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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
So here are a few things that received little to no attention here at the AoSHQ.
- Parts is parts. And they aren't good parts.
- Counterfeit
rubberscondoms confiscated.
- The Stupid shall inherit the cell.
- His job is literally a pain in the ass.
- Clueless people are everywhere.
- Evil car ran over ex-spouse 4 times. Honest, Your Honor.
- Booze bottle break through.
- Now this is f*cking weird.
- Cake and Hookers, what can't they do?
- He fought the law and the law won.
Just a few interesting things you can talk about. Or, you help yourself to something else in this open thread. Just remember the golden rules, no running with sharp objects and play nice with others. Enjoy your Weekend Morons.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2017 08:08 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2017 08:09 AM (HiDrR)
I betcha that guy smells *nice*--avoiding water for 35 years?!
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 25, 2017 08:11 AM (dzorZ)
Had set an alarm at 830 to sleep in but woke up at 720.
Been hers ever since.
But the meme makes me want coffee.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 08:12 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Amoeba LaBeouf at March 25, 2017 08:12 AM (vRcUp)
How's about another sinecure and / or dindu nuffin award for Chelsea, The Little Marionette That Could?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:13 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 08:13 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2017 08:13 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 08:14 AM (HV1LS)
No man on the jury who's been married will buy that.
Posted by: Socratease at March 25, 2017 08:14 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 08:15 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Jmel at March 25, 2017 08:18 AM (okx+4)
Do you know who else was more like Scalia?!?!?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 08:18 AM (auHtY)
Chow should go with the Joe Boat Foot Defense, beloved of incompetent Audi lovers everywhere.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:18 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Socratease
Yes, but will they acquit?
Sez someone going through a divorce.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 25, 2017 08:19 AM (S6Pax)
There's a guy at work with long nails that he grows on purpose. He gives off a really strange vibe. Dunno if it's a tranny or vampire kick, but he red-lines my weirdo-meter.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2017 08:19 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2017 08:19 AM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2017 08:20 AM (VRsLi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Well, Hitler, of course.
Isn't that the answer to everything?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 25, 2017 08:20 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:21 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Amoeba LaBeouf
Isn't it too early for math?
Do we really need math this early on the blog?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 25, 2017 08:22 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:13 AM
I've been on hiatus for a while. We could do a remake!
I was the brains behind that outfit, not that Buffalo Bob guy.
Posted by: Howdy Doody at March 25, 2017 08:22 AM (Eu36q)
By all means, let the Dems run their filibuster on Gorsuch. That'll force Fauxcahontas to divulge more of her family's sacred and secret Pow-Wow Chow recipes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:22 AM (v1g1+)
Chelsea, Like Rectal Itch, She Persisted.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:24 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 08:24 AM (auHtY)
It is a well known fact that the effectiveness of a legislative body is measured wholly and solely by the number of bills it passes. Actions over Accomplishments (A/A)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:27 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Ok at March 25, 2017 08:29 AM (LD6vw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 25, 2017 08:29 AM (dipta)
Black Rifle Coffee's politics are great, but their coffee is not a good substitute. Man do I wish it was!
Trying Levazza now. Don't know their politics. The coffee is pretty good. I'm guessing that means at some point soon they will reveal their conservative hatred and I'll be forced to begin the great coffee search again.
Ugh.
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 25, 2017 08:30 AM (dzorZ)
Either that or a job at the DMV.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:31 AM (pYtna)
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2017 08:31 AM (UW4Uc)
must have their headlights even in the middle of the day. No idea the
reason for that. I can't figure out why people are getting out of the
state as fast as they can
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Illinois already has a law on the books about windshield wipers, rain , whatever and having you lights on.
Most people ignore it. I don't think any cops enforce it.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 08:32 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 25, 2017 08:33 AM (dipta)
I just looked up the proposed headlights on all day law. It's being pushed by a Republican. He claims it's a safety issue. Yeah, because at high noon I won't be able to see any cars around me if they don't have their headlights on. That and the $100 fine which I'm sure will skyrocket over time.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 08:34 AM (auHtY)
Nasty.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2017 08:34 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2017 08:34 AM (DLV/d)
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2017 08:35 AM (k0S3A)
Plus it's good coffee.
Comparison other CAF from BRC was like $20 for 12 cups with shipping and, well, harsh.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 08:35 AM (HV1LS)
Chow should go with the Joe Boat Foot Defense, beloved of incompetent Audi lovers everywhere.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2017 08:18 AM (v1g1+)
What are we, Rice Burners?
Posted by:
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2017 08:35 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2017 08:31 AM (UW4Uc)
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Mrs. Franpsycho just bragged about enjoying a cup of 101.
Alas, I am in a dark hotel room in Portland sans coffee until Girl Franpsycho wakes up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:36 AM (pYtna)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:37 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 08:37 AM (HV1LS)
I just looked up the proposed headlights on all day law. It's being pushed by a Republican. He claims it's a safety issue. Yeah, because at high noon I won't be able to see any cars around me if they don't have their headlights on. That and the $100 fine which I'm sure will skyrocket over time.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 08:34 AM (auHtY)
Its not so much the h/l it's the damn t/l that arent on in the rain and snow. Your day time running lights dont do a goddamn thing for me who is following you down the interstate.
If motorcycles can have them, so can cars.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2017 08:38 AM (voOPb)
Most people ignore it. I don't think any cops enforce it.
Posted by: Bruce
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 25, 2017 08:38 AM (S6Pax)
Supposed to get into the upper 70s today. Maybe I can sit in the sun and bake some of this cold out of me.
Posted by: JTB at March 25, 2017 08:38 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:37 AM (Sfs6o)
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IHOP? Denny's? Waffle House?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (pYtna)
Posted by: Bruce
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 25, 2017 08:38 AM (S6Pax)
Ford, and probably others now puts your headlights on when you run the wipers. Probably be on all cars soon.
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (DLV/d)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 25, 2017 08:41 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: JTB
Nice and warm here in No. Ill yesterday. About 75 for a high. I got to enjoy my deck with a few sudsy beverages after doing lawn work. My wife and I went to grab a dinner out, when we came out of the restaurant an hour later, temp had dropped to 46. Now rainy rainy rainy for 2 days. Glad I got done what I wanted to yesterday.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 08:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cyborg Chicken at March 25, 2017 08:43 AM (vRcUp)
46 41 Guess I can stall the yard work by taking WeaselWoman out to breakfast.
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:37 AM (Sfs6o)
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IHOP? Denny's? Waffle House?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (pYtna)
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Three options - all small local family run places. The one farthest away, about 5 miles, has the best menu. Since I'm going to be working in the yard all day burning calories, I'm thinking about ordering biscuits and gravy!
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:43 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Ok at March 25, 2017 08:43 AM (LD6vw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 25, 2017 08:43 AM (/f1mm)
Enjoy your coffee and your 70s
I'm enjoying coffee and 30s and drizzle.
Oh how I hate March
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2017 08:44 AM (voOPb)
Perhaps she should consult with Senator Warren.....
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 25, 2017 08:44 AM (AkcYt)
Doesn't this violate their religious freedom? They were Meth-odists?
Posted by: Cyborg Chicken at March 25, 2017 08:45 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (pYtna)
Denny's, I do like their senior omelet, probably could get it, even if your not a real senior, but I believe you should be over 50, or so. I bet the waitress wouldn't say anything.
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2017 08:46 AM (DLV/d)
Posted by: Colin
Just tell them that you identify as a 50 something today.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 08:47 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:47 AM (Sfs6o)
Most people ignore it. I don't think any cops enforce it.
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Most places have that. And yeah it's never enforced. Kind of moot now anyway since most new cars have daylight running lights anyway. I always turn the lights on in bad weather, I don't need a law telling me to do what is common sense.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 08:48 AM (vsYKI)
I'm 49 this fall.
Am I really that old?
sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQIAcztYjbc
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2017 08:49 AM (UW4Uc)
Bullfighter Gored So Hard He Needs His Rectum Reconstructed (Graphic Video)
Gruesome.
By Ron Dicker
"Uh, doctor, I was ...ahem, gored by a bull. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'm a bull fighter".
Uh huh. Sure you are, toots.
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 25, 2017 08:49 AM (vRcUp)
I'm enjoying coffee and 30s and drizzle.
Oh how I hate March"
MH, After today the temps are supposed to drop again and rain comes in. March weather indeed. I don't like hot weather as a rule but these first warm days are pleasant.
Posted by: JTB at March 25, 2017 08:50 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2017 08:50 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (pYtna)
_____
On the ONT last night, there was a link to that Bubble Quiz. It's funny cuz "have you eaten at Denny's or IHOP or Waffle House in the last year" was one of the questions to determine how bubbly your life is.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 08:50 AM (vsYKI)
Most places have that. And yeah it's never
enforced. Kind of moot now anyway since most new cars have daylight
running lights anyway. I always turn the lights on in bad weather, I
don't need a law telling me to do what is common sense.
Posted by: #neverskankles
Yep. Like someone mentioned above, the DRL's don't run your tail lights. So on a foggy or snowy day, even at high noon, I may not see the back of you car as quickly as I would if the other car would just turn on their lights.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 08:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2017 08:51 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 08:50 AM (vsYKI)
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ONT is on past my bedtime.
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2017 08:52 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2017 08:52 AM (DLV/d)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 25, 2017 08:52 AM (x3uSY)
If women can have babies so can men?
Just a way to generate revenue and get panderers elected.
Nagging is the God given way to enforce these kind of behavior changes. Not laws.
Posted by: Ok at March 25, 2017 08:53 AM (LD6vw)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 08:53 AM (vsYKI)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 25, 2017 08:54 AM (dipta)
There is a field of study about the "teapot effect" which is the tendency of tea to dribble down the outside of the pot when you pour.
There are a theories about why it happens, but it appears to be agreed it is an issue with the thickness of the lip, and the tendency of tea to cling to what it is being poured over.
One guy. Joseph Keller, thinks it also has to do with air pressure differentials around the pouring spout that can be ameliorated with a redesign of the pot ( http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgvfwry ), an MIT group thought it had to do with the fluidics of the tea itself and may be resolved by using hydrophillic materials.( http://preview.tinyurl.com/mp4uec4 )
Since Dr Joseph Keller once got an igNobel for a study on why joggers' ponytails swing from side to side when their heads are going up and down I think I like his answer best.
Actually I just like watching women joggers with pony tails
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 08:55 AM (0hI48)
Hahahaha! The gaijin is so stoopid. But we will re-educate them once our glorious Emperor Hirohito conquers the world!
Posted by: Japanese soldier in the jungle at March 25, 2017 08:56 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2017 08:56 AM (DLV/d)
Posted by: JTB at March 25, 2017 08:56 AM (V+03K)
I know they have their own political thing going on, but I just bought a bag of Costco's Jamaica blue blend. 2 lbs with a picture of a parrot or quokka o something on the bag. Very tasty, especially for the $12 or so that it cost.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 25, 2017 08:56 AM (/f1mm)
CBD had a good line. "March is winter's bitch." The temperature swings of 30 degrees every couple of days are Hell on sinuses. Everyone I know is sniffling and feeling like crap.
Posted by: RM at March 25, 2017 08:58 AM (trBqh)
If all the people in the other cars would just give you all their money.
The only person you have control of is yourself. Laws are mostly useless and primarily for revenue and reelection.
Be alert, The world needs more Lerts.
Posted by: Ok at March 25, 2017 08:58 AM (LD6vw)
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (DLV/d)
Excellent way to permanently scratch your windshield so you fail vehicle inspection - sweet!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 08:58 AM (gwPgz)
not tail lights. Although I think - I'd have to check to confirm and I'm
too lazy - one of my cars has both come on if I set the lights in
"Auto" mode and then they just turn on and off when the ignition is
on/off.
.
.
.My wife's Honda CRV tail lights come on when the headlights come on. We just leave the switch set to "auto" all the time.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2017 09:00 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: Japanese soldier in the jungle at March 25, 2017 09:00 AM (vRcUp)
I was thinking of having a cigar, but that would mean going out into the damp and cold and I don't want to do that.
I should write.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2017 09:01 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 09:01 AM (vsYKI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2017 09:01 AM (ZQfW9)
When you dine at a restaurant, the waiters rotate the bottle when they are pouring your glass of wine. If they don't have to do this anymore, does that mean we can go back to tipping them 10%?
Posted by: That cheapskate who always says at March 25, 2017 09:02 AM (vRcUp)
Perhaps she should consult with Senator Warren.....
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 25, 2017 08:44 AM (AkcYt)
Maybe she can get a job with Talcum X
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 09:02 AM (auHtY)
I'm 49 this fall.
Am I really that old?
sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQIAcztYjbc
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2017 08:49 AM (UW4Uc)
Get off my lawn, Punk
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2017 09:03 AM (voOPb)
It would be fitting and appropriate, and might even swing votes down the line.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 25, 2017 09:04 AM (bQxkN)
Perhaps she should consult with Senator Warren.....
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 25, 2017 08:44 AM (AkcYt)
Maybe she can get a job with Talcum X
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 09:02 AM (auHtY)
I hear Star Bucks is hiring and paying big bucks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2017 09:04 AM (voOPb)
*link in nic for those that actually want to read the article, which is totes unnecessary to believe it in all its details*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2017 09:04 AM (0rHf9)
Posted by: Japanese soldier in the jungle at March 25, 2017 08:56 AM (vRcUp)
His name was Hiroo Onoda, and his book was No Surrender
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 09:05 AM (0hI48)
I am a hydrophile. Don't judge me.
Posted by: Philip Glass at March 25, 2017 09:05 AM (vRcUp)
+1 on levazza coffee mentioned above. Every type I've tried has been tasty.
Good to know. Thanks. I have been thinking of trying it. I tend to like the vacuum packed "espresso" made in regular drip pot. Pilon is passable but there is another one, forget the name, comes in yellow pack. Acceptable.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 25, 2017 09:06 AM (OU4q6)
I just opened a new bag of BRC's Silencer Smooth. I finished the last of the old bag yesterday morning, and when I got home from work the new package was on my porch. Is that good timing or what?
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2017 09:06 AM (sdi6R)
What a bunch of utter bullshit. No, sugartits, you could find "steady work" if you really wanted to. What you mean is that you can't find any nickelfucking media organization stupid enough to pay you an obscene salary for spouting racist ignorance on the air. If you really wanted a job, you could walk down to the nearest fast-food place or department store or local pub and find a job. It won't let you lead your "I hate you whitey, now pay my bills!" lifestyle you're accustomed to, but them's the breaks.
No sympathy. Frankly, I hope you get so broke that the only hot meal you can afford comes out of the hind end of a dog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2017 09:07 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:07 AM (lwiT4)
It would be fitting and appropriate, and might even swing votes down the line.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 25, 2017 09:04 AM (bQxkN)
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I look at AHCA much like an amnesty bill. They always promise "this bill isn't perfect, but give us this bill and we promise in the future we'll do X, Y and Z". Amnesty bill is of course, amnesty for everyone today and all sorts of border enforcement tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes of course.
AHCA is eat the shit sandwich today and we promise Phase 2 and 3 will be delicious tomorrow. Well OK, do Phase 2 for the rest of 2017. And if you can show that we can actually trust you, then maybe the shit sandwich won't taste so bad after all.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 09:07 AM (vsYKI)
It would be fitting and appropriate, and might even swing votes down the line.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 25, 2017 09:04 AM (bQxkN)
The Secretary of HHS "deems" that members and staff of Congress are individuals, NOT members of a small business, thus they are fully subject to the individual provisions of the AHCA!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:07 AM (gwPgz)
since my car was covered with salt from last week's storm. That's
already more than I manage to accomplish on most weekends.
I hope you got that in the right order. Your average sedan can stand a flea treatment but cats HATE hot waxing.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 09:08 AM (0hI48)
Vito Scotti played him on Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 25, 2017 09:09 AM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Kindltot
His name was Robert Paulson.
Posted by: Fight Club at March 25, 2017 09:09 AM (ZFUt7)
On March 25, 1968, the last episode of The Monkees' TV show aired. It was titled "The Frodis Caper," and was directed by Micky Dolenz.
One of the interesting things about this last episode is in the beginning you hear The Beatles song "Good Morning, Good Morning". This was the very first time that The Beatles allowed one of their song to be used for a non-Beatles project.
The last original episode of The Monkees, 49 years ago tonight.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:09 AM (lwiT4)
http://tinyurl.com/mm46mjg
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2017 09:11 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 25, 2017 09:13 AM (bQxkN)
Posted by: grammie winger
AND YOU WERE THERE!! (remember all those old Walter Cronkite historical news shows they had in school?)
And yes, I remember watching the Monkees. All those hours watching TV that I will never get back.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 25, 2017 09:13 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2017 09:15 AM (OcLOT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 25, 2017 09:16 AM (dipta)
I hear Star Bucks is hiring and paying big bucks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2017 09:04 AM (voOPb)
Maybe she can start self-identifying as a "refugee"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 09:16 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2017 09:15 AM (OcLOT)
Do you need a lab assistant?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:17 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2017 09:07 AM (Ki5SV)
*fistbump*
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2017 09:19 AM (VRsLi)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 25, 2017 09:19 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2017 09:15 AM (OcLOT)
Do you need a lab assistant?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hrothgar
How do you address the variables such as looking vs touching, size vs proportions, do piercings imply bias, ....
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2017 09:20 AM (OcLOT)
game and would like to see about getting a plug on the HQ. But a card
game isn't exactly chess, and it's not a book either, so I'm not sure who to email. Can anybody suggest anything?
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 25, 2017 09:21 AM (Nu6Gg)
MP4 does have a way with words!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:21 AM (gwPgz)
During the evolution of the character design for Sterling, the initial version looked like a serial killer. "The second, like a serial killer and Clive Owen had a baby." LOL, he did!
For the characters' voices, they sent out character descriptions to various agencies and asked for "somebody like Jessica Walter from Arrested Development" to play Malory. Jessica's agent called to ask if they would like the actual Jessica Walter, they of course said yes, and after that it was much easier to get good voice talent to sign on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2017 09:22 AM (PhYV5)
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What a bunch of utter bullshit. No, sugartits, you could find "steady work" if you really wanted to. What you mean is that you can't find any nickelfucking media organization stupid enough to pay you an obscene salary for spouting racist ignorance on the air. If you really wanted a job, you could walk down to the nearest fast-food place or department store or local pub and find a job. It won't let you lead your "I hate you whitey, now pay my bills!" lifestyle you're accustomed to, but them's the breaks.
No sympathy. Frankly, I hope you get so broke that the only hot meal you can afford comes out of the hind end of a dog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2017 09:07 AM (Ki5SV)
^^^^^^^ x eLeBiNty!!1111!!!11
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 25, 2017 09:22 AM (rxiJx)
Posted by: zombie Hirohito at March 25, 2017 09:22 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 25, 2017 09:24 AM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2017 09:20 AM (OcLOT)
Clearly you need an assistant with proposal writing skills and hands on lab experience. I'll be emailing you a resume sortly.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:25 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2017 08:51 AM (UpGcq)
I am a moderate coffee snob - have a grind and brew and always look for beans.
But we had a friend who had coffee canceled at work and she was having an otherwise shitty couple of weeks, so we picked up a Keurig from Craigs List to send to her. We had to test it before we sent it. We ended up testing it for a week!
It was so much more convenient. Pods do matter, though. Some are weak. I find you can't go wrong with Newman's Own.
But see my review of Ignitor, above.
Also, fill your own pods are messy, especially at work. I am getting technique down here at home where I don't actually leave coffee grounds all around.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 09:25 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 08:40 AM (pYtna)
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On the ONT last night, there was a link to that Bubble Quiz. It's funny cuz "have you eaten at Denny's or IHOP or Waffle House in the last year" was one of the questions to determine how bubbly your life is.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 08:50 AM (vsYKI)
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My genius in breakfast is all my own. I wasn't on the ONT last night. Those are my favorite places in order.
Kids have taken me to IHOP on Father's Day for many years. Other than that Mrs. Franpsycho doesn't let me have anything but gruel for breakfast anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 09:25 AM (pYtna)
Posted by: Jane Fonda at March 25, 2017 09:25 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2017 09:20 AM (OcLOT)
Clearly you need an assistant with proposal writing skills and hands on lab experience.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:26 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 09:27 AM (HV1LS)
Just my luck with guys.....before I even get one, I can't help but run them off.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 25, 2017 09:27 AM (smD62)
George Foreman?
Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2017 09:27 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 09:28 AM (HV1LS)
Given that TalcumX is employed in media, I wonder if there is fertile ground for creating a rift by pointing out the *guy* gets employment, and is in the public eye, while the woman gets kicked to the curb.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 25, 2017 09:28 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at March 25, 2017 09:29 AM (vRcUp)
I can't wait! I've loved their forays into 70's Burt Reynolds and 80's Nagel. This gangster flash stuff should be fun.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2017 09:29 AM (PhYV5)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 25, 2017 09:29 AM (Nu6Gg)
*****
Yeah. Set up a folding table outside Wal-Mart. You might have to shove a few Girl Scouts out of the way, but they're generally pretty small.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2017 09:31 AM (wPiJc)
The reason for doing this is simple as well -- It will force the Senate Dems to filibuster and ultimately kill the bill, which will be great optics in 2018 as OCare continues its death spiral.
And I have to wonder how they managed to get the bill thru the Senate last year with a filibuster; did the Senate Dems fold as they knew TFG would certainly veto? Here's what Ryan said in 2016 (lifted from Redstate which I am not linking):
"It's no surprise that someone named Obama vetoed a bill repealing Obamacare," Ryan said in a statement.
"But here's the thing. The idea that Obamacare is the law of the land for good is a myth. This law will collapse under its own weight, or it will be repealed. Because all those rules and procedures Senate Democrats have used to block us from doing this? That's all history," he added. "We have now shown that there is a clear path to repealing Obamacare without 60 votes in the Senate. So, next year, if we're sending this bill to a Republican president, it will get signed into law."
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2017 09:33 AM (0rHf9)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 09:33 AM (HV1LS)
------------------------------------
Praise be to the Lord, the Father of compassion, the God of all comfort. (From 2 Corinthians 1:3)
"What a blessing it is to know You, the God who comforts us, strengthens us, and loves us with an everlasting love. No matter what our burdens, You're arms are stronger. Your grace is greater. Thank you that in the midst of our storms, You are our peace. You are the rock of our salvation. Thank you, O great God, Maker of heaven and earth, that we can be called your children, and be proclaimed righteous in Your sight."
Fernando Ortega sings "Oh God - You are my God .... earnestly I seek you, in a dry and thirsty land, where there is no water" Psalm 63
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkgfFuI0KNU
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)
of my cars has both come on if I set the lights in "Auto" mode and then
they just turn on and off when the ignition is on/off.
Both of my cars have that feature, but I noticed one of them will turn the lights on with a foggy/snowy day earlier (as in when I think they should be on) then the other.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 09:34 AM (8ikIW)
I always wanted to call a talk radio show and say, "Long time caller, first time listener."
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2017 09:36 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 25, 2017 09:36 AM (smD62)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Sounds like you have a great family. You're probably the last few in San Francisco. Remember the rule: if it gets below 10, time to start evacuating.
Posted by: Abraham at March 25, 2017 09:36 AM (vRcUp)
GW: I don't think Fenelon could have better backup. I'll say a prayer for the both of you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:38 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 09:39 AM (pYtna)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 09:39 AM (HV1LS)
I won't ask for the scenario, but this might be a blessing in disguise.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:39 AM (gwPgz)
Or maybe he's avoiding me.
Who knows....
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 25, 2017 09:39 AM (smD62)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2017 09:40 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2017 09:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2017 09:41 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 09:39 AM (HV1LS)
---
So his girlfriend is a holographic waifu-in-a-box?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2017 09:42 AM (PhYV5)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 25, 2017 09:42 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Abraham at March 25, 2017 09:36 AM (vRcUp)
===
Thank you, and that is good advice. My congregation has been shrinking over the years. I would leave today, but Mrs. Franpsycho's parents are getting on and we will be staying until they no longer need us.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2017 09:43 AM (pYtna)
Posted by: HGTTG at March 25, 2017 09:43 AM (gwPgz)
I scored a 40.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 09:43 AM (vsYKI)
I picked the fight. It was my fault. I told him I thought we had serious compatibility issues based on his profile. This bothered him, because we clearly got along really well, so what was I going to believe, the profile compatibility or him. Well, I told him I didn't know what to believe and it made him upset.
He said, "We'll talk about this tomorrow morning."
But, nothing...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 25, 2017 09:43 AM (smD62)
Perhaps she should consult with Senator Warren.....
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 25, 2017 08:44 AM (AkcYt)
Maybe she can get a job with Talcum X
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 09:02 AM (auHtY)
She can always start a minstrel show and be Mrs. Bones. Be soooooo retro.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2017 09:44 AM (5VlCp)
Trump is shelving Obamacare repeal for tax reform.
HmMmmMmm
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 25, 2017 09:42 AM (Om16U)
___
The real OCare tax is the higher premiums we all pay. It's a hidden tax but a tax nonetheless.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 09:44 AM (vsYKI)
Well, there managed to find or make a a whole slew of awards and honors for her mum, so she'll likely get some of these down the road:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_honors_received_by_Hillary_Clinton
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2017 09:46 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2017 09:47 AM (tHwdc)
See you all later. Have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2017 09:48 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 09:48 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2017 09:49 AM (NOIQH)
Progressive elites hate the bourgeoisie because they might have the potential to rise above their assigned station in life. Thus, destroying the middle class by any means necessary or available is very appealing to them.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:49 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 09:44 AM (vsYKI)
It pisses me off that no one seems to point out the difference between health insurance and health care. Much like immigration and illegal immigration.
This is how the left co-opts language and gets away with it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2017 09:49 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 25, 2017 09:27 AM (smD62)
The lady I took up with and later broke up with at work spoke to me out of the blue and asked why I wasn't answering her texts.
So your life could be more complicated
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 09:50 AM (0hI48)
Was driving my mom's car one night last summer, big full moon, the lights turned off! I'm guessing there's a photocell w/adjustible sensitivity?
Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2017 09:50 AM (x9c8r)
April is running out of March.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 25, 2017 09:50 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 09:51 AM (8ikIW)
But, in an ironic twist,
they also gave him AIDS.
Posted by: naturalfake
I've no right to speak, not being religious, but I'll bet this evangelist pushing this story is a Charismatic. They are the Jerry Springers of Christianity. It's great if this bar owner repented and stopped living that disgusting lifestyle. But Charismatics can't just leave it at regeneration and repentance as the reformers would have. They have to turn everything into a sensationalistic, outlandish freakshow, like hookers and an "annointed cake" (made with Miracle Whip?). It reminds me of Jesus' rebuke to the Pharisees: "A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 09:51 AM (vRcUp)
I'd say white privilege, but...
Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2017 09:51 AM (TppKb)
I believe that the "Women's Day of Service" involves women serving tasty sammiches to men.
I'll take a BLT, light on the mayo.
If the Service part of your day has begun.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2017 09:52 AM (9q7Dl)
full moon, the lights turned off! I'm guessing there's a photocell
w/adjustible sensitivity?
Posted by: BignJames
I don't think it's adjustable. It's usually a domed piece of plastic on the dashboard.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2017 09:53 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2017 09:53 AM (wPiJc)
One might think that if you can't discuss this feeling online, it would not be any easier to discuss in person, and that might be considered a clue.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:54 AM (gwPgz)
My you all enjoy the day in whatever way works best for you!
~H
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2017 09:55 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:57 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 25, 2017 09:58 AM (NSG6X)
However, you can adjust the sensitivity of the light sensor by choosing one of five settings: Max (lights will come on when it is still pretty light out), High, Mid, Low, and Min (lights won't come on until it is pretty dark out). To choose which setting you would like to use, follow these steps: 1. Turn the ignition to On, while making sure the vehicle is completely stopped. 2. Press the Menu button. 3. Use the +/- buttons to highlight Customize Settings, then press Source. 4. Use the +/- buttons to highlight Lighting Setup, then press Source. 5. Use the +/- buttons to highlight Auto Light Sensitivity, then press Source. 6. Use the +/- buttons to choose between Max, High, Mid, Low, and Min, then press Source.
I'm sure it varies with the car.
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 09:58 AM (8ikIW)
******
♫♫
The sun'll come out tomorrow. Betcher bottom dollar that it will.
Posted by: Little Orphan Muldoon at March 25, 2017 09:58 AM (wPiJc)
Also if you're car has a color scheme that blends to road color in low light conditions.
Often times headlights are for making it harder for other people to not see you. There are at least as many people who are as stupid and inattentive when it comes to driving as when it comes to politics.
Posted by: teej at March 25, 2017 09:58 AM (6CZio)
Happy #MedalOfHonorDay to our heroes!
Didn't know. Some leftist probably replied
#NotMyHoliday
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 25, 2017 09:59 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2017 09:59 AM (8ikIW)
Wow, bonus points for originality, considering Obama tried to turn almost every d@mn holiday into a Day of Service (tm) - Thanksgiving, Easter, July 4th - as well as officially declaring in an EO that 9/11 is National Day of Service. How very Communist of these ladies!! Now all the 'ettes: go clean up the trash at a park, stat!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2017 09:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:00 AM (GPaiX)
Never heard of 'Womens day of service' but guessing a sammy would be a good start, side order of chips also would be nice.
Bonus points for thinking local! Charity starts at home, I've heard
....Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2017 10:01 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:57 AM (lwiT4)
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Vinyl, man! It just sounds more authentic, you know?
Watch out Grammie, you might be wrestlin' some hipster for that Hendrix platter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2017 10:01 AM (PhYV5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2017 10:01 AM (89T5c)
It's the law here in SC to burn headlights if you're using wipers. Enforcement seems pretty lax.
Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2017 10:02 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2017 10:02 AM (PhYV5)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:02 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 10:02 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2017 10:01 AM (PhYV5)
=========================
We won't get to Jimi Hendrix today. We've gone through the A and B stacks. Today is C day. If we have enough time, maybe the D's.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 10:04 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2017 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 10:05 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: E.T. at March 25, 2017 10:06 AM (P1GJy)
Posted by: E.T.
My comrades, you don't have to be afraid of self-driving cars.
Posted by: Vladimir McCain at March 25, 2017 10:09 AM (ZFUt7)
Hey, at least guns are cheaper now, right? Makes the unemployment and then hyperinflated welfare checks we're all soon going to be living on go further in meeting our prepper needs, right?
Posted by: gm at March 25, 2017 10:10 AM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:12 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mel G at March 25, 2017 10:13 AM (XoldI)
I always think of being in an Uber car when a riot insues. What's it going to do? leave you stuck there because sensor senses a person in front or back of your care?
yeah No
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:13 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2017 09:57 AM (lwiT4) >>>
I'd suggest spam, propane, and ammo.
Posted by: gm at March 25, 2017 10:13 AM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 25, 2017 10:13 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:13 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:14 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:12 AM (vRcUp)
The unborn giraffe will reach sexual maturity and become pregnant herself before being birthed. It'll be a giraffe turducken.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 25, 2017 10:14 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 25, 2017 10:15 AM (oSXaV)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:15 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:15 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Skip
Or, if you see me in a bar, let me buy you dinner and a drink. I promise, no roofies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:15 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Little Orphan Muldoon at March 25, 2017 10:17 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:18 AM (GPaiX)
Tomorrow, shootin' with Weasel. A full weekend for a change!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2017 10:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:19 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at March 25, 2017 10:20 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:21 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: gm at March 25, 2017 10:21 AM (K0tm3)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:21 AM (R7cwD)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2017 10:23 AM (u82oZ)
vote for us we'll repeal oabmacare heard for the last 4+ years.
yeah, sure.
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:23 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:23 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:19 AM (R7cwD)
Only targets at the range this time, willow!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2017 10:24 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:25 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:25 AM (GPaiX)
glad you're getting out and having some fun .
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:26 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 10:26 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2017 10:28 AM (bMQv/)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:28 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2017 10:28 AM (R7cwD)
blog.dilbert.com
I mean, if you think that losing this healthcare bill is 11th D chess and it is all good, it sounds crazy - but dang it Adams predicted this spot on!
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 10:29 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Little Orphan Muldoon at March 25, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:29 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2017 10:29 AM (/wWB4)
WTF? It reminds me of the Woody Allen joke: "My parents hated each other, but they stayed together, out of spite".
Are the Chinese trying to compete with the Japanese for weirdness?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:30 AM (vRcUp)
Went to an amazing show tonight - Jimmy Barnes, Aussie rocker putting into words and music his story of a dreadful childhood... quite emotional *needed tissues to wipe away mascara streaks before lights went on*
https://tinyurl.com/mnt6rx4
And the tickets were freebies because the Aussie Bloke has done a little legal work for Jimmy's son
Family affair tonight too - son on drums and piano, son in law on guitar and daughter singing
Never was a Jimmy Barnes/ Cold Chisel fan, but after tonight I am!!
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 10:31 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:31 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 10:32 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 10:33 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:33 AM (GPaiX)
- GOPe
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:33 AM (vsYKI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
*****
I'm very happy for you.
Posted by: Little Orphan Muldoon at March 25, 2017 10:35 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2017 10:35 AM (bMQv/)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 25, 2017 10:35 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:31 AM (GPaiX)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 25, 2017 10:36 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:38 AM (GPaiX)
Anything that made Mutti Merkel go from her traditional "America owes us - inclusivity - diversity is strength - Amerikkka" to "we owe America lots for their support - we have lots of economic discussions to make" during a pre-staged press conference means that the Trumpster has some mad arm twisting skills.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 10:38 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: Little Orphan Muldoon at March 25, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
The "due date" was a guess. I don't believe they know for sure when Oscar successfully bred April, the two go out together, so no one necessarily saw the breeding that counted.
The zoo vets have said that unlike domesticated animals, such as cows, horses, etc. no one has been breeding giraffes and calving out babies for centuries, collecting data and amassing what usual impeding birth signs are considered correct for the species.
In other words, they are all just guessing.....
Posted by: Jen at March 25, 2017 10:38 AM (9z842)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2017 10:39 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: Skip
Take a cold shower, my son, and the feeling will pass.
Posted by: Pope Francis at March 25, 2017 10:39 AM (vRcUp)
Hey I'll try to comment, my grandson decided that I should dine with him tomorrow - he's 4 and he asked if I wanted to go the pub with him - they have the best sausages he told me and he really, really needs to eat sausages on Sunday with me
This pub has plenty of big screens around so we can watch the race
However hopefully I might be home ...
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 10:41 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:41 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: blaster
It is an entertaining premise.
Trump went from Hitler to incompetent because of legislative failure.
I did notice yesterday the MSM replaying, over and over, Trump making campaign promise to 'repeal and replace'.
Posted by: Vladimir McCain at March 25, 2017 10:41 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Jen at March 25, 2017 10:38 AM (9z842)
*****
Well, maybe you're right and it will all come out okay in the end.
But I'm not going to go sticking my neck out.
Posted by: Little Orphan Muldoon at March 25, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
_____
He's an incompetent fascist?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:42 AM (vsYKI)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:42 AM (GPaiX)
That's just silly. Politicians bribe each other to get shit they want. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That's it. AHCA didn't work. It might in the future, it might not. But nobody planned for this to fail as a way for it not to fail in the future.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:46 AM (vsYKI)
" Aussie, are you a Saints fan? "
As in Aussie Rules? Bombers for me AKA Essendon!
https://tinyurl.com/n83mzfm
And they won tonight!
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 10:46 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:47 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Mr. Magoo at March 25, 2017 10:48 AM (NnnZy)
It is a promotion for POLITICS. The previous TRUMP IS HITLER politics were really hard. And we saw plenty of ill effects. I mean, let's be clear - Trump is not and was not Hitler. But that didn't change things. You would think that just not being Hitler would be enough to defeat it. But it wasn't. If people thought Trump was Hitler, then By Any Means Necessary is perfectly okay.
But if the new meme is Trump is a goof, well, no one is scared of a goof. And it is perfectly normal politics.
Hey, if he is a goof, he can be beaten my normal means.
Except the Trump is a loser meme is easily defeated. Because Trump is a winner. Adams predicts that turn, too, btw.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 10:48 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2017 10:48 AM (bMQv/)
About a week into non-stop coke and threesomes with mexican hookers, he suddenly realized "wow, life is pretty fu*kkin great after all! I wanna live! I wanna live!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2017 10:49 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2017 08:18 AM (auHtY)
This Hitler fella sure gets around.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2017 10:51 AM (dargh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2017 10:51 AM (V2Yro)
Rasmussen was in the 50s up to about 2-3 weeks ago, not he's in the mid 40s.
Gallup on the other hand has stayed steady in the low 40s over the same time span.
Not sure what to make of that. Maybe Gallup was right all along? Maybe Gallup was wrong all along and now it's just right by accident? Rasmussen is all over the map?
Just goes to show once again how inaccurate polling really is.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:52 AM (vsYKI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 25, 2017 10:53 AM (Xv7g3)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2017 10:53 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:53 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: mfm at March 25, 2017 10:53 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:53 AM (vsYKI)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:52 AM (vsYKI)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: November 8, 2016 at March 25, 2017 10:54 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:52 AM (vsYKI)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: November 8, 2016 at March 25, 2017 10:54 AM (HV1LS)
____
National polling was pretty spot on. It was the state by state polling that was off.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 25, 2017 10:55 AM (vsYKI)
About a week into non-stop coke and threesomes with mexican hookers, he suddenly realized "wow, life is pretty fu*kkin great after all! I wanna live! I wanna live!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo
Mexican hookers. *ugh*. I'm guessing Scandinavian hookers are not only more hygienic, but cheaper, since all you have to do is claim to be a Syrian refugee, and they'll do you for free.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2017 10:56 AM (vRcUp)
"...it would cut a man in two, and the one half of him would not miss the other for some time later."
Rather a nice turn of phrase.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2017 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2017 10:59 AM (oVJmc)
Thanks, MisHum; that's a good ol' song. I just blasted it at TOP VOLUME to drown out screaming neighbors.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Gqgs8)
Sorry I was just reading about my AFL team winning
Saw the Saints a couple of times in the early 80s I think - not to see them but the supporting act however now, years later, I remember the Saints and not the other bands at all!
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 11:00 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: Vaudeville 2017 at March 25, 2017 11:02 AM (bc2Lc)
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Blixseth on Montgomery "I hacked into all of America for Brennan & Clapper" Trump a Zillion times
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 25, 2017 11:02 AM (y3aQB)
"...it would cut a man in two, and the one half of him would not miss the other for some time later."
Rather a nice turn of phrase.
Posted by: Muldoon
Cuchulain will not div...*cough* *guh* *gack* *UGH!!!* *gurgle*
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at March 25, 2017 11:03 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Skip, thread sniper at March 25, 2017 11:04 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Smoothbore Giraffe at March 25, 2017 11:04 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: KT at March 25, 2017 11:05 AM (qahv/)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2017 11:05 AM (dargh)
"One of the great mysteries of the human mind is surely the pun. Just why are they funny? To explain it, researchers have proposed a new quantum theory of humour - work that could be in line for next year's IgNobel prizes."
http://tinyurl.com/k754lf7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 25, 2017 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)
It is a promotion for POLITICS. The previous TRUMP IS HITLER politics were really hard. And we saw plenty of ill effects. I mean, let's be clear - Trump is not and was not Hitler. But that didn't change things. You would think that just not being Hitler would be enough to defeat it. But it wasn't. If people thought Trump was Hitler, then By Any Means Necessary is perfectly okay.
But if the new meme is Trump is a goof, well, no one is scared of a goof. And it is perfectly normal politics.
Hey, if he is a goof, he can be beaten my normal means.
Except the Trump is a loser meme is easily defeated. Because Trump is a winner. Adams predicts that turn, too, btw.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2017 10:48 AM (HV1LS)
I just read that post. Adams has been scary accurate about Trump from the get-go. It's almost as if...
Have the two of them ever been photographed together?
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2017 11:16 AM (sdi6R)
https://tinyurl.com/lrdq6vj
First bad one this cyclone season..
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 11:17 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: Aussie at March 25, 2017 11:18 AM (N/OEj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - willowishly at March 25, 2017 11:19 AM (jqZ8a)
****
Heh, the mere mention of it causes everybody to flee the room!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2017 11:28 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: JTB at March 25, 2017 08:38 AM (V+03K)
heh
Posted by: m at March 25, 2017 12:11 PM (Gqgs8)
"Hello Darkness my old Friend"
"I hate morning people. .."
Two classics.
Posted by: tbodie at March 25, 2017 12:24 PM (I1MCJ)
Yep. Experience-based vs faith-based. That's what charismania has always boiled down to, ever since Asuza Street.
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2017 12:34 PM (UW4Uc)
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