Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/14/17) Another Tuesday Edition

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Did you celebrate today?


Tomorrow? National Husband Day.


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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. Thomas Sowell


Quote II

Those who made and endorsed our Constitution knew man's nature, and it is to their ideas, rather than to the temptations of utopia, that we must ask that our judges adhere. Robert Bork


Quote III

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein


Someone is celebrating a birthday today. Albert Einstein, born on this day 1879.


The NFL encourages youth to play 60 minutes a day. We encourage office workers to get up and move. Our educators teachers should be encouraging exercise. Want to raise successful boys? Get them up and moving.

Now researchers say that mistake leads us into a three-pronged, perfect storm of problems:

1. We overprotect kids, trying to keep them safe from all physical dangers--which ultimately increases their likelihood of real health issues.

2. We inhibit children's academic growth (especially among boys), because the lack of physical activity makes it harder for them to concentrate.

3. When they fail to conform quietly to this low-energy paradigm, we over-diagnose or even punish kids for reacting the way they're naturally built to react.


The Left. They continue to look ridiculous.

How to louse up a date, 1948.


Are you a betting Moron? Be careful when you're in Idaho.

As you may recall, last April the organizers of the “Arena-Weina Extravaganza” were forced to cancel the dachshund race that is usually the highlight of that event after somebody pointed out that “live dog racing” is illegal in Idaho and so conducting such a race would be a felony. This is probably true, although the statute is not very clear and no one disputes that it was intended to ban pari-mutuel greyhound racing, not annual wiener-dog exhibition races on which no money is wagered. Still, the law’s the law, or at least the fear that someone would take that position effectively killed the event, disappointing many humans and protecting no dogs.


The God's must be crazy.

Half a dozen years or ago, I had a Facebook page at the insistence of female friends, who told me I had to have a Facebook page. It did not last long as my life is not interesting and the lives of my friends are not interesting either. What killed the idea for me was that I kept seeing posts for “I Fucking Love Science!” and they were always from people with no math or science. The posts themselves were never really about science either. Instead, they were usually about confirming some belief bubbling up on the Left.


Fight For $15 meet Flippy McBurger Flipper.

Prove that you are a better hire than Flippy.


Move over Valu-Rite. How about Pee on the rocks? Or Pee neat?

If you thought gulping down a green juice was hard, the newest way to drink yourself to health will really knock your socks off. Urotherapy — a traditional therapy involving one’s own urine — is being embraced by the trend-setting health crowd. But is it likely that many of us will be swapping our smoothies for our own personal pitcher of pee?

What's next, the literal shit sammich?


The ONT Musical Interlude

Two-fer Tuesday Morons.



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Sunday night The ONT covered submarines. Once again submarines are in the news. Boaty McBoatface is going on an Antarctic mission.

Boaty, which has arguably one of the most famous names in recent maritime history, is a new type of autonomous underwater vehicle (AUV), which will be able to travel under ice, reach depths of 6,000 metres, and transmit the data it collects to researchers via a radio link.

Its mission will be to investigate water flow and turbulence in the dark depths of the Orkney Passage, a 3.5km deep region of the Southern Ocean. The data it collects will help scientists understand how the ocean is responding to global warming.


While the GOP spends its time stepping on their dicks (Obamacare Repeal) Scott Pruitt, EPA Administrator, makes sense about regarding global warming.

Except now he’s done it. In a CNBC interview, the host asked, “Do you believe that it’s been proven that CO2 is the primary control knob for climate?” Pruitt answered: “No, I think that measuring with precision human activity on the climate is something very challenging to do, and there’s tremendous disagreement about the degree of impact. So no, I would not agree that it’s a primary contributor to the global warming that we see. But we don’t know that yet. We need to continue the debate and continue the review and the analysis.”


Are graduates from Southern Illinois University Too f*cking stupid to hire?

Campus Reform reports Southern Illinois University will soon host a month-long series of “nap-ins” to help guide students on their “internal journey to diversity.”

According to The Daily Egyptian, the Illinois college will offer four two-hour napping sessions for interested students who would like to “internally generate” “dreams of diversity.”
“The nap-ins are part of the internal journey to diversity. All dreams start while sleeping.” Tweet This

“The nap-ins are part of the internal journey to diversity. All dreams start while sleeping,” explained Marissa Amposta, student coordinator of the event, noting that her nap-ins will take place in the rotunda of the campus library, and that students will be able to share their dreams on a fabric scroll displayed nearby.

Your humble Cob remembers when sleeping at school was highly frowned upon. Usually with a cuff along side the head.


More Bullshit from our "Institutions of Higher Learning".Asao B. Inoue, University of Washington-Tacoma.

Antiracist writing assessment ecologies explicitly pay close attention to the relationships that make up the ecology, relationships among people, discourses, judgments, artifacts created and circulated. They ask students to reflect upon them, negotiate them, and construct them......

It might just be too late to read all of this gobblity-gook.


To Line or Not To Line? The ultimate bathroom question.

In tonight's For F*cks Sake segment,meet the "Brown Shirts of The WIAA. It was OK for them to sign the Scott Walker recall petition. But, they can't let a young child celebrate with his older sister. Give us a freakin' break.

Those that do, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't teach, work at the WIAA.


“You can’t have this, you want this, you’ve never had anything like this.”Genius Award Winner.


What else is there to do? Besides being Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Prohibitions.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 I feel gray.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 09:53 PM (zklum)

2 *Plants flag

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)

3 Yeahhhhh!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 09:54 PM (EnKk6)

4 Fuuuuuu...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)

5 th

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 09:55 PM (gwPgz)

6 It's not got much grey in it...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:55 PM (kP16F)

7 FRANCE: Conservative presidential cand François Fillon indicted today for public corruption, to appear in court tomorrow; not quitting race.

https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/841656308969406464

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (vBeA5)

8 Twatth!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (b7fwp)

9 Boxed in?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (P/kVC)

10 "National Husband Day"

Got mine right here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)

11 6 It's not got much grey in it...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 09:55 PM (kP16F)

Oh but it did.
The barrel almost had me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (voOPb)

12 I thought it was National Pi Day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (LTHVh)

13 Ah, yaaassss..... fresh new ONT smel....

...damn, with a whiff of barrel. Go figure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (v5iqM)

14 Sold a guy a bunch of Kinks LPs, today.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (Gbk/a)

15 Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Practice: doing the same thing over and over again and getting better.

Posted by: working on the solo to Sweet Child O' Mine at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (wpC7C)

16 Tomorrow night, Maddow has Trump's third grade book report on My Pet Horse and sees foreshadowing of his Nazism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)

17 So, tomorrow is National Husband Day, and our 31st anniversary.

Also, check out Drudge. Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (PY9jH)

18 Line in the men's room?

That is what sinks are for.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (P/kVC)

19 Did you celebrate today?

I'm eating potato chips right now, so whoopee.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

20 To Line or Not To Line? The ultimate bathroom question.

Hover.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (LTHVh)

21 I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 09:59 PM (KgpWR)

22 Evening ' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t)

23 Happy Pi Day!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13195

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 09:59 PM (vBeA5)

24 Euthanasia in Nevada: Life Coming Up Snake Eyes

The Nevada Legislature is considering SB261, that lets doctors proscribe death as an acceptable medical treatment.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13202

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (vBeA5)

25 Well, I'm off to bed. In all seriousness, have a funeral reception to plan for.

Third one this month. Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (PY9jH)

26 We weren't in love oh no far from it
We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Living by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, the alley, the trusty woods
I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR)

27 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Prohibitions.

I think a shorter list would be what's not prohibited.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

28 Isn't today supposed to be another "Special Day"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (bQxkN)

29 Well, I'm off to bed. In all seriousness, have a funeral reception to plan for.

Third one this month. Later, all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Right there with you Jane.

Much love , darlin.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (KgpWR)

30 National Husband's Day on the Ides of March...coincidence?

There are no coincidences!

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (hUf3d)

31 Flippy McBurger Flipper: awesome burger
Rachel Maddow: nothingburger

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (TixTl)

32 "All dreams start while sleeping"

Well, I dunno about that. If I think about something deeply enough before I fall asleep, sometimes I can generate a fucked-up twist on it in my dream life.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)

33 Now I want potato chips.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (8HGb7)

34 They'll be slipping into darkness, slipping out of sight
All through the midnight
Watch 'em come and watch 'em go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 10:02 PM (gwPgz)

35 How I louse up a date - by showing up.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)

36 Boaty McBoatface probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

Talk about a joke with no legs.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

37 So......what happened with tax returns bit on Madcows show?

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (nDcc3)

38 Hi dear Miss Miley!

Hope you are doing well.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (KgpWR)

39 I see Bob Ceegar wont be making the ONT Musical Interlude anytime soon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)

40 The flame broiler conveyer belt at BK seems to cook burgers well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (LTHVh)

41 The two 1040 pages shown have a "Client Copy" stamp. Evidence that it didn't come form the IRS. Trump himself?

Hannity is beating on "NBC's Corporate Jihad."

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (bQxkN)

42 Holy shit Maddow is a fucking idiot on every level imaginable.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (2qHjF)

43
I think Donald Trump just won reelection tonight, thanks to msnbc.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (BJR66)

44 Re: the IFLS crowd.
Science march people posted "science: we hold these truths to be self evident" picture.

Clearly words aren't their strong suit

Posted by: Tsrblke at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (dzmBR)

45 Well, I never thought I'd say this, but Rachel Maddow finally has a big bust.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

46 >>her nap-ins will take place in the rotunda of the campus library

Hey. Hey. Hey! This is library! No napping here.

You go now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (/tuJf)

47
Status of the fake mystery of Donald Trump's tax returns is now: OVER

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (BJR66)

48 Potato chips?

No.

But Milady did make a strawberry pi. Currently still cooling....

Posted by: mindful webworker - nom nom nominally at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (hGZJP)

49 Potato chips are like sex.

You can't eat just one, but if you eat more than a handful you've eaten too many.


I have no idea what that has to do with sex.

I just couldn't think of a thing that potato chips are like.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

50 wasn't Rachel Maddow a rowed scholar?

Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (b7fwp)

51 18 Line in the men's room?

That is what sinks are for.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 09:58 PM (P/kVC)

I have done this. Not my finest moment, but when you gotta go ya gotta go.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (0mRoj)

52 33 Now I want potato chips.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2017 10:01 PM (8HGb7)


They're high in carbs. Think of the GAINZZZ, man!

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

53 Record snowfall in my area! Avalanche in not too-far-away Tunk-a-knock, Pennsyltucky... Keeping the tarmac clear at teh Zettaibunker with a 26 year-old snowblower... That is all.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (kP16F)

54 I have done this. Not my finest moment, but when you gotta go ya gotta go.

Did you move the dishes first?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:06 PM (LTHVh)

55 37 So......what happened with tax returns bit on Madcows show?
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (nDcc3)

Going to be an early night for Trump.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)

56
msnbc just took all the mystery and intrigue out of the Left's silly tax return boogie man

It's over. It is now a dead issue. Thanks, msnbc!

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (BJR66)

57 Chips are for chicks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (EZebt)

58
I remember standing on the corner at midnight
Trying to get my courage up
There was this long lovely dancer in a little club downtown
I loved to watch her do her stuff
Through the long lonely nights she filled my sleep
Her body softly swaying to that smoky beat
Down on Mainstreet

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (LTHVh)

59 Night , people in a box.

And don't forget your booties, cuz it's cold out there tonight.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:07 PM (KgpWR)

60 As you may recall, last April the organizers of the Arena Weina Extravaganza were forced to cancel the dachshund race that is usually the highlight of that event after somebody pointed out that live dog racing is illegal in Idaho and so conducting such a race would be a felony.

So some bigmouth had to bring up something that no one, including law enforcement, would have cared about.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

61 What's the big deal about listing in the sink?

It's like the shower only higher

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (voOPb)

62 Hold that, hold that, hold that line...3.14159!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (qUNWi)

63 I've seen a lot of rock shows because of a misspent youth.

One of the best was The Kinks at Asbury Park NJ Convention Hall in 1977.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (bQxkN)

64 Potatoe chips are like sex: When they're good, they're very good. When they're bad, they're still quite good?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:09 PM (kP16F)

65 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

Prohibitions
Liberals can't stand for anyone to have fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:09 PM (voOPb)

66 National Husband Day, eh?

I clicked on it.

MisHum, you're a card.

Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (sBOL1)

67 E to the x, dy dx!
E to the x, dx!
Secant, cosine, tangent, sine!
3.14159!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (0mRoj)

68 So......what happened with tax returns bit on Madcows show?
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They proved Trump pays a higher tax rate than Romney, Obama, or Comcast.

Which I think is not the meme they wanted.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (3Liv/)

69 Chips are like sex - you can buy them both.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

70 1. We overprotect kids, trying to keep them safe from all physical dangers--which ultimately increases their likelihood of real health issues.
====

My parents had only two rules for me growing up in 1970s NY. 1) Don't call us from jail, we're not coming for you. 2) Don't go above 92nd St.

Other than that, I was free-range.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (EZebt)

71 Kettle cooked BBQ chips.


::num::

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (qUNWi)

72 Chips are not like sex - chips I can get.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

73 Milo just put up a post on Facebutt:

"Trump just won 2020."

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (3myMJ)

74 >> The Kinks at Asbury Park NJ Convention Hall in 1977.


Awesome.

You can keep your Beatles and your Stones.

I'll take The Kinks, every time.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (Gbk/a)

75 What passes for "Journalism" in 2017:

Celebs Can't Wait to Watch Rachel Maddow Reveal Trump's Tax Returns - Read Tweets!

Celebrities React: Donald Trump Tax Returns Revealed By Rachel Maddow

Twitter freaks out as Rachel Maddow reveals she has Trump's 2005 tax return

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (TixTl)

76

I think Donald Trump just won reelection tonight, thanks to msnbc.
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I hope so.

He's getting no help from the dullards in congress.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (3Liv/)

77
so the fake conservative in France is in deep legal trouble?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (BJR66)

78 It's EBL on teh ONT!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (kP16F)

79 >>Chips are not like sex


This.

The Cost is clearly printed on a bag of chips.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (Gbk/a)

80 The two 1040 pages shown have a "Client Copy" stamp. Evidence that it didn't come form the IRS. Trump himself?



Hannity is beating on "NBC's Corporate Jihad."
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:04 PM (bQxkN)


2 pages?

What, Trump filed a 1040-EZ?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (WQX/u)

81 They proved Trump pays a higher tax rate than Romney, Obama, or Comcast.

Which I think is not the meme they wanted.

*****************************

Trump only paid 25% in taxes proving he ripped off the IRS and also proves he's not a billionaire because he only made $150 million!!!111111111

Posted by: The Left at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (NGRTR)

82
Milo just put up a post on Facebutt:

"Trump just won 2020."


As usual, I said it here first.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (BJR66)

83 Chips are not like sex - chips I can get.

In fairness, you're paying for the chips.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)

84 Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 10:12 PM (Gbk/a)

So, you approve of tonight's musical interlude, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (voOPb)

85 #63 I saw The Kinks in my hometown in 1971 right across from the high school. All I really remember was "Lola" because, "Lola."

http://tinyurl.com/hucp98a

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (tHwdc)

86 83 Chips are not like sex - chips I can get.

In fairness, you're paying for the chips.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)

And I can sometimes get two for one.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)

87 The Nevada Legislature is considering SB261, that lets doctors proscribe death as an acceptable medical treatment.

-
Can we suggest prospective "patients".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)

88 and then her sister got naked, and laid on the floor

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:15 PM (LTHVh)

89 Campus Reform reports Southern Illinois University will soon host a month-long series of nap ins to help guide students on their internal journey to diversity.

Yea. A college activity for lazy asses.
Also, who the hell gets paid to think up this stupid shit?
This sounds like something from a Dilbert cartoon if Dilbert worked at a college.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

90 Other than that, I was free-range.


Hah...I was a free range kid too. Loved it.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:16 PM (qUNWi)

91 As usual, I said it here first.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (BJR66)

Yes, the drone saw him leaving your place.
..l<:^)

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:17 PM (3myMJ)

92 In England french fries are chips and chips are crisps.


Those English are retards.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:17 PM (qUNWi)

93 Crud! It looks like my big trespassing, loitering, moto-cross on the playing fields, fence jumping mini bike racing model airplane, swearing, drinking, rifle shooting, archery on horseback graffiti golf tournament extravaganza this weekend is going to have to find a different venue.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (wPiJc)

94 While salt and vinegar potato chips are pretty good, S&V pork rinds not so much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (LTHVh)

95 Tommy Gimler on this "Crave" clickbait site, on that WIAA piece of clickbait about the girl and her brother, in conclusion:

Let's be honest: Next to Wisconsinites doing their part to see a Trump White House come to fruition, this is next in line as the most embarrassing and ridiculous thing to come out of the Badger State this decade.

Let me be even more honest, Mr Gimler. (Should I call you that?)

Go fuck yourself, Mr Gimler, in your stupid butthole, with an automatic eggbeater.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

96 Urotherapy?

Some wiseass is mega-trolling the hipsters again. Must be the same guy what started the placenta-eating trend.

He'll have them making pants out of their hair clippings, next.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (adsVM)

97 The Kinks had a lot of range and a lot creativity. You Really Got me is ur-punk. But the same group could do a song like Celluloid Heroes.

I read a Ray Davies book, which was good. He got shot by a mugger in New Orleans while protecting his woman, and nearly died. The mugger got off because Ray was on tour and couldn't testify

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (bQxkN)

98 The state brown shirts are a symptom of WHY people voted for Trump. That and photo ID to vote.

Posted by: Deathknyte at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (YAvhY)

99 I needed a nap-in this afternoon. However, my boss would not have reacted well if I had told her at the end of the day, "Those policy revisions you wanted me to make? Well, I decided that I needed to put my head on the desk and dream of diversity instead."

Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (P8951)

100 I've watched Maddow's concerning show tonight and I'm very concerned that Drumpf's tax issue is going to sink him in 2020, regardless of what else happens.

I've incorporated this concerning data into my concerning-poll-data synthesizer machine and have come up with my predicted concerning results for 2020:

Revived Hillary: 99.8%
Drumpf: -69.9%
Evan McMuffin: 0.2%

If this concerning trend holds, Trump is going to have an early Tuesday night.

Posted by: Davy Veneral (who is especially concerned) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (E/ibL)

101 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

As a former wiaa official I have no use for deb hauser and the other rule freaks who work there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)

102 I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)

103
I wish I was clever. And I wish you guys were clevah too.

Because if we were clever, we would already have created a mock file of Maddow's trump tax returns.

For instance: in the column for gross wages, we'd put "Bigly." And for Co-Filer, we'd put: Putin, Vladimir.


We'd create the Tax Return that the Left *wants to see.*

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (BJR66)

104 Hi dear Miss Miley!

Hope you are doing well.




Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 10:03 PM (KgpWR)

Hi Mort! Well indeed, thanks!
Check your email later, got a thing for ya

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)

105
These people on the Left are so easy to fuck with.
But we lack the ambition and skillz to do so...

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:22 PM (BJR66)

106 I sing American song "This Could Be the Start of Something Big." Okay?

Posted by: Marine LePen at March 14, 2017 10:22 PM (97XyN)

107 Milo trolling Maddow on FB:

Old Maddow quote: "So much of my political involvement is tied up in me being a big dyke."

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (3myMJ)

108 Check your email later, got a thing for ya


Hey now.......

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)

109 Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 10:10 PM (sBOL1)

You clicked? How frightend were you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (voOPb)

110 >>These people on the Left are so easy to fuck with.
But we lack the ambition and skillz to do so...

Why bother? They are fucking with themselves better than we ever could.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (/tuJf)

111 when we mess with the Left on the "neutral" forums they post on, the "neutral" moderators ban us.

I don't expect my response to Gimler will last long on the Crave site. I might have called him "purveyor of clickbait and licker of window"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)

112 >>>Move over Valu-Rite. How about Pee on the rocks? Or Pee neat?
If you thought gulping down a green juice was hard, the newest way to drink yourself to health will really knock your socks off. Urotherapy -- a traditional therapy involving one's own urine -- is being embraced by the trend-setting health crowd. But is it likely that many of us will be swapping our smoothies for our own personal pitcher of pee?<<<




You like-a tha juice?

Posted by: Petros' Pisseria at March 14, 2017 10:25 PM (Tstsj)

113 National Husband Day, eh?
I clicked on it.
MisHum, you're a card.
Posted by: bluebell

If a man is no longer married,
is he still wrong?

Posted by: hambone at March 14, 2017 10:25 PM (3hIZX)

114 These people on the Left are so easy to fuck with.

Just coming up with the idea gives you 80% of the pleasure of doing it. Do you really want to work for that last 20%?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:25 PM (LTHVh)

115 64 Potatoe chips are like sex: When they're good, they're very good. When they're bad, they're still quite good?


Dan Quayle? Is that you?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 14, 2017 10:26 PM (02ar8)

116 >>>I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)<<<




Just getting warmed up.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at March 14, 2017 10:26 PM (Tstsj)

117 That Marcus Junius Brutus guy, he's awesome. I know he's always got my back

Posted by: gaius julius caesar at March 14, 2017 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

118 May the farce be with you.

- Rachel Madcow

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)

119 101: i'm with you, MisHum. the wiaa is for revenue generation.

time to realign the conferences again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

120 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 14, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs)

121 So, if it's OK for MSM to solicit tax returns, can the so-called "alt-right" solicit the tax returns for Madcow, John Podesta, Huma, Chelsea C. and so on?

It's all fair, right? And there won't be any prosecutions, so... why not?

Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (FkAXz)

122
Based on the sign, then, Mister Ed is not welcome here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (v1g1+)

123 Those English are retards.
Posted by: eleven


It's true.

It took them 200 years to beat the Dutch.

The Dutch. The freaky-deaky Dutch.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (4YGWz)

124 Me Chinese.
Me pray joke.
Me put pee-pee in your Coke.
That'rr be 25 dorrar.

Posted by: Yur-In Luk Chinese Restaurant at March 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Tstsj)

125
116 >>>I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)

On the rocks? Some like it hot!

Posted by: Cat pee at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (02ar8)

126 Crud! It looks like my big trespassing, loitering, moto-cross on the playing fields, fence jumping mini bike racing model airplane, swearing, drinking, rifle shooting, archery on horseback graffiti golf tournament extravaganza this weekend is going to have to find a different venue.
Posted by: Muldoon


Relax. Didn't say nothin' 'bout playing tennis with a shillelagh !

Posted by: Adriane the Prohibition Critic ... at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (AoK0a)

127 "I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago."

It's old. Berry old.

Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (97XyN)

128 love the kinks. livin on a thin line is about as good as it gets.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (KP5rU)

129
To Line or Not To Line? The ultimate bathroom question.


The proper terminology is "ass gaskets". Do try to read the memos.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (v1g1+)

130 90 Other than that, I was free-range.


Hah...I was a free range kid too. Loved it.
Posted by: eleven


My best friend and I had horses, so we ranged far and wide.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

131 Flash email traffic - 7.62X51 (.308 Win) 147 Grain FMJ Lead Core M80 Ball Ammunition is now back in stock at FedArm. $223.99 for 500.

http://bit.ly/2mY4D0K

I like this as an affordable brass cased lead core reload. I have run it through the Beretta M59 with good results.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (LTHVh)

132 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:30 PM (v1g1+)

Honestly, I don't recall that one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (voOPb)

133 Uncle Mo said it is halal to drink camel piss...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (kP16F)

134 MSNBC: The Best Fake News In the Business

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)

135 Check your email later, got a thing for ya
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)

---
lucky bastard...

x:

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:33 PM (FZZXd)

136 Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:11 PM (EZebt)

Did you get your fake ID in Times Square, or was it just not necessary?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (rF0hx)

137 :X

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (FZZXd)

138 Yeah, the Kinks are great.

But I'm not. Damn, coming down with a cold.

Forced myself to drink some apple cider vinegar and chew a garlic clove. Both are gross, but the vinegar is worst. But it's worked for me before....

Goodnight horde, I don't want to stay up and breathe on this thread, because after the garlic, you'd all pass out.

Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (P8951)

139
That Marcus Junius Brutus guy, he's awesome. I know he's always got my back
Posted by: gaius julius caesar


Brutus was just anti gaius.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

140
Just coming up with the idea gives you 80% of the pleasure of doing it. Do you really want to work for that last 20%?

I think it might return some smug gratification.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:35 PM (BJR66)

141 smiley #Fail


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (FZZXd)

142 Posted by: Donna tanned, but not completely rested and ampersands&&&&and so there at March

Vitaminwater c
& echinecia

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)

143 So proposing a fine for masturbating is like serious policy and stuff right guys?

Posted by: Texas Democrats at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (aZq03)

144 I bet Trump fed that tax return to Madcow.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 10:37 PM (97XyN)

145 Steak and a BJ Day gets no respect.

Fie on Pi.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2017 10:37 PM (xpfRn)

146
That's why I need an Asian Assistant for purely internet trolling purposes.

If I could get my hands on a Korean or a kid in China or somewhere with internet skillz, I'd be King.

I'd make my Asian kid whip up fake tax returns and mail them to every single fake news reporter.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:38 PM (BJR66)

147 I bet Trump fed that tax return to Madcow.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 10:37 PM (97XyN)


How sweet that would be!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 10:38 PM (gwPgz)

148 so the fake conservative in France is in deep legal trouble?
***
In fairness I think he is pretty conservative by French standards.

Of course Le Pen makes Trump look like Bush 43 on immigration...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2017 10:38 PM (aZq03)

149 I never had a bag of chips that I spent the next 18 years paying for.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (TixTl)

150 If I could get my hands on a Korean or a kid in China or somewhere with internet skillz, I'd be King.


They're 3 for a dollar at the Asian Market.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (LTHVh)

151 Oh My. This Amy Schumer Netflix Leather Special is a career killer. Worst standup I've ever seen. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (3cOA7)

152 97 The Kinks had a lot of range and a lot creativity. You Really Got me is ur-punk. But the same group could do a song like Celluloid Heroes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:20 PM (bQxkN)


Also Waterloo Sunset, one of my all-time favorites.

https://youtu.be/N_MqfF0WBsU

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (nvMvs)

153
They're 3 for a dollar at the Asian Market.

Good value, I'd say.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (BJR66)

154 In fairness, you're paying for the chips.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)
---
let's be honest: whether married, single or with a prostitute, you're paying for sex, so what's the difference?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (FZZXd)

155
Love The Kinks. Love these two selections. Thanks, MH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (v1g1+)

156 You know what *I* want to see - a bulging sweaty Amy Schumer in leather!!

Posted by: someone really, really hard up at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

157 The Little Dutch Boy put his finger in the Big Dyke

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (ZGlQ9)

158 It would be very funny if the MSNBC mailroom was overwhelmed with fake tax returns claiming to be Trump's

At about the 1000'th they'd start throwing them into dumpsters until one of the legal department would make them pull them out and shred them all for fear some real information was leaking out too.

We should start a "fake returns for Rachel" movement

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (WQX/u)

159
I just paid someone from Pakistan $5 to create a logo for me.



Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (BJR66)

160 121 So, if it's OK for MSM to solicit tax returns, can the so-called "alt-right" solicit the tax returns for Madcow, John Podesta, Huma, Chelsea C. and so on?

It's all fair, right? And there won't be any prosecutions, so... why not?
Posted by: shibumi


Even better, let's reveal the tax returns of liberal humanitarians like George Clooney, Alec Baldwin, Leo DiCaprio, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck, and Matt Damon. I'd love to know what they manage to use as deductions.

I also want to know what Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea have managed to charge to that slush fund/foundation in chartered jets, hotel rooms, restaurants, booze, and other assorted "expenses".

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

161 I've never had a bag of chips scream out someone else's name while I was eating it...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (kP16F)

162
We should start a "fake returns for Rachel" movement

Yes we should.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (BJR66)

163 I just paid someone from Pakistan $5 to create a logo for me.


You're crushing someone's American Dream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (LTHVh)

164
151 Oh My. This Amy Schumer Netflix Leather Special is a career killer. Worst standup I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (3cOA7)


Amy and Rachel should team up for the Leather and Tax Returns Comedy Extravaganza and take it on the road.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)

165 RE: Nap-ins

Pretty much an indictment not of the students but of the "professors" too incompetent to do a real job and of a "University" too corrupt to fulfill a mission.

But I'd still indict the students as well for being too foolish to waste time/money they're going to need if they ever matriculate. Their impending unemployment is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (1CroS)

166 CBD, those were the days no one cared. The drinking age was 18, and if you looked at least 16 and didn't act like a shmuck, You could get in almost anywhere you wanted to go.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (EZebt)

167 1040EZ: The Movie

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (LTHVh)

168 The IRS wouldn't have a "client copy".

Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)

169 He's your oldest and your best friend
If you need him, he'll be there again.
He's always willing to be second-best
A perfect lodger, a perfect guest...

Evening, genuii!

Posted by: booknlass at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (8mO0Q)

170 Leather and Tax Returns

Thought that was the whole point of the IRS

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

171
You're crushing someone's American Dream.

Heehee, it's funny cuz it's true!

American Graphic Designers hardest hit.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (BJR66)

172 I never had a bag of chips that I spent the next 18 years paying for.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (TixTl)

======

That's why you pay them for some version of sex. They leave right away.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (GK4Ia)

173 fill out the #FakeTrumpReturns using the different SSN's Barry the Dimwitted is known to have used in the past...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (FZZXd)

174 Form D: This time, it's personal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (LTHVh)

175 And his banks would for lines of credit.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (3myMJ)

176 You clicked? How frightend were you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------

Not at all, or I wouldn't have clicked!

I thought you were serious. Silly me.

I guess I should thank you for not calling it National Wife Day.

Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)

177
I hate to say this but The People's Cube is way cooler and cleverer than us.

They actually create funny shit.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (BJR66)

178 23 Happy Pi Day!


Mmmmmmm, pumpkin pi!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (hscyr)

179 The 'two pages' thing makes it sound like it may have been from Trump.

All the juice is in the schedule C's and K-1's.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (3myMJ)

180 It's PIE day, Morons:

3.14

Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (q177U)

181 They actually create funny shit.

We talk about creating funny shit. That has to count for something,

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (LTHVh)

182 You can get chips whenever you want. Sex, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

183 Ha. From Drudge.

Tax rates

MSNBC Comcast 24%

Obama 19%

Bernie 13%


Even when they steal his taxes he punks them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (/tuJf)

184 In honor of your "No Sign." http://tinyurl.com/k6gq257

Posted by: Locke Common at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (5Fa12)

185

We talk about creating funny shit. That has to count for something,


I'd like to think so...

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (BJR66)

186 I'd take the article about the gods must be crazy more seriously if there wasn't a fucking apostrophe in the title! What happened in the last three decades that people can't punctuate correctly. Never mind. Rhetorical question.

Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (vhW1R)

187
You can get chips whenever you want. Sex, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

---
how did you hurt your hand?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (FZZXd)

188 You can get chips whenever you want. Sex, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

=======

This depends on your budget.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (GK4Ia)

189 From Drudge:

During a port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in May 2008, for example, five of the Navy officers attended a "raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes," at the Shangri-La Hotel, according to the indictment. The group allegedly drank the hotel's entire supply of Dom Pérignon champagne and rang up expenses exceeding $50,000, which Francis covered in full.

On another port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in February 2007, Francis allegedly hosted a sex party for officers in the MacArthur Suite of the Manila hotel. During the party, "historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts," according to the indictment.

Still wondering how the MacArthur paraphernalia rodgering worked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)

190 The People's Cube is a hoot!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (kP16F)

191 164
151 Oh My. This Amy Schumer Netflix Leather Special is a career killer. Worst standup I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:39 PM (3cOA7)

Amy and Rachel should team up for the Leather and Tax Returns Comedy Extravaganza and take it on the road.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)

I'm getting the feeling that she knows her material sucks for this.

I have not laughed yet. Strange because teh Horde set her up perfectly with the Maddow comment thread.

I'm embarrassed for her. I don't see how she comes back from this.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:48 PM (3cOA7)

192 Still wondering how the MacArthur paraphernalia rodgering worked.

You've seen his pipe, yes? Massive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:48 PM (LTHVh)

193 Windows 10 is informing me that a restart is now required.


Fuck I hate Microsoft.

BBL

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

194 sometimes we just talk about sh!t.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)

195 151 Oh My. This Amy Schumer Netflix Leather Special is a career killer. Worst standup I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe


Worse than the Old Navy commercial where she hawks clothing by wearing an outfit that is too tight and looks terrible on her. Looking like shit in clothes is not a good way to sell clothes.
It's kind of like if a restaurant advertised by showing you pictures of vomit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

196 156 You know what *I* want to see - a bulging sweaty Amy Schumer in leather!!
Posted by: someone really, really hard up at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

Want my Netflix password?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (voOPb)

197 Ceci n'est pas une pipe?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (kP16F)

198
What I like most about what msnbc did tonight is that re-shines the light on that piece of crap in charge of the IRS and his shitty IRS.

I predict Kosiken or whatever his name is, will be fired by the end of the week.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (BJR66)

199 168 The IRS wouldn't have a "client copy".

Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)
Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)

200 how did you hurt your hand?

Taking it for an ultrasound on Thursday.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (6FqZa)

201 Windows X is the work of Satan!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (kP16F)

202 How in the Hell does Amy Schumer get such meaty traps?

She must eat all day and do nothing but shruggs.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (3cOA7)

203 180 It's PIE day, Morons:

3.14
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 10:46 PM (q177U)


Pish-posh, my jolly good man. It's 14.3.

-- That guy from England

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (nvMvs)

204 Seriously, this thing is a deadly weapon banned in 37 states.

http://bit.ly/2mXTm0i

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (LTHVh)

205 sometimes we just talk about sh!t.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)
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and sometimes we just talk shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (FZZXd)

206 You know what *I* want to see - a bulging sweaty Amy Schumer in leather!!
Posted by: someone really, really hard up at March 14, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)


Want my Netflix password?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:49 PM
--

Your quick password offer makes me suspect that leather Amy Schumer is a stick, not a carrot.

Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (FkAXz)

207 Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)

National wife day?

I don't think so
Not here with Mrs. MH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (voOPb)

208 Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2017 10:42 PM (EZebt)

Yup. I grew up at the same time, about 15 miles north of you, and even there nobody gave a shit if you didn't act like an asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (rF0hx)

209 Best line ever in a song "He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week, all for a cuttle and a peck on the check"

Come Dancing!

Was there too many times.

Posted by: Dempsy at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (uJmA9)

210 My working theory is that Trump leaked it. "Client copy" stamp. Trump's been well served by this leak: "he makes a lot of money but pays a lot of taxes." Other leakers wouldn't have done just two pages from one year.

If so, well played sir

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 10:52 PM (bQxkN)

211 Seriously, this thing is a deadly weapon banned in 37 states.

---
Hope Solo would know what to do with that...


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (FZZXd)

212 let's be honest: whether married, single or with a prostitute, you're paying for sex, so what's the difference?
Posted by: redc1c4


You haven't dated me. I give whole new meaning to the term "cheap".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

213 MacArthur killed 28 men with that pipe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (LTHVh)

214 Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 10:51 PM (FkAXz)

Stick?

MOAR like a blob

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (voOPb)

215 Ha. From Drudge.

Tax rates

MSNBC Comcast 24%

Obama 19%

Bernie 13%


Even when they steal his taxes he punks them.

-
Also from Drudge: MSNBC "talent" who have had tax liens filed against them. Rebrun Al, Pissy Chrissy Matthews, several others.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 10:53 PM (Nwg0u)

216 In fairness, you're paying for the chips.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:13 PM (LTHVh)

When DON'T you pay for sex, in one way or another????

Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 10:55 PM (D2vc1)

217
cuddle

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 10:55 PM (v1g1+)

218 It seems there's been an exceptional amount of WINNING today.

I'm not tired of it yet.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 10:57 PM (97XyN)

219 217 Cuddle.

Correction taken. Its my accent

Posted by: Dempsy at March 14, 2017 10:57 PM (uJmA9)

220 Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)

Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)


Well, if was supplied by Trump to a third party, that probably makes it not federal tax information, but if it was supplied by a third party there would be a massive violation of whatever client confidentiality rules there are, and if it were a bank, there may be serious penalties or sanctions involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 10:58 PM (WQX/u)

221 "Cuddle"


Well...okay, but I just want you to know I'm not entirely comfortable with this.

Posted by: German comedian at March 14, 2017 10:59 PM (qUNWi)

222

Kinks - There Is No England Now (Living On a Thin Line)

https://youtu.be/UBasdIOVY7c

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

223 Never mind. Rhetorical question.

Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 10:47 PM (vhW1R)

Good.

Because we don't have editors, and sometimes shit happens.

I'm sure you have never made a minor mistake in your writing, so maybe you can't relate to that.

Maybe they have better punctuation over at Hot Air...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (rF0hx)

224 161 I've never had a bag of chips scream out someone else's name while I was eating it...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (kP16F)
-------------------------
And you don't have to worry about screaming out the wrong name yourself.
Because they are ALL named Chip.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (hCoZK)

225 >>>Cuddle.



Correction taken. Its my accent

Posted by: Dempsy at March 14, 2017 10:57 PM (uJmA9)<<<

The other way sounded kinda fishy.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (Tstsj)

226 "Did you celebrate today?"

Seriously?

Today is 3/14, exactly one month after Valentine's Day and nobody mentioned that it's Steak and You-Know-What Day!


It's as if I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (5c/yd)

227 Go away you funny German person.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (qUNWi)

228 221
"Cuddle"


Well...okay, but I just want you to know I'm not entirely comfortable with this.Posted by: German comedian at March 14, 2017 10:59 PM (qUNWi)



Can we touch your monkey?

Posted by: Sprockets at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kP16F)

229 Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)

Yes, exactly.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (3myMJ)

230 That top photo of the chips has me craving some nice, salty, greasy potato chips. None in the house.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

231 Brian Williams just said that journalists have a first amendment right to break the law.

This is fake news.

Pentagon Papers case was about prior restraint, which would be about Trump stopping Rachel from broadcasting.

Here's the relevant statute:
(3)Other persons. It shall be unlawful for any person to whom any return or return information (as defined in section 6103(b) [26 USCS 6103(b)]) is disclosed in a manner unauthorized by this title thereafter willfully to print or publish in any manner not provided by law any such return or return information. Any violation of this paragraph shall be a felony punishable by a fine in any amount not exceeding $ 5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.

Rachel's defense is that she doesn't know to a certainty that it was an unauthorized disclosure. But she knows better and can be charged and convicted.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (bQxkN)

232 Cali Girl, are you still playing guitar?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (WQX/u)

233 I've never had a bag of chips scream out someone else's name while I was eating it...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 10:41 PM (kP16F)

Oh dear God LOL.

Which reminded me, I've never had a bag of chips scream out it's dead husband's name while I was having my way with it either.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (D2vc1)

234 must kill humans
must kill humans

Posted by: a sleeping flippy mcburger at March 14, 2017 11:02 PM (nlbfN)

235 I slept with your wife!!!

Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (nlbfN)

236 Oh boy...microsoft is 24% done with "updating" my laptop.


I'm so fucking excited.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (qUNWi)

237 Hey everybody.

That NO sign must be from California. You always see a ton of them approaching the beach.

NO parking
NO camping
NO animals
NO fires
NO food
NO barbecuing
NO alcoholic beverages
NO beach furniture
NO music
NO sunbathing
NO swimming
NO walking
NO talking
NO having fun

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)

238 179 The 'two pages' thing makes it sound like it may have been from Trump.

All the juice is in the schedule C's and K-1's.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:45 PM (3myMJ)


For 98% of the American people, the first two pages with the numbers on Line 38 (adj gross income) or 43(taxable income) and Line 76 (amt refinded) or Line 78 (amount you owe) are all they care hearing about.

Getting into the guts of the returns is just done by the media to make it look like someone is avoiding taxes or that their CPA at their accounting firm is an idiot by missing some deduction that the tax preparer at HandR Block that they took the return to says that they missed, but that they were not eligible for in reality.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL)

239 I'm ribbed for her pleasure.

- Ruffles

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (Nwg0u)

240 Can we touch your monkey?

Posted by: Sprockets at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kP16F)


https://youtu.be/t6FVlfOgTo8

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (WQX/u)

241 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (rF0hx)

Do you think if I gave my dental plan back to Ace we could get grammar check?

My real job has it

Thank you CBD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb)

242 German anti-immigrant party beats Merkel in her home district

http://preview.tinyurl.com/htpc4ae

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 14, 2017 11:06 PM (vBeA5)

243 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)

We used to snark that those signs should just read:

"NO"

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:06 PM (3myMJ)

244 I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 10:21 PM (LTHVh)

Is it paleo?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)

245 I celebrated big time! I had salt & pepper kettle chips and rubbed one out.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (ZGlQ9)

246 I hate monkeys. Get your filthy dirty hands off my monkey!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (qUNWi)

247 Mathers, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)

248
Can we touch your monkey?

https://youtu.be/5_sfnQDr1-o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (IqV8l)

249 must be early in the ONT...

people are acting like they're s*ber.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (FZZXd)

250 Ha. From Drudge.
Tax rates
MSNBC Comcast 24%
Obama 19%

Bernie 13%

I'm glad to see that because I just heard from the TV playing in the other room some asshole going on about Trump's tax rate being 24%, less than a married couple with one (?) kid. The first thing I said to myself was, "What was Obama's rate?"

Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (nlbfN)

251 Welp, Maddow's big reveal was obviously a dud. It's 8:15 here on the west coast and the world isn't on fire.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (u8kLQ)

252 240
Can we touch your monkey?

Posted by: Sprockets at March 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kP16F)
https://youtu.be/t6FVlfOgTo8



And now we dance!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F)

253 Hey now.......

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)

Sorry eleven, I don't have a thing for ya!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc)

254 Off tasty but, apparently, horny salty snack-food sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:08 PM (nlbfN)

255 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb)

Hell no! I'll take a dental plan over good grammar any day of the week!

There are some things up with which I will not put, and one of them is bad teeth.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (rF0hx)

256 Didn't tell DH it was Steak and BJ Day. Sorry honey, it's also my birthday and that overrides.

We did get steak in a manner of speaking. Cheese steak hoagies from Gabriel's. Been in business since 1959. Only 3 items on their menu. They do what they do very well. Yum Yum.

The only blowing around here was the steam vent on my Presto as I canned 10 pounds of beef.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (RfzVr)

257 "Someone is celebrating a birthday today."

The Trump meister visited Andrew Jackson today. It's his 250th.

Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (kSock)

258 199 168 The IRS wouldn't have a "client copy".

Trump would and his tax preparer might. A mortgage lender would.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 10:43 PM (3myMJ)
Also anyone he had a line of credit with would have the returns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)

Or a state gaming commission.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL)

259 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL)

If I were Trump the rest of the pages would be my concern because competitors would see how I was structured, which projects were most and least profitable, where I was diversifying, and many other things that could be used to their advantage.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)

260 >>Or a state gaming commission.


He might have just left it in a mish?

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (Gbk/a)

261 Before we forget, Rachel's big reveal was that Trump made something like $50 million by selling a property to a Russian oligarch -- in 2005! -- which shows that he's a puppet of foreign potentates.

This is so silly that even the NBC properties will distance themselves.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (bQxkN)

262
I encountered two terms -- diapycnal and isopycnal -- when looking up why the Orkney Passage was in the Southern Ocean. Brought me back to PChem lab, where we used a pycnometer to accurately determine the density of a liquid.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (v1g1+)

263 242 German anti-immigrant party beats Merkel in her home district

http://preview.tinyurl.com/htpc4ae
Posted by: The Political Hat

Three attacks in one day probably didn't help. How'd she do in Dusseldorf and Hamburg?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

264 I hate monkeys. Get your filthy dirty hands off my monkey!!!!
Posted by: eleven


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (u8kLQ)

265 Sorry eleven, I don't have a thing for ya!


So you're saying there's a chance!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

266
smiley #Fail




Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 10:36 PM (FZZXd)

I love ya anyway, heartless bastard!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (tHwdc)

267 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680307275333637

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680418231451650

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680525739851777

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680623764983808

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (AOrEZ)

268 If I were Trump the rest of the pages would be my concern because competitors would see how I was structured, which projects were most and least profitable, where I was diversifying, and many other things that could be used to their advantage.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)

====

Sounds like it was his personal and not his business return.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (HjNqE)

269 Amazing, peeps.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (ismre)

270 Maybe they have better punctuation over at Hot Air...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:00 PM (rF0hx)

Needed sayin'!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (gwPgz)

271 @LouiseMensch: "@Maddow using a reverse catfish here. She knows Trump leaked own summary and she is using it to ask the right questions #TrumpRussia"

I'm worried Louise may have inadvertantly taken some of the brain pills being peddled by nefarious pharmacy spammers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3Vlkn)

272 Or a state gaming commission.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (1JnAL)

Another one, yes. But who saves a 2005 tax return on a garden variety real estate mogul for 12 years only to release it now when it doesn't matter and in this very incomplete fashion?

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3myMJ)

273 More Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680719592202241

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680840950202368

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841680927415758849

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/841681050539573248

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2017 11:13 PM (AOrEZ)

274 Monkey's will boink anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3I2TRrdck

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 11:13 PM (/tuJf)

275
It's a madhouse!

https://youtu.be/DMnM_cQu6Fo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)

276 Funny how the Russians knew trump was going to win in 2005

And msnbc didn't on November 7th 2016

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (voOPb)

277 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Original Jake at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (dOt1E)

278 I'm glad to see that because I just heard from the TV playing in the other room some asshole going on about Trump's tax rate being 24%, less than a married couple with one (?) kid. The first thing I said to myself was, "What was Obama's rate?"
Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag


In other words, in 8 years Obama didn't do shit for middle class taxpayers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

279 @223. CBD, it wasn't your mistake! I don't ever call out the hardworking COBS. I know shit happens. I just think the writer of that article should have looked it over. It's in the original post. No need to send me to tepid air.

Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (vhW1R)

280 must be early in the ONT...

people are acting like they're s*ber.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (FZZXd)




I'm not as think as you drunk I am.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (v5iqM)

281 >>Monkey's will boink anything.



Coues Deer.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (Gbk/a)

282 250
.....I just heard from the TV playing in the other room some asshole going on about Trump's tax rate being 24%, less than a married couple with one (?) kid.....
Posted by: Lay's Potato Chips bag at March 14, 2017 11:07 PM (nlbfN)
--------------------------------
That in itself is stupid. A married couple with one kid doesn't usually pay 24% of what they make in income tax, even if their top rate is that.

They are no doubt confusing the marginal rate with the actual percentage taken. And Trump's marginal rate would be the max of 39.6%, i.e., much higher.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (hCoZK)

283 If I were Trump the rest of the pages would be my concern because competitors would see how I was structured, which projects were most and least profitable, where I was diversifying, and many other things that could be used to their advantage.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)

====

Sounds like it was his personal and not his business return.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (HjNqE)

Trump should ignore MSNBC altogether (at least for the moment) and send a minion directly to the parent company, Comcast. I think direct threats at this point to a few corporate officers and the Board of Directors is totally appropriate.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)

284 Monkeys will boink anything.
Ask a sika doe on Yakushima Island.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:16 PM (nlbfN)

285 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (v1g1+)

How does that differ from a scale and a graduated cylinder?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (rF0hx)

286 >>Monkeys will boink anything.


Word on the street was Davy Jones was insatiable.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (Gbk/a)

287
Sounds like it was his personal and not his business return.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (HjNqE)

Perhaps. I was in the real estate investing/developing business on a tiny scale compared to Trump and my return was always just one that covered business and personal.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (3myMJ)

288
257 "Someone is celebrating a birthday today."

The Trump meister visited Andrew Jackson today. It's his 250th.
Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (kSock)


Born in The Waxhaws district. Andy said in the SC portion; his betters today say the NC portion. They can say that because, of course, he'd give them a sound thrashing to change their minds if he was still around, even at 250 years old.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (v1g1+)

289 I despise John McCain. I have since he smeared Christians when he ran against W Bush in the 2000 GOP primary. Agents of intolerance he called them.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 14, 2017 11:18 PM (C06tc)

290 I didn't hear the full report on the 24% as I shut the door to keep out the stupid so I don't know its obviously B.S. details. I'm sure it'll be pushed tomorrow. (It was probably on CNN or the CBC here.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:18 PM (nlbfN)

291
Word on the street was Davy Jones was insatiable.
Posted by: garrett


Mickey was a Circus Boy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

292 Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 11:14 PM (vhW1)

No problem.

I thought it was a shot at Mis.Hum.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (rF0hx)

293 286 >>Monkeys will boink anything.


Word on the street was Davy Jones was insatiable.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:17 PM (Gbk/a

Not Mickey Dolan?
Hmmmm, the things I learn here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)

294 But who saves a 2005 tax return on a garden variety real estate mogul

Bureaucrats keep all the files on everything - they just can't find them for you when you need them.

Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (kSock)

295 >>Coues Deer.

Don't be giving deer types a pass. They are freaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbOek7TljjQ

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (/tuJf)

296 Did I celebrate today???

Well.... it was National Steak and a BJ day... as its one month after Valentines day...

But... no... dang it...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (NgKpN)

297 The Trump meister visited Andrew Jackson today. It's his 250th.

-
That's a difficult age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (Nwg0u)

298 I wish I was a graduated cylinder.

Posted by: an urban cube at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)

299 Sorry eleven, I don't have a thing for ya!





So you're saying there's a chance!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

But of course!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)

300 Word at Twitter that Maddow is... underwhelmed by reax to her massiveyugehumunOMGgoid Trump taxes reveal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)

301 But of course!


::knew it::

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:22 PM (qUNWi)

302 The Trump meister visited Andrew Jackson today. It's his 250th.

You thought he was cranky when he was president...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)

303 #301

Yep, yep. RedC's heartless.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (tHwdc)

304 We did get steak in a manner of speaking. Cheese steak hoagies from Gabriel's. Been in business since 1959. Only 3 items on their menu. They do what they do very well. Yum Yum.

The only blowing around here was the steam vent on my Presto as I canned 10 pounds of beef.
Posted by: cfo mom at March 14, 2017 11:09 PM (RfzVr)


Amateur.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)

305 Trump should ignore MSNBC altogether (at least for the moment) and send a minion directly to the parent company, Comcast. I think direct threats at this point to a few corporate officers and the Board of Directors is totally appropriate.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)

Dear NBC and Comcast.

You illegally leaked information about my Tax return.

Until you make this right, and give us the information to prosecute those who gave you this, AND fire those who put it on the air, you are not welcome at ANY Executive Branch Press Functions.

Because we will not do business with those who break the law, and News IS your business.

Signed;
PRESEIDENT Donald Trump

Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (NgKpN)

306 How far back in time are we supposed to keep tax records?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

307 "I hate monkeys. Get your filthy dirty hands off my monkey!!!!

Posted by: eleven



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

Posted by: qdpsteve"

'Dis yo monkey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZwzzDUKn2Y

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 14, 2017 11:24 PM (w+Jhj)

308 No problem.

I thought it was a shot at Mis.Hum.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:19 PM (rF0hx)

Well I'm glad that's settled. I might be a punctuation nazi, but I'm not an asshole. Let the record show.

Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 11:24 PM (vhW1R)

309 How far back in time are we supposed to keep tax records?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

According to my friend, forever. I, have not. Only 9 or 10 years.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)

310 I like how Brian Williams says "the press" has immunity from the disclosure laws here --- kind of like Chris Cuomo saying "the press" could lawfully look at Wikileaks but ordinary peeps could not. (Or was that Chuck Todd?)

They really do think they are an anointed priesthood with special rights others do not have.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (hCoZK)

311 296 Did I celebrate today???

Well.... it was National Steak and a BJ day... as its one month after Valentines day...

But... no... dang it...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:20 PM (NgKpN)

Me neither.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

312 W_O_W

leaked tax returns

this is going to be real interesting

Posted by: Original Jake at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (dOt1E)

313 "@LouiseMensch: "@Maddow using a reverse catfish here. She knows Trump leaked own summary and she is using it to ask the right questions #TrumpRussia""

Keep drinking the Kool Aid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:25 PM (bQxkN)

314 >>Don't be giving deer types a pass. They are freaks.


Some even prefer it in their Axis.

Posted by: Deer Fucking Monkey at March 14, 2017 11:26 PM (Gbk/a)

315 "How far back in time are we supposed to keep tax records?"

7 years.

But banks and mortgagees have them shredded as they usually demand new ones every two years. No one wants to pay the storage and have the liability of keeping them around.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:26 PM (3myMJ)

316 How far back in time are we supposed to keep tax records?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

=======

7 years, for us mere working peeps.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:27 PM (HjNqE)

317 Are graduates from Southern Illinois University Too f*cking stupid to hire?

Yes.

Posted by: gracepc at March 14, 2017 11:28 PM (OU4q6)

318 >>"How far back in time are we supposed to keep tax records?"


Never leave a paper Trail, that's Rule One!

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:28 PM (Gbk/a)

319 C'mon boys, hit your free throws and you win this game.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:29 PM (tnOuI)

320 You have to see it to believe it.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 11:30 PM (3cOA7)

321 Posted by: kalneva at March 14, 2017 11:24 PM (vhW1R)

That's good to know

Next time you see an error, grind your teeth

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:30 PM (voOPb)

322 Will Joe and Mika be dumb enough to drink Rachel's Kool-Aid?

They woke up 9am MSNBC Stephanie Ruhle who didn't fall for it ("Trump's own leak / bright shiny object") but she's actually a sharp cookie.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 11:30 PM (bQxkN)

323 Correction: This is what I misheard about the Trump return (don't know if it equaled 24%) ...

Trump reportedly paid as much as a married couple with two incomes making about $400,000/year pays

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:31 PM (nlbfN)

324 I attended SIU in 1971 and 72. I transferred out because I had run out of English classes that weren't all politically oriented. Also, it was one hell of a party school and I saw several class mates drift away on a cloud of pot smoke. It wasn't addiction but they got swept up in the 'life style' and stopped caring about anything. (I've always hoped they straightened out their lives but never found out.) And it was stupidly liberal, even for that time.

The idea of these 'nap-ins' and the claptrap behind them shows the place never changed. Since I actually wanted an education, I never missed SIU.

Posted by: JTB at March 14, 2017 11:31 PM (V+03K)

325
How does that differ from a scale and a graduated cylinder?


A pycnometer is a vessel that can be immersed in a water bath held at a constant temperature. It has markings to which it is to be filled with the liquid whose density you wish to determine.

This link tells how to use a pycnometer to determine the specific gravity (i.e., density relative to that of water) for oils.

http://chestofbooks.com/health/aromatherapy/
The-Volatile-Oils-Vol1/
Determination-Of-The-Physical-Properties-Specific-Gravity.html

As I recall, the pycnometer we used had its internal volume calibrated to a very high accuracy (four or five decimal places) so that what we actually measured was the density of whatever liquid the lab exercise intended to be measured. I cannot locate an image of what I recall the vessel to have looked like though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:32 PM (v1g1+)

326 323 Correction: This is what I misheard about the Trump return (don't know if it equaled 24%) ...

Trump reportedly paid as much as a married couple with two incomes making about $400,000/year pays
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2017 11:31 PM (nlbfN)
-------------------------------
That could well be true.
But then, that couple is in the top percent or two of household income.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 11:37 PM (hCoZK)

327 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 11:37 PM (HjNqE)

328 I use a pyc to measure specific gravity of asphalt.
Only for AMRL qualifications though.
Never do it on regular samples.

And just finished up, K-State advances to the actual dance by dropping Wake Forest.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:37 PM (tnOuI)

329
319 C'mon boys, hit your free throws and you win this game.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:29 PM (tnOuI)







Don't gimme that shit.

Posted by: Shaq at March 14, 2017 11:38 PM (cuZZW)

330 >>And just finished up, K-State advances to the actual dance by dropping Wake Forest.


Woke Forest

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:38 PM (Gbk/a)

331 Another one, yes. But who saves a 2005 tax return on a garden variety real estate mogul for 12 years only to release it now when it doesn't matter and in this very incomplete fashion?
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3myMJ)


Most businessmen like Trump would have those records destroyed by 2014.

Another possible leak is from NBC itself. He was the host/producer of one of their hit shows, and they may have wanted his tax returns to prove that he was making money after his financial difficulties a few years prior.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:39 PM (1JnAL)

332 Anyone who violates the Prohibitions, spends a night in the barrel.

Posted by: Carl at March 14, 2017 11:39 PM (ZO497)

333 The Kinks, always a bit on the nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cmmVHiFnI

Posted by: wilbeforce at March 14, 2017 11:40 PM (9CvIS)

334 How high does Maddow measure in density on the psychometer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:40 PM (IqV8l)

335
Don't gimme that shit.
Posted by: Shaq at March 14, 2017 11:38 PM (cuZZW)


Testify, brother!

-- Wes Unseld

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:41 PM (v1g1+)

336 Muswell Hillbillies is such a great LP.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 11:41 PM (Gbk/a)

337 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:39 PM (1JnAL)

My guess is there is a money trail here somewhere...

The media and left have been offering rewards for info on Trump.... just... like... this....

Follow... the money... and you will see someone in a legal or Accounting Office was paid big bucks for this.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:42 PM (NgKpN)

338 So, Trump did not try to deduct donations of used underwear, like Shrillary and Mr. Bill did. Did the Madcow discuss that?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 14, 2017 11:42 PM (CLKfs)

339 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:32 PM (v1g1+)

So you control for temperature and then measure volume precisely.

What about pressure? I know that water density doesn't change much with changes in pressure, but what about other liquids?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2017 11:43 PM (rF0hx)

340 CNN has shocking revelations of the Putin-Trump bromance that could shake the global order.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 14, 2017 11:44 PM (C06tc)

341 I have a model airplane, but it's non-flyable. I have a golf club. I think the rules committee will verify that I would be well within my rights to beat the hell out of the airplane with the golf club. I hasten to add that there will be no golf balls involved in this exercise, so it cannot be called "golfing". That would be over the line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2017 11:44 PM (R+30W)

342
I was told there would be no science.

Moose lies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)

343 Pycnometer is weighed empty.
Pyc is weighed full of DI H2O.
Pyc is weighed approx 3/4 filled with asphalt.
Pyc with asphalt and topped off with H2O is weighed.
A calculation ensues.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (tnOuI)

344 341 I have a model airplane, but it's non-flyable. I have a golf club. I think the rules committee will verify that I would be well within my rights to beat the hell out of the airplane with the golf club. I hasten to add that there will be no golf balls involved in this exercise, so it cannot be called "golfing". That would be over the line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2017 11:44 PM (R+30W)

Hmmm.... I think I need to watch Caddyshack... LOL

Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (NgKpN)

345 What about pressure? I know that water density doesn't change much with changes in pressure, but what about other liquids?


Whisky can become a solid under intense pressure.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:45 PM (qUNWi)

346 38 is 25.333% of 150

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (FZZXd)

347 Trump reportedly paid as much as a married couple with two incomes making about $400,000/year pays

Two earned incomes perhaps.

Trump may have made a lot of his money in capital gains, dividends or other vehicles that aren't taxed at earned income rates.

I read some years ago that H. Ross Perot typically paid 8% of his income in taxes, legally.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (3myMJ)

348 Sorry to do videos, but this one is cute,
Not the musicians, but the toddler watching them

https://youtu.be/Ne1cEKlpcr0

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (WQX/u)

349 Moose lies.


Moose out front shoulda toldya.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (qUNWi)

350 TEEJ! We're here concurrently!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)

351 Too bad Trump doesn't have the same access Obama does to those who keep private documents like birth certificates, school transcripts, videos and the like, hidden and in an undisclosed secure location.

Posted by: gracepc at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (OU4q6)

352 306 How far back in time are we supposed to keep tax records?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)


IRS says most people should retain for 3 years because that is how far back that they can go for an audit.

But, if there is some kind of fraud committed in the return, then they can go back further. Rule of thumb for business people is to keep 7 years of returns just in case.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (1JnAL)

353 Checking in on the ONT.

346 38 is 25.333% of 150

Crap. Accountants have taken over the ONT. Always knew it was just a matter of time.

Posted by: Splunge at March 14, 2017 11:48 PM (iMxBJ)

354 Crap. Accountants have taken over the ONT. Always knew it was just a matter of time.
Posted by: Splunge


They always said it was 88.9538693% likely to happen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:50 PM (u8kLQ)

355
What about pressure? I know that water density doesn't change much with changes in pressure, but what about other liquids?


Don't know. You are right to have asked, but we did not correct for pressure in any manner, as I recall. I assume that besides being difficult to control, the pressure effect likely is small.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:50 PM (v1g1+)

356 IRS says most people should retain for 3 years because that is how far back that they can go for an audit.



But, if there is some kind of fraud committed in the return, then
they can go back further. Rule of thumb for business people is to keep 7
years of returns just in case.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:47 PM (1JnAL)


And remember that most states can go back two or so years depending, starting from the time the IRS notifies them of a deficiency

So add another couple of years

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:51 PM (WQX/u)

357 38/150= x/100

So x= 3800/150

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:51 PM (qUNWi)

358 Final Note to the idiot Kurt Eichenwald: if Trump made $150k
per year since 2005, he WOULD be the billionaire he claims to be. Math. It's so hard!!

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (CLKfs)

359 so that's what blown margins looks like.

Impressive.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (WQX/u)

360 That's a lot of significant zeros.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (qUNWi)

361
Jim is just begging for a barrelin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (v1g1+)

362 *dons mask, snorkel and fins*

*hoists diver's flag over the barrel*

*plunges to a certain doom*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v5iqM)

363 Anger blows margins.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (qUNWi)

364
360 so that's what blown margins looks like.

Impressive.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2017 11:52 PM (WQX/u)


Well, it is Steak and BJ Day...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v1g1+)

365 COBs.....do feel free to edit that to heal yon margins?

Mucho Thankso!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v5iqM)

366 Well, it is Steak and BJ Day...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


I got pizza from Round Table, which is close enough to both.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)

367 369!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2017 11:55 PM (JZdsf)

368 347 Trump reportedly paid as much as a married couple with two incomes making about $400,000/year pays

Two earned incomes perhaps.

Trump may have made a lot of his money in capital gains, dividends or other vehicles that aren't taxed at earned income rates.

I read some years ago that H. Ross Perot typically paid 8% of his income in taxes, legally.
Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:46 PM (3myMJ)


I'm sure that the CPA's that Trump uses are probably better versed in the IRS code than the IRS is.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at March 14, 2017 11:55 PM (1JnAL)

369 COBs.....do feel free to edit that to heal yon margins?



Mucho Thankso!







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (v5iqM)

Tsk tsk. Jim, I'm disappointed.
<tosses a bottle of Tom Sims into the Barrel>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)

370 I step away for a couple of minutes and the margins are blown

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:56 PM (voOPb)

371
368 369!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2017 11:55 PM (JZdsf)


4.578956173 E+788, since you asked...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:57 PM (v1g1+)

372 When the cat's away...

Posted by: gNewt at March 14, 2017 11:57 PM (08Did)

373 I step away for a couple of minutes and the margins are blown





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 11:56 PM (voOPb)

Kids these days!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2017 11:57 PM (tHwdc)

374 Hi ya Miley.
And concurrently?
My, what big words you have.

Fell asleep for about 20 minutes during first half earlier.
Woke up and so ticked off at all the worthless @$×&/# I work "with" I couldn't get back to sleep.

I don't know if I can last 3 more years, come monday, around them.
Totally worthless and all of em dumber than a set paper sack full of cheap, Chinese hammers.
And what's worse, they think they're good at what they do. Wouldn't last two weeks flipping burgers in the private sector let alone in a private lab.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (tnOuI)

375 Don't worry graduates, your employers will be totally cool with you taking naps in the afternoon.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (FAO5C)

376 >> I step away for a couple of minutes and the margins are blown


Saved me $100.

Posted by: Margins at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (Gbk/a)

377 Guess we better steel ourselves for a Whole Lotta Yoko tomorrow night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (u8kLQ)

378 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (JZdsf)

379 Acetone dissolves completely in water. The interesting thing is that the volume of the mixture will be less than the sum of the two volumes.

Science!

Posted by: Don Herbert at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (ZO497)

380 I'll check back when the margins are unembiggened.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (VdICR)

381
AoSHQ: Where the margins get blown more often than the readers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v1g1+)

382 "I'm sure that the CPA's that Trump uses are probably better versed in the IRS code than the IRS is."

Agreed. At Trump's level things get complicated. Some years you don't pay taxes and some years you get hammered. Phantom income is a not-fun example.

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 11:59 PM (3myMJ)

383 I would pay money to get blown as much as these margins.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:00 AM (qUNWi)

384 this is why we can't have nice things...


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:00 AM (FZZXd)

385 Who blew the margins?

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 12:01 AM (jm1YL)

386 Hope you at least have a True North CD to listen to in there Jim.

Posted by: teej at March 15, 2017 12:01 AM (tnOuI)

387
386 Who blew the margins?
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 12:01 AM (jm1YL)


Jim

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (v1g1+)

388 Who blew the margins?


Jim. But he's mouth crazy.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (qUNWi)

389 386 Who blew the margins?

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 12:01 AM (jm1YL)

++++

Comment 358.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (R+30W)

390 >>Who blew the margins?




Slapweasel blew Cicero.
Jim blew the Margins.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (Gbk/a)

391 steak and a BJ Day is always a bust for me...

i'm married.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:02 AM (FZZXd)

392 I'm sure that the CPA's that Trump uses are probably better versed in the IRS code than the IRS is.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
------------

Probably. Sitting in a fourth floor office of the Federal Building in Atlanta, I had an IRS field auditor throw up his hands when asked a tax question, and recommend the hiring of a CPA. "Mr Hammer, I have no idea how to report that."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (ZO497)

393 Hi ya Miley.

And concurrently?

My, what big words you have.

------

I get charged by the letter AND space. It was cheaper than "at the same time"

------



Fell asleep for about 20 minutes during first half earlier.

Woke up and so ticked off at all the worthless (censored) I work "with" I couldn't get back to sleep.



I don't know if I can last 3 more years, come monday, around them.

Totally worthless and all of em dumber than a set paper sack full of cheap, Chinese hammers.

And what's worse, they think they're good at what they do. Wouldn't
last two weeks flipping burgers in the private sector let alone in a
private lab.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2017 11:58 PM (tnOuI)

Well, you got a job. That's something, anyway....

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (tHwdc)

394 I don't know about the rest of you but I wouldn't have worked a day past 2005.

Posted by: Mathers at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (3myMJ)

395 Slapweasel blew Cicero.


Hey....you can't say that. Is that true?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:04 AM (qUNWi)

396 something, something... marginal tax rates

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:05 AM (ZO497)

397 so did Trump have to sign the $38m check or did a lacky do that?

Posted by: Original Jake at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (dOt1E)

398 It's interesting, I've always gotten fairly friendly and rapid service from people at both the IRS and the California DMV.

I guess I've been lucky to get people who want to dispel the "pencil-pushing bureaucrat" notion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (u8kLQ)

399 So some bigmouth had to bring up something that no one, including law enforcement, would have cared about.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2017 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

They are going to have Chihuahua races at the Copper Mining Festival in Superior, AZ, next weekend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (WDdjT)

400 I wasn't able to comment on today's earlier thread about "The 10 Ways You Can Actively Reject Your White Privilege" so I will now.

Note, some careful thought went into that list by the SJWs, so I will respond to each of the 10 points in an equally thoughtful manner. Note also that I rarely swear, so I'm being extra generous in my thoughtful responses:

1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you, and you in particular
5) No, really: Fuck you
6) You, get fucked.
7) Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
You. Fuck. Some assembly required.
9) Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooou.
10) Fuck you a million times with a red hot poker. Or a cactus.

(Ponders a moment before hitting "Post". What the hell?)

Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)

401 I don't know about the rest of you but I wouldn't have worked a day past 2005.
Posted by: Mathers
-----------

Heh. "Lessee...I netted $112 Million after taxes?. Okaaaaay, that's a wrap."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)

402 don't forget the upcoming 3 day weekend....

you know, for government w*rkers and bank employees.

cesear chavez day, 31 march

remind all your leftard cow-orkers and family members that he hated illegal immigrants too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (FZZXd)

403 *lights a cigarette*

Posted by: the margins at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (6FqZa)

404 Average Guy, but what are you *really* trying to express???

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:07 AM (u8kLQ)

405 Slapweasel blew Cicero.
Jim blew the Margins.

-------

GFY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2017 12:07 AM (JZdsf)

406 "Woke Babysitting" Service Offers Childcare for Social Justice Warriors

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jgb2gtz

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 15, 2017 12:07 AM (vBeA5)

407 Does this ONT make my ass look too wide?

Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (vBeA5)

408
As you may recall, last April the organizers of the Arena Weina Extravaganza were forced to cancel the dachshund race that is usually the highlight of that event after somebody pointed out that live dog racing is illegal in Idaho and so conducting such a race would be a felony.


No problem with dead dogs and trebuchets?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (v1g1+)

409 If anyone's still interested in Emma Watson's oiled fur, she's the headliner on a new Fappening leak that just occurred.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (B6OKy)

410 so did Trump have to sign the $38m check or did a lacky do that?
Posted by: Original Jake
------------

Stamp. A rubber stamp. With gold ink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)

411 Does this ONT make my ass look too wide?


No...no....it's slimming.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:08 AM (qUNWi)

412 OK, the next big thing. Can the man they call 'Geert Trump' in the Netherlands pull off the win? The polls have shown him dropping suddenly for no reason (hmmm) but tomorrow is the big day.

Posted by: Mathers at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (3myMJ)

413 Average Guy, I bet you're fun when you're having your Rorschach test done. ;-)

"Sex!"
"Sex!"
"Sex!
"Sex with a horse!"
"Sex with a cactus!"
"Sex!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)

414 I don't know lady.
If the music ever disappears there'll be nothing left.
Sell everything I own, which ain't much, and fade.

I'm gonna try to get to sleep. Less than 5 hrs till the alarm goes off.

Posted by: teej at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (tnOuI)

415 *lights a cigarette*
Posted by: the margins
-------------

This place never dissapoints

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (ZO497)

416 If anyone's still interested in Emma Watson's oiled fur, she's the headliner on a new Fappening leak that just occurred.


Oh my....Hermania?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (qUNWi)

417 I'm sure this 100% off topic, if there was one. I was wandering around a shopping centre today looking at the displays for menswear stores--specifically mannequins with suits.
The experience has me wondering if men are now being required to be uber gay. Really, cuffs ending four inches above, Those pants not only look gay, they look ridiculous.
I've long wondered why "female" mannequins have nipples. I'm sure I saw them with camel toe today.
Will cis-normative mannequins soon become the target of the shrieking SJW imbeciles?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (nBr1j)

418
They are going to have Chihuahua races at the Copper Mining Festival in Superior, AZ, next weekend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (WDdjT)


Are the Chihuahuas going to be pulling little chariots? 'Cause that'd be a riot...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (v1g1+)

419 Do these blown margins make my butt look thin in comparison or what, guys?? Uh, ha ha ha!!

*nervously looking around*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)

420 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)

I'm thinking of the Rorschach test in The Ninth Configuration

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:11 AM (WQX/u)

421
this Louise Mensch is hilarious

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (BJR66)

422 "I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago."

It's old. Berry old.

Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at March 14, 2017 10:29 PM (97XyN)

If urine is so good for you, why does your body have several specialized organs dedicated to getting rid of it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (WDdjT)

423 I don't know lady.

If the music ever disappears there'll be nothing left.

Sell everything I own, which ain't much, and fade.



I'm gonna try to get to sleep. Less than 5 hrs till the alarm goes off.

Posted by: teej at March 15, 2017 12:09 AM (tnOuI)



I know how it feels to be that close to the edge. Keep the music, teej.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (tHwdc)

424 "Stamp. A rubber stamp. With gold ink."

Not gold ink. He uses real molten gold to sign his checks.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 12:12 AM (jm1YL)

425 Kindltot, I'm kind of interested in getting that movie.

William Peter Blatty only recently passed away and rogerebert.com of all places had a nice retrospective on his films, both pre- and post-Exorcist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)

426 Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)

Fuckity fuck, that was a lot of well thought out fucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (voOPb)

427 >>If anyone's still interested in Emma Watson's oiled fur,


I would have been.

Then someone had to go and ruin it by pointing out that Emma Stone is not Emma Watson.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 12:14 AM (Gbk/a)

428 "I thought the urine drinking fad had come and gone five years ago."

not camel, been drinking camel piss for over 1,000 years

work good

Posted by: Mohammed at March 15, 2017 12:15 AM (dOt1E)

429 401 I wasn't able to comment on today's earlier thread about "The 10 Ways You Can Actively Reject Your White Privilege" so I will now.

Note, some careful thought went into that list by the SJWs, so I will respond to each of the 10 points in an equally thoughtful manner. Note also that I rarely swear, so I'm being extra generous in my thoughtful responses:

1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you, and you in particular
5) No, really: Fuck you
6) You, get fucked.
7) Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
You. Fuck. Some assembly required.
9) Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooou.
10) Fuck you a million times with a red hot poker. Or a cactus.

(Ponders a moment before hitting "Post". What the hell?)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)





PURE POETRY.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 15, 2017 12:16 AM (TdMsT)

430 The cost of a babysitter doesn't need to be taken into account when using Woke Babysitting, because these babysitters are volunteering their time. While it is certainly commendable to support the act of protesting by giving their time, I find it hard to understand how any self-respecting activist could take a babysitter up on such an offer. After all, shouldn't they be making at least the $15-an-hour minimum wage activists are demanding for fast food workers? Isn't this a form of exploitation? (And let's not even get into the issue of whether or not these volunteer babysitters are qualified to watch children).

A few discrete calls to CPS should fetch this enterprise up on the Reefs of Bureaucracy. Sometimes the desserts, they are just.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:16 AM (v1g1+)

431 Heh. "Lessee...I netted $112 Million after taxes?. Okaaaaay, that's a wrap."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)


Me, I would have a shallow draught barge with a cigarette dingy. Him, he loves work.

When he has and adversarial meeting his blood pressure probably settles down. (He's in the zone) He loves his job.

Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:17 AM (08Did)

432 when you've lost Chris Cillizza...

This 2005 Donald Trump tax return is a total nothingburger

the way to tell how big it failed is to go to r/politics on Reddit and there isn't a single story from after the "big reveal" - nothing to spin even

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 15, 2017 12:17 AM (TixTl)

433 I can't leave you kids alone without someone blowing the margins.

I'm jealous of the margins.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 15, 2017 12:17 AM (SOgXK)

434 Fuckity fuck, that was a lot of well thought out fucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (voOPb)

It reminded me of the Dennis Hopper character in 'Blue Velvet'
"Don't you fucking look at me, you fucking fuck!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (tHwdc)

435
Is Louise Mensch a parody or a real person?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (BJR66)

436 sure this 100% off topic, if there was one. I was wandering around a shopping centre today looking at the displays for menswear stores--specifically mannequins with suits.
The experience has me wondering if men are now being required to be uber gay. Really, cuffs ending four inches above, Those pants not only look gay, they look ridiculous.
I've long wondered why "female" mannequins have nipples. I'm sure I saw them with camel toe today.
Will cis-normative mannequins soon become the target of the shrieking SJW imbeciles?
Posted by: Northernlurker



bs




no one here walks around a "shopping centre"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)

437 Nathan, yup.

Meanwhile I'd bet if I go over to Hollywood Elsewhere (I've been trying to avoid them again), Jeffrey Wells is still masturbating. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)

438 sure they may flit or glide but they do not walk around a shopping centre

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)

439 the FTB was after me for a couple of years for about $33K in back taxes, interest and penalties, not to mention interest on the penalties, IIRC.

seems a few years back i got a 1099 for some paralegal w*rk i did, ~$4K, if memory serves.

i didn't bother filing anything because $4k.

a couple years later, i get a letter from those assholes, claiming i owe taxes, etc, for ~41K, because they ran all the state licenses, such as pharmacy, nursing, etc, and went looking for people who didn't file.

because the BOP told them the average salary for a tech was ~$37K, i obviously owed them taxes on that salary too, so file immediately and pay up.

having received $0 that year for w*rking pharmacy, i called them up and said "WTF is wrong with you people?"

they said you have to file, and prove you got no income.

"GFY!" was my reply.

a few moths later, they added the next year, and then the one after that, all based on average income for a field i didn't w*rk in.

then they started filing personal property liens with the County Registrar, etc....
all of which i found amusing, since i've never owned a piece of property, and likely never will, broke mo-fo that i am.

then i started getting calls from companies that would, for a fee, help me make this all go away.... i laughed at them, and told them the story. they insisted i had to file, or the FTB would come after everything i owned...

like what, used shorts and t-shirts?

i went looking for the head of the FTB, but there is no place on line with an address to that asshole.

but i did find the state agency that oversees them, and some other agencies, and wrote her.

the day after my letter landed at her office, i was called by an FTB agent, who said then had my letter in front of them, but what was my story. i told them they already had it, but gave him the Reader's Digest version.

in less than 10 minutes, i was no longer a tax cheat, and they sent me copies of the letters they sent to the credit bureaus clearing my name and admitting they were in error. it cost me <$10 to clear it all up.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:20 AM (FZZXd)

440 maybe gene kelly their way by dancing through a shopping centre but never walk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)

441
no one here walks around a "shopping centre"
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)


Canadians!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:20 AM (v1g1+)

442
438 Nathan, yup.

Meanwhile I'd bet if I go over to Hollywood Elsewhere (I've been trying to avoid them again), Jeffrey Wells is still masturbating. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)


Is he asking for $100 tips?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:21 AM (v1g1+)

443 no one here walks around a "shopping centre"
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)

Canadians!
Posted by: Krebs




well in canada "centre" is pronounced "kentrey"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)

444 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)

Can you demonstrate this "flit" thingy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (voOPb)

445 William Peter Blatty only recently passed away and
rogerebert.com of all places had a nice retrospective on his films, both
pre- and post-Exorcist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)


God and faith is a central element of this movie, but it seems that none of the characters want to find Him, because that would mean having to look at themselves.

All the characters in this movie are moving in darkness, trying to find Him by logic and his traces by secondary effects. In a way it is a very odd movie.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (WQX/u)

446 redc1c4, glad you finally reached a decent and honest person.

They're hard to find in those agencies, but if you can get to one, hold onto them for dear life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:22 AM (u8kLQ)

447 Long day at work here.

Then Dad is coming down for the 3rd anniversary of Mom's death tomorrow.

Be well. Nite all.

T

Posted by: Farmer at March 15, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)

448 Krebs, LOL. Wouldn't surprise me.

Wells and his cronies in the comment section (I've blocked most of them, God bless Disqus) are just utterly, utterly convinced Trump will be impeached and thrown out by the 2018 midterms. Their grasp on reality grows more and more slippery every single day.

There's in particular one commenter there who seems to believe if he just keeps coming up with more and more inventive hateful shrieking obscene terms to describe every Repub in DC, somehow it'll make everything all better. He's the one I blocked most recently, what a screaming shithead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)

449 Kindltot, yup. Well, I know that the "twist* in that movie is that the lead character *thinks* he's in charge of the military asylum, but in fact he's just another patient.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)

450 The guy that blows for me, or I should say the ex-guy that will no longer plow or do my lawn, crapped out on me today. Claims his tranny blew and he lost my phone number? Bullshit

I just got back in from clearing the driveway so my daughter can get out tomorrow. It was of course, fuckin ice by now.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2017 12:26 AM (SjImc)

451 Can you demonstrate this "flit" thingy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian




heh. from whan I am told you simply imagine you are dancing on the yellow brick road wearing the most wonderful red ruby slippers ever while humming show tunes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa)

452
There's in particular one commenter there who seems to believe if he just keeps coming up with more and more inventive hateful shrieking obscene terms to describe every Repub in DC, somehow it'll make everything all better. He's the one I blocked most recently, what a screaming shithead.


There's an acquaintance of mine on FB who posts at least two to three anti-Trump rants or article links each day. No one responds, yet he continues to be compelled to do it. Sad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:27 AM (v1g1+)

453 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2017 12:26 AM (SjImc)

Offer him a free cleaning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:28 AM (voOPb)

454 Krebs, yup. In a way I'm glad they waste so much energy doing it, it keeps them from saving it and using it more productively. Oftentimes IMHO, the left's own hate throws themselves down to defeat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)

455
So a video that went viral last week was a fake news piece by the BBC interviewing some professor douche bag on the goings-on in Korea.

In pops his kid. He pushes the kid away. Then pops in another of his kids. Then his wife literally runs in a panic to grab the kids like she'll be beaten for this later.

The BBC douche bag mistakes his wife for the nanny because she looks like an asian peasant girl in this white man's privileged home?? I dunno.

So then BBC had to do another interview to make believe everything is great.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (BJR66)

456 guy that blows for me, or I should say the ex-guy that will no longer plow or do my lawn, crapped out on me today. Claims his tranny blew and he lost my phone number? Bullshit





wow, that could have been written by some guy flitting through a shopping centre. no double entendre there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)

457 heh. from whan I am told you simply imagine you are dancing on the yellow brick road wearing the most wonderful red ruby slippers ever while humming show tunes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:27 AM (cPsPa)

Chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (voOPb)

458 401 I wasn't able to comment on today's earlier thread about "The 10 Ways You Can Actively Reject Your White Privilege" so I will now.

Note, some careful thought went into that list by the SJWs, so I will respond to each of the 10 points in an equally thoughtful manner. Note also that I rarely swear, so I'm being extra generous in my thoughtful responses:

1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you, and you in particular
5) No, really: Fuck you
6) You, get fucked.
7) Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
You. Fuck. Some assembly required.
9) Fuuuuuuuuck Yoooooou.
10) Fuck you a million times with a red hot poker. Or a cactus.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:06 AM (LMcFk)


Threadwinner.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

459
There's entirely too much blowin' goin' on in heah!

-- zombie Fritz Hollings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (v1g1+)

460 G*d Bless Texas

dotusapro.com/father-beat-man-death- raping-five-year-old-daughter-faces-no-charges-texas/

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (FZZXd)

461 I think Average Guy is now officially Executive VP in charge of the Horde's Insults Department.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)

462
...and out! See ya in the early morning funny papers, kiddos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:32 AM (v1g1+)

463 >>guy that blows for me, or I should say the ex-guy that will no longer plow


We really need to talk about getting 'Phrasing' back into the rotation.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 12:33 AM (Gbk/a)

464 Goodnight Krebs!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:33 AM (u8kLQ)

465 462 I think Average Guy is now officially Executive VP in charge of the Horde's Insults Department.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)



He has demonstrated his abilities, for sure, and I recommend that he moved into the position immediately. See to it that he gets a raise as well.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (TdMsT)

466 We really need to talk about getting 'Phrasing' back into the rotation.
Posted by: garrett




not to mention the tranny sentence

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)

467 It is more than that. Cutshaw and Kane are battling each other to avoid looking at what the central issue of faith and what it means. And what accepting it meant in accepting it in themselves.
Cutshaw can't face his own fear, but has no pillar to cling to as he does not believe in God and so there is nothing greater than the universe. Kane has deep faith, but does not believe that he can have salvation because of what he believes of himself. Both are trying to force their world view on each other to save themselves.

Lord help me if I am just projecting her, by the way.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (WQX/u)

468 One insult along the lines of Average Guy that I've used before in a few places:

"Go fuck yourself, preferably with something pointy, wet and electrified."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)

469 Lady, yup. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)

470 gotta love The_Donald

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5zgjj4/man_loses_all_remaining_credibility/

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:36 AM (FZZXd)

471 Kindltot, hmm. Like I said, I want to check that movie out.

It's just that my personal queue of flicks must be up to over 100 by now. But get to all of them, I will. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)

472
here's a parody of the BBC interview that went tits up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RvyNP_RSN0

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (BJR66)

473 wow, that could have been written by some guy flitting through a shopping centre. no double entendre there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)

Yeah I saw the typo as soon as I hit post. Sigh

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (SjImc)

474 Last night? There was a running topic on which
states sucked federal the tit most.

Tonight Zero Hedge approaches the answer from a
different perspective.

Which State are the Biggest "Moocher"?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jqr8r3y

Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (08Did)

475 BTW: they are having way too much fun with Madcow's show tonight.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:37 AM (FZZXd)

476 Yeah I saw the typo as soon as I hit post. Sigh

LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup




well you could use the LOL.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)

477 wow, that could have been written by some guy flitting through a shopping centre. no double entendre there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)


Reminds me of a 1960s classic from the Kinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxYGOSSj9A0

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (u8kLQ)

478 well, Lowes is a bit farther from my house than Home Despot, but what's 2 miles each way in Lost Angels.

dotusapro.com/lowes-just-gave-muslims-middle-finger-ill-shopping-often/

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (FZZXd)

479 Are the Chihuahuas going to be pulling little chariots? 'Cause that'd be a riot...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 15, 2017 12:10 AM (v1g1+)

Sadly, no, according to the photos of last year's race published in the handout flyer I saw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 12:40 AM (WDdjT)

480 I think Average Guy is now officially Executive VP in charge of the Horde's Insults Department.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)

Heh. Don't think so. There a many here I couldn't hold a candle to. That list just tweaked me, #10 in particular.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:42 AM (LMcFk)

481
If you're being interviewed by the BBC fake news to talk outta your ass about Korea and your little girls walks in, you'd have to be a supreme asshole of the first order not to take the opportunity to introduce her to the World for posterity.

But this pedo professor pushes her away like an annoying pet with his white privilege arm.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:42 AM (BJR66)

482
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 12:29 AM (BJR66)


You don't know many Korean women do you?

A) Mom
B) Korean Mom
C) Korean Mom who's husband is doing something extremely important to his career and in public
D) Who has just had her kids, her responsibility, possibly put a spoke in her husband's career.
E) To a world-wide audience.


also:
Were you aware that this report both involved a discussion of the impeachment of the President of South Korea and the the assassination of one of Kim Jong Un's relatives in Kuala Lumpur by means of VX chemical warfare agent, probably at the orders of someone in North Korea?

Norks have VX and are willing to use it. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:47 AM (WQX/u)

483 Top Dem told Warren to run for president in 2020

http://hill.cm/4KBBcYi

Posted by: The LOLing Hat at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (vBeA5)

484 Another Gene Hackman flick on TCM. Night Moves. Mid 70s flick. A very young Melanie Griffin is in it. Maybe 17? She gets nekid a couple of times. She was a beauty. Plastic surgery has not been kind to her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (pY+s4)

485 Besides, I've used up my annual quota of F*cks.

See?

Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (LMcFk)

486 Milo goes for a double troll:

President Trump paid over $38,000,000 in taxes in 2005.

That's enough to feed Rosie O'Donnell for 7 days!

Posted by: Mathers at March 15, 2017 12:50 AM (3myMJ)

487 448 Long day at work here.
Then Dad is coming down for the 3rd anniversary of Mom's death tomorrow.
Be well. Nite all.
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 15, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)
***

Farmer, I've always wanted to ask you - do you have a daughter?

Posted by: Innocent fieldworker down the way at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (uKWAY)

488 you aware that this report both involved a discussion of the impeachment of the President of South Korea and the the assassination of one of Kim Jong Un's relatives in Kuala Lumpur by means of VX chemical warfare agent, probably at the orders of someone in North Korea?

Norks have VX and are willing to use it. Let that sink in.
Posted by: Kindltot




well sure they have vx but not necessarily a useful delivery system. the South Koreans might have some countermeasures to deal with thousands of norks streaming across the dmz with spray bottles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)

489 Besides, I've used up my annual quota of F*cks.

See?
Posted by: Average Guy
----------

Heh. I have bales of them stored away in the basement. I started stockpiling during the election.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (ZO497)

490 well, Lowes is a bit farther from my house than Home Despot, but what's 2 miles each way in Lost Angels.

dotusapro.com/lowes-just-gave-muslims-middle-finger-ill-shopping-often/


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (FZZXd)

The hypocrisy from the left in that article makes me want to vomit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (tHwdc)

491 have to get garbage disposal replaced. have any suggestions for dual use in sink garbage disposal / woodchipper?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)

492 well sure they have vx but not necessarily a useful
delivery system. the South Koreans might have some countermeasures to
deal with thousands of norks streaming across the dmz with spray
bottles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)


Well, the joke used to be that they had nukes too, but their delivery system was UPS.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (WQX/u)

493 Chihuahua races, how can they resist nipping at each others heels?

Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (08Did)

494 Well, the joke used to be that they had nukes too, but their delivery system was UPS.
Posted by: Kindltot




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)

495 486 Besides, I've used up my annual quota of F*cks.

See?
Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:49 AM (LMcFk)



Get a good night's sleep. You will find your stock replenished in the morning when you turn on the MFN.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 15, 2017 12:54 AM (TdMsT)

496 Trump paid over $38 million in federal taxes in 2005.

to put it another way, that's enough money to feed Rosie O'Donnell for a week.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:54 AM (FZZXd)

497 have to get garbage disposal replaced. have any suggestions for dual use in sink garbage disposal / woodchipper?
Posted by: yankeefifth
------------

Two stage, 240V, 3/4 hp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2017 12:55 AM (ZO497)

498 I will come clean, my GF is Korean, and I know a lot of her Korean friends.

Every single one of them would have done what that professor's wife did, but some of them would have been picking the kids up by the head like bowling balls in their panic.

My mom would have chased me out with a broom and damn the optics.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2017 12:56 AM (WQX/u)

499 Heh. Don't think so. There a many here I couldn't hold a candle to. That list just tweaked me, #10 in particular.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 12:42 AM (LMcFk


I'm amazed at the constraint actually. I typed and deleted 3 or 4 times and just gave up.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2017 12:57 AM (aMlLZ)

500 have to get garbage disposal replaced. have any suggestions for dual use in sink garbage disposal / woodchipper?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)



I can't see that Troy Built makes an in-sink garbage disposal.

But you can be sure that if they did, it would also be a wood chipper.

Write them and ask?

With that, y'all, I'm not only in Teh Barrel, but am to sleep, anon.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2017 12:57 AM (v5iqM)

501 491 well, Lowes is a bit farther from my house than Home Despot, but what's 2 miles each way in Lost Angels.

dotusapro.com/lowes-just-gave-muslims-middle-finger-ill-shopping-often/


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 12:39 AM (FZZXd)

The hypocrisy from the left in that article makes me want to vomit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (tHwdc)


That article is a month old. I hope they haven't caved by now.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 12:58 AM (sdi6R)

502 Norks have VX and are willing to use it. Let that sink in.
Posted by: Kindltot

well sure they have vx but not necessarily a useful delivery system. the South Koreans might have some countermeasures to deal with thousands of norks streaming across the dmz with spray bottles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)


Release the elite YouTube wannabe-celebrity death squad!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 15, 2017 12:58 AM (vBeA5)

503 , 240V, 3/4 hp
Posted by: Mike Hammer


heh


how about this

https://tinyurl.com/jpz74t9

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)

504 Trump paid over $38 million in federal taxes in 2005.

to put it another way, that's enough money to feed Rosie O'Donnell for a week.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 15, 2017 12:59 AM (bEHhv)

505 Well, I found, and fixed, the source of the escaped smoke in The TR6 the other night. Some unused instrument lamp wires that I had clipped off short, but not short enough, found a ground, and one of them glowed red and burned its insulation. Also fried the dimmer rheostat in the headlight switch. Stop lamps not involved in any way.

So cut out the unused wires back to the big splice, and taped up the few other wires that got slightly melted. Replaced the headlight switch with an Autolite one robbed out of the Zip van, and all is well once more.

And I got my Suburban back, and it is driving OK, albeit with no 4WD capability at the moment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:01 AM (WDdjT)

506 Chihuahua races, how can they resist nipping at each others heels?

Posted by: gNewt at March 15, 2017 12:53 AM (08Did)

They are in separate lanes with partitions between them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:02 AM (WDdjT)

507 Trump paid over $38 million in federal taxes in 2005.

to put it another way, that's enough money to feed Rosie O'Donnell for a week.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 15, 2017 12:59 AM (bEHhv)


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 15, 2017 01:02 AM (vBeA5)

508
I was once drove a Hyundai.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:06 AM (BJR66)

509 So I got my bank statement yesterday. There was a debit card charge for Amazon for $39.99. For the life of me I don't know what it was for.

A couple years ago I had about a dozen unauthorized charges on my card. I disputed them with the bank, and they gave me credit for them, canceled my card, and issued me a new one.

This time it's just one mysterious charge. It's entirely possible that I bought something online and forgot to write it down. But I have no idea what it was.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

510 rickl, check your orders at Amazon. Helps me out a lot.

In the meantime, I just ordered the 30th anniversary special edition on bluray of Close Encounters. I just can't help myself anymore...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (u8kLQ)

511 "... the the assassination of one of Kim Jong Un's relatives in Kuala Lumpur by means of VX chemical warfare agent"
---
i still don't buy the whole "VX" story...

VX is a persistent nerve agent which is both a liquid (contact) and vapor (inhalation) threat

everyone who came in contact with or was even near the body should have shown at least *some* signs and symptoms, since the LD50 dose is microscopic.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (FZZXd)

512 I will note for the record that explosives were not prohibited.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:10 AM (zZb/S)

513
So I got my bank statement yesterday. There was a debit card charge for Amazon for $39.99. For the life of me I don't know what it was for.

A couple of weeks ago I get this email at midnight informing that my Malwarebytes protection automatically renewed for another year. $39.99.

I wasn't amused.

And they make it very difficult, by using a third party bill system, to cancel the automatic renewal.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:10 AM (BJR66)

514 Is Louise Mensch a parody or a real person?

Posted by: iSoothsayer


Apparently Beel Krystol's Gestapo Kommandant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2017 01:11 AM (4YGWz)

515 everyone who came in contact with or was even near the body should have shown at least *some* signs and symptoms, since the LD50 dose is microscopic.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (FZZXd)

Supposedly, the victim had his face wiped by two women, each with one component of a binary nerve poison. The second woman also became poisoned, and was sent to hospital.

So if the stuff was liquid, with a low vapor pressure, it could be that any vapors from it were too dilute to poison onlookers or EMT types.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:11 AM (WDdjT)

516 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at March 15, 2017 01:12 AM (JZdsf)

517
It's extortion!

I pay Avast and Malwarebytes to protect me from viruses and fraud, and it turns out they're in on the racket.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:12 AM (BJR66)

518 And they make it very difficult, by using a third party bill system, to cancel the automatic renewal.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:10 AM (BJR66)

---
just tell the bank you need a new card, because the secret code wore off the back...

that should change the expiration date, and render the # they have useless.

or tell them you lost it, and get a new one. that gets you a completely different #

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:13 AM (FZZXd)

519 "... the the assassination of one of Kim Jong Un's relatives in Kuala Lumpur by means of VX chemical warfare agent"
---
i still don't buy the whole "VX" story...

VX is a persistent nerve agent which is both a liquid (contact) and vapor (inhalation) threat

everyone who came in contact with or was even near the body should have shown at least *some* signs and symptoms, since the LD50 dose is microscopic.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March

I don't know. The delayed onset looks like a contact agent that didn't aerosolize to effect others. Might not be "Vx", but I bet the front line analysis tools in Malaysia would report it a such.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:14 AM (zZb/S)

520 Splay botter? Dream on, yankee impiriast dog!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 15, 2017 01:14 AM (JZdsf)

521 Since every ONT must have some classic rock content...

Sat. night my friend came over for dinner. Brought his old VCR, and his copy of The Song Remains The Same on VHS. Say what you will about Zep, they knew how to put on a show. Especially Plant's pants.

Last time (only other time) I saw TSRTS was in the theater; I must have been 12 or so... ~40 years ago. Went with my big brother. It was a double feature with the Grateful Dead movie. IIRC there was some animosity between the Zep fans and the Deadheads. Of course, that could have just been me projecting.

I only had snippets of memories from my original viewing. The gangster scene. Page using the bow. Bonham's dragster. Plant's pants. But when I watched it the other night, it was like I had just watched it the day before. The fantasy sequences were over-indulgent, save Bonham's, which was not a fantasy sequence at all. Music awesome.

I recommend it if you haven't already seen it, or haven't seen it in 40 years...

Posted by: Average Guy at March 15, 2017 01:14 AM (LMcFk)

522 So if the stuff was liquid, with a low vapor pressure, it could be that
any vapors from it were too dilute to poison onlookers or EMT types.
---
then it wasn't VX.

among other things, VX isn't a binary agent, last time i looked.

but i'll be BIAB.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:15 AM (FZZXd)

523 510 rickl, check your orders at Amazon. Helps me out a lot.

In the meantime, I just ordered the 30th anniversary special edition on bluray of Close Encounters. I just can't help myself anymore...

-------

A manic and hysterical Richard Dreyfus thanks you for your support.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2017 01:16 AM (JZdsf)

524 510 rickl, check your orders at Amazon. Helps me out a lot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:07 AM (u8kLQ)


Nope, I don't see any order for $39.99.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2017 01:18 AM (sdi6R)

525 Well, I am ready to hit the sack. I was up earlier this morning, and I want to do the same tomorrow. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)

526 That 'Since I've been Loving You' is about as good as Zeppelin got.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 01:19 AM (Gbk/a)

527 491 have to get garbage disposal replaced. have any suggestions for dual use in sink garbage disposal / woodchipper?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)

++++

I'd go with the mutant goatchuck. It's a compromise beast. Not as efficient as either the pure goat garbage disposal or the pure woodchuck woodchipper, but if you need the 2-in-1 option, the goatchuck is the way to go.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2017 01:19 AM (R+30W)

528 Cicero, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:20 AM (u8kLQ)

529 There are binary formulations of VX or Vx, I don't remember which

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:20 AM (zZb/S)

530 rickl, yup. Call the bank then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:20 AM (u8kLQ)

531 I'm hearing that Maddow is really disappointed about the underwhelming response to tonight's Trump tax news.

Folks at MSNBC say her dick hasn't been this limp in years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:21 AM (u8kLQ)

532 Won't Amazon be able to tell you exactly what you ordered, when, and where it was delivered?

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 01:22 AM (Gbk/a)

533 garrett, yup. Good point!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:23 AM (u8kLQ)

534
just tell the bank you need a new card, because the secret code wore off the back...


It was charged on my paypal, which is linked to my checking acct.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:23 AM (BJR66)

535 There are a few Korean moms in our neighborhood, plus I used to work with a white guy who married a Korean lady.


South Korean moms do not fuck around

Posted by: Original Jake at March 15, 2017 01:24 AM (dOt1E)

536 Willowed this:. Is there some Statuate of Limitation reason they're only leaking 2005?

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:24 AM (zZb/S)

537 Have a friend at FB who likes to say goodnight every night, I think it's in Klingon.

I've been responding "nanu nanu."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:26 AM (u8kLQ)

538 >>It was charged on my paypal, which is linked to my checking acct.


There should be all sorts of info on your paypal and amazon accounts re. the charges. If not, it's gotta be bogus.

Unless you pre-ordered something and forgot about it.

Happens to me a bunch with all the books and LPs I buy.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2017 01:26 AM (Gbk/a)

539 536 Willowed this:. Is there some Statuate of Limitation reason they're only leaking 2005?


No, it is most likely the only one that Trump put out there.

Posted by: somejoe at March 15, 2017 01:27 AM (bEHhv)

540 garrett, yup. Sometimes I forget about something. Amazon doesn't usually charge you until it ships.

In the meantime, have an FB friend who posted that he hopes CNN or Fox posts Rachel Maddow's tax returns tomorrow night.

"Wow, 80 thousand bucks a year on vibrators!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:29 AM (u8kLQ)

541 531 I'm hearing that Maddow is really disappointed about the underwhelming response to tonight's Trump tax news.

Folks at MSNBC say her dick hasn't been this limp in years.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I'm sure Hilary had it, Trump knew it, and called her bluff ... If she had gone all in on; Trump could have leaked it himself and crushed her.

Not impossible Trump leaked it himself, just to change the conversation.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:30 AM (zZb/S)

542 Jean, yup. I also am hearing the WH went ahead and released the returns about an hour before Maddow's show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:31 AM (u8kLQ)

543 turns out there is a binary VX... and others.

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/831901-overview

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 01:31 AM (FZZXd)

544
South Korean moms do not fuck around
Posted by: Original Jake at March 15, 2017 01:24 AM (dOt1E)
***

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: GIs everywhere in South Korea at March 15, 2017 01:32 AM (uKWAY)

545 >>South Korean moms do not fuck around


They certainly won't if you won't take off your shoes.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 15, 2017 01:33 AM (Gbk/a)

546 I'm gonna stop.second guessing Trump with this media shit, Bannon is kicking their asses.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2017 01:34 AM (zZb/S)

547 "Wow, 80 thousand bucks a year on vibrators!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:29 AM (u8kLQ)


Those are cement vibrators! It is vital to remove all air bubbles from cement ornamental statuary.


Be sure to stop by my online store: the Masonry Missile.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 15, 2017 01:36 AM (bEHhv)

548 Ever wondered if that creepy pasta "Candle Cove" was real... and made by the Japanese anime industry?

I don't think I have to wonder anymore...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 15, 2017 01:40 AM (vBeA5)

549 UW-Tacoma. The little University of Washington that couldn't.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 15, 2017 01:41 AM (FtrY1)

550
Texas executed a killer today -- only took 30 years.

Lawyers.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:49 AM (BJR66)

551 Guys look quick! Geraldo is opening Trump's safe!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2017 01:49 AM (VdICR)

552
During a trial recess, Bigby removed a gun from the unoccupied bench of the judge in the courtroom, went to the judge's chambers and aimed the gun at the judge's head, saying "Let's go", after which Bigby was subdued by the judge. The defense made a motion for a mistrial and requested the judge's recusal from the case. Both defense motions were denied.


Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:51 AM (BJR66)

553
You gotta love Texas judges, tho. That one, at least.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:51 AM (BJR66)

554 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight!

What big reveal with Maddow have tomorrow night? Skidmarks in Trump's BVDs perhaps????? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2017 01:54 AM (u8kLQ)

555 I'm waiting for Maddow to come clean about her daddy not loving her enough growing up, although her Uncle Stan.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 15, 2017 01:55 AM (cm1Bl)

556
heheh, check out Matt Lauer getting schooled by George Bush during an attempt to use the foolish Bush as a bat to beat President Trump:

(watch to very end)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqrGC9T9HYA

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 15, 2017 01:56 AM (BJR66)

557 Today was what the Japanese call White Day.

Valentine's Day is celebrated in Japan by women giving chocolate to the important men in their lives, and to those men who they'd like to be more important to them, if you know what I mean. It's clear from the type of chocolate they give just how important you are to them. She can give you a cheap piece of store-bought chocolate just out of pure obligation, or she can go all-out and give you, like, a fancy home-made chocolate cake if you're more important to her.

White Day is one month later, and that's when men return the favor three-fold. If you got one piece of cheap chocolate from a female co-worker on Valentine's Day, you're expected to give her three pieces of cheap white chocolate (or one nicer piece of white chocolate) on White Day, for example. And if she gave you a really fancy home-made chocolate cake, you can reciprocate by giving her, oh, maybe some white lingerie.

That seems like a nice custom to me! I'd sure like to get such a clear signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my clumsy romantic advances.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 15, 2017 01:57 AM (0OG8D)

558 That seems like a nice custom to me! I'd sure like to get such a clear
signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my
clumsy romantic advances.


The slap in the face, the stun gun, the kick to the crotch. I've always used these as guideposts in my dealings with the fairer sex.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:03 AM (IcT7t)

559 The slap in the face, the stun gun, the kick to the crotch. I've always used these as guideposts in my dealings with the fairer sex.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:03 AM (IcT7t)

---

lol

Posted by: SMFH at March 15, 2017 02:05 AM (CRotO)

560 MisHum loves her/him some Guardian. Aint that the "news" source that abolished comments b/c of the need to keep the reader on the "correct" wavelength? After all, they don't write liberal screed only to have that work wiped out by one or more informative comments with opposing viewpoints.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 15, 2017 02:09 AM (g9d8D)

561 lol

I made an angel smile!

Oh, wait, you're more like a Valkyrie.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:09 AM (IcT7t)

562 That seems like a nice custom to me! I'd sure like to get such a clear signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my clumsy romantic advances.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 15, 2017 01:57 AM (0OG8D)


Ignore those bitches!

Praise me instead, master!!1!

Posted by: GateBox waifu in a glass box at March 15, 2017 02:12 AM (vBeA5)

563 Jumping Jupiter, my IRS electronic filing took less than a week to clear and "the check is in the mail."

I'm all creeped out! Is this the Trump Effect made manifest?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 15, 2017 02:13 AM (FtrY1)

564 That seems like a nice custom to me! I'd sure like to get such a clear
signal from the women in my life as to just how open they are to my
clumsy romantic advances.
---
the American women i've known over the years tend to just use "The Nice Guy" speech...

"Hey red, you're a really nice guy...."

followed by either "...and a great friend..." or "...but..."

yeah, i've heard that a whole lot over the years. if i were to wind up single again, which i already kinda am, i'm not sure i'd even bother ever looking again.

at least not here in Lost Angels

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 02:16 AM (FZZXd)

565 554 perhaps Trump's g-string underwear?

I can see her now, "Oh yeah? Prove their NOT!"

Posted by: socalcon at March 15, 2017 02:19 AM (WAnre)

566 perhaps Trump's g-string underwear?

I can see her now, "Oh yeah? Prove their NOT!"

Posted by: socalcon at March 15, 2017 02:19 AM (WAnre)


What a stupid time to be alive...

Posted by: The Unstoopid Hat at March 15, 2017 02:22 AM (vBeA5)

567 Heh Blanco,

Been called a lot of things, but 'angel' has never been one of them.

Valkyrie is more apt.

Posted by: SMFH at March 15, 2017 02:30 AM (CRotO)

568 Let's just say I'm not hungry anymore...

https://twitter.com/_icze4r/status/841870344906543104

Posted by: The Udon Hat at March 15, 2017 02:36 AM (vBeA5)

569 twitter.com/YeahKenny/status/841825208189255680

SFW

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 02:45 AM (VKvfp)

570 Ahahahaha!

Nicola Sturgeon abandons bid to remain in EU as poll shows record level of Euroscepticism in Scotland

http://bit.ly/2mr2M1m

Posted by: The Kilted Hat at March 15, 2017 02:49 AM (vBeA5)

571 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2017 02:51 AM (IcT7t)

572 Posted by: The Kilted Hat at March 15, 2017 02:49 AM (vBeA5)

Nice to see Scotland getting its senses. Nobody should want to be in the EU.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 15, 2017 03:03 AM (J+mig)

573 Doohan:

I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note. So I called her, and I said "Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, of Star Trek. I'm doing a convention in Indianapolis. I want to see you there." I saw her, boy I'm telling you, I couldn't believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously, she wasn't going to the right people. Anyhow, I said to her, "I'm doing a convention two weeks from now, in St. Louis. And two weeks after...she also came to New York. She was obviously able to afford to come to these places. And this went on for two or three years. Maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her. And then all of a sudden, nothing. I didn't hear anything. I had no idea what was happening, because I never really saved her address. Eight years later, I get a letter saying, "I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me. Because I just got my Master's Degree in Electronic Engineering." You know, to me, that's the best thing I've ever done in my life. And it brings tears to my eyes every time I even talk about the story.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2017 03:16 AM (VdICR)

574 >>>White Day is one month later, and that's when men return the favor three-fold. If you got one piece of cheap chocolate from a female co-worker on Valentine's Day, you're expected to give her three pieces of cheap white chocolate (or one nicer piece of white chocolate) on White Day, for example.

Harrumph! I like steak and a blowjob day better!

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 15, 2017 03:26 AM (VY2sw)

575 LOL!

https://twitter.com/FluffyDogAttack/status/841905073554898944

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:27 AM (VKvfp)

576 The clock is 10 minutes slow...

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 15, 2017 03:27 AM (VY2sw)

577 The slap in the face, the stun gun, the kick to the crotch. I've always
used these as guideposts in my dealings with the fairer sex.
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pretty sure Mace goes in there between "slap" and "stun gun"...

that's what my friend said.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:29 AM (VKvfp)

578 https://twitter.com/FluffyDogAttack/status/841905073554898944

Night in the ruts!

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 15, 2017 03:30 AM (VY2sw)

579 8 minutes slow here on the Left Coast

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:30 AM (VKvfp)

580 Hello, and good night.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 15, 2017 03:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

581 Sock on
GooGoodmorninghorde

Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 15, 2017 03:40 AM (HDU3V)

582 it's a #Madcow #NothingBurger...

schadenboner status: Collapsium


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:43 AM (VKvfp)

583 I'd like to think you jack-wagons could not get less funneh than when I thought you were not funneh the last time I thought this; but my recent observations of these here-abouts have thoroughly disabused me of that forlorn hope.

In short, once again, I am not amused.

FYAVFMYFFFPOFFFFF;... never mind.

Posted by: somejoe at March 15, 2017 03:52 AM (bEHhv)

584 Let's just say I'm not hungry anymore...
https://twitter.com/_icze4r/ status/841870344906543104
Posted by: The Udon Hat


That word was used for food first; it just means to pour broth or soup on something. Pr0n borrowed the word. Probably because when you have a pictographic language, it's easier to borrow existing words than to make up new ones.

...

Stoopid daylight savings time, I should not still be awake at this hour.

Stoopid me, also, since I shouldn't have been awake an hour ago, either. Guess I'll go see if I can force myself to sleep.

Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2017 04:14 AM (JmGsr)

585 Very interesting. And stupid. But mostly stupid.

Posted by: Artie Johnson at March 15, 2017 05:16 AM (bEHhv)

586 Mornin'.

Still snowed in. It's frustrating because one side of my building, the side where my windows are, faces a major road that is, just barely, passable. So I'm looking out at *some* traffic. But, the minor side street on the other side of my building, the side that our driveways enter out onto, is completely impassable. And both driveways leading to it are chest-high with drifts. And our lot itself is over knee-high, and even higher where the drifts are.

Sedans are buried up to the roofs in drifts. Larger trucks and SUVs, like my Jeep, are buried up to the doors.

On top of all that, it hasn't stopped snowing for 24 freakin hours now, which is why we can't really get plowed out. They did try yesterday but we're getting dumped on so fast, and the drifts are so high, their efforts were wiped out within an hour. At this point I think everybody is just waiting for it to stop f'ing snowing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 05:32 AM (ul9CR)

587 On top of all that, it hasn't stopped snowing for 24 freakin hours now, which is why we can't really get plowed out. They did try yesterday but we're getting dumped on so fast, and the drifts are so high, their efforts were wiped out within an hour. At this point I think everybody is just waiting for it to stop f'ing snowing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 05:32 AM (ul9CR)

Every time I read something like that, I understand why my parents decided that the subtropics were the place to be.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 15, 2017 05:35 AM (J+mig)

588 At this point I think everybody is just waiting for it to stop f'ing snowing.
---
nope: it was 95* plus here Sunday and Monday, and mid-80s here yesterday, with the same due today.

what is this "snow" you speak of?




Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 05:36 AM (VKvfp)

589 It's western NY, we're used to it. Not this year though, as there's barely been any snow till now. This storm has to equal all the snow we've had the rest of the winter. Actually I see a Grand Cherokee buried so far up all I can see are a few square inches of the top of the roof. And it's bigger than my ride which is just buried about halfway up the sides, so it all depends where one was parked when it hit.

But none of that really matters since we can't get out anyway. Sucky part is, I work from home so I don't even get any free days off.

Wish I had some brandy or something. I'm not usually much of a drinker but I wouldn't mind some on hand right now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 05:43 AM (ul9CR)

590 s a #Madcow #NothingBurger...

schadenboner status: Collapsium




Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:43 AM (VKvfp)

Enjoying this story, but distressed that her popularity is soaring. That means that a awful lot of people believe everything she says!
Couple of feet of snow here, hope the snowblower starts later...

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2017 05:55 AM (PLCSu)

591 579 8 minutes slow here on the Left Coast


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2017 03:30 AM (VKvfp


Global warming. Ugh!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 15, 2017 06:19 AM (02ar8)

592 Yeah, I saw at lest one RW blog refer to Maddow's "failing" show. Fake news, actually her ratings are way up.

But I get it. Speaking generally, not specifically to the tax returns issue. When Obama won his first election I retreated to the "comfort food" shows and blogs for several months. We have them, they have them. The Left is retreating to theirs like many righties did to ours after an election that scared us. Our reasons, and shows/blogs, are better though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 06:20 AM (ul9CR)

593 579 8 minutes slow here on the Left Coast

It's The Russians.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2017 06:21 AM (ul9CR)

594 schmuck shumer plans on shutting down the goobermint if pp is defunded.

I don't think he's thought this through all the way.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 15, 2017 06:22 AM (d76uN)

595 Morning, all.

Got home around 3.00pm or so, changed clothes and started up the snowblower. The snow was about 7-8 inches deep at that point and just turning over to snow, so it took me a couple of hours to do the driveway, side entrance and front entrance of Stately Poppins Manor and by the time I was done, all of my "weatherproof" clothes were soaking wet.

I thought I should make another sweep before I went to bed, but the wind was howling and I was too tired.

Got up at 3.00am this morning. Rain and snow had hardened to ice. Damned plows had been by and blocked me in. Took me another two hours of chopping up ice-snow packs before I could run the snowblower through them, and I still wasn't finished before I had to shower and leave for work.

I work for two doctors. One took yesterday off because of the storm. The other is taking today off because she was in yesterday.

Me? I'm here every damned day.

It's 6.33am and I want to go home!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2017 06:25 AM (X6fMO)

596 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2017 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

597 I don't think he's thought this through all the way.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 15, 2017 06:22 AM (d76uN)

It's genetic...synapse deficiency.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2017 06:26 AM (x9c8r)

598
It's 6.33am and I want to go home!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2017 06:25 AM (X6fMO)


18 degrees here. Me no likey. But only 3/4 inch of snow which was mostly gone by yesterday afternoon as it warmed to just 32 degrees but nice sunshine for a few hours.

We should be in the garden planting taters and onions by now. Every season is different.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 15, 2017 06:29 AM (02ar8)

599 MPPPP, just imagine a nice stream with a waterfall in the distance. Let the warm water relax you. Then let Al Gore's head back up to catch another breath.

Or a jet engine used as a snow melter. http://tinyurl.com/hbom6uy. short clip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2017 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

600 JJ is up and posting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2017 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

601 Pres. Trump is tweeting away today. Sounds like he is in a good mood. Addresses everything from tax return. Snoop Dog, rally in TN and trip to Detroit. Too funny.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2017 09:22 AM (Phln5)

602 To #15- Posted by: working on the solo to Sweet Child O' Mine at March 14, 2017 09:57 PM (wpC7C)

Your riposte to that old chestnut "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" was a welcome relief.

"Practice" is INDEED doing the same thing over and over again, expecting better results.

So, thank you. Einstein may have been smart, but his one-liners aren't ALWAYS the Smug Final Absolutes that
web-commenters believe they are.

Posted by: Deip-Lo, Rabble Extraordinaire at March 15, 2017 03:02 PM (ogwxK)

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