EMT 04/16/17

Happy Easter.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning and Happy Easter Morons. Today is Sunday, April 16, 2017. On this day in 73 AD Masada, a Jewish fortress, fell to the Romans after several months of siege, ending the Great Jewish Revolt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

2 Little Fat Man tried to launch another missile yesterday. It blew up instead.


http://tinyurl.com/khuyckb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

3 Trump says he is giving the generals a free hand to carry the fight to ISIS as they see fit.


http://tinyurl.com/jwqdaud

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

4 Pence is in South Korea "conferring" with them.


http://tinyurl.com/manoetl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

5 Democrat paid rent-a-mob protests taxes until it turns into an anti-Trump tax march demanding his returns. How about a deal, as soon as Obama releases his transcripts Trump will release the same number of returns.


http://tinyurl.com/mo2utr9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

6 Happy Easter
He has risen!

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2017 05:54 AM (Ot7+c)

7 And the co-author of RINOcare gets his mob treatment from the Democrat paid rent-a-thugs. Of course the news doesn't tell you they are paid rent-a-mobs. The Republicans need to start fighting back and doing the same shit to the Democrats.


http://tinyurl.com/le6zv4h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

8 That judge I talked about yesterday who blocked the executions in AR has joined the anti-death penalty protestors. Shows what a true paragon of neutral justice he is. This should be grounds for impeachment but that is rarer than hen's teeth.


http://tinyurl.com/mdmcbt2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

9 Robert Reich demonstrates that like 99% of all Democrats he is an outright communist.


http://tinyurl.com/k87xswg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

10 The Fat Man has commuted the sentence of a Marine who had the nerve to bring a gun into the State of NJ. He should have given a full pardon and demanded the legislature get rid of their unconstitutional draconian gun control laws.


http://tinyurl.com/mvto5ez

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

11 The concrete hasn't even been mixed yet and assholes are already suing over "Trump's Wall". Of course that has always been the Democrat playbook, if you lose at the polls then take it to court with a good dose of judge shopping.


http://tinyurl.com/m93283x

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

12 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/h66oy9k


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

13 Thanks for the noos Vic.

Are you feeling any better?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2017 05:57 AM (riF5p)

14 13 Are you feeling any better?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2017 05:57 AM (riF5p)


Most of the time I feel OK although stomach is still sore. Still have an occasion bout of nausea.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

15 Happy Easter to all.

Posted by: cicero skip at April 16, 2017 06:08 AM (FIrEF)

16 (Repost from ONT)

Talk about a fucked up situation. I can understand how twins separated at birth or while young have joy at being reunited, but that's definitely not the case here. Honestly, I can't imagine the things going through this married couple's minds.

Couple finds out they are biological twins during IVF treatment

A married couple who struggled to conceive only discovered they were twins when they went through IVF.

The unnamed couple underwent the treatment to help them have a baby.

But doctors at the fertility lab noticed their DNA was abnormally similar.

At first, lab technicians believed the pair may be unwitting cousins, but soon ruled that out because the DNA was too similar.

Eventually doctors confronted the pair, who burst out in laughter when they were asked if they were related.

A doctor at the clinic in Jackson, Mississippi, told the Mississippi Herald: "It's just a routine thing and we wouldn't normally check to see if there was a relationship between the two samples.

"But in this case the lab assistant involved was shocked by the similarity of each profile."

Adding to the compelling evidence was the fact the pair shared the same birthday and that friends had remarked how similar they looked.

The doctor who broke the news described how the wife pleaded with him to admit he was joking, but he added: "I wish that I was, but they had to know the truth."

It soon became clear that the pair were in fact unwitting siblings - both having been adopted as babies to separate families when their parents were killed in a car crash.

They later met at a university party and bonded over their similar backgrounds.

The unnamed doctor added: "The husband said that a lot of people remarked on the fact they shared the same birthdays and looked similar to each other, but he said it was just a funny coincidence and that the couple were definitely not related."

The pair are now said to be re-considering their future together.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/nyor8k8

Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2017 06:12 AM (zlQMj)

17 Happy Easter

He has risen!

Posted by: Skip


Yeah. Right. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Thomas at April 16, 2017 06:14 AM (k0vjy)

18
Most of the time I feel OK although stomach is still sore. Still have an occasion bout of nausea.
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Well that sounds like progress. Hope you and the Mrs. have a happy Easter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2017 06:16 AM (riF5p)

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6 Happy Easter
He has risen!

He is risen, indeed!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at April 16, 2017 06:19 AM (RR9wF)

20 Happy Easter Sunshines!!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at April 16, 2017 06:20 AM (RR9wF)

21 18 Well that sounds like progress. Hope you and the Mrs. have a happy Easter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2017 06:16 AM (riF5p)


Thanks, one day at a time is the way it goes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

22 Happy Eastah!

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2017 06:23 AM (GsAUU)

23 LMAO, hit it, Veggie Takes!

https://youtu.be/KQ3etZ0O8Bc

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2017 06:24 AM (GsAUU)

24 Feel better, Vic! I'll say extra prayers for you today!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at April 16, 2017 06:25 AM (RR9wF)

25 The Strife is O'er.

Hit it, Palestrina:

https://youtu.be/jGVazujx9Lc

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2017 06:25 AM (GsAUU)

26 Good Morning all. Just got the wife out the door for the early service. I have Monkey Bread on the oven for myself and the boys who will meet up at the 9:00 am service. Enjoying the coffee and a moment of peace.

Posted by: Picric at April 16, 2017 06:32 AM (s0VSd)

27 "But the Jerusalem that is above is free, and she is our mother."

--Galatians 4:26

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2017 06:33 AM (GsAUU)

28 Couple finds out they are biological twins during IVF treatment

A married couple who struggled to conceive only discovered they were twins when they went through IVF.

******

Hoax story.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 06:34 AM (C+qQ0)

29 28 - I would think it would be

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2017 06:36 AM (Ot7+c)

30 Local TV station shows hundreds marching yesterday for Trumps tax returns. Hard to tell how many, as the station does closeups making the crowd look like thousands. They give no number, but megaphones were noisy.

Posted by: Colin at April 16, 2017 06:36 AM (FA6S7)

31 NK has yet to prove to me they can do anything hence thats why I continually say I'm not worried about them.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2017 06:37 AM (Ot7+c)

32 Hoax story.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 06:34 AM (C+qQ0)


If it is, then FoxNews fell for it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2017 06:38 AM (zlQMj)

33 Great leader say failure was planned to fool US into thinking they can't launch a missile. (I made that up, but sounds good)

Posted by: Colin at April 16, 2017 06:40 AM (FA6S7)

34 Happy Easter Horde!

Shameless heathen that I am, I believe I'll go turkey hunting!

Posted by: Subterranean JT at April 16, 2017 06:45 AM (qG0hz)

35 As undeserved as ever, still forgiven by the acts of Jesus. Amen!
He is risen indeed!!

Posted by: Taqyia2Me, Deploribus Unum at April 16, 2017 06:48 AM (Ftuf+)

36 31. Skip the more I think about it, in some ways you are correct, and others you are off. True, no bomb/missle will hit the US. However the NK are entrenched just north of Seoul, and have enough of the city in artillery range to do lots of damage, and worse to create panic in the city. I know that air support can take it out, but they can still do alot of damage. Japan is in proven range of the short range missles, and again can be taken out, but how much damage can they do. I am backing Trump to the hilt on this, because this situation has not gotten any better since Clinton signed his treaty. I an just hoping that a NK General is on the side contemplating a promotion and is sane.

Posted by: Picric at April 16, 2017 06:49 AM (s0VSd)

37 "He is not here; for he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay." Matt. 28:6

Happy Easter!!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at April 16, 2017 06:50 AM (1fcKg)

38 I guess that being siblings is grounds for annulment.

Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2017 06:50 AM (lcylG)

39 Plastic Easter eggs...sad!

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 16, 2017 06:53 AM (Ljqf3)

40
A Happy and Joyous Easter to everyone!

A Happy Birthday to me!

I spent yesterday at our annual food bank drive with tge Boy Scouts. It went well and we had a great turnout on all fronts.

Today the in-laws are visiting and Mrs. Krebs parents will relocate to their chosen assisted living facility on Thursday. Me, I got taxes to start and finish by Tuesday. Fun times all around!

A Happy and Joyous Easter to one and all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2017 06:54 AM (v1g1+)

41 Wishing my brethren a Happy Easter!

When I was a kid, one of my buddies would always invite me to his house to join his family for supper after church, hence my love for Jello salad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2017 06:55 AM (EZebt)

42 NK has yet to prove to me they can do anything hence thats why I continually say I'm not worried about them.
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2017 06:37 AM
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Early this morning I think I heard someone on FOX say that it's possible the U.S. is sabotaging the Nork's missiles somehow and that's why there are so many failures and also why they haven't hit anything of consequence--not yet anyway.

Would be good news if true.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2017 06:56 AM (HiDrR)

43 Morning all, and happy Easter.

One more hour then off to bed.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 16, 2017 06:57 AM (D2vc1)

44
One has to ask what trenchant and penetrating conclusions the brainiacs demanding Trump's tax returns wiuld reach if they had them in hand?

Let's all chant, "This is what... um... paying taxes looks like!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2017 06:57 AM (v1g1+)

45 Good morning everyone! Happy Easter! He's alive and I'm forgiven!


I'm going to post the devotional here, as I need to get to sunrise service. Dawn is breaking. If anyone is looking for the Easter devotional, could someone kindly re-direct them here? Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 16, 2017 07:00 AM (lwiT4)

46 Let's all chant, "This is what... um... paying taxes looks like!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

That's a lot of paper.

Is all of this going to be on the test?

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2017 07:00 AM (k0vjy)

47 Good Sunday morning, Hordelings! He is risen! He is risen indeed. I owed a debt I could not pay. He paid my debt which He did not owe. Was it a morning like this?


The Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 28: 1-7 tells us that after the Sabbath, at dawn, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to the tomb of Jesus.


There was a violent earthquake. An angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.


The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; He has risen, just as he said.


Come and see the place where He lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee." There you will see Him.


I've picked some Easter Worship songs for you, following in a post below. I'm going to Easter sunrise service, then the main service, then brunch. Have a blessed Easter. For God so loved the world that He gave His Son. What wondrous love is this?

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Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 16, 2017 07:00 AM (lwiT4)

48
That's a lot of paper.

Is all of this going to be on the test?

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2017 07:00 AM (k0vjy)


The test is open book, so you're good.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2017 07:02 AM (v1g1+)

49 Here are some Easter Worship songs, for those who can't make it to church, or just like to sing.

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"Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures. He was buried, He was raised on the third day." (1 Corinthians 15:3-5)

The Easter Song - 2nd Chapter of Acts "Joy to the World - He's Risen! Allelujah!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ljFTNuM_E

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"I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in Me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this?" (John 11:25-26)

"Christ the Lord is Risen Today - Alleluia!" - warning: hand-raising activity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o95WfCpopo

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"Crown Him with Many Crowns" - amazing arrangement by Fountanview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INo42lyvszY

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"As for me, I know that my Redeemer lives, and at the last He will take His stand upon the earth." (Job 19:25)

From Handel's Messiah - I Know that My Redeemer Liveth"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7aXEvCeXY

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"Death has been swallowed up in victory. Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting? But thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!" (1 Cor. 15: 55,57)

"The Victor" - Keith Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wil0PBylyW0

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It is finished. He has done it.
Life conquered death. Jesus Christ has won it.


Blessed Easter to all of you, my dear friends.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 16, 2017 07:02 AM (lwiT4)

50 The test is open book, so you're good.



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Book. Book? What the heck is that?

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2017 07:07 AM (k0vjy)

51 God has blessed us all. Our troubles are of this world and this body but we are more than that. Let your hearts be glad.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 16, 2017 07:09 AM (9YJ4j)

52 Yes NK could hit SK easily, even with conventional weapons so we do need to keep NK down militarily

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2017 07:11 AM (Ot7+c)

53 Just had an O/T thought - has any previous American president FLED THE COUNTRY as Obama has in his immediate post-presidency? Even Richard Nixon was welcomed back to San Clemente after his resignation. Obama couldn't even be bothered to R&R with the objects of his own "governance". Sorry to stink up the Easter column with this rant but the historic nature of this intercontinental flight just occurred to me. What a ZERO!

Posted by: An American Commoner at April 16, 2017 07:15 AM (pxwEr)

54 Perhaps TFG expects to be indicted.

Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2017 07:16 AM (lcylG)

55
It is finished. He has done it.
Life conquered death. Jesus Christ has won it.

Thank you, Grammie, for that beautiful reminder. Amen to that and Happy Easter to us all.

Had my best night's sleep in a looong time last night after having a great day of planting where all day long everything just went very well. No breakdowns, no interruptions, just hoping the seed went out properly.

It is so nice to have one of those days followed by a good, restful night's sleep. I hope many of you share the same.

Posted by: An American Commoner at April 16, 2017 07:19 AM (pxwEr)

56 If it is, then FoxNews fell for it.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2017 06:38 AM (zlQMj)

****

Yup.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 07:21 AM (C+qQ0)

57 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2017 07:21 AM (KCxzN)

58 It's so nice to have grownups in charge. No more lead from Obama's behind.

Posted by: Gil at April 16, 2017 07:22 AM (5rEUo)

59 Happy Easter, everyone.

I saw the movie "The Case for Christ" on Saturday before Easter in the theatre.

It was good.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 07:22 AM (C+qQ0)

60 Wabbit season!

Posted by: E. Fudd at April 16, 2017 07:22 AM (9YJ4j)

61 An American Commoner at April 16, 2017 07:15 AM (pxwEr)
***************

Yeah, Barry is a weird one.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 07:23 AM (C+qQ0)

62 Happy Easter everyone.

Posted by: Uncle Si at April 16, 2017 07:24 AM (ZLmoR)

63 JAS...He was so powerful when he exited I doubt that thought entered his mind. He'd had basically 9 years of the world telling him he walked on water. Easy to let your delusions fester when the entire planet is your yes-man.

I'm guessing here but the commonly claimed tropical sex-romp seems plausible - who's keeping the kids and where are they?

Posted by: An American Commoner at April 16, 2017 07:25 AM (pxwEr)

64 It's duck saeson!

Posted by: Buggs at April 16, 2017 07:26 AM (Ot7+c)

65 The Good News !!

Posted by: Qmark at April 16, 2017 07:30 AM (STXdS)

66 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 16, 2017 07:37 AM (KGH7Z)

67 A Blessed Easter to all.


Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2017 07:38 AM (ePgu5)

68 He disappears for a month or two without the wife and kids.

No, no suspicious at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 07:40 AM (oVJmc)

69 Jordanian writer lists Top Ten Arab accomplishments of 2016. Can't do the link thing but it's at BB.

Satire, well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2017 07:43 AM (ePgu5)

70 Christ is Risen!

For some reason unknown to me, I have felt called to make the posting of "The Garden Tomb", from a live performance by the Isaacs, part of my Easter ritual at AoSHQ. I find it a heartfelt message of hope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKXscl7Fhnk

Easter blessings on you all!

Hrothgar

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 16, 2017 07:47 AM (gwPgz)

71
68 He disappears for a month or two without the wife and kids.

No, not suspicious at all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 07:40 AM (oVJmc)


He's transitioning. Does the Constitution disallow him running for Preznint again as a woman?

Constitutional scholar and eleven-dimensional chess.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2017 07:48 AM (v1g1+)

72 8. Our capabilities in the field of destroying our own people and structures. There have been cumulative achievements [in this field] in the past year, and according to the recent [UNDP] Arab Human Development Report, the Arab region's share of world's battle-related deaths in 2014 was 68.5%, its share of world's refugees was 57.5%, and its share of world's IDP [Internally Displaced People] was 47%.

But 'Islam' means 'Peace!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

73 I'll bet 2 wooden nickels and a chocolate éclair that when Barky appears again he doesn't have gray hair.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2017 07:51 AM (ePgu5)

74 Fox now reporting twins story as hoax

Posted by: tmitsss at April 16, 2017 07:51 AM (3LAYT)

75 The support Ossoff is getting in Atlanta shows why it should be ejected from the state.

Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2017 07:53 AM (BO/km)

76 Islamic world is in a big turmoil exactly why again?

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2017 07:53 AM (Ot7+c)

77 One has to ask what trenchant and penetrating conclusions the brainiacs
demanding Trump's tax returns would reach if they had them in hand?
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The "Perfect Cheer" theory of politics.

They are stupid enough that one, little, insignificant chant is enough to sway their mind.

So, they think everyone else is too.

Couple that with their Underpants Gnome Action Plan:
1) Force Trump to release his tax returns
2) ??????
3) President Hillary!

What really makes them sad and stupid?
They honestly believe that the IRS--which had no problem going after nobodies merely for daring to be conservative--has damning information about Trump but did not dare leak it.

I can guarantee that there are at least 3 people in the Democrat Party top power structure who have all of Trump's tax returns.
And there is nothing there.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 16, 2017 07:54 AM (ZQpd0)

78 People have speculated that Barry was gay for quite a while.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 07:54 AM (C+qQ0)

79 Happy Easter!

Why is it Happy Easeter but Merry Christmas?

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 07:55 AM (Sfs6o)

80 Happy Easter everyone!

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2017 07:55 AM (5VlCp)

81 Mr. Peebles. a lot of truth in that article, even if it was supposedly satire.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2017 07:55 AM (ePgu5)

82 I have wondered why Trump hasn't dismissed Koskinen as the IRS head.

I suppose it is possible that he hasn't dismissed him because of a fear that if he did, Koskinen could leak Trump's tax returns.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 07:59 AM (C+qQ0)

83 New tax returns just like the old tax returns, Who cares?

Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2017 08:00 AM (C+wjz)

84 It's so nice to have grownups in charge. No more lead from Obama's behind.
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List of phrases no long in use since January 20, 2017:

1) Just muscular enough not to be mocked
2) Workplace violence
3) Jobs saved or created
4) Unexpectedly
5) JV team

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 16, 2017 08:01 AM (ZQpd0)

85 HAPPY EASTER!!!!

**pelts everyone with Easter eggs and peeps**

Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 16, 2017 08:01 AM (hMwEB)

86 6) Red line
7) Don't call my bluff
Let me be clear
9) Some say
10) That's not who we are

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 16, 2017 08:03 AM (ZQpd0)

87 Yesterdays Tax March was just a reason to have an anti-Trump march, to keep the troops in shape. I drove by the local "march". Maybe a hundred young people with megaphones, trying to get auto drivers to blow their horns in support.

Posted by: Colin at April 16, 2017 08:03 AM (FA6S7)

88 "Of course the news doesn't tell you they are paid rent-a-mobs. The
Republicans need to start fighting back and doing the same shit to the
Democrats."
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They couldn't afford us.

Posted by: Corona at April 16, 2017 08:08 AM (xLwrt)

89
Why is it Happy Easeter but Merry Christmas?

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 07:55 AM (Sfs6o)

You a troublemaker or sumpin?

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2017 08:08 AM (x9c8r)

90 Why is it Happy Easeter but Merry Christmas?
Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 07:55 AM
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Rebellious colonists. It's Happy Christmas in Britain.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2017 08:09 AM (HiDrR)

91 Happy Easter to all you Easterners.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:10 AM (qUNWi)

92 Merry Easter!

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:10 AM (qUNWi)

93 Hey...that sounds nice.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:11 AM (qUNWi)

94 Happy Easter to all!

I am the Resurrection and the Life.

Posted by: John quoting Jesus at April 16, 2017 08:11 AM (tr2D7)

95 Merry Easter! Merry Easter!!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 08:12 AM (Sfs6o)

96 Sitting here reading and went back to sleep.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

97 92 Merry Easter!
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:10 AM (qUNWi)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 08:13 AM (Sfs6o)

98 And to all a good morning.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:13 AM (qUNWi)

99 "Hoax story."
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Like the glasses that makes colorblind people see color. That went far, didn't it.

Posted by: Corona at April 16, 2017 08:13 AM (xLwrt)

100 Tanks Easter bunny! Bawk bawk!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2017 08:14 AM (vRcUp)

101 *fistbump*
Posted by: Weasel



*bump*

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:14 AM (qUNWi)

102 Is wishing "hollow bunnies" on someone a blessing or a curse?

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 08:14 AM (Sfs6o)

103 Happy Eater.

HE is risen. Promise kept.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2017 08:14 AM (JO9+V)

104 Like the glasses that makes colorblind people see color. That went far, didn't it.
Posted by: Corona



Aww...was that bullshit?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:15 AM (qUNWi)

105 Good Easter morning, horde.

Thank you, grammie winger, for the hymns. I don't attend church anymore (my reasons, not the least of which is agnosticism), but I grew up in the church and always loved the singing best.

I still find peace and comfort in hymns.

Posted by: April, not of the giraffe variety at April 16, 2017 08:16 AM (e8PP1)

106 Dang it... MOAR caffeine.

Happy Easter!

HE is risen. Promise kept.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2017 08:16 AM (JO9+V)

107 I've cut off my easter eggs and flushed them down the toilet.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 16, 2017 08:17 AM (vRcUp)

108 Happy Eater!

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:18 AM (qUNWi)

109
Why is it Happy Easeter but Merry Christmas?

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 07:55 AM (Sfs6o)

******

Happy Easeter, Weasel, Happy Easeter.

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 16, 2017 08:19 AM (C+qQ0)

110 Would someone, perhaps our esteemed pastors, explain to me how it came to pass that Mary Magdalene and Mary went to the tomb but none of the disciples found themselves brave enough to go?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:19 AM (tr2D7)

111 Happy Esater, Eaters!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:20 AM (qUNWi)

112 Would someone, perhaps our esteemed pastors, explain to me how it came to pass that Mary Magdalene and Mary went to the tomb but none of the disciples found themselves brave enough to go?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:19 AM (tr2D7)


NFL pre-game show was on TV? It was a Sunday right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2017 08:21 AM (SjImc)

113 Happy Easter all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2017 08:21 AM (SjImc)

114 The Korean missiles I see in pictures don't seem to have any control surfaces.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

115 The Korean missiles I see in pictures don't seem to have any control surfaces.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2017 08:23 AM (x9c8r)

116 Nevergiveup at 112 - I laughed.

You realize we are both going to hell don't you?

I'll save you a seat.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:24 AM (tr2D7)

117 happy easter, everyone. We have been ransomed by the Nicest Guy of All Time. Think about it. He's dying a slow, agonizing, tortured death, in public, and He still comforts and encourages the Good Thief, makes sure His Mom is taken care of, and forgives the people who did it to Him. He let Pilate off the hook, too.
Isn't He wonderful?

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2017 08:24 AM (11H2y)

118 *ahem* *AHEM* There is no such thing as Easter. Science has never discovered an Easter. So stop going on about something that does not exist. #EasterDoesNotExist

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 16, 2017 08:25 AM (vRcUp)

119
Happy Easter to one and all

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 16, 2017 08:26 AM (auHtY)

120 Nevergiveup at 112 - I laughed.

You realize we are both going to hell don't you?

I'll save you a seat.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:24 AM (tr2D7)

Yup. I already pre-paid for my seat.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2017 08:27 AM (SjImc)

121 Yesterdays Tax March was just a reason to have an anti-Trump march, to keep the troops in shape. I drove by the local "march". Maybe a hundred young people with megaphones, trying to get auto drivers to blow their horns in support.

--

They're dumb enough to believe this:

1. Get Trump to release tax returns.
2. ???
3. ???
4. Hillary becomes president.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 16, 2017 08:27 AM (+FSld)

122 Good morning Hordies, Happy Ishtar!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 08:28 AM (PhYV5)

123 It's so nice to have grownups in charge. No more lead from Obama's behind.

Posted by: Gil at April 16, 2017 07:22 AM (5rEUo)



Barry's behind is very busy right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 16, 2017 08:28 AM (auHtY)

124 114 The Korean missiles I see in pictures don't seem to have any control surfaces.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 08:21 AM (oVJmc)
--------
Fell off? I'd hate to be the North Korean control surface guy.

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2017 08:29 AM (Sfs6o)

125 A blessed Easter to you all.
Christus resurrexit!

And...Google didn't even do a doodle.
We are officially done.

Posted by: Sal at April 16, 2017 08:30 AM (hA4a+)

126
A hundred unemployed young people - instead of worrying about their future employment opportunities - protest to see some documents they would not understand if their lives depended on it.

Useful idiots.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 16, 2017 08:30 AM (HTdUD)

127 112- I think it was because He was buried hurriedly because the Sabbath was coming, so His body was unwashed and unprepared and uncared for...and that was women's work. I'm sure those women were waiting by the door for the very first night of dawn so they could take care of their beloved rabbi as soon as possible.

It's interesting that when the men arrived at the tomb, John - the apostle Jesus loved - got there first but Peter was the first to enter the tomb.

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2017 08:30 AM (11H2y)

128 Would someone, perhaps our esteemed pastors, explain to me how it came to pass that Mary Magdalene and Mary went to the tomb but none of the disciples found themselves brave enough to go?
Posted by: Tonypete
---------

Women are often better people than men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2017 08:30 AM (ZO497)

129 Not a bad mod....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrah1k0sLj4

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2017 08:31 AM (7dpmG)

130 Ishtar was horrible.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:31 AM (qUNWi)

131 110
Would someone, perhaps our esteemed pastors, explain to me how it came
to pass that Mary Magdalene and Mary went to the tomb but none of the
disciples found themselves brave enough to go?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:19 AM (tr2D7)

They were the only witnesses as to where Jesus had been buried. And they brought incense to anoint his body as was common in those days. It wasn't a case of the others being brave enough. Also, Mary M. had a much larger influence than what the catholic church has assigned her over the years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:31 AM (mpXpK)

132 Women are often better people than men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2017 08:30 AM (ZO497)

That means you never went to a summer camp with any?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2017 08:32 AM (SjImc)

133 Women are often better people than men.


Yes.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 16, 2017 08:33 AM (Tyii7)

134 Women are better people to look at than men.

I'll go that far.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:33 AM (qUNWi)

135 Good lord...what do women get up to at summer camp?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (qUNWi)

136 Happy Easter to all. !

Posted by: Mccool at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (qGfmk)

137 The treatment of Mary M. by the church is one thing that that stupid Da Vinci Code got pretty much right.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

138 Women are better people to look at than men.

I'll go that far.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:33 AM (qUNWi)

trigglypuff...trigglypuff...trigglypuff

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (x9c8r)

139
Fake News is happily showing and re-showing the fake protests yesterday.

One of the best signs held by one of the fake protesters I saw was: "THIS IS NOT NORMAL."

Nor is any of it sincere.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (Q9+6G)

140 120 Nevergiveup at 112 - I laughed.

You realize we are both going to hell don't you?

I'll save you a seat.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:24 AM (tr2D7)

Yup. I already pre-paid for my seat.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2017 08:27 AM (SjImc)

---


We'll be taking those now. Wanna make a fuss about it bub?

Posted by: United A. at April 16, 2017 08:36 AM (LlBbw)

141 139


Fake News is happily showing and re-showing the fake protests yesterday.



One of the best signs held by one of the fake protesters I saw was: "THIS IS NOT NORMAL."



Nor is any of it sincere.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (Q9+6G)

Has the "fake news" even mentioned that these are "paid thugs" by the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

142
Get it?

The fake protester, who is nothing more than a political propagandist, is telling us what is normal, but ironically it is the fake protester's behavior that is "not normal."

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:38 AM (Q9+6G)

143 Would someone, perhaps our esteemed pastors, explain to me how it came to pass that Mary Magdalene and Mary went to the tomb but none of the disciples found themselves brave enough to go?

Posted by: Tonypete


This does not even rise to the level of a theological difficulty (such as whether substitutionary atonement is a valid ethical concept).

The disciples thought that Jesus was going to institute a kingdom on earth at that time. They thought he would be another King David. Look up Simon Bar Kochba for an example of what their expectations would have been. When Jesus was executed, their hopes were completely destroyed, and they went into hiding so as to avoid being punished for being revolutionaries.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2017 08:38 AM (vRcUp)

144 They're dumb enough to believe this:

1. Get Trump to release tax returns.
2. ???
3. ???
4. Hillary becomes president.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 16, 2017 08:27 AM (+FSld)


They sure do. It's funny to watch the infant Bolsheviks keep pounding this after each cigar keeps blowing up in their faces. They keep changing steps 2 and 3 with the latest CNN spew.

Happy and blessed Easter, all ya'll....

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 16, 2017 08:38 AM (K9oqL)

145 Ah the good old AP and real news:

20 arrested in California pro and anti-Trump rallies

Trump supporters announced earlier in the week that they were holding a "Patriot Day" at the park at noon that would feature speeches by members of the alt-right, an amorphous fringe movement that uses internet memes, message boards and social media to spread a hodgepodge of racism, anti-Semitism, misogyny and xenophobia.



No bias there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 16, 2017 08:39 AM (auHtY)

146
Speaking of paid thugs, they brought their game of thrones show to Jeff Flake, chief Republican Shit, chanting "Shame!" at him at a town hall.


I must say, I have to agree with them on this. Jeff Flake is a shameful shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:39 AM (Q9+6G)

147 We'll be taking those now. Wanna make a fuss about it bub?

Posted by: United A. at April 16, 2017 08:36 AM (LlBbw)


L: "Break time is over, back to standing on your hands!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 16, 2017 08:40 AM (gwPgz)

148 Happy Easter, Morons and 'Ettes!!!


I've hidden two dozen Easter Eggs on this thread.

Happy hunting......cuz if you don' find them all....

....well...eventually....

....you know what the Barrel smells like, right?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2017 08:40 AM (9q7Dl)

149
But all it took to get the Republicans off repealing obamacare was three things:

1.Fake News
2.Fake Polls
3. and Fake Republicans at these town halls

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:41 AM (Q9+6G)

150 146 I must say, I have to agree with them on this. Jeff Flake is a shameful shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:39 AM (Q9+6G)

He may be but Democrats are paying these asshole to disrupt Republican events. If they don't do some kind of retaliation they are stupid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

151 135 Good lord...what do women get up to at summer camp?
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (qUNWi)
---
Pillow fights and panty raids, but with war paint.

It's savagery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 08:41 AM (PhYV5)

152 Nice haiku Soothy.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:42 AM (qUNWi)

153
Did I inadvertently do a haikus?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 16, 2017 08:42 AM (Q9+6G)

154 Pillow fights and panty raids, but with war paint.

It's savagery.



Hmmm....that's bawdy.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:42 AM (qUNWi)

155 Most of the time I feel OK although stomach is still sore. Still have an occasion bout of nausea.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

Stop drinking cheap Bourbon, problem solved.

Posted by: Ralph at April 16, 2017 08:43 AM (trdnR)

156 A story about a couple undergoing IVF treatment, only to discover they are twins, appears to be fake.

D'uh.

Reported as fact by msm though. So they're complicit.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 16, 2017 08:44 AM (HTdUD)

157 135
Good lord...what do women get up to at summer camp?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:35 AM (qUNWi)

210? 220?

Posted by: Ralph at April 16, 2017 08:44 AM (trdnR)

158 The basic fact that seems to consistently elude these wizards of the left, is that Trump has been involved in many real businesses (not crony corporatist scams), made and lost LOTS of money, and yet, even the rapacious IRS that will go after independent contractors with marginal cash flow, has not put him in jail!

There simply cannot be a lot of there, there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 16, 2017 08:45 AM (gwPgz)

159 john 20:3-9

3 So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb
4 Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first
5 He bent over and looked in at the strips of linen lying there but did not go in
6 Then Simon Peter came along behind him and went straight into the tomb. H saw the strips of linen lying there,
7. as well as the cloth that had been wrapped around Jesus' head. The cloth was still lying in its place, separate from the linen.
8. Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed.
9. (They still did not understand from Scripture that Jesus had to rise from the dead.)
----

I've always hoped that that was the Shroud of Turin that he saw that made him believe.

Posted by: United A. at April 16, 2017 08:45 AM (LlBbw)

160 It's interesting that when the men arrived at the tomb, John - the apostle Jesus loved - got there first but Peter was the first to enter the tomb.

---

Primacy of Peter. Even though John had moar gainz.

Posted by: United A. at April 16, 2017 08:46 AM (LlBbw)

161 @156

Really? Drudge ran it. It's fake? Link to exposure?

Posted by: Ralph at April 16, 2017 08:47 AM (trdnR)

162 Pretty stoked about the 74 Live Bowie record day release

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2017 08:47 AM (7dpmG)

163 He may be but Democrats are paying these asshole to disrupt Republican events. If they don't do some kind of retaliation they are stupid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:41 AM (mpXpK)


Vic you are going to lose style points if you're not careful. The words "stupid" and "Republicans" always belong in the same sentence, just to be clear!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 16, 2017 08:47 AM (gwPgz)

164 Happy Easter everyone. Hope you all have a blessed day.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 16, 2017 08:47 AM (CNHr1)

165 Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2017 08:19 AM (tr2D7)

I am not calling myself "esteemed" but here's my brief response. Women were at the4 tomb because women were amazingly faithful to Jesus and probably helped to fund his ministry, The Kingdom of the Lord as shown in the resurrection turned the Kingdom of the world on its head. The worldly kingdom did not give full dignity to women. Indeed, women were not allowed to be witnesses in a court of law . However, they were witnesses to the resurrection of Jesus and were in a sense the first evangelists of these powerful news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 08:47 AM (fDdVG)

166 Sorry' "This" powerful news

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 08:48 AM (fDdVG)

167 Easter Greetings, folks. Getting ready to make the drive to The City for Easter supper with Mom, our daughter, our sons, and a nephew. And Jesus.

He is risen!



[Forgive self-plugola on Easter Sunday, however timely? Nic links to "Jerusalem Report," a slightly steampunk (or something) comic from a few years back, looking at events of Easter week via tv news and social media. Not strictly scriptural, but reverently intended.]

Posted by: mindful webworker - plainly at April 16, 2017 08:48 AM (ql3m8)

168 I read it in Daily Mail, they are usually pretty good.

Posted by: Ralph at April 16, 2017 08:48 AM (trdnR)

169 A story about a couple undergoing IVF treatment, only to discover they are twins, appears to be fake.

D'uh.

Reported as fact by msm though. So they're complicit.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 16, 2017 08:44 AM (HTdUD)



This other one is real though.

A couple who couldn't conceive went to undergo IVF treatment, only to discover that they were the same person!

Apparently, Barney and Barnetta Samson are transcouple.

And it's beautiful, haters!!!!!!1111!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2017 08:49 AM (9q7Dl)

170 Mushroom, cheese, and spinach omelet with optional maple bacon coming through the port for those so inclined.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 08:49 AM (PhYV5)

171 Happy Easter FenelonSpoke!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 16, 2017 08:50 AM (gwPgz)

172 Stop drinking cheap Bourbon, problem solved.


Posted by: Ralph at April 16, 2017 08:43 AM (trdnR)

Have already been avoiding bourbon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:51 AM (mpXpK)

173 Yum... Eris.. way better than what I just consumed!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 16, 2017 08:51 AM (CNHr1)

174 Gimme so o dat omelet!

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:51 AM (qUNWi)

175 Merry Easter Fen.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:52 AM (qUNWi)

176 And the contention that Mary wads the one to see Jesus is a direct rebuttal against the idea that the resurrection was a "cleverly devised myth" (2nd Peter 1:16)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 08:52 AM (fDdVG)

177 I know this is late for Passover, but I wanted to note that Bluebird of Bitterness has had some nice posts for Passover and Easter week. Check out Six13 - Seder Crew video from last Monday.

bluebirdofbitterness.com

Posted by: mindful webworker - bitterly at April 16, 2017 08:52 AM (ql3m8)

178 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3337851/married-twin-
couple-struggling-to-conceive-hoax/

I read it in Daily Mail, they are usually pretty good.
Posted by: Ralph

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 16, 2017 08:52 AM (HTdUD)

179 *sends omelet through interocitor*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 08:53 AM (PhYV5)

180 114 The Korean missiles I see in pictures don't seem to have any control surfaces.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 08:21 AM (oVJmc)


Control of ballistic missiles is usually done by engine gimbaling. Aerodynamic control surfaces only work in the denser part of the atmosphere.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2017 08:54 AM (sdi6R)

181 Oh I hope it's my Nils Bohr swimsuit calendar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQlF-dpU5lw

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 08:54 AM (PhYV5)

182 ::nom::

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2017 08:54 AM (qUNWi)

183 *sends omelet through interocitor*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 08:53 AM (PhYV5)



*samples omelet...adds "Smokin' Maries Hot Sauce" via infundibulator*

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2017 08:55 AM (9q7Dl)

184 The women at the tomb is one of those details that would never make the story if a bunch of guys dreamed up a hoax. It's like an admission against interest.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 16, 2017 08:56 AM (LlBbw)

185 Happy Easter Fen, and Welcome Back. We missed you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2017 08:56 AM (EZebt)

186 Thanks for the Easter wishes, everyone. Same to you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 08:56 AM (fDdVG)

187 fatted calf ready to begin roasting

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 16, 2017 08:57 AM (LlBbw)

188 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 16, 2017 08:56 AM (LlBbw)

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 08:57 AM (fDdVG)

189 156 A story about a couple undergoing IVF treatment, only to discover they are twins, appears to be fake.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 16, 2017 08:44 AM (HTdUD)


I read the story yesterday and had suspicions about it. The story said that they met in college and found that they had the same birthday and were both adopted. That didn't ring any alarm bells?

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2017 08:57 AM (sdi6R)

190 Have already been avoiding bourbon.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2017 08:51 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah, even good bourbon has that tannin in it.

Left handed cigarettes for you.

Posted by: Ralph at April 16, 2017 08:57 AM (trdnR)

191 He is Risen!

Hallelujah!

Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2017 08:57 AM (WEBkv)

192 Interesting take on Easter and Passover by Larry Kudlow yesterday. Roughly first half hour of podcast of yesterday's show.

http://www.wabcradio.com/2012/12/07/larrykudlow/

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 16, 2017 08:57 AM (+tRIN)

193 nood book

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 16, 2017 08:59 AM (g9XXh)

194 books

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 16, 2017 09:00 AM (N5/gl)

195 *Ahem*
a) The disciples stole the body
b) Jesus wasn't killed. He recovered after being placed in the tomb.
c) The women went to the wrong tomb.
d) Jesus had a twin brother.

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 16, 2017 09:01 AM (vRcUp)

196 I saw Fatted Calf open for Big Pig at the Music Hall in Fair Park in '89.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2017 09:02 AM (9q7Dl)

197 I found Project Gutenberg's "1811 Dictionary in the Vulgar Tongue", by Francis Grose. There are so many good words in there but I had to share a few:

ACE OF SPADES. A widow.

MISH. A shirt, smock, or sheet.

BUTTERED BUN. One lying with a woman that has just lain
  with another man, is said to have a buttered bun.

MUGGLETONIANS. The sect or disciples of Lodowick
  Muggleton.

NAZY. Drunken. Nazy cove or mort; a drunken rogue or harlot. Nazy nabs; drunken coxcombs.

PEPPERED. Infected with the venereal disease

PEGO. The penis of man or beast. As in "He has a peppered pego"

MERKIN. Counterfeit hair for women's privy parts. See
  BAILEY'S DICT.

LANTHORN-JAWED. Thin-visaged: from their cheeks being almost transparent. Or else, lenten jawed; i.e. having the jaws of one emaciated by a too rigid observation of Lent.

FART CATCHER. A valet or footman from his walking
  behind his master or mistress.

DILBERRY MAKER. The fundament

TO BLOW THE GROUNSILS. To lie with a woman on the
  floor.

FOGRAM. An old fogram; a fusty old fellow.

Anyway, if you are so inclined, these and many more useful vocabulary building words may be found at Gutenberg.

..

Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2017 09:02 AM (BO/km)

198 Talkin about you got a friend....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CslaDEc2PS8

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2017 09:03 AM (7dpmG)

199 So now I shall post that on the book thread.

Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2017 09:05 AM (BO/km)

200 They were the only witnesses as to where Jesus had been buried. And they brought incense to anoint his body as was common in those days. It wasn't a case of the others being brave enough. Also, Mary M. had a much larger influence than what the catholic church has assigned her over the years.

Hang on. A boulder was rolled in front of the tomb and a Roman seal was placed over it. How did the Marys figure they were going to get in to do some additional anointing? The Roman soldiers were surely not going to break that seal.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at April 16, 2017 09:05 AM (joFoi)

201 I doubt that a DNA test is a standard part of IVF.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

202 Freaked, that vulgarity sampler belongs on the book thread. We need to bring these back into common parlance.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 09:05 AM (PhYV5)

203 Ah, you did!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2017 09:06 AM (PhYV5)

204 They're demanding Trump's taxes because they're sure he declared being a paid Putin agent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 09:08 AM (oVJmc)

205 @143- Steve

Not my understanding.
They did believe for some time that in this, His first coming (parousia), that He would institute His kingdom on earth. This may be part of the reason He is still rejected as the Messiah by some today. That's another discussion.

But He explains in the first two verses of Matt 24 that no, He will not rule at that time, from that temple. It would be destroyed. He would be leaving. It sank in and the came to Him later, privately, and asked Him two questions;
When would that happen? (destruction of the temple)
What would be the sign of His coming and the end of the world?

He skipped the first question.
Starting in verse 4 he describes the seals being opened on the large scroll. Those seals are conditions that must be met before the scroll, which contain the first of God's judgements, may be opened.

Any more and this will get willowed, if not already.
Put Matt 24 alongside Rev 6.

Best treatise on this is Marvin Rosenthal's "The Pre-wrath Rapture of the Church."
Zion's Hope Inc

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2017 09:09 AM (yBWAd)

206 Dear Richard Dawkins-Please read up on some answers to your theories on why Jesus wasn't resurrected:

http://tinyurl.com/5tsme8

Plus, it's a bit curmudgeonly to come on a board in which numerous people celebrate the day of resurrection and to throw a damper on it. Besides, it's not as if most people who are practicing Christians haven't heard those objections before. I do, however, acknowledge that you do go after Islam-sometimes.


(And yes, I know the real Richard Dawkins is not paying the ASHQ a visit. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 09:11 AM (fDdVG)

207 206-Look under "J" for Jesus

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 09:12 AM (fDdVG)

208 I, for one, think that Richard Dawkins is nothing but an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

209 I knew it.
Willowed.
What do we want?
Our eschatology thread.
When do we want it?
Obviously not today.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2017 09:18 AM (yBWAd)

210 Spiritualized RAH album is really great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2017 09:19 AM (7dpmG)

211 Oh, yes, here's Dr. Peter Kreeeft's take on the anti resurrection theories. Dr. Kreeft is a professor and a devout Roman Catholic:

http://tinyurl.com/yz7ltwx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 09:22 AM (fDdVG)

212 That is a lot of e's.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2017 09:25 AM (7dpmG)

213 osted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2017 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

LOL. I like it!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2017 09:26 AM (fDdVG)

214 Hey Horde ~ Happy Easter! He is risen, Hallelujah! Caught Vigil Mass at St Pat's last night. Truly lovely.

In other matters one of you lovely morons (sorry ~ i forget who) had the "problem" of too many eggs because of the woman next door with chickens, I believe. I could not dig out that flourless chocolate cake recipe ~ I believe my parents have it somewhere and they are retired to the hinterlands of Canada (long story ~ we are not Canadian in any way ~ they just loved it there) . So i looked up on line and found a very close approximation ~ It is this recipe made with polenta (which is like the one I originally used ~ I just don't use polenta). The recipe is here:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/ recipes/moist-chocolate-polenta-cake-recipe

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And here is a white chocolate custard recipe similar to the one in the original ~ i\when cooking the custard leave it a bit more liquid than a normal thick custard as this is a sauce for the cake ~ th usual presentation is to "sit" the piece of cake in a bed of the white chocolate custard perhaps with a sprig of mint on the top or a few raspberries on the side ~ the cake already has white powdered sugar on top.

http://simplygloria.com/ white-chocolate-custard/

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This will use up 15 eggs (!!) ~ hope that helps with your "egg problem"

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 16, 2017 09:31 AM (UOr6C)

215 Any word yet as to whether or not he saw his shadow?

Posted by: daveg at April 16, 2017 10:17 AM (Z1nRb)

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Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2017 01:58 PM (8nWyX)

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