Mid-Morning Open Thread

The Card Players
Paul Cézanne

This is the first version of a recurrent theme, and I like it the most. It's pretty small too, about 25"x32", but it's a small and intimate scene, so I guess the size fits. And the pipe rack on the wall is odd, and oddly endearing.

[addendum] Commenter YupYupYo tells us that those are public pipes, to be returned after use. They are made of clay, and the user is to ~~bite~~ break off the soggy portion, leaving a fresh, dry pipe for the next user. [That's faintly disgusting]

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM

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1 St

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 09:37 AM (kTF2Z)

2 i agree....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 12, 2017 09:38 AM (0O7c5)

3 Maria Bartiromo has very puffy lips

Posted by: McCool at April 12, 2017 09:38 AM (sZaoP)

4 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (kTF2Z)

5 I want to see two variations of this:

1) the card players are dogs
2) they're playing D&D

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (/rBe4)

6
J Geils is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (pQ2gp)

7
I shall rename this painting "Sorting Stems and Seeds"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

8 25" x 32"?

I've got just the spot for it.

Posted by: jwest at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (Zs4uk)

9 Why would you nail your pipes to the wall?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (kTF2Z)

10
I can name just one J Geils song.

Love Stinks

and Centerfold.

Okay, that's 2.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 12, 2017 09:40 AM (pQ2gp)

11 Oh, I've seen this one in a museum. Now I have to remember where...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 09:40 AM (NOIQH)

12 "Got any twos?"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:40 AM (wPiJc)

13
9 Why would you nail your pipes to the wall?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 09:39 AM (kTF2Z)

Werd. That's just plumb loco.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 09:41 AM (XWkhW)

14 Nice homey little scene of four homies.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 09:41 AM (hLRSq)

15 Maria Bartiromo has very puffy lips

Now is this a coded call for Maqui insurrection or just a statement of the painfully obvious?

Posted by: JEM at April 12, 2017 09:41 AM (TppKb)

16 Met, Lizzy, I think.

I like this one. This may sound funny, but I like the colors on the wall.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2017 09:41 AM (sBOL1)

17 >>I can name just one J Geils song.

Freeze Frame (stuck in my head after played it on the news)

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (NOIQH)

18 I like it. I'm a bit iffy on Cezanne but he's more restrained in technique here and it's nice. I like the pipe rack, it shows this is a house that's lived in.

Daily Mail settled with Melania.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (mf5HN)

19
Dood on the right could hide a whole sniper platoon under that blue coat, and still have room for a basket of kittehs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (XWkhW)

20 I wonder if they share the pipes. And where's the booze?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

21 This picture just shows what a hack Cezanne was.

He obviously copied the much superior work featuring dogs playing cards, changing the players to humans to avoid copyright infringement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_Playing_Poker

If you compare the two works, you will see just how inferior and derivative Cezanne's version was.

Posted by: Sweet Lou at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (4DuI9)

22 Kemps!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (FqgrG)

23 bunch of shiftless swindlers right there.

Posted by: chavez the hugp at April 12, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU)

24 In an announcement that will no doubt come as good news for many, I hereby refuse to write another limerick until that giraffe springs forth fully formed, like Athena from the head of Zeus!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

25 Wild Bill's last hand?

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (x9c8r)

26 When the guy on the background puffs, the guy sitting by the wall has a straight or better.

Posted by: JEM at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (TppKb)

27 3 Maria Bartiromo has very puffy lips
Posted by: McCool at April 12, 2017 09:38 AM (sZaoP)

And thank God for that.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (RD7QR)

28 Guy with the big coat has extra cards stashed.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (QM5S2)

29 The sniper is not in this picture. He is approximately 250 yds. to the East, on a hill, waiting for the guy in blue to move.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (6gk0M)

30 Daily Mail settled with Melania.
________________

And it reportedly cost them $3 million in damages, plus her costs.

They were lucky it wasn't more.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (riF5p)

31 All 4 are Snipers. Taking a card playing break before heading off to the airport to provide some UA "customer service".

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (d76uN)

32 24 In an announcement that will no doubt come as good news for many, I hereby refuse to write another limerick until that giraffe springs forth fully formed, like Athena from the head of Zeus!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

First we have to find a Greek god with a big enough head!

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

33
CBD, a word, if you please.

Posted by: dogs playing poker (on black velvet) at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (v1g1+)

34 Musta Got Lost

House Party

Whammer Jammer

Where Did Our Love Go?

Give It To Me

Looking For A Love

Detroit Breakdown

There are lots of great J Geils Band songs.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

35
24 In an announcement that will no doubt come as good news for many, I hereby refuse to write another limerick until that giraffe springs forth fully formed, like Athena from the head of Zeus!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

Pfffft! A real man would pledge to only comment in iambic pentameter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (XWkhW)

36 Joncelli, I was wondering the same thing--no room for booze on that table, or sammiches. Perhaps they're on a sideboard...

Posted by: fly gal at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (ZI7sV)

37 The guy in the blue 'coat' seems like he's full without even a spot for a wafer thin mint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (QDvfw)

38 That tiny table, they'll be banging knees all night...and sneaking peeks

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (h/uSM)

39 I think it was a special Cezanne exhibit? Foundthis in my Bing search:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/65546/
15-things-you-should-know-about-cezannes-card-players

#15: It inspired Dogs Playing Poker

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (NOIQH)

40 Jorg has a house where he is entertaining three guests who are playing Old Maid. His pipe rack holds four pipes; Jorg is smoking a pipe and kibbutzing, and one of his guests, Quim, has laid his pipe on the table. The other two men are not smoking, but we do not know if they are pipe-smokers.

How many of Jorg's guests had to be murdered and eaten to explain the presence of four unsmoked, racked pipes?

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (Bdeb0)

41 In an announcement that will no doubt come as good news for many, I hereby refuse to write another limerick until that giraffe springs forth fully formed, like Athena from the head of Zeus!
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That's it. We need to petition that zoo for a pitocin drip or a C-section. What would this place be without Muldoon's limericks?

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (sBOL1)

42 That is one smokin' rack!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 09:46 AM (h/uSM)

43 Look at the draperies and matching-style coat. They're ghey. uhh, I mean what Uranian Inversion this is!

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 09:46 AM (SsblQ)

44 Maria Bartiromo is a hag with bags under her eyes large enough, (after makeup), to take home a week's worth of groceries.

They'd need three tubs of spackle and mud to cover-up her drunken evenings.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (6gk0M)

45 Four guys.

Six pipes.

Do the math.

Two extra pipes for the snipers?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (4AVeu)

46 There are lots of great J Geils Band songs.
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JackStraw, all that and you didn't even mention Centerfold? What kind of a Moron are you?

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (sBOL1)

47
...springs forth fully formed, like Athena from the head of Zeus!

And to think there are "guys" who want to "transition" and take on that task -- give it a little more thought, dudes!

Posted by: Zeus, spokesdeity for Advil(TM) at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (v1g1+)

48 Three's Company. So who's the douchebag with the pipe?

Posted by: Cézanne Sommers at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (vRcUp)

49 Oh Daily Mail, I do heart you so.

Here's the apology. I love the picture they chose to accompany it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/article-4404142/Melania-Trump-Apology.html

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (mf5HN)

50 >>They'd need three tubs of spackle to cover-up her drunken evenings. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (6gk0M)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)

51
44 Maria Bartiromo is a hag with bags under her eyes large enough, (after makeup), to take home a week's worth of groceries.

They'd need three tubs of spackle and mud to cover-up her drunken evenings.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (6gk0M)

So you're saying you'd hit it, hmmmm?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 09:48 AM (XWkhW)

52
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 09:45 AM (Bdeb0)

*****

Nicely done!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:48 AM (wPiJc)

53 The guy in the back is the signaller.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 09:48 AM (JZdsf)

54 >>JackStraw, all that and you didn't even mention Centerfold? What kind of a Moron are you?

Oddly, that was never one of my favorites. I liked them more when they weren't as commercially oriented.

In their prime, they were a ton of fan bar band.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 09:48 AM (/tuJf)

55 Finish the f'n painting so i can get back in the game Paul!

Posted by: standing guy at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (h/uSM)

56 Better than Rothko, but too cartoony.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (vRcUp)

57 Cezanne did a lot of paintings where he does the same subject over and over over several years. They become an interesting study into the development of his style. Another example of this would be his studies of Mont Ste. Victoire near his hometown. He paints it from several different angles over several years and you see the desolution of subject into an examination of space and color.

Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (nwqNw)

58 Those are clay pipes in the wall. They were for public use and whenever someone was finished they were supposed to bite the end off--leaving a "dry" end for the next customer.

Posted by: YupYupYo at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (b8r6P)

59 45
Four guys.

Six pipes.

Do the math.

Two extra pipes for the snipers?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (4AVeu)
they're "pipe" smokers....iykwim

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (0O7c5)

60 Of course I'd hit it, but It would be the first time I put something in a butt.

...because she's awful.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (6gk0M)

61 Pallas Athene springing forth fully formed and fully armed from the forehead of Zeus, a malady that take two aspirin and call Hermes in the morning did not solve.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (QDvfw)

62
Uba Guba is mort?

Uba Guba with the big green teeth?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 12, 2017 09:50 AM (pQ2gp)

63 Since poker chips hadn't been invented yet, in Cezanne's time it was common to play for pipes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 09:51 AM (JZdsf)

64 I don't see any trees...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 09:51 AM (/prE6)

65 No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny! We use Wesley Pipes.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 09:51 AM (VuJJJ)

66 There once was a poet, Muldoon
Who wanted a delivery soon;
A giraffe girl was pending
So Muldoon, he was sending
A request for a vacant womb!

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 12, 2017 09:51 AM (RD7QR)

67 Gotcha covered, Muldoon.

A moron refuses to write,
Any limericks by day or by night,
Until such a time,
As a giraffe babe does climb,
From the womb to the internet spotlight.

Posted by: Spontaneous Human Combustion Victims Association at April 12, 2017 09:51 AM (vfC/C)

68 Richard Nixon: The Early Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 09:51 AM (JZdsf)

69 The situation is most sublime,
It seems the blog has run out of time.
Get the giraffe in motion,
It seems that pitocin is the potion.
Or nevermore will Muldoon rhyme!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 09:52 AM (kTF2Z)

70 Posted by: dogs playing poker (on black velvet) at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (v1g1+)

That's the Tribonacci sequence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 09:52 AM (rF0hx)

71 Who needs PronHub when the staid old biddy the Beeb shows pron?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k3xkdcb

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:52 AM (QDvfw)

72 Change those pipes for a bong and this scene could be the Democrat caucus in the Colorado state legislature.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)

73 They're all a bunch of baseball card collectors. The guy in blue is trying to screw the others out of a few dollars.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (6gk0M)

74 I can hear my mom now talking to these guys.

'Take off your coat and stay awhile....'

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (c80mr)

75 j giles is dead but steve from blue's clues is ALIVE

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (0O7c5)

76 dude in the hat is cheating

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (c6/9Q)

77 I saw this, or at least a similar one in theme, on a billboard outside the Barnes Foundation this past weekend.

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (7HtZB)

78
61 Pallas Athene springing forth fully formed and fully armed from the forehead of Zeus, a malady that take two aspirin and call Hermes in the morning did not solve.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (QDvfw)

Don't be Hephaestus, take a moment to think before using that aspirin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 09:54 AM (XWkhW)

79 75 j giles is dead but steve from blue's clues is ALIVE
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (0O7c5)

===============

My 3 year old has suddenly gotten into Blue's Clues.

It's awful...The shows are designed to be exactly the same in structure from one episode to the next.

I think I may hate it more than Curious George...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 09:54 AM (/prE6)

80 Jorg has a house where he is entertaining three guests who are playing Old Maid. His pipe rack holds four pipes; Jorg is smoking a pipe and kibbutzing, and one of his guests, Quim, has laid his pipe on the table. The other two men are not smoking, but we do not know if they are pipe-smokers.

How many of Jorg's guests had to be murdered and eaten to explain the presence of four unsmoked, racked pipes?
Posted by: General Zod

All of them. United needs four more seats. So, all of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 09:54 AM (z8tEv)

81 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:52 AM (QDvfw)

That gonna be on PBS? eventually?

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2017 09:55 AM (x9c8r)

82 TJM, keep your kid away from that purple prince of Triassic Hades....

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:55 AM (QDvfw)

83 A gaggle of hobo pelts in their natural environment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 09:56 AM (GX63o)

84 82 TJM, keep your kid away from that purple prince of Triassic Hades....
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:55 AM (QDvfw)

================

My wife put on Barney for about 2 minutes before she shut it off out of sheer annoyance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 09:56 AM (/prE6)

85
76 dude in the hat is cheating

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 09:53 AM (c6/9Q)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL WEARING HATS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2017 09:56 AM (XWkhW)

86 The chair on the left is giving me vertigo......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 12, 2017 09:56 AM (jjaLl)

87
From the site with the larger version of this painting --

The Metropolitan's picture was followed by a version twice its size, which includes the additional figure of a standing child at right (Barnes Foundation, Philadelphia). In the last three compositions, Cezanne continuously pared away details, focusing on just a pair of card players.

"Pared away", down to a pair of card players? Sniper(s) present status: confirmed

Posted by: 'rons know 'the real story' at April 12, 2017 09:56 AM (v1g1+)

88 Oh Danny Boy, the pipes,
the pipes are calling.

Posted by: standing guy at April 12, 2017 09:57 AM (h/uSM)

89 Cezanne was able to see the future. These are three guys using their I-Phones.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2017 09:57 AM (4AVeu)

90 If you mention Cezanne, I'm obliged to link in the song on YouTube: https://youtu.be/nXy8omPfd_E

Le p�re du cubisme! His ouvre's in the Louvre!

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck, MD at April 12, 2017 09:57 AM (UfqKz)

91 Heading up to Austin today
Never been
Hope to visit the SRV memorial.

Flyin back to Jersey tonite on United . . . should be fun.

Posted by: McCool at April 12, 2017 09:57 AM (sZaoP)

92 Those are clay pipes in the wall. They were for
public use....

Posted by: YupYupYo at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (b8r6P)

I did not know that. Thank you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 09:57 AM (rF0hx)

93 Caijou is the worst children's program in the history of ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (kTF2Z)

94 Guy in the blue frock is Charles DeGaulles' daddy.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (x9c8r)

95 30 Daily Mail settled with Melania.
________________

And it reportedly cost them $3 million in damages, plus her costs.

They were lucky it wasn't more.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2017 09:44 AM (

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Speaking of 3 million, Rolling Stone and the lying scrunt that penned the BS Fraternity Rape hit piece, settled with the UVA Administrator for $3 Million.

The Fraternity lawsuit is next. The UVA Fraternity members suit was thrown out. They are appealing that decision.

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (iT57s)

96 "Hey, this table smells like fish guts! Did you get it from Monday's painting?"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (wPiJc)

97 i hate the guy i the middle since he's manspreading

Posted by: standing guy at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (h/uSM)

98 J. Geils is dead, and yet Larry King lives.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (4AVeu)

99 I think we have come to an agreement that the guy in blue is "up to something".

While he is no sniper, he is certainly considering his form of malfeasance.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (6gk0M)

100 I'm glad we have such capable limerists (is that a word? iPhone doesn't think so) in case Muldoon really does go on strike.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (sBOL1)

101 97 i hate the guy i the middle since he's manspreading
Posted by: standing guy at April 12, 2017 09:58 AM (h/uSM)

=================

"Take him out and burn him!"
-Progressive who hates heretical things, also religion because it's so closed minded

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (/prE6)

102 Random observation after watching coverage of all the recent terror attacks in Europe: Germany, France, and Sweden have all have some ridiculously attractive police women.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (rX06+)

103 Could be "Break Time for Flashers".

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (x9c8r)

104
84 82 TJM, keep your kid away from that purple prince of Triassic Hades....
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 09:55 AM (QDvfw)

================

My wife put on Barney for about 2 minutes before she shut it off out of sheer annoyance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 09:56 AM (/prE6)

"babies' / infants' / toddlers'" television is an unholy locus of suckage -- keep your offspring away from it as much as possible.

Our grandson is a huge fan of going outside and, increasingly, simply wandering around exploring the grounds.

Posted by: ...and yes, he tries to eat dirt at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (v1g1+)

105 Maria Bartiromo has very puffy lips

Posted by: McCool at April 12, 2017 09:38 AM (sZaoP)

She's not wearing a revealing enough top. In the words of Max Bialystok, if you've got it baby flaunt it!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (493sH)

106 BignJames

"Welcome again to pledge week here at PBS. Those of you who agree to pledge $500 will receive on DVD the uncensored complete series of the hit BBC series Versailles."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (QDvfw)

107 Caijou is the worst children's program in the history of ever.
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Word.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (sBOL1)

108 Caijou is the worst children's program in the history of ever.

I've sat through alot of Barney in my day
That there is Geneva convention grade torture

Posted by: McCool at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (sZaoP)

109 102 Random observation after watching coverage of all the recent terror attacks in Europe: Germany, France, and Sweden have all have some ridiculously attractive police women.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (rX06+)

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Maybe they could do with some more unattractive, large, and mean policemen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (/prE6)

110 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

111 102 Random observation after watching coverage of all the recent terror attacks in Europe: Germany, France, and Sweden have all have some ridiculously attractive police women.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (rX06+)

It's nice that they're easy on the eyes but it would be better if they were meh but able to defend themselves.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 12, 2017 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

112 Is notorious RBG still breathing? Or officially senile?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:01 AM (h/uSM)

113 I shall rename this painting- "Whist-ers Brother"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

114 Kibitzing. Kibbutzing is mainly pulling weeds in a vegetable patch.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck, MD at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (UfqKz)

115 No, not a pipe rack. I NEED A COM-PU-TUR!!

Posted by: Johnny Mnemonic at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (66QoU)

116 They're all lumberjacks speaking with heavy Swedish accents. They're not smiling because they can't understand each other.

Plus all they have to eat at camp is lutefisk. Someone will die before the game is over.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (Fmupd)

117 >>My 3 year old has suddenly gotten into Blue's Clues.

Most kids shows are awful! Have you been able to avoid The Wiggles?

HBO's Harold and the Purple Crayon is sweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (NOIQH)

118 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Card puns? I'll pass....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (z8tEv)

119 JamesMadison

my kids loved it...they were devastated when steve "died"i hated caiyu

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (0O7c5)

120 I shall rename this painting- "Wholly Euchre-ist"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

121 112 Is notorious RBG still breathing? Or officially senile?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:01 AM (h/uSM)

Alas, not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

122 57 Cezanne did a lot of paintings where he does the same subject over and over over several years. They become an interesting study into the development of his style. Another example of this would be his studies of Mont Ste. Victoire near his hometown. He paints it from several different angles over several years and you see the desolution of subject into an examination of space and color.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2017 09:49 AM (nwqNw)

Thanks for this!...am off to the googles to look up those studies...

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (oQQwD)

123 Obi-wan Kenobi, "Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg? She's more machine now than mummy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (QDvfw)

124 >>Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

The one on the right looks a bit rummy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (NOIQH)

125 Random observation after watching coverage of all the recent terror attacks in Europe: Germany, France, and Sweden have all have some ridiculously attractive police women.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2017 09:59 AM (rX06+)

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Maybe they could do with some more unattractive, large, and mean policemen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Import some female East German Border Guards.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (z8tEv)

126 Help Wanted: Mean, ugly lesbians needed for community patrols and airport security outreach

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (SsblQ)

127 That is a treacherous image:

ceux qui ne sont pas quatre pipes

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (ii4h0)

128 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Card puns? I'll pass....

---

great, two jokers

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (h/uSM)

129
I did not know that. Thank you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 09:57 AM (rF0hx)

That is why most waste piles with detritus from days past usually have only stubs of the clay pipes -- they had reached the end of their useful life and out they went.

Posted by: lessons from Colonial Williamsburg at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (v1g1+)

130 Looks like they're divvying up the spice at the drug emporium.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (2Mnv1)

131 117 Most kids shows are awful! Have you been able to avoid The Wiggles?

HBO's Harold and the Purple Crayon is sweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (NOIQH)

==================

He's watching a lot less TV now than he used to. Our weird schedule kind of wiped us out all the time and we used the TV as a crutch.

Now that he's in daily daycare, they don't let the kids just watch TV, and he doesn't get a whole lot at home anymore.

Still...aside from the sheer repetition, Blue's Clues ain't terrible. It's just annoying to hear pretty much the same thing over and over again.

He actually probably sees more baseball these days than kid's TV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:05 AM (/prE6)

132 "I shall rename this painting- "Whist-ers Brother""
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

You are certifiably terrible. Without condemnation, you are terrible.

...and I still chuckle at that bullpuckey.

...but you're terrible.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:05 AM (6gk0M)

133 Import some female East German Border Guards.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (z8tEv)

they did. They've all pretty much worn out by now.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:05 AM (ii4h0)

134 I can name just one J Geils song.

Love Stinks

and Centerfold.

Okay, that's 2.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 12, 2017 09:40 AM (pQ2gp)

One Last Kiss.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 12, 2017 10:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

135 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

They're positively flushed with it, though they're playin' it straight.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 12, 2017 10:05 AM (+2NeZ)

136 119 JamesMadison

my kids loved it...they were devastated when steve "died"i hated caiyu
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (0O7c5)

============

He went to college!

When we got past Steve to Joe, the kid would just keep longingly saying "Steve!" whenever Joe episode came on.

It was sort of cute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:05 AM (/prE6)

137 44 Maria Bartiromo is a hag with bags under her eyes large enough, (after makeup), to take home a week's worth of groceries.

They'd need three tubs of spackle and mud to cover-up her drunken evenings.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:47 AM (6gk0M)

Impertinent jackanapes! Meet me at dawn on the field of battle, thou slapscallion! Maria's honor shall be kept pure!

Posted by: Joey Ramone at April 12, 2017 10:06 AM (VuJJJ)

138 >>Maybe they could do with some more unattractive, large, and mean policemen.

No kidding!

As for the attractive one, enjoy the view before they start having to wear hijabs...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 10:06 AM (NOIQH)

139 >>How many of Jorg's guests had to be murdered and eaten to explain the presence of four unsmoked, racked pipes?
Posted by: General Zod

All of them. United needs four more seats. So, all of them. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 09:54 AM (z8tEv)

The answer key at the back of the textbook says "two," but you get credit.

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:06 AM (Bdeb0)

140 United Airlines is upping their game.

http://tinyurl.com/mkzgrhn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:06 AM (Nwg0u)

141 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Card puns? I'll pass....

---

great, two jokers
Posted by: buzzsaw90

Honestly? I just *heart* card puns.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:06 AM (z8tEv)

142 Yeesh, I self-willowed-

Okay, Lifetime Channel give me a call-

I've got the script for your next awesome Lifetime movie.

"Daisy, You'll Never Fly Alone"

Single Mother, Daisy Allwymyn (Valerie Bertinelli) boards her seat on United Airlines.

She chats amiably to the passenger next to her, a sassy Muslim woman in a burka, Aisha Mohammed al Mohammed (Queen Latifa), and they form an unbreakable bond of sisterhood that will be tested to the utmost moments later as-

two musclebound United Airlines thugs inform Daisy that she must leave her seat so that big time millionaire airline pilot, Skybolt Masterson (Michael J. Fox) can fly to Louisville, KY for the Kentucky Derby.

But, Daisy refuses to leave her seat! The thugs explain she must leave because she is a woman and cannot beat two men. Nevertheless, Daisy persists.

And soon, United Airlines is in the fight of their lives.

Hijinks ensue!

You'll laugh! You'll cry! Sassy Islamic woman!

"Daisy, You'll Never Fly Alone is a movie for these trouble times.

Call me, Lifetime.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2017 10:06 AM (9q7Dl)

143 Anyone shared this gem yet?
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

What a nice family, those Clintons.

Posted by: Non-Victim Blamer at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (wx6iv)

144 You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Flounder at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (7HtZB)

145 "I shall rename this painting- "Wholly Euchre-ist""
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

I want to buy you a very expensive drink before I beat you to death.

I'm conflicted, you understand.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (6gk0M)

146 107 Caijou is the worst children's program in the history of ever.
____________________________

He is the epitomy of millennials.

Whining and crying all the time.

Helpless in constant need of parental support.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (4AVeu)

147 Card puns? I'll pass....

great, two jokers
Posted by: buzzsaw90

Honestly? I just *heart* card puns.
Posted by: rickb223

******

Why, I ought to deck you!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

148 "babies' / infants' / toddlers'" television is an unholy locus of suckage -- keep your offspring away from it as much as possible.

One word: TeleTubbies.

*dros mic*

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (VuJJJ)

149 "Daisy, You'll Never Fly Alone is a movie for these trouble times.

Call me, Lifetime.
Posted by: naturalfake

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (z8tEv)

150 146 107 Caijou is the worst children's program in the history of ever.
____________________________

He is the epitomy of millennials.

Whining and crying all the time.

Helpless in constant need of parental support.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (4AVeu)

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I think Dolley tried to get Jr. to watch that, but it suddenly stopped being played in the house.

I don't think even Jr. liked it very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (/prE6)

151
118 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Card puns? I'll pass....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (z8tEv)

You punsters need to build bridges to the less linguistically gifted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (XWkhW)

152 I'm gonna shuffle off now before this gets ridiculous!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (nlbfN)

153 Why, I ought to deck you!

I'd better go fish then.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (z8tEv)

154 "Why, I ought to deck you!"
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

That's just funny. I hate you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (6gk0M)

155 United, We Love to Fly
(So get the hell out of our way.)

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (SsblQ)

156 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology

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Free publicity !!

Posted by: United Airlines at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (c6/9Q)

157
High stakes "Vieille Fille"...

Posted by: les soup�on de fran�ais at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (v1g1+)

158 That is why most waste piles with detritus from days past usually have only stubs of the clay pipes -- they had reached the end of their useful life and out they went.

Posted by: lessons from Colonial Williamsburg at April 12, 2017 10:04 AM (v1g1+)

I worked for a mechanical contractor doing upgrades to buildings in Yorktown prior to the bicentennial....found lots of clay pipe stems in trenches dug for piping...and broken "onion" shaped bottles.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (x9c8r)

159 Waiter! Corned beef and cribbage!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (VuJJJ)

160 Pipe on left side of mouth...he's holding three of a kind.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (0tfLf)

161 Too many people in such a small room. Looks like a full house.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (kTF2Z)

162 You punsters need to build bridges to the less linguistically gifted.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Those old maids?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (z8tEv)

163 151
118 Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Card puns? I'll pass....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (z8tEv)

You punsters need to build bridges to the less linguistically gifted.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (XWkhW)

It's a very exclusive club.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (VuJJJ)

164
145 "I shall rename this painting- "Wholly Euchre-ist""
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

I want to buy you a very expensive drink before I beat you to death.

I'm conflicted, you understand.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (6gk0M)

I suggest gin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (XWkhW)

165 Why, I ought to deck you!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

---

use a club

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (h/uSM)

166 I want to buy you a very expensive drink before I beat you to death.

*****

Ummm. I'll take one from column A

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:11 AM (wPiJc)

167 164

I suggest gin.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 10:10 AM (XWkhW)

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Might I suggest a Churchill martini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:11 AM (/prE6)

168 Those are not pipes.

Posted by: R Magritte at April 12, 2017 10:11 AM (qUNWi)

169 Repost from the ONT

CNBC - "Today United Airlines' parent company announced the acquisition
of the Sears retail chain. Once the merger is complete, the company will
be called Sears United and you will be able to buy via SkyMall
exclusive Sears products."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 10:12 AM (QDvfw)

170 Spades?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 12, 2017 10:12 AM (4AVeu)

171 YupYupYo where on earth did that story come from about biting off the ends of the pipes? They were ceramic, fired clay, right? So how on earth would you bite that off successfully?

AFAIK, the mouthpiece tips were painted, or coated in wax, neither of which would be conducive to biting some of it off because it was "wet" or "soggy".

Posted by: Onsecalme at April 12, 2017 10:12 AM (0qS43)

172 I prefer Elvis playing cards with sad-eyed urchins on a dune with sea oats.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 12, 2017 10:12 AM (QQ+il)

173 Cliff Clavin trivia

Poker players used to use their buck handled knife to mark the dealer. That was eventually replaced with a dollar coin which was still referred to as a buck and of course a dollar then became known as a buck. When Truman says the buck stops here , he was referring to the marker and not a dollar.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 10:12 AM (c80mr)

174 The only J. Geils tune I like....Give It To Me. The rest you can hang on a blue wall in a card room.

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:12 AM (Xyezy)

175 Follow the Queen?

Posted by: Elton John at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)

176 Two things:

1) Trial and Error - John Lithgrow is still funny. Still can't find any attraction to the bug-eyed gal that plays the DA.

2) We the Jury - Holy balls, I'm not a criminal defense attorney (but I watch a lot of Perry Mason) and even I saw countless objections that weren't made.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (ZQpd0)

177 "Ummm. I'll take one from column A."
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:11 AM (wPiJc)

Waiter? Get this sonofabitch whatever he wants. If he makes you laugh, I'm going to kill him really bad.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (6gk0M)

178
use a club

Posted by: buzzsaw90

******

The deuce, you say!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (wPiJc)

179 The card puns are meerschauming out of control.

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (Bdeb0)

180
143 Anyone shared this gem yet?
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

What a nice family, those Clintons.
Posted by: Non-Victim Blamer at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (wx6iv)

So she was... (dare we say it?)... bitchy?

Posted by: Hillary in one word at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (v1g1+)

181 Guy in the middle looks like Ed Henry. The ridiculous looking hat gave him away.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (fqERy)

182 The Melania thing is kinda fun.

They basically called her a hooker, of course to influence the election, and now after losing so epically they pony up some cash and say "oops, not true at all!"

Falsely calling someone's wife a whore should get you shot in the face in a duel.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:14 AM (HgGoq)

183 Repost from the ONT

CNBC - "Today United Airlines' parent company announced the acquisition of the Sears retail chain. Once the merger is complete, the company will be called Sears United and you will be able to

have your ass beat by a Craftsman wrench.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:14 AM (z8tEv)

184

I have no sympathy for unruly plane passengers.
http://tinyurl.com/ChelseaTheGreat

Follow me on Twitter. Please?

Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at April 12, 2017 10:14 AM (HTdUD)

185 So am I gonna need a spade for this thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 10:14 AM (QDvfw)

186 Import some female East German Border Guards.

Germany has one as Prime Minister, and it hasn't helped a bit.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:14 AM (H5rtT)

187 182 The Melania thing is kinda fun.

They basically called her a hooker, of course to influence the election, and now after losing so epically they pony up some cash and say "oops, not true at all!"

Falsely calling someone's wife a whore should get you shot in the face in a duel.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:14 AM (HgGoq)

Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before you marry her.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:15 AM (VuJJJ)

188 180
143 Anyone shared this gem yet?
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

What a nice family, those Clintons.
Posted by: Non-Victim Blamer at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (wx6iv)

So she was... (dare we say it?)... bitchy?
Posted by: Hillary in one word at April 12, 2017 10:13 AM (v1g1+)

===============

How she is beloved by anyone in her circle is beyond me.

She sounds like a slightly more likable version of Sheila Jackson Lee. And I use the word "slightly" very loosely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:15 AM (/prE6)

189 use a club

Posted by: buzzsaw90

******

The deuce, you say!

---

that's how all punsters should be dealt with. Or fed to the card sharks.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:15 AM (h/uSM)

190 >>>Maria Bartiromo has very puffy lips

Is she wearing tight pants or something?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (tmI+y)

191 Isn't gefilte fish more appropriate for this time of year or is that just CBD's table?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (nlbfN)

192 So am I gonna need a spade for this thread?

*****

Isn't a spade just a small shuffle?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (wPiJc)

193 When Truman says the buck stops here , he was referring to the marker and not a dollar.
Posted by: Jack Sock

Because everyone would "pass the buck" so they weren't responsible?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (z8tEv)

194 that's how all punsters should be dealt with. Or fed to the card sharks.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:15 AM (h/uSM)

come fly with me

Posted by: United Airlines at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (c6/9Q)

195 My nine year-old daughter and I could watch Teen Titans Go! for 72 hours straight and never get bored. Such a funny strange show.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (HgGoq)

196 So am I gonna need a spade for this thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma

/glances at name of the blog
/wanders off whistling

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (9krrF)

197 192 So am I gonna need a spade for this thread?

*****

Isn't a spade just a small shuffle?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (wPiJc)

Keep this up and Imma cut a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:17 AM (VuJJJ)

198 Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before you ~~marry~~ pay her.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:17 AM (z8tEv)

199 Isn't a spade just a small shuffle?
-----------------
Not according to me.

Posted by: Hoyle at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (nlbfN)

200 that's how all punsters should be dealt with. Or fed to the card sharks.

Posted by: buzzsaw90

Put it all down the toilet with a royal flush. Frankly it's pretty busted, we got a bad hand on this and the possibility of a new thread is our lone ace in the hole.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (9krrF)

201 Bite my pipe!

Posted by: Tahiti Barry at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (8TdcF)

202 I cannot believe how often I laugh at Muldoon. The simplicity of the puns is goofy, but the limericks and poetry are hard-forged quality.

I'm jealous.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (6gk0M)

203 YupYupYo where on earth did that story come from about biting off the ends of the pipes? They were ceramic, fired clay, right? So how on earth would you bite that off successfully?

You didn't bite it off. You break off the "common" end.

I speak as someone who has used a clay pipe many times.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (X6fMO)

204 195 My nine year-old daughter and I could watch Teen Titans Go! for 72 hours straight and never get bored. Such a funny strange show.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (HgGoq)

Doesn't hold a candle to the original Teen Titans cartoon series though. That was good stuff. As was Justice League and Justice League Unlimited.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (VuJJJ)

205 Muldoon, a poet quite dubious
Was obsessed with a giraffe's full uterus
There was no doubt
He wanted Baby G out
So send in a UA stewardess!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (9q7Dl)

206 But she said she was twenty-one!

Posted by: roman polanski in monte carlo at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (nlbfN)

207 anyone got any sevens?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 10:19 AM (FZYNt)

208 'Tis the Cezanne to be jolly.

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:19 AM (Xyezy)

209 Pick a cod. Any cod.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)

210 How dare you defame a Cezanne thread with these bilious puns?

Posted by: R Magritte at April 12, 2017 10:19 AM (qUNWi)

211 Off, explanatory sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 10:19 AM (X6fMO)

212 If you smelt'em, you delat'em...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (QDvfw)

213 198 Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before you marry pay her.

FIFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:17 AM (z8tEv)

One way or the other, you're paying. And paying. And paying.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (VuJJJ)

214 I guess we are lucky they don't have public cock racks

Posted by: nsirchov at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (1TcdB)

215 Nice painting, but I like his version with the dogs better.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (xjiRE)

216 >>143 Anyone shared this gem yet?

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering
Posted by: Non-Victim Blamer at April 12, 2017 10:07 AM (wx6iv)

Ahh...thanks. More Clinton misery. The wails of her and her people are a symphony, a balm for the soul. Can you imagine where we'd be 100 days into her administration?

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)

217 So send in a UA stewardess!

Posted by: naturalfake

*****

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:21 AM (wPiJc)

218 216
Ahh...thanks. More Clinton misery. The wails of her and her people are a symphony, a balm for the soul. Can you imagine where we'd be 100 days into her administration?

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)

=================

I refuse.

Politics is depressing enough as it is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:21 AM (/prE6)

219 199 Isn't a spade just a small shuffle?
-----------------
Not according to me.
Posted by: Hoyle at April 12, 2017 10:18 AM (nlbfN)

---

you're a card Sir!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:21 AM (h/uSM)

220 Will this painting be available on audio cassette?

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (Xyezy)

221 After further review, we are revising our report. It seems that Dr Dao was accidentally shot by Claudine Longet.

Posted by: United Airlines at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (kTF2Z)

222 My 3 year old has suddenly gotten into Blue's Clues.

Heh.

If you have amazon prime, check out Shaun the Sheep (if you haven't already).

Also, my 2.5 year old loves some Wallace and Gromit.

But yeah, Blues Clues is terrible. I refuse to let either of my kids know it exists.

Posted by: GMan at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (sxq57)

223 A buzzard decided to take a vacation and booked a flight.

When the buzzard arrived at the ticket counter he brought along two dead racoons to eat on the flight

The ticket agent looked concerned at the dead racoons and said, "I'm sorry, per our policy you are only allowed one carrion.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (ii4h0)

224 Ahh...thanks. More Clinton misery. The wails of her and her people are a symphony, a balm for the soul. Can you imagine where we'd be 100 days into her administration?

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)

There wouldn't be an intact lamp, vase or plate left in the entire White House.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (VuJJJ)

225 I guess we are lucky they don't have public cock racks

That's what the bathhouses were for. Everyone could go in and puff on the common cock.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (z8tEv)

226 There's nothing quite like gnawing on the end of a pipe that dozens of other men had in their mouths.

Posted by: Seattle Mayor Murray at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (fqERy)

227 Why are you all making such a big deal out of this?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (wPiJc)

228 222 My 3 year old has suddenly gotten into Blue's Clues.

Heh.

If you have amazon prime, check out Shaun the Sheep (if you haven't already).

Also, my 2.5 year old loves some Wallace and Gromit.

But yeah, Blues Clues is terrible. I refuse to let either of my kids know it exists.
Posted by: GMan at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (sxq57)

==============

We watch Shaun the Movie when Hurricane Matthew came through and we were stuck in a hotel room with our two dogs for a weekend upstate.

I do enjoy me some Aardman stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (/prE6)

229 214 I guess we are lucky they don't have public cock racks
Posted by: nsirchov at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (1TcdB)

You usually have to pay extra for that kind of action.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (VuJJJ)

230 Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before

...the press starts calling you "Jacksonian."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (H5rtT)

231 Winning....Melania collects 3 million from the Daily Mail--and a published apology.

Maybe there will be some pocket change leftover from the settlement for Melania to put
Ace in a Gainzzzzz boot camp.....for the children.

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (oBuXO)

232 221 After further review, we are revising our report. It seems that Dr Dao was accidentally shot by Claudine Longet.
Posted by: United Airlines at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (kTF2Z)

She was afraid of Spiders

Posted by: nsirchov at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (1TcdB)

233 Blues Clues? Poppycock! What your kid needs is Peppa Pig! Now there's a sharp show you can set your watch to!

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (Xyezy)

234 At least there's no sheepshead on the wall or I would have to whist it away.

Posted by: kim il dead at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (suO/a)

235 222 My 3 year old has suddenly gotten into Blue's Clues.

Heh.

If you have amazon prime, check out Shaun the Sheep (if you haven't already).

Also, my 2.5 year old loves some Wallace and Gromit.

But yeah, Blues Clues is terrible. I refuse to let either of my kids know it exists.
Posted by: GMan

When my kids were of age, it was Handy Manny.

And everyone on that show wants to fuck Handy Manny.

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 10:24 AM (FZYNt)

236 Import some female East German Border Guards.

-
They were transgender before it was cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:24 AM (Nwg0u)

237 If you have amazon prime, check out Shaun the Sheep
--------------------------
Indeed. Excellent mutton.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 10:24 AM (SsblQ)

238 230 Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before

...the press starts calling you "Jacksonian."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (H5rtT)

=================

Don't bring Rachel into this. It was a frontier divorce, and totally understandable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:24 AM (/prE6)

239 Way they are dressed, looks like they are planning to go fish.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 12, 2017 10:25 AM (rFM+y)

240 -Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (ii4h0)

This fuckin' guy. "Carrion".

Carry On, ManOWar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFE4GnUirOY

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:25 AM (6gk0M)

241 Hard to believe a newspaper has 3MM to spare.

Posted by: R Magritte at April 12, 2017 10:25 AM (qUNWi)

242 Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before you marry her.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:15 AM (VuJJJ)

Sadly, my Whore-Radar was apparently calibrated to have me NOT properly ID them before marriage.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:25 AM (HgGoq)

243 Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:16 AM (z8tEv)

That would be correct.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (c80mr)

244 Also, my 2.5 year old loves some Wallace and Gromit.

What about Gumby and Pokey? Or Davey & Goliath?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (z8tEv)

245
All this talk of cards is becoming very trey-ing

Posted by: Oy! at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (v1g1+)

246 Thanks for the laughs y'all. Off to see what's going on in the real world.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc)

247 That's just funny. I hate you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:09 AM (6gk0M)

What's your deal?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (GX63o)

248 Does it come in velvet?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (fqERy)

249 244 Also, my 2.5 year old loves some Wallace and Gromit.

Chicken Run!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (VuJJJ)

250 Please, cut the card puns I'll ask but I know you all will keep handing them out.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (d76uN)

251 >>That's what the bathhouses were for. Everyone could go in and puff on the common cock. osted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:22 AM (z8tEv)

According to a previous poster, if it's a shared cock, you're supposed to bite off the wet end, leaving a "dry cock" for the next smoker. Not doing so advertises a lack of class, I guess.

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (Bdeb0)

252 Hey, I said Peppa Pig..........nobody here sees that as a cry for help?

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (Xyezy)

253 Can you imagine where we'd be 100 days into her administration?

Posted by: General Zod

Even if the Current Illiterate, abu Ivanka, stumbles into WWIII,
we have nevertheless written a new chapter in
Zen and The Art of Bullet-Dodging.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (H5rtT)

254 Ahh...thanks. More Clinton misery. The wails of her and her people are a symphony, a balm for the soul. Can you imagine where we'd be 100 days into her administration?

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:20 AM (Bdeb0)

I want the video of her going at Podesta election night.

You know someone has it. I needs it, my precious.

We all agree the reason she didn't show at the Javitz Center is because she was too drunk, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

255 What your kid needs is Peppa Pig

Ahhhhhhh!!

My wife took the kids to Chik-fil-A to get food and they gave them a peppa pig mini-book.

Dear Lord is that terrible...
It was this thing about how peppa was doing "olympics day" or something at school, and couldn't win, but winning isn't important, trying is.
Geesh, they start that bullshit young.
Already have to explain to him at 2.5 that winning is *also* important.
For crying out loud.

Posted by: GMan at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (sxq57)

256 Sadly, my Whore-Radar was apparently calibrated to have me NOT properly ID them before marriage.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:25 AM (HgGoq)

Yeah, I missed a few red flags myself but didnt know any better.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:28 AM (VuJJJ)

257 242 Of course, the ideal time to truthfully identify one's wife as a whore is before you marry her.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:15 AM (VuJJJ)

Sadly, my Whore-Radar was apparently calibrated to have me NOT properly ID them before marriage.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:25 AM (HgGoq)

ScoggWife deployed some kind of Whore Cloak. After acquiring The Ring ... she slowly started diverting power from the Whore Cloak. Entire thing's been shut down for years now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:28 AM (BEMJs)

258 "What's your deal?"
-Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 10:26 AM (GX63o)

I'm not funny enough to deal with simple puns and well-crafted limerics.

...that's about the size of it.

You okay, amigo?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:28 AM (6gk0M)

259 Even if the Current Illiterate, abu Ivanka, stumbles into WWIII,
we have nevertheless written a new chapter in
Zen and The Art of Bullet-Dodging.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (H5rtT)

Sounds like somebody's been reading Ann Barnhardt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 10:28 AM (X6fMO)

260 We all agree the reason she didn't show at the Javitz Center is because she was too drunk, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

Or had been sedated past the point of coherence.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:29 AM (VuJJJ)

261 Ha! Someone else who has seen the Seattle Mayor Ed Murray scandal story.

"Scratch a homosexual man, and a pedophile bleeds".

This city is a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (HgGoq)

262 Pick a cod. Any cod.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 10:19 AM

The Black Russian. That one always terrifies the clergy.

Posted by: E. Blackadder at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (p+Wdc)

263 ..."We all agree the reason she didn't show at the Javitz Center is because she was too drunk, right?"
-Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

I agree, but I also empathize.

*hic*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (6gk0M)

264 Or had been sedated past the point of coherence.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:29 AM

so, after about 1987 or so?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (ZQfW9)

265 >>I want the video of her going at Podesta election night.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

Take a number. That's serious "alone-time" material. "Ohmygodshe's gonna throw another lamp, Podesta is crying, so close, so close, she's screaming, oh, oh, oh shit, she's gonna smack Bill AGAIN thank you Crom for letting me live to see this, oh oh oh..."

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)

266 Talk about a small world.

Goliath, of Davey & Goliath cartoon fame?

Was none other than Hal Smith, aka, Otis Campbell of The And Griffith Show.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (z8tEv)

267 You okay, amigo?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:28 AM (6gk0M)

Alas, my attempt at a card pun was not funny, either.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (GX63o)

268 sedated past the point of coherence

Never stopped her before!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (H5rtT)

269 Call me, Lifetime.
Posted by: naturalfake

Okay, you're Lifetime.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (hLRSq)

270 Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (Xyezy)

My youngest is 13 so all the shows have mercifully blended into mush in my memory. I think Peppa was one we watched a few times but I didn't like that the younger brother was allowed to be a brat with Peppa's stuff and Peppa was portrayed as being selfish for objecting so it wasn't watched anymore.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (sEDyY)

271 I want the video of her going at Podesta election night.

You know someone has it. I needs it, my precious.

Posted by: alexthechick

The Clintons would not make the amateur mistake like United of allowing a video or the person recording the incident to survive.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (1BQGO)

272 No Anchovies Please!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (ul9CR)

273 Yeah wrapping my mouth around a saliva soaked clay pipe not something I would do.

Part of my hell week frat hazing involved standing in a line and passing a stick of butter with your mouth to your fellow pledge. That was the straw that broke this camels back. I told them fuck this. They went on to the next stupid hazing game which I admittedly continued with.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM (c80mr)

274 "Alas, my attempt at a card pun was not funny, either."
-Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (GX63o)

Damnit! I missed that! That was my fault... lol.

I'm not that bright.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM (6gk0M)

275 "Or had been sedated past the point of coherence."

Oh, that night. I think she stumbled into her Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf phase of life.

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Xyezy)

276 261 Ha! Someone else who has seen the Seattle Mayor Ed Murray scandal story.

"Scratch a homosexual man, and a pedophile bleeds".

This city is a fucking disgrace.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (HgGoq)

--------------

Seatle, Portland, San Francisco, LA. I hope they all drown in their own shit.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Fmupd)

277 264 Or had been sedated past the point of coherence.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:29 AM

so, after about 1987 or so?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (ZQfW9)

Heh. I can just see a realistic scenario where she was so hysterical her ever-present medical attendant shot her up with some tranquilizers.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (VuJJJ)

278 So, while I caught up on the tail-end of the overnight, you all were already progressing to the art thread. I've still gotta at least catch JJ's headlines.

One nice thing about being so far behind all the time, I don't have to think about what I might comment.

As this comment clearly shows.

Goooooood morning, Hordelingkind! May the Almighty smile on all your good endeavors today.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here and win! at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (44Kmm)

279
It was hard to tell what was worse -- getting hollered at by Bill or getting scolded by the stern and self-righteous Hillary.

Can't we have both?

Posted by: Embrace the power of 'and' at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (v1g1+)

280 No Anchovies Please!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM

That bowling ball.....!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (p+Wdc)

281 Anyone who let's their toddlers watch TV, who has not introduced them to SpongeBob, is doing themselves a disservice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (GX63o)

282 Ha! Someone else who has seen the Seattle Mayor Ed Murray scandal story.

"Scratch a homosexual man, and a pedophile bleeds".

This city is a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (HgGoq)

--------------

Seatle, Portland, San Francisco, LA. I hope they all drown in their own shit.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM

Ooo...kinky.

Posted by: Provincetown at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (p+Wdc)

283 The Clintons would not make the amateur mistake like United of allowing a video or the person recording the incident to survive.
Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (1BQGO)

Ask me about the Clintons and flying sometime.

Posted by: Ron Brown at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (VuJJJ)

284 >>The Clintons would not make the amateur mistake like United of allowing a video or the person recording the incident to survive. Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2017 10:31 AM (1BQGO)

OK, but can we haz the 800 number Robbie Mook currently works to get the play-by-play? "No no no, Robbie, describe her actually *donning the strapon,* and do it slowwwer..."

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

285 My kids stopped watching after the episode Peppa the Pig and her commitment to breakfast.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (kTF2Z)

286 Take a number. That's serious "alone-time" material. "Ohmygodshe's gonna throw another lamp, Podesta is crying, so close, so close, she's screaming, oh, oh, oh shit, she's gonna smack Bill AGAIN thank you Crom for letting me live to see this, oh oh oh..."
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)

Right?

I choose to believe that Bill was the one who told her she lost because you know that old bastard enjoyed that.

My utter loathing for Bill Clinton is well known but I will admit that man is a political genius. That the idiotic children running Hillary's campaign sidelined him and didn't listen to his advice means they deserved the rogering that Trump gave Hillary's election chances.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (mf5HN)

287 Personally, I have come to believe Felonia vonPantsuit's no-show at the Javits was because her lawyers and advisers were telling her to contest the election. And she was going to until...

Obama had to call her personally and tell her it's over, you can't contest that many states, you have to concede.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (ul9CR)

288 Seatle, Portland, San Francisco, LA. I hope they all drown in their own shit.
Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Fmupd)

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:35 AM (VuJJJ)

289 We all agree the reason she didn't show at the Javitz Center is because she was too drunk, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)

There is the family story about a relative of mine who, while pregnant, got liquored up into an alcoholic rage and chased the entire family out of the house with a pistol.

I expect Hillz was worse than that. I suspect she had to be physically restrained and tranked because she was beating on her staff and family.

I wonder what the Secret Service call log for that night shows.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:36 AM (ii4h0)

290 285 My kids stopped watching after the episode Peppa the Pig and her commitment to breakfast.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (kTF2Z)

As bacon?

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (7HtZB)

291 Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (VuJJJ)

292 "Arizona Bay"

Isn't that made from recycled beer?

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (Xyezy)

293 Hit me!

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (qUNWi)

294 My kids stopped watching after the episode Peppa the Pig and her commitment to breakfast.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yeah. "The chicken is involved. The pig is committed".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (z8tEv)

295 I wonder what the Secret Service call log for that night shows.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:36 AM (ii4h0)
----------------------
"Great hookers"

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (SsblQ)

296 Heh. I can just see a realistic scenario where she was so hysterical her ever-present medical attendant shot her up with some tranquilizers.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (VuJJJ)

Oh.

Oh my stars and garters.

Hillary getting blowgun dart tranq'd with her hands around Podesta's throat.

I'll ummm I'll brb.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:38 AM (mf5HN)

297 261 This city is a Fvcking disgrace.
Yes it is. Search for stories about the O.K. Boys Ranch and Jeff Smith, The Frugal Gourmet. Disgusting. Murray was alleged to be a frequent visitor/client.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2017 10:38 AM (fqERy)

298 >>> Otis Campbell

O-T-I-S
OTIS IS THE VERY BEST!!
O-T-I-S
OTIS IS THE VERY BEST!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 10:38 AM (tmI+y)

299 Not a real card game, but four guys getting their portraits painted, whilst playing cards.

If it was an actual card game, guy #4 would be sitting at the table, with the back of his head facing the artist, and blocking the rest of the scene.

Sorta like the Last Supper painting. No, Jeezy and pals weren't noshing at a table with chairs all on one side. They were sitting all on that side because that's what Leonardo asked them to do.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2017 10:38 AM (TOk1P)

300 I saw Peppa Pig open for Arizona Bay at Mortons Steakhouse in 1989.

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 10:39 AM (Xyezy)

301 Fresno Bay has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 10:39 AM (qUNWi)

302 Is that a pack of rolling papers next to the pipe? Just what were they smokin', anyway.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 10:39 AM (ul9CR)

303 288 Seatle, Portland, San Francisco, LA. I hope they all drown in their own shit.
Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 10:32 AM (Fmupd)

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:35 AM (VuJJJ)

As someone from the shitty of the pedomayor, I vigorously agree.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2017 10:39 AM (GX63o)

304 291 Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:37 AM (VuJJJ)

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout Save us! and I'll look down and whisper No.

Posted by: Rorschach at April 12, 2017 10:39 AM (7HtZB)

305 This is kinda weird-

Kino Lorber is going to release all(?) of Lina Wertmuller's big films this year in U.S. theaters.

Then later this year release them on blu-ray.

All of her big movies date from the early 70's and

Her vision of women and men's relationships are going to be seen as "problematic" at best from the current generation of Special Snowflakes.

I'm guessing that Kino Lorber is going to be very surprised by the totally unsurprising vehemence of the SS's reaction.

Twitter-storm alert!

Another round of Leftist Cannibalism starting in 3...2...1...

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2017 10:40 AM (9q7Dl)

306 "Casino Royale: The Early Days."

Banquo!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:40 AM (H5rtT)

307 >>I choose to believe that Bill was the one who told her she lost because you know that old bastard enjoyed that. Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (mf5HN)

I can't live without believing that, actually. In fact, I imagine him closing his eyes a la Indiana Jones and howling "don't look at Her face! Don't look at Her face!" while laughing. Clinton c'est magnifique.

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)

308 >>>Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

FOLLOWED BY THUNDARR!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 10:41 AM (tmI+y)

309 J Geils Band website last updated...1999.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (MZcWR)

310
I wonder what the Secret Service call log for that night shows.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:36 AM (ii4h0)

"'Side o' Beef' was her usual unpleasant self. But our time chained to her is at an end -- woo-hoo!"

Posted by: Secrets from the SS log book at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (v1g1+)

311 Anyone shared this gem yet?
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

-
The Yoko of politics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (Nwg0u)

312
I can't live without believing that, actually. In fact, I imagine him closing his eyes a la Indiana Jones and howling "don't look at Her face! Don't look at Her face!" while laughing. Clinton c'est magnifique.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)

This is my reality. I reject all others.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)

313 That bowling ball.....!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (p+Wdc)

---

is a whore. anyone can put his fingers in her holes!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (PNcou)

314 Winning....Melania collects 3 million from the Daily Mail--and a published apology.

Maybe there will be some pocket change leftover from the settlement for Melania to put
Ace in a Gainzzzzz boot camp.....for the children.
Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at April 12, 2017 10:23 AM (oBuXO)

My understanding is that Melania is going to donate whatever the lawyers don't take to a charity.

Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (OBjuz)

315 KIRO breaking news gap headline: "The Mayor does not have a mole in that area."

Heh.

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2017 10:44 AM (CLKfs)

316 Wasn't Bill in Little Rock on election night?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (kTF2Z)

317 My 3 year old has suddenly gotten into Blue's Clues.

Most kids shows are awful! Have you been able to avoid The Wiggles?

HBO's Harold and the Purple Crayon is sweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 10:02 AM (NOIQH)

Whatever happened to wholesome, educational kids shows like Scooby Doo, Speed Racer, HR Puffinstuff and the Three Stooges?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (493sH)

318 110
Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

Muldoon, you magnificent bastard!
Thread winner!

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (Fb9aZ)

319 >>My understanding is that Melania is going to donate whatever the lawyers don't take to a charity. Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (OBjuz)

My understanding was that Melania is going to purchase Huma, put her on a little gold chain, and give her to Bannon the Hutt.

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

320 German police have apprehended a suspect after the team bus of Borussia Dortmund, one of Europe's top soccer teams, got hit by IED's on their way to a game yesterday. The suspect is described as being on the "Islamic spectrum"

18 year old Christian Pulisic, the future of US soccer, currently plays for that team.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (rX06+)

321 As some day it may happen that the nation may reset,
I've got a little list - I've got a little list
Of various locales of which our nation should forget,
And which never would be missed - which never would be missed!
There's San Francisco, just to start, whose sins are manifold -
And down the coast in Hollywood, where crappy films are gold -
Seattle rains can never wash away the filth that's there -
And look now to Chicago, with the blood stains everywhere -
And Washington DC, of course, the seat of all amiss -
They'd none of them be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (9krrF)

322 Whatever happened to wholesome, educational kids shows like Scooby Doo, Speed Racer, HR Puffinstuff and the Three Stooges?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (493sH)

Well . . . we would still have them, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (Fb9aZ)

323 German police have apprehended a suspect after the team bus of Borussia Dortmund, one of Europe's top soccer teams, got hit by IED's on their way to a game yesterday. The suspect is described as being on the "Islamic spectrum"

50 Shades of Jihad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (493sH)

324 316 Wasn't Bill in Little Rock on election night?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Not sure if they call her Little Rock

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (FZYNt)

325 http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

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Assholes. The both of them.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (8XRCm)

326 318 110
Looks like these guys have reached the pinochle of success!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

Muldoon, you magnificent bastard!
Thread winner!

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give me a call. I can help!

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (PNcou)

327 Her vision of women and men's relationships are going to be seen as "problematic" at best from the current generation of Special Snowflakes.

A world so different as to be unrecognizable.

Posted by: JEM at April 12, 2017 10:47 AM (TppKb)

328
I wonder what the Secret Service call log for that night shows.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2017 10:36 AM (ii4h0)

Unleashing a Cleveland steamer on the site reserved for her "add on" Presidential library next to his, I'd wager.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2017 10:47 AM (v1g1+)

329 FBN really hammering the United Airlines story. Varney can't leave it alone.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 10:47 AM (Fmupd)

330 O/T

After having given up reading newspapers years ago, today I happened to pick up the state paper in NJ...and read this :

http://tinyurl.com/lvx47lr

A group is organizing to fight President Trump's policies...and wants to give 'undocumented immigrants' free health care and lots of other goodies.

Mind you, this is NJ we're talking about...the state which will be depending on the lottery to finance the pensions it owes to state employees.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2017 10:47 AM (oQQwD)

331 The suspect is described as being on the "Islamic spectrum"

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Ultra Viole(n)t?

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at April 12, 2017 10:48 AM (PNcou)

332 320
German police have apprehended a suspect after the team bus of Borussia
Dortmund, one of Europe's top soccer teams, got hit by IED's on their
way to a game yesterday. The suspect is described as being on the
"Islamic spectrum"

18 year old Christian Pulisic, the future of US soccer, currently plays for that team.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2017 10:45 AM (rX06+)

The "Islamic Spectrum?" That is some weapons grade stupid, newspeak, liberal idiocy right there. Somewhere, somehow George Orwell's corpse is blushing.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 10:49 AM (Fb9aZ)

333 315 "The Mayor does not have a mole in that area."

Tabasco makes everything taste better. nom nom nom.

Posted by: Mayor Murray's Husband at April 12, 2017 10:49 AM (fqERy)

334 Heh. I can just see a realistic scenario where she was so hysterical her ever-present medical attendant shot her up with some tranquilizers.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:33 AM (VuJJJ)

Oh.

Oh my stars and garters.

Hillary getting blowgun dart tranq'd with her hands around Podesta's throat.

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If she had acknowledged defeat on election night, the reporters and flashbulbs would have confused and frightened her and she would have broken free and headed for the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)

335 kids shows like Scooby Doo, Speed Racer, HR Puffinstuff and the Three Stooges

One of these things is not like the others.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 10:49 AM (H5rtT)

336 Apparently you need special glasses top see the islamic spectrum - because none of our liberal government lefties, EU police or the MFM can see in it

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 10:50 AM (Fb9aZ)

337 330 A group is organizing to fight President Trump's policies...and wants to give 'undocumented immigrants' free health care and lots of other goodies.

Mind you, this is NJ we're talking about...the state which will be depending on the lottery to finance the pensions it owes to state employees.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2017 10:47 AM (oQQwD)

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I have no problem with private individuals choosing to use their own money to pay for other people's healthcare, even if they are illegal immigrants.

I'm sure it will stop there, though. Nope, they'll never demand that I pay for it as well.

I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:51 AM (/prE6)

338
331 The suspect is described as being on the "Islamic spectrum"

They are looking forward to getting to gamma rays and EMPs...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2017 10:51 AM (v1g1+)

339 "Whatever happened to wholesome, educational kids shows like Scooby Doo, Speed Racer, HR Puffinstuff and the Three Stooges?

Posted by: TheQuietMan"

What this country needs is Johnny Quest on TV Saturday mornings.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (1BQGO)

340 Personally, I have come to believe Felonia vonPantsuit's no-show at the Javits was because her lawyers and advisers were telling her to contest the election. And she was going to until...

Obama had to call her personally and tell her it's over, you can't contest that many states, you have to concede.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (ul9CR)

Remember Podesta coming in and hemming and hawing and telling the crowd 'it's not over".

Because that was what Felonia was screaming repeatedly. And I agree Obama had to call her and tell her she lost. And she did call Trump and congratulate him if I remember correctly.

They knew they were in huge trouble when they cancelled the fireworks show over the Hudson three days before the election. Someone had to have started clueing her in at that point, because she suddenly decided to swing into Michigan. And do the stupid thing and go to Detroit, which was going to vote for her 500% as was proved after the election. She didn't go to where she might have gotten some swing votes. I think she had about 200 people at her rally.

And Trump was doing four and five rallies a day, in swing states, and finalized his campaign at midnight in Grand Rapids, MI.

Where I'll remind the Clinton campaign, he filled the DeVos center with 15,000 attendees after only giving a six hour notice that the campaign would be there at midnight(Pence at 11pm) on a Monday night. Which he and his staff organized after hearing Hillary had gone to Michigan earlier in the day.

Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (OBjuz)

341
What this country needs is Johnny Quest on TV Saturday mornings.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (1BQGO)

I believe Pence can usually be found on the Sunday morning shows.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (Fb9aZ)

342 Varney is a Savant that needs to be slapped in the back of the head occassionallyl to get him back on track.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (fqERy)

343 The "Islamic Spectrum?"

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From crazy/evil to infinity and beyond!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (Nwg0u)

344 337 330 A group is organizing to fight President Trump's policies...and wants to give 'undocumented immigrants' free health care and lots of other goodies.

Mind you, this is NJ we're talking about...the state which will be depending on the lottery to finance the pensions it owes to state employees.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2017 10:47 AM (oQQwD)

==================

I have no problem with private individuals choosing to use their own money to pay for other people's healthcare, even if they are illegal immigrants.

I'm sure it will stop there, though. Nope, they'll never demand that I pay for it as well.

I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:51 AM (/prE6)

You will be made to not only care but participate.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:53 AM (0vzJL)

345 The islamic spectrum?

Meaning islamic.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 10:53 AM (qUNWi)

346 "The "Islamic Spectrum?"

So Islam is a mental disorder?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (hLRSq)

347 >>>kids shows like Scooby Doo, Speed Racer, HR Puffinstuff and the Three Stooges

IT'S SPELLED PUFNSTUF!!!
Dumbass.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (tmI+y)

348 From benign tumor to malignant tumor.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (qUNWi)

349
Cezanne one of my faves. I have his other "The Card Players" hanging in my card room, well, actually my library...er, study, place where my kids do their homework... um dining room.

http://tinyurl.com/wc4gw

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (ODxAs)

350 >>Anyone shared this gem yet?
What a nice family, those Clintons.
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

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>>So she was... (dare we say it?)... bitchy?
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Hillary has been known to be an absolute beyotch on wheels since her Arkansas days. She treats people like CRAP.

All the MSM cooing what sweet lil grandma she is was sickening.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (NOIQH)

351 Ha! Now I remember. The bratty brother was in the show Ruby and Max. I think we had Peppa Pig on a couple of times but have no memory of the episodes. Barney, Teletubbies, and a couple others were actively *not* watched.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (sEDyY)

352
The suspect is described as being on the "Islamic spectrum"
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Ultra Viole(n)t?
Posted by: Evelyn Wood

Not my spectrum

Posted by: Roy G. Biv at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (IqV8l)

353 340 They knew they were in huge trouble when they cancelled the fireworks show over the Hudson three days before the election. Someone had to have started clueing her in at that point, because she suddenly decided to swing into Michigan. And do the stupid thing and go to Detroit, which was going to vote for her 500% as was proved after the election. She didn't go to where she might have gotten some swing votes. I think she had about 200 people at her rally.

Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 10:52 AM (OBjuz)

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That's always been a curious footnote to this whole thing.

Unless she had polling that was vastly out of line with most polling, especially at the state level, and they placed a whole lot more trust in that private poll, which has never been released if it even exists, over, quite literally, everyone else's polls, then I'll continue to believe that the fireworks cancellation was unrelated to the prospects of winning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (/prE6)

354 344 You will be made to not only care but participate.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:53 AM (0vzJL)

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I remember when the Left said, "live and let live".

Somehow...I don't think they ever meant it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (/prE6)

355 That Hill piece on the Clintons was just an excerpt from the primary campaign - just imagine what will be said about Election Night.

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

356 Islamo effective disorder.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (qUNWi)

357 "The "Islamic Spectrum?"

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i remember the Flyers going full Jihad on the Vancouver Canucks at the Islamic Spectrum in 1974!

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (PNcou)

358 345
The islamic spectrum?

Meaning islamic.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 10:53 AM (qUNWi)
And what about the islamic speculum?

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (Fb9aZ)

359
Personally, I have come to believe Felonia vonPantsuit's no-show at the Javits was because her lawyers and advisers were telling her to contest the election. And she was going to until...

Obama had to call her personally and tell her it's over, you can't contest that many states, you have to concede.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 10:34 AM (ul9CR)

Background sound track of folks calling her the "...best prepared, smartest and most qualified Presidential candidate, ever!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (v1g1+)

360 Islamic Spectrum - 1 casualty - purple; mass casualties - red ?

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (c6/9Q)

361 The spectrum is "I cut your neck infidel!"---"Inshalla someone cut your neck infidel!".

Is very nuanced spectrum.

Posted by: Hasan Minhaj Islamic Insult Comic at April 12, 2017 10:56 AM (FqgrG)

362 I saw Exploding Jihadis perform at the Islamic Spectrum in '08. Dhimmi Slasher was their opening act.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 10:56 AM (SsblQ)

363 I remember when the Left said, "live and let live".

Somehow...I don't think they ever meant it.

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it's like United Airlines and "Fly the Friendly Skies"

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 10:56 AM (c6/9Q)

364 give me a call. I can help!

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at April 12, 2017 10:46 AM (PNcou)

Now that comment dates the commenter.... haven't heard that name in years

Pretty funny tho!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 12, 2017 10:57 AM (jjaLl)

365 The suspect is described as being on the "Islamic spectrum"

Okay, clearly this is some new word game the Left is playing.

"islamic spectrum" is a clear attempt to link islamic terrorists to the "Autistic Spectrum".

I'm not quite seeing the end game here.

Something like law-abiding muslims are like Asperger's and muslim terrorists are like full-blown autistic in a euphemistic or analogical sense(?)

Just weird.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2017 10:57 AM (9q7Dl)

366 >>>>>Right?

I choose to believe that Bill was the one who told her she lost because you know that old bastard enjoyed that.

My utter loathing for Bill Clinton is well known but I will admit
that man is a political genius. That the idiotic children running
Hillary's campaign sidelined him and didn't listen to his advice means
they deserved the rogering that Trump gave Hillary's election chances.

.
.
.He warned them what was happening and they refused to believe him and pretty much shoved him off the Campaign at that point. hillary would have won if they shifted gears and did what he said to do.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2017 10:57 AM (le7jz)

367 As some day it may happen that the nation may reset,
I've got a little list - I've got a little list
Of various locales of which our nation should forget,
And which never would be missed - which never would be missed!
There's San Francisco, just to start, whose sins are manifold -
And down the coast in Hollywood, where crappy films are gold -
Seattle rains can never wash away the filth that's there -
And look now to Chicago, with the blood stains everywhere -
And Washington DC, of course, the seat of all amiss -
They'd none of them be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

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Does Gilbert and Sullivan make a .357?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:58 AM (Nwg0u)

368 Live and approve and validate and celebrate ME and ALL of my life choices you bigots.

Posted by: Rainbow Warrior at April 12, 2017 10:58 AM (FqgrG)

369 There appears to be too few seats. Why isn't that one guy screaming like a ten year old girl?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 12, 2017 10:58 AM (nFwvY)

370
I'll continue to believe that the fireworks cancellation was unrelated to the prospects of winning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I just assumed they decided they didn't want to over gloat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 10:59 AM (IqV8l)

371 >>>Hillary has been known to be an absolute beyotch on wheels since her Arkansas days. She treats people like CRAP.

The real story on Vince Foster's suicide.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 10:59 AM (tmI+y)

372 366 He warned them what was happening and they refused to believe him and pretty much shoved him off the Campaign at that point. hillary would have won if they shifted gears and did what he said to do.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2017 10:57 AM (le7jz)

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Can you imagine the meetings the two have these days?

Let's imagine:

"Good morning."
-Hillary

"Hey, remember when I told you how to beat Donald Trump and you didn't listen to me?"
-Bill

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:59 AM (/prE6)

373 Anyone shared this gem yet?
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

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The Yoko of politics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:42 AM (Nwg0u)

I cannot get that thing to open on my computer to save my life.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 12, 2017 10:59 AM (Jcg9Q)

374 Mummy dearest will never stop fighting for what is right. She will never concede. Persist!

Posted by: Chelsea at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (1BQGO)

375
Can you imagine the meetings the two have these days?

Let's imagine:

"Good morning."
-Hillary

"Hey, remember when I told you how to beat Donald Trump and you didn't listen to me?"
-Bill
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

pretty sure all they have is hallway sex.

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (FZYNt)

376 http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/328405-clinton-campaign-plagued-by-bickering

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Assholes. The both of them.

Posted by: fixerupper
****

You mean working with for isn't fun? What a shock.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (m3iiU)

377 356 Islamo effective disorder.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (qUNWi)

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Too redundant.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (Fmupd)

378 United Airlines will kick your ass. (TM)

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (qUNWi)

379 How Hillary treated her own supporters on election night was the lowest of the low, but considering how they have acted since then they deserved it.

Posted by: MAGA at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (A4HOq)

380 375
pretty sure all they have is hallway sex.
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 11:00 AM (FZYNt)

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I was imagining it in a conference room after not having seen each other for weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (/prE6)

381 He warned them what was happening and they refused to believe him and pretty much shoved him off the Campaign at that point. hillary would have won if they shifted gears and did what he said to do.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2017 10:57 AM (le7jz)

I wouldn't be surprised if she tore Huma a new squeakhole, bitching about Carlos Danger and the fucking Jooooos.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (X6fMO)

382 >>That Hill piece on the Clintons was just an excerpt from the primary
campaign - just imagine what will be said about Election Night.

I can't wait to hear about that!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (NOIQH)

383 O'Reilley may be out at FNC.
What will Dennis Miller do now?

Posted by: Jubilee Celebration Time at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (fqERy)

384 Stewardess, what do you have to drink?

Coke, 7-up and whoopass.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 11:02 AM (0vzJL)

385 381
I wouldn't be surprised if she tore Huma a new squeakhole, bitching about Carlos Danger and the fucking Jooooos.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (X6fMO)

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"I thought I had the Russians bought! What did I get for all that uranium?! Nothing!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:02 AM (/prE6)

386 What will Dennis Miller do now?
---------------------------------------------
Thursday Night Football

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 11:02 AM (SsblQ)

387 I knew all this crap would happen when PanAm folded.

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2017 11:02 AM (Xyezy)

388
O'Reilley may be out at FNC.

How lucky are we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2017 11:02 AM (v1g1+)

389 Oh, I know all about public pipes.

Posted by: Zombie George Michael at April 12, 2017 11:02 AM (4AVeu)

390 I have no problem with private individuals choosing to use their own money to pay for other people's healthcare, even if they are illegal immigrants.

I'm sure it will stop there, though. Nope, they'll never demand that I pay for it as well.

I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:51 AM (/prE6)

Not me.

The illegal alien criminals should be locked up, and the peeps with the money should be jailed for aiding and abetting. No mercy.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 12, 2017 11:03 AM (Jcg9Q)

391 >>Can you imagine the meetings the two have these days?

Are they living in the same house?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

392 "My utter loathing for Bill Clinton is well known but I will admit
that man is a political genius. That the idiotic children running
Hillary's campaign sidelined him and didn't listen to his advice means
they deserved the rogering that Trump gave Hillary's election chances."
*****

I don't know about genius, but he WAS quite skilled...in the past. He said and did things during the campaign that were not helpful to Hillary. Seems like time has dulled his skills. Either that or Pedo island.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 12, 2017 11:04 AM (0x/TW)

393
Heard on Laura Ingraham that Hillary declaimed in public to have both a "person hat" and a "citizen hat".

I don't believe that she has either one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2017 11:04 AM (v1g1+)

394 391 >>Can you imagine the meetings the two have these days?

Are they living in the same house?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

===============

On paper...maybe.

I have to imagine that they haven't seen each other since election night, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:05 AM (/prE6)

395 Birthing a giraffe
Composed mostly of straight lines
Should not be twisty.
A bad haiku for Muldoon

Posted by: Hillbilly Xirannosaurus at April 12, 2017 11:05 AM (4KDm2)

396 >>I wouldn't be surprised if she tore Huma a new squeakhole, bitching about Carlos Danger and the fucking Jooooos. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (X6fMO)

Clinton befehl, Huma folgen!

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

397 Hillary would not have won if she followed Bill's advice.

1) she is an unlikeable person with no appeal to people whose votes she needed to win

2) there was no "I feel your pain" message that could be done while campaigning on the "let the good times roll" to keep Obama voters on board.

Posted by: MAGA at April 12, 2017 11:06 AM (A4HOq)

398 When Hillary was giving her speech at the convention was the last time Bill slept in the same room as her.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2017 11:06 AM (mO8E8)

399 392 I don't know about genius, but he WAS quite skilled...in the past. He said and did things during the campaign that were not helpful to Hillary. Seems like time has dulled his skills. Either that or Pedo island.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 12, 2017 11:04 AM (0x/TW)

=================

I figured that those slips had more to do with age slowing him and muddying his thinking.

He does not look good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:06 AM (/prE6)

400
My favorite non-memory is hillary walking on stage to the cheers of her leftist lemmings and having mouth agape and googly eyes at the glass ceiling confetti. I love that non-memory.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2017 11:07 AM (ODxAs)

401 Anybody remember Bill hopping up and down like a girl at a Beiber concert?

That was Fing weird.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:07 AM (qUNWi)

402 396 >>I wouldn't be surprised if she tore Huma a new squeakhole, bitching about Carlos Danger and the fucking Jooooos. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (X6fMO)

Clinton befehl, Huma folgen!

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

We've replaced her regular coffee with folgen crystals. Let's see if she notices.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 11:07 AM (0vzJL)

403 383 O'Reilley may be out at FNC.
What will Dennis Miller do now?
Posted by: Jubilee Celebration Time at April 12, 2017 11:01 AM (fqERy)

Without knowing the details of the allegations, God I hope not. I loathe scalp collecting.

Maybe he deserves it, but innocent until proven guilty and the tolerati have been hating on him for a long, long time.

What are the chances he lands at another network? I know Beck will offer him a spot, but odds of O'Reilly accepting are probably in the .00001% range.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 12, 2017 11:08 AM (72PAC)

404 I just hope these snippets keep coming out forever.Sure to bring a smile.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/262294/

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:08 AM (r/0kC)

405 403 Without knowing the details of the allegations, God I hope not. I loathe scalp collecting.

Maybe he deserves it, but innocent until proven guilty and the tolerati have been hating on him for a long, long time.

What are the chances he lands at another network? I know Beck will offer him a spot, but odds of O'Reilly accepting are probably in the .00001% range.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 12, 2017 11:08 AM (72PAC)

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Talking head drama...ugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:09 AM (/prE6)

406 Bad Haiku for Mul

Doon like as in Lorna Doone

Under April moon

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:09 AM (qUNWi)

407 Tonight. On a very special "Killing O'Reilly"...

It's a pre-scheduled vacation, you know. He just said so.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 11:10 AM (H5rtT)

408 >>Hillary would not have won if she followed Bill's advice.

I still think they pulled out all of the stops voter fraud-wise, and even that wasn't enough to drag the old cow across the finish line.
Probably would have been worse bordering on embarrassing without the illegal immigrant and vote fraud .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:11 AM (NOIQH)

409 "islamic spectrum" is a clear attempt to link islamic terrorists to the "Autistic Spectrum".

I'm not quite seeing the end game here.

It's easy. It gives them six more ways from Sunday to muddy the waters so no one has a clue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 11:11 AM (z8tEv)

410 Bill was just looking out for the folks.

The hot blonde folks.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:12 AM (qUNWi)

411 Waters World

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 11:12 AM (c6/9Q)

412 at least Weiner had better taste in music. Carlos Dengler (l assume that was Weiner's reference) back when he was laying down the baselines for Interpol was fucking awesome.

and then, there's Bill, at the Beiber concerts

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 12, 2017 11:12 AM (wzTK0)

413 That's always been a curious footnote to this whole thing.

Unless she had polling that was vastly out of line with most polling, especially at the state level, and they placed a whole lot more trust in that private poll, which has never been released if it even exists, over, quite literally, everyone else's polls, then I'll continue to believe that the fireworks cancellation was unrelated to the prospects of winning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 10:54 AM (/prE6)

The campaign was getting pushback from the Fire Department rank and file who didn't want to work the show because it would be a political celebration.

I still have to laugh at Trump offering to buy it for the inauguration for pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 11:12 AM (OBjuz)

414 So now a girraffe
Is killing Muldoon's rhyming?
Such a shame.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 12, 2017 11:12 AM (9krrF)

415 413 The campaign was getting pushback from the Fire Department rank and file who didn't want to work the show because it would be a political celebration.

I still have to laugh at Trump offering to buy it for the inauguration for pennies on the dollar.
Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 11:12 AM (OBjuz)

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That makes sense.

The Trump bit was a good little bit of trolling. I wonder what happened to those fireworks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:13 AM (/prE6)

416 Hillary declaimed in public to have both a "person hat" and a "citizen hat".

Uneasy lies the head.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2017 11:13 AM (H5rtT)

417 I just hope Hillary's doctor has a sense of humor; hope he gave drooling Bill a pep shot just before her hotel-suite Goetterdaemmerung, whispering "Believe me, Bill, you're not gonna want to miss this one."

Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

418 357 "The "Islamic Spectrum?"

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i remember the Flyers going full Jihad on the Vancouver Canucks at the Islamic Spectrum in 1974!
Posted by: Evelyn Wood at April 12, 2017 10:55 AM (PNcou)

Nice. There was an epic fight between the Flyers & Canucks back in the 1970s, the teams fought each other & the fans, numerous arrests were made, and the judge warned the Flyers that appeared before him that they better behave the next time they were in Vancouver. Sure enough the next time they were in Vancouver, another bench clearing brawl broke out, but no one got arrested. Flyers player "Moose" Dupont was interviewed after the game, a cigarette in one hand & beer in the other & he remarked "We had a good game. We scored 10 goals, we beat up their chickenshit forwards & we don't go to jail. Now we drink some beer."

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 11:13 AM (7HtZB)

419 I think O'Reilly is out. He's taking a 2 week vacation. I remember several years ago he settled out of court on a sexual harassment charge then bragged on TV how powerful he was and better not mess with me. He's the lowest of the low. I think those stupid emails he reads are all fake.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 12, 2017 11:14 AM (zRZaJ)

420 Hmmm. I never expected Trump to win, and this post motem discussion we have I anticipated to be with Trump the subject.
Still feels a bit odd.

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2017 11:14 AM (zSVEm)

421 393
Heard on Laura Ingraham that Hillary declaimed in public to have both a "person hat" and a "citizen hat".

I don't believe that she has either one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2017 11:04 AM (v1g1+)

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Made from real people!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:14 AM (/prE6)

422 I'm convinced that there was no way Trump could lose, with the possible exception of the Pussygate video.

Hillary basically camped out in PA, FL, and NC and lost each of those states. Her visiting WI and MI would not have changed the outcome there.

There only shot was the Pussygate tape but they had to release it too early (Oct 7) to preempt the release of the Podesta emails the same day.

Posted by: MAGA at April 12, 2017 11:15 AM (A4HOq)

423 420 Hmmm. I never expected Trump to win, and this post motem discussion we have I anticipated to be with Trump the subject.
Still feels a bit odd.
Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2017 11:14 AM (zSVEm)

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Here's my prescription:

Go to Wikipedia's page that lists all presidents of the United States.
Scroll down to the bottom.
Verify that it's Donald Trump's picture.
Sigh gratefully that we live in this reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:15 AM (/prE6)

424 My utter loathing for Bill Clinton is well known but I will admit that man is a political genius.

His wife received a higher percentage of the popular vote than he ever did.

#FunWithStats

Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at April 12, 2017 11:15 AM (HTdUD)

425 Hillary blames her loss, in part, on "self-hating women."

Yeah, Beast. I hate myself so badly I voted for Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (PY9jH)

426 I think Hillary and co. were convinced it was a slam dunk and that it was her time.
They misread the situation entirely. To be fair, so did I, but I am no political mover and shaker.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (0x/TW)

427 Heard on Laura Ingraham that Hillary declaimed in public to have both a "person hat" and a "citizen hat".

I don't believe that she has either one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

SPOILER: They're both pussy hats.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (9krrF)

428 Mr. Ryan said he will not include the border wall funding in this years budget. Maybe next year....Weeeeeeee

Posted by: Paul Ryan's Roller Coaster Seat at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (fqERy)

429 and this post motem discussion we have I anticipated to be with Trump the subject.
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With 1000% moar experts, no doubt.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (SsblQ)

430 Sock stink.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (HTdUD)

431 424 My utter loathing for Bill Clinton is well known but I will admit that man is a political genius.

His wife received a higher percentage of the popular vote than he ever did.

#FunWithStats
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at April 12, 2017 11:15 AM (HTdUD)

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Bill Clinton never won a majority of the popular vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (/prE6)

432 O'Reilly is just helpin' the folks, and this is the thanks he gets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (7AYcm)

433 I really should proof read before I post. My haste for banality makes typos.

Posted by: kraken at April 12, 2017 11:17 AM (zSVEm)

434 If we are in the alternate universe where Trump won I feel sorry for those poor dumb bastard versions of us in that other universe.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:17 AM (qUNWi)

435 Buy my fucking Factor Gear!!

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 12, 2017 11:17 AM (PY9jH)

436 OMG! SecState Tillerson meeting with Putin. That proves Trump collaborated with the Russians.

Don't be surprised if you hear it.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 11:17 AM (Fmupd)

437 I think Hillary and co. were convinced it was a slam dunk and that it was her time.
They misread the situation entirely. To be fair, so did I, but I am no political mover and shaker.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW

That's a lot of us. Obviously not the Trump true believers, to whom I doff my chapeau, but for a lot of us Trump was a forlorn hope, a last electoral stand of sorts. And he may still be, but it's working out better than initially expected, so who knows.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 12, 2017 11:17 AM (9krrF)

438 I think O'Reilly is out. He's taking a 2 week vacation. I remember several years ago he settled out of court on a sexual harassment charge then bragged on TV how powerful he was and better not mess with me. He's the lowest of the low. I think those stupid emails he reads are all fake.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 12, 2017 11:14 AM (zRZaJ)

Imagine that. Somebody on tv being misogynistic narcissistic megalomaniac.

I always expect people on tv to be so normal.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (TOk1P)

439 >>Hillary basically camped out in PA, FL, and NC and lost each of those
states. Her visiting WI and MI would not have changed the outcome there.

Bet she would have lost Virginia, too, had Terry McAuliffe not enabled 60K felons to vote.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (NOIQH)

440 When Hillary was giving her speech at the convention was the last time Bill slept in the same room as her.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2017 11:06 AM (mO8E

( *rimshot *)

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (ZSmF4)

441 434 If we are in the alternate universe where Trump won I feel sorry for those poor dumb bastard versions of us in that other universe.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:17 AM (qUNWi)

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"What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (/prE6)

442 His wife received a higher percentage of the popular vote than he ever did.
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And I had funnier ears than Obama ever had.

Posted by: Ross Porot at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (SsblQ)

443 I thought it was funny when, on election night, a Hispanic woman who was on the young Turks YouTube channel, blamed Hilarys loss on sexism.

She said something like "I come from a Latino family and I know the difficulties with sexism that women face".

So according to this liberal Hispanic woman, all Hispanic men are sexist pigs.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (FqgrG)

444 And...the student government of the University of Michigan has voted down a resolution supporting free speech on campus.

Because the believe that would allow "hate speech". Remember these people are who will be either your employer, your government, your judge or your caretaker some day.

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32073/

Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (OBjuz)

445 I wish Shep and Geraldo would take permanent vacations. Fox execs *have* to know how deeply those two nitwits are loathed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)

446 444 And...the student government of the University of Michigan has voted down a resolution supporting free speech on campus.

Because the believe that would allow "hate speech". Remember these people are who will be either your employer, your government, your judge or your caretaker some day.

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32073/
Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (OBjuz)

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No, they're not.

They'll be the HR department, which is almost as bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 11:19 AM (/prE6)

447 I wonder how the United apologists feel about the airplane passenger situation now that the United CEO has come out and pretty much said the whole thing only happened because of the dirty ignorant racist cops on duty that night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (V2Yro)

448 Illegal alien Latino men went 5 to 1 for Trump.

Sick burn, Hillz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (7AYcm)

449 I don't like O'Reilly and there is little doubt he thinks he is the greatest thing and hits on women.Whether it rises to anything more than that I don't know.It is certainly not unknown for false accusations to be thrown at men with lots of money.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (r/0kC)

450 Bet she would have lost Virginia, too, had Terry McAuliffe not enabled 60K felons to vote.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (NOIQH)

Yes, I was very surprised by this. Trump was ahead in Virginia until way late in the evening. I even thought he might win it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (ZSmF4)

451 Well, back to pre-Easter cleaning. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (PY9jH)

452 Or even men with no money.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (r/0kC)

453 I'm not so sure Jane.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (zRZaJ)

454 428 Mr. Ryan said he will not include the border wall funding in this years budget. Maybe next year....Weeeeeeee
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Roller Coaster Seat at April 12, 2017 11:16 AM (fqERy)

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Sounds like fake news.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (Fmupd)

455 I wonder how the United apologists feel about the airplane passenger
situation now that the United CEO has come out and pretty much said the
whole thing only happened because of the dirty ignorant racist cops on
duty that night.

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that's kind of CYA wont fly

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 11:21 AM (c6/9Q)

456 me grammar bad, so sorry

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 11:22 AM (c6/9Q)

457 I don't like O'Reilly and there is little doubt he thinks he is the greatest thing and hits on women.Whether it rises to anything more than that I don't know.It is certainly not unknown for false accusations to be thrown at men with lots of money.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (r/0kC)

I can well imagine egotistical douche-bag O'Reilly grabbing a mish or two.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 12, 2017 11:22 AM (ZSmF4)

458 Fantasizing about who would of beaten President Trump is a thing here I just don't get. Is this some peoples way of being anti-Trump without having to wear the label?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 12, 2017 11:22 AM (d76uN)

459 Posted by: Jen at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM <<<<<<

I think they are going to be my fry server.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2017 11:23 AM (ODxAs)

460 Hillary and her side definitely thought it was in the bag.Watch the videos from that day.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:23 AM (r/0kC)

461 I still think they pulled out all of the stops voter fraud-wise,

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I see an O appointed judge upheld vote fraud in TX and overruled voter ID.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 11:23 AM (Nwg0u)

462 449 I don't like O'Reilly and there is little doubt he thinks he is the greatest thing and hits on women.Whether it rises to anything more than that I don't know.It is certainly not unknown for false accusations to be thrown at men with lots of money.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (r/0kC)

I dislike when they classify him as a conservative pundit. He is more of a libertarian populist with a number of liberal positions.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 11:23 AM (c80mr)

463 I see an O appointed judge upheld vote fraud in TX and overruled voter ID.

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Here you go : associate supreme court justice Neil Gorsuch. feel better ?

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 11:24 AM (c6/9Q)

464 Bet she would have lost Virginia, too, had Terry McAuliffe not enabled 60K felons to vote.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:18 AM (NOIQH)

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VA had a bigger neverTrumper contingent than other states, but he may have won it still without the Pussygate video, felons voting and, I believe voter fraud in the eastern urban areas.

It's neat how the western part of the state announces their returns first and the eastern part seems to just keep going and going until the western votes are covered.

Posted by: MAGA at April 12, 2017 11:24 AM (A4HOq)

465 Mr. Ryan has just soiled me.

Posted by: Paul Ryan's Roller Coaster Seat at April 12, 2017 11:25 AM (fqERy)

466 Nood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (7AYcm)

467
This 'national conversation' about United Air Lines is dragging out slower than a recalcitrant passenger.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (HTdUD)

468 462 Agreed.The bugbear of the left Fox News,funny now it is increasingly Breitbart that they use in that vein.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (r/0kC)

469
I think those stupid emails he reads are all fake.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45

He read mine on the air many years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (IqV8l)

470 I wonder how the United apologists feel about the airplane passenger situation now that the United CEO has come out and pretty much said the whole thing only happened because of the dirty ignorant racist cops on duty that night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2017 11:20 AM (V2Yro)

You know, a real leader is one who takes responsibility for the crappy performance of his employees.

The United CEO... not so much.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (ZSmF4)

471 New one, corgis!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (NOIQH)

472 I wish Shep and Geraldo would take permanent vacations.

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Shemp never grabbed a pussy in his life!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 11:26 AM (Nwg0u)

473 Single Mother, Daisy Allwymyn (Valerie Bertinelli) boards her seat on United Airlines.

Is Valerie Bertinelli still around? She used to be as cute as a button. I wonder what she looks like now?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 12, 2017 11:27 AM (ZSmF4)

474 One of the three asshole parties involved in the United situation is still acting like an asshole?

Shocking!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 11:27 AM (FqgrG)

475 New to the factor gear lineup:

The Factor gear Hanky and signed bottle of chloroform combo.

Posted by: O'Reilly at April 12, 2017 11:28 AM (qXFhJ)

476 Those Tahitian women sure are ugly.

Posted by: Paul Gauguin at April 12, 2017 11:29 AM (vRcUp)

477 So according to this liberal Hispanic woman, all Hispanic men are sexist pigs.
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They wouldn't be if it weren't for white people forcing them to be.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 11:34 AM (vg8iE)

478 Is Valerie Bertinelli still around? She used to be as cute as a button. I wonder what she looks like now?
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She was on Hot in Cleveland. She looked like she's always looked. I'm surprised the years of cocaine didn't take its toll.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 11:36 AM (vg8iE)

479 "Unless she had polling that was vastly out of line with most polling..."

*sigh*

The polling that gets reported is bandwagon propaganda, forced to come out the way the press wants. She had accurate polls.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 12, 2017 11:56 AM (/rBe4)

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