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Mark Halperin Hates Dogs and Joy

So journ0list Mark Halperin castigated Delta for the indignity of having to sit next to this obviously-dangerous dog on his first class flight:


He later clarified -- or clarilied, maybe, decide for yourself -- that his only thought here was that the dog had not been seated next to its owner, and he was just trying to get Delta to observe more rational seat assignments by putting this dog next to his owner.

Well, the guy who actually paid for the ticket for the dog says Mark Halperin's account is, um, flawed.

[Tweet] We were abt to take off on redeye. Dog was cute. I was sharing pix & expressing surprise owner/dog hadn't been put 2gether.No time for essay https://t.co/gz4WYJvJGA

— Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) April 23, 2017

Talk about doubling down! However, Halperin's recollection of that fateful red-eye doesn't jibe with that of Charlie's owner, Anthony Pisano. Pisano, who works as a flight attendant for Delta, reached out via Twitter to say that, not only did Halperin not offer to trade seats but, rather than expressing concern that Delta was seating support animals apart from their owners, he told a flight attendant that he refused to sit next to a dog. What's more, in Pisano's telling, Halperin wouldn't speak to him or even look at him while the situation was resolved....

So it was the 10:45 red eye on delta. in first class the seating arrangement was A-BC-D seating. I had purchased 6A and 6B and Halperin was in 6C. The dog and I fly back and forth from California to NY 2-3 times a month. I am always aware to make sure to get the dog her own seat (she lays on the floor and sleeps) to ensure she doesn't encroach anyone's personal space. So I put Charlie (the dog) in 6A where she was great. She was in arms reach and everything was cool. Right before we took off the dog came and sat in between my legs for take off so she was secured. At this point halperin (I had no idea who he was) calls for a flight attendant and tells her that he refuses to sit next to a dog. Those were his exact words. At that point I noticed he took a picture of the dog which I just ignored. Next thing you know the lead flight attendant asked if I minded giving halperin 6A. It was so strange he wouldn't even look or speak to me about it. If he would have asked me I would have obliged, no big deal. I couldn't believe how rude this guy was carrying on as I sat right next to him. So I obliged, he moved into 6A and left his shoes and a mess in his little first class cubicle area. I politely brought him his shoes and belongings to which he literally looked the other way and that was that. I then woke up this morning to a friend sending me the article and was in shock reading his tweets. Mind you Delta did absolutely nothing wrong, the flight attendant were extremely accommodating to his wishes all while trying to make sure I wasn't upset in any way. They handled the situation kindly and professionally.



So, eh, in a way, Halperin is kind of right. The seating arrangement was

A (aisle) BC (aisle) D

Correction: If I'd read the damn article I quoted, which I obviously did not, I'd've known that Pisano says the dog was in A -- the window seat, all alone -- but only came over to B (next to Halperin) to be comforted during take-off. At all other times (or most other times), presumably, the dog would be all alone by the window.

This does make it look like Halperin is a dick who just wanted the window seat, or to sit alone, and used the Dog Complaint to get it.

Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick. If Pisano is right, avoiding even looking at him during this easily-untangled knot is a dick move. Halperin has always struck me as uptight and high-strung, and refusing-to-look-someone-in-the-eye just because you're having minor conflict with them fits that impression.

And maybe he just wanted the window seat -- though no one who wants to broadcast that he's a frequent First Class flyer would admit he wants to sit by the window and see things he's seen a thousand times before.

I think Halperin was using the technique of grumbleflaunting here. It's considered rude and uncouth to, as Trump does, simply announce you have a lot of money and access to elite goods.

The way the well-educated, well-socialized upper middle class prefers to brag on itself is through grumbleflaunting, where you complain about some defect in an elite good, which demonstrates 1, you have access to that elite good (like First Class berthing) and 2, you're so sophisticated you can actually critique the relative goodness and eliteness of elite goods.

So like here's a grumbleflaunt:

So I was flying at Mach 5 in the Secret Concorde and this chubby model, Kate Upton or whatever, asked if she could "sit on my face later."

Really, @delta?! We have assigned seats for a reason! And maybe extend your legroom beyond the cramped three yards we have so that this busty supermodel doesn't have to make rude demands of fellow passengers just to stretch out her long legs, which are the color of pale honey infused with Pleasure-Heightening Drugs That Poor People Can't Afford and have the gracefully abrupt curves of my favorite Ferrari.*

* I mean of the street-legal Ferraris I own, of course. I'm not counting the unlicensed Flying Ferrari, for obvious reasons.

For Further Review and Contemplation: How do you think you can use the technique of grumbleflaunting to raise your own social cachet?

Putting Theory Into Practice: Try a series of grumbleflaunts with your friends and co-workers. If your grumbleflaunt is successful, you will see their eyebrows rise covetously and you will rise in social cachet.

If your grumbleflaunt is unsuccessful, you will be punched square in the nose. As you should be.

Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM




Comments

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1 All boxy & grey. Like Philly.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:15 PM (7HtZB)

2 Corgis summoned

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:16 PM (7HtZB)

3 feeling boxed in here

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

4 G-d damned Russians!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 25, 2017 03:17 PM (Gh/jd)

5 Tight. Ship.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:17 PM (f7W3D)

6 That dog is obviously a Wolf Hybrid. No wonder the journalist is concerned.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (x7OgJ)

7 this format is called grumbleflaunt-bold

Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (7n4KQ)

8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!

How can you hate a dog with a bow tie?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D)

9 So, Halperin doesn't like dogs? Good to know.

You know who else doesn't like dogs?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (HBKaX)

10 Logically, yeah, you'd want the dog and his owner in B and C, and not next to another passenger. (Or put the dog in A -- but then that gives up the window seat to a dog. Though the dog would presumably enjoy that.)

---

Just a reminder to the dog, airplane windows don't open.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (7ZVPa)

11 As grey as Spring Pennsylvania Weather.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (WDCYi)

12 yea, ok he's a Dick, but 'support animals'?

n-word, please.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (RKQ/v)

13 A couple Martinis and I bet that dog lets his bow-tie down.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (TJCSB)

14 How can you hate a dog with a bow tie?
Posted by: garrett

Must be a Hampden-Sydney dog.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ)

15 It's Bo, the Portuguese!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (IqV8l)

16 Halperin is being canineaphobic

Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (7n4KQ)

17 Let me get this straight: The dog is a support animal owned by a flight attendant? A flight attendant needs a support animal to fly?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (a3sfz)

18 I have some acquaintances who saw this when Halperin tweeted it, and they let me know he got all kinds of grief over his, well, reaction.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (eytER)

19 In Flight Meal!!

Posted by: B.Obama at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (FZYNt)

20 Gray is the New White...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (jjaLl)

21 He is so so cute!!! (the dog, I mean). Who wouldn't want to sit next to him instead of some human.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

22 I knew someone who got rended in the gobberwarts with a grumbleflaunt. Not pleasant.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (8nWyX)

23 I gotta say, not gonna lose much sleep over this one.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (qJhUV)

24 Why didn't they just beat the dog up and drag it off the plane?

Posted by: United Airlines at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

25 Beautiful dog.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

26 So, Ace - Did you forget which shelf you put 'HTML for Dummiez' on?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (f7W3D)

27 Really Ace..... I never feel all gray and boxy when commenting at Mother Jones, The Nation or Brandy Sniffers of The Hampton websites.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (lgpzi)

28 Use the fire hydrants in coach only, please.

Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (7n4KQ)

29 Is it me, or are we floating in a gray mist??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (jjaLl)

30 When I first saw the thing, I thought Halperin was making a *joke* - coming on the heels of United and American kerfluffles.

Good to know he was serious, and just being an asshole.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (17QyB)

31 So, airlines and their passengers don't like each other. This has been established since the United incident, in very clear light.

Maybe just Halperin wanted to signal that he was with everyone else in his contempt for airlines, and he found his first opportunity.

So...he's a lemming in search of acceptance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:21 PM (/prE6)

32 WAAARGARBL!

Posted by: The Dog After His 3rd Gin and Tonic at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (f7W3D)

33 This might be the greatest Ace post of all time.

OF ALL TIME.

Posted by: Kanye West at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (eSx+E)

34 We're flying Delta tomorrow. I hope I'm not seated next to a support monkey/chicken/goat/whatever.

WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?

And yeah, Halperin is a total dick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)

35 "Do you know what a dog's catnip is? Hugs." - Not Mark Halperin

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (TJCSB)

36 I've sat next to much worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (KlI/a)

37 OMG, that dog is too adorable. Like ... too adorable. I want to squeeze it right now!

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (QAOZh)

38 is that the gay dog from Sourh Park?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (7kWyQ)

39 I'd rather sit next to that dog than any human. Dog looks incredibly cute.

Halperin, you're a jackass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (U+nHb)

40 i can't believe I only got 2 cases of grapes out of the dumpster at Whole Foods, this toilet wine is going to be weak.

#grumbleflaunt

Posted by: Woooooooah at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (oln0r)

41 "Logically, yeah, you'd want the dog and his owner in B and C, and not next to another passenger. (Or put the dog in A -- but then that gives up the window seat to a dog. Though the dog would presumably enjoy that.)"


I see a dog, its head stuck out the window of the jet, ears flapping in the wind, sniffing and barking.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

42 Isn't it a boy dog? Why is he wearing a pink bow tie?

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

43 My 'support animal' is a honey badger.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (RKQ/v)

44 Yep, Dog and owner should have been in side by side seats, not across the aisle. The dog owner booked the seating arraignment and flies two or three times a month and should know how the seats are arraigned.

Was the dog a big dog, or little one?

Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (e7FCa)

45 When I was at Yale most of the support dogs I came in contact with belonged to private jet pilots not attendents and were much cuter and more expensive.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (fo0go)

46 Sure is dark in here.

Isn't Halperin kind of a regular on Morning Joe? All those prog douchetards look the same.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (PY9jH)

47 The Grumbleflaunt is known to be the even snootier cousin of the Humblebrag.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (WDCYi)

48 I kind of wish that dog had a Twitter account,

"You won't believe the asshole I almost had to sit next to. And he likes that President who ate my father."

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (eytER)

49 "Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick."



Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (f7W3D)

50 42 Girl dog.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (r/0kC)

51 So, airlines and their passengers don't like each other. This has been established since the United incident, in very clear light.
...........

I know, it's almost like those darn passengers want to go places and stuff.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

52 So a Delta flight attendant is publicly running down a Delta passenger for getting snippy about the flight attendant's dog being aboard? That doesn't sound prudent.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (mrfTe)

53 Journohack has a first class ticket.

Complains he is sitting next to a cute, well behaved dog, not a 400lb land whale in cramped, err, economy class.

Someone should really write an article about the bubble the media is in...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (eSx+E)

54 Yum, in flight meal !!!

Posted by: O'Bummer at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (2cfUo)

55 Shouldn't the support dog be wearing a vest and ID or something?

Anyhow, Halperin is still a yuge douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH)

56 I don't trust people who don't like dogs. This doesn't weed out a lot of liberal idiots or even all muzzies (some of the light core, married to regular folks have family dogs) but its a good starting point.

I actually could accept a mild grumble about dog hair and slobber spillover when you've paid for a first class seat and are dressed up, but first you'd have to be honest and start by saying you'd like Delta to let you decide whether you want to avoid sitting close to a dog when you bought your ticket.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (eASYU)

57 First of all, let us all take a moment to look at the awesomeness of that doglet because that is an awesome doglet of awesomeness.


II. The guy buys his dog a first class plane ticket. You, sir, are awesomeness topped with fantasticness.


C. Mark Halperin is an asshole who never contemplated the possibility that the doglet's owner would see this and respond. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Four. NO SERIOUSLY LOOKIT THE DOGLET IT'S SO CUTE OMG SERIOUSLY LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT

Cinco. Mark Halperin is an asshole.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (mf5HN)

58 cause I eat dogs, get it?

Posted by: O'Bummer at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (2cfUo)

59 Delta has the best in flight meals!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (QMggM)

60 "12 yea, ok he's a Dick, but 'support animals'?"


Its a new think I have been seeing on flights for people that do not have an apparent handicap. Sat next to one last year. Dog was fine and not a problem.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

61 my bad, I didn't see 19
shoulda known

Posted by: O'Bummer at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (2cfUo)

62 Not to be confused with grumblefarts.

Posted by: goodluckduck at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (yqvys)

63
Another reason I don't want to fly anymore. 'Support' animals.

I like dogs but don't want to sit next to them for hours on end. I want to throw a stick in a pond and watch them retrieve it. Rub their ears.

Watch them stand at the bow of the boat as we head off to go fishing, wind blowing through their bodies, while they're so excited about what the day will bring.

Maybe if I had a better opinion of the people I have experienced who needed support animals I might feel differently, but I've only known full scale leftists who required such things.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (HTdUD)

64 Not to be mistaken for Mark Helprin, an actual writer, and author of A Soldier of the Great War and Refiner's Fire, among many other fine works.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (zKIA2)

65 reminds me of the time I flew from some God forsaken town in Uzbekistan to Kazakhstan in an old, old Soviet type plane (think wooden seats) and folks brought in their live stock. There was a chicken or two running up and down the aisle while the plane rattled away. I was pretty sure I was going to die in a horrible crash.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

66 A bear bit off the forearm of a nine-year old Palestinian boy who tried to feed it during a school visit to a zoo in the occupied West Bank town of Qalqilya on Tuesday, Palestinian police said.

A police spokesman said the boy approached the caged bear with food when the animal pounced, severing the limb at the elbow. The bear then ate the arm.

The boy was being treated at a local hospital.

????
Sometimes you get the Bear, Sometimes the Bear gets you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (KlI/a)

67 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARK IS GAY-BOORISH-WHINY-RUDE-GAY !!

Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeesburgher at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (ihtYN)

68
*grumble* here I am eating caviar and Brie (super-model) *flaunt* and what do I get from some lowly blogger, a grey box html mistake: really Ace, really?

*grumble*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (ODxAs)

69 IC,
Because he's flying and he's fancy.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (f8ilN)

70 Better to not Tweet and be thought a dick than to sub-tweet and remove all doubt.

Posted by: V the K at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (O7MnT)

71 So I was reading this, and the way that Ace boxed in his own comments like he was quoting someone else, I clicked on the link to see who was writing such funny stuff. Then I was like "this guy at slate? Who knew?" But none of the good stuff was there. So I clicked back and figured it out. Actually kind of bummed, I thought Ace was introducing me to another really funny blogger.

Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (271Y5)

72 The dog is old school, just like me. The dog is wearing a tie.

I was raised to dress up a little when flying, otherwise it just becomes riding a bus at 30,000 feet.

The dog was probably better dressed than 80% of those in first class and 99% of those in coach (only 99%, since I may be one of those in coach).

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (A3b6q)

73 True story flaunt: Shutting down a bar one night, a group of us and some actual lingerie models were trying to get cabs to various hotels at the same time. Not enough cabs at that hour, so we had to crowd; some of us were talked into having models sit in our laps for the ride.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (7ZVPa)

74 I can't believe there are two waffle food trucks at the street fair and the one from 3rd street isn't here. I mean the other waffle food truck from 3rd street. I'm so outta here.

#grumbleflaunt

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (7HtZB)

75 THIS CAVIAR IS MAKING ME THIRSTY.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (QQ+il)

76 Another reason I don't want to fly anymore. 'Support' animals.
***
When did "support" animals become a thing anyway?

I am aware seeing eye dogs have been around for a while, but the people getting these support animals nowadays aren't blind.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (eSx+E)

77 Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (mrfTe)

78 July 10, 2020

Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6)

79 That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.

Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

80 My gold-plated dildo was SO cold this morning, I really must fire the lady designated to warm it.

Posted by: Gwyneth "Roomy" Paltrow at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

81 I've never flown with a dog...with a few fat pigs sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (KlI/a)

82 >>>yea, ok he's a Dick, but 'support animals'?

n-word, please.

...

it's probably bullshit but when you're travelling a great distance, a lot of people just don't trust the idea of putting their pets back in cargo with no one to monitor their safety, or anyone to calm them down.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (8rNrN)

83 78 July 10, 2020

Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Han Solo is dead

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (FZYNt)

84 Do you like dags?

Posted by: Mickey the Piker at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (x7OgJ)

85 8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!

How can you hate a dog with a bow tie?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D)

I know!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (A3b6q)

86 That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (KlI/a)

87 The dog obviously didn't like my pussy hat.

Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (Tyii7)

88 78 Indiana Jones 5:Indy Gets a Reverse Mortgage

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (r/0kC)

89 8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!

How can you hate a dog with a bow tie?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D)

Maybe it's me re-incarnated

Posted by: Paul Simon at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (A3b6q)

90 Who's bitch dis is?

Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (yqvys)

91 On a flight to Spain several years ago, a kid with Tourettes (not kidding) was seated behind me. Kicked the back of my seat most of the flight.

But the flight attendant told the Spanish mom she would have to crate her cat (which I didn't realize was in her lap) and have it removed to the rear of the plane.

I would have happily spent the flight with the silent, sleeping cat than the poor kid kicking my seat for hours.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH)

92 Does your dog bite?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

93 the girl dog was probably looking at Shallow Hal thinking, how come I gotta sit next to *this* whining b!tch

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (7kWyQ)

94 in the old days Aer Lingus had Dublin-Shannon flights where the back half of the ( small ) aeroplane was walled off for 'cargo', some of which was apparently alive and sh*tting

Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeesburgher at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (ihtYN)

95 And then I said "Bob, I will never sail on your yacht again if you serve a meal like that. The unicorn was underdone and the Pommes d'Terre au Magnifique were graced with fairy tears from Java, not the true Sumatran fairy tears." I can tell you that Geffen apologized profusely and we laughed about it as the kitchen staff was drawn and quartered.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

96 Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick.

THAT. IS. NOT. QUITE. HOW. IT. GOES. BUT. IT. IS. STILL. FUNNY.

Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (u0s1P)

97 How can you not love that doggy face? And the bow tie kicker.

I would rather sit next to a well behaved dog than the guy that hacked up a lung the whole flight and refused the cough drop I offered.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (u8Ywb)

98 I can't believe Delta tried to make that poor dog sit next to a freakin jour no list!

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (xVRrG)

99 Is this a grumbleflaunt or just pathetic?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/263371/

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (r/0kC)

100 Grumble flaunting. Great word!

And that dog is adorable, but even men who wear big ties never get elected. As far as Democrats go, I liked that guy who wore bow ties (Paul Simon? No, not the singer. The politician who was from somewhere in the Midwest.) He seemed like a decent guy but never got the Dem nomination probably because he looked nerdy and he wore a bow tie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (fDdVG)

101 That does look mean, would probably slobber all over you and want hesd scratches the whole trip.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (Ot7+c)

102 I swear to God that dog gave me the craziest look, like it would rip my throat out while I slept.

Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (TJCSB)

103 (Or put the dog in A -- but then that gives up the window seat to a dog. Though the dog would presumably enjoy that.)


Heh.

Dog slams head into window repeatedly (because DOG) throughout 5 hour flight, attempting to get tongue out into the obviously delicious breeze.


Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (zKIA2)

104 "At this point halperin (I had no idea who he was)..."
.................

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM??!!

Posted by: Mark Halperin, kind of a dick at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

105 The dog was probably better dressed than 80% of those in first class and
99% of those in coach (only 99%, since I may be one of those in coach).
___
Hey, some of us taking flying seriously ok? I wore my sweatpants that don't have the random weird stains that I normally wear grocery shopping.

Now if you'll excuse my I'm going to remove my socks and sandals and start picking my toes over your lap like any well behaved passenger would do.

Posted by: Some well behaved millenial at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (eSx+E)

106 8 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!

How can you hate a dog with a bow tie?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM (f7W3D)

I call him Bill Nog the "Science" Dog

That's how.

Posted by: Bill Nye at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (A3b6q)

107 >>>96 Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick.

THAT. IS. NOT. QUITE. HOW. IT. GOES. BUT. IT. IS. STILL. FUNNY.

...

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TOOK A CLICHE YOU WERE EXPECTING TO READ BUT CHANGED IT AT THE END TO SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING TO READ

Posted by: REN BOTHLISBERGER at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

108
Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


--

Indiana Jones 5 - Curse of the Dead Anthropologist.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (7ZVPa)

109 87
The dog obviously didn't like my pussy hat.


Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (Tyii7)
LMAO.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

110 alive and sh*ttin.

DON'T. YOU. FORGET. ABOUT. ME. WAS. WAAAAY. BETTER.

Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P)

111 Indiana Jones 5: Mutt Williams' Inability To Keep A Flag Flying.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (eytER)

112 79 That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

Who's a good dog?!

Case in point: When the dog farts, it is funny and disgusting. When your 350 lb co-seat sharer does it (or just rampant BO) then it is less funny, more horrifying.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (+c7tK)

113 I am aware seeing eye dogs have been around for a while, but the people getting these support animals nowadays aren't blind.

Posted by: 18-1


Yes, I am not such a callous bastid that I would begrudge a blind person such a necessary and valued companion.

It's the people who need them for 'emotional support' I cringe at.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (HTdUD)

114 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (fDdVG)

That was in reference to the last line of the article on Twitter that asked-who looked more Presidential-Mark Halperin or doggie with bow tie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (fDdVG)

115 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TOOK A CLICHE YOU WERE EXPECTING TO READ BUT CHANGED IT AT THE END TO SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING TO READ

I. KNOW.

RIGHT?

Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (u0s1P)

116 Not to mention it's a GIRL dog named CHARLIE wearing a BOW TIE.

Caninetransphobia at its most vicious.

Posted by: nevercomments at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (2dLKl)

117 Woof...woof.
Woof woof woof...grrrr.
Woof.

Translation: WTF Delta??!! I gotta sit next to this asshat bi-ped with stinky paws?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (5XBgF)

118
Indiana Jones 5: Indy's Not Breathing

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (TJCSB)

119 Halperin = PUSSY BOY!

Posted by: PimpDaddyWelfare at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (OUB3w)

120 WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah, I was kind of distracted myself by that statement.

Posted by: DaveD at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (P5fqQ)

121 I'll take the dog over most humans I have had to sit next to. He's a least much cuter.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (zRZaJ)

122 If I knew my dog was going to sit next to Mark Halperin on a flight, I would feed it a can of refried beans an hour before take-off.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (f7W3D)

123
I was thinking that dog was one of those show dogs he is pretty damn cute.

I agree with the others, I would have volunteered to sit next to the dog.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (ODxAs)

124 He's wearing a Bow-Tie!

How can you hate a dog with a bow tie?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:18 PM

--

Exactly my thoughts.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (7ZVPa)

125 Indiana Jones And The Goddamned FAA With Their Pilot Fitness Regulations.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (eytER)

126 Vashta, you forgot "as a long time reader of your esteemed monthly journal..."

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (7kWyQ)

127 Indiana Jones 5: The Quest for Shia LeBouef's Damn Flag.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:31 PM (eSx+E)

128 that doggie is seriously adorable

to be fair some ppl are very allergic to dogs and it is weird for an airline to sit a dog next to a random passenger

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (hMwEB)

129 Hey, some of us taking flying seriously ok? I wore my sweatpants that don't have the random weird stains that I normally wear grocery shopping.

Now if you'll excuse my I'm going to remove my socks and sandals and start picking my toes over your lap like any well behaved passenger would do.
Posted by: Some well behaved millenial at April 25, 2017 03:29 PM (eSx+E)

Gross

Posted by: Guy jacking it under his coat on a Greyhound bus at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (7HtZB)

130 WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)


They have a fear of flying and dog helps? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (fDdVG)

131 INDIANA JONES HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

132 >>>98 I can't believe Delta tried to make that poor dog sit next to a freakin jour no list!

You can't come on to a plane with that dirty animal!

>But it's harmless!

The hell it's harmless! That queen's an absolute stiff on Morning Joe! He'll bore me to tears while trying to give me a sqeezer!

Posted by: Department of Recycling Old Jokes at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (8rNrN)

133 My Peacock Tongue in Wild Honey is overdone.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (QQ+il)

134 Will Shia La Boof be in Indy 5?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

135 Does Dom Perinon champagne make the sores in your mouth hurt as much as it does mine?

#grumbleflaunt

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:32 PM (A3b6q)

136 Saw two hipster guys in Kroger the other day. One of them had a "support" dog (a little fluffy thing) riding in the damned buggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

137 I don't trust people who don't like dogs.




Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (HBKaX)

138 >>They have a fear of flying and dog helps?


Ever see The Neverending Story?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (f7W3D)

139 Indiana Jones 5:Get Off My Lawn!

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (r/0kC)

140 Star Wars XII: The Force Awakens Two or Three Times a Night to Use the Bathroom

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB)

141
Here's hoping halperin gets an iraqi boar for a seat mate next time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (ODxAs)

142 Indiana Jones 5 - fuck it I need a nap

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (FZYNt)

143
Interesting question - if it wasn't Halperin but say a Saudi or Dubai journalist on the flight would the airline be in trouble for having a dog on the flight?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (eSx+E)

144 Indiana Jones 5:The Quest for Depends

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (r/0kC)

145 Star Wars XII: The Force Awakens Two or Three Times a Night to Use the Bathroom


I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (QQ+il)

146 Will Shia La Boof be in Indy 5?


Heh heh heh.......

Posted by: 4chan at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (PFy0L)

147 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

I think you misspelled "gays".

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

148 So a grumbleflaunt is a specialized humblebrag in a way?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

149 Tommy Choo shoes make my feet stink.

#grumbleflaunt

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (A3b6q)

150 it's probably bullshit but when you're travelling a great distance, a lot of people just don't trust the idea of putting their pets back in cargo with no one to monitor their safety, or anyone to calm them down.

Posted by: ace

TRUE! In the late '90s there were a number of high profile incidents where animals were checked in as cargo (pressurized hold) but actual plane was left out on the tarmac with no A/C for hours.
Many a person lost their doggeh.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (fo0go)

151 "Stewardess? Could you change the in-flight movie? I don't like watching movies that I didn't produce myself."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (MZcWR)

152 >>Interesting question - if it wasn't Halperin but say a Saudi or Dubai journalist on the flight would the airline be in trouble for having a dog on the flight?


- It's Kosher.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (f7W3D)

153 If I knew my dog was going to sit next to Mark Halperin on a flight, I would feed it a can of refried beans




And a box of Ex-Lax.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (HBKaX)

154 I am terrified of flying, but Mr. Jingles makes it all better.

Posted by: Delta Flight Attendant at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (RKQ/v)

155 >>.128 that doggie is seriously adorable

to be fair some ppl are very allergic to dogs and it is weird for an airline to sit a dog next to a random passenger

...

yeah, and to be fair, some people are afraid of dogs, which dogs immediately pick up on, which makes them agitated and aggressive, and some people have no fear of dogs, which makes dogs calm and friendly.

I've never had a bad experience with a dog so I'm of the second kind. But I imagine if someone once got bit or snapped at, he'd be the first kind, and he would be afraid of dogs, and dogs would tend to get freaky around him.

But that still means that he's a pussy that doesn't understand that if you just project strength and a lack of fear to a dog, the dog responds with friendliness.



Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (8rNrN)

156 That dog licked his own balls but wouldn't lick mine!

Posted by: M. Halperin at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (oVJmc)

157 78 July 10, 2020

Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6)

I assume it's just ninety minutes of Harrison Ford flying with his left blinker on trying to find the runway.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 25, 2017 03:34 PM (a3sfz)

158 The need for service dogs / animals is getting out of control.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (IDPbH)

159 That may, seriously, be the most charming and dapper dog I've ever seen.

Posted by: Kensington at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (Cw3TC)

160 I hate flying, and having a cute puppy sitting beside me would make the trip easier...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy)

161 I want to hear more about the Secret Concorde.

Posted by: and its supermodel passengers at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (+INtM)

162 >>>148 So a grumbleflaunt is a specialized humblebrag in a way?

it's a variation. The grumbleflaunt requires a complaint, while the humblebrag does not.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (8rNrN)

163 Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair of Death

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (7ZVPa)

164 Just as long as I'm still able to fly with my emotional support cassowary.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (qJjMA)

165 It's the people who need them for 'emotional support' I cringe at.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:30 PM (HTdUD)


There are some conditions (e.g. epilepsy) that aren't at all obvious, but that service dogs can detect before a seizure occurs. I carry my cane on the bus even if don't need it that day, because otherwise I get the stink-eye for being a mid-30s guy sitting on a crowded bus, and I'm not going to drop my pants to show my hip surgery scar.

That said, I've never seen a legit service dog that didn't have a "service animal - please don't pet me!" vest.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (8nWyX)

166 O/T, but since we are talking about dogs....

Over at Daily Mail, there is a whole article about Kim Kardashian's large, naked ass with plenty of pics. It's absolutely disgusting. Just let me say, as long as she draws a breath of air, the world will never run out of cellulite.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE)

167 Ever see The Neverending Story?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (f7W3D)

Yes, but it was so long ago I don't remember a darn thing about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (fDdVG)

168 >>But that still means that he's a pussy that doesn't understand that if you just project strength and a lack of fear to a dog, the dog responds with friendliness.


Dogs are much like Ewoks that way.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (f7W3D)

169 complaining about how far downhill the 21 Club has gone since "the Great Days" is a grumbleflaunt (though a dated one).

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)

170 Indiana Jones and the Land of Osteoporosis.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (PFy0L)

171
Indiana Jones 5: He Will Not Divide Or Find Us

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (TJCSB)

172 "56 I don't trust people who don't like dogs. "

^this^

plus everything AtC said @57.

shoulda stuffed that guy down the loo and let him ride in the blue - water tank instead of first class.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (KGH7Z)

173 >>Anyway, there's three sides to every story: My Side, Your Side, and Mark Halperin is Just a Dick.


Yeah, see him on Morning Joe, and he's a dick.
Also, looks like he's a red diaper baby. His dad works for Soros' Open Society Institute.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH)

174 "to be fair some ppl are very allergic to dogs and it is weird for an airline to sit a dog next to a random passenger"


Fair point. Looks like a Portuguese Water Dog which is recommended for people with dog allergies. My wife is severely allergic to dogs and we have had Porties for 20 years with no issues.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (OD2ni)

175 >>>
Over at Daily Mail, there is a whole article about Kim Kardashian's large, naked ass with plenty of pics. It's absolutely disgusting. Just let me say, as long as she draws a breath of air, the world will never run out of cellulite.

not disgusting, but yeah, a lot more curdles than I've seen before.

However, the fattest ass gets very smooth when it's bent over.

The more you know..

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)

176 That dog would bite you.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (QQ+il)

177 Its a new think I have been seeing on flights for people that do not have an apparent handicap. Sat next to one last year. Dog was fine and not a problem.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

Did you ever think that maybe you were in the seat next to the dog's support human?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (A3b6q)

178 Many of these so-called support animals are not.
I see some old hag in the grocery store the other day with some yappy runt dog sitting in the cart where people put groceries. Eff that.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (X+rUO)

179 Ever see The Neverending Story?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM

--

Yes, years ago. I'm still watching it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (7ZVPa)

180 The need for service dogs / animals is getting out of control.

You bet.

Posted by: Handicap Parking Stickers at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (Tyii7)

181 Indiana Jones and The Temple of Metamucil

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (7HtZB)

182 Ever see The Neverending Story?

Yeah, it has a runtime of 1hr42m! I mean, WTF??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

183 Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE)

Kim could look like living cottage cheese and I wouldn't care about that or the size of her rear, but she's marketing herself with a candle in which she is dressed as the Virgin Mary. Kim, You're freakin' kidding me?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (fDdVG)

184 How do you grumbleflaunt on something as pedestrian as Twitter or Facebook; a real elite would have a by invitation only, paid for social media account.

Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2017 03:37 PM (4L7VN)

185 In the recent Federalist podcast, Mollie Hemingway tells an anecdote about Halperin. She and her young kids were at some event in DC. They were in a crowded area (hotel ballroom, I think), and Halperin was walking by, talking on his phone and completely oblivious to his surroundings. He literally ran into her kids. Rather than apologize, like most people would, he actually growled at the children in frustration and kept walking.

Very fun story to hear if you're like me and want to believe that Halperin is a prick.

Posted by: RedStick at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (qTcA9)

186 this is a nice article you are ragetyping, Markie. FOR.ME.TO.POOP.ON.

Posted by: dog with bowtie at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (7kWyQ)

187 >>However, the fattest ass gets very smooth when it's bent over.


Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Kim Kardasian's Whale Eye at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (f7W3D)

188 That said, I've never seen a legit service dog that didn't have a "service animal - please don't pet me!" vest.




Those vests kill me. Because the dog is usually a golden retriever or a lab and they are so freakin' adorable.

But, I will respect the owner's wishes and not pet them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (HBKaX)

189 Indiana Jones 5: Please forget about #4

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (FZYNt)

190 I hate when my maid's maid grumbleflaunts about the imported brie we keep in her guest house.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

191 >>>180 The need for service dogs / animals is getting out of control.

You bet.
Posted by: Handicap Parking Stickers

...

i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.

It was like being Superman in the Thunderdome. THERE WERE NO RULES, EXCEPT THAT I WAS KING AND LORD OF ALL I SURVEYED.


Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN)

192 Indiana Jones 5: Indy Yells at Cloud

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (TDJsa)

193 Was there an in-flight meal? Because I bet the dog wouldn't touch it.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)

194 The dog is wearing a bowtie.
Halperin must've assumed he was a Republican.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (NOIQH)

195 >>>In the recent Federalist podcast, Mollie Hemingway tells an anecdote about Halperin. She and her young kids were at some event in DC. They were in a crowded area (hotel ballroom, I think), and Halperin was walking by, talking on his phone and completely oblivious to his surroundings. He literally ran into her kids. Rather than apologize, like most people would, he actually growled at the children in frustration and kept walking.

I think I may have seen that linked on Some Blog.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (8rNrN)

196 I bet Indy takes the blue pill in this movie.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

197 Indiana Jones 5: Life on a Ventilator

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

198 I am outraged...They sat the poor dog next to a jackass.



Posted by: William Eaton at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (MuTTO)

199 Posted by: Kim Kardasian's Whale Eye



I snort-choked at this imagery.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il)

200 Eh, I hate to say it but I'm with Halperin on this one.

If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me,

yeah, I'd be pissed.

Though, I wouldn't be all passive-aggressive silent treatment about it either.

I mean, look when i fly with my support Royal Bengal Tiger, I buy out the whole 1st Class cabin.

And yeah, I bring along 5-6 dogs with bowties with me in 1st Class cuz that's what Stripey likes to snack when we fly to Iceland to see the Aurora Borealis.

But, I have to do that cuz stupid American doesn't provide snack dogs. And I don't seat my dogs next to some asshole who got bumped up on miles.

Really, standards have fallen.

Love dogs, but they don't need to be on planes unless they're going into my Support Royal Bengal Tiger's belly.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (NyJwR)

201 Ever see The Neverending Story?
Posted by: garrett <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The obama years?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (ODxAs)

202
Indiana Jones 5: WHAT? WHAT? SPEAK UP!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (TJCSB)

203 191
i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.

It was like being Superman in the Thunderdome. THERE WERE NO RULES, EXCEPT THAT I WAS KING AND LORD OF ALL I SURVEYED.


Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN)

==============

Someone get Ace a moderate amount of power over other people!

I'm sure he'll never abuse it in any way shape or form!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (/prE6)

204 Indiana Jones 5: Raiders of the Early Bird Dinner Special

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB)

205 Those vests kill me. Because the dog is usually a golden retriever or a lab and they are so freakin' adorable.

But, I will respect the owner's wishes and not pet them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (HBKaX)


I think it's mostly that they're on the job and shouldn't be distracted.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (8nWyX)

206 "How do you grumbleflaunt on something as pedestrian as Twitter or Facebook; a real elite would have a by invitation only, paid for social media account."

Quipster - the social media account for those in the social register.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

207 "182 Ever see The Neverending Story?

Yeah, it has a runtime of 1hr42m! I mean, WTF??"


That's why Lionel Hutz sued for false advertising.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

208 hey, man, keep that turd OUT of terlit hobo seating please. we got standards.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:40 PM (7kWyQ)

209 Sounds like Mark Halperin could use a good old-fashioned Victorian walking stick beating.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)

210 Dog WAS in A. Only came over to owner for takeoff. Which is when journolist threw his hissy fit.

Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (l8NYK)

211 >>>If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me,

yeah, I'd be pissed.

...

I would see how I got on with the dog before I complained.

A dog could very well be a better seat-mate than a human. Depends, of course. But I'd see how it behaved before making an issue. I'd wait for after take-off.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (8rNrN)

212 138 >>They have a fear of flying and dog helps?


Ever see The Neverending Story?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 03:33 PM (f7W3D)

===============

I started, but I could never get to the ending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (/prE6)

213 You know they run out of shrimp at Golden Buffet again?

Posted by: guy who never quite gets it at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (mrfTe)

214 Pixy seemed to run a lot smoother on the old Cray-1 than on the Cray XT series.

Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (7n4KQ)

215 An Adam Carolla rant about service animals would be perfect right now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (IDPbH)

216 Indiana Jones 5:Somebody Answer That Damn Phone!

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (r/0kC)

217 Do conservative lives not matter?



Just saw that in the side bar, and it made me giggle. Who wrote that, Mr. Magoo?

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (50gG9)

218 Grumbleflaunt sounds like the name of an orc from LOTR.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (vRcUp)

219 #1 The guy Paid for his dog's seat/floor space. It was not claimed to be a support animal.

#2 Arrogant attention getting idiots like Halperin really should just stay off twitter.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (tkNkP)

220 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.


Posted by: ace

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That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa)

221 Who'd want to sit next to some creature that just sits there, whines, farts and licks his balls? I don't blame the dog for moving.

Posted by: mc at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (hz7qA)

222 >>That said, I've never seen a legit service dog that didn't have a "service animal - please don't pet me!" vest.


Woman at our church trains them, and there are two different vests her latest trainee dog might be wearing at church: one says "don't pet" the other says "please pet" (assume it's to get the doggie used to being around crowds, getting attention).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH)

223 A "support animal"? For a flight attendant? Who can afford to book First Class for his dog, two to three times a month?

Posted by: Monty James at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (gKOMX)

224 "The dog is wearing a bowtie.
Halperin must've assumed he was a Republican.
Posted by: Lizzy"


Why?

Posted by: Zombie Paul Simon (D, IL) at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (OD2ni)

225 This thread...

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (q177U)

226 Indiana Jones 5: Come experience the adventure as Indy attempts to buy fruit with an expired coupon.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB)

227 77 Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic.
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (mrfTe)

And what could we ha' done to make ye more "enthused, mate? I told ye we didn't have anymore Mars Bars, ye wanker!

Posted by: Keith Richards at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (A3b6q)

228 >>>Dog WAS in A. Only came over to owner for takeoff. Which is when journolist threw his hissy fit.

that's not how I read it. Where are you getting that from? In that case, the dog would not be next to Halperin.

You mean it just came over to B for take-off?

I guess that kind of helps Halperin's cause, really. The dangerous part of the trip, re the dog, would be a takeoff. Thing might piss all over or get snappy.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (8rNrN)

229 Markie can ride out on the wing. the left one obviously

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7kWyQ)

230 Mark is a pansy - I bet he'd complain if he had to sit next to my Support Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. The noise is very soothing to me.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (oZ6kz)

231 if I can show that I'm really afraid of flying, can I bring along my support ferrets?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (b7fwp)

232 220 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.


Posted by: ace

---

That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa)

===============

There's a great Coupling episode where Jeff starts dating a girl and he accidentally tells her that he has a wooden leg. She's legit hot, and he can't have sex with her because if he takes off his pants, she'll find out he's been lying.

"I've got too many legs!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (/prE6)

233 >>>200 Eh, I hate to say it but I'm with Halperin on this one.

If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me,

yeah, I'd be pissed. >>>

Dog was on the window, owner next to Halperin.

Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (l8NYK)

234 218 Grumbleflaunt sounds like the name of an orc from LOTR.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 03:41 PM (vRcUp)

More like Faggy Potter

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:43 PM (7HtZB)

235 53
Journohack has a first class ticket.

Complains he is sitting next to a cute, well behaved dog, not a 400lb land whale in cramped, err, economy class.

Someone should really write an article about the bubble the media is in...


Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 03:24 PM (eSx+E)

I am 100 percent certain Journohack didn't pay for first class himself.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (jK8Z7)

236
There was that time when a plane with mark halperin as a passenger got in the takeoff line before my lear jet delaying my trip to Hawaii by minutes. Really flight control, really? I must have had to drink 3 additional bottles of Dom Perignon that trip.!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (ODxAs)

237 The dog is better mannered and bred than Halperin and is probably wondering why it would be stuck next to an ill-bred lout of a reporter.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

238 That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.


and her previous boyfriend in the crawlspace.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (QQ+il)

239 ">>>If I paid for a 1st Class ticket and some neurotic dickweed stuck their mutt next to me,

yeah, I'd be pissed."


I doubt that putzy Halperin has ever paid out of his own pocket for a first class ticket.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (OD2ni)

240 65
reminds me of the time I flew from some God forsaken town in Uzbekistan
to Kazakhstan in an old, old Soviet type plane (think wooden seats) and
folks brought in their live stock. There was a chicken or two running up
and down the aisle while the plane rattled away. I was pretty sure I
was going to die in a horrible crash.


Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

My dad used to captain chartered flights for the Hadj and they would try to roast goats in the aisles. i shit you not. they had to stop them. I am guessing you were on Aeroflot's old planes. reason #1 why i never took Turkmenbashi's invite to go to the Horse Holiday in Turkmenistan, aside from the fact the food is so bad there we joke it killed my friends cancer. thats my grumbleflaunt #1 type: subtle.
The last time i was importing horses from Russia and Dagestan, the head guy at the Jetpets hub in LA recognized my voice as soon as i called. "I KNEW you would have something to do with these bastards. this is the only group of horses WORSE behaved then your last one. Serious, where do you FIND THEM?"
"Stavropol, mostly. Dubna. Turkmenistan. Gotta be mean to survive there Mark."
He wasnt wrong. that one eyed stallion was a bastard. But he had good reason to be.

Ok thats my grumbleflaunt #2 type: Super flaunty.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (YhV5r)

241 "So I put Charlie (the dog) in 6A where she was great. She was in arms reach and everything was cool. Right before we took off the dog came and sat in between my legs for take off so she was secured."

Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (l8NYK)

242 I Love dogs. But I don't love people who need "support" dogs, they are everywhere now, and just like able-bodied fatties who get handicapped parking permits. This lazy and whiny fucking romper room called society is a disgrace.

Dogs are great in a confined space until they take a big ol steaming dump while your trying to eat your well-done airline steak doused in ketchup. Or worse, when you're trying to sleep.

Halperin is a douche, but so is any adult who still needs a blanky, or anyone who takes fucking Digby on a plane

Posted by: Please SMOD Make it Quick at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (c5sfq)

243 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.


Posted by: ace

---

That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX)

244 Sheepdog shows up with 40 sheep. Farmer is mad because he only owns 36.
Then he remembers he told the sheepdog to round up the sheep.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (fo0go)

245 The dangerous part of the trip, re the dog, would be a takeoff. Thing might piss all over or get snappy.

So the support dog needs a support human? That's another ticket!

Posted by: book the whole row! at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (+INtM)

246 WTF? Flight attendant has a support dog?

In the unlikely event anyone survives an accident the flight attendants are supposed to help passengers get out. How on earth can one do that if they need a support animal?

Dog is cute and all, but scratch Delta from the list of airlines I'll ever fly on again (a list that gets shorter week by week).

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (kUmUV)

247 So anyway, Snugglebunny -oh, I'm sorry, you know her as Winona Ryder - and I had a little tiff this morning. She had just made me a stack of like 20 or so pancakes from scratch and she had been churning up that buttermilk from this cow we flew in from Ireland. Anyhoo, she tries to put some cheap maple syrup on the table instead of doing like she usually does and sucking it right out of a tree in Vermont the night before. Ok, sure we'd been making love in our 10 billion count sheets the night before, and probably were in the middle of the unabridged Kama Sutra, but still!!! So I had to let her know I was disappointed and probably needed to be alone for a couple seconds to reflect on the inferior pancake quality.
Well, it kinda put a damper on the post-pancake love making if you know what I mean. I think we only got through 4 or 5 costume changes before we were through. But I think she understands for tomorrow!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (VuzoQ)

248 Indiana Jones and The Support Socks of Doom

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

249 Indiana Jones and the Eternal Turn Signal

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (NyJwR)

250 243
Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX)

===============

What was the name of her other leg?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (/prE6)

251 Ok, and for the record... i would play A LOT EXTRA to fly next to an adorable puppy like that. OMG what an asshole.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:45 PM (YhV5r)

252 I wonder why the CDC is running an ad about gynecological cancer on Shep's program.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (b7fwp)

253 Picture confirms window open with dog sitting between owners legs.

Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (l8NYK)

254 43 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.


Posted by: ace

---

That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX)

Eileen

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (7HtZB)

255 There was an elderly couple in the meat dept. of the grocery store a few months ago.

The dogs were on their back legs sniffing all over the sushi display. Weren't wearing any service dog identification.

A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!"

We all know you *else* had a German accent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

256 I think I may have seen that linked on Some Blog
================
There is only ONE blog.

One blog to rule them all, One blog to find them, One blog to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (C6xeQ)

257 >>>Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best, unenthusiastic.
Posted by: spongeworthy

One time I was on this Sexual Safari where you do not kill the animal, you merely wrestle it to the savannah and fuck it like you hate it, and I've finally managed to get my unwieldily-large penis up inside this lioness with nice teats and then fucking David Duchovny sits down right in front of me to watch with his big hangdog eyes and it's like trying to fuck with a dog in the room so I can't even nut my prey.

You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN)

258 252 I wonder why the CDC is running an ad about gynecological cancer on Shep's program.
==============

And, now, everyone, I have a very personal announcement to make...

Posted by: Shep at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

259 Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (8rNrN)

Re-read the account, said the dog was across the aisle, alone in A. Sat with owner for takeoff in B (can see the owner's legs/hands/phone in the photo). Presumably the owner would've moved the dog back after takeoff without incident.

Posted by: Sjg at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (gDSJf)

260 If I am regular person with a regular non service dog I don't think the airlines allow your dog to fly as a passenger even if you purchase it a seat. Is that not the case?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (IDPbH)

261 July 10, 2020

Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6)


Indiana Jones and the Bowel Movement of Doom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (493sH)

262 "I want to hear more about the Secret Concorde."

In some conspiratorial progressive recountings of how Reagan engineered the 1980 "October Surprise" to unseat Jimmuh Cartuh, it is said that Reagan quietly dispatched Bill Casey to Tehran to negotiate with the Ayatollah Khomeini.

In response to criticism that it would be physically and chronologically impossible for Casey to have been in Tehran given his high profile public visibility in other places close to that claimed time of the claimed meeting, the response is (I shit you not) that Casey had been secretly flown there and back aboard an SR-71 Blackbird at Mach 3.

Yes, despite being an ordinary private citizen at the time, Ronaldus Maximus was able to order up the crown jewel of the USAF with a few phone calls. And to also presumably get all of the Blackbird's elaborate travelling circus of support sent along to Iran with it. Is there *nothing* that man couldn't pull off?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (qJjMA)

263 That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa)

So he broke it off.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj)

264 Halperin is thus a presshole and a dick. They should hook up in a bathhouse. IOW, the elitist asshat can go fuck himself.

Posted by: oddnot at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (g1MTt)

265 From what I'm reading the media is aware they've got a problem, but they're avoiding any self-analysis, to them it's mostly external factors not of their own making that somehow will resolve itself externally.

Rebuilding anything requires a lot of tearing down of the old and bringing forth the change which is hard, may not work as planned, and brings nearly guaranteed pain.

It's easier to say "It's not ME, it's YOU"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (AOrEZ)

266 You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must.


I f*cked him.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (7n4KQ)

267 Sheepdog shows up with 40 sheep. Farmer is mad because he only owns 36.
Then he remembers he told the sheepdog to round up the sheep.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something



Oof.
*golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (HBKaX)

268 Ace-- the dog owner's quote you printed at the head of this thread says that the dog came over just for for takeoff.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (tkNkP)

269 The larger question, is WHY is Delta letting a flight attendant fly his dog in First Class?

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (trdnR)

270 >>>What was the name of her other leg?

Luce

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (8rNrN)

271 Eileen

Lena

Posted by: Handicap Parking Stickers at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (Tyii7)

272 I think the flight attendant would have been on better ground with a First Amendment argument, that his dog was his "spirit animal".

Take that, Halperin!

Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (Pqytn)

273 240, Ok thats my grumbleflaunt #2 type: Super flaunty.


Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (YhV5r)
Love it. Yes, that was a wild trip for me. The food was awful but I drank so much vodka, I didn't get food poisoning at all.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

274 what do they do when a dog takes a dump on the plane?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (IDPbH)

275 What is this "first class" of which you speak?

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (5fSr7)

276 Dude was still sitting next to the dog during takeoff. Just had an aisle between them, rather than, you know, the actual physical barrier that they between adjacent seats in first class (seen in pic).

Posted by: gm at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (l8NYK)

277 Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN)

I am dead.

DEAD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (B+qrE)

278 >>>268 Ace-- the dog owner's quote you printed at the head of this thread says that the dog came over just for for takeoff.
Posted by: corn and beans

I can't be expected to read the article.

Thanks, though!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (8rNrN)

279 91 On a flight to Spain several years ago, a kid with Tourettes (not kidding) was seated behind me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH)

If having Tourette's is a #grumbleflaunt is it better than claiming to have the #grumbleflaunt du jour, Aspberger's syndrome?

Posted by: Asking for a Millennial Friend at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (A3b6q)

280 Woman at our church trains them, and there are two different vests her latest trainee dog might be wearing at church: one says "don't pet" the other says "please pet" (assume it's to get the doggie used to being around crowds, getting attention).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH)


Yeah, but neither one is a pink bowtie. I'm skeptical that this is a legit trained service animal, and I'd also be irritated at having to fly next to someone else's dog, I don't care how cute or well-behaved it is. I also don't like Joy, because she cheated on me back in 2001

Mark Halperin can still chow down on a BoD on general principle though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (8nWyX)

281 Indiana Jones and the Hunt for Prune Juice.

Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (e7FCa)

282 Halperin is another prime example of the #bluecheckmarkmafia
confirming my suspicions that most journalists are raging assholes in their private life and that journalism itself is a magnet for assholes

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (AOrEZ)

283 The larger question, is WHY is Delta letting a flight attendant fly his dog in First Class?

Airline employees are are Overlords of the Air. We are lucky to be in their presence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

284 Sooooo....

Support dog or Muslim passenger.

Who wins, SJWs?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (B+qrE)

285 This reminds me of a joke from Frasier.

Daphne: So how was your meal?

Niles: Perfect, except for one tiny flaw.

Daphne: Oh, so your favorite kind then.

Posted by: Lauren at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (OSc32)

286
Indiana Jones and the Nap While Watching Matlock

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (493sH)

287 "Ace, was her name Peggy by any chance?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:44 PM (HBKaX)"


Eileen?

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

288 Indiana Jones 5 It's 4 PM and I need to eat Damn it early bird special at Golden Corral

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (gbWkA)

289
I think I've seen that doggeh on Muni.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (EZebt)

290
2 Corgis summoned

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:16 PM (7HtZB)







The pup in question isn't a corgi.

I think it's some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (XWkhW)

291 Indian Jones and the Del Boca Vista Condo Board

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (B+qrE)

292
I politely brought him his shoes and belongings to which he literally looked the other way


Should've had the dog bring him his shoes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (lKyWE)

293 Indiana Jones and The Time I Fought the Nazis, Did I Ever Tell You About That?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

294 I like dogs. Fcku sitting next to one in first class. People always think everyone likes their dogs as much as they do. Maybe I don't like your dog. I am tired of other peoples dogs.

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (M+Lyo)

295 "You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN) "

Of course, but we're not speaking - last time after we got home from the Rainbow Room, he served me some beluga caviar with only *two* blinis! What am I, peasant stock? So I shant ever be making his acquaintance again, I can assure you.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)

296 Was this one of those dogs that neurotics bring on board claiming they need them or something?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 25, 2017 03:51 PM (Z6LQG)

297 I think it's some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 03:50 PM (XWkhW)

Mark Halperin?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

298 Indiana Jones and the Pillow Over The Face

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

299 Indiana Jones and the Home Shopping Network

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)

300 Okay, so I read the article now (I skimmed it before) and yeah, the dog was in the A seat, per this account, and only came over to B to be comforted during take off.

Though it seems a better strategy -- to avoid Halperin-related freak-outs -- would have been to go over to A and comfort the dog at A, and then come back to B after takeoff.

Thanks for the correction!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)

301 The dog should ride on top of the plane.

Posted by: Mitt R. at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (K3F/8)

302 Indiana Jones and the too loud smart phone ringer.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (gbWkA)

303 OT, stock market was amazing today. Is this in anticipation of tax cuts announcement tomorrow?

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

304 Indiana Jones 5: Without Nazis to fight I might as well be dead

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (FZYNt)

305 301 The dog should ride on top of the plane.


i.e. doggystyle

Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (7n4KQ)

306 What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing. He won't come anyway.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (5fSr7)

307 Love it. Yes, that was a wild trip for me. The food was awful but I drank so much vodka, I didn't get food poisoning at all.


Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

its great when someone GETS YOU without having to explain too much at all. theres two things to remember about the food #1 they dont do clean like we do #2 even if you do not actually see flies on your food, know with certainty they have been on it. five star hotel notwithstanding.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (YhV5r)

308 257
>>>Anyway, reminds me of the time I was partying backstage with
Mick and the fellows and the complimentary oral sex was, at best,
unenthusiastic.

Posted by: spongeworthy



One time I was on this Sexual Safari where you do not kill the
animal, you merely wrestle it to the savannah and fuck it like you hate
it, and I've finally managed to get my unwieldily-large penis up inside
this lioness with nice teats and then fucking David Duchovny sits down
right in front of me to watch with his big hangdog eyes and it's like
trying to fuck with a dog in the room so I can't even nut my prey.



You know David Duchovny, I trust? Certainly you must.





Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN)

We're approaching Penthouse Forum territory. Should someone call Gutfeld?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (jK8Z7)

309 I like dogs. Fcku sitting next to one in first class.




I'm the opposite. Sit dogs all around me and keep the stoopid fucking people away from me. Or make choking them out legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (HBKaX)

310
What's funny is that *I* would NEVER sit next to Mark Halperin on an airplane and I would demand for one us to be moved.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (o6i/R)

311 302 Indiana Jones and the too loud smart phone ringer.
===============

Indiana Jones and the Jitterbug

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

312 I'd love to sit next to a dog. In fact, I think every flight should have a dog, or maybe a cat, to break up the tension passengers often experience.

Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (jFniP)

313 >>>I politely brought him his shoes and belongings to which he literally looked the other way
Should've had the dog bring him his shoes

Should've had the dog shit in his shoes.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (VuzoQ)

314 But that still means that he's a pussy that doesn't understand that if you just project strength and a lack of fear to a dog, the dog responds with friendliness.
Posted by: ace


Try riding a bicycle or jogging through an upscale neighborhood where some of the dogs weigh more than actual people and get back to me.

There's a reason they're carrying pepper spray, and it's not because they have had pleasant experiences, or failed to project strength or lack of fear.

It's because a trip to the ER and a rabies shot is a pain in the ass. Better to engage in a little operant conditioning for the next jogger or bike rider.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (HTdUD)

315
Poll:

Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog
b) a Leftist media shit

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (o6i/R)

316 Would it be grumbleflaunting if Tucker Carlson recounted on air the time he and Breitbart had dinner at the home of Bill Ayers?

"Bill, old boy. Dinner was a blast."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (PY9jH)

317 Though it seems a better strategy -- to avoid Halperin-related freak-outs -- would have been to go over to A and comfort the dog at A, and then come back to B after takeoff.

Avoiding Halperin-related freak outs is certainly how I structure my life, as everyone should.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (0mRoj)

318 We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it. You might be sitting at a table a sniff something, only to look down and find a goat sleeping under your table.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il)

319 Indiana Jones and Where's My Glasses?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

320 "Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog
b) a Leftist media shit
Posted by: Soothsayer"


c) Milana Vayntrub

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni)

321 Poll:

Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog
b) a Leftist media shit


c) a human


Answer is still A.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (HBKaX)

322 Indiana Jones and his Revoked Pilot's License

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

323 That dog does look like he'd stare at you creepily while heavily breathing on your capri's.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (aQSh6)

324 315
Poll:

Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog
b) a Leftist media shit
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:54 PM (o6i/R)

===============

Well, I think that I've been annonymous for too long.

Becoming internet famous for making a Leftist media shit feel slightly uncomfortable (ie in danger of their lives) could lead to a new life as an Internet celebrity. Maybe I could end up on the Real World.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (/prE6)

325 re 262: I heard it was then VP candidate H W Bush. never heard the version about Casey, but here's a link to the NY Times (July 1992) with a news story about it.

http://tinyurl.com/2bqj4gj

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (b7fwp)

326 Indiana Jones Tries to Send a Text Message on His Jitterbug Part 1

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (7HtZB)

327 Indiana Jones and the bottle of Ensure that was too hard to open.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (gbWkA)

328 Indiana Jones and Those Uppity Whippersnappers in Air Traffic Control

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

329 It would have been much more entertaining if the dog went "cujo" on Halperin.

Tweets of "Myyyyy armmmm, helpppppppp" and "nooo me notttt foooooood...."



Posted by: William Eaton at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (MuTTO)

330 I wonder how many Cosmopolitans Halperin downed? He looks like a Cosmopolitan drinking douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (PY9jH)

331
Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:

Other People.

I'd much rather sit next to a dog on a flight than a stranger.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (o6i/R)

332 Yes, that was a wild trip for me. The food was awful but I drank so much vodka, I didn't get food poisoning at all.


Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 03:48 PM
--

Last time I was in Kazakhstan, I got food poisoning so bad that Cipro couldn't kill it. It took most of a bottle of vodka to cure me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (7ZVPa)

333 I can understand this attitude from CA people, but NY people used to know how to deal with humanity. It's something you learn dodging rats late at night on Madison or giving a wide berth to the woman relieving herself in broad daylight off 5th.

I knew no good could come from disneyfying Gotham, I just never expected a downside would be that our betters would come to expect to live in a Cinderella castle where they did not have to look at the unwashed masses.

And you would think a media person would know better than to get into a pissing contest with a dog wearing a pink bow tie. Doesn't gay, minority, and canine trump just about everyone?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2017 03:56 PM (LWu6U)

334 320 "Which would You rather sit next to on a flight?
a) a dog
b) a Leftist media shit
Posted by: Soothsayer"


c) Milana Vayntrub
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni)

=============

She's a pretty lady.

And she can get me a deal on cell phone service, too!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (/prE6)

335 318 We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it. You might be sitting at a table a sniff something, only to look down and find a goat sleeping under your table.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (QQ+il)

This place, kuffar, it is brothel, yes?

Posted by: Achmed Mohammed bin-Muhammad Mohamed at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)

336 Really... a bunch of RICH people bitching about a Dog... which has its OWN DAMN SEAT IN FIRST CLASS..

Talk about first world problems...

Posted by: Don Quixote... at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

337 I'm sure Mr. Grumbleflaunt was an uncaring bastard in one of Charles Dickens' books.

Posted by: Pease sir, can I have more? at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (ndGCC)

338 c) Milana Vayntrub
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni)

Makes me rub my vayn

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

339 I keep telling my lingerie-model wife that she looks better in French Cut than thong, but she NEVER listens.

Posted by: Me at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (RYASC)

340 Douches will douche

Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (DpOmP)

341 INDIANA JONES AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HARRISON FORD IS LIKE SUPER OLD AND IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY WHEN HE FLIES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER, FILM CRITIC at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (oZ6kz)

342 Indiana Jones V and Other Stupid Ideas from Spielberg and Lucas

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (oVJmc)

343 That dog does look like he'd stare at you creepily while heavily breathing on your capri's.




The dog has an excuse. He's a dog.
What are human's excuses?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (HBKaX)

344 Indiana Jones and the pocket full of coupons he'll use just so somebody will talk to him.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 25, 2017 03:57 PM (aQSh6)

345 Sorry, but I don't fly so I can sit next to a dog, either.
Nor do I want to pet your mutt at the hardware store.

They are dogs. Treat them as pets. Not kids.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (0xzXo)

346 Indiana Jones 5 and the Keeper of the enlarged prostate.

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (hdpay)

347 > 331
> Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:
> Other People.


Funny, that's why I hate most things...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (LWu6U)

348

Indiana Jones 5: The Prostate Exam of Doom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)

349 I used to work with a "lady" that did this everytime we had a business meal. Either things were too hot, too cold, not like she ordered. Then it happened: She sent back her glass of water! At that point I busted out laughing. She looked at me like I was the crudest thing ever. She said she wanted to be sure the glass was clean.

Oh by the way she never ordered anything to drink but water and when it would arrive she would drop a piece of peppermint candy into the water for flavor.

Do I even need to mention that this was California?

Posted by: unclezeb at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (TElEC)

350 Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are allergic to cats. I don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or near their person.

Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP)

351 >>Though it seems a better strategy -- to avoid Halperin-related
freak-outs -- would have been to go over to A and comfort the dog at A,
and then come back to B after takeoff.


Yeah, that makes sense. Part of the response to Halperin is how *he* responded to the situation, as in ignoring the owner while insisting the dog be moved, and then snarky tweet.

Like the anonymous professor a few threads down, people seem to prefer to skip talking to someone directly over a disagreement, instead going straight to whining and snarking. Weird kind of appeal to authority and/or safe space instead of being an adult and dealing with it themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

352 251 Ok, and for the record... i would play A LOT EXTRA to fly next to an adorable puppy like that. OMG what an asshole.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch!
____________

I would pay A LOT EXTRA to not fly next to Mark Halperin.

Posted by: Furious George at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (j+dfT)

353
I would, however, insist the dog remove the bowtie. I just can't have that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (o6i/R)

354 347 > 331
> Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:
> Other People.


Funny, that's why I hate most things...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (LWu6U)

Hell is other people.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (0mRoj)

355 Indiana Jones and the Teeth on the Nightstand

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (HgMAr)

356 I have a neighbor who is a "bestselling author" who grumbleflaunts incessantly. I mean, like dozens of time per day. Every single time I meet her out on the street, and every time I see her Facebook page or get her email newsletter, it is FULL of shit like this:

"Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!"

or

"Amazon has my newest book ranked at #11 overall nationwide -- but only at #15 in the "Game-Changing Manifestos" category. WTF Amazon???"

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (DQ4Fv)

357 I should get a "Therapy Human" t-shirt for when i walk my dog.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (7HtZB)

358 I wonder if the flight attendant is the same one from a few years ago, who'd had enough, activated the emergency chute, grabbed a beer, and said "FUCK YOU" to the passengers as he exited.

I can see where he'd need a support dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (PY9jH)

359 We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it

We can roast him right there.

Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (Tyii7)

360 Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:



Other People.



I'd much rather sit next to a dog on a flight than a stranger.
--

My vote is for "empty seat."

Then "dog"

Then "cat"

Then "small farm animal/pet in a carrier"

Then "person who is mute"

Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (FkAXz)

361 Indiana Jones and the Remote Control of Mystery

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (NyJwR)

362 I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday.zone of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC)

363 If that had been me on the flight, the dog owner would be the one complaining that I wouldn't stop petting his dog and talking to him in a baby voice (whose the cutest puppy in the world? You are yes you are).





Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (FTXAT)

364 From Drudge: New Indiana Jones movie starring Harrison Ford. I could grumbleflaunt about that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (Nwg0u)

365 356 "Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!"

or

"Amazon has my newest book ranked at #11 overall nationwide -- but only at #15 in the "Game-Changing Manifestos" category. WTF Amazon???"
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (DQ4Fv)

===============

She sounds like a peach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (/prE6)

366
Then "person who is mute"

And small.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (o6i/R)

367 So I was checking out my serratus in the mirror this morning at the gym, and these guys asked me to put my shirt back on because I was making them self-conscious.

I really didn't know Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman were so sensitive.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (VuzoQ)

368 They are dogs. Treat them as pets. Not kids.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (0xzXo)


And for that matter, please keep them on a leash too.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (8nWyX)

369 Indiana Jones and the Poligrip of Fate

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (0mRoj)

370 If all was correct in the world, there would be a high speed rail, and I could have a private cabin... and a few days off while on the train. I AM A JOURNALIST... I NEED MY SPACE, PEOPLE

Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (DpOmP)

371 i have no sympathy for whiners

Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (PWNxU)

372 off topic, noticed at Drudge (left hand side, links to Daily Caller):


A group of executives who want to fight global warming has published a
new report calling for countries to spend up to $600 billion a year
over the next two decades to boost green energy deployment and energy
efficiency equipment.

The Energy Transitions Commission's (ETC) report claims "additional investments of around $300-$600 billion per annum do
not pose a major macroeconomic challenge," which they say will help the
world meet the goals laid out in the Paris agreement.

ETC is made up of energy executives, activist leaders and investment
bankers, including former Vice President Al Gore, who would no doubt get
a piece of the trillions of dollars they are calling for.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (b7fwp)

373 350
Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are allergic to cats. I
don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or
near their person.


Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP)
Yes, they can. I flew my cats from Spokane to LA years ago - they came out in a separate area in LA, spitting and pissed off.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

374 362 I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday.zone of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC)

===============

Isn't it Republicans who are trying to make the pill over the counter?

I bet they have a feature on that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 04:00 PM (/prE6)

375 "Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an 1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!"

------

I'd rather listen to a profane teddy bear interview someone than listen to Algore.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (7HtZB)

376 For some reason that dog looks a lot like George Will.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (SsblQ)

377
In fairness if dogs could speak he would have complained about Mark Halperin's smelly feet and asked to be moved

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (lKyWE)

378 362 I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday.zone of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (r/0kC)

I'd prefer he just take away the bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (0mRoj)

379 Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:



Other People.



I'd much rather sit next to a dog on a flight than a stranger.
--

My vote is for "empty seat."

Then "dog"

Then "cat"

Then "small farm animal/pet in a carrier"

Then "person who is mute Helen Keller"



FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (HBKaX)

380 >>>Here's a question. Can cats fly?

depends on your arm strength. For me, with my grotesquely overdeveloped muscles, they can fly, but only several hundred yards, due to so much internal tension in my massive muscles preventing me from really hurling them. I really need a team of clinical massage therapists to dig into my 28 inch upper arms and restore some of my youthful flexibility.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (8rNrN)

381 If you want to roll around in some SchadenHalperin, check out the "Trumped" documentary from Showtime's series with Halperin and Heilemann.

Halperin is in the Javitz Center where everyone is watching CNN on the big screen as the results come in. It's looking bleak for Hillary.

He turns to the camera and says, "Trump is up by 8 points in Florida, and only 92% of the vote is in, so Hillary could still..."

And his voice trails off. You can see math happening in his head. His expression changes to one of doom. The penny has dropped.

It's one of my favorite TV moments ever.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (gIRsn)

382 I'd much rather sit next to a dog - particularly this one - than that cocksucker Halperin.

Isn't/Wasn't his father a well-known flaming commie?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (SRKgf)

383 Indiana Jones and the Risky Fart

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr)

384 Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are
allergic to cats. I don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew
with a cat on/or near their person.


Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP)


I flew next to a female SCAD student on a flight from LA to ATL several years ago. She had a small cat in a purse-sized carrier in her lap. Cat was quiet and calm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

385 350
Here's a question. Can cats fly? A lot of people are allergic to cats. I
don't fly a lot, but I can't recall anyone who flew with a cat on/or
near their person.


Posted by: Mike at April 25, 2017 03:58 PM (jFniP)

yes. they have special carriers and i have had the pleasure of seeing this. lots of high end kittens are shipped this way and i think i know someone who had a Peterbald (a russian type of hairless cat) delivered like this because you never know how cold the hold will get and you dont want them on a long flight freezing and get a sick kitten you just paid 3k for.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (YhV5r)

386 Indiana Jones 5: Does this have Closed Captioning?

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (hdpay)

387 363
If that had been me on the flight, the dog owner would be the one
complaining that I wouldn't stop petting his dog and talking to him in a
baby voice (whose the cutest puppy in the world? You are yes you are).
Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 03:59 PM (FTXAT)

So glad to know I am not the only one who goes all baby voice with cute dogs.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (a0IVu)

388 Indiana Jones and things cost more now than they used to.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (gbWkA)

389 Yes, they can. I flew my cats from Spokane to LA years ago - they came out in a separate area in LA, spitting and pissed off.
Posted by: IC



Dog was hitting on the pussy nonstop.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (HBKaX)

390 359 We used to have a bar here that had a billygoat wandering around in it

We can roast him right there.
Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker
________

Hey, Clock Boy. You misspelled "fuck".

Posted by: Furious George at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (j+dfT)

391 So like here's a grumbleflaunt:

So I was flying at Mach 5 in the Secret Concorde and this chubby model, Kate Upton or whatever, asked if she could "sit on my face later."



I'm still trying to figure out why they make condoms so goddamned small.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (SRKgf)

392 I don't blame him. I don't want to sit next to someone's pet on a plane either. Especially if I'm paying for first class.

I wouldn't be a dick about it like he was though.

And hey some people do have allergies. I don't and the only allergy Halperin has is to testosterone, but he shouldn't be harassed about it.

Let's talk about another group of annoying fucking idiots, mainly people who treat their dogs like they're children. Right Dana Perino?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (4ErVI)

393 "So like here's a grumbleflaunt:"


Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon? My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40 something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni)

394 262
"I want to hear more about the Secret Concorde."

In some
conspiratorial progressive recountings of how Reagan engineered the 1980
"October Surprise" to unseat Jimmuh Cartuh, it is said that Reagan
quietly dispatched Bill Casey to Tehran to negotiate with the Ayatollah
Khomeini.

In response to criticism that it would be physically
and chronologically impossible for Casey to have been in Tehran given
his high profile public visibility in other places close to that claimed
time of the claimed meeting, the response is (I shit you not) that
Casey had been secretly flown there and back aboard an SR-71 Blackbird
at Mach 3.

Yes, despite being an ordinary private citizen at the
time, Ronaldus Maximus was able to order up the crown jewel of the USAF
with a few phone calls. And to also presumably get all of the
Blackbird's elaborate travelling circus of support sent along to Iran
with it. Is there *nothing* that man couldn't pull off?


Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (qJjMA)

Torque, I recall it somewhat differently. Here's what I remember:
1. It was VP candidate (also private citizen) George H.W. Bush 41.
2. It was Spain that he went to to meet the Iranians.
3. The story was related by Gary Sick, who was a retired Navy captain on Jimmy Carter's NSC staff. He was flogging a book about the October Surprise on Nightline and Ted Koppel just let him spew the ridiculousness without asking a single tough question. It was during the 1988 election when Bush 41 was not yet 41.
Anyway, that's the way I remember it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (jK8Z7)

395 Well, my grumbleflaunt is targeting a slightly different class (but still, I want status among my peers): "Srsly, Walmart? No self-check-out because people kept stealing things? I'ma take my business back to K-Mart. You can kiss my EBT goodbye."

Posted by: Crabby Old Bat at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (ZVKoE)

396 also, Cavuto just reported that Obama will be giving a speech to some Wall St group later this year for $400,000. Worth every penny of it, especially if he also takes two hours to answer five or six questions.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (b7fwp)

397
78 July 10, 2020

Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6)







Indiana Jones and the Blacklist of Doom

Because you know damned well that Spielberg is gonna shove that McCarthyism/Hollywood Blacklist bullshit down everyone's throat.

Again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (XWkhW)

398 I'd love to sit next to a dog during a flight. At least they don't force you to make small talk.

Also, Mark Halperin sucks.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (Rsi2C)

399 >>>I saw the cover of Cosmopolitan at the supermarket yesterday. One of the cover stories "The Threat to Birth Control".Yep,Trump is going to take away your pills bitches!

I threatened to sue so they took my picture off the cover. I think they put some girl I turned down on the cover instead.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (VuzoQ)

400 381 Yeah,the whole election night episode is fap worthy.Not that I have fapped to it or anything....

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (r/0kC)

401 >>>So I was checking out my serratus in the mirror this morning at the gym, and these guys asked me to put my shirt back on because I was making them self-conscious.

oh, they could even see you in the mirror? Unfortunately for me, I've grown so massively yoked that I block out the entire mirror, like a star bursting into a nova of striations and veins. I hate having to shop at specialty Yoked Man clothing stores now! What a drag and a half!!!

If only I could still fit into Lesser Man's clothing....

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN)

402 I flew next to a female SCAD student on a flight from LA to ATL several years ago. She had a small cat in a purse-sized carrier in her lap. Cat was quiet and calm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)


I'm allergic AF to cats, so that carrier had better be hermetically sealed.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)

403 Someday "really...?" is going to make a great anachronism. Like you'll be watching a movie set in the 80's or even 90's and one of the characters is gonna go "really.....?" with a blank expression on their face.

When did this arise? Last seven or eight years?

Posted by: Mega at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (e0TTb)

404 17 Let me get this straight: The dog is a support animal owned by a flight attendant? A flight attendant needs a support animal to fly?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 25, 2017 03:20 PM (a3sfz)



Yeah. What does he know that we don't?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (SRKgf)

405 My support dog is a pure bred grumbleflaunt.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (JZJ9v)

406 Indiana Jones 5: Indiana buys useless shit from QVC so he can call and talk to on air hosts.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (TDJsa)

407 also, Cavuto just reported that Obama will be giving a speech to some Wall St group later this year for $400,000. Worth every penny of it, especially if he also takes two hours to answer five or six questions.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (b7fwp)
.................

What's that, about $1 per "uh"?

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

408 190 I hate when my maid's maid grumbleflaunts about the imported brie we keep in her guest house.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

My maid complained about the jingle I would sing around her about our Brie:

"My Brie has a first name, it's B-R-Double-E
My Brie has a second name, it's O-L-S-O-N..."

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (A3b6q)

409 "Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:01 PM (8rNrN) "

Not bad ace, but you gave yourself away - everyone knows that Hulk Hogan and his 24 inch pythons are the largest arms in the world, brother.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)

410 Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1
or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon?
My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40
something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni)
Yes, and the find many ways to work that into any conversation you have with them. And they ran an impressive time, than they try to mention it at least twice.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:04 PM (a0IVu)

411 Indiana Jones and the OMG HE'S NOT BREATHING!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (FZYNt)

412 Here's a question. Can cats fly?

Of course. Use a catapult.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (0mRoj)

413 I have to go to the Big and Tall store for specially tailored underwear. Store-bought never fits through the front.

Posted by: Me at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (RYASC)

414 Indiana Jones and the Unbreakable Seal on that Pickle Jar

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (NyJwR)

415 It's hard to find jeans that fit well after all these GAINZZZ.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (VdICR)

416
If only I could still fit into Lesser Man's clothing....

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN)


I take it an Untucked shirt just won't do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:05 PM (PY9jH)

417 I'm more of a gerbil man...

Posted by: Mark Halperin at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (DpOmP)

418 Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumbleflaunts.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (Rsi2C)

419
I was at Amazon recently looking at pepper spray and it appears the number one reason people (a shitload of people, btw) are buying it is because;

1 they jog
2 they ride bikes

The pet owners will tell you, as you observe broken skin and torn pants;

'I don't know why he/she did that, he/she's friendly to everyone else?'

As if YOU did something wrong to set the dog off. But in an age where parents don't berate children for misbehavior, why would I expect their pets to be any more disciplined?



Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (HTdUD)

420 Indiana Jones and the Look of Confusion

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

421 418 Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumbleflaunts.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (Rsi2C)

He got hisself banned.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (0mRoj)

422 I was on a yacht last week and I looked up and saw Obama was on it, too.

Really, @David Geffen?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (jjaLl)

423 Indiana Jones and the Living Will

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (8rNrN)

424 "If only I could still fit into Lesser Man's clothing....

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN) "

I've never been into the Yoked Man store, but I pass by it all the time when I have to drive my Bugati a whole 10 miles out of the way to buy my underwear at the special Comically Large Genitals store. Such a pain!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (oZ6kz)

425 Indiana Jones and the Life Alert Just Out Of Reach

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

426 Indiana Jones and the Kids on the Lawn.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (xeeHA)

427
Unfortunately for me, I've grown so massively yoked that I block out the entire mirror,


u Jacked, bro?

Jacked and Tanned?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (o6i/R)

428 Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumble flaunts.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (fDdVG)

429 Yes, and the find many ways to work that into any conversation you have with them. And they ran an impressive time, than they try to mention it at least twice.
Posted by: IC



Ask them if they know the history about 26.2.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX)

430 >>>Not bad ace, but you gave yourself away - everyone knows that Hulk Hogan and his 24 inch pythons are the largest arms in the world, brother.

were

I bulked mine up on a steady diet of Blondes but SO EXPENSIVE!!!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN)

431 I was at Amazon recently looking at pepper spray and it appears the number one reason people (a shitload of people, btw) are buying it is because;

1 they jog
2 they ride bikes
-------------------------------------------
Idiots

Posted by: Bull Connor at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (SsblQ)

432 With this fifth Indiana Jones movie, Harrison Ford's age means they have to be setting it in 60s or 70s.

Probably will involve hippies on the moon.

Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (QMggM)

433 CGI Indiana Jones "cause Harrison Ford died halfway through filming and we can't let this cash cow die even thought the last movie sucked donkey balls"

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)

434 220 i once dated a girl who "borrowed" her grandma's handicapped sticker whenever we went out.


Posted by: ace

---

That's what she told you. Had you dated her longer you would have found out about the wooden leg.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 03:42 PM (7ZVPa)

Hairlip! Hairlip! Hairlip!

Posted by: Ace's Sensitive Girlfriend with the Handicap Sticker at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (A3b6q)

435 Indiana Jones and the Child-Proof Cap

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

436 I've been trying to do this whole auto-fellatio thing after hearing about Ron Jeremy, but I still can't do much more than nibble at the sides. He doesn't know how lucky he is.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (VuzoQ)

437 Indiana Jones and the Catheter of Destruction

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)

438 This actually did happen to me:

About four years ago I was coming back on a flight from Milan -- NYC -- SF, and (in all seriousness) two supermodels were in the seats behind me -- and they both were sick! I don't know what disease they had, but for the whole flight they coughed and sneezed and I could just feel the disease wrapping around the seat and getting into my sinuses.

They got off at NYC (obviously for some modeling gig), but sure enough, 24 hours after arriving at home, I came down with some horrible respiratory ailment that took me weeks to shake off. And I 100% knew where I had gotten it.

The detail I'm leaving off is that these Typhoid Maria's were both unbelievably gorgeous. So at least I got beautiful germs from them.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (DQ4Fv)

439 "421 418 Where's Moo Moo at? He excels at grumbleflaunts.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 25, 2017 04:06 PM (Rsi2C)

He got hisself banned."


Really. I mostly enjoyed his perspective though usually did not agree. However, he got really weird and personal whenever the subject turned to religion or abortion.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (OD2ni)

440 "Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon?
My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40
something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:02 PM (OD2ni) "

Oh, the 13.1 sticker is for Half-Marathons? I was using it for something else...

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)

441 Indiana Jones and the return of Short Round

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (FZYNt)

442 My only bitch is my Audi R8 only gets 14 mpg.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (IDPbH)

443 Well, if Halperin is crazy enough to not have his sidearm, or at least a fighting knife, or his hatchet-cane, in his possession, he can take his chances with what is obviously a warhound from Peruvia.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (zLDYs)

444
SKIN BURSTING PUMPS!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:10 PM (o6i/R)

445 Indiana Jones and the Container of Pudding

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (jjaLl)

446
GET SHREDDED!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (o6i/R)

447 Indiana Jones V get the grandchild to drive me to bingo, Damnit!

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (gbWkA)

448 Indiana Jones and the Full Coin Purse

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (xeeHA)

449 >>>
Is there a similar word for people that put the 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on their cars to let people know they ran a marathon? My buddy calls it peacocking. The driver is usually a 30 or 40 something white woman in an Acura MDX or Lexus RX 330.

that's peacocking, but at least they're being up front about bragging, rather than attempting a stealth brag via the humblebrag or grumblebrag technique.

If you're gonna praise yourself, be honest about it.

I could sit here all day and brag that I'm easily throwing up the 120 pound dumbbells in my Cuban Presses, but you know what? That's the biggest dumbbell they make so now it's just all repetitions and toning work from here on out.

Life sucks.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (8rNrN)

450 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bingo

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (HgMAr)

451 #419 The pet owners will tell you, as you observe broken skin and torn pants; 'I don't know why he/she did that, he/she's friendly to everyone else?'

When I was a young man I lived in a big apartment complex where you had to walk about a half block to the nearest dumpster. One night in a driving rain I ran out to the dumpster with a bag of garbage, when this asshole dog that had been left out on someone's stoop came flying out and bit me hard.

The owner told me "It was your fault. You were running and you scared him."

Srsly.

I reported the fact that they had a dog to the landlords, since no dogs were allowed. The landlord told me "It's a service dog, we can't do anything about it."

A vicious service dog? Bullshit.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (ul9CR)

452 Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip Replacement

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (4ErVI)

453 Best part about this is, he is branded as a dog-hater.

There's a lot of people, I think, would rather a child molester move in next to them than a dog-hater; or even a dog-indifferent.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (ZQpd0)

454 Last time i was preaching at the church-and the Sunday after Easter-too which is traditionally the lowest attendance of the year-the word of my appearance spread (Because I don't normally preach then) in advance. There were so many people to hear my magnificent insights and stirring presentation that there was standing room only and given that the air conditioning hadn't yet been set up I was getting a little warm at the pulpit. I DO wish these people would have notified me in advance that they were attending.


****Totally a grumble flaunt and absolutely mendacious except for the fact that I did preach the Sunday after Easter and it was a pretty good sermon, :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (fDdVG)

455 sheesh... never fast enough

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr)

456 Indiana Jones and The Blue Plate Special

Posted by: PT Barnum at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (DpOmP)

457 Indians Jones 5: Meets a young Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (FZYNt)

458
Really?
Because 99% of "supermodels" are quite homely.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (o6i/R)

459 Indiana Jones and The Massive Stroke

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (jjaLl)

460 Indiana Jones The Search for the lost Butterscotch Treat

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (4ErVI)

461 Before he moved that funny smelling guy told me I would never really know who was a good boy.

Posted by: Dog at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (fo0go)

462 454, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (fDdVG)

That's the best grumbleflaunt yet.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

463 Indiana Jones and the Hangman's Noose

Posted by: David Carradine at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (DpOmP)

464 Hi. I'm Lena Dunham and I'll be sitting on your face for this flight. Asshole.

Posted by: flying coach on united at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (nlbfN)

465 Bitches love a bow tie.

Posted by: They call me MISTER Peabody at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (bc2Lc)

466
Unless you like that tall malnourished bad posture sickly look in women.

Oh and Gaunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (o6i/R)

467 "Life sucks.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:11 PM (8rNrN)"

Tell me about it. Or these wimpy gyms that only have 10 plates - what am I, Tinkerbell? And it just looks silly having to go into the parking lot and bench press some guy's Ford F-150.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

468 I couldn't find a decent cup of coffee when I was WALKING ON THE MOON.

#UltimateExtremeGrumbleflaunt

Posted by: Neil Armstrong at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (A3b6q)

469 Indians Jones 5: B-I-N-G-O.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni)

470
Gotta love the "gauntiness" in supermodels.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (o6i/R)

471
Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6)


Indiana Jones and the Trump of Doom...

Its a about an evil sorcerer who becomes an American Politician, and uses mind control power to take over... Indy will of course, fight the Nazi Sorcerer.... Trump...

Posted by: Don Quixote... at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (NgKpN)

472 do not go to a CA DMV zombie

Posted by: concrete girl at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (PWNxU)

473 26.2?
I thought it was stupid RC frequency thing. I drive my radio controlled car on frequency 26.2, not boring 27 like you losers.

Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (QMggM)

474 461
So you know the fcking flight attendant is flying free. Is his dog flying free?




When did they start seating flight attendants on back trips in first class instead of bumping up an elite member?



If
I was Diamond Medallion member and found out a flight attendant and his
dog got a free seat and I didn't, all hell would break loose.

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (sprPv)

475 Indiana Jone and the Temple of Prune..

Posted by: catman at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (5H2BV)

476 Indiana Jones and the Charge for a Soda Refill

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (xeeHA)

477 Ace, you are very funny. I hope to see the word "grumbleflaunt" used a lot from now on.

And, you people are killing me with the Indiana Jones movie names.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (sBOL1)

478 Ask them if they know the history about 26.2.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX)

Nike!

Arrgggh.....

Posted by: Pheiddippides at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (rF0hx)

479 There's a lot of people, I think, would rather a child molester move in next to them than a dog-hater; or even a dog-indifferent.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 25, 2017 04:12 PM (ZQpd0)

There's an assumption by a lot of asswipes that everyone loves dogs and that somehow you're a problem if you don't.

These asswipes also tend to vote for people like Obama and Hillary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (4ErVI)

480 Some "Judge" has blocked PDT from cutting off funds to sanctuary Cities....where the fuck do these Judges come off? And when do we fight back?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (KlI/a)

481 Halperin is a dick, but the standards for what passes as service dogs today have gotten pretty ridiculous.

My basic preference is not to have to spend hours sitting next to somebody who might drool on me, be it a dog, a baby, or a fatty.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (rX06+)

482 466
Unless you like that tall malnourished bad posture sickly look in women.

Oh and Gaunt.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (o6i/R)



With galloping RBF to boot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (SRKgf)

483
But that's the chief reason I can't stand Other People in close quarters.

I cannot stomach *breathing* other people's fumes. Hate it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (o6i/R)

484 Indiana Jones and the never ending solicitations from AARP.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (gbWkA)

485 >>>Oh, the 13.1 sticker is for Half-Marathons? I was using it for something else...

haha

metric I bet.

I don't even measure mine by conventional means. I slowly lower it into a large tub and just note the many gallons of water displaced by its entry. You know, like they do when measuring a ship's tare tonnage.

So I always have water pouring out of the windows of my penthouse.

Thanks a lot, God!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN)

486 I had something similar happen last time I flew first class. Wait, that wasn't me. I've never flown first class. And I never will, being a peasant and all.

Maybe they should call it First World Problems Class, where you can complain about your 3 minute egg that was clearly a 3.5 minute egg, without being treated like an entitled lunatic. Even though you are an entitled lunatic.

Back where I sit, we're pulling the oars to make the plane go, and the shorter attendants step on us to reach the overhead racks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (nbDqW)

487 OT bathroom thought:

What if cultures that spank/beat their kids are better at war than those that don't?

I know I should turn that into a grumblebrag or something but it just struck me. Most of the tough SOBs I've known have had pretty rough upbringing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (xJa6I)

488 Indiana Jones and the Geritol Curse

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (DpOmP)

489 Indiana Jones Meets Matlock

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (SRKgf)

490 Here's a question. Can cats fly?

Years ago a friend of mine had a pet skunk (not de-skunked by the way), and he flew with it all the time in a cage on his lap.

To the question I quoted: perhaps, but only if we try using a catapult.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (kUmUV)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (ODxAs)

492 A federal judge in San Francisco has blocked a Trump administration order to withhold funding from communities that limit cooperation with U.S. immigration authorities.

U.S. District Judge William Orrick issued the temporary ruling Tuesday in a lawsuit over the executive order targeting so-called sanctuary cities. The decision will stay in place while the lawsuit moves through court.

9TH CIRCIUT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (KlI/a)

493 Indiana Jones the Search for the Remote Control

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (4ErVI)

494 458
Really?
Because 99% of "supermodels" are quite homely.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Well, I use the term "supermodel" loosely, to mean "runway model who's ever better-looking than the usual runway model," rather than the standard meaning of supermodel which is "One of the 50 highest paid models in the world." I actually don't know how much they earned. "Supermodel" is just my slang for "astoundingly beautiful Italian chick."

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (DQ4Fv)

495 Indiana Jones & the Do Not Resuscitate Order

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (ZQfW9)

496 I thought it was stupid RC frequency thing. I drive my radio controlled car on frequency 26.2, not boring 27 like you losers.
Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (QMggM)


I have a 146.520 sticker. Shuts 'em all up.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (8nWyX)

497
Indiana Jones and the Blue Plate Special

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (lKyWE)

498
I can't walk into a small stuffy room. Can't do it. Full of other people's carbon dioxide or monoxide, or whatever they're expelling from their mouth-holes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (o6i/R)

499 Indiana Jones and The Iron Poor Blood

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (IDPbH)

500
I don't even need to comment to grumbleflaunt. Everybody can just sense it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (ODxAs)

501 9TH CIRCIUT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (KlI/a)
9th circuit cannot be broken up soon enough.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (a0IVu)

502 Indiana Jones and The Pulsating Goiter

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (jjaLl)

503 Indiana Jones and The Army of Useful Idiots

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (DpOmP)

504 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Applebees

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (SRKgf)

505 On June 11, 2012, President Obama nominated Orrick to be a United States District Judge for the United States District Court for the Northern District of California

he worked for the Georgia Legal Services Program from 1979 to 1984. He joined the San Francisco law firm of Coblentz, Patch, Duffy & Bass LLP in 1984 and continued there for twenty five years, becoming a partner in 1988. From June 2009 to June 2010, he served as counselor to the Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division of the United States Department of Justice. From 2010 to 2012, he served as a Deputy Assistant Attorney General in the Civil Division.[3] His father, William H. Orrick, Jr., was a United States District Judge for the Northern District of California and served as Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division in the Kennedy Administration. He briefly rejoined Coblentz, Patch, Duffy & Bass LLP as special counsel, before accepting appointment to District Court.

LEFT WING WET DREAM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (KlI/a)

506 Indiana Jones and the Wonky Prostate

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (SRKgf)

507 >>>Tell me about it. Or these wimpy gyms that only have 10 plates - what am I, Tinkerbell? And it just looks silly having to go into the parking lot and bench press some guy's Ford F-150.

i hear ya. It's gotten to the point that any time I want to get a halfway decent pump on I have to bicep curl water mains out of the street. I can't tell you the number of people and policemen who give me "funny" looks doing that.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (8rNrN)

508 I have a 146.520 sticker. Shuts 'em all up.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:15 PM (8nWyX)

Yeah, but all that spam traffic from Venezuela.

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (sprPv)

509 Indiana Jones and the weird-ass hard candy in the bowl on the coffee table.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (gbWkA)

510 Indiana Jones and The Temple of Prunes

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (IDPbH)

511 Indiana Jones and Air Traffic Control

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (SRKgf)

512 His nomination was reported by the Senate Judiciary Committee on February 28, 2013, by a vote of 11 ayes to 7 nays, mostly along party lines, except that Republican Senator Jeff Flake voted aye.[6] The U.S. Senate confirmed his nomination on May 15, 2013, by a vote of 56 ayes to 41 nays.[7] He received his commission on May 16, 2013.
Notable case[edit]
On Friday, July 31, 2015 Judge Orrick blocked the release of videos of Planned Parenthood, granting the injunction requested by the National Abortion Federation.[8]
Campaign Contributions[edit]
According to the Public Citizen, a non-profit, consumer rights advocacy group, William H. Orrick III, who was employeed by Coblentz, Patch, Duffy & Bass, raised at least $200,000 for Barack Obama and donated $30,800 to committees supporting him.[9]

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (KlI/a)

513 (Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out boy
He'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a dog-hater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out boy
He'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a dog-hater

Posted by: hall & oates at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (nlbfN)

514 A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!"

We all know you *else* had a German accent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

Rin Tin Tin?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:17 PM (A3b6q)

515 Indiana Jones and the "Did I say 'Get my Colostomy?' I meant Calista."

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (hdpay)

516 Makers of the Wet Fart....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (jjaLl)

517 Indiana Jones and the HOA board elections

Posted by: wooga at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (QMggM)

518 LEFT WING WET DREAM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:16 PM (KlI/a)

Feel like a drink?

Because I need one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (rF0hx)

519 A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!"

We all know you *else* had a German accent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

Dimaggio?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (A3b6q)

520 I can understand the skepticism of service dogs but not every disability is obviously visible. I am 29 years old (ok...4 and appear to be a healthy but overweight man. I have been on the receiving end of deathstares and rude comments for using disabled parking or using the available carts/chairs handicap stalls/spaces. The truth is that I can not walk without assistance for more than 75 yards and when I push the envelope I will be "totaled" for the rest of the day. I didn't choose to be disabled and I could use a service dog at any time to make my life easier even though I "look" normal.

Posted by: USNtakim at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (hMqvx)

521 "Thanks a lot, God!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN) "

I mean, I know the upkeep costs are pretty high on the giant vats of water, but that's nothing compared to having a pricy team of scientists measure it by noting its effect on the tides and the Earth's orbit.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (oZ6kz)

522 Indiana Jones and the Persistent Cough

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (4ErVI)

523 Indiana Jones and the Trick-Or-Treat Pennies

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (xeeHA)

524 Some "Judge" has blocked PDT from cutting off funds
to sanctuary Cities....where the fuck do these Judges come off? And when
do we fight back?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (KlI/a)

I would love to see that judge enforce that in any way. Discretionary funding is just that... discretionary.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (FTXAT)

525 Indiana Jones and the Last GAINZZZ Thread

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (B+qrE)

526 Indiana Jones and the Panels of Death

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (xeeHA)

527 Indiana Jones and The Case of The Trod-Upon Lawn

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (jjaLl)

528 A federal judge in San Francisco has blocked a Trump administration order to withhold funding from communities that limit cooperation with U.S. immigration authorities.


Withhold funding from the judiciary in the meantime.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (SRKgf)

529 So, I was trying to catch a few rays on my good friend Geldoff's yacht, and Oprah, who for some reason Michelle really loves, is standing there going "Blah blah blah blah blah," totally blocking my rays. I looked at Hanks and Springsteen and said, "Bitches. What can you do?" Then we laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH)

530
Indiana Jones 5

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (/prE6)


/guy wanders under Ace's window...

Crap.... what the shit just fell on me... wait... that's not water... its PUDDING!!!!

Posted by: Don Quixote... at April 25, 2017 04:19 PM (NgKpN)

531 Indiana Jones and the Broadway Bus Adventure

Posted by: EF Harriman at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (DpOmP)

532 I bulked mine up on a steady diet of Blondes but SO EXPENSIVE!!!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN)
=======================

Fox expensive?

Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (Pqytn)

533
Feel like a drink?

Because I need one.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (rF0hx)

Maybe tomorrow...to much Navy work right now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (KlI/a)

534 Indiana Jones and...wait, where am I?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (4ErVI)

535 507 >>>Tell me about it. Or these wimpy gyms that only have 10 plates - what am I, Tinkerbell? And it just looks silly having to go into the parking lot and bench press some guy's Ford F-150.

i hear ya. It's gotten to the point that any time I want to get a halfway decent pump on I have to bicep curl water mains out of the street. I can't tell you the number of people and policemen who give me "funny" looks doing that.

Posted by: ace


Look up the real story of Paul Anderson. The guy really would bench-press entire tractors! He actually did run out of things that challenged his strength -- everything was too light for him.

Probably the strongest man who ever lived, and he was entirely self-trained and with home-made exercise equipment. And possibly the biggest arms of all time too.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (DQ4Fv)

536 Indian Jones and the Mao Suit of Discontent

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (DpOmP)

537
I should sue Hefty Bags for false advertising, those things aren't anti-rip when I wear them as condoms.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (ODxAs)

538 Indiana Jones and The Last Ensure

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (jjaLl)

539 Indiana Jones and the curse of the saggy balls

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

540 I have a neighbor, public school teacher, with an aggressive dog. It started out small but kept growing until it's probably 100 plus pounds. We're out in the middle of nowhere, so that's okay. I don't begrudge her that. But there are leash laws in this town. Which she ignores.

Said dog came after me, cornered me. On my own property. I refused to back up. I'm (insert 'internet tough guy' dimensions here, except I'm actually that in real life). So she had to come get the dog.

She thereupon gave the dog a 'treat'. Insert a shitload of swear words here.

Anyone who ever slept through Psychology 101 knows how the dog perceived his reward for 'capturing' me and what I'm in for next time.

So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her. Still haven't decided.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (HTdUD)

541 Indiana Jones and The Damned Kids Today With Their Hair and Their Clothes

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (xeeHA)

542 Must be a Hampden-Sydney dog.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ)

Bingo

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (Mc+44)

543 291 Indian Jones and the Return of the Bowl of Soup at the Delicatessen

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (A3b6q)

544 Indiana Jones and the Cholinesterase Inhibitor

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr)

545 Jane d'Oh @ 384- SCAD
I had a girlfriend who was a SCAD grad. She had one of those sweet little kitties in her lap, too. but there were bats in her head. Perfect except for that one thing. Sads.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (zLDYs)

546 Indian Jones and two fifths of vodka... [hic]

Posted by: Hillary at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (DpOmP)

547 Indiana Jones and the Lost Viagra.

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (hdpay)

548
Idiana Jones and the Goblet of Lime Jello

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (lKyWE)

549 >>>>Yeah, I hate flying for one singular reason:
Other People.

Heh, same here. I fly Southwest, and my trick is to sit on the aisle or window seat and sit my kid in the middle. The plan is to reverse seating right before takeoff (usually so he can look out the window), but...it guarantees that the 3rd seat remains unoccupied unless it's a full flight.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (NOIQH)

550 I didn't choose to be disabled and I could use a service dog at any time to make my life easier even though I "look" normal.

Posted by: USNtakim at April 25, 2017 04:18 PM (hMqvx)

And I don't think very many people would begrudge you that accommodation in the absence of so many who take advantage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (rF0hx)

551 Indiana Jones and the battle with Dementia

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (FZYNt)

552
Indiana Jones 5: Raiders of the Retirement Home of Doom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH)

553
A woman politely asked if the dogs were service dogs (because they were sniffing all over everything) and the elderly woman snapped (in a German accent), "It is none of your business!"

Oh Really??

Anytime a dog comes within My Space, I have no trouble making it known to the dog's owner that the dog is in My Space only at my approval and I can revoke that permission at any time for any reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (o6i/R)

554 I would love to sit next to a dog on a flight. It gets so tiring with people always coming up "can I have your autograph?", "would you have sex with my wife?", "would you ejaculate on my entire body?", "can I have a clipping of your hair to clone supermen?", "is that girl next to you that actress, oh, what's her name?", " would you carve your name into my forehead?", etc etc

At least a dog would just kill it's master and follow me home after the flight. So much easier.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (VuzoQ)

555 Indiana Jones and LET'S BOMB IRAN

Posted by: John McCain at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (DpOmP)

556 Indiana Jones and the Search for a Bowel Movement

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (xeeHA)

557 "I have been on the receiving end of deathstares and rude comments for using disabled parking or using the available carts/chairs handicap stalls/spaces. The truth is that I can not walk without assistance for more than 75 yards and when I push the envelope I will be "totaled" for the rest of the day."


I am sorry to hear, both about your condition and stares. I have heard from enough people like you that I think it is always best (and charitable) to presume good faith in these situations. It is too easy to give in to pettiness and we should all resist.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (OD2ni)

558 Indiana Jones 5: The early bird special of the Golden Corral

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (326rv)

559 So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her.

Me? I'd go with a 9-iron.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (B+qrE)

560 "Ted Talks at SXSW scheduled my lecture at the exact same time as Al
Gore's "Meltdown" series. No wonder I only got 1,700 seats filled in an
1,800-seat auditorium. Grrrrr!"

I don't think there are 100 people that are even aware of Al Gore's Meltdown series. Must be something else, maybe a 420 fest.

Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (1BQGO)

561 Indiana Jones and the Condos of Del Boca Vista

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (nlbfN)

562 Indiana Jones and the Missing Dentures

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:23 PM (SRKgf)

563 Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Last AARP discount

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (IDPbH)

564 Indiana Jones Bareback Rides The Stygian Ferryman

Posted by: Andrew Ridgely at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (DpOmP)

565 Indiana Jones and The Looseness of Stool

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (jjaLl)

566 Indiana Jones and LET'S BOMB IRAN

Posted by: John McCain at April 25, 2017 04:22 PM (DpOmP)


Circa and the Spewed Iced Tea on the Keyboard

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (B+qrE)

567 Indiana Jones and the Small Flight of Stairs

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:24 PM (xeeHA)

568
Can't stand when dog owners allow their mutts to come right up to you and accost you with their wet noses.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (o6i/R)

569 Indiana Jones and the Battle with ... uh ... with ... I forgot what I was going to say

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (SRKgf)

570 Indiana Jones and the Code Blue

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (4ErVI)

571 Indiana Jones and the Tip Calculator

Posted by: it does other things! at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (+INtM)

572 This is my favorite Paul Anderson training photo -- lifting about 600 pounds with his neck:

http://www.usawa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/PaulAndersonNeck.jpg

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (DQ4Fv)

573 So you know the fcking flight attendant is flying free. Is his dog flying free?

When did they start seating flight attendants on back trips in first class instead of bumping up an elite member?

If I was Diamond Medallion member and found out a flight attendant and his
dog got a free seat and I didn't, all hell would break loose.

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:13 PM (sprPv)


Actually, you don't know any of that. Those are incorrect assumptions, made by you from a position of less-than-perfect knowledge about the way the air travel system works.

To be guaranteed a seat (what is known as a "positive space" reservation), an airline employee must either be traveling on company-mandated business, or buy a ticket. The same goes for the dog. And no, the folks working a departure do not get to just randomly pick who they upgrade, either. Not unless they want to get fired, anyway.

So the guy paid for the seats. Good News! No 'Diamond Medallion' members were disadvantaged/harmed in the making of this episode.

Posted by: HTL at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (qzE/R)

574 Indiana Jones and the Condos of Del Boca Vista

Copyright infringement.

You, you...CANADIAN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (B+qrE)

575 Indiana Jones and Let's Leave Well Enough Alone

Posted by: Karl Rove at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (DpOmP)

576 because of the gutless RINOs in Congress, the ONLY Thing PDT is gonna be able to get done is Bomb assholes over seas...Some Fuckin Federal Judge in the 9th Cricuit will block anything and everything domestic. And we don't fight back. And we will not fund the Wall either.

Gutless cock sucking bastards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (KlI/a)

577 Indiana Jones and the Checkbook at the Register

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH)

578 You know who else doesn't like dogs?

Jack Kerouac.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (1L9V9)

579 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Clap-on Clap-off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (SRKgf)

580 Indiana Jones and the Missing Social Security Check

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (4ErVI)

581 I should followup by saying I hate the disability cheats and the faux "service" pet users with the white hot passion of a thousand suns.

Posted by: USNtakim at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (hMqvx)

582 Indiana Jones and the Collectible Gold Coins

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (xeeHA)

583 Did I miss the words: Service Dog, in the article. I'll re-read.

Posted by: nip at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (vOea4)

584 I'm willing to come out of retirement for Indiana Jones 007.

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)

585 Indiana Jones 5: Battle with Kirk Douglas

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

586 Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Drool

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (jjaLl)

587 I had a girlfriend who was a SCAD grad. She had one
of those sweet little kitties in her lap, too. but there were bats in
her head. Perfect except for that one thing. Sads.


Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (zLDYs)

Remember the crazy - hot matrix?

Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (QPdNE)

588 Indiana Jones V: The Lost Clapper

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (xVRrG)

589 306 What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing. He won't come anyway.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2017 03:53 PM (5fSr7)

Come here Nothing, Let me put put on your leash so I can take you out for a drag.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 25, 2017 04:26 PM (A3b6q)

590 NBC
BREAKING: Judge grants request to halt Pres. Trump's executive order that threatens funding for sanctuary cities.

Judges continue their all out assault on letting Trump govern.

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (hdpay)

591 Indiana Jones 5: Indy and the RV trip of many stops

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (326rv)

592
btw, service/support dogs are Bullshit

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (o6i/R)

593 572 This is my favorite Paul Anderson training photo -- lifting about 600 pounds with his neck:

http://www.usawa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/PaulAndersonNeck.jpg
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (DQ4Fv)



Looks like a good warmup set.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (SRKgf)

594 542
Must be a Hampden-Sydney dog.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ)

Is it the bow tie, or the bourbon on his breath?

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (sprPv)

595 Notice how there are no seeing eye cats, drug sniffing cats, or search and rescue cats.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (7ZVPa)

596 562

Sorry Jay. I think 355 is a better turn of phrase.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (PlGk9)

597 577 Indiana Jones and the Checkbook at the Register

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:25 PM (PY9jH)

HA!

Was at the convenience store near my house last week and an old guy comes in and whips out his checkbook and the clerk was all we don't take checks anymore no way to verify them, etc. Now 10 years ago this would've resulted in an epic tantrum because how dare you don't take checks but he just went all deflated and slunk out. I think a lot of places aren't putting up with that bullshit anymore. I always hated standing behind someone writing one and when I worked retail myself seeing someone writing one while watching the line stack up was infuriating.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (4ErVI)

598 LAWFARE = VICTORY

Posted by: Eric Holder, Black Panther at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (DpOmP)

599 There's an assumption by a lot of asswipes that everyone loves dogs and that somehow you're a problem if you don't.


These asswipes also tend to vote for people like Obama and Hillary.Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:14 PM (4ErVI)
Really, I would have them pegged as serious movement conservatives since they're not petty and love dogs.

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (Mc+44)

600 I'd like to see a judge force discretionary spending

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (7ZVPa)

601
Seems to me the Executive Branch can just tell the Judicial Branch to F off when it comes to discretionary spending. Now does this Exec Branch have the balls to do it is the question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (ODxAs)

602 BREAKING: Judge grants request to halt Pres. Trump's executive order that threatens funding for sanctuary cities.



Judges continue their all out assault on letting Trump govern.

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (hdpay)

That assault is not going to change until Trump tells them to fuck off... they are making decisions about things that are not in their purview to decide and it is not going to stop until they are ignored and made to look foolish.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (FTXAT)

603 Somebody needs to do something about the 9th circuit.
I'm hoping Trump is that someone, because this feels like judicial overreach.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (xJa6I)

604 Homework? I was told there would be no homework.

Posted by: scoville at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (N+CRe)

605 589
306 What do you call a dog with no legs?


Well, roll over is out of the question.


"Stay"?

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (sprPv)

606 Paul Anderson was a good example of eating through sticking points.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:29 PM (VuzoQ)

607 Indiana Jones and the Metamucil Adventures.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (a0IVu)

608 Indiana Jones and the Case of the Missing Dentures

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4ErVI)

609 btw, service/support dogs are Bullshit





Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:27 PM (o6i/R)

Support animals are... service animals are not.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (FTXAT)

610
I'll never forget the dog owner whose big ass dog came up and persistently sniffed my wifes privates when we were walking somewhere.

'He's very friendly', the dog owner (female) assured.

'You wouldn't think that if I just did that to you', was my reply.

(Hand on Bible placed, I actually said that)

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (HTdUD)

611 Indiana Jones Breaks Wind

Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (DpOmP)

612 I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (6Ll1u)

613 About 200 Indiana Jones titles. Anybody got Harrison Ford's e-mail address? He really needs to see this.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

614 yeah, but isn't it just possible that a time traveler from the future infected the dog with a virulent pathogen and put the cute pink bow on xer so people would pet it and stuff. or something.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (WTSFk)

615 Must be a Hampden-Sydney dog.




Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2017 03:19 PM (x7OgJ)

Is it the bow tie, or the bourbon on his breath?

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (sprPv)
The erectile disfunction.

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (Mc+44)

616 I'd like to see a judge force discretionary spending



You look like you need to buy medical insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (HBKaX)

617 dysfunction

Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (Mc+44)

618 So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her. Still haven't decided.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:21 PM (HTdUD)


I vote for pepper spray. First for the owner, then the dog if necessary.

Posted by: HTL at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (qzE/R)

619 Indiana Jones 5: Indy and the FAA Flight exam

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (326rv)

620 Checks:
"I think a lot of places aren't putting up with that bullshit anymore. I always hated standing behind someone writing one and when I worked retail myself seeing someone writing one while watching the line stack up was infuriating."
-----------------------------------------------------------
Now replaced with glacial chip card readers with 2 questions to boot.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (SsblQ)

621
Indiana Jones and the Turn Signal of Eternity

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (lKyWE)

622 Oh, FFS: Judge blocked Trump's plan to cut funding to sanctuary cities.

Is Trump president or not?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (NOIQH)

623 Do we take bets on who gets willow'd in threads this long?

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (NmR1a)

624 I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Buy a baby elephant

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (HBKaX)

625 Indiana Jones and the Sore Butt From Getting Fucked On South Park.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (2VN2E)

626 I'd like to see a judge force discretionary spending



You look like you need to buy medical insurance.
======================

That almost made me laugh out loud, but then the tears welled up.

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (xVRrG)

627 Considering some of the yapping howler monkeys I've had to sit next to, I would love to be by this doggie. She is smartly dressed, friendly, and probably smells better than most.

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (oiNtH)

628 A smart Republican Party would have Congress take a vote on Sanctuary city funding.

Even in deep blue California, 70% of the public is against Sanctuary Cities.

Make Democrats own this.

But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues .

Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm)

629 624 I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Buy a baby elephant

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (HBKaX)



Russia

Baby Giraffes

For Me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (voOPb)

630 Indiana Jones and the Lost Reruns of JAG

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (oZ6kz)

631 Indiana Jones 5: Indy And the faculty revolt

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (326rv)

632 622 Oh, FFS: Judge blocked Trump's plan to cut funding to sanctuary cities.

Is Trump president or not?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM

Looks like Federal Judges say no...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (O2RFr)

633 Indiana Jones and the Lost Hairline

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (NyJwR)

634 Indian Jones and F^ck You Republicans, I Packed The F^cking Judiciary

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (DpOmP)

635 What do you call a dog with no legs?
A good buoy?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (nlbfN)

636 But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues .

Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm


Kevin McCarthy's dick on his prostrate?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (voOPb)

637 Indiana Jones and "The Adventure of Rip Out My Pubes, Knit a Sweater, and Wear it To My Castration"

Posted by: Daydrinker Doing His Thing at April 25, 2017 04:34 PM (jjaLl)

638 Cry Havoc! and loose the Dogs Of First-Class!

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (s5o+q)

639 Indiana Jones and the Matlock Marathon.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (OD2ni)

640 Indiana Jones and the Chest X-Ray That Doesn't Look Good

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (4ErVI)

641 So it's either pepper spray or a call to authorities and a $300 fine for her. Still haven't decided.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

Had the same thing happen. Dog showed up and when I told it to leave it started growling and advancing. I advanced too because I'm funny that way. Owner showed up at that moment, freaked out and left with dog. Liking dogs in general, I borrowed an old Daisy BB gun (not higher velocity pellet) and next time it showed up outside my door I took a shot at its rump.
Owner keeps dog in own yard now.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (Oz6ib)

642 Indiana Jones and the Saggy Breastosaurus

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (HgMAr)

643 I vote for pepper spray. First for the owner, then the dog if necessary.

Posted by: HTL


Yeah, but she has a 'Hate Has No Home here' lawn sign in her front yard. With arabic words beneath.

So I'm pretty sure the police would lock me up forever.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (HTdUD)

644 Indian Jones and The Lost Episodes of The Rockford Files

Posted by: Pappy Boyington at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (DpOmP)

645 I had a support pony!

Posted by: jerry's nana at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (nlbfN)

646 Needed laughs and you all provided with an assist from Harrison Ford's piloting skills.

Many thanks horde.

Now I could use Trump coming out swinging against this tyrannical anti-American judge who is so far out reaching constitutional authority he may as well be tearing it to shreds.

And by coming out swinging I mean literally AND figuratively.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 25, 2017 04:35 PM (72PAC)

647 A smart Republican Party would have Congress take a vote on Sanctuary city funding.



A smart Trump would tell the DOJ to enforce federal law. All of it. California's medical pot? Send in the DEA. Pot is still illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (HBKaX)

648 A smart Republican Party would have Congress take a vote on Sanctuary city funding.

Even in deep blue California, 70% of the public is against Sanctuary Cities.

Make Democrats own this.

But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues .
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm)

Yeah like funding Fredocare

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (KlI/a)

649 Magnificent! 100 of these would make a bestseller.

Posted by: Rich at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (r/ouM)

650 I see a future in support skunks.

Especially when seated next to Mark Halperin.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (PlGk9)

651 Indiana Jones And Where The Hell Is My Tapioca Pudding?!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (2VN2E)

652 The uniparty's most pressing issue is stopping PDT.

Its the uniparty. Always has been.

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:36 PM (xVRrG)

653 Now I could use Trump coming out swinging against this tyrannical anti-American judge who is so far out reaching constitutional authority he may as well be tearing it to shreds.

obama appointee and a big Abortion protector...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

654 I don't know if AtC is still here, but this seems like a good time to trot out this funny New Yorker story about service animals that she linked to once:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lsh3csd

starring a turtle, a snake, a turkey, . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (sBOL1)

655 One of the Worst Flights Ever I've endured, was from Miami to Chicago.

A two year old hell spawn kept screeching at her hipster "parents," "I HATE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE BIG FAT STUPID HEADS!!!!!" while repeatedly slapping them across their unconcerned faces with both her hands.

This continued for nearly the entire first hour of the flight. I wanted to see all three of them kicked out the door at 30,000 feet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (PY9jH)

656 Indiana Jones and the Arthritis Gambit

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (4ErVI)

657 Indiana Jones and the mystery of where I parked at.

Apologies if already taken.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (d76uN)

658 Indiana Jones on Gilligan's Island

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (PlGk9)

659 Maybe tomorrow...to much Navy work right now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:20 PM (KlI/a)

Thursday?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (rF0hx)

660 What needs to happen is some of these so called judges need to be impeached.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (IHK0Z)

661 So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts?

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (oiNtH)

662 Indiana Jones and the Shingles Dilemma

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (NyJwR)

663
But I'm sure Paul Ryan has more pressing issues .
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:33 PM (WGqTm)

Yeah like funding Fredocare
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Amazing how Paul Ryan never had a problem finding the money to take care of Obama's refugees but simply can't find the money for Trump's wall.

Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (WGqTm)

664 Indiana Jones and the EIGHTH GODDAMN TIME I HAD TO GET UP TO TAKE A PISS!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)

665 Indiana Jones and the Walker Of Doom

featuring special guest harridan Hillary Clinton

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (s5o+q)

666 Indiana Jones and the Search for a Proper Burial Site

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (4ErVI)

667 Mark Halperin is a bolshvik, however I too am tired of weak people that can't get through the day without their comfort dog.

My office building is filled with dogs because their owner can't go to work without them.


In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q)

668 'He's very friendly', the dog owner (female) assured.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:30 PM (HTdUD)


Yeah, that's always the "Aha! I've won the argument" thing they say.

I DGAF how cute, friendly, or well-behaved your animal or child is and how they've never bitten, puked on, or attacked anyone before and you don't know how this could have happened. Expecting other people to be ~enchanted~ by your widdle pwecious is the height of conceit. If I wanted a damn dog, I'd go to the dogatorium or whatever. If I wanted a kid, I'd go to... what's that place, Kids R Us? They probably sell them there.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (8nWyX)

669 Indiana Jones and the Reverse Mortgage.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (OD2ni)

670 So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts
===================

So, the problem with federal judges is, they are lifetime appointments and impeachment takes a while.

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (xVRrG)

671 Indiana Jones and I'm Sending This Strip Steak Back To The Kitchen - You Call This Medium Rare?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)

672 Indiana Jones and the zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (s5o+q)

673 Thursday?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:38 PM (rF0hx

Actually that works better for me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (KlI/a)

674 Indiana Jones and the Walk-in Bathtub

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

675 667 Mark Halperin is a bolshvik, however I too am tired of weak people that can't get through the day without their comfort dog.

My office building is filled with dogs because their owner can't go to work without them.


In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q)

Remember, you're the bad guy!

Obvious exceptions for someone who is blind or some such thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (4ErVI)

676 We control the Senate House and White House and we are still getting rick rolled?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (KlI/a)

677 Indiana Jones and The Thousand Pictures of His Grandchildren - Would You Like To See?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (oZ6kz)

678 "...harridan Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (s5o+q)

I love that word...it fits her perfectly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (rF0hx)

679 Hillary kinda has a Decepticon vibe to me.

Quick tell Shia!

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (PlGk9)

680 Indiana Jones and the Runaway Stair Chair

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (4ErVI)

681
In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q)


They're now in grocery stores where I live

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)

682 I guarantee you that the alpha dog in this story is:

1) wearing a bow tie, and
2) not Mark Halerin, who is a First Class Dick.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (kcLaY)

683 Indiana Jones and His First Boner in Six Years

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (NyJwR)

684 Indiana Jones and the Missing Reading Glasses

(Spoiler alert - they're on top of his head)

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (0mRoj)

685 Indiana Jones and the Set-Too-High Thermostat

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (s5o+q)

686 Indiana Jones and the Search for the Phantom Runway

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (V4Qfo)

687 Indian Jones And The Kids On His Lawn

Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (1BQGO)

688 We control the Senate House and White House and we are still getting rick rolled?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

_____

We thought all this time it was the Democrats that were in our way.

Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (WGqTm)

689 Shit. I overdid it on the Louis XIII de Remy Martin Rare Cask Grande Champagne Cognac on the weekend and now my gout has kicked in.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (nlbfN)

690 Is it the bow tie, or the bourbon on his breath?


Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:28 PM (sprPv)
The erectile disfunction.


Posted by: dagny at April 25, 2017 04:32 PM (Mc+44)


You must be confused, that would be a UNC student, same bow tie and breath, no balls.


Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:42 PM (sprPv)

691 Sat next to a lady on JetBlue who had a little dog in a carrier under the seat. She took it out after we were in flight, all it wanted to do was lick everyone's face...I liked it, and the flight attendants didn't say anything. No one complained in the area where the dog went.

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (ariyZ)

692 Indiana Jones and the Proctology Exam of Doom

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (4ErVI)

693 Indiana Jones in the den asleep with the game on and the TV blaring again.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (gbWkA)

694 670 So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts
===================

So, the problem with federal judges is, they are lifetime appointments and impeachment takes a while.
Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:40 PM (xVRrG)


Well, the solution is easy.

President Trump dismisses the judges via an executive order and physically removes them from the courthouses with National Guardsmen.

Forget the fact that he doesn't have the right to do so. The judges cannot do what they do.

G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

695 So,judges rule this country?

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (r/0kC)

696 Indiana Jones and the Crystal Colostomy Bag

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (0mRoj)

697 In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q)
--------
They're now in grocery stores where I live
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)
------------------------------------
Chinatown and China?

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (SsblQ)

698
I swear if I had the money I would buy a mini horse and go everywhere just to flaunt California's insane support animal law.
***
Polar Bear.

You have to let him gnaw on your other customers, he is my ESA!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (eSx+E)

699 In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q)

They're now in grocery stores where I live
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)


It's hard enough to find lamb around here.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (8nWyX)

700 Indiana Jones and The DAMMIT I STEPPED ON MY BALLS AGAIN!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (jjaLl)

701 Indiana Jones and the TURP of Destiny

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (0mRoj)

702 Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:37 PM (sBOL1)
-------

Whoops, I meant to say support animals, not service animals. My deepest apologies.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (sBOL1)

703 Indiana Jones And The Onion On His Belt.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (2VN2E)

704 OMG! Serious you guys!

That's it!

The dog IS a service dog! It sniffs out Indiana Jones-piloted light aircraft, and widdles pathetically and odoriferously when it detects one!

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (s5o+q)

705 My neighbor just petitioned the city to get a horse stable on his lot, while we are a big horse town no one here has a stable. I'm not sure that they will get it because there is no where to get the horse out to the trails, by the way it's legal to ride your horse anywhere here, they still have a hitching post at the bar downtown.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (6Ll1u)

706 So sanctuary cities break existing immigration laws and a Federal Judge is protecting these unlawful acts?




It comes from the top. Trump should tell the US marshals to arrest the judge. He should tell the judge to hire a lawyer and fight it in court, if he is going to violate federal law.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (HBKaX)

707 Indiana Jones in the Constipation Chronicles

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (4ErVI)

708 This obama Judge was the one that put the kibosh on the group that had the baby selling videos...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr)

709 G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

LOL

Your starting to sound like me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (KlI/a)

710 People go on and on about the 1600 meter head shot I made in Fallujah, just because it took out three Hajis. You know, guys have made longer shots than that.

I only got lucky, I thought I was taking out two, but the third guy (that I didn't even see!) insisted on dropping dead anyway.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (gIRsn)

711 They're now in grocery stores where I live

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)

------------------------------------

Chinatown and China?



Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (SsblQ)

Always buy "Prime", better marbling.

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (sprPv)

712 baby selling videos.=baby parts

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

713 No one complained in the area where the dog went.

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (ariyZ)

That is fvcking disgusting.

Dogs sniff and lick and eat other dogs' shit. And they lick their own butts.

Ponder where that tongue has been before it licked your face....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (rF0hx)

714 Indiana Jones goes Golfing in his Airplane

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (HgMAr)

715 So now the effin muzzies are gonna sue because the airplane seat is unclean because a dog sat in it.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (0+2tr)

716 Indiana Jones and the small piece pound cake maybe?

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA)

717
But Republicans have won 105 thousand elected offices!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (o6i/R)

718 Indiana Jones and the Lost Tube of Preparation H

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (NyJwR)

719 President Trump dismisses the judges via an executive order and physically removes them from the courthouses with National Guardsmen.

Forget the fact that he doesn't have the right to do so. The judges cannot do what they do.

G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)


So you're saying that Trump should simply "deem" them impeached and convicted?

You may be onto something there.

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (s5o+q)

720 This obama Judge was the one that put the kibosh on the group that had the baby selling videos...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (O2RFr)

Yup..if you look at his "History" as I said above he is a left wing wet dream

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (KlI/a)

721 President Trump dismisses the judges via an executive order and physically removes them from the courthouses with National Guardsmen.

Forget the fact that he doesn't have the right to do so. The judges cannot do what they do.

G-d help me for saying this, but at this stage let's forget the Constitution considering we are in fact in a civil war. And it's getting hotter by the week
=============================

Look, its no longer a statistical improbability. Its not even improbable. Its more a question of timing and degree.

The wheels are going to come off this thing. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: simplemind at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (xVRrG)

722 If I was a young Muslin, I'd take my goat everywhere...you never know when you get the desire.

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (ariyZ)

723 In NYC dogs are in restaurants, CVS, everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:39 PM (S+i5q)

They're now in grocery stores where I live
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:41 PM (lKyWE)

It's hard enough to find lamb around here.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:44 PM (8nWyX)



ISWYDT. Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (HBKaX)

724 So you're saying that Trump should simply "deem" them impeached and convicted?

You may be onto something there.
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (s5o+q)

No new term: DTM

Dead To Me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (KlI/a)

725 If Trump can't build the wall, how about he orders the Army to place mine fields.

Cheaper and likely more effective anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (eSx+E)

726 Indiana Jones and the Blue Plate Special.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni)

727 Indiana Jones and The Let me Tell you The Difference Between a Bagel and a Biali

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (jjaLl)

728 725 You know what they say about obstacles not covered by fire.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (r/0kC)

729 You know the joke about the two gheys watching UGA, Georgia's bulldog mascot, lick his balls.


One says. I wish I could do that.


The other says, HE'LL BITE YOU!

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (sprPv)

730 Just read the piece linked to Drudge. It will make your fucking blood boil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (rxW5j)

731 Ahhhh, this Judge is the same dingleberry that blocked the release of the Planned Parenthood videos. He also raised $200K for Obama. How impartial!

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 04:47 PM (oiNtH)

732 Indiana Jones and the Skull full of Mush...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (O2RFr)

733 Indiana Jones and the Trick Knee

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (xeeHA)

734 If Trump can't build the wall, how about he orders the Army to place mine fields.

Cheaper and likely more effective anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2017 04:46 PM (eSx+E)

And a hell've a lot more fun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (KlI/a)

735 Ponder where that tongue has been before it licked your face....




Ponder where some people's have been.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (HBKaX)

736 Indiana Jones and the House is on Fire Because the Burner on the Stove Got Left On.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (4ErVI)

737 This weather is so shitty. It's raining too much. Maybe Al Gore is right and we will all be underwater.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (vRcUp)

738 This dog looks just like one of my relative's dogs.

A bIg friendly slobbering walking carpet of a canine.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (PlGk9)

739 Al Gore is never right. Period.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (U+nHb)

740 I borrowed an old Daisy BB gun (not higher velocity pellet) and next time it showed up outside my door I took a shot at its rump.
Owner keeps dog in own yard now.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something



I have one of them for persistent pests, too. I warned her, after they moved in, that she can not let her dog run free. Plus leash laws. Many people in area set poison pellets around the foundation of their homes because of mice and Lyme disease in the area.

She persisted. First dog mysteriously dead. She's now on second dog.

'Killing with kindness' isn't just a phrase. It's a thing.

It's like my right to extend my arms does not include another persons nose cartilage. She thinks she has the right to let her dog run free.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (HTdUD)

741 Indiana Jones and Ow My Bursitis!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (4ErVI)

742 It's just so tiring to have handsome and wealthy men pestering me for a date, offering me money and luxury vacations on their yachts. I mean, I know I'm really fab and irresistible, but I just don't have enough time to deal with all the men who want a piece of me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (s7vJs)

743 >>>That is fvcking disgusting.
Dogs sniff and lick and eat other dogs' shit. And they lick their own butts.
Ponder where that tongue has been before it licked your face....

THE JOKE'S ON THAT DOG!!! I ATE MY OWN SHIT BEFORE HE LICKED ME!!! SUCKER!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 04:49 PM (VuzoQ)

744 Indiana Jones and I forgot what I was arguing about

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (gbWkA)

745 How can a fuckin Judge rule on something that has not been decided yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (KlI/a)

746 Indiana Jones and the Skull full of Mush...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (O2RFr)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZ63iwnn5M

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (8nWyX)

747 Indiana Jones and Adult Daycare

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (4ErVI)

748 Ponder where some people's have been.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (HBKaX)

Most people don't get to lick my face either....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (rF0hx)

749 Indiana Jones and the Newspaper's On The Roof Again

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (HgMAr)

750 This weather is so shitty. It's raining too much. Maybe Al Gore is right and we will all be underwater.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 04:48 PM (vRcUp)

Next weekend is the "Climate March" in Washington, maybe he will be there to save us all.

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (ariyZ)

751 If it wasn't for the 17th Amendment, you could find enough Senators to Impeach these judges...

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (DpOmP)

752 Lawyers for former NFL star Aaron Hernandez formally asked a court on Tuesday to dismiss his first-degree murder conviction now that he has died.

Under a long-standing Massachusetts legal principle, courts customarily vacate the convictions of defendants who die before their appeals are heard.

Another area where the Law is an Ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (KlI/a)

753 On 23rd Street between 6th and 7th is a facility for the blind, the majority of blind people use sticks and not dogs, perhaps because keeping a dog is very expensive, but yes if you are blind with a dog, of course, no problem.

Posted by: Joe Walker at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (S+i5q)

754 Indiana Jones and the Increasing Black Spot in One Eye

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (4ErVI)

755 Indiana Jones and the Competency Hearing Of Doom

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (s5o+q)

756 Indiana Jones and The Temple of Full Diapers

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (jjaLl)

757 719
So you're saying that Trump should simply "deem" them impeached and convicted?

You may be onto something there.
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:45 PM (s5o+q)

Yes. And while he's at it the entire Democrat Party and about 80% of the GOP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

758 If PDT does nothing else...and the way these Judges and RINOs are going...he should just appoint as many right wing Judges as he can and then go home a happy man...oh and a fucikin rich man

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (KlI/a)

759 Under a long-standing Massachusetts legal principle,
courts customarily vacate the convictions of defendants who die before
their appeals are heard.



Another area where the Law is an Ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:51 PM (KlI/a)

AND, his child will now collect his NFL pension.

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (sprPv)

760 Ace must be napping...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (O2RFr)

761
Indiana Jones and the Revoked Pilot's License.


What is this meme about anyway?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

762 I love dogs, and I have a dog. But part of me thinks that this fad for "official comfort animals" is just special snowflakes being special. And annoying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (0deF2)

763 Yes. And while he's at it the entire Democrat Party and about 80% of the GOP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)


I hate to say it but this may be the way we'll eventually have to go if we don't want to wind up in The Camps ourselves.

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (s5o+q)

764 Indiana Jones and the Lost Slippers

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

765 Indian Jones and The Inappropriate Spongebath

Posted by: Larry Flint at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (DpOmP)

766 A dog that licks its own butt but won't eat the food you put in front of its face isn't a dog; you bought a cat.

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (gbWkA)

767 Indiana Jones and the Slipped Disc

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

768 745 How can a fuckin Judge rule on something that has not been decided yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (KlI/a)

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Didn't you know the founding fathers gave judges ultimate authority? They were aiming for an oligarchy after all.

Posted by: MAGA at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (LQ1Q3)

769 Pro tip: if Algore is coming to your town you better buckle down, because mother nature hates him.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (6Ll1u)

770 The. Tree. Is. _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (DpOmP)

771 What is this meme about anyway?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
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He's doing another Indy movie, coming out in 2020!

Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (hdpay)

772 Trump should just ignore the 9th circuit judge.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (a0IVu)

773 768 745 How can a fuckin Judge rule on something that has not been decided yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:50 PM (KlI/a)

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Didn't you know the founding fathers gave judges ultimate authority? They were aiming for an oligarchy after all.
Posted by: MAGA at April 25, 2017 04:55 PM (LQ1Q3)



The judge must have divinated what the Founders intended by the new copy of the Declaration found in the UK the other day.

Federalism? Pfft!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

774 761
Indiana Jones and the Revoked Pilot's License.


What is this meme about anyway?



I think a 5th Indy movie. And at his age...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (HBKaX)

775
Indiana Jones and the AARP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

776 See on sidebar Leftist Judges are up to shenanigans again, why have a President and not have judges run the country?

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (Ot7+c)

777 I hate to say it but this may be the way we'll eventually have to go if we don't want to wind up in The Camps ourselves.
Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (s5o+q)

???

I had a great time at Camp...I call first shower and the bed near the door

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (KlI/a)

778 Indiana Jones and The Hernia From Hell

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (4ErVI)

779 Indiana Jones and man, these boiled carrots are spicy

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (gbWkA)

780 Indiana Jones and the Hitch in His Getalong

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (NyJwR)

781
Ke We Kwan gets in a Hoveround.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

782 He's doing another Indy movie, coming out in 2020!


Seriously?

The title of that movie should be

Indiana Jones and the Geriatric ward...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (O2RFr)

783 I've witnessed a little shit dog lift a leg and douse whatever was on the bottom shelf at Petco. Fvck that.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (X+rUO)

784 A dog that licks its own butt but won't eat the food you put in front of its face isn't a dog; you bought a cat.
Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:53 PM (gbWkA)


A proper dog will lick its own butt, eat the food you put in front of its face, get into the cabinet and tear open the bag and eat the rest of the food, then hork up on the rug.

Then eat the hork.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (8nWyX)

785 Nood Chelsea.

(I know, I know.)

Posted by: filbert at April 25, 2017 04:57 PM (s5o+q)

786 Ted Cruz might be on to something with his El Chapo bill.

Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

787 Indian Jones and The Blue Pill

Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (sprPv)

788 761
Plane crashes involving Harrison Ford:

https://tinyurl.com/2zgsmf

a real life pilot who has survived at least three accidents.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

789 Indiana Jones and the Hitch in His Getalong




That's the sixth Indiana movie. And I've been signed to play the lead.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (HBKaX)

790 Indiana Jones and the Post-It Note Password

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (xeeHA)

791 86 That's a cool ass dog. He could sit net to me anytime. better him than a fatass.
Posted by: Boomer at April 25, 2017 03:26 PM (2cfUo)

Amen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 03:27 PM (KlI/a)

Late to the party, but...I'd totally love to sit next to this dog. Cleaner than some passengers, quieter than most passengers...and adorable.
I remember the flight to Florida several years ago, going to my son's high school graduation. The woman in the seat in front of me had brought her own lunch (this was shortly after they stopped serving those yummy airline meals). While we were waiting to take off, she reached into her backpack and pulled out a big ol' tuna sandwich and proceeded to eat it. Gah, the smell was ghastly.
Tuna doesn't travel well in close quarters.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 25, 2017 04:58 PM (W2wn0)

792 Indiana Jones and I've won the Spainish Lottery

Posted by: Strobe at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (gbWkA)

793 Why can't Trump move the fucking judge's desk to the lobby?

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (0+2tr)

794 I think a 5th Indy movie. And at his age...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 04:56 PM (HBKaX)
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The fourth one was bad enough. I looked forward to it for so long and boy, was I furious when I realized partway through the movie that they were trotting out the FREAKING ALIEN trope.

I don't know why he'd do another one. He can't need the money.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)

795
AND, his child will now collect his NFL pension.
Posted by: Ralph at April 25, 2017 04:52 PM (sprPv)


They'd recieve it anyway.OJ Simpson still gets his

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (lKyWE)

796
Didn't you know the founding fathers gave judges ultimate authority?

And cops.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj)

797 Ted Cruz might be on to something with his El Chapo bill.
Assless El Chapos???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2017 05:01 PM (nlbfN)

798 When I worked at McCellan AFB there was a new base commander who wanted a couple long serving GS15's to retire. He moved one of their desks to the building entrance lobby and the other guy got his desk moved to a generator test cell. All their stuff was put carefully in place in their new 'office'. They got the message.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 05:02 PM (0+2tr)

799 The weak link here is Congress, but truth be told the entire Federal government has ceased to represent the citizens. The average Senate tenure is now hitting 16 years, up until the Civil War it averaged only 4 years. From then up until 1950 , only 8 years.

Its an example of Congress only representing the personal power of the members and not the constituency.

Posted by: MAGA at April 25, 2017 05:03 PM (LQ1Q3)

800 My GF's dog is too fat to lick his ass. That makes it better but not great.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 05:05 PM (0+2tr)

801 Ford probably does these films for the same reason he still flies. Vanity. I am hot and can still attract them at the box office and look smart in my aviator glass as I step off of my plane.

Um, no. Ford shouldn't be allowed to pilot anything higher than 3 feet.

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

802 My puppy does not lick his ass. He licks his wee weiner.
Admit it, you Morons envy the flexibility.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM (hMwEB)

803 I know that there are a few of you that think that support animals are BS but they work very well in the Veteran community. A dog can feel an owner's anxiety-PTSD and has been trained to be a calming force. Equine therapy is also a thing and has shown great results in treating all kinds of mental illness.

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2017 05:11 PM (oiNtH)

804 I can everyone is "rushing" to the Chelsea Clinton thread....read all about her.

Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 05:14 PM (ariyZ)

805 They've abandoned us for the nood, cheri

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:15 PM (hMwEB)

806 My puppy does not lick his ass. He licks his wee weiner.

Admit it, you Morons envy the flexibility.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 25, 2017 05:09 PM


*types*

*deletes*

Peace between the 'rons and 'ettes is maintained.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2017 05:16 PM (DMUuz)

807 Could have been worse... Markie could have been seated next to a muzzie smelling of goat urine trying to light his underwear.

Maybe he's a cat person... or just excessively whiny.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 25, 2017 05:27 PM (Quwsn)

808 260 If I am regular person with a regular non service dog I don't think the airlines allow your dog to fly as a passenger even if you purchase it a seat. Is that not the case?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2017 03:47 PM (IDPbH)

Not sure if this was answered, but yes, you can buy a dog a seat. We do for our pooch (we do not feel anyone should have to sit next to a dog that is not their own... too many people are afraid of dogs, even a 15# hypo-allergenic dog). The difference is he is not allowed out of his carrying case during the flight. We open the lid of his carry-on, but the poor guy is stuck inside it for the duration.

Posted by: Ann at April 25, 2017 05:28 PM (kItYS)

809 Are there any journalists that are not dicks? In any case Halperin is part of the ruling class, Harvard education. Typical ruling class behavior.

Posted by: Locke Common at April 25, 2017 05:31 PM (uYg2X)

810 One of Aces best!

Posted by: Chelseas red haired vag at April 25, 2017 05:43 PM (PXywa)

811 I think a lot of people support the Support Animal idea in theory but also think a lot of Special Snowflakes are just signing up for special privileges because their only skill is in gaming an increasingly bureaucratic/socialist-favoritism system.

I personally don't mind seeing support animals and don't mind animals on planes or trains or whatever.

But yeah, for example, I think this steward probably got a psychologist to claim he needed his support animal just so he could fly with it (and he has to fly a lot) and not put the animal back into cargo. Where I hear it gets cold.

OTOH, if I had to fly my dog frequently, I would also go to a psychologist and claim I had stress and only by flying with my dog could I keep it together.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 06:23 PM (8rNrN)

812 This is emblematic of a culture where more and more things are forbidden, adn therefore you need to fill out special paperwork for more and more exceptions.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2017 06:25 PM (8rNrN)

813 A flight attendant BUYS his dog a first class seat 3 or 5 times a month and Halperin is the story???

WTF are we paying flight attendents or heshe getting free flights?

Posted by: lonetown at April 26, 2017 06:18 AM (B95QN)

814 The Dog is adorable...Mark Halperin? Not so much...

Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at April 26, 2017 09:10 AM (lwb//)

815 The whole support animal thing is being abused to death right now. Doctors should think twice before signing that piece of paper.
I don't dislike dogs. But I am allergic to them. Even sitting next to a canine makes it difficult for me to breathe. I have a right to fly too.

Posted by: W.h. at April 26, 2017 09:35 AM (saPqQ)

816 I can't believe how fortunate I am to be able to pay a new record in income tax this year!

Posted by: Joe Mack at April 26, 2017 08:40 PM (cJDvr)

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