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Oh No: Amy Schumer Accused of Stealing Jokes for "New" "Comedy" "Show"
I know putting quotes around everything is something only lunatics do but sometimes you gotta go loon.
Some of these jokes seem like observations and gags that anyone could come up with independently. But, the thing is, there are also clips of her praising Dave Atell (from whom she seems to have borrowed a "blacking out from drinking and then waking up is like Time Travel" joke) and a Portlandia skit (with which she shares the insult that someone's face looks like a "melted candle"). I dunno. It seems like maybe she's a comedy fan and has watched a lot of comic's acts and comedy tv shows and movies, and maybe unconsciously absorbed it. I say "unconsciously" because at this stage, with a rep as a joke thief, she'd be crazy to consciously swipe this stuff (especially because none of these gags are particularly great). A few years ago I was ragging on liberal former actress Eva Longoria and I wrote what I thought was one of my best jokes ever to her. It's a two part joke -- the first is a lame set-up, the second is the actual punchline. "Hey Eva, 1995 just called, it wants its cultural relevance back. Hey Eva, a Hollywood producer called, he wants -- nah, I'm just fucking with ya. No Hollywood producers are calling you." The joke came so easy to me. It just flowed, effortlessly. It sounded just like a great David Spade gag that I had just made up with my own brain. I'm not 100% sure about this, but I later realized this joke came too easily, and I'm pretty sure the reason I came up with such a perfect David Spade-esque joke so easily was that it in fact was a David Spade joke from his old Hollywood Minute stuff on SNL, down to the one-two punch structure. I haven't confirmed that, but I'm almost convinced I didn't write this joke. I just remembered it, without realizing it was a memory rather than an invention. Eh. A lift, but innocently made. It can happen. But this sure seems to happen to Amy a lot. Clips of the new "parallel thinking" jokes below -- Content Warning. She's a big ol' raunchy gal.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at March 17, 2017 12:51 PM (DrCtv)
Kurt "Bad Ass" Eichenwald made this claim on teh Twitters today:
@kurteichenwald
After a 3 month investigation, the FBI this morning arrested the man who assaulted me using a strobe on twitter that triggered a seizure.
Given Kurt's history with "the truth", this could be complete nonsense.
Posted by: The Institute at March 17, 2017 12:52 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 12:52 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Talcum X at March 17, 2017 12:53 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 12:53 PM (Zkjpe)
To be fair, WTOP lets ABC provide about 30 minutes of content every few hours. I think this was one of them.
Posted by: Semper Why at March 17, 2017 12:53 PM (mDDO1)
@kurteichenwald
I want to thank Dallas Police, Dallas DA, US Attorney in Dallas, the FBI & the Dept of Homeland Security who all played a role in this case.
Posted by: The Institute at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (nGsFZ)
"Writing" "new" "material" is hard, so I can see why Amy doesn't do it.
But she will do anything else, if you get her drunk.
Hey-o!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (4/95V)
After a 3 month investigation, the FBI this morning arrested the man who assaulted me using a strobe on twitter that triggered a seizure.
And it wasn't even announced on Drudge with the police R2D2.
Posted by: Talcum X at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 12:54 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (Zkjpe)
But, just a generally funny guy who looks like he'd be fun no matter where you ended up hanging out with him.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (4/95V)
As long as it's not a FLASHING blue light.
I'm working on getting old Hawaii Five-O reruns banned.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (WmgTn)
I guess she's especially fond of blacking out jokes in other comic's acts.
Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM
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They speak to her.
Crowder watched it and talked about it. He was saying that comedians like Jim Gaffigan tend to have a host of topics that they talk about that can appeal to most people (don't have a family? how about food jokes?).
Schumer seems to just talk about her being a dirty whore.
Funny bit was where she spent a few minutes talking about how nasty her vagina is, and then immediately started hating on some guy for not loving her vagina. And most of the special was pretty much that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (ELUpj)
Egads, how dare these unwashed nobodies dare opine without taking care not to offends people?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (nFwvY)
As we all know, it's also very easy to convince yourself into a false memory. In her case, she might even really believe that she came up with the joke itself.
These jokes are like the lowest form of stand-up comedy any, IMO. The best stand-up routines aren't short punchlines, they're well constructed elaborate stories that connect to one another, punctuated by choice antics on stage.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Talcum X at March 17, 2017 12:53 PM (TppKb)
I can loan you a couple of Sharpies.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (Q5kE6)
Like south Chicago?
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Holmes at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (gTQoY)
But it sure does seem to happen a lot doesn't it?
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (Zkjpe)
Egads, how dare these unwashed nobodies dare opine without taking care not to offends people?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
=================
The 5 star system.
I'm desperately hoping it's limited to their streaming service ratings.
I need the 5 star system for the DVD service.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (dargh)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: JackStraw
Well I guess you're a real "genius" and "scholar" then, "Champ."
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (2Mnv1)
I think it's her body flab.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (fDdVG)
Yeah, that's her shtick. And then she gets pissed when people tease her abot being....a dirty whore on twitter. Then it's MISOGYNYSTIC SLUT-SHAMING THREATENING HER SAFETY!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (Lat75)
What the hell are you eating?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (dargh)
The acrylic concrete stain lasts much longer. Not the etching stuff, that hurts.
Posted by: Talcum X at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (TppKb)
Never go full loon.
Well, OK, maybe this once.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah, that's her shtick. And then she gets pissed when people tease her abot being....a dirty whore on twitter. Then it's MISOGYNYSTIC SLUT-SHAMING THREATENING HER SAFETY!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (NOIQH)
================
Maybe...she's just a terrible person who was raised by terrible people and she has no idea how to treat people in real life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (Lat75)
Or maybe just dirty whoredom.
After all, those who can, do, and those who can't, teach.
Posted by: Talcum X at March 17, 2017 12:58 PM (TppKb)
How fat do you have to before they have to let the cow out prior to skinning it?
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (4/95V)
When you use quotation marks that way, it is the literary equivalent of rolling your eyes as you speak.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (1fHj1)
Actually "this" might be "true." When I "wrote" that I might have "swiped" his "joke," he "retweeted" "me." But he didn't "confirm" this was his "joke." When I "asked" him about it, he "didn't" "answer." So "I" still don't know "for" sure.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: moviegique at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (Lat75)
Because your name is Sam and not Sean? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (OD2ni)
Every time she goes thru airport security, they pat her down with butter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (xpfRn)
That one where she winks at an old boyfriend she's bumped into while he's shopping with his wife and teen kid is hilarious!
Oh wait, no it's not - it's creepy and she comes off as an amoral tramp.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (Zkjpe)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (qJhUV)
Whereas if she steals sort of mediocre observations it's easier to say "Yeah that wasn't really very clever but hey I did come up with it on my own, even though it's obvious enough that other people have also done it."
That is to say, it's easy to argue parallel construction with an obvious idea, much harder to argue it with something really idiosyncratic.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (uuwor)
===
Or prostitution. Lots of genitalia to focus on there.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Amy "Chuck" Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (vtcmf)
she "looks" like a "sausage" that I wouldn't "want" to put in my "mouth."
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (8rNrN)
And listen to comics today and you still hear his material.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (0mRoj)
I dunno. It seems like maybe she's a comedy fan and has watched a lot of comic's acts and comedy tv shows and movies, and maybe unconsciously absorbed it. I say "unconsciously" because at this stage, with a rep as a joke thief, she'd be crazy to consciously swipe this stuff (especially because none of these gags are particularly great).
I'm frequently guilty of the "absorbed it and regurgitated it unconsciously" bit because (1) I'm kinda autistic and (B) I'm not terribly original. That's why I cut people accused of single, isolated instances of plagiarism a break, because most people are susceptible to this to one degree or another. You have to establish a pattern to really justify an accusation of plagiarism, I think, and Amy and putas like Carlos Mencia certainly qualify.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (RD7QR)
The Mandela sign language guy said his fingers are getting cramps.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (qJhUV)
She finally said "fuck it" & went face first into the cow.
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:01 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (Q5kE6)
By the way; possibly unrelated but Netflix is getting rid of its star system for rating. Its going to go with a "thumbs up/down" system instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (39g3+)
I forget the rest. Something something "who are these geniuses?"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (fDdVG)
What you never heard of the famous Irish Jews? The House of Sam a lang a ding dong.
That is soo bad.
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (zsHGH)
Uncle Miltie: The broad even stole my routine of stealing other people's jokes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 01:00 PM (xpfRn)
And then sprinkled with bacon bits and chives.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (cOHS7)
Why do I have a feeling that I'm not going to like this one as much as his older stuff.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2017 01:04 PM (R+30W)
Her fame is almost exclusively the result of liberal women liking an "icon" that is fatter than them so they can feel good about themselves. Same with Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 01:04 PM (JnKpU)
Yeah, I heard that too. I hope its coincidence and not white whale knighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:04 PM (zsHGH)
I have a friend who does this a lot. he's actually naturally funny, but then, he also throws in a lot of stuff from his memory library.
I got the "a cat can't scratch it" joke about a boner being hard from him. Then someone told me "That came from the movie Cocoon."
And I was like, "Oh, of course, he got it from somewhere else."
But I really couldn't complain, as I'd stolen it (deliberately) from him without attribution.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:04 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:04 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:04 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Banya at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (8rNrN) "
I think you're talking about the late 80's/early 90's SNL skit that was basically a gameshow where hack comics had to do off-the-cuff Jerry Seinfeld rip-off routines about whatever came up on screen, and one of the guys kept using "who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?" as his terrible punch line.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Lisa Lamponelli at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)
***************
Ha!
Posted by: Holmes at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (DrC22)
I "did." "This" is one of the "oldest" bits I've "done" on this "blog."
I read "letters" from a "schizophrenic" at a "job" and noticed how "she" put "quotes" around "everything." An early "gag" I used to "do" was to put quotes around "everything," including words it makes no sense "to" put quotes "around."
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (2Mnv1)
Really!!
So... in honor of her, I'm gonna steal my OWN Amy Schumer joke...
Here goes:
I like Amy Schumer.
I lay her down on a bed of lettuce, pour some fruit cocktail on her, and eat her up...
Oh wait, you said Amy Schumer, I was thinking of cottage cheese.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (5VlCp)
Lets haul Amy up there...watch hilarity ensue among the Nork guards.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Amy Schumer stealing from the sock Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (zsHGH)
"icon" that is fatter than them so they can feel good about themselves.
Same with Lena Dunham.
A lot of her skits are just feminist talking points with a dash of sarcasm.
About as funny as a clever, snarky Samantha Bee rant.
Clapter, not laughter.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)
Why is that manatee wearing a wet suit?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (v1g1+)
Preparing to airdrop aquallamas?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
"Look like a trinity of what?"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)
It's in an AA 4th edition story, and is older than Baccus.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (FhXTo)
LOL
This thread is going to be my regular Saturday night thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (zsHGH)
She would still be doing 5 minute open mica in dive bars if her uncle was not Senator Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (3cOA7)
yes I know, I am ripping off a skit while I knock on Amy Schumer for ripping off a skit.
I knew I was doing that, but I did it anyway.
Like a BOSS.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (8rNrN)
George Costanza
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--
Named after a race track's shape. Better than Serpentine, or Turpentine, for that matter.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (fDdVG)
Usually the good ideas just "come to me" while I'm reading here.
>>Take my wife please.
Oh, that inspires me!
I'm "thinking", I'm "thinking"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (cOHS7)
Michael Moore, Sean, Penn, and Danny Glover could not be reached for comment about this glorious development that can't even parody.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Sphynx at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Bill W. at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (/ZEVC)
She's not ripping off other people's jokes. Just consider her a cover band comedian.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (/ZEVC)
It's never too late to steal your own stolen joke.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (fDdVG)
You've got a 'Ma' in front and a 'Newer'.
"Ma-Nure".
It's really not that bad.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (4/95V)
interesting. Sometimes these charges of joke theft aren't really fair because some of these jokes weren't written by the source she's supposed to have gotten them from -- some are just like "street jokes," jokes with no known author. The Patrice O'Neal jokes were part of a style of joke that people made on the internet. I think he swiped those from unknown authors, and then Amy Schumer got them from him, or maybe she just remembered the same internet "street jokes."
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (8rNrN)
I think there's a tumblr or something around where people send in pictures of unnecessary quotes in the wild, e.g.
$4.99 "fresh" catfish
Employees: "wash your hands" before returning to work
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (W8bn5)
-
Tell me about it.
- Zombie George "My Sweet Lord" Harrison
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2017 12:59 PM (1fHj1)
Heh. I'll just leave this here:
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (fDdVG)
----------------------
That's MY bit!
Posted by: Lisa Lamponelli at March 17, 2017 01:05 PM (4/95V)
Actually, didn't Lamponelli lose like .75 Amy Schumers worth of weight?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (TOk1P)
Nothing says funny like quoting your sources.
"Just flew in from Vegas, boy are my arms tired (Marx, 1932)"
"Take my wife , please (Youngman , 1945)"
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (Q5kE6)
Thumbs up/thumbs down v. 5 star rating system
Is like Centigrade v. Fahrenheit
More numbers, in the range we need, means better information.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (r/0kC)
First time I heard "So hard a cat cain't scratch it" was from my old man - back in the 70s.
I think you're right - we just recycle this stuff. Put a small new twist on it now and then.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (92ruB)
She is considered one of the leading voices in young feminism.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (NOIQH)
Ace, why are so interested in Amy Schumer?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:07 PM (fDdVG)
If there's one thing that really pisses Ace off - besides shelves - it is poor humor/comic talent getting undeserved acclaim.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM
--
I read that in Shatner's elocution.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (ROIz5)
That was funny. Perhaps you should consider stand up comedy-and you write your own stuff too. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:12 PM (cOHS7)
Today Pres. Trump is meeting with Merkel. Do you know WHO else met with a German Chancellor?!?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:12 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Sphynx at March 17, 2017 01:12 PM (OZmbA)
You roll me in flour and aim at the wet spot. Is that the one?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:12 PM (qJhUV)
"icon" that is fatter than them so they can feel good about themselves.
Same with Lena Dunham.
A lot of her skits are just feminist talking points with a dash of sarcasm.
About as funny as a clever, snarky Samantha Bee rant.
Clapter, not laughter.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH
She always has to tell her audience that she loves men and men are great.
Whatever. She hates and holds contempt for men. She holds those Misandrist and Supremacist beliefs in every cell of her body.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 01:12 PM (3cOA7)
Like anything that has flour in it, she ate it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:12 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (B+qrE)
- Zombie George "My Sweet Lord" Harrison
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (Nwg0u)
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This Song - There's Nothing Tricky About
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13BK0OT4Py0
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (lwiT4)
This is one of Ace's contributions to the culture war? O.K.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (cOHS7)
Liar, you didn't forget. Last Saturday night wasn't THAT long ago.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (TOk1P)
After some ganja, Amy was so baked Lena Dunham ate her with sour cream and butter.
Posted by: Sphynx at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (OZmbA)
I think there's a tumblr or something around where people send in pictures of unnecessary quotes in the wild, e.g.
$4.99 "fresh" catfish
Employees: "wash your hands" before returning to work
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (8nWyX)
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In Futurama, at Madison Square Cube there was a sign that said ["No" Gambling].
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (4/95V)
I don't like her. She's one of those annoying comics who is always pushing a strident Social Justice Warrior line and pledging to have her vagina vote for Hillary. And while she is successful, a big part of that seems to have been due to a sort of PC claim that you must find her funny or else you hate women.
She has been funny. A few times. But not too many. This clip (moderate content warning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzlvDV3mpZw
is very funny, but I don't know how much of it she wrote.
but while there are some genuinely good jokes she's done, most of it is pure crap, and then there's a Ghostbusters Reboot sort of PR push behind her and a demand that you must find her funny, and then, on top of that, there is this recurring problem that her crap jokes aren't even original.
she was at the Women's March after the election, because Obviously.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Chinese laundromat signs at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (W8bn5)
Group came by with 343. Lots of cops. Had to google it,
What do you think it means?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Jason M at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (S1+dw)
DO IT FOR THE GAINZZZZ, BRA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (/tuJf)
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He was the best. I wonder where he went.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (lwiT4)
It is important for our cultural commentators to have the freedom to criticize the extremists.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (ismre)
Posted by: CNN at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:10 PM (HRSh5)
Yeah, that's "the one".
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (8nWyX)
Group came by with 343. Lots of cops. Had to google it,
What do you think it means?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Lat75)
Precinct number?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (X6fMO)
That's a lot of cells.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (hLRSq)
I haven't had the pleasure of ever watching or listening to Ms. Schumer.
All I can say is a sturdy girl ought not to wear tight leather. IMO.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:09 PM (lwiT4)
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (n3xLS)
weirdest coincidence, I was just listening to Joe Rogan talking with Adam Carolla and they were specifically discussing getting hooked on Loch Ness Monster docs.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8rNrN)
Sorry for OT but Rush gave a decent if typically socially-constrained dismissal of Noonan's sad commentary.
To think that "bipartisanship" has anything to do with getting anything useful done, at this point and with this Dem party/culture, is close to delusional.
However focusing like a shark with a laser beam on its head on the 10-12 Dem senators up in '18 in Trump states would make sense. In the process of doing actual politics, something the GOP has steadfastly avoided, to the world's misfortune, for years.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lurker primus at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (DhPrq)
*ponders using quotes around "literally" , and "virtually" *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
No, number of first responders that died on 9/11
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 01:06 PM (2Mnv1)
Eat moar chikn!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (WDdjT)
Supportive of polygamous marriages?
Number of item in Constitution that talks about impeachment?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (hLRSq)
You should see his early stuff in the 80s: he's kinda preppie. He has the same sort of stuff and delivery, but not the redneck schtick.
https://youtu.be/Nqm-vKWEkoU
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (r/0kC)
Because Ace hates all female comics with the exemption of Gerri from the facts of life.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down
Here we go again
Posted by: Wanda Sykes at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lurker primus at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (DhPrq)
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Funny, that's how I feel when I hear any post-JCSS Lloyd Webber music.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (EnKk6)
I bought Hillary Clinton a pair of shoes and a vibrator as a consolation gift after losing the election. If she doesn't like the shoes she can f_ck herself.
Posted by: Amy Schumire at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (ZFUt7)
Blackin' out ain't no joke, foo'. It's a way of life.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:11 PM (/tuJf)
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He was the best. I wonder where he went.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:14 PM (lwiT4)
The poster who created it was a nevertrumper who self-imploded last year.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (FZYNt)
you know, this constant FakeNews about Led Zep being plagiarists might be elevated to a bannable offense.
It's more complicated than you're letting on, Led Zeppelin Smear Merchant on the Internet!
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lurker primus
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I felt the same way, briefly, about lyrics, then realized I didn't have any of my own.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (/ZEVC)
She is waiting on edge for someone, ANYONE to tell her that she stinks. Then she can pounce with the whole SJW "I am part of an untouchable group that is SO BENIGHTED that you must ALWAYS pretend that I am wonderful else racism" routine.
She will never face harsh criticism so it will come from behind her back. And she will pretend that it is just from "haters."
She sucks, and she won't get better because of what she is. She simply can't.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (39g3+)
I was forced to sit through a trailer of her upcoming movie with Goldie Hawn and it showed a scene with Amy in a bikini proudly showing three big fat rolls in her big belly. Yuck.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (OD2ni)
Too bad, he was genuinely funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)
There is a joke about Amy Schumer's vagina and an echo but i forgot it. forgot it . . . forgot it . . . . forgot it . . . . .
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (GX63o)
Group came by with 343. Lots of cops. Had to google it,
What do you think it means?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Lat75)
It was a Halo reference/tribute
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AMY SCHUMER at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lurker primus
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I felt the same way, briefly, about lyrics, then realized I didn't have any of my own.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (/ZEVC)
No talent assclown
Posted by: Michael Bolton at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (qJhUV)
They really were awesome at lifting shit and making it their own. Which is what 99% of musicians do.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)
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Really? Oh dear. I hope he gets better and comes back. He always made me laugh.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (Nwg0u)
I think Larry the Cable guy deserves all the success he's had. But I also think the mob has given Dane Cook a bad rap for dissing his success. I like his stand up a lot too.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (n3xLS)
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Which reminds me, whatever happened to that saxophone guy, Kenny G?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Lurker primus at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (DhPrq)
Which is funny, because through most of his career, Lloyd Webber was accused of ripping off Puccini for his "big tunes."
And, somewhat apropos, after Paul McCartney wrote "Yesterday," he went around and played it to everyone he could think of, because, as he said, it came to him so easily that he was certain it was somebody else's tune that had simply popped into his head.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant at March 17, 2017 01:16 PM (FZYNt)
you know, this constant FakeNews about Led Zep being plagiarists might be elevated to a bannable offense.
It's more complicated than you're letting on, Led Zeppelin Smear Merchant on the Internet!
Posted by: ace
Led Zep is always 1-2 with The Who in my books.
But I never miss the change to throw a LZ reference in.
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (FZYNt)
http://tinyurl.com/m79k3d5
Will the arrest stand up in court? That I dunno.
Posted by: The Institute at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (nGsFZ)
When I'm writing in a genre, I deliberately avoid reading that genre so I won't absorb ideas and patterns from it. Its probably pointless but its part of how I work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: REN BOTHLEISBERGER at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (v+/21)
Eh, I don't know. The "lines" between stealing and paying homage are really "blurry".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (/tuJf)
*six shooter*
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (4YGWz)
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Gristle Encased Head
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (Q5kE6)
I bet that left him dazed and confused.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:20 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: E.T. at March 17, 2017 01:21 PM (9n0dl)
Hawn and it showed a scene with Amy in a bikini proudly showing three
big fat rolls in her big belly. Yuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jcsc62gdBk
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 01:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Independent George at March 17, 2017 01:21 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:21 PM (r/0kC)
There's no doubt Jesus was the Son of God and knew everything, could see the future.
That's why he never married. Think about it.
Jesus knew that if he married, one day he'd be hangin' up there on the cross, and down below his wife would be kneeling. Sobbing and wailing she'd say to him: "You won't believe the day I'm having!"
Or was that Groucho Marx . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 17, 2017 01:21 PM (xVRrG)
But I never miss the change to throw a LZ reference in.
...
i feel ya brah. But the case isn't exactly as clear as internet lore has it. Yes, there were some swipes. But not as many as is claimed.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (8rNrN)
Bad day to have a fire, every fireman is walking down 5th ave
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (EnKk6)
You don't like Evita, Eris? I think that's probably the best of all his scores. Not the Broadway version, though - the original concept album with Colm Wilkinson as Che.
And I like the first acts of Sunset Boulevard and Phantom.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (0i9eW)
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There is a joke about Amy Schumer's vagina and an echo but i forgot it. forgot it . . . forgot it . . . . forgot it . . . . .
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (cOHS7)
Whatever you do, don't yell "Is anybody in here? Hello?"
You may not want to hear the reply.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: garrett
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Yeah, well, consider what Clapton did to me.
Posted by: George Harrison at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Independent George at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (qJhUV) "
And what's the deal with Jews? I mean, am I right or am I right?
Posted by: Adolf at the Beer Hall Open Mic, 1923 at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (cOHS7)
Probably in the same place you left your car keys.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (WDdjT)
I miss compassionate conservatives.
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Does she intentionally set herself up to be mocked?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: AMY SCHUMER at March 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8rNrN)
THE AMY SCHUMER COMMENTS ARE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST REPEATING OTHER PEOPLE'S BITS, ESE!
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: ace
they beat the rap last year!
But if I had been the judge, I would have made them pay by forcing them to do a tour.
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (FZYNt)
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Which reminds me, whatever happened to that saxophone guy, Kenny G?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:19 PM (7ZVPa)
Died of boredom will producing his last album.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: George Harrison at March 17, 2017 01:22 PM (/ZEVC)
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Steal your music. Steal your wife. Six/half dozen.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (lwiT4)
You didn't lose your girl, George.
Just your turn.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (4/95V)
Zep did a lot of blues covers but they aren't the thieves they are portrayed as, I agree. Still not as great as The Who, though. And the Stones were greater than the Beatles, just not as cute and poppy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (39g3+)
weirdest coincidence, I was just listening to Joe Rogan talking with Adam Carolla and they were specifically discussing getting hooked on Loch Ness Monster docs.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8rNrN)
Mine were , Kathy Madigan and a guy whose name escapes me right now. Wears a baseball cap. Crap.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
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You too?
I seriously believe that half his show prep is AOSHQ.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Q5kE6)
There is a joke about Amy Schumer's vagina and an echo but i forgot it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (cOHS7)
If we can find the keys we can drive out of it?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (Sftm0)
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I'm just being crusty. I hated "Cats" (the musical, not the animal), liked "Evita", but honestly it seems like he has one gorgeous song in each of his opii and the rest is unmemorable fluff. Compare this to JCSS where each song is fantastic. Maybe he needs Time Rice?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (EnKk6)
That pig could not even do a friggin Bud Light commercial without getting political. Like Lena Dunham, she is the product of powerful New York family connections that are determined to force fat, ugly, untalented liberals down our throats as the "voice of their generation" Keep it up Ace.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (7ZVPa)
Cosmic payback, George.
You fucked Ringo's wife, remember?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (X6fMO)
And you sit there wondering, "Why is that the only donut left? Did people avoid it because they know something? Is there something wrong, besides being lumpy and ugly, about that last donut no one else wanted?"
And then you just get coffee and leave, but you wonder about that donut on the drive back home?
That's what Amy Schumer's face looks like. That lumpy, sad, lonely unwanted donut that may be filled with a hobo's semen.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
The Kinks beat them all to hell.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (4/95V)
And Lou Reed stole it from a thousand hoary old Appalachian folk songs.
Everybody steals. Sometimes.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:26 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Could you be less specific?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2017 01:26 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2017 01:26 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Amy Spuds McSchumer at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (OZmbA)
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You take that back.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (lwiT4)
Hahaha.
Just go ahead and take the reast of the Week off...
I don't want to see you around here until Monday Afternoon.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM
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And covered in flour.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (7ZVPa)
I miss compassionate conservatives.
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Does she intentionally set herself up to be mocked?
I'm sure she'll get to meet many of them in The Camps.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (qJhUV)
Perhaps you should do stand up comedy-about Amy Schumer?. You and MPPP can do take team stand up comedy about Amy Schumer?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (fDdVG)
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You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: the last hot dog on the rack at 7-11 at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (EnKk6)
He really does. Rice has his problems as a lyricist, but when he's on, he is on. The problem with ALW (not so much now, since every show post-Boulevard has been a massive flop) is that he's so arrogant, he can't abide someone else telling him his music is crap - which Rice could.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (X6fMO)
I was actually pretty psyched. I did a little couch dance. "Gutfeld stole my joke! That means it was a really good joke if a professional stole it!"
It also proved beyond all doubt to me that he reads the comments here.
It was an idiosyncratic joke and he used it a few hours after I posted it. He had to have read it here.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Sphynx at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (OZmbA)
She's done.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (ie7oh)
About time someone put it in a song that didn't suck.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (8rNrN)
But how did the hobo...
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (8rNrN)
So Amy Schumer is kind of like the Lena Dunham of comedy, then.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (4/95V)
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I saw something about the Kinks, yesterday I think. Lemme look
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (lwiT4)
I hope no one thinks I was serious.
But I do have to stand up for the Zep.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (fDdVG)
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You take that back.
You thought the Stones were cute and poppy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:29 PM (7HtZB)
BECAUSE I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.
We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.
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Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:29 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Talcum X at March 17, 2017 12:53 PM (TppKb)
27 I can loan you a couple of Sharpies.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 17, 2017 12:56 PM (hLRSq)
215 Blackin' out ain't no joke, foo'. It's a way of life.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King at March 17, 2017 01:17 PM (W8bn5)
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All of these are way funnier than anything from Amy Schumer, original or infringing.
I award you all internets for making me laugh, or as I like to call it, not making me Schumer. Internets for everyone!
Posted by: The Internets Man at March 17, 2017 01:29 PM (wx6iv)
Cosmic payback, George.
You fucked Ringo's wife, remember?
-
He told her, "I wanna Layla."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:29 PM (Nwg0u)
I hope no one thinks I was serious.
But I do have to stand up for the Zep.
Posted by: ace
what a relief.
Now if there is KISS hate, it's on!!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:29 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Manfred Mann at March 17, 2017 01:29 PM (7ZVPa)
Rush lost it and had to hit the cover up/cough button.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (4/95V)
Even with the commenting here, I still think I'm the only person getting any work done around here.
Posted by: josephistan
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Says the guy who didn't even get a paycheck.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: josephistan
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Oh? You think conjuring up this stuff is easy, do you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM
***************
That's called--Colonel Mustard's Custard.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (/tuJf)
Traditional Country music uses about three melodies, tops. All are based on Appalachian folk melodies that themselves probably go back at least as far as Elizabethan England.
Think of Dolly Parton's great "Jolene." No one could get sued for using that melody.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (4/95V)
The order changes, so I just sort of put them in the 'Legendary for a Reason' group and let them fight it out.
I don't love absolutely everything they've collectively put out, but damn...real rock and roll.
I miss it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (zsHGH)
Schumer is going to go the way of Margaret Cho.
Jeesuz, everybody forgets me.
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)
Well? Don't make me work for it.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (GX63o)
Even with the commenting here, I still think I'm the only person getting any work done around here.
Posted by: josephistan
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Says the guy who didn't even get a paycheck.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:30 PM (Q5kE6)
Finally did. The bank had "vendor" "issues"
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (EnKk6)
I miss "seeing" "loons", not getting to "MN" anymore.
"Lovely Bird", 'Beautiful Plumage'
It's highly likely I've watched Monty Python in a black out. Skip right thru the PBS begs that way.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (FhXTo)
They are like ESPN for "music fans".
Posted by: garrett
your just mad cause Gene banged your mom
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)
KT just e-mailed me and told me I had been "instalanched."
My only question is, does it count as an instalanch if the book thread that got 'lanched is a year old?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:32 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
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You too?
I seriously believe that half his show prep is AOSHQ.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Q5kE6)
Gutfield was on Howard Stern just recently because a wack Packer had stolen one of Gutfield's jokes without attribution. Gutfield was to dole out the punishment.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 01:32 PM (n3xLS)
http://www.celebitchy.com/527992/ amy_schumer_the_alt-right_organized_trolls_to_attack_my_netflix_show/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 01:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (qJhUV)
And despite all your desperate tryhard efforts and delusions of relevance, too.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:32 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:33 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2017 01:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM
--
And covered in flour.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (7ZVPa)
That's not my face, that's ...
MY VAGINA!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:33 PM (+YwO/)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (HRSh5)
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What was the topic of the book thread?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (qJhUV)
Even with the commenting here, I still think I'm the only person getting any work done around here.
Posted by: josephistan
Tell me about it. Book thread still ain't done, the chess thread ain't even started, and I haven't even begun to prep the movie thread TJM sent me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (HRSh5)
Amy Schumer suddenly said Janeane Garafolo.
Lena Dunham said, "Here honey let me hold your hair back."
Posted by: Sphynx at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:31 PM (FZYNt)
From the next town over.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocea
...
i think I heard Seinfeld semi-complaining that people use that line to imitate him. He said, I think, "You know, I never said that as myself. That was from the SNL parody sketch of me."
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2017 01:02 PM (GX63o)
Higher T, bigly. Swing at your own peril.
Posted by: Hit the gym before the hippo at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (wx6iv)
The U.S. president did not respond.
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Oh FFS. Gonna be heads exploding
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (4/95V)
======================
I saw something about the Kinks, yesterday I think. Lemme look
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (lwiT4)
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Yes - Ray Davies, founding member of the Kinks, was knighted yesterday. He is now Sir Ray Davies.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: DaveA
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Next time they cue up Yanni, I'm just gonna send the damn money. It's less painful.
"..and we're going to keep on playing Yanni until you pay up!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Tom Sawyer at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (u3i4t)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:35 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
Just because you had a crush on Paul doesn't make him better
The Kinks beat them all to hell.
Absolutely, they were years ahead of everyone else, musically and thematically. They were pushing boundaries and ideas long before anyone else. Geniuses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:35 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:35 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (Lat75)
Didn't they Knight Phiil Collins over a decade ago?
That's gotta take some of the fun out of it.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (4/95V)
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One of the most awesome songs ever recorded.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (lwiT4)
294 That's what Amy Schumer's face looks like. That lumpy, sad, lonely unwanted donut that may be filled with a hobo's semen.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM
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And covered in flour.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:27 PM (7ZVPa)
That's not my face, that's ...
MY VAGINA!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:33 PM (+YwO/)
True. If it was her face, wouldn't it look more like a glazed donut?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (jxbfJ)
It's just that he is selling STDs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner and Chelsea Manning at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:28 PM (lwiT4)
Sir Ray Davies, yesterday.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (jK8Z7)
It's just that he is selling STDs.
...
that's funny. Is that yours?
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (8rNrN) "
Yeah, it was definitely never used in the show. It's sort of the same thing with "What's the deal with"; whenever that was used in the show, it was always as a send-up of bad comedy. Jerry used it when he intentionally bombs to ruin Bania's set ("What the deal with cancer"?), and George thinks of Jerry saying "What's the deal with airline peanuts?" when he decides to play frisbee golf instead of helping Jerry get invitations for Amanda Peet.
But to be fair, Jerry was the host of the SNL skit with all of the hack "What's the deal with" premises.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (uuwor)
They were practically the Stones compared to Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:25 PM (4/95V)"
Might be the best live show I ever saw first time I saw them.
However, the last time I saw them (early 90's) was disappointing since Ray was only on stage for about half the songs. Someone in front of me said Ray and Dave had a fight before the show and Ray was only doing the bare minimum.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (OD2ni)
It's just that he is selling STDs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I think those are free of charge
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:37 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (EnKk6)
Post modern academic gobbledygook. Here's is the book thread what got 'lanched:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=362080
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (HRSh5)
Apparently, he and my Uncle were still awake from partying the night before.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (4/95V)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (HRSh5)
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This week's thread topic: Gay pulp paperback covers.
https://pulpcovers.com/tag/gay/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (r/0kC)
It's in conjunction with our new original show "Coliseum Lions"
Posted by: Netflix at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (Mxs5H)
It's true, I swear.
Fronted Genesis when they were still great. Concurrently played in the excellent Brit fusion group Brand X. Did session works for the likes of Brian Eno.
If Eno had you on speed dial, you were automatically cool.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Amy Schumer ! at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)
You know who else didn't like to shake hands?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
******
You misspelled Yawn-y
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (wPiJc)
I steal them - yes, that's true
Now please don't bash
I must save my cash
Muldoon just said he'll sue.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (lwiT4)
===================
One of the most awesome songs ever recorded.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:36 PM (lwiT4)
Did I send you the link of Parton doing that song accompanied by Pentatonix?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (HRSh5)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
I'm reading this thread backwards, how the hell did this handle--happen?
(Commence upwards scroll)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (8rNrN)
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Just read a book called "Seinfeldia" that gives the history and background of the show. Pretty interesting and entertaining. Not many, but some usual Lefty tropes thrown in ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Strobe at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (qJhUV) "
Michelle Fields?
Pete Gray?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (4/95V)
It's true, I swear.
Fronted Genesis when they were still great. Concurrently played in the excellent Brit fusion group Brand X. Did session works for the likes of Brian Eno.
If Eno had you on speed dial, you were automatically cool.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
speaking about Led Zep, their Live Aid show sucked due to many reasons, one being Phil's lack of knowledge of LZ material.
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (FZYNt)
Seriously.
Some seriously dark lyrics over some pop sugar. And he performed two of my all time favorite songs: his 'You can't Hurry Love' and 'Take a Look at me Now'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Manfred Mann at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Grammie has either a demon infestation or a mouse biker club.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (B+qrE)
brb I'm smelling cigarette smoke coming from the dishes cabinet. nobody smokes here. Never a good sign
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*cough*
Posted by: face-sized spider on break at March 17, 2017 01:41 PM (Q5kE6)
Dazed and Confused. Music, lyrics, even the arrangement. I rest my case.
Settled out of court for an undisclosed sum, like several others
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2017 01:41 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:13 PM (cOHS7)
Like throwing a Volkswagon down a volcano?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2017 01:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:41 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:41 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 01:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, Persisting. at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (wtvvX)
If I was Robert Plant, I would have said "Fuck You, that's a Yardbirds cover!" and left Jimmy holding the bag.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (4/95V)
I steal them - yes, that's true
Now please don't bash
I must save my cash
Muldoon just said he'll sue.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
******
Let me clarify. I meant if you start doing funny limericks.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (EnKk6)
*clank*
Posted by: Sir Phil Collins in a suit of armor at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (Q5kE6)
Hope nobody tries to post on it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (sEDyY)
Probably not when they're F'ing...or fighting fires. That would be a bit akward.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Chicago at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (FZYNt)
Is she in the Big House with Jared from Subway?
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: grammie winger
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That tune came on while the femme du jour and I were driving somewhere. She turned to me and said, "If you start talking about another woman in your sleep, you're going to wake up with a broken nose and missing teeth."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (/ZEVC)
Yep. And go back one year to the '75 tour for the dual-drumming of Phil Collins and Bill Bruford.
Dayum.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: irish concrete girl at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (pe9k3)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (W8bn5)
I'd rather have the Steve Miller Band on 24 hours a day rather than one Bob Seger song.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)
She sounds lovely.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Ok at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (wPiJc)
The U.S. president did not respond.
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You know would've been awesome? If Trump had responded, "No thanks, I'll just wait until after the German elections and shake hands with your successor."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:45 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2017 01:45 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
Grammie has either a demon infestation or a mouse biker club.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM
On my trademark docket is something called Biker Mice From Mars. Seriously. They appear to have landed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)
"You know who else didn't like to shake hands?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 01:39 PM (qJhUV) "
Michelle Fields?
Pete Gray?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:40 PM (uuwor)
Kurt Eichenwald?
Posted by: Satan at March 17, 2017 01:45 PM (GX63o)
(See , THAT's an intro to a riff on various subjects revolving around really bad choices, not "ARIGHT! Who is drunk, WHooOOO!)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (WQX/u)
https://pulpcovers.com/tag/gay/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (EnKk6)
The library I used to work at has a huge special collections vault. All kinds of first edition SF, cookbooks, veterinary treatises from the 1600s, possibly the largest comics collection in any one place, stuff like that. A huge pallet of gay pulp romance novels came in as a donation to the LGBT collection, so it had to be catalogued. One of the cataloguers - think "librarian" and you're picturing her already, mid 50s, gray hair, glasses on a chain, cat hair covered cardigan - had to sit in her office for about 3 months and catalogue it all.
Apparently she did not find it an enjoyable experience.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (8nWyX)
Steve Miller Band.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
***********
Seconded.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM (/ZEVC)
Well, that sounds like the makings of another great country song right there.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2017 01:34 PM (lwiT4)
He performed at Taste of Chicago about 10 years ago. He asks the audience - I suppose you want to hear all of the old Kinks songs. *big cheer goes up* Well I just put out a new CD and will be doing songs off of that. Really, Ray? People showed up to hear songs they've never heard of before?
Not a Waterloo Sunset, David Watts, Victoria, Tired of Waiting, Come Dancing. Not a one of them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (493sH)
Ace, you're going to have to do something about the rank communism that has taken hold here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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OTOH, no one imitates Mr. Rogers. Oh, wait... Bill Nye.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (VndSC)
There was a satirical novel many years ago called Paperback Writer, which posited the Beatles getting back together, but their new album stank so badly, they ended up as Peter Frampton's opening act.
There was a passage where a record producer is comparing the death of the Beatles album to the success of Chicago's new one, and someone tells him, "Nobody buys Chicago records because they like them. They buy them to get the complete set, like encyclopedias."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)
TRUTH!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
***********
Seconded.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (fi5nC)
Amy Schumer is NOT the pompatus of love.
Thankfully.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (qUNWi)
I think that was a 90s cartoon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (YEelc)
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I'm with you.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (7ZVPa)
Michael Moore, Sean, Penn, and Danny Glover could not be reached for
comment about this glorious development that can't even parody.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2017 01:08 PM (B+qrE)
Marie Antoinette could not be reached either.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)
TRUTH!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
THIRDED!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Strobe at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (3NbUO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:46 PM (8nWyX)
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I would have stolen ALL the Man From C.A.M.P.s.
Guest bathroom reading.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Strobe at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr. Smith who once had a phone and a pen. at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Sam
And also why the Irish and Scottish invented whiskey.
Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (qUNWi)
Peter Wolf played at my college years ago and pulled the same crap. No J. Geils Band songs. People were booing and chanting "Centerfold."
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (ul9CR)
Phil Collins is one of those guys who looks and acts nothing like a rock star, and I like him for that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Strobe at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (gmo/4) "
Sure he did. Had to warm up all those crowds before he'd give a big stemwinder.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (r/0kC)
Now I've found Disco songs I really like, I love Bob Seeger (but not Pete. Fuck that guy), Styx, Boston, all kinds of early 80's stuff like .38 Special.
Good music is just good. But tastes vary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM (qUNWi)
*******
hurl
Crap--thanks to Kurt Eichenwald I've had Parliament's Flashlight stuck in my head--and this--did not even bop it out.
oy.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:47 PM
Judging from the file, yes. With a villain called...wait for it....Rinaldo Rump. Those guys must be having conniptions right about now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (hLRSq)
In the classic episode, David Cassidy, as Keith Partridge, sits down and writes a beautiful new love song for the Partridge Family to sing at their next show. But when Marcia (if I remember correctly) first hears it, she points out that the songs already exists and was performed long ago by someone else.
David insists that this is impossible, as he had just written it the day before. But when Marcia plays the old record for him, he is astounded -- someone indeed HAD written the exact same song long ago.
He thinks at first that this must be some kind of cosmic synchronicity, and that he had come up with the song independently. but by the end of the episode he realizes that he must have heard the song coming out of some distant transistor radio when he was a kid, and it stuck in his brain ever since.
Hence, "David Cassidy Syndrome."
Amy Schumer has a terminal case of it.
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 17, 2017 01:49 PM (OD2ni)
He's the opening act for Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers this tour.
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:50 PM (7HtZB)
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There are no Amy Schumer and a brick shit house jokes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:51 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (wtvvX)
Probably not when they're F'ing...or fighting fires. That would be a bit akward.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 01:43 PM
Or pretty epic...depending on how you look at it. :-P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (p+Wdc)
I have more respect for her if she admitted to sucking and being a hack, went back to the minors (with her mllions), and worked her way back towers the big leagues. Kinda like Seinfeld did for his awesome documentary Comedian, but Seinfeld is not a hack and did not get a SJW push.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (3cOA7)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: broseidon
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*?*
*what the hell is a 'stemwinder?*
Posted by: A Millineal at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (/ZEVC)
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There are no Amy Schumer and a brick shit house jokes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:51 PM (Nwg0u)
She's built like a shit brick house.
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (ul9CR)
I rather listen to toilets flushing for 24 hours rather than Bruce Shitstain
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (493sH)
Some of that may have been contractual. The boys did not have a great breakup.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (0i9eW)
470 Holy shit, dancing ginger girls in front of St Pat cathedral
__________________________
Saints be praised!
Posted by: Commissioner O'Hara, Gotham City Police Department at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (4AVeu)
But you, Ace, are not a professional comedian. So you get a pass on this.
Posted by: m at March 17, 2017 01:53 PM (3jGss)
Gloom, despair and agony on me
Deep dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for old jokes
I'd have no jokes at all
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2017 01:53 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 01:51 PM (ul9CR) "
It was a crossover. A "very special" episode about domestic violence where Danny Partridge assaults Marcia with a football.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:53 PM (uuwor)
I've heard jokes/stories from such radically unconnected people that I can't believe it got there via the grapevine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 01:53 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Put on Born to Run - same thing.
Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2017 01:53 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:53 PM (Q5kE6)
Posted by: Strobe at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (gmo/4) "
Sure he did. Had to warm up all those crowds before he'd give a big stemwinder.
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Take the Jews. Please.
- A. Hitler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 01:54 PM (Nwg0u)
What a hack.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (Q5kE6)
Antonio Salieri: Don't get me started
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 01:54 PM (493sH)
Journey.
MOAR TRUTH!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera
****
Poison. Bon Jovi. Motley Crue. Guns N Roses.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 17, 2017 01:54 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 17, 2017 01:54 PM (FrNwI)
yeah, I was a fan. which is easy to be, when the band appreciates their fans
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 01:54 PM (3NbUO)
"My Son, the Feminist
Keith's latest girlfriend is a member of a junior women's lib organization and to impress her Keith volunteers the group to play at an upcoming rally for P.O.W. (Power of Women) without their knowledge. Unfortunately, they soon run afoul of a right wing conservative group (The Morality Watchdogs) that is bent on preventing the rally from taking place. However, Keith soon finds out that taking up a liberal cause is not all that its cracked up to be when his girlfriend threatens to break up with him if the family doesn't sing from a set list she has prepared rather than their first number-one hit.
Song: "I Think I Love You"."
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (DQ4Fv)
The Cardinal blesses everyone that comes by.
A little like, you know, Christian shit.
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (Lat75)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbeLu_3Wf_k
Erni Go Braghless!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Strobe at March 17, 2017 01:48 PM (gmo/4)
HOWEVER, on Hill Street Blues, there was a story arc about Sid Hitler, The Narcoleptic Comic.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (wtvvX)
____________________________
No, but putting long hard thing in your mouth while squeezing a bag underneath it is very fashionable in New York.
Posted by: Commissioner O'Hara, Gotham City Police Department at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (7HtZB)"
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Commodores did a song about her.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (lKyWE)
It's the leather dress, isn't it? Makes me look like a week old blood sausage, right?
Donuts don't judge me.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2017 01:55 PM (hLRSq)
you really know how to deliver a back-handed pass
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:56 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:56 PM (Lat75)
https://pulpcovers.com/tag/gay/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 01:38 PM (EnKk6)
Uh...
How about "no"...?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:57 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 01:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Back then it was considered a good thing. I think they even had 36 - 24 - 36 as part of the lyrics.
Those aren't Amy Schumer numbers.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 01:57 PM (ZFUt7)
I supposed I'm a fuddy duddy but I don't understand the humour in multiple f-bombs. Sorry, I don't get it.
So these comedians need to get off my lawn.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 17, 2017 01:57 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 17, 2017 01:57 PM (uuwor)
36 20 Is Netflix also eliminating its comments sections like IMDB just did?
Egads, how dare these unwashed nobodies dare opine without taking care not to offends people?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
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The 5 star system.
I'm desperately hoping it's limited to their streaming service ratings.
I need the 5 star system for the DVD service.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 12:57 PM (ELUpj)
Its pretty stupid. If you read the reviews a lot say that they did watch it, or liked her other stuff but this is just bad.
You know what the smart method for rating and review would be? To note that they have actually watched the show.
That's what Steam does for games. They tell you how long the person giving the review has played the game. They can get away with thumbs up/thumbs down with this because you can see how long they've played the game and know that they purchased the game.
Go with the 5 star rating for movies and put the time watched on it.
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2017 01:58 PM (cAnNx)
I supposed I'm a fuddy duddy but I don't understand the humour in multiple f-bombs. Sorry, I don't get it.
So these comedians need to get off my lawn.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 17, 2017
01:57 PM (hJrjt
Have you tried Gabriel Iglesias? He doesn't really swear a lot that I can think of.
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2017 01:59 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 17, 2017 01:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 01:59 PM (Lat75)
♪ Ow, she's a brick house
Well put-together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
She knows she got everything
That a woman needs to get a man, yeah, yeah
How can she lose with the stuff she use
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six oh what a winning hand ♪
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 01:59 PM (ZFUt7)
_________________________________
. . . which are actually lat/longs.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)
F**k You I'm Drunk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MnF6tonFY4
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 01:59 PM (HRSh5)
Crossing the river of denial p 328
"I used to joke about how great blackouts were because you saved so much time in transit."
Then 2 pages of arrests, abuse, court ordered meetings and 5 pages of recovery.
Her story is new to the 4th edition - 1st printing 2001.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2017 02:00 PM (FhXTo)
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.
F**k you, I'm drunk
F**k you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
F**k you, I'm drunk
F**k you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.
F**k you, I'm drunk
F**k you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
F**k you, I'm drunk
F**k you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 02:00 PM (HRSh5)
maybe, but...
1, didn't he write J Giles' hits? I thought J Giles was a totally different band, non-poppy, before he joined.
2, isn't there some automatic licensing scheme through AASCAP and BMI where you get to play/cover any song you like as long as you pay the songwriter some stipulated amount?
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 02:00 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 02:00 PM (Lat75)
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
You could say she's got it all
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 02:01 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: USNtakim at March 17, 2017 02:01 PM (hMqvx)
Just doing some semi-silly grumblemumble
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2017 02:01 PM (8rNrN)
And this, so early in the Trump Administration.
Posted by: Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) at March 17, 2017 02:01 PM (3OAG2)
>>1, didn't he write J Giles' hits? I thought J Giles was a totally different band, non-poppy, before he joined.
>>2, isn't there some automatic licensing scheme through AASCAP and BMI where you get to play/cover any song you like as long as you pay the songwriter some stipulated amount?
The songs were a hodge podge of different contributions. Mostly Wolf but others contributed.
True story, the reason the band was called The J. Geils Band is because of a contract that J had in the early days that said any group he was in had to be named after him.
They had a very bad break up and last I heard they are still fighting over different rights and royalties.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2017 02:03 PM (/tuJf)
Seems like a lot of work. Did you get laid on the road trips?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 02:03 PM (Lat75)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 02:03 PM (fDdVG)
I saw the Jerry Seinfelds of Rock and Roll open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Comedy and Magic Club in '92.
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 02:05 PM (2Mnv1)
OK, did any of the moron's every march in a band in HS or college?"
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Nope. Water polo and swimming.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 17, 2017 02:05 PM (cOHS7)
But who would have dared to purchase them, and then furtively read them? It's not something you would have pulled out on the subway, as it were.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 02:09 PM (EnKk6)
I think NYC has this shit down.
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 02:09 PM (Lat75)
Seems like a lot of work. Did you get laid on the road trips?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 02:03 PM (Lat75)
1. Marching band junior high through college. 7 years total.
2. haHAA nope.
Posted by: Prudie, at March 17, 2017 02:10 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2017 02:13 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: broseidon
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*?*
*what the hell is a 'stemwinder?*
Posted by: A Millineal at March 17, 2017 01:52 PM (/ZEVC)
A long, rambling speech. I guess it would be considered archaic since it's used so rarely now. It usually has negative connotations, depending on context, but not always.
Posted by: troyriser at March 17, 2017 02:22 PM (Fw5cQ)
Swiping jokes is her entire business model.
So are negative publicity campaigns. Her people probably planted several of those negative reviews.
Posted by: Wendy at March 17, 2017 03:00 PM (bpemY)
A mime utters no sound, but is there a type of performer that does not reflect any light? Amy should work on combining those two art forms.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 17, 2017 03:40 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: saf at March 17, 2017 03:43 PM (+zN6H)
Posted by: Mudshark at March 17, 2017 03:45 PM (OkKDg)
See also "nutsackadjuster".
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 17, 2017 03:48 PM (LeUrG)
Schumer's new Netflix special is a real dud, though. It's like being forced to watch her in the bedroom, and instead of smoking afterward you watch her rail against 'gun nuts.'
Pass.
Posted by: Christian Toto at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (eTv0F)
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