Scientists: The Tyranosaurus Rex Was a Caring Lover Who Offered A Lot of Foreplay In Order to Control Women's Bodies and Garner Masculine Achievements

Just kidding on the back half, but the first half is what scientists are claiming.

They found an earlier cousin of the tyranosaurus, not a rex but a smaller one, and found they probably enjoyed Snout Sex.

Scientists now believe the dinosaur and other tyrannosaurs including T. rex wore a mask of large, flat scales, with regions of tough and protective amour-like skin around the snout and jaws.
They found the hard surface of the snout had many "foramina" - small nerve openings.
These turned the dinosaur's face into an incredibly sensitive "third hand".
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Lead scientist Dr Thomas Carr, from Carthage College in Wisconsin, said: "Given that the foramina are identical in tyrannosaurs indicates that they had super-sensitive skin as well."
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Co-author Prof Jayc Sedlmayr, from Louisiana State University, said: "Our finding of a complex sensory web is especially interesting because it is derived from the trigeminal nerve which has an extraordinary evolutionary history of developing into wildly different 'sixth senses' in different vertebrates."

A sixth sense or a sexth sense, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ace at 05:19 PM

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1 Which is good, because it's unlikely T. rex was very good at fapping...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:13 PM (kP16F)

2 "These turned the dinosaur's face into an incredibly sensitive "third hand"."

Because, you know, the first two were damned near useless, sexy-wise.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 05:13 PM (TOk1P)

3 Amour-like skin?

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 05:14 PM (TppKb)

4 So, like, dino feathers are not fashionable anymore? And what the fuck - shouldn't there be some climate change blaming in there somewhere?

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at March 30, 2017 05:14 PM (e6aCv)

5 This is the only logical conclusion to today's string of posts.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 30, 2017 05:14 PM (xeeHA)

6 I am always skeptical about these kinds of things. We don't even know what was going on 50 years ago so how to we know what was happening 1M years ago?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 05:14 PM (mpXpK)

7 Sixth Sense was a terrible movie.

Posted by: JT in KC at March 30, 2017 05:14 PM (FoSz+)

8 "Amour-like skin"? Ace make unintentional funny!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (kP16F)

9 I would imagine that our samples of dinosaur skin is rather .. limited.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (QQ+il)

10 The formamina is where you put the lotion or it gets the hose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (8ZskC)

11 Or maybe it was just hollow to give their neck muscles a break.

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (FhXTo)

12 A Hugo-award can't be far off.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (oVJmc)

13 I have as much faith in the accuracy of paleontologists theories as I do in climate scientists.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (HJbDF)

14 Sheesh. So now they say the baddest-ass dinosaur of all sexed other dinosaurs with his face? Only took them a couple billion years to turn T-Rex into a homo. What's next, Rock Hudson?

Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (zLDYs)

15 I am always skeptical about these kinds of things. We don't even know what was going on 50 years ago so how to we know what was happening 1M years ago?

I hate to think about what it was like to meet your date's dad.

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (TppKb)

16 One thread to the next:

Trying to make Comey extinct- The coming of the extinct.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 05:16 PM (TOk1P)

17 T-Rex had to be a good lover and get laid because his arms were too short to jack it...
steevy the Science Guy

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 05:16 PM (r/0kC)

18 I heard those little arms were for grabbin dat ass.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2017 05:16 PM (qUNWi)

19 I used to have a formamina table. It was retro even back in the '90s.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

20 Oh great, now the Japanese will make dinosaur sex bots.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 30, 2017 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)

21 *yawn*

Let me know when they figure out what the human lower horn is for. Still no idea what to do with this thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 05:16 PM (8nWyX)

22 ...wherein we learn that the plural of "foramen" is "foramina"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (kP16F)

23 "If you were a dinosaur, my love..." was non-fiction?

Oh wait, T-rexes weren't gay.
Never mind!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (NOIQH)

24 Snout sex? Let me tell you about snout sex.

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (nN3W/)

25 Bang-a-Gong.

Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (88xKn)

26
Yes, but how did transgender tyranosaurus rex deal with gender discrimination?

I notice very few dinosaur bones are discovered in North Carolina.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (ZFUt7)

27 This is a monumental scientific breakthrough that will absolutely revolutionize the course of human history as we know it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

28 So, like, dino feathers are not fashionable anymore? And what the fuck - shouldn't there be some climate change blaming in there somewhere?
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at March 30, 2017 05:14 PM (e6aCv)

Sexy is when you use a feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole Dilophosaurus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (trcbu)

29 T-Rex had to be a good lover and get laid because his arms were too short to jack it...

Bringing to mind:

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

(rimshot) Thanks, here all week, the spaghetti's great.

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (TppKb)

30 I have as much faith in the accuracy of paleontologists theories as I do in climate scientists.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (HJbDF)

Birds of a feather... as they say.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 05:17 PM (TOk1P)

31 Tiny arms, though....not seeing it

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (NOIQH)

32 I once saw drawings of what modern animals would look like if far in the future some paleontologist was trying to depict them just from examining their fossilized remains.

They weren't very close.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (8ZskC)

33 Liessssssss.

Posted by: Sol the Sleestak at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

34 >>Which is good, because it's unlikely T. rex was very good at fapping...

Which also helps explain why he was such a cranky bastard.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

35 O/T (Sorry!)

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Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (vUcdz)

36 Reptilian cunnilingus achievement is why the tyrannosaurus ruled the Jurassic period.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (MF/hn)

37 Happier than a T. rex with two foramina?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (kP16F)

38 I guess Lemmy was right when he said Love Me Like a Reptile.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (aMlLZ)

39 >>>7 Sixth Sense was a terrible movie.

Spoiler: Whenever the kid gets cold, it means the ghosts are fapping.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (2tOuu)

40 14 I have some bad news for you...

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (e6aCv)

41 And somewhere, dozens of overweight, t-shirt-wearing, 40-something cat ladies rush to their computers for a blazing orgy of dinosaur porn-writing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

42 This just in: scientists now speculate that T-Rex had a tongue like a frog, but proportional, because, you know.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

43
To expand on the obligatory T-Rex can't jack it because, short arms, joke . . .

If you have arms that DO reach, does that mean you HAVE to jack it? Or SHOULD jack it?

Also, have you seen the documentary that says your stomach intestines have as many "brain cells" as a dog's brain?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (OZmbA)

44 What about the transsexual T-Rexs?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (GPaiX)

45 These people are an embarrassment to science.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM (xVRrG)

46 SCIENCE FUN FACT: T. Rex eventually evolved into the lovable animals we know as manatees, which have no arms at all.

So be warned, hominids. Use them or lose them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 05:20 PM (8ZskC)

47 I got your prehensile tail right here.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 30, 2017 05:20 PM (nN3W/)

48 Jurassic Gangbang!

Posted by: T-Rex I: It's Good to be the King! at March 30, 2017 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

49 34
>>Which is good, because it's unlikely T. rex was very good at fapping...

Which also helps explain why he was such a cranky bastard.

Posted by: JackStraw

It's a little known fact that T-Rex invented the toaster and the sofa.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

50 I liked The Sixth Sense quite a bit.

You can only watch it once though.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (qUNWi)

51 Next SCIENCE will prove that dinosaurs actually had several phallic tentacles and would demonstrate their love for each other (and Japanese schoolgirls) with them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (zsHGH)

52 It's a little known fact that T-Rex invented the toaster and the sofa.
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This also explains how it evolved into the manatee.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (xVRrG)

53 And speaking of 'sexth' senses, I'm off to Vegas!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (zsHGH)

54 Happier than a T. rex with two foramina?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:18 PM (kP16F)

Two Foramina's is awesome. You'll never find a better linguini with clam sauce.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (8nWyX)

55 We need to reimagine Godzilla, stat ! Is JJ Abrams available ?

Posted by: WarnerBros at March 30, 2017 05:22 PM (c6/9Q)

56 Next SCIENCE will prove that dinosaurs actually had several phallic tentacles and would demonstrate their love for each other (and Japanese schoolgirls) with them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (zsHGH)

And that they had dewy eyes the size of basketballs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2017 05:22 PM (trcbu)

57 Which is good, because it's unlikely T. rex was very good at fapping...

Which also helps explain why he was such a cranky bastard.

Cry me a river.

Posted by: Snakes at March 30, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

58 I thought The Sixth Sense was a good movie, each his own I guess.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2017 05:22 PM (GPaiX)

59 Tyranosaurus Rex's were more open minded and tolerant than those icky troglodyte Pence couple.

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 05:22 PM (xv/uN)

60 So ... we're absolutely positive this Super Schnozz wasn't for tracking ? Because T Rex groceries learned pretty quick to hide their asses off from T Rex ? Because he was always pissed ? Because he couldn't rub one out ?

Well ... OK ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 05:23 PM (tFWWx)

61 So this is clearly a sign that our lizard overlords are near to revealing their presence to the general public.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 05:23 PM (xVRrG)

62 Sixth Sense was a terrible movie.

Spoiler: Whenever the kid gets cold, it means the ghosts are fapping.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 05:19 PM

Ewww...ectoplasm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 05:23 PM (p+Wdc)

63 The television man is crazy
Saying we're juvenile delinquent wrecks
Man I need a TV when I got T.Rex
Hey brother you guessed....

I'm a dude.

Posted by: David Bowie at March 30, 2017 05:23 PM (7uYFy)

64 And the T. rex sings "My Cherie Amour Like Skin"?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (kP16F)

65 61
So this is clearly a sign that our lizard overlords are near to revealing their presence to the general public.

Will they be wearing trench coats?

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (LAe3v)

66 You have to watch the Sixth Sense at least twice. The second viewing of course is to rewatch the twists that you weren't aware of the first time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (HJbDF)

67 "derived from the trigeminal nerve"

There are some syndromes in humans that irritate this nerve.

They are horribly painful.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (noWW6)

68 I liked The Sixth Sense quite a bit.

You can only watch it once though.

Generally true of all Midnight Shama-lama-ding-dong's films but I watched this one twice because I couldn't believe that Bruce never interacted with anyone but the boy, but it was true.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (QQ+il)

69 Scientists: The Tyranosaurus Rex Was a Caring Lover Who Offered A Lot of Foreplay In Order to Control Women's Bodies and Garner Masculine Achievements

Why bother? It's not like they could manage a proper high five with those useless little arms.

Posted by: Clay at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (pREVk)

70 T-Rex - tiny arms/hands, tiny wang.

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:24 PM (gbWkA)

71
Sixth Sense is the kind of movie you should know the ending to before you watch it.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (ZFUt7)

72 The fact that T-Rex's could see dead people is big news nonetheless.

Posted by: JT in KC at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (FoSz+)

73 Cavemen used Pterodactyl's to spy into their neighbors bedrooms.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (nN3W/)

74 70
T-Rex - tiny arms/hands, tiny wang.

Posted by: Strobe

Come here and say that to my face.

Posted by: T-Rex at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

75 The T-Rex often became frustrated and depressed while trying to write the perfect sonnet.

Posted by: Neal Tyson, But Call Me Ashley at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (97XyN)

76 Dinosaurs all evolved over millions of years to become birds.

Posted by: David Bowie at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (7uYFy)

77 I suppose the "T. rex reach-around" was a bit of a disapointment as well...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (kP16F)

78 If you were a dinosaur, my love, then you would be a T-Rex. You'd be a
small one, only five feet, ten inches, the same height as human-you.
You'd be fragile-boned and you'd walk with as delicate and polite a gait
as you could manage on massive talons. Your eyes would gaze gently from
beneath your bony brow-ridge.

If you were a T-Rex, then I would become a zookeeper so that I could
spend all my time with you. I'd bring you raw chickens and live goats.
I'd watch the gore shining on your teeth. I'd make my bed on the floor
of your cage, in the moist dirt, cushioned by leaves. When you couldn't
sleep, I'd sing you lullabies....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)

79 Jurassic Gangbang!
Posted by: T-Rex I: It's Good to be the King!

Actually, it would have been in the Cretaceous, but ....carry on.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 30, 2017 05:26 PM (S6Pax)

80 61 So this is clearly a sign that our lizard overlords are near to revealing their presence to the general public.

No worries. FBI will stop that shit cold. Or Ryan will push through some awesome Lizard Overlord Repeal shit. One or the other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 05:26 PM (tFWWx)

81 Republican War on Science!

Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 05:26 PM (q177U)

82 I kind of liked Unbreakable. Not a great movie but entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM (/tuJf)

83 But can Kong beat three of them in a fight?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM (VdICR)

84 Well, this is breakthrough news. A gigantic, stupid, incredibly strong thankfully extinct carnivore with a mouthful of knives had a sensitive face.

My, how positively meaningful.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM (CPk08)

85 The Tyranosaurus Rex Was a Caring Lover

T. Rex: Not only that but I was banging that chick on Flip or Flop. But then again it looks like everyone else was too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM (493sH)

86 Turning snout sensitivity findings immediately into a sex thing says more about the scientists than the T-Rex, I imagine.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM (hvf9s)

87 I once read a sci-fi book about finding dino bones on the Moon. Premise was, "hey, dinos were on the Earth for a far, far longer period than modern human and all their upright ancestors--who's to say they couldn't have evolved human-level intelligence?"

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2017 05:28 PM (ZQpd0)

88 I kind of liked Unbreakable. Not a great movie but entertaining.

I liked The Village, once.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

89 Obviously, this paleontologist watched too many episodes of Dinosaurs on TV in the '90's and is now confused.

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:28 PM (gbWkA)

90 Also, James Cameron is gonna be over the moon about these findings. Makes his creepy "the same things we use to plug into our animals we use for sex" thing in Avatar look less kinky, I guess.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2017 05:29 PM (hvf9s)

91
I liked The Village, once.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

Number Six: I never did

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)

92 You know why we went extinct ?

No flavored douches. Give that stuff a Strawberry smell ... and we would have hit it All. Era. Long.

Posted by: T Rex at March 30, 2017 05:30 PM (tFWWx)

93 It's the bad color.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:30 PM (QQ+il)

94 I liked The Sixth Sense quite a bit.

You can only watch it once though.
Posted by: eleven

Gosh, that seems so....arbitrary!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 30, 2017 05:30 PM (S6Pax)

95 >>I liked The Village, once.

It was no Porky's.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

96 This all very, um... exciting.

Posted by: Neil D Tyson-Super Genius at March 30, 2017 05:31 PM (nN3W/)

97 Out with the horse play in with the rex play.

Posted by: Mars Reptilicus Rules at March 30, 2017 05:31 PM (ODr92)

98 Heh. I imagine there was also lots of Rex-spreading in the Rex-cave.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 30, 2017 05:31 PM (V6Xrh)

99 >>> Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)

That short story is dumber than Twilight. That it won a friggin' Hugo is scarier than the spiders eating us news from the other day.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2017 05:32 PM (hvf9s)

100 My threesomes with Wilma & Betty were yabba dabba goo!

Posted by: Dino at March 30, 2017 05:33 PM (En33R)

101 and found they probably enjoyed Snout Sex.

Really, who doesn't?

Posted by: Jimmy Durante at March 30, 2017 05:33 PM (DMUuz)

102 Oh, and imagine if SMOD had not removed this evolutionary innovation 65 million years ago.

The world could be a much different place.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 30, 2017 05:33 PM (V6Xrh)

103 How does this fit the theory that chickens are the nearest closest living relative to the T-Rex?

(Why has no one made a mini T-Rex suit and put it on a chicken yet? You know, like those ones you see people wearing?)

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2017 05:34 PM (ZQpd0)

104 T Rex arms are however perfect for eating a sammich, I suppose his skills at lovemaking were so profound that he could please the wife and have a snack at the same time. Then have George on Seinfeld bring that same idea into the modern world.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 30, 2017 05:34 PM (6Ll1u)

105 Dino Lotions would have also been a hell of a thing. Alas, no.

Posted by: T Rex at March 30, 2017 05:34 PM (tFWWx)

106 The additional sensory apparatus was to help them efficiently kill and eat prey since their eyes were placed high on the head.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (j1Wvr)

107 But would a She-Rex make him a sammich without bitching?

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (gbWkA)

108 It's a little known fact that we were also very good at singing.

Posted by: Dino Shore at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

109 I liked The Village, once.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 05:28 PM

I liked The Village People, and still do.

Posted by: Sheppie at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (DMUuz)

110 M Night Shamalan's story is the best argument that a good crew and producers will carry the weight of a new unproven director.

See Lucas, Watchowski, Snyder.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (VdICR)

111 So dino porn isn't as far fetched as previously thought.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj)

112 7 Sixth Sense was a terrible movie.
Posted by: JT in KC

My sister saw it when it first came out. She told me the basic plot, without giving away the ending and I knew what the ending was. I have seen Jacob's Ladder several times. Its a much better movie and has a similar ending.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 05:36 PM (xv/uN)

113 Eh, maybe, but-

The T.Rex was more or less streamlined into a big, toothy carnivorous mouth on a mobile platform.

So, since that was his main way of interacting with the world-

you'd expect lots of sensory nerves.

Heck, look at the representative somatic sensory map in humans, i.e.. the Cortical Homunculus:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_homunculus

But, mapping of the hands...duh.

But, look what's number two- mouth and tongue.

Now, imagine what a Cortical homunculus would look like for a T. Rex.

The only thing those little weenie arms would be good for is waving around when T. Rex says Yaaaaay like Kermit the Frog.

Those scientists are spazbot lame-asses.

Yes, that's the technical term.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 05:36 PM (9q7Dl)

114 T-Rex pick up line: "Come over here baby & sit on my face so I can get to nose you better!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 05:36 PM (4Utw1)

115 It's fun watching Sixth Sense with your kids when they are old enough to appreciate it.

Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 05:36 PM (q177U)

116 >>>75 The T-Rex often became frustrated and depressed while trying to write the perfect sonnet.

In many ways, this is the story of Jose Canseco.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 05:36 PM (2tOuu)

117 Everyone knows that where there are nerves, there must be sex, because you know, loving science sexually.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:37 PM (tHwdc)

118 50 I liked The Sixth Sense quite a bit.

You can only watch it once though.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2017 05:21 PM (qUNWi)

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Don't spoil it!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2017 05:37 PM (kTF2Z)

119 News you can use.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 30, 2017 05:37 PM (yqvys)

120 If you were a T-Rex, then I would become a zookeeper so that I could
spend all my time with you. I'd bring you raw chickens and live goats.
I'd watch the gore shining on your teeth. I'd make my bed on the floor
of your cage, in the moist dirt, cushioned by leaves. When you couldn't
sleep, I'd sing you lullabies....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)

And if I was a T rex, I'd bite your head until my teeth pierced a large artery or vein. You'd bleed to death in terrible pain, and I would rip your abdomen open by nipping it and teraing, and then I'd insert my (sensitive!) snout into your warm abdominal cavity, and I'd drag out your viscera and gulp them back in large chunks. I'd swallow unchewed large chunks of skin, fat and muscle that I would remove by biting into your carcass, holding your body down with my hind legs and tearing my head upward s and side to side.
After I got the largest and best parts off (liver, heart, the celiac axis organs, throat/tongue, retroperitoneal fat, large proximal muscles) I'd probably sit with you a while, softly blissfully keening my torpid love.

Nothing personal. I'd be a T-rex.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:37 PM (CPk08)

121 I'm just going to leave this here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Girlfriend_is_a_T-Rex

Posted by: The T-Hat at March 30, 2017 05:37 PM (rUIbB)

122 117
Everyone knows that where there are nerves, there must be sex, because you know, loving science sexually.

The vagus nerve isn't what you might think.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

123 Oh, and please keep these guys doing their research in the Cretaceous mmkay?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 30, 2017 05:38 PM (V6Xrh)

124 T-Rex pick up line: "Come over here baby sit on my face so I can get to nose you better!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 05:36 PM (4Utw1)

Oh gawd, I needed that laugh!
I did my taxes today and by the way, did I mention that I hate the ACA?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:38 PM (tHwdc)

125 But would a She-Rex make him a sammich without bitching?

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:35 PM (gbWkA)

Is that a transitioning T. Rex?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 05:38 PM (493sH)

126 Didn't Ringo get a T-Rex drunk once?

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:38 PM (gbWkA)

127 Does nerves mean touch or smell or articulation? Because a cat's whiskers are like two small weather stations.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 05:39 PM (VdICR)

128 Another fun T. Rex science fact: The Trannysaurus was peeing in the little girls' room millions of years before it became the controversy du jour.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2017 05:39 PM (PCFYt)

129 http://bit.ly/2nF1ItC
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This Is Almost Certainly James Comey's Twitter Account

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 05:39 PM (y3aQB)

130 " I have seen Jacob's Ladder several times. Its a much better movie and has a similar ending."

Which in turn builds on an Oscar-winning short film "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" which got aired as a Twilight Zone episode

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 05:40 PM (SIY7D)

131 The Trannysaurus was peeing in the little girls' room millions of years before it became the controversy du jour.

How'd he undo his zipper?

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

132 Buffalo Bill overhunted the t-Rex causing them to become extinct.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (HJbDF)

133 Tyrannosaurus Sex?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (HRSh5)

134 Snout sex!?

We're still having it--

Me and Adam Schiff...

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (fi5nC)

135 Rex Harrison is dead?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (97XyN)

136 Big snout makes Miss Dina sore.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (kTF2Z)

137 The Trannysaurus was peeing in the little girls' room millions of years before it became the controversy du jour.

How'd he undo his zipper?

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

That's what little cave girls are for...

Posted by: Species is just a social construct... at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (rUIbB)

138 The censors banned the 'Snout Rout' episode of 'Dinosaurs' back in '93.

Posted by: Earl Sinclair at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (En33R)

139 If I were a T-Rex, I'd bang a gong with my sensitive snout.

I'd bang it hard, yo.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:41 PM (tHwdc)

140 You can tell when Adam is horny--his eyes get all buggy.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 30, 2017 05:42 PM (fi5nC)

141 I have a sick sense about this.

Posted by: JAS at March 30, 2017 05:42 PM (lcylG)

142 I'm feeling a lot of "typesdeletes" feelings about Comey today.

Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 05:42 PM (q177U)

143 Buffalo Bill overhunted the t-Rex causing them to become extinct.

no, no - man made global warming caused extintion

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:42 PM (c6/9Q)

144 132 Buffalo Bill overhunted the t-Rex causing them to become extinct.

It puts the lotion on it's skin
Or I spray it's nose again

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2017 05:43 PM (tFWWx)

145 EXTINCTION

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:43 PM (c6/9Q)

146 Why is it that I never see an image of T. rex with lips? Lizards have lips, don't they?

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2017 05:43 PM (MF/hn)

147 I used to listen to my Spider-Man POWER RECORDS 45 where he battled DRACO the Dragon King. He could breathe fire!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (2pucm)

148 A female tyrannosaur is a T. Regina.

*bong rip*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (8nWyX)

149 If you've read "The Roaches Have No King" you'd know that roaches killed all the dinosaurs.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (43OZ6)

150 Just reading that article linked on Drudge about how some Canadian politicians are now calling for more border security on Canada's southern border. They're tired of all the law-breakers who can't get asylum in the U.S. sneaking into Canada.

Funny part was that half of the Canadians surveyed on the issue want the border-hoppers returned to the U.S. Not quite the "welcoming" attitude they've been hyping.

Anyway, since most of those people crossed illegally into the U.S. from Mexico, they should really be returned to Mexico.

Posted by: Idiot Hawaii Judge at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (riF5p)

151 Buffalo Bill overhunted the t-Rex causing them to become extinct.

no, no - man made global warming caused extintion

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:42 PM (c6/9Q)

If only he had windmills and solar panels the T. Rex would still be here today. But no, the Republican dinosaurs forced them to use oil and coal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (493sH)

152 But can Kong beat three of them in a fight?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM

Donkey or Diddy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (DMUuz)

153 It puts the lotion on it's skin

Or I spray it's nose again

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2017 05:43 PM (tFWWx)

ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (tHwdc)

154 You have to watch the Sixth Sense at least twice. The second viewing of course is to rewatch the twists that you weren't aware of the first time.

Since everyone kept talking about 'The Twist' when it was released, I figured it out in advance and spent the first half of the viewing just spot-checking my theory.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

155 But can Kong beat three of them in a fight?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 05:27 PM

Donkey or Diddy?

Major.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

156 ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (tHwdc)

*cue "The Liberty Bell"*

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:46 PM (CPk08)

157 If only he had windmills and solar panels the T. Rex
would still be here today. But no, the Republican dinosaurs forced them
to use oil and coal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (493sH)

Another little know but widely assumed scientific fact, dinosaurs are gluten free food. We missed out on a lot. sad.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:46 PM (c6/9Q)

158 Why is it that I never see an image of T. rex with lips? Lizards have lips, don't they?
Posted by: Fritz

Maxine Waters does.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 05:46 PM (4Utw1)

159 131 The Trannysaurus was peeing in the little girls' room millions of years before it became the controversy du jour.

How'd he undo his zipper?
______________

I didn't have a zipper, dude. Didn't have pants either. I just stomped around, letting my giant willie swing in the breeze and go wherever it wanted to go.

Sigh. Those were the days.

Posted by: T-Rex at March 30, 2017 05:46 PM (riF5p)

160 I saw "Amour Like Skin" at the Pilgrim in Boston in '74...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:47 PM (kP16F)

161 153 It puts the lotion on it's skin
Or I spray it's nose again

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2017 05:43 PM (tFWWx)

ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (tHwdc)

Look ... I know how to throw shit in a hole, skin it, and sew. I'm not all that fucking great at grammar.

Give me a damn break lady.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2017 05:47 PM (tFWWx)

162 ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (tHwdc)

Settle down and have some It's-its, dear.
https://www.itsiticecream.com/

Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 05:47 PM (8nWyX)

163 You think the Left would hate dinosaurs since they are fossil fuels.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:47 PM (HJbDF)

164 If only he had windmills and solar panels the T. Rex would still be here today. But no, the Republican dinosaurs forced them to use oil and coal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (493sH)

Republicans killed all the dinosaurs to turn them into oil so they could destroy Gaia and stuff...

Posted by: Democratic Underground at March 30, 2017 05:47 PM (rUIbB)

165
Admittedly I don't know muxh about this stuff but why would nature armor plate something then make it extremely sensitive?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 30, 2017 05:48 PM (lKyWE)

166 We're gonna have a wooly mammoth walking walking the earth soon, thanks to cloning. What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 30, 2017 05:48 PM (6Ll1u)

167 I didn't have a zipper, dude. Didn't have pants either. I just stomped around, letting my giant willie swing in the breeze and go wherever it wanted to go.

Sigh. Those were the days.
Posted by: T-Rex at March 30, 2017 05:46 PM (riF5p)

I'll say. That's how we learned to hunt snakes.

'Course, you went extinct pretty soon after that.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 30, 2017 05:49 PM (CPk08)

168 ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:49 PM (tHwdc)

169 ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM

When you're on Wheel of Fortune, and trying to come up with a letter, the entirety of The Horde watching you in Television Land is going to be screaming "T!" at the screen, you know ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 05:49 PM (DMUuz)

170 Dodos- sweet tasty dodos

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:50 PM (gbWkA)

171 Follow-up on other thread. Dilbert Scott Adams:

"As a systems-thinker, I don't see the first attempt at a GOP healthcare bill as a failure. I see it as part of Trump's normal systems-thinking approach. The tell for a good system is that failure puts you AHEAD. And that's exactly what happened."

http://tinyurl.com/mb34al8

I agree with him

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 05:50 PM (SIY7D)

172 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (2pucm)

173 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (0mRoj)

174 168 ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:49 PM (tHwdc)

Oh good grief ... just come over here and sit on my snout.

Posted by: T-Rex at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (tFWWx)

175 Dammit.

Perverted minds think alike I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)

176 >>>What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

MY DOGS!!! And not the pet semetery shit!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:52 PM (2pucm)

177 A Cro Magnon walks into a bar and orders a martini , shaken not stirred.

The bartender says' I wouldn't have expected you would order such a sophisticated drink'

The Cro Magnon replies ' what did you think I am, a Neanderthal ?'

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:52 PM (HJbDF)

178 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (2pucm)

I'm going back to my tastefully-written porno. Only 35 pages left.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:53 PM (tHwdc)

179 172 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (2pucm)

173 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (0mRoj)

---------------

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY BOTH SAID THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME AND NOW THEY OWE EACH OTHER A COKE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBURGER at March 30, 2017 05:53 PM (kTF2Z)

180 So, you're saying that certain dinosaurs called each other "Dickhead!" as a compliment?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (zKIA2)

181 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM

-----

TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM

Your Honor, I rest my case.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (DMUuz)

182 What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

=========

Giraffes ! Oh, they are not extinct ? Pass.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (c6/9Q)

183 Bite me, stud.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2WITp)

184 I like it rough.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2WITp)

185 Hey Miley ... got time for a Snouty ?

Posted by: T-Rex at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (tFWWx)

186 172 + 173

Perverted minds think alike.

Yeah, I was thinking it too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (4WhSY)

187 I'm going back to my tastefully-written porno. Only 35 pages left.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:53 PM (tHwdc)

Post the best bits here. Pleeeeeeeaaaaase?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (CPk08)

188 Insomniac is my brother from another mother!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2pucm)

189
What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Eric Burdon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 30, 2017 05:55 PM (lKyWE)

190 What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Megalodon. I hear their sex life was absolutely phenomenal!

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2017 05:55 PM (LAe3v)

191 You'll know it when I orgasm.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 05:56 PM (2WITp)

192 13 I have as much faith in the accuracy of paleontologists theories as I do in climate scientists.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:15 PM (HJbDF)

At least they are justified in their science being little more than "reading the bones."

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 05:56 PM (z/Ubi)

193 172 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (2pucm)
173 TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:51 PM (0mRoj)

*****************

It's almost like you guys had ghost sex.

Posted by: The Kid From The Sexth Sense at March 30, 2017 05:56 PM (fi5nC)

194 What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

J�rmungandr

At this point, Ragnarok can't come fast enough.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:56 PM (CPk08)

195 The best part of any T. rex porno is the "snot shot"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (kP16F)

196 >>What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Godzilla. Now he was a bad ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

197 188 Insomniac is my brother from another mother!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2pucm)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (0mRoj)

198 What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Eric Burdon

Dude, alive and kicking. Well, alive anyway.

Posted by: Eric Burdon at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (LAe3v)

199 I'm going back to my tastefully-written porno. Only 35 pages left.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:53 PM (tHwdc)

Post the best bits here. Pleeeeeeeaaaaase?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:54 PM (CPk0

I don't think Ace would appreciate that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (tHwdc)

200 153 It puts the lotion on it's skin
Or I spray it's nose again

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at March 30, 2017 05:43 PM (tFWWx)

ITS! ITS! ITS! ITS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:44 PM (tHwdc)

I'm sorry, but

ITS puts the lotion on it's skin
Or I spray it's nose again

just doesn't make sense.

dDan w/ a test post.

Posted by: dDan at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (hwYmz)

201 Jeezuz guys--get a room!

Posted by: The Kid From The Sexth Sense at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (fi5nC)

202 I just stomped around, letting my giant willie swing in the breeze and go wherever it wanted to go.

Or as I call it, Friday night.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (LTHVh)

203 What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

The jackalope

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (HJbDF)

204 If you don't please me, well... you better run.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 05:58 PM (2WITp)

205 Speaking of Tyrannosaurus snout sex, anybody heard from All Hail Eris lately? It seems like some of the regulars are taking a break, just haven't seen her around all week.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 05:58 PM (8nWyX)

206 189
What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Eric Burdon
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 30, 2017 05:55 PM (lKyWE)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ERIC BURDON FRONTED A BAND CALLED THE ANIMALS, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A HUMAN BEING!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 30, 2017 05:58 PM (0mRoj)

207 SpaceX webcasts are up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsZSXav4wI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNO571C7Ko

Tonight they will relaunch one of the boosters that already flew and landed on the droneship. This is a first.

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 05:58 PM (sdi6R)

208 I'm going back to my tastefully-written porno. Only 35 pages left.

==========

T-Rex nuzzled up slowly and purposefully to ...

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:58 PM (c6/9Q)

209 What animal? The Passenger Pigeon - because I'm not getting crapped on enough already.

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (gbWkA)

210 I don't think Ace would appreciate that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (tHwdc)

We could work out a code......

Why, yes, I AM procrastinating. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (CPk08)

211 No reach around?

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (2WITp)

212 You'll know it when I orgasm.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne

Did the Earth move for you too?

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Rick at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (LTHVh)

213
Dude, alive and kicking. Well, alive anyway.
Posted by: Eric Burdon at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (LAe3v)

Yeah but the Animals were never the same after you left

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (lKyWE)

214 It's not often I run with the daywalkers, but when I do I get firsties!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (kP16F)

215 >>What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

John Belushi?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

216 I don't think Ace would appreciate that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 05:57 PM (tHwdc)

---------------

Pfftt. It's not like he reads the blog anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2017 06:00 PM (kTF2Z)

217 T-Rex nuzzled up slowly and purposefully to ...

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 05:58 PM (c6/9Q)

...and she bit his snout playfully WHOOPS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 06:00 PM (tHwdc)

218 Did the Earth move for you too?

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Rick

It did. It certainly did.

Posted by: Chicxulub meteor at March 30, 2017 06:00 PM (LAe3v)

219 What animal would you bring back if you had the chance?

Moa. Because I want a Drumstick bigger than a whole turkey.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 06:01 PM (z/Ubi)

220 Wow, so Baby Rex STDs would be what?

Facial warts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2017 06:01 PM (k4Ari)

221 First husband? Ate him.
Second husband? Ate him.
Third husband? Unusually long arms. Love the guy.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 06:01 PM (2WITp)

222 We could work out a code......

Why, yes, I AM procrastinating. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 05:59 PM (CPk0

Like, "gushing=voter fraud" and "hammered=recused"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 06:02 PM (tHwdc)

223 Moa. Because I want a Drumstick bigger than a whole turkey.

pfffft

Posted by: Argentavis Magnificens at March 30, 2017 06:02 PM (LAe3v)

224 if you were a dinosaur, my love...

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 06:03 PM (o4kib)

225 I'm A Mother Fucking T-REX!

https://youtu.be/zU_aZQ4F5vU

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 06:03 PM (z/Ubi)

226 ... and of course several other Hugo watchers here already thought of that.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 06:04 PM (o4kib)

227 Like, "gushing=voter fraud" and "hammered=recused"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 06:02 PM (tHwdc)

Yeah.
"came"=referred to committee
"on all fours"=gerrymandered
"ball gag"=press conference

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 06:04 PM (CPk08)

228 Moa. Because I want a Drumstick bigger than a whole turkey.

pfffft

Posted by: Argentavis Magnificens

pfffft pffffft

Posted by: Quetzalcoatlus at March 30, 2017 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

229 She's a Honkytonk Dino: She blew my nose and then she blew my mind!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 06:05 PM (kP16F)

230 Hey, Sexasaureses;

Get an Era, wouldja?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 30, 2017 06:05 PM (Ndje9)

231 Did the Earth move for you too?

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Rick
..........

8.5 on the Richter, baby. I may have woke the kids.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 06:05 PM (2WITp)

232 Ha!

Sean Spicier
@sean_spicier 14m14 minutes ago

Mike Pence: "Oh, you're going to mock me for being faithful? Watch me cast the deciding vote to defund your abortion factory."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 06:06 PM (HRSh5)

233 They found the hard surface of the snout had many "foramina" - small nerve openings.

These turned the dinosaur's face into an incredibly sensitive "third hand".

They're idiots. It was a third foot.

... Now, you'll have to excuse me for a bit ...

Posted by: Quentin Taratino Rex at March 30, 2017 06:07 PM (zc3Db)

234 We have some lovely honeymoon suites.

Posted by: Motel 6000 B.C. at March 30, 2017 06:08 PM (Ndje9)

235 Jurassic Gangbang!

Posted by: T-Rex I: It's Good to be the King! at March 30, 2017 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
............

*yawn*

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 06:10 PM (2WITp)

236 rickl posted this above, but SpaceX launches in a few minutes

http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2017 06:11 PM (TmCOq)

237 You'll love our tar pits!

Posted by: Hotel La Brea at March 30, 2017 06:12 PM (fi5nC)

238

Daspletosaurus is not a new discovery. The foramina could have been for anything.

Posted by: otho at March 30, 2017 06:13 PM (lmIoG)

239 I think I'm changing my name to T-Rox, maybe get a tattoo.

Posted by: Tyranosaurus Roxanne at March 30, 2017 06:13 PM (2WITp)

240 Daspletosaurus is not a new discovery. The foramina could have been for anything.

Posted by: otho at March 30, 2017 06:13 PM (lmIoG)

I have a foramina counter in my kitchen.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (zc3Db)

241 The science is settled! The science is settled!

Posted by: Climate Imam AlGore. who knows the Past as well as the Future at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (Ndje9)

242 The news told me that the Blue Whale is the largest creature to ever live on earth, it's whale season here.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (6Ll1u)

243 For some reason my brain is trying to fit Tyrannosaurus Roxanne in to the lyrics for "Roxanne" by the Police.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (YEelc)

244 Since somebody already went with the woolly mammoth, I'd bring back the saber-tooth tiger, in honor of Snagglepuss.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 30, 2017 06:15 PM (dargh)

245 Global warmening was the reason those mini-tyrons had nose sex foramina.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 30, 2017 06:15 PM (pzevD)

246 >>For some reason my brain is trying to fit Tyrannosaurus Roxanne in to the lyrics for "Roxanne" by the Police.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

247 I saw a guy having a seizure foramina from his mouth once

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 06:16 PM (gbWkA)

248 Liberals are always trying to make necessary violence seem extreme and extreme sex seem necessary, but now they've gone too far. I like think of T-REX as hungry, not horny.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at March 30, 2017 06:17 PM (Astxw)

249 Thanks for that.

An earworm that terrible has to be shared.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 06:17 PM (YEelc)

250 For some reason my brain is trying to fit Tyrannosaurus Roxanne in to the lyrics for "Roxanne" by the Police.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (YEelc)

Tyrannosaurus Roxanne ...

Those days are over,
you don't have to sell your foramina in the night ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 06:17 PM (zc3Db)

251 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 06:04 PM (CPk0

No ball gags. This is tasteful, remember.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 06:18 PM (tHwdc)

252 Trumpasaurus Rex

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 30, 2017 06:18 PM (0x/TW)

253
For some reason my brain is trying to fit Tyrannosaurus Roxanne in to the lyrics for "Roxanne" by the Police.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (YEelc)

Roxanne you don't have to tear that flesh no more your sensitve snout makes you a loving dinosaur

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 30, 2017 06:19 PM (lKyWE)

254 No ball gags. This is tasteful, remember.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 06:18 PM (tHwdc)

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This definitely calls for a tasteful ring gag in a nice pastel color.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 06:20 PM (SP0+I)

255 I need a lover who won't blow my cover.

Posted by: Godzilla, Hiding at the bottom of Tokyo Bay. at March 30, 2017 06:20 PM (gbWkA)

256 Nood Hillary Windows

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 30, 2017 06:21 PM (/f1mm)

257 244 Since somebody already went with the woolly mammoth, I'd bring back the saber-tooth tiger, in honor of Snagglepuss.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 30, 2017 06:15 PM (dargh)

No such animal. Smilodon wasn't a tiger

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 06:23 PM (z/Ubi)

258 I think I'm turning Japanese

Posted by: Godzilla, Hiding at the bottom of Tokyo Bay. at March 30, 2017 06:23 PM (gbWkA)

259

There's not much in this "announcement". It's just a theory that may be true, but maybe not. It's Daspletosaurus (already known, not new)... plus "Oh, those foramina... could that be a sex thing, Bob?"... "Maybe, probably a hunting thing, though"... "But sex isn't ruled out?"... "Ummmm... no"... "Hot damn! Let's write up an announcement!"

Posted by: otho at March 30, 2017 06:24 PM (lmIoG)

260 zero to 1000 mph in sixty seconds ... SES 10 ... good burn, all looks good

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2017 06:26 PM (TmCOq)

261 Bring back the Dire Wolf and the saber-toothed cat. That would solve our over population of little foo-foo dogs.

Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 06:29 PM (gbWkA)

262 No ball gags. This is tasteful, remember.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 06:18 PM (tHwdc)

Who said they had to be unflavored?

I haven't done the research, but I'm pretty sure (given the nature of the internet) you could probably find them BBQ or bacon or chardonnay flavored or whatever.

I mean, heck, a bit of ingenuity you could probably figure out how to make one with chocolate in it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 06:38 PM (CPk08)

263 Fine, Miley. Fine.

Go masturbate without me. (sulks)

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 06:56 PM (CPk08)

264 I see dead pterodactyls.

Posted by: jbspry at March 30, 2017 07:09 PM (mCOPv)

265 "Sheesh. So now they say the baddest-ass dinosaur of all sexed other dinosaurs with his face? Only took them a couple billion years to turn T-Rex into a homo. What's next, Rock Hudson?"

No, silly. Rock HudSTONE. Don't you watch the Flintstones? He was giving face to Ann Margrock.

Posted by: jbspry at March 30, 2017 07:11 PM (mCOPv)

266 Know who else had a really sensitive nose?

Hitler.
That's who.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2017 08:06 PM (H5rtT)

267
If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love was a biography, I take it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 09:04 PM (v1g1+)

268
261 Bring back the Dire Wolf and the saber-toothed cat. That would solve our over population of little foo-foo dogs.
Posted by: Strobe at March 30, 2017 06:29 PM (gbWkA)

Best suggestion of the year! They'd go through those foo-foos like they were popcorn!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 09:06 PM (v1g1+)

269 Like Eskimo kisses. Aww. So, yeah, they were like a huge iguana, okay, but iguana mating rituals are brutal, weird, and draw blood. How does this make sense? It doesn't! Ace!

Posted by: Alis at March 30, 2017 09:07 PM (eLvFT)

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