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Hillary Clinton Announces That She's "Ready to Come Out of the Woods"
Transsapien activist Lester "Marcy" Bigfoot applauded Hillary for her "bravery,"
then went back to eating an elegant lunch of locally-sourced farm-to-table grubs
She's back.
Hillary Clinton said she was "ready to come out of the woods" during a St. Patrick's Day speech on Friday night in Pennsylvania in front of an overflow crowd -- an indication that she plans to shed the low profile she has kept since the election. ... "I'm like a lot of my friends right now. I have a hard time watching the news, I'll confess," she said, according to a video of the event. "I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this."I have decoded that as "I am ready to start fundraising for my Foundation again, and pushing my daughter into a spotlight she plainly withers under."
... Ms. Kingsley, who described herself as a Clinton supporter, said the atmosphere in the room during Mrs. Clinton's speech was "ecstatic."This happened on Friday. Yeah I know it's old. By the way, if this all sounds familiar to you, you're not alone: Hillary Clinton has a long history of declaring "I'm back." And yes, previous audiences have been reported as being in ecstasy too:
The fairgrounds were packed with "Ready for Hillary" supporters waving "Ready" signs and handing out bumper stickers. The much younger activists' bright blue and green shirts stood out in the crowd of mostly older lifelong activists there to pay tribute to [Tom Harkin, announcing his retirment, in whose honor the rally was actually for]. They, like the Clintons, were careful not to overshadow the hosts, waving "Thank you, Tom" signs, but the cheers for the Clintons were louder than for anyone else.Yes, she's like Elvis, Media. The media can't stop itself from claiming that the frumpenproletariat Hillary Clinton and her charmless daughter are electric, inspiring personalities.
Can you feel the pulse-pounding sense of excitement that's sweeping the nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke everywoman Chelsea Clinton?The media's been so long in the business of promoting Clinton candidacies they just don't know what to do with themselves except carry on carrying on.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:34 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: TB at March 20, 2017 06:34 PM (wNx6K)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 06:36 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 20, 2017 06:36 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Huma at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (3GFMN)
Enough popcorn does not exist in this or any other universe.
Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (kYKWC)
She ain't real smart.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (wPiJc)
I don't want to get cocky, Trump could easily blow it, but the Democrat bench looks pretty awful to me.
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (9cYRJ)
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Bigfoot at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (9AVZA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)
Maybe someone should ask her what her preferred pronouns are. Like, squatch, or the full sasquatch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (ZuVs9)
I thought it was closet.
Posted by: Booter at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (XJGX2)
Posted by: torabora at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (0Hg9k)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)
That is not a photo of a wookie. Get your stories straight, dammit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Gore Vidal at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (GX63o)
Meanwhile, SMOD can target Chappaqua any time xit wishes.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Calif. Guy at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (loZXu)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (KCxzN)
Anything Lord. Just please rid us of this canker sore of a person named Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Please?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (7q/fS)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (Cg0GI)
I guess that means the we'd all go blind from jacking off our schadenboners after she lost.
I misinterpreted it to mean that she would never again appear on the public stage. Drat.
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (DQ4Fv)
I'm ready to come out....
.
.
.
...of the woods.
Because that's the real announcement we're all expecting.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)
That is not a photo of a wookie. Get your stories straight, dammit.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Whomever it is, brush hog & wax that mf'er!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (Uohrc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: HILLARY! at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
Doubtful. Around here they have green eggs and green beer for breakfast. She'd have to give that speech at about 5:45.
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (/Nite)
Was this just him going off something that wasn't really verified?
I know it sounds like concern trolling, but how long is he going to go on with this without showing us what he has?
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (9cYRJ)
I don't want to get cocky, Trump could easily blow it, but the Democrat bench looks pretty awful to me.
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (9cYRJ)
So does half the voting population.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (ZuVs9)"We need an old priest, a young priest, and a pinch of dirt from Park Ridge, IL.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: President The Donald at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (GX63o)
Is it at all possible to ask simple yet obvious questions that would
get to the heart of the matter or must every question be asked and
parsed to an inch of it's life?
We know less today than we did yesterday!
Incredible.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (Cg0GI)
Does this mean we can cancel the Silver Alert?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Baba Yaga at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: GregV61 at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (+5nuR)
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Yeti Local 101 at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (nN3W/)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: GalosGann at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (md1b/)
Foundation again, and pushing my daughter into a spotlight she plainly
withers under."
Yup. Exactly.
Love Kurt Shlicters's column on Chelsea.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Huma Weiner at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (yL25O)
nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke
everywoman Chelsea Clinton?
Yep, reminds me of having a spastic colon attack with the nearest bathroom 12 miles away. Excitement by the quart.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (xpfRn)
Yes, Hillz is interested in nothing more than "shining a light" on kitchen tables and shit. Her obsession with easing the plight of the common man is downright legendary.
When she's done shining lights she may also, "start a conversation."
Has that ugly witch ever spoken one candid syllable in her entire miserable excuse for a life?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (uuwor)
You must really hate the paramedics from Chappaqua?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (3C9q2)
That monster isn't dead yet.
Posted by: Pete at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (kHNsF)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (dargh)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (+aCe4)
And he will cuss you out if you laugh or call bs on all of that.
Of course I also have an uncle who literally ran off and joined the circus as a carney or roustabout or whatever you call those guys so...
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (kYKWC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: The MFM at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (vfC/C)
Screech-like howl, shambling gait, fetid odor, previously spotted in 49 of the 50 states, scares small children.
Hmmm. Seems like the only difference is that Bigfoot has a chance of being elected POTUS.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (sBOL1)
Whatever, gramma. Keep taking yer meds.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (cm1Bl)
Small flaw that I'm sure her handlers will address by having her continue to insult and ignore them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hansel and Gretel at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Duh at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (9n0dl)
Actually they will come out of hiding. HillzMonster feeds on them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (wPiJc) "
I dunno, I've heard he was really born in Manitoba.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Basement Cat
He was better looking dead.
On the toilet with a peanut butter and nanner sandwich in his mouth.
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: The Experts at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Hansel and Gretel at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (QDr6b)
I hate to the one to break this to ya, but that wasn't her house
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (KlI/a)
Trump had better get that investigation of her moving again. The only way to stop a Clinton is to jail him/her.
I mean, seriously ... someone put a fork in this criminal twat.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (zc3Db)
team Hillary debate questions before the debate?!?!?!?!?!?!
Also unasked: If Brazile is now saying she did pass on the debate questions, then this is an admission that the wikileaks emails were *not* faked or otherwise modified, right? Brazile and many others were screaming that the emails were all fake, fake, fake, so let's update the record on that......And then let's go back and take what was revealed seriously. All of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pete at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (kHNsF)
Better nuke it from space, just to be sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 06:51 PM (GPaiX)
Posted by: The Woods at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (Ndje9)
Was this just him going off something that wasn't really verified?
I know it sounds like concern trolling, but how long is he going to go on with this without showing us what he has?
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (9cYRJ)
********************
The Left and the media are trying to take out the electorate's choice as President via rumors in The Court of Public Opinion--to me that is the real Constitutional crisis. They are also getting a huge assist by the leak of classified materials.
I do not get how this is the priority other than the Right--always has to follow the Left media's directions.
Trump is the current President--yet Obama's honor is supposedly the biggest issue?
It's crazy.
Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (fi5nC)
- hillary clinton
Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/robertfros101324.htmlTwo roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/robertfros101324.htmlTwo roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/robertfros101324.html
Posted by: hillary at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (GX63o)
The Clintons only aspired to dynasty. You have one brilliant politician, Bill, who makes it all the way. Then you have the striver, the grasping wife who wants her own.
What did she achieve? A carpetbagged Senate seat for a little while and SoS as a consolation prize. What she has really wanted she has failed at twice.
Unless the Clintons can get some spark out of the unfortunate Chelsea there is no dynasty.
Bushes are a dynasty. Kennedys, even Cuomos. I'll even give the Udalls a local dynasty as they've made it to two generations.
But Hillary is just a failed heap of corrupt ambition, stale yoga sweat, and Smirnoff halitosis. Also, she will never be president.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (gIRsn)
"Why is she not fifty points ahead already" she might be cackling.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (BrMft)
And he will cuss you out if you laugh or call bs on all of that.
Of course I also have an uncle who literally ran off and joined the circus as a carney or roustabout or whatever you call those guys so...
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (kYKWC)
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Note to self: regretfully turn down invitation to weirdflunky's family reunion.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (sBOL1)
Until he says something crazier?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (y3aQB)
Also unasked: If Brazile is now saying she did pass on the debate questions, then this is an admission that the wikileaks emails were *not* faked or otherwise modified, right? Brazile and many others were screaming that the emails were all fake, fake, fake, so let's update the record on that......And then let's go back and take what was revealed seriously. All of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (NOIQH)
You assume that anyone, and I mean anyone, believed any of that BS story in the first place. It ain't about the truth, it's about saying as much BS as you can and then sticking to it until it doesn't matter any more and the LIV's have quit watching the news.
Everything that comes out of Brazile's mouth is suspect, including when she asks where the ladies room is.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (fdyxv)
I don't care about money, either, although I've tried. I'm just not that superficial.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Cw3TC)
It doesn't matter which one you take - you're fucked either way.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Bl1Kv)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (GPaiX)
Does he know any one-armed women?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Billy boy at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (9n0dl)
I am worried about Hillary's corpse or her spawn being dragged up the steps of 1600 Penn. Ave.
And about sharks.
Man, I hate sharks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Bl1Kv)
As it turns out, Colonel, your were the only sane one in the whole movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (wPiJc)
get to the heart of the matter or must every question be asked and
parsed to an inch of it's life?
We know less today than we did yesterday!
Incredible.
Posted by: Kreplach
Might be. But that would only be possible in some sort of august body of responsible and efficient legislators whose only goal is to represent the Republic and her individualistic citizenry.
That does not exist on this face of the multiverse. Roll again for character creation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (RrhD2)
She should emulate him - grow a beard, assault a masseuse, and put together some powerpoint lies.
I bet if she skipped a couple weeks of electrolysis she would just need to work on the powerpoint bit and she would be there. Easy Peasy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (89T5c)
Well, then it's good she is furry all over.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (cm1Bl)
Tiger Woods is dead?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (wPiJc)
What did he know about hillary?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Kensington at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Cw3TC)
Shrillary's eating dinner int he kitchen?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: navybrat at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (zc3Db)
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Not in mine. I have a pot of oil boiling, just in case.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (jm1YL)
You don't know the 1/2 of it
Posted by: FAB's OBGYN at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
No, Bill was on Epstein's island when the photo was taken.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (QDr6b)
Oh my dear sweet Lord.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hillary Russian Clinton at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (Ndje9)
Probably one of those "goooooooooal!" guys.
Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (qA1vU)
Posted by: Hansel at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (sBOL1)
Heh.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (kYKWC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tuna
Don't worry, she's already on the John D. Rockefeller diet: monkey glands and teenage wet-nurses.
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
Chelsea is exactly what we need. A woman from the younger generation that understands technology and loves to use social media to point out how crazy wrong the other party is.
It is a sign of just how much work our country needs to do to fight racism, bigotry, racism, homophobia, racism, and racism that the current President represents in his tweets. Could you imagine a President tweeting? What is the country coming to? It is like all the stupids and racists took over.
Chelsea is exactly what we need. An educated and accomplished woman who is a mom, author, and twitter savant.
Posted by: wodun at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (lFga6)
Variety announced Monday the six women who have been selected to be Varietys Lifetime Impact Honorees for their humanitarian work: Clinton; actresses Jessica Chastain, Blake Lively, and Audra McDonald; CBS host Gayle King; and media executive Shari Redstone.
All Left Wingers i am sure
Posted by: Neergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (KlI/a)
LOL. The F.B.I. ... jersey detectives!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Proof, like headline stories in the NYT, Washington Post, Wash. Times, etc.
stating it.
http://static.snopes.com/app/uploads/2017/03/new-york-times-wiretap.jpg
What's going on now is one of the greatest okee dokes ever perpetrated by the MSM/Donk establishment.
And the GOP is useless cunts..
Why can't people ask simple straight forward fucking questions and demand straight answers?
GAHHH!!
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (KlI/a)
-
Word to the wise. Stay away from that My Sweet Lord stuff.
- Zombie George Harrison
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (HgMAr)
Ugh. When will our long national nightmare of the Clinton dynasty ever end?
I have about 20 democrat candidates I'm noticing already jockeying for position for a 2020 run. They're not going to get out of the way for Granny.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (ZFUt7)
Oh my dear sweet Lord.
*******
Oh, I can totally see it. Just imagine how many lives she may have saved by not becoming a Pediatric Cardiologist!!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (wPiJc)
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You could always change it ne'erdowell.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (3OAG2)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (PX+kj)
It's gonna take a while to work on the height, but the loss of brain matter necessary to love that old gal can be accomplished courtesy of Messrs. Smith and [implied ampersand] Wesson in the caliber of .357.
Posted by: David Rappaport at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (Luma7)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (3GFMN)
It's uncanny valley she has never been able to exit.
But yeah, Hillary! 4.0 That's the ticket!
Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1)
My good friends call me worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (NJrRe)
Posted by: David Rappaport at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (Luma7)
Posted by: fluufy at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (PY9jH)
This is the bitch that made sure Bernie had no chance.
But, sure, welcome her back, I'm sure she'll care what you think now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (y3aQB)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db)
At some point of value, I think it's appropriate for the Feds to be involved, no matter how stupid it may be that someone would pay that much.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (0mz2+)
Oh my dear sweet Lord.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)
Just go ahead and give her the Nobel Peace Prize already.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)
The obvious answer - being absolutely terrible at everything - will never cross her pickled mind.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (JhduB)
How can someone like her accept something like that? Doesn't she see herself when she looks in the mirror? Is there nothing behind those eyes but a soulless compulsion to feed on the unwarranted ambition?
Are they all sociopaths?
Posted by: Kensington at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (DQ4Fv)
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/bad-chess-scenes-movies-tv
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (zc3Db)
This is the lady who stopped at a taco restaurant to look" normal" and, when no one recognized her nor gave a sh*t about yet another wealthy old woman in $1000 sunglasses standing in line at a chain restaurant, had her campaign staff call reporters so they could report on the story that didn't happen.
That's this lady, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: fluufy at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (jw2Xw)
Close. They are a student at Middelbury College.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (zc3Db)
Or is it just what ace says - paving the way for Chelsea with yellow bricks.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (sBOL1)
Teh Donald graduated in 1968 from the Wharton School, which is part of Penn, which is Ivy.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (zc3Db)
She better not, I'll sue the old hag
Posted by: Winston Spenser Chruchill at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (KlI/a)
Oh my dear sweet Lord.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)
I. Simply. Can't.
Speaking of princesses, I wonder when Trump will replace Caroline Kennedy as ambassador to Japan?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (PY9jH)
Are you from Brattleboro, VT
Posted by: fluufy at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (jw2Xw)
Pay wodun no mind. Apparently, just another member of my extended family.
Bluebell will explain.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (kYKWC)
Hopefully not soon. As long as she's there, the party continues to beclown itself. People will remember that Donna Brazile was a mole and that Hillary was her handler. Even more important, they'll remember she lost.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
She was referring to the stupid staged photo-op after the election where a "random hiker" (who happened to be a liberal activist) "accidentally" met Hillary in the woods near Chappaqua. In Progressive Mind, this was some kind of epic historical moment.
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
Bluebell will explain.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (kYKWC)
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From the Roswell branch.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: T at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (IKdzI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Kensington
Sociopaths?! The Clintons?! Never! I won't hear a word against them.
Posted by: Juanita Broadrick, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, et al. at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Kensington
OH OH I know that answer too that question!!!
Yes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
I see. I must have missed that one.
That still doesn't explain why she's holding dinners at her kitchen table. Maybe she was eating with the help?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)
Ross Perot dropped her off. Or maybe it was Toonces the cat.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (dargh)
She meant to say "where's the vodka". Things get a bit garbled now.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (LAe3v)
I get it. It seems pretty obvious to me that it's true, based on past media reports and the reaction of the people involved. So I don't see any reason for Trump to make it up. The open accusation itself serves a purpose now. I figure the intelligence community / media circus would exist just the same, just focused in a less convenient direction for the President.
Posted by: GalosGann at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: T at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (IKdzI)
I think Mooch is on vacation right now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)
So far it has proven that the Left is trying yet again to upset the process of Democracy--after denying a free democratic process to their base during the anointment process of Hillary --by delegitimizing Trump. They are not basing it on anything valid--thus far since now the Left has said it was not an investigation that was warranted by Obama--or based on anything the Brits had.
So now that those two things have been eliminated--we are back to rumors in the media, and the free associations of Rachel Maddow.
In the words of Michael Morrell--Obama's acting CIA director:
"There's smoke, but no fire at all."
"There's no little campfire, there's no little candle, there's no little spark. And there's a lot of people looking for it."
(Jennifer Griffin reporting)
Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (wPiJc)
stating it.
http://static.snopes.com/app/uploads/2017/03/new-york-times-wiretap.jpg
What's going on now is one of the greatest okee dokes ever perpetrated by the MSM/Donk establishment.
And the GOP is useless cunts..
Why can't people ask simple straight forward fucking questions and demand straight answers?
GAHHH!!
Posted by: Kreplach
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So here's the thing, if Comey is committing perjury and saying it's all bullshit, why isn't Trump immediately firing him?
I'm honestly asking, is every single government official going on the record and lying? It's certainly a possibility, I just want Trump to have the ultimate smoking gun to prove this and not say "whispers" like remember we heard that "agents" were saying Hillary would be charged, etc?
Can we agree though that if Trump can't really produce anything he's going to look stupid and paranoid?
It makes sense to me Trump was wiretapped, they wiretapped Merkel's personal cell phone. I just hope Trump has the goods on him. I want Obama's legacy torn apart.
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (9cYRJ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (U+nHb)
Our preliminary investigation indicates that the cause of death for Mook was a highball glass thrown against his head, while Podesta shot himself multiple times in the head with a pistol discovered in his hand.
Posted by: National Park Ranger at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (3OAG2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)
I thought TFG went to Tahiti without the ball and chain? If she's vacaying, who's minding the youngest Moochette? ValJar?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bjwubbs at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (Goc3P)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (FhXTo)
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/bad-chess-scenes-movies-tv
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (gIRsn)
That's a good link.
When I was a kid, my dad and I played checkers, and he usually beat me. He didn't know how to play chess, though. I became fascinated by depictions in TV and movies, and eventually I bought a cheap set and a beginner's book and taught myself.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (sdi6R)
Bot attack! !!! Boo!!!
Posted by: Vladimir at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (ZFUt7)
She meant to say "where's the vodka". Things get a bit garbled now.
She has a Valu-Rite still in the woods near Ace's happy hobo hunting grounds.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)
Our secret service. At the low, low price of only $320,000 a day.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (zc3Db)
But she's pushing 40 and she's moving deeper in rather than pulling away. At some point, it's all on her.
Posted by: Kensington at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (U+nHb)
Mother Robinson?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (Uohrc)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (fi2wL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Heh!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:12 PM (LAe3v)
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She spent forty days and forty nights in the desert being tempted by George Soros.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)
FBI Dir Comey needs to be transparent + tell the public what he told me about whether he is or is not investigating @POTUS
Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
No, Bill was on Epstein's island when the photo was taken.
LOL,
There aren't any good neurologists in the woods. The mushrooms will give you the shakes and tell you things but they're not helpful.
Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Jeb! at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (DMUuz)
It wasn't much of temptation. I think Hillary glad sold her soul.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Kensington
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (iT57s)
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Oh, who am I kidding?
Posted by: Chelsea at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (2qHjF)
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The glass ceiling is just too tough to break through. She needs to transition to a man for her next run.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Nwg0u)
He can and will do everything he can to bring jobs to America.
But 52% of Americans really don't WANT them. They want money. "Free money".
Obama's corruption of America was the continuation of the BushClintonBush Welfare Giveaway.
Lazy useless people will stay lazy useless people. And they long for the leaders , like Hillary, that will tell them that all their sorry excuses for being a worthless piece of shit in the richest country in the world and their slovenly, fat loser oxygen-wasting life is not their own overdiagnosed and overmedicated pathetic fault.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Bl1Kv)
If you are a registered voter in New York's 17th Congressional District, you can help me celebrate National Ravioli Day by sending me an email, and in return I will send you my favorite ravioli recipe!
Ravioli Persisted!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)
Posted by: The Hill at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)
Tomi got suspended by Beck, not sure why.
Although her jackassery comment on being pro-choice was stupid, she IS on our side.
Same with Milo.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (nDcc3)
These are, as was pointed out above, the cream of the crop who went to prestigious Ivy League schools. It's fascinating to see their understanding of religion they claim to practice. Heck, even setting aside religion, it's fascinating to see a lack of basic literary knowledge. Israel didn't wander the woods for forty years, after all. It wouldn't be an acceptable response on Jeopardy.
These people should be laughed at when they do this, but somehow they're celebrated.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Bl1Kv)
So we can put you down as undecided on expansion of the welfare state?
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:16 PM (kYKWC)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke
everywoman Chelsea Clinton?
It does seem persistent.
Oh, yeah ... En fuega!
Posted by: That 'Woke' Guy who shouts "En fuega!" instead of "En fuego!" at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Billy boy at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (9n0dl)
Posted by: weirdflunky
===
"tentatively pessimistic"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:18 PM (Bl1Kv)
Posted by: The Hill at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)
Oh man, if the spinach pancakes get wind of this...
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 07:18 PM (dargh)
330341-chelsea-clinton-to-be-honored-for-humanitarian-work/
1. Develop Twitter personality - check
2. Get massive MSM fawning - check
3. Publish children's book - check
4. Get new Expedia board of directors gig w/lots of $$$ - check
5. Get awards - check
Gawd, she really is going to run for office. Hill and Bill are calling in all their markers to make fetch happen.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (NOIQH)
Glenn Beck should know by now that he doesn't get to pick the winners and the losers.
That is not entirely true, he has been picking himself as a loser for a bit now.
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (cGlgB)
I'm honestly asking, is every single government official going on the record and lying? It's certainly a possibility, I just want Trump to have the ultimate smoking gun to prove this and not say "whispers" like remember we heard that "agents" were saying Hillary would be charged, etc?
Can we agree though that if Trump can't really produce anything he's going to look stupid and paranoid?
It makes sense to me Trump was wiretapped, they wiretapped Merkel's personal cell phone. I just hope Trump has the goods on him. I want Obama's legacy torn apart.
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (9cYRJ)
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What you are essentially prioritizing is the semantics of "wiretapping" and a tweet--\
OVER--
the Democrats claiming that Trump is a "Russian agent" with less proper evidence and with unnamed faceless attackers who are trying to upend the ELECTORATE and their choice for the Presidency.
Remember that bit about government for and by the people? That is the process and system that The Left is trying to collapse via cowards whispering to The Left's media.
So --after all of that--we are still suppose to prioritize being upset by Trump trying to make some effort to defend that process and himself?
Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (fi5nC)
The overflow crowd.
http://tinyurl.com/k3eua2w
Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (noWW6)
If that bitch doesn't have leaves in her hair and mud stuck to her shoes, then her whole "out the woods" statement is a damned lie.
Prove it MFM or STFU.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (Bl1Kv)
He posted some stupid shit on twitter questioning her Libertarian bona-fides bringing up Trump shit.
It's as if he's purposely being difficult with being ideology X but supporting Trump even if he isn't fitting into you ideology box neatly.
He's best at doing history and talking about progressivism all this extra activity is hurting his business. Hell just look at Cruz, he certainly hurt him.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: The Hill at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)
Oh man, if the spinach pancakes get wind of this...
Posted by: JuJuBee
If she honors National Chitlins and Hot Sauce Day, you know the run is officially on.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (QDr6b)
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
The Second Coming
Posted by: Yeats, reorganized and ribbed for Her pleasure at March 20, 2017 07:21 PM (xpfRn)
No longer a passion and flesh.
My flame is alive, though my wings have been shattered.
They laid my body to rest.
My spirit is willing my senses are pure
Like reincarnation my soul will endure.
OH OH OH OH!!!
Back on Earth. Still breathing.
Back on Earth. You freed me.
Back on Earth.
The spirit it never lets go.
Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:21 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (U+nHb)
The bitch.
Posted by: Reggie at March 20, 2017 07:23 PM (BrwSr)
Posted by: ryukyu at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (Ta1DO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:26 PM (LAe3v)
Beat that, bitches. Because to him, that's what it is all about.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:26 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (U+nHb)
Is anyone surprised. They are out of the public eye, so why bother keeping up appearances?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 20, 2017 07:26 PM (fKWf6)
to prestigious Ivy League schools. It's fascinating to see their
understanding of religion they claim to practice."
See also:
Donna Brazile (with time in grade at the Kennedy School of Government) who first had claimed not to have provided Hillary with debate questions in advance, and then, upon the hard facts coming out, retreating to a flurry of assertions regarding herself as being "a Christian woman" and perforce above questioning or reproach.
I guess that Donna the Christian woman missed the lesson in Sunday school about not bearing false witness. Must have been out with the flu that particular day. Could have happened to any of us, right?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (noWW6)
She was referring to the stupid staged photo-op after the election where a "random hiker" (who happened to be a liberal activist) "accidentally" met Hillary in the woods near Chappaqua. In Progressive Mind, this was some kind of epic historical moment.
Posted by: zombie
Similar to the dance on the beach with Bill some years back.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (IqV8l)
I'm witnessing all of their pain.
Death is so final for only the living.
The spirit will always remain!
Bury me deep just to cover my sins.
My soul is alive as the journey begins.
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!
BACK ON EARTH!
BACK ON EARTH!
BACK ON EARTH!
Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (U+nHb)
Didn't Comey just testify there's no evidence of any Russian collusion? That's a useful thing.
I don't know if I'd expect an FBI director to know anything about the illegal wiretapping, or be in a position to discover it after the fact. Why involve him? His testimony is hardly definitive, no matter how it might be spun.
Posted by: GalosGann at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (md1b/)
I think she's fetch.
I think she'd PLAY fetch.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Uohrc)
https://youtu.be/9MzrpimZc0E
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (GPaiX)
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Thank God this is a smart military blog.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: socalcon at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (WAnre)
We are now in a position to rise together, to grow together, to lift incomes, to increase upward mobility, to reduce income equality, but it all hinges on your support for Chelsea.
Chelsea believes answers are better than anger. That empowering people to control their own future is better than feeding their resentment.
And if fighting for women's healthcare and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the woman card, then deal Chelsea in!
I couldn't be prouder of Chelsea if she were my own daughter.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3OAG2)
Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (Kresa)
Posted by: Him at March 20, 2017 07:30 PM (4ke74)
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Can you feel the brain-killing over-clichéd expessions of the nut-job progressive?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (ZO497)
Trump was relying on news reports for his "wiretap" claim.
The only way Trump could offer "proof" other than that would be for him to issue an EO instructing the FBI, DHS, NSA, the IC and pretty much all of the other alphabets that have LE or Inteligence gathering capabilities to release and divulge any and all investigations, materials, warrant requests, warrants and sundry pertaining to him, his associates, his properties, his children etc. and to declasify any and all material deemed top secret, secret or otherwise classified not for public release.
That would do it, it would also create another type of shit storm.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (+lv+r)
It's an award for - get this - partnering w/some org for kids healthy eating. Seriously, was her impact so monumental no one knew she was working on that?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (bGG6f)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Uohrc)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetch_(folklore)
"A fetch is a supernatural double or an apparition of a living person in Irish folklore. It is largely akin to the doppelgänger, and sightings are regarded as omens, usually for impending death."
Good thing she resembles no living person, I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (8nWyX)
Took me a week to get little Bill to come back outside.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (gIRsn)
Mr. Bandersnatch, you use yer tongue better than a $20 hour whore
Posted by: Taggart at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (AGJqR)
But you know the president just loves him some shit storms.
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (jm1YL)
People think I'm insane because I am from another time.
Can you help me?
Fuck you, mama brains! Oh yeah.
Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: J Comey at March 20, 2017 07:34 PM (1CtvB)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3OAG2)
Quiet. We use such information and army of bots, millions of bots and trolls, and right wing blogs to fix election next time.
You American people can not make up your minds without Russian interference.
Posted by: Vladimir at March 20, 2017 07:34 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Mr. Comey, there is a special probe in hell waiting just for you. Take your time.
Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:34 PM (BrwSr)
Posted by: Him
This is code, isn't it?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:35 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (1CtvB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (/f1mm)
Yeah, nothing I know gets kids up and out of bed in the morning faster than the promise of a big plate of spinach pancakes.
Why, you can hear the cries of delight from down the street. I think it's delight, anyway.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Tm3Ti)
Posted by: PDT at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (/Nite)
Trump was relying on news reports for his "wiretap" claim.
And the news reports used IC 'sources'.
Now the same IC is saying they know nothing, and the media is playing innocent.
This whole 'controversy' is by the same people who invented it in the first place.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (NOIQH)
I've noticed lately that kids today look much healthier than they used to. Now I know why.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J Comey
It was an act of love, ese.
Posted by: Jeb! at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (QDr6b)
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She an humanitarian like my sister is a vegetarian; she eats them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (Tm3Ti)
I think he actually does. He's got them so busy clutching their pearls and chasing phantom Russian stories that there is much less attention being focused on his attempt to gut Obamacare and get Gorsuch on the SC. Either one of those issues would be page 1 for the entire msm if they were done in a vacuum but now they are getting much less coverage.
If people haven't learned by now that Trump loves to operate in a state of media confusion and having them chase their tails then they haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)
I want that job and I'll do it for just $350k a year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (fDdVG)
Just accuse, accuse and accuse and the media goes crazy. Proof is for pansies and GOPe bootlickers who are afraid to fight back.
President Trump don't need no stinking proof. He's the President and like Barry the Fag he can do whatever the hell he wants. No rules need apply.
See Harry Reid ala Mitt's tax returns for a simple example.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (5VlCp)
*****
"Let them eat kale!"
/Chelsea Marionette
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:39 PM (wPiJc)
He was just looking for a better life.
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Much like the Pilgrims or Jesus in Egypt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:39 PM (GPaiX)
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (9q7Dl)
Yea that thing is more like Bigbutt. It could be wearing crocs for all we know.
Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (wPiJc)
Yea that thing is more like Bigbutt. It could be wearing crocs for all we know.
Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km)
Gaysquatch.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 20, 2017 07:41 PM (0mRoj)
She compounded her error by attempting to recover from this fiasco by belching and sharting, because, she explained, "that's what you people do".
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:41 PM (LAe3v)
Yeah like hopefully a long spell in a federal pen
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:42 PM (GPaiX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)
************
So, like Obama, the media is providing cover for the president; Except that for President Trump they provide cover by the flurry of dust created while chasing their tails.
Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:42 PM (BrwSr)
I want that job and I'll do it for just $350k a year.
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I'll do it for $250k but I'm going need an unlimited booze and drug expense account to think this shit up. I know! An honesty award for Bill!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (oVJmc)
*****
Speaking of turnips, ol' Chelsea didn't fall too far from the turnip tree, did she? Her face could use a root cause analysis, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: naturalfake
We are hungry. We look on the Peruvians with their boxes of KaBoom with envy.
Posted by: Starving Rusdian Nationalist at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM
I've seen pictures of Mooch in worse
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (ZO497)
And the news reports used IC 'sources'.
Now the same IC is saying they know nothing, and the media is playing innocent."
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Fake News and Fake Intelligence go hand in hand with Fake Hollywood and Fake Washington DC.
And then Trump blew the whistle on this Truman Show.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (Tm3Ti)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:45 PM (/f1mm)
******
Yeah, maybe like that section of Les Miserables where Hugo wanders off to describe the penitent monks living their bleak existence in their little cloistered boxes of despair or whatever that fol-de-rol was.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:45 PM (wPiJc)
Ugh. 25 angry, aging pant-suited crones, with lives so barren that they're "ecstatic" over the prospect of America's First Woman Career Criminal returning to the public stage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (wPiJc)
when asked about the recover of the jersey, Tom Brady responded "I'm just happy to have gotten both of my Jerseys back. Pretty amazing bit of law enforcement there getting them, I can't wait to have them back in my possession. Really, it's just a little thing in the big picture and all, but I'm pretty happy." When asked further about how he felt about foreign media, specifically a foreign media person from Mexico being responsible for the thefts, Tom said "I've fucking had it, unless they have a grade A tits and ass and speak Portuguese, fuck it, build a giant fucking wall to cut down on immigration and jersey theft"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Nwg0u)
*****
That might explain the fabric softener sheet clinging to Hillary's polyester pantsuit.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (NbRJx)
Uh, the judges were looking for the phrase "Chunked Tumor". Would have also accepted "Bifocal wearing Pisspot of Graft".
Please stop by the prize desk for your participation ribbon.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (1aMQH)
All in hash marks scraped in a concrete wall with a smuggled-in shank, with any luck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (wPiJc)
Too many Frenchies in that one.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (kYKWC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM
Prefer whole milk myself but to each his own
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (GPaiX)
Jamie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, said Monday that the first daughter will not have an official title, but will get a West Wing office, government-issued communications devices and security clearance to access classified information. Gorelick said Ivanka Trump would follow the ethics rules that apply to government employees.
That swamp is cold. Deep, too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)
Like lentils and chickpeas pulse? Because I think "pulse-vomiting" would be a more accurate description.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (nlbfN)
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Fake Science and Fake Women
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Fills my victims full of dread!
Running as fast as they can!
Hillary Clinton lives AGAAAAAAAIIIINNN!!!
Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (ZO497)
I am somewhat skeptical that we can definitively conclude that she didn't.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (WDdjT)
The Freddie-Krueger Effect
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (8ZskC)
Nailed it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (wPiJc)
Awards for... not actually accomplishing anything?
Is standing up and saying that one's intentions were of the best, despite the abject failure of one's plans, really worthy of marquee-billed public honors ceremonies? Apparently so.
To heck with the Emmys and the Grammys. We need the Ineffectualities.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:51 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Bl1Kv)
So we can put you down as undecided on expansion of the welfare state?
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:16
wf read it carefully, I think he might be mildly opposed.
Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2017 07:51 PM (o/90i)
"Can I get me a hunting license here?"
Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2017 07:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Deploreable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 20, 2017 07:52 PM (qoAfa)
Posted by: Muldoon
Where?
Is it crawl up height? I could use one of those after about 5PM.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (GPaiX)
The main difference being is CNN's gentle tongue bathing and furious masturbation when it was Obama. But yeah, outrageous or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (pY+s4)
So if she does that and sees her shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of Armaggeddon?
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (1aMQH)
You don't think Trump was monitored?!
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (f31Us)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 07:54 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)
No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog.
Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:54 PM (BrwSr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (ZO497)
Oh Hillary you're soooo super duper popular. You won the popular vote and if it wasn't for Putin you'd be president. Please oh please run again in 2020 and make sure the DNC runs roughshod over all the competition again for you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (GPaiX)
candidacies they just don't know what to do with themselves except carry
on carrying on."
They Persisted
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, daywalking on the first day of Spring at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (tHwdc)
--
{waving}
Crazy conspiracy person here.
I believe they monitored everything plus some.
/but don't worry, uncle barry will never get in trouble, he's teflon black Jesus
Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (FkAXz)
It was definitively constructed in the shape of Borneo, including the Kingdom of Brunei, the Karimata Strait to the South and Malaysian federal island of Labuan!
Clearly the child is a foreign policy prodigy.
We're saved!!!
Sincerely,
Posted by: The Royal Family Media at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: The Woods at March 20, 2017 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 20, 2017 07:56 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Podesta at March 20, 2017 07:57 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:58 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Javems at March 20, 2017 07:59 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Ready For Xillary!!11!! at March 20, 2017 07:59 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)
No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog."
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Jamie Gorelick? Ivanka just lost a lot of points in my book.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (Tm3Ti)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (5VlCp)
I agree, Shibumi. I think they looked as far, wide, and deep as they could and found nothing. Not a thing. Doesn't mean he wasn't monitored, though. And you're also right about the former Prez not getting his hands dirty with this. That is one skill he certainly has.
BTW, was your nick formerly Shibumi, death to the man bun? I loved that. Death! Death to the man bun!
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (f31Us)
Posted by: Bigfoot, VP of Development, Clinton Foundation at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (3OAG2)
Good to know.
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All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (Nwg0u)
And the news reports used IC 'sources'.
Now the same IC is saying they know nothing, and the media is playing innocent."
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Fake News and Fake Intelligence go hand in hand with Fake Hollywood and Fake Washington DC.
And then Trump blew the whistle on this Truman Show.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (Tm3Ti)
I still think the GOPe should be subpoena-ing every reporter that said anything about wiretaps, Russians, and Transcripts. Put them under oath and ask basic questions about their stories.
You wrote a story about Wiretaps of President Trump?
You said that Donald Trump was subject to a FISA warrant?
How many sources did you have?
How did you verify that?
Ask all the simple questions first. Only when you are done, ask the nasty ones, like who are your sources?
Every reporter on every story printed, or broadcast.
Either President Donald Trump was surveilled, or every one of those reports were Bull Shit.
The chickenshit GOPe will never do that. It might piss off the MSM, who the GOPe keep sucking up to, even though the MSM hate their guts.
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (iT57s)
Me too. Still got her to kick by end of April in the local dead pool.
I mean clinically dead, not just brain dead which she obviously already is.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (fdyxv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 08:02 PM (/Nite)
Man accused of having pipe bombs in his downtown Denver hotel room is indicted, appears in federal court
Adam Nauveed Hayat was indicted by a federal grand jury late last week
http://preview.tinyurl.com/leul5aa
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db)
Muahaha! The Fibbies will never find us!
Posted by: The Holsteins at March 20, 2017 08:03 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 08:04 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 20, 2017 08:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: TB
* * * * *
So long in fact, I heard by the time Cankles pinched it, she was 130 feet up a Pinion Pine. She was able to simply swing her free hippo calf over to the vertical log, give it a hug and slide down to her adoring crowds. The cheers (and stench) was something to behold.
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 20, 2017 08:05 PM (g9d8D)
And make clocks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 08:06 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:07 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Mighty Hunter at March 20, 2017 08:08 PM (Sda6L)
I discovered for the first time yesterday Masala Chai.
Seriously contemplating how I lived my life without it.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 08:08 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)
No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog."
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Jamie Gorelick? Ivanka just lost a lot of points in my book.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (Tm3Ti)
Depends on how you use her advice?
Listen carefully to everything Jamie Gorelick says and do the exact opposite. There is a reason she was called, "The Master of Disaster."
She is also a way to reach out to the Globalist Deep State. No one is Deeper in the Deep State than Gorelick.
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 08:08 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Please tell the class that you're just joking...
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:09 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)
LOL.
That about sums it up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:09 PM (zc3Db)
SCRANTON??? WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN SCRANTON???
Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (qJhUV)
I didn't know that -- I've heard My Media Betters repeat this lie so often I just assumed it was true.
There's no easier way to interrupt the Narrative Brigade than to ask a reporter the most basic question regarding a topic.
"How much of Meals on Wheels budget is dependent on Federal money?"
The medias complete and inexcusable lack of any curiosity is their 2nd greatest flaw.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (QDr6b)
BTW, was your nick formerly Shibumi, death to the man bun? I loved that. Death! Death to the man bun!
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LOL. I was not shibumi, death to the man bun. However, I have been shibumi, awaiting SMOD and shibumi who requires a cute kitty story.
IMHO, the man bun has a huge purpose in society: it tells conservative women who to avoid.
;-)
Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)
Her biomechanical exoskeleton has a blood filtration system that keeps her alcohol levels just shy of .23 parts per million.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (gH76w)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Whatever it is, there's most likely pizza involved.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (4YGWz)
Their first flaw is breathing.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (eeTCA)
Nope.
Plain, old-fashioned ignorance.
They really don't know anything about anything.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (fdyxv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (4YGWz)
The alcohol is its power source.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Ready For Xillary!!11!! at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
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Ivanka Trump to join White House staff
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JUST UUUGGGHHH!!
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (y3aQB)
I've had enough of take your daughter to work day. Does she have her own business to run?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:24 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (dargh)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/leul5aa
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Whose going to manage all those motels while he is in prison?
Posted by: K Wilson's ghost at March 20, 2017 08:27 PM (BrwSr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)
No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog.
Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:54
WFT? Can we see a link to this? Jamie Gorelick of the infamous wall between intelligence agencies is advising Ivanka? Sounds like antitrumper bs on its face IMO.
Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Frankie Merman at March 20, 2017 10:15 PM (7A4qQ)
Like dogs returning to the scene of their last spew, these are "The Days of the Clintonistas"...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 10:37 PM (v1g1+)
24 Hillary was sober enough to give a speech on St. Patrick's Day? At what, 9:30 in the morning?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)
Slash fiction, from an adoring press.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 10:39 PM (v1g1+)
Can there be a more base being than that?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 20, 2017 11:02 PM (o7l6R)
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