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Overnight Open Thread (03-31-2017)
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
-- G.K. Chesterton
Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference, which is an elegant name for ignorance.
-- G.K. Chesterton
Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of war or alcohol, or economic law, when they should be afraid of spiritual corruption and cowardice.
-- G.K. Chesterton
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
-- G.K. Chesterton
Speaks through his nose and cannot pronounce the letter S
Escaped prisoner-of-war Winston Spencer Churchill Englishman 25 years old about 5 foot 8 inches tall medium build walks with a slight stoop. Pale features. Reddish-brown hair almost invisible small moustache. Speaks through his nose and cannot pronounce the letter S. Had last a brown suit on and cannot speak one word of Dutch.
Want to Work? 'Dirty Jobs' Star Mike Rowe Has a Scholarship for You
Why Vladimir Putin Covets Montenegro
"Probe with bayonets," Soviet ruler Vladimir Lenin famously said. "If you encounter mush, proceed; if you encounter steel, stop." Like his late predecessor, Russian President Vladimir Putin will advance until he meets steel. Until this week he met mush in, of all places, the United States government thanks to Republican Senator Rand Paul from Kentucky who used an arcane senate rule to block a vote on the accession of tiny Montenegro -- the former Yugoslav republic on the Adriatic between Albania and Croatia -- from joining NATO.I like Michael Totten. Regardless of his leanings, he seems to exert some effort to learn and to remain unbiased.
Shale Companies Found a Way to Be Profitable
The Dallas Fed just issued its quarterly energy survey, and in it are some special questions on what price of oil shale firms need to profitably operate existing wells, and what oil price they need to drill new ones as well. These prices vary by shale basin (and even within shale basins), but overall it looks like most U.S. shale operations would be able to continue to turn a profit even if oil prices were to drop $20 per barrel, and current prices are enough to profitably drill new wells in nearly every shale formation.How can this be? I thought we had reached Peak OilTM! Could it be that there is some heretofore unknown force that is exerted on businesses to make them more efficient in the face of market pressure?
Do you dare click on this link?
Why We Should Bring Back "Ma'am" and "Sir"
The ma'am-haters are correct to object when the title is meant to diminish. But in driving it wholesale from the vernacular, we are raising children who have no tool of language with which to convey respect. And never seeing respect in action, they're less likely to have it at all.
The coarsening of discourse has been a complaint of us curmudgeons for a very long time. It won't be fixed....ever. But that doesn't mean that saying "yes please" and "no thank you" and opening doors for ladies is a bad thing.
Antisemitic cartoonist named "cultural ambassador" for Belgian town.
Lovely...just lovely. When I read this kind of stuff, I get a little whisper in the dark recesses of my mind, and it says, "Let the muzzies take over. Then Europe will get a taste of its own medicine."
Grace Potter and Joe Satriani cover Cortez the Killer, courtesy of Commenter Garrett.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 31, 2017 09:53 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 09:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: booknlass at March 31, 2017 09:54 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 09:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: mallfly Obama at March 31, 2017 09:55 PM (b7fwp)
'Morning Joe' Says Russia Got Lucky With a President 'Stupid Enough' to Believe Fake News
Trump's presidency is "on the brink" and "in free-fall," may not survive whole term
Barack Obama 'genuinely concerned' about Donald Trump developments, says former Press Secretary
Vice President Pence's "never dine alone with a woman" rule isn't honorable. It's probably illegal.
How Pence's Dudely Dinners Hurt Women
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New terrorist laptop bombs may evade airport security, intel sources say
This American Shero Buttchugged Mountain Dew
Woman overdosed on heroin in a Chuck E Cheese restroom while her two kids played in the restaurant
Student Has Grade Docked for Using 'Mankind' in English Paper
Daimler Shareholder Demands Right to Be Naked at Annual Meeting
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 09:55 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 31, 2017 09:55 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 09:56 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
The people that insist on parading around naked are never the people you want to see naked ...
Posted by: Adriane the Comedy Critic ... at March 31, 2017 09:57 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 09:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (voOPb)
The science journal Science Robotics reports on creating robots with real human tissue. Most important of these applications are to more pattable cyborg catgirls, as well non-kemonomimi bioroids (bio-android, or biological gynoid to be exact)!
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13171
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (KgpWR)
This message was received from independence leader Adam Selene of the Luna colony via the colony's HOLMES IV system.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13185
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
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Come on now. You were a little too slow this time. No shame in that. It happens to all of us as we get older.....
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (fkvt3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: booknlass at March 31, 2017 09:59 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 31, 2017 10:00 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2017 10:01 PM (P/kVC)
I've been cleaning up some old papers and found some notes I'd made as the divorce was about to hit. Goddamn was my ex-wife being a total cvnt. I wish I hadn't been reminded of that stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)
-Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (fkvt3)
Nope. I honestly waited a few seconds. I actually counted to five. That's why I wrote what I wrote.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (qJhUV)
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No they won't. They'll just convert to Islam and the people who get persecuted will be the ones that actually follow Christianity.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
Daimler Shareholder Demands Right to Be Naked at Annual Meeting
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
Iron Man has the line "When he traveled time/For the future of mankind". Would they say that Black Sabbath is sexist?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (vRcUp)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847845529463771137
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847845615920979968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847845707960766464
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847845808653438977
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847845916937728000
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (tr2D7)
Stuff just falls right out of my brain.
What was I talking about?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
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Come on now. You were a little too slow this time. No shame in that. It happens to all of us as we get older.....
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 09:58 PM (fkvt3)
I wasnt even prepared, had to think for a second when I refreshed and saw the ONT come up. Can't come up with witty stuff like "Uno" just like *that*
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (KgpWR)
You're number 1 in my bookie Mortimer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor
Well ... if he was being a total prick, I don't think it would have been any easier ...
Posted by: Adriane the Comedy Critic ... at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (vRcUp)
"Person of iron", please.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (KgpWR)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847846021216559108
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847846108797820928
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847846204302135298
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847846286544031744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847846370899877890
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (AOrEZ)
"War was never known" in pre-Columbian Mesoamerica?
WTF?
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: booknlass at March 31, 2017 10:06 PM (8mO0Q)
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Spain preparing a second Spanish Armada as we speak but this time with glass-bottomed boats so they can see the first Spanish Armada.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Stuff just falls right out of my brain.
What was I talking about?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:04 PM (KgpWR)
I know what you mean, This may continue for months, maybe longer.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (6GTWP)
Posted by: Emmie at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (xVuS6)
Now, she is quite fetching, but Satriani's work is beautiful.
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: Adriane the Comedy Critic ... at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (AoK0a)
Uuuuhhhh...OK then.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Separate vacations?
Huh?
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (lcylG)
Could be Kate
Could be Yoko
Could be Lena
Could be Melania
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:08 PM (voOPb)
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Sorry man.
If you had my brain you would have already forgotten about it and would be watching the squirrels.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:08 PM (KgpWR)
Stuff just falls right out of my brain.
What was I talking about?
Posted by: Mortimer
Your bank account number ....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:08 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Jackal at March 31, 2017 10:09 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: otho at March 31, 2017 10:09 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (qJhUV)
You wish it was Yoko!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:09 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:09 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 10:10 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)
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In the year prior to my divorce, I began creation Word files in a hidden subfolder. There wound up being over three hundred of them. It was cathartic just to get them out of my head and on e-paper.
After we sold the house and I moved, I invested in a ream of paper, printed them all out and began a roaring fire out in the firepit with them. The ring went in when the fire was at its height, about 20 logs. It felt wonderful.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:10 PM (fkvt3)
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When we forget about his self banning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Avis at March 31, 2017 10:10 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: kbdabear
Why isn't this man a cob-logger?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
Oh that's easy it's tiny ... oh you said "account number". Not "balance".
Nevermind.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:11 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Emmie at March 31, 2017 10:07 PM (xVuS6)
Well, ShoeOnHead is actually a gorgeous young lady, so it must be one of the first two.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:11 PM (k8DTS)
No thanks for the shot of Yoko. I have been formally diagnosed with #YokoOnoPhobia, and would have appreciated a trigger warning.
Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDeskLivesMatter at March 31, 2017 10:11 PM (16mmj)
The Brits NEVER considered themselves to be European. They have a separate history, culture and law.
Juncker should get his junk kicked.
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (lcylG)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:09 PM (k8DTS)
FIFY
Posted by: The Un-#MetalGate at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (vBeA5)
Could be Yoko
Could be Lena
Could be Melania
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
It's Yoko, screeching, you maniac!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at March 31, 2017 10:05 PM (GsAUU)
Yeah...I'm no fan of Young, but Potter is amazing.
Besides, rock lyrics are afterthoughts for the most part.
"she dreams in color,
She dreams in red."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth
They don't make bunks sturdy enough ...
Posted by: Adriane the Firefly Critic ... at March 31, 2017 10:13 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:13 PM (tHwdc)
Would they say that Black Sabbath is sexist?
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And if Black Sabbath is sexist, doesn't that mean that America is sexist???
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:13 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)
Oh, and it's not really political, either. AnyMoron who has not seen it, I encourage to watch and enjoy.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Anna Mac at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (xujfC)
I bet it felt great. I still have my wedding ring somewhere. I've contemplated hunting it down and taking a blowtorch to it.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (lcylG)
Besides, rock lyrics are afterthoughts for the most part.
"she dreams in color,
She dreams in red.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Potter singing, the trumpet, Satch playing his axe..
Lyrics, what lyrics?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62)
Since The Barrel was celebrated in the Art Thread, does The Time Machine want some attention, too?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (DMUuz)
Montenegro itself doesn't bring any additional capability to NATO, only an additional obligation. Furthermore since NATO actions require unanimity with major decisions, if Russia is able to control its government via proxy, Russia will then have an effective say in what NATO does.
In short, I think NATO itself is obsolete and nations who want to be under our military protection should seek bilateral military ties with us.
Just my two cents.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (kiSdp)
... anybody seen this Peaky Blinders show ?
Teen Daughter and I are watching it. It's pretty good.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: otho at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (lcylG)
You say screeching
I saw self expression
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:16 PM (voOPb)
Reading fr0m the depths, yakkkk, if one could only hod his breath, the writer of that article, clearly, is not from the South.
brrrrryaaaakk.
Posted by: gNewt at March 31, 2017 10:16 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Melt it down into something else.
I still have mine from my first marriage. There's no hostility in it, but I don't wear it.
Still can't take off my wedding rings. Tomorrow it will be 1200 days since he died.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:17 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Don't give her the satisfaction.
Sell it and by something amusing and disposable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:17 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz)
I dared to click, instantly regretted it and here why: for the next month i'll be seeing related material pop up over and over...
Recommended for you
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: booknlass at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (S6Pax)
Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: logprof
I need to reread that, or read some analysis. The ending is really trippy, taken past the point of absurdity and turned inside out. Beyond being something you could not have guessed, I'm not really sure what it all meant. But like all of his stuff, it's a fascinating read.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Don't give her the satisfaction.
Sell it and by something amusing and disposable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:17 PM (rF0hx)
It isn't worth that much.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
In #2weeks,,, and a day, a guy is going to be video recording us using 3 digital cams and has some kind of shotgun mic tied into one of them.
A friend says it does pretty good but his bands sound isn't near a clean as ours is. What can I say, Bose L2's controlled by a nice board with Midas pre-amps. The one bad thing about the board is no way to send direct to record.
The room is fairly small and the last thing I want to do to the audience is clutter it up with 2 more mic stands on top of 3 camera tripods.
The ev ening is still for them not us.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (2fV9Y)
http://tinyurl.com/k4xu6sn
Even saw a blurb today that Germany wants to count what it's spending on refugees towards that 2% target.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: booknlass at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (kiSdp)
I have.
Posted by: James Bond at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
44 Outrage as Spain and EU accused of using Brexit to take back Gibraltar
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Spain preparing a second Spanish Armada as we speak but this time with glass-bottomed boats so they can see the first Spanish Armada.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Just as a side note, Spain actually has an aircraft carrier (sort of. It's an amphib helo carrier that's Harrier-capable). The Limeys retired all their carriers, and the new HMS QE isn't due to be commissioned until later this year, and won't be mission-capable for another 3 years afterwards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (cuZZW)
Sell it and by something amusing and disposable.
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A whore.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (KgpWR)
They're called escorts!
/Archer
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
Evening all.
I breezed through that article, and for the most part this guy is full of shit. Violently taking territory in Europe and Asia for years???? What a dumbfuck.
That's all for now. Off to work soon.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (Jcg9Q)
Was enjoying this piece from last year on Peter Frampton and "Frampton Comes Alive!." Love Peter's line that for everything he's done, when he dies the headlines will probably read "Frampton Drops Dead!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
A six pack of good beer and a couple of prime NY strips.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 10:21 PM (QCc6B)
I am so sorry. I think that's very sweet and makes me believe in true love just a bit more.
As far as bringing back ma'am and sir.....I didn't know they went anywhere?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:21 PM (smD62)
In early 2006, when Dick was courting me, he came up to SE PA to visit. We went to a local diner. The waitress called us "hon". Dick called her "ma'am" and she got all offended. Her last sentence to us was, "I'm NOT old!"
Call me old fashioned, I like the use of "sir" and "ma'am". I never used those terms until I moved to Texas, but they just seem to work. I'll probably use them for the rest of my life, diner waitresses be damned.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:21 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (kiSdp)
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The movie was depressing enough.
Posted by: gNewt at March 31, 2017 10:21 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (lcylG)
Sell it and by something amusing and disposable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:17 PM (rF0hx)
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I burned mine because it was purchased at Service Merchandise (remember them?) in 1993 for all of $250. Much more satisfaction in burning it than selling it.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (dTCJ5)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Mike at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (c056A)
The older brother took after his mother, and is nice. The younger one took after his father and is a major league dick. He got married years ago, and then divorced.
He manged to take that girl to the cleaners, getting full custody of his daughter and everything. How he managed it, I only heard a little bit about. But it was because he was such a dick.
The system will screw a nice guy, but let a dick like him win.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (aKqWT)
" I sold the ring you gave me and bought an escort."
or
"I sold the ring you gave me and bought a whore."
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:23 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 10:23 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: ESPNW at March 31, 2017 10:23 PM (/wWB4)
If you like that sort of thing.
Not an engineer to be found.
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:23 PM (lcylG)
Still can't take off my wedding rings. Tomorrow it will be 1200 days since he died.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:17 PM (tHwdc)
There's a great deal of hostility in mine. I'm sorry about your husband.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
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And I want a tax credit for my bar tab.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 10:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
For you, gentle heart.
https://tinyurl.com/lyyra3g
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 10:24 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:24 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2017 10:24 PM (J43x4)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (lcylG)
Dunno if we should kick the Germans out just let, but we're definitely going to have to kick the Turks out. Esp if the aspiring Ottoman Ruler there gets the votes he wants on April 16th.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 10:25 PM (E/ibL)
Maybe you shouldn't breeze through things above your pay grade
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2017 10:20 PM (cuZZW)
And it won't even be CATOBAR, because of overconfidence in the F-35B and Because Reasons.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (lcylG)
In #2weeks,,, and a day, a guy is going to be video recording us using 3 digital cams and has some kind of shotgun mic tied into one of them.
A friend says it does pretty good but his bands sound isn't near a clean as ours is. What can I say, Bose L2's controlled by a nice board with Midas pre-amps. The one bad thing about the board is no way to send direct to record.
The room is fairly small and the last thing I want to do to the audience is clutter it up with 2 more mic stands on top of 3 camera tripods.
The ev ening is still for them not us.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM
You can't record off the desk? That's no good. What is it that you actually want? A live audio recording, or a live video recording? Can you listen to a recording done previously with this setup?
Posted by: otho at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Mike at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (c056A)
--There's hope yet. Orban. Farage. Hmmmm, maybe yet, Le Pen. Even Wilders.
And there's that Putin character, so reviled by all the bien-pensants of the West, waiting in the wings. . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (GsAUU)
The ev ening is still for them not us.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (2fV9Y)
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Send the aux feed through another board with direct outs? Change the main console you are using?
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (dTCJ5)
You said it more politely than I was going to.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (kiSdp)
I am so sorry. I think that's very sweet and makes me believe in true love just a bit more.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:21 PM (smD62)
Believe.
Some people don't want to love because it hurts when it's lost. I just don't understand that way of thinking.
I want to love again. I know Tim wants me to love again, when I meet the right man. I'm kind of hoping he'll tip me off to the fact.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)
Why? Did it hit New York City?
I couldn't have. Or else it would be Superstorm Something.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:27 PM (qJhUV)
nice version
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 10:27 PM (0mz2+)
"she dreams in color,
She dreams in red."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (rF0hx)<<<
What?! The deuce you say!
Posted by: the pompatus of love at March 31, 2017 10:27 PM (Co0D0)
Next time, I'll skip the ring and go straight to buying whores.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (KgpWR)
I have one of my browsers on my laptop with JavaScript disabled, which means it can't play youtube videos, although it shows the title. So yes, I felt safe clicking the link. I look forward to the day when ace will write a scathing analysis of your psychological illnesses that cause you to do this, the way he does with SJWs.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (vRcUp)
you are correct. First things first. But you know, the germans and the turks have been allies for a long time.
Maybe we could get a two-fer: kick them both out at the same time.
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (lcylG)
Point is, goddammit! They are standing strong, facing whoever it is we don't like across that other natural barrier all alone! And they'll stay that way because Rand Paul doesn't think we should risk nuclear annihilation to protect them and the corrupt little thugs who run the damn place.
Montenegro! Jesus! can I join NATO now?
Posted by: Bryan at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (nJWew)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (kiSdp)/i]
Does reading Rex Stout's The Black Mountain count?
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (iMxBJ)
Why? Did it hit New York City?
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:24 PM (/wWB4)<<<
Heh. So, so true.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 10:29 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:29 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (lcylG)
Posted by: Morigu at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (x6Ax6)
Stuff just falls right out of my brain.Kick the Germans out of NATO and let us resume the normal pre WWII relationships, you know the normal ones.
Posted by: JAS
Dunno if we should kick the Germans out just let, but we're definitely going to have to kick the Turks out. Esp if the aspiring Ottoman Ruler there gets the votes he wants on April 16th.
Posted by: Thrawn
The 'thing' is that Putin would consider it some kind of revenge to end NATO altogether. Somekind of retribution for the 'disaster' of the end of the USSR.
Not saying he's wrong, but need to consider he ain't right.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (GgzGa)
Still can't take off my wedding rings. Tomorrow it will be 1200 days since he died.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I send you the biggest of hugs. I would be lost without my husband. I can't even fathom it. Miley, you are a pillar of strength.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (+eR2D)
Next time, I'll skip the ring and go straight to buying whores.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (KgpWR)
I understand that all too well. That's the way it was toward the end. Hookers would have been cheaper and less emotionally destructive.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
==
ooh. Gonna need a ruling.
Judges?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (KgpWR)
A friend says it does pretty good but his bands sound isn't near a clean as ours is. What can I say, Bose L2's controlled by a nice board with Midas pre-amps. The one bad thing about the board is no way to send direct to record.
The room is fairly small and the last thing I want to do to the audience is clutter it up with 2 more mic stands on top of 3 camera tripods.
The ev ening is still for them not us.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (2fV9Y)
Does the board have an effects send for each channel? That's pretty standard on most mixing consoles. You may want to experiment with tapping each channel into a separate recording mixer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2017 10:31 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:31 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (7dpmG)
With all respect to Dylan, I think he's got this one wrong. Shakespeare did so much, so well, that talented people looked at it, and despaired that they could ever reach such heights, and accepted that. Chuck Berry presented a bare template so compelling that he inspired thousands to expand on it.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (iMxBJ)
It's an amphib helo carrier that's Harrier-capable). The Limeys retired
all their carriers, and the new HMS QE isn't due to be commissioned
until later this year, and won't be mission-capable for another 3 years
afterwards.
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is it range of UK based aircraft?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (/GQ6H)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (gihfI)
The Brits NEVER considered themselves to be European. They have a separate history, culture and law.
Juncker should get his junk kicked.
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:12 PM (lcylG)
The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
"Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."
But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!
Posted by: S. Libby at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)
Montenegro, Jim. Not Monte Carlo.
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:26 PM (kiSdp)
--You do not pay attention to Bond flicks, do you?
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
Some say, Psychological illness
Others say that was funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (voOPb)
Men, whether online or in real life, aren't supposed to ask women for their numbers. They are supposed to give the women their numbers.
Supposedly, this is the "sensitive" thing to do so that a woman doesn't feel pressured to give a guy she isn't sure about her number, and she has the opportunity to block her number when contacting the guy. So supposedly, the chivalrous thing to do now is to not pressure the lady into it, but give her your number and put it on her, so if she is interested she can contact you and if not, you don't have her number to harass.
I guess I get it. It makes sense on a very, very basic level. But, it does make me sad we don't live in a world where the guy asks for the number, the guy calls, the guy is the pursuer. I was just always raised that way. Times are changing, and it's hard for me to change with them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (smD62)
http://tinyurl.com/k4xu6sn
Even saw a blurb today that Germany wants to count what it's spending on refugees towards that 2% target.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (E/ibL)
*double facepalm*
"They seem unclear on the concept" is putting it charitably.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
the Royal Navy still has attack subs.
does the Spanish Tourism Council want some new reefs for the tourists?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (/GQ6H)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (J43x4)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (KgpWR)
We don't even need the full court, just a panel.
And....it's a ridiculous supposition. Unbecoming of a Moron.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (rF0hx)
I have never heard of anyone or anything named Theseus.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
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I thought you could only rent them
Posted by: Puerto Rico at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (PqqkK)
--You do not pay attention to Bond flicks, do you?
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
I guess not closely enough. Which one was in Montenegro
?
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
Dude had a sweet boat.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
I have
Posted by: Minotaur at March 31, 2017 10:35 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (E/ibL)
Hahahahaha (wipes eyes). No, seriously, they didn't really say that. C'mon. No one could so resolutely lack a sense of humor, except some sort of Germ...oh.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:35 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (J43x4)
Each instrument should be miked, snaked to a board, controlled by my operator, then to the recorder.
Somebody else's engineer will foul you up.
Posted by: gNewt at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (sB1y1)
Just to show you what a true dick that cousin of mine is, he made my mother have to *sue* him about 15 - 20 years ago. Over some stupid property settlement. Long story, but he had a tiny little interest in my grandmother's estate, the house and lot she lived him. Long story. My mother finally sold it, and that cousin was the hold up.
She tried to call, sent him e-mails and letters. Nothing. He wouldn't respond at all. His interest only amounted to a few grand. She finally just wrote him a check, and a note. He cashed it. And wouldn't reply.
So, she went to a lawyer. The only solution was a lawsuit to get a judge to declare it free and clear. That involved a lot of waiting, letting time limits expire and all that crap.
They had to server papers, put notices in the papers and all this crap. He lived in Atlanta at the time, and they couldn't serve him.
He was that good at evading process servers. He had experience, I'm sure. Creditors and lord knows what else. The lawyer up here hired some PI in Atlanta to try to get him served, but he couldn't do it, and declared him to be the slipperiest SOB he'd ever run across.
In the end, he lost the suit by default. My mother was upset about it, having to sue her own flesh and blood and all that. At the trial, she said the lawyer was going to be all formal, and called her to the stand and was going through the formal procedure and all that.
The judge just waived all that, and said, "Ma'am, you mean to tell me that this nephew of yours......" and just talked like "regular folk" for about 5 minutes, doing away with all the legalese. He banged the gavel in about 5 minutes and freed the property.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
Thank you for that.
This is one I sang a lot for him, after he passed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94cG4hD8VBc
Roughly translated: "My rose, my lily, I would love to live all of life's days with you/When I have become gray, then will I have given all of my days to you, my friend."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (tHwdc)
?
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (kiSdp)
Casino Royale.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (+eR2D)
ooh. Gonna need a ruling.
Judges?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (KgpWR)
Is the offender a Democrat? Why are you bothering me with this triviality?
Is the offender a Republican? Laws must be followed or our democracy means nothing!
BARREL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!
Posted by: Hawaiian Federal Judge at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda on either side of your skull might find a mutual solution.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (GgzGa)
--You do not pay attention to Bond flicks, do you?
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
I guess not closely enough. Which one was in Montenegro
?
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (kiSdp)
--Casino Royale.
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
Dude had a sweet boat.
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Tall guy? Gold tooth? Sells fake NFL gear?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (KgpWR)
I guess I get it. It makes sense on a very, very basic level. But, it does make me sad we don't live in a world where the guy asks for the number, the guy calls, the guy is the pursuer. I was just always raised that way. Times are changing, and it's hard for me to change with them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (smD62)
That's cuz our generation moved a lil slower when we were in our 20s and had a bit more respect for the ladies. No such thing as tumbler and grinder back then.
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (gihfI)
Posted by: Voter dude at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (6fAM4)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
He killed the Minotaur, and did some other stuff I don't remember.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 10:19 PM (E/ibL)
********************
Fodder for the eastern front.
Posted by: gNewt at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: mpfs, Pirate Wench at March 31, 2017 10:38 PM (muUWG)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
Dude had a sweet boat.
-
Dude dumped his girlfriend and slaughtered a bull.
Ariadne was pissed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 10:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 10:39 PM (Co0D0)
Geez. He really is a dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Apparently I was only leasing mine.
----
wives you can buy. but they have 0 resale value and no warrantee
Posted by: Puerto Rico at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (PqqkK)
I am at season 3.
Posted by: mpfs, Pirate Wench
Watched 2 epis.
Bad.
Have you tried Taboo with Tom Hardy?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (7dpmG)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lbnqnw7
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
Do you expect us to believe that?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
Apparently I was only leasing mine.
==
You don't want that deposit back.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (lcylG)
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
Better than what?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Scooping up all of the former warsaw pact countries over the past two decades has been about advancing the interests of the EU, and pretty much exactly as predicted at the time of their prospective membership, worsened relations with Russia, isolated them and made them increasingly belligerent.
Posted by: Sjg at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (gDSJf)
Casino Royale.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (+eR2D)
Actually filmed there or fictitiously there? I will have to find that one & watch it again, this time more closely.
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (kiSdp)
I stay with Black Sails. It really picked up in the later episodes.
Posted by: mpfs, Pirate Wench at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (muUWG)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
=======
My Ex turned stone cold with menopause. After a year I made it an issue. Told her that her head wasn't in it, then don't bother going to the Doc. So, she went to the Doc. He prescribed hormones. She did not like the way she "felt" on them.
So, I reminded her that there were things she could do to alleviate the sexual problem I was having without actual sex.
Her reaction? "I have never felt like such a whore"!
Mine? "Name me just one whore that never puts out and gets to spend 10k a month of the Johns money?"
It was a most satisfying exchange, but ultimately accomplished nothing.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (eG/64)
The Dave Matthews Band does a lame one.
The trumpet on the Potter/Satriani version sets this one apart.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (8HGb7)
The ma'am-haters are correct to object when the title is meant to diminish. But in driving it wholesale from the vernacular, we are raising children who have no tool of language with which to convey respect. And never seeing respect in action, they're less likely to have it at all.
Courtesy and respect puts us at a disadvantage when dealing with the left.
The few times I've watched television in the past decade, I've been traumatized by Romney curling up like a worm before Candy Crowley, or Chris Matthews abusing Michelle Bachmann. And today, that Drexel professor who was actually offended at an expression of respect. We can't afford to condition ourselves to be polite by instinct anymore.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (J43x4)
Men, whether online or in real life, aren't supposed to ask women for their numbers. They are supposed to give the women their numbers.
Supposedly, this is the "sensitive" thing to do so that a woman doesn't feel pressured to give a guy she isn't sure about her number, and she has the opportunity to block her number when contacting the guy. So supposedly, the chivalrous thing to do now is to not pressure the lady into it, but give her your number and put it on her, so if she is interested she can contact you and if not, you don't have her number to harass.
I guess I get it. It makes sense on a very, very basic level. But, it does make me sad we don't live in a world where the guy asks for the number, the guy calls, the guy is the pursuer. I was just always raised that way. Times are changing, and it's hard for me to change with them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (smD62)
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You're what, all of 35?
That ain't old by any stretch of the imagination.
When you're looking down the gullet of fifty, that's flirting with old.
As far as men are concerned, they sense desperation just as well as we women do.
As far as numbers go, I have no issue giving out my number.
Whether I answer is a whole 'nother thang.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (w7KSn)
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When is ma'am meant to diminish? It's not; it's a sign of respect.
We taught our kids to say ma'am and sir, and I don't think anyone's ever been offended by that. In fact, we usually get told how polite our kids are.
They don't know them as well as we do, obviously.
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (vRcUp)
Germany is trying to ruin Europe three times in a hundred years.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2017 10:43 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 31, 2017 10:43 PM (k7fBu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
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I am way too trusting. I've got to get over that.
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:43 PM (sBOL1)
Scooping up all of the former warsaw pact countries over the past two decades has been about advancing the interests of the EU, and pretty much exactly as predicted at the time of their prospective membership, worsened relations with Russia, isolated them and made them increasingly belligerent.
Posted by: Sjg
"Them increasingly belligerent"?
Not Russia increasingly whiny about losing their enslaved satellites?
Either or, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:44 PM (GgzGa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZA4TC_pt4
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
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I clicked.
I'm a moron, and not in a good way.
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mike at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (c056A)
THIS.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 31, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (vRcUp)
--I still don't know what the fuck Mohammed is supposed to be.
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (GsAUU)
We taught our kids to say ma'am and sir, and I don't think anyone's
ever been offended by that. In fact, we usually get told how polite our
kids are.
They don't know them as well as we do, obviously.
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (sBOL1)<<<
When you don't call me Senator!!! I earned that!!!!!!
Posted by: Senator Ma'am at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (sB1y1)
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were there kids involved? They're the glue (or sticking point) for me. Four years from now they will both be in college and it'll just be the 2 of us here. House will seem mighty quiet.
Posted by: Puerto Rico at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (PqqkK)
My Ex turned stone cold with menopause. After a year I made it an
issue. Told her that her head wasn't in it, then don't bother going to
the Doc. So, she went to the Doc.
===
That puts her +1 over mine. She keeps promising to "fix it", "change" , " be better", "stop being so cold".
I wish I had a buck for everytime she was " gonna go to the doctor". I could retire.
It's all lies.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (vRcUp)
Definitely White Hispanic, since he's widely considered a villain.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (sdi6R)
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Old?
I have scar tissue older than you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (aKqWT)
My father, for about 20 years now, has more or less made himself completely unreachable by me and my sisters. This is the dad I've mentioned before, who walked out on my mom just a few weeks before my 18th birthday and right after I had graduated HS.
I know where my dad lives, everything. He's in Lake Havasu City. I've been across the street from his house, for goodness' sake. But no matter what we do, he won't respond to anything we send him. His "new" wife (who ironically, has the same first name as my mom, so his second wife has the same name as she does) has a reputation, however, for being ridiculously overzealous and controlling. The belief is that she goes through the mail, the voicemails, EVERYTHING before my dad sees it, and whenever we have a message for him, she destroys/discards it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (kiSdp)
I believe both. I think some of the shots were filmed in Montenegro and the setting was supposed to be there both in the book and the movie.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:46 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 31, 2017 10:46 PM (w+Jhj)
I have scar tissue older than you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 10:46 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:46 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 10:46 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (8nWyX)
--Maybe Palp is closing the deal for his Intended?
Shadilay!
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (lcylG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 10:40 PM (7dpmG)
Huh. I hadn't thought of it that way, but you've got a good point there. Those songs are complete and final. There's nowhere else to take them, they're done. They can be played, but not played off of.
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
I guess not closely enough. Which one was in Montenegro
?
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (kiSdp)
The eponymous Casino Royale in the original story and film is fictional, but set in Montenegro.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (eG/64)
Daaaaayum. Call the burn unit!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike at March 31, 2017 10:22 PM (c056A)
THIS.
----
I can respect that at least Putin fights for Russia (for Putin)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (PqqkK)
basic level. But, it does make me sad we don't live in a world where the
guy asks for the number, the guy calls, the guy is the pursuer. I was
just always raised that way. Times are changing, and it's hard for me to
change with them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (smD62)
You get to respond - he's already made the first move by giving you his number. After that, the two of you decide how it's going to be.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)
Scooping up all of the former warsaw pact countries over the past two decades has been about advancing the interests of the EU, and pretty much exactly as predicted at the time of their prospective membership, worsened relations with Russia, isolated them and made them increasingly belligerent.
Posted by: Sjg at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (gDSJf)
Albania is in NATO, and is not a member of the EU. Montenegro is not a member of the EU either.
The European countries in NATO but not the EU are Turkey, Albania, Norway, Iceland, and soon the UK.
Posted by: North Atlantic Hat Organization at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (vBeA5)
"Them increasingly belligerent"?
Not Russia increasingly whiny about losing their enslaved satellites?
Either or, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:44 PM (GgzGa)
--Is Cuba any less an enslaved satellite of ours?
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)
Maybe you shouldn't breeze through things above your pay grade
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)
That article wasn't anywhere near over my pay grade.
I wasn't slamming you, btw.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 31, 2017 10:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:42 PM (8nWyX)
Wasn't there a kerfluffle between Uncle Palpatine and someone else a while back? Or am I confused?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 31, 2017 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 31, 2017 10:48 PM (lcylG)
Posted by: cfo mom at March 31, 2017 10:48 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 10:45 PM (sB1y1)
*waves back*
How's it going?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (voOPb)
Just re-watched a Bond flick for the first time, "Die Another Day." Call me crazy, I think it's pretty good.
Oh wait... actually I've also seen "Golden Eye" twice. Also great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: logprof
Not sure of the remotest snark therein.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (GgzGa)
---
Casino Royale is now my favorite Bond movie. But each one after that sucked worse than the one before.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (PqqkK)
She was like this after the first couple of years and the first kid. Can twenty three year olds be menopausal ?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (KgpWR)
But she told him to give her his number. She said she figured he would just give her some throwaway number, to some assistant or something, but she said he jumped and started writing like crazy.
THis is the number to the apartment. This is the one for the office. This is the plane. This is the house in the country. This is the one down in Florida. Etc, etc. Call me!
She said she waited a couple of weeks. And then called. He answered right away, and that night took her to some fancy joint in NYC.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 10:50 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (kiSdp)
I believe both. I think some of the shots were filmed in Montenegro and the setting was supposed to be there both in the book and the movie.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:46 PM (+eR2D)
The filming location was Prague.
If you want to know what Montenegro looks like, watch the King's Landing scenes in Game of Thrones from season 2 on. It was filmed in Dubrovnik, which is on the Croatia/Montenegro border. Also, Force 10 From Navarone was filmed mostly in Montenegro.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 31, 2017 10:50 PM (B6OKy)
early enough that the audience was only moderately enthusiastic. At one
point, the band introduces, as a song off their "new LP," Iron Man.
It's fun to watch a band in the early days really selling a song that becomes obligatory canon later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZA4TC_pt4
Posted by: Splunge"
Oh yeah, I'd seen that one awhile back. A great video, and the cameras actually focus on Butler sometimes! (That's a Bass player joke, in case you don't know)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 31, 2017 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: ESPNW at March 31, 2017 10:50 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: JAS at March 31, 2017 10:50 PM (lcylG)
If this isn't making sense it's because I'm not the "techy" in the band. And don't want to bother Gary with it. He has enough on his shoulders.
I'm getting the recording done basically so I can do a self critique. Thing is, when we play there are at least a few pretty "magical" moments and it would be nice to have a good recording of them should they happen.
Appreciate the replies.
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 10:50 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Haha. I guess I'm just an old soul. And old-fashioned. So, there is a HUGE disconnect between my sensibilities and the way of the world today. So, I guess that's why I feel so old.
It's just bizarre that's all. Was talking to a girlfriend about it today, and she explained that only the dbags ask for your number anymore. She said if a guy is decent and worth it, he will offer you his. My friend is not a weirdo either. She is a normal person, and even she has bought into this new-fangled way of courting. It just blew my mind.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
Worst. Bond film. Ever.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
----
After I was widowed and I waded back into the dating pool, I was surprised how much some things had changed from when my dating when I was in my 20's.
The mechanics of the actual dating were different but the over-arching themes were pretty much the same: Don't be a dick. Now that I think about it, that one rule pretty much covered it. Don't be a dick about money, don't be a dick about sex, don't be a dick about communication, don't be a dick about family, etc.
It worked out well - met lots of decent ladies - sometimes we clicked - sometimes we didn't.
Just like before.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (voOPb)
---------------
You're not going to trick me, are you? Because I won't be fooled again.
Well, I probably will, actually.
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 10:52 PM (sBOL1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZA4TC_pt4
Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)
The link direct to IM is
https://youtu.be/6yZA4TC_pt4?t=13m16s
Kind of cute to see Ozzy do a ¡Jeb! "please clap".
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:52 PM (8nWyX)
In Mexico he'd be a white hispanic --and therefore, part of the ruling class.
In the US, he'd be a Latino , and therefore a victim of white racism, and eligible for all sorts of free stuff.
In Spain, where he was born, he'd just be some dude....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2017 10:52 PM (8HGb7)
It was a most satisfying exchange, but ultimately accomplished nothing.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:41 PM (eG/64)
Great line there.
*bows head*
Posted by: Country Boy at March 31, 2017 10:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 31, 2017 10:53 PM (Bl4dy)
Nomenclature is different there. You get an online "basket," not a shopping cart. And if something is to be released, there's a note about when it will be "dispatched" (the US site just says when it will be "available").
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:53 PM (qazQh)
===
Said "yes".
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:54 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:54 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (PqqkK)
======
I foresee such a thread ending very badly.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 10:54 PM (eG/64)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:55 PM (KgpWR)
Maybe you shouldn't breeze through things above your pay grade
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)
OK boys,
I like both of you.
MH is my online big bro.
I have (sort of) met CB in person.
CDB and I have exchanged countless emails on food and alcohol.
Y'all would get along in real life.
Let's agree to get along, ok? Horde is Horde.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 10:55 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:55 PM (qazQh)
Ok I've seen Force 10 from Navarrone. Yeah, I'd like to visit Montenegro.
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:55 PM (kiSdp)
In Mexico he'd be a white hispanic --and therefore, part of the ruling class.
In the US, he'd be a Latino , and therefore a victim of white racism, and eligible for all sorts of free stuff.
In Spain, where he was born, he'd just be some dude....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2017 10:52 PM (8HGb7)
--Thread winner?
[Um, I guess if ending with ? makes it not so, alas]
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:56 PM (GsAUU)
girlfriend about it today, and she explained that only the dbags ask for
your number anymore. She said if a guy is decent and worth it, he will
offer you his. My friend is not a weirdo either. She is a normal person,
and even she has bought into this new-fangled way of courting. It just
blew my mind.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
Did you really want me to drunk-dial you and slur at you my ex's name at 10.30 pm?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2017 10:56 PM (0hI48)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda on either side of your skull might find a mutual solution.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:37 PM (GgzGa)
???
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 31, 2017 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
She was like this after the first couple of years and the first kid. Can twenty three year olds be menopausal ?
Posted by: Mortimer
****
Sorry, that's just the crazy rising to the surface. Run while you can. /
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 10:57 PM (hVdx9)
Nomenclature is different there. You get an online "basket," not a shopping cart.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:53 PM (qazQh)
Amazon Deep South needs to have an online buggy.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 10:57 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 10:58 PM (Nwg0u)
In Mexico he'd be a white hispanic --and therefore, part of the ruling class.
In the US, he'd be a Latino , and therefore a victim of white racism, and eligible for all sorts of free stuff.
In Spain, where he was born, he'd just be some dude....
Funny how the Spanish were the original colonial imperialists, but nowadays they're so leftist they're considered part of the victim class.
And yes, I'm talking about European Spanish. The progs don't consider them white-white.
Israelis, on the other hand...
Posted by: gewa76 at March 31, 2017 10:59 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: gNewt at March 31, 2017 10:59 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: logprof
Not sure of the remotest snark therein.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM (GgzGa)
--Conceding Russia's right to a sphere of influence in its western borderlands gives us moral leeway vis-a-vis the shitbirds in our southern borderlands, capisce?
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 10:59 PM (GsAUU)
Just re-watched a Bond flick for the first time, "Die Another Day." Call me crazy, I think it's pretty good.
Oh wait... actually I've also seen "Golden Eye" twice. Also great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM
Goldeneye is one of the best Bond flicks ever. DAD is... not as good. It probably gets more hate than it deserves, but is not in the same league as Goldeneye.
Posted by: otho at March 31, 2017 10:59 PM (lmIoG)
Not sure where just yet...
Will be pet sitting three cats, a JRT/Chihuahua puppy (aka taco terrier), and some geckos this weekend.
Could be worse.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (smD62)
I think I'll go read a book for awhile and then go to bed. See y'all tomorrow.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ESPNW at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (/cksx)
i like her top and necklace.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 31, 2017 11:01 PM (gihfI)
Posted by: cfo mom at March 31, 2017 11:01 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
I took a peek at some online stuff about it. Doesn't look good to me. More adventures of hyperentitled kids with hyperentitled boomer parents.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:01 PM (qazQh)
Will do Lil Sis
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (sB1y1)
Sorry, that's just the crazy rising to the surface. Run while you can. /
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
===
It's okay. Being all dead inside makes it easy. I drink, go to work, spend time with the kids.
If there's reincarnation, I hope to come back as a spork.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (KgpWR)
----
there's the 'I cannot believe you F'n did that part' But afterwards is the 'I now know you're capable of doing THAT part'. Wonder if that ever goes away.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (PqqkK)
Haha. I guess I'm just an old soul. And old-fashioned.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM
*unlurks*
In today's world, old-fashioned values are becoming more rare and more precious. So don't give up hope, someone will see your worth.
*goes back to lurking*
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Cortes: Spaniard. Conquistador. Imperialist. Murderer.
Definitely white-hispanic.
Castro: Spaniard. Communist. Murderer.
POC freedom fighter.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 31, 2017 11:03 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
---
*eyes TKAW*
He better.
*puts Mounties on speed dial*
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:03 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 31, 2017 11:03 PM (K2ygU)
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 11:03 PM (GsAUU)
old-fashioned. So, there is a HUGE disconnect between my sensibilities
and the way of the world today. So, I guess that's why I feel so old.
It's just bizarre that's all. Was talking to a girlfriend about it
today, and she explained that only the dbags ask for your number
anymore. She said if a guy is decent and worth it, he will offer you
his. My friend is not a weirdo either. She is a normal person, and even
she has bought into this new-fangled way of courting. It just blew my
mind.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
Pink, if you're hung up on the niceties after meeting a guy you might even be interested in - well, let's just say, you're making the whole thing more difficult.
Sometimes you've got to go with the flow. Y'know what I mean?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 11:04 PM (tHwdc)
Hogmartin, LOL. At Amazon Deep South, instead of a shopping cart, they offer you a "feed bag." :-P
And when you're about to check out, the web page asks "How ya done plan to pay for your merchandise, y'all?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:04 PM (qazQh)
I can't even keep my eyes open. This week has been an asswhoopin, to put it lightly.
Hugs to you all. Be good to each other. See you as soon as I can. xoxoxoxo
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 11:04 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 31, 2017 11:05 PM (K2ygU)
Just re-watched a Bond flick for the first time, "Die Another Day." Call me crazy, I think it's pretty good.
Oh wait... actually I've also seen "Golden Eye" twice. Also great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 10:49 PM
Goldeneye is one of the best Bond flicks ever. DAD is... not as good. It probably gets more hate than it deserves, but is not in the same league as Goldeneye.
Posted by: otho at March 31, 2017 10:59 PM (lmIoG)
Admittedly, I like the set-up for DAD, Bond and his team surfing into North Korea notwithstanding. The best line in that film was the main baddie saying that he went to Oxford and got a degree in Western Hypocrisy,
. But after Bond is released from North Korea and after they introduce the genetic switcharoo is when the movie really goes downhill for me. Although the swordfight scene was cool and visceral.
It might have been the nostalgia googles, or the N64 game, but I tried watching Goldeneye again just recently and while I still like it, it hasn't aged well for me.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 11:05 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:05 PM (sB1y1)
Medically, yes. It hits some women under 30.
It could also be postpartum depression.
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at March 31, 2017 11:05 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (q1+kD)
Gitcha ass back out here, I like your style!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (qazQh)
Looking for advice re: online dating
Want: Long-Term, True Love and Romance
Don't Want: Tinder Hook-up with free STDs
tried OKCupid a year ago, even sprung for premium
only got one 5 minute coffee date out of it
p.s. she lied saying she wanted to see me again, then 0 contact
Does anyone here have experience with both Match and eHarmony? I am leaning toward the latter. Both charge $ to hopefully keep out trolls and the ubiquitous 'i'm writing a paper on dating and will be using your love notes in my article without telling you.'
here is my main problem: https://goo.gl/Tiah6r
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (sB1y1)
===
Said "yes".
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 10:54 PM (KgpWR)
Daaaamn.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (GPYPH)
ago. The fact AOP has not posted here since is not because I killed him
and ate him. AOP is driving back to Canada. Swearsies.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
---
*eyes TKAW*
He better.
*puts Mounties on speed dial*
Posted by: SMFH
****
Walks away whistling...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
Take care of yourself, sweet pea.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: ibguy at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (vUcdz)
---
ya see this, on my arm? Out jogging and moved too close to a girl walking her dog to avoid an oncoming car. spooked the dog and he jumped and bit me right there. Three inch scar.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 11:02 PM (voOPb)
Hugs and kisses to you, big bro.
The internet breeds silly things.
We are ultimately all on the same side. Let's try to keep it that way.
Sleep well, my friend. Sleep well, all of you.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:08 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 11:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Not sure where just yet...
Will be pet sitting three cats, a JRT/Chihuahua puppy (aka taco terrier), and some geckos this weekend.
Could be worse.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (sB1y1)
Don't know where I'm going either, or if I'm even going at all. Hard to see any kind of future.
Keep an eye on those cats. They'll eat the geckos first chance they get.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:09 PM (qazQh)
Hope CDR M is okay.
Posted by: ibguy at March 31, 2017 11:07 PM (vUcdz)
CDR M is fine, his computer on the other hand isn't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 11:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at March 31, 2017 11:10 PM (GPYPH)
I already have the title for the one I intend to write (where Bond ends up stuck in Orange County):
"Death Of Life."
(Or maybe, "The Orange Curtain.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:10 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: JTB at March 31, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)
Could be worse.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:00 PM (sB1y1)
****
Tokay geckos or leopard geckos? If Tokay geckos, the cats will wish they'd left them alone. They are not timid or shy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (TixTl)
You're a black guy with crazy hair and a speech impediment?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:09 PM (qazQh)
The answer to "how do they get {Mexican recipe} to taste so good" usually ends up being lots of lard.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 11:11 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (TixTl)
---
You're Buckwheat?
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:11 PM (sB1y1)
I already have the title for the one I intend to write (where Bond ends up stuck in Orange County):
"Death Of Life."
(Or maybe, "The Orange Curtain.")
Posted by: qdpsteve
*****
Duh!
Call it:
Orange Crush
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:11 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 11:06 PM (TixTl)
You're a black guy with crazy hair and a speech impediment?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
---
LOL!
GMTA.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:09 PM (qazQh)
I only know that it involves lard.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
I'll settle for writing cred.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (hVdx9)
Awwww thank you. Glad I can unlurk you.
@316
I don't think I've gone with the flow on anything in my entire life. I'm sure you're shocked.
It just seems weird to me that's all. And unnatural. But, if one is dating in today's society, I guess you have to adapt to today's society.
@326
I wouldn't waste money on either of them, honestly. For me, the success rate is no better, sometimes worse, than the freebie sites. Yeah, you have to deal with more trolls and weirdos but...I just don't see the others as worth it. And, now, it's to the point there's almost always crossover between all the different sites. Very rarely will you find someone exclusively one one or the other.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (smD62)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (mHv7l)
lol Mort my buddy (who's young and married) was wearing a 'game over'
shirt with an 8-bit bride and groom on it just tonight. Big smile on the
lady.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar
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Life's tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.
How's it goin GoK?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (KgpWR)
Good luck getting me to that state qdpsteve. You'll have to be in the heartland to come see/hear us. Don't figure we're worth quite that long of a drive.
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (2fV9Y)
I have never heard of anyone or anything named Theseus.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 10:34 PM (qJhUV)
Never watched Clash of the Titans, did you?
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (6GTWP)
https://youtu.be/-V3kc56a20A
Composer Michael Kamen, who did Baron Munchausen. Guitarist Eric Clapton
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (PqqkK)
Ken Levine has been writing some good stuff at his blog about how crazy things have gotten in Hollywood re all the new distribution models: online networks, YouTube, series that make *every* episode available for download, etc etc etc etc.
According to him, the WGA (Writers Guild of America) is about to go on strike again. Of course he supports WGA but admits everything both sides say during the strike is all posturing and pressure tactics.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (qazQh)
"War was never known" in pre-Columbian Mesoamerica?
WTF?
Posted by: logprof, sports tard
The whole "Noble Savage" canard is a very old belief. Its all bullshit. The song is a good jam though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Elizabeth at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (JZdsf)
Deep down in Japan close to Mt. Fuji
Way back up in the woods amongst a thicket of trees
There stood a Shinto temple where the bamboo grows,
Where lived a geisha girl named Yoko Ono.
That never ever learned to sculpt or sing so well
But she could scream out her lungs like a bat out of hell.
Go, go! AH-YAH-YAH-AH-AH!!!!!!!!
Go Yoko, go! Go! OW-YO-WO-YO-AWAHHHH!!!!!
Go Yoko, go! Go! AWAHWAHWAH-AWAHWAHWAH!!!
Go Yoko Ono!
Posted by: Chuck Berry, screaming at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (vRcUp)
I liked that opening scene too, with Bond chasing down that assassin and then after seeing the assassin explode in his stolen jeep, parachute onto that yacht. Business and then pleasure ("better make that 2").
Posted by: Thrawn at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean
*****
Nahhh. They just drove him insane by constantly asking, "are we there yet?"
They didn't really think he'd burn the ships.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
No wonder I'm clawing at the door to the office to get back in on Monday so I can get some rest.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (cafSR)
My absolute favoritest version of Gabriel Faure's "Cantique de Jen Racine":
https://youtu.be/3Jw9khKjpJM
Dude was 20 when he composed this.
I was playing Nintendo when I was 20.
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (GsAUU)
It's easy, but takes awhile, cuz you need to make a good ol' pot of pinto beans first. I mean, you don't really need to, but that's what it amounts to.
Then you need real lard, the brown kind.
You put the beans in a pan with the lard and mash 'em up while they fry.
You can cheat a little and add some sour cream to the canned kind, along with plenty of cheese, but homemade is best.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: Emmie at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:16 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 11:12 PM (zZb/S)
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.
Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius at March 31, 2017 11:16 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Emmie at March 31, 2017 11:16 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:17 PM (qazQh)
I don't think I've gone with the flow on anything in my entire life. I'm sure you're shocked.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (smD62)
Jeez Pink, if you can't go with the flow when dating, how the hell are you EVER going to deal with marriage?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)
Tilikum, also LOL. :-)
Ken Levine has been writing some good stuff at his blog about how
crazy things have gotten in Hollywood re all the new distribution
models: online networks, YouTube, series that make *every* episode
available for download, etc etc etc etc.
According to him, the WGA (Writers Guild of America) is about to go
on strike again. Of course he supports WGA but admits everything both
sides say during the strike is all posturing and pressure tactics.
Posted by: qdpsteve
*****
Would it be wrong to supply them with weapons,home addresses, and a teeeensy bit of PCP? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
I have one of my browsers on my laptop with JavaScript disabled, which means it can't play youtube videos, although it shows the title. So yes, I felt safe clicking the link. I look forward to the day when ace will write a scathing analysis of your psychological illnesses that cause you to do this, the way he does with SJWs.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 10:28 PM (vRcUp)
++++
FlashStopper. It's a Firefox / Pale Moon addon that doesn't allow flash/html5 videos to auto-play. You get the frame with a little play button in it, so you can decide whether or not to play it after you see what it is. Very handy around this place.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/flashstopper/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 11:17 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 11:18 PM (7dpmG)
Just asks Chelsea's husband. Hear tell he's the Fox of Wall Street.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 31, 2017 11:18 PM (cafSR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:18 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)
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^This.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*****
(Waives at Bob)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
I was on Match for a while last year, after my wife and I separated (we'll be finally divorced very soon). And that is a bit of a mistake on my part, as most women are leery of "separated" guys, and I can understand why.
If you are going on Match or E-Harmony, present yourself well. Visuals are everything. Either take some really good pictures of yourself to post, or have a friend take them. Visuals are everything.
After the first couple of months with some dumb selfies I took on my phone, I took a few good pictures of myself with a camera on a stand, and put those on, and the responses were MUCH better.
Be discriminating. Most of the women I contacted on Match were pretty Left of Center politically, which can be awkward, to say the least.
I did meet someone who I had a relationship with for several months, and it was pretty nice for a while, but I began to realize she was a little koo-koo bananas (OCD), and we did break up (which still sort of makes me sad).
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:13 PM (mHv7l)
Waves at flyboy.
Been okay. And you and your bride?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (lvu99)
http://tinyurl.com/nbxpufe
Just be careful if you see Kenji's name on a SE recipe; he really knows his stuff, but seriously cut the salt in half for all of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (8nWyX)
"Thanks to the studio's intractability, we don't know if we'll EVER be able to write another episode of Lena Dunham's 'Girls'!!"
**America erupts into deep relief and massive applause**
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:21 PM (qazQh)
Here, he talks about Tomi Lahren's split from The Blaze...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H05OWcZMLcI
Now, it's worth noting that while Dice is defending a pro-choicer in this video, he himself is pro-life. He just views Grenn Blecch's #NeverTrump-ism as the bigger issue in this particular situation.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
You probably know this but there are free audio book recordings of it on YT. I think I saw this mentioned on Sunday BT and checked it out.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 31, 2017 11:21 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Ahuitzotl at March 31, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (pY+s4)
It is, in fact, the Garden of Eden myth of the Leftist religion.
European colonialism is the original sin, responsible for genocide, smallpox, racism, and industrialism, which led to climate change.
In the Leftist religion, only whites of European extraction must repent for their sins.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 31, 2017 11:22 PM (B6OKy)
Been okay. And you and your bride?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (lvu99)
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He's married to a model.
Pretty sure he has few complaints.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:22 PM (sB1y1)
I've got a few places in Eureka Springs I need to call and last night Gary broke out a list of a bunch of places in a few towns in the Fayetteville area.
We can go for a long weekend at Steve's place on Table Rock and drive over from there.
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 11:22 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:23 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:23 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:24 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 31, 2017 11:24 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 31, 2017 11:24 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 11:25 PM (7dpmG)
Clearly I didn't sacrifice enough prisoners.
Posted by: Ahuitzotl
*****
You were supposed to cut out their still beating hearts to worship your God.
Not boonga them to death. Very selfish. Your God was not fooled or pleased.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:25 PM (hVdx9)
You are most welcome, Steve.
All things being equal, you could just go order yourself some beans from either of the Mario's in Huntington Beach; they still use real lard!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:26 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (lvu99)
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Doing very well, thank you. She has been getting parts that require travel to places like Bermuda, St. Barts and the Turks/Caicos. I have been having trips to places like Osaka, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur. She flies commercial. I fly private.
It is getting kind of disturbing to me, really.
I was on Bloomberg for about 15 seconds end of February with sales projections. Fuckers never published the video.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:27 PM (mHv7l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:28 PM (qazQh)
I had some pinto beans the other day. By accident. I ordered corn at this local joint, but the waitress somehow gave me pintos. I said what the hell. They were good, but.... I should've take a Beano. It was terrible.
And I tell what is really terrible with me now. Onions. Raw that is. And I always loved them, but my digestive track is getting old and cranky about them.
Cook them for a little bit, and they're fine, but raw, I get cramps. And awful gas. I don't know if the offending compounds get broken by cooking, or what.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 11:28 PM (aKqWT)
Mentioned earlier tonight we watched the WW II "Fury'. It was pretty good.
Also took the doggehs to the vet today. Crap, that was $380 shot on annual vaccines and bloodtests. Since when did owning dogs get so expensive?
Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2017 11:28 PM (o/90i)
Pretty sure they rolled back the odometer.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:24 PM (KgpWR)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (JZdsf)
Either take some really good pictures of yourself to post, or have a friend take them.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM
I see!
This brings up a new problem, however. The camera shattered. I think that's a bad sign.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (q1+kD)
They've always got complaints. Somewhere someone is always tired of her shit, right?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (sB1y1)
Ken Levine has been writing some good stuff at his blog about how crazy things have gotten in Hollywood re all the new distribution models: online networks, YouTube, series that make *every* episode available for download, etc etc etc etc.
According to him, the WGA (Writers Guild of America) is about to go on strike again. Of course he supports WGA but admits everything both sides say during the strike is all posturing and pressure tactics.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (qazQh)
There *is* the issue of residuals for all these new distribution models re: compensation, and Hollywood being *exactly* the evil Capitalist system they project everything else to be, they have a point. The writers get fucked good and hard, first.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 11:30 PM (6GTWP)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
I haven't used either. It might work but I like being single. My best friend met his current wife with e-Harmony. A pretty, very sweet, gal from China. She's been in the US for 21 years and is now a citizen. He's pretty happy. His first wife died 8 years ago. Took him a while to get over it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2017 11:30 PM (pY+s4)
Hell, hi to a number of ya.
Just been asking for advice and responding to responces.
My bad.
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 11:31 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:31 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 31, 2017 11:32 PM (saTNN)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
That only lasted one night. Some guy wanted to get into the "is morality objective or subjective" discussion, and became belligerent when P was taking a view that he considered too nuanced.
Then the guy started freaking out, attacking everyone on the next thread, insulting them all, and promptly got the hammer. Had no effect on Palpatine's activity, IIRC.
I think the guy must have suffered some recent emotional trauma. There were certain indications on the thread where he went off on Palpatine.
He had been commenting for a while before then, and seemed a solid guy.
Posted by: Chuck Berry, screaming at March 31, 2017 11:32 PM (vRcUp)
Pretty sure he has few complaints.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:22 PM (sB1y1)
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Good Lord, no complaints. Just concrens, as mentioned above.
How in the world are you?
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:32 PM (1JbJq)
3:52 left in the 4th: State 56 UConn 52
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 11:32 PM (GUBah)
Oh how exciting! You'll get more gigs, and they'll be published, no worries!
You're all famous and shit!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:33 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 11:33 PM (vRcUp)
If NATO will agree to the accession of the Republic of Torquewrench as its newest member, I promise to stick to spending at least 2% of my adjusted gross income on firearms and ammo. Which makes me a better member than the Germans are.
Also, I'm going to want the U.S. military to be on speed dial to rescue my sorry ass the next time I get in a drunken bar argument, since the whole point of NATO these days seems to revolve around the nation-state equivalent of drunken bar arguments.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 11:33 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Farmer
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Throw in the purchase of a six month supply of Sentinel, six month supply of Simparica, and six months of Temeril-P, *bang*, $459.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 11:34 PM (ZO497)
spork
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:34 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (lvu99)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:34 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:23 PM (qazQh)
No problem, like I said, I can't personally vouch for the recipe, but the site has a lot of good ones. If you pop into the weekend cooking thread, you'll get maybe six people like Tammy who's actually prepared it jumping in with recipes and advice.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 11:34 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:34 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at March 31, 2017 11:29 PM (q1+kD)
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Get Rothko to do a portrait
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:34 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Timon at March 31, 2017 11:35 PM (/qoIS)
Taking a break tonight from transporting drunk soldiers from 6th Street to their Ft Hood barracks.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:35 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:35 PM (qazQh)
#MakeTheGalaxyGreatAgain
Posted by: @realEmperorPalpatine at March 31, 2017 11:36 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Heh! Thanks!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 11:36 PM (vRcUp)
You're all famous and shit!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:33 PM (lvu99)
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Fcuking Rappers get more Youtube love than I ever will. And that is just fine with me.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:36 PM (1JbJq)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:37 PM (sB1y1)
Can you substitute something healthier, like mashed avocados?
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Use bacon grease instead.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jean
Piker!
Posted by: Nymeria of the Rhone ... at March 31, 2017 11:37 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:38 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: barky i at March 31, 2017 11:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Lardo and lots of practice.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (GgzGa)
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what could possibly be healthier?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (PqqkK)
Awesome album.
Best to be in a rather grim mood, though . . .
https://youtu.be/RjwGQ0H8mis?list=PLCINGqE4kNhG_0OniZfQEt0_8k5SVfOXN
Posted by: logprof at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (GsAUU)
Anyway, to answer how marriage will work...
I will hopefully meet a very patient man who will put up with me.
My family and friends know my neuroses well so they have learned how to deal with me.
Hoping future hubby can do the same.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (smD62)
Taking a break tonight from transporting drunk soldiers from 6th Street to their Ft Hood barracks.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:35 PM (sB1y1)
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I drove a cab in college during the summers. I hear ya.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:40 PM (1JbJq)
Can you substitute something healthier, like mashed avocados?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:35 PM (qazQh)
Healthier?
I do not comprehend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (voOPb)
Anyway, to answer how marriage will work...
I will hopefully meet a very patient man who will put up with me.
My family and friends know my neuroses well so they have learned how to deal with me.
Hoping future hubby can do the same.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (smD62)
Some counseling might be helpful. I'm not just being flippant, if you can believe that.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (sB1y1)
Oh ffs, steve, so I really have to answer that?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (lvu99)
Tilikum, the bacon grease is not an option. I want to be able to *stop* eating the refried beans at some point. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Details, shmetails...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:41 PM (sB1y1)
Can you substitute something healthier, like mashed avocados?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:35 PM (qazQh)
Guacamole is a dip or condiment, not an ingredient for refries beans. Man up and use the lard!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:42 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 11:42 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (qazQh)
You've always been such a sweetie here and I'd love to meet you and Thor.
Crossing my fingers that creeper will indeed make the drive up to hear us in a couple of weeks. Can't believe she wants to drive that far but I gave her a set of True North's cd's when we met for lunch during her move and she really liked Gary's music.
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:42 PM (qazQh)
It's the carbs that'll make you fat and kill you.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve
That's what the chopped habaneros and the bowl of rice is for.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (GgzGa)
No way, I wanna brag about my friend the finance guy on TV!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (lvu99)
Why?
Whoever you marry? WILL disappoint you. It will break your heart in a million pieces.
You have it the best way it can be. Just you . Calling the shots. Living your life.
Why the hell would you want to mess that up? I mean honest question.
I would give anything to be single and reset to zero. Divorce doesn't fix anything. No , it really does not.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (KgpWR)
Heh. Was I right, or was I right?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:39 PM (lvu99)
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I think you misunderstand. My concern is that it does not work for her. I am good if she is. So far, no complaints.3
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (1JbJq)
No way, I wanna brag about my friend the finance guy on TV!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (lvu99)
Fly the Finance Guy!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
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Bacon.
The perfect food.
That is all.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2017 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:37
Huh, you just took in 2 kitties and now you have a doggeh?
WTF is going on there in TX?
Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2017 11:45 PM (o/90i)
Hold on while I toss these shredded carrots into my chili... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:45 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (sB1y1)
Lard and MSG. MSG is perfectly harmless and available at the supermarket in many versions (Aromat is one)
Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
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Bacon.
The perfect food.
That is all.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (sB1y1)
Damn right!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (7dpmG)
How's life down south?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (nXCp4)
Yogurt
Soy
Life
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but without Living
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:46 PM (PqqkK)
But with moobs and inexplicable crying jags.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 11:47 PM (smD62)
WTF is going on there in TX?
Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2017 11:45 PM (o/90i)
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I'm actually house-sitting for a friend.
They have three cats and a puppeh.
My daughter has two kittehs at my crib.
Fortunately, my friend and I live less than three minutes away.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:47 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (1JbJq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: ESPNW at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (KgpWR)
It's really fucking horrible.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 11:49 PM (GUBah)
Then comes the threats. "I will take HALF of what you got an youll never see the kids!"
Yeah.
Why would you ever want to do that?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:49 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 31, 2017 11:49 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (qazQh)
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What stipend?
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:49 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 11:50 PM (GUBah)
Unless you get lucky of course, and divorce a woman who doesn't want or need it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:50 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:48 PM (qazQh)
And the knowledge that you're indirectly bankrolling your ex-wife's live-in boyfriend who she moved in suspiciously quickly and was in all likelihood fucking behind your back whole you were still married.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:50 PM (0mRoj)
She seems better: regained use of right hand (leg, not so much), able to use walker to walk several feet at a time, better sentences, is returning phone calls.
Scans set for next week, may tell us more about what's happening.
Thank you so much for asking.
Posted by: ibguy at March 31, 2017 11:51 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 11:51 PM (tHwdc)
Unless you get lucky of course, and divorce a woman who doesn't want or need it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:50 PM (qazQh)
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Ah, alimony.
Guess my ex lucked out.
Alimony is paying for a wrecked car, afaiac.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:51 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (KgpWR)
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you're taking the fun out of checking out my mothers best friends daughter on Facebook.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:52 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:52 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh)
Right?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:50 PM (0mRoj)
damn....
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 11:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:43 PM (qazQh)
************************
Heart?
1, - Stop smoking,
2, - 1 can of spinach and 1 can of either mustard or collard greens per week.
A little lard every now and then is OK.
Posted by: gNewt at March 31, 2017 11:53 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:53 PM (qazQh)
Yeah she gets HALF of that. Because , you know, she contributed and shit. You sign legal papers to make sure that even if she is Donald Trump's 5th wife, you still have to giver her half of it.
There is no 'true love'.
Just occasional happy coincidence.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:53 PM (KgpWR)
I've just always had a weird thing about some foods, and lard is one of them. Although I know I've been eating it for years, I just wasn't aware of it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:54 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:54 PM (qazQh)
Nah, I am just teasing. I know you're happy!
Hopefully she'll be able to tolerate hormone therapy when the day arrives.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:54 PM (lvu99)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:50 PM (0mRoj)
damn....
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 11:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Can't prove that last part, but all the indicators were there. So yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (lvu99)
Fly the Finance Guy!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
======
Fly is a Senior VP of Sales and Marketing. Please, Lord, do not lump me in with the shades over the eyes finance crowd.
My division makes all else possible.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (1JbJq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:54 PM (qazQh)
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Lucky you.
BRB.
Need a smoke.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (hVdx9)
beagles never complain. they fart, but never complain.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:56 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:56 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (lvu99)
Fly the Finance Guy!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
======
Fly is a Senior VP of Sales and Marketing. Please, Lord, do not lump me in with the shades over the eyes finance crowd.
My division makes all else possible.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (1JbJq)
Fine, but it doesn't have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:56 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 11:34
Oh yes, that wasn't counting the other drugs we get from others than the vet. It's crazy.
Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2017 11:56 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (0mRoj)
Well, from what you described I'm going to say you're probably right.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (S/hVx)
And that guitarist with the douchy hat? What's up with those disturbing facial expressions?
Posted by: Hernán Cortés at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (lvu99)
My division makes all else possible.
Posted by: Flyboy
*****
So you DON'T look like a young Dan Aykroyd pushing the Bag-O-Glass toy?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (hVdx9)
Wish I could do links for ya but ic you want to hear my front man in a band that is unfortunately no longer together go to utube and in the search box put True North followed by
South of Memphis
for good old, kickin' it American rock and roll
Something Wicked This Way Comes
that could be a theme song for a number of 'rons
Old Martin and a Mandolin
for those who complain that no one writes good old country any more
Other stuff will pop up on the right too
Leofb
Posted by: teej at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 11:58 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:58 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 11:57 PM (aMlLZ)
Unfortunately. You could get one of those "how to tell if your spouse is cheating" lists and I could check off almost every indicator.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 11:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 11:59 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 12:00 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 31, 2017 10:15 PM (kiSdp)
I have. Spent about 5-6 years going to the former Yugloslavia for about a month each year, vacationing. Made friends over the years and kept coming back. For me most interesting parts of the world former Yugoslavia and the 'Stans of Central Asia.
Anyway, long story short. Drove down from Dubrovnik, ended up at night in the hills over Cetinje (where a small blonde American female does not want to be) to check out the mausoleum of the famous poet/philosopher Petar II Petrovic (Njegos). Mausoleum closed. Like a day/night out of spooky Russian novel.
That said, all of the coastal parts of the former Yugoslavia are fabulous. And the histories, rich and complex. Got interested when I read Rebecca West, Black Lamb and Grey Falcon. To get quick idea take a spin on Wikipedia.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:00 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Hernán Cortés
Ariba~!
tinyurl.com/koamn66
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2017 12:00 AM (GgzGa)
They have three cats and a puppeh.
My daughter has two kittehs at my crib.
Fortunately, my friend and I live less than three minutes away.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:47
You sound like you are very busy w/ the animules. Best of luck. I recall you never had this many critters before?
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2017 12:00 AM (o/90i)
"Honey, how'd you tear that horrible hole in the crotch of your pants?"
"Oh Insomny sweetie, you wouldn't believe the freak accident I had..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:00 AM (qazQh)
PDT just Tweeted that he's firing Comey.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 11:59 PM (Co0D0)
What took him so long?
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 12:01 AM (xVuS6)
Sir and ma'am never left our family--along with please, thank you and holding doors open for people.
My kids do this, and so do theirs.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2017 12:01 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:01 AM (IcT7t)
Kind of their version of the "coexist" bumper sticker.
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Yup. Saw that hours ago.
Notice who is to the right and left of the Muslim?
Talk about having no grip on reality...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (hVdx9)
PDT just Tweeted that he's firing Comey.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 11:59 PM (Co0D0)
WHAT?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (tHwdc)
My division makes all else possible.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (1JbJq)
The marketers at my company think the same thing. Tough to sell a product that we don't engineer.
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (kiSdp)
Was it just that people change (and for the worse) that leads to the marriage going sour?
Or are there signs that something is wrong from the beginning, but they just get overlooked/missed/hidden/rationalized away?
Sorry for the possibly painful question; I'm genuinely curious, and perhaps it could help a 'Ron or 'Ette in the future.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (q1+kD)
BRB.
Need a smoke.
Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 11:55 PM (sB1y1)
Breakfast of champions.
qdpsteve, there are a few studies about the benefits of green tea for heart health. I'm not one to follow the latest health fad, but Japan is a country that smokes, drinks, works, stresses, suppresses emotion until their eyes bleed, and lives alone humping cartoon waifu pillows, and they have the highest life expectancy of any nation. Some legit studies seem to show that green tea and fish plays a part.
Could be the pillows though.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:03 AM (0mRoj)
There's no raison d'etre
My only hope is one day I'll forget
The pain of knowing what can never be
With or without love it's all the same to me
g'nite
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 01, 2017 12:03 AM (KgpWR)
PDT just Tweeted that he's firing Comey.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 31, 2017 11:59 PM (Co0D0)
What took him so long?
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 12:01 AM (xVuS6)
It's not showing on my browser.
Posted by: gNewt at April 01, 2017 12:03 AM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:03 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (smD62)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (Co0D0)
I always thought that what marketing promised the customer was the design spec, whether physically possibly or not.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 11:34
Oh yes, that wasn't counting the other drugs we get from others than the vet. It's crazy.
Posted by: Farmer
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My nephew's daughter is planning on going to Vet school. I told him I thought it was a good choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (ZO497)
**waddles out of thread**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin
Release the raping seals!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (smD62)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 11:56 PM (qazQh)
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I will when I feel like quitting.
Right now, I'm not feeling it.
5-6 cigs a day isn't exactly all that serious.
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (sB1y1)
Something in the classic scientific model of American diets is just unaccounted for. I definitely think low carb diets are a big step, but just one step, toward better understanding.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (qazQh)
High school rebel and a beauty queen
Standing together in an angry world
One boy fighting for one girl
Daddy never gave momma a diamond ring
Momma never worried for anything
What he gave her came from the heart
A bond that was never torn apart
An old man kneeling all alone
Plants his flowers in a garden of stone
For seven years now she's been gone
And his devotion is still going strong
I want to be loved like that
I want to be loved like that
A promise, you can't take back
If you're gonna love me
I want to be loved like that
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (kiSdp)
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Also tough to sell a product that has no demand for it. This is a chicken and egg argument, circular.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 12:06 AM (1JbJq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:06 AM (qazQh)
Most of the major EU expansions in the last 20 years were preceded by admission to NATO. I would contend that the offer of being protected under NATO's umbrella was mostly a bribe to get the EU's foot in the door. The new members have certainly not provided a defensive benefit.
Bureaucrats in Brussels expand on their dream of a united Europe while their defense obligations continue to be heavily subsidized by the US. Turkey has the second largest military and sixth largest budget in NATO. As a military alliance it is pretty much a sham.
Posted by: Sjg at April 01, 2017 12:06 AM (gDSJf)
Yogurt
Soy
Life
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Re: rice cakes, Dr. Atkins was virulently anti-rice cake.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 12:06 AM (vRcUp)
***********************
My ex was telling me before we got married, and dare I say everyday after but I didn't pay attention.
Posted by: gNewt at April 01, 2017 12:07 AM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 12:06 AM (vRcUp)
I'm against them because they taste like paper.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 01, 2017 12:07 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 01, 2017 12:07 AM (GUBah)
You're welcome. As I said former Yugo fascinating. The history alone and the country -- beautiful water, very rough mountainous. Hope you get to go.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:07 AM (OU4q6)
Reusing rockets is a game-changer, no question about it. Until last night it was only a theoretical possibility. Now we know for a fact that it can be done. SpaceX is now the most advanced rocket manufacturer on Earth, and everyone else is going to have to scramble to catch up.
I linked this cartoon earlier. It is teh awesome:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lbnqnw7
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
I get the distinct impression that people simply do not understand the impact on launch providers this achievement has. No other launch provider on earth can compete with this...not even NASA. No one else is doing this, no one else can do this, and no one else was planning on doing this.
I don't believe any amount of scrambling at this stage is going to get anyone else caught up. The Chinese technological juggernaut, (which relies on Russian hardware and expertise)....well, they can go back to manufacturing rubber dog shit. The Russians have a five year plan to refurbish their surplus Soviet made rocket engines. ESA has it's Ariane family of boosters....big and shiny boosters, and quite expensive.
They have to compete against SpaceX which has slashed 80% off the cost of putting hardware into space.
They laughed at SpaceX four years ago, laughed at the Grasshopper, laughed at their spectacular failures...but I guarantee, they're not laughing now.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 01, 2017 12:07 AM (EJFGC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
--------------
Those of us in R&D always lived in fear of what the marketing weasels would promise the customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
"Baby, you've been gone all night! You didn't even call!!"
"Oh yeah, about that... my crazy boss insisted on throwing us all a quick bonus trip to Vegas, but I didn't have any money to gamble, and for some weird reason my cell phone wouldn't work on the bus or in the casino..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (qazQh)
>>>Never trust a penguin people.
Besides, they're the sluts of the sea!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (hVdx9)<<<
B-b-but... we're so dapper.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2017 12:00 AM (o/90i)
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Actually, I'm very familiar with two kittehs turning into a dozen...
Fun time for 'Lil SMFH at NAS Alameda (1976-1980).
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 12:09 AM (sB1y1)
Was it just that people change (and for the worse) that leads to the marriage going sour?
Or are there signs that something is wrong from the beginning, but they just get overlooked/missed/hidden/rationalized away?
Sorry for the possibly painful question; I'm genuinely curious, and perhaps it could help a 'Ron or 'Ette in the future.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:02 AM (q1+kD)
That's tough. I don't think they're mutually exclusive, but it tends to favor one or the other depending on the person. In my case, there were some red flags that I didn't understand at the time, but do now with the benefit of hindsight and a lot of research. I was also conditioned to believe that certain problematic behaviors were just a normal part of male-female relationships, when they were not acceptable and shouldn't have been tolerated. By the time I figured this out, it was WAY too late for me.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:09 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:09 AM (smD62)
**waddles out of thread**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 12:04 AM (Co0D0)
Dick. I'm feeding you to Shamu.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:10 AM (0mRoj)
UCONN's 111 game win streak is broken!
STATE WILL PLAY FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
Morgan "Itty Bitty" William, all of 5'5" hits the game winner at the buzzer!
Posted by: Country Singer at April 01, 2017 12:11 AM (GUBah)
"Baby, you've been gone all night! You didn't even call!!"
That's actually not too far off real life.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:11 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:11 AM (smD62)
Or are there signs that something is wrong from the beginning, but they just get overlooked/missed/hidden/rationalized away?
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In my case, I changed.
Which caused him to change.
By the time our daughters grew up, we grew apart.
*shrugs*
We lasted twenty years, so there's that.
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 12:11 AM (sB1y1)
Are Americans generally welcome? Is English commonly spoken there?
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (q1+kD)
I probably should quit smoking also. Done it from time to time in my life, never really smoked heavily at any point.
Nowadays a pack of cigarettes per month is it. Maybe more under high stress conditions.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
=====
Then you had shitty Marketing weasels. Sell the dream, live the nightmare is no way to either make money or keep customers happy.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (1JbJq)
Putin/Russia can do all sorts of stupid or unpleasant stuff that is not material to our interests. They have been.
Yep - just checked our interests - they're fine. Or not. But not because of anything Putin does/doesn't do.
Western Europe - old NATO - has long since made a conscious decision to be more/less supine in the face of Russian misbehavior. In cold realpolitik terms, they've made a defensible choice (the wrong one, I think, but not insane or incredibly dangerous).
To steal/paraphrase an old Kissinger quip, Montenegro is a dagger pointed at the heart of ..... well, wait, I'll look it up.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 01, 2017 12:13 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:13 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (q1+kD)
No problem. If sharing any part of my experience can help just one person, then I don't mind doing it.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:13 AM (0mRoj)
Dilbert used to do stuff on how difficult the marketers would make life for the engineers.
"You told the customer our product could fly!"
"That's your problem, I did my job and sold the product."
"You told them it can make them invisible and give them eternal life too!!!"
"Nyah nyah, sounds like I'm better at my job than you."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (qazQh)
Thanks buddy. I'm certainly not unique in the area.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
Indeed. We have paid numerous times for that. We'd be better off w/o our marketing. Probably an exception though.
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (kiSdp)
Besides, they're the sluts of the sea!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (hVdx9)<<<
B-b-but... we're so dapper.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin
****
You don't fool me.
And that sliding on the belly thing? You're lucky humans don't know that it's a form of penguin masturbation. They think it's cute.
If only they knew. If only they knew.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 10:51 PM (PqqkK)
THAT would take this blog to new heights when it comes to comments on a thread. Could the hamsters survive such a brutal test? Or would Pixy just pack it in by reviewing past gun threads to find a suitable suicide weapon?
A thread like that would be one for the ages which, in internet years, is about 6 months.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: gNewt at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Define "smart."
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (0mRoj)
nightmare is no way to either make money or keep customers happy.
I had one of the shittiest. Sold support contracts and didn't tell the people who were supposed to do the work. We get blindsided by calls, he drives off in his Dodge Viper.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
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Depends.
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (sB1y1)
I want to be loved like that
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 01, 2017 12:05 AM (rJUlF)
A wise man once said, "Any sane man wants to be missed, to be mourned, to have his soul sated by the tears of those he loved, and loved him."
How many more tears, darlin;? How many more will it take?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 12:16 AM (tHwdc)
basic level. But, it does make me sad we don't live in a world where the
guy asks for the number, the guy calls, the guy is the pursuer. I was
just always raised that way. Times are changing, and it's hard for me to
change with them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 10:33 PM (smD62)
You get to respond - he's already made the first move by giving you his number. After that, the two of you decide how it's going to be.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)
I stumbled across some guy named Steve Williams on youtube a couple weeks ago who says the same thing. Chat her up for a few minutes, give her your number and move on.
Not sure what to think about it either.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 12:16 AM (D2vc1)
Oh, and we hold doors open too.
Yes sir, you can get your microagressions by the bushel here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2017 12:17 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 12:17 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 12:17 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 12:17 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:18 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:15 AM (IcT7t)
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Being straight up and honest is how I get to where I am. Not about to change now.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 12:18 AM (1JbJq)
Getting your heart broke into a million pieces happens to everyone regardless if you get married or not.
Posted by: Max Power at April 01, 2017 12:18 AM (QCc6B)
To steal/paraphrase an old Kissinger quip, Montenegro is a dagger pointed at the heart of ..... well, wait, I'll look it up.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (+wjl1)
I always thought that was about Chile (??) a dagger pointed at the heart of Antarctica. I could be horribly off base here.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:19 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
Fun time for 'Lil SMFH at NAS Alameda (1976-1980)
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 12:09
LOL we've had the same happen.
We had a pup, small mutt that thought would only give birth to 3 pups. No, no way..she birthed out 10!
We did find homes for all of them, cept the one I ran over leaving for work. I felt so bad, she was a cute thing, one blue eye and one brown eye.
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2017 12:20 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Heheheheheheheheheeehehe BWAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA...
What's your grift?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2017 12:20 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
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Then you had shitty Marketing weasels. Sell the dream, live the nightmare is no way to either make money or keep customers happy.
Posted by: Flyboy
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That might be one reason that they went out of business.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:20 AM (ZO497)
Getting your heart broke into a million pieces happens to everyone regardless if you get married or not.
Posted by: Max Power
not if you disappoint them first!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I'm a college professor. So yes, I'm quite intelligent. Just ask me.
Posted by: Professor George Ciccariello-Maher at April 01, 2017 12:21 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)<<<
I'm smart.
Posted by: Fredo C. at April 01, 2017 12:21 AM (Co0D0)
Technically, I guess I did spend time in one 'stan. The Armenian word of Armenia is Hayastan (HI-yestan). Different animal.
For some reason this reminds me of my favorite visiting dignitary fiasco story.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Marketeers at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Max Power at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
Getting your heart broke into a million pieces happens to everyone regardless if you get married or not.
Posted by: Max Power
not if you disappoint them first!
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
A preemptive strike. Yes. Yesssss. They'll never see it coming. Muwhahahahaha!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:23 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:23 AM (+wjl1)
Thank you, wherever you are! (Some of us still DO appreciate that kind gesture.)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at April 01, 2017 12:24 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 11:14 PM (PqqkK)
Would be interested in your (and anyone else's) opinion on how worthwhile that is.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 12:24 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 12:24 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)<<<
I'm your dingleberry.
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at April 01, 2017 12:24 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: ibguy at April 01, 2017 12:25 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Marketeers
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Yeah, about that... you know who was never working late, or weekends? You guys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:25 AM (ZO497)
I've been waiting a long time for someone to produce a film or miniseries on the conquest of Mexico. It's got all the elements of a blockbuster like Braveheart, Gladiator, Game of Thrones, and Band of Brothers.
-Cortes burning his ships so there's no going back.
-His romance with Malinche
-The savagery of the Aztecs, but also the wonder that was Tenochtitlan
I have no idea why it hasn't been done yet.
Posted by: gewa76 at April 01, 2017 12:25 AM (B6OKy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
Adding RAM makes everything better, always.
Serious Eats for pancake science.
http://www.seriouseats.com/pancakes
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 12:26 AM (8nWyX)
my favorite diner makes dinner-plate size pancakes which are not crepe thin but thinner than the average pancake and have surface that is almost leathery. you pour the syrup on and it runs off to the side.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 12:26 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Max Power at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (QCc6B)
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True, but apparently you have never been able to avail yourself of this wonderful experience. Amiright, or Amiright?
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 12:26 AM (1JbJq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
++++
More memory.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 12:26 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: yankeefifth
The real question is: why would you want to waste your time doing that in the first place? How many hospitals will it build? How many hungry children with curable diseases will it save from death? How many women in oppressive male cultures will it give educational and business opportunities to?
So I put it to you: what about dedicating more of your time to fighting intersectional oppression? Now that would be smart.
Posted by: Professor George Ciccariello-Maher at April 01, 2017 12:26 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April
yeah, why can't we just have fucking posts?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Emmie at March 31, 2017 11:15 PM (xVuS6)
If you're still here Emmie, I have TOS and Options House accounts. Plenty good enough for a small fry like me.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 12:27 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)<<<
Oh, I got this. I know all about pancakes.
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at April 01, 2017 12:28 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
++++
More heat with a longer cooking time. They won't stay fluffy for long.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 12:28 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:29 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:29 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:07 AM (OU4q6)
Are Americans generally welcome? Is English commonly spoken there?
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:12 AM (kiSdp)
I was there in the 90s. Since the war and the big increased tourism I am sure it is different. Europeans commonly went to certain areas of Former Yugo on holiday.
My experience generally is that along the coast and in tourist areas English is spoken and understood. Some kind of English. My experience also is that small towns in land and in the hilly, mountainous regions very different story. And can be dangerous.Are Americans generally welcome? That's always a difficult question for me. That's why it's important to know the history and current politics of a country, I think. OTH, it's often individual. I traveled solo mostly and didn't broadcast it anywhere that I was American. Not that I am not proud to be. Sometimes not the smartest thing for me.Again, OTH, once in the FS someone asked me if I was scared (I was) and I said "Of course not. I'm an American". Like the Marines would storm the beachhead or something.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:29 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 12:24 AM (aMlLZ)
Tell me about it. I must have been married in another dimension. Makes me think, fuck, what's the point in ever trying to find something wonderful again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:29 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 12:24 AM (aMlLZ)
The divorce related ones are worse, my God.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 12:30 AM (lvu99)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:30 AM (ZO497)
(and how ridiculous is it that there is even such a thing as a "bathroom bill" in any legislature in the US?)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:31 AM (+wjl1)
And if you insist that being single is better, you better have a good plan for your old age. Being old and alone sucks.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 01, 2017 12:31 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 01, 2017 12:31 AM (ZMyoC)
I'm running 64 bit Windows 10 over a metered wireless connection on a limited budget.
Posted by: Transparent Lee at April 01, 2017 12:33 AM (0FIaH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa)
I'm not complaining, I'm just at a loss. The women here sound like great women, and the dudes are pretty normal, well normal to me anyway, which may not be a good thing lol.
I just can't imagine how fucked up it is out there that these people can't find somebody normal.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2017 12:33 AM (qazQh)
Awesome, thanks. I'll put more in the piggy bank for a trip.
Posted by: F.N.G. at April 01, 2017 12:33 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 31, 2017 11:20 PM (hVdx9)
When did fat trudie disappear?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 12:34 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 12:34 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 12:30 AM (lvu99)
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Of course they are. Experince it once, and you will know why that is so.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 12:35 AM (1JbJq)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Why should we answer your harmful, useless questions? Why have you not considered re-orienting your priorities? And who are you making these pancakes for? Yourself? Who needs those pancakes more? Your butt, or the starving children in Latin America that you have spent your life exploiting?
Posted by: Professor George Ciccariello-Maher at April 01, 2017 12:35 AM (vRcUp)
For those of you who did not see today's 'Pickles' cartoon:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lqbuqja
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 12:35 AM (ZO497)
It genuinely makes me wonder whether meeting someone in hs/college and marrying them is really the only way to get it done anymore.
I mean I know it's not. Logically, it's not. But, still....it feels like an uphill battle.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:35 AM (smD62)
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM (cPsPa)
I had biznyess in the High Pamirs ("roof of the world") but couldn't get there due to festivities in Dushanbe. But the route people took then would give one a good look at Uzbekistan.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
Splinters
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 12:29 AM (hVdx9)<<<
That's why the ice is nice. **goes off to slide around on belly**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: otho at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 01, 2017 12:37 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2017 12:38 AM (JZdsf)
Samarkand. Not as much time as I wanted, but yes. Based in Bishkek - 2 years, business in Fergana and throughout country. Dushanbe. Yikes. Had a friend/colleague spent a year in Tajikistan. I "admired"
that country from a healthy distance.Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:39 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:39 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 12:36 AM
Aw, c'mon man! Not in public! Get a room or something!
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:39 AM (q1+kD)
BOAAS, BOAAS, BOAAS, BOAAS, BOAAS, BOAAS, BOAAS
Posted by: gNewt at April 01, 2017 12:40 AM (dkHoZ)
thanks for the advice, much appreciated. I also rushed into attempted online dating while separated and only realized later on how asinine that was in my case, but that was a long time ago.
Puddleglum at March 31, 2017 11:30 PM
thanks. I also like being single, but I just can't shake the feeling that i'm missing out on some really juicy stuff...
Or are there signs that something is wrong from the beginning, but they just get overlooked/missed/hidden/rationalized away?
this in my case. almost everyone isn't presenting their actual true self in the first few weeks/months but it comes out quickly (your first fight?) and that's when you need to abandon ship (titanic) and not bail water with a tin cup hoping for the best.
p.s. i thought i was bitter and cynical until reading this thread and hearing from those had had their lives destroyed by the fairer sex...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 01, 2017 12:40 AM (TixTl)
You're telling me!!
:::adjusts fur loincloth:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 01, 2017 12:40 AM (ZMyoC)
"Probably gluten. Try using your standard recipe and then mixing it for longer than usual - easier if you have a mixer, obviously. Alternatively, look up a recipe for swedish pancakes. They use more milk and egg, and little / no rising agents like baking soda."
"Heavier flour, more baking powder, high fat liquid like whole milk, an extra egg for richness, longer time on the griddle."
"Try adding a little cornmeal too? I think that's the secret at my fave pancake place. They're quite yellow."
"Beating them more will give you that texture, too; it develops more gluten. That's the same reason to use AP instead of cake flour."
I am here to serve your pancake needs, people.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 12:41 AM (8nWyX)
So, I was gonna join several years ago. Got signed up, filled out their questionnaire which at the time, I don't know if it steal is....is a beast. It's like taking the SAT would have taken less time.
So, I get done, and it tells me I fall into the 2% 4% I can't remember the number, but this small percentage that eHarmony would be be beneficial for.
eHarmony literally rejected me. That was a pretty low moment, not gonna lie.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:42 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 12:42 AM (7dpmG)
Just a thought. I always ferried from Italy. If you leave from Ancona it's an overnight. If you leave from Venice a day and night I think.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:42 AM (OU4q6)
However, my ex-wife's rat bastard attorney sure pocketed a shitload of that expense, and that he is enriched from it does gall me.
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 12:43 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 01, 2017 12:43 AM (ZMyoC)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:43 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2017 12:43 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:43 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Diners are enablers of factory farming, which basically puts animals into close confined torture chambers for the entirety of their short, painful lives, never allowing them to run free as they were meant to. Would you treat your dog that way? Diners also enable farming practices involving pesticides, which pollute the ground water that disproportionately affects underprivileged minority communities. Your diner pancake comes at a very high price of human misery and suffering. Doesn't that bother you at all?
Posted by: Professor George Ciccariello-Maher at April 01, 2017 12:44 AM (vRcUp)
Me and my buddy, Emmitt Fitz-Hume, had the craziest shit happen on the road to Dushanbe back in '85.
Posted by: Austin Millbarge at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (B6OKy)
In the mid-90s the president-for-life of the new former Soviet republic of Turkmenistan had a habit (probably an echo of ancient tradition) of giving spectacular white stallions as gifts to visiting dignitaries. The country (with some reason, probably) sees itself as the heirs of the Horde (the real one, not the AOSHQ one, morons) - thus, horses.
(I think one meaning of "turkmenbashi" - the title said president modestly bestowed on himself, is "great horseman of the Turkmen")
Anyway, from vague memory. VP Gore visits, gets white stallion as gift. Hilarity ensues between protocol (State) and logistics (USAF) people. Don't recall outcome.
Sometime later, Iranian big Rafsanjani visits. Gets white stallion as gift. Decides to get on and ride the fucking thing. Ooops. Horse takes off at a gallop, the evil Persian jihadi war criminal nearly falling off and clinging to his mount. Hilarity, or something else, ensues among Iranian bodyguards.
Sadly, Rafsanjani survived the experience. But it made for one hilarious reporting cable from Ashkabat.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (IcT7t)
I'm not sure that one can actually seek and find love. It's a mostly unfathomable element that finds you.
Posted by: otho at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (lmIoG)
G'night!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2017 12:46 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Austin Millbarge at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (B6OKy)
Was that where you encountered the dickfer?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 01, 2017 12:46 AM (ZMyoC)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 01, 2017 12:47 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)
From what I know that crazy is totally believable while being unbelievable.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:47 AM (OU4q6)
>>>*loops noose over rafter*
Not the best way to hang here, but suit yourself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 12:45 AM (IcT7t)<<<
Actually... that's hot!
Posted by: zombie David Carradine at April 01, 2017 12:47 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)
Ewe can never have too much ram.
And with that, I'm out for real. Later.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 12:48 AM (0mRoj)
"Probably gluten. Try using your standard recipe and then mixing it for longer than usual - easier if you have a mixer, obviously. Alternatively, look up a recipe for swedish pancakes. They use more milk and egg, and little / no rising agents like baking soda."
"Heavier flour, more baking powder, high fat liquid like whole milk, an extra egg for richness, longer time on the griddle."
"Try adding a little cornmeal too? I think that's the secret at my fave pancake place. They're quite yellow."
"Beating them more will give you that texture, too; it develops more gluten. That's the same reason to use AP instead of cake flour."
I am here to serve your pancake needs, people.
Posted by: hogmartin
you are an gentleman and a scholar and a moron
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa)
"Probably gluten. Try using your standard recipe and then mixing it for longer than usual - easier if you have a mixer, obviously. Alternatively, look up a recipe for swedish pancakes. They use more milk and egg, and little / no rising agents like baking soda."
"Heavier flour, more baking powder, high fat liquid like whole milk, an extra egg for richness, longer time on the griddle."
"Try adding a little cornmeal too? I think that's the secret at my fave pancake place. They're quite yellow."
"Beating them more will give you that texture, too; it develops more gluten. That's the same reason to use AP instead of cake flour."
I am here to serve your pancake needs, people.
Posted by: hogmartin
you are a gentleman and a scholar and a moron
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 12:49 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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No one needs more than 640K.
Posted by: Bill Gates at April 01, 2017 12:49 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2017 12:50 AM (JZdsf)
sad! if eHarmony rejects me i think i'm done and will go live in a cave , gathering berries...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 01, 2017 12:51 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)
All depends. In a laptop RAM is limited and expensive.
I don't know how complex your Excel stuff is, but 8GB is usually plenty. In a desktop, you can get to 32GB usually pretty cheap, and there is all that much you can do on a desktop at this point that would not cover.
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 12:51 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 12:51 AM (Tnhbr)
And with that, I'm out for real. Later.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor
thanks, night Insomniac - sin valor
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)
Dushanbe was "closed" to visitors because of some occasional small arms festivities. Ridiculous - but the standard at the time. Not long after, in a different locale, one katyusha could close the pool for the night, which was annoying. They almost always missed, and besides looked kinda cool going over at night.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:52 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2017 12:52 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 12:52 AM (6FqZa)
I don't know how complex your Excel stuff is, but 8GB is usually plenty. In a desktop, you can get to 32GB usually pretty cheap, and there is all that much you can do on a desktop at this point that would not cover.
Posted by: blaste
It is big and complicated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 12:54 AM (xVuS6)
It genuinely makes me wonder whether meeting someone in hs/college and marrying them is really the only way to get it done anymore.
I mean I know it's not. Logically, it's not. But, still....it feels like an uphill battle.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:35 AM (smD62)
You just have to keep at it. Its never easy. It wasn't easy when you're in college either. Most of the "easy" ones are divorced by now anyway.
Finding a soul mate isn't easy, but they are out there. The secret is to not spend too much time with the wrong one, and that means getting into the dating market and knocking them down like bowling pins till you find the right one, and you will know it. Its always going to take work. My wife and I had nothing in common when we met, well very little anyway, but she had the qualities I wanted, and I had what she needed, and we built off of that. It took work, but the result is great.
You have to keep at it, nothing good comes from the easy way.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 12:54 AM (aMlLZ)
I tell you one gawt-dam thing and that is that there is not a man alive that I would let ruin the rest of my life over.
I would lay down and die for my husband without batting an eye; I love him more today than I did when I married him almost 30 years ago, though god knows I'd like to strangle him at times, but if he left me tomorrow, I'd be sad, I'd be upset, but I damn sure wouldn't let it destroy me.
Too proud, I guess.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 12:54 AM (lvu99)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
heh, the most desirable girl is the one that hates you, or rather has nothing but contempt and disdain for you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:54 AM (cPsPa)
It's not like hard drives, there's a limit. Just look up the maximum you can have. It's probably two or four times what you currently have.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 12:55 AM (hBig8)
So, I was gonna join several years ago. Got signed up, filled out their questionnaire which at the time, I don't know if it steal is....is a beast. It's like taking the SAT would have taken less time.
So, I get done, and it tells me I fall into the 2% 4% I can't remember the number, but this small percentage that eHarmony would be be beneficial for.
eHarmony literally rejected me. That was a pretty low moment, not gonna lie.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 12:42 AM
Maybe certain particular choices showed a dislike or uncomfortableness with the on-line or anonymous aspect? Seems unlikely that it would be because of personality or preference. (Unless you had very specific criteria and they felt they couldn't fill them, perhaps?)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 12:56 AM (q1+kD)
Doesn't really hold a candle to porn as a foreign language learning tool, as discussed earlier here today (by the boss).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:56 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
Not sure what problem is being described.
Are you saying Excel is too slow to load, too slow to load any/all files, too slow on a particular file, too slow to save/close, too slow to recalculate?
Posted by: dDan at April 01, 2017 12:57 AM (hwYmz)
I would lay down and die for my husband without batting an eye; I love him more today than I did when I married him almost 30 years ago, though god knows I'd like to strangle him at times, but if he left me tomorrow, I'd be sad, I'd be upset, but I damn sure wouldn't let it destroy me.
Too proud, I guess.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
well that and you wold be too busy shooing drooling morons off your porch with your shotgun. y'all get out of here with your candy, flowers, and jewels.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:57 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 01, 2017 12:57 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Locke Common at April 01, 2017 12:58 AM (OVofP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 12:58 AM (7dpmG)
First, I have to laugh at the puffery of those CA Presidents for Life. Same guy in Kazakhstan for how long now?
I can imagine your story Because.... I, a decent equestrian really -- not great but I can handle myself -- went on picnic in the mountains with my staff. Big to do. Kyrgyz horses. Not fancy white stallions. Tough. I was offered, and stupidly accepted, to ride. Very very tough to handle with any dignity at all. And lucky not to have fallen off. Those horses are amazing. And I can just imagine the Horde across the steps.
I was glad to have survived. Sucks that Rafsanjani did as well. As for the hilarity of the cables, I am pretty sure I was discussed in full ridicule.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 12:58 AM (OU4q6)
Are you saying Excel is too slow to load, too slow to load any/all files, too slow on a particular file, too slow to save/close, too slow to recalculate?
Posted by: dDan at April
have a fairly big set of data I am working with; hundreds of thousands of rows, hundreds of columns. I would prefer to keep it altogether and not break it up into separate workbooks. the problem is that it bogs down and freezes up or at least takes forever to calculate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
I know! How can I trust them if they obviously don't have any standards?
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 12:59 AM (/cksx)
the place i'm at is that i'd rather have my heart broken once again that endure more of this crippling loneliness...
tis better to have loved and lost...yada yada yada
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 01, 2017 12:59 AM (TixTl)
I know! How can I trust them if they obviously don't have any standards?
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The Groucho Principle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2017 01:00 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 01, 2017 01:00 AM (GUBah)
Two other things to note are that SSDs are amazing for loading stuff (e.g. complicated spreadsheets) and if you're running a 32-bit OS like some old XP versions, you won't get any benefit beyond 8GB of RAM.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 01:01 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 01:02 AM (Tnhbr)
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You can't use Excel on a Mac?
News to me, since I have the entire Office suite on my Mac.
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 01:02 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
It rejected me, about a year or so ago. I haven't been back. It asks you a bunch of questions that invite you to admit to negative emotions, like "Have you ever felt hopeless about the possibility of meeting anyone", but in such a way that you think it is just a compatibility question. Then at the end BOOM! "Sorry, we cannot help you. Have a nice day".
So off to the escort website or craigslist personals.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 01:02 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: t-bird
I am willing to buy something new and pay for whatever amount of ram is necessary to get the job done.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:03 AM (cPsPa)
Or, ya know, some finely smoked baby-backs.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 01:03 AM (lvu99)
Duh, there are steps and then there are steppes.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 01:04 AM (OU4q6)
I would lay down and die for my husband without batting an eye; I love him more today than I did when I married him almost 30 years ago, though god knows I'd like to strangle him at times, but if he left me tomorrow, I'd be sad, I'd be upset, but I damn sure wouldn't let it destroy me.
Too proud, I guess.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 12:54 AM (lvu99)
I'm glad you said that, because always in the back of my mind I think shit...tammy would bitchslap her way to the next man till she found him. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:05 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Why'd you have to go and make the spreadsheet complicated?
Posted by: Excel Lavigne at April 01, 2017 01:05 AM (vRcUp)
* fans self*
OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you back into it??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 01:05 AM (lvu99)
BTW, an incredible a**hole, based on one real-life data point. But I think it's a reliable one-data-point graph. Other big media folks, some of them not much more beloved of the horde than Shemp, are actually pretty decent in person.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 01:06 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 01:06 AM (7dpmG)
Are you back into it??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2017 01:05 AM (lvu99)
Yup. The place in Pasadena does open forges on Fridays, so I'm going to try and make it a couple of times a month. And there are quite a few tango groups in the area, so I'll be able to get out at least once most weeks, when school isn't too busy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 01:07 AM (Tnhbr)
News to me, since I have the entire Office suite on my Mac.
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 01:02 AM (sB1y1)
As do I. Just use Activity Monitor instead, hon
I just assumed Windows because when people are working with flippin' huge spreadsheets, it's usually Windows.
Actually the platform/application thing raises another question - is Excel the right tool for this job? I've seen people struggle with monstrous spreadsheets that would be pretty trivial to manage with PostgreSQL or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 01:08 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April
yeah, why can't we just have fucking posts?
Pretty much. ONTs used to be silly fun: booze, drugs, guns, lingerie & shoe shopping, men in kilts...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:08 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 01, 2017 01:08 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 01:10 AM (+wjl1)
Just a phase. I think it was like this a few months ago, too.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 01:11 AM (ysprU)
So off to the escort website or craigslist personals.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 01:02 AM (vRcUp)
Sometimes I would love to fill one of those things out just to see what would happen. I don't exactly live in normal space time, so my answers might fuck up their shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:12 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 01, 2017 01:12 AM (ZMyoC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:08 AM (hscyr)
All we got to do is steer it that way, anything goes here.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:13 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 12:54 AM (xVuS6)
I forgot how much OH charges, but I think it's a little more than that.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 01:15 AM (D2vc1)
Can't decide between revolver or pistol (1911), so taking both. Match is revolver-friendly (6-shot multiples of targets in each stage).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 01:15 AM (+wjl1)
A good question. Excel is not a database or a programming language.
For instance, text processing is many thousands of times faster in perl than Excel.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 01:16 AM (8zL5i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:08 AM (hscyr)
All we got to do is steer it that way, anything goes here.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:13 AM
So there I was...marooned in the shoe department of a closed J.C. Penney's, with only a bottle of whisky, some aspirin, a sawed-off shotgun, and my lucky boxers. Unfortunately, I had lost my best kilt a half-hour earilier...
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 01:17 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at April 01, 2017 01:18 AM (9LDED)
Penney's, with only a bottle of whisky, some aspirin, a sawed-off
shotgun, and my lucky boxers. Unfortunately, I had lost my best kilt a
half-hour earilier...
I'll go get some logs for the fire, this sounds like it's gonna be a good one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 01:17 AM (q1+kD)
Sooo, I'm guessing the wife took you shoe shopping?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Appreciate response. Not an expert, but I find it interesting.
W/out knowing how much leeway you have it's hard to make a guess.
w/out knowing how deep you are into Excel, it's hard to make a guess.
It could be a memory problem, a problem w/ too many volatile formulas, a used range problem.
If you turn calculation off, make changes, then manually recalc, what does it do?
Can you do this w/ this file?
Do you have access to VBA?
Posted by: dDan at April 01, 2017 01:21 AM (hwYmz)
few days.
Dushanbe .... Not long
after, in a different locale, one katyusha could close the pool for the
night, which was annoying. They almost always missed, and besides
looked kinda cool going over at night.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 12:52 AM (+wjl1)
I do agree re. High Pamirs. But only one day in Dushanbe,
I gratefully never even came within a whiff of a katyusha in all my years over there. But when I went to Yugo, Russia, and CA -- there was the bubbling under the surface. Interesting times.
Thanks for the chat -- I read your comments and book recs. Enjoy them Have a good night rhomboid. And to all morons and 'ettes -- Peace and grace. Out.
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 01:22 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:13 AM (aMlLZ)
Yeeeaaahhhh, haven't seen that be too successful here for a good while now. I have plenty of suck IRL. This place used to be a happy distraction. Now, most of the time it's all bitter singles, all the time, spreading their cloud.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:23 AM (sGW2N)
I'm frustrated over eOption. It usually works, but when it doesn't, it's expensive. It's hard to get out of a trade if the bid-ask spread info is wrong. They no longer have a "just sell it now" button. If you hit market price, it enters the appropriate amount assuming the info is correct. If the info is off the trade doesn't execute.
I was looking at support articles or emailing tech support or something, and saw some text is Russian. Russians hacked my trading platform!
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 01:23 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 01, 2017 01:25 AM (JZdsf)
now. I have plenty of suck IRL. This place used to be a happy
distraction. Now, most of the time it's all bitter singles, all the
time, spreading their cloud.
If I don't "spread my cloud" my lower large intestine will explode.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:25 AM (IcT7t)
I have been summoned
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at April 01, 2017 01:18 AM (9LDED)
The grail light still works!!!!!!! Spread some cheer, post an ab shot for Ms Tammy & I! Or should I just link to that nice little snapshot of your ass?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:25 AM (sGW2N)
Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2017 01:26 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:19 AM (aMlLZ
At Penney's? You'd best share whatever you're smoking cause it's some good shit
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:28 AM (sGW2N)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:08 AM (hscyr)
well, hopefully it will be again. your list is missing one or two things.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:28 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
Are you serious about that? If so the gold standard is OkCupid.com
They show you "percentages" of how well you match with someone, but those percentages are based on your answers to questions. How many? Several hundred. I shit you not. "Do you think people who like guns are evil? Yes, No, Don't care, Strongly disagree, strongly agree, etc" Do you think sex should be just for fun or only for love? How often do you brush your teeth? Are you religious? How important is politics to you? Then they give you some pattern matching IQ test type questions.
Then you get to fill out a profile: favorite movies, personal summary, favorite foods/books, etc. etc.
Posted by: Excel Lavigne at April 01, 2017 01:29 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:23 AM (sGW2N)
Well I guess even I'm guilty of trying be more serious here than in normal life. I have a unique brand of comedic asshole I fight to keep in check. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:29 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:23 AM (sGW2N)
oh hell yeah. you come here to get away from the suck and blow off steam. now you go to work to forget this place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (vRcUp)
I guess that countz as GAINZZ.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 01:31 AM (7dpmG)
They show you "percentages" of how well you match with someone, but those percentages are based on your answers to questions. How many? Several hundred. I shit you not. "Do you think people who like guns are evil? Yes, No, Don't care, Strongly disagree, strongly agree, etc" Do you think sex should be just for fun or only for love? How often do you brush your teeth? Are you religious? How important is politics to you? Then they give you some pattern matching IQ test type questions.
Then you get to fill out a profile: favorite movies, personal summary, favorite foods/books, etc. etc.
Posted by: Excel Lavigne at April 01, 2017 01:29 AM (vRcUp)
Shit man, is this a dating site or GATTACA?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:31 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (MZcWR)
Funny, I'd just come to the conclusion that I need to start drinking more.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 01:31 AM (Tnhbr)
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Let the that comedic asshole blow!
Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2017 01:32 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:25 AM (IcT7t)
Hit the head, and light a match when you're done, sheesh. Heathen.
And don't be passing your bad habits to the 2 year old!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:32 AM (hscyr)
Do you think sex should be just for fun or only for love?
How often do you brush your teeth? Are you religious? How important is politics to you? Then they give you some pattern matching IQ test type questions.
Then you get to fill out a profile: favorite movies, personal summary, favorite foods/books, etc. etc.
Posted by: Excel Lavigne at April 01, 2017 01:29 AM (vRcUp)
what the hell kind of question is that? do you get a grade? pretty sure if you answer that one wrong you should get the heave ho from the site. from here too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:33 AM (cPsPa)
She seems better: regained use of right hand (leg, not so much), able to use walker to walk several feet at a time, better sentences, is returning phone calls.
Scans set for next week, may tell us more about what's happening.
Thank you so much for asking.
Posted by: ibguy at March 31, 2017 11:51 PM (vUcdz)
--And thank you for your reply.
Today was my mom's birthday.
It has been ups and downs for me with work and family this week.
Know that a stranger has you and your family in mind and in prayers.
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 01:33 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: SMFH at April 01, 2017 01:33 AM (sB1y1)
what the hell kind of question is that? do you get a grade? pretty sure if you answer that one wrong you should get the heave ho from the site. from here too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:33 AM (cPsPa)
Everyone knows that the correct answer is, "for the camera."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 01:34 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:35 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (MZcWR)
Now, that is depressing!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 01, 2017 01:35 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 01:35 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Hi, y'all!
Wasn't "Comedic Assholes" the original name of the Butthole Surfers?
* burp *
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at April 01, 2017 01:38 AM (M2urV)
Posted by: gracepmc at April 01, 2017 01:38 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:30 AM (cPsPa)
That doesn't work anymore for me. The pc police jumped on a single word my fabulous boss said & shit canned him. He's a good man, and he made us laugh all day which made the cocksucking senior management bearable.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:39 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 01:41 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:39 AM (hscyr)
I swear to god, this is why I stayed a metal musician. We brake for nobody, and piss off everybody. lol
I am soooo non pc. the shit I say in real life would get me banned. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:42 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:44 AM (aMlLZ)
I hope, at least, is was something as serious as cunt or whore, but I somehow doubt it.
It wasn't ma'am, was it?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 01, 2017 01:44 AM (GzDYP)
I was looking at support articles or emailing tech support or something, and saw some text is Russian. Russians hacked my trading platform!
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2017 01:23 AM (xVuS6)
I had that problem a couple times with MB Trading way back when (they've been bought out now by somebody).
They don't sound very reliable, which is key. Sounds like you need to move on, even if you end up paying a little more per contract. It'll be worth it when you need it.
How are you doing? I haven't done anything since my election day trade.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 01:45 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker
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Dude, you're in a J.C. Penney's. The ladies wear is just over there. The big difference in a 'skirt' and a 'kilt' is mostly in how it self-identifies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2017 01:48 AM (ZO497)
Mean ol' "PaPa" made him cry tonight.
Hot dogs on the grill, he comes in to the house and I lose sight of him for maybe 5 seconds. He's already reaching up to where the buns are and pulling a bag down. I let loose a "Get out of here!" He runs to the other room crying.
Inconsolable for about 30 seconds, then he wants a movie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:49 AM (IcT7t)
It wasn't ma'am, was it?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 01, 2017 01:44 AM (G
No, none of those. Harassment policies in progressive workplaces pretty much come down to everything can be considered offensive, like sneezing wrong, if someone is out to get you.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:49 AM (hscyr)
Bravo, sir! Good show!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:50 AM (IcT7t)
That doesn't work anymore for me. The pc police jumped on a single word my fabulous boss said & shit canned him. He's a good man, and he made us laugh all day which made the cocksucking senior management bearable.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
sigh
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:50 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 01:49 AM (hscyr)
I don't even go to the wife's work functions for the fear that I may slip and say something stupid.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:51 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:52 AM (cPsPa)
Stupid they could tolerate. The real problem is when you slip and say something that's true.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:51 AM (aMlLZ)
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THIS
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 01:53 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: yankeefifth
All the questions let you give an answer to the effect of "I am neutral, it doesn't matter".
And that is one of the problems with OkCupid questions. If there is a kinky girl out there, I don't want to answer "I think sex should only be for love" and not be matched. If there is a nice girl out there I don't want to answer "I think sex should be for fun" and not be matched. So I just answer "I don't care" to everything, and then it WARNS you, "If you keep answering I don't care, your answers are worthless and it will be harder to compute your percentage match with other people".
OkCupid is the kind of site that makes you think, "I just need to hang out in bars and meet people in person, because human interaction is something to subtle for a bunch of questions to match people up".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 01:53 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 01:50 AM (IcT7t)
Thanks. All I have left is some credit card debt and a loan I took out to pay the rent while I'm in grad school. If everything goes well in the next year, those will be paid off as well.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 01:54 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 01:52 AM
*quietly slips yankeefifth a map to Castle Anthrax*
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 01, 2017 01:54 AM (q1+kD)
years over there. But when I went to Yugo, Russia, and CA -- there was
the bubbling under the surface. Interesting times." . About 6 years ago,
AK-47s 9 pm to about 2 am or so, Rio, at street level, kinda entertaining at 7 - 8 floors up, they couldn't hit sh#t, I am now too old to put up with such stuff.
Posted by: stonecutter at April 01, 2017 01:57 AM (Bfr22)
Ah, the good old day.
Posted by: mindful webworker - snerkwerks at April 01, 2017 01:58 AM (M2urV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 01:53 AM (5i8+3)
You too huh?
I just don't fit. They don't expect me to be or look like I do. The women don't seem to mind, but the dudes, they all look at me weird. Stuffy scientists. One day I'm going to tell them to pound pluto in their ass.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:58 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:58 AM (aMlLZ)
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Fuck. That. Noise.
Goofy is more into that shit.
Posted by: Pluto at April 01, 2017 02:00 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: mindful
That was a very rare exception, and well you know it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:01 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 02:01 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:58 AM
The maybe a planet Pluto or the cartoon dog?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:03 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 01:53 AM (vRcUp)
Yup, and now that I'm drunk, I'm going to say it as it is.
Really guys??? Its a frigging meat market out there. Where the hell is your inner Viking? If you're single you should be out there fucking your way to the next galaxy. Don't hang all kinds of bullshit on it, go plow some shit. Be a frigging dude. Throw enough shit on the wall and something will stick.
As for the ladies, yeah no, ignore what I say. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Pluto at April 01, 2017 02:00 AM (sB1y1)
???i thought he was banging Minnie
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:05 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Pluto at April 01, 2017 02:05 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: SMFH while traversing the turret at April 01, 2017 02:06 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: stonecutter at April 01, 2017 02:06 AM (Bfr22)
Posted by: tunakermit at April 01, 2017 02:06 AM (YOK0I)
women don't seem to mind, but the dudes, they all look at me weird.
Stuffy scientists. One day I'm going to tell them to pound pluto in
their ass.
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with me it's because i'm SoCal native (shorts/t-shirts/DGAF) and more than a tad Alpha (totes politically incorrect)
add in equally versed in the medical field, and utterly unimpressed by titles, and yeah, bull, china shop, assembly prevention required.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 02:07 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 01:51 AM (aMlLZ)
I don't go to my husband's either. I don't have the same concerns that men do, but I hate superficial, walk-on-eggshell settings. I'd get him in trouble somehow.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 01, 2017 02:08 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Pffft. I read that and went yay, testosterone!!!! Guys say gross shitvto each other. It s just the way y'all roll. That's why the whole pussy grabbing thing was a big nothing burger to me.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:08 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:05 AM (hscyr)
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The fuck???
Who hasn't she screwed??
Posted by: Mickey at April 01, 2017 02:09 AM (sB1y1)
*climbs into tank and starts her up*
Posted by: Pluto at April 01, 2017 02:05 AM (sB1y1)
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just drop the ramp and we'll load him in the track...
he'll be right as rain in the morning, after a couple IVs and some O2
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 02:09 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: Mickey at April 01, 2017 02:10 AM (sB1y1)
Well, not that rare -- but it is fun when everybody gets loose on a theme like that, isn't it?
And as for what I "well know," naw, my blog reading is sporadic lately and I also wander away if the repartee isn't my cup of tee sometimes, so I can't really judge recent patterns.*
I jus' wanted to riff on good old yesterday joke. Couldn't help m'self.
*I consider any thread which has "posted by: bebe's boobs destroy" to be a good one, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a rare exception at April 01, 2017 02:11 AM (M2urV)
Really guys??? Its a frigging meat market out there. Where the hell is your inner Viking? If you're single you should be out there fucking your way to the next galaxy. Don't hang all kinds of bullshit on it, go plow some shit. Be a frigging dude. Throw enough shit on the wall and something will stick.
As for the ladies, yeah no, ignore what I say. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:03 AM (aMlLZ)
It's not that easy for some guys, for a variety of reasons.
Besides, once I get out of this financial shithole I keep getting stuck in, I just wanna spend my evenings in later years on my porch somewhere in Nowheresville central Texas drinking a Shiner or five and watching the sun set while I listen to some little traditional country station like I've been doing lately.
That right there eliminates 99.9% of them, so why bother?
Plus, with the cost of 2-3 nice dates you can get yourself a decent gun. Can never have too many of those.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:11 AM (D2vc1)
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except most of the meat these days seems to come from Brazil.
/yuck
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 02:12 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 02:01 AM (vRcUp)
Let me tell you. I go on this metal cruise every year as a civilian. Man, anything goes. I sit and watch the freak show, and I have seen every possible combination of couples. I get hit on by chicks half my age, twice my age, any color, from any country. There was this girl from costa Rica that wanted a picture with me. Man, she just snuggled right in with a body that didn't fucking quit. If I was single I would be forwarding my fucking mail, and that's around 2 months after they called off the search.
Short version, Asian or not, you got a Nordic chick in your future. I have seen it all.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:14 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 02:01 AM (vRcUp)
Don't sweat it, man. I've dated a Korean girl, a few white girls, and flirted with a black girl for a while, though it never went anywhere. My sister's married to a National Guardsman who's some kind of mix of euro, black, and American indian, he doesn't know for sure. Someone who's into you DGAF what your ethnic makeup is. Anybody who makes it a big deal isn't worth your time.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 02:14 AM (8nWyX)
* sighs *
* smiles *
* goes and hugs the Mrs. *
Posted by: mindful webworker - shrew taming done right at April 01, 2017 02:15 AM (M2urV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:08 AM (hscyr)
God love women like you. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:16 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: stonecutter at April 01, 2017 02:18 AM (Bfr22)
No ramp on an Abrams.
Posted by: Mickey at April 01, 2017 02:10 AM (sB1y1)
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never said there was: fairly certain that SMFH will tell you tanks don't do well w/o support, and, as an old Cav medic (1/18th ACR), i can tell you that, at least back then, we didn't leave home without 113's.
after all, if your shit didn't brew up. we had to get you out of there somehow.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 02:18 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2017 02:19 AM (cPsPa)
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sub "...always cut the cards." for full effect.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 02:20 AM (5i8+3)
That cruise sounds super entertaining. I'll just have to dig out my leather mini
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:20 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: stonecutter at April 01, 2017 02:18 AM (Bfr22)
That should be engraved on the top of the man card. Kinda like how In god we trust is on money. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:20 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 02:22 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:22 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2017 02:22 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:22 AM (D2vc1)
Yup, 60 metal bands, 4 stages, one big ass frigging ship.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:23 AM (aMlLZ)
JJ & Vic are calling.
So, time to toddle off into the realm of dreams, somewhere far away from these walking nightmares.
zzzzz *hic* zzzzz
*snerk* zzzzz *whu...?*
zzzz *put that back!* zzzzz
Posted by: mindful webworker - falls asleep on couch at April 01, 2017 02:26 AM (M2urV)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:27 AM (aMlLZ)
You're gonna melt the hull.
Before the fire starts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 02:28 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:23 AM (aMlLZ)
Oy vey. Bet that was an entertaining freak show.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:29 AM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 02:35 AM (IcT7t)
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Someone who's into you DGAF what your ethnic makeup is. Anybody who makes it a big deal isn't worth your time.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 01, 2017 02:14 AM (8nWyX)
Truth
Posted by: gNewt at April 01, 2017 02:35 AM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 02:36 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:29 AM (D2vc1)
Well, it is my element, so I'm way used to it. Some people just go a little over the top. Weird piercings , hair styles, overall appearances, etc. The Europeans are insane. One chick had her whole head shaved and tattooed with just this little blond clump of hair in the front. Shit like that.
Much boobs too, and not much imagination needed. My idea of mecca anyway.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2017 02:40 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:11 AM (D2vc1)
Guns can have nice racks, too.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2017 02:42 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 02:55 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 03:00 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 02:29 AM (D2vc1)
Well, it is my element, so I'm way used to it. Some people just go a
little over the top. Weird piercings , hair styles, overall
appearances, etc. The Europeans are insane. One chick had her whole head
shaved and tattooed with just this little blond clump of hair in the
front. Shit like that.
Much boobs too, and not much imagination needed. My idea of mecca anyway.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
****
I was in Vegas on Freemont st when a huge punk band gathering was going on. Much of the same stuff you mentioned.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 03:03 AM (hVdx9)
Shoot, ask that guitar strumming, ballad singing Austrian captain about why his sub got no free pass through Otranto.
Would have posted screed sooner but was hanging hardiebacker in a warped bathroom. Very trying.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 01, 2017 03:07 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 03:11 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 03:00 AM (hVdx9)
I haven't figured out how, but that would be nothing new.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 01, 2017 03:13 AM (D2vc1)
Thank you, sir. Not one of my better days. If you're ever in NYC, I will be glad to buy you a drink. And now I'd better stop myself, before I turn into Hillary. Goodnight all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 01, 2017 03:18 AM (vRcUp)
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being on a ship is like being in jail, with a chance of being drowned.
Posted by: Samuael Johnson at April 01, 2017 03:28 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: stonecutter at April 01, 2017 03:32 AM (Bfr22)
I like my woman nekked or in winter in bed under the covers. Don't we all want somebody to love, except the towel wrapped to tight boys?
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 01, 2017 03:35 AM (PX+kj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 03:36 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 01, 2017 03:42 AM (PX+kj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 03:36 AM (7dpmG)
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schisse!
now i want to go play "Tons of Steel"...
/hits mute button
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 03:42 AM (5i8+3)
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we should have just kept Mexico after they started the war we won...
hell, by now it might almost be civilized.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 03:45 AM (5i8+3)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 03:55 AM (5i8+3)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2017 04:27 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 04:35 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 04:44 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 04:51 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 05:03 AM (7dpmG)
Krak, are they in plaid?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2017 05:07 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2017 05:17 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2017 05:17 AM (wTwJ2)
You show one of these tacos to a Taco Bell employee, and they will cry in shame. I think Taco Bell counts the individual shreds of cheese they put on each taco, with that number not to exceed 9. That's an estimate, but a fair one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2017 05:29 AM (wTwJ2)
Why bother?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 01, 2017 05:32 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2017 05:34 AM (GPaiX)
I don't shop at Subway. We have way too many good PoBoy restaurants in the area. My fave is a little deli called Ben's Deli that serves up an awesome roast beef poboy for $8 plus tax.
Twelve inches of artery clogging goodness.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2017 05:40 AM (wTwJ2)
Prices increase and portions get smaller. You are wasting money on fast food.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 01, 2017 05:48 AM (d76uN)
For the most part, yes. There are a few deals out there that will push you to match on cost, counting the time/labor/energy factor.
For the most part, I prefer to make my own. But I also consider a bit of eating out as 'entertainment budget'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2017 05:55 AM (wTwJ2)
Prices increase and portions get smaller. You are wasting money on fast food.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 01, 2017 05:48 AM (d76uN)
If I spend around $20 on Italian cold cuts (that I like) and some imported provolone (which I may have on hand anyway), roast a red pepper or two, get an onion and buy some medium hero rolls, I can get 4 quality subs out of it. Easy. (Plus, I always have hot peppers in the fridge). I don't buy an Italian hero out anymore.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2017 05:57 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Colin at April 01, 2017 06:10 AM (odQZE)
This is called s Proffer statement
He will then be given immunity to what he admitted
If he withholds anything he loses immunity
I doubt heckle make s Proffer statement
Posted by: Him at April 01, 2017 06:55 AM (4ke74)
Clicked on the "I dare you" link. No biggie, as I would gave had to click again to fire up the caterwauling.
Immediately under it and "Recommended for you" was a link for "Life As A Girl With A Penis" by Stef Sanjati. What the hell is in my profile that put that on the front burner?
* shucks sock *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at April 01, 2017 07:38 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Lawrence Larson at April 01, 2017 11:05 AM (d/r2I)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 12:14 PM (tHwdc)
HA!
What a load of Horse Shit.
Totten have gone fully over the rainbow and blocks anyone who isn't wiling to go #neverTrump or sit in obliged silence as he does.
He has no interest in being unbiased or to learn anymore. He is purely about sucking up to his liberal friends.
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