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Three ISIS Fighters Killed By Long-Range Snipers and Wild Boars But Mostly Wild Boars
When God sends a Plague of Wild Boars against you, he's done sending messages, and is now sending armored bacon.
Near Kirkuk, Iraq:Three Islamic State jihadis have reportedly been killed by rampaging wild boars near Iraqi farmland. The three Islamic State militants were cut down by the feral boar known to inhabit Kirkuk in the the al-Rashad region, a local news site claims. They attacked the militants and left three killed, Iraqi News reports.
Artist's Depiction: A warboar sergeant putting recruits
through bacon training
'Islamic State militants took revenge at the pigs that attacked the farmland," though reports of how the fighters died remain unclear.ISIS apparently thinks the feral pigs owned the farm. Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:33 PM (xDZVB)
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Posted by: The Boar at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)
Then I killed them.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (rLqgI)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (BWL+E)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: The Boar at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Porky Pig at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: davedavedavearf at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (BLayO)
.
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.We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here.
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Average Guy at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (KqRop)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)
Is it really necessary for America to insult all Muslims just to win a few short term battle advantages?
Posted by: Kenneth P. Vogel at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (a3g4v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PNcou)<<<
Ohhhh, so close.
Posted by: Marc Antony at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)
Woulda been better if they were killed by a wolf. A lone wolf.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (a3g4v)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (PY9jH)
Aaaargh...
Posted by: Fareed at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (PNcou)
il:Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (xDZVB)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Special Forces Trainer at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (pMGkg)
Bruce Hornsby is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (a3g4v)
Wonder what foods they were grilling....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (NOIQH)
Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs. What kind of jihadis get armored hot dogs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: University of Arkansas at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (+c7tK)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)
I assume wild boar are native.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (7n4KQ)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (Z9mio)
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had raw jihadi,
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went ... HA HA HA,
all the way home!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (TppKb)
43 Brings to mind the scene in the pig enclosure in Silence of the Lambs sequel, the name of which escapes me.
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Hannibal.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
If I were a pig (shut up, peanut gallery), I'd want to live somewhere where nobody was allowed to eat me.
Being delicious to humans is a good trait for the survival of your species. But not so good on the individual level.
Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (ml2c/)
Posted by: Grampa porky at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Charlotte at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Drill Sergeant Charlotte at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)
I assume wild boar are native.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)
There are still some Christians in Iraq and maybe they have pigs. Because we know that wealthy landowning warlords would never eat pork, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (+c7tK)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (HgMAr)
Which has a non-negligible chance of happening.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (9221z)
Boars War?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (le7jz)
Doing my part to keep the population in check, one 5.56 round at a time
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (VdICR)
Ha, ha, a snack you are
You well armed big wheel
Ha, ha, a snack you are
And when my snout is on your heart
You're nearly a good meal
Almost a dinner
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on jihading'
Pig teeth on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you really did die
Posted by: Roger Boar at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (Od+LM)
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Hahahahaha!! Aahahahahahah!! Fool. Hahahahaah!! ahahahah!!
Posted by: Fully Weaponized Federal Judges In Hawaii and Washington at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ghost of Known-Wolf-Jihadi at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (Ot7+c)
"Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (0tfLf)
All you have to do is oil it properly & it won't squeak! Ask me how I know...
Posted by: Emma Watson at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (L7KVo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (p6l+P)
"Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)
Probably insanely overpriced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (+c7tK)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (2Mnv1)
Coming for to carry me home
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (Z9mio)
Did I mention at one point in short story, got a squirrel scampering off in terror?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)
Probably insanely overpriced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (+c7tK)
But it's Halal...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (JfBkN)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)
You need to shoot them or run like hell, cause those bastard will tear you up.
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (JTbwP)
Better yet: airlift radioactive Japanese wild boars and nuke the jihadis. According to various news sources, a lot of wild boars went radioactive after the Fukushima disaster and are invading nearby Japanese farming communities. The population of nuclear boars is growing because they can't be used for meat, and schoolchildren in the area around Fukushima are being armed with umbrellas so they can protect themselves from rampaging boars.
http://tinyurl.com/l6ff3bo
There's a win-win for the Japanese; send radioactive kamikaze banzai boars to Iraq against ISIS.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (3C9q2)
On tv this very moment is a Tums commercial with a slice of bacon slapping the shit out of a guy.
Oh the serendipity.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (0tfLf)
There's so much to like about this post.
Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Mar-a-Lago is like '43's Crawford ranch.
Trump hasn't left the US yet. He doesn't have a 43 person entourage for Melania that will require 3 floors of a hotel.
And barky's vacays were way more than 80 million. That's only $10 million a years for Sir Golfsalot. That doesn't count the separate vacays him the mooch took.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (HBKaX)
Or like the Reagan Ranch in CA. Property owned , improved and paid for by Pres. Reagan, just like Bush and Trump have done.
Unlike the Democrats such as Clinton and Obama, who had zero properties because they simply live off everyone else until they make millions off of the office. They wait to buy said properties until they are out of office and don't have to actually take working vacations there.
Reagan hosted heads of state at Rancho de Cielo that included Queen Elizabeth, Mikhail Gorbachev, Margaret Thatcher, Brian Mulroney, etc. Called the Western White House.
HW Bush also hosted heads of state at his Kennebunkport Maine estate, including Rabin of Israel, and John Major, PM of Great Britain.
We all know how much the media loathed going to Crawford Texas to camp out at Bush's ranch there, which has had too many foreign dignitaries visiting to list. Putin, Sharon, Abdullah, Merkel, Mubarek, on and on.
So spare me the liberal howls about how much it costs for Trump to fly down to Florida and host a dignitary , which is why he has been there virtually every trip. Not to mention the huge Heat Association fund raiser that has been held there every year for a couple of decades and always has the US president as it's honorary host.
Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (YZ5sm)
Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (YZ5sm)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (+c7tK)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)
Said one lucky ISIS fuckhead who survived the attack: 'First the Satanic pig killed Achmed, Mohammed and Mahamud, and then the Evil swine ate their still-warm bodies!
Then, to add insult to injury, the Filthy boar shat them out into a steaming pile of offal.
How will my brothers enjoy their virgins, now!?!?!' cried survivor Machmood."
Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (sonVw)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (TOk1P)
What happened to "hector?"
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (g38i/)
Posted by: Gen. John J Pershing at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)
I'm hoping for shat upon and suffocated.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (O2RFr)
Ozzie was prescient of course but Geezer Butler really wrote the lyrics.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (Eyx+b)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (+0mzC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (ODxAs)
meh
Posted by: Hogzilla at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (fLMbU)
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate ISIS,
This little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went yum! yum! yum!
all the way home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (sonVw)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)
My first thought was maybe they tried to bugger the boars, thinking they were an exotic species of goat but the boars weren't having any of it and bam!
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: an A-10 at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (HBKaX)
...........
They sure start them early.
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Kramer at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: State of Iowa State Fair at April 24, 2017 03:56 PM (X4ZNp)
The bad news is, since you were ground up by porcine creatures, by the tenets of your faith, you are not to be allowed into paradise.
The good news is, your sh*tty little religion is completely phony anyway, so all your friends are here!
Posted by: B.L. Zebub at April 24, 2017 03:56 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Zombie Achmed at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: IC
Wild hogs are just mean.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (HBKaX)
153 127 Speaking of hogs....
http://tinyurl.com/ny3hakl
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)
Harambe's widow in mourning?
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How nice of the Ethiopian immigrant to want her to be "Queen Forever." More proof of my theory that those being let in are being chosen for their desire to be ruled.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (wZc7i)
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate ISIS,
This little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went yum! yum! yum!
all the way home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)
Muldoon-worthy!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:59 PM (6Ll1u)
There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (p6l+P)
Wild hogs are just mean.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM
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Did Tim Allen and John Travolta do this?
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (p6l+P)
Was it on fire? It should be on fire.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (Eyx+b)
Does hot air get anything buttrolls?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)
FIFY
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: Little Warboar Recruits at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Mama Cass at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)
If the terrorists bs religion claims hates the blood of swine, fill 'em up with it before blowing them to oblivion. Maybe it will make them think twice.
(Doubtful, but they're already hell bent on wiping us infidels off the map, so go for it.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (72PAC)
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There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM
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Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: WIld Boars at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: weirddave at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (Feqz7)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (uBKPR)
Like the Taliban, making the trains run on time is very low on the list of ISIS priorities.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (wZc7i)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM
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Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
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OH, so THAT'S what Canadian bacon is made from.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)
Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)
I have. It's way leaner than domestic pork. You literally cover a roast (haunch or whatever) with bacon and slow cook it in the oven. Also, it must be well done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)
Hopefully being used as tools of warfare. Jihadists taken prisoner could be thrown in with them.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (ujg0T)
Though maybe in a sequel story sneak in this?
https://mixthatdrink.com/flying-squirrel/
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (p6l+P)
All good things gotta come to an end and it's the same with the wildwood hog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (QCc6B)
My favorite: Mooch and Distillery going from D.C. to the Betty Ford funeral in Palm Springs. Leaving Andrews on the same day at the same time. Returning from Palm Springs on the same day at the same time.
Two separate jets. Both women adamantly refusing to share the same plane for only a few hours' flying time.
Good golly gosh, I'm beginning to wonder if this "planetary emergency" of global warming might not be real. I'm also wondering whether all of those pledges of fiscal discipline by Democrats might have been, um, a little exaggerated.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (qJjMA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (PY9jH)
In which case we pin a medal on them and give them a lifetime supply of feed.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (Eyx+b)
Silver Bullet Gun Oil. Made with 13% rendered pig fat.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (JzGwc)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (0tfLf)
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All good things gotta come to an end and it's the same with the wildwood hog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM
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We just smiled and waved, sitting on that sack of seeds.
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (pMGkg)
In which case we pin a medal on them and give them a lifetime supply of feed.
With 1.1 billion muzzies in the world, they already have it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (JzGwc)
Usually 100 lb or less pigs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (JzGwc)
If the terrorists bs religion claims hates the blood of swine, fill 'em up with it before blowing them to oblivion. Maybe it will make them think twice.
(Doubtful, but they're already hell bent on wiping us infidels off the map, so go for it.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (72PAC)
Drop massive amounts of wild boar on them from B-52 heavy bombers. Call it Operation Oink Light.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (0mRoj)
Ask not for whom the pig squeals...
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Little Warboar Recruits at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Officer Pattie O'Irony at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (fLMbU)
Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)
It's not really a kosher way to die.
Posted by: willow at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (4lrrm)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Eyx+b)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (9krrF)
How best to fire a boar-missile?
Trebuchet or catapult?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Irr3L)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)
The piglets are pretty tasty.
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Send us into the swine!
Posted by: Legion at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip
Got some terrible news for Achmed
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: willow at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (4lrrm)
Wait, not ironic, hilarious.
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)
Gee, wonder where he got that line?
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM
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Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
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OH, so THAT'S what Canadian bacon is made from.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)
I'll never be able to eat another Egg McMuffin as long as I... oh who am I kidding, of course I will.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ThunderB
Someone has been lying to you then.
Guided hog hunts are a big thing in Texas.
Same with wild hog meat processing.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (p6l+P)
How best to fire a boar-missile?
Trebuchet or catapult?
******
I'd strap them to the wings of my A-10.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (0tfLf)
Yo.
The quality of the meat varies considerably. The older males can be really objectionably gamy. Best made into spiced sausage. Yearling piglets are fine eating.
It's also a case of doing well by doing good. The things are insanely prolific, and they cause huge damage to protected wildland as well as cultivated agriculture. They'll even rototill suburban lawns if they get a chance at it.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (qJjMA)
It's one of the few species you can hunt up here that has an all year season and no bag limits.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)
Porky's.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
Trebuchet or catapult?
Posted by: Anna Puma
From a large-boar gun, silly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (9krrF)
This would be the right place to quote or link Bricktop's speech on pigs from Snatch but its so foul I can't do it. Short version: pigs will eat pretty much everything and do it fast.
There's a family rumor/legend about my alcoholic great-great-uncle who got drunk on the farm and passed out in the pig pen, and all they ever found was one shoe with part of a foot inside.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (E5jIq)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (SpeiC)
How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?
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Yeah, pretty much.
They're really not an animal to fuck with when pissed.
And you don't have an iron-hide to protect you like the other boars he's used to fighting.
Think of getting stabbed and ripped open by a very dull hook.
"Unlike the injuries inflicted by wild cats, canines and bulls, the
hallmark of boar attack is the infliction of multiple penetrating
injuries to the lower part of the body."
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (Z9mio)
He decapitated many a sinner
But 72 virgins said no
So to hell he would go
Because a wild pig ate him for dinner
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (+0mzC)
Posted by: eleven
Not exactly sure, but it would be in a whiny sing-song tone.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: NC Ref
Especially if you let it slow cook overnight properly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
OF COURSE!
You win an all-expense paid trip to tomorrow's art thread.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)
The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (qUNWi)
Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.
****
No. Cake r square, pi r round.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (0tfLf)
Which probably improved the odor of the beast.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (7ZVPa)
What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?
You ought to know?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
Does she go down on you in a theatre?
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog
Walking, talking human lard.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)
Someone should tusk him...c'mon Xi..
Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)<<<
No, it's a matching group of Morrises.
Posted by: an A-10 at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
slow...hanging....curve....
...don't... swing....
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Diogenes
Some cake are round. If pie are square, pie are cobbler.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)
It's a dream come true!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0mRoj)
It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)
You ought to know?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (+0mzC)
golf clap
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)
"Isn't it an ironic bore?"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (zc3Db)
And smart. You forgot smart, asshole.
Posted by: A Wild Boar at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)
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Certain cuts are good in small doses.
Jamon de jabali --- wild boar ham --- is a thing in Spain and some S Am countries. Kinda like prosciutto.
The uncured stuff is too lean and a bit gamey, IMO.
You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
slow...hanging....curve....
...don't... swing....
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)
Man after my own heart, this dildo fellow.
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Marcus T
And they get big. We joke about swine cavalry, but the damn things might as well be tanks when you have 800 pounds of pork charging out of the underbrush.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (9krrF)
It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)
From the pigs or the pigs?
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (Z9mio)
jihadi- 'No master, it was wild boars'.
Shaitan- 'Well into the fire with mohamad you go.'
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (zLDYs)
news org won't publish the video because it appears those in the mob are minors. Easy fix, pixilate the faces.
Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
..........
lol... even though I hate that commercial
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (p6l+P)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (Fb9aZ)
It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
No shit. All a pistol would do is annoy them unless you got a REALLY lucky shot.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (h5F/r)
Velociraptor versus Giant Wild Boar.
"Clever girl."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (p6l+P)
I'd watch the hell out of that.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Bricktop at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (eXSOZ)
You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.
Arnold Ziffel
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
..........
lol... even though I hate that commercial
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)<<<
Arby's?!?! Oh, God. All that money wasted. Wasted.
Posted by: Little Caesar's marketing dept. at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
In the morning they were standing around the fire drinking coffee and eating cinnamon rolls.
A small boar strolled into the camp and began rooting around. Son offered it a piece of cinnamon roll and it ate it, then came back and licked the kid's hand.
Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)
It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)
From the pigs or the pigs?
Posted by: Jack Sock
Yes. No.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (HBKaX)
Peter Griffin
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Diogenes
Some cake are round. If pie are square, pie are cobbler.
******
So I'm guessing this damned oval dish r 4 casseroles.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (0tfLf)
i once came upon the remains of a cow completely hung up in a barbed wire fence. nothing left but the hide and bones.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (JfBkN)
That's more detail about feeding people to pigs than an innocent person should know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (qUNWi)
Oh Jeebus, what'd I do this time?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (Eyx+b)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (0tfLf)<<<
The cake is a lie.
Posted by: GLaDOS at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (Od+LM)
Watched a YouTube video of a guy busting them with .22 Mag. Dropped 'em like a rock.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (HBKaX)
The map of the internal anatomy is different. Certain vitals are not quite where you would assume them to be. Novice hunters can have real difficulty with shot placement on pigs if they haven't been coached on this.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (qJjMA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)
Funny note - neither do muzzies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (zc3Db)
Certified Hoggified
Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy
I was thinking of the pizza commercial.
https://youtu.be/G5Q8c4rQYso
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Disembodied Islamic Punchlines at April 24, 2017 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
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LOL!
*just noticed - that's because I read the post last, after all the cool comments...*
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 04:23 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)
While wearing heavy plate armor?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (0mRoj)
Holy moly. I am a longtime fan and proponent of that round, but I would never ever trust my ass to it around wild pigs.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (qJjMA)
He was up in a blind off the ground. Scoped. Ear shots.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (Eyx+b)
It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
Posted by: Turkish at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: iwuzhere at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (jiGGU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (JfBkN)
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)
There are guides in SC that kill them up close with a Bowie Knife.
Crazy shit.
Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (JTbwP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Look out for such side effects as wallowing in mud and eating slop from a trough.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (h5F/r)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)
While wearing heavy plate armor?
Posted by: Insomniac
Screw that, that just means you have crumpled metal crushing you afterwards and they need the Jaws of Life to try to extract you.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (Eyx+b)
Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)
I can't remember the abstract I read on this, but it was frightening. I think it was from The Lancet.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (V+V48)
gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting
quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I
have to lose?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)<<<
Out - Cat-girl hybrids
In - Pig-lady hybrids
Posted by: the Japanese at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Bjork at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)
might've had their hands full if their new playmate was anything like
this brute
Nah, that's a beach pic of Lena Dunham
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Arkansas Safari at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (V+V4
The Lancet has been known to publish some spurious stuff, so take it with a grain of salt and do independent research.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: dIb at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Willy at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (WXZTO)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (Z9mio)
The Lancet has been known to publish some spurious stuff, so take it with a grain of salt and do independent research.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
Good to know. My husband's cardiologist needs to get better reading material.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (4AVeu)
Passengers on Train robbed by dozens of youth at Oakland BART
http://tinyurl.com/ld993zm
Posted by: scottst at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (idA6q)
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Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)
Funny note - neither do muzzies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM
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Hold my beer.
Posted by: MOAB at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Usntakim at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM (kXoPF)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (V+V4
The Lancet published the vaccines cause autism paper, as well as the absurdly inflated Iraq casualty survey.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (0mRoj)
Send in the Boars. They seem capable of killing the enemy.
Maybe it will soon be known as the Boar War?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (tHwdc)
Using forks and knives, TO EAT JI-HA-DIs
Posted by: Mirror Universe John Lennon at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (gbWkA)
Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs. What kind of jihadis get armored hot dogs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
fat jihadis
skinny jihadis
jihadis dumb as rocks
ghey jihadis
sissy jihadis
even jihadis with small pox
Posted by: the Butcher at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (AGJqR)
Aren't we overdue for fake polls showing our "standing" in the "world community" has hit a record low because of Pres Trump?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (+0mzC)
--
Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!
Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM
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Golf clap.
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM (kXoPF)You
I judge this to be the winnner.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (2qHjF)
"youth"
Great state you have there, Jerry.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (2qHjF)
Had to be replaced with a mechanical valve, which meant she had to be on blood thinners the rest of her life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Erg McMuffin at April 24, 2017 04:41 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)
Mother of All Bacon Bombs.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:41 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (4Mqv/)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (2qHjF)
Had to be replaced with a mechanical valve, which meant she had to be on blood thinners the rest of her life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)
My granddad had a pig heart valve for almost 30 years.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (f5uaD)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (+0mzC)
The "world community" can FOAD. The United States answers to nothing except its founding principles. No sense wasting Christian kisses on a heathen idol's foot.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (eASYU)
Yeah. Rape and murder won't do it, but getting off by a wild pig - Allah doesn't like that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 04:43 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (gbWkA)
Zombie FTW~
EXACTLY as predicted, my back-channel tip to Matt Drudge resulted in screaming top-of-the-page headline at The Drudge Report just now.
My tip, as reported in an AoS comment:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=369439#c27016576
346 I'm one of the few people in the world who knows the secret back-channel way to communicate with Drudge (for news tips only). Just sent him this -- let's see if he features it!:
"Major story suppressed by BART subway system in Oakland -- entire train taken over by huge gang of violent "flash mob" thieves, 100+ riders beaten + robbed -- story embargoed for two days!: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/BART-takeover-robbery-50-to-60-teens-swarm-11094745.php -- should be national news"
Depending on how well one frames the "tip," Matt decides whether or not to run with it. I've gotten pretty good and figuring out how to get his attention.
It is via the method that I actually do mist of my effective "work" -- framing the cultural narrative. All behind the scenes.
Posted by: zombie
Followed by:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=369439#c27016623
393 As of 11:34am PST, the story still not on Drudge. As an experiment, I'll see how long it takes (if ever) to appear!
Posted by: zombie
And as of 1:50pm PST, now on Drudge, main headline:
http://www.drudgereport.com/
TEEN MOB OAKLAND TRAIN TAKEOVER
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED
He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.
Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Donna and V
Kinky.
Allah doesn't like getting offed by a wild pig either.
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (8ikIW)
Hot Hogs, Armored Hot Hogs
Terroists hate Armored Hot Hogs
Fat Hogs, Skinny Hogs
Hogs that climb on rocks
Tough Hogs, Silly Hogs
Even Hogs with chicken pox
Hot Hogs, Armored Hot Hogs
The Hogs that give terrorists the bite.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:46 PM (0mRoj)
Actually our organs are closer to other primates but raising them in large numbers is more difficult and PETA would go apeshit, pun intended.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Mr. Ferdy Hoggett, Hoggett's Farm at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Mountain Oyster Cult at April 24, 2017 04:48 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (mc8bR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Colin at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (kMNld)
Posted by: Porky Pig at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (2X7pN)
I think it's much worse with a pig because a pig has a 30-minute orgasm.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at April 24, 2017 04:51 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 04:51 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2017 04:52 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: hillary! at April 24, 2017 04:53 PM (0+2tr)
Good for you, zombie!
Did you see the story about the family owned deli/salami factory that is going out of business in Oakland after many decades - because the owners can't deal with the constant vandalism anymore?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 04:54 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:54 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (gbWkA)
Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
You go...
Top of Page
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: concrete girl
382 Great work, zombie!
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Of course, the REAL goal is to get Drudge to feature one's own report, rather than simply referring him to a report in a third-party site.
In fact, for the first several years, I only ever used the channel to send him my own stuff, in the hopes of getting Drudge-a-lanches -- with (as expected) only rare success. But since I curtailed/scaled-back my active blogging, I started occasionally sending him links to other sites, with actual a greater success rate.
So it's a "success," but only a "second-hand success" -- I change the national narrative, but get no traffic to my own personal site/page as a result. Purely altruistic. In fact, I shouldn't even be humble-bragging here -- but I thought this could be a classic "test-case" to show that the tipline works -- and it did!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Donna and V.
Nah, missed it. Too much "real work" to do today to keep up on all the local meltdowns. Even the Anne Coulter story seems to change every 45 minutes with new updates.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:58 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (DQ4Fv)
Indeed. I've mentioned you on my FB page more than once.
Absolutely no money there.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 04:59 PM (48QDY)
Hey, I know. The Moronosphere can send links to Drudge tipping your stuff. Just let us know what's urgent. Proxy-tipping!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:01 PM (H8S+R)
I actually imagined air dropping lots of hogs into the area so they would go feral, breed and kill jihadis, but mostly kill jihadis.
Looks like Team Mattis reads the blog.
Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2017 05:02 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
You can try it, but you'll end up with an ugly kid.
Ask Shillary
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 05:03 PM (8ikIW)
That Berkeley/San Fran/Oakland area is going to be under a very bright light and high powered microscope for the entire country to see from now on. This is wonderful news.
Great work zombie!!!!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (2qHjF)
Author of Zen And the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance is mort.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (+0mzC)
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED
He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.
Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
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I just read that over on Drudge.
The comments in article are freaking hilarious.
Thanks Zombie.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (8XRCm)
"The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."
Wait -- so if a 17-year-old goes on a killing spree -- or even someone who appears that they might be 17, then it is illegal for the cops to issue their picture to help the public ID him???
When did that rule appear? Sounds like bullshit.
You commit a crime, your image goes out over the airwaves -- age be damned. Zillions of underage criminals have had their pictures in the media (Columbine killers, etc. etc.)
BART hews to PC rules, protects the criminals beating BART's own customers.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
Anyone read that Zen book?
My older brother read it in high school and we had it on the bookshelf in the house for years. I never picked it up and read it. Looked gay and boring.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:06 PM (+0mzC)
Shot through both lungs, just missed his heart.
They tend to drop more often than not but that one was huge and not ready to die. Fortunately it ran away.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (zSXVD)
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You mean miners.
Covered in coal dust??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (8XRCm)
The modern broadhead will put a hole in the target about size of a softball.
Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (s0VSd)
As a kid, I assumed, by the title, it was a book about fixing motorcycles, but it had no pics of bikes. Boring!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (+0mzC)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bill "Sex Junk" Nye at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (nGsFZ)
I have NO PROBLEMO if Oakland and NYC and Atlanta and Chicago want to become Escape From New York type cities.
As long their SHIT stays within their city limits, they can do whateverrthefrak they wanna do.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:09 PM (+0mzC)
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 05:09 PM (gbWkA)
Picture is worth a million words in this case.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:10 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: BART at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
Ah, but your tips won't work, because Drudge famously does not respond to (or likely even read) emails. And his phone number is only known by God and two or three select apostles.
No, there is only one way to reach Drudge, totally (almost comically) old-school. Knowledge of the technique is highly classified, so the channel doesn't get overloaded with chaff. I suppose there is a small cadre of Drudge-tipsters, all unknown to each other.
And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 05:12 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (DQ4Fv)
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I always wondered if Drudge was still on bbs.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)
I imagine it involves some jalapeņos, 90 weight oil, and about 420 kilovolts at 400Hz.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (IcT7t)
It's the follow up shot issue.
Ive had friends charged while stalking, and I've inadvertently gotten surrounded by a herd.
It's more than a little funky hunting hogs.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (zSXVD)
They're good boys.
Posted by: BART Spokesbroad at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (Tyii7)
Morse. It's Morse, isn't it? (Technically a statement, not really a question.)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (H8S+R)
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Why do you have pictures of white suburbia college boys testicles??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (Z9mio)
Fax machine's out of paper again!!
*Shit that Matt Drudge says.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (J+eG2)
Show them anyway. When you're engaging in crime, that trumps (SWIDT?) the confidentiality usually extended to minors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (L8slQ)
This is well known.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (2qHjF)
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This shows the urgency in funding and construction of bullet trains. We need to have our customers beaten faster.
Posted by: BART at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (H8S+R)
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We are available for consultation.
Posted by: United Airlines at April 24, 2017 05:16 PM (pMGkg)
The comments in article are freaking hilarious.
>>>
Drudge changed his link from CBS to SF chronicle. If you want to see comments here is the link to the CBS story.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lm4smp5
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 05:16 PM (WYwks)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 05:17 PM (zsHGH)
I feel bad for the farmer, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (KlI/a)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz9d9yo
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: fixerupper
I think he set it (the way to contact him) up back in '96 when he first started, and he has NEVER updated it. In fact, I think one needs to have an obsolete computer (seriously) to be able to reach him, because any recent 21st-century computers don't have that capability/application/technology any more. Luckily, my computer is old as hell, and I still can do it.
I actually think he leaves it in place specifically to exclude youngsters with au courant computers.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (NchlI)
429 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)
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Why do you have pictures of white suburbia college boys testicles??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (8XRCm)
As soon as I hit send I regretting the phrasing. They look like kids who have zero testosterone because of low calorie diets, soybean fad diets overflowing their systems with estrogen, and other ways that dumb trendies chemically castrate their sons.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 05:19 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 05:19 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Senator Corky (D) at April 24, 2017 05:21 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:21 PM (KlI/a)
former Fox News babe Heather Nauert is at State now?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (+0mzC)
No, it's halalarious.
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (FhXTo)
1) Of course they are minorities
2) Many of the security cameras on the trains are fake
3) Almost certain they coordinated this via a smart phone app
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (ZQpd0)
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED
He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.
Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
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I just read that over on Drudge.
The comments in article are freaking hilarious.
Thanks Zombie.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (8XRCm)
NICE WORK! I just emailed to reporter to ask why it took almost three days for the story to reach the public. I just can't imagine what her response will be.
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (CLKfs)
Must be free food
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:21 PM (KlI/a)
Pig roast, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (8nWyX)
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Taco bowls. Yuuuuge taco bowls.
Really big, really fabulous. It'll be great.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 05:23 PM (r/0kC)
Must be free food
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Am I wrong in hoping that Trump yells at a lot of them, makes them cry and then gives the well-behaved cooperative ones a gift, like a few rounds of Trump golf?
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 05:24 PM (FkAXz)
Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'.
Posted by: Brick Top at April 24, 2017 05:25 PM (j1Wvr)
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They gonna bust a bunker or twelve. The example will be set.
Iran. You are next.
Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2017 05:25 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:25 PM (zSXVD)
Gamey, something off about the taste no matter how it's prepared?
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (r79Of)
Send the Dem contingent of Congress to North Korea to check it out first hand and report back. Or not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (SRKgf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz9d9yo
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM
3/4 of U.S. Senate to leak contents of briefing before the 11:00 news.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (p+Wdc)
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggu went wee wee all the way to Kirkuk to kick ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (J+eG2)
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Reminds me of the trauma I experienced as a kid living on our farm. We had a female hog who had babies. One morning shortly after they were born, I went out to the barn and momma hog had eaten all but one of her piglets. I was horrified.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2017 05:27 PM (+FSld)
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If that were to pass, that in and of itself would be impressive.
But... the REALLLY impressive part would be to get China to go along and not interfere.
THAT would be impressive.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:27 PM (8XRCm)
I have officially written that off and gone back to my total boycott of Kallyfornia.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 05:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
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I think you wanted to say:
3/4 of U.S. Senate to livestream contents of briefing directly to the MSM as it's happening.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Little Girl Black's momma hog. at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Z9mio)
They gonna bust a bunker or twelve. The example will be set.
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If that were to pass, that in and of itself would be impressive.
But... the REALLLY impressive part would be to get China to go along and not interfere.
THAT would be impressive.
Posted by: fixerupper
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
REALLY, REALLY UBER impressive would be that no one inside that room tells anyone what the meeting was about or tips off the media.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (r79Of)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 05:32 PM (Nwg0u)
Feral hog is store hog that escaped and is running loose. If they taste different, it's because of what they eat. I've eaten shot feral hog that came out of a smoker and you couldn't tell the difference. Size of hog and manner of death have a lot to do with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (HBKaX)
Posted by: an ol exJarhead at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (r5ls2)
Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (s0VSd)
It's a nerd-prom for 80 year old shitstains.
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Barbecue Meister at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Beverly at April 24, 2017 06:30 PM (Rzt9a)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (ca+iu)
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warboar
Posted by: Rihar at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (+ao6J)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at April 24, 2017 07:38 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2017 10:31 PM (0lxBN)
Posted by: Cry Hamhock! and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 12:29 AM (kXoPF)
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Posted by: Stan at April 25, 2017 01:25 AM (n8g88)
To see one of my favorite AoS long-running jokes come full circle-- like this?
This is the best timeline.
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