Errors, Historical and Otherwise

Get a load of this:


islam for kids.jpg

So, is this from an actual lesson plan from a Muslim school, or is it just a clever parody? My gut instinct says it's the former, but I don't really know. I found it on Twitter, but the context is somewhat ambiguous.

Perhaps it came from here.

Meanwhile:

KUALA LUMPUR — A Malaysian MP said girls as young as nine were “physically and spiritually” ready for marriage, as the Muslim-majority Southeast Asian country passed a law on sexual offenses against children without criminalizing child marriage.

Fortunately,

The proposal was voted down by the majority of parliament.

But the Malaysian MP who's all-in on child marriage wasn't done yet:

He said he rejected the motion to ban child marriages as it was contrary to provisions in sharia law.

You know, there are people in this country who say they are in favor of "incorporating" (whatever that means) "certain aspects" (whatever that means) of sharia law into our American legal system. I hear these proposals, but I never hear any specifics, that is, what "aspects" of sharia are superior to their counterparts in U.S. law, and what are the reasons why these "aspects" should supersede ours.

This is why I think these aren't serious proposals, but rather, just a middle "F U" finger waved in the face of America, and Western Civilization in general.

Meanwhile, here is guerilla street artist Sabo's middle 'F U' finger waving in the face of the progressive left:


never mind the Democrats.jpg

And for those of you who may not know where this is coming from, here's the album cover that Sabo was riffing on.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:39 AM




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1 First

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 06, 2017 11:40 AM (ELUpj)

2 That first graphic is... stunning.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 06, 2017 11:40 AM (fV8mV)

3 lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 06, 2017 11:41 AM (0O7c5)

4 So, is this from an actual lesson plan from a Muslim school, or is it just a clever parody? My gut instinct says it's the former, but I don't really know. I found it on Twitter, but the context is somewhat ambiguous.

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I refuse to believe that that is a real thing.

It's just WAY too wrong.

Just...not even close.

But who knows? Apparently some people believe that America is the only country in history to have had slaves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 06, 2017 11:41 AM (ELUpj)

5
Abraham would like a word.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

6 For the Record, Judaism was first.

Stick that in your turban MO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (KlI/a)

7 But who knows? Apparently some people believe that America is the only country in history to have had slaves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 06, 2017 11:41 AM (ELUpj)



AL Sharpton: Them Greek homos stole everything from Africa

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (493sH)

8 Well duh. Everybody knows that Allah is the one true God, so it logically follows that Islam is the oldest monotheistic religion.

/sarc in case it wasn't clear

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (KUaJL)

9 I'm so booooooored with the USA, but what can I do?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (TOk1P)

10 Islam is a gutter religion.

It should not have status or recognition in the west as it is antithetical to western values.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 06, 2017 11:43 AM (LLlh0)

11 Love me some Sabo (no homo).

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 06, 2017 11:43 AM (0mRoj)

12 Child sex is the next box for the Left to check off.

Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

13 Sharia don't like it.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (vtcmf)

14 Well duh. Everybody knows that Allah is the one true God, so it logically follows that Islam is the oldest monotheistic religion.

/sarc in case it wasn't clear

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (KUaJL)


I think that's the answer. Or, to put it another way, all those Jewy Jews, doing their Jewy thing, while they had the right God, were not doing it the right way, so yes. Those other things weren't, you know, real religion.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

15 Everyday I ponder what the flash-point will eventually be.

Posted by: zek at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (LGXGf)

16 "I refuse to believe that that is a real thing"

My only cause for doubt is it's in English -- the sentiment is actual Muslim theology. Mohammed said Judaism and Christianity are just corruptions of Islam, see...

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (fV8mV)

17 Sharia don't like it.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (vtcmf)

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ROCK the Casbah.
ROCK the Casbah.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

18 So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)

19 A Malaysian MP said girls as young as nine were "physically and spiritually" ready for marriage, as the Muslim-majority Southeast Asian country passed a law on sexual offenses against children without criminalizing child marriage.




Roman Polanski: Malaysia, hmmm

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (493sH)

20 Islam, is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

21 AL Sharpton: Them Greek homos stole everything from Africa

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (493sH)

Even if that were true (and it's not), it would have been Egypt that the Greek homos stole from...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and think that isn't the "Africa" he's referring to.

Posted by: makatta at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (Y7Qzg)

22 But who knows? Apparently some people believe that America is the only country in history to have had slaves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 06, 2017 11:41 AM (ELUpj)
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I would also guess it is fake but we live in an age of boundless stupidity so who can say for sure?

Depeche Mode apparently thought John the Revelator stole a God from the Muslims. Which is ironically funny, if absurdly incorrect.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (xeeHA)

23 In the spirit of setting the facts straight, I recommend visiting Bookworm's site and seeing her epic fisking of a Muslim lawyer's celebrated (of course) response to a challenge that "there is no Christian ISIS".

This is Taqiyyah in action - and it needs to be disproved like this whenever they attempt to lecture that Christian are just as bad/worse than freakin' ISIS!

http://www.bookwormroom.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2017 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

24 I always ask people to see if they can put these religions in chronological order: Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Islam.

They're always surprised to hear that Islam is quite recent.

What's amazing is that it's the most recent of all the major world religions AND THEY MANAGED TO GET EVERYTHING WRONG! They picked the worst aspects of religion and put them all in one place.

It's like a "worst of" album.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 11:46 AM (4DpAT)

25 "Islam, is there anything it can't do?"

Build functioning societies?

Advance beyond the stone age without educates slaves to do the work?

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 06, 2017 11:46 AM (fV8mV)

26 So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)...

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Fuck Chuck.

You dont get another bite at the apple. You had your chance. You blew it. Your done.

You can blame Harry Reed if you need to.... but this is over.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

27 You know, I keep hearing how Islam is compatible with American values and social mores.

Um, it's not.

Maybe they want to at least get in the current century or at least stop lying about there intent so we can agree they should just stay where they are.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 06, 2017 11:47 AM (hmrpP)

28 Huh. No one brought me into this yet? What am I chopped liva'

Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 06, 2017 11:47 AM (v9gSJ)

29 It could be real. These are the same people who teach their children that murdering infidels gets you on the express train to paradise.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (kTF2Z)

30 that's what professor Jonathan AC Brown is all in for. slavery and comcubinage too.

some (most) Muslims are in the religion because they were born to it, and their imams don't preach the nasty stuff (the hair and Qur'an do have non nasty stuff). but then there are people with a will to power, who convert to Islam exactly because of the nasty stuff.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (DeO5Y)

31 It's not rape. It's Sharia LOVE.

Posted by: OCBill at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (df+Zi)

32 28 Huh. No one brought me into this yet? What am I chopped liva'

Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 06, 2017 11:47 AM (v9gSJ)

Its me buddy...FU.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (v9gSJ)

33 >>
But who knows? Apparently some people believe that America is the only country in history to have had slaves.


Or as some muslims claim: that western slavery was a **Christian** phenomenon. NO, NJNBHN! It was Christianity that ENDED slavery in the west. Still waiting for the ME to stop their slavery.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (NOIQH)

34 hair>hadith.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (DeO5Y)

35 RKae -- I doubt most leftists could figure out which of Christianity and Judaism came first.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 06, 2017 11:48 AM (fV8mV)

36 So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)


Dear Schmuck,

Go fark yourself.

Signed,
The Majority

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:49 AM (493sH)

37 Why the hell is that girl's face uncovered?

Posted by: The Majority of Muslims Believe it's Totes Okay to Murder You For Not Being Muslim at April 06, 2017 11:49 AM (fD1ST)

38 Huh. No one brought me into this yet? What am I chopped liva'
Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 06, 2017 11:47 AM (v9gSJ)


They're, uh... not your type, Harry.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 06, 2017 11:49 AM (8nWyX)

39 RKae -- I doubt most leftists could figure out which of Christianity and Judaism came first.
Posted by: Robert Crawford

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It's amazing when they can't even get those 2 right.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 11:49 AM (4DpAT)

40 AL Sharpton: Them Greek homos stole everything from Africa
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:42 AM (493sH)



Which subsequently forgot everything except how to sprint and jump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (SRKgf)

41 I'm hoping it's parody but who knows...

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (hMwEB)

42 You know what? As much as a leftist asshole as Sabo may be, we should wear our "Deplorable" label proudly.

Just as the Sex Pistols were rightly protesting the decline and decay of British Society (even if they did not know it and arguably were a symptom of it), we should protest what the Liberal Establishment has done to ruin American society.

Johnny Rotten never liked Margaret Thatcher and vice versa, but both had an in-your-face fighting back style, that was a revolt against all the stifling no-win regulations that were the Britain of Discontent, that no Silver Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II could hide.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (ujg0T)

43 the hair and Qur'an do have non nasty stuff

Yes. The blank filler page at the end.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

44 Child sex is the next box for the Left to check off.

I think it's a neck-and-neck race between that and bestiality.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (X6fMO)

45 36
So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)





Dear Schmuck,



Go fark yourself.



Signed,

The Majority

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:49 AM (493sH)

If only the GOP-e had any balls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (jxbfJ)

46 Repost freebie from earlier thread

Got a free SF novel today. Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (hMwEB)

47 The problems with Islam seem to be out of the Middle East.

One of the false notions of Islam is that believers are superior to non-believers. This is belied by facts on the ground, where the reality is inescapable that without the West, Muslims in the Middle East would have nothing but their camels and goats.

So cognitive dissonance. And Israel is a thorn in their side reminder

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (SIY7D)

48
It's like a "worst of" album.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 11:46 AM (4DpAT)
____________________________

Not if you're satan....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (HSmrB)

49 And down goes the delay.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (/tuJf)

50 It's a fact: mohamed = Satan

Posted by: Chris M at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (eAZVt)

51 Even if that were true (and it's not), it would have been Egypt that the Greek homos stole from...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and think that isn't the "Africa" he's referring to.

Posted by: makatta at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (Y7Qzg)



Wasn't there a story a few years ago that in some black studies classes they claimed that Africa had electricity, discovered flight and other incredible inventions before whitey showed up and took it all from them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (493sH)

52 I did not know that.

Did you know goatfucking was invented 1300 years ago and has been calling itself the same name?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (nFwvY)

53 And down goes the delay.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (/tuJf)

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Where are you seeing this??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

54 Fundamentalist Islam is also fantastic at attracting and militarizing disaffected, sexually frustrated, moronic young men, of which there are plenty in the Middle East

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (SIY7D)

55 If you know anything about Islamic doctrine, this cartoon is technically accurate from that perspective.

As commonly understood, Islamic doctrine says that Adam, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and all the other prophets before Mohammad were in fact Muslims who followed Islam in accordance with the Quran, and their message was later perverted by those who received it (i.e. Jews and Christians).

It's entirely reasonable to believe that this is an actual cartoon intended to impart a basic element of Islamic doctrine to young Muslims.

Posted by: Well Actually at April 06, 2017 11:52 AM (JgXST)

56
If only the GOP-e had any balls.

Why wait till tomorrow? Vote now. And while they're at it vote for the remaining Cabinet nominees and the Deputy Attorney General...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 06, 2017 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

57 >>So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.



Why give him more time to dig up more fake scandals and find dirt on Senators to sway their vote????????

So very tired of the GOPe being Charlie Brown to the Democrat Lucy.
No, she won't let you kick the football this time, idiots!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH)

58 Abraham would like a word.
Posted by: fixerupper
...............
Well.. funny you should mention that.. Here's the twisted logic these idtiots use:

Abraham worshipped the same God as they do. So somehow.. some way, the start of Islam gets punted back in time to Abraham.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 06, 2017 11:52 AM (so+oy)

59 that's almost Vox-ian in its wrongness

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 06, 2017 11:52 AM (PqqkK)

60 favor of "incorporating" (whatever that means) "certain aspects" (whatever that means) of sharia law

Two minutes free time running around the court hallways blaming the JOOZ when a ruling doesn't go your way. Wait a minute that'd be less time.

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2017 11:52 AM (FhXTo)

61
Maybe I am just too old, but I remember a running joke on Star Trek with Chekov claiming that the Russians 'inwented' everything.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (MIKMs)

62 44 Child sex is the next box for the Left to check off.

I think it's a neck-and-neck race between that and bestiality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (X6fMO)



Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (SRKgf)

63 Since Allah and the Koran existed before the universe and Allah created all humans as Muslims from birth but some have fallen away into heresy but may return to their real selves by reverting the picture is true to the beliefs of Islam even if it is a parody.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (d3wbb)

64 I'm gonna go out on a limb and think that isn't the "Africa" he's referring to.
Posted by: makatta at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (Y7Qzg)



Oh, it is. African Americans are descended from the pharaohs, didn't you know that?

Posted by: Country Singer at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (GUBah)

65 >>Where are you seeing this??

CSPAN2

And here comes the nuclear option.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (/tuJf)

66 that anime-ish cartoon has been making the rounds in 4chan for some years now.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (DeO5Y)

67 So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)...


I'll put even money on McConnell agreeing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2017 11:54 AM (X6fMO)

68 Gee I wonder why Schumer wants the vote delayed till Monday?

It's a real mystery...

Posted by: Kreplach at April 06, 2017 11:54 AM (AKdmB)

69 If the goatfuckers worship the same God, then why are they worshiping the devil instead?

Posted by: Chris M at April 06, 2017 11:54 AM (eAZVt)

70 Schwartznegger is gonna be pissed. Crom was the first monotheistic religion.

Strong, under his mountain.

Posted by: West at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (1Rgee)

71 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (Va2nX)

72 Wasn't there a story a few years ago that in some black studies classes they claimed that Africa had electricity, discovered flight and other incredible inventions before whitey showed up and took it all from them?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (493sH)



Am I the only one to find this pathetic (in the original sense of the word)? It inspires pity because it's a reflection that those making such claims consider themselves intellectually inferior, and consequently make up risible fairy tales in an attempt to bolster their self-esteem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (SRKgf)

73 Schumer been peddling the false narrative that SCOTUS nominees have always required 60 votes in the Senate. It's bullshit. Filibusters of SCOTUS nominees have been rare and had special facts -- LBJ tried to jam through his friend Abe Fortas is one. Why Thomas got approved with only 52

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (SIY7D)

74 Has everyone seen the Malibu sanctuary city signs? They are very Sabo but he claims it wasn't him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (u8Ywb)

75 I think that's the answer. Or, to put it another way, all those Jewy Jews, doing their Jewy thing, while they had the right God, were not doing it the right way, so yes. Those other things weren't, you know, real religion.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (TOk1P)


That's close. There is a sura in the Qu'ran, I forget which one, that has a bunch of OT patriarchs proclaiming "we are Muslims", so there you go.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (zQ1pD)

76 The senate is now voting on whether to adjourn asked for by the head clown.



Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (Enq6K)

77 >>Schumer been peddling the false narrative that SCOTUS nominees have always required 60 votes in the Senate. It's bullshit. Filibusters of SCOTUS nominees have been rare and had special facts -- LBJ tried to jam through his friend Abe Fortas is one. Why Thomas got approved with only 52

Fortas was a bi-partisan filibuster. There has never been a partisan filibuster until today.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (/tuJf)

78 Wasn't there a story a few years ago that in some black studies classes they claimed that Africa had electricity, discovered flight and other incredible inventions before whitey showed up and took it all from them?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2017 11:51 AM (493sH)



Which begs the question of how such inventions could ever be "stole", as if the base of knowledge is fixed.

After all, the stereotype of the Japanese as "copiers and improvers" on what Western Civilization invents *does not* take away the ability of Western Civilization to invent.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (ujg0T)

79 Fundamentalist Islam is also fantastic at attracting and militarizing disaffected, sexually frustrated, moronic young men, of which there are plenty in the Middle East
Posted by: Ignoramus

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The worst thing you can have in your civilization is a mass of unmarried men in their 20s.

Polygamy is poison because old men take all the young women away from the 20-year-olds, leaving them angry and lost as to WHY they are angry. Then the old men use those angry men for political ends.

There are not enough women for polygamy to function. The birthrate for humans is 105 boys to every 100 girls. This evens out pretty quickly because boys take stupid risks. Any surplus of women is all over the age of 60.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (4DpAT)

80
And for those of you who may not know where this is coming from, here's the album cover that Sabo was riffing on.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:39 AM


We are surrounded by children.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (rF0hx)

81 Fundamentalist Islam is also fantastic at attracting and militarizing disaffected, sexually frustrated, moronic young men, of which there are plenty in the Middle East

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Also prisons. Isn't it just great to imagine prisoners pushing for child "brides"?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (CJnER)

82 You wingnuts just don't understand Islam. The niqab can be a liberating and sexy garment!

Posted by: Alicia Keys at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (FqgrG)

83 I've been listening to the Sex Pistols all week. I got in a Facebook argument because I mentioned that one of their songs, Bodies, leaned towards being anti-abortion. The lefty punk fans didn't like that, so I posted the lyrics to prove how Johnny Rotten was repudiating the left's absolute love of abortion.

Posted by: Brisco_County at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (fmr8p)

84 ancient Egyptian DNA , and there is a lot of it because, duh, mummification, is not sub saharan. it is a little more so today for.the same reason Algerian DNA is more African than it used to be... the Roman and Islamic slavers.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (DeO5Y)

85 Why Thomas got approved with only 52
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (SIY7D)



And, as with Justice Thomas, the Commiecrats are stalling in order to fabricate scandal.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (ujg0T)

86
Hey. Chuck.

You want your influence back???

Win some elections.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

87 So cognitive dissonance. And Israel is a thorn in their side reminder
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 11:50 AM (SIY7D)



Israel is to the Middle East as gentrification is to the ghetto: an ineluctable indication that the problem is not the place, but the people who live in the place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (SRKgf)

88 Which begs the question of how such inventions could ever be "stole", as if the base of knowledge is fixed.

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I hear that when a musician plays a cover tune, the original artist suddenly forgets how to play it.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (4DpAT)

89 Even a broken clockboy is right twice a day. Or something.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (nlbfN)

90 I think that's the answer. Or, to put it another
way, all those Jewy Jews, doing their Jewy thing, while they had the
right God, were not doing it the right way, so yes. Those other things
weren't, you know, real religion.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2017 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

Apparently us Christians don't do it right either as we also predate Islam by about 600 years.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (FTXAT)

91 The ugly stick was wielded heavily on Sen. Patty Murray.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (nN3W/)

92 >>You know, I keep hearing how Islam is compatible with American values and social mores.



What's funny is that the Left always let's the narrative slip when they insult conservatives. Islam is peace, sharia is compatible, blah blah blah --- and then look at their go-to insults to religious conservatives:

--- Mike Pence is ine effect practicing sharia with his weird-ass rules about not being alone with a woman other than his wife
--- GOP who want to defund PP are like the Taliban


So sharia is bad and Taliban not our peace partners (under Obama)????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (NOIQH)

93 per Fox: "McConnell deploys 'nuclear option' after Dems filibuster Gorsuch confirmation"

which means that the Dems can basically argue later on that any rulings that rely on Gorsuch as the fifth vote don't count.

Nice to see that McConnell actually has a pair... let's see what happens.



Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 06, 2017 11:58 AM (b7fwp)

94 If I had known there was a Nood, I wouldn't have downed the hemlock.

Posted by: Socrates at April 06, 2017 11:59 AM (NBHj5)

95 >>>Child sex is the next box for the Left to check off.

So Islam is the leverage...

Posted by: Max Power at April 06, 2017 11:59 AM (QCc6B)

96 I'll put even money on McConnell agreeing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2017 11:54 AM (X6fMO)



I don't know. He's been pretty solid on all of this.


LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID DEMOCRATS! YOU MADE ME SAY SOMETHING NOT AWFUL ABOUT MITCH MCCONNELL!

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 06, 2017 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

97 Maybe I am just too old, but I remember a running joke on Star Trek with Chekov claiming that the Russians 'inwented' everything.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2017 11:53 AM (MIKMs)


Which itself was a gag from the Cold War, when the USSR commies were in the habit making ludicrous claims of having invented things first. Funniest was "beisbol."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 06, 2017 11:59 AM (zQ1pD)

98 The worst thing you can have in your civilization is a mass of unmarried men in their 20s

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There just isn't enough first cousins to go around

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 06, 2017 11:59 AM (CJnER)

99
Well, of course that lesson is correct. My Uncle Og discovered a black rock that fell from the sky. We named it Allah and we've been worshiping it for as long as I remember.

Posted by: Geico Caveman at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (OZmbA)

100 Abraham calls himself a Muslim in sura 6,.and Jesus repudiates his own worshippers in sura 5.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (DeO5Y)

101 >>I don't know. He's been pretty solid on all of this.

For over a year.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (/tuJf)

102
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (Va2nX)
______________________

Hey!

Posted by: Hey! at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (HSmrB)

103 Apparently us Christians don't do it right either as we also predate Islam by about 600 years.
Posted by: redbanzai

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Peter, Paul & John had NO IDEA what Christ was about... but Mohammed knew 600 years later.

Amazing, isn't it?

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (4DpAT)

104 Pedophiles are people too!!!!!

Posted by: Salon.com at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (FqgrG)

105 "I hear these proposals, but I never hear any specifics, that is, what
"aspects" of sharia are superior to their counterparts in U.S. law, and
what are the reasons why these "aspects" should supersede ours."

Oh, that's easy. Click the link in my sock. Here's a taste:

"Nevertheless, in six of the 20 countries where there are adequate
samples for analysis, at least half of those who favor making Islamic
law the official law also support executing apostates."

"In 10 of 20 countries where there are adequate samples for analysis, at
least half of Muslims who favor making sharia the law of the land also
favor stoning unfaithful spouses."

"in 10 of 20 countries where there are adequate samples for analysis at
least half say they support penalties such as whippings or cutting off
the hands of thieves and robbers."


Posted by: The Majority of Muslims Believe it's Totes Okay to Murder You For Not Being Muslim at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (fD1ST)

106 Malaysia. Sigh. It has beautiful beaches and great food but I don't regret leaving my birth country for over 17 year ago. Not even for a nano second.

Posted by: IC at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (a0IVu)

107 84 ancient Egyptian DNA , and there is a lot of it because, duh, mummification, is not sub saharan. it is a little more so today for.the same reason Algerian DNA is more African than it used to be... the Roman and Islamic slavers.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (DeO5Y)



The tombs in the Valley of the Kings in Luxor has frescoes depicting light-skinned Egyptian warriors in chariots riding down black-skinned Nubians (Sudanese). Pretty hard to airbrush that one out of history.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (SRKgf)

108 Can you imagine the hate from the Left if Muslims were predominately white?

Their Koran says Mohhamed married a 6 year old girl and "consummated" it when she was 9.

It really is a sick, twisted cult.

But Liberals so want to call the other side "racists!!" that they will ignore all of this.

And those Evangelicals that don't like drinking around women other than their wives, we need to put a stop to this!

Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (o3uvv)

109 I refuse to believe that that is a real thing.

It's just WAY too wrong.

Just...not even close.

But who knows? Apparently some people believe that America is the only country in history to have had slaves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 06, 2017 11:41 AM (ELUpj)

No, it's actually correct in Islamic terms. Islam claims that Abraham, et al. were Muslim. That would make Islam the first monotheistic religion. It also considers Christianity to be polytheistic as it considers the Trinity (God, Jesus, Mary (yes they believe that)) to be three separate gods.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 06, 2017 12:01 PM (WVeiZ)

110 Abraham calls himself a Muslim in sura 6,.and Jesus repudiates his own worshippers in sura 5.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (DeO5Y)

And there is a cure for hemorrhoids in Sura 31

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2017 12:01 PM (rF0hx)

111 91 The ugly stick was wielded heavily on Sen. Patty Murray.

Posted by: Under Fire
__________

Don't forget about me.

Posted by: The Stupid Stick at April 06, 2017 12:01 PM (j+dfT)

112 Chuckles appears to be shitting his pants over the fact that the Republicans weren't actually bluffing about this.

"Let's adjourn until 5pm."


That appears to be a "Oh shit, maybe I should convince my people to not filibuster this." moment.

Posted by: GMan at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (sxq57)

113 Wipe you ass with Sura 40


It is the softest

Posted by: Yo! at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (Va2nX)

114 The worst thing you can have in your civilization is a mass of unmarried men in their 20s

I know, right?

Posted by: China, after 2 generations of a 1-child policy with sex selective abortions at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (zQ1pD)

115 BTW, be sure to catch the wording. "At least half" is used each time.

It starts at the majority and goes up.

Posted by: The Majority of Muslims Believe it's Totes Okay to Murder You For Not Being Muslim at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (fD1ST)

116 Those Malibu sanctuary city signs crack me up. On the other hand Chula Vista a very liberal working town in SD county with a large Latino population yesterday just voted no to being one. So it's more of a liberal elite thing. The working class liberals do not want to keep the criminals in their cities.

Posted by: keena at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (SZHH6)

117 Why not? Their death cult allows them to lie w/o sin.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (mpXpK)

118 106 Malaysia. Sigh. It has beautiful beaches and great food but I don't regret leaving my birth country for over 17 year ago. Not even for a nano second.
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (a0IVu)



But if you are ethnic Chinese, even though your family may have been there for centuries, you still don't count, according to the islamunists.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (ujg0T)

119 The posting about Islam is probably real. Under Islamic doctrine Islam was the first religion but was corrupted and gave birth to Judaism and Christianity. It is why they say that Moses and Jesus for example were Islamic prophets. Their messages just got corrupted by others.

Yes they believe this.

Posted by: Waste93 at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (xIptb)

120 The original caption for the first pic is "Did you know Guinness Book of World Records Islam is the fastest growing religion by number of conversions per year."

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (2x9LM)

121 Judaism beat that moon god piece of shit by over 1800 years.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (x6sq9)

122 Man, electing obama sure did wonders for your party, didn't it, dems?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (kTF2Z)

123 The worst thing you can have in your civilization is a mass of unmarried men in their 20s




Look for the next world war coming from China.
300 million unmarried men with zero prospects thanks to China's one child law.
That's a lot of pent up frustration that has to go somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (R5V4T)

124 --- Mike Pence is ine effect practicing sharia with his weird-ass rules about not being alone with a woman other than his wife

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Funny thing about that.

Pence behaves EXACTLY like those liberal dyke HR harpies want the male workers to behave around the female employees.

I got reprimanded once for taking a female employee of the month to lunch as a reward. Nevermind I did the same for males. It doens "look right" I was told.

So I shitcanned the lunches AND the employee of the month. Would want the slackers to feel bad.. ya know.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (8XRCm)

125 Which begs the question of how such inventions could ever be "stole", as if the base of knowledge is fixed.

After all, the stereotype of the Japanese as "copiers and improvers" on what Western Civilization invents *does not* take away the ability of Western Civilization to invent.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (ujg0T)



Racist. /s

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (SRKgf)

126 Still having computer problems here. Somehow or another my cable modem reset itself and it took me forever to get in back in my computer.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (mpXpK)

127 I'm going with parody and wondering how many are actually going to believe that.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (hLRSq)

128 The Japanese cartoon character version of Islam predates all known history.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (IqV8l)

129 I mean I'm a bit of a contractualist if idiots want to craft contracts to sharia compliance as long as they don't involve assault, hand cutting off, etc, whatever enforce contract as written.

Same applies to Christian norms, Buddhist, whatever.

Posted by: Tsrblke at April 06, 2017 12:04 PM (dzmBR)

130 "Did you know Guinness Book of World Records Islam is the fastest growing religion by number of conversions per year."
Posted by: RWC

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That's bound to happen when no one's allowed to walk away from it.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 12:04 PM (4DpAT)

131 Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2017 11:56 AM (4DpAT)

Aren't we going to have the same problem with China?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2017 12:04 PM (u8Ywb)

132 It wouldn't surprise me if it's real. I seem to remember the craziest of the crazies actually believe Islam hasn't existed on earth since the last "legitimate" caliph and it's their job to bring back true Islam i.e. the only true monotheistic religion.

If you have trouble deciphering that, well, welcome to the party pal.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 06, 2017 12:04 PM (FqgrG)

133 Everyday I ponder what the flash-point will eventually be.
Posted by: zek
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It won't happen. Leftism never sleeps. It's like rust, a slow, continual oxidation. It just slowly eats away at freedom and civility.

The long march through the institutions is over, I fear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2017 12:04 PM (ZO497)

134 10
Islam is a gutter religion.



It should not have status or recognition in the west as it is antithetical to western values.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 06, 2017 11:43 AM (LLlh0)

Its a cult that does not qualify as a religion.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2017 12:05 PM (mpXpK)

135 I got reprimanded once for taking a female employee of the month to lunch as a reward. Nevermind I did the same for males. It doens "look right" I was told.

So I shitcanned the lunches AND the employee of the month. Would want the slackers to feel bad.. ya know.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (8XRCm)



For secretaries' day I used to tell my secretary to take her friends out to lunch on my tab. I figured she and they would enjoy themselves more without the boss present, as would I.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:05 PM (SRKgf)

136 On the sixth day, Allhaha created Moohoomud, along with some underage chickie, and placed them in the Desert of Eden... Eat anything but the pigs, commanded Allhaha.... But the underage chickie thought, "bacon!" ...

Posted by: mindful webworker - walking and chewing gum at April 06, 2017 12:05 PM (bF/TV)

137 Islam is satan's perversion of God's covenants.

Posted by: Uhhhhh at April 06, 2017 12:05 PM (sPwat)

138 from drudge: "Nunes steps aside from Russia probe" Supposed left wingers making baseless ethical violations complaint from taking classified data to PDT..

Wait, classified information taken to the President, from whom nothing can be withheld, someone finds a way to file a complaint? Nunes listens enough to step aside? The complaint is that the info was served with a spoon and not a straw? How can there be any complaint that any would take seriously enough to step aside?

Republicans have to adapt to the "resist" movement. A stake has to be driven through the heart of these obstructionists. this is rewarding bad behavior...

Posted by: honararyintern at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (OkKDg)

139 @ 124 . . . I got reprimanded once for taking a female employee of the month to lunch as a reward.

Posted by: fixerupper
_______

Very similar thing happened to me. The only difference was that it was a motel instead of lunch.

Posted by: Furious George at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (j+dfT)

140 Them Greek homos stole everything from Africa!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (BrQrN)

141 >>126 Still having computer problems here. Somehow or another my cable modem reset itself and it took me forever to get in back in my computer.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Don't worry. We have backup of all your information.

Posted by: Russian Hacker at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (OZmbA)

142 "one of their songs, Bodies, leaned towards being anti-abortion."

Graham Parker and the Rumor have a 1979 song about abortion from the guy's perspective, You Can't Be Too Strong. It's quite good. Guilt, being shut out of the decision, Guilt.

Did they tear it out with talons of steel
And give you a shot, so that you wouldn't feel?
And washed it away as if it wasn't real?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (SIY7D)

143 18
So Chucky Cheesedick Schumer wants the Gorsuch vote delayed until Monday.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)

You are only allowed one delay so he can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (mpXpK)

144 I'd like to believe it is fake, but last Summer there was a billboard on the NJ Turnpike which was trying to equate nuns' habits, the veil the Blessed virgin wore and the hijab. It was stomach turning, especially because from a theological standpoint, they have nothing in common. We've got a problem with today's islam: they are all too happy to use whatever means avIlable to promote their propaganda: the msm; social media; film; television; school curriculum...

Add that to the pervasive liberal self loathing and general lack of historical knowledge and we have on our hands an ideological war which is just as powerful as a physical war.

We had better wise up and start waging ideological war from OUR side.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (oQQwD)

145 Islam, is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)


Produce an economy that is not based on resource extraction or banditry.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (hLRSq)

146 No, it's actually correct in Islamic terms. Islam claims that Abraham, et al. were Muslim. That would make Islam the first monotheistic religion. It also considers Christianity to be polytheistic as it considers the Trinity (God, Jesus, Mary (yes they believe that)) to be three separate gods.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 06, 2017 12:01 PM (WVeiZ)



This is true. The idea of a single God taking different forms is considered polytheism to them, hence, "There is no God save Allah...."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (ujg0T)

147 Posted by: keena at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (SZHH6)

I'm guessing here but I imagine the only illegals in Malibu are live in servants.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (u8Ywb)

148 Gorsuch blocked.


Drop, duck and cover assholes.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (2x9LM)

149 Islam is a political system of oppression.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (nN3W/)

150
Just an observation.

At the end of the day all the newies will be talking about the nucleat option.

Nunes and Bannons news cycle ends now.

Give Trum his due.... I think he manages the news cycle better than any other Republican since Reagan.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (8XRCm)

151 Abraham calls himself a Muslim in sura 6,.and Jesus repudiates his own worshippers in sura 5.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (DeO5Y)



Where are those in relation to the suras that provide instruction on which hand to wipe your ass with?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (SRKgf)

152 Almost all adherents of religion believe there's was the first because they usually have to explain a "beginning".

Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (o3uvv)

153 which means that the Dems can basically argue later on that any rulings that rely on Gorsuch as the fifth vote don't count.


No they can't...or yeah they can, but they will not have a leg to stand on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 06, 2017 12:08 PM (KlI/a)

154 Schumer's Lets wait until 5pm Delay tactic fails.

Pucker time, folks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)

155 Down goes the motion to adjourn till 5pm.

I'm sensing a pattern here.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 12:08 PM (/tuJf)

156 I don't know. He's been pretty solid on all of this.





LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID DEMOCRATS! YOU MADE ME SAY SOMETHING NOT AWFUL ABOUT MITCH MCCONNELL!

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 06, 2017 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

It's a mixed up, meddled up, shook up world these days.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (FTXAT)

157 Down goes the motion to adjourn till 5pm.

I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 12:08 PM (/tuJf)

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Each one of those failures has the "fuck you Chuck" language implied.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

158 123 The worst thing you can have in your civilization is a mass of unmarried men in their 20s

Look for the next world war coming from China.
300 million unmarried men with zero prospects thanks to China's one child law.
That's a lot of pent up frustration that has to go somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (R5V4T)



If we can just get the Red Chinese to kill the Jihadists and take their women....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (ujg0T)

159 Very similar thing happened to me. The only difference was that it was a motel instead of lunch.
Posted by: Furious George
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That's just wrong.

You should be able to nap wherever you want to on your lunch break

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (fLMbU)

160 Still having computer problems here. Somehow or another my cable modem reset itself and it took me forever to get in back in my computer.
Posted by: Vic
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Have you tried shaking your fist at it, while uttering vulgar oaths? That's what I do.

Which reminds me of this clip of John Cleese and his car, Fawlty Towers: http://preview.tinyurl.com/9xe9zs7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (ZO497)

161 Drudge: Repubs initiate nuclear option.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (SRKgf)

162
I believe it's real because you can't have young impressionable muslim minds thinking the evil Jew was the first to understand and accept the concept of one true God

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (lKyWE)

163 Given that it's in English, promoting Islam and using chibi anime figures, this could be from Thailand or another SE Asian country.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (ar2KI)

164 "which means that the Dems can basically argue later on that any rulings that rely on Gorsuch as the fifth vote don't count."

How would Merritt Garland have ruled?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (SIY7D)

165 Almost all adherents of religion believe there's was the first because they usually have to explain a "beginning".





Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (o3uvv)

Not true of Christianity.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (FTXAT)

166 Still having computer problems here. Somehow or
another my cable modem reset itself and it took me forever to get in
back in my computer. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2017 12:03 PM (mpXpK
=====

Thanks for checking in. We do worry, you know.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (MIKMs)

167 >>Each one of those failures has the "fuck you Chuck" language implied.

Got a few fuck yous in there myself.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

168 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 06, 2017 12:10 PM (mpXpK)

169 Each one of those failures has the "fuck you Chuck" language implied.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

Even Cher told him to let it go Chuck.

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2017 12:11 PM (Enq6K)

170 @138 I think that was an idiotic move by Nunes too. It reinforces all those who think something was not legit in what he was doing. The left doesn't give a crap about appearances when it's one of their own. My only concern was what some moron said in an earlier thread. That he's being moved over and the GOPe will do a blustery investigation that dies quietly and the whole thing is swept under the rug and Rice and her lackeys just walk away. And the left and media just say: see! See! There was nothing there and a black woman was scapegoated

Posted by: keena at April 06, 2017 12:11 PM (SZHH6)

171 Based on the picture, Mohammad was an otaku and lolikon

Posted by: Loli Haet Mohammad at April 06, 2017 12:12 PM (rUIbB)

172 120,

It's reversions not conversions since we are all born Islamic. See my #63.


Posted by: geoffb5 at April 06, 2017 12:12 PM (d3wbb)

173 It's a mixed up, meddled up, shook up world these days.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 12:09 PM (FTXAT)


Except for Lola.

And then there's Maude.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2017 12:13 PM (X6fMO)

174 Is the skull ready to flame??

Posted by: Max Power at April 06, 2017 12:13 PM (QCc6B)

175 ancient Egyptian DNA , and there is a lot of it because, duh, mummification, is not sub saharan. it is a little more so today for.the same reason Algerian DNA is more African than it used to be... the Roman and Islamic slavers.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (DeO5Y)


I should have added the /s, but yeah, there's a large segment of the population that believes:

https://tinyurl.com/mgn95t7

Posted by: Country Singer at April 06, 2017 12:13 PM (GUBah)

176 149 Islam is a political system of oppression.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (nN3W/)



What do you expect from a "religion" cooked up by a raving schizophrenic who claimed to fly around the countryside at night on a magic horse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf)

177 Almost all adherents of religion believe there's was the first because they usually have to explain a "beginning".





Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (o3uvv)

Not true of Christianity.
Posted by: redbanzai

______

Um, Genesis?
Christianity connects to Judaism

The Old Testament is filled with the prophesy of Christ.

Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (o3uvv)

178 islam worships the prince of lies.

Posted by: Chris M at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (eAZVt)

179 Well at least they did not scuttle the whole child protection law after the marriage amendment failed. And Indonesia is ahead of us in one regard. "there was a storm on social media criticizing the MP who argued against the child marriage amendment" Our SJWs would give him a pass because "its their culture"

I suppose even in Pislam its not codified in the official religion but its a culture that raises boys to think sex with an adult women is just an icky thing needed to continue the gene pool; butt sex with a young boy or humping a goat is preferred rather than perverted.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (Jen0I)

180 They're voting now.

Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2017 12:15 PM (Fmupd)

181 147 Posted by: keena at April 06, 2017 12:02 PM (SZHH6)

I'm guessing here but I imagine the only illegals in Malibu are live in servants.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (u8Ywb)

The Malibu set understand that illegals drive down ALL Labor prices...

So even if the yard guy IS Legal, his prices are lower as his competition is an illegal...

So as long as they have armed security on call... and cameras... and alarms.. and a 10 Ft tall stone built wall around the property (like my 2% Brother's new Wife INSISTED on)... they feel safe... (he stopped talking to me about Trump's Wall, when I pointed out his own...).

Posted by: Don Q at April 06, 2017 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

182 I've been listening to the Sex Pistols all week. I got in a Facebook argument because I mentioned that one of their songs, Bodies, leaned towards being anti-abortion.

Posted by: Brisco_County at April 06, 2017 11:57 AM (fmr8p)

Heh. I don't think Bodies "leaned toward" anti-abortion. I think it was straight-up, in-your-face, F U abortion anti-abortion.

Johnny Rotten never did things by halves.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 06, 2017 12:17 PM (zQ1pD)

183 Islam, is there anything it can't do?



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 06, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)





Produce an economy that is not based on resource extraction or banditry.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2017 12:06 PM (hLRSq


Live in peace with... well... anyone.




Not only can they not get along with anyone not Muslim, they hate just as hard on anyone in their own cult that doesn't believe in the same succession from Mohammed that they do.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 12:17 PM (FTXAT)

184 I should have added the /s, but yeah, there's a large segment of the population that believes:

https://tinyurl.com/mgn95t7
Posted by: Country Singer at April 06, 2017 12:13 PM (GUBah)


Here's what I was talking about in #107:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/108719778476434106/

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:18 PM (SRKgf)

185 176 149 Islam is a political system of oppression.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 06, 2017 12:07 PM (nN3W/)


What do you expect from a "religion" cooked up by a raving schizophrenic who claimed to fly around the countryside at night on a magic horse?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf)

Yeah... but he apparently shared his drugs... /facepalm...

Posted by: Don Q at April 06, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

186 Not only can they not get along with anyone not Muslim, they hate just as hard on anyone in their own cult that doesn't believe in the same succession from Mohammed that they do.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 12:17 PM (FTXAT)



Hell, they don't even get on well with their own women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2017 12:19 PM (SRKgf)

187 Did you know boys and girls that Islam was the first religion created by Satan as a response to getting his butt kicked so thoroughly on Mount Calvary by Jesus Christ?

It's true!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2017 12:19 PM (LKen+)

188 just called my senator's office - Schumer the Tumor - and told them Chuck and the Democrats have convinced me that they don't care what happens to this country as long as it screws Trump, that they don't care about this country succeeding and that they only care about the Democratic Party and its power. I told the guy on the phone that I wasn't the only one who was thinking this and he said he's been hearing it a lot, as well.
I told them to confirm Gorsuch.

Posted by: vivi at April 06, 2017 12:19 PM (11H2y)

189 Um, Genesis?

Christianity connects to Judaism



The Old Testament is filled with the prophesy of Christ.

Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (o3uvv)

Exactly... Christianity recognizes its roots in Judaism. It does not claim that Abraham was actually a Christian and just didn't know it.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 06, 2017 12:20 PM (FTXAT)

190 "Produce an economy that is not based on resource extraction or banditry."

Objection! The Arab oil fields are operated by westerners and Asians. Islam is, in fact, only capable of producing bandits.

Remember, they called 9/11 a "razzia" -- "raid".

Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 06, 2017 12:22 PM (fV8mV)

191 Schumer wants Trump to get tougher with China on trade? (just on Fox news)

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 06, 2017 12:24 PM (b7fwp)

192 Um, Genesis?

Christianity connects to Judaism



The Old Testament is filled with the prophesy of Christ.

Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:14 PM (o3uvv)

Exactly... Christianity recognizes its roots in Judaism. It does not claim that Abraham was actually a Christian and just didn't know it.
Posted by: redbanzai
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I think you're splitting hairs here, but figures in the Old testament believed in the promise of Christ eventually coming.

I don't believe "my religion" is only 2,000 years old and I also consider the Genesis account part of "my" religion.

Posted by: Maritime at April 06, 2017 12:25 PM (o3uvv)

193 187 Did you know boys and girls that Islam was the first religion created by Satan as a response to getting his butt kicked so thoroughly on Mount Calvary by Jesus Christ?

It's true!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2017 12:19 PM (LKen+)

I think the koran is Satanically inspired. Even mohammed first thought it was a demon revealing the new religion to him. St. Paul declares in Galatians that if anyone, even an angel from Heaven, preaches a different Gospel, that they are damned. And he later warns that Satan can disguise himself as an angel.

Posted by: josephistan at April 06, 2017 12:25 PM (7HtZB)

194 Sura 3:67

Abraham was neither a Jew nor a Christian, but he was a Monotheist, a Muslim. And he was not of the Polytheists.

So there you are. Proof!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 06, 2017 12:26 PM (zQ1pD)

195 You know what? As much as a leftist asshole as Sabo may be


Say what now? Have you seen his artwork or been to his website? Leftist he aint.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 06, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)

196 yes.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 06, 2017 12:27 PM (b7fwp)

197 And the senate has reached detonation.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2017 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

198 Poseurs, all of you...

Posted by: Akhenaten at April 06, 2017 12:30 PM (rUIbB)

199 The cartoon is real, and it was drawn by a Muslim named Nayzak. You can find it on his deviantart here: http://nayzak.deviantart.com/art/Did-you-know-04-349683015

Posted by: Quick delurker at April 06, 2017 12:37 PM (KvcsC)

200 One thing I never got- who are/were the Bollocks?

Posted by: RTW at April 06, 2017 12:42 PM (YVtDq)

201 We had "Boss of the Month"
The winner got to take the hot secretary to the motel and bang her.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 06, 2017 12:46 PM (QM5S2)

202 Muslims believe this bs. They call converts 'reverts' for a reason. And they call everyone after hearing about Islam and not converting 'renegades'. And up for killing, and if they can't kill you you must be subdued and act that way until they can kill you, as you are warring against Allah.

I feel pretty confident there will be a global nuclear war in the future because Islam was allowed to go unchallenged for so long. If they can't have the world then the world must die as far as they are concerned.

They have patience, but once they start to be driven back to the deserts of Arabia, and the lying game is over, they will push the buttons. And if Pakistan has nukes of course other Sunnis do as well, Saudi and Turkey have their hands on them, I'm sure. Then there is Iran. Ugh. All because most people and world leaders couldn't just stand up, tell the truth, and say no to sicko Muslims inhumanity, which couldn't be more clear. It must already be too late for that option, I guess. Sooner or later the world will burn because of Islam. After nine eleven they should have been crushed, but it didn't happen, now it's probably too late.

Posted by: Alis at April 06, 2017 12:47 PM (eLvFT)

203 Wassup?

Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 06, 2017 11:55 AM (Va2nX)
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Hey!
Posted by: Hey! at April 06, 2017 12:00 PM (HSmrB)

Posted by: Wassup? at April 06, 2017 01:06 PM (1Rgee)

204 I was stationed in Turkey 1989-1992. The Turks were very "flexible" in their devotion depending on whether or not it benefited them. As has been stated multiple times on this "smart military blog", it's a death cult and every time some dumbass claims it's the religion of peace, they take another inch. Right now there are only a handful of cult members in high places in our gov, when that reaches 25% the rhetoric to add sharia shit into the federal law books will increase. That's what has happened in Europe and just look how well that's working out.

Posted by: Mad Madam Mim at April 06, 2017 01:16 PM (YXf+c)

205 The is Islam, was pre-Islam. There is no such thing as post-Islam.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 06, 2017 01:18 PM (cBECC)

206 Abraham was probably a Zoroastrian, as he was at least heavily influenced by them. Not a bad religion, far ahead of anything else known at the time, and Christianity lifted a lot of its thoughts about Truth and Light being eternally opposed to Lies and Darkness directly from Zoaster's teachings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2017 01:25 PM (V2Yro)

207 Somewhat OT but the other idea I couldn't help notice how the WSJ (Open Borders 4 Crony Capitalists, TM) took its "balanced" tone about Obama's minions spying on domestic political opponents. The surveillance was simply "legal" (without explanation) but the unmasking "problematic" etc --accepting (or promoting) the whole "incidental" narrative at face value.

Interestingly, they just ran another piece about "extreme vetting" of foreign visitors, with overwrought concern that asking visitors for social medial passwords may "violate the privacy rights" of foreigners.

So let me get this straight: our government can intercept anyones direct phone calls, anywhere in the world, so long as not an American, as by definition "legal" but asking a foreigner who wants to physically enter the US to let you see what they've posted online is an "invasion of privacy."

Got it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 06, 2017 01:26 PM (cBECC)

208 Muhammad didn't even write that much of what became the Koran - The Koran was created to add luster and justification to the new Arab Empire which had seized old Persia and much of Byzantium in the 7th century, and wasn't completely put together until late in the 9th century. It was an amalgamation of crypto-Jewish, Manichean, Gnostic, and Mono-physite Christian works by many authors. Mohammed, who was originally obscure but who had been turned into a political legend because the Dynasty needed one, was given the credit.

Proof: Something the Muslims hate for anyone to point out - there are NO "original" copies of the Koran, none have ever been found. (as opposed to the O.T., for which we have the Dead Sea scrolls) The earliest Koran ever found dates from the mid 9th century, nothing earlier has ever been found to exist.

It was all a big fake, done for political purposes, right from the start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2017 01:32 PM (V2Yro)

209 We're so pretty, oh so pretty, VACANT!

Posted by: The Democrats at April 06, 2017 01:33 PM (t5SJk)

210 Muslims definitely believe that Islam was the first religion practiced by man in the history of the world. They believe that not only was Abraham a Muslim, but Adam was a Muslim. They believe that all prophets professed the faith of Islam, and other monotheistic religions like Judaism and Christianity took the teachings of Islam and perverted them. It is, of course, a completely a-historical claim and can only be received as an article of faith.

Posted by: David Monroe at April 06, 2017 01:33 PM (Es7YA)

211 To the Democrats:

Four years on you still look the same
I think its bout time you changed your brain
You're just a pile of shit you're coming to this
Ya poor little faggot -You're sealed with a kiss

Posted by: The Deplorables at April 06, 2017 01:36 PM (t5SJk)

212 I have degrees in Middle East studies, have studied Islam. Part of the problem is what one means by "Islam". Do you mean the specific religion / religious system started by Muhammad during the early 7th century? Then definitely not the first. Does one mean the idea or principle of Islam? I remember coming across the claim that Abraham was the first Muslim. Not by *name* of course - but he followed and practiced what would eventually be known as Islam. (The apostle Paul offers a similar argument in Romans, how the principle of "righteous will live be faith" traces back through the Old Testament all the way to Abraham.)

The problem is calling Islam "the first monotheistic religion" - which seems to go way past the "first Muslims in principle" argument. Okay, fine, they consider Christianity tritheistic. Not Judaism? Not even the Aten worship of Akhenaten? (Although some call that monolatry rather than "monotheism".)

Abraham almost certainly could not have been a Zoroastrian. There are several problems with that claim, the first of which is probable dates.

Posted by: Rick67 at April 06, 2017 01:37 PM (bqer+)

213 I love how the little boy is hiding a knife behind his back in case an infidel disagrees.

Posted by: DKMY at April 06, 2017 03:06 PM (MoqlF)

214 The website was illuminating. Bad English grammar indicates that it is a poor translation. Culturally, it is obviously geared towards Japanese young people. So far, Japan has not succumbed to the "diversity" theory that allows Islam to gain a foothold there. So this is probably an attempt to change the next generation, by stressing similarities to Japanese culture and masking differences. Just like is currently going on with the LGBT culture here. By proclaiming everyone "good" it will eventually be considered "unfair" to exclude people simply because of a difference.

Posted by: Spudmom at April 06, 2017 03:10 PM (2Z+Uf)

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