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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/14/17) Another Tuesday Edition
Did you celebrate today?
Tomorrow? National Husband Day.
Quotes of The Day
Quote IIt is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. Thomas Sowell
Quote II
Those who made and endorsed our Constitution knew man's nature, and it is to their ideas, rather than to the temptations of utopia, that we must ask that our judges adhere. Robert Bork
Quote III
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
Someone is celebrating a birthday today. Albert Einstein, born on this day 1879.
The NFL encourages youth to play 60 minutes a day. We encourage office workers to get up and move. Our
Now researchers say that mistake leads us into a three-pronged, perfect storm of problems: 1. We overprotect kids, trying to keep them safe from all physical dangers--which ultimately increases their likelihood of real health issues. 2. We inhibit children's academic growth (especially among boys), because the lack of physical activity makes it harder for them to concentrate. 3. When they fail to conform quietly to this low-energy paradigm, we over-diagnose or even punish kids for reacting the way they're naturally built to react.
The Left. They continue to look ridiculous. How to louse up a date, 1948.
Are you a betting Moron? Be careful when you're in Idaho.
As you may recall, last April the organizers of the “Arena-Weina Extravaganza” were forced to cancel the dachshund race that is usually the highlight of that event after somebody pointed out that “live dog racing” is illegal in Idaho and so conducting such a race would be a felony. This is probably true, although the statute is not very clear and no one disputes that it was intended to ban pari-mutuel greyhound racing, not annual wiener-dog exhibition races on which no money is wagered. Still, the law’s the law, or at least the fear that someone would take that position effectively killed the event, disappointing many humans and protecting no dogs.
The God's must be crazy.
Half a dozen years or ago, I had a Facebook page at the insistence of female friends, who told me I had to have a Facebook page. It did not last long as my life is not interesting and the lives of my friends are not interesting either. What killed the idea for me was that I kept seeing posts for “I Fucking Love Science!” and they were always from people with no math or science. The posts themselves were never really about science either. Instead, they were usually about confirming some belief bubbling up on the Left.
Fight For $15 meet Flippy McBurger Flipper. Prove that you are a better hire than Flippy.
Move over Valu-Rite. How about Pee on the rocks? Or Pee neat?
If you thought gulping down a green juice was hard, the newest way to drink yourself to health will really knock your socks off. Urotherapy — a traditional therapy involving one’s own urine — is being embraced by the trend-setting health crowd. But is it likely that many of us will be swapping our smoothies for our own personal pitcher of pee?What's next, the literal shit sammich?
Sunday night The ONT covered submarines. Once again submarines are in the news. Boaty McBoatface is going on an Antarctic mission.
Boaty, which has arguably one of the most famous names in recent maritime history, is a new type of autonomous underwater vehicle (AUV), which will be able to travel under ice, reach depths of 6,000 metres, and transmit the data it collects to researchers via a radio link. Its mission will be to investigate water flow and turbulence in the dark depths of the Orkney Passage, a 3.5km deep region of the Southern Ocean. The data it collects will help scientists understand how the ocean is responding to global warming.
While the GOP spends its time stepping on their dicks (Obamacare Repeal) Scott Pruitt, EPA Administrator, makes sense about regarding global warming.
Except now he’s done it. In a CNBC interview, the host asked, “Do you believe that it’s been proven that CO2 is the primary control knob for climate?” Pruitt answered: “No, I think that measuring with precision human activity on the climate is something very challenging to do, and there’s tremendous disagreement about the degree of impact. So no, I would not agree that it’s a primary contributor to the global warming that we see. But we don’t know that yet. We need to continue the debate and continue the review and the analysis.”
Are graduates from Southern Illinois University Too f*cking stupid to hire?
Campus Reform reports Southern Illinois University will soon host a month-long series of “nap-ins” to help guide students on their “internal journey to diversity.” According to The Daily Egyptian, the Illinois college will offer four two-hour napping sessions for interested students who would like to “internally generate” “dreams of diversity.”Your humble Cob remembers when sleeping at school was highly frowned upon. Usually with a cuff along side the head.
“The nap-ins are part of the internal journey to diversity. All dreams start while sleeping.” Tweet This “The nap-ins are part of the internal journey to diversity. All dreams start while sleeping,” explained Marissa Amposta, student coordinator of the event, noting that her nap-ins will take place in the rotunda of the campus library, and that students will be able to share their dreams on a fabric scroll displayed nearby.
More Bullshit from our "Institutions of Higher Learning".Asao B. Inoue, University of Washington-Tacoma.
Antiracist writing assessment ecologies explicitly pay close attention to the relationships that make up the ecology, relationships among people, discourses, judgments, artifacts created and circulated. They ask students to reflect upon them, negotiate them, and construct them......It might just be too late to read all of this gobblity-gook.
To Line or Not To Line? The ultimate bathroom question. In tonight's For F*cks Sake segment,meet the "Brown Shirts of The WIAA. It was OK for them to sign the Scott Walker recall petition. But, they can't let a young child celebrate with his older sister. Give us a freakin' break. Those that do, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't teach, work at the WIAA.
“You can’t have this, you want this, you’ve never had anything like this.”Genius Award Winner.
What else is there to do? Besides being Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Prohibitions.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 09:53 PM (zklum)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 09:54 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 09:55 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:55 PM (kP16F)
https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/841656308969406464
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:55 PM (kP16F)
Oh but it did.
The barrel almost had me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (LTHVh)
...damn, with a whiff of barrel. Go figure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (Gbk/a)
Practice: doing the same thing over and over again and getting better.
Posted by: working on the solo to Sweet Child O' Mine at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Also, check out Drudge. Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (LTHVh)
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 09:59 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 09:59 PM (vBeA5)
The Nevada Legislature is considering SB261, that lets doctors proscribe death as an acceptable medical treatment.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13202
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (vBeA5)
Third one this month. Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (PY9jH)
We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Living by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, the alley, the trusty woods
I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)
I think a shorter list would be what's not prohibited.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (bQxkN)
Third one this month. Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Right there with you Jane.
Much love , darlin.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (hUf3d)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (TixTl)
Well, I dunno about that. If I think about something deeply enough before I fall asleep, sometimes I can generate a fucked-up twist on it in my dream life.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (8HGb7)
All through the midnight
Watch 'em come and watch 'em go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 10:02 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:02 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (LTHVh)
Hannity is beating on "NBC's Corporate Jihad."
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (2qHjF)
I think Donald Trump just won reelection tonight, thanks to msnbc.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (BJR66)
Science march people posted "science: we hold these truths to be self evident" picture.
Clearly words aren't their strong suit
Posted by: Tsrblke at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (dzmBR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
Hey. Hey. Hey! This is library! No napping here.
You go now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: mindful webworker - nom nom nominally at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (hGZJP)
You can't eat just one, but if you eat more than a handful you've eaten too many.
I have no idea what that has to do with sex.
I just couldn't think of a thing that potato chips are like.
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (b7fwp)
That is what sinks are for.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (P/kVC)
I have done this. Not my finest moment, but when you gotta go ya gotta go.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (8HGb7)
They're high in carbs. Think of the GAINZZZ, man!
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (kP16F)
Did you move the dishes first?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (nDcc3)
Going to be an early night for Trump.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
msnbc just took all the mystery and intrigue out of the Left's silly tax return boogie man
It's over. It is now a dead issue. Thanks, msnbc!
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (EZebt)
I remember standing on the corner at midnight
Trying to get my courage up
There was this long lovely dancer in a little club downtown
I loved to watch her do her stuff
Through the long lonely nights she filled my sleep
Her body softly swaying to that smoky beat
Down on Mainstreet
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (KgpWR)
So some bigmouth had to bring up something that no one, including law enforcement, would have cared about.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (qUNWi)
One of the best was The Kinks at Asbury Park NJ Convention Hall in 1977.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:09 PM (kP16F)
Prohibitions
Liberals can't stand for anyone to have fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
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They proved Trump pays a higher tax rate than Romney, Obama, or Comcast.
Which I think is not the meme they wanted.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
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My parents had only two rules for me growing up in 1970s NY. 1) Don't call us from jail, we're not coming for you. 2) Don't go above 92nd St.
Other than that, I was free-range.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (3myMJ)
Awesome.
You can keep your Beatles and your Stones.
I'll take The Kinks, every time.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (Gbk/a)
Celebs Can't Wait to Watch Rachel Maddow Reveal Trump's Tax Returns - Read Tweets!
Celebrities React: Donald Trump Tax Returns Revealed By Rachel Maddow
Twitter freaks out as Rachel Maddow reveals she has Trump's 2005 tax return
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (TixTl)
I think Donald Trump just won reelection tonight, thanks to msnbc.
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I hope so.
He's getting no help from the dullards in congress.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (Gbk/a)
Hannity is beating on "NBC's Corporate Jihad."
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (bQxkN)
2 pages?
What, Trump filed a 1040-EZ?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (WQX/u)
Which I think is not the meme they wanted.
*****************************
Trump only paid 25% in taxes proving he ripped off the IRS and also proves he's not a billionaire because he only made $150 million!!!111111111
Posted by: The Left at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (NGRTR)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)
So, you approve of tonight's musical interlude, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (voOPb)
http://tinyurl.com/hucp98a
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (tHwdc)
In fairness, you're paying for the chips.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)
And I can sometimes get two for one.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
-
Can we suggest prospective "patients".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:15 PM (LTHVh)
Yea. A college activity for lazy asses.
Also, who the hell gets paid to think up this stupid shit?
This sounds like something from a Dilbert cartoon if Dilbert worked at a college.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:16 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (BJR66)
Yes, the drone saw him leaving your place.
..l<:^)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:17 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (LTHVh)
Let's be honest: Next to Wisconsinites doing their part to see a Trump White House come to fruition, this is next in line as the most embarrassing and ridiculous thing to come out of the Badger State this decade.
Let me be even more honest, Mr Gimler. (Should I call you that?)
Go fuck yourself, Mr Gimler, in your stupid butthole, with an automatic eggbeater.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Some wiseass is mega-trolling the hipsters again. Must be the same guy what started the placenta-eating trend.
He'll have them making pants out of their hair clippings, next.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (adsVM)
I read a Ray Davies book, which was good. He got shot by a mugger in New Orleans while protecting his woman, and nearly died. The mugger got off because Ray was on tour and couldn't testify
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Deathknyte at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (YAvhY)
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (P8951)
I've incorporated this concerning data into my concerning-poll-data synthesizer machine and have come up with my predicted concerning results for 2020:
Revived Hillary: 99.8%
Drumpf: -69.9%
Evan McMuffin: 0.2%
If this concerning trend holds, Trump is going to have an early Tuesday night.
Posted by: Davy Veneral (who is especially concerned) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (E/ibL)
As a former wiaa official I have no use for deb hauser and the other rule freaks who work there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)
I wish I was clever. And I wish you guys were clevah too.
Because if we were clever, we would already have created a mock file of Maddow's trump tax returns.
For instance: in the column for gross wages, we'd put "Bigly." And for Co-Filer, we'd put: Putin, Vladimir.
We'd create the Tax Return that the Left *wants to see.*
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (BJR66)
Hope you are doing well.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (KgpWR)
Hi Mort! Well indeed, thanks!
Check your email later, got a thing for ya
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)
These people on the Left are so easy to fuck with.
But we lack the ambition and skillz to do so...
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:22 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: Marine LePen at March 14, 2017 10:22 PM (97XyN)
Old Maddow quote: "So much of my political involvement is tied up in me being a big dyke."
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (voOPb)
But we lack the ambition and skillz to do so...
Why bother? They are fucking with themselves better than we ever could.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (/tuJf)
I don't expect my response to Gimler will last long on the Crave site. I might have called him "purveyor of clickbait and licker of window"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)
If you thought gulping down a green juice was hard, the newest way to drink yourself to health will really knock your socks off. Urotherapy -- a traditional therapy involving one's own urine -- is being embraced by the trend-setting health crowd. But is it likely that many of us will be swapping our smoothies for our own personal pitcher of pee?<<<
You like-a tha juice?
Posted by: Petros' Pisseria at March 14, 2017 10:25 PM (Tstsj)
I clicked on it.
MisHum, you're a card.
Posted by: bluebell
If a man is no longer married,
is he still wrong?
Posted by: hambone at March 14, 2017 10:25 PM (3hIZX)
Just coming up with the idea gives you 80% of the pleasure of doing it. Do you really want to work for that last 20%?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:25 PM (LTHVh)
Dan Quayle? Is that you?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 14, 2017 10:26 PM (02ar8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)<<<
Just getting warmed up.
Posted by: Bear Grylls at March 14, 2017 10:26 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: gaius julius caesar at March 14, 2017 10:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)
time to realign the conferences again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 14, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs)
It's all fair, right? And there won't be any prosecutions, so... why not?
Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (FkAXz)
Based on the sign, then, Mister Ed is not welcome here?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: eleven
It's true.
It took them 200 years to beat the Dutch.
The Dutch. The freaky-deaky Dutch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Yur-In Luk Chinese Restaurant at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Tstsj)
116 >>>I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)
On the rocks? Some like it hot!
Posted by: Cat pee at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (02ar8)
Posted by: Muldoon
Relax. Didn't say nothin' 'bout playing tennis with a shillelagh !
Posted by: Adriane the Prohibition Critic ... at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (KP5rU)
To Line or Not To Line? The ultimate bathroom question.
The proper terminology is "ass gaskets". Do try to read the memos.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (v1g1+)
Hah...I was a free range kid too. Loved it.
Posted by: eleven
My best friend and I had horses, so we ranged far and wide.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
http://bit.ly/2mY4D0K
I like this as an affordable brass cased lead core reload. I have run it through the Beretta M59 with good results.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)
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lucky bastard...
x:
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:33 PM (FZZXd)
Did you get your fake ID in Times Square, or was it just not necessary?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (FZZXd)
But I'm not. Damn, coming down with a cold.
Forced myself to drink some apple cider vinegar and chew a garlic clove. Both are gross, but the vinegar is worst. But it's worked for me before....
Goodnight horde, I don't want to stay up and breathe on this thread, because after the garlic, you'd all pass out.
Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (P8951)
That Marcus Junius Brutus guy, he's awesome. I know he's always got my back
Posted by: gaius julius caesar
Brutus was just anti gaius.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)
Just coming up with the idea gives you 80% of the pleasure of doing it. Do you really want to work for that last 20%?
I think it might return some smug gratification.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:35 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (FZZXd)
Vitaminwater c
& echinecia
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Texas Democrats at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 10:37 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2017 10:37 PM (xpfRn)
That's why I need an Asian Assistant for purely internet trolling purposes.
If I could get my hands on a Korean or a kid in China or somewhere with internet skillz, I'd be King.
I'd make my Asian kid whip up fake tax returns and mail them to every single fake news reporter.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:38 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 10:37 PM (97XyN)
How sweet that would be!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 10:38 PM (gwPgz)
***
In fairness I think he is pretty conservative by French standards.
Of course Le Pen makes Trump look like Bush 43 on immigration...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2017 10:38 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (TixTl)
They're 3 for a dollar at the Asian Market.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (3cOA7)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (bQxkN)
Also Waterloo Sunset, one of my all-time favorites.
https://youtu.be/N_MqfF0WBsU
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)
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let's be honest: whether married, single or with a prostitute, you're paying for sex, so what's the difference?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (FZZXd)
Love The Kinks. Love these two selections. Thanks, MH!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: someone really, really hard up at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (ZGlQ9)
At about the 1000'th they'd start throwing them into dumpsters until one of the legal department would make them pull them out and shred them all for fear some real information was leaking out too.
We should start a "fake returns for Rachel" movement
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (BJR66)
It's all fair, right? And there won't be any prosecutions, so... why not?
Posted by: shibumi
Even better, let's reveal the tax returns of liberal humanitarians like George Clooney, Alec Baldwin, Leo DiCaprio, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck, and Matt Damon. I'd love to know what they manage to use as deductions.
I also want to know what Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea have managed to charge to that slush fund/foundation in chartered jets, hotel rooms, restaurants, booze, and other assorted "expenses".
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (BJR66)
You're crushing someone's American Dream.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (LTHVh)
151 Oh My. This Amy Schumer Netflix Leather Special is a career killer. Worst standup I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (3cOA7)
Amy and Rachel should team up for the Leather and Tax Returns Comedy Extravaganza and take it on the road.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)
Pretty much an indictment not of the students but of the "professors" too incompetent to do a real job and of a "University" too corrupt to fulfill a mission.
But I'd still indict the students as well for being too foolish to waste time/money they're going to need if they ever matriculate. Their impending unemployment is going to be a bitch.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (LTHVh)
Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)
If you need him, he'll be there again.
He's always willing to be second-best
A perfect lodger, a perfect guest...
Evening, genuii!
Posted by: booknlass at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)
You're crushing someone's American Dream.
Heehee, it's funny cuz it's true!
American Graphic Designers hardest hit.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (TixTl)
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That's why you pay them for some version of sex. They leave right away.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (GK4Ia)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (FZZXd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Not at all, or I wouldn't have clicked!
I thought you were serious. Silly me.
I guess I should thank you for not calling it National Wife Day.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
I hate to say this but The People's Cube is way cooler and cleverer than us.
They actually create funny shit.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (hscyr)
All the juice is in the schedule C's and K-1's.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (q177U)
We talk about creating funny shit. That has to count for something,
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Tax rates
MSNBC Comcast 24%
Obama 19%
Bernie 13%
Even when they steal his taxes he punks them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Locke Common at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (5Fa12)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (BJR66)
Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (vhW1R)
You can get chips whenever you want. Sex, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
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how did you hurt your hand?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (FZZXd)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
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This depends on your budget.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (GK4Ia)
During a port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in May 2008, for example, five of the Navy officers attended a "raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes," at the Shangri-La Hotel, according to the indictment. The group allegedly drank the hotel's entire supply of Dom Pérignon champagne and rang up expenses exceeding $50,000, which Francis covered in full.
On another port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in February 2007, Francis allegedly hosted a sex party for officers in the MacArthur Suite of the Manila hotel. During the party, "historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts," according to the indictment.
Still wondering how the MacArthur paraphernalia rodgering worked.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (kP16F)
151 Oh My. This Amy Schumer Netflix Leather Special is a career killer. Worst standup I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (3cOA7)
Amy and Rachel should team up for the Leather and Tax Returns Comedy Extravaganza and take it on the road.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)
I'm getting the feeling that she knows her material sucks for this.
I have not laughed yet. Strange because teh Horde set her up perfectly with the Maddow comment thread.
I'm embarrassed for her. I don't see how she comes back from this.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:48 PM (3cOA7)
You've seen his pipe, yes? Massive.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:48 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe
Worse than the Old Navy commercial where she hawks clothing by wearing an outfit that is too tight and looks terrible on her. Looking like shit in clothes is not a good way to sell clothes.
It's kind of like if a restaurant advertised by showing you pictures of vomit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: someone really, really hard up at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
Want my Netflix password?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (kP16F)
What I like most about what msnbc did tonight is that re-shines the light on that piece of crap in charge of the IRS and his shitty IRS.
I predict Kosiken or whatever his name is, will be fired by the end of the week.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (BJR66)
Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)
Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (kP16F)
She must eat all day and do nothing but shruggs.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (3cOA7)
3.14
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (q177U)
Pish-posh, my jolly good man. It's 14.3.
-- That guy from England
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)
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and sometimes we just talk shit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (FZZXd)
Posted by: someone really, really hard up at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
Want my Netflix password?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM
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Your quick password offer makes me suspect that leather Amy Schumer is a stick, not a carrot.
Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (FkAXz)
National wife day?
I don't think so
Not here with Mrs. MH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Yup. I grew up at the same time, about 15 miles north of you, and even there nobody gave a shit if you didn't act like an asshole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (rF0hx)
Come Dancing!
Was there too many times.
Posted by: Dempsy at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (uJmA9)
If so, well played sir
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (bQxkN)
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Hope Solo would know what to do with that...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (FZZXd)
Posted by: redc1c4
You haven't dated me. I give whole new meaning to the term "cheap".
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (voOPb)
Tax rates
MSNBC Comcast 24%
Obama 19%
Bernie 13%
Even when they steal his taxes he punks them.
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Also from Drudge: MSNBC "talent" who have had tax liens filed against them. Rebrun Al, Pissy Chrissy Matthews, several others.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)
When DON'T you pay for sex, in one way or another????
Evening all.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 10:55 PM (D2vc1)
cuddle
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:55 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 10:57 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Dempsy at March 14, 2017 10:57 PM (uJmA9)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)
Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)
Well, if was supplied by Trump to a third party, that probably makes it not federal tax information, but if it was supplied by a third party there would be a massive violation of whatever client confidentiality rules there are, and if it were a bank, there may be serious penalties or sanctions involved.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 10:58 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: German comedian at March 14, 2017 10:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (vhW1R)
Good.
Because we don't have editors, and sometimes shit happens.
I'm sure you have never made a minor mistake in your writing, so maybe you can't relate to that.
Maybe they have better punctuation over at Hot Air...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (kP16F)
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And you don't have to worry about screaming out the wrong name yourself.
Because they are ALL named Chip.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (hCoZK)
Correction taken. Its my accent
Posted by: Dempsy at March 14, 2017 10:57 PM (uJmA9)<<<
The other way sounded kinda fishy.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (Tstsj)
Seriously?
Today is 3/14, exactly one month after Valentine's Day and nobody mentioned that it's Steak and You-Know-What Day!
It's as if I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (5c/yd)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (qUNWi)
"Cuddle"
Well...okay, but I just want you to know I'm not entirely comfortable with this.Posted by: German comedian at March 14, 2017 10:59 PM (qUNWi)
Can we touch your monkey?
Posted by: Sprockets at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)
Yes, exactly.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
This is fake news.
Pentagon Papers case was about prior restraint, which would be about Trump stopping Rachel from broadcasting.
Here's the relevant statute:
(3)Other persons. It shall be unlawful for any person to whom any return or return information (as defined in section 6103(b) [26 USCS 6103(b)]) is disclosed in a manner unauthorized by this title thereafter willfully to print or publish in any manner not provided by law any such return or return information. Any violation of this paragraph shall be a felony punishable by a fine in any amount not exceeding $ 5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.
Rachel's defense is that she doesn't know to a certainty that it was an unauthorized disclosure. But she knows better and can be charged and convicted.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (kP16F)
Oh dear God LOL.
Which reminded me, I've never had a bag of chips scream out it's dead husband's name while I was having my way with it either.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: a sleeping flippy mcburger at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (qUNWi)
That NO sign must be from California. You always see a ton of them approaching the beach.
NO parking
NO camping
NO animals
NO fires
NO food
NO barbecuing
NO alcoholic beverages
NO beach furniture
NO music
NO sunbathing
NO swimming
NO walking
NO talking
NO having fun
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
All the juice is in the schedule C's and K-1's.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (3myMJ)
For 98% of the American people, the first two pages with the numbers on Line 38 (adj gross income) or 43(taxable income) and Line 76 (amt refinded) or Line 78 (amount you owe) are all they care hearing about.
Getting into the guts of the returns is just done by the media to make it look like someone is avoiding taxes or that their CPA at their accounting firm is an idiot by missing some deduction that the tax preparer at HandR Block that they took the return to says that they missed, but that they were not eligible for in reality.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sprockets at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kP16F)
https://youtu.be/t6FVlfOgTo8
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (WQX/u)
Do you think if I gave my dental plan back to Ace we could get grammar check?
My real job has it
Thank you CBD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/htpc4ae
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 11:06 PM (vBeA5)
We used to snark that those signs should just read:
"NO"
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:06 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)
Is it paleo?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (ZGlQ9)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (FZZXd)
Tax rates
MSNBC Comcast 24%
Obama 19%
Bernie 13%
I'm glad to see that because I just heard from the TV playing in the other room some asshole going on about Trump's tax rate being 24%, less than a married couple with one (?) kid. The first thing I said to myself was, "What was Obama's rate?"
Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (u8kLQ)
Can we touch your monkey?
Posted by: Sprockets at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kP16F)
https://youtu.be/t6FVlfOgTo8
And now we dance!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)
Sorry eleven, I don't have a thing for ya!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (nlbfN)
Hell no! I'll take a dental plan over good grammar any day of the week!
There are some things up with which I will not put, and one of them is bad teeth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (rF0hx)
We did get steak in a manner of speaking. Cheese steak hoagies from Gabriel's. Been in business since 1959. Only 3 items on their menu. They do what they do very well. Yum Yum.
The only blowing around here was the steam vent on my Presto as I canned 10 pounds of beef.
Posted by: cfo mom at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (RfzVr)
The Trump meister visited Andrew Jackson today. It's his 250th.
Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (kSock)
Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)
Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)
Or a state gaming commission.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL)
If I were Trump the rest of the pages would be my concern because competitors would see how I was structured, which projects were most and least profitable, where I was diversifying, and many other things that could be used to their advantage.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (Gbk/a)
This is so silly that even the NBC properties will distance themselves.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (bQxkN)
I encountered two terms -- diapycnal and isopycnal -- when looking up why the Orkney Passage was in the Southern Ocean. Brought me back to PChem lab, where we used a pycnometer to accurately determine the density of a liquid.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (v1g1+)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/htpc4ae
Posted by: The Political Hat
Three attacks in one day probably didn't help. How'd she do in Dusseldorf and Hamburg?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: eleven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)
smiley #Fail
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (FZZXd)
I love ya anyway, heartless bastard!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (tHwdc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680307275333637
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680418231451650
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680525739851777
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680623764983808
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)
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Sounds like it was his personal and not his business return.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (HjNqE)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (ismre)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (rF0hx)
Needed sayin'!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (gwPgz)
I'm worried Louise may have inadvertantly taken some of the brain pills being peddled by nefarious pharmacy spammers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL)
Another one, yes. But who saves a 2005 tax return on a garden variety real estate mogul for 12 years only to release it now when it doesn't matter and in this very incomplete fashion?
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3myMJ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680719592202241
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680840950202368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680927415758849
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841681050539573248
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2017 11:13 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 11:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
And msnbc didn't on November 7th 2016
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (dOt1E)
Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag
In other words, in 8 years Obama didn't do shit for middle class taxpayers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (vhW1R)
people are acting like they're s*ber.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (FZZXd)
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (Gbk/a)
.....I just heard from the TV playing in the other room some asshole going on about Trump's tax rate being 24%, less than a married couple with one (?) kid.....
Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (nlbfN)
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That in itself is stupid. A married couple with one kid doesn't usually pay 24% of what they make in income tax, even if their top rate is that.
They are no doubt confusing the marginal rate with the actual percentage taken. And Trump's marginal rate would be the max of 39.6%, i.e., much higher.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)
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Sounds like it was his personal and not his business return.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (HjNqE)
Trump should ignore MSNBC altogether (at least for the moment) and send a minion directly to the parent company, Comcast. I think direct threats at this point to a few corporate officers and the Board of Directors is totally appropriate.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:16 PM (nlbfN)
How does that differ from a scale and a graduated cylinder?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (Gbk/a)
Sounds like it was his personal and not his business return.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (HjNqE)
Perhaps. I was in the real estate investing/developing business on a tiny scale compared to Trump and my return was always just one that covered business and personal.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (3myMJ)
257 "Someone is celebrating a birthday today."
The Trump meister visited Andrew Jackson today. It's his 250th.
Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (kSock)
Born in The Waxhaws district. Andy said in the SC portion; his betters today say the NC portion. They can say that because, of course, he'd give them a sound thrashing to change their minds if he was still around, even at 250 years old.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 14, 2017 11:18 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:18 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
No problem.
I thought it was a shot at Mis.Hum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (rF0hx)
Word on the street was Davy Jones was insatiable.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (Gbk/a
Not Mickey Dolan?
Hmmmm, the things I learn here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)
Bureaucrats keep all the files on everything - they just can't find them for you when you need them.
Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (kSock)
Don't be giving deer types a pass. They are freaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbOek7TljjQ
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (/tuJf)
Well.... it was National Steak and a BJ day... as its one month after Valentines day...
But... no... dang it...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: an urban cube at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)
So you're saying there's a chance!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)
But of course!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:22 PM (qUNWi)
You thought he was cranky when he was president...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (tHwdc)
The only blowing around here was the steam vent on my Presto as I canned 10 pounds of beef.
Posted by: cfo mom at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (RfzVr)
Amateur.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)
Dear NBC and Comcast.
You illegally leaked information about my Tax return.
Until you make this right, and give us the information to prosecute those who gave you this, AND fire those who put it on the air, you are not welcome at ANY Executive Branch Press Functions.
Because we will not do business with those who break the law, and News IS your business.
Signed;
PRESEIDENT Donald Trump
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
Posted by: qdpsteve"
'Dis yo monkey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZwzzDUKn2Y
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 14, 2017 11:24 PM (w+Jhj)
I thought it was a shot at Mis.Hum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (rF0hx)
Well I'm glad that's settled. I might be a punctuation nazi, but I'm not an asshole. Let the record show.
Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 11:24 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
According to my friend, forever. I, have not. Only 9 or 10 years.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)
They really do think they are an anointed priesthood with special rights others do not have.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (hCoZK)
Well.... it was National Steak and a BJ day... as its one month after Valentines day...
But... no... dang it...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (NgKpN)
Me neither.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (dOt1E)
Keep drinking the Kool Aid.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Deer Fucking Monkey at March 14, 2017 11:26 PM (Gbk/a)
7 years.
But banks and mortgagees have them shredded as they usually demand new ones every two years. No one wants to pay the storage and have the liability of keeping them around.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:26 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
=======
7 years, for us mere working peeps.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:27 PM (HjNqE)
Posted by: gracepc at March 14, 2017 11:28 PM (OU4q6)
Never leave a paper Trail, that's Rule One!
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:28 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:29 PM (tnOuI)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 11:30 PM (3cOA7)
That's good to know
Next time you see an error, grind your teeth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:30 PM (voOPb)
They woke up 9am MSNBC Stephanie Ruhle who didn't fall for it ("Trump's own leak / bright shiny object") but she's actually a sharp cookie.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:30 PM (bQxkN)
Trump reportedly paid as much as a married couple with two incomes making about $400,000/year pays
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:31 PM (nlbfN)
The idea of these 'nap-ins' and the claptrap behind them shows the place never changed. Since I actually wanted an education, I never missed SIU.
Posted by: JTB at March 14, 2017 11:31 PM (V+03K)
How does that differ from a scale and a graduated cylinder?
A pycnometer is a vessel that can be immersed in a water bath held at a constant temperature. It has markings to which it is to be filled with the liquid whose density you wish to determine.
This link tells how to use a pycnometer to determine the specific gravity (i.e., density relative to that of water) for oils.
http://chestofbooks.com/health/aromatherapy/
The-Volatile-Oils-Vol1/
Determination-Of-The-Physical-Properties-Specific-Gravity.html
As I recall, the pycnometer we used had its internal volume calibrated to a very high accuracy (four or five decimal places) so that what we actually measured was the density of whatever liquid the lab exercise intended to be measured. I cannot locate an image of what I recall the vessel to have looked like though.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:32 PM (v1g1+)
Trump reportedly paid as much as a married couple with two incomes making about $400,000/year pays
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:31 PM (nlbfN)
-------------------------------
That could well be true.
But then, that couple is in the top percent or two of household income.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:37 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:37 PM (HjNqE)
Only for AMRL qualifications though.
Never do it on regular samples.
And just finished up, K-State advances to the actual dance by dropping Wake Forest.
Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:37 PM (tnOuI)
319 C'mon boys, hit your free throws and you win this game.
Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:29 PM (tnOuI)
Don't gimme that shit.
Posted by: Shaq at March 14, 2017 11:38 PM (cuZZW)
Woke Forest
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:38 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3myMJ)
Most businessmen like Trump would have those records destroyed by 2014.
Another possible leak is from NBC itself. He was the host/producer of one of their hit shows, and they may have wanted his tax returns to prove that he was making money after his financial difficulties a few years prior.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:39 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Carl at March 14, 2017 11:39 PM (ZO497)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cmmVHiFnI
Posted by: wilbeforce at March 14, 2017 11:40 PM (9CvIS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:40 PM (IqV8l)
Don't gimme that shit.
Posted by: Shaq at March 14, 2017 11:38 PM (cuZZW)
Testify, brother!
-- Wes Unseld
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:41 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:41 PM (Gbk/a)
My guess is there is a money trail here somewhere...
The media and left have been offering rewards for info on Trump.... just... like... this....
Follow... the money... and you will see someone in a legal or Accounting Office was paid big bucks for this.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 14, 2017 11:42 PM (CLKfs)
So you control for temperature and then measure volume precisely.
What about pressure? I know that water density doesn't change much with changes in pressure, but what about other liquids?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:43 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 14, 2017 11:44 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2017 11:44 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)
Pyc is weighed full of DI H2O.
Pyc is weighed approx 3/4 filled with asphalt.
Pyc with asphalt and topped off with H2O is weighed.
A calculation ensues.
Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (tnOuI)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2017 11:44 PM (R+30W)
Hmmm.... I think I need to watch Caddyshack... LOL
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (NgKpN)
Whisky can become a solid under intense pressure.
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (FZZXd)
Two earned incomes perhaps.
Trump may have made a lot of his money in capital gains, dividends or other vehicles that aren't taxed at earned income rates.
I read some years ago that H. Ross Perot typically paid 8% of his income in taxes, legally.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (3myMJ)
Not the musicians, but the toddler watching them
https://youtu.be/Ne1cEKlpcr0
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: gracepc at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
IRS says most people should retain for 3 years because that is how far back that they can go for an audit.
But, if there is some kind of fraud committed in the return, then they can go back further. Rule of thumb for business people is to keep 7 years of returns just in case.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (1JnAL)
346 38 is 25.333% of 150
Crap. Accountants have taken over the ONT. Always knew it was just a matter of time.
Posted by: Splunge at March 14, 2017 11:48 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Splunge
They always said it was 88.9538693% likely to happen.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:50 PM (u8kLQ)
What about pressure? I know that water density doesn't change much with changes in pressure, but what about other liquids?
Don't know. You are right to have asked, but we did not correct for pressure in any manner, as I recall. I assume that besides being difficult to control, the pressure effect likely is small.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:50 PM (v1g1+)
But, if there is some kind of fraud committed in the return, then
they can go back further. Rule of thumb for business people is to keep 7
years of returns just in case.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (1JnAL)
And remember that most states can go back two or so years depending, starting from the time the IRS notifies them of a deficiency
So add another couple of years
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:51 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:51 PM (qUNWi)
per year since 2005, he WOULD be the billionaire he claims to be. Math. It's so hard!!
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (qUNWi)
Jim is just begging for a barrelin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (v1g1+)
*hoists diver's flag over the barrel*
*plunges to a certain doom*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (qUNWi)
360 so that's what blown margins looks like.
Impressive.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (WQX/u)
Well, it is Steak and BJ Day...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v1g1+)
Mucho Thankso!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I got pizza from Round Table, which is close enough to both.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2017 11:55 PM (JZdsf)
Two earned incomes perhaps.
Trump may have made a lot of his money in capital gains, dividends or other vehicles that aren't taxed at earned income rates.
I read some years ago that H. Ross Perot typically paid 8% of his income in taxes, legally.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (3myMJ)
I'm sure that the CPA's that Trump uses are probably better versed in the IRS code than the IRS is.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:55 PM (1JnAL)
Mucho Thankso!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v5iqM)
Tsk tsk. Jim, I'm disappointed.
<tosses a bottle of Tom Sims into the Barrel>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:56 PM (voOPb)
368 369!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2017 11:55 PM (JZdsf)
4.578956173 E+788, since you asked...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:57 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:57 PM (08Did)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:56 PM (voOPb)
Kids these days!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
And concurrently?
My, what big words you have.
Fell asleep for about 20 minutes during first half earlier.
Woke up and so ticked off at all the worthless @$×&/# I work "with" I couldn't get back to sleep.
I don't know if I can last 3 more years, come monday, around them.
Totally worthless and all of em dumber than a set paper sack full of cheap, Chinese hammers.
And what's worse, they think they're good at what they do. Wouldn't last two weeks flipping burgers in the private sector let alone in a private lab.
Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (tnOuI)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (FAO5C)
Posted by: Margins at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (JZdsf)
Science!
Posted by: Don Herbert at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (VdICR)
AoSHQ: Where the margins get blown more often than the readers
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v1g1+)
Agreed. At Trump's level things get complicated. Some years you don't pay taxes and some years you get hammered. Phantom income is a not-fun example.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:00 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:00 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 12:01 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: teej at March 15, 2017 12:01 AM (tnOuI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
------------
Probably. Sitting in a fourth floor office of the Federal Building in Atlanta, I had an IRS field auditor throw up his hands when asked a tax question, and recommend the hiring of a CPA. "Mr Hammer, I have no idea how to report that."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (ZO497)
And concurrently?
My, what big words you have.
------
I get charged by the letter AND space. It was cheaper than "at the same time"
------
Fell asleep for about 20 minutes during first half earlier.
Woke up and so ticked off at all the worthless (censored) I work "with" I couldn't get back to sleep.
I don't know if I can last 3 more years, come monday, around them.
Totally worthless and all of em dumber than a set paper sack full of cheap, Chinese hammers.
And what's worse, they think they're good at what they do. Wouldn't
last two weeks flipping burgers in the private sector let alone in a
private lab.
Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (tnOuI)
Well, you got a job. That's something, anyway....
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mathers at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:05 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (dOt1E)
I guess I've been lucky to get people who want to dispel the "pencil-pushing bureaucrat" notion.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
They are going to have Chihuahua races at the Copper Mining Festival in Superior, AZ, next weekend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (WDdjT)
Note, some careful thought went into that list by the SJWs, so I will respond to each of the 10 points in an equally thoughtful manner. Note also that I rarely swear, so I'm being extra generous in my thoughtful responses:
1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you, and you in particular
5) No, really: Fuck you
6) You, get fucked.
7) Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
You. Fuck. Some assembly required.
9) Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooou.
10) Fuck you a million times with a red hot poker. Or a cactus.
(Ponders a moment before hitting "Post". What the hell?)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Mathers
-----------
Heh. "Lessee...I netted $112 Million after taxes?. Okaaaaay, that's a wrap."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)
you know, for government w*rkers and bank employees.
cesear chavez day, 31 march
remind all your leftard cow-orkers and family members that he hated illegal immigrants too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: the margins at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:07 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2017 12:07 AM (JZdsf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jgb2gtz
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 15, 2017 12:07 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (vBeA5)
As you may recall, last April the organizers of the Arena Weina Extravaganza were forced to cancel the dachshund race that is usually the highlight of that event after somebody pointed out that live dog racing is illegal in Idaho and so conducting such a race would be a felony.
No problem with dead dogs and trebuchets?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: gewa76 at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Original Jake
------------
Stamp. A rubber stamp. With gold ink.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mathers at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (3myMJ)
"Sex!"
"Sex!"
"Sex!
"Sex with a horse!"
"Sex with a cactus!"
"Sex!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)
If the music ever disappears there'll be nothing left.
Sell everything I own, which ain't much, and fade.
I'm gonna try to get to sleep. Less than 5 hrs till the alarm goes off.
Posted by: teej at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (tnOuI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (ZO497)
Oh my....Hermania?
Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (qUNWi)
The experience has me wondering if men are now being required to be uber gay. Really, cuffs ending four inches above, Those pants not only look gay, they look ridiculous.
I've long wondered why "female" mannequins have nipples. I'm sure I saw them with camel toe today.
Will cis-normative mannequins soon become the target of the shrieking SJW imbeciles?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (nBr1j)
They are going to have Chihuahua races at the Copper Mining Festival in Superior, AZ, next weekend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (WDdjT)
Are the Chihuahuas going to be pulling little chariots? 'Cause that'd be a riot...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (v1g1+)
*nervously looking around*
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)
I'm thinking of the Rorschach test in The Ninth Configuration
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:11 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (BJR66)
It's old. Berry old.
Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (97XyN)
If urine is so good for you, why does your body have several specialized organs dedicated to getting rid of it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (WDdjT)
If the music ever disappears there'll be nothing left.
Sell everything I own, which ain't much, and fade.
I'm gonna try to get to sleep. Less than 5 hrs till the alarm goes off.
Posted by: teej at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (tnOuI)
I know how it feels to be that close to the edge. Keep the music, teej.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (tHwdc)
Not gold ink. He uses real molten gold to sign his checks.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (jm1YL)
William Peter Blatty only recently passed away and rogerebert.com of all places had a nice retrospective on his films, both pre- and post-Exorcist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)
Fuckity fuck, that was a lot of well thought out fucks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (voOPb)
I would have been.
Then someone had to go and ruin it by pointing out that Emma Stone is not Emma Watson.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 12:14 AM (Gbk/a)
not camel, been drinking camel piss for over 1,000 years
work good
Posted by: Mohammed at March 15, 2017 12:15 AM (dOt1E)
Note, some careful thought went into that list by the SJWs, so I will respond to each of the 10 points in an equally thoughtful manner. Note also that I rarely swear, so I'm being extra generous in my thoughtful responses:
1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you, and you in particular
5) No, really: Fuck you
6) You, get fucked.
7) Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
You. Fuck. Some assembly required.
9) Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooou.
10) Fuck you a million times with a red hot poker. Or a cactus.
(Ponders a moment before hitting "Post". What the hell?)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)
PURE POETRY.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 15, 2017 12:16 AM (TdMsT)
A few discrete calls to CPS should fetch this enterprise up on the Reefs of Bureaucracy. Sometimes the desserts, they are just.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:16 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)
Me, I would have a shallow draught barge with a cigarette dingy. Him, he loves work.
When he has and adversarial meeting his blood pressure probably settles down. (He's in the zone) He loves his job.
Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:17 AM (08Did)
This 2005 Donald Trump tax return is a total nothingburger
the way to tell how big it failed is to go to r/politics on Reddit and there isn't a single story from after the "big reveal" - nothing to spin even
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 15, 2017 12:17 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 15, 2017 12:17 AM (SOgXK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (voOPb)
It reminded me of the Dennis Hopper character in 'Blue Velvet'
"Don't you fucking look at me, you fucking fuck!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (BJR66)
The experience has me wondering if men are now being required to be uber gay. Really, cuffs ending four inches above, Those pants not only look gay, they look ridiculous.
I've long wondered why "female" mannequins have nipples. I'm sure I saw them with camel toe today.
Will cis-normative mannequins soon become the target of the shrieking SJW imbeciles?
Posted by: Northernlurker
bs
no one here walks around a "shopping centre"
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)
Meanwhile I'd bet if I go over to Hollywood Elsewhere (I've been trying to avoid them again), Jeffrey Wells is still masturbating. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
seems a few years back i got a 1099 for some paralegal w*rk i did, ~$4K, if memory serves.
i didn't bother filing anything because $4k.
a couple years later, i get a letter from those assholes, claiming i owe taxes, etc, for ~41K, because they ran all the state licenses, such as pharmacy, nursing, etc, and went looking for people who didn't file.
because the BOP told them the average salary for a tech was ~$37K, i obviously owed them taxes on that salary too, so file immediately and pay up.
having received $0 that year for w*rking pharmacy, i called them up and said "WTF is wrong with you people?"
they said you have to file, and prove you got no income.
"GFY!" was my reply.
a few moths later, they added the next year, and then the one after that, all based on average income for a field i didn't w*rk in.
then they started filing personal property liens with the County Registrar, etc....
all of which i found amusing, since i've never owned a piece of property, and likely never will, broke mo-fo that i am.
then i started getting calls from companies that would, for a fee, help me make this all go away.... i laughed at them, and told them the story. they insisted i had to file, or the FTB would come after everything i owned...
like what, used shorts and t-shirts?
i went looking for the head of the FTB, but there is no place on line with an address to that asshole.
but i did find the state agency that oversees them, and some other agencies, and wrote her.
the day after my letter landed at her office, i was called by an FTB agent, who said then had my letter in front of them, but what was my story. i told them they already had it, but gave him the Reader's Digest version.
in less than 10 minutes, i was no longer a tax cheat, and they sent me copies of the letters they sent to the credit bureaus clearing my name and admitting they were in error. it cost me <$10 to clear it all up.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:20 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)
no one here walks around a "shopping centre"
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)
Canadians!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:20 AM (v1g1+)
438 Nathan, yup.
Meanwhile I'd bet if I go over to Hollywood Elsewhere (I've been trying to avoid them again), Jeffrey Wells is still masturbating. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)
Is he asking for $100 tips?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:21 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)
Canadians!
Posted by: Krebs
well in canada "centre" is pronounced "kentrey"
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
Can you demonstrate this "flit" thingy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (voOPb)
rogerebert.com of all places had a nice retrospective on his films, both
pre- and post-Exorcist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)
God and faith is a central element of this movie, but it seems that none of the characters want to find Him, because that would mean having to look at themselves.
All the characters in this movie are moving in darkness, trying to find Him by logic and his traces by secondary effects. In a way it is a very odd movie.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (WQX/u)
They're hard to find in those agencies, but if you can get to one, hold onto them for dear life.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (u8kLQ)
Then Dad is coming down for the 3rd anniversary of Mom's death tomorrow.
Be well. Nite all.
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 15, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)
Wells and his cronies in the comment section (I've blocked most of them, God bless Disqus) are just utterly, utterly convinced Trump will be impeached and thrown out by the 2018 midterms. Their grasp on reality grows more and more slippery every single day.
There's in particular one commenter there who seems to believe if he just keeps coming up with more and more inventive hateful shrieking obscene terms to describe every Repub in DC, somehow it'll make everything all better. He's the one I blocked most recently, what a screaming shithead.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)
I just got back in from clearing the driveway so my daughter can get out tomorrow. It was of course, fuckin ice by now.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2017 12:26 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
heh. from whan I am told you simply imagine you are dancing on the yellow brick road wearing the most wonderful red ruby slippers ever while humming show tunes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa)
There's in particular one commenter there who seems to believe if he just keeps coming up with more and more inventive hateful shrieking obscene terms to describe every Repub in DC, somehow it'll make everything all better. He's the one I blocked most recently, what a screaming shithead.
There's an acquaintance of mine on FB who posts at least two to three anti-Trump rants or article links each day. No one responds, yet he continues to be compelled to do it. Sad!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:27 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:28 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)
So a video that went viral last week was a fake news piece by the BBC interviewing some professor douche bag on the goings-on in Korea.
In pops his kid. He pushes the kid away. Then pops in another of his kids. Then his wife literally runs in a panic to grab the kids like she'll be beaten for this later.
The BBC douche bag mistakes his wife for the nanny because she looks like an asian peasant girl in this white man's privileged home?? I dunno.
So then BBC had to do another interview to make believe everything is great.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (BJR66)
wow, that could have been written by some guy flitting through a shopping centre. no double entendre there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa)
Chuckles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (voOPb)
Note, some careful thought went into that list by the SJWs, so I will respond to each of the 10 points in an equally thoughtful manner. Note also that I rarely swear, so I'm being extra generous in my thoughtful responses:
1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you, and you in particular
5) No, really: Fuck you
6) You, get fucked.
7) Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
You. Fuck. Some assembly required.
9) Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooou.
10) Fuck you a million times with a red hot poker. Or a cactus.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)
Threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (v1g1+)
dotusapro.com/father-beat-man-death- raping-five-year-old-daughter-faces-no-charges-texas/
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)
...and out! See ya in the early morning funny papers, kiddos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:32 AM (v1g1+)
We really need to talk about getting 'Phrasing' back into the rotation.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 12:33 AM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:33 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)
He has demonstrated his abilities, for sure, and I recommend that he moved into the position immediately. See to it that he gets a raise as well.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: garrett
not to mention the tranny sentence
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
Cutshaw can't face his own fear, but has no pillar to cling to as he does not believe in God and so there is nothing greater than the universe. Kane has deep faith, but does not believe that he can have salvation because of what he believes of himself. Both are trying to force their world view on each other to save themselves.
Lord help me if I am just projecting her, by the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (WQX/u)
"Go fuck yourself, preferably with something pointy, wet and electrified."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5zgjj4/man_loses_all_remaining_credibility/
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:36 AM (FZZXd)
It's just that my personal queue of flicks must be up to over 100 by now. But get to all of them, I will. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)
here's a parody of the BBC interview that went tits up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvyNP_RSN0
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (BJR66)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
Yeah I saw the typo as soon as I hit post. Sigh
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (SjImc)
states sucked federal the tit most.
Tonight Zero Hedge approaches the answer from a
different perspective.
Which State are the Biggest "Moocher"?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jqr8r3y
Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (08Did)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (FZZXd)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup
well you could use the LOL.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
Reminds me of a 1960s classic from the Kinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxYGOSSj9A0
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (u8kLQ)
dotusapro.com/lowes-just-gave-muslims-middle-finger-ill-shopping-often/
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (v1g1+)
Sadly, no, according to the photos of last year's race published in the handout flyer I saw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:40 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)
Heh. Don't think so. There a many here I couldn't hold a candle to. That list just tweaked me, #10 in particular.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:42 AM (LMcFk)
If you're being interviewed by the BBC fake news to talk outta your ass about Korea and your little girls walks in, you'd have to be a supreme asshole of the first order not to take the opportunity to introduce her to the World for posterity.
But this pedo professor pushes her away like an annoying pet with his white privilege arm.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:42 AM (BJR66)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (BJR66)
You don't know many Korean women do you?
A) Mom
B) Korean Mom
C) Korean Mom who's husband is doing something extremely important to his career and in public
D) Who has just had her kids, her responsibility, possibly put a spoke in her husband's career.
E) To a world-wide audience.
also:
Were you aware that this report both involved a discussion of the impeachment of the President of South Korea and the the assassination of one of Kim Jong Un's relatives in Kuala Lumpur by means of VX chemical warfare agent, probably at the orders of someone in North Korea?
Norks have VX and are willing to use it. Let that sink in.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:47 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: The LOLing Hat at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (LMcFk)
President Trump paid over $38,000,000 in taxes in 2005.
That's enough to feed Rosie O'Donnell for 7 days!
Posted by: Mathers at March 15, 2017 12:50 AM (3myMJ)
Then Dad is coming down for the 3rd anniversary of Mom's death tomorrow.
Be well. Nite all.
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 15, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)
***
Farmer, I've always wanted to ask you - do you have a daughter?
Posted by: Innocent fieldworker down the way at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (uKWAY)
Norks have VX and are willing to use it. Let that sink in.
Posted by: Kindltot
well sure they have vx but not necessarily a useful delivery system. the South Koreans might have some countermeasures to deal with thousands of norks streaming across the dmz with spray bottles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)
See?
Posted by: Average Guy
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Heh. I have bales of them stored away in the basement. I started stockpiling during the election.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (ZO497)
dotusapro.com/lowes-just-gave-muslims-middle-finger-ill-shopping-often/
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (FZZXd)
The hypocrisy from the left in that article makes me want to vomit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)
delivery system. the South Koreans might have some countermeasures to
deal with thousands of norks streaming across the dmz with spray
bottles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)
Well, the joke used to be that they had nukes too, but their delivery system was UPS.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (08Did)
Posted by: Kindltot
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
See?
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (LMcFk)
Get a good night's sleep. You will find your stock replenished in the morning when you turn on the MFN.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 15, 2017 12:54 AM (TdMsT)
to put it another way, that's enough money to feed Rosie O'Donnell for a week.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:54 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: yankeefifth
------------
Two stage, 240V, 3/4 hp
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:55 AM (ZO497)
Every single one of them would have done what that professor's wife did, but some of them would have been picking the kids up by the head like bowling balls in their panic.
My mom would have chased me out with a broom and damn the optics.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:56 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:42 AM (LMcFk
I'm amazed at the constraint actually. I typed and deleted 3 or 4 times and just gave up.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2017 12:57 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)
I can't see that Troy Built makes an in-sink garbage disposal.
But you can be sure that if they did, it would also be a wood chipper.
Write them and ask?
With that, y'all, I'm not only in Teh Barrel, but am to sleep, anon.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2017 12:57 AM (v5iqM)
dotusapro.com/lowes-just-gave-muslims-middle-finger-ill-shopping-often/
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (FZZXd)
The hypocrisy from the left in that article makes me want to vomit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (tHwdc)
That article is a month old. I hope they haven't caved by now.
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 12:58 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Kindltot
well sure they have vx but not necessarily a useful delivery system. the South Koreans might have some countermeasures to deal with thousands of norks streaming across the dmz with spray bottles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)
Release the elite YouTube wannabe-celebrity death squad!
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 15, 2017 12:58 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
to put it another way, that's enough money to feed Rosie O'Donnell for a week.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 15, 2017 12:59 AM (bEHhv)
So cut out the unused wires back to the big splice, and taped up the few other wires that got slightly melted. Replaced the headlight switch with an Autolite one robbed out of the Zip van, and all is well once more.
And I got my Suburban back, and it is driving OK, albeit with no 4WD capability at the moment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:01 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (08Did)
They are in separate lanes with partitions between them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:02 AM (WDdjT)
to put it another way, that's enough money to feed Rosie O'Donnell for a week.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 15, 2017 12:59 AM (bEHhv)
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 15, 2017 01:02 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:06 AM (BJR66)
A couple years ago I had about a dozen unauthorized charges on my card. I disputed them with the bank, and they gave me credit for them, canceled my card, and issued me a new one.
This time it's just one mysterious charge. It's entirely possible that I bought something online and forgot to write it down. But I have no idea what it was.
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 01:06 AM (sdi6R)
In the meantime, I just ordered the 30th anniversary special edition on bluray of Close Encounters. I just can't help myself anymore...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (u8kLQ)
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i still don't buy the whole "VX" story...
VX is a persistent nerve agent which is both a liquid (contact) and vapor (inhalation) threat
everyone who came in contact with or was even near the body should have shown at least *some* signs and symptoms, since the LD50 dose is microscopic.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:10 AM (zZb/S)
So I got my bank statement yesterday. There was a debit card charge for Amazon for $39.99. For the life of me I don't know what it was for.
A couple of weeks ago I get this email at midnight informing that my Malwarebytes protection automatically renewed for another year. $39.99.
I wasn't amused.
And they make it very difficult, by using a third party bill system, to cancel the automatic renewal.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:10 AM (BJR66)
Posted by: iSoothsayer
Apparently Beel Krystol's Gestapo Kommandant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2017 01:11 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (FZZXd)
Supposedly, the victim had his face wiped by two women, each with one component of a binary nerve poison. The second woman also became poisoned, and was sent to hospital.
So if the stuff was liquid, with a low vapor pressure, it could be that any vapors from it were too dilute to poison onlookers or EMT types.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:11 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Elizabeth at March 15, 2017 01:12 AM (JZdsf)
It's extortion!
I pay Avast and Malwarebytes to protect me from viruses and fraud, and it turns out they're in on the racket.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:12 AM (BJR66)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:10 AM (BJR66)
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just tell the bank you need a new card, because the secret code wore off the back...
that should change the expiration date, and render the # they have useless.
or tell them you lost it, and get a new one. that gets you a completely different #
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:13 AM (FZZXd)
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i still don't buy the whole "VX" story...
VX is a persistent nerve agent which is both a liquid (contact) and vapor (inhalation) threat
everyone who came in contact with or was even near the body should have shown at least *some* signs and symptoms, since the LD50 dose is microscopic.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March
I don't know. The delayed onset looks like a contact agent that didn't aerosolize to effect others. Might not be "Vx", but I bet the front line analysis tools in Malaysia would report it a such.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:14 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 15, 2017 01:14 AM (JZdsf)
Sat. night my friend came over for dinner. Brought his old VCR, and his copy of The Song Remains The Same on VHS. Say what you will about Zep, they knew how to put on a show. Especially Plant's pants.
Last time (only other time) I saw TSRTS was in the theater; I must have been 12 or so... ~40 years ago. Went with my big brother. It was a double feature with the Grateful Dead movie. IIRC there was some animosity between the Zep fans and the Deadheads. Of course, that could have just been me projecting.
I only had snippets of memories from my original viewing. The gangster scene. Page using the bow. Bonham's dragster. Plant's pants. But when I watched it the other night, it was like I had just watched it the day before. The fantasy sequences were over-indulgent, save Bonham's, which was not a fantasy sequence at all. Music awesome.
I recommend it if you haven't already seen it, or haven't seen it in 40 years...
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 01:14 AM (LMcFk)
any vapors from it were too dilute to poison onlookers or EMT types.
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then it wasn't VX.
among other things, VX isn't a binary agent, last time i looked.
but i'll be BIAB.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:15 AM (FZZXd)
In the meantime, I just ordered the 30th anniversary special edition on bluray of Close Encounters. I just can't help myself anymore...
-------
A manic and hysterical Richard Dreyfus thanks you for your support.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2017 01:16 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (u8kLQ)
Nope, I don't see any order for $39.99.
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 01:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 01:19 AM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)
++++
I'd go with the mutant goatchuck. It's a compromise beast. Not as efficient as either the pure goat garbage disposal or the pure woodchuck woodchipper, but if you need the 2-in-1 option, the goatchuck is the way to go.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2017 01:19 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:20 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:20 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:20 AM (u8kLQ)
Folks at MSNBC say her dick hasn't been this limp in years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:21 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 01:22 AM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:23 AM (u8kLQ)
just tell the bank you need a new card, because the secret code wore off the back...
It was charged on my paypal, which is linked to my checking acct.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:23 AM (BJR66)
South Korean moms do not fuck around
Posted by: Original Jake at March 15, 2017 01:24 AM (dOt1E)
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:24 AM (zZb/S)
I've been responding "nanu nanu."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:26 AM (u8kLQ)
There should be all sorts of info on your paypal and amazon accounts re. the charges. If not, it's gotta be bogus.
Unless you pre-ordered something and forgot about it.
Happens to me a bunch with all the books and LPs I buy.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 01:26 AM (Gbk/a)
No, it is most likely the only one that Trump put out there.
Posted by: somejoe at March 15, 2017 01:27 AM (bEHhv)
In the meantime, have an FB friend who posted that he hopes CNN or Fox posts Rachel Maddow's tax returns tomorrow night.
"Wow, 80 thousand bucks a year on vibrators!!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:29 AM (u8kLQ)
Folks at MSNBC say her dick hasn't been this limp in years.
Posted by: qdpsteve
I'm sure Hilary had it, Trump knew it, and called her bluff ... If she had gone all in on; Trump could have leaked it himself and crushed her.
Not impossible Trump leaked it himself, just to change the conversation.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:30 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:31 AM (u8kLQ)
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/831901-overview
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:31 AM (FZZXd)
South Korean moms do not fuck around
Posted by: Original Jake at March 15, 2017 01:24 AM (dOt1E)
***
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: GIs everywhere in South Korea at March 15, 2017 01:32 AM (uKWAY)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 15, 2017 01:33 AM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:34 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:29 AM (u8kLQ)
Those are cement vibrators! It is vital to remove all air bubbles from cement ornamental statuary.
Be sure to stop by my online store: the Masonry Missile.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 15, 2017 01:36 AM (bEHhv)
I don't think I have to wonder anymore...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 15, 2017 01:40 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 15, 2017 01:41 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:49 AM (BJR66)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2017 01:49 AM (VdICR)
During a trial recess, Bigby removed a gun from the unoccupied bench of the judge in the courtroom, went to the judge's chambers and aimed the gun at the judge's head, saying "Let's go", after which Bigby was subdued by the judge. The defense made a motion for a mistrial and requested the judge's recusal from the case. Both defense motions were denied.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:51 AM (BJR66)
You gotta love Texas judges, tho. That one, at least.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:51 AM (BJR66)
What big reveal with Maddow have tomorrow night? Skidmarks in Trump's BVDs perhaps????? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:54 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 15, 2017 01:55 AM (cm1Bl)
heheh, check out Matt Lauer getting schooled by George Bush during an attempt to use the foolish Bush as a bat to beat President Trump:
(watch to very end)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqrGC9T9HYA
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:56 AM (BJR66)
Valentine's Day is celebrated in Japan by women giving chocolate to the important men in their lives, and to those men who they'd like to be more important to them, if you know what I mean. It's clear from the type of chocolate they give just how important you are to them. She can give you a cheap piece of store-bought chocolate just out of pure obligation, or she can go all-out and give you, like, a fancy home-made chocolate cake if you're more important to her.
White Day is one month later, and that's when men return the favor three-fold. If you got one piece of cheap chocolate from a female co-worker on Valentine's Day, you're expected to give her three pieces of cheap white chocolate (or one nicer piece of white chocolate) on White Day, for example. And if she gave you a really fancy home-made chocolate cake, you can reciprocate by giving her, oh, maybe some white lingerie.
That seems like a nice custom to me! I'd sure like to get such a clear signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my clumsy romantic advances.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 15, 2017 01:57 AM (0OG8D)
signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my
clumsy romantic advances.
The slap in the face, the stun gun, the kick to the crotch. I've always used these as guideposts in my dealings with the fairer sex.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:03 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:03 AM (IcT7t)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH at March 15, 2017 02:05 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 15, 2017 02:09 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:09 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 15, 2017 01:57 AM (0OG8D)
Ignore those bitches!
Praise me instead, master!!1!
Posted by: GateBox waifu in a glass box at March 15, 2017 02:12 AM (vBeA5)
I'm all creeped out! Is this the Trump Effect made manifest?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 15, 2017 02:13 AM (FtrY1)
signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my
clumsy romantic advances.
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the American women i've known over the years tend to just use "The Nice Guy" speech...
"Hey red, you're a really nice guy...."
followed by either "...and a great friend..." or "...but..."
yeah, i've heard that a whole lot over the years. if i were to wind up single again, which i already kinda am, i'm not sure i'd even bother ever looking again.
at least not here in Lost Angels
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 02:16 AM (FZZXd)
Posted by: socalcon at March 15, 2017 02:19 AM (WAnre)
I can see her now, "Oh yeah? Prove their NOT!"
Posted by: socalcon at March 15, 2017 02:19 AM (WAnre)
What a stupid time to be alive...
Posted by: The Unstoopid Hat at March 15, 2017 02:22 AM (vBeA5)
Been called a lot of things, but 'angel' has never been one of them.
Valkyrie is more apt.
Posted by: SMFH at March 15, 2017 02:30 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: The Udon Hat at March 15, 2017 02:36 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 02:45 AM (VKvfp)
Nicola Sturgeon abandons bid to remain in EU as poll shows record level of Euroscepticism in Scotland
http://bit.ly/2mr2M1m
Posted by: The Kilted Hat at March 15, 2017 02:49 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:51 AM (IcT7t)
Nice to see Scotland getting its senses. Nobody should want to be in the EU.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 15, 2017 03:03 AM (J+mig)
I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note. So I called her, and I said "Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, of Star Trek. I'm doing a convention in Indianapolis. I want to see you there." I saw her, boy I'm telling you, I couldn't believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously, she wasn't going to the right people. Anyhow, I said to her, "I'm doing a convention two weeks from now, in St. Louis. And two weeks after...she also came to New York. She was obviously able to afford to come to these places. And this went on for two or three years. Maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her. And then all of a sudden, nothing. I didn't hear anything. I had no idea what was happening, because I never really saved her address. Eight years later, I get a letter saying, "I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me. Because I just got my Master's Degree in Electronic Engineering." You know, to me, that's the best thing I've ever done in my life. And it brings tears to my eyes every time I even talk about the story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2017 03:16 AM (VdICR)
Harrumph! I like steak and a blowjob day better!
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 15, 2017 03:26 AM (VY2sw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:27 AM (VKvfp)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 15, 2017 03:27 AM (VY2sw)
used these as guideposts in my dealings with the fairer sex.
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pretty sure Mace goes in there between "slap" and "stun gun"...
that's what my friend said.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:29 AM (VKvfp)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 15, 2017 03:30 AM (VY2sw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:30 AM (VKvfp)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 15, 2017 03:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
GooGoodmorninghorde
Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 15, 2017 03:40 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:43 AM (VKvfp)
In short, once again, I am not amused.
FYAVFMYFFFPOFFFFF;... never mind.
Posted by: somejoe at March 15, 2017 03:52 AM (bEHhv)
https://twitter.com/_icze4r/ status/841870344906543104
Posted by: The Udon Hat
That word was used for food first; it just means to pour broth or soup on something. Pr0n borrowed the word. Probably because when you have a pictographic language, it's easier to borrow existing words than to make up new ones.
...
Stoopid daylight savings time, I should not still be awake at this hour.
Stoopid me, also, since I shouldn't have been awake an hour ago, either. Guess I'll go see if I can force myself to sleep.
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2017 04:14 AM (JmGsr)
Posted by: Artie Johnson at March 15, 2017 05:16 AM (bEHhv)
Still snowed in. It's frustrating because one side of my building, the side where my windows are, faces a major road that is, just barely, passable. So I'm looking out at *some* traffic. But, the minor side street on the other side of my building, the side that our driveways enter out onto, is completely impassable. And both driveways leading to it are chest-high with drifts. And our lot itself is over knee-high, and even higher where the drifts are.
Sedans are buried up to the roofs in drifts. Larger trucks and SUVs, like my Jeep, are buried up to the doors.
On top of all that, it hasn't stopped snowing for 24 freakin hours now, which is why we can't really get plowed out. They did try yesterday but we're getting dumped on so fast, and the drifts are so high, their efforts were wiped out within an hour. At this point I think everybody is just waiting for it to stop f'ing snowing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 05:32 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 05:32 AM (ul9CR)
Every time I read something like that, I understand why my parents decided that the subtropics were the place to be.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 15, 2017 05:35 AM (J+mig)
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nope: it was 95* plus here Sunday and Monday, and mid-80s here yesterday, with the same due today.
what is this "snow" you speak of?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 05:36 AM (VKvfp)
But none of that really matters since we can't get out anyway. Sucky part is, I work from home so I don't even get any free days off.
Wish I had some brandy or something. I'm not usually much of a drinker but I wouldn't mind some on hand right now.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 05:43 AM (ul9CR)
schadenboner status: Collapsium
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:43 AM (VKvfp)
Enjoying this story, but distressed that her popularity is soaring. That means that a awful lot of people believe everything she says!
Couple of feet of snow here, hope the snowblower starts later...
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2017 05:55 AM (PLCSu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:30 AM (VKvfp
Global warming. Ugh!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 15, 2017 06:19 AM (02ar8)
But I get it. Speaking generally, not specifically to the tax returns issue. When Obama won his first election I retreated to the "comfort food" shows and blogs for several months. We have them, they have them. The Left is retreating to theirs like many righties did to ours after an election that scared us. Our reasons, and shows/blogs, are better though.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 06:20 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 06:21 AM (ul9CR)
I don't think he's thought this through all the way.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 15, 2017 06:22 AM (d76uN)
Got home around 3.00pm or so, changed clothes and started up the snowblower. The snow was about 7-8 inches deep at that point and just turning over to snow, so it took me a couple of hours to do the driveway, side entrance and front entrance of Stately Poppins Manor and by the time I was done, all of my "weatherproof" clothes were soaking wet.
I thought I should make another sweep before I went to bed, but the wind was howling and I was too tired.
Got up at 3.00am this morning. Rain and snow had hardened to ice. Damned plows had been by and blocked me in. Took me another two hours of chopping up ice-snow packs before I could run the snowblower through them, and I still wasn't finished before I had to shower and leave for work.
I work for two doctors. One took yesterday off because of the storm. The other is taking today off because she was in yesterday.
Me? I'm here every damned day.
It's 6.33am and I want to go home!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2017 06:25 AM (X6fMO)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2017 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 15, 2017 06:22 AM (d76uN)
It's genetic...synapse deficiency.
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2017 06:26 AM (x9c8r)
It's 6.33am and I want to go home!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2017 06:25 AM (X6fMO)
18 degrees here. Me no likey. But only 3/4 inch of snow which was mostly gone by yesterday afternoon as it warmed to just 32 degrees but nice sunshine for a few hours.
We should be in the garden planting taters and onions by now. Every season is different.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 15, 2017 06:29 AM (02ar8)
Or a jet engine used as a snow melter. http://tinyurl.com/hbom6uy. short clip.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2017 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2017 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 09:22 AM (Phln5)
Your riposte to that old chestnut "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" was a welcome relief.
"Practice" is INDEED doing the same thing over and over again, expecting better results.
So, thank you. Einstein may have been smart, but his one-liners aren't ALWAYS the Smug Final Absolutes that
web-commenters believe they are.
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