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Open Thread
Mike Flynn says he's willing to testify before Congress if he's given immunity for his testimony.
I don't know if that's just being cautious or it's something we should worry about. Andy McCarthy thinks it's just standard cautiousness by someone who is probably the target of the FBI. SpaceX has successfully launched the world's first re-used (and re-usable) rocket. More here. Um, the space shuttle used re-usable rockets but I guess they were considered just "boosters" instead of the main rockets and engines for launch? I dunno whatever, it worked. Mollie Hemingway has more on liberals' simultaneously hedonistic and ultra-prudish beliefs about male-female relations. Did this Obama official admit the Obama Administration deliberately spread the fruits of their surveillance of Trump to partisans who would leak it? Night!Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:32 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: BacktoGA at March 30, 2017 08:33 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 08:33 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2017 08:34 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 08:34 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2017 08:34 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 30, 2017 08:35 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:35 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 08:35 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:36 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 08:36 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 08:36 PM (QPdNE)
Rush spent a good deal of time on that today. Said the stupid woman basically admitted to leaking.
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2017 08:36 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:36 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:36 PM (c6/9Q)
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You're not the boss of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 30, 2017 08:37 PM (Jj43a)
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NUNES: I'm sure the Dems want me to quit because they know I'm quite effective at getting to the bottom of things
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BOOM
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 08:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 08:37 PM (9oKed)
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 30, 2017 08:38 PM (HCnEB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's
what does your toddler say when you tell him that ??
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:38 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
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BOOM
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 08:37 PM (y3aQB)
Ralph Peters on the O'Reilly Factor tonight. Nunes is bad, should be off this and there is nothing to this leaking stuff. People in the IC are good patriotic people who aren't spying on the American people. Everyone in the Trump campaign was in cahoots with the Russians. Wow has he gone off the deep end
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:38 PM (c6/9Q)
What does his wife say if she reads the comments?
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (QPdNE)
Utah residents eat twice as much of the stuff as other Americans.
I've no idea why, but it's an interesting fact.
Tomorrow we return to the Dope Belt, one state east.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (UUA2K)
Is Farkas just Alexander Butterfield with lady parts?
That was a close one!
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 30, 2017 08:40 PM (HCnEB)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 30, 2017 08:40 PM (x3uSY)
24 hour rule?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, not in the Top 21. at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (QPdNE)
boggles the mind
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (c6/9Q)
The FBI has a lot butts to cover, and he'd make the *perfect* fall guy.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (ry4ab)
But recently he had a column that the press has known about the surveillance and are busy lying their asses of about it. And they know they are lying. And their is plenty of evidence that they are lying, and know they are lying.
Why should we believe ANYTHING these cockholsters say anymore?
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (HV1LS)
Mormons traditionally have big families and that Bowl of jello can stretch a can of fruit cocktail an a banana a long way.
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2017 08:42 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)
Keeps your head spinning
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 08:42 PM (QPdNE)
If there was a rumor Mike Spence once smiled at an intern passing him in the hallway the media would empty their bladders in the frenzy.
Given the insanely toxic media environment, alone, this policy makes complete sense to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 30, 2017 08:42 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 08:43 PM (QsIDL)
Posted by: CNN at March 30, 2017 08:43 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2017 08:43 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 30, 2017 08:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jules Winnfield, who has a righteous ass at March 30, 2017 08:44 PM (H5g3t)
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 30, 2017 08:40 PM (HCnEB)
Asa Butterfield is getting transitioned?!?
Posted by: that guy acing his gender studies class at March 30, 2017 08:44 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 08:44 PM (HV1LS)
24 hour rule?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, not in the Top 21. at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)
If I were Flynn, I wouldn't testify without a blanket immunity deal either because hi there Scooter Libby.
I think the story is a WSJ story so who knows.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 08:44 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (dEQP3)
It happens after making three hoops in a row without allowing their opponent to a basket.
Posted by: Anne Thorisdotter at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (Mdmyk)
Utah residents eat twice as much of the stuff as other Americans.
I've no idea why, but it's an interesting fact.
Tomorrow we return to the Dope Belt, one state east.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (UUA2K)
For some reason my wife and I were talking about Jello this morning. I can't remember the last time I ate the stuff. Does anybody still eat it?
My mother used to make Jello salads regularly. Does anybody do that any more?
Just wondering.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (hJrjt)
There were a lot of folks stranded on the highway. It will take a while to get their vehicles turned around and off the highway, which is elevated at that location.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (Z56vq)
Good or bad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
The guy was a flag officer that served this country honorably for a very long time.
I think he just wants to clear his name. He's been hosed.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 08:41 PM (dEQP3)
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No one yet knows, but we have been assured that it is not related to terrorism.
I85 is going to be closed for "the foreseeable future", both directions. Traffic in Atl, which eats ass on the best of days, is now going to munch on bushels of ass.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (4fWyx)
Leftists are simultaneously hedonistic and ultra-prudish because they
have no principles except the will to power. And because they're filth.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 08:43 PM (QsIDL)
But mostly because they're filth...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 08:46 PM (kP16F)
This.
Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2017 08:46 PM (ISiRv)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (Z56vq)
I'm glad to find out it wasn't a oil tanker accident or something like that.
Anyone who likes tennis, the Zverev Krygios match is starting to live up to its billing. ESPN2.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 08:47 PM (dEQP3)
Leftists are simultaneously hedonistic and ultra-prudish because they
have no principles except the will to power. And because they're filth.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 08:43 PM (QsIDL)
But mostly because they're filth...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 08:46 PM (kP16F)
C.S. Lewis wrote about men without chests. I think it could describe most Democrats.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 30, 2017 08:47 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 08:48 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:48 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:38 PM (c6/9Q)
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Yes. And it works so well....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 30, 2017 08:48 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2017 08:49 PM (evw2O)
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/large-fire-shuts-down-interstate/507589453
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
What does his wife say if she reads the comments?
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (QPdNE)
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She doesn't.
She gets mad at me because I don't get paid for the movie thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 30, 2017 08:49 PM (Jj43a)
and the gope portion of the Repubs
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 30, 2017 08:50 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 08:50 PM (vRcUp)
...but when I see or hear her, I get a boner.
"I forgot my keys."
Please allow me to punch through your door with my Mollie Hemingway Cock Structure.
That's what I'd say if anyone asked, because I'd be honest.
Nobody asks, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 08:50 PM (6gk0M)
The raids began after Travis County Sheriff Sally Hernandez met with an ICE field office director to discuss the federal government's new immigration guidelines under Trump.
I would toss old Sally in the klink too. But this is a good start. Next up places like Seattle, Chicago, San Fran and NYC. Let these assholes know who is boss
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)
Given the licentiousness of Democrats such as Bill Clinton, Gavin Newsom, Willie Brown, every Kennedy, etc etc, I find this refreshing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2017 08:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (4fWyx)
Hmmm. Interstate highway. Federal purview. Trump tells Transportation Department to hustle this Robert Moses style. Comes off as the hero.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 08:51 PM (K2ygU)
And I'd post IT'S as the contraction of IT IS as well as any possesive pronoun context as often as I can. Because I can. And nobody can stop me.
America ... love it or leave it bitches !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2017 08:52 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Clive, honey, there's an easy way to fix that now. You don't have to stuff tissue paper in your bra any more.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 30, 2017 08:52 PM (vRcUp)
Let me put my snout into you babe
Let me put my snout on the line
Let me put my snout into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife"
Posted by: AC-Rex/DC-Rex at March 30, 2017 08:52 PM (8iiMU)
Violets are blue
Let me put
My snout into you
- T. Rex
Give me
your snouty love
Like you might surrender
To some dino in your dreams
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 08:53 PM (tHwdc)
Bah. Try running in this damned wheel all day, pal.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at March 30, 2017 08:53 PM (Tyii7)
I85 is going to be closed for "the foreseeable future", both directions. Traffic in Atl, which eats ass on the best of days, is now going to munch on bushels of ass.
Prior to the collapse, structural engineers told FOX 5 News they were worried about fire melting the metal under the bridge.
UNPOSSIBLE
Posted by: Rosie O. at March 30, 2017 08:53 PM (ISiRv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)
Deep State: Peters was a never Trumper (bigtime) from the get go.
Posted by: gNewt at March 30, 2017 08:53 PM (Dx2t8)
Posted by: some former President at a secluded Tahitian resort at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (wpC7C)
Lutheran runs amok, chokes employee that would not receive the word of truth of his god, yells "alahu Akbar" while choking them.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (X1QN0)
Posted by: AllMyFriendsAreLefties at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (K8P1X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (+wjl1)
I think he just wants to clear his name. He's been hosed.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 30, 2017 08:45 PM (S6Pax)
Granted....which is why he needs to remember the first thing you learn if you ever served.
But being a zero I can understand why his ego is of such importance.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2017 08:55 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 08:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 30, 2017 08:55 PM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: some former President at a secluded Tahitian resort at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (wpC7C)
Trap sprung; everyone knows that ass is sold by the hogshead. Go back to ass school.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 08:55 PM (8nWyX)
Please allow me to pull you out with my Mollie Hemingway Cock Structure.
That's what I would say if someone's car was in a ditch.
...I would then proceed to pull that car out of a ditch with my Cock.
Enabled by Mollie, but spurred by Jesus.
Always lend a Helping Cock.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: some former President at a secluded Tahitian resort at March 30, 2017 08:54 PM (wpC7C)
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Arugula is not the salad you would be tossing, Comrade Barry.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (4fWyx)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (/tuJf)
that requires arresting the politicians;so far they have no shown no intent of enforcing the law if that will make the middle-upper class complain.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (QPdNE)
Well, it's still recommended as one of the "clear liquids" you have to drink prior to a colonoscopy (as long as you stay away from red and purple flavors because of the food coloring)-- I found eating plain peach or apricot Jello to be much better than drinking endless glasses of chicken bouillon and ginger ale. At least the Jello is somewhat filling.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 08:57 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: vivi at March 30, 2017 08:58 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 08:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at March 30, 2017 08:58 PM (H5g3t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (6gk0M)
You're generous that way, Slap.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 08:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2017 09:00 PM (ISiRv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (/tuJf)
Shame. Drexel used to be a decent school that was more anchored in reality than most others.
Everything changes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 09:00 PM (zc3Db)
-okay.
*hangs-up the phone*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
Anna Sarkeesian says biting promotes patriarchy and ist verboten.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 30, 2017 09:00 PM (fYbFJ)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (KgpWR)
went to a preschool open house whatever at the library. Just table set up with pamphlets and some broads standing around, all the preschools in the area.
I was interested in the catholic schools so I talked to the 2 that were there. Distinctly unimpressed.
I asked the one, All these pamphlets and brochures are things on the website, so tell me something I can't find there? She says We follow the NYS curriculum.
And I'm thinking Whoa, Imma pay you to do what the public schools do? Such a deal! Sign me up!
I asked about different orientations, like how Jesuits approach education one way, the Bosco people another and the lady was totes clueless. She just went back to NYS curriculum....
OK so what now? Am I speaking in code here?
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (A6uIZ)
-okay.
*hangs-up the phone*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 08:58 PM (6gk0M)
<doubtfully> weeellll, if that's what you really want...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 08:59 PM (tHwdc)
I'd rather be volunteering elsewhere, but I'm going to do what is needed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: vivi at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: gNewt at March 30, 2017 09:02 PM (Dx2t8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 30, 2017 08:47 PM (hJrjt)
That's my all-time favorite Lewis essay. It should be required reading in high school just for the style alone, not to mention the profound wisdom.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (nvMvs)
OK so what now? Am I speaking in code here?
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
Probably thought you were talking about sexual orientations.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (6gk0M)
Slap seems serious.
Are you serious?
You seem serious.
Nay, Determined.
You're determined, aren't you?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (KgpWR)
What degree of Tucker Face is he at?
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 09:05 PM (PX+kj)
Slap seems serious.
"Are you serious?
You seem serious.
Nay, Determined.
You're determined, aren't you?"
-Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
*HAH!*
Touche', Good Sir!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:05 PM (6gk0M)
Are you serious?
You seem serious.
Nay, Determined.
You're determined, aren't you?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
The importance of being earnest.
Are you earnest, Slap?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: gNewt
9 out of 10 proctologists agree: no carrots in jello.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (fYbFJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bungholio at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Dr. Bungholio at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (Tyii7)
Given the licentiousness of Democrats such as Bill Clinton, Gavin Newsom, Willie Brown, every Kennedy, etc etc, I find this refreshing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2017 08:51 PM (EZebt)
We observed the same rule. The only exception was close relatives. For example, I could have lunch with one of my sisters-in-law or a niece.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 09:07 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 09:07 PM (nDcc3)
Well, it's still recommended as one of the "clear liquids" you have to drink prior to a colonoscopy (as long as you stay away from red and purple flavors because of the food coloring)-- I found eating plain peach or apricot Jello to be much better than drinking endless glasses of chicken bouillon and ginger ale. At least the Jello is somewhat filling.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 08:57 PM (3C9q2)
I did the chicken broth and popsicle (non red or purple) diet in preparation for mine. Due to the binge of salt and sugar, I actually weighed more following the procedure than prior. It's too bad I can't stand Jello, as that would be a good choice for my 5-year follow-up.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2017 09:07 PM (V4Qfo)
I am done with the porno at long last. 1000 pages of all kinds of sounds and, well, you can imagine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Scooter Libby at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (NgKpN)
Touche', Good Sir!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:05 PM (6gk0M)
*fistbump*
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd)
I saw a car fire on the edge of tunnel once. The flames and smoke were incredible.
So, not terrorism. Then, it is terrorism. Soon as that claim is trotted out it's almost always wrong.
Posted by: Blake at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (uKRys)
-okay.
*hangs-up the phone*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
I give up, what's the punch line?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 30, 2017 09:01 PM (A6uIZ)
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Bigby, you're too smart for them, that's all. I'm going to sound a little heretical here, but - kids don't have to go to preschool. None of mine did. I mean I homeschool, so we were always going to the library, to the park, to the zoo, whatever, so we got out of the house plenty. But no formal preschool.
They've done quite well.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (sBOL1)
Yeah, I just got out the shower, and while putting my clothes on (the oh so fabulous bod....), I was watching TuckHer Carlson and that left-wing loon.
The thought occurred to me: how much money has been wasted on him and people like him. Total lunatic wackdoodles, educated well beyond their abilities, and paid lord knows what to write the academese drivel they churn out.
Just think what all that money and effort could've accomplished if not wasted on him and his cohort.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (6gk0M)
Charles Murray has been condemned by the SPLC.
That's an automatic seal of approval as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (IqV8l)
STEP 1: Congress doesn't repeal Obamacare! Instead, Congress passes a law, pursuant to its constitutional power to regulate interstate commerce, that says: "In America, it shall be legal to sell health insurance on the free market. This law supersedes all other laws, taxes, mandates, coverage requirements, regulations or prohibitions, state or federal."
That's step one of her two step program.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l9rpd2e
Posted by: gNewt at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (Dx2t8)
I am done with the porno at long last. 1000 pages of all kinds of sounds and, well, you can imagine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:08 PM (tHwdc)
Smart.
Military.
Blog.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (6gk0M)
I did two loads in a row without hesitation.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:11 PM (tHwdc)
For some reason I have watched a youtube of him speaking to the firefighters' union meeting in DC.
He was excellent, and funny. He's always been a witty fellow, and smart. Only sad moment was the eye-rolling butt-kissing he did - pretty brief, almost pro forma I guess - to the union itself. I say sad only because I have the highest regard for public service and therefore find public sector unions an indefensible abomination that has already greatly compromised the very concept of "service".
Anyway, Carlson's simple and first-hand style of discussion, using neighbors and other Beltway creatures as examples, was very effective.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:11 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: butthead at March 30, 2017 09:11 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (6gk0M)
I did two loads in a row without hesitation.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:11 PM (tHwdc)
Miley ... you are one hot momma' ...
... tell me about the sorting. Slowly.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)
Military.
Blog.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 09:09 PM (8nWyX)
Oh, the military was in there, DOD, contractors, you name it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (aKqWT)
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Yeah, that's all I can do. Imagine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (5p/Pr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:13 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: butthead at March 30, 2017 09:13 PM (lmIoG)
Hey Verne! I just read this play. It's by this English homosexual guy who lived hundreds of years ago and it's about how important I am.
Posted by: Jim Varney at March 30, 2017 09:14 PM (vRcUp)
My imagination only goes to 999 pages. What are the sounds on the last page?
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 09:14 PM (PX+kj)
Was it you who'd given me the pointer about the HQ's email field? ("One ping only, Vasily.")
I got two firsties this evening with that one simple trick!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 09:14 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)
First I slowly pulled the sheets out of the dryer. Socks were clinging to them. As I peeled them away, the electricity was palpable.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:14 PM (tHwdc)
He seems to be a big Hugo Chavez fan and has written couple books about the glorious Bolivarian Revolution.
The reviews at Amazon are .. poor.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 09:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kodos
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Today I spied a guy sporting a mohawk, a neck beard, and smart boy glasses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:15 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Another fact: when doing German porno, Scut goes by the name Scat Farkus.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 30, 2017 09:15 PM (fYbFJ)
That's the most important news story of today by far.
The Space Age began 60 years ago. At the beginning, both the Us and the USSR used modified ICBMs to sent satellites and humans into orbit.
Since the primary mission of ICBMs was to send nukes halfway around the world, reusability was not a concern. Once they were unleashed for real, we were at Armageddon and the only question was whether we could shoot more of them faster than what the enemy could shoot at us.
As the Space Age went on, single use disposable rockets became the norm. They were steadily upgraded and their performance improved, but they were still expendable.
The Space Shuttle was the first attempt at a partially reusable orbital vehicle. But the orbiter had to be extensively torn down and rebuilt after every flight. The solid rocket boosters were parachuted into the ocean, but they were basically just hollow metal tubes once their propellant was exhausted.
The Falcon 9 first stage is a liquid-fueled rocket. It has tanks, piping, electronics, guidance computers, steering fins, and retractable landing legs. This is a whole different beast than the Shuttle SRBs.
Reusing an orbital first stage has never been done before, until tonight. This is an historic moment in the history of space flight.
And it's only right and proper that Launch Complex 39A should be the site of this feat.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
"...Notwithstanding his life of national service, the media are awash with unfounded allegations, outrageous claims of treason, and vicious innuendo directed against him. He is now the target of unsubstantiated public demands by Members of Congress and other political critics that he be criminally investigated. No reasonable person, who has the benefit of advice from counsel, would submit to questioning in such a highly politicized, witch hunt environment without assurances against unfair prosecution."
Doesn't sound like someone who's about to roll over on Trump.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 30, 2017 09:17 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:14 PM (tHwdc)
*exhales*
Miley ... that was excellent for me. I know - it was kind of "meh" for you. But I can work my way up. Maybe one day - we can talk about washer and dryer settings.
But today ain't that day.
I'm going to have a cig and go to sleep now. And I don't even smoke.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:18 PM (fiGNd)
Was it you who'd given me the pointer about the HQ's email field? ("One ping only, Vasily.")
I got two firsties this evening with that one simple trick!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Um...uh....Yeah! Yeah, that was me.
But seriously, no. My pointers invariably leave people broke, demoralized and friendless.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:18 PM (eeTCA)
Specifically, I don't see how the proposed national market legislation would end the disastrous minimum essential benefit requirements in O-care - if they did, thanks to the "notwithstanding any other provision of law" language, then you have an O-care repeal. So, it *is* still a repeal, at least partially, on a major item.
Recall that the states have long f***ked up health insurance themselves, with their own minimum standards, and other kinds of cost-shifting and welfare. Accounting for a large part of the insurance inflation the last 25 years.
Which doesn't change the fact that merely turning back the clock to the pre-O-care situation for the individual/small group market would be a spectacular improvement, and urgently needed relief for millions.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:18 PM (+wjl1)
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*listens intently, raises hand* Professor, I have a follow -up question
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 09:18 PM (c6/9Q)
And it's only right and proper that Launch Complex 39A should be the site of this feat.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
Thank you for that explanation. I read that earlier and was all wait they reused basically the whole thing? That's possible?
We do live in an age of wonders.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (eeTCA)
At the end of your cleansing all that comes out your butt is a clear liquid and just too weird for words.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (Sfs6o)
So, how do I explain this to the people around me at the bar as I laugh out loud?
Posted by: tbodie at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (ISiRv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:15 PM (ZO497)
That wasn't a guy. That was a douchebag.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at March 30, 2017 09:20 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:20 PM (6gk0M)
But seriously, no. My pointers invariably leave people broke, demoralized and friendless.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:18 PM (eeTCA)
Imma go check...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 09:20 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 09:20 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:20 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Elon Mollusk at March 30, 2017 09:20 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Elon Mollusk at March 30, 2017 09:21 PM (vRcUp)
"...Notwithstanding his life of national service, the media are awash with unfounded allegations, outrageous claims of treason, and vicious innuendo directed against him. He is now the target of unsubstantiated public demands by Members of Congress and other political critics that he be criminally investigated. No reasonable person, who has the benefit of advice from counsel, would submit to questioning in such a highly politicized, witch hunt environment without assurances against unfair prosecution."
Doesn't sound like someone who's about to roll over on Trump.
Posted by: gewa76 at March 30, 2017 09:17 PM (B6OKy)
Let me translate from Lawyer.
If you motherfucking asswipes think you are going to perjury trap him, I'm going to bend you over and dolphin take you right here, right now, sans lube with added sand.
Do you think he's stupid? Do you think *I'm* stupid?
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:21 PM (dEQP3)
That was my Norwegian phase. I was 14.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:22 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: alexthechick
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He read a sentence from some screed that this dingus wrote at some point. It was double speak, grammatically poor and almost unintelligible. Tucker told him "your writing is childlike" and "you are not an academic, you are a performance artist".
He signed off with a huge chortle and said 'Thanks, "professor". ' putting finger air-quotes around professor.
It was pretty special.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:22 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:22 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:18 PM (fiGNd)
Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Weasel
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Yeah, it sucks when you come up with a great idea, and some asshole beat you to it.
For instance, after slipping on some gravel, I thought up a bearing that uses lots of little rollers. Turns out someone already thought of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:23 PM (ZO497)
Years ago, I remember reading about some idea they had for reusable first stage for the Saturn V, the S-IC. They wanted to put wings on it. And a cockpit. Some poor guy was supposed to ride it, and then fly it back down once it separated.
It never got off the ground. And it was a long time ago.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:23 PM (aKqWT)
Bunch a preverts, probably planning a revolt of the preverts, and they're looking for loose change so they can call the White House and speak to the president.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:24 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:24 PM (6gk0M)
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Page 669 will blow your mind!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 09:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:22 PM (fiGNd)
*piles up plastic conduit under ScoggDog*
Don't mind me.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:24 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 09:25 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:25 PM (KgpWR)
Must be what Hillary drinks, mixed with an equal amount of gin or vodka (or both).
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 09:25 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:26 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 09:25 PM (HV1LS)
Yes but I added dolphin taken.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:26 PM (dEQP3)
It never got off the ground. And it was a long time ago.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:23 PM (aKqWT)
Some peckerwood's gotta get the thing up. And some peckerwood's gotta land the son of a bitch. And that "peckerwood" is called a "pilot".
Posted by: Pancho Barnes at March 30, 2017 09:26 PM (8nWyX)
He signed off with a huge chortle and said 'Thanks, "professor". ' putting finger air-quotes around professor.
It was pretty special.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
Meanwhile DrexelDick has veto power over speakers and continues to pull down a hefty salary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 09:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:11 PM (+wjl1)
1. Search for Tucker Carlson about 20 minutes after the show ends every night and limit the search for the same day. You'll see videos of the highlights of the show.
2. The description of the video you want usually says something like "Tucker destroys idiot professor." He also does good interviews of others in the news.
3. Watch the video and enjoy.
4. Walla!
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 09:26 PM (nvMvs)
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Ah yes. The 'Jen Convergence'.
*shudder*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:27 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 09:27 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:26 PM (+wjl1)
There wouldn't be enough nuclear reactors in the world for my needs if that happened.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:27 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 30, 2017 09:27 PM (fYbFJ)
Thank you for that explanation. I read that earlier and was all wait they reused basically the whole thing? That's possible?
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:19 PM (dEQP3)
They just re-used the first stage, not the second stage. But SpaceX says the first stage represents 75% of the cost of the rocket.
They eventually want to be able to reuse the second stage as well, but just reusing the first stage is a Big Effing Deal for now.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:28 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:28 PM (+wjl1)
They eventually want to be able to reuse the second stage as well, but just reusing the first stage is a Big Effing Deal for now.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
That's unreal. Or. Well. I guess it is real now.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 30, 2017 09:29 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 09:29 PM (IqV8l)
Bunch a preverts, probably planning a revolt of the preverts, and they're looking for loose change so they can call the White House and speak to the president.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:24 PM (+wjl1)
Loose change? Geez. That's insulting. Just swipe a burner at Walmart.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:29 PM (CPk08)
media as some kind of whack job for refusing to dine alone with a woman that's not your wife and
there's the America where you can bang the living shit out of some groupie
photographer and knock her up while your wife is dying and the media
never says a fucking thing about it. I know which America I want to live in.
Posted by: Former Senator John Edwards at March 30, 2017 09:29 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:29 PM (6gk0M)
We can't just be dry, academic dullards all the time. We need to take a holeistic approach.
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 09:31 PM (vRcUp)
The sound in porno has always been notoriously bad. It looks like they could've fixed that by now with all the cheap new tech. Maybe it's a tradition.
They used to have women they would hire to overdub all the moaning and "Yes, yes, yes!" stuff. Professional moaners. I wonder what they looked like. Since they were audio only, I guess that answers the question. But they were good moaners.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:31 PM (aKqWT)
Dammit I thought they got rid of that Dolphin!
LaGrunta will be hearing from me I tell you whut.
Posted by: Hank Hill at March 30, 2017 09:31 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 09:32 PM (PX+kj)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:32 PM (+wjl1)
There is probably a direct parallel with the Valurite consumption.
Tit for Tat.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:32 PM (Z56vq)
2. The media will rip him to shreds and declare him guilty everything since and including the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Posted by: Guy with ashes on forehead at March 30, 2017 09:32 PM (3myMJ)
Or it could be that the average production budget for a porno is about $500 and a case of Trojans.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 09:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:25 PM (KgpWR)
Mort! How have you been doing?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:33 PM (tHwdc)
Tit for Tat.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:32 PM (Z56vq)
Or Tats on Tits. Which also probably parallels alcohol consumption.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:33 PM (CPk08)
Tit for Tat."
-Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:32 PM (Z56vq)
What is "Tat" and where can I trade it for the other thing?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lieutenant Crabtree, who thinks he can speak French at March 30, 2017 09:35 PM (vRcUp)
I was told there'd be no parking...
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 30, 2017 09:35 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:35 PM (Z56vq)
"uh uh uh uh " ?
"ooh yeah, ooh yeah"?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:28 PM (KgpWR)
No no - not quotes. Verbs. Moan, groan, squeal, etc.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:36 PM (tHwdc)
Mort! How have you been doing?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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I am okay. Better.
How're you? Sounds like you got a new erm ... hobby?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:36 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:36 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 09:37 PM (kP16F)
Being a movie producer impresses chicks (well, the dimmer ones, especially up in LA). So that could be nice.
If I were ever to be in such a position, with that particular type of film-making, I'd include some mischievous "credits".
"The producers extend special thanks to the following:
The US Air Force
The City of Santa Monica
Starbucks
Tesla Motors
The Archdiocese of Mexico City"
Just to f**k with them.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:37 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: robot water heater at March 30, 2017 09:37 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 09:33 PM (/tuJf)
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Well, a good HD or, God forbid, 4k camera with pretty good onboard audio can be rented for about $150/day. The higher def cameras are not kind to the porn idustry though. I have no desire to see the zits on the Stars ass.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 09:37 PM (4fWyx)
Oh, Lord, now I'm gonna have Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds and Donald O'Conner dancing around singing that all night in my head.
Debbie's singing was dubbed in that, wasn't it. And IIRC, ironically the one who actually sang it was the actress who played the part of the gal with the terrible voice... Or do I have that mixed up?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:37 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 09:39 PM (Q+Oiy)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 30, 2017 09:39 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:39 PM (6gk0M)
How're you? Sounds like you got a new erm ... hobby?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:36 PM (KgpWR)
Good to hear you're coping OK.
Not a hobby, it was what the Swedes call an "uppdrag." Done now. Going back to Harlan Coben. Much less stressful, with the murders and whatnot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
(OK, first time-ever I did that AOS meme, so back off)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:39 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2017 09:28 PM (+wjl1)
He's worth watching for the Tucker Face alone.
Six months ago, if you had asked me if I would be interested in watching Tucker Carlson, I would have turned my nose. I didn't like his old bow tie shtick and I always thought he was a squish.
He's turned into an engaging interviewer who is well-prepared and clever at giving the guest enough rope to hang themselves. He also seems like a genuinely nice guy who is having a lot of fun
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 09:40 PM (nvMvs)
Or the ingrown hair bumps in other places near by..
Can't they see that? I mean, damn.
Not that I ever look at stuff like, you must understand. I mean, I'm just imagining what you were describing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:40 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 09:40 PM (Q+Oiy)
Didn't say how many bathrooms.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (UUA2K)
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Me, too!
Oh, wait. I thought u said 'fisties'.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Barry Sotero at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (X1QN0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:34 PM (6gk0M)
Two of each, just like Noah's Ark.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (tHwdc)
We haven't even gotten started on discussions of the contents of bird cage bottoms, kitteh litter boxes, and the New York Slimes.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (3C9q2)
Red wine and fish? They aren't animals ya know.
They prefer a good Riesling but a Sauvignon Blanc will do in a pinch.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (/tuJf)
So, maybe #FakeNews by WSJ.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (+51lA)
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Not missing much....I look in a few times a day....it is cute when you catch them giving her treats...she LOVES lettuce and carrots...
Posted by: lindarising at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 09:42 PM (Q+Oiy)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
A wall mounted stainless steel extraction hood?
A commission?
Probably the most obscure and demur porn I have ever heard of. No offense. I mean, whatever turns your crank.
But....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:43 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: lindarising at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (JNDQi)
No pickles and ice cream?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:43 PM (tHwdc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joZqH7lv8HA
I watched that just before leaving work, and I bought a bottle of Glenlivet 18 on the way home. I believe I will do so again tomorrow evening.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (sdi6R)
And Donald O'Conner was laid up for 3 days after he did that "Make 'Em Laugh" number.
And Gene Kelly was running a 103F fever when he filmed the title sequence.
Now it probably takes a week for some modern snowflake diva to film one 5 minute scene.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (aKqWT)
Assignment, Horde:
Write the Epic Pron Begging Scene, as filmed by:
* Fellini
* Kafka
* Kubrik
* Mel Brooks
* Tarantino
* Eastwood
Pick one, or your favorite, and write that Epic Pron Begging scene!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (Q+Oiy)
But....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:43 PM (CPk0
I wouldn't call it demure. Tasteful. Even the butt stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (tHwdc)
I refuse to look-in on "The Giraffening".
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Not missing much....I look in a few times a day....it is cute when
you catch them giving her treats...she LOVES lettuce and carrots...
Posted by: lindarising at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (JNDQi)
Carrots?? I thought they were sausages!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (kP16F)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (v5iqM)
They say "write what you know." I'm out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
===Oh good. I only read technical guides now. I have to work at work which sucks.
I am grateful for my job but it is a lot like jail with a paycheck. And no TV.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (KgpWR)
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SpaceX has done nothing first. Supposedly they will do/are doing it cheaper.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (nDcc3)
Business lunches? Yep.
Business dinners? Nope. Invite your spouses or other co-workers/clients. No reason to engage in conduct that looks like a date.
There may be room for an emergency exception -- but as a general rule, no, there is no reason for a married man to have dinner alone with a woman who is not his wife.
My best friend at work is a married man. We go to lunch, I've gone to his house for social events (with his wife there), they (both, together) have been to mine, etc. I'd never dream of going out to dinner with him without his wife there -- and he wouldn't ask me.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (+51lA)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (tHwdc)
*Loads Tits onto Ark.*
C'mon... the both of yez.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 09:47 PM (Q+Oiy)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:48 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2017 09:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 09:46 PM (nDcc3)
Let's refer to it as Private Reserve.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:44 PM (tHwdc)
So buttseks is tasteful, but ballgags aren't?
(scratches head)...
....
(Reminds self: this person apparently thinks a wall mounted stainless steel extraction hood is erotic. )
.....
...
types....deletes......types......deletes...
.....
Oh. I see.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:49 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: lindarising at March 30, 2017 09:50 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 09:50 PM (Q+Oiy)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Pron Begging scene as done by Michael Bay:
Husband: Can we have sex tonight?
Wife: Sure. Wait...[points out window] It's a special effect that will threaten the earth!
BUWAAAAAAAA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 30, 2017 09:50 PM (fYbFJ)
Posted by: Atlanta Falcons at March 30, 2017 09:50 PM (OnKWH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:51 PM (QsIDL)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:52 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
According to IMDB, 3 of Reynold's songs were dubbed by Betty Noyes, who does not appear in the film.
When Reynolds supposedly dubs Hagen's voice (which is part of the plot) in reality Hagen was singing her own part.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 09:52 PM (vRcUp)
"Married" pron is not accurate, unless they include the begging scenes.
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Monday - headache
Tuesday - headache
Wednesday - recovering from previous days headaches
Thursday - turns back to you. throws elbows, jerks away from any touching
Friday - all you ever want is sex
Saturday - all you ever want is sex
Sunday - got to get ready for Monday's headaches
Monday - headache
...
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:53 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: dolphin pr0n at March 30, 2017 09:53 PM (nlbfN)
Wife: Sure. Wait...[points out window] It's a special effect that will threaten the earth!
BUWAAAAAAAA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 30, 2017 09:50 PM (fYbFJ)
I don't get it.
(Yeah I know - neither does he)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:53 PM (KgpWR)
Probably grounds for divorce.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
I hate to stop by just to ask for something, but I need some prayers for my father-in-law. He's 88, been in poor health for 10+ years and just got a call from the BIL that he's fallen, the ambulance is there and transporting him to the hospital. No info on what is wrong at this point.
To be honest, at this point, I'm not sure what to ask you to pray for. He has had a very low quality of life since his heart attack in 2005. He has been in and out of the hospital for years. I guess I just want some peace for him in some way. Whether that means healing or a release from this life, only God knows that.
Thanks. You guys always come through in the time of need.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (+eR2D)
I had an insurance sales guy come by my office today, because I hadspoken to him about some very specific insurance needs I had. I made sure to tell himI wanted to talk only about those very specific needs.
So, he shows up, and what do I get? Death by Powerpoint. His personapersonaly, the company history, etc. I reminded him I had very specific needs, and little time. The rambling continued. I reminded him again. He skipped 2 slides and kept plodding along.
I finally said "give me a quote on whatI asked you about, or stop wating my time with this extraneous crap I am not going to buy, as I told you from the start.
He slams the lid on laptop and says "I have a process I have to go through, Sir!".
Not with me you don't, Sport. I manage approa hing a thousand sales people. This drone would not last a week with me.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (4fWyx)
Debbie's singing was dubbed in that, wasn't it. And IIRC, ironically the one who actually sang it was the actress who played the part of the gal with the terrible voice... Or do I have that mixed up?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 09:37 PM (aKqWT)
Reynolds' voice was dubbed in two songs but "Good Morning" wasn't one of them.
She was an accomplished singer and had several hit songs. I believe that "Tammy" was the number one song for quite a few weeks in the late fifties.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 09:55 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: dolphin pr0n at March 30, 2017 09:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: lindarising at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (JNDQi)
Saturday - all you ever want is sex
Sunday - got to get ready for Monday's headaches
Monday - headache
...
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 09:53 PM (KgpWR)
*husband stops asking*
Wife: "Don't you love me anymore?!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (cafSR)
Prayers sent, ma'am.
My 88 y/o step mom is ??? away from similar, dire straits.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2017 09:57 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 08:56 PM (c6/9Q)
He looks more and more like Aunt Bee with each passing day.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 30, 2017 09:58 PM (nFdGS)
Prayers sent, ma'am.
My 88 y/o step mom is ??? away from similar, dire straits.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2017 09:57 PM (v5iqM)
Thank you Jim. It's so difficult, wondering do you pray for their release or for them to stay? I don't know what to do.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 09:58 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:58 PM (6gk0M)
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The descent of the art thread from water-washed rocks to codpieces was pretty dramatic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 09:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: lindarising at March 30, 2017 09:59 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: April at March 30, 2017 09:59 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it
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Yeah probably.
Hey , thanks for denying me affection for years , here have half my salary, possessions and even my retirement.
ugh.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: April at March 30, 2017 10:01 PM (e8PP1)
I merely pray that the Family can accept and move-on from the loss.
I pray for love from all corners and a buoyant soul.
I'm just a guy. So I pray for those in need of love, because that's all I can do.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Prayers from me too. 9:00 is feeding tube and meds time for my hubby so I missed your comment at first. I feel your frustration and pain. Do the best you can to be there for him. I know it's hard. My best to you.
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (Q+Oiy)
Just got a little more info. They're taking him to the hospital to rule out a stroke. Posted on the new ONT...
We seriously appreciate all the prayers. For whatever life brings us at this point.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (+eR2D)
Junie, God bless you and your husband. I don't know your situation, but thank you for your prayers.
The Horde is a glorious bunch.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:05 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:41 PM (tHwdc
7 of each pair of clean animals.
Posted by: Barry Sotero at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (X1QN0)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at March 30, 2017 10:54 PM (eR2aG)
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SpaceX has done nothing first. Supposedly they will do/are doing it cheaper."
Ahem. Nobody has done anything like what SpaceX just accomplished. The Shuttle main tank (an expensive piece of Li-Al alloy) was disposable. The orbiter was a very expensive and heavy toy that was refurbishable/rebuildable. The engines were frequently inspected and required much maintenance. The tiles on the orbiter were fragile and required enormous time and effort to keep operational. The OMS used toxic hypergolic fuel. The shuttle fleet needed a standing army of ~10,000 people and each flight cost on the order of 1 GigaBucks.
In contrast, the Falcon 9, even without reuse, is the cheapest rocket that can send ~5500 kg satellites to GTO (~60 MegaBucks). With reuse, costs can go down dramatically. They are still learning where to make design changes for quick reusability, but the goal in the very near future is to mature he F9 design to the point where all you have to do is replace the shock absorbers in the landing legs, recharge it with N2 and He and refuel it and you're good to go. This is a YUGE step forward!
And the real kicker is that they are landing the rocket as God and Robert Heinlein intended.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at March 30, 2017 11:11 PM (eR2aG)
Posted by: Moline at March 30, 2017 11:13 PM (Fmmcs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:08 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:08 AM (6gk0M)
One is, these are their personal rules, boundaries that they've chosen to set for themselves, and that, lefties, is how this differs from sharia. Sharia is for everybody! Yes, these rules will also apply you liberals who are so open-minded about excusing honest-to-goodness Islamic barbarism while nursing a lifelong grudge against every Christian who doesn't say, "wow, that's so awesome!" when you tell him or her that you're bisexual.
The other is, they set these boundaries not just to avoid temptation, but also to avoid the mere appearance of a possible sex scandal. This is a smart way to go, especially with the networks constantly churning out fake news to make everything you do look bad. Remember 2012? How the Fake News Networks jumped all over the fact that John McCain had had dinner a few times with a woman who wasn't his wife?
Mollie wrote a good article, otherwise, but I do have to knock a point or two off for her neglecting to mention those two points.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 12:16 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Michael at March 31, 2017 12:29 AM (IFAGZ)
If for no other reason, then because close proximity to his personality would render her lady-parts as dry as the Namib Desert and as frigid as the empty space between Neptune and Pluto. Yeah, I know he's still a powerful man, and that would on some level attract many women, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here and believe that his odious personality won out in a battle against his powers of influence. You're welcome, McCain!
However, the appearance of impropriety was still there, and, oh, how the Fake News seized upon it.
So, yes; it is very smart of Mike Pence to avoid situations where there's even the faintest hint of the appearance of impropriety. And you know it's the smart thing to do, because liberals are making fun of him for it. They can't accuse him of looking like he's cheating on his wife, so they make fun of him for avoiding the appearance that he might be cheating on his wife.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 12:37 AM (0OG8D)
The Falcon 9 is designed (in its as yet-unflown manned variant) to take seven people into space, costs less than anything else to go to orbit even expendable, is basically refurbished in one piece near the launch site, and comes back in such good shape that SpaceX estimates that turnaround times of 24 hours are possible once they get used to the process of servicing a landed booster, and would only need serious maintenace every ten flights or thereabouts.
That is a huge, huge difference in reusability.
Posted by: Locarno at March 31, 2017 12:42 AM (HhYvn)
(1) The landing legs, which apparently were designed as disposable for safety reasons,
(2) The grid fins, which get absolutely beat to hell on re-entry (one caught on fire in today's flight). SpaceX mentioned that they've given up on the current design and are designing a tougher, reusable version to fly later.
(3) The entire second stage, which right now is just allowed to burn up on re-entry.
The landing legs and grid fins are very cheap pieces of hardware, comparatively. The only big loss is the second stage, and, as mentioned, that's a lot less than the cost of the first stage. The first stage is 75% of the cost, and Elon Musk said the fairings cost a couple million (so, say, another 5%). That's a lot of saved money over the course of a hundred flights.
Posted by: Locarno at March 31, 2017 12:50 AM (HhYvn)
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