Support




Contact
Powered by
Movable Type





Mid-Morning Open Thread

Gervex Rolla.jpg

Rolla
Henri Gervex

This was sold by Sotheby's in 1984 for far more than expected, no doubt because of the marvelous brushwork on the lamp and the dress.

Their description is interesting, and worth a read. Here is a bit of it....

Taking as his inspiration the eponymous poem of 1833 by Alfred de Musset, Gervex transposes the narrative into fashionable contemporary Paris, signalled by the wrought iron railings and view of the Haussmannised cityscape beyond, the grand boulevard backdrop recognized by some viewers as the fashionable Boulevard des Italiens. Jacques Rolla, a well-born bourgeois, has decided to spend his final night with the prostitute Marion, having squandered his fortune on a life of debauchery. The scene depicts the morning after: while Marion lies asleep, Rolla broods on his fate and contemplates suicide by jumping from the window. The model for Marion is based on several women - the actress Ellen Andrée, a favorite of Renoir, Manet and Degas (she is the sitter in Degas' L'Absinthe of 1876) posed for the body, but demanded that a different model be used for the face.

That little comment about Paris being "Haussmannised" is a pomposity, signalling that the writer is one of the elite who knows who Baron Haussmann was. Except...every Parisian knows who he was, and it's not that big a deal. It's like a New Yorker knowing who Robert Moses was. So? He was an urban planner who changed some of NYC, some for the good and some definitely not. But it's a hometown detail, and not a signal of one's intelligence.

And in the "bourgeois" I get a whiff of Marxist dialectic, which deserves a whiff of grapeshot.

But I digress.

Manet, Degas, Stevens, the young, the old, everyone trooped in front of the canvas which was already famous before it entered the Salon…However, hardly had it been hung on the wall when the surintendant des Beaux- Arts, Turquet, gave the brutal order that it be removed on grounds of immorality, with the complicity of the Salon jury…that’s how an art dealer offered to exhibit Rolla at his shop on the Chaussée-d’Antin… I accepted, as you can imagine, with gratitude, and for three months there was indeed an uninterrupted procession of visitors with a queue of carriages backed up to the Opera.
-- Henri Gervex

Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 1st

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

2 Oh my!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (kTF2Z)

3 Wow.

Posted by: HH at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (DrCtv)

4 and "Oh what a Night!"

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

5 Damn...I was really hoping for the Ace self portrait (in the nude).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (/prE6)

6 The weekly trend continues! Next week actual porn.

Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:30 AM (QCc6B)

7 I was expecting Yoko, so this is a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2017 09:30 AM (kTF2Z)

8 I guess this is post breast-grabbing.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 09:30 AM (tVWQB)

9 Okay then. I see where this is headed.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

10 Appears he didn't bother to paint and pubes either

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

11 Somehow, this involves The Paolo (sp), yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (J+eG2)

12 I'm sure all the 'ettes here look like that the morning after...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (NOIQH)

13 Willowed from previous thread:

According to UK Daily Mail, Aaron Hernandez left three suicide notes - one to his wife, one to his daughter, and one to his gay lover in jail.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (vg8iE)

14 Henri Gervex


******


Last time I spent this much time looking at a Gervex I used a speculum.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (wPiJc)

15 Speaking of painting, their is a fairly famous English painter that some consider a suspect in the Ripper killings.

Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (QCc6B)

16 JUMP!

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (HTdUD)

17 and no staples in the centerfold either

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

18 I see where this is headed.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

Oh come on! This is probably the best piece of the week!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)

19 That's one hairy calf hanging out the bed.

Oh wait, she's French. That makes sense.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (ul9CR)

20 Sandra Fluke - Every day that ends in Y

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

21 I've seen more pussy this week than I have in the last 10 years or so.

Too bad none of it was real, but whatever.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (Jcg9Q)

22 This is probably the best piece of the week!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)
========================

Not if you identify as female.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

23
HARRRRD WOOOOOOOD!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (8XRCm)

24 This work is not for the clothes minded.

Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (YJb5j)

25 Hardwood instead of shag in 1876? That seems odd.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (ZG1OC)

26 The following is a public service announcement.


The April The Giraffe webcam is scheduled to be turned off at 4:30PM EST today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (J+eG2)

27 Looks like he rocked her world. Kudos bro.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (X8p7j)

28 Who was Henry Cervix?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (vZ0KM)

29 22 This is probably the best piece of the week!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)
========================

Not if you identify as female.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

=================

"I'm so triggered by you homophobia right now. I need my safe space..."
-Very smart college student who's ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (/prE6)

30 Rolla. R-o-ll-a, Rolla...

Posted by: Ray Davies at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (7HtZB)

31 I'd be pondering contemplating another bang, myself.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (CHZtP)

32 According to UK Daily Mail, Aaron Hernandez left three suicide notes - one to his wife, one to his daughter, and one to his gay lover in jail.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


'Gay for the stay' or part of his issues?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (HTdUD)

33 In today's good news, apparently Justice Gorsuch cast the tie-breaking vote last night allowing the Arkansas executions to go forward.

Thank you President Trump.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (Jcg9Q)

34 Nekkid!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (QM5S2)

35
LET IT ROLLA ........ DOWN THE HIGHWAY

LET IT ROLLA ........ DOWN THE HIGHWAY

ROLL ROLL

Posted by: BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (8XRCm)

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (sCh2R)

37 Hum?

I am trying to re-post something from Weasel Zippers to FB and FB will not let me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (KlI/a)

38 33 In today's good news, apparently Justice Gorsuch cast the tie-breaking vote last night allowing the Arkansas executions to go forward.

Thank you President Trump.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (Jcg9Q)

==============

"The Constitution allows for the death penalty for treason, so obviously the death penalty is not considered cruel and unusual punishment. Duh."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (/prE6)

39 In today's good news, apparently Justice Gorsuch cast the tie-breaking vote last night allowing the Arkansas executions to go forward.

Thank you President Trump.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (Jcg9Q)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (KlI/a)

40 But it's a hometown detail, and not a signal of one's intelligence.

Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of one's intelligence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (DMUuz)

41 La petit mort preceding le grande suicide.

Posted by: alternate title at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (+INtM)

42 He hit that like French terrorist driving a truck.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (X8p7j)

43 37 Hum?

I am trying to re-post something from Weasel Zippers to FB and FB will not let me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (KlI/a)

=================

*rubs chin*

I see your problem here. You're trying to post to Facebook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (/prE6)

44 This was sold by Sotheby's in 1984 for far more than expected, no doubt
because of the marvelous brushwork on the lamp and the dress.



No doubt it had nothing to do with the hawt naked babe.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (mpXpK)

45 I am trying to re-post something from Weasel Zippers to FB and FB will not let me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup 


They're on to you NGU.
Plus WZ.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (HTdUD)

46 Got a question for the smart mil blog:

I've read stories of the Mexican navy taking out cartel members. Is there a reason they aren't referenced as marines? Is the writer just ignorant?

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (jw2Xw)

47 I thought this was 20th century. It has a very modern feel to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)

48 I'd hit it...

Posted by: BIG AL FREDO at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (iWo0u)

49 46 Got a question for the smart mil blog:

I've read stories of the Mexican navy taking out cartel members. Is there a reason they aren't referenced as marines? Is the writer just ignorant?
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (jw2Xw)

================

"Let me list the ways that you're being cis-normative, imperalistic, and oppresive right now. Why no, I haven't studied for my organic chemistry final that's in an hour. Why do you ask?"
-Very smart college student who's ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (/prE6)

50 She looks veeeeeerrrry relaxed. Congratulations to Jacques.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (RD7QR)

51 creamy & dreamy

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (Yi9Gb)

52 Report: Harvard Tells Students Gender Identity Can Change Day To Day

Weasel Zippers

THIS is what I was trying to post to FB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (KlI/a)

53 She's faking.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (2qHjF)

54 53 She's faking.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (2qHjF)

===============

Being asleep.

She wants him to leave the money and go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (/prE6)

55 Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of Shiner Bock.

There, FIFY.

And Tequila for all! Yay Texas!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (MINbv)

56 She is also dolphin smooth.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (2qHjF)

57 Oh well. He'll commit suicide and the prostitute will join the harem of a "refugee", who will make an honest woman of her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (vRcUp)

58 55 Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of Shiner Bock.

There, FIFY.

And Tequila for all! Yay Texas!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (MINbv)

================

Tequila is a curse on humanity.

Whiskey is God's gift to the world.

Drink whiskey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (/prE6)

59 Really looks like an uncomfortable position to be lying down in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (fDdVG)

60 I've read stories of the Mexican navy taking out cartel members. Is there a reason they aren't referenced as marines? Is the writer just ignorant?

I'm not sure the Mexican Navy even refers to them as Marines - they call them the Infantry Force or something like that.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (PFy0L)

61 going out with a bang, Rolla is. somehow it is disturbing

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (c6/9Q)

62 That bed looks very high. Did mattresses come with box springs in the 1800's?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

63 Are we sure that's not Caitlyn on the bed?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (gjBES)

64
Really looks like an uncomfortable position to be lying down in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (fDdVG)
==================

My guess is, she's dead.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

65 Lewdness! Crudeness! Nudeness!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)

66
47 I thought this was 20th century. It has a very modern feel to it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)

Those C cups look fake.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (2qHjF)

67 Thank you God!

Posted by: the kid from Animal House at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (9zO9Q)

68
The April The Giraffe webcam is scheduled to be turned off at 4:30PM EST today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (J+eG2)


I was told that so many people were watching April's webcam that it was affecting the internet connectivity where I work.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (ii4h0)

69 I'm not sure the Mexican Navy even refers to them as Marines - they call them the Infantry Force or something like that."

Yep. "Naval Infantry Force"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)

70 Rolla ? Like in Missouri ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (KGH7Z)

71 67 Thank you God!
Posted by: the kid from Animal House at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (9zO9Q)

==============

*raises eyebrows suggestively at camera*
-Bluto

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (/prE6)

72 Tequila is a curse on humanity. "

Well, curse me again there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)

73 I shall rename this; Rolla - in the Hay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (p+Wdc)

74 Rollo: "When will the pancakes be ready?"

Posted by: fly gal at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (QHf9j)

75 She's faking.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW
===

Thinking about what she wants in exchange.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (9zO9Q)

76 huh? wait... I thought this was a conservative blog
but conservatives are religious prudes, everybody knows that.

Posted by: confused lib at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (Yi9Gb)

77 Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

I was thinking of suggesting that she might be dead. Having your leg dangle off the bed like that seems unpleasant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (fDdVG)

78 Why is there a FitBit on the nightstand?

Next to the cell phone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (J+eG2)

79
Rolla ? Like in Missouri ?
==================


Way back when, I went to a wild party in Rolla. Don't remember much about it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

80 Untrimmed nether parts is a modern luxury made possible in part by better hygiene.

Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (QCc6B)

81 I'm not sure the Mexican Navy even refers to them as Marines - they call them the Infantry Force or something like that."

Yep. "Naval Infantry Force"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)


The Mexican Air Force is also still subordinate to the Army, IIRC, like the USAAF was until 1947.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (8nWyX)

82 25 Hardwood instead of shag in 1876? That seems odd.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (ZG1OC)

Cuts down on body lice.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj)

83 She wants him to leave the money and go.

Every femme de la nuit knows you get the money first.

Posted by: etiquette at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (+INtM)

84 Composite women? So, Barry's college squeeze?

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (k0vjy)

85 He was a real rock 'n Rolla.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)

86 Looks like he rocked her world. Kudos bro.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM


My goodness, it's only been days has it been since we had the Ace-led discussion about cismales taking a weening pride in their performance, and how that intolerably enhances the imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy?

We thought we were past this sort of thinking here.

It's like we don't even know you people anymore

Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (DMUuz)

87 THIS is what I was trying to post to FB
Posted by: Nevergiveup 


I have a feeling that weasel zippers is on some Facebook list. Regardless of content.

If they're not doing it now, you know they're going to do it soon.

Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.

It would have been worse with Hillary. If people don't get off that platform, I don't want to hear them complain about what happens.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)

88 FB is not allowing any posts from Weasel Zippers--at least from me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (KlI/a)

89 86 Looks like he rocked her world. Kudos bro.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM

My goodness, it's only been days has it been since we had the Ace-led discussion about cismales taking a weening pride in their performance, and how that intolerably enhances the imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy?

We thought we were past this sort of thinking here.

It's like we don't even know you people anymore
Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (DMUuz)

=================

"You're my soulmate."
-Very smart college student who's ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (/prE6)

90 Pretty woman, ugly man. Sigh. So many cliches. Overall, very pretty with the light and bright colors. Should have staples across her stomach, however.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (MIKMs)

91 You can't tell if she's "untrimmed" or not. The blanket/sheet is covering her pubic area.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (fDdVG)

92 I'm not sure the Mexican Navy even refers to them as Marines - they call them the Infantry Force or something like that.

The internet agrees.

http://military.wikia.com/wiki/Mexican_Naval_Infantry

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (jw2Xw)

93 You all want blood. I want Texas.

Posted by: Sam Houston at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (kTF2Z)

94 I'd help her out in the morning too.

Posted by: Excelsior 007 at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (XirO5)

95 "I thought this was a conservative blog
but conservatives are religious prudes, everybody knows that."

Just our cover story. Worked great didn'it ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (KGH7Z)

96 A Happy San Jacinto day To all!

Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (CLKfs)

97 Her knee wouldn't be bent up if she was dead. Unless he was a psycho killer who liked to position his victims just so.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (X8p7j)

98 Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)

Facebook isn't controlled by the 1st Amendment. They can censor their product as much as they want.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)

99 I wonder what next week's theme will be?

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (7HtZB)

100 So, Barry's college squeeze?

---------------

You talkin' to me?

Posted by: Blood Engorged Glans at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (gjBES)

101 93 You all want blood. I want Texas.
Posted by: Sam Houston at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (kTF2Z)

==============

Unpopluar movie opinion:

The Alama from the mid 00s is better than The Alamo with John Wayne.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (/prE6)

102 Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)


Facebook is not subject to the First Amendment.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (8nWyX)

103 My goodness, it's only been days has it been since
we had the Ace-led discussion about cismales taking a weening pride in
their performance, and how that intolerably enhances the imperialist
white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy?
[ . . . ]
Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (DMUuz)


As in . . . I am proud of my weenie?

Crap, Mary. You missed burning your bra, help me out here and try burning your thesaurus instead!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (ii4h0)

104 "FB is not allowing any posts from Weasel Zippers--at least from me?"

Can you cut and paste this to Facebook?


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=335213

It's the link to the story in question

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (ii4h0)

106 Her knee wouldn't be bent up if she was dead.
==================


Rigor mortis.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

107 102 Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)

Facebook is not subject to the First Amendment.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (8nWyX)

===============

Unless you can call Facebook "Congress".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (/prE6)

108
Jacques Rolla, a well-born bourgeois, has decided to spend his final night with the prostitute Marion, having squandered his fortune on a life of debauchery.







Point of order. Isn't "squandered his fortune on a life of debauchery" the whole reason one builds the fortune in the first place?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (XWkhW)

109 " I hope they remember. I hope Texas remembers. "

Trust me, Texas does.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (MINbv)

110 How romantique

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (smD62)

111 106 Her knee wouldn't be bent up if she was dead.
==================


Rigor mortis.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

He'd have to hold it in that position for hours.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (0mRoj)

112 @98 No, no! They're a "common carrier" and must abide by the Master Ticketing Agreement! This is my seat, dammit!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (H5rtT)

113 She only has one nipple. Just when I thought it was safe to say this artist captured the female form well, she forgets a nipple.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (2qHjF)

114 Report: Harvard Tells Students Gender Identity Can Change Day To Day

-
Same with species identity. I'm feeling gorilla-ish today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (Nwg0u)

115 How romantique

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (smD62)
=====================

I answered your question at the end of the last thread, TP.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

116 Unpopluar movie opinion: "

Wrong movie, wrong drink... son, you're on the wrong side of an 0-2 count...

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (MINbv)

117 I have a feeling that weasel zippers is on some Facebook list. Regardless of content.

If they're not doing it now, you know they're going to do it soon.

Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.

It would have been worse with Hillary. If people don't get off that platform, I don't want to hear them complain about what happens.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)
===

If enough people deleted their accounts or stopped using Facebook all together, then that might send them a message but apparently that's a bridge too far for a lot of people.

Somewhat related, Mike Cernovich is talking about having a yuge free speech rally in front of Google headquarters. Say what you want about the guy but at least he's taking action and doing something unlike "totally true conservatives" such as Ben Shapiro or Glenn Beck whom in the latter case suck up to the leftist tech giants.

Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (BDZWU)

118 In a hotel room delightfully lavish
Lies the beautiful doxy he ravished
To bad she's a goat
And the room's a tugboat
An illusion brought on by strong hashish

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (9q7Dl)

119 Can you cut and paste this to Facebook?


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=335213

It's the link to the story in question
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)

Nope...same message

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (KlI/a)

120 I keep fuckin with you and you all keep coming back. Why you gotta make me hit you like that?

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (kTF2Z)

121 The display of vertebrates in moulted and unmoulted forms in their hives is of interest, perhaps, to the monomanaical naturalist, but for those of us interested in art, this is simply irrelevant. It isn't art, though it may suffice for a textbook illustration of narrow appeal.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (CPk08)

122 He'd have to hold it in that position for hours.

Are we still doing phrasing?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (H5rtT)

123 Picture reminds me of a joke:

Three deans of some very prestigious colleges were gathered together and the topic of which school had the brightest and best students came up. Naturally, each dean proclaimed his school the winner. Unable to agree, it was decided to have a contest. Each school would send its best student and each would be given the same test.

The student from University A goes first. He enters the office where the three deans are seated. He is shown a picture of a woman lying naked, face down on the bed. Next to her is a man who could either be taking his clothes off or putting them on.
The deans ask: "What is the man's name?"
The student thinks and thinks. He then admits, "I don't know."

The student from University B comes in next. Same test, same picture, same question.
After some time, he also responds that he doesn't know the man's name.

Last comes the student from University C and the test is repeated.
After quite some time, the deans ask, "Well?"
"I'm not sure," the student says, "I know his first name, but I can't determine his last name."
"What?" respond the deans, somewhat surprised.
"Well, I know his first name is Willie. But I can't decide if his last name is Taylor or Turner."

*You can use any school, naming your alma mater as school C.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (ZQpd0)

124 Ah, Parre.

Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (yOqwj)

125 116 Unpopluar movie opinion: "

Wrong movie, wrong drink... son, you're on the wrong side of an 0-2 count...

Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (MINbv)

==============

I stand by my unpopular opinions because they are the only correct opinions!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (/prE6)

126 I prefer a fat, bald guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: Howard Dean at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (0/kzk)

127 93: I just saw Sam Houston's bedroom. His wife was about 26 years younger than him. They had 8 kids. Texans!

Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (CLKfs)

128 "Nope...same message"

Well, there you have it.


Diversity in action.



Many voices...
One thought.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (J+eG2)

129 Facebook isn't controlled by the 1st Amendment. They can censor their product as much as they want. 
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)


I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)

130 I can post the story from the Washington Times but not Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (KlI/a)

131 @Nevergiveup....

Try this.

http://tinyurl.com/kq3uk5n

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (rF0hx)

132 129
I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)

==============

And it will increasingly become a liberal echo chamber, driving away conservatives who want to share anything political.

That's a good thing.

Facebook is an awful thing. The fewer of us who are on it the better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (/prE6)

133 I sure wouldn't kick her out. I might even lick her out.

Posted by: Excelsior 007 at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (XirO5)

134
You all want blood. I want Texas.

Posted by: Sam Houston
_______________________________

If you want blood,,, you got it!

Posted by: AC/DC at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (HSmrB)

135 Interesting the treatment of Jacque's face, it harshly painted, almost looks like palette knife work, where the lady and the bed is much more softly done. That and the indistinct cityscape beyond the window.

I do like it when an artist uses style to emphasize points beyond just the . . . I suppose it would be called the "narration" of the painting if it weren't strictly a visual thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (ii4h0)

136 Facebook isn't controlled by the 1st Amendment. They can censor their product as much as they want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum




Welp, I just cut the Fb cord.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (vZ0KM)

137 I prefer a fat, bald guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: Howard Dean at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (0/kzk)

Come back on Monday.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (rF0hx)

138

Paolo's job is finished. Now he must depart before the husband arrives

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (493sH)

139 Looks like the baby smooth hooha isn't a new thing.

Posted by: Too Many Roads at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (59Qfr)

140
Regular Assignation - a limerick

The dashing young lover named Zorro
Said "Parting is always sweet sorrow!"
He had earned his reward
So he re-sheathed his sword
"Are we on for the same time tomorrow?"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)

141 26 The following is a public service announcement.


The April The Giraffe webcam is scheduled to be turned off at 4:30PM EST today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (J+eG2)


I guess her ratings are in the tank after last weekend.

Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (xjiRE)

142
The weasel zippers picture about the police force 420 warning is fantastic.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (HTdUD)

143 Facebook isn't controlled by the 1st Amendment. They can censor their product as much as they want.
Posted by:CharlieBrown'sDildoat April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)
===

Google says the same thing. But Google says they want to be treated like a public utility. If that's the case they can't be manipulating algorithms to suit their political agenda. Also a lot of back and forth between Google, Facebook and the Deep State as well.

Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (BDZWU)

144 corset, ripped from the front. Rolla was in a hurry

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (c6/9Q)

145 I also wonder at a shirt that would still have the creases in it the morning after a night of tussle.

I can't get mine to hold a crease til noon except for where it gets crumpled.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (ii4h0)

146 Looks like any random episode of Mad Men.
(and she's already pilfered his wallet)

Posted by: IP at April 21, 2017 09:57 AM (A/Djk)

147 >>Why is there a FitBit on the nightstand?


Time travel is realz!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 09:57 AM (NOIQH)

148 Gendarmerie was after him - debts and all

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 09:57 AM (c6/9Q)

149 Facebook isn't controlled by the 1st Amendment. They can censor their product as much as they want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)



I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)





You think? Earlier in the week Farcebook it announced its employees could take a day off to attend an anti-Trump rally. Suckerberg is the next gen Soros

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (493sH)

150 For Gerveux's sake, folks, Click on a larger image, She's not baby smooth or you can't tell. Her public area is covered.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)

151 His wife was about 26 years younger than him. They had 8 kids."

Last one was when he was nearly 70!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (MINbv)

152 123 i'd tail her then turn her.

Posted by: Excelsior 007 at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (XirO5)

153 A Rolla of bourgeois-class station
Had indulged in his hooker fixation
But the path he was on
Meant his money was gone
So he committed self-defenestration

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)

154 We'll see how she feels about this tomorrow when her feminist friends convince her he guy forced himself on her and there is money to be made.

Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (P5fqQ)

155
In a hotel room delightfully lavish

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (9q7Dl)


*****

I had the same thought, but I couldn't convince myself the dude looked like a MacTavish.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (wPiJc)

156

Rhett and Scarlett the morning after the staircase


Remember those days

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (ddrA7)

157 She's faking.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW

When has that stopped any of us?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (Jcg9Q)

158 If Henri Gervex was trying to produce a sensual and sexual image, he was successful. The languor in the scene with the woman's pose, the slightly muted colors, the small lamp starting to effect the growing shadows of evening, the rumpled appearance of the bed, and her discarded clothing, is palpable. (I saw another version where the colors in the sky were deeper and slightly darker. I thought that made it even more evocative.) The artist's talent is in no doubt.

I had to laugh when I learned the Paris art authority barred this painting because it was immoral. Immoral in 1880s Paris? Yeah, right. Makes me wonder how many of those critical prigs got hard and embarrassed when judging it.

I'm sure there will be plenty of snarky remarks about this painting but I think it is serious and effective art.

Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (V+03K)

159 Her public area is covered.

Well, she is a hooker after all...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)

160 Porn week at the HQ...can't wait to see what gets served up next week.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (zRZaJ)

161 Rolla needs more light for the abortion.

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (2Mnv1)

162 @145 The Rolla, he packs a fresh shirt for Le Suicide. He is...bourgeois.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (H5rtT)

163 Paolo looks with satisfaction on another job well done.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (7ZVPa)

164 Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of Shiner Bock.

There, FIFY.

And Tequila for all! Yay Texas!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM


There is no better time then today to embrace The Power Of And:

Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of one's intelligence and Shiner Bock.

Since I couldn't decide which should take precedence, here is the alternate:

Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of Shiner Bock and one's intelligence.

The beauty of and is that, in this case, it doesn't matter! Yay Texas!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (DMUuz)

165 On the paintings, I wish that Muse would post the year it was painted right next to the painter's name.

RE: Second Empire: The Emperor was no stranger to hookers himself. The ladies called him " 'Plon 'Plon.' "

So, a certain irony if it was the Emperor's minion who banned the painting.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (Rog7V)

166 she was ravished....but not by him.....he's teh ghey

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (0O7c5)

167 Open up that window, let the bad air out! Mmmm i'm the whinin' boy...

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (2McRV)

168

I dont think he wants to jump


Hes thinking "round two"

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:01 AM (ddrA7)

169

Gorgeous and lush

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:01 AM (ddrA7)

170
123 i'd tail her then turn her.

Posted by: Excelsior 007

Bad idea. See previous thread for correct sequences.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (H5rtT)

171 Good Morning, Horde!

Honestly, I have to wonder if First Amendment challenges to social mediocracy sites are even the best way to put paid to the skullduggery there. Especially since the problem is the dominant position in their economic niche. Why, one might even call them...monopolies.

A body can dream, I suppose.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (9krrF)

172 Apparently next week leads off with fat man on ottoman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (sCh2R)

173 Welp, I just cut the Fb cord.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (vZ0KM)

As all decent people should.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (Jcg9Q)

174 I ain't never had a woman look that way.

Hit a dog with a truck once.......

Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (J+eG2)

175 Porn week ?? I was told it was porn MONTH !

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (c6/9Q)

176 I'm too lazy to check, but I think this was painted during the Third Republic, after Plon Plon went into exile.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (Rog7V)

177 Porn week at the HQ...can't wait to see what gets served up next week.

-
Probably quantum mechanics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (Nwg0u)

178 I think he is about to tea bag her. He has that look.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (2qHjF)

179 There's a man in the painting?

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (a+QIw)

180 171 Good Morning, Horde!

Honestly, I have to wonder if First Amendment challenges to social mediocracy sites are even the best way to put paid to the skullduggery there. Especially since the problem is the dominant position in their economic niche. Why, one might even call them...monopolies.

A body can dream, I suppose.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (9krrF)

===============

A monopoly of what? Communication with other people? News consumption? Meme generation?

A monopoly charge could get sidetracked very quickly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (/prE6)

181 Good for you country boy. Wish I could.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (zRZaJ)

182 For Gerveux's sake, folks, Click on a larger image, She's not baby smooth or you can't tell. Her public area is covered.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)


Fenelon, for fear of embarrassing you, she surely doesn't have what an ex-girlfriend used to call "that 70's porn-bush thing" going.




However, here is a small bit about brazilian waxing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqooCJoVrs

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (ii4h0)

183 On the paintings, I wish that Muse would post the year it was painted right next to the painter's name.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (Rog7V)

I'll ask him to start doing that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (rF0hx)

184 OK, since we're talking teqila vs. Shiner Bock, I suggest the following which I call the "Border Crosser":

Pour a mug of Shiner Bock. Pour a shot of tequila. Drop the shot into the Bock.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (9krrF)

185 Quantum? She didn't even knowum!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (H5rtT)

186 I wan to see if I can jump several minutes into the future.


Ready


Set

Jump!!!

Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (J+eG2)

187 183 On the paintings, I wish that Muse would post the year it was painted right next to the painter's name.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (Rog7V)

I'll ask him to start doing that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (rF0hx)

--------------


Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM

============

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CBD ACTUALLY POSTS THE ART THREADS HIMSELF!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (/prE6)

188

Come on horde, may we all have experienced such delightful exhaustion a few times in life

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (ddrA7)

189 I ain't never had a woman look that way.


===

Exhausted ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)

190 She was shaved, as were most prostitutes, due to lice. They wore merkins to hid the fact. The merkins were made of, wait for it............. beaver fur.

Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yOqwj)

191 Good for you country boy. Wish I could.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (zRZaJ)

Do you get quite a bit of business from Farcebook?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

192 I ain't never had a woman look that way.
Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (J+eG2)


Without the wrapped-in-the-comforter scramble to a long hot shower, the shame- and disgust-laden desultory goodbye, and pretending she's never met me the next day at work, I'm unable to connect with this art.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (8nWyX)

193 If this were 21st century art, she would be in the Congo and there would be 4 men getting dressed and counting their money.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (2qHjF)

194 190 She was shaved, as were most prostitutes, due to lice. They wore merkins to hid the fact. The merkins were made of, wait for it............. beaver fur.
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yOqwj)

================

"Tell me more..."
-Emma Watson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (/prE6)

195 A monopoly charge could get sidetracked very quickly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yeah, I know. I'd frankly rather go after the "information cartel" of clearly-coordinated media outlets, but that's a minefield an order of magnitude worse...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (9krrF)

196

News flash

The french invented hair removal. Hard wood is not a recent invention

Us ladies have our ways

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (ddrA7)

197
Try this.

http://tinyurl.com/kq3uk5n
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (rF0hx)

Nope. Same message.
I have a feeling they are blocking Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (KlI/a)

198
190 She was shaved, as were most prostitutes, due to lice. They wore merkins to hid the fact. The merkins were made of, wait for it............. beaver fur.
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yOqwj)

In the South they used squirrel. This is where we got the term squirrel covers.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (2qHjF)

199 And you know what those beaver-fur merkins were full of? That's right...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (H5rtT)

200 This is little shaver week, apparently.

Oh, and on Professor Kryptonite - wouldn't that order for 14 bike locks - presumably to be distributed around his best masked buds - be evidence of the kind of 'intent' needed for an attempted murder charge?

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (TppKb)

201 The beauty of and is that, in this case, it doesn't matter! Yay Texas!!!"

Indeed.

*clicks on "Mitch Miller" The Yellow Rose of Texas*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (MINbv)

202 "Here we see a typical 'ette after a day of posting comments on the various threads at the AoSHQ blog, and as usual, she's satisfied."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (LMvQ5)

203 Thanks, Grammie...I did reply to you. Thanks for taking the time.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (smD62)

204 18 I see where this is headed.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

Oh come on! This is probably the best piece of the week!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)


Happy little lampshades!!!!! No mistakes there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (voOPb)

205 More WZ goodness:

Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (Nwg0u)

206 From a Politico story:

In canceling a planned speech by conservative author Ann Coulter at the University of California, Berkeley, school officials made a startling admission Wednesday: They could not guarantee the safety of the controversial speaker or her crowd.

Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (BWL+E)

207 *POOF*





Did I make it?

Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (J+eG2)

208
Yall crab apples are jealous

Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (ddrA7)

209 199 And you know what those beaver-fur merkins were full of? That's right...
==========

Hitlers?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (vg8iE)

210 Another look at Fur Oil?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (J+eG2)

211 205 More WZ goodness:

Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.
============

Too bad the NRA couldn't sue.

Could they?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (vg8iE)

212 Well.

It's the end of Debauchery Week, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (JiGH4)

213 206 From a Politico story:

In canceling a planned speech by conservative author Ann Coulter at the University of California, Berkeley, school officials made a startling admission Wednesday: They could not guarantee the safety of the controversial speaker or her crowd.

Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (BWL+E)

==============

Conservative firebrands are going to keep going to Berkeley just for the trolling.

I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (/prE6)

214 My favorite nude painting is Renoir's 'nude in sunlight'.

The art critics at the time said it looked like a painting of a rotting corpse.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (X8p7j)

215 197
Try this.

http://tinyurl.com/kq3uk5n
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (rF0hx)

Nope. Same message.
I have a feeling they are blocking Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (KlI/a)

Oh FFS
Throw 'em in the GD loonybin.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (voOPb)

216 CBD---Yeah i see what you did on FB, but still it is not a direct Re-Post

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (KlI/a)

217 She has her eyes closed, pretending to be asleep. Rolla must have been a bit..disappointing

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (c6/9Q)

218 Oh, and on Professor Kryptonite - wouldn't that order for 14 bike locks -
presumably to be distributed around his best masked buds - be evidence
of the kind of 'intent' needed for an attempted murder charge?
=====

Evidence illegally obtained. Fruit of the poisonous tree. However, it does work as publicity against the creeps.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (MIKMs)

219 Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".

At the rate things are going they can either choose to or someone else will do it, and they may not like the outcome.

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (TppKb)

220 I like naked girls!

Posted by: Chris M at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (eAZVt)

221 "Conservative firebrands are going to keep going to Berkeley just for the trolling.

I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
"

I asked this on the earlier thread.

What would prevent PDT from federalizing the National Guard, ala JFK in Alabama in 1963?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)

222 CB.. it's really hard to tell. I have a FB page just for my business of course and my regular account and they sort of blend together. I paid for 1 month of advertising there and reach about 200 more people but it's impossible to tell if that turned into sales on my shop.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:12 AM (zRZaJ)

223 Evidence illegally obtained. Fruit of the poisonous tree. However, it does work as publicity against the creeps.

As publicly disclosed, but that doesn't prevent the police from going back through his Amazon purchases independently with an appropriate warrant. The record will still be there.

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2017 10:12 AM (TppKb)

224 221 I asked this on the earlier thread.

What would prevent PDT from federalizing the National Guard, ala JFK in Alabama in 1963?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)

================

*receives email containing a pre-written opinion stopping Trump from doing anything*
-Random Federal Judge somewhere

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:12 AM (/prE6)

225 As publicly disclosed, but that doesn't prevent the police from going back through his Amazon purchases independently with an appropriate warrant. The record will still be there.
===========

Uh huh. We'll go with that.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 21, 2017 10:13 AM (vg8iE)

226 "Can you get the hell off my bed?"

Posted by: Blackrock at April 21, 2017 10:13 AM (9IC6F)

227 but still it is not a direct Re-Post

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (KlI/a)

How do i do that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (rF0hx)

228 Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.
============

Too bad the NRA couldn't sue.

-
Maybe the NRA will release poison gas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (Nwg0u)

229 Conservative firebrands are going to keep going to Berkeley just for the trolling.

I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (/prE6)

Ann was on the Rich Zeoli Show out of Philly yesterday, and he half-jokingly asked if she needed any extra muscle out in Berkeley. She said yes, all she can get, so he & his crew will be broadcasting live at her speech in Berkeley. Maybe they'll get in a riot, maybe they'll get arrested - stay tuned

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (7HtZB)

230 And you know what those beaver-fur merkins were full of?

*****


You're a Great Fur Merkin! - a limerick


That despicable Mister Ward Cleaver
He shouldn't just love her and leave her
He abandoned poor June
In a terrible swoon
Seems he'd been awfully rough on the Beaver

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (wPiJc)

231 This painting should be called 'a good morning'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (xJa6I)

232  "Here we see a typical 'ette after a day of posting comments on the various threads at the AoSHQ blog, and as usual, she's satisfied."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (LMvQ5)


Thanks for posting this painting, btw. Much better than some of the other stuff lately.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (HTdUD)

233 How do i do that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (rF0hx)

By going to the post in Weasel Zippers and hitting the FB button on the bottom of the post...Then it should post directly picture and all. But all of a sudden I am unable to do that from Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (KlI/a)

234 229 Conservative firebrands are going to keep going to Berkeley just for the trolling.

I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (/prE6)

Ann was on the Rich Zeoli Show out of Philly yesterday, and he half-jokingly asked if she needed any extra muscle out in Berkeley. She said yes, all she can get, so he & his crew will be broadcasting live at her speech in Berkeley. Maybe they'll get in a riot, maybe they'll get arrested - stay tuned
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (7HtZB)

=============

I have to wonder what the local Berkeley residents are thinking.

I can imagine two reactions (which are not necessarily mutually exclusive):

1) Why won't those conservatives stop inciting hatred?

and

2) Why are young people so violent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:16 AM (/prE6)

235 If you gotta blow through your fortune, this appears a good way to do it.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (a+WIL)

236 Muldoon, you are a piece of work.

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (JiGH4)

237 Bicycle locks are free speech.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (Nwg0u)

238 Evidence illegally obtained. Fruit of the poisonous tree.




No such thing as fruit of the poisonous tree.

If anchor babies are able to profit from their parent's illegal acts, FotPT is a dead letter concept.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (vZ0KM)

239 I am unable to do that from Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (KlI/a)

Ah....I see. It doesn't work for me either.

Pricks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (rF0hx)

240 I think most Latin countries and maybe Spain use the term "infanteria naval." "Marina" or "Armada" is the navy.

Supposedly Mexico uses the infanteria naval because they are said to be less corrupt and not so much in the pocket of the cartels as is the army. And I think the Zetas were started by a group of Mexican Army special forces guys.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (kcopK)

241 I got a message from Facebook recently that they were gonna start cracking down on all the "fake news." They had a link to a way I could make it easier to "report fake news." I suspect they are weaponizing their subscribers into censoring reality.

Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (QCc6B)

242 I have not seen any meme's out there, but is there a "yet she persisted" meme for Ann Coulter going around yet?

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (a+WIL)

243 >>Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".


Exactly.
Name one other scenario in which Berkley would say this (OK, other than Pamela Gellar or a muhammed cartoonist is visiting).
If the Shah of Iran or Edward Snowden offered to visit they'd be johnny-on-the-spot with security.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (NOIQH)

244 Thanks for posting this painting, btw. Much better than some of the other stuff lately.


I dunno. "Fat Old Dude On A White Ottoman" was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (JZdsf)

245 From a Politico story:

In canceling a planned speech by conservative author Ann Coulter at the University of California, Berkeley, school officials made a startling admission Wednesday: They could not guarantee the safety of the controversial speaker or her crowd.

Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (BWL+E)




In an evening thread yesterday, I believe it was zombie who posted that the Berkeley cops coordinate with the "protesters" even asking them who wants to be symbolically arrested. Reports of the police chief meeting with them. The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)

246 I got a message from Facebook recently that they were gonna start cracking down on all the "fake news." They had a link to a way I could make it easier to "report fake news."
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (QCc6B)


Well, it would only be civil to help out by flagging all of the fake news you see, no?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:20 AM (8nWyX)

247 236 Muldoon, you are a piece of work.



Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (JiGH4)


A fine piece of work, as a matter of fact, he broke the mold.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2017 10:20 AM (voOPb)

248 The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)

And have been since at least the 1980s.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:20 AM (rF0hx)

249 >>I have not seen any meme's out there, but is there a "yet she persisted" meme for Ann Coulter going around yet?



Ooh, that's good!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

250 I have not seen any meme's out there, but is there a "yet she persisted" meme for Ann Coulter going around yet?


That uppity Coulter persists just a little too much. Don't look for her to get a chapter in Princess Chelsea's idiot book.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 10:22 AM (JZdsf)

251 Don't all women look like that afterwards? If not, you're doing something wrong (or not long enough).

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 10:22 AM (7ZVPa)

252 Coulter is evil,so she persists with her evil and is not to be celebrated.Come on people,this isn't difficult.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (r/0kC)

253 Google says the same thing. But Google says they want to be treated like a public utility. If that's the case they can't be manipulating algorithms to suit their political agenda. Also a lot of back and forth between Google, Facebook and the Deep State as well.

Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (BDZWU)


Right. And if FB were run by a conservative guy and it was the liberal sites that tended to get censored, it would get dragged into court and when FB lawyers argue that FB is a private enterprise and thus not under any 1st Amendment restrictions, some liberal judge would declare FB to be some sort of de facto "public utility".

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (LMvQ5)

254
The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless

They are very useful. To the other side.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (IqV8l)

255 A fine piece of work, as a matter of fact, he broke the mold.

I think some of it grew back though.


Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (eytER)

256
The Mexican Air Force is also still subordinate to the Army, IIRC, like the USAAF was until 1947.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (8nWyX)






Rather like the Red Chinese and their navy, which is known as the People's Liberation Army Navy.

Seriously.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)

257 CBD, Thanks for another intriguing painting. Take a look at some of Henri Gervex's other works. The man had a wonderful talent for capturing light in various settings.

Heading out to the used book store. Heaven help our budget.

Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (V+03K)

258 In an evening thread yesterday, I believe it was zombie who posted that the Berkeley cops coordinate with the "protesters" even asking them who wants to be symbolically arrested. Reports of the police chief meeting with them. The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless
--

Actually, the Berkley police are collaborating with the leftists/ antifa against conservatives and free speech.

Someone like Jeff Sessions should look into that.

Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (FkAXz)

259 It's the end of Debauchery Week, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (JiGH4)

Or the beginning of "Debauchery Month..."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (rF0hx)

260 Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".


Exactly.
Name one other scenario in which Berkley would say this (OK, other than Pamela Gellar or a muhammed cartoonist is visiting).



Sarah Palin.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:24 AM (vZ0KM)

261 Or the beginning of "Debauchery Month..."

---------

Gulp.

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:24 AM (JiGH4)

262
259 It's the end of Debauchery Week, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (JiGH4)

Or the beginning of "Debauchery Month..."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (rF0hx)







Or "Run up to Memorial Day ONT"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)

263 Don't all women look like that afterwards?

Mostly, but the pic is missing the spanx, the colostomy bag and the Makita sander.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Wiener at April 21, 2017 10:25 AM (JZdsf)

264 256, ITC - I have read that this is a way to minimize the autonomy of the services and keep them under a more easily managed bureaucracy, thus avoiding coups. That's the theory anyway.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 21, 2017 10:25 AM (kcopK)

265 Rather like the Red Chinese and their navy, which is known as the People's Liberation Army Navy.

Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)


I always like to think that if the Chinese Marines (or Naval Infantry or whatever) had an organic air wing with airborne troops, they'd be the People's Liberation Army Navy Army Air Force Army.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (8nWyX)

266 Damn sniper shot my whore!

Posted by: That guy in the painting at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (8b+oT)

267 In an evening thread yesterday, I believe it was zombie who posted that the Berkeley cops coordinate with the "protesters" even asking them who wants to be symbolically arrested. Reports of the police chief meeting with them. The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)


I've been harassing Jesse Arreguin, Berkeley's incompetent fraud of a mayor, on Twitter all week, asking him what time during the Easter weekend riot did he order the police to stand down.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (LMvQ5)

268 Clearly, the model for this painting was not Berkeley Rage Girl.

Who says she's sleeping? She could be just lounging right after waking up and stretching. That would explain the posture.

"mmmm, good morning, dear."

"Now, I will kill myself..."

"mmmm, that's nice, drama boy. Just make sure you leave my money on the dresser."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (s7vJs)

269 The Paulo he do his job well no?

Posted by: Paulo at April 21, 2017 10:27 AM (5Ad9s)

270 Zip has the Symbolic Arrest story here

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=334826

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:27 AM (J+eG2)

271 I've been harassing Jesse Arreguin, Berkeley's incompetent fraud of a
mayor, on Twitter all week, asking him what time during the Easter
weekend riot did he order the police to stand down.
--

Good for you OregonMuse!

Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (FkAXz)

272 No reason to contemplate suicide dude,it's not like you woke up with Lena Dunham next to you.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (r/0kC)

273 A fine piece of work, as a matter of fact, he broke the mold.


******


A limericist noble and bold
His parents (or so I am told)
Made him, fuzzy and dusty
Green, slimy and musty
'Twere better if they'd thrown 'way the mold.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (wPiJc)

274 The painting reminds me of Vargas-- that hack who used to paint naked ladies for Playboy. He was an illustrator not a painter, really.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (Rog7V)

275 The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)

They aren't cops. They're pigs.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (Jcg9Q)

276
Caption:

"And another thong, next time, YOU sleep in the wet spot!"

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (IESRt)

277 Baby, there's a parade out here!

Posted by: Prince Charles at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (bc2Lc)

278 *clicks on "Mitch Miller" The Yellow Rose of Texas*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (MINbv)
Stan Freberg version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUHlnODNr10

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (TPimP)

279 275 The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)

They aren't cops. They're pigs.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (Jcg9Q)

How dare you besmirch our heroes in blue! Shame! Shame upon you!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (0mRoj)

280 I bought my sleeping bag at the People's Liberation Army Navy Store.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (Nwg0u)

281 Baby, there's a parade out here!
Posted by: Prince Charles



THAT was the moment Paolo KNEW he was good.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (vZ0KM)

282 Rather like the Red Chinese and their navy, which is known as the People's Liberation Army Navy.

Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)

Their Army-Navy game must be real confusing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (7HtZB)

283 ""And another thong, next time, YOU sleep in the wet spot!"

That auto-cucumber does have a sense of humor, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)

284 Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young could reunite over shared hatred of Trump.


http://tinyurl.com/l5cfp89

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (r/0kC)

285 Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (wPiJc)
-------

Im in a public place, and it's already bad enough that that thing at the top flashes by every time i refresh, but now I'm trying hard not to laugh and it's not going well.

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (JiGH4)

286 283 ""And another thong, next time, YOU sleep in the wet spot!"

That auto-cucumber does have a sense of humor, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)

One thong leads to another.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (0mRoj)

287
1. Conservative gets invited to speak at Berkeley.
2. Conservative gets threatened by antifa.
3. Berkeley says the conservative needs to pay for more security.
4. Berkeley police do nothing to protect conservatives from violent mob.

Textbook case of coordinated racketeering.

Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (8b+oT)

288 232 "Here we see a typical 'ette after a day of posting comments on the various threads at the AoSHQ blog, and as usual, she's satisfied."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (LMvQ5)

Thanks for posting this painting, btw. Much better than some of the other stuff lately.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (HTdUD)


No problem. Glad I could do it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (LMvQ5)

289
Alternate painting title:


Dead French Whore

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (IESRt)

290 I've been harassing Jesse Arreguin, Berkeley's incompetent fraud of a mayor, on Twitter all week, asking him what time during the Easter weekend riot did he order the police to stand down.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (LMvQ5)



A POS liberal mayor is one thing but collusion between the police and commie scum tells me that department is thoroughly rotten and those cops will not do their jobs even if someone's life is endangered because they support the commie scum. They need to lose their jobs and pensions.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)

291 Damn sniper shot my whore!

Hahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (eytER)

292 I think this Gervex of a clothed woman is very nice. Beautiful hair color she has too:

http://tinyurl.com/mt3ex3o

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (fDdVG)

293 Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young could reunite over shared hatred of Trump.

Who?

Posted by: Millenials Everywhere at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (HTdUD)

294 Speaking of painting, their is a fairly famous English painter that some consider a suspect in the Ripper killings.

Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (QCc6B)


Didn't read any other comments yet, so: Walter Sickert, posited as the Ripper by Patricia Cornwell.

There is no case and Cornwell is a raving lunatic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (X6fMO)

295 One thong leads to another.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (0mRoj)

Why don't they do what they say, say what they mean....

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (Jcg9Q)

296
One thong leads to another.

Great song by...?

a) Cheap Trick
b) The Knack
c) The Police

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (IESRt)

297 290

A POS liberal mayor is one thing but collusion between the police and commie scum tells me that department is thoroughly rotten and those cops will not do their jobs even if someone's life is endangered because they support the commie scum. They need to lose their jobs and pensions.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)

================

Well, it's what True Blue Berkeley wants.

If it ends up with a lot of property destruction over the next few years, then that's their mess to deal with.

The rest of us and sit back and laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)

298

or...
d) none of the above, because I'm not sure who it's by

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:34 AM (IESRt)

299 For Gerveux's sake, folks, Click on a larger image, She's not baby smooth or you can't tell. Her public area is covered.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)



In which Fenelon serves as my Muse (due to her comment, you pervs)-




Tis morning her pussy lies covered
Having been thoroughly petted and lovered
Hid from our prying eyes
Is one last surprised
Of spirochetes yet undiscovered










I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 10:34 AM (9q7Dl)

300 296
One thong leads to another.

Great song by...?

a) Cheap Trick
b) The Knack
c) The Police
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (IESRt)

Sisqo.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (0mRoj)

301

That song that goes "Say, say, say....."


is a song by??

a) Phil Collins
b) Thompson Twins
c) someone else

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (IESRt)

302 Speaking of the People's Liberation Army Naval Air Force the MSM was actually able to correctly identify the rather obscure Xian JH-7 "Flying Leopard" fighter-bomber in an article about the Korean tensions. Pretty impressive considering that yesterday they managed to twice misidentify the Su-34s in a photo, first as the Tu-95, then as F-22s.

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

303 I hate to keep banging this drum but we need to start creating our own platforms. We can't count on Facebook, Google, or YouTube anymore. We are being shut out. Gab and Minds are great starts but I think what would be great is an alternative to YouTube. YouTube is 90% of the time the first site I visit each day and I bet most of you are the same. Wouldn't it be great to have a video sharing site that is better then YouTube? They have had their monopoly on video sharing long enough. Time for some healthy competition.

Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (BDZWU)

304 The painting reminds me of Vargas-- that hack who
used to paint naked ladies for Playboy. He was an illustrator not a
painter, really.\
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (Rog7V)


So was Gil Elvgren, Alphonse Mucha, Norman Rockwell, Robert W. Chambers and for that matter, Bill Mauldin.

Shoot, so was Hokusai.

Unless you are talking about "installations" that use construction waste and whale poop as elements, the divide between art and illustration is artificial, and based mostly on envy.
As far as I am concerned

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (ii4h0)

305 303 I hate to keep banging this drum but we need to start creating our own platforms. We can't count on Facebook, Google, or YouTube anymore. We are being shut out. Gab and Minds are great starts but I think what would be great is an alternative to YouTube. YouTube is 90% of the time the first site I visit each day and I bet most of you are the same. Wouldn't it be great to have a video sharing site that is better then YouTube? They have had their monopoly on video sharing long enough. Time for some healthy competition.
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (BDZWU)

================

Small, and unimportant, point of clarification:

YouTube is part of Google.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (/prE6)

306 Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young could reunite over shared hatred of Trump.

http://tinyurl.com/l5cfp89

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (r/0kC)



Coming soon to a retirement home near you - CSN&Y!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)

307 One thong leads to another.
Great song by...?

a) Cheap Trick

b) The Knack

c) The Police
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (IESRt)


I thought 'One Thing Leads to Another' was by The Fixx.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (LMvQ5)

308 1. Conservative gets invited to speak at Berkeley.
2. Conservative gets threatened by antifa.
3. Berkeley says the conservative needs to pay for more security.
4. Berkeley police do nothing to protect conservatives from violent mob.

Textbook case of coordinated racketeering.

Posted by: Dang


Sounds like AG Sessions needs to hit them with a 'consent decree' to force them to do their jobs. Bring a hundred gov't lawyers on their ass. Investigate training methods, hiring methods, male/female ratios, etc.

I thought he'd be a fighter. Not seeing it. Yet.

Posted by: Millenials Everywhere at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (HTdUD)

309 OT:

When was the last time we saw aussie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)

310 Coming soon to a retirement home near you - CSNY!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)


There's some bad metamucil going around. Watch out for the brown metamucil, man!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (LMvQ5)

311 Hot milk chocolate.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (bc2Lc)

312 Wouldn't it be great to have a video sharing site that is better then YouTube?

Uh? PornHub.

Posted by: Millenials Everywhere at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (HTdUD)

313 2. Conservative gets threatened by antifa.


******


We Need A Different Name For Them - a limerick


Their wits are much duller than sharper
The 'antifa' punks who got scarpered
They took to the field
With their trashcan lid shields
I call them the "Black Hoodie LARPers"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (wPiJc)

314 YouTube is 90% of the time the first site I visit each day and I bet most of you are the same."

Ah, no.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MINbv)

315
The Fixx, is it?

Very forgettable band.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (IESRt)

316 The painting reminds me of Vargas-- that hack who
used to paint naked ladies for Playboy.


HACK?

His power to inspire and challenge with his art was unparalleled!

Posted by: Every Teenaged Boy Locked in the Bathroom for Hours in the 70s at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (JZdsf)

317 When was the last time we saw aussie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)


Been a while, but wasn't she planning a vacation or something?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (8nWyX)

318 When was the last time we saw aussie?"

Just before the YellowTail half price sale?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (MINbv)

319 YouTube is 90% of the time the first site I visit each day and I bet most of you are the same."

Ah, no.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MINbv)

Oh hell no. It's just mostly another waste of time.

Although I do think Gotcha the Cockatoo is really cute.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

320 >>Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young could reunite over shared hatred of Trump.



Call me when Peter, Paul and Mary reunite - it'll make for an excellent PBS fundraiser!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (NOIQH)

321 Vargas inspired a lot of great WWII nose art

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (7HtZB)

322 317 When was the last time we saw aussie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)

Been a while, but wasn't she planning a vacation or something?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (8nWyX)

================

Must have missed that.

I was just curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (/prE6)

323 The Fixx, is it?

Very forgettable band.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (IESRt)


Well, you know, I can see how you could forget them, after all one thing does lead to another.


I'll let myself out.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (mf5HN)

324 Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (BDZWU)


There's a list that has been floating around on Gab of alternatives. I think vid.me is the one they list as the youtube alternative.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (uiwCw)

325 Wouldn't it be great to have a video sharing site that is better then YouTube?



BluTube, but first...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:41 AM (vZ0KM)

326 Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young could reunite over shared hatred of Trump.

-
But this time it'll be Suite: Judy Black Eyes

I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
I'll punch you hard

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:41 AM (Nwg0u)

327
Come on, if you put Cheap Trick, The Knack, The Fixx, and INXS all in a bag and shook them up, they'd all come out the same.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:41 AM (IESRt)

328 Stolen from Hot Air Headlines

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/20/dnc-unity-rally-heath-mello-anti-abortion-237403

The Democratic Party is going to eat itself unless it changes course, but I'm betting on the part that's doing the eating to win out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (/prE6)

329 Never visited, but I expect Pornhub is run by a bunch of leftists too-not that their politics are reflected in their presentations, but I think they'd be quite o.k. with the fascist policies of Markie Zuckerberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (fDdVG)

330 Must have missed that.

I was just curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (/prE6)


Well, I could be wrong, too. I just seem to recall that she was planning a few weeks away.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (8nWyX)

331 The Fixx is no longer in?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)

332 It was the Fixx. Found a CD of extended versions of their songs, very good - better than the radio edits.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (7ZVPa)

333 Call me when Peter, Paul and Mary reunite"

You mean "reanimate"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (MINbv)

334 Call me when Peter, Paul and Mary reunite - it'll make for an excellent PBS fundraiser!!!!



♪ Puff the magic dragon...


Yeah. Off my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (vZ0KM)

335 The Fixx is no longer in?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)


Heart attack while jogging. Irony of ironies.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (8nWyX)

336 I saw Undiscovered Spirochetes open for Butthole Surfers in San Fran.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (HTdUD)

337 Come on, if you put Cheap Trick, The Knack, The Fixx, and INXS all in a bag and shook them up, they'd all come out the same.

If you made them into a Scrabble hand you would never get rid on the excess Xs.

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (jw2Xw)

338
Well,,,

so who does the "say say say" song?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (IESRt)

339 >>You mean "reanimate"?


Would the PBS crowd notice?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (NOIQH)

340 Morning all.
Slept in today.
Opening Ace made it like Christmas morning too.
Tres bien!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (0tfLf)

341 The Fixx is no longer in?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)


The Fixx went broke.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (LMvQ5)

342 No problem. Glad I could do it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (LMvQ5)

So what do we have to look forward to next week on the Art Thread?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:45 AM (rF0hx)

343 Heart attack while jogging. Irony of ironies."

Ah yes. Euell Gibbons syndrome...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (MINbv)

344
So what do we have to look forward to next week on the Art Thread?


Penetration at this rate.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (IESRt)

345 Patricia Cornwell.

----------

Anyone ever watch "Who the BLEEP Did I Marry?" on Investigation Discovery?

There was an episode where there were two married FBI agents who Cornwell interviewed for a book she was writing. The wife of the couple started having a lesbian affair with Patricia Cornwell. The husband snapped and killed the wife.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (vg8iE)

346 The painting reminds me of Vargas-- that hack who
used to paint naked ladies for Playboy.

HACK?

His power to inspire and challenge with his art was unparalleled!
Posted by: Every Teenaged Boy Locked in the Bathroom for Hours in the 70s at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (JZdsf)


Vargas was a good illustrator. That's all he was. But he was perfect for Playboy at the time.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (7uYFy)

347 Cheap Trick is in a top category of its own.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (X8p7j)

348 Never visited, but I expect Pornhub is run by a bunch of leftists too-not that their politics are reflected in their presentations, but I think they'd be quite o.k. with the fascist policies of Markie Zuckerberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Tough call. They display copyrighted content for free - which weakens the legitimate pornographic industry. They are powered by misleading advertisements promising amazing gains in male genitalia.

Not sure how that aligns politically.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (HTdUD)

349 343 Heart attack while jogging. Irony of ironies."

Ah yes. Euell Gibbons syndrome...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (MINbv)

Most parts of dirt are edible. Allow me to demonstrate. [Thud]

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

350 so who does the "say say say" song?

===

Aretha Franklin! Wait, that's "chain chain chain", never mind

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (c6/9Q)

351 Heart attack while jogging. Irony of ironies."

Ah yes. Euell Gibbons syndrome...




Choked on a pine cone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (vZ0KM)

352 319 YouTube is 90% of the time the first site I visit each day and I bet most of you are the same."

Ah, no.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MINbv)

Oh hell no. It's just mostly another waste of time.

Although I do think Gotcha the Cockatoo is really cute.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
===

Okay maybe it's not the case for a lot of you. But for a lot of millennials and generation z it is. And guess who's being demonetized and being blocked from being seen in restricted mode? It's people like Paul Joseph Watson, Steven Crowder, and Lauren Southern. It's not the Young Turks.

A lot of those young people watch a guy called PewDiePie, who has over 50 million subscribers. Maybe you're asking what is so important about a guy whose videos mostly involve him playing video games and doing comedy? It's important because the WSJ tried to take him down and brand him a white supremacist and Neo-Nazi. It backfired on them big league. You know what a lot of his subscribers started thinking? That the mainstream media are a bunch of liars, which they are. They were red pilled. It's about the culture people. I remember some guy named Andrew Breitbart going on about quite a bit.

Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (BDZWU)

353 An illustrator is an artist who can expect to be paid for his art.

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (7HtZB)

354 Choked on a pine cone."

Grape nuts...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:48 AM (MINbv)

355 They are powered by misleading advertisements promising amazing gains in male genitalia.

Wait. Misleading?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 10:48 AM (JZdsf)

356 Didn't Youtube change their policies so that people they didn't like(gun people,"fake" news etc) can't get ad revenue?

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (r/0kC)

357 Pornhub is run by a bunch of leftists too-not that their politics are reflected in their presentations penetrations

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)

358 They are powered by misleading advertisements promising amazing gains in male genitalia.

Not sure how that aligns politically.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum



Well, the dems ARE big dicks...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (vZ0KM)

359 Call me when Peter, Paul and Mary reunite - it'll make for an excellent PBS fundraiser!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (NOIQH)




Or PBS can just show the same concert from 20 years ago over and over and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to keep quality programming like that on the air.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (493sH)

360 amazing gains in male genitalia.
----------

Wow! I've had amazing gains in male genitalia too!! Billions and billions served!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (vg8iE)

361 The painting is called "Rolla", which is Latin for "Rode Hard, Put Away Wet"

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (7n4KQ)

362 The Democratic Party is going to eat itself unless it changes course, but I'm betting on the part that's doing the eating to win out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (/prE6)


Talk about a misleading label. Here's the Democratic "anti-abortion" candidate

But Mello's sponsorship of a 2009 state Senate bill to require women be informed of their right to request a fetal ultrasound before obtaining an abortion prompted a leading abortion-rights group to slam the DNC for elevating him.

You can be fully 100% in favor of abortion-until-the-9th-month-for-any-reason and still support the bill as described. The DNC's kook base is freaking out over a big nothing and the headline writer should be reassigned to scrubbing floors.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (LMvQ5)

363 Grape nuts...
Posted by: Anon a mouse.



Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (vZ0KM)

364 Sounds like AG Sessions needs to hit them with a 'consent decree' to force them to do their jobs. Bring a hundred gov't lawyers on their ass. Investigate training methods, hiring methods, male/female ratios, etc.

I thought he'd be a fighter. Not seeing it. Yet.


Of course he's a fighter! Why, he's even gone so far as to "consider" designating MS-13 as a terrorist organization. That takes balls of steel right there!

/s

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (X6fMO)

365 from 20 years ago over and over and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to keep quality programming like that on the air.

----------

OMG. So true.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (vg8iE)

366 An illustrator is an artist who can expect to be paid for his art.

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (7HtZB)

so is a courtesan, so - an artist then ? or,, is an illustrator a courtesan by another name ?? hmmm

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (c6/9Q)

367 Or PBS can just show the same concert from 20 years ago over and over and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to keep quality programming like that on the air."

Next up, Ken Burns!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (MINbv)

368 Holy f**k... Howard Dean! lmfao! What a moron! (not the good kind)

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (zRZaJ)

369 Or PBS can just show the same concert from 20 40 years ago over and over and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to keep quality programming like that on the air.
Posted by: TheQuietMan




FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (vZ0KM)

370 Puff the magic dragon...

=====

Bought a baby board book of Puff. Hilarity ensued at the baby shower for showing my age.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (MIKMs)

371 Well,,,

so who does the "say say say" song?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (IESRt)


Paul McCartney.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (X6fMO)

372
Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young could reunite over shared hatred of Trump.


Four Old in Ohio

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (IqV8l)

373 Next up, Ken Burns!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (MINbv)




And for just $250 you can own the DVD set of this program which you can buy anywhere else for $15.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)

374 336 I saw Undiscovered Spirochetes open for Butthole Surfers in San Fran.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (HTdUD)

I think it's the other way 'round.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (0mRoj)

375 362 Talk about a misleading label. Here's the Democratic "anti-abortion" candidate

But Mello's sponsorship of a 2009 state Senate bill to require women be informed of their right to request a fetal ultrasound before obtaining an abortion prompted a leading abortion-rights group to slam the DNC for elevating him.

You can be fully 100% in favor of abortion-until-the-9th-month-for-any-reason and still support the bill as described. The DNC's kook base is freaking out over a big nothing and the headline writer should be reassigned to scrubbing floors.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (LMvQ5)

==============

I know. That's the kicker.

She wasn't screaming for the end of abortion in all cases including rape and incest. She support some mild ultrasound bill 8 YEARS AGO.

It's hilarious. And insane. But mostly hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (/prE6)

376 When is the French vote? Is that this weekend?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

377 And for just $250 you can own the DVD set of this program which you can buy anywhere else for $15.
-------------

Or watch on Netflix....or just Kodi the damn thing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (vg8iE)

378 368 Holy f**k... Howard Dean! lmfao! What a moron! (not the good kind)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (zRZaJ)

==============

I believe the style guide says that Moron (capitalized) indicates good ones and moron (not capitalized) indicates bad ones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:54 AM (/prE6)

379 354 Choked on a pine cone."

Grape nuts...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:48 AM (MINbv)

Same same.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:54 AM (0mRoj)

380 French vote, first round this weekend, oui

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:55 AM (c6/9Q)

381 So THIS is the chick April Wine was singing about.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 10:55 AM (YgAuc)

382 Never visited, but I expect Pornhub is run by a bunch of leftists too-not that their politics are reflected in their presentations, but I think they'd be quite o.k. with the fascist policies of Markie Zuckerberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)

383 382 Never visited, but I expect Pornhub is run by a bunch of leftists too-not that their politics are reflected in their presentations, but I think they'd be quite o.k. with the fascist policies of Markie Zuckerberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)

==============

Ah, for the days when Milton Friedman and William F. Buckley Jr. would come together to co-direct pornographic films...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (/prE6)

384 Same same."

Really? Thought pine nuts tasted better than grape, er, what?

wait, there's a joke there somewhere...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (MINbv)

385 The naked bitch blog, has a nice ring to it!

Posted by: Killerdog at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (8mYH1)

386 >>Didn't Youtube change their policies so that people they didn't like(gun people,"fake" news etc) can't get ad revenue?


Yes, and it was in response to a WSJ article that faked/photoshopped a graphic depicting a Starbucks (IIRC) ad prior to some Nazi-type video. They claimed it was a thing and scared YouTube advertisers into demanding this be stopped NOW. Fake news to get real result.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (NOIQH)

387 Or watch on Netflix....or just Kodi the damn thing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (vg8iE)


What's Kodi?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (LMvQ5)

388 aww.. James.. I was not aware! That helps!

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (zRZaJ)

389 Moron™

Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (JiGH4)

390 Weird...

With the wife working during the day, we're doing our first lunch date in forever.

BBL.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (/prE6)

391 382 Never visited, but I expect Pornhub is run by a bunch of leftists too-not that their politics are reflected in their presentations, but I think they'd be quite o.k. with the fascist policies of Markie Zuckerberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)

Burke had a great idea for putting up a site name Ye Olde Bounteous Bums but they hadn't invented HTML yet. Tragic, really.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

392 What's Kodi?"

Ak's first name...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:59 AM (MINbv)

393 Every fucking year, same shit. 30 year old do-wop videos, tote bags and Ric Steve telling me how great Cuba and commie Vietnam are.

PBS sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2017 10:59 AM (sCh2R)

394 "When is the French vote?"

From what I can see in the picture, they just finished.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 21, 2017 10:59 AM (IPq0w)

395 People joke bout Euelll Gibbons but it sounds like he would be a good man to learn from. After all, he lived on a island off the coast of Maine for two weeks only eating things he could find there. Sounds like he would be a good man to if supermarkets shut down. He died at age 64 of a heart attack-he did;t choke on grape nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (fDdVG)

396 What's Kodi?
-----------

Ever hear of a Firestick being "jailbroken" or "cracked?" Kodi is the file sharing system that is installed on them. It's like a second generation torrent download. In the past, one would have to find a torrent aggregate site then download the file via LimeWire or something else like that.

Kodi integrates all that and you can just stream the item immediately rather than downloading.

Illegal and I would NEVER encourage such behavior.....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)

397 Gibbons, Jim Fixx. All these health gurus die just like everyone else does. Marathon runners, Triathletes, Vegans--they all die. The funny part is that some of them act like they aren't--and they look at someone gorging on a big slab of meat with with pity, as if to say, "oh you poor fool...."
It's all a crapshoot.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (7uYFy)

398 400 comments and nobody has said:

"Rode hard and put away wet."

It's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (YgAuc)

399 yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)

I never thought it was a bastion of conservatism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (fDdVG)

400 91 You can't tell if she's "untrimmed" or not. The blanket/sheet is covering her pubic area.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (fDdVG)


Maxime is wearing it on his lip.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (5JlYa)

401 >>
Or PBS can just show the same concert from 20 years ago over and over
and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to
keep quality programming like that on the air."



They do that, which is why I joked about it.

Seriously, saw it on the most recent PBS fundraiser within the last few months - freakin' Peter, Paul land Mary concerts. Made me wonder who they think their audience is. Maybe PBS is transitioning into lobbying hippies to put PBS in their will?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (NOIQH)

402 He died at age 64 of a heart attack-he did;t choke on grape nuts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (fDdVG)

I thought he ate a poison mushroom.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (7uYFy)

403 Gibbons, Jim Fixx. All these health gurus die just like everyone else does. Marathon runners, Triathletes, Vegans--they all die. The funny part is that some of them act like they aren't--and they look at someone gorging on a big slab of meat with with pity, as if to say, "oh you poor fool...."



It's the hypocrisy part that burns people.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:02 AM (vZ0KM)

404 What's Kodi?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004


An operating system for android type devices. It can be mounted on computer, Amazon Fire Stick, etc. Formerly known as X Box O/S or XBMS I believe.

Open source content, in effect. Some materials available are of questionable legality. Some are perfectly legal. Some extremely esoteric content.

It's very nice to have.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 11:02 AM (HTdUD)

405 400 comments and nobody has said:

"Rode hard and put away wet."

It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (YgAuc)


See #361

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (8nWyX)

406 Strange that it took the MSN news feed to remind me, but today is Elizabeth IIs birthday.

Happy birthday, ma'am, and God bless you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (X6fMO)

407 Little known fact - The French word for 'prostitute' is 'Vichy'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (ZO497)

408 Strange that it took the MSN news feed to remind me, but today is Elizabeth IIs birthday.

Happy birthday, ma'am, and God bless you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
-----------

God save the Queen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (ZO497)

409 This is interesting.

Brian Eno has his latest album of ambient music "Reflections" released as an app for iPhone.

"Reflections is one of those deals where he sets up a series of loops that change over time and interest with one another, so that the music is constantly changing.

For a CD, he just picks out a section he particularly likes.

On the app, the "position" of the loops is constantly changing so that you never quite hear the same thing twice.

So, if you're a fan, you might check it out.

The downside?

The app costs $30.99

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (NyJwR)

410
Can't believe no one said Rode Wet And Put Away Hard yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (IESRt)

411 Seriously, saw it on the most recent PBS fundraiser within the last few months - freakin' Peter, Paul land Mary concerts. Made me wonder who they think their audience is. Maybe PBS is transitioning into lobbying hippies to put PBS in their will?!



Wouldn't doubt it. Not since Big Bird went HBO. What's left?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (vZ0KM)

412 >>Every fucking year, same shit. 30 year old do-wop videos, tote bags and
Ric Steve telling me how great Cuba and commie Vietnam are.


Yup.
We have two PBS stations - one does all the oldy, moldy stuff like that, and the other runs radical progressive stuff, like "Loose Change" every 24 hours and glowing documentaries on La Raza and its founders.
Neither of these stations deserve public funding.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

413 "Rode hard and put away wet."

Like one of Gwyneth Paltrow's toys?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (7uYFy)

414 He died at age 64 of a heart attack-he did;t choke on grape nuts. "

Yeah, yeah. Take all the fun out of it, will ya. Next you'll tell us that Cass didn't choke on a ham sammich...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (MINbv)

415
400 comments and nobody has said:

"Rode hard and put away wet."


See comment 361

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (IqV8l)

416 410
Can't believe no one said Rode Wet And Put Away Hard yet.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45


Just look at one of those ads on Pornhub.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (7n4KQ)

417 the deceptive katie couric applauds gretchen carlson for getting roger ailes removed from fox news........you know...gretchen who claims to have secretly taped ailes coming on to her.....and then putting them away for a rainy day.....how noble of her......

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (0O7c5)

418 Rumer has it that Degas was a class A jackass.

Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (xlViv)

419 Yeah, yeah. Take all the fun out of it, will ya. Next you'll tell us that Cass didn't choke on a ham sammich...
Posted by: Anon a mouse.



I thought it was a ham.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (vZ0KM)

420 Kodi integrates all that and you can just stream the item immediately rather than downloading.

Illegal and I would NEVER encourage such behavior.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)


I know you wouldn't. This blog has high moral standards. But thanks for the info.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (LMvQ5)

421 419 Yeah, yeah. Take all the fun out of it, will ya. Next you'll tell us that Cass didn't choke on a ham sammich...
Posted by: Anon a mouse.



I thought it was a ham.
Posted by: rickb223

It was a live chicken.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (7n4KQ)

422
With the wife working during the day, we're doing our first lunch date in forever.

BBL.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (/prE6)

Does your wife know about her?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (Jcg9Q)

423 God save the Queen.

-
Because otherwise King Charles the Horseface.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)

424 Next you'll tell us that Cass didn't choke on a ham sammich...
-----------

Did it ever come out who the father of her daughter(?) was? I remember years ago watching something about her and it saying she never disclosed who the father of the child was.

Not that many people knew she even had a child.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (vg8iE)

425 I said naked bitch blog, should be worth at a "fuck off and die" at least.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (8mYH1)

426 Time to hit the bricks, sister. Checkout time is 10:30 am so you've got 15 minutes for your whoor's bath and packup.

Posted by: Buddy Love at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (JO9+V)

427 Yeah, yeah. Take all the fun out of it, will ya. Next you'll tell us that Cass didn't choke on a ham sammich...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (MINbv)


She actually didn't. It was a roast beef sammich.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (LMvQ5)

428 Not that many people knew she even had a child.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

She hid her pregnancy well.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (7n4KQ)

429 Thread status:

Redeemed.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (YgAuc)

430 yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)

I never thought it was a bastion of conservatism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (fDdVG)

LMAO.

Fen, my dear, turn your sarcasm meter on.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (Jcg9Q)

431
The funny thing about Kodi is that I installed it probably two years ago on an Amazon Fire Stick. It involves an hour or so work. But you had to have a 'work-around' icon to display it on a menu bar.

In a perfect example of how we're being spied upon constantly, suddenly about six months back a special Kodi icon appeared on my display. So I use that now. Somehow they knew I was using it.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (HTdUD)

432
Not that many people knew she even had a child.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (vg8iE)



She had several-

usually slathered with BBQ sauce.



Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (NyJwR)

433 423 God save the Queen.

-
Because otherwise King Charles the Horseface.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)

I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

434 mama cass died of heart failure ....there was no food found in her windpipe....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (0O7c5)

435 Not that many people knew she even had a child.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


I wonder how many people know that Roman Polanski had a child.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:10 AM (7n4KQ)

436 I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM

I know, because with his genes, King Charles will be King until 2050....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:10 AM (7uYFy)

437 Mama Cass had a daughter who has two kids of her own. The father of Cass' daughter was a musician whose last name is/was Day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:11 AM (fDdVG)

438 417 the deceptive katie couric applauds gretchen carlson for getting roger ailes removed from fox news........you know...gretchen who claims to have secretly taped ailes coming on to her.....and then putting them away for a rainy day.....how noble of her......
-------------

The old, slutty, alcoholic, lying Widow Monahan would praise entrapment of Roger Ailes? Why, what's this world coming to?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:11 AM (vg8iE)

439 I wonder how many people know that Roman Polanski had a child.

Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017


ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (YgAuc)

440 434 mama cass died of heart failure ....there was no food found in her windpipe....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (0O7c5)

But there was a chunk of Polish sausage lodged in her aorta.

Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (7HtZB)

441 In a perfect example of how we're being spied upon constantly, suddenly about six months back a special Kodi icon appeared on my display. So I use that now. Somehow they knew I was using it.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
------------

There is nothing that we do not know.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (ZO497)

442 Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (Jcg9Q)

I think I'll turn my "Goodbye" meter on until something better comes up. Jokes about Mama Cass are so 1960s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (fDdVG)

443 mama cass died of heart failure ....there was no food found in her windpipe...."

Sheesh. How many more wet blankets can we come up with?

So Karen C couldn't have been saved by a ham sammich?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (MINbv)

444 YouTube has a lot of gun videos. I especially like the full auto Glock17 with 100 round mag.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 11:13 AM (X8p7j)

445 Jokes about Mama Cass are so 1960s."

Hmm. So is PBS.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:14 AM (MINbv)

446 >>>We have two PBS stations - one does all the oldy, moldy stuff like that,

:::casually hides his Rumpole of the Bailey action figures:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 21, 2017 11:14 AM (7S8go)

447 400 comments and nobody has said:

"Rode hard and put away wet."

See comment 361

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)

448 I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM
----------

I'm thinking the Queen may have a clause in her will calling for a hit on Charles and what's-her-name.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (ZO497)

449 Hmm. So is PBS.

===========

I always got the old, chintzy 70s vibe from it, myself.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (vg8iE)

450 Illegal and I would NEVER encourage such behavior.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)

I know you wouldn't. This blog has high moral standards. But thanks for the info.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004


Not everything you would use Kodi for is illegal - far from it. I can use it to access Amazon, Hulu, Netflix, ESPN, and a raft of legitimate stuff that one would pay for. You still have to pay those providers for access.

But there are ways - or so I've heard - to access channels or websites that the BIG NAMES like Amazon or Apple are not going to present as options*. So I like that freedom.

*Cough PornHub Cough*

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (HTdUD)

451 I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (RD7QR)


I wouldn't mind the thought of Charles III so much if England wasn't infested with the disease of islam.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (X6fMO)

452 Yup. We're in good hands.

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/249891606-story

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)

453 Mama Cass had a daughter who has two kids of her own. The father of Cass' daughter was a musician whose last name is/was Day.

OTIS! MY MAN!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 11:16 AM (X6fMO)

454 Ok, off to La Porte.

That's Texas, y'all. BBL.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:16 AM (MINbv)

455 >>I wonder how many people know that Roman Polanski had a child.


She plays the French princess on "Viking." What do I win?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 11:16 AM (NOIQH)

456
Jokes about Mama Cass are so 1960s."

Hmm. So is PBS.


So is the USA, it seems.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)

457 I'm thinking the Queen may have a clause in her will calling for a hit on Charles and what's-her-name.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (ZO497)

Ohhhh! I can take care of that for ya Queenie.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (JO9+V)

458 No wonder John Ruskin wasn't expecting fur.

Posted by: The Borg Community at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (EX4Wr)

459 But there was a chunk of Polish sausage lodged in her aorta.




I thought he was lodged somewhere else?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (vZ0KM)

460 I wonder how many people know that Roman Polanski had a child.




Her mother is only 11 years older than her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:18 AM (vZ0KM)

461 Dammit it's Friday!


One more Art thread and we would have had full-on sex paintings!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 21, 2017 11:19 AM (jjaLl)

462 I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.



I believe, because of divorcing Diana, he is bypassed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:20 AM (vZ0KM)

463 Y'all remember what was lodged in me right?

Posted by: Mackenzie Phillips at April 21, 2017 11:20 AM (57R5r)

464 What I thought was PBS was A Mighty Wind.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (bc2Lc)

465 I'm thinking the Queen may have a clause in her will calling for a hit on Charles and what's-her-name.


Seabiscuit

Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (qJhUV)

466 I wonder how many people know that Roman Polanski had a child.

------

That must have been a very difficult delivery.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

467 mama cass died of heart failure ....there was no food found in her windpipe....

Posted by: phoenixgirl
-----
But her mouth? One 6" meatball sub, three 6 ounce bags of potato chips, two pints of Neapolitan sherbet, one sleeve (unwrapped) Girl Scout Thin Mints and assorted "loose" candies (Bridge mix, MMs, Raisinets, Razzles and Whoppers).

Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (8b+oT)

468 Nice looking hook.

Posted by: Pendejo at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (yKJ+U)

469 NOOD. DOW.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 21, 2017 11:22 AM (ukNFU)

470 Tell ya what, Queenie, I'll whack his malignant cunt of a gf for free for what they did to Diana.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at April 21, 2017 11:23 AM (JO9+V)

471 nood

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 11:23 AM (LMvQ5)

472
If Mama Cass had shared her sammich with Karen Carpenter they'd both be alive today.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 21, 2017 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

473 I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM
----------

Well there are rumors that part of the deal that Chuckie struck to marry Camilla was that he'd refuse the trone when Liz dies...
If so, good for the UK. William is made of sterner stuff than his old man.
Harry would be more intimidating though. He'd be the first monarch an a long ass time who'd seen frontline combat.

Posted by: Jackal at April 21, 2017 11:28 AM (aIuRZ)

474 301

That song that goes "Say, say, say....."


is a song by??

a) Phil Collins
b) Thompson Twins
c) someone else
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (IESRt)


Definitely someone else. Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.

The video was cute, though.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 21, 2017 11:36 AM (17QyB)

475 i'm so in love with these posts thanks so much for what you do

Posted by: happyfeet at April 21, 2017 11:41 AM (mLfQi)

476 Kings who've taken the thrown as old men have never had too great a reputation, nor have they accomplished much. Edward VII (1901) and William IV (1830) come to mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2017 11:43 AM (KeRkT)

477 I can't believe that no one has said, rode inconsiderately and put back rudely.

Posted by: Barak O at April 21, 2017 11:51 AM (Fmupd)

478 :434 mama cass died of heart failure ...."

That will happen when you have cheese fries in your coronary arteries.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy at April 21, 2017 11:58 AM (uN4Ye)

479 Jacques Rolla live the Ace of Spades lifestyle before .... well, Ace.

Posted by: Paladin at April 21, 2017 12:10 PM (YNPwP)

480
Hit it and leave quickly.

Good call. Always leave them wanting more.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 21, 2017 12:12 PM (1hM1d)

481 77 Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

I was thinking of suggesting that she might be dead. Having your leg dangle off the bed like that seems unpleasant.

*
*
It's cooler. This is before air conditioning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2017 12:25 PM (5FoR7)

482 That is beautiful work but... she looks awfully young. Maybe that's why the guy looks so shocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)

483 "482 That is beautiful work but... she looks awfully young. Maybe that's why the guy looks so shocked."

Probably not, it is supposed to be in Paris, but what they didn't say, it was Paris, Kentucky.

Posted by: Meryl Streep for Roman Polanski at April 21, 2017 12:36 PM (uN4Ye)

484 YOU EVICT ME FROM PRANE, I PUT CURSE ON YOUR INDEX!!!

Posted by: Dr. Dao Jones at April 21, 2017 12:43 PM (vRcUp)

485 This was sold by Sotheby's in 1984 for far more than expected, no doubt
because of the marvelous brushwork on the lamp and the dress.

No doubt it's the dress and the lamp that captivate. That's where my eye jumped to upon first viewing.

Posted by: A.C. Clark at April 21, 2017 01:11 PM (cfjq1)

486 Ace you and the Cobs need to be doing a lot moar on the Eric Clanton Situation please!

Posted by: Unleash the Hounds at April 21, 2017 01:49 PM (uKJIC)

487 They shaved in those days?

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 02:54 PM (HgMAr)

488 Oh, and four hundred and eighty eight!

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 02:55 PM (HgMAr)

489 ""The Constitution allows for the death penalty for treason, so obviously the death penalty is not considered cruel and unusual punishment. Duh."

Why don't state executions use the same cocktail that all the Lefties say is just wonderful for doctor assisted suicides?

I'd love to see the Lefties turn themselves into a pretzel on why it would be cruel and inhumane for the murderer but at the same time be humane for the terminally ill.

Posted by: john doesky at April 21, 2017 03:59 PM (ls21y)

490 "She only has one nipple. Just when I thought it was safe to say this artist captured the female form well, she forgets a nipple."

Sure looks like her left one is staring me straight in the face and it gravity tugs it off to her side.

Posted by: john doesky at April 21, 2017 04:06 PM (ls21y)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0689 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.014 seconds, 498 records returned.
Page size 228 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat