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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/12/17) It's Good To Be Home Edition
Quotes of The Day
Quote I
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Martin Luther
Doesn't hurt if there is Jello Salad involved. Quote II
A house is no home unless it contain food and fire for the mind as well as for the body. Margaret FullerQuote III
I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess. Colonel SandersQuote III
I live in my own little world. But its OK, they know me here Lauren Myracle
How many of you Morons can relate to this?
Jury duty, something you avoid? Something you would be happy to perform? Prescription to get off jury duty.
How would a physician determine medical “fitness” to serve on a jury? Upon reviewing your individual state’s requirements and understanding the comprehensive clinical picture of his/her patient, a doctor could make a more informed determination. Aside from being over 18 years old due to eligibility requirements, age would be an unlikely consideration in deciphering medical fitness. The individual’s personal capabilities would be of concern, not the wide brush of age 75 or what-have-you.The self-gratification generation. Marriage Sabbatical.
found myself doubting our relationship. I loved Simon with every cell of my being, but was I still in love with him? I missed the intoxicating feeling of our earlier years together. Having ‘settled down’ so young, was I missing out on something better?” she wrote for the Daily Mail. As Warrington realized, this type of lull is normal in a marriage. After all, you can’t keep up that initial intoxication forever. Lust settles and morphs into something different in a happy marriage — a depth of connection and understanding and love. But she wasn’t satisfied.
As with anything in life, if you want something to be successful, you have to work at it.
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe are looking for a few good associates. Unfortunately, law school graduates are having a difficult time in passing the bar exam.
Just when we thought that bar exam performance couldn’t get any worse, lo and behold, the national mean MBE scaled score from the February 2017 has reared its ugly head. Last year, the national mean MBE scaled score from the February bar exam was 135, a 33-year low. This year, that same score is 134, which is the lowest in the history of aggregated MBE results. Exam statistics were first aggregated in 1976. The previous record low for this score was a 134.3, in 1980.
The lack of spell check, caused big problems.
We've mentioned it once or twice before, but sometimes typos are a much bigger deal than you'd think. For every time your stupid thumbs missed a key while texting "first" and left you inadvertently offering to fist your own mother, somebody out there skipped a digit and damn near ended the world. Like so ..
Had some of you Morons been present, just think how history would have been changed.
Are you good at following instructions? Would you electrocute someone if you were told to? New research says you would.
More than 50 years have passed since Yale psychologist Stanley Milgram conducted several highly controversial experiments to determine just how far people would go in the name of following orders. Now, a new study has built on Milgram’s experiments and come to a terrifying conclusion: 90 percent of participants would electrocute an innocent person simply because they were told to do so.
Sharia Law or Prank Law, which is better? You decide.
April 12, 1944, Born on this day, John Kay, guitar, vocals, Steppenwolf, (1968 US No.2 and 1969 UK No.30 single 'Born To Be Wild'). via thisayinmusic.comHappy Birthday!!
April 12, 1967, Mick Jagger was punched in the face by an airport official during a row at Le Bourget Airport in France. Jagger lost his temper after The Stones were being searched for drugs resulting in them missing their flight. via thisdayinmusic.com
Every time I hear this song I think about the cigar smoking preacher, Rev. Gene Scott.
Since we are glad to be home tonight. A blast from the past.
Participation trophies aren't good enough. Boys will be girls and girls will be boys and it's a mixed up world.
The latest girls’ 100- and 200-meter dash winner from Cromwell High School in Connecticut has some broad shoulders, manly biceps, and a mustache — because he’s not a girl. The power of social stigma is strong enough, however, in this politically and culturally Left community to coerce an entire girls’ track team and their families to affirm an idea their eyes and experiences can easily disprove and which is directly harmful to their own aspirations and children.If you don't read the entire piece, please read the first 2-3 paragraphs. Mind boggling.
The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development analyzed how 35 countries tax wage-earners, making it possible to compare tax burdens across the world’s biggest economies. Each year, the OECD measures what it calls the “tax wedge,” the gap between what a worker gets paid and what they actually spend or save. Included are income taxes, payroll taxes, and any tax credits or rebates that supplement worker income. Excluded are the countless other ways that governments levy taxes, such as sales and value-added taxes, property taxes, and taxes on investment income and gains.How convenient that a plethora of taxes weren't included.
New tips, loose change and tax pointers can be sent here. Or here petmorons at gmail. It's all fun and games until someone takes their clothing off and becomes Genius Award Winner.
Not all medical professionals are pretenious assholes. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:53 PM (6gk0M)
Fact Check: On whether NATO is "obsolete" - PolitiFact
Inside Bannon's struggle: From 'shadow president' to Trump's marked man
The Russia story just keeps getting worse for President Trump
President Trump told China's Xi Jinping about Syria airstrikes over chocolate cake
Donald Trump, who doesn't read books, is ignorant of history - and so is his pet chump Sean Spicer
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 09:53 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Agitator at April 12, 2017 09:54 PM (9qQyh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 12, 2017 09:54 PM (M63qU)
Posted by: XPO172 at April 12, 2017 09:54 PM (1PDwB)
Posted by: Rihar at April 12, 2017 09:55 PM (+ao6J)
From the FedArm website for .44/rd 7.62x51
In the loading process, FedArm uses only the top quality NEW 2016 US made SMP 735 powder and CCI primers. Powder is dropped to +/- 0.1 grain tolerance to ensure the highest accuracy.
Each round is hand loaded one bullet at a time, with each powder drop weighed out. This process is typically only used for the most accurate sniper ammo. Then each finished round is hand inspected one by one and packed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (6gk0M)
And his mother needs to be committed.
What the fvck has this world come to?
Where's my bourbon?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 09:57 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 09:57 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2017 09:58 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 09:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2017 09:59 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:59 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 09:59 PM (BO/km)
No telling what evilness takes place in it's basement.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 12, 2017 10:00 PM (E2ZuB)
How My Google News Feed Looks Now:
Story
Source 1: New York Times
Source 2: The Hill
Source 3: Washington Post
Fact Check: Politifact
Opinion: Fox News
In Depth: Huffington Post
Live Updating: USA Today
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 10:00 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (Hxbwp)
For 44 cents/round?
Well, I don't know for sure, but if I were a betting man I would bet a lot of money that it was bullshit. There is some attorney-checked weaseling going on there.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 10:02 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:02 PM (tHwdc)
The rest will either mysteriously disappear or be eaten by gators.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (0deF2)
I don't usually like to brag, but I made my radio talk show debut the other day, discussing the intersection of health care and health insurance:
http://tinyurl.com/l4484fn
Posted by: ibguy at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
time, with each powder drop weighed out. This process is typically only
used for the most accurate sniper ammo. Then each finished round is hand
inspected one by one and packed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (Hxbwp)
This sounds like Weasel-work.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (tHwdc)
Possible? Soitenly. But there are additional steps I'd take to make the most accurate ammo possible.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:04 PM (cPsPa)
It is very, very easy to get out of jury duty. You just have to wear this shirt. Yes, it actually worked for me...
https://goo.gl/iFYREU
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 10:04 PM (6sBpp)
Story
Source 1: New York Times
Source 2: The Hill
Source 3: Washington Post
Fact Check: Politifact
Opinion: Fox News
In Depth: Huffington Post
Live Updating: USA Today
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 10:00 PM (6sBpp)
I have identified the source of your problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2017 10:04 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: huerfano at April 12, 2017 10:04 PM (TO4Og)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 10:05 PM (Hxbwp)
talk show debut the other day, discussing the intersection of health
care and health insurance:
http://tinyurl.com/l4484fn
Posted by: ibguy at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
So there IS a sweet spot where intersectionality occurs?
Congratulations, and I hope you made your points with the listening audience, ibguy!
Continued prayers, of course.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2017 10:06 PM (GgzGa)
Let's see, after Trump won and Hillary lost, the University of Michigan Law School announced that they would have play dough therapy and so on for the whiny, crybaby law students.
Other Universities and cry-ins, therapy dogs, cocoa, coloring book pages, etc. This isn't about just law schools and law students, it's about parents and educators turning kids into losers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2017 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
This is the ticket to have.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:06 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:07 PM (DMUuz)
Only once-fired military brass is used in loading. This brass is acid washed, Camdex processed and trimmed to SAAMI specifications, and electromagnetically inspected for thin walls and defects to ensure safe internal tolerances.
http://bit.ly/2oZBAvx
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 10:07 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: COP0 at April 12, 2017 10:07 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:07 PM (Uxokn)
so old...
Posted by: Ronny in Rotterdam at April 12, 2017 10:08 PM (ihtYN)
I don't usually like to brag, but... Posted by: ibguy
* * * * * *
lol - not "usually"? Just sometimes? Don't see that as "bragging" but rather more of the shameless plug variety.
Posted by: MSTisdale at April 12, 2017 10:08 PM (g9d8D)
talk show debut the other day, discussing the intersection of health
care and health insurance:"
http://tinyurl.com/l4484fn
-Posted by: ibguy at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
Darn it. I have no speakers and my headset is three days away.
*Bookmarked*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)
"OMG, we've been married FOUR WHOLE YEARS. The spark is gone!!! Eleventy!!!"
They did not mention if there was extramarital sex during their "sabbatical."
My guess is that she did, he didn't; the whole thing reeks of beta male.
Also... she called it a sabbatical, perhaps he called it "marital abandonment. "
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (FkAXz)
Living in the modern world makes it possible for crazy people to survive and thrive. That's my only explanation.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
What's all this I hear about new bras?
Posted by: Sexy Emily Littela reboot movie at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (GgzGa)
Well, I only caught 10 seconds of that weasel noise as I was channel surfing by CNN.
Life goes on, fappers.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:06 PM
What are the characteristics of an excellent Daywalker?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (DMUuz)
Just talkin outta my ass here, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Bar exams in each state have gotten easier over the years.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 10:10 PM (pQ2gp)
Prince making pancakes. Just classic.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:10 PM (Uxokn)
University of Michigan Law School announced that they would have play
dough therapy and so on for the whiny, crybaby law students.
Other Universities and cry-ins, therapy dogs, cocoa, coloring book
pages, etc. This isn't about just law schools and law students, it's
about parents and educators turning kids into losers.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I wonder how that will work out once they are out of school. Most of law involves someone winning and someone loosing. These fucks have no idea how to loose.
"Well you lost the case, your client is getting the death penalty but we have this nice participation trophy for you."
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (/Nite)
I hope Our Friend in China takes care of Things.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (UpGcq)
-Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (DMUuz)
Facts, links and proving someone else wrong in a polite manner.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Xaywalker at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Campbells 66 at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (1ArOc)
The legendary firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe spun off a divorce law practice a while back with some junior partners. It's Ditchum, Quicke, and Hyde.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (w+Jhj)
we arrived at Lackland AFB (San Antonio) on March 30. We got our house on Base March 31, household goods were delivered April 1. Spend a week unpacking and setting up house. From what I have seen so far, I love Texas
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (losIw)
Prince making pancakes. Just classic.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:10 PM (Uxokn)<<<
Game... Blouses.
Posted by: "Prince" at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (E2ZuB)
Strange how we were told by the GOPe that Trump was no conservative, and we were told by the GOPe to at least vote for a real Republican not a Democrat just running for the R nomination.
And these same GOPe today are the ones resisting Trump's agenda because it's not "moderate" enough.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
well, the problem with bar exams is they are designed to measure knowledge of the law, not ethnic wisdom.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (cPsPa)
don't care what her views are
She is hawt AF
===
She has the super HAWT/Crazy thing going.
No idea who that guy is but I guarantee you that he is conflicted.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)
--
Plaques.
Law firms are going to have to present Participation Plaques for every Lawyer who Loses The Case. Because Snowflakes Can't Fail.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:13 PM (FkAXz)
-Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM (w+Jhj)
(AP): Gray hair has led to zero deaths over the past fifty years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (/Nite)
Born to Be Wild may be the best rock song of all time.
But to top it, author John Kay has an amazing story. He was born in '44 in Prussia. His mom managed to keep them a step ahead of the Soviets and they spent years in refugee camps before they made their way to Canada.
Born to be wild, indeed
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (bQxkN)
don't care what her views are
She is hawt AF
===
She has the super HAWT/Crazy thing going.
No idea who that guy is but I guarantee you that he is conflicted.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her
her? hot? she has sexless spinster tattooed for her tramp stamp.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2017 10:15 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell
So far, I assume, doesn't include the months of June, July, August, September, and October.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2017 10:15 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
Huh huh huh!
She said shit three times!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:16 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 10:16 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 12, 2017 10:16 PM (s/jqH)
doesn't appear to get one off jury duty in western NC. There was this
lady in my pool two years ago, got on (I didn't). Sweet lady, but when
you're in the pool waiting for 12 to be filled and juror questions are
being repeated four times or more...
Posted by: Sporkatus"
A new WNC Moran posting? Where exactly?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 10:16 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2017 10:16 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: gm at April 12, 2017 10:16 PM (Ib00h)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (CNHr1)
lo and behold, the national mean MBE scaled score from the February 2017
has reared its ugly head."
The educrat authorities in the state of New York just did away with a mandatory literacy exam of long standing.
A mandatory literacy exam for... prospective teachers.
Not that being able to read and write oneself would have any bearing on one's ability to instruct students in those arts. Heavens no!
I suspect we're not far off the mark from when bar exams themselves will be formally struck down as de facto discriminatory against underperforming ethnic applicants to the bar.
Brawndo has electrolytes.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: "Prince" at April 12, 2017 10:12 PM
Undoubtedly Ruffled.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (FkAXz)<<<
I don't know where they got their clothes, but it sure as Hell wasn't the men's section.
Posted by: Charlie Murphy at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (E2ZuB)
her? hot? she has sexless spinster tattooed for her tramp stamp.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Granted it's not like she would finish #6 on the hottest women list
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (K2T58)
This is the ticket to have.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:06 PM (6gk0M)
Post it and kick it.
America, FUCK YEAH!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:18 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:18 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM (BO/km)
They figured out a way to make the rest of us subsidize this. What I can't wrap my head around, is that the advocates of these policies have to know they are counterproductive. Don't they have kids too? Who wants to live in an open air insane asylum zoo? Virtue and integrity is penalized and ostracised, and increasingly, this is codified into law.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 12, 2017 10:18 PM (KQuMS)
I'd hit that, and the dog too.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Granted it's not like she would finish #6 on the hottest women list
Posted by: Rick in SK
she would not finish 6th on the five.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (cPsPa)
http://tinyurl.com/l4484fn
Posted by: ibguy at April 12, 2017 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
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That's OK. J.J. bragged when he got on Levin last year.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)
How's your world, baby girl?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:07 PM (Uxokn)
Mort, I try to make it as good as it can be, thanks!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (tHwdc)
Boy Howdy! Was completely gray by my mid thirties. Haven't croaked yet.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Mine is getting white, not gray. Its also rapidly disappearing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2017 10:15
I lived in Kentucky for 25 years, I know about heat and humidity, and Califuckingfornia for 7 years with just scorching heat. No problem. Besides, I finally got to see a real thunderstorm again. It was awesome
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at April 12, 2017 10:20 PM (losIw)
When I had jury duty one lady stood up and told the judge she was unable to serve because she was mentally ill. The judge wouldn't excuse her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:20 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 12, 2017 10:20 PM (CNHr1)
===
I got 'dirty martini', 'grasshopper' and 'cuba libre' right but I blew it on the creme-based ones.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:21 PM (Uxokn)
Maybe you can get your girls to dress up like boys so they can get on the girls teams.
Posted by: Xaywalker at April 12, 2017 10:21 PM (BO/km)
I'm a 31yo Georgia Tech BSME.
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 12, 2017 10:21 PM (1ArOc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (cPsPa)<<<
**starts slipping off suspenders**
How you doin?!
Posted by: Bob Beckel at April 12, 2017 10:21 PM (E2ZuB)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:21 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2017 10:21 PM (dQJlk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2017 10:22 PM (pY+s4)
Hell, Kimberly Guilfoyle was wearing a pantsuit today on The Five, and some tame shoes, not some of those F-me spikes with the red soles and all that she usually wears.
And Ainsley Earhardt was wearing a damn pantsuit this morning as well, I think.
I mean shit. What's the point in watching without the leg show?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 10:22 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Puddleglum"
Technically I should have said white. At least I still have a bunch and have to get it cut regularly. If I didn't dye it, it'd look like the sheep shearing contest had been held at the barber shop.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)
Boys Will Keep Winning Girls' Sports Trophies...
As we saw with political correctness, it eventually jumps the shark, has nowhere to go, is ridiculed universally, and then it resets (only to start over again).
But how on earth do we get off this crazy train of trans-sports changing everything in a post "everyone-gets-a-trophy" world? I just don't see how to get out of this travesty of ilk...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 10:23 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Sexy Emily Littela reboot movie at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM
My understanding is that among the 'ettes, bras are old and busted, and corsets are the new hotness.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
Duck and cover!!
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Shelter in place!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)
-Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:23 PM (DMUuz)
*crosses fingers*
Please, please, please, please, please!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2017 10:24 PM (dQJlk)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 10:25 PM (Uxokn)
22 Does this seem even remotely plausible?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (Hxbwp)
For 44 cents/round?
Well, I don't know for sure, but if I were a betting man I would bet a lot of money that it was bullshit. There is some attorney-checked weaseling going on there.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 10:02 PM (rF0hx)
Errr, that per round cost is in XM193 territory. No fucking way they're doing all that semi-handloading shit. Especially for 7.62x51.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 10:25 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2017 10:25 PM (dQJlk)
Doesn't matter as long as you get yours.
Posted by: Thrasymachus at April 12, 2017 10:25 PM (BO/km)
If this gay guy wants to pretend he's a girl, or is having a tough time, that's fine. What isn't fine is his expecting everyone else to go to ridiculous lengths to pander to him. Sometimes you just don't get what you want out of life.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 10:14 PM (bQxkN)
When I first rode a Harley down the road.... You're gonna start singing it, it just happens. "Gitcher motor runnin'... Head out on the highway!!" Shit eating grin ensues.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 12, 2017 10:26 PM (KQuMS)
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at April 12, 2017 10:20 PM
Howdy! and welcome y'all! Just saw our first firefly of the season up here near Austin.
And congratulations on your escape from the PDRK!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Only goal from the Rangers designated goon, Tanner Glass. Propitious? Let us pray
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 10:27 PM (bQxkN)
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I'll give an explanation a try.
I believe that politicians want crazy, unproductive people in the US. Having a low IQ is a bonus. Which is why the love Muslims. They WANT a large portion of the nation (a majority in fact) to be 100% dependent on Uncle Sam.
Why?
If you are dependent on the gubbermint, you will vote EVERY SINGLE TIME for the person who will give you the most freebies.
That means... jobs for life for our politicians, as long as they keep the benjamins flowing. They can then enact whatever policies they want, as long as their constituents on the dole keep getting a check.
Sure, that means that the "makers" have to work twice as hard to support the "takers" but as long as the takers are in the majority, and the makers are busy working, it's cool.
As for what happens when the makers leave... well, there's this thing called a printing press that can be used to create dollars...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:28 PM (FkAXz)
Gooooood evening, MisHum, and all ye little Hordelings.
Posted by: meowndful webworker - math is Horde at April 12, 2017 10:30 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell
Its not August
Posted by: Jean
I'll take Texas August over Michigan January anytime.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:30 PM (/Nite)
Hm, tax at the gas station. There's a tax where they don't want you to know how much you're paying per year.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
That's fucking depressing for the ONT. It is true, but...
Damnit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:31 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Kill 'em All T-Shirt at April 12, 2017 10:31 PM (KQuMS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM (cPsPa)
Ahhh "the list". But since it's comprised of people that it's a virtual impossibility you'll ever actually fuck, you get the freebie. Like say Chris Pratt or Jason Momoa. Not gonna happen, but on the very off chance it's ok.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:31 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell
Heh. Years ago I was driving to Vegas in the middle of the night to get to a convention the next day.
There was a thunderstorm passing by as I drove down into the valley.
The most amazing sights I've ever seen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (GgzGa)
Those clever creatures that know how to play the game so well that they often win.
Posted by: Thrasymachus at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (BO/km)
-Posted by: meowndful webworker - math is Horde at April 12, 2017 10:30 PM (hGZJP)
*bounces around with a helium voice*
Gooood Eeeeevening!
/end "Hordeling"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (tHwdc)
Heavy metal thunder. John Kay invented the phrase
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
meh, wouldn't moronettes be more of a bustier bunch?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:19 PM (tHwdc)
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Evening Miley. How are you tonight?
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (M63qU)
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Jasper Perino at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (S8ozK)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)
I've fantasizes about booby trapping things that people steal but I would never do it.
Someone stole a UPS box with two flower bulbs in it from my office. I hope they were disappointed.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (dQJlk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
oh so it is not supposed to be your neighbor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Die Fucker Die T-Shirt at April 12, 2017 10:35 PM (BO/km)
I do know there was a Friends episode where they each made a 'Freebie List' of five people and after much laboring, Ross bumps Isabella Rossellini off his list. Then he bumps into her...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 10:35 PM (6sBpp)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
Get your head out of your ass and join the party, Good Sir!
'Ettes in sexy clothes. C'mon. Don't be a downer!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:35 PM (6gk0M)
That's fucking depressing for the ONT. It is true, but...
Damnit.
--
Well, the only positive I can see is that the GOPe is run by corporations, and until we become a society that is 100% automated, they need workers. So the GOPe is likely to keep fighting the Free Shit Army.
Until they out breed us.
However... lots of the Free Shit Army like crime, so large numbers of them will be in jail. As they are now.
SIgh.
Here's a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNMK65mFBx8
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:36 PM (FkAXz)
There was the usual, and then one of his mother's friends appeared. "You are sick!" she screamed. IIRC, in his fantasies, he killed her off so he wouldn't be cheating on her, which pissed her off even more.
And then she ended up dreaming about some beefcake doctor at a hospital. Where Doug had just died.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 10:36 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Jasper at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Had a hell of a time lighting the damn things.
Posted by: CaliStoner at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 10:25 PM
There's things they mention that don't quite jibe for me. They say bullets are hand loaded individually, and each round individually inspected. I'd guess everything else is automated. Light crimp. Even with the deal they're undoubtedly getting on once-fired brass, and overrun bullets, grump's right, seems non-intuitive.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: United Airlines at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (8zL5i)
'Ettes in sexy clothes. C'mon. Don't be a downer!
Posted by: Slapweasel
not sure who should take that the wrong way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:23 PM (
It's been a while since we a Trashy Lingerie shopping night.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)
Ahh a kindred spirit.
Posted by: Die Fucker Die T-Shirt at April 12, 2017 10:35 PM
I see the HQ's ONT Moron Club's Etsy shop is coming along nicely...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:38 PM (FkAXz)
___
If a womyn isn't making her "husband" unhappy, she really isn't a womyn is she?
Posted by: Feminists at April 12, 2017 10:38 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:39 PM (6gk0M)
++++
Are you sure it was misplaced? The people who wanted to lecture you from a billboard might have chosen that spot very deliberately. For your own good.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2017 10:39 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:30 PM (/Nite)
100 degrees and 95% humidity?
No thanks. I'll take a Midwestern winter any day....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 10:40 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: fluffeh at April 12, 2017 10:40 PM (jw2Xw)
--
It is 110% work safe and even child safe. Guaranteed.
/hint: it is tangentially related to a thread that MisHum does on Saturday afternoon...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:40 PM (FkAXz)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)
*Dances in Circles of Joy*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)
===
Memorial Day is just a few weeks away. Just sayin'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2017 10:41 PM (EZebt)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)
*Dances in Circles of Joy*
Posted by: Slapweasel
you know you do not get to try them on right?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (JZdsf)
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LOL. I visited it when I was in LA years ago. Well worth the trip.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 12, 2017 09:53 PM (6sBpp)
Nathan, I have been enjoying your posts. I love how AoS inspires these little corner shops of bonus content.
Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (M63qU)
I need a ride. You got a convertible? Top.Must.Be.Down.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (cPsPa)
*sulks*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:43 PM (6gk0M)
He had the gall to claim the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor.
Can you believe that shit?
Posted by: The Fake News Media at April 12, 2017 10:43 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Born, raised and lived a big chunk of my life in the Midwest. Just got tired of cold, dreary winters.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:43 PM (/Nite)
They care so much about you that they badgered all those companies at the bottom of the billboard. Oh, and they had enough money left over for the billboard.
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (8zL5i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNMK65mFBx8
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:36 PM (
That's so sweet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (u8Ywb)
That really is good advise. Near 'bout impossible but something to shoot for.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (tHwdc)
How about a pickup and I wear a wife-beater ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
-Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (fiGNd)
I'm in.
Where are we going?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:43 PM (/Nite)
Understood.
But a grand winter morning with fresh snow and a bright sky and a hot cup of coffee and the trees glistening with a light coating of snow and ice is something to behold....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:42 PM (tHwdc)
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Sure, good to go. How long of a ride are we taking?
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (M63qU)
I have a convertible. It's pretty.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 10:46 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
walking outside first thing in the morning, right after you have shaved, and having the subzero air hit you in the face is a bracing and enjoyable event.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:46 PM (cPsPa)
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The best winter days are the ones that are gray. It's like being trapped in a black and white movie. White snow, black trees and gray sky. Really beautiful.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:46 PM (FkAXz)
She spent eight months on her own in Ibiza. I hope her husband insisted on her getting tested for STDs before letting her back in the house.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:40 PM
Not to be all argumentative and shit, Slap, but Gambols is the verb you seek.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
bright sky and a hot cup of coffee and the trees glistening with a light
coating of snow and ice is something to behold....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
It is. Now if it could be arraigned for winter to last for 3 or 4 weeks...
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:47 PM (/Nite)
I got to feel the wind in my hair, though.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:47 PM (6gk0M)
It blows. We give it two thumbs up!
Posted by: The WaPo at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (BO/km)
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Screw you
.
So what if it took a private tutor, and three attempts, for me to pass. I passed the damn thing, didn't I?
Now, I'm off to fly my plane. I suppose you think that I'm unqualified to do that too?
Posted by: Zombie John-John at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (ZO497)
Note that for the record Auschwitz was in occupied Poland and was liberated by the Soviets.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (cPsPa)
Where are we going?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (6gk0M)
Slap ... that was funny. Ya' shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (fiGNd)
"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Martin Luther"
That really is good advise. Near 'bout impossible but something to shoot for.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (BO/km)
Had it, done it, it's as wonderful as it sounds. Would like to do it again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:48 PM (S6Pax)
-Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
*HAH!*
I'm an original. I'll not use AtC's verbiage.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (6gk0M)
"Well you lost the case, your client is getting the death penalty but we have this nice participation trophy for you."
Posted by: Aviator
Wait til they get into a courtroom and get yelled at by the judge. In front of a courtroom full of people. I was in a courtroom once where the police officer who was hanging around had his cell phone ring. On the same day the judge asked the client a question and his lawyer tried to answer for the client. The judge snapped at the lawyer, and the lawyer was from the judge's brother's law firm.
Then there is the issue of criminal lawyers having to deal with the dregs of the earth.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sexy Emily Littela reboot movie at April 12, 2017 10:09 PM
My understanding is that among the 'ettes, bras are old and busted, and corsets are the new hotness.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2017 10:23 PM (DMUuz)
I don't know if I can continue with all this winning.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (rF0hx)
That's really sounds lovely. Especially at Christmas time.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (u8Ywb)
It blows. We give it two thumbs up!
Posted by: The WaPo
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Worse thing we've ever read. We're buying extra copies for our employees.
Posted by: Boston Globe at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:44 PM (fiGNd)
Maybe if you take off the wife-beater...
Nah, I want a convertible.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (6gk0M)
She spent eight months on her own in Ibiza.
She should seriously consider dumping any fool who would take her back.
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 10:50 PM (8zL5i)
I can vaguely remember watching it first run as a little kid. But that was one tough son of a bitch.
The other night, he gets in the car, notices the car that has been following him is right behind him. He calls Peggy, his secretary, and when looks up, there's the driver, a mob thug, right in his face. He (of course) tells him it would be wise to get off the case.
Mannix makes some wise crack, then opens the door, and floor the accelerator, knocking the guy over good. Then he jumps out, disarms him, and knocks the shit out of him.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 10:50 PM (aKqWT)
winter weather is that after you have been outside all day doing
whatever, everyone is happy to get back inside an snuggle.
Posted by: yankeefifth
On the other hand when it is really hot outside everyone is happy to get back inside in the air conditioning and strip off their clothes.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:50 PM (/Nite)
It is. Now if it could be arraigned for winter to last for 3 or 4 weeks...
--
winter= lawn does not grow.
maor cold weather please.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:50 PM (FkAXz)
You people are going cabin crazy. It's in the 80s here Hold on Summer is coming.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (M63qU)
Until the money runs out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
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The best winter days are the ones that are gray. It's like being trapped in a black and white movie. White snow, black trees and gray sky. Really beautiful.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:46 PM (FkAXz)
Better yet. Sub zero temperatures on a cloudless winter night. You can hear forever. Especially the killer clown butchering his victim behind old man Wilson's barn up the road a piece.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2017 10:51 PM (TaqZ6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)
I was buying lingerie with the late beloved fiance in mind. The salesgirl innocently asked me what his favorite color in lingerie was. I replied, "Floor." She started sputtering and laughing and I said, "Yep, it doesn't matter one bit what color it is because he wants it off and on the floor." We laughed and laughed. Durn, I miss that man.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 10:51 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: shibumi
I used to go cross country skiing a lot with my best friend, years ago.
One night we went skiing in the woods in the middle of the night. It was just so really cool.
But those days are gone forever, over a long time ago
Oh yeah....
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:51 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: t-bird
Volume 1 was a bumper sticker. Volume 2 is a napkin from a McDonalds?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2017 10:52 PM (pY+s4)
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Pretty sure it doesn't work like that.
Any idiot that would go along with a "sabbatical" where she lives in "Ibiza"and he stays home working is going to be kissing her feet when she returns.
Beta.
Male.
Cuck.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:52 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:45 PM (u8Ywb)
So's mine, except for the dings.
Upside - no need to worry about further dings. Right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:49 PM (u8Ywb)
I think winter is wonderful. Even in coastal Northern California, where I lived for years, it was sometimes beautiful. The inland valleys would freeze on cold nights and there would be a wonderful patina of frost on the grass and we could see our breath and the air was incredibly crisp and clear....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 10:52 PM (rF0hx)
"Until the money runs out."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
Pat Benatar comes to mind right about now.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
If you aren't an actual cowboy, no woman wants to see that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2017 10:53 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
Miley ... I hope you take this the way I intend it ...
... you remind me of my people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:54 PM (fiGNd)
++++
Hmm... They built a new study based on a famous old sturdy. Just one thing. The old study was fake science.
After an investigation of the test, Australian psychologist Gina Perry re-evaluated Milgram's data and stated that Milgram had manipulated his results. "Overall, over half disobeyed," Perry stated. She found, contrary to the popular version, that there is a "troubling mismatch between (published) descriptions of the experiment and evidence of what actually transpired". She concludes, that many subjects didn't in fact believe in the reality of the experiments, that "at some level, they'd seen through the ruse" and that it is "more truthful to say that only half of the people who undertook the experiment fully believed it was real, and of those, two-thirds (i.e. some 33 per cent of all) disobeyed the experimenter". On the Holocaust connection, Perry writes: "You have this neat analogy (with the Holocaust). But without that rhetorical framework, Milgram's experiments become no more than reality TV. It's clothed as science and, once clothed as science, you can sell it as science. The rhetorical framing is crucial to the survival of the obedience studies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_
experiment#Charges_of_data_manipulation
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)
It blows. We give it two thumbs up!
Posted by: The WaPo
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Worse thing we've ever read. We're buying extra copies for our employees.
Posted by: Boston Globe
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It's a definitive argument for book-burning. We're buying copies for all of the Chicago School System students.
Posted by: Chicago Tribune at April 12, 2017 10:54 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 10:55 PM (6gk0M)
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winter= lawn does not grow.
maor cold weather please.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:50 PM (FkAXz)
So you people that have very cold weather, you don't have to mow your lawn all winter?
The only time we don't have to mow our lawn is when it rains and it's too wet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:55 PM (u8Ywb)
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Pfft. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at April 12, 2017 10:56 PM (ZO497)
Any idiot that would go along with a "sabbatical" where she lives in "Ibiza"and he stays home working is going to be kissing her feet when she returns.
Beta.
Male.
Cuck.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:52 PM (FkAXz)
Pretty much. I guarantee you she had more cocks in her than a stadium full of U of South Carolina fans.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
There are two seasons in Wisconsin- winter and road construction.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&&V sez yay it's baseball season at April 12, 2017 10:56 PM (P8951)
I always thought either that was BS or most people are really just assholes.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:56 PM (BO/km)
There was the usual, and then one of his mother's friends appeared. "You are sick!" she screamed. IIRC, in his fantasies, he killed her off so he wouldn't be cheating on her, which pissed her off even more.
And then she ended up dreaming about some beefcake doctor at a hospital. Where Doug had just died.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 10:36 PM (aKqWT)
There was one episode where they were telling each other who their "Free 5" were. She listed the typical movie stars and he listed people that they knew.
What's really funny about it, one was the nail tech at the place where Carrie had her nails done. That actress was actually Kevin James' wife.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at April 12, 2017 10:57 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 12, 2017 10:57 PM (1ArOc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2017 10:57 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:57 PM (BO/km)
It freezes like that where I live. I complain I'm freezing when it's cold. Like high 50's.
It's pretty if you don't have to go outside I've decided. It's better by the fire.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (u8Ywb)
I always thought either that was BS or most people are really just assholes.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 10:56 PM (BO/km)
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
maor cold weather please.
Posted by: shibumi
Goes dormant here and doesn't grow in the winter. Doesn't grow much during the heat of the summer either, unless you want to put expensive water on it.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (eeTCA)
I did NOT need that mental picture. Who has the brain bleach?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (Zd2ZF)
The only time we don't have to mow our lawn is when it rains and it's too wet.
Posted by: CaliGirl
I mowed the lawn for the first time since October last Saturday, just because it looked uneven and ratty, and I wanted mulch up all the leaves that I hadn't raked up since last fall.
But I had hardly any snow this winter. Just wet and rainy and cold and unpleasant.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (S6Pax)
... you remind me of my people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 10:54 PM (fiGNd)
Sounds like a compliment. I'll take it as such.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jasper Perino at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (S8ozK)
Dude.
You want stories?
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 12, 2017 10:59 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: freaked
Not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:59 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: shibumi
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Against the gray skies, the bare trees are like pencil sketches.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at April 12, 2017 11:00 PM (ZO497)
Yep. I was horrified by the Milgram experiment when I first read of it back in the '70's, but it's now considered a misleading and unethical abuse of science.
Falsely reported by the media of course - just like they falsely reported that Kitty Genovese was left to die by her neighbors and nobody called the cops, when in fact people did.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&&V sez yay it's baseball season at April 12, 2017 11:00 PM (P8951)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (u8Ywb)
I'm thinking Anderson Valley...it gets below freezing occasionally.
Friends had a ranch there and I used to spend a lot of time on it...hunting and wine tasting and having a grand old time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
Yep.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 11:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 10:17 PM (K2T5
<<<So... Moron top 5 hottest women list. Go.
(I guess 'Ettes can play too with a top 5 men's list)
((oh, and Winona Ryder 5 times doesn't count... 'cause I'm sure that's possible in some quarters))
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 12, 2017 11:01 PM (E2ZuB)
Oh my, that's nice. We just change the day we mow our lawn if it rains. I think we went 2 weeks once this winter because it kept raining.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:01 PM (u8Ywb)
terrifying conclusion: 90 percent of participants would electrocute an
innocent person simply because they were told to do so.
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Sounds like psych grad students. Fuckers take evil pleasure in administering shocks to their undergrad test subjects.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc)
___
Its not gay if you are pitching Barry.
Unfortunately as everyone saw on opening day a few years ago Barry, you can't pitch.
Anyway, assume the position it is go time baby.
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 12, 2017 11:02 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (K2T58)
The only time we don't have to mow our lawn is when it rains and it's too wet.
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So, it's like this, at least in Michigan:
You only have to shovel snow when there's over an inch or so of snow. Some shovel more, others less. It does not snow every week; this winter, I've only had to use the snow blower about six times. The grass goes dormant in the cold weather.
From April to October, you mow your lawn every week.
Random snow shoveling December - March or weekly mowing. Choose one.
BTW, if your lawn gets too high, the city will fine you. If it rains six days in a row, you'd best be out there on day seven mowing...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
You didn't fall for that old gag, did you?
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (/Nite)
To be fair, law school doesn't prepare you for taking the bar exam. At all. That's why bar prep course companies make shit-tons of money.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
I was born in the wrong state.
If I could afford to, I'd live in Wisconsin in the summer and be an Arizona snowbird during the winter.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&&V sez yay it's baseball season at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (P8951)
Thank you! I've been told by folks who listened in that I acquitted myself well.
I'll have a Baby Sister Update tomorrow.
Posted by: ibguy at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (vUcdz)
The "ethics of psychological experiments" standards now make replicating it impossible now, I think. They can't really make someone think they are really hurting someone, much less going to kill them. It's unethical now to subject someone to that kind of stress.
So they argue about the conclusions and "what it was really measuring".
Another "good one" was the Stanford Prison Experiment. That one, I can believe, as it agrees with my assessment of human nature. Give someone unchecked power, and they'll become a tyrannical, sadistic asshole.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 11:04 PM (aKqWT)
Someone stole a UPS box with two flower bulbs in it from my office. I hope they were disappointed.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:33 PM (u8Ywb)
Once someone stole a pair of prescription sunglasses from my unlocked car.
I'm very nearsighted, and I still smile thinking of the guy putting them on. They probably ended up in a trash can somewhere.
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2017 11:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (u8Ywb)
I'm thinking Anderson Valley...it gets below freezing occasionally.
Friends had a ranch there and I used to spend a lot of time on it...hunting and wine tasting and having a grand old time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 11:01 PM (rF0hx)
That's way north from me. I've never been there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:04 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: t-bird
Volume 1 was a bumper sticker. Volume 2 is a napkin from a McDonalds?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2017 10:52 PM (pY+s4)<<<
The volume on his works while editor for the Harvard Law review was very environmentally friendly. No trees were harmed in it's making.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (E2ZuB)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (qUNWi)
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You learn to be an actual lawyer in the school of hard knocks. A law school degree is just the admission ticket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Also reveals the restraining value of empathy. Sidekick NPC? Bitch is getting shot by the player, a lot, more if they aren't relatable.
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 12, 2017 11:06 PM (1ArOc)
RuPaul
Caitlyn Jenner
Chelsea Manning
Jamie Lee Curtis
and of course my gal Michelle Obama who somehow comes just ahead of the rest of them.
/Please don't hit me again Michelle
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 12, 2017 11:06 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 11:03 PM (/Nite)
I.Needed.The.Points.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:04 PM (u8Ywb)
It's beautiful. And when I was there the highway patrol drove through once a day, and the game wardens showed up a few times each year.
So we could do pretty much what we wanted, and it was nice. It was only when I moved East that I realized that hunting season is a thing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 11:07 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 12, 2017 11:06 PM (1ArOc)
If the NPC keeps getting in my way and fucking up the game for me, I'm shooting her if I can.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
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Hey Lon Horiuchi - see that woman holding a baby? Shoot her in the head. No, of course that's totally legal I'm your boss.
Posted by: Some Bureaucrat at April 12, 2017 11:08 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:08 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 11:04 PM (aKqWT)
Which is why I disagreed with ace's assessment of Little Kim as a millennial asshole. He might be a millennial but that's not his issue. It's that he was raised to be a pampered, spoiled brat and in the shithole that is NK he has unlimited power.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&&V sez yay it's baseball season at April 12, 2017 11:08 PM (P8951)
My husband always says a little bit of power is dangerous.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:08 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 12, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
huh?
Posted by: Obersturmfuhrer Dildo at April 12, 2017 11:09 PM (rF0hx)
The only time we don't have to mow our lawn is when it rains and it's too wet.
Posted by: CaliGirl
I mowed the lawn for the first time since October last Saturday, just because it looked uneven and ratty, and I wanted mulch up all the leaves that I hadn't raked up since last fall.
But I had hardly any snow this winter. Just wet and rainy and cold and unpleasant.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 12, 2017 10:58 PM (S6Pax)
We had a pretty mild winter, but we don't have to mow from about late November to the middle of March. Sometimes if I put the fertilizer down in late February, I'll have to mow the first week of March, but I didn't do it this year, and the first mow was because it looked scraggly.
I'm hoping for a drier spring and summer this year so that I don't have to mow every week. The first 7 years we lived in the house, I barely mowed from the middle of June until late September. Last about 10 years it has been rainy all summer long.
Mild winter also sucks because I went out to talk to some jackass that was driving his truck across my yard to get to a neighbors backyard, and when I came in, I found a couple of ticks climbing up my leg. Yeah, the ticks are gonna be awesome this year.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at April 12, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL)
Also reveals the restraining value of empathy
***
The first thing you do when preparing someone for war is to get them to see the other side as not human for exactly that reason.
Speaking of which, hasn't the left been doing that to us for a couple of decades now?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (FkAXz)
"Hot" is whory and skankish, (Carmen Electra)
"Beautiful" is Miss America, (Harrison Faulkner)
"Longing" are older women, (who make beautiful lovers), (Joan Lunden)
"Fetish" is the final category. I had "A Thing" for Carole Kane from "Taxi", back in the day.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: davidt at April 12, 2017 11:11 PM (XoldI)
Colonel Sanders
Burger King
Mr. Clean
Captain Morgan
Green Giant"
-Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (FkAXz)
I'd like to stock your shelves.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:11 PM (6gk0M)
It's clothed as science and, once clothed as science, you can sell it as science.
And the science is SETTLED!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
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Pretty sure I said it better.
Posted by: Lord Acton at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (aZq03)
One night we went skiing in the woods in the middle of the night. It was just so really cool.
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Back in December the dog had been having some digestive troubles, so when she woke me up with "Take me outside!" noises at 3:30 a.m., I did.
The moon was near full, but with scudding overcast, so it was never completely out, but enough defused moonlight to see. It was a bit foggy and cold, maybe 40 degrees.
We walked down an empty parkway with large trees and a creek running through the center of it. All-in-all, if the headless horseman had come galloping through, the scene would have been complete.
The weird thing is, the dog was having a great time...and so was I. I mean, I don't know what set the endorphins off, but it was a euphoric experience.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (ZO497)
"Sharia Law or Prank Law, which is better?
Pre-planned Jackass audition reel."
Everybody gets a free "Hold My Beer" t-shirt as compensation.
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (d3wbb)
Is it possible for a person to exist that would not succumb? I mean, besides me?
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly the man called MrCaniac at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (1JnAL)
Which is why I disagreed with ace's assessment of Little Kim as a millennial asshole. He might be a millennial but that's not his issue. It's that he was raised to be a pampered, spoiled brat and in the shithole that is NK he has unlimited power.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&&V sez yay it's baseball season at April 12, 2017 11:08 PM (P8951)
Agreed. There have been spoiled, pampered brats with unlimited power in various times and cultures throughout history. It has nothing to do with millennials.
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
Colonel Sanders
Burger King
Mr. Clean
Captain Morgan
Green Giant
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (FkAXz)<<<
**suddenly appears in bed beside you**
Posted by: the creepy Burger King at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (E2ZuB)
Posted by: Last at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (8HiDF)
Posted by: davidt"
Or just say you're a member of the Fully Informed Jury Association.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cicero
True of many endeavors in life. I had a grizzled flight instructor tell me that getting a pilots certificate was a license to learn. You start out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. If things work out well you fill the experience bag before the luck bag is empty.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2017 11:13 PM (ZO497)
Pre-planned Jackass audition reel."
Japanese prank TV shows are much better. Plus the commercials rock.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (w+Jhj)
George Washington?
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (ZO497)
**suddenly appears in bed beside you**
Posted by: the creepy Burger King at April 12, 2017 11:12 PM
"Did you bring chicken fries? And real fries? And is Dr. Pepper with you? If not, don't bother staying!!!"
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (FkAXz)
++++
I'm a fan of Jagger and the Stones. But, he seems like a guy who could use a smack in the mouth every so often.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (R+30W)
Yeah. Some of them write funny limericks too.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 11:15 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:56 PM (6gk0M)
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Well... that didn't work-out as well as I had planned it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)
Hillary said the same damned thing, between cussing up a storm and throwing movable objects.
Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2017 11:15 PM (zlQMj)
Yeah. Some of them write funny limericks too.
-Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 11:15 PM (nlbfN)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:15 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2017 11:16 PM (ZO497)
George Washington?
Posted by: eleven "
Oh yea him. I guess so.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 11:16 PM (BO/km)
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Yes, though it requires a pretty damn strong moral sense.
If you look at someone like Pinochet, he acquired a high level of control in Chile, mostly fixed the issues they faced, and then gave up power...of course he probably held on to power a lot longer then he needed to.
Other more obvious examples with be George Washington or Cinncinatus, though especially in the former case he was careful not to give himself too much power to begin with...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2017 11:16 PM (aZq03)
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I just show them I'm a member of FUPA!
Posted by: lena dunham at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (nlbfN)
-Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2017 11:15 PM (zlQMj)
Compare me to Hillary again and I'll move across the street from you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (qUNWi)
Nope. Whiskey Rebellion.
I'm pretty sure some of those ol' boys in PA were thinking to themselves ... I Fought For This ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Shanks for the memory at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (TdCQk)
Posted by: ibguy at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (vUcdz)
Colonel Sanders
Burger King
Mr. Clean
Captain Morgan
Green Giant
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (FkAXz)
How you doing baby?
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: lena dunham at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at April 12, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL)
The mosquitos are bad this year because we had so much rain. My son had a tick a few weeks ago.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:18 PM (u8Ywb)
Is it possible for a person to exist that would not succumb? I mean, besides me?
George Washington?
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 11:18 PM (VdICR)
Taylor Kitsch
Chris Pratt
Jason Momoa
Chris Evans
Scott Eastwood
Chris & Liam Hemsworth
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)
So you people that have very cold weather, you don't have to mow your lawn all winter?
The only time we don't have to mow our lawn is when it rains and it's too wet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 10:55 PM (u8Ywb)
I regard winter as a blessed three-month vacation from yard work. Winter is my favorite season.
Having to *occasionally* shovel my driveway is nowhere near as bad as having to mow the lawn *every damn weekend*.
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2017 11:19 PM (sdi6R)
I bookmarked it. I will listen tomorrow.
Continued prayers for Joyce as well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:19 PM (u8Ywb)
Today, I got a call that was a spontaneous job interview. A screening call. I did not know that is what the call was going to be.
Good news: Resume resulted in response.
Bad news: Totally botched it. Big time. Had no idea what job it was for and who the company was. Could not remember. At all.
Good news: Salary was probably way under what I would want, and I was probably horrifically over-qualified.
Good news: I now know that if I'm doing a quick interview call, I need some sort of list of points to hit, rather than babbling incoherently. Which I did.
So.. I probably came out ahead. By just a bit.
And had a really interesting Skype call with someone about drone tracking technology. So... I guess it has been a good day.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:19 PM (FkAXz)
One night we went skiing in the woods in the middle of the night. It was just so really cool."
Me and a friend went cross country mountain biking in the snow in the middle of the night. With a full moon out it's almost like daylight.
Also, I've played paintball in the middle of deep woods under a full moon. It's really wild creeping around knowing somebody might shoot you at any second with a .68 caliber paintball that's moving aprox. 250 FPS. (usually we had the guns tuned to 300 FPS, but for the night games we turned them down a bit because of the much closer encounter ranges)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 11:20 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:14 PM (FkAXz)<<<
**pulls bottle of Captain out from under the covers**
Posted by: the creepy Burger King at April 12, 2017 11:20 PM (E2ZuB)
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2017 11:20 PM (BO/km)
Taylor Kitsch
Chris Pratt
Jason Momoa
Chris Evans
Scott Eastwood
Chris & Liam Hemsworth
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)
I second that list. It's a helluva list.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:20 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Big Boy at April 12, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: the creepy Burger King
Are you going to put that in Dr Pepper?
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 11:21 PM (/Nite)
Having to *occasionally* shovel my driveway is nowhere near as bad as having to mow the lawn *every damn weekend*.
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THIS. 110%
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:21 PM (FkAXz)
Colonel Sanders
Burger King
Mr. Clean
Captain Morgan
Green Giant
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (FkAXz)
How you doing baby?
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM
Don't forget the man in the little boat.
Posted by: Tidy Bowl Man at April 12, 2017 11:22 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:22 PM (6gk0M)
Y'all sleep tight.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 11:22 PM (fiGNd)
Taylor Kitsch
Chris Pratt
Jason Momoa
Chris Evans
Scott Eastwood
Chris Liam Hemsworth
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)
Who are these people?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: the creepy Burger King
Are you going to put that in Dr Pepper?
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 11:21 PM (/Nite)<<<
Uh, phrasing. And fuck no. I don't swing that way.
Posted by: Dr. Pepper at April 12, 2017 11:23 PM (E2ZuB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 12, 2017 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
YouTube vids take up all our vid-watching time sometimes. Movie trailers, cute critter bits, regulars like Crowder or Diamond & Silk. Ends up, we don't get to our series, or movies. (Or ONT comment reading!)
Can be like only eating salads, no main course.
Okay, heading home. Might be back once the dust settles...
Posted by: meowndful webworker - just passing through at April 12, 2017 11:24 PM (hGZJP)
They had to end the experiment early, because the guards were becoming sadistic and doing sick shit.
They are criticisms of that one as well, saying the guards knew it wasn't real and were just "acting" for the benefit of the researchers running the thing. Giving them something to talk about.
Again, current standards prevent any experiments like this being done now. Again, unethical to subject people to this kind of emotional (and physical) distress.
One argument they make, and one I tend to agree with, is we don't like to look at stuff like this because we can't handle the truth about human nature. We don't want to know how sick we can become.
The upshot of all this to me is that authority is *VERY* dangerous thing to give to people. There should always be checks. And transparency.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 11:24 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2017 11:24 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2017 11:24 PM (uKRys)
I found that getting off the juror rolls is harder than it should be after once you are on the list and have actually served on trials. It seems like they want the same few jurors over and over, I guess because they are reliable. I do have a medical condition, a damaged heart at 50% power. I wrote numerous letters to get off the rolls after my last summons, but kept getting bullshit responses. The last letter I finally let loose on their stupidity in wanting a juror who fell asleep at odds times, stating I'm sure judges would love that. I also took swipes at the judicial system as a whole, mentioning gender-action idiot judges like the Wise Latina. Never heard from them again.
Moral of the story: Never be polite to The Bureaucracy. Instead, kick 'em right in their government union pension-loving groins.
Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2017 11:25 PM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:23 P
LOL. My thought exactly.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:26 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Dr. Pepper
That's not what you said about the Whopper.
Posted by: Burger King at April 12, 2017 11:27 PM (/Nite)
Need a job as Arizona's next Senator?
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I was babbling incoherently, not spewing constant libspeak while pretending to be something else entirely.
Pretty sure that means I'm unqualified to be an AZ senator...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:28 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:23 PM (
Taylor Kitsch: John Carter of Mars
Chris Pratt: Starlord of Galaxy Quest
Jason Momoa: khal drogo, aquaman
Chris Evans: captain America
Scott Eastwood: clint's son
Chris Liam Hemsworth: Thor
Oops left off Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 11:21 PM (/Nite)
Dr Pepper loves have stuff put into him!!!
:::tosses confetti:::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zj9XyA9J5E
Posted by: Rip Taylor at April 12, 2017 11:28 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 11:18 PM (VdICR)
++++
Depends on what you think the purpose of a law degree is. If it is to show that one has received the appropriate training and is prepared to represent the clients who may choose to hire him, then his ability to find a job is irrelevant.
On the other hand, if you believe the purpose of requiring lawyers to obtain degrees before they can practice law is to limit the supply of lawyers and keep that labor market tight (and thus driving up the cost of hiring a lawyer), then you maybe right and we need to make it harder for people to get law degrees.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2017 11:29 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Tidy Bowl Man"
Another one of my favorite South Park scenes:
Officer Barbrady: I can't find the little man in the boat!
Mayor: Well, keep looking! Oooohhhhh!!
Officer Barbrady: Found 'em!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 11:29 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 12, 2017 11:30 PM (JZdsf)
Trout were biting well, so breakfast was superb.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2017 11:30 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2017 11:24 PM (
It absolutely IS the place. And you got it..,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:30 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 11:30 PM (qUNWi)
prayers or good vibs. Have an interview on Sat. with a large corp. doing
something I really enjoy, It's only part time with low wages, but
nowhere to go but up. Not sure I will be here in the am with the prayer
warriors. Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2017 11:24 PM (uKRys)
Prayers being offered for you, Infidel!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:30 PM (tHwdc)
The Cold Wind.
The cold wind cuts to the bone, and gives no quarter.
Bracing myself against the onslaught, I trudge through the night, coming home from a long days work at an icy desk. Though a short walk from car, to dock, to boat; each step is agony.
Old injuries speak loudly when the cold wind cuts to the bone.
Warmth awaits belowdecks, yet strangely, I linger upon the pier. Gazing slowly around, I take in the trawlers, the sloops and cruisers around me. Up on the hard rest the weary, awaiting renewal with paint, props and the attention of owners and shipwrights.
Lights framed by glowing halos, the waterfront, devoid of wanderers to join me, brings warmth to my soul.
In spite of the cold wind, that cuts to the bone.
I am home.
Written exactly as experienced, moments after having arrived home at the boat after a long day's work on a bitter cold day into night. Feb., 2004.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 12, 2017 11:31 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2017 11:10 PM (aZq03)
"Otherizing". Yes, exactly. I've seen this movie before.
Adorno's "The Authoritarian Personality" is a classic from the 50s, but my theory is at least in modern society, it's leftists who have all the totalitarian traits. Socialism and fascism aren't opposites, they go hand in hand.
Nuremberg supposedly put a rest to the idea of "just following orders" as a valid defense. Though when I look around today, there's no question a lot of people will follow orders, to keep their jobs, and their pensions, etc. Did anyone think the cops would stand idly by while leftists smashed peoples faces in for attending a political rally? See where I'm goin' with that?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 12, 2017 11:31 PM (KQuMS)
Jason Momoa: khal drogo, aquaman
Chris Evans: captain America
Scott Eastwood: clint's son
Chris Liam Hemsworth: Thor
Oops left off Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)
What are these movies?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
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Security with United Airlines, Infidel?
And best of luck getting back into things. I'll probably be in the same boat soon too.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 11:32 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:33 PM (u8Ywb)
Jason Momoa: khal drogo, aquaman
Chris Evans: captain America
Scott Eastwood: clint's son
Chris Liam Hemsworth: Thor
Oops left off Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)<<<
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was the beefcake in Galaxy Quest. That other guy was in some little thing called Guardians of the Galaxy. Totally lame.
**rips shirt, dives/rolls out of room**
Posted by: Tim Allen at April 12, 2017 11:33 PM (E2ZuB)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2017 11:33 PM (rlFK2)
What are these movies?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:32 PM
Movies I haven't seen, some of which I haven't heard of, but they star attractive men who are probably not age appropriate for me.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:33 PM (FkAXz)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
Just put the names into your search-engine and click on "images", you silly woman.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:34 PM (6gk0M)
I weigh the charges on about 1/3 of my 30-06 stuff, because it's for the Garand, and because ultra-cautious with high-pressure calibers. But I've found that visual inspection, once you know what your desired charge looks like in the case, ensures very consistent charges.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2017 11:34 PM (cJDvr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:32 PM
So you're saying you don't watch any tv or movies?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:34 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM (nlbfN)
Jason Momoa: khal drogo, aquaman
Chris Evans: captain America
Scott Eastwood: clint's son
Chris Liam Hemsworth: Thor
Oops left off Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was the beefcake in Galaxy Quest. That other guy was in some little thing called Guardians of the Galaxy. Totally lame.
**rips shirt, dives/rolls out of room**
Posted by: Tim Allen at April 12, 2017 11:33 PM (E2ZuB)
Bwaaaahhh I guess I'm running a higher fever than I thought! Or maybe those hotties have me all hot & bothered...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM (w+Jhj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNMK65mFBx8
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 10:36 PM (FkAXz)
++++
It's a group lick-fest!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2017 11:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM
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Um... no. You're a clown. That's just creepy.
However... the Brawny Guy, he's a lumberjack...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:37 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:38 PM (6gk0M)
Jim, that is beautiful. I enjoyed it, thank you for sharing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:38 PM (u8Ywb)
Warmth awaits belowdecks, yet strangely, I linger upon the pier.
Gazing slowly around, I take in the trawlers, the sloops and cruisers
around me. Up on the hard rest the weary, awaiting renewal with paint,
props and the attention of owners and shipwrights.
I know this feeling and it is wonderful!
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2017 11:38 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2017 11:30 PM (S/hVx)
Wish I'd been there, sounds fantastic!
Trout, pan fried in butter, mmmmmm!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:39 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 11:39 PM (IDPbH)
They aren't all age appropriate for me but that's alright. They are quite the specimens.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:39 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2017 11:40 PM (rlFK2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
The same thought went through my mind. Ciphers, the lot of 'em. Names without faces, each and every one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2017 11:40 PM (0deF2)
https://youtu.be/UTK8torOylM
This movie would have been better without Nick Cage maybe.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 11:40 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 11:40 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)
So tell me about your worthless and accomplishment-free stints as a carpet-bagging US Senator and a drunken Secretary of State. I'll bring the gin.
Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2017 11:41 PM (zlQMj)
We play golf and tennis year round as well. We have the earthquakes though.
Sometimes we have frost delays at the golf course.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:41 PM (u8Ywb)
Yesterday, something - Politico I think - and today, the D-Rudge-linked WaPo thing on Bannon.
WTF?
Gossip, factual errors, tendentious assumptions, bizarre premises, empty drama, squeezing implausible amounts of meaning out of .... nothing.
The WaPo thing talked about Trump family trying to "resuscitate" his presidency (!!! WTF?). About the "lack of a major legislative accomplishment" - (ha!) in APRIL of his first year in office. Both articles refer to the imaginary "Russia" stuff "dogging" his presidency, or words to that effect.
In one respect, this could be beneficial. The Beltway mindset, if it is *this* delusional, will be far less of a problem to brush aside or crush in getting some useful things done. But this experiment, of seeing whether the US can still function with almost the entirety of its media and pop culture and much of its "elite" and population living in a toxic make-believe world, seems to be a bad idea.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2017 11:41 PM (cJDvr)
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2017 11:42 PM (uKRys)
They aren't all age appropriate for me but that's alright. They are quite the specimens.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:39 PM (u8Ywb)
They have to be age appropriate to ogle?! Wtf? Do I know you people?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:42 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: chuckR at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (qS1uX)
-Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2017 11:41 PM (zlQMj)
I'm a Business Owner.
...and I drink beer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (6gk0M)
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hahaha.
That's so cute.
"Frost delays."
Every time there's a storm with a lot of snow expected, our weather people go crazy and start calling it "snowmageddon."
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (7H/2n)
That cold wind blowing in from the Gulf of Finland was the coldest thing I've ever experienced. Colder, clearer nights I've not experienced since.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (EZebt)
They aren't all age appropriate for me but that's alright. They are quite the specimens.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:39 PM (u8Ywb)
They have to be age appropriate to ogle?! Wtf? Do I know you people?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:42 PM (hscyr)
That was my poorly worded point. We can still enjoy looking at them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:44 PM (u8Ywb)
Note that all the victims
1. did not notice the big cable attached
2. wore clothing that covered them for full skid protection
3. were able to break their fall with their forearms. (not that that is an easy thing but if you're a stuntmen you can pull that off)
Posted by: ArthurK at April 12, 2017 11:44 PM (fY5ib)
I have lusted after exactly one man for the past 19 1/2 years. One. I love him awful.
He has lusted after exactly one woman for the past 19 1/2 years. Me. Just one.
I isn't really lust, so much as deep love and respect, with an occassional bit of romance mixed in. And some naughty now and again.
If you aren't ready to say goodbye to Tom, Dick and Harry, you'd better not marry.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 11:45 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:46 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at April 12, 2017 11:46 PM (nlbfN)
--
hahaha.
That's so cute.
"Frost delays."
Every time there's a storm with a lot of snow expected, our weather people go crazy and start calling it "snowmageddon."
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (FkAXz)
On our courses, you don't get to play through if there's a moose or a bear. You wait, patiently, or just head back to the clubhouse.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 11:46 PM (cm1Bl)
If you aren't ready to say goodbye to Tom, Dick and Harry, you'd better not marry.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 11:45 PM (cm1Bl)
THIS! Very well said, tcn.
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2017 11:47 PM (uKRys)
Dude was awesome on "Parks and Recreation".
He seems like a really good dude.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:48 PM (6gk0M)
I'm glad Texas doesn't have the weather of California because everyone and their brother would be fighting to get here.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:34 PM (6gk0M)
Bah. Already told you, Jesse Stone x 5.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (tHwdc)
Did a summer there. White nights were interesting. Made it easier to navigate around the guys collapsed on the sidewalk when walking back to the dorm in the middle of the night (before the bridges went up).
And ..... trout for breakfast? Hmmm. Tastes vary. Love trout, but breakfast, hmm. Mulberry vodka, I could do with some difficulty, but fish ..... probably have only seen that in Japan.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (cJDvr)
It seems that this is what younger women are in to. I cant believe the ones my stepson took up with. They generally last a year, they cheat on him and he does a big breakup on Facebook. Part of it is his poor taste in women and part is that there are so many young women like this out there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:34 PM (hscyr)
Not the right ones, apparently.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852188197274701824
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852188338513686529
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852188463864610816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852188607033081856
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2017 11:51 PM (AOrEZ)
This year, I saw "Kedi" an indie film about the street cats of Turkey. Highly recommend it.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:51 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (6gk0M)
I'm glad Texas doesn't have the weather of California because everyone and their brother would be fighting to get here.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (IDPbH)
You're first on my list of states to escape to. Followed by Arizona but not in the summer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (u8Ywb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852188781037981696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852188930254548992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852189080997810176
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852189176003014657
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (no0od)
Scott Eastwood photos in daily mail.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lnxbfoh
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:36 PM (u8Ywb)
Age inappropriate. I like men.
I read a nice interview with the two of them, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (hscyr)
What's the Twain quote: The coldest winter day I ever spent was a summer night in San Francisco.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 11:53 PM (IDPbH)
Kim Jong-Un was the norm for most of human history. Barbaric assholes in power. We're the exception to that rule. The concepts we hold dear, and take for granted, were hard won, and took a long time to rise out of the primordial ooze. And the left now wants to throw them away.
AS someone above mentioned as well, empathy is the key. A human being without the empathy circuits would be a monster. Not nice at all.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 12, 2017 11:53 PM (aKqWT)
I was talking about the exam, not the degree, but you are correct. The cheaper representation is, the fairer it will be.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 11:54 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2017 11:54 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:43 PM (6gk0M)
So you run a scam charity? Really seems to be a thing these days.
...and I drink beer.
Okay, I'll bring a keg. I'm sure you're familiar with the fraternity, I Grabba Thigh, too, just like Hillary. You have more in common with that wicked wench than you let on.
Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2017 11:55 PM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (
31 is not a man? How about 37? 40?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:55 PM (hscyr)
I think he's really hot. I haven't heard Scott Eastwood speak.
I used to think David Beckham was hot until I heard him speak. He is a high talker, it totally ruined it for me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:56 PM (u8Ywb)
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I think the phrase you're looking for is "obsessive compulsive delusional."
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 11:57 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: rhomboid
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*!*
Kippers. Standard item with Brit breakfast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)
It is truly amazing how concerned the Left has become about Russia.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
It's a 180 from 30 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)
Not here, on the ONT.
homemadegravy71 at the Hooya Dot Com.
Let's talk.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:58 PM (IqV8l)
So, just like the Post Office I bet.
"Liberals" are so invested in their worldview, they cannot admit any fault or even the possibility that they are mistaken, be ause they haven't arrived at their conclusions with facts or reason. Unencumbered by the thought process. So they will resist violently to concede that even the most minor details of the world around us are not as they seem. "Your death before their dishonor". Always remember that - they are willing to have you killed or die, in order that their precious narrative is not questioned. It is a barbaric creed of the worst sort, I've been watching this shit for a while and it is beyond anything I imagined.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 12, 2017 11:59 PM (KQuMS)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2017 11:52 PM (AOrEZ)
Gee. Sixteen cars, and sixteen hawt wimmenz. And only one of the cars would I deign to allow in my garage (the one on the right, above), and even it would need the wheels replaced. The wimmenz are OK, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:01 AM (0deF2)
It is truly amazing how concerned the Left has become about Russia.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
It's a 180 from 30 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That was the Glorious People's Republic, The Soviet Union!! Way different, Yo!! /s
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2017 12:01 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2017 11:49 PM (cJDvr)
After months in Japan - eating fish for breakfast, lunch, and dinner - I arrived in Hawaii. My friends there suggested a seafood restaurant.
"No, not tonight. Tomorrow, sure. Tonight I'm looking forward to a big juicy prime rib."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 12:01 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
After months in Japan - eating fish for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
- I arrived in Hawaii. My friends there suggested a seafood restaurant.
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I don't like fish.
Japan might be an ideal weight loss destination for me.
/and the radiation could help too!
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:03 AM (FkAXz)
"The 80s called and want there foreign policy back"
Good times.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2017 12:03 AM (pY+s4)
Not here, on the ONT.
homemadegravy71 at the Hooya Dot Com.
Let's talk.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Picking a fight? Nah. Though I do love watching small glass breakables fly. Better than frozen turkeys.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:04 AM (zlQMj)
The one thing that is actually in the Constitution is the Post Office.
Posted by: Slapweasel
Does it mandate it or merely allow it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
It is truly amazing how concerned the Left has become about Russia.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
It's a 180 from 30 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)
It's just cover. They're still commies. The lot of 'em.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:04 AM (cm1Bl)
There are street turkeys in Catalina? Buffalo up in the hills, sure. But never heard about the turkeys ....
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2017 12:05 AM (cJDvr)
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I don't like fish.
Japan might be an ideal weight loss destination for me.
/and the radiation could help too!
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:03 AM (FkAXz)
Growing up in CA and HI, I love sushi, but enough is enough. Months on end of fish - not sushi, necessarily, but often fried, etc. for all three meals - had done it for me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (SRKgf)
Slapweasel is not only a Moron in fine standing, but quite likely, one of the very best of The Horde.
Recalibrate, amigo. Your aim is off azimuth in excess of the adjustment range of the reticle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Fer the lovva........
READ IT.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (cm1Bl)
Japan might be an ideal weight loss destination for me.
/and the radiation could help too!
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:03 AM (FkAXz)
Had halibut and chips at the Sextant Pub and Galley in Portland last week. Real, actual halibut, too, not whatever white-fleshed fish came out of the barrel on the dock. I can tell. It was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (0deF2)
It is truly amazing how concerned the Left has become about Russia.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
It's a 180 from 30 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)
It's a 180 from almost 30 DAYS ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 12:07 AM (SRKgf)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM)
That sounds kinda dirty, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:07 AM (cm1Bl)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Mandate.
https://tinyurl.com/puh4nbm
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:07 AM (6gk0M)
Believe it or not, the best way I have ever found to cook brook trout ( 8-9 inches) is microwaving them.
I just split them,lay them skin side down, brush them with lemon butter, salt and pepper and 4 minutes later you eat.
The bones come out in one long strip--exactly like the cartoons show.
No picking over just succulent flesh.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2017 12:07 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 12, 2017 11:55 PM (hscyr)
It's not necessarily age, bebe's - it's experience, worldliness. A certain je ne sais quoi. I'm 62 myself and have little interest in intergenerational relations.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 12:08 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (0deF2)
Halibut is awesome, and if you really go catch one, you can land a year's worth in one cast.
You'll need a boat, and a flight to Homer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:08 AM (cm1Bl)
A bill was introduced this year to the California Assembly, AB 1104, bans "false" or "deceptive" statements on the internet having to do with any candidate or ballot measure. The relevant text of the proposed measure.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13274
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 13, 2017 12:08 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2017 11:56 PM (u8Ywb)
High talkers are a buzzkill.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 12:09 AM (tHwdc)
I've always liked the dude. He hasn't offended me in any way.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
Yes. Back in the Frozen North. My thermometer was exactly on the freezing point when I got up this morning. But the grass is beginning to green up in sheltered places.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:10 AM (0deF2)
Friend of a friend who lives in Alaska and has fishing connections brought some halibut to a little cookout at my friend's last fall. Mighty nice.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2017 12:10 AM (cJDvr)
The bones come out in one long strip--exactly like the cartoons show.
No picking over just succulent flesh.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2017 12:07 AM (S/hVx)
I don't use the microwave, but that's pretty much how I cook Salmon. Take off the head and tail, put some thin sliced lemon between the halves, bake it whole until it flakes.
THEN split it, and pull out the bones in one smooth move.
I never understood the need to fillet them--it just wastes good flesh and then you still have to pick out bones. And cooking a fillet dries it out too much.
I also have been known to do this on a grill. Then you get the smoky parts, too. Yum.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:10 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:11 AM (6gk0M)
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I'm a bit younger than you Miley, but I agree completely. I don't have anything in common with younger men or men in my age group that have had limited life experiences. And I've met a few of those-- unmarried men nearing retirement with healthy parents that have suffered no life setbacks at all, save the various illnesses of their dogs.
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:11 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)
And I don't even like fish.
Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 12:12 AM (qUNWi)
That it could even be thought of, and introduced, of course, nicely illustrates the degraded state of civil society in America, esp. in festivals of authoritarian idiocy like CA.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2017 12:12 AM (cJDvr)
You'll need a boat, and a flight to Homer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:08 AM (cm1Bl)
There is halibut fishing offshore British Columbia, too. I have never tried it. Used to fish for salmon a bit. And rock cod, which are also tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:12 AM (0deF2)
Slapweasel is not only a Moron in fine standing, but quite likely, one of the very best of The Horde.
Recalibrate, amigo. Your aim is off azimuth in excess of the adjustment range of the reticle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM)
No offense, but what the fuck does that mean? Recalibrate what, exactly? Please, in detail.
Either my reading comprehension is completely gone or this place has gone to eggshells in a basket.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:13 AM (zlQMj)
This is not a concern of the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:14 AM (6gk0M)
Of course these teams would end being overwhelming male while women would just have to just watch and suck it up. If the left wants to play this game I say we play along and go full Alynsky.
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2017 12:14 AM (NbRJx)
Recalibrate, amigo. Your aim is off azimuth in excess of the adjustment range of the reticle.
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM)
No offense, but what the fuck does that mean? Recalibrate what, exactly? Please, in detail.
Either my reading comprehension is completely gone or this place has gone to eggshells in a basket.
--
My reading of Jim's statement is "stop being an @ss; we don't attack each other here."
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:14 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
Shush, damn you! I got TCN in AK wound up with one pithy phrase, and you're going all buzzkill on things!
*shuffles off to relative AoS obscurity*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:14 AM (v5iqM)
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*swoon*
Posted by: SMFH at April 13, 2017 12:15 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Did you get the transfer case squared away, or are you still constrained to 2WD in the Suburban?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:15 AM (ZO497)
I got fired last week because some candy-ass little 26 year old punk refused to speak with me and couldn't figure out how to work with me. The 30-something owner blamed me by telling me that I do not understand their generation because I am too old and that speaking directly about things hurts everybody's feelings. Lawsuit has already begun apace.
One fine afternoon, the little punk told me that he could handle everything in the kitchen and then said "Sit."
When I told my husband, he informed me that he know one little punk who needed to be pounded into the ground headfirst. He also said that he would avoid seeing the little prick because that was what would occur, and he figured I didn't want to see him in jail.
Real man. Brains and brawn, and knows how to treat a lady.
And all mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:15 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:16 AM (6gk0M)
Re. pantsuits on FOX. The Murdoch boys, in charge of Fox, are of the Left. Assume as such great admirers of Queen of Pantsuits, HRC. Probably some new dress code to keep prepare for Hillary 2020!
Posted by: gracepc at April 13, 2017 12:17 AM (OU4q6)
I work for (state) government, am the sole breadwinner of my family and have a disabled (autistic) daughter who receives SSI but I have not voted Democrat in at least 20 years. I will not under ANY circumstances vote for someone who is aggressively pro-abortion, anti-2nd Amendment, or insists on shoving the LGBTQXYZ crap down our throats no matter how much free stuff they promise. If that means I lose my job or my daughter loses her services, so be it.
Posted by: Secret Square at April 13, 2017 12:17 AM (9WuX0)
Once more, y'all, remember, we are Americans. so you hold that head HIGH.
Cherish our beloved country.
By God's grace and our labor, it will once more be that shining city on a hill.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2017 12:18 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)
This is not a concern of the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:14 AM (6gk0M)
I'm not even trying to shit-stir. If I was, I honestly believe everyone would know it. I was just riffing on you thinking I made a comparison between you and The Bungling Bitch of Benghazi with the 'things didn't work out as I planned', when I wasn't. It was just an offhand comment.
I'm actually more flabbergasted than concerned.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:19 AM (zlQMj)
459 Hold it. I know 'uptalking' and 'fry-voice', but what is 'high-talking'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)
David Beckham had a very high pitched voice. I think he's had some sort of speech training because his voice doesn't sound as high anymore.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 12:19 AM (u8Ywb)
Your aim is off azimuth in excess of the adjustment range of the reticle.
Sounds like one of those nonsense buzz phrases used in a Dilbert style meeting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 12:19 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 12:20 AM (VdICR)
At one point, I had to speak via phone to a client of my former employers. The client-- who has alcohol problems- went off on me personally big time, for no real reason. And was really abusive. I got the information I needed from him, and later told my boss, who shrugged it off. Later, the same boss told me that he, his employees and his clients can treat me however they want and I have no say in the matter.
A few months later, I went to the dentist. He told me a story about one of his patients, and older woman, who was actually very mean to the technicans. He told her point blank that her behavior was unacceptable, and she could not treat his employees that way. And her behavior changed.
Former boss: not a man
Current dentist: a man
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:20 AM (FkAXz)
I'm not even trying to shit-stir. If I was, I honestly believe everyone would know it. I was just riffing on you thinking I made a comparison between you and The Bungling Bitch of Benghazi with the 'things didn't work out as I planned', when I wasn't. It was just an offhand comment.
I'm actually more flabbergasted than concerned.
Posted by: RickZ
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Yeah, I had it figured out, and was a little perplexed also. The slam was on Hilz.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:20 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 12:21 AM (qUNWi)
Either my reading comprehension is completely gone or this place has gone to eggshells in a basket.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:13 AM (zlQMj)
I could type 100s of words, or simply....
My reading of Jim's statement is "stop being an @ss; we don't attack each other here."
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:14 AM (FkAXz)
This. Q.E.D.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:21 AM (v5iqM)
I figured it was something that I just "wasn't getting".
See? simple misunderstanding on my part.
We can go back to talking about Hot Chicks now.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:22 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
OTOH, I need a couple of weeks to get moved to the new house, which has the big garden and greenhouse, so maybe this is a blessing. Two or three more weeks until I can dig up the dirt and start prepping.
I'm back in the garden business, and the canning and preserving business, and thank God for that. If I can put up half of what I used to, I won't miss working one iota. It was just for groceries anyway. And I'd rather eat my dilly beans out of a jar than go back to work for any of those spoiled little brats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:22 AM (cm1Bl)
Recalibrate, amigo. Your aim is off azimuth in excess of the adjustment range of the reticle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
my guess is RickZ was speaking as hillary clinton
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
retirement with healthy parents that have suffered no life setbacks at
all, save the various illnesses of their dogs.
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:11 AM (FkAXz)
I'd like a man who's done some living, dealt with reversals and come back, has toughness. What good is a softie to me?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 12:23 AM (tHwdc)
I never understood the need to fillet them--it just wastes good flesh and then you still have to pick out bones. And cooking a fillet dries it out too much.
I also have been known to do this on a grill. Then you get the smoky parts, too. Yum.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:10 AM (cm1Bl)
Many years ago, I was camped with three other guys on a lake in northern Saskatchewan. We were doing a radiometric survey for uranium. Across the bay, there was a Cree Indian family, a couple with kids, camped, and doing some commercial fishing. The guy rowed over, and presented us with a large lake whitefish, and proceeded to roast it over the fire for us. He gutted it, and then whittled a willow stick to a fattish "sword" profile, and slipped through the mouth of the fish and alongside its spine. Jammed the stick in the ground so the fish was suspended at about a 45 degree angle over the fire. The "thick" side of the fish with the spine got roasted first, then he flipped it over to do the thin side, the cooked spine and meat being strong enough to support the fish while the thin side cooked.
Fish roasted in its skin, in its own juices. It was amazing. Later, I went to his camp, and gave him some help getting his outboard motor running, so it was a fair trade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:23 AM (0deF2)
Current dentist: a man
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:20 AM (FkAXz)
Ayep.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Original Jake at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (x22Bs)
Former boss: not a man
Current dentist: a man
Posted by: shibumi
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I have a friend who is in financial services. He told me yesterday that he had fired a customer. The customer became aggressive, dropped the F bomb, my friend told him that they were no longer in business. Civility, decency, how do they work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (ZO497)
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Ah, but you are already working, and contributing to the economy. You have help with your daughter, but you're not gaming the system. At all. You're a maker, not a taker. Not one of the Free Shit Army.
I was referring to the people who milk the system for all they can- the baby mama types, the "I'm disabled because I don't feel like working" types and so on.
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:20 AM (ZO497)
Yeppers.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (zlQMj)
♦
Occurred to me a while ago that, while it may make for a cute lyric, Tuscon to Tucumcari isn't all that far for long-haul trucking.
♦
Or something. Hello again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in living gray at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (lVPif)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
He was and I didn't read it correctly. I knew he wasn't a douchebag. I just read it incorrectly.
He's a Good Dude.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:25 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Original Jake at April 13, 2017 12:26 AM (x22Bs)
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:11 AM (FkAXz)
How the fuck does that happen? Have they never taken a risk at all?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 13, 2017 12:28 AM (Tnhbr)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
He was and I didn't read it correctly. I knew he wasn't a douchebag. I just read it incorrectly.
He's a Good Dude.
Posted by: Slapwease
well, don't know about that one way or the other.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2017 12:28 AM (cPsPa)
He took about 10 seconds of it, then told her, "Get out, I don't want you, or your money in my store. And don't come back in here." He just did it matter of factly, and didn't get really upset at all. The woman was shocked, how dare you talk to me like that. She quickly learned that was a independent businessman. He didn't have to take her shit.
Some real estate type learned that from me, that I don't take shit about 20 years. My father had agreed to do something, help him fix up a little "dove field" in a local path. He called down here, got me, and started trying to bless me out because he "expected" this and that to be done by now and all that. I explained that dear old Dad told him we'd get around to it when we got around to it, and nobody bosses me around like that, so the deal was off.
He realized I wasn't joking, and soon tried to make up. He was used to doing business that way, I think. Different cultures, I guess. I didn't budge, and told him never bother me or Dad again. I don't think he could really believe it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 12:28 AM (aKqWT)
I would like to wish all Christian morons and 'ettes a blessed Holy Week and may we all experience the blessings of Easter in the very deepest way.
I would like to wish all Jewish morons and 'ettes a blessed Passover, with family, friends, temple or memories. And all the blessings that entails.
Everybody else--you should know such peace and contentment, such love and blessing, whether you deserve it or not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:29 AM (cm1Bl)
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Good for him.
I loved the job I had but... they were not good people. Once I left, most of the stress in my life melted away.
Unfortunately, I have to deal with them once and a while in my other job. Which I hate to do, but can, since that's part of being a grown up.
Today I found out that their main competitor is going to be spending a shit-ton of advertising in the publication I work for. That will be an unpleasant surprise for them.
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:29 AM (FkAXz)
And all mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:15 AM (cm1Bl)
Lucky lady!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Original Jake at April 13, 2017 12:30 AM (x22Bs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:20 AM (ZO497)
Yeppers.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:24 AM (zlQMj)
Then I'll retract all, and apologize. I hope only that my stock doesn't fall on the NSYE by about a half billion or so?
(really, sincere apology, but all the shit I said 'bout Slap, stands.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:30 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 12:15 AM (ZO497)
Still limited to 2WD. It's not a pressing matter. If a wellsite job shows up, I have the '08 Suburban with working 4WD to go out with.
I will try to find a front driveshaft that is compatible with the "new" transfer case. First place to look: under my wounded '96 Suburban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 12:30 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:25 AM (6gk0M)
To be honest, I wouldn't go that far. But this is a big nothingburger to me. A mote in a plethora of bon mots, if you will.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:32 AM (zlQMj)
I knew there was something lost in the translation, because RickZ has always been a stand-up dude.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 13, 2017 12:35 AM (PX+kj)
I like your posts, Sir.
I'm happy that this was a simple misunderstanding on MY part.
My apologies for being an idiot!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:35 AM (6gk0M)
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Some people get handed this. This guy was one of them. Steady job at the same place for the majority of his professional life, regular raises, vacations, parents who lived out of state that he didn't have to deal with, no waves. None.
A former friend was in the same situation. Her life was on pretty much track-- except for some health issues that insurance took care of-- until she was about 51. Then her husband quit the family job and suddenly things were financially hard. She wigged out, completely changed as a person and became completely fixated on money. Sad really. Two adults working full time with benefits were living paycheck to paycheck. If she could, she would work 24/7/365 to keep hubby happy.
So to answer your question, no, they don't take risks at all.
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:36 AM (FkAXz)
You wanna play chicken, lound eye? I send you to fruneral home.
Posted by: General Tso at April 13, 2017 12:37 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 13, 2017 12:35 AM (PX+kj)
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So do I!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at April 13, 2017 12:37 AM (sB1y1)
homo's?
or extreme bachelors
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LOL. Typo. Man.
Actually a "union president, mouth breathing Howard Dean supporting beta male Libtard asshole. "
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:37 AM (FkAXz)
His newsletter, is thence, a compulsory subscription.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 12:28 AM (aKqWT)
Now that's a phrase I've never heard/read before.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:38 AM (zlQMj)
He's remarkably better today, his color is back.
Be well all. I'm happy on our crappy "vacation" that we can help out her folks. AZ is nicer weather than IL this time of year but the damn hospital is freezing cold!
Posted by: Farmer at April 13, 2017 12:39 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 12:28 AM (aKqWT)
Now that's a phrase I've never heard/read before.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:38 AM (zlQMj)
It's a cousin to "bless yer heart" and "bless your pointed little head."
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:40 AM (cm1Bl)
The Cold Wind.
The cold wind cuts to the bone, and gives no quarter.
Bracing myself against the onslaught, I trudge through the night, coming home from a long days work at an icy desk. Though a short walk from car, to dock, to boat; each step is agony.
Old injuries speak loudly when the cold wind cuts to the bone.
Warmth awaits belowdecks, yet strangely, I linger upon the pier. Gazing slowly around, I take in the trawlers, the sloops and cruisers around me. Up on the hard rest the weary, awaiting renewal with paint, props and the attention of owners and shipwrights.
Lights framed by glowing halos, the waterfront, devoid of wanderers to join me, brings warmth to my soul.
In spite of the cold wind, that cuts to the bone.
I am home.
Written exactly as experienced, moments after having arrived home at the boat after a long day's work on a bitter cold day into night. Feb., 2004.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 12, 2017 11:31 PM (v5iqM)
Beautiful prose, Jim. The scene was very vivid to me. Why did I visualize Camden Maine?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 12:41 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:42 AM (cm1Bl)
Merriam-Webster defines it, saying it's chiefly Midlands, as "To rebuke sternly: scold". I've heard it and used it all my life.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 12:43 AM (aKqWT)
Steve Martin has had gray hair since his mid twenties, and he seems very sanguine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 13, 2017 12:47 AM (dTZUK)
wasn't there a king of queens show where the wife wanted to have the
option of a freebie, where she could have sex one time with one
pre-selected person. she eventually talked the husband into it and she
chose someone like brad pitt and he chose her manicurist.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2017 10:11 PM==============================
"Man Stroke Woman" skit:
http://tinyurl.com/nu9jp4g
Posted by: just another moron at April 13, 2017 12:48 AM (XHDeu)
How about grey hair?
Posted by: try to imagine how little I care. try harder! at April 13, 2017 12:49 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 12:36 AM (FkAXz)
Wow.
Although, I guess I've been rather blessed with my life. However, a lot of that is due to proper planning and a realistic outlook. As a result, even though I make a quarter of what I did last year, I live comfortably and have a bit left over for my hobbies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 13, 2017 12:49 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Dorothy Gale at April 13, 2017 12:49 AM (dTZUK)
Steve Martin has had gray hair since his mid twenties, and he seems very sanguine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
'Sanguine'
Odd choice for 'former coke head'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2017 12:50 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 13, 2017 12:35 AM (PX+kj)
Pure poetry.
Personally, I just love the feel of a woman's ass pressed against me when I wake up.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 13, 2017 12:51 AM (Tnhbr)
he might be expecting a shitstorm
leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB1104
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 12:51 AM (ZO8IP)
Galveston was cool, in 2004. I awoke on Christmas Morning, 2004, to find thirteen inches of snow on the decks, above.
First "White Christmas" in over 100 years, here.
TCN. Rule 34 of the frigid nipples, if you please?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:52 AM (v5iqM)
Personally, I just love the feel of a woman's ass pressed against me when I wake up.
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i'm married, so i don't have to worry about any of that stuff any more.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 12:52 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:35 AM (6gk0M)
We're all just bozos on this bus. But Democrats take 'bozo' to a whole 'nother depth (of depravity).
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:53 AM (zlQMj)
Hearing there might be big news from Milo soon!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 12:54 AM (6FqZa)
And that is supposed to be origin of the phrase.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 12:56 AM (aKqWT)
Galveston was cool, in 2004. I awoke on Christmas Morning, 2004, to find thirteen inches of snow on the decks, above.
First "White Christmas" in over 100 years, here
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:52 AM (v5iqM)
Wow! I can't imagine snow in Galveston. Do you live on your boat?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 12:56 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:53 AM (zlQMj)
I owe you a bourbon and cigar. Payable, in or near, Galveston, TX.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 12:56 AM (v5iqM)
Are there 31 and 43-year old women who aren't women enough to be women in your book too or is this all just a one-sided conception that requires only a man to live up to some arbitrary definition of manhood some woman makes up???
Posted by: MAx at April 13, 2017 12:57 AM (/RZxG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:29 AM (cm1Bl)
Sounds blissful, tcn, and wishing you the same blessings this week.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:57 AM (cm1Bl)
I don't mind being wrong and corrected. My concern is admitting to it and taking responsibility.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:57 AM (6gk0M)
Are there 31 and 43-year old women who aren't women enough to be women in your book too or is this all just a one-sided conception that requires only a man to live up to some arbitrary definition of manhood some woman makes up???
Posted by: MAx at April 13, 2017 12:57 AM (/RZxG)
You really don't know how an 'ette becomes an 'ette, do you?
None of us suffers the useless female lightly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:58 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:25 AM (6gk0M)
To be honest, I wouldn't go that far. But this is a big nothingburger to me. A mote in a plethora of bon mots, if you will.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 12:32 AM (zlQMj)
Slap's one of my favorites o' the Horde.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:00 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 12:40 AM (cm1Bl)
Now those I'm familiar with. The former because I grew up in Virginia, the latter because of, among other things, proggie troll Disqust commenters. But I now see the roots of its etymology. It's just a turn of phrase that was unknown to my ears/eyes.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:00 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:00 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: MAx
Ace isn't your man-right woke blog.
Move on.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2017 01:00 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:01 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 12:56 AM (TdMsT)
I did ma'am, from '99 to '06, and have been a landlubber, since.
Hurricane Ike ate my boat in September of '08.
That said, I'm arranging things so as to retire aboard ship yet again, in the relatively near future.
This time, the boat will grow from a 30 ft. Sovereign, to a 52 ft. Irwin.
I will not lack for amenities, therein.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:01 AM (v5iqM)
Hand seating? Bit of leeway as to what that means. I'd want to see some run-out numbers on necks and bullets. They don'[t say what dies and press they use. Seems to me that would matter more than hand placement vs crop tube for the bullets.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 13, 2017 01:02 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:02 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:02 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (vUcdz)
As a self-employed individual, I can work seven-days-a-week.
I don't know is the Honest Answer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
Or a woman's toes shoved up my nostrils. By the way, they've started wearing flip flops again! Global warming is awesome.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (dTZUK)
Was tonypete able to put that together?
WooHoo!
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (vUcdz)
Oh hi, Ibguy! Yes, Tonypete says that it will likely take place the 5th or 12th of May. It sounds like a lot of fun!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:05 AM (TdMsT)
Be well all. I'm happy on our crappy "vacation" that we can help
out her folks. AZ is nicer weather than IL this time of year but the
damn hospital is freezing cold!
Posted by: Farmer at April 13, 2017 12:39 AM (PzqA/)
Wonderful news, Farmer! Still, you and Jerry are still on the prayer list.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:05 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 01:06 AM (vUcdz)
As a self-employed individual, I can work seven-days-a-week.
I don't know is the Honest Answer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
I understand the need to make hay whilst the sun shines, but you MUST come! Please!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:07 AM (TdMsT)
That's great news! I'll reach out to him again for details.
Thanks!
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 01:06 AM (vUcdz)
You are welcome! Prayers for Joyce and family.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:09 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:02 AM (cm1Bl)
Gimmie at least an entire year to make the passage through Panama and up North against the Alaska Current, and then, maybe, a yes.
Or, I'd winter over in a port such as SF Bay, Portland or Seattle, and see you after the ice breaks up in the Spring.
Ain't no easy voyage to Homer, now is there?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:10 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:10 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:10 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:11 AM (6gk0M)
Medieval. A person was crazy or otherwise not in their right mind or
something, ergo he's possessed by demons. A priest would thus come and
exorcise the demons. He would give/say blessings, usually forcefully
over the person. He was thus "blessing out the demon".
And that is supposed to be origin of the phrase.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 12:56 AM (aKqWT)
Thanks for that, publius! My dear departed always used that phrase.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc)
All right, Mick, we sing together now, "You can't awrrays get what you want..."
Posted by: Dr. Dao at April 13, 2017 01:11 AM (vRcUp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:01 AM (v5iqM)
Wow--what an incredible way to live!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 13, 2017 01:12 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: publius
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Being 'Blessed out' was a common phrase in my tribe. The South.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 01:13 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 13, 2017 01:13 AM (WmgTn)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:10 AM (v5iqM)
We sailed on the AK State Ferry in January, through the inside passage from Bellingham WA to Juneau, and then caught the "senate express" which doesn't usually run except when the state senate is convening. Those rich state senators from Anchorage need their vehicles in Juneau, so they have a special ferry cross the Gulf of Alaska, and we caught the deadhead back. Never again. The inside passage was fine, but crossing the Gulf of Alaska in January made me and the boy sicker than I've ever been. They didn't even bother to run the food service on the crossing. We made it to Whittier, but that's it for me. I'll stick to Resurrection Bay or Katchemak Bay, but not the open ocean, thanks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:14 AM (cm1Bl)
Are there 31 and 43-year old women who aren't women enough to be
women in your book too or is this all just a one-sided conception that
requires only a man to live up to some arbitrary definition of manhood
some woman makes up???
Posted by: MAx at April 13, 2017 12:57 AM (/RZxG)
Since I'm not sexually attracted to women, your point is moot.
And since I'm speaking of what attracts ME, personally, in a man, there is nothing for any man to "live up to." He'll already be what I'm looking for.
You, MAx, are not it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:15 AM (tHwdc)
How many know of a three-sided lp? Yes, I know of one, and have actually played it. There was the 'A' side and the 'B-1' and 'B-2' side (parallel grooves on the 'B' side). When you played the 'B' side, you never knew which track you were going to get.
(The things kids today miss with cds and mp3 players. Sort of like good album cover art/puzzles.)
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:15 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:15 AM (tHwdc)
Careful, Miley, I think he might be on the rag.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:16 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Ted Danson at April 13, 2017 01:16 AM (JZdsf)
Remember what the Dormouse said. Feed your head. Feed your head.
Posted by: Victor Von 'Shroom at April 13, 2017 01:19 AM (vRcUp)
Was tonypete able to put that together?
WooHoo!
Posted by: ibguy at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (vUcdz)
Oh hi, Ibguy! Yes, Tonypete says that it will likely take place the 5th or 12th of May. It sounds like a lot of fun!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Mrs IMG and I are pencilling that in on that Master Calendar. Make a day of it with a Cabela's run.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 13, 2017 01:20 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
And the roads that connect them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 13, 2017 01:20 AM (1JnAL)
It takes me back to 1989.
'Mosh Pits' were like playing backyard football with people you liked.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:20 AM (6gk0M)
I just scrolled through all the comments and boy is my index finger tired.
* thinks about that *
* starts to delete/rewrite *
* shrugs. whatever *
♦
Maybe it's just the hour, but looks to me like Mary Clogginstien is really getting loopy.
They're changing the name of the town to Prattlesboro in her honor.
Posted by: mindful webworker - far from Vermont at April 13, 2017 01:22 AM (lVPif)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:14 AM (cm1Bl)
The ferry from Maine to Nova Scotia, about a 6 hour run, had slots and a blackjack table; they opened at the 'three miles from land' line in the ocean, and it was dotted, just like on a map! While my Dad and Mom were seasick, I was gambling and happily winning (for the only time in my life). PSA: Gambling prevents seasickness.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:22 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 13, 2017 01:03 AM (dTZUK)
::fap fap fap:::
Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 13, 2017 01:23 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:14 AM (cm1Bl)
Seas like that, only serve to remind the mariner that is indeed, alive.
They are to be relished, not fought.
I could tell of similar of my logbook of 39 States and +300k motorcycle miles, mostly on Gold Wings, across much of our Lower 48 States.
Suffice to say, a heated suit, gloves, socks and helmet liner were vital while riding through New Mexico snowstorms.
And the rainwear when riding though Oklahoma thunder and lightning storms, was vital.
But the glory of the vivid show of the lights through the clouds, made every mile an epic adventure, each to itself.
Point is. ACCUMULATE life. Don't merely live it.
Gather it in, with gusto.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:23 AM (v5iqM)
-Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 13, 2017 01:20 AM (1JnAL)
Indeed. There were actually "arrows" that could be seen from the air, in areas that allowed the first biplanes to use "routes" to deliver mail.
It was the responsibility of the U.S. Army before it became its own separate system.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 13, 2017 01:24 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:16 AM (cm1Bl)
<snorts>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:24 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
Gather it in, with gusto.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:23 AM (v5iqM)
Amen, Jim.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:27 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:28 AM (cm1Bl)
...and apologizing.
I've got quite the vocabulary, but I've got nothing on Jim and his loquacious verbiage.
*Ass Kissed*
Shut-Up, Weft. Go make me a stew.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)
How many know of a three-sided lp? Yes, I know of one, and have actually played it. There was the 'A' side and the 'B-1' and 'B-2' side (parallel grooves on the 'B' side). When you played the 'B' side, you never knew which track you were going to get.
(The things kids today miss with cds and mp3 players. Sort of like good album cover art/puzzles.)
Posted by: RickZ
Couldn't you have used a jeweler's eye loupe to place the needle on the desired track? That would have driven me nuts, not being able to play the desired track at will.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 13, 2017 01:29 AM (vRcUp)
You know those original "floppy disks," magazine inserts you could play on your record player?
Mad Magazine did one that had something like five or eight different tracks and depending on which one the needle picked up you'd get the same song, different ending.
I think I still have my copy, stored, with some other old "floppies" of the same vintage, with the LP collection, down in the catacombs.
I also think I found it online once, possibly on YouTube, all the tracks in one recording, but it's just not the same, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at 78rpm at April 13, 2017 01:29 AM (lVPif)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
You da man. The Horde has spoken.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
Gather it in, with gusto.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Scars are marks of a life lived, if not well, to the fullest. I'm proud of all my scars. They are life's tattoos without the ink.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:30 AM (zlQMj)
I will not lack for amenities, therein.
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except, of course, the requisite multiple gun safes any self-respecting Moron would have handy...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:31 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:28 AM (cm1Bl)
TCN. I'm making a Rule 34 call. Nay, a demand. A beg, if you will.
You cannot describe such visages, without also uploading and posting corresponding photos of the same.
This, I beg of you, quite literally.
I know the beauty of your lands. Please, now, share it with us all of Teh Horde.
Please.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:31 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:34 AM (6gk0M)
I've got a bunch of old stuff, though.
Not sure where to put it so y'all can see it. Is there something tech-smart of which I have no clue?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:35 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 13, 2017 01:29 AM (vRcUp)
Maybe that was the point. It was Monty Python's Matching Tie and Handkerchief. One didn't listen to the album for the music.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:36 AM (zlQMj)
Heck. I'd do it just for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 13, 2017 01:37 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:37 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:31 AM (ZO8IP)
Won't be any 1,000 lbs. (empty) safes on the new boat.
But, don't underestimate my skills with fiberglass, gel coat, finish paints, carpentry and other methods of concealment, occlusion or mis-direction.
I will always sail abord a well armed...hell...heavily armed ship.
But, it's not the mere arms that make a ship dangerous.
Ruthlessness and a hard heart though, do tend to prevail.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:37 AM (v5iqM)
she finally relented, and i jumped up and grabbed the firearm...
of course, the children were all looking at me like i was some sort of freak, but i just smiled and said "hey i got the gun!"...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:38 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:38 AM (6gk0M)
Sour mouth
Creaky knees
Think I'll take this tired collection of aches and go to bed.
Y'know, I really like the early morning threads. Catch up on what's news, and a great discussion of the news to help me ponder the many particulars of society and politics.
The Overnight Thread is different, not just that it deals with a broader range of topics, but in that the discussion, while often intellectual, tends more toward helping sort out matters more, how to put it?, emotional, personal, psychological and even spiritual.
Plus, more boobs.
Goooooood night, ye Army of the Almighty. What Iron Grampa said.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gnarlish at April 13, 2017 01:39 AM (lVPif)
*(interpreted)* He knows how to hide booze and weed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 10:30 PM (/Nite)
A - freaking - men to that!!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy at April 13, 2017 01:40 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:40 AM (ZO8IP)
Goooooood night, ye Army of the Almighty. What Iron Grampa said.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gnarlish at April 13, 2017 01:39 AM (lVPif)
Honey, around here, we're all boobs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:41 AM (cm1Bl)
-Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 01:41 AM (cm1Bl)
I wish that weren't true.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:41 AM (6gk0M)
Nobody wanted to hear that.
I retract it, as long as I don't hit...
*enter*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:44 AM (ZO8IP)
*(interpreted)* He knows how to hide booze and
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:40 AM (6gk0M)
Fixed it for you, you futhermuckingbunofasictch!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:44 AM (v5iqM)
It was the responsibility of the U.S. Army before it became its own separate system.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)
601 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcontinental_Airway_System
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO8IP)
Funded by Congress in 1923. Completed on June 1, 1925.
Imagine how many decades this would take to get built today. Interstate 73 was put in the planning stages 30 years ago. 2 years ago they put up signs signalling a road "Future I-73 Corridor".
We are no longer a serious nation when it comes to building projects.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 01:45 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: mindful webworker - at 78rpm at April 13, 2017 01:29 AM (lVPif)
I remember when magazines put those floppy records inside them, but they played hell with turntable styluses. I had the Penthouse one, at least I think it was Penthouse, with a recording of the Kennedy assassination sounds, complete with rifle report echoes. Was part of an article on JFK conspiracy theories.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:46 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:46 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Farmer at April 13, 2017 01:46 AM (PzqA/)
You know those original "floppy disks," magazine inserts you could play on your record player?
Mad Magazine did one that had something like five or eight different tracks and depending on which one the needle picked up you'd get the same song, different ending.
I think I still have my copy, stored, with some other old "floppies" of the same vintage, with the LP collection, down in the catacombs.
I also think I found it online once, possibly on YouTube, all the tracks in one recording, but it's just not the same, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at 78rpm
Not only do I have that floppy disk -- I have an mp3 that contains ALL EIGHT alternate endings!!
It was titled "It's a Super Spectacular Day." From 1979.
Hey look -- you can hear all eight endings here on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mkHdnyr2RU
But yes, it is virtually impossible to put the needle in the track you want.
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2017 01:48 AM (DQ4Fv)
-Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 01:45 AM (1JnAL)
That is tempered by the fact that so many Federal Army planes crashed, that they made it a quasi-private system... lol.
The Federal Government would not allow "electricity" to flow in households, nowadays.
The regulations on that would be enormous. Not only that, but the "Edison Watch" commercials would be overwhelming.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:49 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:49 AM (6gk0M)
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yeah, but the lobbyists, consultants, unions and others all get rich off the process, so what's the problem?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 01:50 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 13, 2017 01:45 AM (1JnAL)
We're still a nation that is good at building projects. Now completing them is a different kettle of graft.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 01:51 AM (zlQMj)
Pffft. This is Our House.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw
Posted by: Madness at April 13, 2017 01:51 AM (dTZUK)
Likely going to violate some EPA statute if I fart whilst I sleep.
Calculate your own formulas as the variables of "if", in the above equation.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2017 01:53 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:53 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:53 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:56 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 02:00 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 13, 2017 02:00 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 02:01 AM (ZO8IP)
have a gander here (and note the different tabs at the top) at some of the brilliance that is reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/new/
we're doomed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 02:04 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 01:38 AM (6gk0M)
If you were to do that, you could pick a route that would pass no more than 3 miles from my door here in Alberta. And it would be among the shortest, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 02:07 AM (0deF2)
Jim, I know you went to bed, but somebody tell him about this so he can see what he's missing.
Youse guys can take a peek, too.
Some photos feature the boy. He's bigger, now.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 02:09 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 13, 2017 02:12 AM (R2aLx)
This should be fun.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 02:14 AM (IcT7t)
This should be fun.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 02:14 AM (IcT7t)
Well, tell 'em you're.....very.....diverse. Yeah, that's the ticket. Very.....diverse. All by yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 02:16 AM (cm1Bl)
I plan to ask if they're looking at me for a token white guy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 02:17 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 02:14 AM (IcT7t)
Show up for the interview toting a spear, and wearing a loincloth and witch-doctor mask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 02:18 AM (0deF2)
Tempting, but I'm not claiming any Windows experience.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 02:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 02:24 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 02:26 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 02:27 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 02:27 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 02:28 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Diversity is a state of mind, bro.
But you really want to amp up your diversity street cred? You could always claim to be gay or tranny or Islamic convert. That is diverse on steroids.
Posted by: Shaun King at April 13, 2017 02:31 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Shaun King at April 13, 2017 02:31 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 02:32 AM (tHwdc)
i was going to tell Blanco to show up wearing a kilt and a wife beater, and self-identify as a butch lesbian...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 02:40 AM (ZO8IP)
Apparently, I may get some beans and peppers afterall.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 13, 2017 02:40 AM (R2aLx)
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just make sure you sleep out there on the porch too, after eating them, or you'll be giving Jim a run for his money in EPA violations
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 03:01 AM (ZO8IP)
I live alone with my dog. And if I stink up the house bad enough, he has his own egress to escape.
He's about 10% of my body mass and can challenge me in that regard on any given day, btw.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 13, 2017 03:10 AM (R2aLx)
Talk with a lisp the entire time. After you are hired, return to normal. No one will call you on your bullshit.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 03:12 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 03:21 AM (VdICR)
fox25boston.com/news/body-of-late-new-york-state-justice- sheila-abdussalaam-found-in-hudson-river/512035927
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 03:22 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 03:23 AM (ZO8IP)
I read that there was no evidence of any trauma to suggest homicide at initial inspection.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 13, 2017 03:28 AM (R2aLx)
Posted by: National Enquirer at April 13, 2017 03:29 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 03:30 AM (ZO8IP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 03:31 AM (ZO8IP)
Look for trouble in that direction first.
Posted by: Holiday Inn Express Sociologist at April 13, 2017 03:34 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 13, 2017 03:34 AM (tHwdc)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2017 03:48 AM (Ot7+c)
Good morning.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 13, 2017 03:55 AM (R2aLx)
Posted by: A bad pun at April 13, 2017 03:56 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:17 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:22 AM (6gk0M)
Okay, we're gonna call it a 'day'.
*looks around*
*sighs with satisfaction*
*locks doors*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:25 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:25 AM (6gk0M)
We will not be denied (access to your shit)!
Posted by: Every Illegal Alien Snugglebunny at April 13, 2017 04:34 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:36 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2017 04:37 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: The Cookie Monster at April 13, 2017 04:39 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:40 AM (6gk0M)
I thought that required a deposit of a lifetime supply of Valu Rite and pudding cups. Or maybe it was a gift certificate for Ikea shelving.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 04:44 AM (zlQMj)
-Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 04:44 AM (zlQMj)
*shrugs*
Dude has been here for a few years saying "G'Mornin'" before anyone in their right mind even wakes-up.
I owned a business for sixteen years.
He can buy us some Val-U-Rite later.
By the way... I probably owe you a sixer for misconstruing your comments.
Send me an email and I'll ship a sixer from Great Lakes Brewery, pronto.
...as an apology.
homemadegravy71 at the hooya dot com.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:51 AM (6gk0M)
Slings and arrows for being stupid or an ass are one thing, but you've never been such.
I brought an avalanche upon you for no good reason.
I'd like to buy you a sixer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:55 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 04:55 AM (6gk0M)
I'm always good for a sixer of Johnny Jameson 12-year-old.
/I'm one of those people who had to quit drinking beer at 40. Makes me feel like Hillary's bloated corpse every time I drink even one beer. I now stick to alcohol without adding any bubbles.
And I used to love beer. In college, I kept a pewter mug (unbreakable) tied to my belt just in case I ever ran into a keg party.
Seriously, you took some shit that you shouldn't have.
Well, you know what they say (whoever the hell 'they' are): Shit happens. It's how you deal with shit happening that counts. Honestly, I was more bemused and confused to your response than pissed off.
We're good.
(Now if your good at making bacon, egg and cheese sammiches, . . . )
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 05:07 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:07 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:08 AM (6gk0M)
#1. Admit you were wrong.
#2. Apologize without equivocation.
#3. Own it and learn from it.
#4. Offer amends to who you were being stupid about.
It isn't a Cure-All, but it is something for your Soul.
While #1 Might be "Never be wrong in the first place", I'm going to admit to being Human.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:17 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 05:18 AM (I6S0X)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 05:19 AM (I6S0X)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:21 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 05:23 AM (I6S0X)
No cheese, unless I don't have jelly.
Then it is mayo, cheese and egg.
I'll make 'em however you like 'em. C'mon down! You're the next contestant on Slap is Right!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:27 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:28 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 05:19 AM (I6S0X)
Passover Horror Movie:
Breakfast: The Leavening
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 05:29 AM (zlQMj)
Breakfast: The Leavening"
-Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 05:29 AM (zlQMj)
*HAH!*
He is Risen II: The Awakening
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:31 AM (6gk0M)
No cheese, unless I don't have jelly.
Then it is mayo, cheese and egg.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:27 AM (6gk0M)
Now you're just being a heathen.
Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll*, with ketchup and Tabasco.
* If the roll is untoasted, a fried egg (so the runny yolk can soak into the bread), if toasted then scrambled and cooked into one flat piece then properly folded to fit the roll. But either way, always with ketchup and Tabasco.
/The NYC Breakfast of Champion Hangovers
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 05:35 AM (zlQMj)
*Looks Down Upon You From Heaven's Kitchen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:46 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:47 AM (6gk0M)
The foreword for V for Vendetta, 20 or 30 years after the first print, had an explanation "You see, we all thought Thatcher and Reagan were the next Hitler at the time." I found it infuriating and I didn't know why.
Maybe the answer is that Alan Moore can be a young dipshit or not, and pretend to know history or not. But if he doesn't own his mistakes twenty years onward, he's an unteachable douche who doesn't even fking know himself or anyone around him.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:47 AM (VdICR)
All this breakfast talk is makin' me hungry. Think I'll stop and get a bialy on the way to work, if I can hold off the stomach grumbles long enough.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 13, 2017 05:47 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Caitlyn at April 13, 2017 05:49 AM (k0vjy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (VdICR)
*spits*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:43 AM (6gk0M)
If you only have 'several' reasons, I'll be glad to fill in any gaps.
The one thing I can say for certain is I'm glad I have my heart problems here (since I have a heart problem, not that I want it). When my heart starts to fail, as I'm told it will (meds and my surgically inserted defibrillator can keep me 'stable' only for so long), Ill be in the best heart transplant locale in the country. But other than that, I got nothin'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (zlQMj)
-Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:47 AM (VdICR)
You answered your own question, quite nicely.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:52 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 13, 2017 05:52 AM (ul9CR)
#2. Apologize without equivocation.
#3. Own it and learn from it.
#4. Offer amends to who you were being stupid about.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:13 AM (6gk0M)
That's pretty good stuff. Learning to stop defending yourself over every little thing, own up and keep on trucking makes things a lot easier on you in the long run. Nobody's perfect, we're all just a bunch of bald monkeys clinging to a rock hurtling through space.
I'd add another key to happiness.
Honesty. Tell the truth, in everything. You don't have to keep track of what you say if you tell the truth. You don't have to worry about being caught in a lie, if you tell the truth. And the looks people give you, when you say what you really think while they were expecting polite affirmation for their stupidity? Priceless.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 13, 2017 05:53 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 13, 2017 05:55 AM (ul9CR)
The one thing I can say for certain is I'm glad I have my heart problems here (since I have a heart problem, not that I want it). When my heart starts to fail, as I'm told it will (meds and my surgically inserted defibrillator can keep me 'stable' only for so long), Ill be in the best heart transplant locale in the country. But other than that, I got nothin'."
-Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (zlQMj)
I want to say *HAH!*, but I'd rather wish you well. Id also like to brag about the Cleveland medical whatever, but I'm going to go ahead and pray for you and yours.
You're one Helluva Conservative Soldier for all of your maladies.
You're in my prayers, Good Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:56 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 13, 2017 05:53 AM (J+mig)
Sounds dicey.
Posted by: Hillary For President 2020 at April 13, 2017 05:57 AM (zlQMj)
-Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (VdICR)
*HAH!* x5
Fuckin' funny.
-I'll take three.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:58 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (VdICR)
Wait ........... you're NOT supposed to?!?!?!
*thumbs through Chapter 4 of the instructions*
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 05:59 AM (K9oqL)
I can agree with that. There comes times though when the Truth is not wanted. For example, lets say a crime where someone is murdered. 80-90% of time, the perp is someone who is known to the victim.
This information is generally not well received by other family members.
This can also apply, and usually does in the same percentages, to other less deadly events. Looking for a reason something bad happens? Look to a family member or someone else known to you.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 13, 2017 05:59 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:00 AM (6gk0M)
^The exception that proves the rule^
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:01 AM (6gk0M)
You're one Helluva Conservative Soldier for all of your maladies.
You're in my prayers, Good Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 05:56 AM (6gk0M)
I'll cut down on your prayer time. It's just me. I'm estranged from my immediate 'family' and pretty much estranged from my extended one, especially since my parents and the aunts and uncles are now gone, many of whom I dearly miss; they kept the 'kids' in line. No great loss.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:03 AM (zlQMj)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2017 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2017 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
I've said it before, but I'd rather drive a stake into the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Maybe that's just me. But I promise to smile while doing so, if that counts.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:07 AM (zlQMj)
I did not set out to be an exception but if I am, so be it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 13, 2017 06:07 AM (d76uN)
No skin off my flint.
God loves you and you've been A Quality Moron throughout the evening and into the morning.
You've never given me a bit of bullshit.
I'd like to offer my prayers, Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:10 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:10 AM (6gk0M)
I never ask for them. But I'm not stupid enough to turn down a freebie, either.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:15 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:20 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (VdICR)
I put homemade hot dog chili on my cheese omelets. What's to regret?
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:23 AM (zlQMj)
-Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:23 AM (zlQMj)
Not a damned thing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:25 AM (6gk0M)
I add beans. Eat me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:29 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:30 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:29 AM (6gk0M)
Red beans in hot dog chili doesn't bother me at all. I'm not a chili 'purist'. Well, except for the 'no carrots' rule.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:32 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:32 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 05:51 AM (VdICR)
I put homemade hot dog chili on my cheese omelets. What's to regret?
Posted by: RickZ
I put gravy and cheese on my french fries.
Posted by: Vladimir Poutine at April 13, 2017 06:35 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Secret Square at April 13, 2017 06:35 AM (9WuX0)
Kidney beans is in chili is just "A Thing". It happens because it needs to.
Welcome to Ohio. The "Taste-Center" of the U.S.A.
Do you know where every restaurant taste-tests a new product?
Columbus, Ohio.
Look it up, Michigan.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:37 AM (6gk0M)
The inventive techniques I really want to do to Leftists, if revealed, would get me banned so fast.
A stake is too slow, not painful enough, and leaves no parts for further processing and transplantation.
Think Larry Niven Organlegger series.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2017 06:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Not Far from Brattleboro at April 13, 2017 06:38 AM (S8ozK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:32 AM (6gk0M)
If you put cheese and chili with beans over a hot dog, you can turn it into a knife and fork meal, NTTAWWT.
When I make a loaded homemade pie* it, too, is a knife and fork meal.
* Pie = pizza pie
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:40 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 06:43 AM (VdICR)
Think Larry Niven Organlegger series.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2017 06:38 AM (u82oZ)
So you'd be good with the Vlad Dracul impalement method?
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:43 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:41 AM (6gk0M)
Never been there. My Mom put beans in the chili as a meat extender. She was one of those crazy Depression Era kids; meat was a luxury and old habits die hard.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:46 AM (zlQMj)
I add beans. Eat me.
Posted by: Slapweasel
Beans in chili is nothing more than an inexpensive way to add protein and stretch the chili pot.
And the purists can bite moi.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:48 AM (uh5kC)
Oh, Dear Lord. That is "A Thing".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:45 AM (6gk0M)
I make my own Italian heroes. Balsamic and olive oil, with dried oregano and basil, along with imported Auricchio provolone and fresh roasted red peppers, along with the usual cold cuts (slicing pepperoni, salami, smoked ham, mortadella with pistachios and hot sopresatta).
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:50 AM (zlQMj)
-Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:46 AM (zlQMj)
That's exactly what it was all about!
It was Peasant Food.
Whenever I make burritos/tacos it is 40% peppers and onions.
Read this: it is 80/20 beef to fat, because flavor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:51 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 06:50 AM (zlQMj)
You know what I'm talking about, but you've bastardized it.
...and it sounds really, really good.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:55 AM (6gk0M)
And the purists can bite moi."
-Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:48 AM (uh5kC)
I'm going to go-ahead and love this dude because he knows his shit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:58 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 07:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 06:55 AM (6gk0M)
Oh yeah, and sliced hot peppers and onions. Wrap it up in plastic wrap and let it sit for an hour, just to let the cold cuts come to room temp.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2017 07:00 AM (zlQMj)
...there is a New Thread and nobody called us.
-Buncha Dicks
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 13, 2017 07:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: lost my cookies at April 13, 2017 08:08 AM (yu3KQ)
Posted by: Blake at April 13, 2017 09:16 AM (WEBkv)
Bob Saget used this in the 1980's.
Posted by: David at April 13, 2017 12:06 PM (T2uZP)
Hmm.
Cause?
Or effect?
Harvard is dropping the LSAT requirement
http://tinyurl.com/mv9szs7
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