ6kz) 631
Indiana Jones 5: Indy And the faculty revolt
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (326rv) 632
622 Oh, FFS: Judge blocked Trump's plan to cut funding to sanctuary cities.
Is Trump president or not? Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM Looks like Federal Judges say no... Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (NyJwR) 634
Indian Jones and F^ck You Republicans, I Packed The F^cking Judiciary
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (DpOmP) Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (nlbfN) 636
But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues .
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm Kevin McCarthy's dick on his prostrate? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (voOPb) 637
Indiana Jones and "The Adventure of Rip Out My Pubes, Knit a Sweater, and Wear it To My Castration"
Posted by: Daydrinker Doing His Thing at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (jjaLl) 638
Cry Havoc! and loose the Dogs Of First-Class!
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (s5o+q) 639
Indiana Jones and the Matlock Marathon.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (OD2ni) 640
Indiana Jones and the Chest X-Ray That Doesn't Look Good
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (4ErVI) 641
So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her. Still haven't decided.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum Had the same thing happen. Dog showed up and when I told it to leave it started growling and advancing. I advanced too because I'm funny that way. Owner showed up at that moment, freaked out and left with dog. Liking dogs in general, I borrowed an old Daisy BB gun (not higher velocity pellet) and next time it showed up outside my door I took a shot at its rump. Owner keeps dog in own yard now. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (Oz6ib) 642
Indiana Jones and the Saggy Breastosaurus
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (HgMAr) 643
I vote for pepper spray. First for the owner, then the dog if necessary.
Posted by: HTL Yeah, but she has a 'Hate Has No Home here' lawn sign in her front yard. With arabic words beneath. So I'm pretty sure the police would lock me up forever. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (HTdUD) 644
Indian Jones and The Lost Episodes of The Rockford Files
Posted by: Pappy Boyington at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (DpOmP) 645
I had a support pony!
Posted by: jerry's nana at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (nlbfN) 646
Needed laughs and you all provided with an assist from Harrison Ford's piloting skills.
Many thanks horde. Now I could use Trump coming out swinging against this tyrannical anti-American judge who is so far out reaching constitutional authority he may as well be tearing it to shreds. And by coming out swinging I mean literally AND figuratively. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (72PAC) 647
A smart Republican Party would have Congress take a vote on Sanctuary city funding.
A smart Trump would tell the DOJ to enforce federal law. All of it. California's medical pot? Send in the DEA. Pot is still illegal. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (HBKaX) 648
A smart Republican Party would have Congress take a vote on Sanctuary city funding.
Even in deep blue California, 70% of the public is against Sanctuary Cities. Make Democrats own this. But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues . Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm) Yeah like funding Fredocare Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (KlI/a) 649
Magnificent! 100 of these would make a bestseller.
Posted by: Rich at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (r/ouM) Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (PlGk9) 651
Indiana Jones And Where The Hell Is My Tapioca Pudding?!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (2VN2E) Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (xVRrG) 653
Now I could use Trump coming out swinging against this tyrannical anti-American judge who is so far out reaching constitutional authority he may as well be tearing it to shreds.
obama appointee and a big Abortion protector... Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr) 654
I don't know if AtC is still here, but this seems like a good time to trot out this funny New Yorker story about service animals that she linked to once:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lsh3csd starring a turtle, a snake, a turkey, . . . . Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (sBOL1) 655
One of the Worst Flights Ever I've endured, was from Miami to Chicago.
A two year old hell spawn kept screeching at her hipster "parents," "I HATE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE BIG FAT STUPID HEADS!!!!!" while repeatedly slapping them across their unconcerned faces with both her hands. This continued for nearly the entire first hour of the flight. I wanted to see all three of them kicked out the door at 30,000 feet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (PY9jH) 656
Indiana Jones and the Arthritis Gambit
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (d76uN) 658
Indiana Jones on Gilligan's Island
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (PlGk9) 659
Maybe tomorrow...to much Navy work right now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (KlI/a) Thursday? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (rF0hx) 660
What needs to happen is some of these so called judges need to be impeached.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (IHK0Z) 661
So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts?
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (oiNtH) 662
Indiana Jones and the Shingles Dilemma
Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (NyJwR) 663
But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues . Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm) Yeah like funding Fredocare Posted by: Nevergiveup Amazing how Paul Ryan never had a problem finding the money to take care of Obama's refugees but simply can't find the money for Trump's wall. Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (WGqTm) 664
Indiana Jones and the EIGHTH GODDAMN TIME I HAD TO GET UP TO TAKE A PISS!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (s5o+q) 666
Indiana Jones and the Search for a Proper Burial Site
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (4ErVI) 667
Mark Halperin is a bolshvik, however I too am tired of weak people that can't get through the day without their comfort dog.
My office building is filled with dogs because their owner can't go to work without them. In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere. Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q) 668
'He's very friendly', the dog owner (female) assured.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (HTdUD) Yeah, that's always the "Aha! I've won the argument" thing they say. I DGAF how cute, friendly, or well-behaved your animal or child is and how they've never bitten, puked on, or attacked anyone before and you don't know how this could have happened. Expecting other people to be ~enchanted~ by your widdle pwecious is the height of conceit. If I wanted a damn dog, I'd go to the dogatorium or whatever. If I wanted a kid, I'd go to... what's that place, Kids R Us? They probably sell them there. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (8nWyX) 669
Indiana Jones and the Reverse Mortgage.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (OD2ni) 670
So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts
=================== So, the problem with federal judges is, they are lifetime appointments and impeachment takes a while. Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (xVRrG) 671
Indiana Jones and I'm Sending This Strip Steak Back To The Kitchen - You Call This Medium Rare?
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (oZ6kz) 672
Indiana Jones and the zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (s5o+q) 673
Thursday?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (rF0hx Actually that works better for me. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (KlI/a) 674
Indiana Jones and the Walk-in Bathtub
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr) 675
667 Mark Halperin is a bolshvik, however I too am tired of weak people that can't get through the day without their comfort dog.
My office building is filled with dogs because their owner can't go to work without them. In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere. Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q) Remember, you're the bad guy! Obvious exceptions for someone who is blind or some such thing. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (4ErVI) 676
We control the Senate House and White House and we are still getting rick rolled?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (KlI/a) 677
Indiana Jones and The Thousand Pictures of His Grandchildren - Would You Like To See?
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (oZ6kz) 678
"...harridan Hillary Clinton."
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (s5o+q) I love that word...it fits her perfectly. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (rF0hx) Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (PlGk9) 680
Indiana Jones and the Runaway Stair Chair
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (4ErVI) 681
In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere. Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q) They're now in grocery stores where I live Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE) 682
I guarantee you that the alpha dog in this story is:
1) wearing a bow tie, and 2) not Mark Halerin, who is a First Class Dick. Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (kcLaY) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (NyJwR) Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (0mRoj) 685
Indiana Jones and the Set-Too-High Thermostat
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (s5o+q) 686
Indiana Jones and the Search for the Phantom Runway
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (V4Qfo) 687
Indian Jones And The Kids On His Lawn
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (1BQGO) 688
We control the Senate House and White House and we are still getting rick rolled?
Posted by: Nevergiveup _____ We thought all this time it was the Democrats that were in our way. Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (WGqTm) 689
Shit. I overdid it on the Louis XIII de Remy Martin Rare Cask Grande Champagne Cognac on the weekend and now my gout has kicked in.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (nlbfN) 690
Is it the bow tie, or the bourbon on his breath?
Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (sprPv) The erectile disfunction. Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (Mc+44) You must be confused, that would be a UNC student, same bow tie and breath, no balls. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (sprPv) 691
Sat next to a lady on JetBlue who had a little dog in a carrier under the seat. She took it out after we were in flight, all it wanted to do was lick everyone's face...I liked it, and the flight attendants didn't say anything. No one complained in the area where the dog went.
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (ariyZ) 692
Indiana Jones and the Proctology Exam of Doom
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (4ErVI) 693
Indiana Jones in the den asleep with the game on and the TV blaring again.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (gbWkA) 694
670 So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts
=================== So, the problem with federal judges is, they are lifetime appointments and impeachment takes a while. Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (xVRrG) Well, the solution is easy. President Trump dismisses the judges via an executive order and physically removes them from the courthouses with National Guardsmen. Forget the fact that he doesn't have the right to do so. The judges cannot do what they do. G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw) 695
So,judges rule this country?
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (r/0kC) 696
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Colostomy Bag
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (0mRoj) 697
In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q) -------- They're now in grocery stores where I live Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE) ------------------------------------ Chinatown and China? Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (SsblQ) 698
I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law. *** Polar Bear. You have to let him gnaw on your other customers, he is my ESA! Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (eSx+E) 699
In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q) They're now in grocery stores where I live Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE) It's hard enough to find lamb around here. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (8nWyX) 700
Indiana Jones and The DAMMIT I STEPPED ON MY BALLS AGAIN!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (jjaLl) 701
Indiana Jones and the TURP of Destiny
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (0mRoj) 702
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (sBOL1)
------- Whoops, I meant to say support animals, not service animals. My deepest apologies. Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (sBOL1) 703
Indiana Jones And The Onion On His Belt.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (2VN2E) 704
OMG! Serious you guys!
That's it! The dog IS a service dog! It sniffs out Indiana Jones-piloted light aircraft, and widdles pathetically and odoriferously when it detects one! Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (s5o+q) 705
My neighbor just petitioned the city to get a horse stable on his lot, while we are a big horse town no one here has a stable. I'm not sure that they will get it because there is no where to get the horse out to the trails, by the way it's legal to ride your horse anywhere here, they still have a hitching post at the bar downtown.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (6Ll1u) 706
So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts?
It comes from the top. Trump should tell the US marshals to arrest the judge. He should tell the judge to hire a lawyer and fight it in court, if he is going to violate federal law. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (HBKaX) 707
Indiana Jones in the Constipation Chronicles
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (4ErVI) 708
This obama Judge was the one that put the kibosh on the group that had the baby selling videos...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr) 709
G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw) LOL Your starting to sound like me Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (KlI/a) 710
People go on and on about the 1600 meter head shot I made in Fallujah, just because it took out three Hajis. You know, guys have made longer shots than that.
I only got lucky, I thought I was taking out two, but the third guy (that I didn't even see!) insisted on dropping dead anyway. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (gIRsn) 711
They're now in grocery stores where I live
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE) ------------------------------------ Chinatown and China? Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (SsblQ) Always buy "Prime", better marbling. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (sprPv) 712
baby selling videos.=baby parts
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr) 713
No one complained in the area where the dog went.
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (ariyZ) That is fvcking disgusting. Dogs sniff and lick and eat other dogs' shit. And they lick their own butts. Ponder where that tongue has been before it licked your face.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (rF0hx) 714
Indiana Jones goes Golfing in his Airplane
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (HgMAr) 715
So now the effin muzzies are gonna sue because the airplane seat is unclean because a dog sat in it.
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (0+2tr) 716
Indiana Jones and the small piece pound cake maybe?
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA) 717
But Republicans have won 105 thousand elected offices!! Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (o6i/R) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (NyJwR) 719
President Trump dismisses the judges via an executive order and physically removes them from the courthouses with National Guardsmen.
Forget the fact that he doesn't have the right to do so. The judges cannot do what they do. G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw) So you're saying that Trump should simply "deem" them impeached and convicted? You may be onto something there. Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (s5o+q) 720
This obama Judge was the one that put the kibosh on the group that had the baby selling videos...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr) Yup..if you look at his "History" as I said above he is a left wing wet dream Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (KlI/a) 721
President Trump dismisses the judges via an executive order and physically removes them from the courthouses with National Guardsmen.
Forget the fact that he doesn't have the right to do so. The judges cannot do what they do. G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week ============================= Look, its no longer a statistical improbability. Its not even improbable. Its more a question of timing and degree. The wheels are going to come off this thing. Plan accordingly. Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (xVRrG) 722
If I was a young Muslin, I'd take my goat everywhere...you never know when you get the desire.
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (ariyZ) 723
In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q) They're now in grocery stores where I live Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE) It's hard enough to find lamb around here. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (8nWyX) ISWYDT. Golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (HBKaX) 724
So you're saying that Trump should simply "deem" them impeached and convicted?
You may be onto something there. Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (s5o+q) No new term: DTM Dead To Me Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (KlI/a) 725
If Trump can't build the wall, how about he orders the Army to place mine fields.
Cheaper and likely more effective anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (eSx+E) 726
Indiana Jones and the Blue Plate Special.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni) 727
Indiana Jones and The Let me Tell you The Difference Between a Bagel and a Biali
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (jjaLl) 728
725 You know what they say about obstacles not covered by fire.
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (r/0kC) 729
You know the joke about the two gheys watching UGA, Georgia's bulldog mascot, lick his balls.
One says. I wish I could do that. The other says, HE'LL BITE YOU! Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (sprPv) 730
Just read the piece linked to Drudge. It will make your fucking blood boil.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (rxW5j) 731
Ahhhh, this Judge is the same dingleberry that blocked the release of the Planned Parenthood videos. He also raised $200K for Obama. How impartial!
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (oiNtH) 732
Indiana Jones and the Skull full of Mush...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (O2RFr) 733
Indiana Jones and the Trick Knee
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (xeeHA) 734
If Trump can't build the wall, how about he orders the Army to place mine fields.
Cheaper and likely more effective anyway. Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (eSx+E) And a hell've a lot more fun Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (KlI/a) 735
Ponder where that tongue has been before it licked your face....
Ponder where some people's have been. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (HBKaX) 736
Indiana Jones and the House is on Fire Because the Burner on the Stove Got Left On.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (4ErVI) 737
This weather is so shitty. It's raining too much. Maybe Al Gore is right and we will all be underwater.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (vRcUp) 738
This dog looks just like one of my relative's dogs.
A bIg friendly slobbering walking carpet of a canine. Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (PlGk9) 739
Al Gore is never right. Period.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (U+nHb) 740
I borrowed an old Daisy BB gun (not higher velocity pellet) and next time it showed up outside my door I took a shot at its rump.
Owner keeps dog in own yard now. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something I have one of them for persistent pests, too. I warned her, after they moved in, that she can not let her dog run free. Plus leash laws. Many people in area set poison pellets around the foundation of their homes because of mice and Lyme disease in the area. She persisted. First dog mysteriously dead. She's now on second dog. 'Killing with kindness' isn't just a phrase. It's a thing. It's like my right to extend my arms does not include another persons nose cartilage. She thinks she has the right to let her dog run free. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (HTdUD) 741
Indiana Jones and Ow My Bursitis!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (4ErVI) 742
It's just so tiring to have handsome and wealthy men pestering me for a date, offering me money and luxury vacations on their yachts. I mean, I know I'm really fab and irresistible, but I just don't have enough time to deal with all the men who want a piece of me.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (s7vJs) 743
>>>That is fvcking disgusting.
Dogs sniff and lick and eat other dogs' shit. And they lick their own butts. Ponder where that tongue has been before it licked your face.... THE JOKE'S ON THAT DOG!!! I ATE MY OWN SHIT BEFORE HE LICKED ME!!! SUCKER!!!! Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (VuzoQ) 744
Indiana Jones and I forgot what I was arguing about
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (gbWkA) 745
How can a fuckin Judge rule on something that has not been decided yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (KlI/a) 746
Indiana Jones and the Skull full of Mush...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (O2RFr) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZ63iwnn5M Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (8nWyX) 747
Indiana Jones and Adult Daycare
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (4ErVI) 748
Ponder where some people's have been.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (HBKaX) Most people don't get to lick my face either.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (rF0hx) 749
Indiana Jones and the Newspaper's On The Roof Again
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (HgMAr) 750
This weather is so shitty. It's raining too much. Maybe Al Gore is right and we will all be underwater.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (vRcUp) Next weekend is the "Climate March" in Washington, maybe he will be there to save us all. Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (ariyZ) 751
If it wasn't for the 17th Amendment, you could find enough Senators to Impeach these judges...
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (DpOmP) 752
Lawyers for former NFL star Aaron Hernandez formally asked a court on Tuesday to dismiss his first-degree murder conviction now that he has died.
Under a long-standing Massachusetts legal principle, courts customarily vacate the convictions of defendants who die before their appeals are heard. Another area where the Law is an Ass Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (KlI/a) 753
On 23rd Street between 6th and 7th is a facility for the blind, the majority of blind people use sticks and not dogs, perhaps because keeping a dog is very expensive, but yes if you are blind with a dog, of course, no problem.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (S+i5q) 754
Indiana Jones and the Increasing Black Spot in One Eye
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (4ErVI) 755
Indiana Jones and the Competency Hearing Of Doom
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (s5o+q) 756
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Full Diapers
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (jjaLl) 757
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So you're saying that Trump should simply "deem" them impeached and convicted? You may be onto something there. Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (s5o+q) Yes. And while he's at it the entire Democrat Party and about 80% of the GOP. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw) 758
If PDT does nothing else...and the way these Judges and RINOs are going...he should just appoint as many right wing Judges as he can and then go home a happy man...oh and a fucikin rich man
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (KlI/a) 759
Under a long-standing Massachusetts legal principle,
courts customarily vacate the convictions of defendants who die before their appeals are heard. Another area where the Law is an Ass Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (KlI/a) AND, his child will now collect his NFL pension. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (sprPv) 760
Ace must be napping...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw) 762
I love dogs, and I have a dog. But part of me thinks that this fad for "official comfort animals" is just special snowflakes being special. And annoying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (0deF2) 763
Yes. And while he's at it the entire Democrat Party and about 80% of the GOP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw) I hate to say it but this may be the way we'll eventually have to go if we don't want to wind up in The Camps ourselves. Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (s5o+q) 764
Indiana Jones and the Lost Slippers
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (4ErVI) 765
Indian Jones and The Inappropriate Spongebath
Posted by: Larry Flint at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (DpOmP) 766
A dog that licks its own butt but won't eat the food you put in front of its face isn't a dog; you bought a cat.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (gbWkA) 767
Indiana Jones and the Slipped Disc
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI) 768
745 How can a fuckin Judge rule on something that has not been decided yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (KlI/a) -------------- Didn't you know the founding fathers gave judges ultimate authority? They were aiming for an oligarchy after all. Posted by: MAGA at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (LQ1Q3) 769
Pro tip: if Algore is coming to your town you better buckle down, because mother nature hates him.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (6Ll1u) 770
The. Tree. Is. _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (DpOmP) 771
What is this meme about anyway?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw) ------- He's doing another Indy movie, coming out in 2020! Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (hdpay) 772
Trump should just ignore the 9th circuit judge.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (a0IVu) 773
768 745 How can a fuckin Judge rule on something that has not been decided yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (KlI/a) -------------- Didn't you know the founding fathers gave judges ultimate authority? They were aiming for an oligarchy after all. Posted by: MAGA at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (LQ1Q3) The judge must have divinated what the Founders intended by the new copy of the Declaration found in the UK the other day. Federalism? Pfft! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw) 774
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Indiana Jones and the Revoked Pilot's License. What is this meme about anyway? I think a 5th Indy movie. And at his age... Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (HBKaX) 775
Indiana Jones and the AARP. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw) 776
See on sidebar Leftist Judges are up to shenanigans again, why have a President and not have judges run the country?
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (Ot7+c) 777
I hate to say it but this may be the way we'll eventually have to go if we don't want to wind up in The Camps ourselves.
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (s5o+q) ??? I had a great time at Camp...I call first shower and the bed near the door Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (KlI/a) 778
Indiana Jones and The Hernia From Hell
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (4ErVI) 779
Indiana Jones and man, these boiled carrots are spicy
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (gbWkA) Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (NyJwR) 781
Ke We Kwan gets in a Hoveround. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw) 782
He's doing another Indy movie, coming out in 2020!
Seriously? The title of that movie should be Indiana Jones and the Geriatric ward... Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (O2RFr) 783
I've witnessed a little shit dog lift a leg and douse whatever was on the bottom shelf at Petco. Fvck that.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (X+rUO) 784
A dog that licks its own butt but won't eat the food you put in front of its face isn't a dog; you bought a cat.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (gbWkA) A proper dog will lick its own butt, eat the food you put in front of its face, get into the cabinet and tear open the bag and eat the rest of the food, then hork up on the rug. Then eat the hork. Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (8nWyX) Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (s5o+q) 786
Ted Cruz might be on to something with his El Chapo bill.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (a0IVu) 787
Indian Jones and The Blue Pill
Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (sprPv) 788
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Plane crashes involving Harrison Ford: https://tinyurl.com/2zgsmf a real life pilot who has survived at least three accidents. Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (HgMAr) 789
Indiana Jones and the Hitch in His Getalong
That's the sixth Indiana movie. And I've been signed to play the lead. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (HBKaX) 790
Indiana Jones and the Post-It Note Password
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (xeeHA) 791
86 That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo) Amen Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (KlI/a) Late to the party, but...I'd totally love to sit next to this dog. Cleaner than some passengers, quieter than most passengers...and adorable. I remember the flight to Florida several years ago, going to my son's high school graduation. The woman in the seat in front of me had brought her own lunch (this was shortly after they stopped serving those yummy airline meals). While we were waiting to take off, she reached into her backpack and pulled out a big ol' tuna sandwich and proceeded to eat it. Gah, the smell was ghastly. Tuna doesn't travel well in close quarters. Posted by: antisocialist at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (W2wn0) 792
Indiana Jones and I've won the Spainish Lottery
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (gbWkA) 793
Why can't Trump move the fucking judge's desk to the lobby?
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (0+2tr) 794
I think a 5th Indy movie. And at his age...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (HBKaX) -------- The fourth one was bad enough. I looked forward to it for so long and boy, was I furious when I realized partway through the movie that they were trotting out the FREAKING ALIEN trope. I don't know why he'd do another one. He can't need the money. Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1) 795
AND, his child will now collect his NFL pension. Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (sprPv) They'd recieve it anyway.OJ Simpson still gets his Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (nlbfN) 798
When I worked at McCellan AFB there was a new base commander who wanted a couple long serving GS15's to retire. He moved one of their desks to the building entrance lobby and the other guy got his desk moved to a generator test cell. All their stuff was put carefully in place in their new 'office'. They got the message.
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (0+2tr) 799
The weak link here is Congress, but truth be told the entire Federal government has ceased to represent the citizens. The average Senate tenure is now hitting 16 years, up until the Civil War it averaged only 4 years. From then up until 1950 , only 8 years.
Its an example of Congress only representing the personal power of the members and not the constituency. Posted by: MAGA at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (LQ1Q3) 800
My GF's dog is too fat to lick his ass. That makes it better but not great.
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (0+2tr) 801
Ford probably does these films for the same reason he still flies. Vanity. I am hot and can still attract them at the box office and look smart in my aviator glass as I step off of my plane.
Um, no. Ford shouldn't be allowed to pilot anything higher than 3 feet. Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (oiNtH) 802
My puppy does not lick his ass. He licks his wee weiner.
Admit it, you Morons envy the flexibility. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (hMwEB) 803
I know that there are a few of you that think that support animals are BS but they work very well in the Veteran community. A dog can feel an owner's anxiety-PTSD and has been trained to be a calming force. Equine therapy is also a thing and has shown great results in treating all kinds of mental illness.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (oiNtH) 804
I can everyone is "rushing" to the Chelsea Clinton thread....read all about her.
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (ariyZ) 805
They've abandoned us for the nood, cheri
Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (hMwEB) 806
My puppy does not lick his ass. He licks his wee weiner.
Admit it, you Morons envy the flexibility. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM *types* *deletes* Peace between the 'rons and 'ettes is maintained. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2017 05:16 PM (DMUuz) 807
Could have been worse... Markie could have been seated next to a muzzie smelling of goat urine trying to light his underwear.
Maybe he's a cat person... or just excessively whiny. Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (Quwsn) 808
260 If I am regular person with a regular non service dog I don't think the airlines allow your dog to fly as a passenger even if you purchase it a seat. Is that not the case?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (IDPbH) Not sure if this was answered, but yes, you can buy a dog a seat. We do for our pooch (we do not feel anyone should have to sit next to a dog that is not their own... too many people are afraid of dogs, even a 15# hypo-allergenic dog). The difference is he is not allowed out of his carrying case during the flight. We open the lid of his carry-on, but the poor guy is stuck inside it for the duration. Posted by: Ann at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (kItYS) 809
Are there any journalists that are not dicks? In any case Halperin is part of the ruling class, Harvard education. Typical ruling class behavior.
Posted by: Locke Common at April 25, 2017 05:31 PM (uYg2X) 810
One of Aces best!
Posted by: Chelseas red haired vag at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (PXywa) 811
I think a lot of people support the Support Animal idea in theory but also think a lot of Special Snowflakes are just signing up for special privileges because their only skill is in gaming an increasingly bureaucratic/socialist-favoritism system.
I personally don't mind seeing support animals and don't mind animals on planes or trains or whatever. But yeah, for example, I think this steward probably got a psychologist to claim he needed his support animal just so he could fly with it (and he has to fly a lot) and not put the animal back into cargo. Where I hear it gets cold. OTOH, if I had to fly my dog frequently, I would also go to a psychologist and claim I had stress and only by flying with my dog could I keep it together. Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 06:23 PM (8rNrN) 812
This is emblematic of a culture where more and more things are forbidden, adn therefore you need to fill out special paperwork for more and more exceptions.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (8rNrN) 813
A flight attendant BUYS his dog a first class seat 3 or 5 times a month and Halperin is the story???
WTF are we paying flight attendents or heshe getting free flights? Posted by: lonetown at April 26, 2017 06:18 AM (B95QN) 814
The Dog is adorable...Mark Halperin? Not so much...
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at April 26, 2017 09:10 AM (lwb//) 815
The whole support animal thing is being abused to death right now. Doctors should think twice before signing that piece of paper.
I don't dislike dogs. But I am allergic to them. Even sitting next to a canine makes it difficult for me to breathe. I have a right to fly too. Posted by: W.h. at April 26, 2017 09:35 AM (saPqQ) 816
I can't believe how fortunate I am to be able to pay a new record in income tax this year!
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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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