Open Thread For Various Discussions About Everything Except Dresses

Posted by: CBD at 06:29 PM

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1 St

Posted by: Straight Razor at March 26, 2017 06:31 PM (lY6OQ)

2 Sorry, CBD! Thanks for not yelling at me for polluting the food thread.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:32 PM (sBOL1)

3 Wow! I'm usually around 300 or so.

Posted by: Straight Razor at March 26, 2017 06:33 PM (lY6OQ)

4 Go get em

Posted by: not gonna say it at March 26, 2017 06:33 PM (6CZio)

5 First one to talk about dresses, spends a night in the box.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2017 06:33 PM (LAe3v)

6 What about pleated skirts?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2017 06:34 PM (3myMJ)

7 Love the video.

Her dr***, not so much.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:35 PM (sBOL1)

8 Everybody must still be discussing oysters.

Posted by: Straight Razor at March 26, 2017 06:36 PM (lY6OQ)

9 Whose box?
Makes a difference you know.

Posted by: not gonna say it at March 26, 2017 06:36 PM (6CZio)

10 Everything except dresses??? Whut? Is this the Soviet Union or something???

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:37 PM (dFi94)

11
I would assume that if someone sprayed another person with pepper spray that kicking their ass in retribution is not only legal but required.

But to what level of ass-kicking? Is there a dollar limit of hospitalization costs that they incur, since they started it?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 06:37 PM (ZFUt7)

12 @8
I believe you had the duty SR.

Posted by: not gonna say it at March 26, 2017 06:37 PM (6CZio)

13 Can we talk about hippies? It says Hippie at the top. Is that a topic for talking?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:38 PM (dFi94)

14 Problem was it was Leftists using that pepper spray on Pro Trump people

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 06:38 PM (GPaiX)

15 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2017 06:38 PM (BO/km)

16 Because I was looking at some hippie dresses on Friday with my sister.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:38 PM (dFi94)

17 If anyone still cares, and probably no one does, my spirit animal has still not had her baby giraffe yet.

I went overdue with my first two kids, but by my fourth, I was popping them out early. C'mon April, get with the program.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:39 PM (sBOL1)

18 CBD, Thanks for this new thread. I get to see those SJWs maced and laugh at the no-dress discussion theme. (Although I'm sure bluebell will look lovely in that dress.)

Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 06:39 PM (V+03K)

19 Sheesh, almost 10 minutes in, and not a single mention of hittability in photo 1. What's happened to you people? Are you all discussing dresses offline?

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2017 06:39 PM (LAe3v)

20 I suppose shoe talk is out of the question?

Posted by: Zombie Imelda Marcos at March 26, 2017 06:39 PM (Tyii7)

21 Because I was looking at some hippie dresses on Friday with my sister.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:38 PM (dFi94)

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Is this the sister that moved away (Colorado, maybe?)

Find anything good?

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:40 PM (sBOL1)

22 I suppose shoe talk is out of the question?

Posted by: Zombie Imelda Marcos at March 26, 2017 06:39 PM (Tyii7)
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I bought three pair last week. Was that wrong?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:40 PM (dFi94)

23 20
I suppose shoe talk is out of the question?

Posted by: Zombie Imelda Marcos

Sequins? What about sequins?

Posted by: Richard Simmons at March 26, 2017 06:40 PM (LAe3v)

24 Dammit. I was going to describe this dress that I'm about to remove, and its removal, in great detail. But it's been expressly forbidden. Oh well!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 06:40 PM (tHwdc)

25 I wonder if there is any new tech in the works for controlling professional mobs of dirty hippies?

Some companies out there must be working on sound or water or waves of drone stingers that can herd the paid hippie masses into waiting scoops?

Be fun to watch and open up a whole new field of employment for those who want jobs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (5VlCp)

26 Problem was it was Leftists using that pepper spray on Pro Trump people
Posted by: Skip

Well I read the Washington Post today sir and they certainly didn't see the actual events that way!

(Unless you read, very, very, very carefully.)

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (ZFUt7)

27 I bought three pair last week. Was that wrong?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:40 PM (dFi94)
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That is never wrong.

I only bought one. I need to catch up.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (sBOL1)

28 I love that "Inspirational" poster. heh,

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (uKRys)

29 They be zeros pep.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (BO/km)

30 Is it just me or does Howard Dean look like Lee Harvey Oswald ? I've always thought that he did. heh.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (G1lQo)

31 (Thank you, JTB.)

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (sBOL1)

32 24
Dammit. I was going to describe this dress that I'm about to remove, and
its removal, in great detail. But it's been expressly forbidden. Oh
well!

Look, every rule has to have some flexibility built in, or we're just being pedantic. I don't want it said that I'm pedantic.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (LAe3v)

33 I bought three pair last week. Was that wrong?

Only if you haven't filled six walk-in closets yet, dear.

Posted by: Zombie Imelda Marcos at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (Tyii7)

34 15 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?
Posted by: freaked
______

Yes.

Posted by: Huma's Lawyer at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (2Omzf)

35 Is this the sister that moved away (Colorado, maybe?)

Find anything good?

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:40 PM (sBOL1)
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Yes, my sister flew in for about a week to help my mom navigate some of the legal papers involved with my dad's care. We went downtown Lake Geneva - they have a lot of resort wear and some of it borders on hippie sometimes. I saw some skirts (NOT DRESSES CBD) but they were too long for me.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (dFi94)

36 private to Jack Straw: agreed on rum being Nature's Perfect Food or whatever it is that you said. I do love rum.

Have been to the Cruzan distillery in St. Croix and it is the deal of the century. $5 for the tour. You get to see the molasses cooking and really get up close and personal to the process.

At the end, you get to try 2 shots AND you get 2 mixed drinks.

Did I mention $5?

Despite the fact that Beam people bought this family business, it is still run like the family business.

Same day went over to the Diageo "Captain Morgan Experience." Captain Morgan, the rum, has no real connection to STX, though Captain Morgan the pirate is rumored to have anchored there. But anyway, the "Experience" is a big corporate multimedia production chock full of commercials for Captain Morgan.

For $10 you get to ride a little pirate ship themed tram around the plant and see, from the outside, the big industrial distillery. If you didn't know better it could be an oil refinery (like the one you can see from the parking lot). It is huge. Your fee gets you a token for 1 mixed drink.

Can you tell which one I liked better?

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (HV1LS)

37 Can we talk about kilts?

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2017 06:43 PM (Z56vq)

38 "First one to talk about dresses, spends a night in the box."

Old and busted: The Barrel.

The new hotness: The Box.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 26, 2017 06:43 PM (noWW6)

39 Anybody wanna see a picture of my new Yamaha outboard? No pockets.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

40 fun to watch and open up a whole new field of employment for those who want jobs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2017 06:41 PM (5VlCp)

Where do I apply!

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2017 06:43 PM (uKRys)

41 Anybody wanna see a picture of my new Yamaha outboard? No pockets.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

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No pockets? I hope it has sleeves, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:45 PM (sBOL1)

42 I'm wearing an old housedre**. It's 80 degrees outside and this is my go to comfie outfit when it's hot.

Not ready to turn on the a/c yet.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2017 06:45 PM (Z56vq)

43 Man o Man is North Carolina going to end up playing South Carolina in the Final Four?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:45 PM (dFi94)

44 grammie winger...hippy dresses can be cute. i've got a couple that i love.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 26, 2017 06:46 PM (fZXYQ)

45 39 Anybody wanna see a picture of my new Yamaha outboard? No pockets.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

++++

Sure.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2017 06:46 PM (Ivjge)

46 Grammie that would have to be the final, USC is up against Gonzaga.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:46 PM (HV1LS)

47 This will never not be funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBMWgMn52I

#Feelthebern

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2017 06:46 PM (8nWyX)

48 Since it's Sunday evening, the menu is "Fend for Yourself"

I had popcorn, he made himself an egg sandwich.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2017 06:47 PM (Z56vq)

49 Big Black Max was Winners Dog (best non-champion male of his breed) at today's show in Fort Worth for a 4-point major, putting him at 12 of the 15 he needs. He had already won the title of "Dog We Want Most to Finish So We Never Have to Show Him Again".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 26, 2017 06:47 PM (gYfDM)

50
Yamaha is like the Rhode Island of outboard engines.

Mercury. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 06:48 PM (ZFUt7)

51 I'm gonna break a rule here to tell Bluebell that she is going to look stunning in that dress.

I wouldn't try a flask in the pocket, though. I think it would make to cute pleats lay funny.

Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2017 06:48 PM (xVuS6)

52 @47 hippies cry. Sad.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:48 PM (HV1LS)

53 grammie winger...hippy dresses can be cute. i've got a couple that i love.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 26, 2017 06:46 PM (fZXYQ)
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I love hippie dre**eS. The only bad thing is I have to wear a bra, not like the good old days when things pointed east. Now they point south, and need a puppet master.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:48 PM (dFi94)

54 Bluebelle.
I just looked. Great dress.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 06:49 PM (0tfLf)

55 >>Can you tell which one I liked better?

That's a tough one.

A good friend of mine grew up in St Croix and moved back a couple years ago to be a charter captain. Bastard.

When I lived in PR we used to do the tour when we were feeling particular broke or thirsty or both. They used to have a distillery right across San Juan harbor, might still be there for all I know. And back then the tour was free and so was the complimentary rum drinks on their outdoor patio.

Yea it was Bacardi but it was free and we were young and stupid and I love me some rum.

You inspired me to pour a Mt Gay and tonic. Cheers!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

56
#BlackOutboardsMatter

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 06:49 PM (ZFUt7)

57 Big Black Max was Winners Dog (best non-champion
male of his breed) at today's show in Fort Worth for a 4-point major,
putting him at 12 of the 15 he needs. He had already won the title of
"Dog We Want Most to Finish So We Never Have to Show Him Again".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 26, 2017 06:47 PM (gYfDM)
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That's amazing, Kodos. Do dog shows go year round, or is there a limited season?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:50 PM (dFi94)

58 Payless filed for bankruptcy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2017 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

59 Oh, and totally agree with the no flask in the dress pocket.

But man is a resourceful animal. I provide solutions:

http://preview.alturl.com/x2u5e

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:50 PM (HV1LS)

60 10 Everything except dresses??? Whut? Is this the Soviet Union or something???
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:37 PM (dFi94)

******

Svimmvear!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 06:51 PM (0tfLf)

61 Emmie - it will be open bar, I'm sure of that. No need for a flask!

Diogenes - thank you! I didn't think any men would even bother to look! Not that anyone would care except my dress posse that helped me tremendously last weekened.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:51 PM (sBOL1)

62 https://tinyurl.com/n6yf8bf
Protestors spraying Trump supporters

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 06:51 PM (GPaiX)

63 @grammie @59 can apply for you too....

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:52 PM (HV1LS)

64 >>Mercury. Accept no substitutes.

Motorhead, please. Mercury's are for poseurs.

I was gonna go for a Suzuki cause they are a tremendously underrated motor and we sell them (mostly cause we sell them) but I had a weight issue to deal with.

Seriously, Mercurys just aren't a thing here and trying to find a good Merc mechanic or resell the boat would be harder.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

65 Good heavens, blaster. How do you find these things?

No, don't answer that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:53 PM (sBOL1)

66 @grammie @59 can apply for you too....

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:52 PM (HV1LS)
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Thank you blaster! You're so thoughtful. Always thinking of others.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 06:53 PM (dFi94)

67 Thanks for announcing "Nood", you miscreants.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 06:53 PM (6gk0M)

68
Payless filed for bankruptcy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Damn. Going to have to break that news to the wife gently. One of her greatest joys in life is paying full price for her shoes and getting me a pair of sneakers half off.

BoGO. Or something. Some high end math involved.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 06:53 PM (ZFUt7)

69 Bluebell.
I'm in a house full of wemenzs.
Spousal unit, daughters and one dog. (I decided not to say bitch cause I'm a swell guy.)
So yeah. I can do fashion.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 06:53 PM (0tfLf)

70 So I followed bluebells link. Now all my Q ads are dresses. Sigh.

Facebook tempted me with a watch ad, one of those things where you can get in early on the investment blah blah blah. Because, you know, R&D on watches.

Whatever.

Facebook will NOT stop hounding me about watches.

Some of which are pretty darned cool and I Must. Not. Click.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:54 PM (HV1LS)

71 Lots and lots of new stuff in my shop. So many here have been good to me and I appreciate it so much. So many pretty's there... check it out

Just click on ma nic ya'll...

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 26, 2017 06:54 PM (CNHr1)

72 Aw, blaster, you looked too? How sweet.

Sorry about the dress ads, though. Good thing Mrs. blaster is out of town. Start looking up guns and other manly stuff right away.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:55 PM (sBOL1)

73 Do dog shows go year round, or is there a limited season?

Apart from a couple of weeks at the end of December, they're year-round.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 26, 2017 06:55 PM (K2ygU)

74 Too late for the movie thread, I watched 'The Founder' yesterday/this morning, a movie about Ray Kroc, the guy who took McDonald's national.

Michael Keaton does a really good performance. What you think of Ray Kroc after it's all over, I'll leave to you to decide.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

75 Blaster.
Quick fix. Do a search for Victoria's Secret.
Problem solved.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 06:55 PM (0tfLf)

76 Jewells I don't know if you saw but I volunteered you to design ace's wedding ring.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:55 PM (HV1LS)

77 Open Thread For Various Discussions About Everything Except Dresses

Don't listen to him. Once the number of comments goes past 100, you have a constitutional right to comment about anything you want, and there's nothing that he can do about it.

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 26, 2017 06:56 PM (vRcUp)

78 I love that the alien does the Nuh-Uh Honey head bob and finger wave.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 26, 2017 06:57 PM (PhYV5)

79
Seriously, Mercurys just aren't a thing here and trying to find a good Merc mechanic or resell the boat would be harder.
Posted by: JackStraw

That's interesting. Here -- in an area I would describe as from NJ, DE, VA, NC, SC -- Mercury dealers are everywhere.
Evinrude probably second place.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 06:57 PM (ZFUt7)

80 49 ... Kodos, congrats on today's success at the show.

Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 06:57 PM (V+03K)

81 @Diogenes well took your advice and now my Q ads are for Toyotas and cheap eyeglasses.

Not sure how that works but now I will listen to bluebell and look up guns and ammo.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:58 PM (HV1LS)

82 Cop shoots hippie's therapy dog.
Hippie starts crying hysterically as her beloved dog bleeds out on the sidewalk.
Cop tells her to "Shut the fuck up or I'll give you something to cry about!"
Hippie can't stop crying.
Cop pepper sprays hippie.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 26, 2017 06:58 PM (0mRoj)

83 Pepper spray is organic? Gosh, I'm going to have to convince them that it's for their own good. Might work, once. Assuming they just smoked organic herb, I might get it in several times. :p

Posted by: Doom at March 26, 2017 06:58 PM (ChhNd)

84 I love that the alien does the Nuh-Uh Honey head bob and finger wave.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 26, 2017 06:57 PM (PhYV5)

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Second best part, next to the disco ball.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 06:58 PM (sBOL1)

85 62 https://tinyurl.com/n6yf8bf
Protestors spraying Trump supporters
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 06:51 PM (GPaiX)

+++

The way Yahoo sees it, Trump supporters and "counter-supporters" clashed at rally - in other words, not one side is chastised for the disruption, although they did manage to point out that a few of the "counter-supporters" were arrested.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2017 06:58 PM (Ivjge)

86 Whoever was recommending Seattle as a place for oysters, maybe not so much for a while.

http://tinyurl.com/kyoc598

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

87 Evninkvear!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (FtrY1)

88 58: NOOOOO. Payless is the only place I don't mind for buying shoes. They have real feet sizes and they don't insist on helping you.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (Jen0I)

89 New report, I searched for cheaper than dirt and followed google's link, and now my Q ads are for Verizon FiOS which is already my provider.

So I guess I have canceled out my cookies.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (HV1LS)

90 Almost posted a few times ( but don't think I did)
Anyone know of Vic's whereabouts today?

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 07:00 PM (GPaiX)

91 Facebook will NOT stop hounding me about watches.

Some of which are pretty darned cool and I Must. Not. Click.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 06:54 PM (HV1LS)

Seiko 5 Automatic.

It was good enough for Gene Kranz, I see no reason to dispute his opinion.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2017 07:00 PM (8nWyX)

92 Man what a game! (nobody better mention Wisconsin)

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:00 PM (dFi94)

93 Blaster
It worked too well for me.
Mrs D was wanting to know wtf I was searching???
Had to blow $60 on something for her.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:01 PM (0tfLf)

94 We need a national melt a special snowflake day, not literally melt, but a day to taunt and tease them and make them wear purple pussy hats knitted from the wool of organic sheep. Alas, not sure Paul Ryan can marshall that through the House.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 26, 2017 07:02 PM (PX+kj)

95 Look, every rule has to have some flexibility built in, or we're just being pedantic. I don't want it said that I'm pedantic.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2017 06:42 PM (LAe3v)

Nah, I wouldn't want the banhammer to fall on my nakedness.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 07:02 PM (tHwdc)

96 >>That's interesting. Here -- in an area I would describe as from NJ, DE, VA, NC, SC -- Mercury dealers are everywhere.
Evinrude probably second place.

Huh, that is weird. Up here it's Yamaha by a long margin, then Suzuki and both Merc and Evinrude are back in the pack. The e-tec is interesting but again, lack of guys who can work on it up here I think holds the market down.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

97 I guess pantsuits are still on the approved list?

Posted by: Some Fat Broad in Chappaqua at March 26, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

98 Svimmvear!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 06:51 PM (0tfLf)

Evninkvear!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (FtrY1)
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Never not funny: https://youtu.be/5CaMUfxVJVQ

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 07:03 PM (sBOL1)

99 This will never not be funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBMWgMn52I

#Feelthebern

Posted by: hogmartin

That idiot certainly deserved it, but I don't feel comfortable about the fact that they've degenerated into rabid animals. We shouldn't have to deal with that sh*t.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:04 PM (vRcUp)

100 Seiko 5 Automatic.

It was good enough for Gene Kranz, I see no reason to dispute his opinion.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2017 07:00 PM (8nWyX)

My arms are quite hirsute I can't wear steel bracelets, but I googled this and their is a canvas band one at Jet.com for $114.

Must. Not. Click.

Yeah, I like watches.

I am not like a Tag or Rolex guy (cannot afford) but I like big dials. Current king of my watch castle is a Diesel Big Daddy 2.0 in Red. And if you google that no, we did NOT pay that (birthday gift from wifey).

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:04 PM (HV1LS)

101 >>>I love hippie dre**eS.

i wear matching colored bras and thin, 3/4 sleeve ralph lauren sweaters with mine.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 26, 2017 07:04 PM (fZXYQ)

102 Hippie Tears are viagra for the pineal gland.

Posted by: Phone of Blake Lively's Racist Booty at March 26, 2017 07:04 PM (1ZlS3)

103 Too bad ~~Wisconsin~~ Ohio State didn't even come close to anything resembling the rankings this season.

In my 90's and Aughts Brackets, I used to choose every Big Ten team to not make the Final Four, Arizona to get upset, Seton Hall to advance to the Sweet Sixteen and two 7/10 and 5/12 teams to advance.

I used to win enough money to keep me ahead of The Pace.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:05 PM (6gk0M)

104 Wait wait wait.

JackStraw did you say Mt. Gay and...tonic?

Not of the body.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:07 PM (HV1LS)

105 Too late for the movie thread, I watched 'The
Founder' yesterday/this morning, a movie about Ray Kroc, the guy who
took McDonald's national.

Michael Keaton does a really good performance. What you think of Ray Kroc after it's all over, I'll leave to you to decide.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

That is a good flick.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2017 07:07 PM (uKRys)

106 For those of you who came here looking for a gun thread, allow me to gloat that I'm signed up for the October Urban Rifle course at Thunder Ranch.

Posted by: PabloD at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (7wxks)

107 Huh, that is weird. Up here it's Yamaha by a long margin, then Suzuki and both Merc and Evinrude are back in the pack. The e-tec is interesting but again, lack of guys who can work on it up here I think holds the market down.
Posted by: JackStraw

I remember pulling in to an obscure backwater Mercury dealer in Virginia years ago. Needed something inconsequential. Looked up on wall and their was 16 x 20 signed autographed picture of Ollie North on the wall.

That's 'merica son.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (ZFUt7)

108 Haha...thanks for the reminder of Wisconsin game.so much awesome

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (5Uq5D)

109 I like N. Carolina for some reason.

...Oh Yeah.

...they can defeat Duke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (6gk0M)

110 Hippy tears make me think about the best version of Cry Me A River. I vote Joe Cocker.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (PX+kj)

111 ***

Do y'all think Richard Simmons is alive?

Posted by: Uhmm at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (6Ti7b)

112 We visited the puppies again! We are trying to decide between the two boy puppies: one is the biggest one in the litter and the other is the smallest. The big boy is cuddly, the small one is agile.
Hubby & KTY are leaning towards big & cuddly.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (Om16U)

113 Evinrude- Sucks- My dad built C and D class racing boats from zip nada and the engines as well. I replaced more lower units than a Subic Bay whore.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:09 PM (koJdH)

114 Posted by: PabloD at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (7wxks)

Does the price include a rifle?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 26, 2017 07:09 PM (PhYV5)

115 Votermom, what kind of puppies?

Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (xVuS6)

116 Well that's it for Kentucky.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (dFi94)

117 Hubby KTY are leaning towards big cuddly.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (Om16U)
========================

I think that's a good choice too.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (dFi94)

118 86 Whoever was recommending Seattle as a place for oysters, maybe not so much for a while.

http://tinyurl.com/kyoc598
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)
******

No worries. The asshats who control Seattle and King County will use this as an excuse to create another tax.
Marxist sh*theads.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (0tfLf)

119 Has bluebell become disruptive? A discipline problem?

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)

120 Whoever was recommending Seattle as a place for oysters, maybe not so much for a while.

http://tinyurl.com/kyoc598

Posted by: JackStraw

Well, as long as they're cooked, that should kill any of the bacteria in the sewage. Come to think of it, wouldn't the stomach acid kill any bacteria in there?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:11 PM (vRcUp)

121 >>>Thanks for announcing "Nood", you miscreants.

we were waiting for your corn recipe

Posted by: concrete girl at March 26, 2017 07:11 PM (fZXYQ)

122 I ~~replaced~~ yanked more lower units than a Subic Bay whore.

There. That's how you make a simile.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:11 PM (JZdsf)

123 Sorry Diesel Mr. Daddy 2.0.

That watchline used to be called Super Bad Ass.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:11 PM (HV1LS)

124 115 Votermom, what kind of puppies?
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (xVuS6)
******

Sweater puppies???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (0tfLf)

125 WOW one point game!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (dFi94)

126 ..."I replaced more lower units than a Subic Bay whore."
-Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:09 PM (koJdH)

*Throws Flag*

-Shoe-Horning, (koJdH), offense.
-Ten Yards.
-Repeat First-Down.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (6gk0M)

127 Dammit. I was going to describe this dress that I'm about to remove, and its removal, in great detail. But it's been expressly forbidden. Oh well!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

That's enough for Morons! We'll be in our bunks.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (81V3b)

128 >>Not of the body.

Hey, I admitted to drinking Bacardi. Don't judge me!

Long story but I've been drinking Mt Gay forever but I love just all rum. I've got some Cruzan and also some Myers in the cabinet along with the Mt Gay right now.

Whenever I go some place where rum is the local thang I try it. Lights, darks, not a rum prejudicial bone in my body.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

129 Has bluebell become disruptive? A discipline problem?
Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)

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Qui, moi?

You sound like Sister Mary Frances.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (sBOL1)

130 "There. That's how you make a simile."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:11 PM (JZdsf)

^Professional^

Thank You!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:13 PM (6gk0M)

131 So what's going on? Are we boned?

Posted by: josephistan at March 26, 2017 07:13 PM (ANIFC)

132
You sound like Sister Mary Frances.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (sBOL1)
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I hear that a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:13 PM (Sfs6o)

133 "We were waiting for your corn recipe."
-Posted by: concrete girl at March 26, 2017 07:11 PM (fZXYQ)

*shakes head*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (6gk0M)

134 >>> Brussels sprouts vs Okra wars have broken out.<<<

This
is a egregious breach of the protocols of the Geneva Convention. Next
someone will be telling me that chowing on a pig's uterus is a delicacy
in Peruvia.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (MF/hn)

135 Rhode Island made one hell of a chicken.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (ivHkJ)

136 Do y'all think Richard Simmons is alive?

Isn't that him singing 'I will survive' in the video?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

137 ^Professional^

Thank You!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:13 PM (6gk0M)

*curtsies*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (JZdsf)

138 119 Has bluebell become disruptive? A discipline problem?
Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)
*****

Not at all.
She has a dress that hides a dagger and has straps that double as gorrotes.
You don't want to ask her where she keeps the PPK.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (0tfLf)

139 lmao Blaster... I may need some input from you guys. What kind of wedding ring would an ewok wear anyway?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (CNHr1)

140 JackStraw my current fave is The Kraken. Best spiced rum bar none.

Make sure to mix it Coke de Mexico because cane sugar makes it taste SO much better.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (HV1LS)

141 TIE !!!!!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (dFi94)

142 -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (JZdsf)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (6gk0M)

143 No time out. Perfect.

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (48QDY)

144 That's interesting. Here -- in an area I would describe as from NJ, DE, VA, NC, SC -- Mercury dealers are everywhere.
Evinrude probably second place.

Huh, that is weird. Up here it's Yamaha by a long margin, then Suzuki and both Merc and Evinrude are back in the pack. The e-tec is interesting but again, lack of guys who can work on it up here I think holds the market down.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

=======

I've had great luck with Mariner motors by Mercury. Very tough. When young and dumb, I ran through a muck bank and plugged up the water inlets and impeller. I finished out the day and took it out one other day before noticing it was not pissing water. No damage to the motor.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (jvDoo)

145 What the heck kind of game is this anyway

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (dFi94)

146 Carole and Paula were hippyish chicks, they never wore any dresses IIRC.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (vRcUp)

147
The thing I loved about Mercury is no matter how many horsepower - maybe it stopped at 100 - never checked above that -- you pull the cowling off and there would be this nice little waterproof bag with a rope starter.

I tried once, on a 60 horse engine. Because I really, really thought it *might* conceivably be possible.

Maybe for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not me.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (ZFUt7)

148 That idiot certainly deserved it, but I don't feel comfortable about the fact that they've degenerated into rabid animals. We shouldn't have to deal with that sh*t.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:04 PM (vRcUp)

Nope, it shouldn't have come to that, but "congratulations! your prize for committing assault and battery on video is OC directly into your dumb face" does keep me a little warmer at night.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2017 07:16 PM (8nWyX)

149 I was thinking something like the dolphin ring that Will Smith gave to the stripper in Independence Day.

But with Sarlaacs.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:17 PM (HV1LS)

150 Go Zags!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:17 PM (0tfLf)

151 I use to love watches, almost had a Tag Hauer F-1 once, but seem to have lost my love for them with a phone in my pocket that can remind me what time it is.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 07:17 PM (GPaiX)

152 *shades of Christian Laetener?*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:17 PM (6gk0M)

153 I haven't seen Andy Cap in long time. But this discussion reminded me of his wife buying "some new clothes". He asked her what it cost. She said nothing really, it was 50% off, so she used the amount she saved to pay for it.

His expression has been on many a man's face.

Posted by: The Real Bruce at March 26, 2017 07:18 PM (Qr8dA)

154 *Laettner, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:18 PM (6gk0M)

155 I use to love watches, almost had a Tag Hauer F-1 once,

Almost?

Did the guy notice you trying to get it off his wrist?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:19 PM (JZdsf)

156 Not at all.
She has a dress that hides a dagger and has straps that double as gorrotes.
You don't want to ask her where she keeps the PPK.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:14 PM (0tfLf)
---------
In that case, I'd better be polite!

(I miss all the good threads)

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)

157 We shall put our heads together then blaster when the day comes. If it ever comes.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 26, 2017 07:19 PM (CNHr1)

158 Wow. Good game. Good game. NC is in. SC is in.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:19 PM (dFi94)

159 G'Night, Bluegrass State.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:19 PM (6gk0M)

160 You people want a hippie dress? Here's your hippie dress:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8pjjtk

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:20 PM (vRcUp)

161 I always feel bad for the kids on the losing team.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:20 PM (dFi94)

162 I hat that stupid Oregon team. I hope they choke on their ducks.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:21 PM (dFi94)

163 >>I always feel bad for the kids on the losing team.

Well that's because you're a Cubs fan.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

164 Doigenes- You missed the garter with the 357 holster at mid thigh.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:21 PM (koJdH)

165 153
I haven't seen Andy Cap in long time. But this discussion reminded me of
his wife buying "some new clothes". He asked her what it cost. She said
nothing really, it was 50% off, so she used the amount she saved to pay
for it.

His expression has been on many a man's face.

Posted by: The Real Bruce at March 26, 2017 07:18 PM (Qr8dA)

We have an understanding, the wife and I. I don't ask what she spent on clothes and shoes, and she doesn't ask what I spend on guns and ammo. But neither of us are particularly irresponsible about it either.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2017 07:22 PM (GX63o)

166 You people want a hippie dress? Here's your hippie dress:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8pjjtk

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:20 PM (vRcUp)
==================

oh dear

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:22 PM (dFi94)

167 Well, at least one of my teams made the Final Four.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 26, 2017 07:23 PM (qJhUV)

168 >>I always feel bad for the kids on the losing team.

Well that's because you're a Cubs fan.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)
==========================

Seven days to go. Don't start with me.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:23 PM (dFi94)

169 Do y'all think Richard Simmons is alive?
Posted by: Uhmm at March 26, 2017 07:08 PM (6Ti7b)

Ummmmmm...Yes. If he was dead, oh the drama!

Poor bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2017 07:24 PM (5VlCp)

170 147
The thing I loved about Mercury is no matter how many horsepower - maybe it stopped at 100 - never checked above that -- you pull the cowling off and there would be this nice little waterproof bag with a rope starter.

I tried once, on a 60 horse engine. Because I really, really thought it *might* conceivably be possible.

Maybe for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not me.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 07:15 PM (ZFUt7)

I witnessed 6 Filipinos pull-start a Mitsubishi 6-cylinder diesel on a banka boat one day.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 26, 2017 07:24 PM (ivHkJ)

171 >>Seven days to go. Don't start with me.

I haven't even begun with you, missy.

We got a whole new season.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

172 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

It's because Hillary's running again, full stop.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2017 07:25 PM (5dOnv)

173 Grammie, who are the Ducks playing?

I graduated from there you know, and I think if I tried or possibly had my brains swapped with an anteater's, I could care less about UofO sports.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2017 07:26 PM (0hI48)

174 161 I always feel bad for the kids on the losing team.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:20 PM (dFi94)

They go home and have to listen to their dads berate them about what stupid worthless losers and complete and total failures they are.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 26, 2017 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

175 86
Whoever was recommending Seattle as a place for oysters, maybe not so much for a while.

http://tinyurl.com/kyoc598

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

Just stay away from the off-color slimy ones. And brush off the bits of Charmin, first.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2017 07:26 PM (GX63o)

176 We got a whole new season.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:24 PM (/tuJf)
======================

It's weird to think that the Cubs won the WS on a Wednesday, and the following Tuesday, Trump was elected. That's how long we've known that Hillary Clinton will never be president. Time flies when you're having fun.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:27 PM (dFi94)

177 Do y'all think Richard Simmons is alive?

Isn't that him singing 'I will survive' in the video?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Nah, if it was him, he'd be singing 'I will thurvive'.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:28 PM (vRcUp)

178 Back when I was a pup and stationed in Europe and traveling around the world I had this Armitron that had a good slide rule bezel (and the eyes to read it) and when I went to a new country I would just dial the exchange rate in. It must have been about $20 at the PX. It has been lost to time, but I loved that thing. And yeah, the dial was big.

My current stable of watches is an LG Urbane 2 SmartWatch (it has its own number! I can call you from my watch just like Dick Tracy!), and a Ferrari Lap Time (because I can't afford a 308 GTSi Magnum car), and a big dial Fossil Nate, and a Pulsar with an E6B slide rule that I seriously don't have the eyes to read the calculator, as well as the aforementioned Mr. Daddy 2.0.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:30 PM (HV1LS)

179 60 Minutes is gonna tell us about "Fake News".

Rich.

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2017 07:30 PM (48QDY)

180 "Seven days to go. Don't start with me."
-Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:23 PM (dFi94)

As closely as I follow Cleveland Indians baseball, even if we had the two pitchers we lost in the last month of the season?

Our retreads and Minor-Leaguers pitched so well that there wouldn't have been that much of a difference.

The only thing that we might have banked-on is having one or two extra innings from our stellar bullpen.

That being said? I cannot say that it would have made "all the difference", let alone any.

You enjoy those parades, memories and T-Shirts, grammie.

-Cubs Win
-Cubs Win
-Cubs Win!!!

Ho-Lee-Cow!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:31 PM (6gk0M)

181 Open Thread For Various Discussions About Everything Except Dresses

I'm all-in for the Maoist Pantsuit thread!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 26, 2017 07:31 PM (eeTCA)

182 You enjoy those parades, memories and T-Shirts, grammie.

-Cubs Win

-Cubs Win

-Cubs Win!!!

Ho-Lee-Cow!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:31 PM (6gk0M)
===========================

Thank you Slap, that's very gracious of you. I remember the wonderful play-by-play you did during the Series. Stellar.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:32 PM (dFi94)

183 >>Time flies when you're having fun.

I bet it was a hard call for you to pick which of those two event was better. What an incredible week that must have been for you.

But all that ends soon. We are coming for you guys this year and we are bringing lots of (mostly) healthy young arms. Harvey hit 97 today and he might be our 3rd pitcher. Maybe.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf)

184 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

Well, there's always murder/suicide...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 26, 2017 07:32 PM (qJhUV)

185 164 Doigenes- You missed the garter with the 357 holster at mid thigh.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:21 PM (koJdH)
******

I will not comment on bluebells thighs.
Those soft supple....
Ahem.
Nope.
Mouth shut!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2017 07:33 PM (0tfLf)

186 60 Minutes is gonna tell us about "Fake News".

Rich.

Finally, something they are expert in.

I don't think I watched that show since, oh, the John Stossel days.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 26, 2017 07:34 PM (2VN2E)

187 Uh, you must be talking about someone else at this point.

Not me.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 07:34 PM (sBOL1)

188 Doh, I'm thinking of 20/20. Just as bad.

Never mind.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 26, 2017 07:35 PM (2VN2E)

189 You're quite welcome, grammie.

I was okay, I guess.

*draws sneaker through dirt*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:35 PM (6gk0M)

190 Why do the coaches in BBall wear suits? They should have to wear the uniform of the players like in baseball.

Or the other way around.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2017 07:35 PM (5VlCp)

191 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 26, 2017 07:34 PM (2VN2E)

Stayed on CBS after game. Not for long tho.

Posted by: Golfman at March 26, 2017 07:35 PM (48QDY)

192 You guys remember Lynn Russell on CNN back in the old days? There used to be a picture of her with a revolver in a garter.

Recently she and her husband were in a hotel, someone tried to break in, and someone - I think the husband, shot the intruder.

It was one of those feelgood stories of the day.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:35 PM (HV1LS)

193 hank you Slap, that's very gracious of you. I remember the wonderful play-by-play you did during the Series. Stellar.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:32 PM (dFi94)

Since I was unable to get the game, I hung on every one of Slap's posts. It was a thing to behold!

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2017 07:36 PM (uKRys)

194 Watch was on GoodWill bidding site, went for fraction of what it cost.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 07:36 PM (GPaiX)

195 60 Minutes is gonna tell us about "Fake News".

Followed by champagne in my hotel room!

Posted by: Steve Kroft at March 26, 2017 07:37 PM (/wWB4)

196 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

Well, there's always murder/suicide...

Anthony puts the gun to his head.

"Stop laughing!! YOU'RE NEXT!!!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

197 I bet it was a hard call for you to pick which of those two event was
better. What an incredible week that must have been for you.
===============================

Ummm. Well .... I should probably turn in my copy of the Constitution. In the words of Sean Hannity - "I'm a baaaad American".

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:37 PM (dFi94)

198 Oh... I can't wait to hear what Sixty Bullshit Minutes has to say about "Fake News".

*Hands them The Shovel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:37 PM (6gk0M)

199 Diogenes- The slit to the hip and the derringer in each pocket should have told you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:38 PM (koJdH)

200 oh dear

Posted by: grammie winger

Sorry about that grammie, I realize that The Young Ones is not to everyone's taste.

The main reason I've watched it was because Rik Mayall got his libtard characterization pitch perfect. Several decades before the type turned up here in the US in force. Note how is ashamed of himself for 2 seconds, but then his Alinsky training kicks in, and he starts shouting and making counter accusations. Rik gave us about 20-30 years warning about how vile liberalism was and what they are like, and we ignored him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:38 PM (vRcUp)

201 No one know about Vic? See if he shows up tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 07:38 PM (GPaiX)

202 I explicitly came to speak on dresses, but nevermind...

Posted by: ramblingmother at March 26, 2017 07:38 PM (5PMq8)

203 Thank you, Infidel.

*blushes*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:38 PM (6gk0M)

204 Well, there's always murder/suicide...

Wiener would have to make notes to be sure he did the shooting in the right order.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:38 PM (JZdsf)

205
Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

Well, there's always murder/suicide...

Kids, that's not a bad idea!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 26, 2017 07:39 PM (qJhUV)

206 I was okay, I guess.

*draws sneaker through dirt*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:35 PM (6gk0M)
=======================

More than okay. Lots of folks here couldn't access the game. You brought it to them. It was one of the best things ever.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:39 PM (dFi94)

207 *Flips over to Bob's Burgers.*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:40 PM (6gk0M)

208 You enjoy those parades, memories and T-Shirts, grammie.

-Cubs Win
-Cubs Win
-Cubs Win!!!

Ho-Lee-Cow!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:31 PM (6gk0M)

The 2016 Cubs' playoff games and the MFM coverage of the 2016 presidential election results are two things I can watch over and over again and still enjoy them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2017 07:40 PM (auHtY)

209 They should have to wear the uniform of the players like in baseball.

Is baseball the only sport that does that? Imagine Olympic swim coaches having to stand there in Speedos.

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2017 07:40 PM (/wWB4)

210 I heard from Mrs. Vic yesterday.

She says Vic got his drain tubes removed Wednesday and today (which would be yesterday) he is drinking for the first time in 7-8 weeks.

May explain his absence today!

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:40 PM (HV1LS)

211 No one know about Vic? See if he shows up tomorrow.
Posted by: Skip

Last I recall it was about 9 am a day ago and he was going to hit the rocking chair with some brown. It didn't seem like that great an idea to me, but his life.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 07:41 PM (ZFUt7)

212 History channel show about the guys that escaped from Alcatraz.

A photo of two guys supposed to be the brothers in Brazil in 1975.

Facial recognition dude overlaid pictures from back in the day and damned if it doesn't look like one of the brothers.

Dug up coffins and autopsy. Looks like they got away to Brazil. For real.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 26, 2017 07:41 PM (r/lvo)

213 Watched the move "The Replacements" for the first time last month. Now I think of it (while imagining football players dancing) every time I hear the Gloria Gaynor song "I Will Survive."

Oh, and Brooke Langton in a cheerleader dress ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2017 07:41 PM (ZcAbN)

214 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out".

Use the Bill and Hillary Plan: you do whatever the hell you want, I do whatever I want. Strangers who share a tax ID.

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2017 07:42 PM (/wWB4)

215 We visited the puppies again! We are trying to decide between the two boy puppies...big boy is cuddly, the small one is agile.
Hubby & KTY are leaning towards big & cuddly.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 26, 2017

IMO go with cuddly. Our 2 yr old choc lab is the most loving dog, the older 8 yo yellow is more standoffish. Both great.

Think about why you want a pet, to be a benefit to your family. Do you want one that's more emotionally rewarding or one that's agile?

Posted by: Farmer at March 26, 2017 07:43 PM (o/90i)

216 History channel show about the guys that escaped from Alcatraz.

A photo of two guys supposed to be the brothers in Brazil in 1975.

Facial recognition dude overlaid pictures from back in the day and damned if it doesn't look like one of the brothers.

History Channel? Let me guess. The other one looked exactly like Hitler with 30 years on him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:44 PM (JZdsf)

217 Speaking of pepper spray, watches, ~~dresses~~, outboard motors, etc, Lydia just exacted her string cheese tax, because it is impossible to peel the wrapper without her trying to climb up me. Then she assumed the kittyloaf posture on the floor. A few minutes later, and though there was thankfully nothing like Misha's paint-peeling stink, she looked me in the eye and ripped a very impressive *blurrrt*.

So ladylike, that kitty.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2017 07:44 PM (8nWyX)

218 Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2017 06:38 PM (BO/km)

Gee, I'm glad to hear that. The Weiner seems like such a stand up kind of guy. And when his guy is standing up he's sending pictures of it over the net

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2017 07:45 PM (auHtY)

219 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:44 PM (JZdsf)

Heh.. No.

This one is actually the US Marshals looking into it.

Not those guys that find Hitler everywhere.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 26, 2017 07:45 PM (r/lvo)

220 History Channel? Let me guess. The other one looked exactly like Hitler with 30 years on him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2017 07:44 PM (JZdsf)

CNN: You know who else looks like Hitler with 30 years on him?!?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2017 07:45 PM (auHtY)

221 OH GOODY! MIDDLE EAR INFECTION WITH EAR DRUM PERFORATION

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 26, 2017 07:46 PM (y3aQB)

222 You sound like Sister Mary Frances.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2017 07:12 PM (sBOL1)

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I hear that a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:13 PM (Sfs6o)

That's his nic at the range, bluebell.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 07:46 PM (tHwdc)

223 I keep harkening back to three years before when nobody chimed-in when I did the play-by-play for the Cardinals and Red Sox.

I must have reeled-off thirty lines before noticing that no one else chimed-in on anything but what I was typing about.

I was "new" and I guess people didn't want to hear about Adam Wainwright's curveball, from a New Kid, when the ONT was going-on... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:46 PM (6gk0M)

224 Weiner should consult with Jenna Jameson as to how to get Huma to convert to Judaism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:47 PM (vRcUp)

225 Only thing worse than being bed ridden sick for a week is being bed ridden sick for a week and having to return to your job with a week's worth of work backed up on top of the backed up work you had before you got sick.

First world problem but the suckiest of first world problems.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 26, 2017 07:47 PM (IDPbH)

226 Posted by: EVLINC! at March 26, 2017 07:46 PM (y3aQB)

Look on the bright side-

The rest of the week has to get better.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at March 26, 2017 07:47 PM (r/lvo)

227
60 Minutes is gonna tell us about "Fake News".

Go to the mirror, boy.
Go to the mirror, boy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2017 07:47 PM (IqV8l)

228 ShainS - Did you just not love the cheerleader try out segment? OLe OLe OLe..

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:47 PM (koJdH)

229 "I heard from Mrs. Vic yesterday.

She says Vic got his drain tubes removed Wednesday and today (which would be yesterday) he is drinking for the first time in 7-8 weeks.

May explain his absence today!"
-Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:40 PM (HV1LS)

Thank You for the update!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:48 PM (6gk0M)

230 221 OH GOODY! MIDDLE EAR INFECTION WITH EAR DRUM PERFORATION
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 26, 2017 07:46 PM (y3aQB

My face melted with that at the end of the 2nd Set. Encore?

Posted by: Phone of Blake Lively's Racist Booty at March 26, 2017 07:48 PM (1ZlS3)

231 >>60 Minutes is gonna tell us about "Fake News".

Ah, the memo must've gone out.
Fake News was the first story on the CBS Morning show. Even dusted off Ted Koppel for the occasion. Naturally he claimed it started with Rush and rolled the old footage of fat Rush, the interviewed Sean Hannity, whom Koppel blamed for stirring up the current divide in America (Sean laughed). Then Koppel pleaded with the smug Exec Editor of the NYT to heal the nation. What a spectacle.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2017 07:48 PM (NOIQH)

232 224 Weiner should consult with Jenna Jameson as to how to get Huma to convert to Judaism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 07:47 PM (vRcUp

I'm not a fan of the tattoo sleave Jenna got. Not. At. All.

Posted by: Phone of Blake Lively's Racist Booty at March 26, 2017 07:49 PM (1ZlS3)

233
Why did the Republican Shits betray us on obamacare?

a) They feared losing reelection in 2018.
b) They like obamacare (for us, not them).
c) They stayed true to their principles and believe they can do even better than ryan's bill.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 26, 2017 07:50 PM (kWewi)

234 votermom, another suggestion for cuddly. Even a large standard poodle won't be THAT big.

Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 07:50 PM (V+03K)

235 >>Huma and Anthony are "trying to work it out". Is that so they won't have to testify against each other?

Probably because it looks like Huma (and Hillary) knew about him sexting/skyping with a 14-15 year old, who at times was suicidal, for 4+ months - *and she did nothing about it*.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2017 07:51 PM (NOIQH)

236 There it is...

"Pizzagate" on Sixty Minutes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:51 PM (6gk0M)

237 That's his nic at the range, bluebell.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 07:46 PM (tHwdc)
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I shoot like a nun, or so I'm told.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

238 213 Watched the move "The Replacements" for the first time last month. Now I think of it (while imagining football players dancing) every time I hear the Gloria Gaynor song "I Will Survive."

Oh, and Brooke Langton in a cheerleader dress ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2017 07:41 PM (ZcAbN)

And another enjoyable Keanu Reeves movie.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (IDPbH)

239 Remember way back when when ace was telling us to learn something?

Well, it finally sunk in, after being reinforced by Scott Adams, and improving my talent stack by taking a Python course online.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (HV1LS)

240 Where is Pepe to extrapolate the "facts" from this sideways Conspiracy?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (6gk0M)

241 Why did the Republican Shits betray us on obamacare?
a) They feared losing reelection in 2018.
b) They like obamacare (for us, not them).
c) They stayed true to their principles and believe they can do even better than ryan's bill.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 26, 2017 07:50 PM (kWewi)

d) Optics, bribe money, kick backs and filthy lucre.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (5VlCp)

242 Then Koppel pleaded with the smug Exec Editor of the NYT to heal the nation.

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 26, 2017 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

243 They use the only shit-bound "story" to counter the flow of the narrative.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:53 PM (6gk0M)

244 115 Votermom, what kind of puppies?
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2017 07:10 PM (xVuS6)

Standard poodle.

Now we are in the naming wars!
*dons armor*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 26, 2017 07:54 PM (Om16U)

245
Republicans campaign on conservative values but govern as Democrats.

Republicans campaign for our votes, but govern for Democrat votes.

Who's the real Loser in this relationship, us or the Republicans?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 26, 2017 07:54 PM (kWewi)

246 222. Miley and Weasel, how did the range session go and what was used? This damn cold is keeping me from the range and vicarious shooting will have to suffice for now.

Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 07:54 PM (V+03K)

247 I shoot like a nun, or so I'm told.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

Sometimes I really wish I knew how to photoshop...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (tHwdc)

248 Remember that, until Recently, the Anarchist/Black Bloc/Commie protesters were demonstrating and rioting against globalization? Then they turned on a dime and effectively started supporting it?

Almost as if someone first directed them to go out against globalization in a flakey antisocial way designed to discredit anti-globalization, then directed them to support it once globalization faced actual real, practical pushback?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (t5m5e)

249 Well, it finally sunk in, after being reinforced by Scott Adams, and improving my talent stack by taking a Python course online.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (HV1LS)

Is it something completely different?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (auHtY)

250 I shoot like a nun, or so I'm told.

Posted by: Weasel

My father was a nun. He was in court and the judge asked him, "Occupation?" and he said "Nun".

Posted by: Baldrick at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (vRcUp)

251 Why did the Republican Shits betray us on obamacare?

It's not a betrayal if we were lying the whole time during the elections.

Posted by: The GOPe at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (eeTCA)

252 Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (HV1LS)

What online Python course is it, blaster?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (Om16U)

253 ...and NOW they've discovered "Bots"!

And it is all about Democrats being "victimized".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:58 PM (6gk0M)

254
nood bad children poat

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 26, 2017 07:59 PM (kWewi)

255 I haven't watched Shitty Minuted since they berated out Israeli Ambassador during the waning years of the Bush administrations and I remember why.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 07:59 PM (6gk0M)

256 Thank you Slap, that's very gracious of you. I remember the wonderful play-by-play you did during the Series. Stellar.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 26, 2017 07:32

Seconded from here, all of the above.

Seriously, WTH? Trump AND the Cubs winning?

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Posted by: Farmer at March 26, 2017 07:59 PM (o/90i)

257 Eye opener- 2 years ago a standard remedy for colic in horses was $100.00 per 100 ml bottle. Today the 100 ml bottle cost me $30.00.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2017 07:59 PM (koJdH)

258 252 Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 07:52 PM (HV1LS)

What online Python course is it, blaster?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 26, 2017 07:56 PM (Om16U)

Is it the course on SPAM cookery, or on silly walks?

Posted by: josephistan at March 26, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

259 246 222. Miley and Weasel, how did the range session go and what was used? This damn cold is keeping me from the range and vicarious shooting will have to suffice for now.
Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 07:54 PM (V+03K)
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Very well, JTB. Thanks. Miley is like some kind of Annie Oakley clone - and is progressing quickly!
Today I took a K38 and a 19-3, two of my favorites. I love shooting those guns. Another shooting pal passed along details of a mint .38-44 available locally that I will probably add to the collection tomorrow.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 08:00 PM (Sfs6o)

260 @vm it is a package from stackskills.

Stackskills has a lot of different courses and packages. Looks like what happens is that other online programs get repurposed. So you get to watch the web videos, but no interaction with the professor or other students.

9 courses for $42 so yeah I get it. If they were answering even 1 email per class they couldn't do it that cheaply.

Finishing up the first class which is Learn Python 3 from Beginner to Advanced

Yeah, I would be watching more if I weren't here!

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2017 08:00 PM (HV1LS)

261 Well, it finally sunk in, after being reinforced by Scott Adams, and improving my talent stack by taking a Python course online.

Posted by: blaster

Hope you didn't pay too much. Unlike most other languages, Python has the easiest, most comprehensive documentation that comes with the download.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 08:00 PM (vRcUp)

262 Miley and Weasel, how did the range session go and
what was used? This damn cold is keeping me from the range and vicarious
shooting will have to suffice for now.

Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 07:54 PM (V+03K)

I used a Ruger SR22 today, discovered that .22 ammo is tricky. Missed the utter reliability of Weasel's Sig.

Got to fire a very scary-looking assault rifle. Here is the owner/builder's description:
It was a build I did based on an AR-15. It is a 300 blackout
With a fostec "echo" trigger.

The stock is made by MVB.
The barrel was made by a company called V7 its 6.5" and the front rail system was by SLR rail systems 5.5".

I'm glad you like it. I made it to be very compact but to make an impact at a distance of about 100 yards.
Good times.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 08:00 PM (tHwdc)

263 Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 26, 2017 07:54 PM (kWewi)

Did you want the Ryan bill to pass like Trump wanted or not? If you wanted it passed , don't blame the GOPe. It was the conservatives that blocked it. If you didn't want it to pass then you need to praise the Freedom caucus and back them in their efforts to put forth a healthcare reform plan and not just bandaids on Obamacare.

You can't just scream damn Republicans about everything.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 26, 2017 08:01 PM (IDPbH)

264 I still don't like python's regex system. When I need to do anything with text manipulation, I always use Perl.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 26, 2017 08:02 PM (vRcUp)

265 NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 26, 2017 08:02 PM (6gk0M)

266 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

and NOW they've discovered "Bots"!

Democrats and technology. Like Carnival people and marks.

A bad combination for the country. We're being flimflammed, bamboozled by people too ignorant to own a computer, much less explain why they keep fucking up and losing.

ZeroHedge is all over this stuff.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 26, 2017 08:03 PM (ZFUt7)

267 There ought to be an Historic Preservation law to prevent tampering with landmarks like Jenna Jamison's body

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 26, 2017 08:04 PM (8RTTd)

268 Miley and weasel, Glad you had a great time. And good luck getting the 38-44. That should be a gem.

Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 08:07 PM (V+03K)

269 No one know about Vic? See if he shows up tomorrow.
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2017 07:38

What do you mean Skip? Last I heard Vic was home and recovering well. Was heading back to the porch rocker for the first time in months.

Posted by: Farmer at March 26, 2017 08:07 PM (o/90i)

270 Posted by: JTB at March 26, 2017 08:07 PM (V+03K)
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Thanks, JTB. Hope you feel better!

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 08:14 PM (Sfs6o)

271 On Pluto TV, which is free on most devices like ROKU, there is a MST3K channel. For any fans out there who may be a tarded moron like myself.

Posted by: Phone of Blake Lively's Racist Booty at March 26, 2017 08:35 PM (1ZlS3)

272 Very well, JTB. Thanks. Miley is like some kind of Annie Oakley clone - and is progressing quickly!

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2017 08:00 PM (Sfs6o)

LOL! Hardly Annie Oakley, but I do love it and apparently I'm good enough to kill someone, so there's that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 26, 2017 08:38 PM (tHwdc)

273 3 Wow! I'm usually around 300 or so.
Posted by: Straight Razor at March 26, 2017 06:33 PM (lY6OQ)

Check out the GAINZZZ thread, brah.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

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