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The account is not verified, although the bio and interactions between the user and other Twitter users indicate it belongs to the professor. The Canadian province of British Columbia has banned dress codes which require female employees to wear high heels at work. The local government ruled that these requirements are a health and safety issue, putting workers at risk of slipping or falling as well as long-term injuries to the feet, legs and back. Do you know what is good for the feet, legs and backs ladies? Sammich making!!!! As it turns out, one household item puts the rest to shame when it comes to saving your beloved smartphone. And if you’re a cat owner, you’re especially in luck… Saving your water-damaged smartphone could depend on one crucial item: synthetic “crystal” kitty litter. While it has long been recommended that you use rice in such situations, this works much better! Only a matter of time before there are Love Potion pills? Anders Sandberg, a neuroethicist at Oxford University’s Future of Humanity Institute, will discuss the role of romance drugs at an upcoming Institute of Art and Ideas conference “Love in the Time of Tinder”. He says that while we can’t buy romance pills yet, it’s only a matter of years before they exist. His work combines neuroscience and philosophy to unpack the ethical consequences of such pills, and just how they’ll fit into our lives. Even as a bachelor, I would have preferred a cure of the Common Cold. AoSHQ, a smart military blog. The biggest guns in human history. NRA instructor is tonight's Genius Award Winner. There are some really nice people out there, few and far between. The Feel Good Story of The Day. Top 10 commenters: 1 [604 comments] 'TheJamesMadison' [84.87 posts/day] 2 [344 comments] 'rickb223' 3 [315 comments] 'yankeefifth' 4 [304 comments] 'J.J. 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If this blog is too fast for you -- if people making arguments you might disagree with is just too painful for your mind to take -- well, there's lots of other blogs on the web; I suggest you try one that's more your speed. We here are pretty good commenters, and pretty good at discussion and at repartee; we're not going to be dragged down to a sub-moron level simply because that's the only level at which a sub-moron feels he can participate in a Real Life Political Discussion. Now, let's have some fun. It's The ONT Woot-Woot! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Well looky here!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: mindful webworker - #hasntReadContentYet at April 09, 2017 09:24 PM (hGZJP) Posted by: mindful webworker - #StillHasntReadContentYet at April 09, 2017 09:25 PM (hGZJP) 4
Top dressed my lawn today.
Power thatcher, airator, fertilizer grass seed, and about two yards of topsoil and compost. Posted by: Kreplach at April 09, 2017 09:27 PM (+lv+r) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2017 09:28 PM (zc3Db) 6
Given the choice, I'd never want to be outside Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 09:29 PM (isdIM) 7
3 * hands trophy to the insomniac *
(Never mind where "participation" is scratched out.) Posted by: mindful webworker - #StillHasntReadContentYet at April 09, 2017 09:25 PM (hGZJP) *sniffles* I'd like to thank mindful webworker, the Horde, the Academy, ace, MisHum, severe depression and my obsessive nature for this honor! Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj) 8
#YouHadOneJob
(finally perusing content) It's been many years since I stepped on a lego (one-dot are the worst, I swear) or a barbie shoe (tiny high heels) hidden in the carpet. But just to see that "one job" pic makes my feet hurt. Posted by: mindful webworker - #StillHasntReadContentYet at April 09, 2017 09:29 PM (hGZJP) 9
The very great Nile Rodgers produced that lp.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 09:30 PM (7dpmG) 10
repost:
The Destroyers hadn't had a chance to bitch-slap anyone in a while. https://youtu.be/OVcwNoZdDko?t=227 Posted by: DaveA at April 09, 2017 09:30 PM (FhXTo) 11
People have been acting up on the ONT? Crikey people. ONT is a time for drinking and making witty bon mots and...drinking.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 09, 2017 09:31 PM (oAY8z) 12
I like "Let's Dance' by Bowie. Can't think of any other. But then, I like Devo too.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2017 09:31 PM (zLDYs) 13
"Your problems are your problems, and your problems alone; your emotional problems and angry outbursts will no longer be acceptable blog fodder here."
Honest question - are matters that are personal to us that have emotional significance no longer permitted to be discussed? Or is this meant as an admonition not to be dicks to each other? Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:31 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2017 09:31 PM (HV1LS) 15
I suddenly find myself hooked on the show Wicked Tuna. I don't know why I find it so captivating.
Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2017 09:32 PM (hJamr) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2017 09:33 PM (F0ZHr) 17
And then I enjoy a Ritz Carlton in which to sleep.
So there. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) with your dogs Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:33 PM (cPsPa) 18
13 "Your problems are your problems, and your problems alone; your emotional problems and angry outbursts will no longer be acceptable blog fodder here."
Honest question - are matters that are personal to us that have emotional significance no longer permitted to be discussed? Or is this meant as an admonition not to be dicks to each other? Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:31 PM (0mRoj) Staff & management prefers that people stop being dicks. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:33 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2017 09:33 PM (F0ZHr) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 09, 2017 09:34 PM (oAY8z) 21
o I did the math on the Bill Wyman thing....
I recall that he liked very young girls but uh Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April how long were they married? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (cPsPa) 22
I don't get the Lego picture
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (oAY8z) Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (lwiT4) 24
>> I suddenly find myself hooked on the show Wicked Tuna.
Best show on TV. Guys are catching VW sized fish! Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (isdIM) 25
Ladies, yawl forgot the most important two colors: puce and mauve
Who's the odd man out in 45's administration? This picture holds the answer: http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5nuyn9 Posted by: gCal & his dog spot at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (/h17O) 26
I don't get the Lego picture
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April where it hurts to step on legos Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (cPsPa) 27
22 I don't get the Lego picture
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (oAY8z) I guess you don't have kids. Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj) 28
Honest question - are matters that are personal to us that have emotional significance no longer permitted to be discussed? Or is this meant as an admonition not to be dicks to each other?
The latter. I vaguely remember when Ace posted this - the context, as I remember it, was against people who had some kind of an axe to grind and did so in the comments sections. I saw one example earlier today, where someone was accusing us of hating Christians. Clearly off base and, I think, coming from someone who really isn't a regular reader or commenter here. The admonition was against the *how* you discuss things, not really the *what.*. Saying you're upset at a terrorist attack is one thing - accusing CBD of covering up Soros-funded inaction on the part of the U.S. is what is out of bounds. My opinion. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (2VN2E) 29
I did the math on the Bill Wyman thing....
I recall that he liked very young girls but uh Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April ========================== I think he asked permission from her mother. I would probably have said no. Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (lwiT4) 30
Staff & management prefers that people stop being dicks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:33 PM (voOPb) All righty. Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj) 31
I summoned the corgis.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (jK8Z7) Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (vBeA5) 33
MisHum - you got grass?
Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (lwiT4) You lookin' to buy, grammie? Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (8nWyX) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (VRsLi) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (PhYV5) Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (hJamr) 37
The Extended 12" Mixes of let's Dance and China Girl are awesome. Amazing sounding records.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (isdIM) 38
Did freaky looking man bun guy take over for Schilling or was it softball chick?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (qJhUV) 39
21 o I did the math on the Bill Wyman thing....
I recall that he liked very young girls but uh Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April how long were they married? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (cPsPa) They are still married, he just turned 80. grammie, do I have grass? That's a very awkward question isn't it? just lots of pine needles and dead grass. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (voOPb) 40
Staff management prefers that people stop being dicks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:33 PM (voOPb) ========================== Dang it. Just when I was starting to get the hang of this place. Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:38 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: tu3031 at April 09, 2017 09:39 PM (qJhUV) 42
just lots of pine needles and dead grass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:37 PM (voOPb) ======================= We have scrub dead stuff trying to turn green but mostly it's just dead stuff still. The lawn guy came and cut it this week. He's out of his mind. Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:39 PM (lwiT4) 43
Bill Wyman announced his forthcoming marriage to 19-year old Mandy Smith. He revealed the couple had been dating for six years.
I was told there would be no math! Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 09:40 PM (TqmC9) 44
25 Ladies, yawl forgot the most important two colors: puce and mauve
Who's the odd man out in 45's administration? This picture holds the answer: http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5nuyn9 Posted by: gCal & his dog spot at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM (/h17O) We didn't forget! Those two colors are more for interior decorating than for dressing ;-) Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 09, 2017 09:40 PM (oQQwD) 45
Give a man a fish...
...but teach him to fish with dynamite and soon he and his village will be showered with mud and unidentifiable bits of fish. Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 09, 2017 09:40 PM (3JQ/p) 46
I wonder if Bill Wyman's favorite singer was Jerry Lee Lewis.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 09, 2017 09:41 PM (2VN2E) 47
I've got some St. Augustine but it's in bad shape. Whoever came up with the idea that Floridians should have to have one of the most heat-intolerant, drought-intolerant, water-guzzling, bug/fungus/disease prone strains of grass in the entire country should be strung up with hooks through their pectoral muscles.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:41 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Original Jake at April 09, 2017 09:41 PM (6f2eJ) 49
The admonition to behave issued by our esteemed host reminds me of a similar warning posted by the guys at Conservative Treehouse. One of their demands was guys, read the article before you comment!.
That wouldn't fly here at the HQ. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (PhYV5) 50
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Congrats on the top 10 finish. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (voOPb) Posted by: shibumi at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (FkAXz) 52
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (KCxzN) 53
The admonition to behave issued by our esteemed host reminds me of a similar warning posted by the guys at Conservative Treehouse. One of their demands was guys, read the article before you comment!.
That wouldn't fly here at the HQ. Thanks for the reminder - I'd better scroll up and read. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (2VN2E) 54
I've got some Bubblegum, some Sour Diesel and some Morning Pearl.
I like it more than that Kentucky Blue / Sinsemilla hybrid. Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (isdIM) 55
50 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Congrats on the top 10 finish. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (voOPb) I'll take my plaudits wherever and however I can. Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (0mRoj) 56
49 The admonition to behave issued by our esteemed host reminds me of a similar warning posted by the guys at Conservative Treehouse. One of their demands was guys, read the article before you comment!.
That wouldn't fly here at the HQ. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (PhYV5 Ha, expect you Morons to read? Ha-Ha, that's funny Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (voOPb) 57
Clinton once said he regretted not being Prez during a time of war, as it deprived him of the opportunity to show his courageous leadership.
He never wants his timidity about North Korea or Osama bin Laden remembered. Posted by: Kortezzi at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (hZucK) 58
The admonition to behave issued by our esteemed host reminds me of a similar warning posted by the guys at Conservative Treehouse. One of their demands was guys, read the article before you comment!.
That wouldn't fly here at the HQ. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes ho would they know the difference between people who had not read the article and people who had read the article and were stupid? honor system Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (cPsPa) 59
>> So... Bill Wyman, pedophile?
>>LIke Steven Tyler and Ted Nugent, IIFC. They're no Pete Townsend. Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (isdIM) 60
Ladies, yawl forgot the most important two colors: puce and mauve.
Posted by: gCal & his dog spot at April 09, 2017 09:35 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Taupe at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (DMUuz) 61
I wonder if Bill Wyman's favorite singer was Jerry Lee Lewis.
I looked him up on wikipedia. Pretty interesting guy. Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 09:44 PM (HwVbl) Posted by: Chartreuse at April 09, 2017 09:44 PM (2VN2E) 63
teach him to fish with dynamite
From your lips to the great Jerry Clower's ears... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYrYvNb5cl0 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2017 09:45 PM (F0ZHr) 64
True Fact : Bill Wyman once spent an entire Summer following Winger on Tour.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 09:45 PM (isdIM) Posted by: Chopped Liver at April 09, 2017 09:46 PM (kCDOM) 66
have to pace yourself on these earlybird overnights.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:46 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2017 09:47 PM (wTwJ2) 68
ho would they know the difference between people who had not read the article and people who had read the article and were stupid? honor system
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (cPsPa) --- They were tired of people who flew off the handle after a cursory reading of the headline and derailing the thread with their (inaccurate) ranting. If you can conceive of such a thing happening! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2017 09:47 PM (PhYV5) Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2017 09:48 PM (hJamr) 70
Professor Lars Maischak can probably know just by looking at somebody and know if they are racist, or by knowing who they voted for, or knowing what books they read...
Professor Lars Maischak probably knows a lot of things about people that they don't know about themselves. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2017 09:48 PM (P/kVC) Posted by: The Color "Greige" at April 09, 2017 09:49 PM (PhYV5) 72
I don't get the Lego picture
Step on one in the dark. You'll go, "Ahhhhh"... Posted by: tu3031 at April 09, 2017 09:39 PM (qJhUV) I was just about to say that but you beat me to it. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 09, 2017 09:49 PM (Zd2ZF) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2017 09:49 PM (wTwJ2) 74
Time to fluff the pillows and hit the sack. It's a school night, kids!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2017 09:50 PM (PhYV5) 75
the lars tweeter needs to walk the gang plank
into the cold, deep sea full of things that'd eat him Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2017 09:50 PM (eQSM0) 76
'nite, AHE
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 09:50 PM (8nWyX) Posted by: redclay at April 09, 2017 09:51 PM (fpmcn) 78
Well, there's a La Gloria Cubana Serie N Rojo waiting for me. Going to try to get some calming time before bed.
See you all tomorrow! Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 09, 2017 09:51 PM (2VN2E) 79
41 I don't get the Lego picture
Step on one in the dark. You'll go, Flash! "Ahhhhh"! Ruler of the universe! fixt Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2017 09:51 PM (IK9nN) 80
65 What am I, chopped liver?
Get in line, I'm on that list, too. Posted by: Chopped Liver at April 09, 2017 09:46 PM (kCDOM) Nobody ever picks ME! Posted by: Wenge at April 09, 2017 09:52 PM (oQQwD) 81
I just had my lawn dethatched and then plug aerated and lymed. Took out 18 lawn sized bags of thatch as I don't bag grass when I cut my Bermuda.
I may need to rethink my lawn strategy. Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 09, 2017 09:52 PM (/7+qK) 82
There was just a funny moment on "Spring Baking Championship". There are 3 judges, one of whom is British. One of the contestants did an absolutely fantastic cake, however one of the layers was partly raw.
So the discussion was whether he should be the one to go home for having one layer partly raw. Two judges said they do send people home for raw cake. The British judge said, "don't include me in that," and slid her chair away from them. The other female judge said, "what is she doing?" Duff said, "she's doing a Brexit." Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2017 09:53 PM (+lVUW) 83
Yay ONT. Nice content MisHum. Love that feel good story.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 09, 2017 09:53 PM (8qFZP) Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2017 09:54 PM (Z56vq) 85
Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851171475541327874 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851171548979396608 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851171623369658368 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851171694500818950 Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2017 09:55 PM (AOrEZ) 86
I was just about to say that but you beat me to it.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 09, 2017 09:55 PM (gwPgz) 87
well a coup in venuzuela is bad for oil prices.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 09:56 PM (cPsPa) 88
Is Aslan considered a scholar by anyone other than Don Lemon or Anderson Cooper?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 09:56 PM (7dpmG) 89
More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851171765766303751 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851171989498867713 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851172066510372864 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/851172142074998789 Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2017 09:56 PM (AOrEZ) 90
Give a man a fish and you owe him fish for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 09, 2017 09:56 PM (FAO5C) 91
your emotional problems and angry outbursts will no longer be acceptable blog fodder here.
No more emotional problems? Well, I guess I'm out. Seriously, MisHum, thanks for the reminder. It was needed. Now, I'm off the read the comments, the wonderful comments of blog.... Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 09:58 PM (rJUlF) 92
Current NATO intel theory about Ukrainian ammo depot explosion:
Yevgeniy: Hey, Roman, come here. Roman: OK, what do you want? Yevgeniy: Here, hold my vodka, watch this! Roman: What the f (no further transmission) Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2017 09:59 PM (iLoHX) Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 09:59 PM (vUcdz) 94
Regarding stupid test answers. There is a funny book called "Non Campus Mentis: World History According to College Students". It's supposed to be taken from answers from exams.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (+lVUW) 95
Vote against Democrats because:
You know better than they do You do not share their values They always change their story They sympathize with enemies of the US Many are enemies of the US Posted by: 80' music fan at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (HCnEB) 96
Well, this is interesting. Transgenderism is a mental disorder.
++++ 50 years ago, the universal response to anyone saying such a thing would have been, "Well, duh". Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (R+30W) 97
Yevgeniy: Hey, Roman, come here.
Roman: OK, what do you want? Yevgeniy: Here, hold my vodka, watch this! Roman: What the f (no further transmission) Posted by: rhomboid at April ukraine has warrant officers? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (cPsPa) 98
I'm sure there's a joke to be had here:
GOP now admits it's only interesting in salvaging obamacare. http://preview.tinyurl.com/l34chtp Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn, and also, done with Trump at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (3Liv/) Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (zLDYs) 100
Howdy all.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 09, 2017 10:00 PM (w+Jhj) 101
Vote against Democrats because:
You know better than they do You do not share their values They always change their story They sympathize with enemies of the US Many are enemies of the US --- This unfortunately does not differentiate them from republicans. Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn, and also, done with Trump at April 09, 2017 10:01 PM (3Liv/) 102
re commenting: Is it OK to abuse ourselves?
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2017 10:02 PM (XoldI) 103
still a lot of refugees raping the locals in Europe
Posted by: Original Jake at April 09, 2017 10:02 PM (6f2eJ) 104
Eris, thanks for the link to unf***yourhabitat.com earlier today. I don't like Doing Stuff on the weekends, either. The site's philosophy on DS might help me get my place looking more like an apartment and less like the aftermath of a bombing.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:03 PM (rJUlF) 105
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: 80's music fan at April 09, 2017 10:03 PM (HCnEB) 107
Baby Sister Update:
Called Joyce today, and.... She picked up!! We're so used to get,ting her voicemail, it was such a treat! Had a really good conversation - and it really *was* a conversation: she spoke so many long sentences and used a lot more multi-syllable words. Yesterday, she spent a good chunk of the day with her friend Jessica, outdoors "helping with" yard work. And she's walking more, as well. And she knew that they head up to Shand's tomorrow to learn the results of her MRI. Please continue praying for Joyce to find a path to healing. Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 10:04 PM (vUcdz) 108
51 So... Bill Wyman, pedophile?
LIke Steven Tyler and Ted Nugent, IIFC. Posted by: shibumi at April 09, 2017 09:42 PM (FkAXz) Ted didn't go after under aged but liked 18 and 19 year-olds. I remember his (beautiful) daughters with him in an interview just going to town on how embarrassed they were to meet his young girlfriends and when he kind of flirted with their friends. It was pretty funny because you could see they loved him but wished he'd knock it off! And he teased them right back about it being a natural biological attraction. He had bow hunting camp for kids in the county where I had a summer job, and I ran into him. Nice man. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:04 PM (G8B7r) 109
Some Bowie fans think "Let's Dance" was when he "sold out", but I liked the song. It led me to listening to more of his music, and liking a lot of it.
It brings back the high school memories, too. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:05 PM (rJUlF) 110
Hey Captain Whitebread. How goes the singing? I envy you being skilled in a hobby that can produce money rather than consume it.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 09, 2017 10:05 PM (8qFZP) 111
Garden tools... ack! Get away, get away!
*whimpers* Spent waaaayyyy too much time with those this weekend! But, then, the yard is... beautiful once again. *pops a couple'a ibuprofen tabs* Aaannnd... back to 'work' tomorrow, where I can recuperate. (sigh) Posted by: JQ Flyover at April 09, 2017 10:05 PM (044Fx) 112
I think he asked permission from her mother. I would probably have said no.
Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:36 PM (lwiT4) ------- I would have said HELL NO. Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2017 10:05 PM (sBOL1) 113
re commenting: Is it OK to abuse ourselves?
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2017 10:02 PM (XoldI) Only if you're responding to the swimwear links. Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn, and also, done with Trump at April 09, 2017 10:05 PM (3Liv/) 114
105 Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l Of course it does!!! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 10:06 PM (voOPb) 115
Pinups is probably my fav Bowie LP.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 10:06 PM (isdIM) 116
81 Is that a euphemism?? Please, is it?
Posted by: Dr Alice at April 09, 2017 10:06 PM (LaT54) 117
He had bow hunting camp for kids in the county where I had a summer job, and I ran into him. Nice man.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:04 PM (G8B7r) I met and talked with Nugent briefly in 1995 when he came by the radio station to talk about a hunting trip and concert he was doing. He was pretty cool. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:06 PM (rJUlF) 118
Just ducking back into the comment stream to say, I'm up to the Broken Hearts video. So, not finished yet, but, a tip o' the webworker topper to MisHum for another fine job.
(Jump to top of page) Posted by: mindful webworker - meanwhile later on at April 09, 2017 10:06 PM (hGZJP) 119
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41 I don't get the Lego picture Step on one in the dark. You'll go, Flash! "Ahhhhh"! Ruler of the universe! fixt Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2017 09:51 PM (IK9nN) Posted by: redcclay at April 09, 2017 10:06 PM (fpmcn) 120
Please continue praying for Joyce to find a path to healing.
Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 10:04 PM (vUcdz) ------ Thanks for the update, ibguy. I do and I will. Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2017 10:07 PM (sBOL1) 121
Non Campus Mentos. The freshman maker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l) 122
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l) ====== This is true as long as he brings at least 2 Baptist friends. If he only brings one, that guy will drink all his beer. Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 09, 2017 10:08 PM (/7+qK) 123
*Dang it. Just when I was starting to get the hang of this place.
Posted by: grammie winger - blue and yellow stands for yello at April 09, 2017 09:38 PM (lwiT4)* Guess rooting for the Cubbies this year is a no go. Posted by: tbodie at April 09, 2017 10:08 PM (WrQfI) 124
110 Hey Captain Whitebread. How goes the singing? I envy you being skilled in a hobby that can produce money rather than consume it.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 09, 2017 10:05 PM (8qFZP) Well, I'm not making any money at it right now. I left my DJ job at the karaoke bar because I was tired of, along with my day job, working seven days a week. I've had people tell me I should do something more with my gift (that's how I see it), but I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:09 PM (rJUlF) 125
The Elizabeth Hurley quote is at odds with the first two pictures.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2017 10:09 PM (sdi6R) 126
Can't buy "romance pills" yet? Hell, I've been using those for decades.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at April 09, 2017 10:09 PM (rft/I) Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2017 10:10 PM (sBOL1) 128
Lately the ONT has taken on an edge and quite frankly is not fun. I'm going to remind you what Ace has said about posting.
--- damn shame this was necessary... 'bout damn time too. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 09, 2017 10:10 PM (4Lfsk) 129
allll riiiiggghhht! fun!
has anybody tried the rubbermaid freshworks produce savers? they're supposed to make produce last 80% longer. the youtube reviews look pretty positive. maybe i should save this question for a food thread... oops. oh well. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 09, 2017 10:10 PM (WTSFk) 130
So I also did the math and gotta say, I don't know what Bill Wyman would want with someone so over the hill.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 09, 2017 10:11 PM (RYvZt) 131
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Please continue praying for Joyce to find a path to healing. Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 10:04 PM ( Will do! Thanks for the update, ibguy. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:11 PM (G8B7r) 132
I also saw "Ghost In The Shell" tonight with CW Jr. The mix of police drama and cybernetic sci-fi was OK, though not great. It got me thinking that while I was intrigued with those kinds of "upgrades" when I was younger, today I'd be wary of them.
CW Jr just went to see ScarJo in the skin-tight flesh-colored bodysuit. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:12 PM (rJUlF) 133
ibguy, good news!
Bad news, I just ordered a book I haven't read for years that I want to read as a treat after all the yard work this week. I think I gave the one I had to a former service man many, many moons ago. Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2017 10:12 PM (uKRys) 134
I had read about using kitty litter to dry a cellphone.
I didn't realize it had to be synthetic. I just buried my damp cell in whatever kind was in the litterbox. Next morning it was even wetter, and smelled bad. So, I can't recommend this method. Posted by: meowndful webworker - moronic Moron at April 09, 2017 10:12 PM (hGZJP) 135
61 I wonder if Bill Wyman's favorite singer was Jerry Lee Lewis.
I looked him up on wikipedia. Pretty interesting guy. Posted by: t-bird My older brother was in high school when Jerry Lee was popular. He took one of his Jerry Lee Lewis albums to a friends house to play on their hifi and the kid's dad made him take it home. That was right after it came out that Jerry Lee was married to his 13 year old cousin. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2017 10:13 PM (+lVUW) 136
Bowie trivia: what was the b side to Let's Dance?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:13 PM (7dpmG) 137
Well, I just found out that "lunch shaming" is now a crime in New Mexico. I just can't keep up with the lunacy, so imma quit trying.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2017 10:14 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:14 PM (rJUlF) 139
Bowie trivia: what was the b side to Let's Dance?
Don't know, I bought the whole (picture disc!) album. Cat people? Posted by: JQ Flyover at April 09, 2017 10:14 PM (044Fx) Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 10:14 PM (isdIM) 141
Well you have a great voice Captain WhiteBread and I think a good singer can be a hard spot to fill for part time bands that just work a couple gigs a month. But doing Karoke DJing on the off station days would seem like working all the time.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 09, 2017 10:15 PM (8qFZP) 142
Great song, CW.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:15 PM (7dpmG) Posted by: CaliGirl at April 09, 2017 10:15 PM (u8Ywb) 144
I had read about using kitty litter to dry a cellphone.
I didn't realize it had to be synthetic. I just buried my damp cell in whatever kind was in the litterbox. Next morning it was even wetter, and smelled bad. So, I can't recommend this method. Posted by: meowndful webworker - moronic Moron at April 09, 2017 10:12 PM (hGZJP) Same with the "carry kitty litter with you for traction in the winter" thing. Got stuck, poured about two pounds in the gas tank, kinda made things worse. Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (8nWyX) 145
142 Great song, CW.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:15 PM (7dpmG) I got yelled at by the program director at my first radio gig for playing it. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (rJUlF) 146
70 Professor Lars Maischak can probably know just by looking at somebody and know if they are racist, or by knowing who they voted for, or knowing what books they read...
If those tweets are real, that guy is a maladjusted freak, and apparently that college has very low standards for professors. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW) 147
Now, hit my hand with that shovel.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (LTHVh) 148
I've had people tell me I should do something more with my gift (that's how I see it), but I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:09 PM I paid good money to see Pavorati and Joe Cocker (not together, mind you). Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (G8B7r) 149
Wouldn't be surprising if some government bureaucrat found something wrong with that wheelchair ramp.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (IqV8l) 150
>>I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude.
Indian Casino Circuit, dude. Posted by: Meatloaf at April 09, 2017 10:17 PM (isdIM) 151
Bowie trivia: what was the b side to Let's Dance?
That was an era when Bowie dropped into crap I didn't give a damn about. So I haven't a clue. Go back five years, 'Young Americans' and the like, I'm there. Posted by: JEM at April 09, 2017 10:18 PM (TppKb) 152
Well you have a great voice Captain WhiteBread and I think a good singer can be a hard spot to fill for part time bands that just work a couple gigs a month. But doing Karoke DJing on the off station days would seem like working all the time.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 09, 2017 10:15 PM (8qFZP) It was. I did it for over three years, until one night I asked myself, "Why are you wearing yourself out for this?" Traffic was a fraction of what it was when I started, and the friends I made there weren't coming anymore either. It was time for a change. Now I head to the city when I get the urge to warble. As for part-time bands, no one needs me here, yet. But we'll see. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:18 PM (rJUlF) 153
Joe Cocker (not together, mind you).
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (G8B7r) Apropos of nothing, I had a buddy who lived in Alaska and did fish processing during whatever season that is and concert venue grunt work the rest of the year. He said that Joe Cocker was an absolute world-class prick, the most condescending arrogant bastard he had ever had to work with. Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (8nWyX) 154
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Hugh Grant was banging Liz Hurley, yet thought as he saw Divine Brown, "you know, I should pay money to have sex with a drug addicted, probably disease ridden hooker. Seems like the thing to do".
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (RYvZt) 155
*Wouldn't be surprising if some government bureaucrat found something wrong with that wheelchair ramp.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:16 PM (IqV8l)* Given the timeline listed in the article I guarantee no one got a building permit. Posted by: tbodie at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (WrQfI) 156
150 >>I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude.
Indian Casino Circuit, dude. Posted by: Meatloaf at April 09, 2017 10:17 PM ( Yeah! My cousin and aunt saw that Achy Breaky Heart guy at a casino before he sacrificed his daughter to Mickey Mouse and lost some weight. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:20 PM (G8B7r) 157
I liked "Cat People" better than "Let's Dance".
But my favorite Bowie was his mid to late 70s funky stuff like "Golden Years". Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2017 10:20 PM (sdi6R) 158
"Lately the ONT has taken on an edge and quite frankly is not fun."
What'd I miss? Evening all. Off to work soon. Posted by: Country Boy at April 09, 2017 10:20 PM (Jcg9Q) 159
>>I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude.
Indian Casino Circuit, dude. Posted by: Meatloaf at April 09, 2017 10:17 PM (isdIM) Yeah, but all the old 60s, 70s and 80s acts have taken all the slots, man! Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:20 PM (rJUlF) 160
>>I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude.
So, uh, howsabout ya sing it anyhow... Posted by: ELVIS at April 09, 2017 10:21 PM (044Fx) 161
"Indian Casino Circuit, dude.
Posted by: Meatloaf" Poison is playing at the casino near here in a few weeks. I'll be over there next week playing in the WSOP. Wish me luck. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 09, 2017 10:22 PM (w+Jhj) 162
He said that Joe Cocker was an absolute world-class prick, the most condescending arrogant bastard he had ever had to work with.
I am not surprised. Posted by: JEM at April 09, 2017 10:22 PM (TppKb) 163
I had to flee the country cuz of romance pills.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 09, 2017 10:23 PM (89T5c) 164
Hey now! I was following tracking polls a lot at the time and I swore she said she was fifteeeeee......Bill WYMAN you said?
Never mind. ..................early night. Posted by: Bill Wynn at April 09, 2017 10:23 PM (RYvZt) 165
>>> He said that Joe Cocker was an absolute world-class prick, the most condescending arrogant bastard he had ever had to work with.
So he got by with a little help from his paid staff and not friends? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 10:24 PM (voOPb) 166
He said that Joe Cocker was an absolute world-class prick, the most condescending arrogant bastard he had ever had to work with.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (8nWyX) Add John Mellencamp to that list, too. One of my co-workers had interviewed him years ago. Said he lived up to his "Little Bastard" nickname. As for me, the biggest a-hole I ever had to deal with was a country singer named Don Williams. Huge star in the 60s and 70s, and I really liked his voice. He was totally uncooperative when it came time for the interview, was rude to the staff, and would only give "yes" and "no" answers. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:24 PM (rJUlF) 167
david bowie's best album was his first, "ziiggy stardust". to me he becomes pretentious. he may be a genius, but it's just so self-concious.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 09, 2017 10:24 PM (WTSFk) 168
I had read about using kitty litter to dry a cellphone.
I didn't realize it had to be synthetic. I thought rice worked. Oh well...next time the phone becomes a piss-biscuit, I'll know where to go. Posted by: JEM at April 09, 2017 10:25 PM (TppKb) 169
So, uh, howsabout ya sing it anyhow...
Posted by: ELVIS at April 09, 2017 10:21 PM (044Fx) Well, if the King tells you to do it, how can I refuse? Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:25 PM (rJUlF) 170
He waited til she was thirteen? Really? Pfffft.....piker!
Posted by: Mohammed at April 09, 2017 10:26 PM (RYvZt) 171
Well, I'm not making any money at it right now. I left my DJ job at the karaoke bar because I was tired of, along with my day job, working seven days a week.
I've had people tell me I should do something more with my gift (that's how I see it), but I don't see anyone really being interested going to see an overweight, 50-year-old dude. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the back up dancers, bikinis Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa) 172
I am going to laugh very hard when Jon Ossoff loses badly and that race is no longer a referendum on PDT.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:27 PM (7dpmG) 173
"As for me, the biggest a-hole I ever had to deal
with was a country singer named Don Williams. Huge star in the 60s and 70s, and I really liked his voice. He was totally uncooperative when it came time for the interview, was rude to the staff, and would only give "yes" and "no" answers. Posted by: Captain Whitebread" Wanna see a funny musician interview? Watch KISS get interviewed by Tom Snyder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAmCUicx-uQ Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 09, 2017 10:28 PM (w+Jhj) 174
david bowie's best album was his first, "ziiggy stardust". That was his fifth album. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie_discography Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l) 175
What would you do, if I sang out of key
Would you stand up and walk out on me? Nah, dude, I wouldn't be there in the first place. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2017 10:29 PM (wTwJ2) 176
>>Clinton once said he regretted not being Prez during
a time of war, as it deprived him of the opportunity to show his courageous leadership. He never wants his timidity about North Korea or Osama bin Laden remembered. Posted by: Kortezzi As I recall he was clearly jealous of W after 9/11. Posted by: Aviator at April 09, 2017 10:29 PM (/Nite) 177
*back up dancers, bikinis
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)* Heh, we made a whole TV show outta that. Posted by: Rowan & Martin at April 09, 2017 10:29 PM (WrQfI) 178
Golden Years was written for Elvis, according to legend.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:29 PM (7dpmG) 179
david bowie's best album was his first, "ziiggy stardust". to me he becomes pretentious. he may be a genius, but it's just so self-concious.
Bowie was always full of it. For the first few years he was worth it. Around the mid-70s it just became bullshit. As with Springsteen - 'Born To Run' was a great instrumental submerged under some of the most embarassing lyrics ("strap your hands cross my engines") ever seen. The American Rock-n-Roll Sausage Factory. Posted by: JEM at April 09, 2017 10:30 PM (TppKb) 180
So he got by with a little help from his paid staff and not friends?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 10:24 PM (voOPb) I vaguely recall a second-hand anecdote: "Here's this, and we got you this, and we'll set this up over there-" "Shut the hell up, where are my fucking drugs" Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:30 PM (8nWyX) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2017 10:31 PM (wTwJ2) 182
176 >>Clinton once said he regretted not being Prez during
a time of war, as it deprived him of the opportunity to show his courageous leadership. Dodging flying objects tossed by Hildabeast pretty amazing work on the front lines. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 10:31 PM (voOPb) 183
He said that Joe Cocker was an absolute world-class prick, the most condescending arrogant bastard he had ever had to work with.
I am not surprised. Posted by: JEM at April 09, 2017 10:22 PM (TppKb) He had a ranch not far from here. He is still disliked in death. Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2017 10:32 PM (uKRys) 184
Speaking of awkward interviews with KISS, the interview of Gene Simmons by Terry Gross on NPR might take the cake.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 09, 2017 10:32 PM (RYvZt) 185
I had read about using kitty litter to dry a cellphone.
I didn't realize it had to be synthetic. I just buried my damp cell in whatever kind was in the litterbox. Next morning it was even wetter, and smelled bad. So, I can't recommend this method. Posted by: meowndful webworker - moronic Moron So take it to the geniuses at the Apple store and see if they can figure out where the bad smell came from. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2017 10:32 PM (+lVUW) 186
Dodging flying objects tossed by Hildabeast pretty amazing work on the front lines. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian He had to make a corkscrew landing. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 10:32 PM (IqV8l) 187
>>>Clinton once said he regretted not being Prez during
a time of war, as it deprived him of the opportunity to show his courageous leadership. He never wants his timidity about North Korea or Osama bin Laden remembered. Posted by: Kortezzi As I recall he was clearly jealous of W after 9/11. Posted by: Aviator at April 09, 2017 10:29 PM (/Nite)<<< He had one job! And he blew it! Ok... ok... he actually had many... by the interns. And they were the ones blowing. You know what... forget I said anything. Posted by: USS Cole at April 09, 2017 10:33 PM (jlSRZ) 188
I liked some of Bowie's earlier work, but I really liked how he shifted gears from glam-rock to funk in the mid-70s.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2017 10:34 PM (sdi6R) 189
Got in-laws coming to visit on Tuesday. House is a wreck. I'm contemplating a "sick" day tomorrow, but I can't decide whether to clean the house or run away...
Posted by: antisocialist at April 09, 2017 10:34 PM (W2wn0) Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2017 10:34 PM (isdIM) 191
137 Well, I just found out that "lunch shaming" is now a crime in New Mexico. I just can't keep up with the lunacy, so imma quit trying.
Posted by: Notorious BFD I don't even want to know what people are doing with their lunches that they would be "lunch shamed". I hope it isn't as bad as dirty Sanchez. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW) 192
168 I thought rice worked. Oh well...next time the phone becomes a piss-biscuit, I'll know where to go.
Posted by: JEM Not hygroscopic enough. One thing that works well is those little gel packets you find in some medicines and new electronics; they are there to absorb moisture. Save 'em in a airtight jar. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2017 10:35 PM (wTwJ2) 193
>>Got in-laws coming to visit on Tuesday. House is a
wreck. I'm contemplating a "sick" day tomorrow, but I can't decide whether to clean the house or run away... Posted by: antisocialis Is it possible to actually get it clean enough to get the MIL approval? If not fuck it. Posted by: Aviator at April 09, 2017 10:35 PM (/Nite) 194
Bowie ended for me with 'Station to Station', and Nick Lowe's 'Bowi' put him to bed forever.
Posted by: JEM at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (TppKb) 195
Trans-genderism going from being a bugaboo of the paranoid right-wing fringe to mainstream acceptance in ten years. What is next?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (C06tc) 196
I had an Anthro prof way back who was focused on societies food
collection. He did a section on subsistence patterns in New Guinea, and it is a given that cannibalism is endemic in New Guinea. The majority of cannibalism is found in the area between the highlands where farming is the main subsistence route, and the low lands where it is hunting and gathering. There is a band where the farming is poor and the forest is not so rich where cannibalism is a valid subsistence strategy. He also had gamed out calories v energy put into collection. He also pointed out that cannibalism outside of that area was often to make a point of some sort. Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (0hI48) 197
Captain Whitebread, if you've got the voice, people *will* appreciate it-- just got to get that exposure! And seems like you've got, at least, Some Kind of potential to Be Heard.
Good luck! Don't give up! (reminds me of a guy I used to work with... had a voice... sounded A LOT like Elvis, just his natural singing voice. He actually could've been an Elvis Impersonator, IMO, if he'd just gotten the *exposure*) Posted by: JQ Flyover at April 09, 2017 10:37 PM (044Fx) 198
Good night, 'rons, and pleasant dreams. I just realized the time.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2017 10:37 PM (G8B7r) 199
Trans-genderism going from being a bugaboo of the paranoid right-wing fringe to mainstream acceptance in ten years. What is next?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (C06tc) *smiles* Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 09, 2017 10:37 PM (vBeA5) 200
Trans-genderism going from being a bugaboo of the paranoid right-wing fringe to mainstream acceptance in ten years. What is next?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (C06tc) Probably toilet brittle or Brenda. http://tinyurl.com/zo8mqev Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:39 PM (8nWyX) 201
"One thing that works well is those little gel packets you find in some
medicines and new electronics; they are there to absorb moisture. Save 'em in a airtight jar." Sometimes they're already saturated to near capacity. Try putting them in the oven to drive off the water they are already holding. "Indicating" silica gel which changes color to let you know its state is a useful invention. Posted by: torquewrench at April 09, 2017 10:39 PM (noWW6) 202
Got in-laws coming to visit on Tuesday. House is a wreck. I'm contemplating a "sick" day tomorrow, but I can't decide whether to clean the house or run away...
That choice is simple: RUN AWAY! There is *no pleasing* the in-laws! Posted by: JQ Flyover at April 09, 2017 10:40 PM (044Fx) 203
I suspect that a percentage of the European females want to be raped. All of their male friends are doing each other.
Posted by: JAS at April 09, 2017 10:40 PM (lcylG) 204
195 Trans-genderism going from being a bugaboo of the paranoid right-wing fringe to mainstream acceptance in ten years. What is next?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (C06tc) pedophilia Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb) Posted by: JAS at April 09, 2017 10:42 PM (lcylG) 206
music conspiracy theory time, Bowie and Elvis shared a birthday...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_UHZ_62GCI Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:42 PM (7dpmG) 207
Thanks, JQ Flyover.
This will sound like bragging, but I went to a karaoke bar I'd never been to a couple of weeks ago in OKC. After I had sang a few and got up to go home, I had people -- including the bar owner -- asking me when I'd be back. One regular there told me, "I've never heard a big guy sing high notes like that". I get that a lot. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:42 PM (rJUlF) 208
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Probably toilet brittle or Brenda. http://tinyurl.com/zo8mqev Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:39 PM (8nWyX) Those are hilarious, and I've never even seen the show. Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R) 209
I've never even seen the show.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R) You don't need to, if you can hear the captions in Ice-T's voice. Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:45 PM (8nWyX) 210
Apropos of nothing, Justin Beiber will be playing Bogota Colombia April 12.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 10:47 PM (0hI48) 211
know what? i really don't know much about david bowie and can't imagine anyone caring about my opinion of him. hell, I don't care about my opinion of david bowie.
i'll say this: they say he was a kind person and did a lot more with his life than i with mine. i wish you all well and good night. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 09, 2017 10:50 PM (WTSFk) 212
'nite, mjc.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:51 PM (8nWyX) 213
In that one video, the subtle hint of cleavage disappears at 2:16 and never comes back.
Posted by: RTW at April 09, 2017 10:52 PM (3frOv) Posted by: OXY Moron at April 09, 2017 10:53 PM (hYjJg) Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 09, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT) 216
Ziggy Stardust was not Bowie's first album. His first album was released 50 years ago in 1967 on the same day as Sgt. Pepper's and went nowhere. Ziggy is his fifth album, and it's one of his best. He was around for so long and worked so many genres that some people who like one of his styles, hate another,
He was on a creative high when he died. Blackstar is a masterpiece. Posted by: JoeF. at April 09, 2017 10:53 PM (8HGb7) 217
Spent most of the day in Passover prep: cleaning, baking, getting supplies out.
Part of that prep and cleaning is getting rid of all "chametz," anything with grain or leavening. Some we pitch, but staples that we don't want to have to replace present a challenge. It's customary in our congregation (and many others) to "sell" then chametz to the synagogue. You sign a "contract" promising you won't use any of it, and then pack it up and put it in the garage (for example). Our family has a fun and, AFAWK unique, tradition: we pack it all up, and then *literally* sell it to our neighbors. They pay us $1 and we shlep the bins over to their house. We've done this for many, many years. We are SO blessed. After Passover, we go back over and buy our food back. The running game joke is that Pete will demand $10 and his wife will tell him no Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 10:54 PM (vUcdz) 218
I had people -- including the bar owner -- asking me when I'd be back.
One regular there told me, "I've never heard a big guy sing high notes like that". I get that a lot. Duuuude.... Again, I think you should keep after it. But, I'm just an anonymous gray-box-person. Best to you! Posted by: JQ Flyover at April 09, 2017 10:54 PM (044Fx) 219
Elizabeth Hurley had a window in the nineties, after that it was diminishing returns.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:56 PM (C06tc) 220
My Sunday afternoon killer?
One of these: https://tinyurl.com/kouvwpd The doctor assures me that I will be able to play guitar again after the stitches come out. I was holding a 2x4 in place and the 4" framing nail shot through the side and into a finger. Three stitches, a tetanus shot, cephalexin, and norco. Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 10:56 PM (GUBah) 221
The rice thing does work. I took a dive off the dock with cellphone in pocket. I still took it in to be checked out afterwards but the rice did dry it out. The crystal cat litter probably would work better.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2017 10:57 PM (Lqy/e) 222
Hmm, there is a movie I haven't seen for a while. Surviving the Game. Not sure I'm up for it.
Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2017 10:57 PM (uKRys) 223
Just finished watching the 1970 movie Waterloo with my kid. Every British actor plus the Soviet Army re-enacting the battle, produced by Dino De Laurentis.
Question: why did sound quality in movies get so crappy right around then? Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2017 10:58 PM (082lp) 224
Bowie's best work in the '80's was the original version of "Cat People (Putting Out the Fire with Gasoline)" and "This is Not America", both movie themes.
I'm surprised he never did a James Bond theme. Posted by: JoeF. at April 09, 2017 10:59 PM (8HGb7) 225
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM
Even in environments with 50+ foodstuffs available, the top 10 to 12 with the highest calories provided to calories expended to obtain are preferred/utilized. It like calorimeters are universal, both geographically and temporally. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2017 10:59 PM (DMUuz) 226
"...and apparently that college has very low standards for professors."
--- #Failifornia State University Fresberg 'nuff said. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 09, 2017 11:00 PM (4Lfsk) 227
Praying that the Horde have a blessed Holy Week and a joyous Pesach.
Praying that you are liberated from any pain, shame, guilt, sadness, material need, loss of self-confidence, illness, and addiction. Praying that leftists are freed of their hatred, blindness, faithlessness, and worship of false gods. Praying for a complete and immediate healing for grammie's dad, ibguy's sister, pooky, and your other loved ones. Praying that we all arrive in Jerusalem in accordance with God's plan. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2017 11:02 PM (EZebt) 228
Can someone be both intelligent and an airhead because the YouTube chick talking about transgenders may fit that bill. The vocal fry and hair flipping was driving me crazy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH) 229
I was holding a 2x4 in place and the 4" framing nail shot through the side and into a finger. Three stitches, a tetanus shot, cephalexin, and norco.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 10:56 PM (GUBah Ouch Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb) 230
I love the story about how he didn't collaborate with Coldplay despite the Eno connection.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 11:04 PM (7dpmG) 231
Country Singer @ 220- Nail gun? Ouch!
Dude, I shot a 12 penny through one of my fingers with a nail gun. My own fault, had been nailing joist hangers by shooting the nail into the holes in the hanger. This was 14 years ago. Don't do that no more. No sir. Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2017 11:05 PM (zLDYs) 232
Please continue praying for Joyce to find a path to healing.
Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 10:04 PM (vUcdz) Continued prayers for precious Joyce and her family, Ibguy. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 09, 2017 11:07 PM (TdMsT) 233
204 195 Trans-genderism going from being a bugaboo of the paranoid right-wing fringe to mainstream acceptance in ten years. What is next?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (C06tc) pedophilia Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb) Yep. They'll start with some couple that generates sympathy, like a 17-year old dating a 15-year old. Make them gay, lesbian, or Islamic for maximum effect. They'll chip away at it slowly under the guise of civil rights until one day we wonder how 30-year olds acquired the right to have sex with 8-year olds. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at April 09, 2017 11:08 PM (nvMvs) 234
Elizabeth Hurley had a window in the nineties, after that it was diminishing returns.
I looked her up to see how she looks these days. I'm glad I did. Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:09 PM (29QcC) 235
I love my nail gun. It is just a brad nailer, but when I have something I can pull it out for, I pull it out.
Yes, phrasing. I am working on my train table and the nail gun has been pretty handy. Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2017 11:10 PM (HV1LS) 236
227 Praying that the Horde have a blessed Holy Week and a joyous Pesach.
Praying that you are liberated from any pain, shame, guilt, sadness, material need, loss of self-confidence, illness, and addiction. Praying that leftists are freed of their hatred, blindness, faithlessness, and worship of false gods. Praying for a complete and immediate healing for grammie's dad, ibguy's sister, pooky, and your other loved ones. Praying that we all arrive in Jerusalem in accordance with God's plan. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2017 11:02 PM (EZebt) Oh my gosh, how lovely and touching. Have a blessed Passover, SF. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 09, 2017 11:10 PM (TdMsT) 237
They'll chip away at it slowly under the guise of civil rights until one day we wonder how 30-year olds acquired the right to have sex with 8-year olds.
--- Or 52 year old men and 6 year olds! Posted by: Mohammad, the Pedophile at April 09, 2017 11:10 PM (s3+kQ) 238
"Ziggy Stardust was not Bowie's first album."
That makes me remember people I knew thinking DSotM was Pink Floyd's first album... Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 09, 2017 11:11 PM (w+Jhj) 239
So Bill Wyman was dating a thirteen year-old? Did not know that.
One thing about thirteen year-old girls is that they have such a vast store of experience and knowledge that they're great conversationalists. And braces. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2017 11:11 PM (JZdsf) 240
I had a good day, I went to the thrift store to see about finding dress shirts, and wound up buying an All American pressure canner for $10.00. It apparently was marked down because it was missing about $40.00 worth of parts.
This is pretty good for a canner that retails at about $200 now. I do love thrift stores. Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 11:12 PM (0hI48) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2017 11:13 PM (JZdsf) 242
Yep, I'ma one of those habitually late people and it drives Mrs. Krebs crazy. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2017 11:13 PM (v1g1+) 243
217 Spent most of the day in Passover prep: cleaning, baking, getting supplies out.
Part of that prep and cleaning is getting rid of all "chametz," anything with grain or leavening. Some we pitch, but staples that we don't want to have to replace present a challenge. It's customary in our congregation (and many others) to "sell" then chametz to the synagogue. You sign a "contract" promising you won't use any of it, and then pack it up and put it in the garage (for example). Our family has a fun and, AFAWK unique, tradition: we pack it all up, and then *literally* sell it to our neighbors. They pay us $1 and we shlep the bins over to their house. We've done this for many, many years. We are SO blessed. After Passover, we go back over and buy our food back. The running game joke is that Pete will demand $10 and his wife will tell him no Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 10:54 PM (vUcdz) What a great tradition, Ibguy. Have a blessed Passover. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 09, 2017 11:13 PM (TdMsT) 244
240 I had a good day, I went to the thrift store to see about finding dress shirts, and wound up buying an All American pressure canner for $10.00. It apparently was marked down because it was missing about $40.00 worth of parts.
This is pretty good for a canner that retails at about $200 now. I do love thrift stores. Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 11:12 PM (0hI4 Missing $40 worth of parts? Bad news for you or for your bombing victims? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 11:14 PM (voOPb) 245
I had a good day, I went to the thrift store to see about finding dress shirts, and wound up buying an All American pressure canner for $10.00
How does the canner look with a nice tie? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2017 11:14 PM (JZdsf) 246
"I am going to laugh very hard when Jon Ossoff loses badly and that race is no longer a referendum on PDT.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 10:27 PM (7dpmG) " I wish I shared your optimism. I see that little phony's signs everywhere and the Republicans are very disorganized. The liberal infestation in my neighborhood is worse than I thought based on the signs. He has a very good chance if the libs show up in force. The fact that I was redistricted out of Hank Johnsons enclave a few years ago would make it even worse as I would again have a socialist representing me incongress. Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2017 11:16 PM (NbRJx) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 11:16 PM (7dpmG) 248
Not hygroscopic enough. One thing that works well is those little gel packets you find in some medicines and new electronics; they are there to absorb moisture. Save 'em in a airtight jar.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2017 10:35 PM (wTwJ2) Those are the exact same things as the silica kitty litter. I used to use the kitty litter in bags in my ammo boxes instead of the expensive desiccant packs (which were the exact same thing). Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2017 11:18 PM (zc3Db) 249
Can someone be both intelligent and an airhead because the YouTube chick talking about transgenders may fit that bill. The vocal fry and hair flipping was driving me crazy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH) That's not a chick. Just sayin' ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2017 11:20 PM (zc3Db) 250
Elizabeth Hurley had a window in the nineties, after that it was diminishing returns.
Total, unmitigated bullshit. She has remained hot to this day. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2017 11:21 PM (zc3Db) 251
Thank you to all The Hordelings for your prayers and encouragement.
I'm a little nervous about tomorrow's results: there's no question that she's improved both physically and cognitively, but the results will tell us about where she is in the process. Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 11:21 PM (vUcdz) 252
Once the field narrows, iit is over I think. There are signs in my neighborhood, and he is not even representing our district.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 11:21 PM (7dpmG) 253
166 He said that Joe Cocker was an absolute world-class prick, the most condescending arrogant bastard he had ever had to work with.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (8nWyX) Add John Mellencamp to that list, too. One of my co-workers had interviewed him years ago. Said he lived up to his "Little Bastard" nickname. As for me, the biggest a-hole I ever had to deal with was a country singer named Don Williams. Huge star in the 60s and 70s, and I really liked his voice. He was totally uncooperative when it came time for the interview, was rude to the staff, and would only give "yes" and "no" answers. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 10:24 PM (rJUlF) Michael Bolton hands down is the biggest sucker of cock out there. Back in the early-mid 90's, he fancied himself a real softball king. When he had a concert in town, he would have a game against a local radio station and they had a very specific rider of what the field dimensions were. Found out a few weeks before why. The first couple of innings, they would play with regular softball bats and they would hit fly balls that the outfielders would catch about 10ft from the fence. After those first 3 innings, they would break out some titanium bats and start jacking homers. Radio stations didn't have the kind of money to buy those types of bats, so the rout was on. Friend of mine's station played them about a week before we did. His station's owner hated to lose, and when he found out what they would be doing, he bought some titanium bats. All of a sudden, the radio station players began jacking the ball out, and instead of the rout being on, the "Bolton Bombers" (yes, thats what they called themselves) were behind. The 3pm cutoff time came and they were still trailing, so, they kept playing. Finally, as 4pm came up, they took the lead at the top of the inning, at which point, they called "game". They did that because they were "undefeated", and by doing that, they kept on billing themselves as undefeated. Best guys? Hootie and the Blowfish. Stopped by the station and hung out with EVERYONE there. And Harry Connick, Jr. His sister married a guy that lived here in town, and when he came to visit them, he would just drop by the station unannounced. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 09, 2017 11:21 PM (1JnAL) 254
The All American is the International Harvester of pressure canners. Cast Aluminum pot based on the original National Pressure Cooker design, and the valve stem, weight and blow-out plug are pretty much the Mirro style.
It doesn't need a tie to look good. Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 11:22 PM (0hI48) 255
All American pressure canner for $10.00. It apparently was marked down because it was missing about $40.00 worth of parts.
This is pretty good for a canner that retails at about $200 now. I do love thrift stores. Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 11:12 PM I never find deals like that. Love my All American, though. Thing is built like a tank. And made in the USA. Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 11:24 PM (GUBah) 256
One note on your genius award winner.
The article says "NRA staffer" not instructor. As it was at the range at NRA HQ, it's more likely to be any other random employee than an instructor. (It says 46 year old, so lawyer or ILA staffer is quite possible.) Posted by: Makatta at April 09, 2017 11:25 PM (uu73d) 257
wow .. some giant explosions in the Ukraine video ... big one right after the 3:00 mark in the first video at that link
Continuing the Kushner theme from earlier, he gave $1000 to Giuliani a few times, the rest (much more) was all to Democrats, if there was any doubt. His lawyer being Gorelick is an issue, so is the $250M line of credit he (with his brother in a venture) got from Soros (NY Times said "anonymous source", another link said it was Soros). this is an opensecrets link to the donations http://tinyurl.com/n5wl8e8 Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2017 11:25 PM (TmCOq) 258
243 LadyLibertarian
It is, and Thank You. May you have a blessed Holy Week. And I'll be among those sending extra prayers for safety for our Christian friends and neighbors (ref this morning's atrocity and this years' Easter interesting timing). Posted by: ibguy at April 09, 2017 11:26 PM (vUcdz) 259
If you're a heterosexual man and wouldn't hit Elizabeth Hurley like the fist of an angry God... I've got some bad news for you...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2017 11:26 PM (Tnhbr) 260
219 Elizabeth Hurley had a window in the nineties, after that it was diminishing returns.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:56 PM (C06tc) Gotta tell you, this just got added to the spank bank. http://tinyurl.com/kqjo9ve Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 09, 2017 11:27 PM (1JnAL) 261
I see a guy named Lenin won* the elections in Ecuador.
How f***ed up is it that we STILL have people that love communism running around? *Apparently he might have won in the same manner as Al Frankin Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2017 11:28 PM (aZq03) 262
If you're a heterosexual man and wouldn't hit Elizabeth Hurley like the fist of an angry God... I've got some bad news for you...
___ Bah, she's not the little devil I want to be hitting. Hey Reggie where are you with those cocktails? Posted by: Barack Obama at April 09, 2017 11:29 PM (aZq03) 263
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I am surprised that we haven't yet seen them mainstreaming polygamy. I was sure that by now we would have the case of the Muslim man who has married multiple women overseas where it's legal to do so, then one of the second or third wives petitioning the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to recognize the marriage. It is just a matter of time. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2017 11:30 PM (jK8Z7) 264
250 Elizabeth Hurley had a window in the nineties, after that it was diminishing returns.
Total, unmitigated bullshit. She has remained hot to this day. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2017 11:21 PM (zc3Db) Yes she has! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 11:31 PM (voOPb) 265
Your wife sent you out to buy a shirt and you rescued a broken pressure cooker. That's funny!
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:31 PM (7H/2n) 266
I am surprised that we haven't yet seen them mainstreaming polygamy.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2017 11:30 PM (jK8Z7) As soon as they figure out a way to endorse polygamy and still snark on Mormons for it, they'll be off and running. Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (GUBah) 267
262 If you're a heterosexual man and wouldn't hit Elizabeth Hurley like the fist of an angry God... I've got some bad news for you...
___ Bah, she's not the little devil I want to be hitting. Hey Reggie where are you with those cocktails? Posted by: Barack Obama at April 09, 2017 11:29 PM (aZq03) Point of Order! Posted by: Rules commitee at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (+c7tK) 268
"And I will ban those assholes who are incapable of behaving like elevated, educated, thinking people."
======= Uh, oh...I might be in trouble here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (ZO497) 269
I am surprised that we haven't yet seen them mainstreaming polygamy.
That's where their distaste for Mormonism is biting them in the ass. Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:34 PM (kCDOM) 270
268 "And I will ban those assholes who are incapable of behaving like elevated, educated, thinking people."
======= Uh, oh...I might be in trouble here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (ZO497) We all are. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2017 11:34 PM (+c7tK) Posted by: Buffalo Bill at April 09, 2017 11:35 PM (rft/I) 272
Mmm. Sausage factory.
Posted by: homer simpson at April 09, 2017 11:35 PM (nlbfN) 273
Anyone think that the left will be pushing for the acceptance of incest in the next 10 years?
Asking for a cousin of course. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 09, 2017 11:35 PM (1JnAL) 274
As soon as they figure out a way to endorse polygamy and still snark on Mormons for it, they'll be off and running.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (GUBah) They already have. It's polyamory now, or consensual non-monogamy. And I'm sure that the ones who practice it are more than able to find something about Mormonism that they oppose that they can use to justify why *they're* different. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2017 11:36 PM (Tnhbr) 275
Trans-genderism going from being a bugaboo of the paranoid right-wing fringe to mainstream acceptance in ten years. What is next?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 09, 2017 10:36 PM (C06tc) *** At this point I think we are still waiting for the first transgender "martyr" when a guy finds out his girlfriend is actually a guy and ...responds... I've sure the story will be as honestly told as Mathew Shepard as well... Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2017 11:36 PM (aZq03) 276
Goodness, DH is still hot.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2017 11:36 PM (7dpmG) 277
Ahem.
Posted by: Jimmi Page at April 09, 2017 11:36 PM (LMcFk) 278
On the subject of English ladies, Nigella Lawson is pretty much on the top of my list. On one hand, it would be hard to stake my clam; "cooking is not womens' work! women don't belong in the kitchen!" would probably not work on her. On the other, she has a knee-weakening smile and some kind of growths on her chest that are oddly compelling. In the interest of science, I'd have to investigate those. A lot.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 11:36 PM (8nWyX) 279
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As soon as they figure out a way to endorse polygamy and still snark on Mormons for it, they'll be off and running. Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (GUBah) They already have. It's polyamory now, or consensual non-monogamy. And I'm sure that the ones who practice it are more than able to find something about Mormonism that they oppose that they can use to justify why *they're* different. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2017 11:36 PM (Tnhbr) Maybe ghey polygamy (or whatever you would call it) will be the groundbreaker. Now that they can get married and all. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2017 11:37 PM (jK8Z7) 280
That special election with Ossoff is on tax day BTW. Yes, it if he gets crushed I'm wondering what message the MSM might be able to glean from it? Probably that Georgia voters are still stupid, racist haters.
Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2017 11:37 PM (NbRJx) 281
59 >> So... Bill Wyman, pedophile?
>>LIke Steven Tyler and Ted Nugent, IIFC. They're no Pete Townsend. Oops. Now Ahem. Posted by: Jimmy Page at April 09, 2017 11:37 PM (LMcFk) Posted by: Ignoramus at April 09, 2017 11:37 PM (bQxkN) 283
Okay, my name is Mike, and I am one of the chronically late.
But, here's the deal, my dad always said that my mother was 20 minutes late to their wedding, and never caught up. It follows that I was born 20 minutes late. See? It's not my fault, dammit. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2017 11:38 PM (ZO497) Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 11:39 PM (8nWyX) 285
This year marks the 15th anniversary of the release of Juwanna Mann.
It was prophetic, but genius is never appreciated in its own time. Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 09, 2017 11:39 PM (rft/I) 286
Gotta tell you, this just got added to the spank bank.
You call that a spank bank? https://tinyurl.com/mlntll6 Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:40 PM (9Q5BJ) 287
Polygamy is an interesting one for the left.
As pointed out they use it to snark at Mormons....and feminists hate it. But Muslims want it, and this is *no* way you can make a cogent argument in favor of "gay marriage" and not polygamy. Of course it might well be the deal knell of modern western culture. Hypergamy+feminism+polygamy is likely to end up with the lower 50% percentile of men having no hope of a relationship much like you see in the Muslim world which leads to massive instability. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2017 11:40 PM (aZq03) 288
Well I saw Robert Downey Jr in Captain America Ultron Winter Soldier Age of Civil War Avenger Infinity: The Quest for Lasers. He had a flashback where he was as young as he was in Weird Science.
Then I see a trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tide the Strange World's Curse and I see Johnny Depp looking very young and thin. This is the future, folks. There won't be an uncanny valley, except that some 80 year old actor will be pretending to be forever 29 year old, and breaking the illusion, because no one is good at pretending that his titanium hips don't ache. We could have just replaced the actor, the way we buy-in that a blonde dude is James Bond, or Ben Affleck is now Jack Ryan or Batman, or the Mother of Dragons is now Sarah Connor. Everyone would have understood this has to happen. Just as the audience anted up to pay their $10, they willingly put forth the mental effort to preserve the illusion. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2017 11:40 PM (VdICR) 289
Bill Wynn a pedophile? Going to be an oily night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l) 290
someone be both intelligent and an airhead because the YouTube chick talking about transgenders may fit that bill. The vocal fry and hair flipping was driving me crazy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth yep. girl in my hs class. perfect grades all the way through but no common sense. unfortunately for her she was really beautiful and fell for the closest thing to a gangster in our school who knocked her up sometime in her sophomore of junior year and she never graduated. never graduated school anyway. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa) 291
Maybe ghey polygamy (or whatever you would call it) will be the groundbreaker. Now that they can get married and all.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2017 11:37 PM (jK8Z7) Close. It's going to be some middle-class white liberal couple and their mutual girlfriend. You see, the trick is to win over white middle class women with the idea that they can have the husband and kids, but still have the lesbianism that their women's studies course told them was part of being a good feminist. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2017 11:42 PM (Tnhbr) 292
>>>Uh, oh...I might be in trouble here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2017 11:33 PM (ZO497) Nope, not at all Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb) 293
This one is in my spank bank!
Stupid minx...it wiped my link, like with a cloth. try http://tinyurl.com/md47uq9 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 09, 2017 11:43 PM (aZq03) 294
Bill Wynn a pedophile? Going to be an oily night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l) *bows to the master* Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 11:43 PM (8nWyX) 295
We could have just replaced the actor, the way we buy-in that a blonde dude is James Bond
*** I'm pretty sure he's actually a KGB agent. Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2017 11:44 PM (aZq03) Posted by: Harry Reid at April 09, 2017 11:45 PM (aZq03) 297
I'll take my plaudits wherever and however I can.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 09, 2017 09:43 PM (0mRoj) <places a bushel basket of plaudits at Insomniac's feet> Better you than me, good sir! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 09, 2017 11:45 PM (tHwdc) 298
Just finished watching the 1970 movie Waterloo with my kid. Every
British actor plus the Soviet Army re-enacting the battle, produced by Dino De Laurentis. I don't know if you've got it on disc/video but if you rewatch it for helicopter shots of the French cavalry attacking the British (and Allied) squares with ginger psycho, Marshal Ney, leading the attacks about 3/4 of the way through the film, you can see one of the squares "break". The Soviet infantry in one square (or two?) were scared by the charging cavalry thundering down on them and began running away. And Christopher Plummer (Wellington) is Canadian. Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2017 11:46 PM (nlbfN) 299
I don't even want to know what people are doing with their lunches that they would be "lunch shamed". Oh, c'mon -- carrots in chili. It's like nobody here is even trying anymore. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2017 11:46 PM (v1g1+) 300
Good news, if it hasn't been mentioned already in previous threads somewhere. It appears that the Civilian Marksmanship Program is about to get stocked back up:
https://tinyurl.com/kkbpk5a Posted by: Country Singer at April 09, 2017 11:46 PM (GUBah) 301
But Muslims want it, and this is *no* way you can make a cogent argument in favor of "gay marriage" and not polygamy. Their argument is : "It's just different. Shut up!" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l) 302
I see a guy named Lenin won* the elections in Ecuador. How f***ed up is it that we STILL have people that love communism running around? Posted by: 18-1 ------------ Annnnnd, 18-1 triggers the April post of the excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night' : "I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2017 11:48 PM (ZO497) 303
Good news, if it hasn't been mentioned already in previous threads somewhere. It appears that the Civilian Marksmanship Program is about to get stocked back up:
https://tinyurl.com/kkbpk5a Posted by: Country Singer yeesh, from the phillipines, those have to have been used hard. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 11:48 PM (cPsPa) 304
"I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2017 11:48 PM (ZO497) Keep going, I'm almost there. Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 11:49 PM (8nWyX) 305
your emotional problems and angry outbursts will no longer be acceptable blog fodder here.
I understand the words, but the logic escapes me, Captain. Posted by: Spock at April 09, 2017 11:49 PM (tHwdc) 306
Missing $40 worth of parts? Bad news for you or for your bombing victims?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 09, 2017 11:14 PM (voOPb) And that right there is just another reason to hate the ragheads and their compatriots. Wasting a perfectly good pressure cooker when you could be canning smoked salmon or fresh green beans or many delicious treats. All because your idiot criminal pedophile demon tells you to go out and be a complete murderous asshole and you can't figure out for yourself that this is a poor choice. Give me the damned thing and I will put up a raft of good food for you for a year. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 09, 2017 11:49 PM (cm1Bl) 307
doesn't South Korea have lots of new or barely used garands?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa) 308
re commenting: Is it OK to abuse ourselves?
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2017 10:02 PM (XoldI) You are a Moron. What other option do you have? Posted by: Spock at April 09, 2017 11:51 PM (tHwdc) 309
doesn't South Korea have lots of new or barely used garands?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa) And carbines. The issue, from what I understand (and I kind of don't), is lending vs. selling; lent weapons can come back but sold and reimported weapons are a hassle. Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2017 11:51 PM (8nWyX) 310
And carbines. The issue, from what I understand (and I kind of don't), is lending vs. selling; lent weapons can come back but sold and reimported weapons are a hassle.
Posted by: hogmartin oh. crap. well if anyone is going to work through that nonsense it is Trump. What is this bs, bring me those guns. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 11:53 PM (cPsPa) 311
then one of the second or third wives petitioning the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to recognize the marriage. It is just a matter of time.
Posted by: Caesar North Petition? nah, they'll beg to do whatever it takes to blow more of your tax dollars Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2017 11:54 PM (zZb/S) 312
Hi, Miley.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (rJUlF) 313
You are a Moron. What other option do you have?
And with that love potion, you're not going to be able to help yourself, anyways. Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (TqmC9) 314
Close. It's going to be some middle-class white liberal couple and their mutual girlfriend. You see, the trick is to win over white middle class women with the idea that they can have the husband and kids, but still have the lesbianism that their women's studies course told them was part of being a good feminist.
-- There's this show on TLC called Say Yes to the Dress. They're going to have a polyamorous couple this season. The transgender already made an appearance. Yep. Dress show has gone 100% SJW and I can't watch it any more. Posted by: shibumi at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (s3+kQ) 315
Your wife sent you out to buy a shirt and you rescued a broken pressure cooker. That's funny!
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:31 PM (7H/2n) What's funny is that this is my fifth pressure canner. Which is not true totally, I've found and given away another 4 or so. I can't seem to let a good deal go by. Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (0hI48) 316
Does CAMP have a waiting list for those carbine s
Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (zZb/S) 317
What's funny is that this is my fifth pressure canner. Which is not true totally, I've found and given away another 4 or so.
I can't seem to let a good deal go by. Posted by: Kindltot did you pay cash or trade a cow? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2017 11:58 PM (cPsPa) 318
People have been acting up on the ONT? Crikey people. ONT is a time for drinking and making witty bon mots and...drinking.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 09, 2017 09:31 Hmmm, I'm not so good at the witty bon mots, but that's because I EXCELL at the drinking part! Cheers. Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2017 11:58 PM (PzqA/) 319
You call that a spank bank?
https://tinyurl.com/mlntll6 Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2017 11:40 PM (9Q5BJ) Many, many lockboxes in the spank bank. My pic has her in a few of my favorite things. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 09, 2017 11:58 PM (1JnAL) 320
Sorry, but hair-flippy girl is not exactly correct that "transitioning" is the only treatment for "transgenders." In fact, it simply reinforces the delusion and usually leads to regrets and eventually suicide. No amount of "sculpting" will make a man a woman or vice versa.
There are treatments that involve talk therapy and working on coping strategies and working out ways to face the world and get on with life. In some cases, this means complete abstinence but also means inner peace. Body disphoria does not always mean "transgendered." There are those who believe they should not have a leg, or not have sight, or not have an arm or other strange notions, and blinding or amputation makes no sense to treat this, either, so why should cutting off breasts or a penis work any better? These are the treatments for those who give up. I suppose it is much like they do in the Netherlands and Belgium, where if you are depressed, you can just have somebody kill you. Same basic deal, just awful outcomes all around. I, OTOH, identify as a millionaire, and I'm waiting for somebody to make the deposit to my bank account so that I don't have to face reality on that front. Who's up for that sort of treatment? Posted by: tcn in AK at April 09, 2017 11:59 PM (cm1Bl) 321
Hmmm, I'm not so good at the witty bon mots, but that's because I EXCELL at the drinking part! Cheers.
Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2017 11:58 PM (PzqA/) I'm not good at either one. Crap. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 11:59 PM (rJUlF) 322
Does CAMP have a waiting list for those carbine s
Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (zZb/S) CMP hasn't had anything more than one-off carbine sales for a while, I think. Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:00 AM (8nWyX) 323
Does CAMP have a waiting list for those carbine s
Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (zZb/S) I think they just sell them as they become available. Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 12:01 AM (GUBah) 324
Daniel Craig is a good James Bond, but he would have made a perfect Red Grant from Russia.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 12:01 AM (VdICR) 325
GAY!
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 12:02 AM (vRcUp) 326
I'm not good at either one. Crap.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 11:59 PM (rJUlF) That's okay, sweetie, I have a bottle of Hennessy right here and I'm willing to fall on that grenade for you. I got your back. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 12:02 AM (cm1Bl) 327
327 GAY!
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 12:02 AM (vRcUp) His name was Lola, he was a showgirl.... Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 12:03 AM (cm1Bl) 328
That's okay, sweetie, I have a bottle of Hennessy right here and I'm willing to fall on that grenade for you. I got your back.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 12:02 AM (cm1Bl) And this is why I love the Horde. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 10, 2017 12:03 AM (rJUlF) 329
There's only one Red Grant, Old Man!
Posted by: Zombie Robert Shaw at April 10, 2017 12:03 AM (bQxkN) 330
Just for fun, I wanted to see what the biggest taboos are, since those are on the liberal list.
1. Cannibalism : oh yea, I can see the PETA crowd going for this. Also, for Mother Gaia. 2. Incest: already showing up with adults given up for adoption 3. Abnormal sexuality: homosexuality, bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia and masturbation. LOL. It will ALL be mainstreamed 4. Murder: well, if you can kill a fetus, why not a living person? They're just post fetal tissue. 5. Suicide: already mainstreamed IMHO 6. Interracial and inter-religion marriages- already mainstreamed. 7. Dead bodies: I can see necrophilia being touted as a way to cure people with sexual issues, as well as a Soylent "green" source of protein. 8. Illegal drugs: all eventually legal. Have I missed anything? Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 12:03 AM (xoQqk) 331
http://tinyurl.com/md47uq9 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 09, 2017 11:43 PM (aZq03)
Looking at that picture too long would leave you as conflicted as Norman from the Bates Hotel. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 12:04 AM (VdICR) Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 12:04 AM (VdICR) 333
Sticking with this alias rhymes with tovaritches. So there.
Posted by: V.I. Lenin at April 10, 2017 12:05 AM (dZGNV) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2017 12:06 AM (voOPb) 335
Have I missed anything?
Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 12:03 AM (xoQqk) The liberal, and libertarian for that matter, dream is a world where a 12 year old can buy heroin at the gas station while her 30 year old boyfriend waits out in the car. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 12:06 AM (Tnhbr) 336
The liberal, and libertarian for that matter, dream is a world where a 12 year old can buy heroin at the gas station while her 30 year old boyfriend waits out in the car. Posted by: Colorado Alex you forgot illegal alien criminal jihadi boyfriend Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:08 AM (cPsPa) 337
The liberal, and libertarian for that matter, dream is a world where a 12 year old can buy heroin at the gas station while her 30 year old boyfriend waits out in the car.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 12:06 AM (Tnhbr) She lives just outside Detroit, bro... Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:08 AM (8nWyX) 338
I do a lot of canning. And I have obsessional moments.
My oldest one is an old National Pressure Cooker that I think was made in the 30's - it has the operating instructions in it too. I have a Presto dated 1946 that I think was made of melted down B-17s. I have one in Harvest Gold, I have one of the newer models when I decided to get serious about canning. They all rest on an upper shelf in a back closet and their arrayed pressure gauges look down on me like a line of Daleks when I poke my nose in there. Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2017 12:08 AM (0hI48) 339
you forgot illegal alien criminal jihadi boyfriend
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:08 AM (cPsPa) Hey he is going to school at night. His life will be turned around any minute. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 12:09 AM (+c7tK) 340
Time to power down the transmitter and sign off until next time. Good night, y'all.
(Cue "Star Spangled Banner") Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 10, 2017 12:09 AM (rJUlF) 341
There are no illegal aliens in their fantasy world, because there are no longer any borders. We're all citizens of the world.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 12:09 AM (Tnhbr) 342
The liberal, and libertarian for that matter, dream is a world where a 12 year old can buy heroin at the gas station while her 30 year old boyfriend waits out in the car... ...for their appointment at the 10 minute quick and easy fetal tissue removal place. Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 12:09 AM (JTbwP) 343
you forgot illegal alien criminal jihadi boyfriend
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:08 AM (cPsPa) Hey he is going to school at night. His life will be turned around any minute. Posted by: Aetius451AD well, at least it is not hs during the day. maybe that is where he met her, in the bathroom. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa) Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:10 AM (aZq03) 345
There's this show on TLC called Say Yes to the Dress.
They're going to have a polyamorous couple this season. The transgender already made an appearance. Yep. Dress show has gone 100% SJW and I can't watch it any more. Posted by: shibumi at April 09, 2017 11:56 PM (s3+kQ) I genuinely surprised that Obama didn't host a poly threesome at the White House before he left. I mean, for a LGBT dinner or somesuch, not... the other thing. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 12:12 AM (Tnhbr) 346
Time to power down the transmitter and sign off until next time. Good night, y'all.
(Cue "Star Spangled Banner") Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 10, 2017 12:09 AM (rJUlF) *footage of F-16s and bald eagles* Is "I'm old enough to remember when stations went off the air" a thing? Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:12 AM (8nWyX) 347
Oscar Meyer Thick Cut bacon is pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 12:13 AM (+c7tK) 348
That's okay, sweetie, I have a bottle of Hennessy right here and I'm willing to fall on that grenade for you. I got your back.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 12:02 AM (cm1Bl) Let me introduce myself Posted by: Humpty Hump at April 10, 2017 12:13 AM (1JnAL) 349
I genuinely surprised that Obama didn't host a poly threesome at the White House before he left. I mean, for a LGBT dinner or somesuch, not... the other thing.
-- Pretty sure poly would be ok with O if it was a man. /as far as we know, that might have happened. Probably more likely than not. Also, I think Michelle has man parts. Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 12:14 AM (JTbwP) 350
Oscar Meyer Thick Cut bacon is pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April what ya doing with it? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:15 AM (cPsPa) 351
Today is my daddy's 75th birthday. He's spending it in the hospital with stomach ulcers. Prayers would be appreciated.
Other than that, it's been a good weekend. I got some shooting in (I really need to get more in, I suck at it), got the Glock 19 sighted in, and put the purple board up in the new shower. FTR, chicken and rice in the crock pot is one of those ideas that are better in theory than in practice. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 10, 2017 12:15 AM (vbvxt) 352
what ya doing with it?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:15 AM (cPsPa) I ate it. ... What do you do with it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 12:16 AM (+c7tK) 353
Michael No Talent Ass Clown Bolton earned that name.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa) 354
Today is my daddy's 75th birthday. He's spending it in the hospital with stomach ulcers. Prayers would be appreciated.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 10, 2017 12:15 AM (vbvxt) Done. Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:17 AM (8nWyX) 355
They're not pushing polygamy because it's in the bag. What judge would oppose it? Who would even bother trying to fight it? The libs could slap down the "ISLAMOPHOBIA!" card and silence any objections.
So they're not even bothering to push it. No, they're already looking ahead to kiddy-fiddling. No legal age of consent. Now that they have a proper Marxist pope there's no need to use pedo priests as a club to attack the Church. Expect a movie about "forbidden love" between a woman and an underage girl some time in the next five or six years. (Bonus points for making it an interracial relationship, double points if one is Muslim, MEGA BONUS SCORE if some inbred Hollywood retards can be talked into pimping out their underage daughter for explicit sex scenes.) It'll get rave reviews from critics for being "brave" and "transgressive" and "questioning patriarchy" or whatever. Posted by: Trimegistus at April 10, 2017 12:18 AM (082lp) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 12:18 AM (IqV8l) 357
Is "I'm old enough to remember when stations went off the air" a thing?
Posted by: hogmartin ---------- I can recall WRAL in Raleigh signing off with 'Dixie' There's a guy who has compiled sign-off videos for many, many stations: http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4l9sqw Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2017 12:22 AM (ZO497) 358
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Hugh
Grant was banging Liz Hurley, yet thought as he saw Divine Brown, "you know, I should pay money to have sex with a drug addicted, probably disease ridden hooker. Seems like the thing to do". Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (RYvZt) Illogical. Posted by: Spock at April 10, 2017 12:23 AM (tHwdc) 359
The liberal, and libertarian for that matter, dream is a world where a 12 year old can buy heroin at the gas station while her 30 year old boyfriend waits out in the car.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 12:06 AM (Tnhbr) The difference between a liberal dream and the libertarian dream is that the former would be purchased with an EBT card (at an electric vehicle station), while the later would be purchased with kruggerands Posted by: The Burkean Hat at April 10, 2017 12:24 AM (vBeA5) 360
FTR, chicken and rice in the crock pot is one of those ideas that are better in theory than in practice.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 10, 2017 12:15 AM (vbvxt) Try making a thick flour roux with some of the broth and flour - add some butter in too - cook it to kill the raw flour taste, and mix it in with the chicken and rice, and also some cooked or drained mushrooms. Put the pot on high for a bit to mix the flavors. You can add some sherry or white wine if you like, and some pepper would be good too. That or just put the rice and shredded meat into tortillas with some cheese Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2017 12:24 AM (0hI48) 361
I ate it.
... What do you do with it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April well, I figured that was what would eventually happen with it, however, being a moron, I was not sure if there were any intermediate steps between opening, cooking, and eating. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa) 362
Sargon of Akkad on Rachel Dolezhal - 'who made headlines in 2015 for looking like a Klingon'
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 12:26 AM (6FqZa) 363
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Hugh
Grant was banging Liz Hurley, yet thought as he saw Divine Brown, "you know, I should pay money to have sex with a drug addicted, probably disease ridden hooker. Seems like the thing to do". Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (RYvZt) Illogical. Posted by: Spock plague of success Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa) 364
BOOBS
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa) 365
I performed 5 services today at a local church.
I am very proud of myself, I was ready for more punishment while the younger guys were buckling like little dixie cups. Posted by: navybrat at April 10, 2017 12:28 AM (w7KSn) 366
Sargon of Akkad on Rachel Dolezhal - 'who made headlines in 2015 for looking like a Klingon'
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo maybe is she claiming to be a klingon Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:28 AM (cPsPa) 367
I genuinely surprised that Obama didn't host a poly
threesome at the White House before he left. I mean, for a LGBT dinner or somesuch, not... the other thing. -- Pretty sure poly would be ok with O if it was a man. /as far as we know, that might have happened. Probably more likely than not. Also, I think Michelle has man parts. Posted by: shibumi **** Man hands? Or parts in a fridge? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 12:29 AM (hVdx9) 368
Hugh Grant was banging Liz Hurley, yet thought as he saw Divine Brown, "you know, I should pay money to have sex with a drug addicted, probably disease ridden hooker.
THAT was true mental illness. Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:32 AM (hBig8) 369
4 Top dressed my lawn today.
Power thatcher, airator, fertilizer grass seed, and about two yards of topsoil and compost. Posted by: Kreplach at April 09, 2017 09:27 PM (+lv+r) You're one of THOSE people... /s Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2017 12:32 AM (L9eMC) 370
Is "I'm old enough to remember when stations went off the air" a thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:12 AM (8nWyX) It was for a while ... but now premium cable stations go off the air sometimes. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. All the Starz channels will just have nothing on for a couple of hours. Back when I used to watch Fox Business and all they would do late night was rerun all their stupid shows from the day (not like a financial channel could be following the Asian or European markets or anything ...) I kind of wished they would have just gone off the air. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 10, 2017 12:34 AM (zc3Db) 371
It was for a while ... but now premium cable stations go off the air sometimes. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. All the Starz channels will just have nothing on for a couple of hours.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair well, they are having trouble competing with the hq. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:36 AM (cPsPa) 372
I'm out for the night.
I'll leave y'all with this little snippet from "the resistance": https://tinyurl.com/m5hl3oj Y'all take care! Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 12:41 AM (GUBah) 373
well, they are having trouble competing with the hq.
But we're like a nighttime news anchor just staring at you sometimes. Then we'll make a comment and you'll know AoS is on the air still. Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:41 AM (ysprU) 374
I'll leave y'all with this little snippet from "the resistance":
https://tinyurl.com/m5hl3oj Nice shot of his garbage can. Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:43 AM (/wWB4) 375
some say the hq is responsible for the demise of shillue's show.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa) 376
someone said nosuchinsky was quitting shillues show to comment at the hq.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:44 AM (cPsPa) 377
well, they are having trouble competing with the hq.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2017 12:36 AM (cPsPa) -------- Yep. Also, notice how Keef Olberdick has stopped broadcasting from his bathroom? The AoSHQ Effect. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 12:45 AM (JZdsf) 378
Well, this is boring. C'mon, Reggie, back to the food thread. Give me a taste of something salty that finishes nice and hot...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 10, 2017 12:47 AM (ysprU) 379
Prayers constantly for Joyce and all of you, ibguy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 10, 2017 12:47 AM (tHwdc) 380
376 I'll leave y'all with this little snippet from "the resistance":
https://tinyurl.com/m5hl3oj Nice shot of his garbage can. Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:43 AM (/wWB4) Now that's fuckin' funny.............. 500 yards, eh? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 12:48 AM (K9oqL) 381
Elizabeth Hurley. Great British wit, philosopher and a nice rack.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2017 12:54 AM (M7snF) 382
His fascist dad makes him take out the trash.
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 12:58 AM (zZb/S) 383
I performed 5 services today at a local church.
I am very proud of myself, I was ready for more punishment while the younger guys were buckling like little dixie cups. Posted by: navybrat ------------ *strains brain* I had to work *really* hard to recall this quote, and it is intended in good humor: --- And here I must make a protest against the pretence, so often put forward by the working clergy, that they are overburdened by the multitude of sermons to be preached. We are all too fond of our own voices, and a preacher is encouraged in the vanity of making his heard by the privilege of a compelled audience. His sermon is the pleasant morsel of his life, his delicious moment of self-exaltation. "I have preached nine sermons this week," said a young friend to me the other day, with hand languidly raised to his brow, the picture of an overburdened martyr. "Nine this week, seven last week, four the week before. I have preached twenty-three sermons this month. It is really too much." "Too much, indeed," said I, shuddering; "too much for the strength of any one." "Yes," he answered meekly, "indeed it is; I am beginning to feel it painfully." "Would," said I, "you could feel it--would that you could be made to feel it." But he never guessed that my heart was wrung for the poor listeners. ------------- The entire thing is worth reading: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mff5tcd Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2017 01:00 AM (ZO497) 384
Now that's fuckin' funny..............
500 yards, eh? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC --------- With a toy gun. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2017 01:04 AM (ZO497) 385
FTR, chicken and rice in the crock pot is one of those ideas that are better in theory than in practice.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde Don't put rice or butter in the crock pot. Chicken, veg, liquid, and spices of choice. Add flour and butter roux at end. Cook your rice in a rice cooker next to Crock-Pot. Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:04 AM (zZb/S) 386
384 His fascist dad makes him take out the trash.
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 12:58 AM (zZb/S) At which, Comrade Faggot is failing miserably. I like his faahbulous little belt and wrist bands, though.... Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 01:04 AM (K9oqL) 387
Being a Christian is the most difficult thing in the world.
There is a cross. You have to carry it. To every nation, to every ear that will hear, to every eye that will see. It is daunting. I have fallen short. Posted by: navybrat at April 10, 2017 01:06 AM (w7KSn) 388
" I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Hugh
Grant was banging Liz Hurley, yet thought as he saw Divine Brown, "you know, I should probably pay money to have sex with a drug addicted, disease ridden hooker. Seems like the thing to do". Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 09, 2017 10:19 PM (RYvZt)" Please. The man had just started a publicity tour for the movie "Nine Months", and it wasn't going to get an audience. This was someone higher up thinking a scandal would put asses in the seats. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 10, 2017 01:09 AM (Ss6r7) 389
Just for fun, I wanted to see what the biggest taboos are, since those are on the liberal list.
~~~ Have I missed anything? Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 12:03 AM (xoQqk) Inner city blacks talkin' cracker. That taboo will never die, not if Sharpton and Jackson have anything to mumble about it. Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2017 01:09 AM (zlQMj) 390
Hmmm, I'm not so good at the witty bon mots, but that's because I EXCELL at the drinking part! Cheers.
Posted by: Farmer at April 09, 2017 11:58 PM I'm not good at either one. Crap. Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 09, 2017 11:59 Well that's JMO, wifey not so much sometimes. God bless her she's put up w/ me for coming up on 36 yrs. Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2017 01:10 AM (PzqA/) 391
I have fallen short.
Posted by: navybrat ------------ Everyone falls short. It's one of the distinctions between man and God. Without addressing other religions, there is a vast, yawning gulf between being a bad Christian, and an atheist. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2017 01:11 AM (ZO497) 392
If ISIS captured me and commanded me to deny Christ, I would not do it. Just put my head on the pile with the rest of my brethren.
Posted by: navybrat at April 10, 2017 01:18 AM (w7KSn) 393
Nice shot of his garbage can.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:43 AM (/wWB4) The Resistance will only eat take-out, with a side of coffee from Starbuck's. Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2017 01:20 AM (zlQMj) 394
Today is my daddy's 75th birthday. He's spending it in the hospital with stomach ulcers. Prayers would be appreciated...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 10, 2017 12:15 Done. It's funny how sme accepted medical "science" was that ulcers were caused by stress somehow. Nw it turns out there's a bacteria at fault, IIRC. And if I make no sense after this my O key is sticking. Nt due to the fact I'm n vaca and drinking, n nt. See I told yu so. Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2017 01:22 AM (PzqA/) 395
Hey whoa, so CMP will actually be getting some new M-1s (thanks to whoever linked that).
Actually, no telling about the condition, even if "Philippines" makes one think "used hard". All depends on how much they actually *were* used. At a minimum, good for parts. And as I only see a service grade special, at most, in my future, that will help keep those coming for a while. What would be better for some of us would be for some MAP country to find a billion rounds of M2 ball ammo in good condition, and get *that* into CMP's hands. I reload 30-06 for this particular purpose, but have not stocked a lifetime's supply of good milsurp brass (yet). Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2017 01:24 AM (mBYZv) Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2017 01:28 AM (IcT7t) 397
MEGA BONUS SCORE if some inbred Hollywood retards can be talked into
pimping out their underage daughter for explicit sex scenes. Kris Jenner comes to mind. She pimped out her daughter's sex tape back in the day. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 10, 2017 01:34 AM (jK8Z7) 398
Need some prayers for the Mrs.
Friday morning her dad got up to take a leak and noticed blood on the hallway floor and walls. When he got back to the bedroom he noticed my mother in law was covered in blood, like Godfather horse head in the bed covered in blood. It seems after he went to bed, she had a seizure and hit her head, didn't know she had fallen and hit her head and went to bed. She is now in the hospital with some staples in her scalp, and is now being tested to see if she has leukemia or lymphoma or another blood like cancer. Today, she is sitting at the hospital with her dad and mom, and he says he is having chest pains and has been since Friday. Down to the ER they go, his heart rate was 230 bpm, that's a tad high. 84 years old with a ticker going 230 bpm for 3 days. He's now waiting for a bed to open up, and the Mrs is going back and forth between the two. They should be fine, but the Mrs needs some good vibes sent her way. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 10, 2017 01:36 AM (1JnAL) Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2017 01:39 AM (IcT7t) 400
357 They're not pushing polygamy because it's in the bag. What judge would oppose it? Who would even bother trying to fight it? The libs could slap down the "ISLAMOPHOBIA!" card and silence any objections.
So they're not even bothering to push it. No, they're already looking ahead to kiddy-fiddling. No legal age of consent. Now that they have a proper Marxist pope there's no need to use pedo priests as a club to attack the Church. Expect a movie about "forbidden love" between a woman and an underage girl some time in the next five or six years. (Bonus points for making it an interracial relationship, double points if one is Muslim, MEGA BONUS SCORE if some inbred Hollywood retards can be talked into pimping out their underage daughter for explicit sex scenes.) It'll get rave reviews from critics for being "brave" and "transgressive" and "questioning patriarchy" or whatever. Posted by: Trimegistus at April 10, 2017 12:18 AM (082lp) Weren't the laws changed in the US back in the 90's that studios couldn't use anyone under 18 for sexually explicit material and/or nudity? Plus, they couldn't depict sex of anyone under 18 even if the actors/actresses involved were over 18. It's why they can't do another Phoebe Cates "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" bikini scenes any more. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 10, 2017 01:40 AM (1JnAL) 401
Hey everybody.
Whew. Helped my sister with a major work project, using Excel. Finally got it done tonight. Hope her boss is pleased. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2017 01:42 AM (qazQh) 402
Nice shot of his garbage can. Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:43 AM (/wWB4) Vinyl sheriff's belt, check; Red Star on his forehead (Rock'em-Sock'em Robots style) .... yeah, he's dangerous. He probably chugged that 2-liter behind him, moments before, and can't get his eyes to focus where his hands are pointing ... Posted by: Arbalest at April 10, 2017 01:42 AM (FlRtG) 403
They should be fine, but the Mrs needs some good vibes sent her way.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 10, 2017 01:36 Sent. I'm in a similar situation. FIL goes in tomorrow for pre-admittance for aortic heart surgery the next day. It's tough dealing w/ old parents. Best to you and the family. Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2017 01:48 AM (PzqA/) 404
Weren't the laws changed in the US back in the 90's that studios couldn't use anyone under 18 for sexually explicit material and/or nudity? Plus, they couldn't depict sex of anyone under 18 even if the actors/actresses involved were over 18.
It's why they can't do another Phoebe Cates "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" bikini scenes any more. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 10, 2017 01:40 AM (1JnAL) 'Taxi Driver' and 'Pretty Baby' are two good movie examples of why such laws are a good thing; pedophiles hardest hit. At least in 'Paper Moon', Tatum O'Neal wasn't a part of a three-way with her horndog father. Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2017 01:49 AM (zlQMj) 405
Posted by: Arbalest at April 10, 2017 01:42 AM (FlRtG)
--- and 2 fingers on the trigger... i showed #TheResistance to Resident Evil on her way to bed... she fell asleep laughing. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 01:50 AM (4Lfsk) 406
Wow, $10,000 dollars fbi reward for the guy out there running amok , and 600 page manifesto, are you fucking kidding me:/
Posted by: lousagirl at April 10, 2017 01:51 AM (9plvG) 407
oh yeah: that looks like one of those dime a dozen Red Army belt/buckle combos you can find almost anywhere for ~$5
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 01:53 AM (4Lfsk) 408
https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 02:00 AM (Tnhbr) 409
Homeland ended season 6 and was quite delicious for me as the Deep State went after a president-elect by many nefarious means. Just fiction though, right guys? Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 10, 2017 02:03 AM (TixTl) 410
'Taxi Driver' and 'Pretty Baby' are two good movie examples of why such laws are a good thing; pedophiles hardest hit.
--- "Chinatown" comes to mind as well... but then again, look who the director was for that one. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 02:05 AM (4Lfsk) 411
So, apparently the worst thing that can happen to a fake faggoty tough guy is having fascists ignore him. Whodathunk?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:18 AM (cm1Bl) 412
So, apparently the worst thing that can happen to a fake faggoty tough guy is having fascists ignore him. Whodathunk?
--- pro tip: dissing CObs, even ex-COBs, is dangerous... Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 02:22 AM (Wy4ox) 413
pro tip: dissing CObs, even ex-COBs, is dangerous...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 02:22 AM (Wy4ox) And which COB did I diss? I doubt any of them were wearing rainbow wrist bands and Che hats. But YMMV. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:32 AM (cm1Bl) Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 02:36 AM (VdICR) 415
389 Being a Christian is the most difficult thing in the world.
There is a cross. You have to carry it. To every nation, to every ear that will hear, to every eye that will see. It is daunting. I have fallen short. Posted by: navybrat at April 10, 2017 01:06 AM (w7KSn) Soon it will be as bad as it was in Roman times. We all fall, we are human beings, and imperfect. Jesus, too, fell under the load of his actual cross, and had to get someone to help him carry the load. When times get bad, when we fall, we help each other. This is how the Jewish people have survived, century after century, in a hostile world. It is how we will survive, if we are to survive. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 10, 2017 02:40 AM (J+mig) 416
Jack White, Steady as She Goes
https://youtu.be/Q7aOWIFgIZQ Indy rock. I was going to stay on the southern gothic theme, but Jack White seems to have a foot planted firmly in both worlds. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 02:42 AM (VdICR) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 02:43 AM (Wy4ox) 418
As a Christian, and a Catholic to boot, I struggle with the choice of turning the other cheek or fighting for justice. I know there is no perfect justice on this earth, nor will there be, but at the same time, is not God pleased when we fight for justice, particularly God's justice?
Or am I just a cranky ass who thinks people should be held responsible for their actions, and who should focus more in mercy and less on making things right? It is a struggle. Plus, when turning the other cheek, I have at least three others to consider.... Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:44 AM (cm1Bl) 419
It is a struggle. Plus, when turning the other cheek, I have at least three others to consider....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:44 AM (cm1Bl) My view is that a man has, at most, four cheeks to turn, and after he has been struck upon all of them, he's entitled to seek justice. There is a certain point when evil is not to be tolerated, when you see moneychangers profaning the temple, or when the threat from within or without puts all that is good and right in your world in peril. Never forget Ecclassiastes, Chapter 3. There is a time for every purpose under heaven. Was not Peter a soldier at heart, and is that not to whom Jesus handed the keys to the church? Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 10, 2017 02:51 AM (J+mig) 420
I believe I tolerated enough crap at that job to require justice, whatever form that may take. The final straw was being made responsible for making a fool "communicate" with me, when he refused to even speak to me, and then being fired because I just didn't understand "the younger generation." I was, after all, never young, so I couldn't possibly know what that's like. Nor do I understand that when I notice something that needs doing, and I do it, I make others "feel bad." I'm sure that was worth firing me.
I also really enjoyed having my idiot coworker tell me, after Trump was elected, that I should be glad that I got my racist , fascist President in office now. But hey, that's not insulting or anything. And even if it was, I don't have real feelings, so.... Oh, hell, that's enough ranting. Imma get a lawyer. It may not lead to justice, but it might just show them they messed with the wrong hockey mom. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:58 AM (cm1Bl) Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:59 AM (cm1Bl) 422
Imma get a lawyer. It may not lead to justice, but it might just show them they messed with the wrong hockey mom.
--- Give'em hell! Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 03:01 AM (Wy4ox) 423
I doubt any of them were wearing rainbow wrist bands and Che hats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:32 AM (cm1Bl) You don't know that. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2017 03:05 AM (rF0hx) 424
Imma get a lawyer. It may not lead to justice, but it might just show them they messed with the wrong hockey mom.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:58 AM (cm1Bl) I'd say do it. Sounds like they gave you a raw deal. Find a lawyer that's good at this sort of thing and see if they think you have a case. Evil, if left unpunished and allowed to profit, festers and grows. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 10, 2017 03:09 AM (J+mig) 425
Christianity is hard, folks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 02:59 AM (cm1Bl) "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."--G. K. ChestertonBut yeah, I'm with Cato. Then again, I'm not one to suffer fools gladly. (Morons, on the other hand....) Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 10, 2017 03:19 AM (saTNN) 426
TCN in AK For reasons unclear to me, I've seen this ad a couple of times: "Wrongful Termination Help Relax. You may be owed money. Get free expert help. Lets Talk Now yourworkplacerights.com" The only thing I know about this is that their ad has appeared in one of my tabs (I forget which one), and, being astute enough to realize that I was seeing something that just might have a use one day, I copied it. I have never visited their website (so Toxic-Virus-Prepare-To-Reformat-Your-HD-Just-In-Case Alert), but they might have material on it that can at least guide you to the type of lawyer you need, and the initial questions to ask ... and the type of evidence that you (should have) kept and how to present it. Posted by: Arbalest at April 10, 2017 03:21 AM (FlRtG) 427
Update: I think I saw "yourworkplacerights.com" on Dice.com, so maybe they're legitimate, but national ... you really want someone local, but these people might be a start. Posted by: Arbalest at April 10, 2017 03:24 AM (FlRtG) 428
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 03:51 AM (Ot7+c) 429
Wanted to see if anyone showed up in last hour.
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 04:42 AM (Ot7+c) 430
Not much going on. Going to rain again here. Looks like a wet season.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 04:54 AM (d76uN) 431
Well I ain't sleeping, damn fridge sounds like my dog snoring, this is BS. La Quinta is gonna have to deal on this.
I'll have another drink and maybe can ignore it and sleep. Pissing me off, told them downstairs, NO we aren't moving in the middle od the night. They better make this right. Posted by: Farmer at April 10, 2017 05:02 AM (PzqA/) 432
This guy has devoted his YT channel to how to kill rats and mice, and also primitive survival skills. I've watched him talk about mousetraps and demonstrate in his barn, which has an unending supply of pests. I've been watching them all with a morbid fascination.
https://youtu.be/w8Kbretp8FM This one at the link is a live capture and release. All the rest are kills. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 05:04 AM (VdICR) 433
'Morning, Horde.
Did someone change the font or should I blame the barely fubctional tablet? JJSefton, if you're in here please be avised that was a great fill-in for CDR/M. Is Trump really losing support among conservatives as fast as it appears? And what's with the marginalizing of Steve Bannon? Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:05 AM (ftdxp) 434
Hay, Tim. How did the bike ride go?
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:11 AM (ftdxp) 435
Farmer, I'll trade you your noisey 'frige for the leg cramp that brought me screaming out of the fog at 2:00 Ayem.
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:14 AM (ftdxp) 436
"Hay, Tim. How did the bike ride go?"
I'm pretty sore right now. If It doesn't rain, will be going out again this morning. I do wish I had the energy of the Twins though. Endless supply that Dad can't match. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 05:18 AM (d76uN) 437
Losing support? He never had it to begin with, not with the tru-con crowd and the war mongers.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 05:20 AM (d76uN) 438
(sigh) Nobody home here. S' okay. Tablet's about to die anyway. Time to shovel some more coal into it. Later, all.
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:21 AM (ftdxp) 439
Well, Tim, at least you didn't fall off.
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:24 AM (ftdxp) Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 05:25 AM (d76uN) 441
You may number me among the warmongers until someone figures out a way to defeat the Muzzies without killing them. Killing seems to be all they understand.
Now I'm out. Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:29 AM (ftdxp) 442
The war mongers are those like captain juanny. The guy that likes to get his picture taken with AQ guys.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 05:30 AM (d76uN) 443
Ah the yard rake and shovel. Where's the leaf rake which is the big killer in the Fall?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 10, 2017 05:32 AM (mpXpK) 444
Boker tov, fapperot ve fapperim!
Judge Neil Gorsuch will get his shiny new black silk robe at noon today! I wonder if the ever-classy Odious RBG will be wearing her famous "dissent jabot" (and perhaps even fall asleep!) during the ceremony... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 10, 2017 05:45 AM (kP16F) 445
Posted by: creeper at April 10, 2017 05:29 AM (ftdxp)
I'm not against war, but war needs to have a sensible and achievable objective. IE, some point at which we go "our work is done here" and walk away. The kind of open-ended nation building wars that have defined the last 20 years of our Middle East policy must end. They don't work. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 10, 2017 06:06 AM (J+mig) Posted by: JAS at April 10, 2017 06:08 AM (lcylG) 447
Give a man a fish. The next day he shows up demamding you fix him a steak. You refuse. He sics the Human Rights Commission on you. The resulting fine bankrupts you.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 10, 2017 06:26 AM (cjzGm) 448
The only way you can Nation build is with a population that is just as beaten as their armed forces were. Both the Germans and Japanese home populations had been bombed and devastated plus their ruling elites had been discredited.
This approach would also work in the middle east but until our politicians quit calling islam a religion of peace. It's not. Never has been never will be. It has to be discredited in the eyes of its practitioners before any kind of reform is possible. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 06:31 AM (d76uN) 449
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 10, 2017 06:35 AM (J+eG2) 450
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 10, 2017 06:38 AM (u82oZ) 451
448
The only way you can Nation build is with a population that is just as beaten as their armed forces were. Both the Germans and Japanese home populations had been bombed and devastated plus their ruling elites had been discredited. This approach would also work in the middle east but until our politicians quit calling islam a religion of peace. It's not. Never has been never will be. It has to be discredited in the eyes of its practitioners before any kind of reform is possible. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 06:31 AM We shouldn't even be thinking of, nor referring to Islam as a "religion" at all! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 10, 2017 06:39 AM (kP16F) 452
No kids, so no Legos, but we have dog kibble as a substitute. Electron microscopy of a piece of Purina shows a surface bristling with tiny spikes, the better to jab into your bare foot.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 10, 2017 06:42 AM (oeCJj) 453
The Newly Elected President on Homeland is Coo Coo....
Posted by: KWDreaming at April 10, 2017 06:47 AM (AkcYt) 454
Oh yes - kids loved them Legos - picture makes me all ouchy! Morning all
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 10, 2017 06:53 AM (Z4XP+) Posted by: cicero skip at April 10, 2017 06:57 AM (FIrEF) 456
and I just killed this post. morning report is up
Posted by: cicero skip at April 10, 2017 06:59 AM (FIrEF) 457
446 The map of the foot is wrong. The worst place to step on a Lego is in the middle of the arch.
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