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Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Pride Of Dijon
William John Hennessy
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Country Boy at April 27, 2017 09:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 27, 2017 09:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 27, 2017 09:23 AM (qXFhJ)
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 09:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 27, 2017 09:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
Mustard. Grey Poupon Mustard
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2017 09:24 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2017 09:24 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:24 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Triumph the insult hot dog at April 27, 2017 09:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:25 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: m at April 27, 2017 09:25 AM (Gqgs8)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 27, 2017 09:25 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (QPdNE)
He's trying hard to activate her giggle switch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Kris at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
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In other words: Paolo, in his native habitat.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (XWkhW)
LANGUID CHICK: Really Reginald, DO come up with something original.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
Speakin' of which...how does one check their graphics driver/board/etc?...cuz something is wrong with mine. It's not a virus...I've checked with multiple virus checkers.
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Kevin Gilbride at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (Fj+94)
He is thinking "If I fake paying attention to your mindless blathering about your cat I may get you in the sack."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The chick in the painting at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:28 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (hLRSq)
Grocery store brand plain yellow. Snob.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (UOJLJ)
He's challenging himself by attempting the more difficult heterosexual relationship, because he's just that kind of guy who considers being gay but thinks it's too easy?
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (Fj+94)
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To get her to make him a sammich?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (kTF2Z)
He's probably telling her about his conflict between homosexuality and heterosexuality. How he's trying to avoid the 'easy road' of butt sex.
Thoughts of Chairman Obama
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (TwwWO)
I even like the tree in bloom in the background. It looks like a lovely place to be.
I wish I could say I routinely sat out on my back deck dressed like that, but honestly compels me to say that I can't.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (Oq/TM)
relationship, because he's just that kind of guy who considers being gay
but thinks it's too easy?
*golf clap*
And after this intimate tet-a-tete, he'll retire to the bathhouse for some manly companionship...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:29 AM (Fj+94)
Is that where you try and figure out who goes first at a four-way stop?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (hLRSq)
24 CBD, might that gentleman be....wooing her?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
Most guys woo women by standing on a street corner and yelling "WOO! WOOOOO!" while grabbing their crotch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Baroque Barry at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Kris
Don't we always?
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (8ikIW)
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I was told that there would be no French in this thread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM (vRcUp)
That's why she has servants.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
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In other words: Paolo, in his native habitat.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)
Paolo would've already sealed the deal. He doesn't pretend to listen.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (0mRoj)
"Whadda ya mean you're tired of living on the golf course???"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (+YJf/)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
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We'll be taking care of that for you.
Posted by: Googlemobile at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (0mRoj)
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I don't know. She looks like a pretty classy lady. He probably has to try a little harder with her than with others.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Just because you can't see it...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: JEM at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Chuffed means happy or pleased. I don't think he looks like that.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Colin
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Could be naked fat dude on ottoman. Let's be properly grateful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (ZO497)
driver/board/etc?
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (Enq6K)
When you boot your machine there is a utility available that will do a hardware check. It takes a very long time, but it will probably give you some good info.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
Or first in a three-way.
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (Fj+94)
You need to get out of Seaside Heights N.J.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (J+eG2)
And not like the other day's UpTheBumNoBabie's tramp.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (X6fMO)
Yeah, I'm a major fuddy-duddy about women getting tats. I can't stop them and it's their business but I sure can wonder what they were thinking (particularly tramp stamps; try explaining an arrow in the small of your back pointing to your crotch to the grandchildren).
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (+YJf/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 09:32 AM (9krrF)
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So what you are saying is that you appreciate women dressed in lovely clothes, behaving properly, as opposed to fleshy naked broads letting it all hang out in front of everyone.
For that, sir, you get a gold-plated Man Card.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (ZO497)
76 Goodness its even better when to click it
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (Fj+94)
Riiiiight. It's Yoko under there, isn't it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (Fj+94)
And I am signed on with the new computer. I gave up trying to get Windows 7 on here.
Posted by: Vic we hvew no party at April 27, 2017 09:36 AM (mpXpK)
"Your way is too easy for someone like me"
What an ass.
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 27, 2017 09:36 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 27, 2017 09:36 AM (a3sfz)
Perhaps hes in love with her BOOBS
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM (Fj+94)
FIFY.
Can't take his eyes off of them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2017 09:36 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Is he using an old necktie for a belt? That's usually the tell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:36 AM (ZO497)
available that will do a hardware check. It takes a very long time, but
it will probably give you some good info.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (rF0hx)
Thanks....I'll try that.
No one comment until I get back....
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Vic we hvew no party at April 27, 2017 09:36 AM (mpXpK)
Try Win 10, that's even more fun....
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (+YJf/)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:30 AM
You don't mean...like the Earl of Doncaster?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (Fj+94)
Da Fuqua??
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (J+eG2)
Perhaps hes in love with her
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM (Fj+94)
You can see it from the posture (and kudos to the artist for knowing body language): He's fascinated, deeply into the conversation; she's relaxed around him and has warmed to his presence. You see that when people are hitting it off.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Maximize Waters' Hair at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: josephistan at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Kris
Don't we always?
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 09:31 AM (8ikIW)
Heh. Not always. Sometimes a good man is just enough to make a scene perfect. (My man, for example.
I think the guy takes away from it because he's too distracting. He forms this large black shape in the middle of a light-colored scene. The lady blends in more, making the composition more visually pleasing.Posted by: Kris at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Only in another context: modern NYC scum in the infamous "wolf call" video.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (vRcUp)
I still don't understand what's supposed to happen when one person has a stop sign and another a yield sign.
I'm going to the grocery store; y'all pervert that comment and have fun.
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (wwL6Q)
99 The cognac guy paints the mustard people.
Posted by: josephistan at April 27, 2017 09:38 AM (7HtZB)
I'm afraid to ask what he has smeared on his palette.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:34 AM (Fj+94)
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You can really see the details in that beautiful dress and shawl.
And his love-struck face.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (sBOL1)
We had a brief window from maybe WWII into the '60s where that broke down a bit, but in recent years 'assortative mating' has become entrenched more solidly than ever.
Posted by: JEM at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (TppKb)
So what you are saying is that you appreciate women dressed in lovely clothes, behaving properly, as opposed to fleshy naked broads letting it all hang out in front of everyone.
For that, sir, you get a gold-plated Man Card.
Posted by: bluebell
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There's nothing like a sense of decency to spruce the place up a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (Fj+94)
He's French; she's not getting much for her effort.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (c6/9Q)
good point. If you are looking for porn, Algore created the internet just for that. This smart milatary blog is above such things
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (Fj+94)
For that, sir, you get a
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:35 AM (sBOL1)
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:40 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 27, 2017 09:40 AM (suO/a)
Apparently William John Hennessy did wood cuts to illustrate books. I intend to look into that.
Posted by: JTB at April 27, 2017 09:40 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:40 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (2Mnv1)
good point. If you are looking for porn, Algore created the internet just for that. This smart milatary blog is above such things
There's always steampunk porn. Which is a thing, apparently.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (X6fMO)
This smart milatary blog is above such things
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (FZYNt)
You contemptible scoundrel! How dare you besmirch the character of the HQ.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (0mRoj)
I loved those little conversations. Especially when they included about how much more famous, talented and exciting the previous boyfriends were.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (Dlzo9)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:33 AM
The Paolo, he likes a challenge.
Posted by: Paolo at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:42 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)
I have awoken in an alternate universe.
And Spock looks.....different.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:42 AM (J+eG2)
I love how many deranged lefty morons think it's the real Spicer.
Posted by: gewa76 at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (f4GSC)
William John Hennessy
In the interests of preserving the genteel and elegant theme of this week's art thread, I will not explain to you that I think that the gentleman is working very, very hard with a singular goal in mind.
He wants to get into her mustard?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (0mRoj)
I loved those little conversations. Especially when they included about how much more famous, talented and exciting the previous boyfriends were.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (Dlzo9)
Both extremes are HUGE red flags.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (UGR1+)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (FZYNt)
Some fancy people have sloppy haircuts and louche bearing, slouch and all
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:42 AM (Fj+94)
I thought we were done talking about Vox writers?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Girl in the painting at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vic we have no party at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Parker at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (mZGw4)
Posted by: bluebell
koff koff. Guess who called whom. koff koff.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: bluebell
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There's nothing like a sense of decency to spruce the place up a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
...look, just don't tell anyone outside the Horde, okay? I have a rep as a dissolute gentleman to maintain...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
mmmmmm Mastedon steaks.
Time to fire up the BBQ
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Girl in the painting
"Sure thing, Moldylocks"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:45 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (Dlzo9)
There was an old Andy Capp cartoon from years ago where Andy was walking along and ran into a newly-married man:
ANDY: 'Ow's married life, Eric?
ERIC: Oh, not so bad, Andy. Mind you, it's a bit irritating when she goes on about 'er first 'usband.
ANDY: Want a bit of advice, Eric? The next time she tells you about 'er first 'usband, you start talking about your next wife.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ThunderB
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Wait...you dated them?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:45 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (osuON)
Posted by: bluebell
koff koff. Guess who called whom. koff koff.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:44 AM (gJBE5)
"Paolo, my husband's out of town on business for a few days. I just got something really sexy I want you to see."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (c6/9Q)
So what you are saying is that you appreciate women dressed in lovely clothes, behaving properly, as opposed to fleshy naked broads letting it all hang out in front of everyone.
For that, sir, you get a gold-plated Man Card.
Posted by: bluebell
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There's nothing like a sense of decency to spruce the place up a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:39 AM (ZO497)
The Overnight Open Thread The Disgust Bluebell & Hammer Edition
I'm working on the outline now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (+YJf/)
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Chelsea Clinton will win the Nobel prize in literature, by gum!
Posted by: gentleman at April 27, 2017 09:47 AM (PNcou)
I'm working on the outline now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (voOPb)
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Oh, terrific.
I shall prepare the fainting couch accordingly. And I will have to hunt down my fan.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:47 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2017 09:48 AM (2z74n)
There's a "57 varieties" joke to be made, but I can't think of it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:48 AM (X6fMO)
I'm working on the outline now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:46 AM (voOPb)
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Oh, terrific.
I shall prepare the fainting couch accordingly. And I will have to hunt down my fan.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:47 AM (sBOL1)
Don't forget the pearls for clutching purposes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:48 AM (0mRoj)
Oh, terrific.
I shall prepare the fainting couch accordingly. And I will have to hunt down my fan.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:47 AM (sBOL1)
Don't forget to have a glass of that sweet tea "on hand"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:48 AM (0mRoj)
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*adds to list*
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: gentleman at April 27, 2017 09:47 AM (PNcou)
Best comment yet, but probably true...Or an Oscar for a movie she will make about social justice.
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (+YJf/)
Weasel Zippers
What a disgusting fat pig
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (NOIQH)
I'm working on the outline now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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You're going to mention Hellman's mayonnaise, aren't you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (xjiRE)
And Chelsea is droning on & on about her tv gig.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (gJBE5)
Weasel Zippers
What a disgusting fat pig
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (KlI/a)
Melania's legal, you imbecilic cow.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (0mRoj)
Weasel Zippers
What a disgusting fat pig
Posted by: Nevergiveup
she gives wretched cunts a bad name
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Larry Geiger at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (QpgDv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM (UGR1+)
You mean HUMANS were actually to blame? EVEN BETTER
*swoon*
Posted by: science! at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (+YJf/)
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There's a meme, come up with a list of awards created just for our princess.
Posted by: gentleman at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (fAZRN)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:27 AM (0mRoj)
I loved those little conversations. Especially when they included
about how much more famous, talented and exciting the previous
boyfriends were.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2017 09:41 AM (Dlzo9)
Both extremes are HUGE red flags.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:43 AM
And let's not forget the conversations with women you've just met that always manage to work the words "my boyfriend" into the first sentence. I think Scott Adams even did a Dilbert strip on that one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)
First Place in the Howdy Doody look-alike contest
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (n8Jnc)
On the shrubbery I mean. It would look nicer without those two opisthokonts in the way.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:50 AM (NBHj5)
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Now, let's not ruin the moment, Mr. Hammer.
I have actually tried Duke's, and it's . . . fine.
So, we both win.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (sBOL1)
First place in the Webb Hubble Look-alike contest
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (J+eG2)
while wondering if she swallows or spits.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:53 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 09:53 AM (c6/9Q)
I am sure she'll get a Grammy for the audiobook narration of one of her books.
All the big Dems get a Grammy for reading their autobiographies aloud.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2017 09:54 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Chelsea at April 27, 2017 09:54 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 27, 2017 09:54 AM (KUaJL)
First place in the "Ten pounds of pasty white albino flab in a five pound swim suit bottom" contest
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 09:54 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (+YJf/)
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There's a meme, come up with a list of awards created just for our princess.
Posted by: gentleman at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (PNcou)
The American Society of Plastic Surgeons Award for Persistence
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 09:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:55 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2017 09:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 27, 2017 09:55 AM (zRZaJ)
First place in the "Ten pounds of pasty white albino flab in a five pound swim suit bottom" contest
The First Annual Amy Schumer Award.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (+YJf/)
What a disgusting fat pig
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2017 09:49 AM (KlI/a)
Fat pigs have a use.
That aborted piece of shit, not so much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (voOPb)
My gfs daughter just started at an indie publisher. I could hook you two up if you need a contact. Idk if it would lead to publishing or not tho.
Posted by: Toddler at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (YfOsp)
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (xVRrG)
We met in the officers club at Incirlik AB during Desert Storm when we were restricted to base. He flew nights and this was his first night off in a month. There were easily 1000 male officers for every female officer. Men everwhere. Following me. Waiting at my Q. Waiting at my office. Leaving me notes. Calling. I had been there a week.
The only place to eat was the O Club. Almost no women. Every guy shooting his watch and wearing his flight suit and following me around.
He was on his first night off. He wore his khakis. His roomate literally dragged me over to talk to him. He talked about books and art. He didnt take any of my shit either. I was smitten.
The next day he stole his units bread truck to take me to lunch at the golf course, overlooking the Patriot Missile Batteries. We've been together ever since.
This painting makes me think of those times
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (Fj+94)
Bearded guy, So you and this Paolo are only acquaintances?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (fAZRN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
the cure for the 4 hour erection
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 27, 2017 09:55 AM (zRZaJ)
Let me recommend the following movie to play on your device "The Last House on The Left."
It will make you day zip by.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: What he's thinking... at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Colin
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Movie that she wants to make. Because virtue signaling is all that it takes for the Clinton's to win something.
Bill - Father of the Year
Hillary - Liberty Medal
Chelsea - Variety Achievement Award
Notice anything that these 'awards' have in common?
If you answered, "They are complete bullshit, contrived, window-dressing" then you would be on the right track.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (UOJLJ)
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Those Days = The Good Old Days
Posted by: men at April 27, 2017 09:58 AM (PNcou)
190 Sir, might I recommend you supplement your smooth poetry with some Colt 45 malt liquor . . .
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (xVRrG)
Nope. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor...... DAAAAMMMMMNNNN!
Posted by: Bill McNeal at April 27, 2017 09:58 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 27, 2017 09:52 AM (CPk0
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You have quite a vocabulary. As well as quite a sense of humor.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 09:58 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 09:58 AM (NOIQH)
Waking up each morning as Joy Behar is plenty of punishment.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 27, 2017 09:58 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 09:56 AM (Fj+94)
Is that a patriot missile battery in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 09:59 AM (voOPb)
While I have ninety-nine separate difficulties with which I must cope, a vexing maiden is not among them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 09:59 AM (9krrF)
It's a lovely picture and wouldn't we all like to have someone look at us in that way-as if we're the center of the universe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 09:59 AM (fDdVG)
Ah, yes, the preemptive "I wouldn't touch you with a fucking barge pole" brushoff. I know it well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:59 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 27, 2017 09:59 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:00 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 10:00 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at April 27, 2017 10:00 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (UOJLJ)
Now a clever man would put the roofie in his own cup, because only a great fool would drink what he was given, so I can clearly not choose the tea in front of you. But you would have know I am not a great fool - you would have counted on it - so I can clearly not choose the tea in front of me.
Posted by: Vizzini at April 27, 2017 10:01 AM (0mRoj)
211 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 09:57 AM (ZO497)
No Mayonnaise award?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2017 10:00 AM (voOPb)
Hey, I'm an expert on pungent white goop.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2017 10:01 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at April 27, 2017 10:01 AM (HjTzR)
And let's not forget the conversations with women you've just met that always manage to work the words "my boyfriend" into the first sentence.
Ah, yes, the preemptive "I wouldn't touch you with a fucking barge pole" brushoff. I know it well.
You seem nice
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2017 10:01 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at April 27, 2017 10:01 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (gbWkA)
First date I had with my husband was to the Museum of Modern Art in NYC. I actually prefer the Met but it was a good enough first date that we continued to date. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (RD7QR)
Him: "Not This Shit Again"
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Plus the 'We need to talk when you get home' variant
Just to ruin ALL the day.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
So you are saying there is a chance???
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (gbWkA)
Inconceivable!
Posted by: Vizzini at April 27, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (UOJLJ)
Ah, yes, the preemptive "I wouldn't touch you with a fucking barge pole" brushoff. I know it well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 09:59 AM (X6fMO)
I have heard a lot of lines in my pre Mr Moki days, but my favorites were always the religion students who told me that God had spoken to them, and He said we were going to be married. By the third one, I was asking them which god was speaking to them, since they were all hearing it, but I wasn't.
Posted by: moki at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (Fj+94)
I've clicked the image.
I've zoomed the image.
I've looked at his face.
I have this very same look and hand position when listening to my Mother In Law prattle on about something of inconsequence, for hours.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (ZO497)
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Those Days = The Good Old Days
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The days before penicillin. When a social disease meant death.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:04 AM (gJBE5)
That would be heaven for me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:04 AM (X6fMO)
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behold the god who bleeds....
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 27, 2017 10:04 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
He's trying to bang his MIL?
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:04 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (J+eG2)
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Oh my. Does your wife know about this?
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:04 AM (sBOL1)
Tnis painting is also a Rorschach test
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (Fj+94)
I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!
Posted by: Rorshach at April 27, 2017 10:05 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:05 AM (ieXn8)
The Lifetime 'Not Molested By Bill Clinton' Award.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:05 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:05 AM (ieXn
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Hey hey HEY! That's not Scarlett O'Hara.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: art critic at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (xVRrG)
She: "Is that what we're calling 'It' now? Shut up and fuck me."
Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (MK1zk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 27, 2017 10:07 AM (PNcou)
Sure does.
Last time she was going on and on, and then stepped into the kitchen for a moment, I read the Webster's online dictionary definition of "Disjointed" to Mrs VIA.
I thought she was gonna dribble herself, she was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:08 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:06 AM (sBOL1)
I think her name in that classic parody sketch is Scarlet O'Harlot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:08 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:08 AM (gbWkA)
I have heard a lot of lines in my pre Mr Moki days, but my favorites were always the religion students who told me that God had spoken to them, and He said we were going to be married. By the third one, I was asking them which god was speaking to them, since they were all hearing it, but I wasn't.
Posted by: moki at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (V+V4
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK4AZTqhq8U
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (UOJLJ)
This looks like it's going to become a monthly thing...
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 10:10 AM (RD7QR)
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK4AZTqhq8U
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (XWkhW)
Very cute!
Posted by: moki at April 27, 2017 10:11 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:08 AM (ieXn
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"I saw it in the window, and I just couldn't resist it."
https://youtu.be/eTKhw-v5h2I
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:11 AM (sBOL1)
His or someone else's?
The Paolo, he has no need for a suit. The Paolo's abs bring all the girls to the yard, if you know what he is meaning.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2017 10:12 AM (ml2c/)
Posted by: moki at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (V+V4
Heh. I think Mrs. Muse got a couple of those, too, before she met Mr. WonderfulPerfect.
...and then she dumped him and married me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:12 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: Chel-Z, Ginger Rapper for Charity at April 27, 2017 10:12 AM (pNxlR)
I have heard a lot of lines in my pre Mr Moki days, but my favorites were always the religion students who told me that God had spoken to them, and He said we were going to be married. By the third one, I was asking them which god was speaking to them, since they were all hearing it, but I wasn't.
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Really? Women say that? I'm a female and that never occurred to me.
Sure, God speaks to me, but it's typically things like "change the furnace filter" and "get gas today, gasbuddy.com says prices are going up."
/or maybe God just doesn't want me to be married?
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:12 AM (FkAXz)
She: "Have you heard about about the assassination of Franz Ferdinand?"
He: "Yes. An ugly business, thank heavens it won't affect us."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:12 AM (ZO497)
Just the Homer Simpson award with the words rearranged. I don't think any proggies will notice and if they do, they won't care.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 10:14 AM (d76uN)
This painting is a compilation of the best qualities of impressionism, and realism. The genteel background is a perfect frame for this picnic. As you examine the paining closer, the figures become secondary and nature, in its lush summer expanse, draws you inward.
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 10:14 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:14 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:15 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (UOJLJ)
Yes, let's see how the pajama boi anarchists do against guys who will fight back. Unless of course the commie cops defend the Antifa scum
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (UOJLJ)
This looks like it's going to become a monthly thing...
Posted by: joncelli
Ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gJBE5)
"Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: We've ended up in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump-Mike Tyson mutant combo.
Alex Hopper: What was that, Petty Officer Raikes?
Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: Nothing, sir.
Alex Hopper: I swear you said Donald Trump. Wanna clarify? I think I heard a 'Mike Tyson' as well.
Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: If you did, it was only in reference to the fact that you both project great physical intensity, sir.
Alex Hopper: That's flattering. "
http://tinyurl.com/muts7wb
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (d3wbb)
He: "Really? That's rough. I mean, I know their last album was no great shakes, but. . ."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (X6fMO)
Mr Moki is my husband. He took me out shooting M-16s in the desert for our first date. I cooked him chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes for the second. It was a match made in heaven. And I happened to hear God that time!
Posted by: moki at April 27, 2017 10:17 AM (V+V48)
And let's not forget the conversations with women you've just met that always manage to work the words "my boyfriend" into the first sentence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)
There are women who don't start conversations that way? Huh. Could have fooled me.
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2017 10:17 AM (xjiRE)
"Burn baby burn
Disco inferno
Burn baby burn"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:17 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:05 AM (ieXn
He really captured the texture of all the cat hair.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 27, 2017 10:18 AM (lalCH)
against guys who will fight back. Unless of course the commie cops
defend the Antifa scum Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (493sH)
Some Milo Minderbender is gonna find a way to monetize this. Good for him.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 10:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2017 10:18 AM (Fj+94)
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:18 AM (FkAXz)
Or the painting, really.
If you're going to take the time and effort to create a painting, shouldn't it be of something notable? Not some random boring, mundane moment, as if you accidentally hit the camera button on your phone.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 27, 2017 10:18 AM (1zARK)
Posted by: Under Fire
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I'm still reacting to the drunk in California who punched out the crime-preventing robot.
http://tinyurl.com/majnxba
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:19 AM (ZO497)
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hi sailor!
Posted by: Caitlyn J at April 27, 2017 10:19 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (UOJLJ)
And then followed up with a free hickory shampoo. Bikers For Trump is a full-service organization.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:19 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2017 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)
I worked with a woman who lived with a guy since college. Every conversation was about her getting married to him. No matter what she went on and on like she was the only person who was ever getting married. Recently saw on Linkedin she's now sporting a new last name. I guess the marriage of the century only last a few years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:20 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Corona at April 27, 2017 10:20 AM (iremz)
turned out my dad buttdialed me. @#%$
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 27, 2017 10:20 AM (QK2QM)
Posted by: Agent Cooper
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Aw, c'mon, don't be a cynic. They are in love...or least he is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:20 AM (ZO497)
http://tinyurl.com/majnxba
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:19 AM (ZO497)
Some guy on Twitter linked to this story and asked "Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:21 AM (ieXn8)
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Aw, c'mon, don't be a cynic. They are in love...or least he is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:20 AM (ZO497)
She just wants his money.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:21 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: gentleman at April 27, 2017 10:21 AM (PNcou)
http://tinyurl.com/mqajbof
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:21 AM (J+eG2)
create a painting, shouldn't it be of something notable? Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 27, 2017 10:18 AM (1zARK)
Yes. It should also include luminescent moonlight, a bubbling brook, a cozy cottage with the warm glow of candlelight from inside, moss-covered stones, a riverstone chimney with a fine spire of woodsmoke, fir trees, and a Hefty bag of dismembered body parts next to the cheerful little red front door.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 10:22 AM (Bdeb0)
in graduate religion classes (I was taking Islamic studies for my
masters in Intl Relations/ Middle East studies) and you are pretty okay
looking, some of these guys don't know how to ask you out any other way.
It was both sad and funny and really irritating at the same time.
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So MEN actually say that?
OMG.
The members of the horde are smoking hot.
/I live alone with a cat.
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:22 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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It's not like the good old days, when bikers used chains. These days, all Harleys use rubber band drive belts. Just doesn't have the same panache.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 27, 2017 10:16 AM (d3wbb)
I've always thought that movie was unfairly bum-rapped. I thought it was fun, for what it was.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (ieXn8)
I have heard a lot of lines in my pre Mr Moki days, but my favorites were always the religion students who told me that God had spoken to them, and He said we were going to be married. By the third one, I was asking them which god was speaking to them, since they were all hearing it, but I wasn't.
Posted by: moki at April 27, 2017 10:03 AM (V+V4
I had a gal once try to pull something similar. This is going on and I see that by where you live, so it must be meant to be.
She also told me she once had a threesome with her boyfriend and his Dad.
So no, I wasn't exactly feeling whatever she was.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
The members of the horde are smoking hot.
/I live alone with a cat.
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:22 AM (FkAXz)
I just live alone.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (fDdVG)
258 The (insert prominent proggies name here) (insert number here) Annual award for excellence in field of achievement.
Hey, my Mom flew millions of miles and braved sniper fire in Kosovo! How dare you deride her magnificent accomplishments!
Posted by: Chel-Z, Ginger Rapper for Charity at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (+OYy0)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:09 AM (UOJLJ)
And then followed up with a free hickory shampoo. Bikers For Trump is a full-service organization.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Don't forget the walnut conditioner!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (gJBE5)
Ya wanna go somewhere quiet and release my chakras?
Posted by: Al Gore, Seminary School Dropout at April 27, 2017 10:24 AM (j+dfT)
That's part of the beauty of slow seduction. Rather than a cheap tank top and shorts you can just strip off, I think the careful undoing of buttons and laces, with the slow reveal of tender, white skin down to intimate lace covering the most private of places is a wonder.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:24 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Get a cat, or if you don't like cats, get a dog!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:24 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 27, 2017 10:25 AM (QK2QM)
That's part of the beauty of slow seduction. Rather than a cheap tank top and shorts you can just strip off, I think the careful undoing of buttons and laces, with the slow reveal of tender, white skin down to intimate lace covering the most private of places is a wonder.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:24 AM (X6fMO)
Gives her too much time to change her mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:25 AM (0mRoj)
My father, a widower, almost died from a brain bleed that left him in the hospital for two weeks.
Yeh...I know the uncertainty, and fear.
Glad there was a happy explanation .
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:25 AM (J+eG2)
==
*considers changing nic, server *
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 10:25 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
I think a lot of us live alone. Even if we are in a relationship.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2017 10:26 AM (kTF2Z)
Get a cat, or if you don't like cats, get a dog!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:24 AM (fDdVG)
Highly allergic to cats, don't have the current means to care for a dog.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2017 10:17 AM (xjiRE)
You actually get women to talk to you?
Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Posted by: Country Boy at April 27, 2017 10:26 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 27, 2017 10:26 AM (QK2QM)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Same reason strippers wear lots, so they can make it last longer than 10 seconds
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:26 AM (FZYNt)
Who's with me that today is the day the Berkeley police will finally decide to bust heads - biker heads, that is?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
It'll still leave a welt!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (gJBE5)
Can we just say this discovery doesn't change anything since the vast majority of studies indicate the opposite?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (UGR1+)
http://tinyurl.com/mqajbof
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:21 AM (J+eG2)
Found out yesterday that wearing a mask in public is ILLEGAL in California. Prolly originally an anti-KKK law, but it's still on the books, and the Berkeley Police could've enforced it during any of the protests.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (ieXn8)
There seems to be a theme with me . Or I just want so out of this place I exist in.
But I always think I want to live there, or anywhere but here.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (0Ryp5)
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I know! I know!
Because it's pre-industrialization, and complex dresses using a lot of material was an Industry. As were "hats" and "carriages."
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:25 AM (X6fMO)
Yeah. I reached that point in the last year or so of my marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (0mRoj)
Paging Dr Nevergiveup, to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2017 10:26 AM (kTF2Z)
NGU sounds like he knows what he's doing.
Did you know his favorite movie is Marathon Man?
Posted by: Country Boy at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:28 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 27, 2017 10:28 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 09:42 AM
You couldn't possibly know that, unless ... you're really Bob from the NSA, aren't you??!!!!?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2017 10:28 AM (D6d5F)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (ieXn
Only symbolically arresting them though. The Berkeley cops wouldn't want to even hurt the feelings of the snowflakes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:28 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (X6fMO)
( *raises hand* )
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking, too. Of course, the pantyfags are such sniveling cowards, they might not even show up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:29 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:29 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:29 AM (J+eG2)
There seems to be a theme with me . Or I just want so out of this place I exist in.
But I always think I want to live there, or anywhere but here.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (0Ryp5)
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I want to live there too, willow. And I want to wear that dress and shawl. It looks so peaceful and quiet there.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:29 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 10:29 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (7uYFy)
"Five poets on the new feminism"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n3a8sym
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: gentleman at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (kTF2Z)
Forgive me if this sounds both brusque and domineering, but you need to either set up an PO box we can send you donations (as we did with another poster here) or a PayPay acct. or the conservative equivalent We have heard about your situation for months. We (or let me say most of the horde) thinks well of you and cares very much about you. I know I want to help and I think I'm not the only one. It is an extension of grace to put away the pride sometimes and say "Yes, I could use some help!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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NGU. But you'll have to join the Navy.
I'd stick with the broken crown, but that's just me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (ZO497)
Such as....
living with ten cats.
--
It seems to me that having ten cats would result in lots of hijinks.
/but it seems.... costly.
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:31 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:31 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 27, 2017 10:31 AM (2DnZW)
Now I feel bad. or perhaps I could just create a new evening gown.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:31 AM (0Ryp5)
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This new science amazes me!
Posted by: King Arthur at April 27, 2017 10:31 AM (PNcou)
There seems to be a theme with me . Or I just want so out of this place I exist in.
But I always think I want to live there, or anywhere but here.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (0Ryp5)
**hugs**
I'm so sorry, Willow. I know that feeling achingly well, and wish there were something I could say to make you happy. I don't like where I am or what I am or anything else about myself. Not that I would be happier in another time or place, but how much worse could it be? Of course, Somewhere In Time addressed that longing, as I'm sure you know.
Did you see the article the other day by some fool who wrote how all of us are richer than John D. Rockefeller ever was? What it came down to was claptrap that we have easy access to exotic food and more ways to entertain ourselves than ol' John D. So in the writer's estimation, "rich" equaled "ability to be endlessly, distractedly amused."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:32 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Under Fire
If they don't intend to take the joint apart brick by brick and burn the rest down, they shouldn't waste their time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 10:32 AM (9krrF)
Such as....
living with ten cats.
--
It seems to me that having ten cats would result in lots of hijinks.
/but it seems.... costly.
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:31 AM (FkAXz)
I'm assuming you would basically have to give up on having nice furniture.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 10:32 AM (RD7QR)
It seems to me that having ten cats would result in lots of hijinks.
Yeah, it'd be like 101 Dalmatians except with cats. So nothing like 101 Dalmatians, really.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:32 AM (HjTzR)
Because unless I'm entirely wrong about your character you're a kind person and would help others if they were having difficulties and you had the means to help
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:32 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (X6fMO)
Without a doubt. Those cops are completely in bed with the lefty scum. Some rank and file might not be but the brass has shown they are and a lot of PDs are going that way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:33 AM (493sH)
It's OK. I'm not starving I just can't pay for anything superfluous.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
RICO them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:34 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:34 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 10:34 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:35 AM (0Ryp5)
The Paolo, he is happy that she needs three maids to help her out of the dress.
The maids, they are happy too.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2017 10:35 AM (ml2c/)
Posted by: Your Cat at April 27, 2017 10:35 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 10:35 AM (vRcUp)
My" hellspawn" is at school today. I am glad that he is at school. He will come to work with me on Sunday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (fDdVG)
I want to live there.
There seems to be a theme with me . Or I just want so out of this place I exist in.
But I always think I want to live there, or anywhere but here.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (0Ryp5)
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I want to live there too, willow. And I want to wear that dress and shawl. It looks so peaceful and quiet there.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:29 AM (sBOL1)
Sure, it all looks nice on canvas. But knowing that in real life that it's more than likely neither of those people had ever a real bath with actual soap and hot water in their lives kinda spoils the fantasy. Six layers of wool clothing on a hot summer day on somebody who probably already smells like a horse stable underneath doesn't help.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (1zARK)
Every day is a Day.
a Day for this bullshit, and a Day for that bullshit.
We are a stupid stupid people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (HjTzR)
NGU sounds like he knows what he's doing.
Did you know his favorite movie is Marathon Man?
Posted by: Country Boy
______
No, I think it's Marathon TheJamesMadison.
Posted by: Furious George at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (j+dfT)
There seems to be a theme with me . Or I just want so out of this place I exist in.
But I always think I want to live there, or anywhere but here.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:27 AM (0Ryp5)
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I want to live there too, willow. And I want to wear that dress and shawl. It looks so peaceful and quiet there.
Posted by: bluebell
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Nostalgia for a time when niceties and polite civil behavior were traits which were admired?
Aw, c'mon, tattoos and vagina costumes are far more civilized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2017 10:35 AM (vRcUp)
I go there. With an armored division
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n3a8sym
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (vBeA5)
ESPN Exec #1: Gentlemen, our situation is dire. We're facing massive layoffs, audience is down, and our ratings are going down faster than Sandra Fluke during Fleet Week. Any ideas?
ESPN Exec #2: I know, let's do a series on lesbian poetry. Because as sports fans from all over the country tune in to watch the world's premier sports network, feminist poetry is the one thing they want more than anything else.
ESPN Exec #1: Brilliant. Roll it out immediately. The Nielsen ratings won't know what hit 'em.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:37 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: Your Cat at April 27, 2017 10:35 AM (gbWkA)
They really tie the room together.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 27, 2017 10:37 AM (GX63o)
Posted by: Furious George
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Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:37 AM (ZO497)
This is a picture from when-Victorian times/Edwardian? The rich had real baths and running water and soap.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:37 AM (fDdVG)
She is in a notable state of deshabille. Significantly, his spoon is lying flat on the saucer, her spoon is inserted into the cup.
She is giving him all the signals that he's not picking up on. He looks bored and defeated because he's trying to pay attention to her thoughts on the Bronte trollops. That's not the way into her corset, brother, she's asking to be ravished.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2017 10:38 AM (gIRsn)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n3a8sym
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 27, 2017 10:30 AM (vBeA5)
There are a lot of guys who watch nothing but ESPN. I wonder if they still do that through all of this?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:38 AM (493sH)
There are worse things.
Such as....
living with ten cats."
And then there is a cat too-too-too far.
http://tinyurl.com/mdpv43t
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 27, 2017 10:38 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Is it the trappings of the place and time we long for, or simply a wish for a place in time that feels right, that makes sense to us and makes us feel as if we belong?
I've mentioned before the idea of "loss of place". I've been feeling it hardcore for some years--I think many of us were during the Obama years; I suspect our adversaries on the Left are feeling it now.
We can confront it in two ways: retreat into nostalgia, or building the world we want. The first is tempting. The second, I think, is far more productive.
But when not everyone agrees what world should be built...ah, there's the rub...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 10:38 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Your Cat
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They match the hairballs and vomited grass perfectly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:38 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2017 10:39 AM (a0IVu)
I'm sure Sessions is seriously considering sketching a draft of a suggestion for consideration even as we speak.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:39 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (fDdVG)
how's he doing?
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 27, 2017 10:39 AM (0O7c5)
This is a picture from when-Victorian times/Edwardian? The rich had real baths and running water and soap.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:37 AM (fDdVG)
Yup. Every Saturday, whether they needed it or not. In summer.
In winter the bathtub was filled with coal for the stove.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 27, 2017 10:39 AM (1zARK)
Aw, c'mon, tattoos and vagina costumes are far more civilized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:36 AM (ZO497)
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Sometimes I think I was born at the wrong time. I identify with Miss Manners.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:39 AM (sBOL1)
Woman in painting - How much more should I toy with him before I dash all his hopes and dreams and stomp on his heart?
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:40 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2017 10:40 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
I go there. With an armored division
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Staffed by the Golden Horde.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (9krrF)
I missed the 1870's by a hundred years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (gJBE5)
Cat Ladys are simple to understand.
They figure if one cat to bring them a little happiness and a little love, then 100 cats will make them the happiest and most loved woman in the world.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (qUNWi)
Did you see my previous prayer request from an earlier thread? If so, I told him he must go see the school counselor today. I called her and spoke to her about him. I like her. She is going to see him during his study hall. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (sBOL1)
First camping weekend for him is this weekend -current forecast?
High to mid 40's and rain all weekend with lows dropping into the 30's at night.
Now we'll find out if he's really up for this or not.
Posted by: H Badger at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (a0IVu)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (qUNWi)
Yes, I contemplated her neck for a while. Let's say my productivity has suffered as a result.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (RD7QR)
So if Hillary shows up at the Correspondence dinner to speak and the press gives her a standing O - will that signal the final nail of the death of the MSM or just be added to the evidence box?
Posted by: astronaut achmed at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (nWI06)
With rules.
Unfortunately, for Willow and many others, todays women have tossed aside their end of the bargain, yet are demanding that men continue to uphold their end.
And in my opinion, the world is not a better place for them having done so.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2017 10:43 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: rickb223
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On the upside, you got antibiotics, Folger's Crystals, and Chevrolets..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:43 AM (ZO497)
so .. we'll look at the things to be happy for, spouse is whipping/ whooped cancers ass, and simple things such as holding hands tickling eachother . money bah, wishes and all, I am grateful for a reprieve from grieving. Worries financially are useless at this point. so strange to go back to
simple things that we forget how wonderful they can make us feel.
corny saying coming. "love is really what matters'
Now if G-d decides to take that, I might be the craziest meanest bitch for the rest of this physical existence.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:43 AM (0Ryp5)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:43 AM (sBOL1)
Ever see a woman who tans a lot, like way too much?
Or a bulimic?
These are women who got a compliment once for having a tan or looking thin and then figured if they got attention with a little tan or being thin, then a darker tan and a thinner body will get them even more compliments.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:43 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Jean
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Today, we're going to reduce your level of angst.
Posted by: Marine DI at April 27, 2017 10:44 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:44 AM (FZYNt)
Just kidding, guys. ;^) That was not my Rorshak test. Did i sound like falling SJW feminist?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:44 AM (fDdVG)
On the upside, you got antibiotics, Folger's Crystals, and Chevrolets..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
and girls in yoga pants
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:45 AM (FZYNt)
Just kidding, guys. ;^) That was not my Rorshak test. Did i sound like falling SJW feminist?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:44 AM (fDdVG)
I'm not predatory but I am cynical.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:45 AM (0mRoj)
earlier thread? If so, I told him he must go see the school counselor
today. I called her and spoke to her about him. I like her. She is going
to see him during his study hall. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (fDdVG)
no, i didn't.... i'll keep him in my prayers though.
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 27, 2017 10:46 AM (0O7c5)
Downside?
I'm deathly allergic to penicillin, don't drink coffee, and am a Ford man.
Rather have the horses, dynamite, nitroglycerin & $20 gold pieces.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:46 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 10:46 AM (qUNWi)
And gender fluid non-binary Unicorn frapaccinos.
What a stupid time to be alive
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:46 AM (J+eG2)
On the upside, you got antibiotics, Folger's Crystals, and Chevrolets..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
and girls in yoga pants
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:45 AM (FZYNt)
You rang?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 27, 2017 10:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: gewa76 at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (f4GSC)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (0Ryp5)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (FZYNt)
Downside?
I'm deathly allergic to penicillin, don't drink coffee, and am a Ford man.
Rather have the horses, dynamite, nitroglycerin & $20 gold pieces.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:46 AM (gJBE5)
And your trusty Colt Peacemaker.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (+YJf/)
An excellent question, Brother Cavil, and one that leads itself to a nice long discussion over some adult beverages.
In my case, something of both. I prefer the style of the 1890 - 1920 period (but will, in all honesty, having just got off a nasty asthma attack, thank heavens for modern medicine), and would like to return even to the early 1960s, when men dressed like men and not overgrown kids and ladies dressed like ladies.
But the time itself has never felt right to me. Even as a child, I always felt out of place, as though I ought to have been born decades earlier. And, I suppose, part of it is that I don't feel as though I have any purpose in this time other than to be a tax slave.
I feel that I've watched 50-odd years of my life drift away, which is my own psychological burden and has nothing to do with the current times and tempers. I suppose the bottom line is that I wish I were comfortable as myself, and wonder if I would have been if, for example, I was standing on the corner of Sunset and Vine on a warm April morning in 1912, smelling the eucalyptus and watching the sun rise on a beautiful, clear California morning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 10:48 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Hillary at April 27, 2017 10:48 AM (ZO497)
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Nah.
You'd be a servant, and it would be horrible.
But you'd like in a real house. But with that era's Kardashians.
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:49 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:49 AM (gJBE5)
Um....Lena in Yago pants.
Or
Lena after taking off the yoga pants?
Decisions...decisions.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:49 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2017 10:50 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: willow
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In Fantasyland, we're all polished aristocrats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:50 AM (ZO497)
My son has had two days of crying-a bit, yelling and going on and on. I think he may be clinically depressed-which seemed to come out of nowhere, so I told him to go see the counselorwho works with the kids on the spectrum- The"Child studies team" He insists she doesn't like him-which isn't true She's known him since the 9th grade. Thank God we now have medical insurance if he needs to go see someone for longer term. Talking with a kid of the spectrum who's clearly troubled but doesn't know how to articulate about their emotions even if they're high functioning is exhausting sometimes-at least for me. So yes, we are in major need of prayer and she and I had a good conversation this morning.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 10:50 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 10:50 AM (UOJLJ)
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Nah.
You'd be a servant, and it would be horrible.
But you'd like in a real house. But with that era's Kardashians.
Posted by: shibumi at April 27, 2017 10:49 AM (FkAXz)
Selfies were much harder to take back then.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
Rush used the phrase "cookie cutter" yesterday referring to fake news person and how they're all the same. It's a good phrase.
But this "cookie cutter" thing today extends beyond the media personnel.
I've noticed young people today are all Cookie Cutter people. They all look the same, dress the same, act the same. And they all think they're unique because their tattooed arms are slightly different from everyone else's tattooed arms, or they (the men, men?) wear a slightly different wrist band.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: josephistan at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (7HtZB)
NYT Blames Conservative Targets of Campus Violence for 'Throwing Themselves' Into 'Volatile Situations'
I can't even...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (ieXn8)
And not the servants.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:50 AM (ZO497)
well of course, my lineage indicates I was once related to kings.
LOL. why is everyone a princess yet never the princess's maid?
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (0Ryp5)
An excellent question, Brother Cavil, and one that leads itself to a nice long discussion over some adult beverages.
Would make for a hell of a thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (HjTzR)
And they all pride themselves on their non-conformity.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:52 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:47 AM (0Ryp5)
In the great and storied lineage of The naturalfakes,
among the horse-thieves, cardsharps and con men,
I'm sure they would've had room for a cad and a bounder to marry that young lass and squander her family's fortune.
Soooo, thumb's up for living in the past.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2017 10:52 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:52 AM (0Ryp5)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:41 AM (gJBE5)
Napoleon III: There's a decade I wish I could have skipped
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 27, 2017 10:53 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 10:53 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:54 AM (J+eG2)
Ahh, prayers for you Fen. My daughter is autistic and we were having so many behavioral and medical problems with her that we finally transferred her case to the UCLA group and finally, I feel she is with experts and it is making a difference. What I'm saying is, finding the right professional to help make a huge difference for these kids. But it is a rough ride till then.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2017 10:54 AM (a0IVu)
NYT Blames Conservative Targets of Campus Violence for 'Throwing Themselves' Into 'Volatile Situations'
I can't even...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (ieXn
Counter revolutionaries force Soviet govt. to put them in gulags
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Insomniac
I'll take door #2
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2017 10:54 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (0Ryp5)
Heh. I used to know a woman who claimed to be able to give "past life" readings. And everybody always used to be, in their past lives, a princess or some famous person. Nobody was ever some duke's stable boy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:54 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:52 AM (ieXn
When I see one out there with a J. Crew Messenger Bag I'll be impressed by his nonconformity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2017 10:54 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Tats. For the individuality. That's why you pick a number off a picture on the wall.
Same as the other guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (d76uN)
And not the servants.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:51 AM (J+eG2)
And most of you are, my boy
Posted by: King Niall at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (c6/9Q)
Planning a kitchen "refresh". RE: undercabinet range hoods - what is preferable? Vented to outdoors or recirculated air?
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (r/0kC)
I've always told my kids that the teenage years are the hardest. So don't be fooled by movies and tv shows that show all teens having a great time, all the time. Teens have one foot in childhood and one foot in adulthood, and that causes a lot of anxiety.
Anyway, prayers ascending!
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (sBOL1)
The young woman has had some 20 surgeries.
It sounds dreadful. Please pray.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (nBr1j)
And not the servants.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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There is a powerful tendency to compare one's situation to those who we believe to be happier than ourselves.
If the inclination was always to compare ourselves to people who are worse off, then we would be much happier.
I defer again, to the picture of the Austrian orphan who is euphoric because of a new pair of shoes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:56 AM (ZO497)
Soooo, thumb's up for living in the past.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2017 10:52 AM (NyJwR)
Marry? Never. But a cad or a bounder if good-looking enough definitely had a shot at getting bored, rich women in bed.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2017 10:56 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:56 AM (J+eG2)
If I could go back, just for a day, I'd fed ex a dozen tommy guns and $20 gold pieces to my current self & buy stock in Coca Cola.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:57 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (kD8Fh)
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Outdoors outdoors outdoors outdoors.
Or, if you prefer, outdoors.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:57 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (kD8Fh)
Vented to the outdoors.
Recirculated air is exactly the same as sticking a fan next to the stove.
Zero benefit.
Well, except for the bacon grease facial you get through the output.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2017 10:57 AM (NyJwR)
to speak and the press gives her a standing O - will that signal the
final nail of the death of the MSM or just be added to the evidence box? Posted by: astronaut achmed at April 27, 2017 10:42 AM (nWI06)
That will signal the Beginning of the Restoration.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
The inclusion of the Multnomah County Republican Party , one of many groups involved in the event, apparently drew the ire of the anonymous emailer, who told organizers they could cancel the group's registration or face protest action.
Protest we must!
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2017 10:58 AM (+YJf/)
http://eviltricks.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-to-make-nitroglycerin.html
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 10:55 AM (d76uN)
Great googly moogly, even making that stuff sounds quite dangerous
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 10:58 AM (ieXn8)
I've noticed young people today are all Cookie Cutter people. They all look the same, dress the same, act the same.
And they all pride themselves on their non-conformity.
Just like the hippies of 50 years ago or the beatniks before them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2017 10:58 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:58 AM (HjTzR)
Yes...this.
I well often stop my MiL in the middle of one of her disjointed trades, and simply ask her
"So, did anything good happen in your life today?".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 10:58 AM (J+eG2)
Vented out if it's already set up for that.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 10:59 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 10:57 AM (sBOL1)
that was my first thought. It will cost more $$ and add some time to the project, but since my kitchen is small and open to the rest of the first floor, probably makes the most sense.
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 10:59 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2017 10:59 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Strobe at April 27, 2017 10:59 AM (gbWkA)
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Chelsea could get a Pulitzer Participation Prize.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 27, 2017 10:59 AM (Nwg0u)
NYT Blames Conservative Targets of Campus Violence for 'Throwing Themselves' Into 'Volatile Situations'
I can't even...
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Pearl Harbor? The Japs were driven by the U.S. to do that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (sBOL1)
I never watched a single episode of Mad Men because I hate the fact they appropriated my favorite time period and sullied it with a left wing slant.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (HjTzR)
443 Many of us, myself included, watch Downton Abby, and assume that we would be the gentry.
And not the servants.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
----------
There is a powerful tendency to compare one's situation to those who we believe to be happier than ourselves.
If the inclination was always to compare ourselves to people who are worse off, then we would be much happier.
I defer again, to the picture of the Austrian orphan who is euphoric because of a new pair of shoes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 10:56 AM (ZO497)
I think you're right. I would have been a farmer, possibly successful, but a farmer.
If I was successful the Bolsheviks would have killed me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (nBr1j)
Was Bell Telephone a public offering back the?
And did it ultimately lead to Verizon?
That would be some good stock.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (qUNWi)
I'd like to go back to the early 60's because I love the furniture!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 10:58 AM (HjTzR)
Ii've got some mid-mod furniture in my house that I'd gladly let go of since it's not mine. BF has been storing it here and I just want it gone. It's a very nice BR set, clean. He is a mid-mod furniture hoarder.
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 11:01 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:01 AM (0Ryp5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2017 11:02 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2017 11:02 AM (IqV8l)
$20 gold pieces to my current self buy stock in Coca Cola.
.
.
.I would go back and buy a couple of cases filled with Colt Single Action Army Pistols. Half in 44-40 and the other half in 45 Colt and keep them in suspended state until now.
I would be rich.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2017 11:02 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 11:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 27, 2017 11:03 AM (Fb9aZ)
I should feel bad but in this, I don't
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:03 AM (0Ryp5)
so far the horde is unanimous about outdoor venting, so my decision is made.
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 11:04 AM (kD8Fh)
Don't rush him!
He's barely had time to order new letterhead and change the drapes in his office!
And then he has to interview for secretarial positions!
And arrange for the right take-out for his power lunches!
Have some patience!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 11:04 AM (X6fMO)
That's the thing about furniture -- it can be like you're married to it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:04 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 11:04 AM (UOJLJ)
I can't even...
Posted by: OregonMuse
our skirts were too short?
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:05 AM (0Ryp5)
One day before the network laid off many of its employees, it published five poems about feminism and political resistance on its website geared toward women, ESPNW
Weasel Zippers
These assholes are suicidal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2017 11:05 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2017 11:05 AM (r/0kC)
Thanks very much. It possibly even harder for kids on the spectrum who don't have any friends they can vent to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 11:06 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 27, 2017 11:06 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)
Uh, I think I've heard the Howard Zinn types actually claim this.
Or maybe it was Pat Buchanan. I forget which, the paleo right look almost exactly identical to the moonbat left on foreign policy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 11:06 AM (ieXn8)
You know what's ironic? I started him on the path to OCD mid-mod consumption. One day he came back from goodwill with one of his "gets".
It was a gorgeous long oval coffee table, I coveted it so. I went on and on about it, so he did some research online.
this episode took place about two years before the whole mid-mod trend blew up. In the interim he has accumulated so many pieces he could open his own store.
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 11:06 AM (kD8Fh)
they appropriated my favorite time period and sullied it with a left
wing slant. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:00 AM (HjTzR)
You missed seeing a man get his foot cut off with a John Deere riding mower. At an office party. By a woman driver.
I think that's about all you missed.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)
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You see what you made me do?
- Ike Turner
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 27, 2017 11:07 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 11:04 AM (X6fMO)
Are we to take it that you're perhaps a bit disappointed with the performance of Mr. Sessions thus far?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 11:08 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:08 AM (0Ryp5)
If you never watched it how can you presume to know its leftist slant? Pro-tip: there isn't one.
It's simply the best TV show ever. I am now re-binge-watching it with No. 1 Son, who has never seen it. We are both loving it.
Don Draper is my spirit animal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2017 11:08 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 27, 2017 11:08 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:09 AM (0Ryp5)
The standard deduction have to go up a hell of a lot to beat my other deductions. Basically, it sure looks like my middle class ass is getting ready to take another paddling.
Again, maybe I don't have all the facts, but my wallet has been beat to shit every year, and I'm not seeing a whole lot of relief.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 27, 2017 11:09 AM (qFpa2)
Especially if you're 6'0".
F'n vent is eye height.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:09 AM (gJBE5)
this episode took place about two years before the whole mid-mod trend blew up. In the interim he has accumulated so many pieces he could open his own store.
Hahaha, that's what you get for reinforcing his behavior!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:09 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (UOJLJ)
Yes, HOWEVER, remember that left wing democrats in 1960 would be classified as right wing conservatives today...It is a good idea to keep that in mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (KlI/a)
Don Draper is my
FIFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (gJBE5)
But I have a habit of "collecting" things too.
Once I buy a gadget, I'll buy another...and then another..
Kinda like you guys and your guns, or your penis-extenders, as Ace calls them.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (HjTzR)
Grump, what did Ace call guns? I forgot.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2017 11:11 AM (X6fMO)
I always wished I was a young woman during the 40's. I love the fashion
of that time, men dressed like men and people actually took pride in
their country. I hate time I live in now. Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 27, 2017 11:08 AM (zRZaJ)
Zod decrees that you are a young woman during the 40's. Enjoy yourself.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire
Delta Airlines:
"We don't beat you. We allow you to beat yourself!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:11 AM (gJBE5)
Thanks for the support. and prayers Up to this point he can't been much trouble really aside from the usual challenges of having a kid on the high functioning level of autism. He doesn't have melt downs mostly. He's just kind of abrupt and sometimes lacks empathy and misses social cues. In fact, i didn't know that he was autistic until he just got diagnosed in between 8th and 9th grade
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 11:12 AM (fDdVG)
Mad Men was my only appointment viewing when it first aired. I don't think I even made it through all of the first year though. I have all of it on DVD if I ever feel like catching up.
The thing I liked about it was it reminded my of my folks and their set (clothing and interior setting wise). Except my parents and their buddies were always laughing not a bunch of sourpusses like the Mad men crew.
I may have lost interest in the series due to the lack of joy exhibited by any of the characters.
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 11:12 AM (kD8Fh)
According to Virginia law, you can't saw off your penis extender any shorter than 18", and it must contain a plug if you're going to hunt waterfowl with it.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Just couldn't get into it.
That's usually the case with shows that everybody loves and everybody tells me I will love.
Except Breaking Bad. They were all right on that one.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 27, 2017 11:13 AM (s/EUv)
Again, maybe I don't have all the facts, but my wallet has been beat to shit every year, and I'm not seeing a whole lot of relief.
Posted by: Chupacabra
As I was repeatedly told yesterday, "we're winning!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:13 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (UOJLJ)
Don't see how this is their problem. Granted it's unwelcome but you can't spend all your time on Anti-Weasel Abuse Patrol.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
Pro-tip: there isn't one.
Oh really? No over-arching implications on "patriarchy" and capitalism?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:15 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 11:10 AM (UOJLJ)
Don't see how this is their problem. Granted it's unwelcome but you can't spend all your time on Anti-Weasel Abuse Patrol.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
They should've been more suspicious when he asked for an extra blanket and a bottle of lube.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)
Thanks very much. I can use a hug. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2017 11:16 AM (fDdVG)
Half the reason I still like watching shows like Family Affair is the furniture in Uncle Bill's apartment.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:16 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 27, 2017 11:16 AM (UOJLJ)
She doesn't sound very tolerant.
Could have simply been part of his culture, or religious practice.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 11:17 AM (J+eG2)
And I always wanted to live in the Clampett's mansion. I love that house.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:17 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2017 11:18 AM (2x9LM)
to speak and the press gives her a standing O - will that signal the
final nail of the death of the MSM or just be added to the evidence box?
Read a WashPost article yesterday about how the WHCD has died/been reborn this year. Apparently they reached peak celebrity/president-and-WH staff schmoozing during O's reign, and it is now going back to its roots of being just an industry thing focused on journalists. The writer made it sound like it was totally their decision, not that they really couldn't stand the thought of doing this with a president they detest. Because all those selfies with the latest hot actresses/actors was shallow (uh huh).Whatever, right?
However, Samantha Bee's "Not WHCD" that is taped hours before the real one will be brimming with celebrities/amateur-pundit comedians. If I had to bet, I would say Hillary and/or Obama appears at Bee's party because they love celebrities, and celebrities lurve them right back.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 11:19 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2017 11:19 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 11:19 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (HjTzR)
kallisto and the point of taking the food smells out ofyour space
would be somewhat lost. of ourse cooking pie smell is nice but much of
cooking, frying, well not so much after one has finished the meal.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:01 AM (0Ryp5)
Friend of mine bought and restored/modernized a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights a while back. In keeping with tradition the kitchen was on the, just below grade, ground floor which opened onto the backyard. He installed a range hood that vented up the common chimney of the house. When it was on full bore it practically sucked all the oxygen out of the house (aided by the natural pull of the flu). Needless to say, there were no lingering food smell problems. The best part was the workman who installed the hood and fan had a great sense of humor and at one point said, in his thick Jamaican accent "What de hell is wit you white folks an' not wantin' to smell your food, mon?"
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (Fb9aZ)
Try something easier.
http://www.skylighter.com/fireworks/how-to-
make/Black-Powder-Quick-and-Cheap.asp
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:13 AM (gJBE5)
This winning's much better than being able to afford a vacation for the next few years.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (qFpa2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (0Ryp5)
Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (8b+oT)
Don Draper is annoying.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 11:19 AM (qUNWi)
Don Draper's wife is annoying.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 11:21 AM (J+eG2)
364 332,
There are worse things.
Such as....
living with ten cats."
And then there is a cat too-too-too far.
http://tinyurl.com/mdpv43t
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 27, 2017 10:38 AM (d3wbb)
Could be even worse. Could be longcat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2017 11:21 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2017 11:22 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:22 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2017 11:22 AM (e1mEI)
Speaking of TV spaces I wanted to live in Star Trek.
The Enterprises furniture was very much a reflection of 60's art deco. A beautiful spaceship.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:22 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 11:23 AM (kD8Fh)
I can't even...
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Libs love no-go zones.
Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2017 11:23 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2017 11:24 AM (0Ryp5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 11:24 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 27, 2017 11:25 AM (osuON)
No. He had the blonde who had his kids, then the dark haired one who wanted to be a movie star.
Chritina Cans was just my idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:25 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: macleod at April 27, 2017 11:25 AM (N315I)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 11:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:22 AM (gJBE5)
The first one, thoroughly. The second one, to a lesser extent. No wonder the man had a scotch neat in his hand and that constipated look on his face every other minute of the show.
Draper should've married Peggy and taught her about sex. The naughty kind.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Me too!!!
(No followers of Islam)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 27, 2017 11:24 AM (J+eG2)
The Muslim Vulcan Salute: Live long and DIE INFIDEL!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
No sexual misconduct in the office in Mad Men?
Good god, just watch it.
Yes it's the 1960s and social issues are happening in the background. Does that give it a liberal agenda?
Everything is political if that's all you're looking for. How dull.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2017 11:26 AM (gIRsn)
There was a couple of episodes of Enterprise when an alternate (evil) first Enterprise crew went forward in time and encountered the future Enterprise from the 1960's series.
They remarked how sleek it was, or something.
Which was hard to believe because in most ways the first Enterprise was more hi-tech looking.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:26 AM (HjTzR)
Posted by: macleod at April 27, 2017 11:25 AM (N315I)
For me it was Kasimir Malevich and Gabriel Garcia Marquez, but same idea.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 27, 2017 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
Oh goodness yes. I had a huge crush on her because she's hawt and I'm shallow, but that wore thin fast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2017 11:27 AM (gIRsn)
I found that photo extremely painful. If a kid looks *that* ecstatic over shoes you just know that his life has been truly, deeply miserable before.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 27, 2017 11:27 AM (sEDyY)
I can't even...
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Libs love no-go zones.
Posted by: Dang at April 27, 2017 11:23 AM (8b+oT)
Berkeley mayor accused Coulter of inciting violence.
This is where we are.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2017 11:27 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)
No sexual misconduct in the office in Mad Men?
Good god, just watch it.
Yes it's the 1960s and
no. The sexual misconduct happened at the Playboy Bunny Club. They just drank like fishes and smoked like freight trains at the office.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (gJBE5)
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Hell, if you start pissing them off you will. Just don't piss them off.
Posted by: mpthompson at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (b0njJ)
Has BLM ever protested the series/producers/actors??
#MadMenSoWhite
Posted by: kallisto at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (ieXn8)
Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (3myMJ)
Life is all political it's just referred to by different descriptions.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 27, 2017 11:29 AM (osuON)
Yes it's the 1960s and social issues are happening in the background.
You like that sort of thing because you've accepted that it was reality.
But back then, like today, in real-life, we weren't bombarded 24/7 with in-your-face social issues.
Oh wait...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:29 AM (HjTzR)
Original or any of the series since? If I had to I'd go with TOS. The later periods (or earlier, for Enterprise) just don't appeal to me...but then, space socialism just ain't my thing, I guess...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 27, 2017 11:30 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2017 09:37 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at April 27, 2017 11:26 AM (HjTzR)
You people can't follow the simplest instructions.
I think my problem with graphics has to do with Firefox. Temp fix is to use explorer....ugh.
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2017 11:30 AM (Enq6K)
I couldn't get into Mad Men, either. Cool period clothes, set, etc. but
all the characters seemed quite joyless. Same for Downton Abbey. Hated
Mary and her sister, so couldn't care about them. Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)
Roger wasn't joyless. Bon vivant, drunk, (successful) letch, witty, tried acid, swinger, the Falstaff of the show if there was one.
Posted by: General Zod at April 27, 2017 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)
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Posted by: Meremortal at April 27, 2017 11:32 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Her lap is the last place to put it if keeping it clean is the goal.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 27, 2017 11:34 AM (iWW0H)
But back then, like today, in real-life, we weren't bombarded 24/7 with in-your-face social issues.
I have a pretty good idea what sixties culture was like because I was there.
You seem rather committed to impugning a show you claim not to have watched.
Anyway, saved by the nood.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2017 11:34 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 27, 2017 11:38 AM (fceHP)
Posted by: Joe at April 27, 2017 12:09 PM (MFQJZ)
Yes it's the 1960s and social issues are happening in the background. Does that give it a liberal agenda?
Everything is political if that's all you're looking for. How dull.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2017 11:26 AM (gIRsn)
I watched the first two seasons and I really think the intent was to show how un-evolved they were back then but that world was going to end soon thanks to the 60s bullshit.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)
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