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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/26/17) The Hump Day Edition
The Fifth Republic is in a grim state. Dodging a bullet doesn't make much of a difference if you're riddled with disease. Mark Steyn
While we are looking at France, Let's meet one of France's presidential candidates and his lovely wife.
"That's why this latest "scandal" doesn't appear to matter at all to the French. Emmanuel Macron, who by several projections is set to win the French presidency in two weeks, was just a 15-year-old student when his 40-year-old teacher seduced him – and the two are married today.
What did you wish for as a child, BB Gun? A certain pet? A tree house? Childhood wish remains an adult wish.
When I was younger a treehouse was one of my biggest wishes. I never had trees big enough for a proper treehouse so I had to settle for a backyard fort. Many friends had tree houses though and we had the time of our lives building and fortifying them. As an adult I still dream of having a treehouse however my imagination holds nothing to some of these I found online. Check these amazing tree houses out!
Our "Betters" in Washington, D.C. certainly know how to spend money. Not satisfied with lesbian health? Why don't you want to use the Metric System? Probably has something to do with Hate.
Previously passed by Congress and signed into law by the POTUS, PDT's wall spending is a mere pittance compared to some of the
President Donald Trump’s request that Congress include $1.4 billion to fund the beginning of his proposed wall on the U.S.-Mexico border equals approximately 0.035 percent of what the federal government will spend in total this year, according to the latest estimate of fiscal year 2017 federal spending made by the Congressional Budget Office. It also equals less than the Department of Health and Human Services spends in just twelve hours and less than the Treasury collects in taxes in four hours.It is about time the GOP controlled House and Senate stood up and said by God we are the majority and we are building the damn wall.
Can't protect our borders? Yet certain
Senior lawmakers on Tuesday rejected President Donald Trump's declaration that the United States has "no role" in Libya, citing the threat of regional instability to U.S. national security interests. Senate Foreign Relations Chairman Bob Corker (R., Tenn.) and ranking Democrat Ben Cardin (D., Md.) said Libya's ongoing battle over power and access to natural resources has created a permissive environment for extremist groups such as the Islamic State and al Qaeda.
So you see a drone flying. What do you?
1) Leave it alone
2) Shoot the damn thing Before you answer, think carefully. Hint.
Just last month, a federal judge dismissed a lawsuit filed against William Merideth, the Kentucky man who shot down a drone that Merideth believed was flying over his own property in 2015.
However, the Federal Aviation Administration considers drones to be aircraft—and under federal law, shooting at aircraft is a crime.
Don't Bogart that joint.
The agency’s apparent solution was to swap in “pseudo marijuana” which looked and smelled like marijuana—even when burned. Reportedly, one high school bus driver took several sniffs before commenting that it smelled “just like the back of my bus.” The CIA was apparently pleased with the results, with eight out of every 10 visitors to the booth smelling the ersatz pot. It was such a big hit that they quickly received five requests to use the display at “other gatherings.”
April 26, 1994, Grace Slick pleaded guilty to pointing a shotgun at police in her California home. She claimed she was under stress because her home had burned down the previous year. She was later sentenced to 200 hours of community service and told to attend four Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week for three months. via thisdayinmusic.com
April 26, 1945, Born on this day, Gary Wright, Spooky Tooth, solo, (1976 US No.2 single 'Dream Weaver'). via thisdayinmusic.com
No shit Sherlock, Former Obama official cops to manipulating climate data.
A former member of the Obama administration claims Washington D.C. often uses “misleading” news releases about climate data to influence public opinion. Former Energy Department Undersecretary Steven Koonin told The Wall Street Journal Monday that bureaucrats within former President Barack Obama’s administration spun scientific data to manipulate public opinion.
Teaching manners more important than ever.
According to a recent survey by the Associated Press, 74 percent of Americans think manners and behavior have deteriorated in the United States over the past several decades.
A medical break through, artificial womb. Help for premature babies.
An external, artificial womb scientists call Biobag successfully grew fetal lambs, and could one day solve the complications premature human babies face outside the fetus.
Do you have traveling on your mind? It's one thing to go to a 3rd world country. It's another thing to go to a 4th world hell whole.
Last year, Otto Warmbier, then a 21-year-old University of Virginia student from Cincinnati, was sentenced to 15 years of hard labour after confessing to trying to steal a propaganda banner. He had been on a guided tour with a travel company but was detained on 2 January 2016 at Pyongyang airport while trying to leave the country. In announcing his arrest, the state news media said Warmbier had visited North Korea with the intent of “bringing down the foundation of its single-minded unity”. A guided tour of North Korea? What’s the name of the company: Gulags are us?
Wow, must be some really good beer or Genius Award Winner.
Caring and giving. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The ONT was manufactured with peace, love and understanding. And shellfish.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 09:51 PM (8LaD4)
Posted by: lindarose at April 26, 2017 09:51 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2017 09:51 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 09:53 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 26, 2017 09:53 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2017 09:55 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2017 09:56 PM (biROV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 26, 2017 09:56 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: nothing left to lose at April 26, 2017 09:56 PM (k2yk7)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 09:56 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: lindarose at April 26, 2017 09:56 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2017 09:56 PM (tr2D7)
Seduced? It ain't tough for a woman to get a 15 year old boy hot and bothered. What did she do, say "Hello"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 09:57 PM (zc3Db)
1) Leave it alone
2) Shoot the damn thing
Throw a sheet over it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 09:57 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 26, 2017 09:57 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 09:59 PM (7dpmG)
by God we are the majority and we are building the damn wall."
The GOP doesn't want the wall.
Posted by: davidt at April 26, 2017 09:59 PM (XoldI)
ROTFLMAO!!! Maybe I should move to North Korea.
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at April 26, 2017 09:59 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 09:59 PM (6FqZa)
However, the Federal Aviation Administration considers drones to be aircraft-and under federal law, shooting at aircraft is a crime.
So ... "aircraft" doesn't include having the ability to carry people ... or even midgets. A cat couldn't even fit on most "drones".
Were they legal "aircraft" back when they were just RC airplanes?
I guess shooting at paper airplanes is a federal offense now, too. And kites. And small pebbles launched into the air ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 10:01 PM (zc3Db)
193 Scientist at Penn State thinks there might have been an alien civilisation on Mars or Venus:
http://tinyurl.com/khfwz4l
He's talking theoreticals, so, no, there's no evidence. But he's saying it might be found some day.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 10:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2017 10:01 PM (qUNWi)
Hello? The GOP doesn't want the damn wall.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2017 10:02 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 10:01 PM (zc3Db)
Skeet shooting hit hardest.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 26, 2017 10:02 PM (CKGym)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 26, 2017 10:02 PM (CKGym)
LOL.
Touche!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 10:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2017 10:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 26, 2017 10:03 PM (dargh)
Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2017 10:04 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skeleton "Bones" Claus at April 26, 2017 10:05 PM (d76uN)
The business model of ESPN is why its failing. Its lurch to the far left expedited matters.
We have cable TV in the work area. Watched the Wizards win so co worker was happy.
My mighty Penguins play the Crapitals tomorrow night. GO PENS. My mediocre Pirates are,,,well,,, mediocre.
Well off to the white collar sweat shop. Those Top Secret Time Travelling Unicorns need tending. Later.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 10:06 PM (pY+s4)
I do not think the invention of artificial wombs is a positive step at all.
Brave new world indeed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 26, 2017 10:06 PM (nDcc3)
External? Why can't they implant them inside the body?? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: More winning pleez at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 26, 2017 10:08 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 26, 2017 10:09 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)
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Hey you - what did I do now?
Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2017 10:09 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
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Evening. I hear you.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 10:09 PM (8LaD4)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 26, 2017 10:09 PM (mc8bR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
It helps if there is a world-wide plague or pestilence just prior to your first ... I've said too much.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 10:10 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: eleven at April 26, 2017 10:10 PM (qUNWi)
193 Scientist at Penn State thinks there might have been an alien civilisation on Mars or Venus:
http://tinyurl.com/khfwz4l
He's talking theoreticals, so, no, there's no evidence. But he's saying it might be found some day.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
So The Expanse is non Fiction?
Cool!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 10:10 PM (pY+s4)
So, are you now a chiropractor? An orthopedist? An anthropologist?
What?
Posted by: Emmie at April 26, 2017 10:11 PM (xVuS6)
Artificial wombs would be an extraordinary way to preserve the life of a profoundly premature fetus, giving it time to develop into a healthier model ready for life outside. Probably a few hundred feti per year would benefit.
On the other hand, it would, could, allow the development of baby farm creche' - every progtard fascist's wet dream. Grow your own cult, or army! Voters and mobs in a decade! Worn out? Recycle and replace! Bulk discounts!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2017 10:12 PM (biROV)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 10:12 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)
Terrible name.
It should have been ProPlasticHood
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 10:12 PM (GgzGa)
1) Leave it alone
2) Shoot the damn thing
With a longbow or crossbow?
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2017 10:13 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 10:13 PM (GgzGa)
Heh, for a split second, I misread that as fetal limbs. That would be another way to test it out before trying it on a complete human fetus.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 10:13 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Emmie at April 26, 2017 10:13 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 10:14 PM (0O7c5)
you have to get up pretty early to take over the world
Posted by: phoenixgirl
It helps if there is a world-wide plague or pestilence just prior to your first ... I've said too much.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
It doesn't help if you have a big dumb stupid mouse assisting you.
Posted by: The Brain at April 26, 2017 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
fetal lambs, and could one day solve the complications premature human
babies face outside the fetus.
....and for celebrities and trophy wives, it also solve having to get those pesky stretchmarks and weight gain of carrying a child to term!
Celebrities like Madonna have had their baby's birth induced 4 weeks before the due date to minimize stretchmarks.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 10:15 PM (NOIQH)
How do you know it's not a transgender skeleton?
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2017 10:16 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (0O7c5)<<<
That's why we try to take over the world at night.
Posted by: Pinky and The Brain at April 26, 2017 10:16 PM (Od+LM)
M'aiq thinks hundreds of thousands of volcanoes may have something to do with the temperatures.
M'aiq has seen a lot of evidence of such civlizations, simply not conclusive evidence. Venus would not be a great place to look, but if you go, do not take winter clothes.
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2017 10:16 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 10:01 PM (6FqZa)
Sounds like he found a copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 10:16 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:16 PM (smD62)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
yeah, but you can stay up all night, every night, planning to take over the world, like we do here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2017 10:17 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:18 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 26, 2017 10:18 PM (mc8bR)
creche' - every progtard fascist's wet dream. Grow your own cult, or
army! Voters and mobs in a decade! Worn out? Recycle and replace! Bulk
discounts!
Aw, hell, that's a frightening thought!
One step closer to The Matrix....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 10:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 10:18 PM (kP16F)
As my friend and I like to call them: President Boy Toy and First Lady Pedophile.
I think the whole thing is creepy as heck, and he finds it....slightly romantic.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:19 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 10:19 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: colfax mingo
Whats wrong with that?
Posted by: The Matrix at April 26, 2017 10:19 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 10:14 PM (0O7c5)
Thanks, PG. I will amble over there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 10:19 PM (0deF2)
Bing "Aaron Taylor-Johnson". Same deal, but director instead of teacher.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 10:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 10:21 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
I also want to stay in my house.
Which force will win out?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:16 PM (smD62)*
Cover an ice cube with sugar, Winning!
Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (fo8C+)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (0jtPF)
Republicans do anything?
CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY! IMPEACHMENT! PRISON ASAP!!!!
Democrats do the same thing, or worse?
Not a peep. It's not even in the news.
/so, are we pre-Commie or full Commie yet from a media perspective? I'm feeling we're voluntary full Commie.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (FkAXz)
Terrible name.
It should have been ProPlasticHood
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Pseuterus.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 10:23 PM (vRcUp)
So amazed at how you've really filled Maet"s shoes - Kudos, MisHum!
And LOVE the vet tombstone cleaning item.
Posted by: ibguy at April 26, 2017 10:24 PM (vUcdz)
Tried to do that math in my head today while listening to ace's link to Rush. Got lost on the decimals.
sad.
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 10:24 PM (48QDY)
Don't you have some chickens to choke or something Sanders?
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (BO/km)
I would never choke a chicken. Tests show that a chicken choked does not produce some nice crispy fried chicken...so, no.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:24 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 26, 2017 10:24 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Oh did I say choke? What I meant to say was "shove up your ass".
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:26 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 10:23 PM (vRcUp)<<<
Just say the word.Ohhhh!Pseu-pseu-pseuterus.
Posted by: Phil Collins at April 26, 2017 10:26 PM (Od+LM)
I didn't say it was an interesting story.
Posted by: More winning pleez at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (CLKfs)
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Well, it COULD be interesting if you would rifle through his garbage for a few weeks and then get back to us!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 10:27 PM (0jtPF)
More Bill Nye SCIENCE.
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 10:28 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgp5jav
This is why that show had \heart. They used to love one-another.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)
More Bill Nye SCIENCE.
Nope. Chicken orgies produce great fried chicken.
Posted by: Bill Nye the Bestiality guy at April 26, 2017 10:30 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 10:30 PM (6gk0M)
/so, are we pre-Commie or full Commie yet from a media perspective? I'm feeling we're voluntary full Commie.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (FkAXz)
https://qz.com/965740/why-im-a-communist-and-why-you-should-be-too/
I think one of the biggest problems with our society is that people can openly proclaim themselves as Communists without the fear of immediate and grievous bodily harm.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:26 PM (BO/km)
I'm glad you brought that up...I wasn't going to mention it, but while we were doing the "choked chicken test" we also...for cost effectiveness..tested chickens in "shoved up your ass" conditions, and I can report that chickens shoved up your ass are also lacking in the "nice crispy fried chicken" category. Thank you for bringing up the study!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:30 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 10:31 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 10:31 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 10:32 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 10:32 PM (0deF2)
There is no one better on the entire planet than faking things. MOSSAD and MI5 can't compete with the breadth and scope of the obfuscations.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 26, 2017 10:32 PM (6sBpp)
I think one of the biggest problems with our society is that people can openly proclaim themselves as Communists without the fear of immediate and grievous bodily harm.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 10:30 PM
Remember Bob Hope said he got out of California before homosexuality became mandatory.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bill Nye the Bestiality guy at April 26, 2017 10:30 PM (pY+s4)
To be clear, the tests only observed chickens that were "choked" and not those involved in the actual chicken orgy. The subjects were more of the "voyeur" sex chicken subject. Good point!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:33 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Things Robert Guillaume said at April 26, 2017 10:34 PM (vRcUp)
Well your chicken still tastes like shit so keep working on it.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:34 PM (BO/km)
Much like the proverbial falcon no longer hearing the call of the falconer, Venezuela has ceased to be able to hear the call of sanity and rationality. In other words, in Venezuela, things are falling apart, the center does not hold, and merest anarchy has loosed upon Venezuelans' world.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13338
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2017 10:34 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Macron at April 26, 2017 10:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)
Well *I'm* sold! They have really great chemistry.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)
Brave new world.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 10:22 PM (0jtPF)
Indeed.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2017 10:35 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: freaked
Don't feed the chickens.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 10:36 PM (vRcUp)
Yep, still want a horse...and someday, just maybe I'll be able to get one.
Thanks for yet another great post. I don't know how you find all this interesting stuff.
Posted by: Just wondering at April 26, 2017 10:37 PM (WBYpW)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 26, 2017 10:37 PM (mc8bR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
Talk about a waste of time and effort. Did you tax money for this project?
Posted by: all the kids who bought bags of oregano at April 26, 2017 10:38 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 10:38 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:38 PM (smD62)
Posted by: mallfly Olbermann at April 26, 2017 10:38 PM (b7fwp)
Did you ever stop to think that this guy might actually be Col Sanders? I want to take every opportunity I can get to let him know how much his greasy fried chicken sucks.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Boll Weevil at April 26, 2017 10:39 PM (bc2Lc)
40yo Woman, 15yo Boy
Empowerment Payback
Assertiveness Icon
Feminist Hero
Grrrl Power!
40yo Man, 15yo Girl
Amber Alert
Kidnapping Charges
Global Media Immediate Castration
Public Beheading Without Trial
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 26, 2017 10:40 PM (6sBpp)
That's actually a Second World hellhole. The First World was capitalist, the Second World was Communist, and the Third World was the shitheads still working on providing clean water while they blamed the First World for their ineptitude.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Just wondering at April 26, 2017 10:37 PM (WBYpW)
My ex wanted to get me a Lipizzaner for my 40th birthday. I was like, dude. He's three years old and I wouldn't be able to even ride him for a few more years.
Dreams change. I got something else I'd rather ride...
Posted by: all the kids who bought bags of oregano at April 26, 2017 10:41 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
So, Detroit.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:41 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 10:41 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:42 PM (BO/km)
So, Detroit.
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Flint, not Detroit.
/but you get a runner up trophy!
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 10:42 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Macron at April 26, 2017 10:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Banking collapse, UN throat-clearing, and billion-dollar begging for propping up some form of socialist shit-sack of a new government because, CAPITALISM IS DAH BAD!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 10:44 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2017 10:44 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:38 PM (smD62)
We all lose perspective sometimes. Temporary insanity. Then we get grounded again. All in a day's work, m'dear!
Posted by: all the kids who bought bags of oregano at April 26, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
Did you ever stop to think that this guy might actually be Col Sanders?
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:39 PM (BO/km)
No, because he would be posting as Zombie Colonel Sanders.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 10:45 PM (yfA0B)
Thanks so much for snapping me out of it earlier.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:38 PM (smD62)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 10:45 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at April 26, 2017 10:46 PM (WXqyC)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:42 PM (BO/km)
Flint today. Detroit tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:46 PM (SRKgf)
abandoned its dirigible program, the next airship, after the Akron and
the Macon, would have been the Macron.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 10:32 PM (0deF2)
A macron is a diacritical mark. (you make it, in Franglish, with Le Pen)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2017 10:46 PM (qjZZO)
Hmm good point. I should have thought of that. Well anyway he's some kind of Col Sanders wannabe and KFC still sucks donkey turds.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lena Dunhamfly at April 26, 2017 10:48 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Choked chicken at April 26, 2017 10:48 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:40 PM (SRKgf)
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third world is moslem dude, serious check the map
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 10:48 PM (yfA0B)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:39 PM (BO/km)<<<
Impossible. I'M the REAL Col. Sanders.
**looks quizzically at the camera**
Posted by: Norm Macdonald at April 26, 2017 10:48 PM (Od+LM)
While she was Secretary of State! Hillary's minions "misplaced" more than four times what Trump asked for to start building the wall!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 26, 2017 10:49 PM (i1b7b)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:42 PM (BO/km)
Where are you? I might pay you a visit....
Posted by: General William Tecumseh Sherman at April 26, 2017 10:49 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Lena Dunhamfly at April 26, 2017 10:48 PM (b7fwp)
I've never seen a horse eat cake and crap at the same time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc)
but who knows? if I were 25, I'd rather bang a good looking 50 year woman than another guy of any age. Or Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2017 10:50 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:34 PM (BO/km)
You must be frequenting the hacked Russian establishments. Our outlets only provide the best in nice crispy fried chicken.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:50 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 10:51 PM (7dpmG)
Lucky lady!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2017 10:51 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2017 10:53 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 10:48 PM (yfA0B)
What about sub-Saharan Africa, or South America? Straight up Third World.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:54 PM (SRKgf)
Honest question, do these crazy self freeze dried food ads appeal to you?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 10:51 PM (7dpmG)
Not me. Nothing can compare to the fresh taste of some nice crispy fried chicken.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:54 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Origional Jake
These are all Least Developed Countries according to the UN. None are muslim.
Cambodia
Haiti
Equatoria Guinea
Kiribati
Laos
Nepal
Togo
Tuvalu
Vanuatu
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 10:55 PM (GgzGa)
I guess they got over it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 10:55 PM (OdK9v)
Normally in a situation like this, all the parties encourage their supporters to vote for Macron in order to defeat LePen. But the far left doesn't like the "centrist" Macron, and the conservatives don't like the "far right" LePen.
One abstaining voter said that he expects Macron to win by a landslide, but would prefer that it be close so that Macron doesn't think he has a mandate.
This could get interesting. I suspect that LePen's supporters don't plan to abstain.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 10:55 PM (sdi6R)
I don't know if you saw my response to your question earlier but...suffice it to say over the course of reflecting on your comment, I felt very, very small.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:50 PM (BO/km)
Eh...not much there. Besides, I like seafood, so I went East.
Posted by: General William Tecumsah Sherman at April 26, 2017 10:56 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
One of the AFP posts I read stated that some of the casualties among the rioter/protesters in the last week died from electrocution - apparently the Bolivarian riot police have up-graded on their tasers
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2017 10:56 PM (qjZZO)
Haiti
Equatoria Guinea
Kiribati
Laos
Nepal
Togo
Tuvalu
Vanuatu
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 10:55 PM (GgzGa)
Some of those are so undeveloped, they don't even appear on maps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 10:56 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 10:57 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Atlanta, the day after tomorrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 10:58 PM (OdK9v)
a-hole on the Tucker rerun explaining the difference between 'provocative' and 'intellectually provocative."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2017 10:58 PM (b7fwp)
Yeah, I wasn't sure whether that comment was serious or jocular.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:58 PM (SRKgf)
some push back on 3rd World and moslem.
Turning it around, name a first world moslem country
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 10:59 PM (yfA0B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
You are full of shit. The last time I went to a KFC the service and food was so bad I swore I would never go back. That's ok though because your soggy greasy fried chicken is worse than what they make at the local grocery store.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:00 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2017 10:56 PM (qjZZO)
Now about Berkeley ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:00 PM (SRKgf)
If only I could go cold turkey on all the other gross restaurants.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 11:01 PM (smD62)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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Because scruffy young profs are really, really smart.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:02 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V loves Eric Thames madly at April 26, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (89T5c)
Well there's a dead armadillo been laying in the street by the driveway for three days.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (b7fwp)
What about sub-Saharan Africa, or South America? Straight up Third World.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:54 PM (SRKgf)
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I wouldn't call Chile, Uruguay, or even Argentina "3rd World."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (7dpmG)
the service and food was so bad I swore I would never go back. That's ok
though because your soggy greasy fried chicken is worse than what they
make at the local grocery store.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:59 PM (BO/km)
If you avoid the Russian hacked establishments..set up to bringing down Trump while supporting Trump, you will find nothing but the best in nice crispy fried chicken. There are subtle indicators that can be used to identify the Russian hackers.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:04 PM (n3hky)
Do you want to hear my Arby's story?
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:04 PM (BO/km)
Although I still want a horse - and want to ride a horse - I'm not sure my beat up body would handle it. My best bet may be to move next to someone with horses so I can at least watch them and pet them...and I would haven't have to pay to feed them either.
Posted by: Just wondering at April 26, 2017 11:05 PM (WBYpW)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
I'll take KFC or Popeye's, but Popeye's tends to be less expensive.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (b7fwp)
The slightly higher price is due to all the hacking done by the Russians.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:05 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:54 PM (SRKgf)
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I wouldn't call Chile, Uruguay, or even Argentina "3rd World."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (0jtPF)
"3rd world" just used to mean country that wasn't a player on either side of the Cold War (West = 1st World; Commies = 2nd World).
It pretty much meant "everyone else".
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2017 11:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (0jtPF)<<<
And we're definitely not 3rd world either.
We're more like 5th or 6th world.
Posted by: Peruvia at April 26, 2017 11:05 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders
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Tiny Hammer & Sickle tattoos on the inside of the thighs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:06 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2017 11:07 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 10:59 PM (yfA0B)
France.
But not for long.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:07 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 11:01 PM (smD62)
One thing you will never find at KFC is cold turkey. We only provide the best in nice crispy fried chicken!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:07 PM (n3hky)
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May I ask why you think socking this is in any way funny?
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 11:07 PM (8LaD4)
Look at those buckets. Red as all get out.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders
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Tiny Hammer Sickle tattoos on the inside of the thighs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:06 PM (OdK9v)<<<
In Russia hacked KFC, finger lick you.
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: King Barky 57th at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (yfA0B)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Good evening, horde. I'm exhausted, won't be hanging around, but I
wanted to wave and blow kisses at you all before I went to bed.
Posted by: DonnaV loves Eric Thames madly at April 26, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)
Back at ya!..Hope you don't mind kisses blown with a hint of nice crispy fried chicken!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:59 PM (BO/km)
One of my local places (Acme) makes damned good fried chicken!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (0jtPF)
I'd call Greece Third World. And by that standard, Argentina qualifies (after all, how many debt defaults can you have and not be considered Third World?) Chile, not so much, thanks to Pinochet. Dunno about Uruguay.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: King Barky 57th at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Russia at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (yfA0B)
Those establishments are run by Putin and the Russians.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:10 PM (n3hky)
not my cup of tea, but also not the end of the world.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 26, 2017 11:10 PM (PWNxU)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:10 PM (yfA0B)
Tiny Hammer & Sickle tattoos on the inside of the thighs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Looks like -> ☭
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:10 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 11:07 PM (8LaD4)
I find the Colonel Sanders comment to be funny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (0deF2)
At least they know how to cook chicken.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (2qHjF)
Okay--I accept your premise that the GOP doesn't want the wall. But why don't they?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM
Chamber of Commerce
Club for Growth
CATO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
Quiz in forty minutes, so I'm frantically grabbing my notes and textbook.
How was everyone's day?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: mallfly the 57th at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (b7fwp)
I'm clearly not on the multi-cultural band wagon
or even on the wagon-those temperance peeps are focko's
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (yfA0B)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Because they are owned by the business lobby. They want nothing more than to be reelected, and they business lobby gives them the money to do it.
And the business lobby wants to depress labor costs, and the best way to do that is to allow unfettered illegal immigration.
That's how Tyson can sell chickens for $0.69/lb.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at April 26, 2017 09:59 PM (vRcUp)
We'll still find you.
Posted by: Guys from 4chan at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 11:07 PM (8LaD4)
There is nothing funny about nice crispy fried chicken. There are some funny socks though. I saw some with needlepoint chickens and ducks on them. I laughed!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM
Chamber of Commerce
Club for Growth
CATO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
And, of course...Bill Wynn
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (cpAMo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (7dpmG)
You'll always have Paul Krugman to look down on. Works for me anyway :^)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (BO/km)
They have you fooled. Thats not chicken.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (2qHjF)
Well, my day was meh, then it was GREAT. Then it was terrible. Then it was less terrible. Then it was fine. Now, it's back to GREAT.
So, in short, a normal day for me.
Good luck on your quiz!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (smD62)
Bojangles has very good fast food chicken.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM
His dog up and died
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mallfly the 57th at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)
No. The First World was the "developed world," i.e., Europe, America, and Japan, in short more or less capitalist and therefore wealthy countries.
The Second World was socialist/Communist, i.e., the USSR and its satellites (which at the time included the PRC).
The Third World was everywhere else, which comprised the
My definition: a Third World country is one where everyone drives down the middle of the fucking road with his hand on the horn all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (SRKgf)
Golden Pantry curb store fresh fried chicken is da bomb. Potato logs are awesome as well.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (2qHjF)
I agree! Thank you. We provide all the nice crispy fried chicken to Golden Pantry.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (n3hky)
Yep, still want a horse...
See that big pile of manure? Maybe you can find one in there if you dig enough.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 26, 2017 11:15 PM (CKGym)
I like KFC, Popeye's ad my version.
All 3 are tasty. Here in the Adirondacks near Lake George (aka Tourism Inc) there's a buttload of various eateries. This area caters to vacationers, there being little else to sustain life.
So the hospitality industry has been very carefully developed over the years.
We would flat cease to exist should that disappear.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 11:15 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:15 PM (kP16F)
Well it tastes like it. Unlike KFC which tastes like greasy cat vomit would probably taste like.
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM
Who's gonna cut their grass and trim their hedges?
Jeez!!!
Posted by: Paolo at April 26, 2017 11:15 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Belize at April 26, 2017 11:16 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:16 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 10:34 PM (BO/km)
You must be frequenting the hacked Russian establishments. Our outlets only provide the best in nice crispy fried chicken.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 10:50 PM (n3hky)
>>>>>
Dept of Ag called and wanted to check the quality assurance of your pecker inspectors.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 26, 2017 11:16 PM (KGHbZ)
everyone knows that 'KFC' in Russian is an anagram for KGB. Also that
Putin is an anagram for input, and don't they put the chicken in the
deep fryer?
Posted by: mallfly the 57th at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (b7fwp)
I admit that is true, but only true of Deep State KFC...which is not traditional. We...the purveyors of traditional ways, only provide 100% American crispy fried chicken...whick is nice.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (yfA0B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (GgzGa)
IMO, tourism doesn't count. Extraction of natural resources (yeah, I'm looking at you, KSA) doesn't count. Those are windfalls arising from the grace of God, and not a reflection of sound economic and social policies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (SRKgf)
So the hospitality industry has been very carefully developed over the years.
We would flat cease to exist should that disappear.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Is the 1776 Tavern still there? A friend of mine got really, really drunk there one night.
Posted by: Belize at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Guys from 4chan at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (1JnAL)
Outstanding. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (48QDY)
terrible. Then it was less terrible. Then it was fine. Now, it's back
to GREAT.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM (smD62)
Was it the ice cube rolled in sugar? Because I can do that...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)
My fervent wish as a young child was to not be kidnapped by aliens and be treated as a lab specimen.
Odd, I should be happier for achieving that.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (qjZZO)
Whatever disease it is that infests Washington, they've got it.
Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: ibguy at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (Tnhbr) fnord (Tnhbr)
Go to eBaumsWorld and search for "falling off seesaw."
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (SRKgf)
That doesn't work, because under that definition you'd have to include most of Califor- wait, nevermind."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (7dpmG)
My fervent wish as a young child was to not be kidnapped by aliens and be treated as a lab specimen.
Odd, I should be happier for achieving that.
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Anal probes are still a possibility.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:19 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (rF0hx)
Yeah. But wings are $2.59 a pound.
If they could just figure out how to get 6 wings on a bird....
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 11:19 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrowpoon at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (2qHjF)
oh, boy, Tucker again, Maxine Waters on the air with Chris Hayes wondering if Jason Chaffetz is a Russian agent.
Posted by: mallfly the 57th at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (b7fwp)
What about sub-Saharan Africa, or South America? Straight up Third World.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 10:54 PM (SRKgf)
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I wouldn't call Chile, Uruguay, or even Argentina "3rd World."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 11:03 PM (0jtPF)
I think the nature of a country's toilets could be used to define first, second and third world. If the majority of bowel movements are in a hole in the ground--it's third world. Now, if what I've heard about Japanese toilets is true that would make Japan first world+
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (nBr1j)
>>>if Trump topples PRNK that would be a big fookin deal
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (yfA0B)<<<
No way. I have physique of a Weebre -- I wobbre but I don't farr down.
Posted by: Littler Kim at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: ibguy at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (qjZZO) fnord (qjZZO)
Talk about timing!
Posted by: Alien Researcher Currently Hovering Over You at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2017 11:15 PM (BO/km)
The hacked Russian establishment were not able to hack our original recipes of n57 herbs and spices. I have heard that their attempt resulted in something that tastes like greasy cat vomit.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:21 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:21 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 26, 2017 11:21 PM (KGHbZ)
131 Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity!
Posted by: Macron at April 26, 2017 10:42 PM (Tyii7)
...wiping off iPad screen...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Okay--I accept your premise that the GOP doesn't want the wall. But why don't they?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:09 PM
Chamber of Commerce
Club for Growth
CATO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
Don't forget about running into us on the DC cocktail party circuit.
Posted by: NYTimes and WaPo Editorial Writers at April 26, 2017 11:22 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:18 PM (Tnhbr)
Clearly, you've never been to a Third World country. California, despite being overrun with Third World types, doesn't (yet) have that problem. Italy is halfway to Third World status: drivers straddle lane markings, and only move into their own goddamned lanes when someone else approaches.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:22 PM (SRKgf)
The quiz is online, so it goes live at 9pm and I have to email my response by 945.
Had my last tango class for a while. (the new session starts in a few weeks but my new school term will interfere) My new plan is to try and get out to a few Friday night open forge sessions down in Pasadena.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:22 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (JZdsf)
It's a sock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:22 PM (rF0hx)
Tried to weed whack; the extension cord I wanted to use is NFG and needs a new end.
Tried to fix the mower handle; need a new bolt.
The motion sensor light in the yard is not working.
While looking for a shim, a small crowbar dropped onto my big toe. I was barefoot. I hurt myself and now my toe is blue.
Score:
Shibumi= 0
House=4
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
Ummm.... Excuse me?
Posted by: Manfred Mann at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrowpoon at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (2VN2E)
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Also, temples full of monkeys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: mallfly the 57th at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (b7fwp)
Of course. That's why he's quitting.
Then he's moving to Leningrad.
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
M'aiq cannot explain how *all* states can be the worst, but they are.
Mind you, most other places are even more worst, which also defies logic.
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (nBr1j)/i]
Discarded tires in the road are another good indication.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods
Plenty of 2 legged cattle ...
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Adriane the Trans-Species Critic ... at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (2VN2E)
Shibumi= 0
House=4
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (FkAXz)
Hardware store...
Winning!!!!
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (2VN2E)
There's a Korean family in my church that always bring Korean chicken to our potlucks. And no it doesn't come with Jello salad on the side.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (biROV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
AoSHQ Style Book says he must be referred to as "Enron Economic Advisor Paul Krugman"
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
Packing a shitload (?) of Imodium is another. As is thinking twice before drinking any water.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
When I was in the Army it was illegal for soldiers to be homosexual. Later on after I got out it was "Don't ask, don't tell." Is it a requirement now??
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:27 PM (c8poN)
Although the Airplane's lyrics in that song were pretty much in-your-face Communism.
But Gracie sure was hawt back in those days.
Dream Weaver was from 1972? That doesn't seem right. I could have sworn that it was from 1975 or 76.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 11:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:27 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (nBr1j)<<<
Wait, that sounds like Clownifornia, too.
Lena Dunham, antifa-fatsos, etc etc
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 26, 2017 11:27 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Any state in the Orient.
*mic drop
Posted by: golfman at April 26, 2017 11:28 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:28 PM (nBr1j)
oh, boy, Tucker again, Maxine Waters on the air with Chris Hayes wondering if Jason Chaffetz is a Russian agent.
Posted by: mallfly the 57th at April 26, 2017 11:20 PM (b7fwp)
You mean like this? Ate there last week. Yummy.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jvqhh7a
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 11:28 PM (0deF2)
"A drunk man was arrested for knocking over Silicon Valley’s crime-fighting robot"
Puny robot.
http://tinyurl.com/kbyxcns
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:28 PM (OdK9v)
So much cotton going unpicked ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
or you're heading into the Rockies. Holy hell, I need to go camping. Been too long.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 26, 2017 11:28 PM (cpAMo)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 11:13 PM
That's the spirit!
And there is nothing wrong with being "the nice girl". A nice, sweet woman with intelligence is far more attractive than a "10" with no substance. The nice girl turns it up to 11.
(And Chick-fil-a is some good stuff. Because: hate.)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 26, 2017 11:29 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2017 11:26 PM (2VN2E)
I remember when I was a kid and riding in the car with my dad. When someone blew their horn at him, he didn't get pissed. He just said, "Horn works. Now try your brakes."
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
I bet you can't find any fried chicken in Berkley.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrowpoon at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (2qHjF)
I'm afraid, for the time being, that you are correct. Antifa mobs have found that nice crispy fried chicken discriminates against Native Americans and those who self identify as chickens.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 11:30 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:30 PM (kP16F)
I told my boys: no matter how hot she is, you can't bonk her all the time. At some point, you've got to talk with her.
Think about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Shrieking natives with burning tires around their necks. 3rd world.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:31 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 11:27 PM
Yeah, 75... though it gained traction on the radio in 76.
Posted by: otho at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:30 PM (SRKgf)
Do you know the definition of eternity?
"The time between when you come and she leaves."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (rF0hx)
Probably won't be visiting during the day for a while.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (S/hVx)
If the toenail is blue and the pain is intense, you'll want to relieve the pressure. Trust Me. Heat the business end of a safety pin red hot in a match flame. Let it cool. Then punch or drill, more or less, a hole in the nail, it will bleed, and your toe will feel and heal much better.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (c8poN)
Bojangles has very good fast food chicken.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:12 PM
His dog up and died
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (IqV8l)
He drinks a bit.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 26, 2017 11:33 PM (brIR5)
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Also, temples full of monkeys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:24 PM (JZdsf)
Street gutters full of piss and shit.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 26, 2017 11:33 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
or you're heading into the Rockies. Holy hell, I need to go camping. Been too long.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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If you have to pack the used paper out with you, then 1st World, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:33 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:34 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: irongrampa
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So, I picked a good day to mow the lawn, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:34 PM (OdK9v)
"The time between when you come and she leaves."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (rF0hx)
Good one!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:34 PM (SRKgf)
IIRC, sterilizing with alcohol works OK too ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at April 26, 2017 11:35 PM (AoK0a)
If the toenail is blue and the pain is intense, you'll want to relieve the pressure. Trust Me. Heat the business end of a safety pin red hot in a match flame. Let it cool. Then punch or drill, more or less, a hole in the nail, it will bleed, and your toe will feel and heal much better.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (c8poN)
I can do you one better. I was hit in the face with the business end of a shovel today.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT)
@ Miley and Tickled Pink-You guys need to get out and shake your ass a little. If you guys were anywhere near the Bay Area I'd drag both of your asses out for a good time.
Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2017 11:35 PM (Xrqz7)
Shibumi= 0
House=4
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (FkAXz)
Was your house built on an Indian graveyard?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (SRKgf)
"The time between when you come and she leaves."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (rF0hx)
Good one!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:34 PM (SRKgf)
My mother's definition of eternity was: two people and one ham.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (OdK9v)
Only if it is a subungal hematoma.
If it's not at best you have a hole in your nail and at worst you have stuck a needle into a fracture hematoma and risk infection in the bone...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (biROV)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (c8poN)
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (FkAXz)<<<
Oh, sorry I wasn't around earlier.
Posted by: Bruce (that's right, I said it) Jenner at April 26, 2017 11:37 PM (Od+LM)
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Stressed over money, so I'm doing everything myself.
Stressed over the work I do have since my boss is kind of messing with things.
Stressed because in June, I'm probably going to have to talk to my awful former boss, although we now pretend to like each other.
Stressed because the cat has to go to the very pricey specialist tomorrow.
Stressed means that once and a while, I'm kind of half-assing it and not in the mood, so I'm not taking the time I need.
Stressed also means I'm a klutz.
Winning=Menards
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:37 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:33 PM (OdK9v)
First World + park ranger watching.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)
I guess they got over it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 10:55 PM (OdK9v)
Mercedes-Benz is a 100+ y/o company.
AMG started, Fifty Years Ago, as an independent "Tuning & Performance" shop, specializing in souping up the engines, suspensions and later, aerodynamics, on various Benz platforms.
The got so good at it, becoming a worldwide success, that Mercedes began to support them with R&D, showroom sales support and such.
And then, Mercedes just flat bought the entire AMG concern, bring it fully in house as a separate internal entity. It still does the same job, but now the profits stay within Mercedes-Benz.
*The More You Know* /jingle
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
The safety pin thing doesn't work if your eyes hurt!!!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at April 26, 2017 11:37 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (SRKgf)
I think he has you located in the Bay Area....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:38 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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You're supposed to duck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:38 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:39 PM (c8poN)
Probably won't be visiting during the day for a while.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (S/hVx)
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Cant blame you for that, IG. Much pearl clutching going on today.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 11:39 PM (8LaD4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 11:38 PM (rF0hx)
It would seem so. Fortunately that's no longer the case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:39 PM (SRKgf)
The left is winning the culture war while the Trumpists are losing everything - healthcare reform, the border wall and every Trump executive order.
Nothing accomplished in the first 100 days.
I'm pretty pissed at Trump for letting me down.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (xIgOy
___
Concern
[x] Noted
[ ] Not Noted
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:39 PM (TmDjK)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (c8poN)
Not quite. You use the red-hot pin to burn a hole through the nail. There are no nerve endings in the nail, nor in the bubble of blood that lies beneath it to make it blue. There is no pain. And as soon as the blood hits the hot nail, it quenches it, so if you push too far, and touch the nail bed, where there are nerve endings, the pin is no longer red hot.
It really works well. Had it done to me, and have since done it for myself. Instant relief of the throbbing pain. Instant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 11:40 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:40 PM (TmDjK)
I resent their "The best...or nothing at all" ads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:40 PM (OdK9v)
--
Thank you Common Tater and In Vino Veritits.
I'm bruised in the area between the joint and the toenail. The toenail itself is fine. Plus... it was a small crowbar, and it only fell a short distance-not even a foot. A few years ago, I dropped a can of vegetables from shelf height and that landed on my toe. That was super unpleasant.
Sigh.
I either need a plastic bubble to keep from injuring myself or a really large income to contract this crap out.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:41 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2017 11:17 PM (JZdsf)
It's a sock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Really? Heh, pretty good. I was fooled.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (c8poN)
Probably won't be visiting during the day for a while.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (S/hVx)
All I remember was trying to sexualize Ace and being ignored. Did I miss an orgy? DAMNIT!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver
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Was here briefly during the TheJamesMadison-paloosa.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (OdK9v)
I either need a plastic bubble to keep from injuring myself or a really large income to contract this crap out.
Posted by: shibumi
Shoes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (IqV8l)
Not quite. You use the red-hot pin to burn a hole through the nail. There are no nerve endings in the nail, nor in the bubble of blood that lies beneath it to make it blue. There is no pain. And as soon as the blood hits the hot nail, it quenches it, so if you push too far, and touch the nail bed, where there are nerve endings, the pin is no longer red hot.
It really works well. Had it done to me, and have since done it for myself. Instant relief of the throbbing pain. Instant.
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Oh my.
Thank you AOP. I have not had to do this yet, but I tend to mess up my feet a lot, and probably need to know how to do this.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:14 PM (SRKgf)
New York is a third world country?
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (SfJSp)
I either need a plastic bubble to keep from injuring myself or a really large income to contract this crap out.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:41 PM (FkAXz)<<<
Maybe just steel-toed stompy boots?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (Od+LM)
Pain is best relieved by shooting heroin into your eyeball.
Er, I mean, shooting whomever is giving you the eyeball about your heroin.
Or something like that.
I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2017 11:44 PM (biROV)
Score:
Shibumi= 0
House=4
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:23 PM (FkAXz)
Did you have to call for a toe truck?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2017 11:44 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2017 11:25 PM (wB8Tg)
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everyone also things they are above average at everything
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:44 PM (TmDjK)
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (FkAXz)
As Bertram Cabot said, "shoes."
And/or yank your foot back when a heavy object falls near your feet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2017 11:44 PM (Xrqz7)
Posted by: shibumi
Shoes
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Sigh. I know.
I.
Hate.
Shoes.
I have hated them my entire life and in a perfect world, I would be barefoot all the time, and only wear socks when I was in bed.
Cold feet.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin
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AtC probably has some with sequins.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (OdK9v)
Probably won't be visiting during the day for a while.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 11:32 PM (S/hVx)
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Cant blame you for that, IG. Much pearl clutching going on today.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 11:39 PM (8LaD4)
Pearl-clutching about what? 'Splain yourselves!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (SfJSp)
Pretty much, yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)
I read somewhere once that Bundy would dig up some of his victims and.. shall we say... ah, do things.. by the light of his cars headlights. I stopped reading about serial killers about that time.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (c8poN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's
Yes, and there's no need for the question mark.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 11:46 PM (GgzGa)
Hate.
Shoes.
I have hated them
my entire life and in a perfect world, I would be barefoot all the time,
and only wear socks when I was in bed.
Cold feet.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz)<<<
**squirt**
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 26, 2017 11:46 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2017 11:44 PM (Xrqz7)
Used to be, and in fact grew up there, but thank God escaped.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:47 PM (SRKgf)
And/or yank your foot back when a heavy object falls near your feet.
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That made me laugh. I needed it. Thank you Deplorable Jay Guevara!
/at some point, I'll be on a telethon for People Who Injure Themselves Because They're Klutzes Who Don't Like Shoes. We'll just be asking for plastic bubbles, since we don't like shoes and will always be klutzes.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:47 PM (FkAXz)
Thank you AOP. I have not had to do this yet, but I tend to mess up my feet a lot, and probably need to know how to do this.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (FkAXz)
If you have smashed a finger or toe badly enough that the nail turns black or blue, you are going to lose the nail, sooner or later, because blood has separated the nail from the nail bed that supports it. The nail bed will eventually grow a new nail. So you do the pin trick to relieve the pain in the meantime.
If the nail has not turned color, don't do the pin trick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2017 11:47 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:47 PM (SfJSp)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (c8poN)
Love trumps hate!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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You're supposed to duck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:38 PM (OdK9v)
Didn't see it coming.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 11:48 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 26, 2017 11:48 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:47 PM (SfJSp)
El Paso wasn't too bad, as long as you kept your distance from Chihuahua plates...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:43 PM (SfJSp)
Pretty much, yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (SRKgf)
____
40% of NYC residents were born outside the US. So yeah pretty much.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (TmDjK)
Posted by: Knightscope K5 at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (qjZZO)
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (yfA0B)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 26, 2017 11:50 PM (WuVew)
40% of NYC residents were born outside the US. So yeah pretty much.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (TmDjK)
And the ones who were born in NYC have never been outside of NYC.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 11:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
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That made me laugh. I needed it. Thank you Deplorable Jay Guevara!
since we don't like shoes and will always be klutzes.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:47 PM (FkAXz)
Having said that, I used to do exactly the opposite as a young assistant prof. If I or one of my students dropped a round-bottomed flask ($) I'd interpose my foot between it and the floor to (successfully) break the fall and prevent it from breaking. I was scratching for every dollar of research support then, and doing so helped save a few bucks!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:51 PM (SRKgf)
Thirdworld status? Gasoline or diesel, sold out in 2 litre soda bottles by 5 year olds on the side of the road.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2017 11:51 PM (c8poN)
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Becuase of my occasional crapjob, I have several pairs of steel toed stompy boots and shoes.
Do I wear them?
Hell no.
/perhaps I could get an early check in at the nursing home...
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:52 PM (FkAXz)
Domincan Rep.
China
Mexico
Haiti
Jamaica
Guyana
India
Russia
Bangladesh
Pretty much the definition of 3rd World.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:52 PM (TmDjK)
Very fine control, safe and sanitary. Unfortunately no grade school tales, flames, burning hair odors or other man card idiotic acts involved.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 26, 2017 11:53 PM (TJx8f)
Posted by: Morigu at April 26, 2017 11:53 PM (x6Ax6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone
You have not been to DC Metro area during rush hour?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 11:55 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (Tnhbr)
Ah the Brown lights of Jaurez at night. As a kid I asked my Dad why their lights were so yellowish and he said they were socialists and their light bulbs sicked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:55 PM (SfJSp)
If your water supply is full of Hepatitis, Typhoid and Sperm, you're in a Third World country occupied by UN troops.
Or San Francisco.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2017 11:56 PM (biROV)
Not in CA or TX. In Georgia. Doomed we are as a nation.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:56 PM (TmDjK)
I was in a taxi in Shanghai that made a right turn across the mole or two of cyclists to his right, knocking flying one cyclist who got up and yelled something that was probably something like, "Good one!"
The taxi driver didn't stop, or bat an eyelash, but just carried on driving. I slumped down in the seat out of embarrassment.
I guess when you've got a billion people a few here or there don't really matter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 11:55 PM (pY+s4)
That is one I have missed. Bad for a stick shift, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 11:57 PM (SfJSp)
40% of NYC residents were born outside the US. So yeah pretty much.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:49 PM (TmDjK)
And the ones who were born in NYC have never been outside of NYC.
Posted by: rickl
When my parents live in NYC (early 60's), they went to a dinner party once. One of the guests asked where they were from. My mom answers "New Castle Pa, near Pittsburgh". The lady then asks her "is that near LA?". My mom chuckled, then realized she was serious. So mom answered "about 3000 miles east". NYC is a bit insular.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 11:58 PM (pY+s4)
world, I would be barefoot all the time, and only wear socks when I was
in bed.
Cold feet.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz)
I read somewhere that women are more orgasmic when they're wearing socks.
Or was that a dream?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:58 PM (TmDjK)
Here's a sample of one of the messages:
IF YOU ARE GOING TOMORROW
WEAR A HELMET
WEAR SOMETHING UNDER YOUR CLOTHES TO PROTECT FROM STABBING
there were several people stabbed on April 15 and it could have easily been fatal. Protect yourself, Antifa want us all dead.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 11:59 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: shibumi
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You're only a step away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:59 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone
The very worst I've ever seen: Boston, by far. Guys in the gym used to brag about how many accidents they'd been in. To a Californian, that was like bragging about how many bouts of impotence you'd had.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857268461222998016
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857268561085116417
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857268741465395200
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857268886537940992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857269083192131585
Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2017 12:00 AM (AOrEZ)
Or was that a dream?
--
LOl. Way better than my usual explanation of "not the best circulation. "
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 12:00 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:00 AM (kP16F)
Or was that a dream?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
That was on this very blog.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2017 12:01 AM (xVuS6)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857269192889970688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857269334263070723
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857269419655016448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/857269493927727104
Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2017 12:01 AM (AOrEZ)
http://johnderbyshire.com/Treehouse/page.html
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2017 12:02 AM (R+30W)
There is something weird going on there with that Macron guy. I was reading about the "Hot For Teacher" thing, indeed just like any of the similar things that seem to happen all the time now, and, besides that, there's something else not right there.
All those hot-for-teacher things take me back to high school. 10th grade algebra teacher. Hot as hell. Smoking. She always wondered why some of us boys, who could get in so much trouble with the other teachers, were so well-behaved in her class.
She'd sit on her desk in front of the class sometimes. She never wore skirts that were slutty short, but they were short enough that you could see the beginning. Sort of a tease when she sat down just so sometimes.
My greatest fear was that she'd call on me and make stand up when my imagination had been thus provoked.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2017 12:02 AM (aKqWT)
As an aside, when traveling back roads in WV, coal trucks have absolute right of way, and they tend to travel fast with little regard for center lines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 12:02 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2017 12:02 AM (pY+s4)
April 26, 1994, Grace Slick pleaded guilty to pointing a shotgun at police in her California home. She claimed she was under stress because her home had burned down the previous year. She was later sentenced to 200 hours of community service and told to attend four Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week for three months. via thisdayinmusic.com
This is kind of funny. I've always heard that if you go to AA and say "I'm here because the judge made me," they'll throw you out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2017 12:03 AM (qazQh)
We had moped drivers carry us around. They would wait for you, several hours. A dollar tip was big money. After about a week, a new crew of moped drivers was installed outside our hotel in the morning. A little rougher looking. I think a little persuasian was involved. When a politician in this country talks about "poverty" I want to puke.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2017 12:04 AM (c8poN)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:04 AM (biROV)
http://johnderbyshire.com/Treehouse/page.html
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Probably sits up there with his Mossberg Model 500, hoping some NRO dude will wander onto the property.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 12:04 AM (OdK9v)
Or was that a dream?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
That was on this very blog.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2017 12:01 AM (xVuS6)
Full circle, then.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2017 11:36 PM (OdK9v)
--------------------------------
FINALLY, a sensible definition that everyone can agree on.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2017 12:05 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:04 AM (biROV)
A sigh can also be a lack of interest.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:06 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:08 AM (kP16F)
Or was that a dream?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
I will never read the Wall of Shame, for that category, quite the same way, ever again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:08 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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Yeah, finally, even I had to get out of there.
Posted by: Dr. Idi Amin Dada at April 27, 2017 12:08 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:08 AM (biROV)
A shapely woman wearing knee high socks and nothing else?
Yeah that'll do....
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 27, 2017 12:09 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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I couldn't either...until now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 12:10 AM (OdK9v)
I can't imagine socks being in any way sexual...
Oh ye of little imagination.
As Kimberly Guilfoyle said to Beckel yesterday, "Open yo' mind, Bobbeh!" Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2017 12:11 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:11 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 27, 2017 12:13 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 27, 2017 12:13 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
If only he took the same precuation as his chickens, he'd still be alive today.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 12:13 AM (vRcUp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:08 AM (v5iqM)
And yet, it's always the men who take Top Ten in that category.
<removes one sock>
What? I get hot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:14 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 12:14 AM (vRcUp)
Concur with above votes. Boston does have the worst drivers.
Not only are they bereft of any meaningful skill behind the wheel, they're highly aggressive, rude and utter assholes in motion.
I want to own the ammo concession for the mini-gun emplacement at the 128/I-93 interchange.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:14 AM (v5iqM)
I'm sleepy after my mega-workout today and need to get up early tomorrow to finish work I'm too sleepy to do tonight.
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2017 12:15 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:16 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 27, 2017 12:17 AM (o9xsb)
Posted by: qdpsteve
nope, we just sign the paper and some of us say, "that's how we got here, too."
Posted by: multi-million friends of Bill W. at April 27, 2017 12:17 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:16 AM (kP16F)
Whiskey and river water flavored?
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 27, 2017 12:17 AM (SfJSp)
Ya know, in certain third world countries, chickens in garter belts and stocking are considered sex symbols...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:17 AM (biROV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2017 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
Sock it to me! I'm homosocksual.
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 27, 2017 12:18 AM (vRcUp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:14 AM (v5iqM)
I think 128 got converted to I-95 somehow, because I couldn't find it on the map.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
So once more, we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--with good reason, despite what the naysayers blurt out.
In case you hadn't noticed, winning the election will turn out to be the EASY part. Hard part is commencing.
So keep this in mind--we're an exceptional country, most exceptional on the planet, with an extraordinary people. We're going to prevail in our task because of those 2 things mentioned above.
Because we are Americans, we are denied the option of failure.
Never forget that.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 27, 2017 12:19 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:22 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
Likely. I've not been up there since '94.
Used to stay often and at length, at the Burlington Marriott, and that was most certainly on 128. I'd ride East, and go 'round the cloverleaf to 93 North, and exit at Wilmington, MA, corporate HQ.
Could go there again w/o a map, except for all the road changes, Big Dig, no Green Monster, etc. My landmarks would be all verklempt.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:17 AM (biROV)
Well, the truth be told, one difference between teasing erotica and freaky porn is that one uses feathers and the other utilizes the whole chicken
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2017 12:23 AM (qjZZO)
And goodnight too!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2017 12:23 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2017 12:26 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2017 12:27 AM (IqV8l)
So once more, we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--with good reason, despite what the naysayers blurt out.
In case you hadn't noticed, winning the election will turn out to be the EASY part. Hard part is commencing.
So keep this in mind--we're an exceptional country, most exceptional on the planet, with an extraordinary people. We're going to prevail in our task because of those 2 things mentioned above.
Because we are Americans, we are denied the option of failure.
Never forget that.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 27, 2017 12:19 AM (S/hVx)
Inspiring words, Irongranpa. Thanks.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 27, 2017 12:27 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)
Whew! I'm glad I quit sticking myself with pins. (Now I just cut.)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at April 27, 2017 12:28 AM (zy9vb)
I've heard of gals (in a certain business) selling their panties as a sideline. I wonder if any of them sell their socks?
Oh, asking for a friend, of course.
I'll ask Dick Morris and Quentin what's his name. They'll know if anybody does.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 27, 2017 12:30 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:30 AM (biROV)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:22 AM (kP16F)
The Japanese are working on a prototype, I understand. A labratory trick for now I admit . . .
https://youtu.be/nIaIVhNDAJI
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2017 12:31 AM (qjZZO)
Good, we will deep fry in the tasty shade!"
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
We band of brothers on this St. Crispy Day~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2017 12:32 AM (GgzGa)
road changes, Big Dig, no Green Monster, etc. My landmarks would be all
verklempt.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)
The Big Dig changed everything. Last time I was there was in '99. Ramps changed several times a month, they said. Luckily a local friend was chauffering. Traffic was so bad we had to drive through a red light coming down into Chinatown. And that was in front of a cop.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
The best I could offer would pale in compare.
Love, Horde.
Hasta la nite nite!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2017 12:32 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Werner Von Braun at April 27, 2017 12:33 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 27, 2017 12:35 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Sounds like a Boolean call.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2017 12:38 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Sounds like a Boolean call.
He wants to debug your complier...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:39 AM (biROV)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at April 27, 2017 12:40 AM (zy9vb)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:41 AM (biROV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 27, 2017 12:41 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:44 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2017 12:46 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2017 12:47 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2017 12:49 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:49 AM (biROV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 12:51 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:49 AM (biROV)
Would a chicken dildo be a cloacaing device?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2017 12:52 AM (0deF2)
Miley, the stigma exists only in your heart. Let it go, be free, grow into who you are and who you will become.
And tell everyone you're from New Hampshire.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:53 AM (biROV)
No doubt! Perhaps a strap on dildo the fits a rooster's chin...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:54 AM (biROV)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 12:55 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 12:55 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)
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I dunno.
But you could do what I do.
I subtract 2 years from my age on account of the two I spent in Philadelphia. I figure those don't count.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
Not in CA or TX. In Georgia. Doomed we are as a nation.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:56 PM (TmDjK)
There's entire towns in Florida like that, too, where nobody that lives in them speaks any English. We're allowing the creation of an Americastan in our own back yards, and nobody seems to notice.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 12:55 AM (Fj+94)
Times of Israel say it is them. No link, sorry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:57 AM (biROV)
Arab media claims its Israel
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 12:57 AM (Fj+94)
And tell everyone you're from New Hampshire.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 12:53 AM (biROV)
I went to school in the Live Free Or Die State. I suppose I could pass as one of them.
On the other hand, I wasn't born in New England, and I haven't lived in Massachusetts for 30 years.
Perhaps it's faded. Never even heard the term "Masshole" until teh Interwebz.
I need a new state to live in. Still looking for a Moron in the Florida panhandle whose brain I can pick. Pensacola, maybe. Anyone?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:58 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 12:59 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (kP16F)
That's only in Hordeworld. IRL it's 22 years.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc)
The Derb built a treehouse. Blogged about it step by step with photos.
Not bad for an old guy who makes his living sitting in a chair.
http://johnderbyshire.com/Treehouse/page.html
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2017 12:02 AM (R+30W)
I can't build anything (absolutely no false modesty here -- proven truth) but my Dad is an engineer as are many guys in my family and friends. I admire people who can build stuff.
I loved this treehouse. The blogging about it, the perseverance and the love that went into it. What a Dad!
Recent days and weeks hugely stressful. But this made me smile. Thanks. Have a good night all.
Posted by: gracepc at April 27, 2017 01:00 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 01:00 AM (kP16F)
See ya all. Just dropped in after several months. See ya again sometime, at least on the ONT.
Check 6, stay frosty, breath in serenity breath out bullshit...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 27, 2017 01:04 AM (biROV)
Posted by: ThunderB
Let's hope their aim is good.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 27, 2017 01:04 AM (wTwJ2)
But you could do what I do.
I subtract 2 years from my age on account of the two I spent in Philadelphia. I figure those don't count.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
It has been suggested that I do a Rosary of 50 rounds for each year I lived in Mass, mea culpa.
I Can Do That.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 01:04 AM (tHwdc)
I Can Do That.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 01:04 AM
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That just might exorcise the demons!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2017 01:08 AM (0jtPF)
Hail Brady,full of wicked awesomeness,
Pray for us Massholes, now and at the two minute warning...
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 27, 2017 01:09 AM (a3sfz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 01:09 AM (kP16F)
I think kids are good. I think we want more kids. Lets not prevent their lives. Speaking as an IVF dad.
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2017 01:10 AM (QCc6B)
Damascus Airport explosions could be the start of this. There are numerous sources claiming this was a strike by Israel. Since this just happened in the last couple hours we'll have to wait for more info but it appears something is actually happening as it has been picked up by Reuters: https://goo.gl/V8bwCv
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 27, 2017 01:10 AM (6sBpp)
I Can Do That.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 01:04 AM (tHwdc)
I have never been a big rosary prayer. But I was pretty sick the last three years -- lots of drs, hospitals, needles and endless scans, scans, scans. Early on I was waiting for some scans and needed to be mentally elsewhere. I started saying the rosary, using my fingers to keep track. Not perfect, but offered. I do it all the time now if I am waiting or stressed or just whenever. Calming. And,of course, I believe it helped with the healing.50 rounds for each year lived. WOW, 50 x 29 !
Posted by: gracepc at April 27, 2017 01:12 AM (OU4q6)
Once visited a kibbutz on Lake Tiberias. Nice place.
Anyway, this reminds me that I have no f***ing idea what surface-surface missile systems Israel has (of this sort, I mean).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2017 01:14 AM (+wjl1)
I agree. It should make care for premature children both cheaper and more effective. The downsides are mostly theoretical, and the upsides are very real.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 27, 2017 01:16 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2017 01:16 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2017 01:17 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2017 01:17 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 27, 2017 01:09 AM (kP16F)
But I have not demanded that you solve for x...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 01:21 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 01:21 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 01:24 AM (IcT7t)
Not in CA or TX. In Georgia. Doomed we are as a nation.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 11:56 PM (TmDjK)
There's entire towns in Florida like that, too, where nobody that lives in them speaks any English. We're allowing the creation of an Americastan in our own back yards, and nobody seems to notice.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 27, 2017 12:56 AM (J+mig)
Mrs. Mis Hum was verbally accosted by a Somali woman in St Paul tonight. That was exciting, NOT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 01:25 AM (voOPb)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/26/ disturbing-sex-trend-called-stealthing-rise/100921352/
Quote from the shameless "news story" that does nothing but repeat unverified claims from activists:
"A disturbing new bedroom trend involves men secretly taking off their condoms during consensual sex, and sometimes later bragging about it online.
The nonconsensual practice, which is called "stealthing," is on the rise, according to a new report in Columbia Journal of Gender and Law.
Lead author Alexandra Brodsky said while the law is largely silent on the practice of "stealthing," she believes it should be considered a form of sexual assault and could violate several civil and criminal laws.
...
The study also pointed to online forums where men often brag about removing a condom during sex or offer advice on how to get away with it. Some of the men in the forum have even suggested it's their right to, "spread one's seed"."
Uh-huh. Because every man wants to have to pay child support to every bimbo for 18 years after every sex act.
Totally made up garbage.
This is why you got Trump.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2017 01:25 AM (DQ4Fv)
Did you break the blog with the link in your nic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 01:30 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
I guess it depends on how long. Once upon a time, I put a potato in for, I thought, 7 minutes. Actually, I entered 70 minutes. Potato turned into a smoke grenade after about 25 minutes. It had glowing coals in the center.
Fortunately, I was home alone.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 27, 2017 01:33 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at April 27, 2017 01:35 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 01:36 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 27, 2017 01:33 AM (di1hb)
So I'm not the only person who hit a wrong button or 2 on a microwave? Good to know. Glad you're house is still standing Iron Mike.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 01:39 AM (voOPb)
Did you break the blog with the link in your nic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The blog still seems to be working fine, so I guess the answer is "no."
Now excuse me, I've got something to do -- these tailpipes aren't gonna rape themselves!
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2017 01:40 AM (DQ4Fv)
Totally made up garbage.
This is why you got Trump.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2017 01:25 AM (DQ4Fv)
The whole article is annoying. Supposedly taking off the condom is "sexual assault". How long before guys are going to jail because the condom fell off?
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 27, 2017 01:40 AM (+azJs)
Deep State / M.I.C.
Hillary wanted the no-fly zone so it would have all happened much sooner. There is no stopping this...
#petrodollar
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 27, 2017 01:41 AM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 27, 2017 01:40 AM (+azJs)
So I'm guessing a blow job is out of the question? Just asking for a friend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 01:42 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: gracepc at April 27, 2017 01:12 AM (OU4q6)
Um...I meant 50 rounds of .38 Spl.
You know, to compensate for Mass. gun control.
Sorry for the misunderstanding. But the Rosary itself is a great way to focus on God rather than the trials at hand. Bless you!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)
Need to re-pot the butterfly bush & some achillea and coreopsis.
Spelling b optional on all plant names.
How was the visit?
Posted by: Adriane the Farmin B Hard Critic ... at April 27, 2017 01:54 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 01:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
As long as I am managing partner of the ONT I can give up world dominance unti I retire
The various memberships keep me going
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 01:56 AM (voOPb)
Little guy tore the place apart. Like usual. We read some books, watched a movie, made some bubbles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 01:59 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Adriane the World Domination Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:03 AM (AoK0a)
HA. No need for apology. I did not read top down -- just skimming. Guns/God. Both good.
Posted by: gracepc at April 27, 2017 02:03 AM (OU4q6)
If he's old enough, hand kneading pizza dough might use up some energy & be the basis for lunch ...
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:04 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2017 02:07 AM (VdICR)
: -))
Not quite there yet. He's only 2 1/2. He does like watching the guy kneading the dough at one pizza joint we frequent. I'm thinking when he's tall enough to see the top of the counter maybe.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 02:08 AM (IcT7t)
Build that dang wall.
Bring back the Bell Burger.
*2 am seems a good time to advocate lost causes*
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 27, 2017 02:25 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: Skeleton at April 27, 2017 02:26 AM (d76uN)
Hmmm, I coulda used the weed whacker to clear the table quicker.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 27, 2017 02:28 AM (wTwJ2)
Well, as I noted, there have been festivities in Syria for some time now. First war zone since Germany 1945 where Russian and American soldiers were both active against (mostly) the same adversaries. Even had a Russian aircraft shot down by a NATO country.
Not going to be a war between major powers there. Several sub-plots of interest only to locals, but otherwise it's all about Iran. All of it. At least to us, Israel, and a few regional partners.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2017 02:28 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 02:30 AM (d76uN)
NO MORE PREQUELS!!!!
Fedoras for men!
Increased chocolate rations !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Lost Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:32 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Lost Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:33 AM (AoK0a)
Yep. Should have 'adopted' a grandkid years ago.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 02:37 AM (IcT7t)
Ka-Zooom baby
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 02:44 AM (voOPb)
Then one day, bop bop bop!
She's banging / tapping her bottle on the crib.
So I take the bottle and ask her, "more milk?" and she nods yes.
Down to the kitchen, clean bottle, refill, take it back upstairs and hand it to her.
She takes the bottle and looks up at me and says, "Good girl! GOOD GIRL!" and pops the bottle in her mouth.
I barely made it out the door before I just lost it.
Called the hubby and said, " Well, we can quit worrying. I think she has this language thing all figured out."
She's currently over in Europe, USAF.
Need to send her another care package.
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Lost Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:46 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 02:48 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Adriane the Lost Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:55 AM (AoK0a)
My kitty is snoring,
Such domestic bliss,
But to most people, boring ...
Good night all. Stay sane ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lost Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:56 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2017 02:59 AM (IcT7t)
I applaud their purpose and courage, but hope to heck they don't go too far and of course, hope the other side doesn't.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 27, 2017 03:16 AM (GzDYP)
Not that I oppose strength and force in the ME fight. But you'd think with so many Congresscritters willing to cough up dollars in far away places for national security that they could attend to coughing up a few pesos in comparison to safeguard us at our own borders. Failure to secure the border (which includes building a secure "wall") a national security concern ,
We should argue national security. We should also stop calling it a wall. It is so much more than that, from what I hear. Anyway, 2 cents. Frustrating.
Perhaps having the entire family on Obamacare for one year and 6 months service at the border should be a basic requirement for anyone who runs for Congress.
Posted by: gracepc at April 27, 2017 03:29 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 27, 2017 03:33 AM (smD62)
I don't have the right words to describe. These antifas are destroyers not builders. The must destroy the enemy.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 03:35 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 27, 2017 12:58 AM (tHwdc)
Appalachicola, south of Tallahassee.
Quiet, friendly, with just a little Key West crazyness. And reeeeealy good seafood!
Posted by: Appalachicola Oysters at April 27, 2017 03:43 AM (SEFXb)
It will be spun as the righty peeps asked for it for being right at Berkeley, where they should've known better, like their skirts were too short.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 27, 2017 03:48 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 04:12 AM (d76uN)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2017 04:14 AM (Ot7+c)
She's currently over in Europe, USAF.
Need to send her another care package.
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Lost Sanity Clause Critic ... at April 27, 2017 02:46 AM (AoK0a)
Family lore has it that my oldest sister didn't talk. Not for a long time. But then, one day, mom gave her a glass of milk in the high chair, which she promptly dropped off the edge and splattered everywhere. She looked over the edge of the tray and said, clear as a bell, "Damn. Spilled."
It wasn't that she couldn't talk, it's that she just didn't.
Dad wasn't fessing up to anything.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2017 04:19 AM (NXsWM)
You can't have a good ol' fashioned Totalitarian Regime with people running around willy nilly thinking for themselves. You an bet Kim Il Dung doesn't put up with that stuff.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 27, 2017 04:24 AM (a3sfz)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2017 04:26 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
So Berkeley is a leftist no-go zone? Let's relocate all the Somali and Syrian "refugees" there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 04:27 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Skip
I thought she cancelled.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 04:34 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 04:38 AM (vRcUp)
Oh, Dreamcatcher, I wish you'd stop being culturally appropriated by the whiiiites.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 27, 2017 04:46 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 27, 2017 04:59 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 05:45 AM (J+eG2)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 05:52 AM (u82oZ)
When will dictators surrounded by sycophants ever learn? Don't talk trash to the US about using weapons of mass destruction. Or hurting California.
Let's ask Kaiser Wilhelm II, who wanted to give back to Mexico the land we paid for in the Treaty of Peace, Friendship, Limits and Settlement between the United States of America and the Mexican Republic (AKA Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo). Hmm, his kigdom's website seems to be down.
Let's page Adolph Hitler to the white courtesy phone. He declared war on the United States of America when no treaty required him to, and without consulting his government. Hmm, no one in his entire government will pick up a phone.
Let's ask Saddam Hussein, who bluffed the world about his military program. Hmm, can't seem to contact him. His iPhone number is out of service.
Next up, the leader of North Korea? He is the person killing North Koreans, without any outside help or intervention.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 05:55 AM (u82oZ)
While clearly equipped for SEALs, no-one knows if they are actually on board or not.
Or, were they on board, and now somewhere in North Korea already.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:02 AM (J+eG2)
The four SSGNs are for intimidation. Their port visits are touted when we need to make a point to a foreign country like China or NOK.
"You can track our DDGs, our CVNs, our B-2s but not our SSGNs. And they are close to being in range of you, or are in range of you. Choose wisely."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 06:06 AM (u82oZ)
NOK is too much of a ground security nightmare for their use, IMHO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 06:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 27, 2017 06:10 AM (smD62)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 27, 2017 06:15 AM (ul9CR)
My money is along side yours on that.
But...it throws another degree of uncertainty into the mix for the fat kid from up north.
Keep him guessing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:17 AM (J+eG2)
In the right context, this is not a problem.
May you have a bit of serenity to go with your day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
I thought the self-governed citizens blinked and made Beserkeley a no-go zone for reason-based citizens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Suck, suck, suck.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 27, 2017 06:10 AM (smD62)
I hope it goes better than expectations.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 27, 2017 06:20 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2017 06:20 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Secret Square at April 27, 2017 06:22 AM (9WuX0)
Let's page Adolph Hitler
Let's ask Saddam Hussein
An older formulation was "Here is a quarter. Go and call the Emperor of Japan. Ask him how this works out."
On the other hand, they could have been talking to the Castros. Or Hyugo.
Every time a dictator dies in bed, a new li'l debbil gets his wings.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 27, 2017 06:23 AM (H5rtT)
So how does one explain to the more staid and reserved Insty readers that CBD actually stands for ......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:29 AM (J+eG2)
For example: "Mayor Bob Brown today, he said..." instead of "Mayor Bob Brown said..." or "...according to the defendants, they claim.." instead of "...the defendants claim..."
Or this snippet randomly snipped from Hannity's transcript from last night:
"...the propaganda-media, they are completely biased..."
(not picking on Hannity, I just grabbed that quote at random as an example.)
This clunky sentence-construction centered around Unnecessary Pronouns seems to have completely taken over every newscast I watch or listen to.
Is it me? Isn't this weird that it came out of nowhere and everyone is doing it?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 27, 2017 06:31 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 27, 2017 06:32 AM (HSmrB)
Have to hand it to Bernie Sanders for coming out in favor of free speech. Must have confused the hell out of the BernieBros.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V loves Eric Thames madly at April 27, 2017 06:33 AM (P8951)
Not really.
Most of these idiots simply assume that anyone else in their field is actually smarter than they are.
So the first one to make a stupid grammatical error....everyone else assumes that it is actually the correct way tow write and speak.
And voila, a trend is born.
AKA, follow the stupid leader.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:33 AM (J+eG2)
It's just really strange to me how completely pervasive this became, seemingly overnight. Every single talking head at FOX does it all day long. But I hear it on local news, broadcast news, other cable news stations.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 27, 2017 06:36 AM (ul9CR)
said..." or "...according to the defendants, they claim.." instead of
"...the defendants claim..."
"Mayor Bob Brown today, he said, said he..."
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:38 AM (J+eG2)
artificial wombs is kind of problematic if you are pro-life. Are you
just pro-life for me but not for thee? Do you want to prevent children
to be born in certain cases? Children conceived in a womb from rape
should be conceived but children conceived in an artificial womb from
implantation are unwelcome? Maybe you need to rethink that.
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2017 01:16 AM (QCc6B)
I don't think I do. Children are not and cannot be conceived naturally in an artificial womb so that analogy does not even work.
Children can only be placed in an artificial womb via artificial means. And just like IVF has been abused to bring children in situations that are not good for them, so artificial wombs will be. The potential for abuse is not theoretical since we already have seen who other conception technologies have been abused. I would say the potential for abuse here is even more breathtaking. Since culturally on the left and legally for all of us, babies have no legal right to their own lives, babies can and likely would be grown for parts.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 27, 2017 06:40 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V loves Eric Thames madly at April 27, 2017 06:33 AM (P8951)
Heh.... The (D)U Insane Asylum doesn't like it.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 27, 2017 06:43 AM (/U083)
Mayor Bob Brown today, he said, said he, he say..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:38 AM (J+eG2)
Mayor Bob Brown today, he said, 'I know what it's like to be dead.'
And I agree with Tickled Pink. This day is going to suck the big one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 06:49 AM (X6fMO)
You did that on purpose, right? [Because] it's the same error. Good one.
Language is like engineering in one respect: even if it's wrong, it can be analyzed and mined for meaning. We are spoiled rotten by English, which allows for a lot of this "you know" school of grammar. You don't get away with that shit in, say, Latin.
This new construction is graceless yet purposeful. It puts a headline on your sentence, calling out the subject of interest before putting it to work. You could construe this as a "parenthetical," taking the place of "Are you familiar with Mayor Brown? Today, he said..." Set off by commas, perhaps a semi here or there, and you could even make it read "right." Bonus: grade-schoolers have talked like this for decades.
The user in these cases, professional fast talkers, sees it as efficient. Ugly? Comical? Hey man, Edwin Newman is dead.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 27, 2017 06:53 AM (H5rtT)
@575 - "
Most of these idiots simply assume that anyone else in their field is actually smarter than they are."
As the abysmally edumacated yoots rise in the ranks this is becoming the driving force in most fields.
G'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 27, 2017 06:53 AM (KGH7Z)
Usually there are very specific words and phrases which are used to announce specific events or situations.
But....the word "Electronical" seems to be firmly entrenched in the Navy's lexicon of nonexistent words.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:54 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 06:57 AM (J+eG2)
Now you go to Orientation to get orientated.
I have a feeling that the Navy invented this, because in the days of The Old China Hands, a sailor who over-fraternized was said to have "gone Oriental." That superfluous syllable draws a distinction--"however slight."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 27, 2017 07:00 AM (H5rtT)
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Posted by: R Daneel at April 27, 2017 02:33 PM (/+zDD)
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