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Thursday Night Overnight Open Thread (3/16/17) Pre-Pay Day Edition
ONT peace offering for that joke.
Before you celebrate tomorrow, March 17th, St. Patrick's Day. The ONT hopes you celebrated today, National Wife Day. Happy Birthday U.S. Military Academy.
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. Robert Anthony
Quote II
Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. John Wooden
Quote III
The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it. P. J. O'Rourke
Watch Quote of The Day I come to life. Shooting Instructor from hell
Profiting from pain. Scammers meet their match.
"We’re the world’s only resource dedicated to reporting on, investigating and curating cases of Gofundme fraud," said Gonzalez at her office for the day--a pub in Richmond, Virginia. Gonzalez says she receives about 30 emails a week from people reporting potential posers, phonies and outright scammers on Gofundme.They don't make things like they use to do. Why don't a number of basic things work as good as they use to?
Phone calls aren't the only thing that are worse. Toilets that auto-flush, ostensibly to save water and keep bathrooms cleaner, rarely work either. Most of the time, the toilet flushes at least three times when I'm in a stall with an auto-flusher — the first time usually when I'm still using it, so it disconcertingly flushes underneath me. I try not to think about the inevitable splashing, which makes using a modern toilet less hygienic than its sensor-free predecessor. It usually flushes again when I stand, and once again when I open the stall door to leave. That's a huge waste of water, which frustrates me because I make a lot of effort to conserve water. (And studies showing what water-wasters these toilets are only back up my anecdotal observations.
Golden
Taking it one step further, University of Minnesota officials also point out that the winners don’t even have to be one biological male and one biological female, stating on its website: “‘Royals’ … can be any combination of any gender identity.”They may make your hair turn gray. But now they are supposed to make you live longer. Kids?
A new study has found that having kids might just add years to a person’s lifespan. Of course, if your kid is a good-for-nothing hooligan and sociopath who tortures hamsters and eventually winds up in prison for embezzling from his grandmother’s Etsy business — well, you might not really enjoy your extra years on the planet.
Much of the country survived a recent snow storm. DYI projects when you're snowed in. Nope, drinking, Netflix and non-stop sex are not included.
Once upon a time, the United Nations was not an Anti-Semitic organization. Run by the United Nations, Kloster Indersdorf took a revolutionary approach in caring for its charges.
In July, not far from the Dachau death camp, 11 United Nations workers established a pilot project: the first international displaced persons camp devoted to children in the American zone of Germany. In a former monastery (Kloster) in the village of Markt Indersdorf, the Sisters of Mercy of Saint Vincent de Paul had operated an orphanage until the Nazis commandeered and closed the facility. The UNRRA charged its own Team 182 with reopening Kloster Indersdorf with the expectation that they could help 75-100 youth.
A little Irish music for you Morons on this St. Patrick's Day Eve.
Don't take Shakespeare's advice and kill all the lawyers. Just laugh at them and their lame ass excuses. Do's and Don'ts. From the U.S. Navy's Polar Manual (4th ed., 1965):
Number 26: Do not touch cold metal with moist, bare hands. If you should inadvertently stick a hand to cold metal, urinate on the metal to warm it and save some inches of skin. If you stick both hands, you'd better have a friend along. The whole list is pretty interesting and worth a read. You can download the entire manual from the Defense Technical Information Center (PDF - 33 MB).
Do you remember ABC News & 2012? Pink Slime Expose headed to trial.
A South Dakota judge has ordered ABC News to face a defamation trial for its withering 2012 exposé on “pink slime.” Judge Cheryle Gering rejected ABC’s request to dismiss the case, arguing that a jury could find “clear and compelling evidence” the multipart series — which revealed that 70 percent of supermarket beef contained the controversial ingredient, accompanied by many minutes of unappetizing visuals — was libelous. Gering threw out defamation claims against anchor Diane Sawyer, but let the accusations stand against Emmy-winning correspondent Jim Avila.
Flashback to yesteryear. Advertising albums in the 1970s. Do you think many of the covers are better than the 70s music?
Meet Pedro Viloria, a Good Samaritan.
Fish are edible. Not insertable. Genius Award Winner.
Honesty is the best policy, really Genius Award Winner.
Millions of people without vision may be able to see in the future. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Curb Appeal.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. This product is an ONT, which has been known to cause consternation to Liberals and Doucheweasels. And there, you have been warned.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 09:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 16, 2017 09:58 PM (GUBah)
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Trump budgets for a dumber, dirtier America
Sean Spicer's angry, lonely defense of Trump's wiretapping claim, annotated
Fact Check: Trump's Day of Falsehoods and Misleading Claims
Donald Trump is going to cut Meals on Wheels to pay for Mexican border wall
Trump fiddles while Earth burns
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Someone Copied The Wrong Person On An Email, And It Just Might Destroy Uber
20000 lbs of frozen pizza recalled over listeria fears
Trump budget proposal would cut NASA's role in climate science
Chelsea Clinton uses Mitch McConnell quote as title for new children's book
In a stark reminder that the world's population of bees is plummeting, Cheerios pulled its mascot Buzz the Bee off the box of Honey Nut Cheerios
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 16, 2017 09:58 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2017 09:59 PM (vRcUp)
1st
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 16, 2017 09:59 PM (Wr3DZ)
Posted by: Miley, Daywalking Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:00 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (3Liv/)
Before you celebrate tomorrow, March 17th, St. Patrick's Day. The ONT hopes you celebrated today, National Wife Day.
I did not. I should have noted the occasion by taking a blowtorch to my useless wedding ring. I think it's still around here somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (0tfLf)
Benevolent, (though we are), we are Territorial.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2017 10:03 PM (NOIQH)
I guess I'll celebrate more quietly, by going to work all day. Likely overtime. Yay Responsibility!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 10:03 PM (RZdMg)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 16, 2017 10:04 PM (TixTl)
How low in the ratings does CNN have to go before they resort to cannibalism? As low as they were when they decided to have a spiffy segment where one of their presenters drinks from a skull and eats human brain.
Literally.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13150
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 16, 2017 10:04 PM (vBeA5)
GFMs wash their feet and asses in it.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 10:05 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Big Black at March 16, 2017 10:05 PM (YAd2u)
I did not. I should have noted the occasion by taking a blowtorch to my useless wedding ring. I think it's still around here somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (0mRoj
Sell the gold and take a vacation of a lifetime!!1
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb)
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I watched that old Richard Burton movie, Equus, today because it was supposed to be good. It's about a horseosexual. What a piece of crap!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)
While others piss in it then dunk the bookworm's head under. A swirly, if you will.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 10:06 PM (RZdMg)
-Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2017 10:03 PM (NOIQH)
You sound awesome. I just push snow around and yell at others' children.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:06 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2017 10:06 PM (MCEs2)
Al Gore took away toilets that could flush more than Sheryl Crow levels of waste but auto-flushing toilets that flush constantly are ok?
WHAT THE HELL?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2017 10:07 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Pfft. It might get me enough $ for a tank of gas. Maybe.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
-Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 10:05 PM (PkIg+)
If the Empress arrives, hide that humblebrag and loose Cerberus.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:07 PM (6gk0M)
Of course. If your organs fail, you can use 'em for spare parts. Next best thing to clones.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 16, 2017 10:08 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Kortezzi at March 16, 2017 10:08 PM (98FOO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Got a good beat. You can dance to it.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Curb Appeal.
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Curb Appeal you say? Would you care to explain why you pulled over to talk to that young woman and offered her money?
Posted by: Your Local Vice Squad at March 16, 2017 10:10 PM (aZq03)
Uh, no. It's "build a snow fort/wall and then start a snowball fight." Duh.
I know, it's icky violence and all, but....this is what kids do.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2017 10:10 PM (NOIQH)
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The Island isn't supposed to be a how-to manual Hillary.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2017 10:10 PM (aZq03)
And my other hand alternating between typing and grabbing my tasty beverage.
What's up?!
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (lwiT4)
That's what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: Your Local Vice Squad at March 16, 2017 10:10 PM (aZq03)
My penis grabbed my wallet. It was holding-up my pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (YAd2u)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (lwiT4)
Now, if we had a National Waifu Day, then I might have something to celebrate.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (H1UAI)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (vRcUp)
Geez. I thought that would turn out to be a fake story.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
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I did not pay to have sex with that woman, whatever her name is, Mr Police Officer.
Yet.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 16, 2017 10:13 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
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I like her shoes.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (lwiT4)
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Curb Appeal.
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Curb Appeal you say? Would you care to explain why you pulled over to talk to that young woman and offered her money?
Posted by: Your Local Vice Squad at March 16, 2017 10:10 PM (aZq03)
This, gents, is the moment when you invoke your right to remain silent.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
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Trust me, it could be worse.
/Yes Michelle, I'll wash your jock strap after I read these intelligence briefings.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aZq03)
I am so fucking jealous and I don't say that lightly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (voOPb)
Every day is a Day now?
Last week it was National Workers Day or something.
Before that was Women's Day.
Wife Day?
Secretary Day
Mistress Day
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (Wr3DZ)
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The Russians hacked my wallet.
And my car.
And my mouth.
And...err other parts of me.
Posted by: Some Liberal at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
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I like her shoes.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (lwiT4)
Heh. I don't know how you gals walk in those ginormous heels.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (YAd2u)
-Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
"I had the right, but not the ability"
-Ron White
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (GsAUU)
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The Badgers
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:12 PM (lwiT4)
--Considering their injuries, especially to their big guys, the Hokies are hanging better than I thought.
--and I am rooting for FSU but FGSU is going to give them a fight for all 40 minutes I think.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (GsAUU)
I know circumstances of the times put it into a complicated context, but I still don't look on Ireland favorably for declaring themselves neutral in WWII. They hated England that much. Though there were thousands of Irish volunteers. I also think a lot of Irish soldiers deserted to join the British troops. They were prosecuted after war:
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (IDPbH)
Apparently, everyone was sexy in the 70's. Now they live in the Villages & have STD's.
Posted by: Batterup at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (hes+/)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
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My walker helps a lot.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 10:11 PM (KP5rU)
Nope
People are still out on the lakes
Not me
And thanks Chavez
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aZq03)
Barry, be a good little husband and get over here and suck your wife's dick!
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at March 16, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
http://tinyurl.com/myqsdps
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)
'Tell them not to tell anyone they're Irish.'
Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (YAd2u)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Michelle at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (CyXSj)
Apparently, everyone was sexy in the 70's. Now they live in the Villages & have STD's.
Posted by: Batterup at March 16, 2017 10:16 PM (hes+/)
Those STDs were more recently acquired. Those randy old geezers are boinking like rabbits over there.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
She did. Dinner, Farm & Fleet shopping & then grocery shopping. Followed by bill paying
Just an awesome date night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
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My walker helps a lot.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:17 PM (lwiT4)
LMAO
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:19 PM (0mRoj)
Gotta say I love John Wooden. Read a bio of him when I was in my early twenties.
Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2017 10:19 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 16, 2017 10:21 PM (/WPPJ)
All the basketball games reminded me otherwise.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:21 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2017 10:22 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 16, 2017 10:22 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler!
When someone from the entertainment industry deals with this it's "art". When someone from Florida deals with it, he's ignorant white trash. I'm not saying that the guy from Florida isn't ignorant white trash. I'm saying that entertainment industry types are operating on the same level.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:19 PM (voOPb)
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Sounds good to me. I'm sure she loved just being with her husband.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2017 10:23 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
I think the "Ram a Lam" album has something to do with their current situation.
Posted by: Batterup at March 16, 2017 10:23 PM (hes+/)
Geez. I thought that would turn out to be a fake story.
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Is there nothing foreigners won't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:23 PM (Nwg0u)
*******
Don't forget Rare Diseases Day. That was last week too.
We should have our own day. I guesss that's the Memorial Day ONT.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2017 10:23 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2017 10:19 PM (uKRys)
--I always love the stories of straight, abstemious, sqaure white guys who manage wildly different personalities and manage to forge exceedingly high levels of success with them like Wooden, Tom Landry, and Joe Gibbs.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:23 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Draki at March 16, 2017 10:24 PM (fQGa/)
In a stark reminder that the world's population of bees is plummeting, Cheerios pulled its mascot Buzz the Bee off the box of Honey Nut Cheerios.
Oh, for crying out loud... * eye roll *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2017 10:24 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 10:24 PM (Fu9qZ)
...that may be a lie.
I haven't filled-out a bracket for money since before George W. Bush was in office.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (IDPbH)
Good news: Ace finally installed a suggestion box.
Bad news: It's located inside the barrel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Last week it was National Workers Day or something.
Before that was Women's Day.
Wife Day?
Secretary Day
Mistress Day
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (Wr3DZ)
Recently I read that there are now over 1200 "days' in a year.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JAS at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (Kresa)
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at March 16, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
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You owe me a new monitor
Posted by: Obligatory at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (aZq03)
"This beer brand, founded in 1897, is a reference to the 20th Century."
I guessed Olympia. I was wrong.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronology Critic ... at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (AoK0a)
All the basketball games reminded me otherwise.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:21 PM (6gk0M)
--Oh, there will be plenty of basketball goodness tomorrow as well.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (6gk0M)
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Slogan: There better than Muslims!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Last week it was National Workers Day or something.
Before that was Women's Day.
Wife Day?
Secretary Day
Mistress Day
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (Wr3DZ)
Recently I read that there are now over 1200 "days' in a year.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (tHwdc)
It's all a conspiracy on the part of Big Greeting Card.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
What if I touch it with my tongue??? My, ugh, thingy can't reach that far.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (vRcUp)
Of course. If your organs fail, you can use 'em for spare parts. Next best thing to clones.
Don't move to the Netherlands, your kids can have you euthanized to get their inheritance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2017 10:27 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 16, 2017 10:27 PM (xInes)
Good news: Ace finally installed a suggestion box.
Bad news: It's located inside the barrel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:25 PM (u8kLQ)
I'm sure I'll have the opportunity at some point.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)
Otherwise, you better hope Lauren Holly is passing by, feels sorry for you and helps you out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:28 PM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:26 PM (GsAUU)
Just as many, which is cool. I just knew that Thursday is always the "kickoff" of the Tourney.
...you know what I mean.
Beer and Misanthropic fooled me for about fifteen minutes... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2017 10:27 PM (uKRys)
Oh my God! They all got EATEN!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 16, 2017 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (voOPb)
The only one I've met in person.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:28 PM (GsAUU)
Just don't add Bobby Knight to your list. Would that be a long bow / crossbow issue?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (uKRys)
Oh man. She's still around, but hasn't aged that great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (u8kLQ)
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I would have said "They're", but the Irish are too drunk to notice, anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (IDPbH)
Folding chair.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Local Vice Squad
The "Cops" episodes that deal with prostitution are hilarious. On the ones where an undercover cop pretends to be a customer, you have the pathetic whores who do it for $15.
On the ones where the cop stops people because they're obviously up to no good, the standard excuse seems to be "I was just giving her a ride to the store."
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 10:31 PM (Fu9qZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 10:31 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (IDPbH)
--Bobby Knight was a great coach, but a square, tight white guy he was not.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: CSMBigBird
My butt is loach motel. Loaches check in but dey no check out.
Posted by: drunken Chinese man at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (vRcUp)
A more believable story would be ' I was just taking her to the dentist' .
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (IDPbH)
Oh man. She's still around, but hasn't aged that great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (u8kLQ)
She looked really good in NCIS as Director Shepard, but that's going on a decade ago. So there's that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (RZdMg)
Posted by: Douchenozzle at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (EZebt)
Undercover cops teeth give them away, or should.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: CSMBigBird
My butt is loach motel. Loaches check in but dey no check out.
Posted by: drunken Chinese man at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (vRcUp)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
THIS IS AQUARIUM!!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
As my liberal idiot "friend" once said..."Don't you think that Blacks need that?"
...right after I asked her if she thought blacks were bigots for Worshiping Christianity.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: drunken Chinese man at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (vRcUp)
You here fo hour! You go now!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (RZdMg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (KP5rU)
"I don't know if they were caught yet and they were human people who committed the mugging."
This is why we are so screwed in this country. .Dedicated liberals would prefer to die than give up their cherished delusions.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:35 PM (6gk0M)
I know he is conservative but I've never been a Knight fan or his style of coaching.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:35 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2017 09:59 PM (vRcUp)
===
You're right.
Posted by: ONT grammar nazi at March 16, 2017 10:36 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:36 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 16, 2017 10:36 PM (xInes)
-
Those fvckers are the worst!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:36 PM (Nwg0u)
And we'll never be royals--it don't run in our blood! That kind of luxe is not for us, we create a different kind of buzz!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M)
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S'cuse me?
Posted by: Republic of Peruvia at March 16, 2017 10:37 PM (EZebt)
I know he is conservative but I've never been a Knight fan or his style of coaching.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:35 PM (IDPbH)
--Yeah, totally different animal from the strain I mentioned. Tom Landry was a genius and a great motivator, but stoic on the sidelines. And all of them loved their players and would never humiliate them publically, which is much worse in college sports than in the pros.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (NbRJx)
Be on the lookout for human people.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (8nWyX)
Undercover cops teeth give them away, or should.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)
No way that just happened. That wasn't a low hanging fruit comment.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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*flings chair at qdpsteve*
Posted by: Bobby Knight at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (ZO497)
-Bobby Knight
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 10:39 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:39 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
====================
My walker helps a lot.
Posted by: grammie winger
You can laugh, but I had an aunt who was one of those people who craved attention. She always had some sort of medical problem which no one took seriously. The best was when she went to a funeral and walked up the aisle of the church with a cane and wearing spike heels.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
Must have been a decade or so ago, but I saw Bobby Knight at an American Furniture Warehouse store. some dorky guy was trying to do the "big fan, Mr. Knight" thing, but Knight's wife (a lovely woman BTW) deftly steered the fanboi away while bobby ducked into the men's room. She seemed very practiced at it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (RZdMg)
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: drunken Chinese man at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2017 09:59 PM (vRcUp)
===
You're right.
Posted by: ONT grammar nazi
"Why don't a number of basic things work as good as they use to?"
"Good" is an adjective. "Well" is the adverb.
Well, you started it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (NbRJx)
Good Gawdalmighty. The inmates are truly running the asylum.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that human may be out. Huperson is trending.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (ZO497)
My niece (now 11 years old) is such a blessing to me, I can't begin to describe it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M)
"S'cuse me?"
-Posted by: Republic of Peruvia at March 16, 2017 10:37 PM (EZebt)
C'mere and I'll show you a secret.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Adrienne at March 16, 2017 10:41 PM (MY1uD)
IMO, trying to DO something (flush a toilet, or any number of other fairly straightforward things that make life go on) works a lot better than trying to NOT do something (prevent humans from making a wasteful decision on water use)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 16, 2017 10:41 PM (Elk67)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)
I *hate* idiots who don't flush, especially after #2. It's disgusting to look at and smell.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (IDhUW)
Leave?
-Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 10:39 PM (/cksx)
Quality Play.
+5
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (6gk0M)
And we'll never be royals--it don't run in our blood! That kind of luxe is not for us, we create a different kind of buzz!
Best cover of "Royals" is PMJ with Puddles, the Sad Clown with the Golden Voice --
https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)
Who knew that Ted Nugent owned a magenta/blue/etc airbrushed... jumper? Unitard?
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 10:43 PM (FkAXz)
Lately I can't stop listening to the greatest hits of... Andy Gibb.
He died way too young.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:43 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 10:43 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 10:43 PM (HwVbl)
Would you like to subscribe to our newsletter?
Posted by: The French Revolution at March 16, 2017 10:44 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2017 10:44 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:44 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 10:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Ripley
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2017 10:45 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:45 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2017 10:45 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Adrienne at March 16, 2017 10:41 PM (MY1uD)
Welcome.
It's custom for new Moronetes to post a few pictures in their first ONT.
Tasteful Lingere shots are the most common.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2017 10:45 PM (YAd2u)
https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)
--This is better:
https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:46 PM (GsAUU)
The Imperial Year was good enough for my fathers and it's good enough for me.
Posted by: Grump928
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Good man.
Posted by: The Imperial Gallon at March 16, 2017 10:46 PM (ZO497)
Lately I can't stop listening to the greatest hits of... Andy Gibb.
He died way too young.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:43 PM (u8kLQ)
I like all the songs except his biggest hit, Shawdow Dancing. He got to bang Victoria Principal in her prime so not much left to look forward to.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:46 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:46 PM (6gk0M)
Also acceptable: Steamy shower shots and drunken office party copier scans.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2017 10:46 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2017 10:45 PM (YAd2u)
That's an odd way to spell 'pudding'.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 10:47 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)
And we'll never be royals--it don't run in our blood! That kind of luxe is not for us, we create a different kind of buzz!
Best cover of "Royals" is PMJ with Puddles, the Sad Clown with the Golden Voice --
https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)
Yeah I love Puddles, but the ULTIMATE, the SUPREME cover of Royals is by Pentatonix. And do yourelf a favor and listen to the Pentatonix Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. Absolutely perfect voices. Unreal. On YouTube.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Do you care if we shake our head and say, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:48 PM (6gk0M)
First thing I did after moving to our present house was to scout out a new toilet.
To replace the 1.25 gal piece of junk that sat in the bathroom. I called it a multiflush mf, wife didn't appreciate that.
After some looking I located a 3.5 gal, 17" chair height unit. Exactly what we needed. One flush and done.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2017 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)
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No, he's a Lutheran from Duluth. Swedish tho so that's okay
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:49 PM (lwiT4)
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I've tried to like the Pentatonix but I can't seem to do it.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:50 PM (lwiT4)
--Yeah, totally different animal from the strain I mentioned. Tom Landry was a genius and a great motivator, but stoic on the sidelines. And all of them loved their players and would never humiliate them publically, which is much worse in college sports than in the pros.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (GsAUU)
I stopped cheering the Cowboys when Jerry Jones fired Mr. Tom.
My son, when he was a toddler, literally ran into Tom Landry at the airport. Just ran up to him and grabbed his leg. That is when I realized A) just how big Tom Landry was- massive, and B) what an amazing man he was. He picked up my son, kissed his cheek, and told me he was probably going to be O lineman based on that hit. Then handed him back and helped me with the diaper bag to my plane.
Class is not a good enough word for Tom Landry.
Posted by: moki at March 16, 2017 10:50 PM (wuzmq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 10:50 PM (ZO497)
Here is the rub.
He's got two jobs...not particularly good jobs. Jobs that someone of his age shouldn't be working. Am I being the worst kind of person by holding this against him? If it's purely non-romantic, why should I even care?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 10:50 PM (ZO497)
I blame the Dildo from NJ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2017 10:34 PM (NbRJx)
I'm OK with that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 10:52 PM (/cksx)
Here is the rub.
He's got two jobs...not particularly good jobs. Jobs that someone of his age shouldn't be working. Am I being the worst kind of person by holding this against him? If it's purely non-romantic, why should I even care?"
-Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
My apologies, but even through the disclaimers, there is a lot of funny innuendo there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at March 16, 2017 10:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 16, 2017 10:53 PM (YAd2u)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Is that a reference to meth whores? There are "Cops" episodes that would be very good anti-drug public service ads. Better than the "This is your brain on drugs" thing. Seeing what some of these women look like when they're in their twenties and early thirties should scare anyone away from drugs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
My niece (now 11 years old) is such a blessing to me, I can't begin to describe it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
No kids, grandkids, no nieces or nephews. The line ends with me and sibs.
Had a lot of fun in my day, though. Not done having it. either.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2017 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
I didn't realize it until I moved in, but the toilet in the downstairs bathroom is an older model Toto. It could probably flush a cat without skipping a beat.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 10:54 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)
To replace the 1.25 gal piece of junk that sat in the bathroom. I called it a multiflush mf, wife didn't appreciate that.
After some looking I located a 3.5 gal, 17" chair height unit. Exactly what we needed. One flush and done."
-Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2017 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
I missed the initial post that led to this, but...
+3 -- Value Added.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 10:55 PM (KP5rU)
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I've tried to like the Pentatonix but I can't seem to do it.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:50 PM (lwiT4)
Not even Hallelujah?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Class is not a good enough word for Tom Landry.
Posted by: moki at March 16, 2017 10:50 PM (wuzmq)
--That's a awesome story.
Never been a Cowboys fan, but admired Landry. Same for the Redskins and Joe Gibbs.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 10:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)
Sort of judgmental
You shouldn't care
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 10:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
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Nope. I dunno - they just kind of creep me out.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 10:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ronsfi at March 16, 2017 10:57 PM (WC165)
Not the worst kind of person but it's the type of judgements that make men crazy.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:57 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)
Good to say, too. Been a long time since I've felt this way.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
++++
According to the goobers at Facebook:
"URL signature expired"
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 16, 2017 10:57 PM (R+30W)
-Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 10:54 PM (8nWyX)
+10 Vhirlpol (w) Bonus vs. Felines.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 10:57 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 10:38 PM (8nWyX)
https://youtu.be/GEStsLJZhzo
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 10:58 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Moochelle Obama
It's so much bigger than Reggie's, it scares me.
Posted by: Barry at March 16, 2017 10:59 PM (/Nite)
that someone of his age shouldn't be working. Am I being the worst kind
of person by holding this against him? If it's purely non-romantic, why
should I even care?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
I admire someone who works hard. Shit happens. If you want to be judgy, that's your right, I suppose. Might be you're unfair though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: hogmartin
Restrictive spellings are dreaded tools of the Patriarchy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at March 16, 2017 11:00 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
He's got two jobs... that says something right there...
Life sometimes sucks.... and it sucks even more if people Put you down, when you are already down....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 16, 2017 11:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:00 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:00 PM (6gk0M)
IMHO it says something, rather good, about someone who's willing to work a job that could be seen as "beneath them."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Had a lot of fun in my day, though. Not done having it. either.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)
This is inspiring!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
He's got two jobs... that says something right there...
Life sometimes sucks.... and it sucks even more if people Put you down, when you are already down....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 16, 2017 11:00 PM (NgKpN)
That pretty much sums it up. If you enjoy his company, why should anything else matter? And if it does, don't waste his time.
Posted by: moki at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (wuzmq)
Listen, I prefer men to be educated. But, they don't have to be educated if they are holding down a steady job which requires skills and commitment.
But, a 40 year old guy that works at a 7/11? That...is hard for me to get over. I just need to be slapped.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 11:02 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
IMHO it says something, rather good, about someone who's willing to work a job that could be seen as "beneath them."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Someone today willing to work two jobs? That says more about character than most things.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Just think of it from his POV, which I know you can (and which automatically makes you not an HP). Some people, like *me,* have had a lot of obstacles thrown in their way for a lot of their life, and are "behind," if you want to think of it that way.
I admit it: I'm 30 years behind, at least, about a lot of stuff.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
that someone of his age shouldn't be working. Am I being the worst kind
of person by holding this against him? If it's purely non-romantic, why
should I even care?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
I admire someone who works hard. Shit happens. If you want to be judgy, that's your right, I suppose. Might be you're unfair though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
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Sounds like he is scraping by, as have many in this last long job drought. Agreed, no judgement here.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (THj70)
Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at March 16, 2017 11:00 PM (AoK0a)
*I* am a tool of the patriarchy, because my pet peeve is using "it's" as a possessive.
His. Hers. Its.
/end peeve
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Free Slurpees!!!
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 11:02 PM (IDPbH)
Phrasing...
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
IMHO it says something, rather good, about someone who's willing to work a job that could be seen as "beneath them."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Agreed. There is no job beneath anyone
Rather see a guy /gal busting their hump with 2 jobs than sitting on their ass
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb)
Intellectual stimulation is pretty damned good.
Spelling is a big thing with me, but I can be a bit demanding with that sub-cockle.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)
I was waiting for it.
Phrasing has taken over 'that's what she said'
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (IDPbH)
In the Obama Economy, he was one of the lucky ones.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
*swoon*
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (smD62)
=============================
My brother in law had his own business, a good business. He also had a partner, a bad partner. The partner looted the business and left my BIL holding the bag. BIL has 5 kids. He worked two manual labor jobs, with no days off, for years until he got back into a position such as he initially had.
Work is good. There is dignity in work. 7-11. Wal-Mart. Mopping floors. Whatever. Work is what men of integrity strive to do.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (lwiT4)
That shooting instructor link worked fine several hours ago. I have no idea what happened, but I blame Obama.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
I'm blessed to have been inspired.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)
Trump budget proposal would cut NASA's role in climate science
This schadenboner will outlive us all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2017 11:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)
Dammit, now I have that earworm radio jingle in my head. Thanks a bunch.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
===
Remain skeptical.
That fact has made you think twice, so think twice!
Posted by: Republic of Peruvia at March 16, 2017 11:07 PM (EZebt)
That shooting instructor link worked fine several hours ago. I have no idea what happened, but I blame Obama.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)
Russians.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
I still remember some others though, from years ago. "Well, I wouldn't have got a lemon... at Toyota of Orange..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2017 11:07 PM (EZebt)
The NOAA will soon have to fudge the numbers all by itself.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:08 PM (7H/2n)
Can't help but hear car lot jingles on the radio (or elsewhere) here.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:08 PM (u8kLQ)
Here is the rub.
He's got two jobs...not particularly good jobs. Jobs that someone of his age shouldn't be working. Am I being the worst kind of person by holding this against him? If it's purely non-romantic, why should I even care?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:51 PM (smD62)
Are we in a Seinfeld episode? Because this sounds like a Seinfeld episode...
Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:08 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dana Loach at March 16, 2017 11:09 PM (vRcUp)
Sometimes you needed a job fast and haven't moved on
Sometimes you have other priorities
Sometimes getting another job means more responsibility and you don't feel up to it
Sometimes it is child support or other garnishments and you don't feel like working harder and getting nothing for it
Sometimes you are stuck, you can't afford the time to go do other things for fear of loosing what you currently got
Sometimes you get burned out from what you were doing and dumb work is what you can stand
Sometimes you don't feel you deserve better
I had a GF who was aghast that I was wearing holey underwear. I didn't care, no one cares what my unmentionables looked like. She was afraid that I felt I didn't deserve any better.
I'm just cheap. I found out she cared, I bought a bunch of new stuff.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:09 PM (WQX/u)
That shooting instructor link worked fine several hours ago. I have no idea what happened, but I blame Obama.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)
Russians.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
And yet, Hillary Clinton will never be president
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (Lqy/e)
It got out after awhile, but I never behaved like I was "special".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: moki at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (wuzmq)
I agree with this. You already said you're holding the jobs he works against him. I think you're being unfair to this guy.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
I just wonder....what it says about me that this is the only bite I can get.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (ZO497)
You forgot about that pesky ol' "any prior convictions?" interview question.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:11 PM (eeTCA)
Can't help with the gas furnace, with a wood stove, I always kept spot of water on it.
Anyone want to help out a computer idiot?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 16, 2017 11:11 PM (IDhUW)
-Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:08 PM (LMcFk)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:11 PM (6gk0M)
I know....I am a horrible person. I just need to be reminded of it.
Listen, I prefer men to be educated. But, they don't have to be
educated if they are holding down a steady job which requires skills and
commitment.
But, a 40 year old guy that works at a 7/11? That...is hard for me to get over. I just need to be slapped.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (smD62)
Look, being educated doesn't mean shit, in and of itself. You're old enough to know this. And I'm disappointed that you don't.
Skills and commitment, what does that MEAN? What about the human being you want to love and be loved by?
Girl, you could be walking right past the best thing that ever happened to you. Women do it every.fucking.day.
Stop with being sucked into the superficial crap.
Now I'll apologize, because I'm lit and planning to become moreso.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:11 PM (tHwdc)
------
Let me guess, Grg Gard has his team unmotivated & unprepared.
Bo Ryan & Barry Alvarez need their collective heads examined. From a team playing for championship to a joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:12 PM (voOPb)
-Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (smD62)
We don't bite unless you want us to, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:13 PM (6gk0M)
-----------
The entire neighborhood is embarrassed by my 22 year-old pick-up truck daily driver. I now regard it as a badge of courage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 11:13 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:14 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:01 PM (smD62)<<<
I do not thank you. And pleased to be not coming again.
Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Tstsj)
Exactly. Like I said...educated is my preference BUT...I'm okay with lesser educated if the circumstances warrant it.
I really don't think wanting a man to have a degree is all that shallow. I can overlook looks. This guy is incredibly dorky, and it doesn't bother me at all.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)
--
I have a freelance job that requires thinking and writing.
For years I've had another job that I call neck down only. No real thinking, just simple kind of specialized manual labor that has lots of stops and starts and co-worker socializing.
That isn't always a bad thing.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (FkAXz)
In the Obama Economy, he was one of the lucky ones.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (hBig
After the Crowning of the Sun King (tm) in 2008, I was laid off from the best job I ever had. I was 43. I spent months looking for work in my field (civil engineering/land survey), but gladly took a job at Walmart unloading trucks.
The good news is I was rehired by the very same company that had no choice when they dropped the hammer before. Going on five years now.
The moral? Well, I guess it would be...Never Fucking Give Up. Work. Do stuff. Don't be some mope on the dole.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (RZdMg)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2017 11:16 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:16 PM (LMcFk)
After today, asking plastic or paper seems to be a pretty good thing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:16 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 16, 2017 11:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BLM at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
That's a good way to look at it.
Maybe he's a hard working tough luck kind of guy.
But Maybe he did a stretch in Folsom for killing a man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 16, 2017 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 16, 2017 11:19 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:19 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 16, 2017 11:19 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (6gk0M)
Sub-cockle, supra-cockle.
Oooh my...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)
Try to keep an open mind. There are people with good jobs who are creeps and there are people who are doing what they have to to get by.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:20 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 16, 2017 11:20 PM (kP16F)
*I* am a tool of the patriarchy, because my pet peeve is using "it's" as a possessive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
*swoon*
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:05 PM (8nWyX)
Come to me baby, and we'll drink to our woes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)
Oh man. She's still around, but hasn't aged that great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 10:30 PM (u8kLQ)
She looked really good in NCIS as Director Shepard, but that's going on a decade ago. So there's that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 10:33 PM (RZdMg)
She was in a series called "Motive" for the last few years, and I would still hit it, hard and repeatedly.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2017 11:21 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at March 16, 2017 11:21 PM (GsAUU)
it's screen doors and hurricanes or is it screen doors and tornados?
???
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:21 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Badger badger badger badger
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 16, 2017 11:22 PM (PZt6F)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:23 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 16, 2017 11:22 PM (PZt6F)
That's awesome. You couldn't get away with that anywhere else I suspect.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:24 PM (GsAUU)
Oooh my..."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)
Bivalve surgery may be appropriate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2017 11:10 PM (ZO497)
Less than 1/2 the RH outside (60%). But opening a window to the 29 degree night will make the furnace cycle more often, plus I don't know if 60% RH in 29 degrees is more or less actual moisture than 25% in 68 degrees, because Too Many Math.
I can fire up the shower and just read a book in the bathroom or whatever, but in another hour out in the living room I'm just going to be choking on my tongue again.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:24 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (EZebt)
And that is a form of bad luck too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:25 PM (WQX/u)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842410843132313600
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842410935151140865
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411031259430912
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411119872507905
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411217494913029
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2017 11:25 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (EZebt)
And that is a form of bad luck too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:25 PM (WQX/u)
Unless he shot the man in Reno just to watch him die.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (Lqy/e)
It's already an established fact that people who are forever alone don't live as long as married people; I'm not sure why someone felt the need to do a study on whether parents live longer than non-parents, given that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (0OG8D)
is all that shallow. I can overlook looks. This guy is incredibly dorky,
and it doesn't bother me at all.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)
Oh...well...I need a real MAN. Dorky wouldn't suit me at all.
<pours another drink, downs it>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)
/yeah, I like ambitious blue-collar type men, not hipster liberals.. probably not suprising
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz)
Does make me feel a little bit "internet old" though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (3Vlkn)
Fargin' earworm! Jeepers!
Sorry. didn't mean to use cuss words.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Irish Enough (Ulster Scot) at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (RZdMg)
I hear the train a-coming, it's rolling round the bend.
I hope it's hauling pussy cause I'm tired of fucking men.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (PZt6F)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411312630099968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411417642930181
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411527751778304
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/842411624413728768
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (AOrEZ)
I really don't think wanting a man to have a degree is all that shallow. I can overlook looks. This guy is incredibly dorky, and it doesn't bother me at all.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM
I'm a marine biologist. I study those big fish with the blowholes.
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Tstsj)
Having one's generous sip o' bourbon be suddenly and involuntarily expelled via the nasal passages is not a recommended, yet very effective, decongestant.
No need to ask me how I came to discover this, as fact.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (Fu9qZ)
heave drinking exposes ones soul and makes many people take a bunch of masks off they hide behind
plus those non drinking muzzies are some fuckwits and goat sexers
I mean really they do sex to animals sober
that's fucked up
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: SMFH at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
what if he had trained the guy in Yoga, just to make him spry?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz)
--------------------------
I like a man who can do a good graveside service. And knows how to get to the head of the potluck line.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
So, I don't feel all that bad for having education as a standard. Except in this case, I kind of do.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:30 PM (smD62)
No chance of winning the National Championship but.....
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (Fu9qZ)
--Barkley picked the Hokies to win (a VPI alum friend of mine said it's because he's a Buzz fan), but the other guys on the set said 9 over 8 was not really an upset, but Wisconsin was IMO --and many others'-- way underseeded.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (GsAUU)
Some on the left are mentioning that like it's a bad thing. I don't think they have any idea why Trump won.
Same with Trump having that function where he didn't invite people from CNN and the New York Times. They're appalled and we're cheering.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
Tired and sore from humping cement bags, lifting blocks, and mixing mortar and grout with a hoe in a wheelbarrow.
But done with cement and blocks for a while, Yay!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (Fu9qZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2017 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
I've been an underachiever all my life. I'm not cut out for being hyperemployed, really. Too outspoken, should have been writing. Not too late. Tired of explaining myself to people like Pink.
It's nice to be appreciated for who I am. Hubby was fucking brilliant, also an underachiever. What a fucking luxury to not have to fucking explain myself, just being accepted and loved as a great gift from God.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:32 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Dana Loach at March 16, 2017 11:09 PM (vRcUp)
...........
whut?
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:32 PM (5oPf/)
As for the relationship thing, since they all turn out the same way, after all these years I am suspecting the problem is me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:32 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: butthead at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
what if he had trained the guy in Yoga, just to make him spry?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (WQX/u)
Or kicked him in the bollocks, just to watch him cry?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
---
I have a simple test:
If I'm incapacitated and in pain, is the guy able to, by sheer force of will, force the people in the emergency room to treat me right away?
Only 40% of my longer term relationships passed this test.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (YKht4)
Posted by: Average Guy
Seinfeld dumping a woman because she had man hands?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:34 PM (0mRoj)
Patriotic Canadian anti-nazi propaganda movie.
One unarmed Canadian against an armed Nazi, pfft, ...
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 11:32 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 11:34 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:34 PM (3Vlkn)
Some on the left are mentioning that like it's a bad thing. I don't think they have any idea why Trump won.
Same with Trump having that function where he didn't invite people from CNN and the New York Times. They're appalled and we're cheering.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
--I love how leftoids and cucks are whining that we can't afford The Wall Of Dreams but we totes can't live without the National Endowment of the Arts or the National Endowment of the Humanities.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (GsAUU)
Who could have imagined that joining a table situated by a bunch of second and third world shitholes, where theftocracy (democracy for you dimwits out there) is the rule and everyone is supposed to "have an equal say" on matters, would turn the West into a shithole like the majority that sit at this table. How could anyone foresee such a thing?
Posted by: Matt at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (asNnc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
what if he had trained the guy in Yoga, just to make him spry?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (WQX/u)
Or kicked him in the bollocks, just to watch him cry?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Or boiled him down in ashes, just to dissolve him in the lye?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (WQX/u)
If I'm incapacitated
and in pain, is the guy able to, by sheer force of will, force the
people in the emergency room to treat me right away?
Only 40% of my longer term relationships passed this test.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (FkAXz)
========================
Get yourself a pastor. Preferably one with one of those funny collars. Hospitals will let them go anywhere, do anything.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: Dana Loach at March 16, 2017 11:09 PM (vRcUp)
...........
whut?
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:32 PM (5oPf/)
--Someone thinks repetitive "loach" jokes are funny.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
what if he had trained the guy in Yoga, just to make him spry?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (WQX/u)
Or kicked him in the bollocks, just to watch him cry?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Or boiled him down in ashes, just to dissolve him in the lye?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (WQX/u)
Took him to Miami, just to watch jai alai?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
327
I do not thank you. And pleased to be not coming again.
Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at March 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Tstsj)
Having one's generous sip o' bourbon be suddenly and involuntarily
expelled via the nasal passages is not a recommended, yet very
effective, decongestant.
No need to ask me how I came to discover this, as fact.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (v5iqM)
Jim, I'd like to introduce you to otho. He studies blowholes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:31 PM (tHwdc)
That was eloquent and awesome!
It is too bad that I often have to explain my idiocy.
...did I mention that I'm not that bright?
...because I thought I'd explained that in previous ONTs.
"Good I.Q. with a wit, but just stupid."
Explaining is exhausting. Explaining again is even more-so.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (P8951)
Absolutely! And I have no problem with a welder. Or a mechanic. Or a FedEx Guy. Or an electrician.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (smD62)
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2017 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
A Rosie O'Donellologist?
Posted by: Matt at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (asNnc)
While the two sometimes do coincide, they very often do not.
Evidenced by all the degreed idiots on the T.V., braying constantly about whatever the left-wing talking point of the day was their
Has your guy done other notable things with the years of his life, thus far?
All of life can, and should be, an education. Credentials... don't show where he's been, what he's done, what he knows.
Perhaps then to reassess, through re-calibrated eyes?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
Isn't NASA aboot fuckin space?
no climate in space, last I checked
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (lwiT4)
Good list. When I retired I wanted to get a part time job shelving books in a library. As it turned out I had to take care of my father. But a brainless job in the library, that was my dream. I might be a tiny bit OCD. I love alphabetical order and the Dewey Decimal System.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (P8951)
anyone you can't get falling down drunk with is untrustworthy and not a very good friend.
heave drinking exposes ones soul and makes many people take a bunch of masks off they hide behind
plus those non drinking muzzies are some fuckwits and goat sexers
I mean really they do sex to animals sober
that's fucked up
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (5oPf/)
OK, now *I'm* cleaning off the keyboard. That was fucking awesome.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (tHwdc)
--
I'll keep that in mind Grammie.
I've spent a lot of times in hospitals and emergency rooms (only child/ parents with scary health issues) and I've actually found that once you get in, you can go quite a few places if you act like you're supposed to be there.
/also, I just might like alpha men.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: 7-11 clerk at March 16, 2017 11:39 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2017 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 11:40 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:40 PM (lwiT4)
-Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (P8951)
So?
Oh, right. "The Explanations".
Did I mention that I'm not that bright?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
what if he had trained the guy in Yoga, just to make him spry?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (WQX/u)
Or kicked him in the bollocks, just to watch him cry?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Or boiled him down in ashes, just to dissolve him in the lye?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (WQX/u)<<<
Or drove around in an SUV, just to piss off Bill Nye?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 16, 2017 11:41 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:41 PM (5oPf/)
did I invent that?
heave drinking=heavy drinking
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (5oPf/)
No I did that about 1987 or 88 right before I quit
I remembered heaving, it was the blackouts that were frightening
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:41 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
what if he had trained the guy in Yoga, just to make him spry?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:29 PM (WQX/u)
Or kicked him in the bollocks, just to watch him cry?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Or boiled him down in ashes, just to dissolve him in the lye?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (WQX/u)
Took him to Miami, just to watch jai alai?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (8nWyX)
Or lodged him at the caravansary and claimed it was a serai?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2017 11:42 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:42 PM (6gk0M)
--
a number of years ago, a lady posting as Dr. Sanity did a whole series on the Arabic psyche. Short story? They're messed up from childhood. They also live in shame culture, whereas we live in a guilt culture. Totally different.
so yes, I'm thinking a drink would be good for them. plus the goats, sheep and camels would appreciate it.
/never buy camel meat from another village. trust me.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:42 PM (FkAXz)
While the two sometimes do coincide, they very often do not.
Perhaps then to reassess, through re-calibrated eyes?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
I'll second that motion... When I started as an IT professional, there were no degrees in what I was doing... we helped create the Technologies, and in fact I both taught and wrote Microsoft Curriculum.
Yet, don't have a Bachelors, because I learned that ability in the US Navy, teaching and writing curriculum for Satellite Communications systems..
Now, I don't even bother submitting my resume Online... I walk it in and ask to talk to the manager... because even though I TAUGHT the people they are hiring.... I don't have that 'check box' credentialed... so my resume never makes it past HR...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 16, 2017 11:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 11:42 PM (Fu9qZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:43 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb)
As your body inhales and heats up that 29° air, it will drop to 14% rel. hum. by the time it reaches 68°. My bet is that keeping the windows closed is better for you.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:43 PM (/wWB4)
It is too bad that I often have to explain my idiocy.
...did I mention that I'm not that bright?
...because I thought I'd explained that in previous ONTs.
"Good I.Q. with a wit, but just stupid."
Explaining is exhausting. Explaining again is even more-so.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM (6gk0M)
Why thank you Slapweasel! I hear you are a wicked good shooter. I admire that. I think it was Palp who said that.
Anyway, we who are sick of explaining ourselves need to stick together.
And also, I need to drink more.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:44 PM (lwiT4)
Tired and sore from humping cement bags
Wowzers!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2017 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
I'd say.... down right Kinky!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 16, 2017 11:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (lwiT4)
Yep, and had a wonderful time. *Sigh* a week ago, I was sitting at the bar by the pool drinking a Pina Colada. Coming back to a snow storm was crappy.
We saw a Dodgers -Brewers game (Crew won - yay!) and friends from Sedona came down and treated us to a White Sox- Brewers game (Crew lost-boo!). It sure felt great to be sitting in the stands (in the shade) with a beer and a brat watching baseball.
The Cubs and Brewers played each other the other day and the game ended with a tie. Yeah, I know it's only a spring training game and they don't want to go into extra innings for an essentially meaningless game, but still, a tied baseball game is weird.
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 16, 2017 11:44 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
When I was in high school one of my teachers worked in a factory over the summer. He would laugh about the founder of the company coming in to work every day in his junker of a car. The guy wasn't just well to do, he was rich, and he just didn't care about the car he drove.
My brother was a gemologist and work for a nice jewelry store. He said you couldn't judge customers by the way they dressed. Some of the wealthier people came in looking like an unmade bed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:41 PM (voOPb)
..........
not that drunk, how will you remember if they are good friends or not?
well unless you wake up and realize they took care of you for the rest of the night
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:44 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:45 PM (6gk0M)
less insane if they got to have a glass of wine or two with dinner. At
other times, I've thought that they might be even crazier if they drank,
although it's hard to see how they could be even more crazy.
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and
ampersandsand so there at March 16, 2017 11:36 PM
(P8951)
I think they need to get wicked high. Then they'd be more like Cheech and Chong.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:45 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:46 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:43 PM (/wWB4)
tyvm. That combined with more frequent furnace cycling if the window is opened probably makes it a losing proposition. I'll just try to get the bedroom as swampy as possible and hope for the best.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2017 11:47 PM (8nWyX)
Perhaps then to reassess, through re-calibrated eyes?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2017 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
Amen, Jimbo!
<pours another drink and downs it>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:47 PM (6gk0M)
Oh it all makes sense what you have written.
But there came a time where it didn't work that way
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:47 PM (voOPb)
On Wisconsin
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:47 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:48 PM (3Vlkn)
As much as I hate 'em, gotta root for the 'Hoos over the Gaytors.
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:48 PM (GsAUU)
Sure enough, in just the three months since Canada's visa rules were relaxed, the number of Mexicans interested in "vacationing" in Canada has soared over 300%. Sure, who wouldn't want to abandon the sweltering 70 degree heat in Mexico for a relaxing vacation in the frozen tundra of our northern neighbor in the dead of winter...it just makes sense.
/not our problem any more. Winning!
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:49 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: butthead at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (lmIoG)
You forgot "...with a hoe"
Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:49 PM (LMcFk)
Train cops are going to break the law and turn him back to Canada. (yay) But...Massee is going to beat the crap out of him first.
_The End
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (PkIg+)
It is a joy watching the kids... and they are kids... putting their all into winning a game to advance in the Tourney.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (FkAXz)
Oh.My.Gawd.Yes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (GsAUU)
mrs jake is on her 3rd vehicle since we got married.
so looks so hot driving around in the new one we got last fall
the whole planet knows I married up, way up
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: grammie winger
All time best soap opera. I often thought that it would make a good drinking game. Every time someone that Erica slept with or was married to came on the screen you take a shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:51 PM (voOPb)
Glenn Beck speaks positively about Trump budget.
http://tinyurl.com/m2f3pko
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2017 11:51 PM (cAnNx)
Sure enough, in just the three months since Canada's visa rules were relaxed, the number of Mexicans interested in "vacationing" in Canada has soared over 300%. Sure, who wouldn't want to abandon the sweltering 70 degree heat in Mexico for a relaxing vacation in the frozen tundra of our northern neighbor in the dead of winter...it just makes sense.
/not our problem any more. Winning!
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:49 PM (FkAXz)
--Okay. that's hilarious.
How many of those "vacationing" Mexicans are 8+ months pregnant?
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:51 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
-Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:48 PM (3Vlkn)
Oddly enough, I didn't mind that until they took it away this year. Now I think it was silly.
...did I mention -?
Forget it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:52 PM (6gk0M)
---
I think they're there for the poutine harvest.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:52 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2017 11:52 PM (Fu9qZ)
would make a good drinking game. Every time someone that Erica slept
with or was married to came on the screen you take a shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (+lVUW)
====================
It really was the best, wasn't it? My sister and I used to get on the phone after each show and gab and laugh about Tad or Dixie or Erica or Adam Chandler. Whoever. Fun fun. And they killed it. Bastards.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)
Train cops are going to break the law and turn him back to Canada. (yay) But...Massee is going to beat the crap out of him first.
_The End
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (PkIg+)
--Okay, this seems like an epic comment --but would someone translate for me?
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Average Guy
Seinfeld dumping a woman because she had man hands?
Didn't have a specific episode in mind. I just pictured Elaine fretting over the great guy/low-status jobs conundrum.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (LMcFk)
Eh? What's that? What'd ya say?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 16, 2017 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
Heart*
Bite me besmircher of Frank Zappa.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (cAnNx)
Hit me up with a baseball thread
It would be a good Weekend piece
politics free yay!
Petmorons at gmail
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2017 11:56 PM (k8DTS)
--Okay, this seems like an epic comment --but would someone translate for me?
Posted by: logprof
He's watching 49th Parallel
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2017 11:56 PM (IqV8l)
---
I think they're there for the poutine harvest.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:52 PM (FkAXz)<<<
That's not funny, ese eh.
Posted by: Mexicanadian at March 16, 2017 11:56 PM (Tstsj)
In all fairness, duck fat fried potatoes are one of Canada's greatest contributions to world culture, and almost good enough to forgive Quebecers for being Quebecers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:56 PM (3Vlkn)
did I invent that?
heave drinking=heavy drinking
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:35 PM (5oPf/)
Yes, it usually does.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:56 PM (LMcFk)
They importing new Mexican restauranteers now?
I don't think that is a good trade off
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:56 PM (5oPf/)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:57 PM (5oPf/)
Frank Lovejoy is in the cast. Any movie with Frank Lovejoy stinks.
Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2017 11:58 PM (PkIg+)
Yes. Check Wikipedia's entry for "birth tourism."
Includes an eyeopening map.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:58 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (6gk0M)
We appreshiate youz to. Cheerez!
*hic*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:58 PM (voOPb)
The Brewers tied the game the other day because some new outfielder for the Cubs made an incredibly awful throw to third and 2 runs scored. I can imagine that outfielder standing there sweating and thinking"crap, there goes my cup of coffee, I'm going back to Triple A."
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 16, 2017 11:59 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 16, 2017 11:59 PM (5oPf/)
They importing new Mexican restauranteers now?
I don't think that is a good trade off
--
Yes, yes it is.
In fact, ALL of the illegals in the USA need to go to Canada right now and open either mexican or middle eastern restaurants.
/and by open a restaurant, I mean get on canada's dole, watch tv and masturbate their life away
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:59 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 16, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62)
Congrats! It's nice, being an aunt.
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 16, 2017 11:59 PM (P8951)
It is a joy watching the kids... and they are kids... putting their all into winning a game to advance in the Tourney.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (6gk0M)
--Yeah, much less of the me-me-me of the NBA and more passion and respect for the coaches.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU)
Didn't have a specific episode in mind. I just pictured Elaine fretting over the great guy/low-status jobs conundrum.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (LMcFk
Apparently I also have man hands. Not that they LOOK like man hands. They're just bigger than almost every man I know, that's all.
The Donald would kill for hands like these.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 12:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)
--Yes.
Along with the USA, the only major Western nation stupid enpugh to do so.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 12:01 AM (GsAUU)
British Announcer:
"As Jaque wrests the gravy from the stalk, the Crisp-Pickers have made tidy work of the fries."
"As we pan to the cheese-house, most wouldn't understand the work that goes into Curds. They simply enjoy them."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: logprof at March 16, 2017 11:53 PM (GsAUU)
******************
See: 349, 374
Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 12:01 AM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU)
I knew you "got it" years ago, amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:03 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 12:04 AM (8nWyX)
"As Jaque wrests the gravy from the stalk, the Crisp-Pickers have made tidy work of the fries."
"As we pan to the cheese-house, most wouldn't understand the work that goes into Curds. They simply enjoy them.
---
"It is eleven past the hour. Up next, Sport."
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:04 AM (FkAXz)
It would be a good Weekend piece."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2017 11:55 PM (voOPb)
I've taken through Monday-off, so I can do this.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:04 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
We got one of those soft-close seat/lid, interior and exterior light, and the smell-good filtration.
The lights are good things when the 6 year old comes to visit.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 17, 2017 12:05 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:01 AM (6gk0M)
Oh....SLAP! Yer killin me here!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc)
--
Hogmartin: I love you kitty.
Hogmartin's kitty: I love you cheese.
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:06 AM (FkAXz)
-Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:04 AM (FkAXz)
LMFAO!
Commercial: "Most chaps give their coiff a good rogering throughout the day. With BentleyComb, you might as well be Royalty."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:08 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: hogmartin
Dolly, our Brittany, assumes the crinkle of any plastic wrapper is the opening of a Redneck MRE.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 17, 2017 12:08 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (FkAXz)
Oh.My.Gawd.Yes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
Only Alpha for me.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 16, 2017 10:14 PM (aZq03)
Because he never read intel briefings I submit most likely he said /Yes, Michelle, I'll wash your jock strap after I finish washing Valerie's.
Posted by: gracepc at March 17, 2017 12:09 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Afroman at March 17, 2017 12:10 AM (Clg/V)
I blew the spelling.
...like 90210, or whatever it was.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:10 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2017 11:48 PM (3Vlkn)
Yeah. As a Brewer fan, I'll always be grateful to Selig for bringing baseball back to Milwaukee. My dear mother cried when the Braves moves.
That doesn't mean I thought he was a great commish.
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 17, 2017 12:11 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
Competencies make me hawt. A man with quiet confidence, no excess pride, all about getting the job done.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
Grammie might want to try the Pentatonix cover of Radioactive (Imagine Dragons). Take note of Lindsay Sterling.
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 16, 2017 11:33 PM (YKht4)
Yeah, good video, and the song is catchy.
I discovered it a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 12:11 AM (8iiMU)
Commercial: "Most chaps give their coiff a good rogering throughout the day. With BentleyComb, you might as well be Royalty."
--
There's a bit from Family Guy where Peter gets a ham radio and listens to a British guy reading news that doesn't make any sense, followed by Sport and "at the tone, the time will be 26 railroad."
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:11 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: shibumi
I wonder what effect this will have on free Canadian healthcare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2017 12:13 AM (+lVUW)
-Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)
Three-Fiddy, right?!?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (cAnNx)
Never would I do such a thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 12:13 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 17, 2017 12:13 AM (P8951)
-Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)
Three-Fiddy, right?!?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:13 AM (6gk0M)
That's about what I wanted!
Posted by: Loch Ness Monster at March 17, 2017 12:14 AM (0mRoj)
--
Maybe we can ask Germany and Sweden how flooding their nations with people who don't contribute to society (well, outside of raping and murdering) is working out for them.
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:14 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:06 AM (FkAXz)
I can't fault any creature for that attitude; cheese is my spirit animal. I just wish she'd stop leaping out of nowhere like some kind of fuzzy mrrping Aliens facehugger.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 12:14 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 16, 2017 11:54 PM (6gk0M)
Youz? I bet you're from PA!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Loch Ness Monster at March 17, 2017 12:14 AM (0mRoj)
'Bout tree-fiddy!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 12:15 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2017 12:16 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:16 AM (6gk0M)
did I invent that?
-----------------
I'm pretty sure that I am older than you, and I discovered it when I was about 17, so, no, you didn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 12:17 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
--
But did she make them put it in Farsi before she emailed it to the Mullahs?
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (FkAXz)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Close. I got that from My Gramma. Cleveland, Ohio.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
Competencies make me hawt. A man with quiet confidence, no excess pride, all about getting the job done.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
You just described my late husband. I was incredibly lucky.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (TdMsT)
Maybe I'll sleep and perchance to dream of something, anything, better than real life.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:20 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (TdMsT)
I know what works
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (0mRoj)
*fistbump*
May your nick prove not to be prophetic.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 12:21 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 12:22 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: SMFH at March 17, 2017 12:25 AM (sB1y1)
Welp, just sold the Glidecam.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:12
Just jumped on here. What did you get for it?
I've got some stuff to sell, need to get to ebay and work on it. Any advice?
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2017 12:25 AM (o/90i)
Unfortunately it consists mostly just of finely shredded secret General Mills documents they're trying to hide from class-action litigants.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)
And I sold at Craigslist. Interestingly, I got the serious buyer to get serious, *after* I had given up and taken the ad down earlier today.
(Was going to repost them in a few days with a different email addy and some other new/different details.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:27 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------
I knew that I was setting myself up with that, but had to bear the risk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 12:27 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 16, 2017 10:57 PM (IDPbH)
Not just men either. "A friend" , accomplished and successful, was sick for three years. Wiped her out. Money going out, nothing coming in. Working PT at barely above minimum wage. You never know why.
Posted by: gracepc at March 17, 2017 12:29 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Farmer
------------
Go ahead and pack it up and weigh it before you list it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)
We've been over this.
I've owned a business, I've performed in front of live audiences. I've had live feedback and have fought against the groans.
There is NOTHING like failing in front of "A Live Studio Audience". -Television's Slapweas---
-Knock that off, Nineteen-Seventies Guy.
There is nothing like bringing an audience back after losing them on something that you thought would never fail.
That is a fucking triumph.
Here's the key... be likeable. Period.
Even if you lose them after-all, you can still walk amongst people and tell them that You Failed.
I'm not a doctor, like Muldoon, but That Dude Gets "It".
He's original and he can take a blow. *Phrasing*
Dude is funny, period.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:29 AM (6gk0M)
The anaesthetic was no-where as fun as the nurses promised it would be, and they kept wondering why my BP was so high.
I'm surprised I didn't think to tell them I always get nervous prepping to LARP Alien.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 12:30 AM (WQX/u)
A. Only Rachel Maddow knows.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2017 12:30 AM (dargh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 12:32 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)
This.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 17, 2017 12:33 AM (LMcFk)
A. Only Rachel Maddow knows."
"Quippy"
"I celebrated my Thursday with a upper GI endoscopy and a colonoscopy.
The anaesthetic was no-where as fun as the nurses promised it would be, and they kept wondering why my BP was so high.
I'm surprised I didn't think to tell them I always get nervous prepping to LARP, (Live-Action-Role-Play), Alien."
"Fucking Funny!"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:33 AM (6gk0M)
We installed a motion activated faucet in the kitchen. Most of the time I love it, except when I'm reaching over the sink and get a surprise bath.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 17, 2017 12:34 AM (VSenK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:35 AM (6gk0M)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hepfw2z
One might say that the science is unsettled. Shocking.
Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2017 12:35 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2017 12:37 AM (3Vlkn)
...that is Restaurant Quality Lemonade.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:37 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2017 12:35 AM (sdi6R)
I remember an article that claimed prototaxites was a rolled up mat of fungus or liverwort.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 12:38 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2017 12:41 AM (g6EB3)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (FkAXz)
Oh.My.Gawd.Yes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
Only Alpha for me.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
That probably knocks me out of the running. That's ok though, it's always something.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 12:42 AM (Jcg9Q)
I do not suffer stress quietly. It makes me talk nonsense.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 12:43 AM (WQX/u)
Glad you got it sold. Please tell me you got $300 or $275.
And thanks Mike Hammer, it's been a long time since I sold anything on Ebay. It's kinda a speculative thing now, but it would be nice to get rid of some of this stuff and have some change for it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2017 12:44 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)
You've GOT to be kidding me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 12:45 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Hillary at March 17, 2017 12:45 AM (g6EB3)
-Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 12:42 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah, I've chased 'em all off with bold talk of stand-up "comedy", while Silurian and Devonian-Period fossils seem to be the way to a girl's heart, apparently.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:46 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 17, 2017 12:46 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:48 AM (u8kLQ)
Almost six weeks ago we discovered he took money from Soros: $10,800 from Soros Fund Management. The source was OpenSecrets.org
Today we discover he took money from Shareblue. OpenSecrets.org shows he took money from ActBlue, a known affiliate of David Brock's shill group.
Just puts even more into perspective things he has been saying and doing lately. #themoreyouknow
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 17, 2017 12:48 AM (TixTl)
I do not suffer stress quietly. It makes me talk nonsense."
-Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 12:43 AM (WQX/u)
Dood. One way-or-the-other sounds really, really bad. Not to make-fun because I'll be in there soon.
I'd rather be doing the gun training.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:48 AM (6gk0M)
Again, I'm not...
...Forget it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:49 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (TdMsT)
I know what works
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
So do I!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:49 AM (TdMsT)
I'm looking to hire a pro eBay seller, to handle it all for a percentage.
But, all the goods will be in a storage which I own, on shelves of my choosing, and a catalog/inventory/spreadsheet system of my creating.
I'll be generous with the percentage, but an absolute tyrant as regards to the inventory, spreadsheet, payments and expenses.
Closed loop system with full accountability.
Oh, and when the customer pays, it hits MY account. I'll settle with the eBay pro on a bi-weekly payout, with full spreadsheet reports.
I'm not AN asshole. But I can play one on TV.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2017 12:50 AM (v5iqM)
When I looked at the election results, I noticed theres like 8 people/parties running and Geerts' party gained seats. One party (Labor maybe?) lost 30 of their 36 seats.
Even though he lost I think the overall indications are positive.
Posted by: steve at March 17, 2017 12:52 AM (/NSeN)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 12:52 AM (WQX/u)
That probably knocks me out of the running. That's ok though, it's always something.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 12:42 AM (Jcg9Q)
Since when is a country boy not an alpha male? Are you all hat, no cattle?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:53 AM (TdMsT)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2017 12:50 AM (v5iqM)
Best Wishes, Mainsail!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:55 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:53 AM (TdMsT)
Apparently.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 12:56 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:56 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:57 AM (6gk0M)
Good for you. I enjoyed the saga when you were pissed off and the resulting comments.
Makes me think I might wait to sell this stuff online. Hmm, idea perculating...wife wants to take a trip, maybe she will work on this?
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2017 12:57 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:46 AM
Ah... the fish age. Good luck with that, as all the fish bones are found under water. I know this because I'm a fossil looking at guy.
Posted by: otho at March 17, 2017 12:58 AM (lmIoG)
Mrs IMG sells stuff there (daily outbound). Like said before, know what it weighs before listing so you can figure out shipping.
If you use "Best Offer", be prepared to get Craigs List type low ball offers that won't even cover shipping.
She does mostly small, lightweight stuff and ships USPS. If there is too much for the mailbox, she schedules front door pickup. On the USPS web site. No extra charge for that.
Don't give away your prep time (i.e. handling). People will pester you for "actual shipping".
Figure out your bundling on shipping multiple items. Mrs does full price on 1st item and half price an each additional. Works out for her type of stuff.
Depending on what you are selling, consider mandatory insurance.
Think about the whole international and APO/FPO. Customs, etc.
Good photos help, of course.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 17, 2017 12:59 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:00 AM (6gk0M)
Epic cross-country drives for a job interview are what fkn defines "Alpha", y'know.
"Alpha" isn't confined to a Fortune 500 boardroom warrior, you know.
The most quietly "Alpha" guy I know, is an oilfield welder and master (knifemaker's guild) bladesmith.
Lives a very quiet, unassuming life in a small town in west Texas.
Suit n' tie don't make an "Alpha".
The balls to drive halfway across the continent for a job, and then move there for it, DO.
Buck up, amigo.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2017 01:00 AM (v5iqM)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Close. I got that from My Gramma. Cleveland, Ohio.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Columbus, here. Now that I think of it, I know a few Clevelanders who say "youz."
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:01 AM (TdMsT)
-Posted by: otho at March 17, 2017 12:58 AM (lmIoG)
I'm the "map looking at guy". I just want to see the cartography.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 01:04 AM (u8kLQ)
Buck up, amigo.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2017 01:00 AM (v5iqM)
Man-of-his-word, confidence, strong value system, and a great-fitting pair of jeans = alpha male, IMHO.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:04 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:03 AM
Cartography? Is that like pictures of carriages and stuff?
Posted by: otho at March 17, 2017 01:04 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2017 01:05 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 17, 2017 12:59
TY IMG, did that yrs ago, thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2017 01:05 AM (o/90i)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:01 AM (TdMsT)
The ones I knew were all Old-School, like Gramma. Born in the early 1900's.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:06 AM (6gk0M)
I'm honored that you'd bestow a nic, but alas, it just doesn't resonate, if you please?
Now, if you were to confess that you liked the cut of my jib, I'd gladly clue you in as to my newsletter.
*note to self. start composing newsletter*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2017 01:06 AM (v5iqM)
-Posted by: otho at March 17, 2017 01:04 AM (lmIoG)
Probably. We're not sure until we get the maps.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:07 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2017 01:08 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ)
Hey Horde! Drinks are on Steve!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 01:09 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:53 AM (TdMsT)
Apparently.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 12:56 AM (Jcg9Q)
NONSENSE, young fella! I know this sounds cliche, but winners lose many many times throughout life. But they ALWAYS pick themselves up and try again. Always.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:09 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:09 AM (6gk0M)
Interesting comments. I just got finished with a dark, noir kind of detective trilogy made , I believe, in the Netherlands. Or perhaps Norway. Anyway, probably one of the best I have seen in a long time if you like that kind of thing. The last in the trilogy was astonishingly good. Dark, brutal.
Department Q, subtitles. Netflix or Amz Prime. I forget which.
Posted by: gracepc at March 17, 2017 01:10 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:10 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:01 AM (TdMsT)
The ones I knew were all Old-School, like Gramma. Born in the early 1900's.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:06 AM (6gk0M)
Yes. Very down-home. Kind of sad to think the old expressions are dying out.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (TdMsT)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:01 AM (TdMsT)
Mom's family up around the Hazleton area say 'yiz'.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:04 AM (TdMsT)
Well, batting 2 for 4 in that dept. so far. Just need a break. Still happy I'm in Texas though.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (Jcg9Q)
...and you had to saunter-in on "Slapweasel Night"?
That sucks.
*pours beer through USB*
...stop it before the foam rolls-over the edge.
*forces the word "meniscus" in there for no good reason.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:13 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (TdMsT)
Just for you... "Lieberry".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:04 AM (TdMsT)
Well, batting 2 for 4 in that dept. so far. Just need a break. Still happy I'm in Texas though.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (Jcg9Q)
Very best of luck, and will put it to prayer tonight if that's all right with you.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:16 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve
My dreads are at the shop, an' my new tatts aren't due until April turdieth. Plus my ear-lobe stretcher guy's out with a bad back so...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2017 01:18 AM (4YGWz)
Never know where I'll end up when out sauntering.
Posted by: gracepc at March 17, 2017 01:18 AM (OU4q6)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (TdMsT)
Just for you... "Lieberry".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
My Radcliffe-educated grandmother was born in 1913 and called potatoes "pertots."
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:19 AM (TdMsT)
Time for me to find another hobby.
-Gracias, amigos y amigas. Quiero escribir una 'posta' de beisbol por Sabado.-
-Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to write a post about baseball for Saturday.-
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:19 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:12 AM (TdMsT)
Just for you... "Lieberry".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
I remember hearing people pronounce "wash" as "warsh" when I was young.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:22 AM (TdMsT)
It has been rough, again, over these past few weeks.
Pray for my Mother, as well. She will call me every five minutes if you don't...lol.
*pulls down the shade*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:16 AM (TdMsT)
By all means, greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 01:25 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: otho at March 17, 2017 12:58 AM (lmIoG)
Not all fish bones, Cowboy.
Posted by: zombie Pond Loach in China at March 17, 2017 01:29 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: The Coelacanth at March 17, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 17, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 01:35 AM (IcT7t)
robots!
after all, it'll get the young charges ready for their future employment superiors.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 17, 2017 01:35 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 17, 2017 01:37 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 17, 2017 01:37 AM (WTSFk)
You could use a pair of Japanese sexbots, FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 01:41 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2017 11:38 PM (FkAXz)
Oh.My.Gawd.Yes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
Only Alpha for me.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
That probably knocks me out of the running. That's ok though, it's always something.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 12:42 AM (Jcg9Q)
Bummer. I'm more the Omega type. What can I say, the loin cloths are gentle but supportive.
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 01:41 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 01:22 AM (TdMsT)
Gramma always said she was gonna "worsh" her "hairs." All of 'em.
----------
Bummer. I'm more the Omega type. What can I say, the loin cloths are gentle but supportive.
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 01:41 AM (bEHhv)
Oh, joe. smh.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 01:46 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
...whoops, broke again already. Dang!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 01:50 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 01:51 AM (u8kLQ)
As are loin cloths. Just sayin'.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 17, 2017 01:56 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 02:00 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2017 02:01 AM (u8kLQ)
Only The Horde.....
Y'all definitely abide.
Best to all, and Prayers to CB.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at March 17, 2017 02:02 AM (p2abv)
(don't websearch it, yur just ruining it ... )
Oven at 325F
So standard tortilla chips, soy sauce, rice vinegar, mix in a bowl (no, not that bowl.)
Chips in the oven on a cookie sheet for 10 min and flip.
Chop up green onions.
Retrieve chips and plate.
Scramble an egg with some mirin, cook gently until cooked but slightly runny.
Egg on chips, seaweed shake or bonito flake, and then the green onion.
I'm sure your all out of cheese kamaboko so I'll forgo-ko.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2017 02:02 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 17, 2017 01:56 AM (GzDYP)
Why settle for a lion cloth, when you could have a Tiger Rag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujFWZrs6pow
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:03 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 02:07 AM (JZdsf)
Not a bad read. Interesting tour through a not-too-improbable version of American Liberal dystopian madness.
Posted by: An Unremarkable Nobody of No Consequence Whatsoever at March 17, 2017 02:08 AM (kfiVh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 02:07 AM (JZdsf)
Fortunately for you, she looks like she needs a drink and is not the slightest bit interested in a single family dwelling.
I've had plenty of drinks tonight, but couldn't tell you what the fuck I want right now. Other than another drink.
Should I put my tube socks back on?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:11 AM (tHwdc)
Should I put my tube socks back on?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:11 AM (tHwdc)
Um, sure.
*gulp*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 02:12 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:03 AM (WDdjT)
That was fun! Thanks kind sir.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 17, 2017 02:19 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:20 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 02:22 AM (IcT7t)
It's a wicked game she plays.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 02:22 AM (IcT7t)
Yeah, I'm full of shit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:25 AM (tHwdc)
Part of me would like to think I can find love again. The other part is saying, fageddaboudit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:29 AM (tHwdc)
Hope to avoid mention as the Genius Award Winner on Monday.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 17, 2017 02:30 AM (FtrY1)
Part of me would like to think I can find love again. The other part is saying, fageddaboudit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:29 AM (tHwdc)
Don't sell yourself short, Miley. You sound like a very classy lady to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:31 AM (WDdjT)
No, you're too drunk to recognize references to what's in your sock.
https://youtu.be/5D3Nl1GZzuw
But we love you anyways.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 02:33 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 17, 2017 02:30 AM (FtrY1)
Just remember not to sit upon the limb that you are sawing off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:33 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 02:33 AM (IcT7t)
I'm all too aware of that reference, which is why I'm such an idiot. But thank you for your support.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 02:40 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:43 AM (tHwdc)
603 Hope to avoid mention as the Genius Award Winner on Monday.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 17, 2017 02:30 AM (FtrY1)
Just remember not to sit upon the limb that you are sawing off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:33 AM (WDdjT)
Wait, isn't that what you do? I saw this YouTube instructional video with a coyote and roadrunner...
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 17, 2017 02:44 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:31 AM (WDdjT)
Not everyone's cup of tea. Perhaps I'm at my best online.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:45 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 02:47 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 02:49 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: somejoe
Loin Clothes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyc81tIooZg
No clothes except a loincloth. No shoes. No gear of any kind. Can Kenton survive a night in the winter woods?
Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2017 02:52 AM (zZb/S)
room. Not that I exepcted otherwise, but it's always nice to see things
that work as they should.
Who's in it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 02:54 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2017 02:54 AM (IcT7t)
Fortunato. "For the love of God, Montresor!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 02:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Wonga Taa, King of Jungle at March 17, 2017 03:03 AM (FlRtG)
Well the work order says "transfer case fluid - checked", although that appears to be a routine item on the service list (as indeed it should be), and not a response to my special request. And clearly they didn't fill it, because I was not charged for any oil for it.
The mechanic who changed it out said he tried to drain it, so it would not ooze fluid in the cargo space of the vehicle, but nothing came out but metal filings.
It never added much oil film to the rear doors on two trips to Tucson, so it must have been about dry then. If WalMart had filled it, and it continued leaking, it would have oiled up the doors real heavy.
So I guess tomorrow I go to WalMart, and see if I can get them to eat some of the cost of this repair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 03:04 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: hambone at March 17, 2017 03:05 AM (Pby3z)
I am certain she would have chosen another way if she hadn't already made the appointment.
GM roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2017 03:13 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
ahhh, no compendre senor. Habla espanlo drug carte?
Posted by: hambone at March 17, 2017 03:18 AM (Pby3z)
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it toward some overwhelming question
(Is it to the Barrel with me?)
Dare I roll that ball, or do I retreat like a rabbit to its warren, safe in the cozy yet stifling darkness?
Straddling the fence can be painful in the groinal area.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 03:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, loving Chris Isaak at March 17, 2017 02:29 AM (tHwdc)
Don't give up. Just when you aren't looking...
Or at least that's the way it happened to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uzEa0TgYIY
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2017 03:22 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: hambone at March 17, 2017 03:18 AM (Pby3z)
I don't think they can pull that one; nothing but Anglo names on the work order.
And I have to hit the sack. Has been a hard-workin' day for me.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2017 03:24 AM (WDdjT)
Suggestion for COBs...don't put videos up on the main page. It takes a long time for the page to reload because of youtube.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2017 03:29 AM (vbvxt)
Or at least that's the way it happened to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uzEa0TgYIY
Posted by: GGE
I've had miracles before. Why is it so hard to believe I can have another?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 03:32 AM (tHwdc)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2017 03:41 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 03:42 AM (tHwdc)
Still deciding if I should feel slightly rested or slightly draggy.
Coffee, to the rescue!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 03:55 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 03:32 AM (tHwdc)
Its all up to you. Its a simple matter of yes or no. If you want it, you can have it, if you don't want it just keep doing what you're doing. Only you know when you are ready, and if you are ready, really ready, then you can make the magic happen. It all starts with you. You gotta believe.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2017 03:55 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 03:56 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 03:32 AM (tHwdc)
Just speaking of my own experience, because you think that:
1. You only get one shot at the gold, and once you've had it that's it
b. You think that you are too old/unworthy/etc to find goodness again
III. You have tried so long and nothing happens
I was 49 and had my adult kids living with me when I met Mrs Hades, I had pretty much given up on "that little lie called love"...and then...
My grandfather was in his late 60s or early 70s. I'm glad he had someone to miss him when he was gone.
Of course I have been commanded to live forever...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2017 03:57 AM (vbvxt)
If you liked the Blues Brothers, check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmG0DqhfDbY
Notice the guy playing the tambourine...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2017 04:01 AM (vbvxt)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lxaff99
... matches tiger friend.
Posted by: Wonga Taa, King of Jungle at March 17, 2017 03:03 AM (FlRtG)
---
LOL, I love the Mary Worth-style panels.
Didn't know if that stylish link would lead to a Bettie Page pic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:06 AM (EnKk6)
ready, really ready, then you can make the magic happen. It all starts
with you. You gotta believe.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2017 03:55 AM (aMlLZ)
You're right. Maybe this is a sign that I'm not ready yet.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 04:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: GGE
My guy didn't listen.
But you're right. I don't know God's plan.4
Gonna call it a night, my dear nightwalkers. You're the best.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Prufrock at March 17, 2017 04:22 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Al O'Gore at March 17, 2017 04:29 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Al O'Gore at March 17, 2017 04:29 AM (vRcUp)
By drinking beer with green coloring in it.
Posted by: Bud O'Weiser at March 17, 2017 04:43 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bud O'Weiser at March 17, 2017 04:45 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson, at yer service begorah at March 17, 2017 05:02 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: Bud O'Weiser at March 17, 2017 05:12 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Al O'Gore at March 17, 2017 04:29 AM (vRcUp)
Having a bowl of homemade 'Exorcist Soup', a/k/a Spit Pea Soup with Ham.
Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2017 05:23 AM (+tFOJ)
Posted by: Bud O'Weiser at March 17, 2017 04:45 AM (d76uN)
Nothin' like 'wearing o' the Orange' to get your ass kicked in a real Paddy bar.
Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2017 05:25 AM (+tFOJ)
'E threw a bloke on the barby just to see him fry.
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 05:28 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2017 05:30 AM (+tFOJ)
Posted by: Bud O'Weiser at March 17, 2017 05:39 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bud O'Weiser at March 17, 2017 05:39 AM (d76uN)
Yep. I would have discovered what 'Riverdance' was -- to my head.
Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2017 05:59 AM (+tFOJ)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:07 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:12 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: Killian O'Red at March 17, 2017 06:12 AM (d76uN)
I just *knew* that my drinkin' skillz would come in handy one day. But with a Irish/Scots/German/Who Knows pedigree, I can hump anyone's leg with impunity.
C'mere, sweetie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:13 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:15 AM (bEHhv)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2017 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 06:21 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at March 17, 2017 06:21 AM (66CWr)
Every day is like Xmas. That alone strikes fear into lefties, who's piss puddling at their feet is my best reward.
The leftists haven't felt this bad since the Brits discovered that the Colonials weren't taking orders anymore.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:26 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:28 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:29 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:31 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:34 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:15 AM (bEHhv)
No.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 17, 2017 06:34 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: somejoe
I bit you, discreetly, so I could learn to be more sly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:36 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:37 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:37 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:38 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: somejoe at March 17, 2017 06:38 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at March 17, 2017 06:38 AM (66CWr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at March 17, 2017 06:38 AM (66CWr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:39 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at March 17, 2017 06:39 AM (66CWr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:39 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:40 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at March 17, 2017 06:42 AM (66CWr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:38 AM (xpfRn)
If only I had 220 Billion Dollars, I could take care of Illinois's pension woes.
These donktards still haven't learned basic economics yet. 2 Years top. Caterpillar will be out of state completely. Taxes are killing any company that doesn't have bought and paid for politicians.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 17, 2017 06:43 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 17, 2017 06:44 AM (EoAgi)
Looks a bit like Weird Al ... and the commentariat agrees.
----
Mo. You know.2 years agoAnd
let me just add this... when you can get Weird Al to make a cameo in
your video, you've hit the Big Time. Weird Al doesn't just appear in
your music video.
----
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 17, 2017 06:50 AM (EoAgi)
Friday and St. Patrick's Day --- there's a combination likely to make LEOs rue coming in to work today.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 17, 2017 06:51 AM (v1g1+)
A journey of $220 billion begins with a single buck.
*shit Confucius would say if he was trippin' on shrooms*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2017 06:52 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2017 06:55 AM (J+eG2)
A word of advice to all you keyboard pounders out there -- do not let a 16 month old climb into your lap and start pressing keys at the same time you are. Somehow my main screen changed to a sideways portrait mode view during that process. I had the devil's own time getting it back to normal because the rotation also affected the orientation of the touch pad and mouse motions, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 17, 2017 06:57 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 17, 2017 06:51 AM (v1g1+)
Indeed.....: https://youtu.be/KZaz7OqyTHQ
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2017 07:02 AM (VRsLi)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2017 07:02 AM (J+mig)
I'm certain that I've had something that was nastier that that, but I'm also certain there might have been booze involved.
Posted by: Bayou City at March 17, 2017 07:10 AM (YT5Rb)
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