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Communism for Kids


I'll admit that writing that headline put the "Kars for Kids" jingle in my head. "Dial 1-877-Coms for Kids, that's 877 Coms for Kids..."


See Ivan oppress
Oppress, Ivan, oppress!
Watch the Kulak starve for the crime of keeping his own property in the glorious People's Republic.
Die, Kulak, die!

Once upon a time, people yearned to be free of the misery of capitalism. How could their dreams come true? This little book proposes a different kind of communism, one that is true to its ideals and free from authoritarianism. Offering relief for many who have been numbed by Marxist exegesis and given headaches by the earnest pompousness of socialist politics, it presents political theory in the simple terms of a children’s story, accompanied by illustrations of lovable little revolutionaries experiencing their political awakening.

The Abandoned Chicken Church


Gereja Ayam

Chicken church.jpg

It's actually a dove. Calling it a chicken church is rampant speciesism at its worst.

Fast Food

Seems scientists have developed a sausage that delivers itself to the hungry customer.



A Good Article on Vox


Yes, you read that right. Will wonders never cease? First self delivering sausage, now this. We truly live in an age of miracles.


Why I gave my kidney to a stranger — and why you should consider doing it too

Guy donates a kidney to a complete stranger because he only needs one and it will save a life. Truly a selfless act, and reading the article actually made me consider what he was saying. I don't know if I'd do it yet, for one thing - and I realize this is really, really, really stupid – he can no longer take aspirin, only Tylenol. I hate and fear Tylenol, that stuff is poison. Still, the reality of having to suffer through minor aches and pains for the rest of my life rather than medicating them is pretty minor compared to saving a life, isn't it? I'd need to see a list of the potential downsides too, but it really is food for thought.

Oh the Humanity!

Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore

It IS a burden, and I tell you, when you get five or six supermodels into bed at once, the fights they have over who gets to please you first almost make it not worth doing. I know I've personally cut back on the supermodel orgies because of it, I rarely indulge more than one or two times a day anymore. The article makes a good point, but it's burred beneath quite a bit a narcissism. It's just....not now Gisele, I have to finish the ONT. Go play with Elle, Christy and Heidi for a bit, I'll be along shortly.

Lost my train of thought, where was I? Oh well, moving on, I wanna wrap this up quickly, I have an important, er...business meeting I have to get to.


A Man Needs His Nuggs

I've mentioned the @Wendy's twitter feed before. Well, this guy asked it for free nuggets:


He's well on his way, as of this writing he's got just under 3 million retweets. Here's the funny part. Seeing this, and wanting to get on the viral bandwagon, @United tweeted this the next day:


And here's the really, really funny part. After then events on the Chicago to Louisville flight earlier this week, a bunch of Twitter users reported the above tweet to Twitter as being against Twitter's TOS because it was “threatening”.


United Flight 3411


Ahh, Twitter. A lot of people don't use it, and justifiably so. For those of you who don't know, here's a quick visual synopsis of what Twitter is like:

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It is also frequently very, very funny.

10 Most Hilariously Offensive New United Airlines Mottos

That particular hashtag - #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos - has over 10,000 entries. Here are just a couple of the funny things I've seen on Twitter about this incident:

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United2.jpg


United.jpg


I could literally go on for pages. I even consider having an “All United, All the Time” ONT, but decided against it. Funny stuff, but United's utterly tone deaf handling of the incident has had real world consequences, United stock has lost over a billion dollars since the video was released. Might be a good time to buy. I bet they wish they'd just flown their aircrew to Louisville on American.

Oh, and in a hilarious coda to the whole thing, on April 10 the United Ap let its users know that an update was available:

Drag and Drop.jpg

Troll Level: Inspired (tie)

Just one more bit about United. Even the dictionary couldn't resist getting a jab in:


And neither could rival airlines:


HERO!


We Need To Admit That Men Need Sex More Than Women Do


Press Corpse



Related:

Ford built a baby bed that feels like it’s driving around the neighborhood
For parents of kids who have trouble going to sleep, this is definitely a “Shut up and take my money” product. Too bad it's a one off so far.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by helping hands:

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The Yahoo Group just called AAA.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:53 PM




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1 st

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)

2 nd

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)

3 Corgis, arf!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 09:48 PM (gwPgz)

4 6th?

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:50 PM (FkAXz)

5 How much can I get paid for a kidney?

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 09:50 PM (uKRys)

6 and I actually perused the content!

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:50 PM (FkAXz)

7 tard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2017 09:50 PM (GgzGa)

8 Today's Neutral Evenhanded Fair-Minded 100% Unbiased Headlines:

It looks like Donald Trump is trying to bomb his way to popularity

The dangers of Sean Spicer's soft Holocaust denialism

Airlines Treat People Like Dirt Because the Republicans in Congress Let Them

Trump's heirs reportedly want Steve Bannon gone because it will hurt their inheritance

Is Bannon doomed? It hardly matters - Jeff Sessions is much better at white nationalism anyway

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 13, 2017 09:50 PM (6sBpp)

9 also, I believe a scorpion fell on a person and bit them on a united flight today..

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:51 PM (FkAXz)

10 Oh - hai!

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 09:51 PM (jTtIQ)

11 Is Bannon doomed? It hardly matters - Jeff Sessions is much better at white nationalism anyway
--

Good to hear. I was worried the White Power Regime would be diminished if Bannon left...


Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:52 PM (FkAXz)

12 Wowzers!

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 09:52 PM (8mO0Q)

13 It's the Mother of All ONTs

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)

14 Nug?

As in nug mm04?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 09:53 PM (GDm2n)

15 Our team looked for volunteers to get some ass kicked.

Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 09:54 PM (qUNWi)

16 It is the suspense of waiting, the anticipation of the ONT that is unbearable. Will it be interesting and exciting? I have to know!

Life is just not worth enduring without the ONT.

Once you have seen the ONT, then you can sleep.

Posted by: Kraig the Climber at April 13, 2017 09:54 PM (FXOa+)

17
The Yahoo Group just called AAA.

Allah Allah Allah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 09:55 PM (IqV8l)

18
...and if God had wanted you to live on one Kidney, he wouldn't have given you two of them.

Posted by: Kraig the Climber at April 13, 2017 09:55 PM (FXOa+)

19 WMBE new news motto - "report the news! not be the news!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 09:55 PM (GDm2n)

20
How much can I get paid for a kidney?
Posted by: Infidel


It's probably illegal to sell it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 09:56 PM (IqV8l)

21 And now a musical interlude from Monty Python

https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 09:57 PM (GDm2n)

22 Where's the Negan meme? That was hilarious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2017 09:57 PM (EZebt)

23 It's probably illegal to sell it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 09:56 PM (IqV8l)


Ahem...

Posted by: Cecile Richards at April 13, 2017 09:57 PM (gwPgz)

24 >>How much can I get paid for a kidney?


Depends.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 09:58 PM (jTtIQ)

25 This little book proposes a different kind of communism, one that is true to its ideals and free from authoritarianism.

Authoritarianism is an integral part of communism. Like, we haven't had a century of leaning this.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 13, 2017 09:59 PM (no0od)

26 15th and I read all the content and went to the Annie Hall story about sex too.

Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable Conservative at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (4pjhs)

27 Authoritarianism is an integral part of communism. Like, we haven't had a century of leaning this.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 13, 2017 09:59 PM (no0od)


Yes, but the real problem is that we've never had the "right" people in authority in a communist society! This time, however...

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (gwPgz)

28 How much can I get paid for a kidney?

Depends.


I am not selling my kidney for adult diapers.

IS THIS AN OBAMACARE THING?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (F0ZHr)

29 This little book proposes a different kind of communism
====

Yeah, yeah. They're just not doing it right, like you would.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (Uxokn)

30 Organleggers will only charge a small usury fee for a new organ ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (GDm2n)

31 also, I believe a scorpion fell on a person and bit them on a united flight today..

Must have been another passenger's comfort scorpion.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 13, 2017 10:02 PM (3C9q2)

32 Good evening all.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:02 PM (smD62)

33
Yes, but the real problem is that we've never had the "right" people in authority in a communist society! This time, however...

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (gwPgz)


Meet the new commies, same as the old commies.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 13, 2017 10:03 PM (o7BtU)

34 I'm trying to cut down. From now on I will be on the AoSHQ only 18 hours a day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 10:03 PM (VdICR)

35 Yes, but the real problem is that we've never had the "right" people in authority in a communist society! This time, however...
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (gwPgz)


Pol Pot just could not get over that hump. He did not try hard enough.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:04 PM (ii4h0)

36 Caps WIN!

Barely!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:04 PM (F0ZHr)

37 "I have met young men who have said that hormonal lust was such a problem
for them that it should be possible to go to the doctor and get
chemicals to tone them down. It had infected all their relationships.
Men know it's for real."
===

THIS

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:04 PM (Uxokn)

38 Evening, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2017 10:04 PM (jw2Xw)

39 Censorship: By Red Tape; By Newspeak; By Show Trial

Another "quick takes" on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on.

The focus this time: 'Tis a pity you dared to say that...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13294

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 13, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)

40 Anyone wanna hear the worst. thing. ever.

???

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (smD62)

41 An Obvious Suggestion for Green Groups Wanting to Reduce CO2 Emissions

Ever get the feeling that some environmental groups are willfully oblivious to solutions to the environmental problems they claim?

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13101

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (vBeA5)

42 I thought this ONT may have been submitted from a stalled rollercoaster at Six Flags. Nice one, WeirdDave.

Posted by: no good deed at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (hJamr)

43
In other news, the story Cernovich put up Saturday night, and I said it looks like no one will touch this, has finally been picked up by Eli Lake at Bloomberg. The topic is: McMaster wants tens of thousands of boots on the ground in Syria. Like him or loathe him, Cernovich does seem to have sources pretty high up and I think it's telling that the legacy media and billionaire blogs band together and go out of their way to paint him as a whack-a-doodle tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist that should be dismissed and ignored. After breaking the Susan Rice story and now this, I would humbly suggest taking a second look at other stories he has run that maybe you dismissed out of hand as crazy...

Trump Said No to Troops in Syria. His Aides Aren't So Sure.
https://goo.gl/cVJSBb

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (6sBpp)

44 >>"I have met young men who have said that hormonal lust was such a problem
for them that it should be possible to go to the doctor and get a prescription for a hadjo from a cute nurse pratitioner
chemicals to tone them down.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (jTtIQ)

45 I'm trying to cut down. From now on I will be on the AoSHQ only 18 hours a day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
---

Whoa there big fella - let's no go off half cocked.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (tr2D7)

46 He did not try hard enough.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:04 PM (ii4h0)


The Leader must never cease striving for the people, comrade citizen!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (gwPgz)

47 Sorry, but I'm not going to donate a kidney to a stranger.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

48 I rarely indulge more than one or two times a day anymore.

WeirdDave, this kind of restraint is an inspiration to Morons everywhere. Thank you for setting the example!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

49 Wonderful job, WeirdDave!

Love the Church. Reminds me of my favorite Christian hymn:

'And He will raise you up, on chicken wings'



Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

50 Anyone wanna hear the worst. thing. ever.

Ace is not wandering the streets naked again, is he?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (F0ZHr)

51 So basically....I can blame hormones for the reason men aren't interested in me?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (smD62)

52 Baby Sister Update:

Joyce is still in the hospital as they try to determine what's wrong with her lungs.

They had suspected pneumonia, then something else. So today, they performed a bronchoscopy to try to nail it down, and this also included a BAL (Bronchoalveolar lavage).

They've excluded several very bad things, just need to narrow it down so they can properly treat her.

She's being well taken care of at Shands. Please pray that they are able to successfully treat this so that she may continue on a path to healing.

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

53 It's probably illegal to sell it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 09:56 PM (IqV8l)

And who the fvck does the government think it is...prohibiting me from selling parts of my body?

[I'm serious]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (rF0hx)

54 Dialysis Kidney transplant?

What is this, the Dark Ages?

Here,
you swallow that, and if you have any more problems, just call me!

*hands pill*

Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (E2ZuB)

55 young men who have said that hormonal lust was such a problem

-------


These must be the men who, when faced with hostile rejection, double down on their attempts to score. Unlike the rest of us who, when crushed by the objects of our affections, slink off into the darkness.

Posted by: Kraig the Climber at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (FXOa+)

56 There was a time when I would have paid for that baby bed with its weight in gold. I was so desperate for sleep one night, I climbed in the crib (it was a convertable one, so it was big), and nursed my son until he fell asleep. Then, I ninja-ed my way out of the crib so as not to wake him. I told him that's why I have a bad back now.

Posted by: no good deed at April 13, 2017 10:10 PM (hJamr)

57 OK, one more UA joke.

http://tinyurl.com/mn9prra

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 13, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)

58 Anyone wanna hear the worst. thing. ever.

???
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM


Tomorrow isn't Happy Nobama Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz)

59 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (rF0hx)

I certainly approve of selling organs, as long as I get my cut!

Posted by: Cecile Richards at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (gwPgz)

60 9 also, I believe a scorpion fell on a person and bit them on a united flight today..
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:51 PM (FkAXz)


Someone must have opened a bag of Giant spinach.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

61 Sorry, but I'm not going to donate a kidney to a stranger.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

Wanna bet?

A free market for body parts might pay you $500k.

Still so adamant?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (rF0hx)

62 Great ONT!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

63 Posted by: no good deed at April 13, 2017 10:10 PM (hJamr)

Always with the guilt...

;^)

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (3myMJ)

64 My favorite United gag was that Trump had contracted with United to remove Bashar Assad from Syria.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 13, 2017 10:12 PM (PlgOo)

65 Anyone wanna hear the worst. thing. ever.

???
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (smD62)


Your mom's name is Yuriko and you are really my daughter?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:12 PM (ii4h0)

66 And the Caps survive. Not before giving there fan base a reminder that they are indeed, the Washington Capitals, and this is what they do. remember to take your heart medications.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (pY+s4)

67 I saw Nursing Ninja Cribs open for the Mamas and Papas at the Cow Palace in '69.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (F0ZHr)

68 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)

69
These must be the men who, when faced with hostile rejection, double
down on their attempts to score. Unlike the rest of us who, when
crushed by the objects of our affections, slink off into the darkness.

===

Just imagine what could be accomplished if all that wasted focus on draining your balls could be shut down.

The power and advantage women have over men gone in an single dose?

Count me in.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)

70 Always with the guilt...


Well, he keeps his room clean when I tell him that...soooo, totally worth it. LOL

Posted by: no good deed at April 13, 2017 10:14 PM (hJamr)

71 *racks brain*

Sex...sex...oh yeah! That thing wives grudgingly dole out as a reward for conforming to her every whim!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)

72 Wanna bet?

A free market for body parts might pay you $500k.

Still so adamant?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (rF0hx)


The best part is you're on ObamaCare when the operation is botched!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz)

73 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)


Thank God. I was afraid you were going to send me "Happy Fathers' Day" cards.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:15 PM (ii4h0)

74 >>My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


What...like your Server?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 13, 2017 10:15 PM (jTtIQ)

75 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)


A Glamour magazine?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:15 PM (F0ZHr)

76
Sex...sex...oh yeah! That thing wives grudgingly dole out as a reward for conforming to her every whim!

Posted by: Insomniac
===

Only if the begging is sufficient.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (Uxokn)

77 40 Anyone wanna hear the worst. thing. ever.

???
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (smD62)

Hillary Clinton is actually President?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)

78 well, the problem with selling organs is once you legalize it then you will, eventually, have creditors claiming organs.


there was a problem a few years ago in germany where brothels were allowed to list their openings, for work not individual physical openings, on the german unemployment site. the problem was that you were required to apply for and accept jobs on the site if you were receiving unemployment benefits. someone stepped in and solved the problem but it was a problem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (cPsPa)

79 >>>My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)<<<

They say 'ello to your little fren.

Posted by: Tony Montana at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (E2ZuB)

80 I doubt I would ever be willing to donate a kidney to a complete stranger. But, my precious bodily fluids are up for grabs.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (R+30W)

81 Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)

Remember to clear your browser cache after shopping Amazon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (gwPgz)

82 68 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)

Double-headed fist dildo?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

83 She's being well taken care of at Shands. Please pray that they are able to successfully treat this so that she may continue on a path to healing.
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)


Lord our Father: we ask that you in your mercy and grace bring complete healing and comfort to Joyce. Please richly bless Joyce and her family. Amen.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

84 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)



A Glamour magazine?
===


Your diary?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (Uxokn)

85 9 shibumi

One way or another, they're gonna get you off that plane....

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (vUcdz)

86 I am wondering if that guy was high on PCP. Usually, if you get hit you cower in pain.

Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2017 10:17 PM (lcylG)

87 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.




no, that is not the worst. the worst is if they found you passed out with it. even worse, after they found it you found them using it together.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (cPsPa)

88 It's a shame this only has a little over 30 thousand views.

http://tinyurl.com/l8vgolm

If you remember the 1960's Jonny Quest cartoon, this guy has recreated the opening credits in stop-motion. The sheer amount of craft is jaw-dropping.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (MZcWR)

89 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.

Come again?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (IcT7t)

90 Ace is not wandering the streets naked again, is he?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (F0ZHr)


He's wearing a leather cowl with holes for his ears.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (VdICR)

91 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (cPsPa)

Why it's almost like the devil's in the details!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)

92 53 CBD

My body, my choice, no?

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

93 "I have met young men who have said that hormonal lust was such a problem
for them that it should be possible to go to the doctor and get
chemicals to tone them down. It had infected all their relationships.
Men know it's for real."
===

THIS
--

Wow. Guys have interesting lives...

/stumbles over to "pain relief" aisle, looking for "women's remedies"

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (FkAXz)

94 TickledPink'sDildo?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)

95 >>My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


Girlfriend of mine's little brother found hers while she was visiting and he was house sitting for her...

he took it all over town and sent her photos of it while she was gone for the week.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (jTtIQ)

96 >>>My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)<<<

**opens up cigar box**
Where did you get this?
Who taught you to do this stuff?
Answer us?



Posted by: Tickled Pink's Parents (like the 80's drug commercial) at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (E2ZuB)

97 Hey everybody.

Just diving in because I've been busy and will probably continue to be so for a couple more nights.

Just had to say to Anna Puma, and I hope she's here tonight: you asked a few nights ago how my screenplay writing is going. Thanks for asking, sorry for the late response. It's going well. Glad I finally have something I can make a movie out of.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (qazQh)

98 Girlfriend of mine's little brother found hers while she was visiting and he was house sitting for her...

he took it all over town and sent her photos of it while she was gone for the week.
Posted by: garrett




you mean like the stolen lawn elf?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)

99 Only if the begging is sufficient.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (Uxokn)

At that point, better to preserve the remaining fragments of one's dignity and just rub one out.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

100 What's the going rate for black market kidneys?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 13, 2017 10:20 PM (6F9Ka)

101 >>My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


At least it's not double ended.


...


It's not double ended, is it?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:20 PM (jTtIQ)

102 @89

Not for a long time......

I think I am like the Sahara for the time being.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (smD62)

103 Just imagine what could be accomplished if all that wasted focus on draining your balls could be shut down.

The power and advantage women have over men gone in an single dose?

Count me in.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (S/nG5)

104 64 My favorite United gag was that Trump had contracted with United to remove Bashar Assad from Syria.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 13, 2017 10:12 PM (PlgOo)



Because of you comics on Ace, I now must keep a towel next to my iPad.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

105 My body, my choice, no?

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

Exactly.

When government insists upon being the intermediary in these kinds of transactions, it is clear that we have moved far beyond what is appropriate government action.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (rF0hx)

106 99 Only if the begging is sufficient.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:16 PM (Uxokn)

At that point, better to preserve the remaining fragments of one's dignity and just rub one out.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:20 PM (0mRoj)


As my old man used to say ... Pussy In a Jar will put the stops to a whole lot of stupid shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (fiGNd)

107 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.



Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM


Dude, inflatable girlfriends are still girlfriends.

Posted by: otho at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (lmIoG)

108 >>you mean like the stolen lawn elf?


Yep.

Coffee Shop.
Subway.
Museum.

everywhere.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (jTtIQ)

109 83 LadyLibertarian

Thank you!!

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)

110 I may not know what True Communism is, but I know what Real Communism is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 10:22 PM (LTHVh)

111 94 TickledPink'sDildo?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)

TickledPink would be an excellent name for a line of sex toys.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

112 9 also, I believe a scorpion fell on a person and bit them on a united flight today..

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:51 PM (FkAXz)

++++

I saw that story on Drudge. And I saw that same line in the story about the scorpion biting a passenger. And, it made me wonder...

When did scorpions stop stinging people and start biting them? Seems like it could be a big thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 10:22 PM (R+30W)

113 he took it all over town and sent her photos of it while she was gone for the week.

Squirreling this away for an episode of "AOSHQ: The (Disturbed) Sitcom."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:22 PM (F0ZHr)

114 TickledPink would be an excellent name for a line of sex toys.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)


TickledPink would be a serviceable stripper name.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2017 10:23 PM (fiGNd)

115
TickledPink'sDildo?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)

If you only knew the half of it!

Posted by: Lucy'sButtPlug at April 13, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx)

116 As my old man used to say ... Pussy In a Jar will put the stops to a whole lot of stupid shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (fiGNd)

I keep 'em in a shoebox.

Posted by: Ed Gein at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj)

117 At that point, better to preserve the remaining fragments of one's dignity and just rub one out.

Posted by: Insomniac
===

Yeah. Once I got rejected AGAIN over some stupid-ass excuse so I just whacked off on her while she was sleeping. Woke up with her panties stuck to her butt.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (Uxokn)

118 When government insists upon being the intermediary in these kinds of transactions, it is clear that we have moved far beyond what is appropriate government action.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (rF0hx)


We passed that point a long time ago!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (gwPgz)

119 Not for a long time......

We're gonna need jumper cables!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (IcT7t)

120 109 83 LadyLibertarian

Thank you!!
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)


Thanks not necessary, friend.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

121 Pussy in a Jar is probably the best cover metallica does.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (jTtIQ)

122 Just copying and pasting because I'm lazy..

Okay ettes.. I will keep pitching it til they are gone. Only have 6 charms left.. go to my shop and see the one I made today. Special for ace of spades ettes. Can make any color. I have had some here buy from me and they haven't hunted me down yet so I assume they are happy with what they bought. Thanks!!

Promise... last time. If I can't sell them I will find out where you live and camp outside you door. JK.. thanks for looking. Lots of views tonight. I'm grateful

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (CNHr1)

123 88 BC

Holy carp, that was FANTASTIC - Thank Yiu!

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:25 PM (vUcdz)

124 Yep.

Coffee Shop.
Subway.
Museum.

everywhere.
Posted by: garrett




well, aside from handling your family members dildo that is very funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:25 PM (cPsPa)

125 I think worse would be finding your mother's "personal items", rather than her finding yours.

That reminds me of something that happened in 4th grade. A little friend of mine and I told one of our girl classmates about sex, which was a topic we'd just stumbled on a while back I think. We 'splained it good.

Little whatever her name was went home and told her parents. She came back the next day and informed us that we were full of shit. Her parents explained that nobody good does that. They assured her they didn't do stuff like that, and don't believe what dirty boys tell you. And that was a nice Christian school, so how come there's dirty boys there.

Real nice parenting, there.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 10:25 PM (aKqWT)

126 I'm trying to cut down. From now on I will be on the AoSHQ only 18 hours a day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 10:03 PM (VdICR)

I'm going to limit my time on the ONT to 5 hours.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:26 PM (tHwdc)

127 119 Not for a long time......

We're gonna need jumper cables!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (IcT7t)


And the Jaws of Life!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

128 They assured her they didn't do stuff like that, and don't believe what dirty boys tell you.

Well ... after a few years of marriage ... is it really even a lie ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2017 10:27 PM (fiGNd)

129 Tickled Pink, I'm sorry you were embarrassed.

But like my mom said, you should expect that people will find things that you have wrapped in a cloth, locked in a small box shoved in the bottom of your closet buried under a pile of clothing and old text books.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:27 PM (ii4h0)

130 102 @89

Not for a long time......

I think I am like the Sahara for the time being.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:21 PM (smD62)

I never comment from work, but I will risk it in this case: Well played, Miss. Well played indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 13, 2017 10:27 PM (VHZnc)

131 "I have met young men who have said that hormonal lust was such a problem

for them that it should be possible to go to the doctor and get

chemicals to tone them down. It had infected all their relationships.

Men know it's for real."



Not only that, apparently it can be transmitted to women.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)

132 I think worse would be finding your mother's "personal items", rather than her finding yours.

That reminds me of something that happened in 4th grade. A little friend of mine and I told one of our girl classmates about sex, which was a topic we'd just stumbled on a while back I think. We 'splained it good.

Little whatever her name was went home and told her parents. She came back the next day and informed us that we were full of shit. Her parents explained that nobody good does that. They assured her they didn't do stuff like that, and don't believe what dirty boys tell you. And that was a nice Christian school, so how come there's dirty boys there.

Real nice parenting, there.


Posted by: publius




when are her parents going to tell her they lied and good girls do all of those things, all the time?

or when she finds her parents doing them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)

133 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (Uxokn)

You are my new hero.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

134 >>well, aside from handling your family members dildo that is very funny.


You say that...but here's the thing.

He found it in the dishwasher. She was packing up to leave and thought, 'Oh shit. Where can I hide my vibrator?' .

She picked it up and was looking around the house for a place to stash it when her Dad and Brother showed up 20 minutes early.

She went into panic mode, and threw it into the dishwasher...

where her brother found it in like half a day.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:28 PM (jTtIQ)

135 Posted by: Bruce Jenner
===

Bruce is a psychotic train wreck who slit his dick so that he can play girl.

Totally. Different.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:28 PM (Uxokn)

136 120 LadyLibertarian

That's actually a dilemma for me: I understand that they're not necessary, yet I feel compelled to express gratitude. Gonna have to figure out a way to resolve that, because I certainly don't want to offend my friends here.

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

137 Well ... after a few years of marriage ... is it really even a lie ?

Great Chandler line to Monica on Friends: Is it the thing we rarely do or the thing that we never do?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 13, 2017 10:29 PM (F0ZHr)

138 Just got back from the Rifftrax disemboweling of Samurai Cop. To my amazement it was made in 1991, cuz it was soaking in acid wash, mullets, and neon wife beaters. Extra points for a Nagel print sighting.

Joe Marshall: "You've lost face!"

Mike Nelson: No, plenty more where that came from.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0120494/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2017 10:30 PM (PhYV5)

139 Anyone wanna hear the worst. thing. ever.

???


Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:06 PM (smD62)

YES!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:30 PM (tHwdc)

140 the Jonny Quest thing is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

but I had to go back one video. the link took me to the original cartoon intro and outro.

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 10:30 PM (8mO0Q)

141 It is always referred to as a vibrator, never as your vibrator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 10:30 PM (LTHVh)

142 Just imagine what could be accomplished if all that wasted focus on draining your balls could be shut down.

You would accomplish nothing, for there would be no reason anymore.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2017 10:30 PM (/wWB4)

143 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)

========

Long ago, my sister pissed me off big time. So, before she left for a weekend away with her boyfriend, who Mom hated, I removed the important part of her diaphragm package.

I told my Mom and she almost pissed herself laughing.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 13, 2017 10:30 PM (lOBop)

144
You say that...but here's the thing.

He found it in the dishwasher. She was packing up to leave and thought, 'Oh shit. Where can I hide my vibrator?' .

She picked it up and was looking around the house for a place to stash it when her Dad and Brother showed up 20 minutes early.

She went into panic mode, and threw it into the dishwasher...

where her brother found it in like half a day.
Posted by: garrett




she could not come up with a better place to hide her dildo? does she know how they work?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa)

145 But like my mom said, you should expect that people will find things that you have wrapped in a cloth, locked in a small box shoved in the bottom of your closet buried under a pile of clothing and old text books.


It's the first place they look. LMBO

Posted by: no good deed at April 13, 2017 10:31 PM (hJamr)

146 @129

Exactly! I think that's part of the reason they haven't said a word to me about it, they know they were in the wrong for finding it in the first place.

@130

Well thanks....I have flashes of brilliance every once in a while.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:31 PM (smD62)

147 she could not come up with a better place to hide her dildo? does she know how they work?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa)

Two-stroke engine.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)

148 You would accomplish nothing, for there would be no reason anymore.

Posted by: t-bird

====

I would eat Cheetos, get the highest score in history on Halo , drink beer and watch the goddamn weeds grow 5 feet high.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:32 PM (Uxokn)

149 Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 09:51 PM (FkAXz)

++++

I saw that story on Drudge. And I saw that same line in the story about the scorpion biting a passenger. And, it made me wonder...

When did scorpions stop stinging people and start biting them? Seems like it could be a big thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 10:22 PM (R+30W)




It is well-known that global warming melts the scorpian's stinger. The scorpian, which has had to resort to biting its prey and adversaries, is apparently extremely ticked off about it. Algore has weighed in: the Midwest and northern states can expect swarms of biting scorpions by 2020.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

150 >>she could not come up with a better place to hide her dildo? does she know how they work?


It was before 9/11. She might have pulled that off.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:33 PM (jTtIQ)

151 Dude, inflatable girlfriends are still girlfriends.

-
Does she self-identify as inflatable?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 13, 2017 10:33 PM (Nwg0u)

152 A free market for body parts might pay you $500k.

Still so adamant?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 10:11 PM (rF0hx)

I'd sell a kidney. Since I'm already allergic to NSAIDS, Tylenol is all that's left to me. So I don't take anything.
Like Daddy said - SUCK IT UP

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:33 PM (tHwdc)

153 As you get older, and the testosterone declines, you don't think about sex as much. I'll be 50 in just a little bit, and boy, as it declined with me. I only think about sex about 97.8% of my waking time, now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 10:33 PM (aKqWT)

154 @booknlass - huh, that's weird. I just pasted and it brought up the stop-motion one. Argh.

I guess just go to YouTube and search for "Jonny Quest stop motion" or something.

It's completely awesome.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 13, 2017 10:35 PM (MZcWR)

155 From the last thread: I thought it was North Korea where you weren't allowed to listen to other countries' broadcasts.

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 09:29 PM (xVuS6)


Unless the laws have changed, it was against the law in South Korea to listen to a North Korean radio broadcast. I left the ROK in November 1999 so the law may have changed, but I doubt it. One day at my buddy's hooch, he was going up and down the dial listening to Korean radio stations to check out their music. He stopped at one station and a few seconds later his girlfriend comes running in the door yelling at him to change the station. She was pretty freaked out.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 13, 2017 10:35 PM (jKUeC)

156
As you get older, and the testosterone declines, you
don't think about sex as much. I'll be 50 in just a little bit, and
boy, as it declined with me. I only think about sex about 97.8% of my
waking time, now.


Posted by: publius
===

LOL

That's awesome. I thought it was just me . " Oh when you get older.Mort, your sex drive falls off and life is easier".

That is complete bullshit.

And I was REALLY looking forward to it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:36 PM (Uxokn)

157 136 120 LadyLibertarian

That's actually a dilemma for me: I understand that they're not necessary, yet I feel compelled to express gratitude. Gonna have to figure out a way to resolve that, because I certainly don't want to offend my friends here.
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:29 PM (vUcdz)


You are a kind person. It is an honor to be asked to pray for your sister.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

158 Now I have "Little Mighty Rabbit" by Lords of Acid playing over and over in my head.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)

159 157 LadyLibertarian

/blushes

I *think* I may have found a resolution.

We'll see.

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)

160 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)

161 The Johnny Quest video is cool.


Loved JQ.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (Uxokn)

162 But like my mom said, you should expect that people will find things that you have wrapped in a cloth, locked in a small box shoved in the bottom of your closet buried under a pile of clothing and old text books.
Posted by: Kindltot




funny, assumed she had "hidden" it in the freezer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (cPsPa)

163 162 But like my mom said, you should expect that people will find things that you have wrapped in a cloth, locked in a small box shoved in the bottom of your closet buried under a pile of clothing and old text books.
Posted by: Kindltot




funny, assumed she had "hidden" it in the freezer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (cPsPa)

That would make it a chilldo.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

164
That's awesome. I thought it was just me . " Oh when you get older.Mort, your sex drive falls off and life is easier".

That is complete bullshit.

And I was REALLY looking forward to it.
--

I suspect women have a different life experience.

It's summer. The garden needs to be tended.

And the cat... vet appointments...

/also, books won't read themselves!

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 10:40 PM (FkAXz)

165
And who the fvck does the government think it is...prohibiting me from selling parts of my body?

[I'm serious]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Walter Williams said much the same thing several times while guest hosting for Rush.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

166 Organleggers will only charge a small usury fee for a new organ ...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (GDm2n)

we can call it a kidney rehoming fee to make money and keep it legal

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:41 PM (4lrrm)

167 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)

My brother found my mother's. THAT was the worst. For him.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:41 PM (tHwdc)

168 I suspect women have a different life experience.

It's summer. The garden needs to be tended.

And the cat... vet appointments...

/also, books won't read themselves!
Posted by: shibumi




which brings up the lady who took her great dane to the vet to get his nails clipped.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:42 PM (cPsPa)

169 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)

Should not have to wait at all. Bronchitis is serious shit.

Posted by: tbodie at April 13, 2017 10:42 PM (0R8lo)

170 BC, wouldn't that be great if the team that did that stop motion JQ made a whole movie like that? I'd love to see it.

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 10:42 PM (8mO0Q)

171 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)


Should be in the same visit, I think, once they determine it's bacterial and not viral. Did something change about that recently?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 10:42 PM (8nWyX)

172 In an attempt to recover from their recent troubles United Airlines announced a new promotion: Only 5000 air miles needed to upgrade from Economy
Class to Handcuff Class.

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at April 13, 2017 10:42 PM (oBuXO)

173 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?
---

try echinacea. it works as an antibiotic.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (FkAXz)

174 People seem to have forgotten but United has a long history of indifference to customers.

Anyone else remember the viral video

"United breaks guitars" ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNtQF3n6VY

Posted by: Spot at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (ZOtuG)

175 Sex...sex...oh yeah! That thing wives grudgingly dole out as a reward for conforming to her every whim!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)

Yer gettin me so hot now, Insomniac. Stop!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (tHwdc)

176 If there's any "Newhart" fans out there (Bob's second series, the one where he's the innkeeper in Vermont, surrounded by lunatics), the episode they ran last night was a hoot. One of Stephanie's uncles was having his 100th birthday. You remember her, the heiress, Jose Ferrer played her billionaire aristocratic father to great comedic effect.

Anyway, Dick (Bob) is at the party, and starts asking the 100 yr old guy for any wisdom he's learned. He gets annoyed with Dick and asks him why he's bothering him. Dick says, well, I thought that a 100 yr old man might have something important to say. He calls Dick in close and says, "Your wife has some great hooters!".

He drops dead a few minutes later. Stephanie had never been to a funeral before. Her parents have shielded her from unpleasantness, and she doesn't want to cry in public. Dick tells her it's okay to cry in public, she does, and shames the family. A Vanderkellen never cries in public.....

And some point the old coot is praised for his passion of "suing the pants off his relatives". Somehow he put some sort of clause in his will that was going to result in Jose Ferrer's pants being sued off, and then he and Mrs. Vanderkellen start crying like babies. In public.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)

177 Miley Yikes!

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (4lrrm)

178 166 Organleggers will only charge a small usury fee for a new organ ...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (GDm2n)

we can call it a kidney rehoming fee to make money and keep it legal
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:41 PM (4lrrm)

Hearts A-plenty Shelter helps lost and abandoned organs find a forever home.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)

179 You don't belong to yourself. You belong to the State

Posted by: Draco of Sparta at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (lcylG)

180 I just hope it wasn't one of those 3 foot long, double-ended monsters like in Requiem for a Dream.

Last thing you need is your parents chanting "Ass to ass" at you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (R+30W)

181 It's summer. The garden needs to be tended.

==

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:44 PM (Uxokn)

182 ( I was speaking to the brother finding moms dealio)

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:44 PM (4lrrm)

183 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.


Posted by: TickledPink


Umm, nice nic...

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2017 10:44 PM (eeTCA)

184 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy




depends if we go to the respectable one or the one we refer to as doctor feel good. feel good will call in anything we want whenever, however, he is pretty sure we are not doing anything the antibiotics other than antibioticing.

make sure you do not let your doctor give you cipro for bronchitis, it is useless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:44 PM (cPsPa)

185 As far as I can tell no Nazi was ever charged or convicted of using Chemical Weapons but plenty were charged and convicted of a crime against humanity called abortion.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 13, 2017 10:44 PM (j1Wvr)

186 Insomniac I will let you write the ads. You are really good at this!

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (4lrrm)

187 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?

I've never had to wait for antibiotics from the doctor.

The pharmacist makes me wait 20 minutes every damn time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (IcT7t)

188 >>>Organleggers will only charge a small usury fee for a new organ ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (GDm2n)



we can call it a kidney rehoming fee to make money and keep it legal

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:41 PM (4lrrm)<<<

Re-accommodating. Much better.

Posted by: the United CEO at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (E2ZuB)

189 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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Probably first trip. Try to harf up a green loogie while you're in the office.

Also, ask for Oxycotin. You can sell it on the way home and cover your deductible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (ZO497)

190 i was told awhile back that i didn't have to sleep on the broken down couch, that instead i could move all the stuff that has accumulated on what used to be my side of the new bed instead.

i asked what difference it made where i lay down, since, no matter there that might be, i'd still be sleeping on the couch.

of course, the 7 or 8 years between being cut off and the admission that i *had* been cut off might have had something to do with my attitude around the house for the past few years.

i mean really: what are you going to do, get mad and cut me off?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 13, 2017 10:46 PM (S/nG5)

191 Our final offer: a free kidney to replace the one we're going to beat the hell out of!

Posted by: United Airlines at April 13, 2017 10:46 PM (eeTCA)

192 I want a Dr Feelgood!

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:46 PM (4lrrm)

193 I want a Dr Feelgood!
Posted by: willow



he is great, doe shte whole exam on the phone. breathe in, again, again. cough. ok what do you need?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:48 PM (cPsPa)

194 How many United miles do I need before I qualify for a companion beating?

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at April 13, 2017 10:48 PM (j1Wvr)

195 188 >>>Organleggers will only charge a small usury fee for a new organ ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 10:01 PM (GDm2n)



we can call it a kidney rehoming fee to make money and keep it legal

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:41 PM (4lrrm)

Re-accommodating. Much better.
Posted by: the United CEO at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (E2ZuB)

We need four volunteers to give their kidneys to our employees. We'll go as high as $800.

Posted by: United flight attendant at April 13, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

196
Probably first trip. Try to harf up a green loogie while you're in the office.

Also, ask for Oxycotin. You can sell it on the way home and cover your deductible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (ZO497)

ugh LOOOL.
Bebe I hope you feel better quickly.
we went through that gunk a couple of mths ago, I rode it out (uninsured) I thought I was going to vmitus every time I coughed and choked.gag. I was dwowning.
sympathies.

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:49 PM (4lrrm)

197 171 Should be in the same visit, I think, once they determine it's bacterial and not viral. Did something change about that recently?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 10:42 PM (8nWyX)

I haven't had it it for a good 10-12 years. Last time doctor made me be sick for week before he'd prescribe antibiotics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:49 PM (hscyr)

198 he took it all over town and sent her photos of it while she was gone for the week.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:19 PM (jTtIQ)

I spilled my drink

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)

199 People seem to have forgotten but United has a long history of indifference to customers.
-------------

Yeah, but we were way ahead of our time on that front.

Posted by: Eastern Airlines at April 13, 2017 10:49 PM (ZO497)

200 186 Insomniac I will let you write the ads. You are really good at this!
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:45 PM (4lrrm)

Thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

201 Bebe, do you have that two week crud that is going around? I know a couple of people who got amoxocillin for it. Including my dad

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:50 PM (ii4h0)

202 BAC sufficient.

Bedtime.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 10:50 PM (Uxokn)

203 yankee imma going to have to find my prescription drug book, I want only the best.

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:50 PM (4lrrm)

204 he took it all over town and sent her photos of it while she was gone for the week.

Posted by: garrett




would have been funnier if he had sent her the photos after she had been home for a week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa)

205 Bebe, do you have that two week crud that is going around? I know a couple of people who got amoxocillin for it. Including my dad
Posted by: Kindltot




yep, that and a gallon of water a day or you never get the crud out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)

206 I haven't had it it for a good 10-12 years. Last time doctor made me be sick for week before he'd prescribe antibiotics.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:49 PM (hscyr)


If your PCP won't prescribe it (and assuming it will legitimately help), check with an urgent care office if there's one around.

Barring that... you know some veterinarians, yeah?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 10:51 PM (8nWyX)

207 173 try echinacea. it works as an antibiotic.
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 10:43 PM (

Ive been taking garlic, oil of oregano, horseradish & vitamin c since Tuesday when I started feeling crappy. The echinacea & goldenseal throat spray knocked down the sore throats after about 36 hours but nothing is working on the rest.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:52 PM (hscyr)

208 I want a Dr Feelgood!
Posted by: willow
------------

I had a great doc, for twenty years. When Obamacare was imposed, he took early retirement.

Now I have Doogie Howser. I'm not kidding about that, he even looks like him. Kind of like a kid who should be bagging your groceries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 10:52 PM (ZO497)

209 If your PCP won't prescribe it


Posted by: hogmartin




wait, your drugs are prescribing you drugs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)

210 The first pic was of it in a bowl of cream next to a bowl of strawberries with 'Your Mixer Sucks' as the message.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 10:53 PM (jTtIQ)

211 he took it all over town and sent her photos of it while she was gone for the week.

Here's Mr Happy by the Transco Tower...

Here he is with the Houston downtown skyline...

[video] ...look, now he's at San Jacinto! You know that it's 12.31 ft. taller than the Washington Monument? *wobbles Mr Happy* Yeah, Texans tell everyone that...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 10:53 PM (6FqZa)

212 wait, your drugs are prescribing you drugs?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)


Wheels within wheels, man. Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 10:53 PM (8nWyX)

213 mucinex, humidifier. toolate for zicam although it might shorten the length of illness?

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:54 PM (4lrrm)

214 Here's Mr Happy by the Transco Tower...

Here he is with the Houston downtown skyline...

[video] ...look, now he's at San Jacinto! You know that it's 12.31 ft. taller than the Washington Monument? *wobbles Mr Happy* Yeah, Texans tell everyone that...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo




homeless shelter
strip club
bowling alley
car wash
laundromat

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa)

215 214 Here's Mr Happy by the Transco Tower...

Here he is with the Houston downtown skyline...

[video] ...look, now he's at San Jacinto! You know that it's 12.31 ft. taller than the Washington Monument? *wobbles Mr Happy* Yeah, Texans tell everyone that...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo




homeless shelter
strip club
bowling alley
car wash
laundromat
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa)

Confessional booth.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

216 playing fetch with the neighbors dog

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:55 PM (cPsPa)

217 Now I have Doogie Howser. I'm not kidding about that, he even looks like him. Kind of like a kid who should be bagging your groceries.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 10:52 PM (ZO497)

I asked a Dr treating my mother at the hospital if his mommy knew he was dressing up as a Dr.

My mother doesn't think I'm funny. The Dr laughed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 10:55 PM (u8Ywb)

218 There are a lot of strip clubs in Houston. Not sure any of them would allow Mr Happy. Well, maybe the Pink P@$^ycat back in the day

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 10:56 PM (6FqZa)

219 yep, that and a gallon of water a day or you never get the crud out.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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You might also want to stock up on some variety(s) of intestinal flora replacements.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 10:57 PM (ZO497)

220 Mike yeah I lost mine when the economy collapsed . spouse has his through his work, they want 750 a mth for me. bah

anyway spouse has to go through a n practitioner before docs unless he ends up in the hospital when he gets his fill of docs.
the practitioner is actually good, she listens . which saved his life

Posted by: willow at April 13, 2017 10:57 PM (4lrrm)

221 So, who is planning an Easter egg hunt?

https://youtu.be/8dl3rYC8ls0

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:57 PM (ii4h0)

222 184 make sure you do not let your doctor give you cipro for bronchitis, it is useless.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:44 PM (cPsPa)

Isn't that the shit where you end up with ruptured tendons? Do not want.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:57 PM (hscyr)

223 Isn't that the shit where you end up with ruptured tendons? Do not want.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy




not sure. everyone keeps it around in case of anthrax.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)

224 So, who is planning an Easter egg hunt?

Posted by: Kindltot




garrett's friend's sister?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)

225 224 So, who is planning an Easter egg hunt?

Got my tree stand ready and everything.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)

226 So, who is planning an Easter egg hunt?

I never know what caliber to bring.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t)

227 >>>So, who is planning an Easter egg hunt?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:57 PM (ii4h0)<<<



Not Tickled Pink. She can't hide for shit.

Posted by: the Easter Bunny at April 13, 2017 11:01 PM (E2ZuB)

228 Isn't that the shit where you end up with ruptured tendons? Do not want.
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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Levofloxacin, Levaquin... same deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:01 PM (ZO497)

229 201 Bebe, do you have that two week crud that is going around? I know a couple of people who got amoxocillin for it. Including my dad
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 10:50 PM (ii4h0)

I was sick a couple weeks ago for about 4 days. This started Tuesday. Not sure if it's s relapse or some fresh hell. But yeah I keep hearing about the multi week crud going around

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 11:02 PM (hscyr)

230 Bebe wants azithromycin. Six pills, five days, goodbye bronchitis.

Posted by: Locarno at April 13, 2017 11:02 PM (rhNTJ)

231 Levaquin is no joke. That stuff kills everything but you. Mostly.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 11:03 PM (jTtIQ)

232 226 BB

/snort

Well played, sir, well played.

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 11:03 PM (vUcdz)

233 Shit. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis. How long does the doctor make you wait now for antibiotics?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)




If the docs stall or delay, hie thee off to yonder rural Feed Store, and buy the 6.4 oz packet of Oxytetracycline HCI, Soluble Powder.

It's a broad spectrum antibiotic. Tell 'em it's for your goat-pen, that they're passing around a respiratory problem.

The per/lb. formula is on the back of the package. DO YOUR MATH CAREFULLY.

For me at 210 lbs, it was 1/2 tsp., mixed into a tall glass of water, 2x per day.

Cleared up the sinus infection from hell, inside of nine days. I stayed on the stuff for a full 21 days, so as to have no remission/reinfection.

It is EXACTLY THE SAME medicine that humans take, but all of the PATENTS on it have expired, so the drug companies can't make bank on it.

My package was priced at $8.99.

Its enough to last me for oh, four or five years.

Let me know if you need to me to send you a photo of the package.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 11:03 PM (v5iqM)

234 Levaquin is no joke. That stuff kills everything but you. Mostly.
Posted by: garrett




they call it the november drug.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)

235 azithromycin

I had a staph throat infection in 2002. The z pack dealt with it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 11:04 PM (6FqZa)

236 >>Let me know if you need to me to send you a photo of the package.


Me, too!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at April 13, 2017 11:04 PM (jTtIQ)

237 Promise... last time. If I can't sell them I will
find out where you live and camp outside you door. JK.. thanks for
looking. Lots of views tonight. I'm grateful

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 13, 2017 10:24 PM (CNHr1)

Just ordered one. Les mustes d'Horde.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 11:05 PM (tHwdc)

238 my guess is he wants Bebe to come in for one more visit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

239 The logic in the bullshit kidney article just seems so weak. If you want to donate a kidney to a loved one that's fine, but there is a reason nature gave us two kidneys. Your failure to thrive in the future because of your generous kidney donation might result in any number of unintended consequences.

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2017 11:06 PM (QCc6B)

240 Kindletot, thanks for the easter egg hunt iink. I watched it, two times. that guy's funny!

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 11:07 PM (8mO0Q)

241 getting ABX for animals these days w/o an Rx is a lot harder than it used to be.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 13, 2017 11:07 PM (S/nG5)

242 68 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2017 10:13 PM (smD62)

Name makes sense now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 13, 2017 11:07 PM (GX63o)

243 I was sick a couple weeks ago for about 4 days. This started Tuesday. Not sure if it's s relapse or some fresh hell. But yeah I keep hearing about the multi week crud going around
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 11:02 PM (

The girls at my office have been sick off and on for a month. The guys in the shop were hacking up ther lungs for about 2 weeks.
I didn't catch it, knock on wood.

I hope you feel better. The girls that were on antibiotics still were coughing a week later. This crud really seems to hang on.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 11:08 PM (u8Ywb)

244 off psychotic sock

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 11:08 PM (S/nG5)

245 The echinacea goldenseal throat spray knocked down the sore throats after about 36 hours but nothing is working on the rest.
--
Bebe... you might be beyond the point where something natural can help.

However, I've had success with large doses of echinacea (2 capsules 4x a day) for no more than seven days.

Best is to do this when you first start getting symptoms.


Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 11:08 PM (FkAXz)

246 That's not my bag, baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers at April 13, 2017 11:09 PM (VdICR)

247 nothing clears out lung crud and sinus congestion like a good strong dose of Mil-Spec CS...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 11:09 PM (S/nG5)

248 Who's looking forward to their visit from the Ether Bunny?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

249 238 my guess is he wants Bebe to come in for one more visit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

Nah, he said point blank he's worried about antibiotic resistance. Which I watched my mom develop pretty quick oh her downhill slide...hey...that reminds me...I may have "forgotten to pour milk on the unused ones...brb

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 11:10 PM (hscyr)

250 Nah, he said point blank he's worried about antibiotic resistance.
Which I watched my mom develop pretty quick oh her downhill
slide...hey...that reminds me...I may have "forgotten to pour milk on
the unused ones...brb
---

That's EXACTLY why I suggested a natural solution.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 11:11 PM (FkAXz)

251 That would make it a chilldo.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

<wonders...>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 11:11 PM (tHwdc)

252 "Guy donates a kidney to a complete stranger because he only needs one
and it will save a life. Truly a selfless act, and reading the article
actually made me consider what he was saying. I don't know if I'd do it
yet, for one thing, and I realize this is really, really, really stupid, he can no longer take aspirin, only Tylenol."

????? first I've heard of THAT! I donated a kidney to my sister, and they didn't say anything at all about no aspirin. I've been taking it whenever I please and no problems.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)

253 Easter celebration has been canceled at my house. or not really cancelled, just not planned or anything.

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (8mO0Q)

254 nothing clears out lung crud and sinus congestion like a good strong dose of Mil-Spec CS...
Posted by: redc1c4
-------------

If you can get the Aussie stuff, it's stronger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (ZO497)

255 From what I understand, the best "personal item" for womyns is the Hitachi, and that thing has been clinically demonstrated to relieve anorgasmia in 90% of the poor women with the problem.

Hitachi calls it a "personal massager", and don't you let your dirty mind think any different. I think I read they were going to quit making it because they didn't want their corporate brand associated with such, but were persuaded to persevere.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (aKqWT)

256 I need some help, my GF is going to Korea and doesn't want to take her Verizon plan tablet with her.
Does anyone have a suggestion for an inexpensive tablet that will just run off of WiFi that she can use while there to run email and maybe take pictures?

Unwisely she asked Verizon, who has her current plan, for suggestions and they told her such a thing does not exist.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (ii4h0)

257 I suspect women have a different life experience.

It's summer. The garden needs to be tended.

And the cat... vet appointments...

/also, books won't read themselves!


Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 10:40 PM (FkAXz)

No...no, they don't.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (tHwdc)

258 218 There are a lot of strip clubs in Houston. Not sure any of them would allow Mr Happy. Well, maybe the Pink P@$^ycat back in the day
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 10:56 PM


Many things are possible in the Champagne Room.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (DMUuz)

259 Bebe, do you have access to a hot sauna?

I'm not positive about this, but I think I was able to fight off all illnesses that tried to gain a foothold this winter by hitting the sauna several times within the next few days after I felt I was coming down with something.

Not a single cold even though my husband got really sick repeatedly and one of my students accidentally coughed her bronchitis germs on me. I usually get a cold-turning-into-bronchitis every year.

I almost had to get medical help for an ear/sinus infection, but fought it off with garlic and the sauna.

So, not enough data to tell if it really works to kick various illnesses, but I like saunas so it was a nice indulgence.

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 11:13 PM (xVuS6)

260 >> From what I understand, the best "personal item" for womyns is the Hitachi


Again, I quote Jeff Beck : 'Why would anyone use 5 tools to hold one?'.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 11:14 PM (jTtIQ)

261 I need some help, my GF is going to Korea and doesn't want to take her Verizon plan tablet with her.
Does anyone have a suggestion for an inexpensive tablet that will just run off of WiFi that she can use while there to run email and maybe take pictures?

Unwisely she asked Verizon, who has her current plan, for suggestions and they told her such a thing does not exist.
Posted by: Kindltot



don't think verizon stuff works there. how long will she be there? she can rent something from one of the locals.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 11:14 PM (cPsPa)

262 Who's looking forward to their visit from the Ether Bunny?

I thought he was caught in the ethernet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)

263 From what I understand, the best "personal item" for womyns is the Hitachi
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Sybian at April 13, 2017 11:15 PM (DMUuz)

264 ABX resistance builds up more in the reservoir that infects you, than in the individual body.

see, for instance, nursing homes, hospitals, etc.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 11:15 PM (S/nG5)

265 No emmie, no sauna. Shibumi the natural
Stuff isn't working.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr)

266 I thought women just used the shower head or the faucet in the bathtub for that.

No messy cleanup.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 11:17 PM (jTtIQ)

267 Why do all male Dem operatives seem like nancy boys?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:17 PM (ZO497)

268
I think I read they were going to quit making it because they didn't want their corporate brand associated with such, but were persuaded to persevere.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)


Nevertheless they persisted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 11:17 PM (IqV8l)

269 Bebe, do you have access to a hot sauna?

I'm not positive about this, but I think I was able to fight off all illnesses that tried to gain a foothold this winter by hitting the sauna several times within the next few days after I felt I was coming down with something.

Not a single cold even though my husband got really sick repeatedly and one of my students accidentally coughed her bronchitis germs on me. I usually get a cold-turning-into-bronchitis every year.

I almost had to get medical help for an ear/sinus infection, but fought it off with garlic and the sauna.

So, not enough data to tell if it really works to kick various illnesses, but I like saunas so it was a nice indulgence.

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 11:13 PM (xVuS6)




I live in Galveston. It, along with Houston, is a sauna.

Hell, mid-summer, you've got to chew the air here before you can breathe it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 11:17 PM (v5iqM)

270 No emmie, no sauna. Shibumi the natural
Stuff isn't working.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy




long hot steamy showers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)

271 265 No emmie, no sauna.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr)


My condolences. The sauna is the main reason I got a gym membership since I have free weights at home.

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 11:18 PM (xVuS6)

272 If you just want WiFi and no cellular/LTE service you can get a Fire tablet or a cheap.tablet from any computer store. Should be under $50. You could also get one in Korea for less, most of the kids running the computer shops would know how to reset the is for English.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:18 PM (zZb/S)

273 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.

Posted by: TickledPink


Snerk.

Posted by: tickled pink's plastic "banana" at April 13, 2017 11:18 PM (g6yUI)

274 I was born with two God-given kidneys and I intend on dying with two. If someone needs one after I'm gone they're wecome to it.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 13, 2017 11:19 PM (S4Y8E)

275 I thought women just used the shower head or the faucet in the bathtub for that.

No messy cleanup.
Posted by: garrett




well, whatever uncertainty exists will be cleared up sooner or later when they start running commercials for them on tv.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa)

276 Why do all male Dem operatives seem like nancy boys?

Because the previous generation looked like Messina and Axelrod, the only two to be expelled from the Stephen King Clown Academy in Maine

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 11:20 PM (6FqZa)

277 "Who's looking forward to their visit from the Ether Bunny?"

The one that knocks you out and rapes you while you're down? No thanks.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:20 PM (w+Jhj)

278 I wonder if anyone has done any "scientific" comparisons of the Hitachi vs the Sybian. The latter is pricey, though. One of those will set you back $1500 or so for the base model.

Hitachi still makes it, "The Magic Wand" but they don't put their name on it anymore. Some entity called "Vibratex" is the name, now. It's still made by Hitachi, they just don't want their name on it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 11:20 PM (aKqWT)

279 >>long hot steamy showers.


It's really the only proper way to calibrate your light meter.

bebe, do you have Vicks Vapo Rub?
If so. Get an old, throwaway pot. Boil water. Add a tsp of that stuff. Throw a towel over your head and breathe in the vapors for longer than you want to. Let that shit go to work on your lungs and sinus cavities.

I don't now why, but it works well and can give you a few hours of real relief.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 11:21 PM (jTtIQ)

280 From what I understand, the best "personal item" for womyns is the Hitachi
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM

What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Sybian

Here I thought it was a Mercedes

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:22 PM (zZb/S)

281 256 I need some help, my GF is going to Korea and doesn't want to take her Verizon plan tablet with her.
Does anyone have a suggestion for an inexpensive tablet that will just run off of WiFi that she can use while there to run email and maybe take pictures?

Unwisely she asked Verizon, who has her current plan, for suggestions and they told her such a thing does not exist.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (ii4h0)

Might want to check in the "Settings" section of the table operating system. They usually have a way to turn off the cellular data and hook it up to wifi only.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 11:22 PM (1JnAL)

282 258 Many things are possible in the Champagne Room.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (DMUuz)


Yeah, right.

Posted by: Chris Rock at April 13, 2017 11:22 PM (iMxBJ)

283 261 I need some help, my GF is going to Korea and doesn't want to take her Verizon plan tablet with her.
Does anyone have a suggestion for an inexpensive tablet that will just run off of WiFi that she can use while there to run email and maybe take pictures?

Unwisely she asked Verizon, who has her current plan, for suggestions and they told her such a thing does not exist.


Kindle Fire. Dirt cheap. Works good.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)

284 283 Kindle Fire. Dirt cheap. Works good.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)


Seconded.

Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2017 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)

285 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852561991784968192

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562068364505089

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562145623539712

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562245343227908

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562316390432769

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2017 11:24 PM (AOrEZ)

286 "I live in Galveston. It, along with Houston, is a sauna.



Hell, mid-summer, you've got to chew the air here before you can breathe it.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX"

I admit when I visited my bro in Houston mid summer it was pretty bad, but I think Wilmington NC in mid summer was worse. Get out of the car and it was instant "I need a shower!".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)

287 my GF is going to Korea

Might I suggest rescheduling?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (6FqZa)

288 http://www.goodvibes.com/s/content/c/Best-Selling-Vibrators

Magic Wand...

i was seeing a woman who burned out two while i was with her.

good times... and then she moved back east.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (S/nG5)

289 Thanks Jean. We will wander off to a store to look around. She uses a Samsung and Verizon swears her plan reaches that far, she just doesn't want to loose her current tablet, and I don't want her wandering around with personal information on a device like that.

I also suspect she will leave it as a gift for a friend before she leaves.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (ii4h0)

290 Might want to check in the "Settings" section of the table operating system. They usually have a way to turn off the cellular data and hook it up to wifi only.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 11:22 PM (1JnAL)

The iPhone has just such a feature. I would imagine it's commonplace.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

291 Amoxicillin isn't the right stuff for upper respiratory problems, you need a zpack

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:26 PM (zZb/S)

292 88: OMG. The music! The one eyed spider! Bandit! Hadji! I'm six and it's Saturday morning!


So fantastic.

Posted by: LASue at April 13, 2017 11:26 PM (CLKfs)

293 Hitachi calls it a "personal massager", and don't
you let your dirty mind think any different. I think I read they were
going to quit making it because they didn't want their corporate brand
associated with such, but were persuaded to persevere.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 11:12 PM (aKqWT)

I had one of those - very nice. Didn't need it after I got married though, so I slipped it in the Goodwill bin.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 11:26 PM (tHwdc)

294 I admit when I visited my bro in Houston mid summer it was pretty bad, but I think Wilmington NC in mid summer was worse. Get out of the car and it was instant "I need a shower!".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)

My husband is in Wilmington right now visiting his father for his 85th birthday.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 11:27 PM (u8Ywb)

295 Korea uses different frequencies, her us tablet and phone will not work on the Korea cellular LTE networks.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:27 PM (zZb/S)

296 Why I gave my kidney to a stranger - and why you should consider doing it too

Uh ... no. Not even worth considering.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2017 11:28 PM (zc3Db)

297 I had the worst stomach flu I've ever had, followed by two weeks of sinus stuff and coughing. What finally knocked it out was zinc tablets, every three hours. Ruined my sense of taste for awhile but it's nice to breathe again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 13, 2017 11:28 PM (Lqy/e)

298 " nothing clears out lung crud and sinus congestion like a good strong dose of Mil-Spec CS...

Posted by: redc1c4"

We had to sit in a room in boot camp and be dosed by that. I managed to get through it OK by taking very slow shallow breaths. If I'd been exerting myself though, it'd be a different story.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

299 >>I need some help, my GF is going to Korea and doesn't want to take her Verizon plan tablet with her.
Does
anyone have a suggestion for an inexpensive tablet that will just run
off of WiFi that she can use while there to run email and maybe take
pictures?

Unwisely she asked Verizon, who has her current plan, for suggestions and they told her such a thing does not exist.


Posted by: Kindltot

How many speed you need to vibrate at?

Posted by: Korean Wireless Plan at April 13, 2017 11:29 PM (/Nite)

300 My husband is in Wilmington right now visiting his father for his 85th birthday.
Posted by: CaliGirl
------------

Nothing to fear but Azalea pollen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:29 PM (ZO497)

301 Might I suggest rescheduling?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 11:25 PM (6FqZa)


She's been planning it for a year, and won't change her mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:29 PM (ii4h0)

302 "My husband is in Wilmington right now visiting his father for his 85th birthday.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

It's probably pretty nice there right now. Was 77 here in the mountains today.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

303 Boy, learning handy info about various antibiotics here tonight!

Never know when this might come in handy. "No, Doc, don't give me amoxicillin for bronchitis!"

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 11:30 PM (xVuS6)

304 Vicks Vaporizers. Eons ago before the safety commission they had these jars you would fill with water and Vicks. They had plastic screw on tops with a parallel aluminum tube coming out. The tube was about a foot long. You could set that baby on the nightstand and point that tube at your nose.
Oh, yeah.

I've got an AVG story but tonight's not the night.
BUT if you use the new version of AVG it will want to put good files into quarantine or worse. Don't let it.
1. It's probably erroneous.
2. It won't let you restore the files.
It has 17 of mine captive right now.

Posted by: gNewt at April 13, 2017 11:30 PM (8w3qu)

305 Cheapie Fire tablets aren't bad little pieces of gear.

The cameras aren't so hot though.

Can't see anything when there's a steamy shower running.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at April 13, 2017 11:30 PM (E2ZuB)

306 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562399697698822

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562514432884736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562602320424960

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852562699817033728

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2017 11:31 PM (AOrEZ)

307 Korea uses different frequencies, her us tablet and phone will not work on the Korea cellular LTE networks.
Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:27 PM (zZb/S)


What, a cell provider company that lies? Who would think of such a thing.

What about WiFi, will that be the same, or should she be buying one there?

Her complaint is that goods manufactured in Korea tend to be cheaper here than in Korea itself

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:32 PM (ii4h0)

308 No emmie, no sauna. Shibumi the natural
Stuff isn't working.
---

So sorry Bebe.

I've had bronchitis really bad a few times, and have hocked up solids more than once.

Get something from the doctor.

The natural remedies work if you catch it right at the beginning. You're past that. You need man made chemicals. STAT!

http://tinyurl.com/kcr49qd

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 11:32 PM (FkAXz)

309 Found this about turning off cellular data on a tablet:

http://www.droid-life.com/2013/02/13/how-to-disable-mobile-data-usage-beginners-guide/

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 11:32 PM (1JnAL)

310 It's probably pretty nice there right now. Was 77 here in the mountains today.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

My husband said it's beautiful, it was in the 80's today. He did say the house is too hot to sleep.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 11:32 PM (u8Ywb)

311
Heh. Sure, that's the way it always starts. There's the steamy showers, the vaseline, and the battery-operated devices...and then come the antibiotics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:33 PM (ZO497)

312 Korea uses different frequencies, her us tablet and phone will not work on the Korea cellular LTE networks.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:27 PM (zZb/S)



With a tablet set to Wi-Fi only, it won't give $0.02 a damn about any country's cel network frequencies.

It wont' be LOOKING for those signals. Only for N grade Wi-Fi.

And we killed decades of upper respiratory bacterial infections with broad spectrum antibiotics such as penicillin, amoxicillin, biaxin and others.

They still work just fine, too. Trick is though, to stay on them for a full 21 day course of meds.

Z pack was supposed to be the new Wonder Drug for those infections. I've used it. Suppressed the symptoms for a week, which came roaring back, thereafter.

I was not impressed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 11:35 PM (v5iqM)

313 "My husband said it's beautiful, it was in the 80's today. He did say the house is too hot to sleep.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

If he's into that kind of stuff, he can go visit the battleship North Carolina museum while he's there.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

314 310 It's probably pretty nice there right now. Was 77 here in the mountains today.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)


Going to be in Ashville next week. I've never been there before. Going to see Biltmore, of course. Any other suggestions? Staying in a downtown hotel.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

315 286 "I live in Galveston. It, along with Houston, is a sauna.

Hell, mid-summer, you've got to chew the air here before you can breathe it.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX"

I admit when I visited my bro in Houston mid summer it was pretty bad, but I think Wilmington NC in mid summer was worse. Get out of the car and it was instant "I need a shower!".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert



Spent the summers of 88 and 90 in Biloxi, MS.
It was,,,warm.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2017 11:36 PM (pY+s4)

316 Only a real hoar would use a chilldo.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2017 11:37 PM (nlbfN)

317 "170 BC, wouldn't that be great if the team that did that stop motion JQ made a whole movie like that? I'd love to see it."

So would I, but I suspect that funding would be diverted to the "My mom found my vibrator" and we'd get nothing.

Oh well, the ONT is the ONT.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 13, 2017 11:37 PM (MZcWR)

318 chilldo.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2017 11:37 PM (nlbfN)



Now that's just cold.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

319 "Going to be in Ashville next week. I've never been
there before. Going to see Biltmore, of course. Any other suggestions?
Staying in a downtown hotel.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian"

Well, first you're gonna have to learn to spell it correctly...

What sort of things do you enjoy? Like beer? We got lots of craft breweries around here. Lots of artsy places as well. The Grove Park Inn Spa. Blue Ridge Parkway.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:39 PM (w+Jhj)

320 RE: Norks, from VOA, via Gateway Pundit:

"Early Friday, Radio Pyongyang broadcast a coded message "for No. 27 expedition agents."

/eat more Ovaltine?

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 11:40 PM (FkAXz)

321 313 "My husband said it's beautiful, it was in the 80's today. He did say the house is too hot to sleep.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

If he's into that kind of stuff, he can go visit the battleship North Carolina museum while he's there.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

They may go see that. My FIL is a retired naval aviator. I think that museum is close to his dad's house. He lives in the historic district close to the river.
Tomorrow morning he is cleaning out his Dad's garage.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 11:40 PM (u8Ywb)

322 "Chilldo"


Def: Device invented to give my ex a bit of the sensation I got from her, for years.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 11:42 PM (v5iqM)

323 LadyLibertarian, that Blue Ridge Parkway is very scenic. Carl Sandburg's house is near Asheville too...

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 11:42 PM (8mO0Q)

324 319 "Going to be in Ashville next week. I've never been
there before. Going to see Biltmore, of course. Any other suggestions?
Staying in a downtown hotel.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian"

Well, first you're gonna have to learn to spell it correctly...

What sort of things do you enjoy? Like beer? We got lots of craft breweries around here. Lots of artsy places as well. The Grove Park Inn Spa. Blue Ridge Parkway.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:39 PM (w+Jhj)



Oops about the spelling! My two traveling companions do drink beer, I think. I love good food, hiking, biking, gardens, parks, antiques, museums, history--typical interests of women of a certain age.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

325 the steamy showers, the vaseline, and the battery-operated devices...and then come the antibiotics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

It gets worse.

" I slipped it in the Goodwill bin."

That's what they're calling it, now.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2017 11:43 PM (H5rtT)

326 Going to be in Ashville next week. I've never been there before. Going to see Biltmore, of course. Any other suggestions? Staying in a downtown hotel.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---------

Wear plenty of hipster repellent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:43 PM (ZO497)

327
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---------

Wear plenty of hipster repellent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:43 PM (ZO497)





Oh noooooo!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:44 PM (TdMsT)

328 So, if I were going to Korea I'd have an exfil plan that did not involve a runway. Think cash and a blue water fishing boat.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:44 PM (zZb/S)

329 Devil's Courthouse is a cool hike on the Blue Ridge. If you like being outdoors. Plenty of waterfalls around too.

Posted by: NCKate at April 13, 2017 11:44 PM (fYnwI)

330
RE: Norks, from VOA, via Gateway Pundit:

"Early Friday, Radio Pyongyang broadcast a coded message "for No. 27 expedition agents."

/eat more Ovaltine?

Posted by: shibumi


Jong has a short mustache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 11:45 PM (IqV8l)

331 I live in Galveston. It, along with Houston, is a sauna.

Hell, mid-summer, you've got to chew the air here before you can breathe it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 11:17 PM (v5iqM)

Jim: https://tcnsalaskascenery.shutterfly.com/

From last evening's conversation.

Just a few, not too many. Not yet, anyway. Someday I will own a phone that takes pictures, but not yet.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:45 PM (cm1Bl)

332 We had to sit in a room in boot camp and be dosed by that. I managed to
get through it OK by taking very slow shallow breaths. If I'd been
exerting myself though, it'd be a different story.
---
LOL

must be nice: we had to do pushups.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 11:45 PM (S/nG5)

333 I can be cured with fresh batteries & a fireman calendar. YMMV.

Posted by: Female Hysteria at April 13, 2017 11:45 PM (G8Olg)

334 326; Hammer, aint that the truth. Damn shame.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

335 Also chilldo related...

Rammesonde
The ram resistance is an index of the relative hardness of snow as measured by a rammesonde. R=nHf/P, where n=number of blows, f=vertical fall height of the hammer, H=weight of the hammer and guide rod, and P=penetration depth.

Lubricating Layer
1 - A layer within a snowpack which has been wetted by free water percolating through the snow. Sometimes any weak layer or cohesionless layer which has acted as the basal zone in a slab avalanche.

2 - A layer with weak internal strength and/or poor bonding to adjacent layers which facilitates mechanical failure within the snow pack. A recognizable lubricating layer may or may not be present in an avalanche.

Hand Charge
An explosive charge used in avalanche control which is hand carried to the control site and either thrown or implanted into the snow before detonation.

Canadian Hardness Gauge
A spring frame mechanism that measures layer-parallel hardness by imparting different size discs into the layering.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2017 11:46 PM (nlbfN)

336 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 13, 2017 11:46 PM (JZdsf)

337 /eat more Ovaltine?

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 11:40 PM (FkAXz)

Actually, it said "Bite my fat little dumplings." I think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:47 PM (cm1Bl)

338 The Thomas Wolfe house is something to do too

Posted by: NCKate at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (fYnwI)

339 323 LadyLibertarian, that Blue Ridge Parkway is very scenic. Carl Sandburg's house is near Asheville too...
Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 11:42 PM (8mO0Q)



Thank you! I'm pasting suggestions into my iPad Notes.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (TdMsT)

340 333 I can be cured with fresh batteries & a fireman calendar. YMMV.
Posted by: Female Hysteria at April 13, 2017 11:45 PM (G8Olg)

http://mountainmenalaska.com/

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (cm1Bl)

341 Oops about the spelling! My two traveling companions do drink beer, I think. I love good food, hiking, biking, gardens, parks, antiques, museums, history--typical interests of women of a certain age.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----------

If you do not have any specific plans, aside from the Biltmore Estate, stop by the Asheville Visitor Center and peruse the possibilities. There are plenty. It may be within walking distance from your hotel.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (ZO497)

342 Now is a bad time for Korea. Like Jean says the Inchon International Airport is in north Korean arty range. You actually drive by fences and guard posts along the Han River that protect against infiltration on the drive from the airport to Seoul.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 13, 2017 11:49 PM (j1Wvr)

343 307 Korea uses different frequencies, her us tablet and phone will not work on the Korea cellular LTE networks.
Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2017 11:27 PM (zZb/S)

What, a cell provider company that lies? Who would think of such a thing.

What about WiFi, will that be the same, or should she be buying one there?

Her complaint is that goods manufactured in Korea tend to be cheaper here than in Korea itself
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:32 PM (ii4h0)

Back in the early 2000's, the Mrs and I would go to the Cayman Islands every year for vacation. Calling family back in the US required a credit card, and the rates were $1.50 per minute with a couple dollar connection fee. After having our credit card companies "freeze" our cards because they thought there was fraud going on, we decided to just buy a burner phone. Paid about $30 for it and got a $20 phone card. Local calls were 5 cents a minute, and calls to the US were 20 cents a minute.

Felt good to have a phone that worked there and that we could contact family back home cheaply and that they could contact us cheaply.

Bonus was that we just took the phone with us every year after and we just needed to get about $10 of airtime to top it off and we kept the same number.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 11:49 PM (1JnAL)

344 The only good use for scorpions is illustrated at the beginning of "The Wild Bunch."

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 13, 2017 11:50 PM (d3wbb)

345 too
Posted by: NCKate at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (fYnwI)



Thank you!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:50 PM (TdMsT)

346 Incheon International is one of the greatest airports on Earth. It'd be a shame to see it flattened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2017 11:50 PM (JZdsf)

347 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:45 PM (cm1B

Your photos are really pretty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 11:50 PM (u8Ywb)

348 If you do not have any specific plans, aside from the Biltmore Estate, stop by the Asheville Visitor Center and peruse the possibilities. There are plenty. It may be within walking distance from your hotel.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (ZO497)


Definitely will do!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 11:51 PM (TdMsT)

349 TCN in AK.

Thank you, ma'am. I've bookmarked the site. It's beautiful!

I'd die of salmon OD in Alaska, I think.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 11:52 PM (v5iqM)

350 Oh noooooo!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
-----------

Sadly, yes. Thick as fleas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 11:52 PM (ZO497)

351 ". I love good food, hiking, biking, gardens, parks, antiques, museums, history"

Oh, we got all that in spades. You're gonna love it.

"Devil's Courthouse is a cool hike on the Blue Ridge. If you like being outdoors. Plenty of waterfalls around too.

Posted by: NCKate"

Well, no waterfalls on that hike specifically, but it is a great short (but steep) trail.

But for goodness sake's, look at the waterfalls but *stay away from them and don't wade in the river above them*. Every year we have a half dozen tourists that get swept over a waterfall and killed.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (w+Jhj)

352 " I slipped it in the Goodwill bin."

That's what they're calling it, now.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2017 11:43 PM (H5rtT)

I'm All About Goodwill

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)

353 The NC Arboretum should be in full swing.

Posted by: NCKate at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (fYnwI)

354
http://mountainmenalaska.com/
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:48 PM (cm1Bl)


That reminds me, I wonder how Todd Palin's recovery is coming along?

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (xVuS6)

355 When I travel to Korea I turn off the cell on my tablet and use Wifi and buy a cheap used phone with minutes in the airport for local calls. Be sure to turn off verizon cell service or you'll get roaming fees.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (j1Wvr)

356 My parents found a personal item of mine, we'll call it. Ugggggggh, the worst.

Dear TickledPink, In my opinion you got off easy. And should not be overly embarrassed. I've got you beat.
One time my parents came home early from dinner to find me using my mom's hitachi magic wand and perusing cosmo type mags. I was caught in the act because I completely froze up and couldn't move. I'll never forget, they just got back in the car and drove away...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (6sBpp)

357 For those who don't know, those photos are where I grew up and where I live now. Some are at my sister's place on the Kenai Peninsula, and other points around there. Growing up, I assumed the whole world looked pretty much like that. Oh well.

After 22 years in WI, it's nice to be back where things look right.

I will post more as time permits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:54 PM (cm1Bl)

358 346 Incheon International is one of the greatest airports on Earth. It'd be a shame to see it flattened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2017 11:50 PM (JZdsf)

~~~~

Indeed, I like the indoor garden.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 13, 2017 11:55 PM (j1Wvr)

359 339 You're sure welcome, Lady L. beautiful place.

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 11:56 PM (8mO0Q)

360 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Googling Hitachi personal massagers.

Do you even read the threads?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 11:56 PM (IcT7t)

361 When I travel to Korea I turn off the cell on my
tablet and use Wifi and buy a cheap used phone with minutes in the
airport for local calls. Be sure to turn off verizon cell service or
you'll get roaming fees.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (j1Wvr)


I will suggest she get a burner phone when she gets there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:57 PM (ii4h0)

362 357 tcn

Thank you for sharing these.

Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 11:57 PM (vUcdz)

363 Tcn, the puffins are cute!

Posted by: Emmie at April 13, 2017 11:57 PM (xVuS6)

364 357 For those who don't know, those photos are where I grew up and where I live now. Some are at my sister's place on the Kenai Peninsula, and other points around there. Growing up, I assumed the whole world looked pretty much like that. Oh well.

After 22 years in WI, it's nice to be back where things look right.

I will post more as time permits.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 11:54 PM (cm1Bl)

I wanted to ask but didn't want to be too nosy. Everything is so green.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 11:57 PM (u8Ywb)

365 I like the KAL first class lounge. It's awesome, and puts the Admirals Clubs to shame.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2017 11:57 PM (JZdsf)

366 Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

She is in good hands at Shands. Pray that they can identify and this current problem soon. Many good thoughts and prayers and blessings to Joyce, you and yours.

Posted by: gracepc at April 13, 2017 11:58 PM (OU4q6)

367 >>>Dear TickledPink, In my opinion you got off easy. And should not be overly embarrassed. I've got you beat.

One time my parents came home early from dinner to find me using my
mom's hitachi magic wand and perusing cosmo type mags. I was caught in
the act because I completely froze up and couldn't move. I'll never
forget, they just got back in the car and drove away...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 13, 2017 11:53 PM (6sBpp) <<<


Oh yeah... definitely phrasing.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 13, 2017 11:58 PM (E2ZuB)

368 redc1c4 @ 247 - I experienced the joys of CS in early 2006 at Fort Bragg.

I was bringing up mucus from the Eisenhower administration.

Couldn't breathe. I wasn't scared until I saw a Master Sergeant running over to me with a concerned look on his face.

Posted by: Butch at April 14, 2017 12:00 AM (hXu8T)

369 "Dear TickledPink, In my opinion you got off easy. And should not be overly embarrassed. I've got you beat.

One time my parents came home early from dinner to find me using my
mom's hitachi magic wand and perusing cosmo type mags. I was caught in
the act because I completely froze up and couldn't move. I'll never
forget, they just got back in the car and drove away...





Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup"

Oh Hi..... You're home early.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 14, 2017 12:00 AM (w+Jhj)

370 >>I'll never
forget, they just got back in the car and drove away...


You never forget the last time you saw your parents.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2017 12:02 AM (jTtIQ)

371 344 The only good use for scorpions is illustrated at the beginning of "The Wild Bunch."

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 13, 2017 11:50 PM (d3wbb)

++++

https://youtu.be/XchwE9zVdnw

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 12:02 AM (R+30W)

372 I will suggest she get a burner phone when she gets there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2017 11:57 PM (ii4h0)

~~~~~~

Have her get one that can be set to an English language interface. Otherwise if she doesn't read Korean have them enter the minutes on the phone for her and show her how to use it. The Korean Alphabet, Hangul, will bend your mind.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:02 AM (j1Wvr)

373 I have now (mentally) Handled the Truth that is Nathan R. Jessup, Ma'am, USMC, Ret.

And it's all good, just chill, y'all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:03 AM (v5iqM)

374 Well, it's time to hit the sack. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 14, 2017 12:03 AM (w+Jhj)

375 *snap!*

Ladylibertarian - Uh...say...you know the way to really enjoy Asheville? Why, spend time with the real natives. Enjoy the easy camaraderie of pulling weeds, pruning, working in their yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:03 AM (ZO497)

376 'Night Robt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:04 AM (ZO497)

377 ...The Korean Alphabet, Hangul, will bend your mind.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:02 AM (j1Wvr)



It's closest written relative is the written alphabet of the Inuit Eskimo tribe.

Go figure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:04 AM (v5iqM)

378 I always get to the Incheon airport early and get a massage on the way out before the flight.


No. Not with a happy ending. You dirty minded fiends.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:05 AM (j1Wvr)

379 My fellow hordlings. What it do?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:05 AM (nDcc3)

380 I saw a Master Sergeant running over to me with a concerned look on his face.
Posted by: Butch
-----------------

Heh. That usually meant that was about to get my ass seriously chewed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)

381 It's closest written relative is the written alphabet of the Inuit Eskimo tribe.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Except Koreans have 100 words for cabbage instead of snow.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:07 AM (j1Wvr)

382 Thathalfrican, howdy!

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 12:07 AM (xVuS6)

383 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 14, 2017 12:03 AM (w+Jhj)

Goodnight Robert.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 12:07 AM (u8Ywb)

384 thathalfrican. Sometime, you, me and Barbara Billingsley need to do an entire ONT in Ebonics.

Of course, we'd be banned. But, we'd do down in flames of infamy. Legends.

AoS deaths worthy of a Viking, hell of a Horde.

Ah well, it was a though, anyway.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (v5iqM)

385
I always get to the Incheon airport early and get a massage on the way out before the flight.

Do they have massages at the Pyongyang airport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l)

386 284
283 Kindle Fire. Dirt cheap. Works good.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)



Seconded.

Posted by: Splunge at April 13, 2017 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)
***Thirded or wherever in the current topic queue

Posted by: gracepc at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (OU4q6)

387 Hey Emmie

You new here?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:11 AM (nDcc3)

388 Do they have massages at the Pyongyang airport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l)

~~~~

The kind with an unhappy ending.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:11 AM (j1Wvr)

389 Do they have massages at the Pyongyang airport?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l)


Probably very vigorous ones. Provided at no charge.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2017 12:11 AM (8nWyX)

390 Except Koreans have 100 words for cabbage instead of snow.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:07 AM (j1Wvr)


And they all mean kimchi.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2017 12:11 AM (ii4h0)

391 thathalfrican - I've been waiting for you to show up. Ordered Prager's 'Happiness is a Serious Problem' book based on your comments.

It sounded like an interesting treatise, and it is. I've only read a few chapters, but it is very interesting. Let me add that my interest is essentially academic.

Insightful fellow, Prager.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)

392 385
I always get to the Incheon airport early and get a massage on the way out before the flight.

Do they have massages at the Pyongyang airport?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l)

----------

Hot stone massages. At no extra cost, you can eat the stones after the massage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 12:12 AM (JZdsf)

393 Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:09 AM (v5iqM)

Fam, I'm game for that shit.

Just let a playa know when you tryna run through that, feel me?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:13 AM (nDcc3)

394 379 My fellow hordlings. What it do?
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:05 AM (nDcc3)


Good evening. Peaceful tonight. Just enjoyed TCN's incredible photos of Alaska.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 14, 2017 12:14 AM (TdMsT)

395 My last word of advice for Korea. Eat tons of kimchi. Every meal, every day. Not only does it taste good but a fish can't smell water and you'll find public transportation much more pleasant.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:15 AM (j1Wvr)

396 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)

Hah! That's great!

I'll tell anyone that'll listen; Prager is a fucking monster, he is probably the most insightful dude I've ever heard.

And this is coming from someone who podcasts and has read a lot of weird/different shit.

Prager just understands humans and human suffering and puts it in a way that I've never heard articulated in such "duh" terms in my life.

He is in my top 5 dead or alive meetings.

And another plug to the Horde. Having trouble with life? Buy "Happiness Is A Serious Problem" by Dennis Prager.

You're welcome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:16 AM (nDcc3)

397 Turning over a new leaf and turning in before 2:00 am. Thanks for the NC hordes' suggestions for things to do in Asheville.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 14, 2017 12:16 AM (TdMsT)

398 thathalfrican - I've been waiting for you to show
up. Ordered Prager's 'Happiness is a Serious Problem' book based on your
comments.



It sounded like an interesting treatise, and it is. I've only read a
few chapters, but it is very interesting. Let me add that my interest
is essentially academic.



Insightful fellow, Prager.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)

I ordered one as well, and as soon as I'm finished with my Myron Bolitar, I'll be moving on to "Happiness."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

399 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 14, 2017 12:14 AM (TdMsT)


Alaska? Cool, that's always a place I've wanted to go.

Hopefully you're doing OK LL.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:17 AM (nDcc3)

400 Miley!


Unless you can't double dip, don't wait. Read it now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:18 AM (nDcc3)

401 Turning over a new leaf and turning in before 2:00 am. Thanks for the NC hordes' suggestions for things to do in Asheville.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
-------------

Yardwork with the locals! I'm telling you, it's the way to visit the true Asheville!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:18 AM (ZO497)

402 Yo, halfrican, you down fo some right upside da haid fkin' wit da man kind o' shit, yo?

Cause I be gettin' down wit some o dat shit on da futhahmuckahs whut be repressin' on us and shit, yo!

(above example of advanced ebonics is reflective of elevated degrees in Social Justice advanced education, and is not suggested or recommended for inferior audiences. Parental warnings apply, this announcement is rated "R", for Mature Audiences, only)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:19 AM (v5iqM)

403 Mr. Feverhead: ...Koreans have 100 words for cabbage instead of snow.

THE KORAN HAS 100 WORDS FOR SNOW???

Oh. Korean. Never mind.

Howdy, Current Fort-Holder-Downers. Having a quiet, pleasant Spring night after gentle rains. How YOU doin'? How's the commentary been doin'?

Posted by: mindful webworker - unexpectedly! at April 14, 2017 12:19 AM (tBimT)

404 399 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 14, 2017 12:14 AM (TdMsT)


Alaska? Cool, that's always a place I've wanted to go.

Hopefully you're doing OK LL.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:17 AM (nDcc3)


Upright and taking nourishment, as my dad would say. Thank you for asking. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 14, 2017 12:19 AM (TdMsT)

405 I'll tell anyone that'll listen; Prager is a fucking monster, he is probably the most insightful dude I've ever heard.

And this is coming from someone who podcasts and has read a lot of weird/different shit.

Prager just understands humans and human suffering and puts it in a way that I've never heard articulated in such "duh" terms in my life.
---

He's on the radio the same time as Rush, and I listen to them equally I suppose.

However... Rush is just politics. Prager is really insightful, and you learn things. Rather than just... politics.

I'm going to check out the Prager book Mike Hammer mentioned as well.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 12:20 AM (FkAXz)

406 My last word of advice for Korea. Eat tons of
kimchi. Every meal, every day. Not only does it taste good but a fish
can't smell water and you'll find public transportation much more
pleasant.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:15 AM (j1Wvr)


She was raised in Korea. She eats like that now when she can get away with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2017 12:20 AM (ii4h0)

407 goodnight Lady L., and me also. I have some fun and some business tomorrow, so I'm heading to ZZZZZZville too.

love, bye!

Posted by: booknlass at April 14, 2017 12:20 AM (8mO0Q)

408 346,
"Incheon International is one of the greatest airports on Earth. It'd be a shame to see it flattened."

Looking at Google Earth that is 20 miles from the nearest point of NK as is the Seoul airport. Not that there are not people living within artillery range but it would seem to me to be a stretch to have 15,000 pieces that could reach out 20-30 miles and find places to hide them close to the border with the South near Seoul.

"How NK would retaliate."

http://tinyurl.com/kpsjynr

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 14, 2017 12:20 AM (d3wbb)

409 Alaska? Temperatures next week in Fairbanks will be in the teens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:21 AM (ZO497)

410 Unless you can't double dip, don't wait. Read it now.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:18 AM (nDcc3)

That's some serious urgency. OK.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:21 AM (tHwdc)

411 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 14, 2017 12:23 AM (D2vc1)

412 Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:19 AM (v5iqM)

Check it fam......the cats thats repressing us? Kids that claim they showin love but really throwing shade which is the left dog. The democrats?

Mufuckas real good at faking the truth fam. In truth my dude, dems and the government that "represent us", represent for the snakes bruh.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:23 AM (nDcc3)

413 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 14, 2017 12:19 AM (TdMsT)

Just bought a house, I can't complain.

As Dennis says; Happiness Is A Serious Problem.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:24 AM (nDcc3)

414 geoffb5.

Seventy-Thousand artillery tubes aimed South, by the Norks.

Seventy. Thousand.

Don't know the percentage of those that range into Seoul International. Fifteen thou, might be the number, but I dunno.

I hope only that our mil.plans to counter those, work out if needed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:25 AM (v5iqM)

415 Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 12:20 AM (FkAXz)

Prager is the only person on the radio/podcast that can get me to NOT listen to Rush.

And I love Rush.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:25 AM (nDcc3)

416 "I'm all about Goodwill."

HELlo.

That was my Squiggy impression.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 12:27 AM (UDWwk)

417 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:21 AM (tHwdc)

If I believe in something I really believe in it Miley. I hope you find that the same satisfaction I did.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:27 AM (nDcc3)

418 Something massively preemptive is the only answer...unless the Chicoms snatch the fat little monkey out of control and disassemble the whole thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)

419 Country Boy - What's up my dude?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:29 AM (nDcc3)

420 @ halfrican.

Ebonics aside, I mean this my friend.

C'mon down to Galveston, and all the food'n is on me.

I know a kindred spirit here in Teh Horde, when I read one.

And I've read you here, for years.

You'll do, amigo. You'll do!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:29 AM (v5iqM)

421 I have to say, America has no peer when it come to putting brilliant clear-coat paint jobs on monster bombs.

Now that's attention to detail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 12:31 AM (JZdsf)

422 Something massively preemptive is the only answer...unless the Chicoms snatch the fat little monkey out of control and disassemble the whole thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer




you think? hard to start anything without the norks brutalizing South Korea bigly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)

423 I read over that Stratfor article. This is the kind of thing I just love:

"Although North Korea could technically open fire on South Korea with all
of its artillery systems at once, this would open Pyongyang up to
significant counter-battery fire and airstrikes that could rapidly
reduce the artillery force it has so painstakingly built up. Instead, as
other studies have shown, only a portion of North Korean artillery
would be used at a time."

Studies have shown that the Norks would not use of all their artillery at once. Studies have shown what they will do.

It seems to be me that's exactly what the little fuckers would do. They know they're dead if the balloon goes up. They cannot survive against us. So, they're dead anyway, so what the fuck do they care about rational military strategy.

If it starts, launch everything and kill as many people and do as much damage to South Korea as possible before you get taken out.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 12:32 AM (aKqWT)

424 413: that halfrican, congrats on the house, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2017 12:32 AM (KP5rU)

425 Prager is amazing. I love listening to him when I'm not at work. His happiness book is so clear and logical. I'm amazed he's not more popular than he is. His show is the only philosophical one on radio and deals with pretty much all the big issues of life not just politics.

Posted by: keena at April 14, 2017 12:32 AM (RiTnx)

426 whatever starts on the peninsula is going to end nuclear.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 12:33 AM (cPsPa)

427 Do they have massages at the Pyongyang airport?

---
they call them the "United Touch"

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 12:34 AM (S/nG5)

428 Jim - One day sir, one day. And when I do? Prepare for a whirlwind man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:34 AM (nDcc3)

429 Posted by: geoffb5 at April 14, 2017 12:20 AM (d3wbb)

~~~~

Can't get to the article w/o giving my email address so not going to read it but the north Koreans have plenty of underground artillery facilities, Self propelled guns and rocket launchers. Consider, the families of accompanied service members get issued gas masks. If the truce breaks the international airport is going down whether artillery, rockets or special forces. Lots of people are going to die and the north Korean regime will in the end get annihilated.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:34 AM (j1Wvr)

430 HELlo.



That was my Squiggy impression.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 12:27 AM (UDWwk)

You know how to get a girl's attention, teej. Squiggy is one-of-a-kind.
You?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)

431 See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 14, 2017 12:35 AM (hVdx9)

432 If I believe in something I really believe in it Miley. I hope you find that the same satisfaction I did.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:27 AM (nDcc3)

I'm.Sold.
Will begin Tonight.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:36 AM (tHwdc)

433 chavez - thank you!

keena - couldn't agree more.

I do have a question for the white folks of the horde - no, seriously - I debated a co-worker who is a white reflexive liberal and somehow school got brought up. And in front of other white people, some who agreed with me and some not, I said to him; "Why is it always white well off liberals like you, wanna tell us brown/black folk where we can send our kids to school? What? Are you afraid of us or something?"

Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37 AM (nDcc3)

434 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Once again, an early alarm awaits lies in evil, threatening repose.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)

435 Of course, on the up side the north Koreans have a missile called the No-Dong.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:38 AM (j1Wvr)

436 Late Jim.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:39 AM (nDcc3)

437 well they named it the "no-dong" becacuse nork women are notorious whores and were always trying to fuck every missile they came across.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa)

438 Thailand's top missle is the "She Dong".

I just had a terrible thought. Wonder what Nork ladyboys look like....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 12:40 AM (aKqWT)

439 * lurking, reading, with nothing to add *

* eating some soggy cheetoes that were left on the buffet *



Posted by: mindful webworker - unsanitarily at April 14, 2017 12:40 AM (tBimT)

440 Okay, time for bed,,, but first...

Hi Emmie!
Didn't see your hello to me a few nights ago after I signed off until the next morning.
Would never have ignored you if I'd still been here.

Until next time...
Love each other fellow babies

Oops, update.
creeper is bound and determined she's gonna make the five hour drive up here to come listen to us Saturday.
Road prayers for her please.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 12:40 AM (UDWwk)

441 Was I out of line for that? I've basically started
throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna
know if I crossed a line.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37 AM (nDcc3)

I applaud what you said. Why the heck should you think you crossed a line? Who are they, the arbiters of lines?
School choice for all. And ffs, break up the teachers union. That's some bad shit, right there. On soooo many levels.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:41 AM (tHwdc)

442 Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37 AM (nDcc3)


Nope. Make them live up to their own rules.

Philosophically anyway, whether you crossed a line at work isn't my place to say.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2017 12:42 AM (8nWyX)

443 I just had a terrible thought. Wonder what Nork ladyboys look like....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 12:40 AM (aKqWT)

~~~~

Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:42 AM (j1Wvr)

444 remember: a whole lot of that "artillery" is MLRS type stuff, which can spit a helluva lot of ordnance in not very long.

plus, they've had decades to practice quick reloads and to prepare multiple firing points.

not to mention, anyone know the over/under that we've found all the infiltration tunnels they've dug since the Armistice?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 12:42 AM (S/nG5)

445 433: needed to be said. good for you. self righteous, pompous, asshole got off lite, if you ask me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2017 12:43 AM (KP5rU)

446 Now, off to read about Happiness! Thanks again for the tip, Thathalfrican!

Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)

447 thathalfrican: ...What? Are you afraid of us or something?"

That's funny. Nice work.

Posted by: mindful webworker - i be honkey yall at April 14, 2017 12:43 AM (tBimT)

448 I think they built the No-Dong so they could release and upgrade painted silver and call it the Long-Dong.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:43 AM (j1Wvr)

449 Miley,

I ask because I guess I care? I talked to my pops and moms about it and they both basically echoed your statement.

However I don't aim to insult - I actually enjoy the dudes company who I said this to - but I can't stand the phony righteous indignation from these people.

It's like the Sean Spicer "outrage". The left uses Jews/Blacks/Chooseyourminority as ammo against us and I'm tired of it and it's time to throw it back in their face and explain themselves.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:44 AM (nDcc3)

450 Was I out of line for that? I've basically started
throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna
know if I crossed a line.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37 AM (nDcc3)

---
i'd a laughed my head off and told the stupid honky to put some ice on it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 12:45 AM (S/nG5)

451 Thathalfrican, I've been around since 2004 or so (I think).

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 12:45 AM (xVuS6)

452 Must. Answer.

Yes Miley. Definitely one of a kind,,, fortunately for the world.
Two of me would ugly this planet up waay too much.

Sweet dreamz.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 12:45 AM (UDWwk)

453 teej - if you're still lurking - where is "up here" that you'll be playing - not that there's any chance I can travel, but someday...

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 14, 2017 12:45 AM (tBimT)

454 I remember reading a what if. What it the Norks snuck one their nukes in one of the famous tunnels under the DMZ. Another "kill as many of 'em as possible in the most horrific manner we can manage if Round Eye starts something" scenarios.

They've got working nuclear devices, but nothing to deliver 'em save oxcarts. But if you can sneak the oxcart in one of the tunnels.....

Seriously, we cannot let them get the delivery means. That has to be stopped. Now, tell SK that is worth having Seoul pulverized and God knows how many Koreans killed.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 12:47 AM (aKqWT)

455 chavez and mindful - thanks I appreciate the feedback.

I try to not be a dick but on this particular night I couldn't hold back.

The dudes INSANE Trump-disorder was in fucking overdrive and I had some gas in the tank and felt froggy enough to jump.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:47 AM (nDcc3)

456 >> Margaret Cho.

In a LOL t-shirt.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 12:48 AM (aKqWT)

457 from what i've seen of margaret cho, it would take three nork chicks to make one of her.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2017 12:51 AM (KP5rU)

458 not to mention, anyone know the over/under that we've found all the infiltration tunnels they've dug since the Armistice?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 12:42 AM (S/nG5)

~~~~~

If I was south Korea I would keep secret when I found a tunnel. They make great ambush sites. You could knock off a brigade of light infantry pouring out of one in no time as long as you know where they come out you have an enormous advantage. Like publius said the real danger is them using them as nuclear sapper tunnels.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:52 AM (j1Wvr)

459 433 chavez - thank you!

keena - couldn't agree more.

I do have a question for the white folks of the horde - no, seriously - I debated a co-worker who is a white reflexive liberal and somehow school got brought up. And in front of other white people, some who agreed with me and some not, I said to him; "Why is it always white well off liberals like you, wanna tell us brown/black folk where we can send our kids to school? What? Are you afraid of us or something?"

Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.


Hell no. Do it every chance you get. I get to hear libs talk when there's no black folks around, and their assumptions ARE racist as shit.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 12:52 AM (iJGd7)

460 Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37

I don't think so, good for you.

On another note, we brought Jerry, FIL, home today 2 days after his heart valve replacement. He's doing great and didn't need the pacemaker they thought he might.

God thing it was today as we leave tomorrow. No idea how the MIL would have handled it if we weren't here. She just overthinks things and makes them more difficult than they need to be.

I keep quiet, not my place, but J finally took control and made the exit much better. Lordy, dealing w/ elderly folks is a trip, specially when they've always been a bit like her Mom. Thanks for all your well wishes over the week.

T

Posted by: Farmer at April 14, 2017 12:53 AM (PzqA/)

461 414, Jim.

NK has only 3 systems which can reach Seoul itself and they likely number fewer than 1500 - 2000 in total. Not all would be positioned near Seoul. They are the 170mm SP Koksan, http://tinyurl.com/zd3efom - and the newer type 240mm and 300mm rocket artillery. http://tinyurl.com/mt9bu28 http://tinyurl.com/klgw3h2

I don't doubt that they could inflict significant casualties and damage on Seoul especially the Northern areas closer to the DMZ. I'd also expect that Lil' Kim might use nerve agents. That and that the artillery is dug into tunnel systems is why the two recent US strikes seem to be aimed at giving both China and NK a hint.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 14, 2017 12:53 AM (d3wbb)

462 Emmie, my bad! Been a few weeks since I've posted and any name I don't rec off top I assume is new hah

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:53 AM (nDcc3)

463 457 from what i've seen of margaret cho, it would take three nork chicks to make one of her.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2017 12:51 AM (KP5rU)

~~~~

Nork generals trade food for sex.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:53 AM (j1Wvr)

464 Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 12:52 AM (iJGd7)

Yeah I've come to that conclusion.

Thanks for the push tho.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:55 AM (nDcc3)

465 Thanks and God Bless Farmer.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:56 AM (nDcc3)

466 thathalfrican: I had some gas in the tank and felt froggy enough to jump.

This is why, at family gatherings, I not only don't drink, I leave before others get too far into their cups. It's not easy. Derangement Syndrome has certainly been cranked to eleventies.

"...His winnowing fork is in his hand to clear his threshing floor and to gather the wheat into his barn, but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire."

Posted by: mindful webworker - except that one time... at April 14, 2017 12:56 AM (tBimT)

467 Margaret Cho and Kim Jong Un were made for each other.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2017 12:56 AM (6FqZa)

468 Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37 AM (nDcc3)


It's hard for me to say. I'm so pleased to have that said to a smug lefty.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 12:57 AM (xVuS6)

469 The Norks' nuclear capabilities are rather suspect. Last I knew there was still quite a bit of debate whether many of their underground tests were actual nukes or just massive conventional explosives massed together.

Posted by: Sjg at April 14, 2017 12:57 AM (eNUG5)

470 Posted by: geoffb5 at April 14, 2017 12:53 AM (d3wbb)

They also have 180,000 special forces. For comparison the US has around half that. Don't get me wrong Combined Forces will win the fight but a lot of death is going to be dealt all around.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 12:59 AM (j1Wvr)

471 Teen, I think I missed you again tonight, but just want to say it's great when you check in with the Horde.

Happy performing!

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:01 AM (xVuS6)

472 Sjg #469: The Norks' nuclear capabilities are rather suspect. Last I knew there was still quite a bit of debate whether many of their underground tests were actual nukes or just massive conventional explosives massed together.

IIRC, Saddam had folks talking up their WMD programs to him, when the reality was they didn't work, or worked poorly - you know, telling the big guy what he wants to hear so your head remains attached to your body.

I wonder if Li'l Kim is being played by his underlings like that. Which is why the missiles keep going blooey and off-course.

Not to trivialize the threat of that lunatic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair analysis, 5¢ at April 14, 2017 01:01 AM (tBimT)

473 Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Intentions, man. Their intentions are good...so it must be the right thing, and imposing their good intentions on others is just for the other's own good.

Anyhow, when I talk to local black folk about the days before busing was imposed, they all talk about how great their school days were, and how they identified with their school. Well, all gone now.

That doesn't mean that segregation was good, but something was lost with forced integration. I just noted that Prager makes a comment about that in chapter 8, "...forcefully changing society to conform to societal images was the greatest cause of evil in the 20th Century."

It's only gotten worse. Compelling the public to accept men in the girl's locker room is a good example.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 01:02 AM (ZO497)

474 Miley,

I ask because I guess I care? I talked to my pops and moms about it and they both basically echoed your statement.

However
I don't aim to insult - I actually enjoy the dudes company who I said
this to - but I can't stand the phony righteous indignation from these
people.

It's like the Sean Spicer "outrage". The left uses
Jews/Blacks/Chooseyourminority as ammo against us and I'm tired of it
and it's time to throw it back in their face and explain themselves.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:44 AM (nDcc3)

I think that the tone and affect you have when you confront this crowd will have a lot to do with it. But you know there's gonna be some butthurt. They're liberals, after all.
It takes courage for you to speak out the way you do, and I have a great deal of respect for you that you do it at all, when it's so much easier to hold your tongue.
And now I have Book In Hand, and will begin. Thank you for the very earnest recommendation!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 01:03 AM (tHwdc)

475 Posted by: mindful webworker - except that one time... at April 14, 2017 12:56 AM (tBimT)

Ok, that's too deep of a quote for me but I'll address the family part. My pops and moms have somewhat agreed to fight back. Now my dad has had many debates where it was one on 2-5 and loved it, and since he's been prove right over the years nobody debates with him anymore they just do drive bys on my moms.

We've decided to take the gloves off when necessary and have decided to say respectfully; "Fuck it, fuck your retard opinions and here's why....."

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:03 AM (nDcc3)

476 The Norks' nuclear capabilities are rather suspect. Last I knew there was still quite a bit of debate whether many of their underground tests were actual nukes or just massive conventional explosives massed together.
Posted by: Sjg
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I wouldn't count on that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 01:04 AM (ZO497)

477 I'll give you a great example. " Voter ID is a Republican idea to disenfranchise black people ". The only way you can make that argument is if you think black people are either too stupid or too lazy to do something as simple as getting a free ID. And I can tell you from overhearing conversations between liberals that both of those ideas are in play.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 01:04 AM (iJGd7)

478 It's the Tridumm!

https://youtu.be/Xodmq85XV5k

https://youtu.be/4Tdrnql3Vc0?list=PLCINGqE4kNhG_0OniZfQEt0_8k5SVfOXN

https://youtu.be/FOwRW8ee4S8

--And if you don't like classical music then bite me. Until Easter.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 01:05 AM (GsAUU)

479 469 The Norks' nuclear capabilities are rather suspect. Last I knew there was still quite a bit of debate whether many of their underground tests were actual nukes or just massive conventional explosives massed together.
Posted by: Sjg at April 14, 2017 12:57 AM (eNUG5)


I've also heard speculation that some of their nuke tests were fizzles.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at April 14, 2017 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

480 Re if they really have nukes. They called them "hydrogen bombs", and that was surely a lie, it was some fission device, not a thermonuke. They are not that advanced yet.

But we know for sure. They have some highly classified "isotope sniffers" that can pretty much pin down exactly what it was. Nuclear explosions, that is the kind of thing one makes nuclear bomb out of have some pretty unique properties. It's not just the isotopes, but things like the radiation flash, gamma ray burst and all that that has a distinctive signature.

And much of it classified, and there is a lot more our guys know than is in the public domain by a long shot.

So, we the public can't be sure, but "they" do know exactly what the Norks have. At least what they've lit off.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 01:08 AM (aKqWT)

481 Emmie - I enjoyed it too, it was a relief in a way.

Mike - Prager is no racist and no dummy. Without knowing Prager's thoughts on this I truly blame the racist/segregationists for that thought that shit was sweet until de-segregation. I say this because are there differences? Sure, but, so what? People are people and if you get to know enough you end up realizing every race has shitty parts to it and we're basically all the same. Assuming the values match.

Miley - I appreciate your input as well and yes liberal by reflex are butthurt. I also appreciate the respect, I'm not that brave.

Yet.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:09 AM (nDcc3)

482 Ugh. Today a co-worker was talking about how we need single payer healthcare to keep costs down. I told her costs would go up because it would interfere with market forces that would keep costs low.

She thinks high CEO pay means for-profit health insurance is gouging people. I bet non-profit CEOs are paid pretty well. I wonder if there's a way to find out certain people's true compensation.

I'm pretty sure she is basing her beliefs on bad info. I learn so much here at AoS but can't find the info again when I need it.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:09 AM (xVuS6)

483 We've decided to take the gloves off when necessary and have decided to say respectfully; "Fuck it, fuck your retard opinions and here's why....."
Posted by: thathalfrican
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That's why I no longer blithely accept "Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree about this". I reject that immediately, pointing out that for me to "agree to disagree" tacitly suggests that they may have a valid point, when they don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 01:10 AM (ZO497)

484 Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 01:04 AM (iJGd7)

Say what you want about black liberals but the very idea that they're too DUMB/INCOMPETENT to figure how to get a fucking idea is offensive.

Ami Horowitz - watch out the Jewooz are here! - debunked this leftists bullshit talking point HARD.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:11 AM (nDcc3)

485 Mike - I never thought of it like that, just the fact of saying "we'll agree to disagree" means we think the other side has a valid point.

Great thought man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:13 AM (nDcc3)

486 Thathalfrican, it seems to me that race relations are pricklier now than they were in the 70s and 80s. Does it seem that way to you?

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:14 AM (xVuS6)

487 Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:09 AM (xVuS6)

Juxtapose free market ideas with hers. She loses 10/10

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:14 AM (nDcc3)

488 Great thought man.
Posted by: thathalfrican
------------

Blind hog, acorn. It happens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 14, 2017 01:15 AM (ZO497)

489 Um... before I fade away for the night....which will be soon...

If you click my nic, it takes you to the table of contents of Jerusalem Report, from 2013 - a sort-of steampunk cartoon look at Easter week, if there had been Liberal Media, cell phones, and social networks 2000 years ago.

Note: Loose on the scriptural adherence, although - I hope - reverently respectful nonetheless (but, those with a combination of Biblical Inerrancy Doctrine Indignation and no leeway-granting sense of humor maybe ought not click).

Sorry for the self-plugola, but, it's that time of year, so when else would I mention it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - love is love and not fade away at April 14, 2017 01:16 AM (tBimT)

490 hathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:55 AM (nDcc3)

I think you're cool. Just keep it rational but impassioned, reasoned but emotional.

Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2017 01:17 AM (QCc6B)

491 Emmie - It does and doesn't. In my immediate relations I can without question say; no.

Broader terms? Between BLM and this phony ALT - REICH(GET IT?!?!!?) thing going on, it's pretty fucked.

In my day to day living, I see no difference. In national coverage I see an unbridgeable gap which leads me to further believe ALL this fucking BULLSHIT is made up and endorsed by the Left, piss be upon them.

Also of note; I'm not a millennial

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:18 AM (nDcc3)

492 In most of 'Murica it's Good Friday.

Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/QSv7SkXmhFI?t=33s

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 01:19 AM (GsAUU)

493 non-profits have to disclose their balance sheets and officer salaries...

http://www.guidestar.org/Home.aspx/

just create an account and surf away.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 01:20 AM (S/nG5)

494 Thathalfrican, I suspect you may never change the mind of the person you are debating, but if you have an audience, there may be someone in it who will realize you made a good point and perhaps see the light.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:20 AM (xVuS6)

495 Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2017 01:17 AM (QCc6B)

I appreciate it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:21 AM (nDcc3)

496 redc1c4, see, the Horde is awesome! A veritable fount of knowledge and wisdom!

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:21 AM (xVuS6)

497 Thanks Emmie

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:21 AM (nDcc3)

498 hathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:55 AM (nDcc3)


I think you're cool. Just keep it rational but impassioned, reasoned but emotional.
Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2017 01:17 AM (QCc6B)

---
and, if anyone complains, just scream "RACIST!!!!1!" until they back off and apologize.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 01:22 AM (S/nG5)

499 thathalfrican: We've decided to take the gloves off when necessary...

While I may not engage with the relations (out of respect to the hosts of family gatherings), our daughter (30ish, cute, available) has made great inroads in the minds of her cousins and contemporaries by simply sticking to the technique of asking questions and presenting simplified but representative facts and logic.

It's like Reagan said, it's not that they don't know anything - it's that so much of what they do know is wrong. And if you can find the lever to flip them on one thing...

Posted by: mindful webworker - but then... at April 14, 2017 01:23 AM (tBimT)

500 redc, if I have to I'll play that card like a wild card!!!

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:23 AM (nDcc3)

501 i am a veritable anti-personnel mine of useless information

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 01:24 AM (S/nG5)

502 mindful - I agree largely with what you've said but what if simple questions and facts aren't addressed and answered? Then what?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 01:25 AM (nDcc3)

503 Bah. Ducks win. I like the way Calgary played, however. One brain fart on a change that gave Anaheim a 3 on 0 rush to the goal, but other than that I thought they generally outplayed the Ducks. We'll see how Saturday goes.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 01:26 AM (iJGd7)

504 Emmie: I learn so much here at AoS but can't find the info again when I need it.

I hear ya. I have often thought there ought to be a "best of AoSHQ" blog where prime points, references, and other good thinking would be in a solid, searchable database. But, then, who would decide what is "best." Some dude would upvote all the kbdabear compliance pix....

Posted by: mindful webworker - NTTAWWT at April 14, 2017 01:26 AM (tBimT)

505 All your organ are belong to us.

Posted by: Vox at April 14, 2017 01:26 AM (ufi/n)

506 part of me wants to go prowl open source info on Inmun Gun artillery...
the rest of me knows i'm tired, don't feel well and need to sleep.

i wonder who's going to win?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 01:28 AM (S/nG5)

507 Some dude would upvote all the kbdabear compliance pix....

Just on Thursdays.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2017 01:28 AM (IcT7t)

508 It's like Reagan said, it's not that they don't know anything - it's that so much of what they do know is wrong. And if you can find the lever to flip them on one thing...

Posted by: mindful webworker - but then... at April 14, 2017 01:23 AM (tBimT)

And the problem with the wrong things they know is that they've been driven in quite firmly by our maleducation system. I do agree that asking the right questions and fostering a skeptical mind is the best approach. Get a person to question the authorities they trust, and they will do the rest of the work of conversion for you.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 14, 2017 01:28 AM (J+mig)

509 499 our daughter (30ish, cute, available) has made great inroads in the minds of her cousins and contemporaries by simply sticking to the technique of asking questions and presenting simplified but representative facts and logic.

It's like Reagan said, it's not that they don't know anything - it's that so much of what they do know is wrong. And if you can find the lever to flip them on one thing...
Posted by: mindful webworker - but then... at April 14, 2017 01:23 AM (tBimT)


Wish that worked with our relatives. When one brought up "equal pay for equal work" I said it's amazing that any man could find a job if women were 21% cheaper to employ. Made absolutely no impact.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:30 AM (xVuS6)

510 Yep, Mindful. I just know that I learned here something about compliance costs being 45% higher now since OCare, but now can't access the details or the source.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:33 AM (xVuS6)

511 Emmie #494: Thathalfrican, I suspect you may never change the mind of the person you are debating, but if you have an audience, there may be someone in it who will realize you made a good point and perhaps see the light.

I first learned this from experience debating folks on forums on CompuServe, practically pre-Web. I wouldn't make any headway with my debate "opponent," but I would get all kinds of emails from folks, too wary of the heat to get in the kitchen themselves, understandably, but appreciative of whatever point I was making.

It's not about persuading the Other Side, but the un-de-sided.

Posted by: mindful webworker - NTTAWWT at April 14, 2017 01:35 AM (tBimT)

512 I hear ya. I have often thought there ought to be a "best of AoSHQ" blog
where prime points, references, and other good thinking would be in a
solid, searchable database.


Just google this site and "fundamental concepts"

Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 01:37 AM (iJGd7)

513 >>>It's actually a dove. Calling it a chicken church is rampant speciesism at its worst.

They could fit more people inside of a whale.

Posted by: Jonah at April 14, 2017 01:39 AM (vRcUp)

514
It's not about persuading the Other Side, but the un-de-sided.
Posted by: mindful webworker - NTTAWWT at April 14, 2017 01:35 AM (tBimT)


Yep.

Another hurdle is when people don't want to even hear things that might challenge their beliefs.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:41 AM (xVuS6)

515
Just google this site and "fundamental concepts"
Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 01:37 AM (iJGd7)


Those were awesome, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:43 AM (xVuS6)

516 mdrt?

Posted by: dark helmet at April 14, 2017 01:44 AM (E8xjD)

517 thathalfrican: ...but what if simple questions and facts aren't addressed and answered? Then what?

See my #511 about playing to the onlookers.

This thread seems to be warming up just as I'm cooling down. Much as I would like to continue participating, I'm about participated out.

And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.

And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.


Happy happies, Hordelings. See you ... tomorrow?

Posted by: mindful webworker - NTTAWWT at April 14, 2017 01:44 AM (tBimT)

518 Well, looks like I'm putting y'all to sleep.

Goodnight, beloved Horde!

May the Good Friday sacrifice reveal to you how much God loves you.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 01:45 AM (xVuS6)

519 I do have a question for the white folks of the horde - no, seriously - I debated a co-worker who is a white reflexive liberal and somehow school got brought up. And in front of other white people, some who agreed with me and some not, I said to him; "Why is it always white well off liberals like you, wanna tell us brown/black folk where we can send our kids to school? What? Are you afraid of us or something?"

Was I out of line for that? I've basically started throwing identity politics back in the faces of the left, but I wanna know if I crossed a line.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:37 AM (nDcc3)

++++

There are those on the left who sincerely believe that if you allow money to be taken from the public school system and given to the parents to spend on private schools, that it will lead to a downward spiral of the public schools. They believe that the amount money given via vouchers will be inadequate to pay the tuition at a quality private school, so that what will happen is that the poor will still be stuck in the public schools, but the better off will use the money to subsidize their choice of better schools.

Leftist view: school choice ends up being a handout for the middle-class and the rich, while making public schools worse, where the poor kids are stuck.

So, was your argument fair? It depends on who you were arguing with. If it was someone who always assumes that the right is operating in bad faith, why not give them the same back? Assume that they too are motivated by ulterior motives and not honestly trying to come up with the best outcome. And of course, it depends on your relationship with the lefty. If they are someone you want to be on good terms with, them using arguments that they think are below the belt is going to put a strain on your relationship.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 01:45 AM (R+30W)

520 * back in briefly to say *

WeirdDave, since you seem to still be here...

Nice ONT. Actually went through it with Milady tonight. Imagine! ONT as couples entertainment! But, really.

"...brought to you by helping hands" cracked us up.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a shadow of his former self at April 14, 2017 01:47 AM (tBimT)

521 Guy donates a kidney to a complete stranger because he only needs one and it will save a life. Truly a selfless act, and reading the article actually made me consider what he was saying.

Really? Well in that case, I think I made a mistake... would you donate your dick and balls to me? You don't actually need them to survive, so hand 'em over.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 14, 2017 01:47 AM (vRcUp)

522 the left is against school choice because it will mean less $$$ collected in union dues to pay for campaign donations to Demonrats.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 01:49 AM (S/nG5)

523 fun fact: the tunnels we dropped the MOAB on today were built by the CIA...

https://goo.gl/6ClYtF

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 14, 2017 01:50 AM (6sBpp)

524 522 the left is against school choice because it will mean less $$$ collected in union dues to pay for campaign donations to Demonrats.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 01:49 AM (S/nG5)

++++

There are definitely those who have those motivations. But, there are also those who have the motivations I described.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 01:51 AM (R+30W)

525 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2017 01:52 AM (IcT7t)

526 Thanks mindful webworker. I was watching the Flames game, but now I think it's bedtime. G'nite all, don't break my ONT please.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 01:57 AM (iJGd7)

527 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 01:51 AM (R+30W)


i was just coming up with a "bad faith" counter-argument for propaganda purposes.

they don't have to be true, per se, just believable.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 02:00 AM (S/nG5)

528 I'm probably one of two conservatives in my office and everyone knows it. Sometimes the avowed liberals hunt me down to try their arguments on me. Mostly it ends with them saying "I didn't know that." and scurrying off to check my facts never to return on that subject but there are a couple with real knowledge and enough integrity to admit when they are wrong as do I. I seriously enjoy debating with them because it strengthens my arguments. Then there are others who are just to dumb to get it. I've had a guy say "Well everyone's entitled to their own facts." and another say Sarah Palin is so stupid for saying she could see Russia from her house. It didn't even phase him to learn it was from a SNL skit. Another told me that Timothy McVeigh was a Christian Terrorist (wrong he was agnostic). When the subject comes to gayness I do like to point out that the late Fred "God hates Fags" Phelps was a lifelong Democrat and Darth Cheney was pro gay marriage years before Obama came out on the subject.



Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 14, 2017 02:01 AM (j1Wvr)

529 G'nite all, don't break my ONT please.
---
somebody hold my beer!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 02:01 AM (S/nG5)

530 But, there are also those who have the motivations I described. Some few, I'll grant, but they are easily disproven. I provide a quality private school education for my child for less than half the annual per pupil spending in the Baltimore City school system. Give everyone vouchers for half of that, with the other half going to the schools, and the kids could get a good education and per pupil funding would increase dramatically for public schools.

It's late, I'm tired and you'd probably wind up with a different percent if you implemented it, but even at 2/3 or 3/4 the point still stands.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 14, 2017 02:02 AM (iJGd7)

531 The "Chicken Church" on Google Earth? Sure, no problem: "Bukit Rhema Gereja Ayam" is the search term to enter.

Posted by: goon at April 14, 2017 02:05 AM (EaQ6/)

532 Country Boy - What's up my dude?


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:29 AM (nDcc3)

Hey young man!!

Not much new other than still stuck on graveyard shift. Was gonna apply for a job tomorrow with lots of potential, but I keep forgetting it's Good Friday, so they may not be open (it's a school). So if not then, then Monday. Will be on graveyard a couple more weeks (blech).

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 14, 2017 02:09 AM (D2vc1)

533 >>>Seems scientists have developed a sausage that delivers itself to the hungry customer.

Sushi! Yum.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 14, 2017 02:09 AM (vRcUp)

534 When the subject comes to gayness I do like to point out that the late Fred "God hates Fags" Phelps was a lifelong Democrat and Darth Cheney was pro gay marriage years before Obama came out on the subject.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead


If he said that, he should have his Olympic medals taken away.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2017 02:15 AM (vRcUp)

535 the Z monster is winning...

i'm for the couch.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2017 02:17 AM (S/nG5)

536 423 I read over that Stratfor article. This is the kind of thing I just love:

"Although North Korea could technically open fire on South Korea with all
of its artillery systems at once, this would open Pyongyang up to
significant counter-battery fire and airstrikes that could rapidly
reduce the artillery force it has so painstakingly built up. Instead, as
other studies have shown, only a portion of North Korean artillery
would be used at a time."

Studies have shown that the Norks would not use of all their artillery at once. Studies have shown what they will do.

It seems to be me that's exactly what the little fuckers would do. They know they're dead if the balloon goes up. They cannot survive against us. So, they're dead anyway, so what the fuck do they care about rational military strategy.

If it starts, launch everything and kill as many people and do as much damage to South Korea as possible before you get taken out.


Posted by: publius


It would be difficult to get a significant sized arty unit in position without being detected. ROK MLRS wuld have the grids of the NORK firing batteries.

I'd imagine pallets of 122mm and 152mm ammo being delivered would be seen as a request for ROK ICM.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 14, 2017 02:18 AM (di1hb)

537 Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 14, 2017 12:53 AM (nDcc3)

And if by chance you're still here, NO you were not out of line, at all. Throw it back in their face at every opportunity. Good for you.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 14, 2017 02:18 AM (D2vc1)

538 The idea that blacks can't get a photo ID should be dispelled thoroughly. It's ugly and ignorant, and you do society credit if you smite them so hard that they cry in front of ten coworkers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 14, 2017 02:20 AM (VdICR)

539 Darth Cheney was pro gay marriage years before Obama came out on the subject.

His wife wrote lesbo porn, and his daughter was homosexual. If your "ethics" are determined along family lines, you're no different from the families of thugs like Michael Brown's, who consider him to be a "victim" merely because he is a part of your family.

Posted by: Che Ney at April 14, 2017 02:21 AM (vRcUp)

540 let your freak flag fly!

Posted by: oops! at April 14, 2017 02:36 AM (E8xjD)

541 Rude comment about kidney donation: I've had to do the preoperative assessment for prospective donors. On occasion I've seen a grown daughter wanting to donate to her obese, smoking mother who has had years of uncontrolled diabetes and hypertension.

Daughter has young kids.

Mother who wants the kidney has done jack squat to make sure that the next kidney won't fail from the same stupid bullshit that her own God-given pair failed from.

If it were up to me I'd say -"No. You have young kids who depend upon you. Your mom isn't using her time to do anything positive for her health. She can sit on dialysis."

Not saying all kidney failure is self-inflicted.

Just noting that at least some of it pretty clearly is.

Posted by: Jade Sea at April 14, 2017 03:19 AM (QzGX6)

542 mr sotero has now been in Tahiti for a full month. Is it safe to say he is now a fugitive? From what exactly?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 03:46 AM (d76uN)

543 If only this is true. I can find no independent confirmation and this "mirrorspectrum" doesn't look like a real nooz site.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/krz8a5n

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 04:02 AM (d76uN)

544 Good morning horde

Should have had off work today but have to go see if I can change something I did months ago. Late start at least.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2017 05:03 AM (Ot7+c)

545 If only this is true. I can find no independent confirmation and this "mirrorspectrum" doesn't look like a real nooz site.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/krz8a5n

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 04:02 AM (d76uN)
**************************
I think I've found the confirmation you are looking for. DOJ

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l55fv5t
State Department Employee Arrested and Charged With Concealing Extensive Contacts With Foreign Agents

Interesting that the date is March 29, MSM strikes again.

Posted by: gNewt at April 14, 2017 05:36 AM (nQgMQ)

546 Posted by: gNewt at April 14, 2017 05:36 AM (nQgMQ)

I would say that is total confirmation. No surprise that msm hasn't covered it, is it?

Thanks gNewt.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 05:43 AM (d76uN)

547 Would also say that this is link worthy for J.J.'s morning report. This would be the first sotero hack know to go down.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 05:44 AM (d76uN)

548 clinton, bush, and sotero. Deep state none the less.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 05:53 AM (d76uN)

549 If it's already tomorrow in North Korea, and no bomb was detonated today, does that mean Little Kim was just talking trash?

Posted by: Chilling the most at April 14, 2017 05:59 AM (Cl52v)

550 This would be the first sotero hack know to go down.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 05:44 AM (d76uN)


I call 'phrasing!' on that, considering Soetoro's LGBT hires.

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2017 06:05 AM (zlQMj)

551 Is it just me, or do other just go to Hot Gas to see articles they shouldn't bother reading?

Posted by: Bayou City at April 14, 2017 06:06 AM (cWAlb)

552 Wonder how many Airborne Troops the chicoms could scrape up on short notice? Enough to make dong ding kim nervous?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:06 AM (d76uN)

553 Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2017 06:05 AM (zlQMj)

Yeah, I could of phrased that better. Let's say the first sotero hack to have a 59 page indictment unsealed to the public.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:08 AM (d76uN)

554 Been reading through it. The names of the co conspirators are redacted but I'm gonna say that co conspirator A has got to be a daughter.

Keep that spy bidness in da family.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:10 AM (d76uN)

555 Is it just me, or do other just go to Hot Gas to see articles they shouldn't bother reading?

Posted by: Bayou City at April 14, 2017 06:06 AM (cWAlb)


Sometimes TepidAir gives me a series of error boxes which forces me to close the tab. I don't bother going to that site anymore. Twitchy does the same thing. Only two sites that it happens with (that I visit).

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2017 06:15 AM (zlQMj)

556 Keep that spy bidness in da family.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:10 AM (d76uN)


So the Walkers were not a warning but a how-to manual?

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2017 06:18 AM (zlQMj)

557 So the Walkers were not a warning but a how-to manual?

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2017 06:18 AM (zlQMj)

Sort of. If you are a spy and taking money, I guess family would be less likely to talk as long as the wealth is being shared.

Haven't got to the point where the indictment states where she got tripped up. Still on the timeline of contacts with the chicoms.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:21 AM (d76uN)

558 RickZ,

Like right now, those "people" link to a piece with this title:

"Babies As Young As 6 Months Old Show Racial Bias"

What kind of idiot posts a link to an article posted by other idiots? I swear, ever since Roger Simon stepped down from pjmedia, they are just as bad. I will admit to still going there, but only to read Wretcherd. he's the only sane voice left.


Posted by: Bayou City at April 14, 2017 06:23 AM (cWAlb)

559 Looks like mz. claiborne is another goober'mint official that didn't like paying taxes.

Was forced to pay over $9K in interest, penalties, and back taxes in 2011.

Yay! Your goober'mint at work!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:28 AM (d76uN)

560 Sock on

I don't have any issues getting Hotair up, I go to see the links and yes often its a view I'm not agreeing with, .

Well off to work, either its a easy fix I have to do or will have to destroy it to save it.

Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at April 14, 2017 06:29 AM (Ot7+c)

561 In my proposed feminist liturgical calendar, today commemorates my loss last November, and Sunday celebrates my victory in 2020.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 14, 2017 06:30 AM (ufi/n)

562 For President Hillary omnipotent reigneth!

Hill-alujah! Hill-alujah! Hill-alujah! Hill-alujah!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 14, 2017 06:33 AM (ufi/n)

563 Hmmm.... not a daughter. CC A is male going to a fashion design school.

This indictment could be made into a soap opera. I'm thinking the ratings would be pretty good.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:33 AM (d76uN)

564 Like coins dropping through the counting machine, these are the days of our spies.

Stay tuned for more wacky adventures from mz. claiborne and CC A.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 14, 2017 06:37 AM (d76uN)

565 Just stopped in and it seems everybody left or fell asleep.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 06:46 AM (uKRys)

566 Just stopped in and it seems everybody left or fell asleep.


Posted by: Infidel

Nope. 4 minutes to JJ. Gotta save out bestest stuff for the Morning Report.

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2017 06:48 AM (k0vjy)

567 Ah. Thanks, Been a while since I was up this early.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 06:50 AM (uKRys)

568 JJ is up!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2017 06:54 AM (k0vjy)

569 Hot girls tend to be worse in bed.
Watch the hip sway of most hot girls, they move like they've never been fucked until they explode.

The problem is, most guys are afraid of approaching really really hot girls. I wish it wasn't true, but it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2017 10:29 AM (xJa6I)

570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJpzpd-8us

Posted by: MichaelRT at April 14, 2017 11:41 AM (JeAp+)

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