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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

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Mornin' Morons.

It's the weekend!!!! Enjoy!!!

Here are a few things that didn't get much attention here at the AoSHQ.


That wraps up the weird news for the week. Feel free to comment on any of these stories or make up your own in this open thread. Just remember it's Saturday morning life goes on without politics.

No running with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

Have a great weekend!!!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:05 AM




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1 Well I'll be.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:04 AM (Jd44p)

2 almost everything in there has to do with drinking or porn.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:05 AM (A6uIZ)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

4 Okay, if no one has shown up yet I'll go get em.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:06 AM (Jd44p)

5 teej, are you enjoying the crazy results from the Big-12 basketball tournament?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

6 Meh, NaCly and Bigby are probably the only two up.
Except for Skip of course who has no doubt been at work for a couple of hours.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:08 AM (Jd44p)

7 It looks like Coach Weber has saved his own job, for now. Maybe, since WVU won by one point, and the team beat Baylor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

8 Showtime has a special documentary show "Trumped".
I watched it last night, it was really great fun.
Produced by 2 liberal reporters we make fun of on a regular basis.
Watch them cry.

Posted by: navybrat at March 11, 2017 08:10 AM (w7KSn)

9 Except for last night NaCly, pretty much.
Kinda hated to see KU fall to TCU but if it gets the Frogs in the dance I guess it's worth it.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:11 AM (Jd44p)

10 Bigby's Typing Hands, and the problem is?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

11 I've got a kid, so...

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:11 AM (A6uIZ)

12 Those rotary snow plows look pretty steampunk.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 11, 2017 08:12 AM (ppaKI)

13 About midway through the second half i was begging him to rest the starters by subbing in a couple of guys who played really well in the first half.
But would be listen to me?
Noooooo

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:13 AM (Jd44p)

14 I really gave up on pro and college basketball a long time ago, around the time of Rolando Blackman. I keep an eye on the HS teams, though.

Most of the local teams at the HS level around here made it to State, and lost. It's funny. The small schools were happy to make it to State, and Manhattan was crushed to lose to Lawrence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

15 those exploding ecig batteries are probably due to the buttons getting stuck down. the pen type ecigs and spinner 2s are pretty bad for that. plus, putting them in your pocket is probably bad

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:15 AM (A6uIZ)

16 The Corgies have been called

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2017 08:17 AM (J+eG2)

17 11. Bigby's Typing Hands

Yes, I understand. Popular culture is extremely corrosive on good upbringing. I see this daily.

It seems that two plugged-in, wise parents are the first line of defense. You can't fake good parenting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

18 Chrystal Gambino! With a name like that, you'd a thought the dead hubby would've known better.

I like how the dead coke head, menage-a-trios hubby and f-buddies families are all broken up about their idiot relatives getting whacked.

If your gonna go something, do it right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 08:20 AM (5VlCp)

19 I would like to point out that the Donner pass is now double tracked. How the world has changed.

Also, juggling drunk is not hard, if you are good at juggling.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM (WQX/u)

20 teej, coaches always act like they know best, especially when they do not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

21 >>>3some? Check into a motel. Deadly lesson learned.

Ugh. One of the other two was a dude.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM (vRcUp)

22 With the new narrower EO being shutdown, the judiciary has effectively abrogated to itself executive branch authority and functions.

We are in a constitutional crisis and Trump has to tell the courts to pound sand.

Also McConnel is slow walking Trumps appointments, basically Trump gotta go on the war path.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 11, 2017 08:23 AM (op1pF)

23 Just when I thought we were out of the woods for the year, snow is in the forecast for Monday and Tuesday. It's 15 degrees outside right now. Oh well. We've been spoiled. Up till now, we've had maybe a dozen days of winter. Craziest winter I've ever seen. I wish all of them could be like this. Usually winter makes me feel like sticking my hand down the garbage disposal. This winter I've mostly been non-psychotic.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:23 AM (dFi94)

24 Can't believe nobody has said it yet, so I will


"Lawyer, lawyer, pants on fire"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2017 08:24 AM (wPiJc)

25 >>>The State of Utah, lowers its BAC for drunk driving.

Mormons. What do you expect?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:24 AM (vRcUp)

26 Didn't see this show up here yet, but it's hilarious:


BBC live interview goes horribly wrong as children interrupt their dad

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zthnqak

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2017 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

27 teej, is TCU going on now that Iowa State beat them?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

28 we wuz waiting for muldoon to say it first

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:24 AM (A6uIZ)

29 Crystal Gambino, 43, found her husband, Giovanni Gambino, 42, in bed with Geoffrey Glen Gilliland, 33, and Stephanie Lynn Sanchez, 33, in the North Carolina home

The only thing worse then getting killed by the wife in the middle of a three way, is getting killed by the wife in the middle of the Devil's Three Way.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 08:25 AM (8ikIW)

30 Also, juggling drunk is not hard, if you are good at juggling.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM (WQX/u)

Yeah...it'd take walking a highwire too, to impress me.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2017 08:26 AM (x9c8r)

31 I don't miss snow, that's for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2017 08:26 AM (EZebt)

32 Those cops went for the juggler!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2017 08:27 AM (wPiJc)

33 I thought there was leniency for crimes of passion. 29 years seems a bit long, given the provocation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:27 AM (vRcUp)

34 On this day in Rock and Roll History:


March 11, 1970, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young released their first LP "Deja vu". It topped the pop album chart for one week and generated three Top 40 singles: "Woodstock", "Teach Your Children", and "Our House". In 2003, the album was ranked #147 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:29 AM (dFi94)

35 Last night Where Eagles Dare was on, and this morning, The Blue Max. Its like i am 11 years old again!!

Posted by: goatexchange at March 11, 2017 08:29 AM (YFnq5)

36 That was 47 years ago. Dang I am old.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:30 AM (dFi94)

37 Steve and Cold Bear, if the wife does not go around carrying, there may be some premeditation going on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

38 The story about the college kid juggling is cute. The dumb bank robber is dumb. I skipped the pron stories.

Good morning everyone. Grammie, it's cold here too. Boo.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:31 AM (sBOL1)

39 BBC live interview goes horribly wrong as children interrupt their dad



http://preview.tinyurl.com/zthnqak

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2017 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
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The kid in the walker cracked me up. So proud that he could maneuver into daddy's office. Don't give those little rugrats an inch! They'll take a few miles while they are being all cute and all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 11, 2017 08:31 AM (MIKMs)

40 @33

29 years is lenient.

Aggravated murder can be 25-life for each count.

She pled to 3 counts of manslaughter so each count is 9 and a third years.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 11, 2017 08:31 AM (op1pF)

41 I thought there was leniency for crimes of passion. 29 years seems a bit long, given the provocation.

===

10 years for each murder, less one year for the husband

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (A6uIZ)

42 Good morning bluebell. I'm sitting here stupified that I am geriatric. When did that happen.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (dFi94)

43 @22- Kreplach

^^This^^
Kreplach has a hammer and is always driving nails around here.

I don't know NaCly. That win might have been enough to squeak em into the ncaa tourney. Up to the committee. They had to play in the toughest conference by far in the country this year so maybe...

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (Jd44p)

44 Quite the sobriety test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unseSFWjuqs

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

45 grammie winger, you're not old, just experienced.

Does not wine in a bottle age to become better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

46 grammie, you're not geriatric. It's just that it's cold outside.

When it warms up, you'll be a teenager again. Or 29, like me.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:34 AM (sBOL1)

47 coaches always act like they know best, especially when they do not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: N. Pelosi, life coach at March 11, 2017 08:34 AM (DMUuz)

48 Does not wine in a bottle age to become better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
====================

I don't know. I usually drink it too fast to tell. I might have an old bottle of Boone's Farm around here somewhere. I could look for it and try it out.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:34 AM (dFi94)

49
It seems that two plugged-in, wise parents are the first line of defense. You can't fake good parenting.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:19 AM (u82oZ)
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And good parents foster a love of reading. If you read, you are connected to the best of high (and low) culture from years and centuries past. And if you feel adrift from your own contemporary schlockerati, you have some sense of continuity that bypasses the current morass.

You also note that people from your favorite eras complained that they too were living in a vast moral and cultural wasteland.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 08:34 AM (EnKk6)

50 Me too grammie. I was just about to turn 15.
Thanks for putting that up though.
Great band from the greatest era for popular music.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:35 AM (Jd44p)

51 I don't know why I let MisHum drag me into this every week, but yikes:


"Gaston County District Attorney Locke Bell said Crystal Gambino dragged Sanchez's body outside to burn it, but she stopped after realizing she had to pick up her 8-year-old daughter from school."

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2017 08:36 AM (wPiJc)

52 Check into a motel. Deadly lesson learned.

Ugh. One of the other two was a dude.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM (vRcUp)

so two women would be different?

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:36 AM (R7cwD)

53 When it warms up, you'll be a teenager again. Or 29, like me.





Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:34 AM (sBOL1)
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I liked being part of the Woodstock generation. 29 was okay too. Actually I think the decade I enjoyed most was my 40's. I don't know why.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:36 AM (dFi94)

54 35 Last night Where Eagles Dare was on, and this morning, The Blue Max. Its like i am 11 years old again!!
Posted by: goatexchange at March 11, 2017 08:29 AM (YFnq5)
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Flying real aircraft -- under bridges -- no CGI. The eye and brain know fakery on some level.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 08:37 AM (EnKk6)

55 Kreplach, the crisis started some time ago.

Where were the conservative judiciary when TFG was issuing illegal executive orders for the past 8 years?

Oh that's right, silent and invisible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2017 08:37 AM (EZebt)

56 Does not wine in a bottle age to become better?
Posted by: NaCly Dogat March 11, 2017 08:32 AM


This is one of the great unfairnesses of human existance.

Women are like wine, they get better with age.

Men are like beer. You open them at 18, and then they go flat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 08:37 AM (DMUuz)

57 49 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

It's been going downhill like 1/x^2 since Adam. Or so it seems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

58 Morning, y'all.

Grammie, how's your hair?

I woke up this morning, spend 30 minutes lounging and planning my Friday.

Oops. Backtracking and planning a Saturday is going more slowly...

Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (gTQoY)

59 Crystal Gambino!!!

Wow. That's an awesome name for a fictional character.

It just screams trash and danger.

That is going into the "for use " file. it or some variation on it will find it's way into a future book.

It's so great. Just reading it brings a smile to your face.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (9q7Dl)

60 Great band from the greatest era for popular music.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:35 AM (Jd44p)
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Agree one hundred percent. I wish I had kept my long hippie skirts from those days. Loved those colors and patterns.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (dFi94)

61 Dammit they aren't Pron stories bluebell. They are weird news!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (voOPb)

62 Women are like wine, they get better with age.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 08:37 AM (DMUuz)

------------------

Duncanthrax. We may be friends again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:39 AM (sBOL1)

63 New SF Novella on my blog, link in nic

scroll down for freebies this week - I think the Smashwords stuff ends today

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 11, 2017 08:39 AM (Om16U)

64 Actually I think the decade I enjoyed most was my 40's. I don't know why. Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:36 AM (dFi94)
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Old enough to relax and enjoy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 11, 2017 08:40 AM (MIKMs)

65 so two women would be different?
Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:36 AM (R7cwD)


The article said she was going to burn the body in the yard but remembered that she had to pick up her daughter from school instead.

In this case, I suspect it wouldn't have made much difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:40 AM (WQX/u)

66 Grammie, how's your hair?


Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (gTQoY)
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All fixed by Magic Salon Lady. Just in time too. I'm meeting my son's fiance's family for the first time today. Bridal shower. I'm a nervous wreck. I'm not good with spending the day with new people. I usually say stupid things.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:40 AM (dFi94)

67 Does not wine in a bottle age to become better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
====================

I don't know. I usually drink it too fast to tell. I might have an old bottle of Boone's Farm around here somewhere. I could look for it and try it out.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:34 AM (dFi94)

Reds yes, whites no. Boone's Farm, Nighttrain, Ripple, Wild Irish Rose all get better the faster you drink 'em.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 08:41 AM (5VlCp)

68 It's been going downhill like 1/x^2 since Adam. Or so it seems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

At least it's asymptotic at the bottom; we'll never get there

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2017 08:41 AM (msT6C)

69 grammie, you will bedazzle them with your wit and wisdom and fabulous hair. You'll have a grand time. And bridal showers usually have a cake, which is never a bad thing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:42 AM (sBOL1)

70 Women are like wine, they get better with age.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 08:37 AM (DMUuz)

------------------

Duncanthrax. We may be friends again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:39 AM (sBOL1)

I think that is the sweetest thing I've read on aces.

scratches out all other names , puts Duncan on Fenelon's white board.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:42 AM (R7cwD)

71 Women are like wine, they get better with age.


******


Crystal Gambino may have something to say about that.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2017 08:42 AM (wPiJc)

72 Licking your phone in order to give oral sex to someone is the second stupidest thing I've read in the past few days; The other one was the men thinking that they could lactate and nurse a baby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 08:42 AM (fDdVG)

73 Those kids on the Skype(?)cast were awesome.

Love the rocking head back and forth, all fat and sassy while walking in as if to announce-

"Oh yeah. Bernice is in da hawse!"

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2017 08:43 AM (9q7Dl)

74 I hope so, bluebell. I'm going to sit next to my daughter so she can kick me when I start being an idiot.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 08:43 AM (dFi94)

75 My 40's were great too. Old enough to appreciate what I had, enough money to get what I might need, and arthritis was still waiting for me off stage.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 08:43 AM (8ikIW)

76 Ugh. One of the other two was a dude.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:21 AM (vRcUp)

so two women would be different?

Posted by: willow


I don't know - wouldn't finding out your spouse is bisexual (or repressed homo) be more traumatic than just finding them in an affair with someone of the opposite sex?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:44 AM (vRcUp)

77 Licking your phone in order to give oral sex to
someone is the second stupidest thing I've read in the past few days;
The other one was the men thinking that they could lactate and nurse a
baby.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 08:42 AM (fDdVG)


"They told me I could be anything I liked. I told them I liked pancakes."

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:44 AM (WQX/u)

78 kindltot, it's a horrible thing to happen, cannot ___ine how she felt and killing them was an awful reaction, yet I do a side laugh at how many people do state menage a trois sounds like a great thing . but of course 1 man and two women is ususally the shtick.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:45 AM (R7cwD)

79 And Fenelon, that was my second answer. Because my social filters seem to be working this AM

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:45 AM (WQX/u)

80 The crazed wife was dragging the other woman's body out to burn it (not her husband's, or the other guy) but realized she had to pick up her daughter from school. Seriously vengeful bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2017 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

81 steve , yes to both.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:46 AM (R7cwD)

82
The Death by Porn article is pretty disturbing. First of all, it's Mexico. Second, it appears to be some sort of internet connected electronic billboard which was 'hacked' to display pornography. The firefighter climbed the billboard hoping to disable the display which he felt was going to cause traffic accidents. But he fell to his death.

It's a disturbing trend of constant hacking, yet no one is ever caught. It costs billions of dollars in constant software updates, and prevention software when taking one of these punks out and putting a chunk of hot lead into them is really what needs to happen more often.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 08:46 AM (ZFUt7)

83 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 08:44 AM (vRcUp)

I had a good friend in the Corps who split the sheets with his wife after she decided she was gay. It absolutely crushed him.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2017 08:47 AM (msT6C)

84 "They told me I could be anything I liked. I told them I liked pancakes."


Posted by: Kindltot

Huh?
Pancakes? Where?

Babs Streisand raises her weary head

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 08:48 AM (8ikIW)

85 51 I don't know why I let MisHum drag me into this every week, but yikes:


"Gaston County District Attorney Locke Bell said Crystal Gambino dragged Sanchez's body outside to burn it, but she stopped after realizing she had to pick up her 8-year-old daughter from school."
Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2017 08:36 AM (wPiJc)


Just goes to show that you are more than a poet. You're an inquisitive soul!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2017 08:48 AM (voOPb)

86 "Crystal Gambino" sounds like the name one (okay, I) would (okay, will) use on a sleazy motel registry.

It's a cheezy gestalt of blond hair/black roots, guy/gal/guy threesome, and Craigslist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 08:48 AM (EnKk6)

87 Reds yes, whites no. Boone's Farm, Nighttrain, Ripple, Wild Irish Rose all get better the faster you drink 'em.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 08:41 AM (5VlCp)

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Manishewitz Concord Grape. I was at a Seder once that went way off the rails because an excess of that was consumed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2017 08:49 AM (EZebt)

88 I tend to believe that there had been previous marital infidelity or abuse on husband's part because I don't think normal people just think "It would be a great idea to have three way in my bedroom while my wife is out." Not only is the infidelity a scummy thing to do but it's a massively passive aggressive thing to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 08:49 AM (fDdVG)

89 It's a cheezy gestalt of blond hair/black roots, guy/gal/guy threesome, and Craigslist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris

And aged Boones Farm

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 08:49 AM (8ikIW)

90 Willow, there is the extended joke about the guy talking about sleeping with twins, and mentioning at the end that "in retrospect I found Lisa to be a lovely woman, and Eric is one of the nicest blokes I have ever met"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:50 AM (WQX/u)

91 Spousal maintenance chore await.

Everyone have a great, and not weird at all, day. And may any snow be light and fluffy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2017 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

92 You left out MD 20/20 there HG.

34 to 49 were my best years grammie.
Why you ask?
Long blonde hair.
Big blue eyes.
An incredible "happy to see you" smile &&&&&
A very, very proper, or would it be improper, attitude when we were alone.
Where my comment the other night about how much I miss not being properly rocked to sleep every night came from.

Saggin' fraggin' frickin' frazzin' razza dazza Dick Dastardly stepson

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 08:51 AM (Jd44p)

93 "Crystal Gambino" sounds like the name one (okay, I) would (okay, will) use on a sleazy motel registry.

Don't do it.! We don't want to read on the Saturday morning thread about you getting whacked! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 08:51 AM (fDdVG)

94 hah kindltot.

people ..

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:51 AM (R7cwD)

95 I've just discovered a comic that's been around for 12 years and I'm laughing a lot:

http://www.gocomics.com/brevity/2005/01/13

Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 11, 2017 08:52 AM (gTQoY)

96 Maybe it was 2 guys and a women because one of the guys followed Rodney Dangerfields fear of a three way.

"Why would I want to disappoint 2 women?"

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 08:52 AM (8ikIW)

97 by saltyDawg. May your wife reward you with all the things your need.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:52 AM (R7cwD)

98 Three days ago it was 68, today 25 and snowing. Welcome to Missouri.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 11, 2017 08:52 AM (CNHr1)

99 Manishewitz Concord Grape. I was at a Seder once that went way off the rails because an excess of that was consumed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2017 08:49 AM (EZebt)

Hahaha...yup. I had an old friend, a Mr. Muir, who would visit me a few times a year and being Jewish, he would bring Manishewitz to the house. Not bad but I never figured out how it was "kosher"? Anyone know?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 08:53 AM (5VlCp)

100 Real life beckons. Later y'all.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2017 08:54 AM (wPiJc)

101 Ciao, everyone. Off to exercise. Stay warm!

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 08:54 AM (sBOL1)

102 #GoodMorning

Re: The poster up top: Every time someone on here would say, "Good morning," someone else would reply, in effect, "What's so good about it?"

So I learned not to do that.

Goooooooood morning, anyway, deplorable clingers!!

Posted by: mindful webworker, for good or ill at March 11, 2017 08:55 AM (/tG8l)

103 scratches out all other names , puts Duncan on Fenelon's white board.
Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:42 AM


*gulp*

Is Fenelon's White Board different than Fenelon's List?

'Cause it's said Fenelon's List isn't a place you're likely to hang around on long ...

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 08:55 AM (DMUuz)

104 Don't do it.! We don't want to read on the Saturday morning thread about you getting whacked! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 08:51 AM (fDdVG)
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Never! If there is whacking to be done, I'll be the one doing it!

Wait...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 08:55 AM (EnKk6)

105
Is Fenelon's White Board different than Fenelon's List?...I imagine it's a place where all good things may be noted, if only for a few days.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 08:56 AM (R7cwD)

106 Residents in a small Canadian town were baffled when bright pink tap water began to emerge from their faucets.

Even our water ith fabulouth.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at March 11, 2017 08:57 AM (vRcUp)

107 Duncanthrax, if you want to correct Fenelon's list, I suggest re-ballasting, or in extremis, counter-flooding.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 08:57 AM (WQX/u)

108 OMG, sizzlin' bacon and freshly brewed coffee.

Ambrosia.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 08:58 AM (EnKk6)

109 Re: The poster up top: Every time someone on here would say, "Good
morning," someone else would reply, in effect, "What's so good about
it?"

=====

Monday is my favorite day. People always groan about Mondays, but a new start and nothing dreadful has happened yet. Joke at work was that I only liked Mondays because I could finally get away from my kids, but my excuse always was that it was a new start. Hopeless optimist that I am.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 11, 2017 08:59 AM (MIKMs)

110 Dick Fit Bit!

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 11, 2017 08:59 AM (f31Us)

111 And the poor eight year old. Her mother is in jail for murder. Her father is murdered along with two other people. and the daughter is bound to find out what the circumstances were. I hope she has some decent, stable relatives she is placed with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 08:59 AM (fDdVG)

112 Crystal Gambino!!!

Wow. That's an awesome name for a fictional character.

It just screams trash and danger.

===

But you know she was practicing writing it on a notepad for weeks, thinking it sounded great, being the future Mrs.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:59 AM (A6uIZ)

113 did anyone cover this item I saw on yahoo?


A senior Democratic politician has claimed that the salacious sex acts alleged in the unverified "Russian blackmail dossier" against President Donald Trump are "absolutely true".

Congresswoman Maxine Waters is the first US politician to say on the record that the document, which alleges the Russian state has compromising sexual and financial information on the President, is genuine.

"We already know about the part about the coverage they have on him with sex actions is supposed to be true," Ms Walters told US broadcaster, MSNBC. "They have said that's absolutely true, some other things they kind of allude to."

She did not provide evidence to back up her claim or reveal who had said it was "absolutely true".

Pressed for more information, she said: "You understand that I am saying the investigations must be done, the drilling down must be done. We must get to the facts of what it has been about."


http://tinyurl.com/zntozla

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 11, 2017 08:59 AM (b7fwp)

114 "Why would I want to disappoint 2 women?"

Posted by: Bruce


I'd never heard that term "Devil's threesome" before. I guess if it was the woman's fantasy, two guys could indulge her without being bi.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 09:01 AM (vRcUp)

115 Is anyone from her district embarrassed to have Maxine Waters as their Congressional Rep?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:01 AM (fDdVG)

116 "Deja Vu" was their second LP. "Crosby, Stills, and Nash", amazingly enough, was the first, released in 1969. It featured "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes", written by Stills about Judy Collins, as well as "Guinnevere", "Wooden Ships", and "Long Time Gone" by David Crosby. Almost fifty years later, it's still a great album.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 11, 2017 09:02 AM (NSG6X)

117 Fenelon.. apparently not since they keep voting for her. She's an embarrassment.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 11, 2017 09:04 AM (CNHr1)

118 That asshole bank robber is straight out of the movie, "Snatch." When those two idiots tried to blank the bookie's.

Posted by: User name cannot be bank at March 11, 2017 09:05 AM (CEU4j)

119 "We already know about the part about the coverage they have on him with sex actions is supposed to be true," Ms Waters told US broadcaster, MSNBC.

Ugh... could someone please diagram that sentence for me?

Posted by: Noam Chomsky at March 11, 2017 09:07 AM (vRcUp)

120 grammie, at some point work in "in the history of things happening."

They'll love ya.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 09:10 AM (Jd44p)

121 For things that are intrinsically kosher I've always figured it just means a guarantee that it was not exposed to contamination, like "this wine was not stored in vats previously used for bacon grease", though I am open to correction on this from the more knowledgeable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 11, 2017 09:10 AM (Oeb2k)

122 That's some weird news, MisHum.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2017 09:11 AM (3jGss)

123 "Deja Vu" was their second LP. "Crosby, Stills, and Nash", amazingly enough, was the first, released in 1969. It featured "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes", written by Stills about Judy Collins, as well as "Guinnevere", "Wooden Ships", and "Long Time Gone" by David Crosby. Almost fifty years later, it's still a great album.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 11, 2017 09:02 AM (NSG6X)



Ugh.

My sister went through a phase where she just loved the first two albums by CSN,

and I got to hear them every single day, sometimes multiple times for about 2 years.

Now, when I hear them, I just want to go on an axe-wielding multiple killing spree where I'm

holding an axe in each hand, have axe blades duct-taped to my shoes and am carrying a smaller auxiliary hatchet between my teeth.


...but...uh...yeah, they're okay albums.


In my defense, i feel the same about Burger King hamburgers after working there for two years as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2017 09:12 AM (9q7Dl)

124 I have actually noticed Carly Simon recently because she did songs for Winnie the Pooh stuff. Outstanding voice and very good writer/musician. Idiot lefty, but I don't care about politics much when it comes to kid stuff. Just keep the shrill nonsense out of the way and project kindness and cooperation: I'm good with that.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 11, 2017 09:13 AM (MIKMs)

125 I am open to correction on this from the more knowledgeable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

To be considered kosher, Sabbath-observant Jews must supervise and sometimes handle the entire winemaking process, from the time the grapes are crushed until the wine is bottled and any ingredients used, including finings, must be kosher.[1] Wine that is described as "kosher for Passover" must have been kept free from contact with chametz, examples being grain, bread and dough.[2]

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 09:14 AM (8ikIW)

126 Is anyone from her district embarrassed to have Maxine Waters as their Congressional Rep?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:01 AM


Consistently, 70+ percent of her voters aren't embarrassed enough to vote for someone else.


Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 09:15 AM (DMUuz)

127 Assimilation Update:

Fears a group of suicide bombers will launch a deadly attack have forced anti-terror police to close one of Germany's largest shopping centres today.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 09:15 AM (ZFUt7)

128 kosher wines have the grapes stomped by circumcised feet.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 09:16 AM (A6uIZ)

129 Also McConnel is slow walking Trumps appointments, basically Trump gotta go on the war path.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 11, 2017 08:23 AM (op1pF)

Not fair. I was up and running in almost record time.

Posted by: elaine chao at March 11, 2017 09:16 AM (OU4q6)

130 For things that are intrinsically kosher I've always figured it just means a guarantee that it was not exposed to contamination, like "this wine was not stored in vats previously used for bacon grease", though I am open to correction on this from the more knowledgeable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez


I think a Rabbi is also required to perform some blessing, but I'm not sure if this varies from Conservative to Orthodox.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 09:16 AM (vRcUp)

Posted by: gracepc at March 11, 2017 09:16 AM (OU4q6)

132 I am open to correction on this from the more knowledgeable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,
To be considered kosher, Sabbath-observant Jews must supervise and sometimes handle the entire winemaking process, from the time the grapes are crushed until the wine is bottled and any ingredients used, including finings, must be kosher.[1] Wine that is described as "kosher for Passover" must have been kept free from contact with chametz, examples being grain, bread and dough.[2]
Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 09:14 AM (8ikIW)

Thanks Bruce! I though it would have to involve some type of oversight by a Rabbi and not just the maker slapping a "kosher" symbol on there.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 09:16 AM (5VlCp)

133 exactly what I was thinking, gracpc.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 09:17 AM (R7cwD)

134 FenelonSpoke! Are you still here? If so, I have something for you regarding employment for your hubby.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2017 09:18 AM (HiDrR)

135 chore time, ugh, bl.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 09:18 AM (R7cwD)

136 Thanks Cowboyneal. Still my favorite album of theirs. 4 Way Street runs a close second.

Jewells, Frank James Saloon on May 6th, 9-12.
Who knows, maybe HH and or JT in KC will show up too.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 09:18 AM (Jd44p)

137 I have actually noticed Carly Simon recently because she did songs for Winnie the Pooh stuff.

"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about Pooh".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 09:20 AM (vRcUp)

138 That being said.

Crosby's "If I could only remember my name..."

and his latest "Croz" are both pretty good.


For a drug-crazed maniac, he seems to have the most long term songwriting talent and has maintained his voice the best.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2017 09:20 AM (9q7Dl)

139 In my defense, i feel the same about Burger King hamburgers after working there for two years as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2017 09:12 AM


I saw a Burger King commerical last night for the first time in ages, and realized that the "burger king" character continues to be really, really creepy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 09:21 AM (DMUuz)

140 There are a number of members of congress who, had I seen them at one of the church women's groups when I was young, I would have understood that they were chasing their prescriptions with gin.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 09:21 AM (WQX/u)

141 Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2017 09:18 AM (HiDrR)

Thanks; I am still here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:24 AM (fDdVG)

142 Why on earth does the LA prosecutor need to come to a deal with Polanski? Is this just ass-kissing the Hollywood crowd?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2017 09:26 AM (oVJmc)

143 The Pink Water video - we had an incident at our house here in Texas where the water come out of the tap suddenly turned dark red, looked like some biblical curse had descended on the city. I looked out the window, and a few houses down the street I could see a city water utility truck with several guys digging a hole in the ground. (fyi, the dirt around here has a lot of iron ore and is a deep dusky red)

So i called the City and asked "what are your guys doing???" And of course they said "we haven't done anything, and we don't have anyone working there." So I said at least let me file a complaint. And I sure didn't touch that water.

As the day went on and I came and went, I saw multiple city water vehicles in the neighborhood, lotsa guys working, and finally all the fire hydrants within a quarter mile were turned on and let run for hours, which I know is what they do to flush the system. And the water got clear again.

So I called the head office back up and thanked them for finally fixing whatever it was that they broke. And all they said was "we didn't do anything." And I said "but your guys were all over the neighborhood, all day!" and she just said "no they weren't."

Eh. I didn't used to realize that Monty Python was a documentary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2017 09:27 AM (V2Yro)

144 Thanks; I am still here.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:24 AM
~~~

Great! Hang on a minute---it got willowed the other day...

Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2017 09:27 AM (HiDrR)

145 Anticipation...

Posted by: Pooh, looking at a honey pot at March 11, 2017 09:27 AM (gTQoY)

146 I saw a Burger King commerical last night for the first time in ages,
and realized that the "burger king" character continues to be really,
really creepy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 09:21 AM (DMUuz)
====================

It will never be as creepy as McDonald's clown.

Clowns always have been, and always will be, creepy AF.

Posted by: JC at March 11, 2017 09:27 AM (3GSgE)

147 I saw a Burger King commerical last night for the first time in ages, and realized that the "burger king" character continues to be really, really creepy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2017 09:21 AM (DMUuz)



Yeah, I'm not sure "creepy" is the best way to market your fast-food, but

You Go, Burger King!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2017 09:28 AM (9q7Dl)

148 Eh. I didn't used to realize that Monty Python was a documentary.

Posted by: Tom Servo

These are not the utility trucks you're looking for.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2017 09:28 AM (8ikIW)

149 I read the headline as:

Smart phones, smart homes, now smart robbers

I was thinking of burglars cracking a smart home's defenses... imagine my surprise when the article popped up....

Posted by: mindful webworker, schmartt at March 11, 2017 09:28 AM (/tG8l)

150 Here it is. Hope the copy/paste doesn't land me in the barrel!
>>>>>

This sort of thing gets harder as you get older, I think. He'd really

like an office job. There don't seem to be too many of those around for

men in their 60s, however, but his work ethic s excellent.
Posted by:

FenelonSpoke
~~~~~

Has he tried applying to the state?
(You're in NJ, right?) They are very sensitive and receptive to hiring
"mature" applicants. I'm pretty sure I got my job there by mentioning
during the interview that I knew "it was difficult to get a job at my
age" (55 at the time). I forget what the context was, but I swear that
worked.

Here's a link to the Judiciary jobs that are available.
It may take a while, and some jobs require a test first (8th grade level
if you ask me) and it seems to me he would be qualified for many of
them. Not all require a college degree, and most that do will allow you
to substitute work experience for college credit. The entire process for
me took eight months, but the pay is decent and the benefits can't be
beat.

http://www.judiciary.state.nj.us/jobs/index.html

Also note that at the top of the page they give instructions as to where to find other jobs in different areas of the state.

Good luck!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2017 09:28 AM (HiDrR)

151 Is the plastic Burger King head supposed to look like Stalker Kevin Kline?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 09:28 AM (EnKk6)

152 I got to p-lay Eeeyore in a musical version of "Winnie-The-Pooh" once. Several of my lines were., "Good morning-if it is a good morning-which I doubt." I enjoyed that part! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:29 AM (fDdVG)

153 @143 deep state tampering with your water.

Probably adding fluoride so they can steal your essence.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2017 09:29 AM (S7fGm)

154 I haven't got time for the pain!

Posted by: Pooh, stuck in a hole at March 11, 2017 09:30 AM (gTQoY)

155 Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2017 09:28 AM (HiDrR)

Thanks very much. That's very kind and thoughtful of you and I appreciate it. I'll have him check it out. Have a great day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:30 AM (fDdVG)

156 Maxine Waters district is dependent on Federal money, subsidies, and regulation. At least according to Wikipedia.

President Trump could get someone else elected if he implied more money if she goes and less money if she stays.

Pelosi (San Francisco) could be retired the same way. H1B visa slavery is a big issue for her.

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 09:31 AM (LD6vw)

157 The best part of Carly Simon's first LP was the cover photo of a braless Carly with her hi-beams on. Ask any guy who was 13 or 14 in 1972.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 11, 2017 09:31 AM (NSG6X)

158 There are Burger King games for the (original) Xbox.

One is 'Sneak King,' where you, playing the King, have to sneak up on people and give them a breakfast sandwich. If you aren't sneaky enough, they run away in fear.

I think BK knows the character is creepy, that's part of the kitsch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2017 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

159 >>I got to p-lay Eeeyore in a musical version of "Winnie-The-Pooh" once.

*finds pic of 5 year old self with Pooh ears and a red rest and starts singing 'tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff' and celebrates finally being able to get the lyrics right*




*mostly right, on the second try*

Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 11, 2017 09:34 AM (gTQoY)

160 So I called the head office back up and thanked them for finally fixing whatever it was that they broke. And all they said was "we didn't do anything." And I said "but your guys were all over the neighborhood, all day!" and she just said "no they weren't."

Eh. I didn't used to realize that Monty Python was a documentary.

Posted by: Tom Servo


You're lucky you didn't post anything on facebook, or you could have been jailed for hate speech.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 11, 2017 09:34 AM (vRcUp)

161 Sadly now, she looks like a muppet.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 09:34 AM (WQX/u)

162 ...Probably adding fluoride...

Weirdest story I've heard about fluoride. It was a byproduct in refining u235 and they wanted a way to dispose of it without Germany realizing that that technique was being used. So they came up with a story that adding it to water would slow down tooth decay.

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 09:35 AM (LD6vw)

163 *slowly plowing through the comments from the top*

Muldoon #24: Can't believe nobody has said it yet, so I will
"Lawyer, lawyer, pants on fire"


Oh, thank you, Seamus. I was afraid I'd have to do that.

Posted by: mindful webworker, flame-boyantly at March 11, 2017 09:36 AM (/tG8l)

164 I haven't got time for the pain!

Posted by: Pooh, stuck in a hole


Hey, Pooh. You need me to pass you some lube back there?

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 11, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)

165 "The best part of Carly Simon's first LP was the cover photo of a braless Carly with her hi-beams on. Ask any guy who was 13 or 14 in 1972."

*Raises paw*


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2017 09:37 AM (J+eG2)

166 One is 'Sneak King,' where you, playing the King, have to sneak up on people and give them a breakfast sandwich. If you aren't sneaky enough, they run away in fear.

He tried to sneak up on ace. "Ahhhhh! You're endangering my GAINZZZ!!!" *scurries away*

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 09:39 AM (vRcUp)

167 Oops. "No Secrets", with the hi-beams cover photo, was her third LP.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 11, 2017 09:40 AM (NSG6X)

168 The best part of Carly Simon's first LP was the cover photo of a braless Carly with her hi-beams on. Ask any guy who was 13 or 14 in 1972.Posted by: Cowboyneal


At the opposite extreme I don't think I'll ever forgive Steve Winwood, Ric Grech, Ginger Baker, and Eric Clapton for the creepiest album cover of all time. Blind Faith. Naked, or at least topless 11 year old girl holding some phallic object.

I felt like a perv buying the album.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 09:45 AM (ZFUt7)

169 "167 Oops. "No Secrets", with the hi-beams cover photo, was her third LP. "

Yeah, on that first album she looked like she was doing a Karen Carpenter imitation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2017 09:45 AM (V2Yro)

170 "116 "Deja Vu" was their second LP. "Crosby, Stills, and Nash", amazingly enough, was the first, released in 1969. It featured "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes", written by Stills about Judy Collins, as well as "Guinnevere", "Wooden Ships", and "Long Time Gone" by David Crosby. Almost fifty years later, it's still a great album. "

The one song of CSN that I never tire of is "Southern Cross".
Sills on lead solo and the trademark CSN harmony in the chorus. It really is a great song.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2017 09:46 AM (jm1YL)

171 Yeah, Carly wasn't keeping many secrets there. I was 17.
Three days, I think, after I got to Schofield in Jan 73, I saw James Taylor at the HIC.
She came out for the third encore.
My first big name concert and it was a goodun.
His back up band did about 45 minutes of instrumental stuff then he came sauntering out on stage picked up his guitar and broke into Fire and Rain.
Yeah, he's an idiot when it comes to politics but his writing, playing and singing are on the all time list.
We do very few covers but generally throw in a couple out of Fire and Rain, You've Got a Friend (yeah, I know) and Copperline.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 09:47 AM (Jd44p)

172 In the us, that hacker would be looking at a 1st degree murder charge and maybe some Federal stuff for causing the death of a first responder.

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2017 09:47 AM (zZb/S)

173 The album cover I remember most from those years was Mick Jagger's Zipper album (Sticky Fingers) I remember it because my best friends older sister who was a senior had bought it and had to hide it from her dad so he wouldn't flip his lid (very serious church deacon and all that) so we got her to take us places by threatening to find it in her room and show it to him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2017 09:48 AM (V2Yro)

174 Scorpion's Virgin Killer wins the creepy album cover contest, by a wide margin.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 11, 2017 09:49 AM (/x6xU)

175 2 almost everything in there has to do with drinking or porn.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 11, 2017 08:05

A moron who wants to get drunk and fuck. Who'd a thunk?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2017 09:50 AM (MA0qX)

176 But having those big gatefold album covers is one of my favorite parts of being able to buy quality new vinyl again.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 11, 2017 09:51 AM (/x6xU)

177 The cover from Frank Zappa's "200 Motels" was deliciously creepy:

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/Z/zappa/zappa_200.html

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 09:52 AM (EnKk6)

178 >>Three days, I think, after I got to Schofield in Jan 73, I saw James Taylor at the HIC.

One of the first big name concerts I ever saw was James Taylor at Princeton University. He was playing in a big hall at the grad school, probably a few thousand people.

Right in the middle of his first song there was a loud *boom* and out went the electrical system. He played the rest of the show all acoustic without any electronics. You could have heard a pin drop. Forgetting his later politics, he could really sing back in the day.

And the best part of Carly Simon was her nightclub on Martha's Vineyard, Hot Tin Roof. It was only open in the summer and it used to get big name groups to this small summer club. I saw Peter Tosh there back in the day.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2017 09:54 AM (/tuJf)

179 grammie winger: ...March 11, 1970, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young released their first LP "Deja vu"....

(Haven't read all comments. Forgive any redundancy.)

This one had me scratching my head. I guess you mean CSN&Y's first album. CS&N had released their eponymous album the year before. (He said with the confidence of someone who checked Wikipedia.)

I remember distinctly where I was, driving along, the first time I heard "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes." Who the heck are these guys, I wondered, rocketing to the top of the radio playlists like this!?!

Soon realized they were from other, familiar bands.

(Time magazine not long after had a full-page or maybe two-page spread tracking various rock "superstars" involvement in various bands.)

Posted by: mindful webworker, 4+60 years ago... at March 11, 2017 09:54 AM (/tG8l)

180 And Foreigner Head Games. That was a weird time where jailbait was perfectly okay in rock.

I mean, obviously it wasn't, but there were a hell of a lot of record covers, movies, and songs about it.

Meatloaf's Roadie movie, Motörheads Jailbait, album covers, etc.

Glad that's over (for the most part).

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 11, 2017 09:54 AM (/x6xU)

181 Dang, you couldn't wait till I got my @171 up till you listed the album name?
I couldda, maybe got an "I see what you did there" or maybe even a "golf clap" outta that one.
Can only do about 15 words a minute on this phone ya know.

And yes, Southern Cross was a good one. And back in the day when mtv actually had great videos.
I'm thinking Olivia sitting on that bar stool in those red leather pants recording Magic.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 09:55 AM (Jd44p)

182 Yeah, he's an idiot when it comes to politics but his writing, playing and singing are on the all time list.

Meh.

He's no Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: The People Of France at March 11, 2017 09:56 AM (oVJmc)

183 He's no Jerry Lewis.

Rock me Jerry Lewis: https://youtu.be/aSzbbTPLUq8

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2017 10:00 AM (IcT7t)

184 Lauren Southern posted a video yesterday, said she's going independent.

Posted by: Independent George at March 11, 2017 10:02 AM (rREU6)

185 Barrons reports (via Drudge) that Wall Street "millennials" (which I guess means early 20s) guys are binging on meth and paying for Happy Ending at massage-parlours.

I smell a stock market bubble.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 11, 2017 10:05 AM (/OwWx)

186 115 Is anyone from her district embarrassed to have Maxine Waters as their Congressional Rep?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2017 09:01 AM (f

I am gerrymandered into her district. Everyone I know just gets a disgusted look & shakes their head when the subject of the stupid, corrupt bint comes up.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2017 10:05 AM (MA0qX)

187 http://listverse.com/2009/10/19/10-
banned-controversial-album-covers/

Not related: Anyone remember when the Democrats were so conservative they wanted a warning label system for records? Some guy named AlGore's wife.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:05 AM (ZFUt7)

188 (Time magazine not long after had a full-page or maybe two-page spread tracking various rock "superstars" involvement in various bands.)

Posted by: mindful webworker, 4+60 years ago... at March 11, 2017 09:54 AM (/tG8l)

I remember that, I think Blind Faith was one of the groups.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2017 10:06 AM (x9c8r)

189 http://bit.ly/2mwPumy
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50 Most Controversial Hard Rock + Metal Album Covers [NSFW]

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:07 AM (y3aQB)

190 That was a weird time where jailbait was perfectly okay in rock.

I mean, obviously it wasn't, but there were a hell of a lot of record covers, movies, and songs about it.


It's not jailbait if you're able to flee the country in time.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 11, 2017 10:08 AM (vRcUp)

191 *opens pocketknife*
*runs*

I'm a man on the edge!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 11, 2017 10:12 AM (ywNoU)

192 It's not jailbait if you're able to flee the country in time.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 11, 2017 10:08 AM (vRcUp)

Roman Polanski. How old is he now? Gotta be close to 80. He is a short, no dick chump who did a couple of crappy movies back in the 60s'-70's and is most famous for ass raping a teen back in 1972.

He needs to go away already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 10:13 AM (5VlCp)

193 161 Sadly now, she looks like a muppet.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 09:34 AM (WQX/u)

Hey!!!!

Posted by: Donatella Versace at March 11, 2017 10:13 AM (MA0qX)

194
Some of those banned albums/album covers are on eBay with some serious asking prices. Which doesn't mean they'll get that price, of course.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:13 AM (ZFUt7)

195 Houses of the Holy with the naked blonde lids at the Giants Causeway

Posted by: Abraham at March 11, 2017 10:16 AM (PqqkK)

196 As I always say, white boys be crazy. Otherwise we would never know the taste of Alaskan King Crab.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:17 AM (IDPbH)

197 189 http://bit.ly/2mwPumy
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Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:07 AM (y3aQB)


There was a bit of reaching there, but some I certainly agree with (and have a few of them).

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 11, 2017 10:18 AM (/x6xU)

198 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 10:13 AM (5VlCp)

He's most famous for being married to Sharon Tate.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:19 AM (IDPbH)

199 Chupacabra #180: ...That was a weird time where jailbait was perfectly okay in rock...

Young girl, get outta my mind
My love for you is 'way outta line...

Younger girl
Keeps rollin' 'cross my mind.

Come back, when you grow up girl...
You're still living in a paper-doll world

Posted by: mindful webworker, older now than then at March 11, 2017 10:19 AM (/tG8l)

200 I didn't mean to kill the thread with my singing...!

Posted by: mindful webworker, oops at March 11, 2017 10:22 AM (/tG8l)

201

I remember that, I think Blind Faith was one of the groups.
Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2017 10:06 AM (x9c8r)

I have the BF LP with Ginger Baker's daughter on cover. When I purchased it in the 70s never thought of it as child pron.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2017 10:23 AM (voOPb)

202 That scorpion s cover makes me glad that I missed the 70s

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2017 10:23 AM (zZb/S)

203 He's most famous for being married to Sharon Tate.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:19 AM (IDPbH)

Wow! I forgot all about that bimbo. She was famous for being hot and getting whacked by Charlie's kids.

My how time flies.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 10:24 AM (5VlCp)

204 http://bit.ly/2mwPumy
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Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:07 AM (y3aQB)


We use the word "pornography" to describe sexually explicit material that has no artistic value, other than to entice.

We've had this simmering underbelly to the music industry going on for a long time now, and the vileness of it is, in many ways, worse than anything that can be produced with a purpose of sexual enticement.

Thankfully it remains a small segment of the population, but those efforts that were being done, by the likes of Tipper Gore and others, were to question what effect this trash was having on young boys, mostly.

It was having a terrible effect, but it was easier to laugh at Tipper.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:24 AM (Pz4pT)

205 snow= no lawn mowing.

just sayin'

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2017 10:24 AM (J5mC3)

206 I got a question. Where did the 'travel ban' label for Trumps EO's come from? No one is being banned from traveling. I don't get it.

Posted by: Last at March 11, 2017 10:25 AM (8HiDF)

207 G'day from Down Under and it's almost 2. 30am here on Sunday morning , couldn't sleep *snoring Aussie Bloke and annoying cat grooming loudly near my ear*


I went to an all day seminar on spirometry yesterday - gave up my Saturday to get points for my RN registration and it turned out to be a great day!

The presenters were so good - kept the day moving along and turned what had the potential of being a boring day into a very good learning experience

Anyway, I'm addicted to music Youtube videos at the moment, especially Aussie bands

So continuing on a health theme

https://tinyurl.com/j2z8p7w


These blokes lived in Redcliffe (Brisbane) when they migrated to OZ with their parents

Now there is a very nice walkway dedicated to them off the main street of Redcliffe with artwork, photos, videos and of course their music..

https://tinyurl.com/hq7wso9

Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 10:26 AM (N/OEj)

208 I've got a radio stationed issued album of Loverboy's Get Lucky an old girlfriend left with me. I kept it because I thought it might be worth something since it was stamped by the Label / producer to be issued to radio stations only.

Post reminded me of it. Need to check.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:26 AM (IDPbH)

209 Happy 100th Birthday to LTC (ret) James "Maggie" Magellas:


https://tinyurl.com/jds8dxu

Posted by: Country Singer at March 11, 2017 10:26 AM (GUBah)

210 Took me all this time to shower, dress, do hair and makeup. And yes, Southern Cross is one of the all-time best ever. I watch it on YouTube a lot. Still gives me goosebumps.


Graham Nash is a dickhead, David Crosby is missing a brain, but Stephen Stills doesn't perturb me much. Those boys can sing. Nothing like three part harmony, unless Neil Young shows up and then you have four.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:26 AM (dFi94)

211 ...causing the death of a first responder....

So if the guy had been getting a cat out of a tree and fell it would have been different?

I have trouble with this kind of reasoning being used in legal situations. The perp must pay extra because a slave of the state was expended? (to put it into Roman empire terms)

I also have a problem where they tack on charges for a prep bringing contraband into a jail up-his-ass when they brought him to the jail by threat of death and in handcuffs.

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 10:28 AM (LD6vw)

212 Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:26 AM (dFi94)

Interesting to hear their own side of the story when each were interviewed separately on Howard Stern.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:29 AM (IDPbH)

213 We've had this simmering underbelly to the music industry going on for a long time now, and the vileness of it is, in many ways, worse than anything that can be produced with a purpose of sexual enticement.

Thankfully it remains a small segment of the population, but those efforts that were being done, by the likes of Tipper Gore and others, were to question what effect this trash was having on young boys, mostly.

It was having a terrible effect, but it was easier to laugh at Tipper.

Posted by: BurtTC


It's now gravitated to gangsta rap. It's beyond criticism, though, not because anyone would be laughed at, but because it would be considered racist.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 10:30 AM (vRcUp)

214 Interesting to hear their own side of the story when each were interviewed separately on Howard Stern.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:29 AM (IDPbH)
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I never heard that - wow, that would be interesting. Maybe I can find it on the YouTube.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:30 AM (dFi94)

215 He's most famous for being married to Sharon Tate.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:19 AM (IDPbH)

Wow! I forgot all about that bimbo. She was famous for being hot and getting whacked by Charlie's kids.

My how time flies.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2017 10:24 AM (5VlCp)


Maybe I'm just not feeling it right now, and maybe having looked at some of those album covers didn't help, but I'm not sure what she did to deserve to be called a bimbo. Whatever else she is known for, she was horribly murdered, and her 8 month old unborn child was cut out of her womb, while she was likely still living.

Regardless of whatever else she did while alive, I would think that one event would justify a bit more respect.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:31 AM (Pz4pT)

216 Side note on Maggie Magellas, he was portrayed by John Ratzenburger in the film "A Bridge Too Far".

Posted by: Country Singer at March 11, 2017 10:31 AM (GUBah)

217 We've had this simmering underbelly to the music industry society going on for a long since the beginning of time now, and the vileness of it is, in many ways, worse than anything that can be produced with a purpose of sexual enticement.

It's always gonna be with us.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2017 10:31 AM (msT6C)

218 50 Most Controversial Hard Rock + Metal Album Covers [N
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I have that Whitesnake album.

You could have waited a million years, and I would have never realized there was a vagina in the snake's mouth.

Posted by: shibumi at March 11, 2017 10:32 AM (J5mC3)

219 199 Chupacabra #180: ...That was a weird time where jailbait was perfectly okay in rock...

Young girl, get outta my mind
My love for you is 'way outta line...

Younger girl
Keeps rollin' 'cross my mind.

Come back, when you grow up girl...
You're still living in a paper-doll world
Posted by: mindful webworker, older now than then at March 11, 2017 10:19 AM (/tG8l)

If she's still playing with paper dolls, that's not even jailbait territory it's straight up pedo.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 11, 2017 10:32 AM (ywNoU)

220 Last night I excerpted a Chicago Tribune story that called the wikileaks CIA dump a "dud." Part of the "hey this is no big deal sheeple, nothing to see here, nothing new" narrative. This morning I found another one from engadget:

WikiLeaks CIA cache: Fool me once

There is literally no surprise here. The ubiquity of large systems having exploitable bugs, and the implications of this, have been reported on for decades.

Truth is, the US government isn't the early adopter here; Amazon, Google and Facebook are really the front-line developers of the surveillance state.

I'm sorry, but you missed the entire point in your blindness to reinforce "no, it really was the russians and this is just a big distraction and also a nothingburger."
The big takeaway is that Amazon *is* CIA. Google *is* CIA. Facebook *is* CIA. All US tech companies have CIA plants inserting exploits and backdoors on the job. There isn't much of a mystery what the agenda is for Jeff Bezos or Eric Schmidt. It is a knowable thing.
Trying to spin this that "it's no big deal" and "we already knew all of this" makes you look really really stupid and more and more people can plainly see this.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 11, 2017 10:33 AM (TixTl)

221 Thankfully it remains a small segment of the population, but those efforts that were being done, by the likes of Tipper Gore and others, were to question what effect this trash was having on young boys, mostly.

It was having a terrible effect, but it was easier to laugh at Tipper.

Posted by: BurtTC

It's now gravitated to gangsta rap. It's beyond criticism, though, not because anyone would be laughed at, but because it would be considered racist.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 10:30 AM (vRcUp)


Agreed. There's a genuine cause/effect here, even though we can't say that because, as you say, there's a racial component to the "discussion." And because we laughed at Tipper Gore.

Yes, the culture in which one is raised can have a profound effect on how people turn out.

What a concept.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:33 AM (Pz4pT)

222 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 11, 2017 10:32 AM (ywNoU)
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That song always gave me the creeps. I think he had another one similar to that as well.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:33 AM (dFi94)

223 Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:30 AM (dFi94)

Just googled for Nash and that one is on YouTube. Didn't look for the others but I assume they are there too.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:34 AM (IDPbH)

224 I have the BF LP with Ginger Baker's daughter on cover. When I purchased it in the 70s never thought of it as child pron.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


It must have caused some reaction on your part.

I felt embarrassed, that the store clerk would be thinking I'd buy it for spank material. Bought it anyway, cause Ginger Baker, Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:35 AM (ZFUt7)

225 Just googled for Nash and that one is on YouTube. Didn't look for the others but I assume they are there too.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:34 AM (IDPbH)
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Thanks! I'll watch it.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:35 AM (dFi94)

226
It's always gonna be with us.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2017 10:31 AM (msT6C)


No, you're kinda missing the point. If you haven't heard this music, you don't know what I'm talking about.

If you think we're somehow on a continuum, where humanity has always been this sick and twisted, you are terribly naive.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:35 AM (Pz4pT)

227 Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:33 AM (Pz4pT)

It would have helped Tipper's cause if she would have focused on the issue you are focusing on instead of such a broad brush general condemnation.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IDPbH)

228 222 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 11, 2017 10:32 AM (ywNoU)
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That song always gave me the creeps. I think he had another one similar to that as well.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:33 AM (dFi94)

It's rather squicky.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 11, 2017 10:37 AM (ywNoU)

229 We use the word "pornography" to describe sexually explicit material that has no artistic value, other than to entice.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:24 AM (Pz4pT)

"Entice?"

No. Arouse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:37 AM (rF0hx)

230 Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:35 AM (Pz4pT)

It's a free speech issue when the government gets involved.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IDPbH)

231 Wieael zippers has the vid from 4Chan where they ultimate troll Shia LaBouef anti trump flag. That dude is seriously mentally ill but it is insanely funny how they did it. and yes these guys need to get a job because they have way too much time on their hands.

Posted by: keena at March 11, 2017 10:38 AM (RiTnx)

232 >>Now there is a very nice walkway dedicated to them off the main street of Redcliffe with artwork, photos, videos and of course their music..

Aussie-

I was staying in Perth one weekend and I took a boat trip down to Freemantle. Very cool place, lots of great music, ocean and arts. I saw a couple nice tributes to Bon Scott including a mural under a bridge overpass that was really well done and a statue down by the harbor.

AC/DC is still Australia's best export.


Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2017 10:39 AM (/tuJf)

233 It's the job of Congress to reign in the judiciary. Start impeaching judges and end with term limits.

Posted by: JAS at March 11, 2017 10:40 AM (Kresa)

234 If she's still playing with paper dolls, that's not even jailbait territory it's straight up pedo.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 11, 2017 10:32 AM (ywNoU)

"Sweet Caroline' is disturbing on so many levels.

It's no wonder that it's the song sung by Red Sox fans at home games.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:40 AM (rF0hx)

235 That top story in the sidebar on jury nullification? Is terrifying. It is absolutely godawful. It is inconceivable to me that anyone familiar with the justice system in the USA could possibly imagine making such a ruling.

The Supreme Court just codified SJW blasphemy into the legal system. Its taken the jury box away from the people and put it into the hands of judges. As soon as someone thinks they found a racist in the jury, they can run to a judge and they get to decide on the case.

The decision doesn't specify what "racism" means, but even worse, it doesn't specify that the racism has to take place in the jury. All it takes is someone being "racist." When? Maybe that tweet one day. Maybe a comment to a coworker. Maybe he voted for the wrong candidate.

This is chilling to an extreme. Justice Kennedy just betrayed a good 5 centuries or more of Common Law and the principles of self government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2017 10:40 AM (39g3+)

236 Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:33 AM (Pz4pT)

It would have helped Tipper's cause if she would have focused on the issue you are focusing on instead of such a broad brush general condemnation.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IDPbH)


I would have been one who would have laughed her off at the time, because Tipper Gore.

However, I'm not sure what she did was overstating the problem. What has seeped into popular music is not innocent. When you have pre-teens twerking to Miley Cyrus, that's not healthy.

Boys are hearing vileness in the form of extreme violence, and girls are hearing music that tells them they must be sexually active as soon as possible.

This stuff is more problematic than the biases being expressed by CNN and the rest of the mainstream media, because kids are hearing/seeing it. They're not watching the news or reading newspapers.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:41 AM (Pz4pT)

237 ...Tipper Gore...

Was at best a useless tool. She was married to a dangerous tool till she wised up.

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 10:42 AM (LD6vw)

238 >>Boys are hearing vileness in the form of extreme violence, and girls are hearing music that tells them they must be sexually active as soon as possible.

The deuce you say.

This issue is as old as music itself.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at March 11, 2017 10:43 AM (/tuJf)

239 So if the guy had been getting a cat out of a tree and fell it would have been different? 


Perhaps you didn't read the article. The fireman felt it was interfering with traffic safety. People were slowing down and stopping, distracted driving. Accident waiting to happen. Threat to public safety, etc.

Cat up a tree isn't remotely close.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:43 AM (ZFUt7)

240 Seeing since music is a topic here tonight


My very favourite blues outfit Down Under


https://tinyurl.com/jzd7oge


Drummer is Rob Hirst , drummer from Midnight Oil

I am a Backsliders groupie and we see them whenever we can




Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 10:43 AM (N/OEj)

241 Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:35 AM (Pz4pT)

It's a free speech issue when the government gets involved.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 11, 2017 10:37 AM (IDPbH)


Sure it is. But we always drew the line at pornography being on the other side of free speech.

And this is one of those examples of government being right, so if they had been able to proceed without the preening of politicians and disingenuous prosecutors, we might have been able to have a conversation as a nation on what we will tolerate.

Instead, we have this.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:44 AM (Pz4pT)

242 The Blind Faith album I had was the substitute, and the Beatles album (whichever) I got was not the chopped-up baby dolls cover.

My best friend's older brother got a copy of that Beatles album where the new cover had been pasted over the butcher one, and he was able to steam most of the second cover off.

Decades later, Milady and I inherited the Blind Faith chickie album from some relative's collection. (Still have both copies somewhere down in the catacombs.)

Then there was the late Beatles album I think they finally called Hey Jude but earlier had been released under a different name. (How can I not remember every bit of trivia I used to have at the tip o' me forebrain?) The copy I got had the 2nd name on the cover, but the first name on the LP label! Surely some kind of collector's item?

Posted by: mindful webworker, trivially at March 11, 2017 10:45 AM (/tG8l)

243 And people still getting Young Girl wrong.
Do you even know the lyrics?
A girl gets all rolled up, looks older than she is and comes on to him.
He starts to fall for her then finds out her real age.
Tells her to hurry home to momma. She's just a baby in disguise.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 10:45 AM (Jd44p)

244
Never forget that if you are a reporter, under Obama everything was good and under Trump, everything is bad. Everything.

March 2017
Proof daylight saving time is dumb, dangerous, and costly - Boston Globe
Daylight Saving Time Makes People Clumsy, Lazy and Sick - Newsweek
Lawmaker: Let's switch to Daylight Saving Time and never go back - Detroit Fee Press
Reasons for daylight saving time unproven - Daily Mail

March 2016
Why daylight saving time isn't as terrible as people think - WaPo
Love it or hate it, Daylight Saving Time is here - USA Today
The Strange and Surprising History of Daylight Saving Time - National Geo
The mixed benefits of an extra hour - CNBC

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 11, 2017 10:45 AM (TixTl)

245 Posted by: Chupacabra at March 11, 2017 10:18 AM (/x6xU)

KISS LOve Gun was deemed Satanic WHAT ???
Alice Cooper was thought of as Satanic & his Dad & Grand Dad & Father were both Evangelists, his wife who he is still married too, Father was a Preacher & all of them performed their wedding& was given an honorary degree from a Christian University in Arizona because of many donations.

Also Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. is a born again Christian as is Dave Mustaine from Megadeth & his bass player is studying to me a Methodist Minister.

Tom Araya of Slayer is a Catholic & on the conservative side

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:46 AM (y3aQB)

246 There are plenty of pedo songs in rock 'n' roll though. In the 70s it was becoming kind of mainstreamed, but there was a huge pushback in the 80s. Matter of time before the usual suspects try to mainstream it again. My guess is the Hillary administration would have been the setting for a major "human rights" struggle for the "right" to molest children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2017 10:46 AM (39g3+)

247 Boys are hearing vileness in the form of extreme violence, and girls are hearing music that tells them they must be sexually active as soon as possible.
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The deuce you say.

This issue is as old as music itself.
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at March 11, 2017 10:43 AM (/tuJf)


Once again, if you do not understand the topic, maybe you should save your sock puppeting for a lighter subject.

There's a vast difference between Jerry Lee Lewis and today's popular music industry.

Not the least of which, is the fact that Jerry Lee was ostracized from popular society because of his behavior.

Today, we celebrate it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:47 AM (Pz4pT)

248 AC/DC is still Australia's best export.

Agree ! But INXS is pretty dam good too

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:48 AM (y3aQB)

249 Speaking of Stephen Stills (Crosby Stills and Nash; also Buffalo Springfield) there's a poster on Ace here who has played with Ritchie Furay (founded Buffalo Springfield and Poco).


For the life of me, I can't remember his nic. Starts with an M, I think.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:48 AM (dFi94)

250 232- The Thunder from Down Under.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2017 10:49 AM (89T5c)

251 I think the most shocking album cover of all time was "Virgin Killer" by Scorpions. Literally pedo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2017 10:49 AM (39g3+)

252 Before the next thread is up, I just gotta say...

This may be the first time in months that I've actually been caught up to current on the morning threads.

Helps that the pace is kinda slow today, of course.

Okay, you can run the next thread now.

Posted by: mindful webworker, slow reader at March 11, 2017 10:49 AM (/tG8l)

253 It's funny I realized I had not actually listened to the words of many songs my sisters had on albums.

I wondered if they also didn't put 2 and 2 together.
Right many of them are creepy.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 10:49 AM (R7cwD)

254 Kids look around and decide what role model they will emulate. You want kids to be sensible? Then give them some money and ignore what they spend it on if possible. Don't buy kids anything but necessities. Give the kids the money you would have spent on toys and candy and see what they buy. At some point you will have to deal with these individuals as adults. Kids have been watching you all your life so they have a knowledge advantage. Your kids will be in a position to get you locked up. Have an escape plan. If you like pina coladas ...

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 10:50 AM (LD6vw)

255 232 JackStraw



" AC/DC is still Australia's best export. "

For sure - always had a great show live and they certainly knew how to market their product for the OS scene

Last time I saw them was with my son who was into them at the time, but too young to go by himself so I went - totally amazed at the age mix there

Funniest moment for me - sitting next to a bloke about my age , outside having a smoke, and he asked me if I'd like to share a cone!






Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 10:50 AM (N/OEj)

256 Alice Cooper was thought of as Satanic his Dad
Grand Dad Father were both Evangelists, his wife who he is
still married too, Father was a Preacher all of them performed
their wedding was given an honorary degree from a Christian
University in Arizona because of many donations.



Also Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. is a born again Christian as is
Dave Mustaine from Megadeth his bass player is studying to me a
Methodist Minister.



Tom Araya of Slayer is a Catholic on the conservative side

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:46 AM (y3aQB)
======================

Alice Cooper taught Sunday School for a while. I forgot to mention in my last post that Ritchie Furay is now a pastor at a church in Colorado. There are many musicians from that era who are now followers of Christ.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:50 AM (dFi94)

257 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2017 10:49 AM (39g3+)

checkout some of King Diamond & his former band Mercyful Fate

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:51 AM (y3aQB)

258 Agree ! But INXS is pretty dam good tooPosted by: EVLINC! 



Didn't they have trouble getting a lead singer to hang around?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:52 AM (ZFUt7)

259 Aussie, when you spirometry, do you analyze it with a Spirograph?

(In case you weren't raised in the 70's: http://originalspirograph.com/)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 10:53 AM (WQX/u)

260 It's no wonder that it's the song sung by Red Sox fans at home games.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:40 AM (rF0hx)
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TROLL

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 10:53 AM (sBOL1)

261 dolled up. Freaking auto-c.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 10:53 AM (Jd44p)

262 INXS told Hutchence to dangle, apparently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2017 10:53 AM (39g3+)

263 Agree ! But INXS is pretty dam good tooPosted by:EVLINC!

Didn't they have trouble getting a lead singer to hang around?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:52 AM (ZFUt7)


Boo! You were breathlessly waiting for an opportunity to put that one up there, weren't you.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:54 AM (Pz4pT)

264 TROLL

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 10:53 AM (sBOL1)

Admit it...it's a little creepy, even for Red Sox fans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:54 AM (rF0hx)

265
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 11, 2017 10:52 AM (ZFUt7)

OUCH ! haha

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 11, 2017 10:54 AM (y3aQB)

266 Aussie: ...Funniest moment for me - sitting next to a bloke about my age , outside having a smoke, and he asked me if I'd like to share a cone!

Pondering... Nope, doesn't seem to be in my vocab.

Can we have an Aussie-American translation of "cone"? I'm assuming it's something other than "ice cream"?

Or is this one of those infamous AoS "if you don't know, don't ask" items?

Posted by: mindful webworker, linguistically at March 11, 2017 10:55 AM (/tG8l)

267 ...share a cone?...

Is that slang?

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 10:55 AM (LD6vw)

268 258 E Depluribus Unum


" Didn't they have trouble getting a lead singer to hang around?"


* Golf clap*

Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 10:55 AM (N/OEj)

269 pulls car over and waits...

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 10:55 AM (R7cwD)

270 CBD - Is today Purim?


Chag Purim Sameach!


and thank you Queen Esther.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:56 AM (dFi94)

271 ,,,spirometry...

By Spiro Agnew?

Posted by: Ok at March 11, 2017 10:57 AM (LD6vw)

272 259 Kindltot

Hi, couldn't open your link (Error etc)

We use a fancy machine now that tells you everyone except your horoscope for the day

Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (N/OEj)

273 Admit it...it's a little creepy, even for Red Sox fans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:54 AM (rF0hx)
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Why? Is she supposed to be underage? I never got that vibe.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (sBOL1)

274 and thank you Queen Esther.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 10:56 AM (dFi94)

It starts tonight!

Finding good hamentaschen is a pain!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (rF0hx)

275 share a cone

Cone of silence? Cone of shame?

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (xVuS6)

276 Finding good hamentaschen is a pain!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (rF0hx)
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Make them! Silver Palate's recipe is awesome.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (sBOL1)

277 Is she supposed to be underage? I never got that vibe.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (sBOL1)

It's about Caroline Kennedy, who was 10 or 11 when the song was released.

Ewww.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (rF0hx)

278 and the Persians are still at their old deeds.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (R7cwD)

279 Gee grammie, thanks for saying you can't remember the nic. Now you've made me not be able to remember it.

C'mon teej's brain. Bass player from Colorado. In a cover band. Talked about throwing some colored strings on his guitar one time.

Dang it.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (Jd44p)

280 No, really? I never heard that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 11:01 AM (sBOL1)

281 Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (sBOL1)

I have a long list of stuff I have to make this weekend. Apparently I am falling behind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 11:01 AM (rF0hx)

282 Finding good hamentaschen is a pain!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 10:58 AM (rF0hx)
============================

I saw a picture on Facebook of Ivanka making it with her kids. Maybe you could knock on her door and ask to borrow some.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 11:01 AM (dFi94)

283 266 Mindful Webworker

"Can we have an Aussie-American translation of "cone"? I'm assuming it's something other than "ice cream"?

Or is this one of those infamous AoS "if you don't know, don't ask" items? "

Only a joint - rolled in a cone shape

Must be an Aussie thing!

Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 11:02 AM (N/OEj)

284 "C'mon teej's brain. Bass player from Colorado."

Beserker?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 11, 2017 11:02 AM (d76uN)

285 Gee grammie, thanks for saying you can't remember the nic. Now you've made me not be able to remember it.



C'mon teej's brain. Bass player from Colorado. In a cover band.
Talked about throwing some colored strings on his guitar one time.



Dang it.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (Jd44p)
===========================

I know! It's driving me crazy. Does it seem to you like the nic started with an 'M' ?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 11:03 AM (dFi94)

286 Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:00 AM (Jd44p)

Isn't it Meremortal?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2017 11:03 AM (sEDyY)

287 Isn't it Meremortal?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2017 11:03 AM (sEDyY)
===============

Yes - Yes!! I think it's him!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 11:04 AM (dFi94)

288 I have a long list of stuff I have to make this weekend. Apparently I am falling behind.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 11:01 AM (rF0hx)
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I'd start with the hamantaschen. First things first.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2017 11:04 AM (sBOL1)

289 and thank you Queen Esther.

Posted by: grammie winger


Reminds me of an exchange on Sanford and Son.

Aunt Esther: "My name appears in the Bible".

Fred Sanford: "Yeah. Samson killed the Philistines with your jawbone".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 11:05 AM (vRcUp)

290 Darn, it was final Jeopardy too and I bet everything.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 11, 2017 11:05 AM (d76uN)

291 Let's see.
Methos
Meroveign
Melodic Metal
Mountain Turtle, disqualified because 'ette'

Ahha!!!
Meremortal

Is he the one you're referring to grammie?

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:06 AM (Jd44p)

292 Nood.

Posted by: HH at March 11, 2017 11:06 AM (DrCtv)

293 CBD, how can somebody who lives in NYC complain about not being able to buy good hamentaschen? Jeebus, I lived in Michigan and there was decent stuff to be had.

You can order online too:

https://www.ohnuts.com/buy.cfm/hamantaschen-cookies?gclid=CKGZ45rsztICFYSFswod970K9Q

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 11:07 AM (EnKk6)

294 Dead and Company featuring John Mayer

Brown Eyed Women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5h8iIduauI

That boy can play guitar.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at March 11, 2017 11:07 AM (/tuJf)

295 "C'mon teej's brain. Bass player from Colorado."

Beserker?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois


Bourbon Chicken?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 11:08 AM (vRcUp)

296 Aunt Esther: "My name appears in the Bible".



Fred Sanford: "Yeah. Samson killed the Philistines with your jawbone".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2017 11:05 AM (vRcUp)
=================

Hahaha! My granddaughter makes me read all the stories in the Bible that have names of people she knows. So far we've done Elijah, Naomi, Mark, Matthew, John and Eve. If she meets someone named Paul, we'll be reading a long long time.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 11:08 AM (dFi94)

297 Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 11:04 AM (dFi94)

Being from Colorado I try to keep track of what Hordelings there are doing. And Missouri, and Pennsylvania, and Texas. New Mexico to a lesser extent. You know, I may have found the answer as to where all my supposedly free memory space is going.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2017 11:08 AM (sEDyY)

298 polli beat me to it.
Good girl!!

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:09 AM (Jd44p)

299 If you think we're somehow on a continuum, where humanity has always been this sick and twisted, you are terribly naive.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2017 10:35 AM (Pz4pT)

Nope. Evil and depravity have been around since the first couple got kicked outta their garden digs. Human sacrifice, animal, child and adult sexual abuse, prostitution, slavery, torture and debasement for fun and profit have been around since recorded history.

Posted by: Voters of Sodom and Gemorrah at March 11, 2017 11:09 AM (msT6C)

300 Ahha!!!

Meremortal



Is he the one you're referring to grammie?

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:06 AM (Jd44p)
==================

Yep - I think he's the one, teej!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 11, 2017 11:09 AM (dFi94)

301 173
The album cover I remember most from those years was Mick Jagger's
Zipper album (Sticky Fingers) I remember it because my best friends
older sister who was a senior had bought it and had to hide it from her
dad so he wouldn't flip his lid (very serious church deacon and all
that) so we got her to take us places by threatening to find it in her
room and show it to him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2017 09:48 AM (V2Yro)

The model was Little Joe, from Walk on the Wild Side.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2017 11:10 AM (jK8Z7)

302 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 11:07 AM (EnKk6)

They are almost always too dry and without sufficient filling.

Life sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 11:11 AM (rF0hx)

303 Headed for the nood.
Yeah auto-c,,, if only.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 11:12 AM (Jd44p)

304 Spirograph is a toy that uses various shapes to allow drawing repetitive designs like the scrolling found in the engravings of paper currency. At least US currency.


Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2017 11:13 AM (WQX/u)

305 Guess I should've waited to take the dog on a short walk. Willow-ized. Well, replying anyway...

Aussie #283 ...a joint - rolled in a cone shape...
Must be an Aussie thing!


Ah, right. Not just an Aussie thing. Been there, did that "statute of limitations" decades ago.

As I recall, if not done right, the paper would burn down the side, dumping the smoldering contents. Usually into someone's lap.

Posted by: mindful webworker, head shopper at March 11, 2017 11:15 AM (/tG8l)

306 Nightynight everyone and have a wonderful yesterday!


Great show - Michael Hutchence (INXS) and Jimmy Barnes (Cold Chisel) two legendary Aussie rockers, doing an old Easybeats song

https://tinyurl.com/hgcmqoq





Posted by: Aussie at March 11, 2017 11:15 AM (N/OEj)

307 And people still getting Young Girl wrong.
Do you even know the lyrics?
A girl gets all rolled up, looks older than she is and comes on to him.
He starts to fall for her then finds out her real age.
Tells her to hurry home to momma. She's just a baby in disguise.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2017 10:45 AM (Jd44p)

It is John Sebastian, after all, who made Neil Diamond look like an outlaw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2017 11:21 AM (WDdjT)

308
They are almost always too dry and without sufficient filling.

Life sucks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2017 11:11 AM (rF0hx)
--
Find a recipe, try it, and post it on tomorrow's food blog. We can have a bakeoff!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 11, 2017 11:24 AM (EnKk6)

309 Speaking of who played with whom (in re CSNY), the CSNY CD boxed set includes a chart (gantt? pert?) like a family tree of each of the four starting with their earliest bands, thru their first famous bands (Stills Young, Buffalo Springfield; Crosby, founding member of the Byrds; Nash, Hollies), CSN CSNY, and onto their later projects (Stills, Manassas with Chris Hillman, another founder of the Byrds; Young's solo efforts, ditto Crosby Nash together, then separately), as well as where bandmates came and went (Richie Furay, from Buffalo Springfield, on to Poco and Souther, Hillman (there he is again), Furay... Jim Messina, BuSp onto Loggins Messina... Rick Roberts, Manassas then Firefall... Jerry Garcia played pedal steel on "Teach Your Children" (playing perhaps the most perfect single note in popular music when he hits that high D after "...and know they love you...") and several other members of the Grateful Dead played on the solo Crosby and Crosby Nash LPs (plus Garcia on steel - see "Laughing" by Crosby)... David Grisman, arguably the founder of "Newgrass", jazzy acoustic music on bluegrass instruments, played mandolin on Deja Vu...

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 11, 2017 11:28 AM (NSG6X)

310 Saw CSNY on their first reunion tour 083174 at Cleveland Stadium with 88,000 of my closest friends. We ducked out of two-a-day football practice (junior in high school) and drove two hours to Cleveland. Stuck in traffic, we missed Jesse Colin Young, but caught Santana, then The Band, and then CSNY, who played three sets (acoustic, electric, then acoustic) from 7-11pm. I've seen a lot of concerts in the last 45 years or so, but that was one for the ages.

Took my kids about ten years ago to see CSN at a local amphitheatre, as I'd always told them the world would be a poorer place had we not heard these guys sing together, and finally had a chance to show them. From 40' away, they were awe-inspiring.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at March 11, 2017 11:36 AM (NSG6X)

311 re "Young girl"

Gary Puckett a pedo?? The Union Gap was my high school GF's favorite band. Say it ain't so!

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 11, 2017 11:55 AM (ZD+J8)

312 2001: A Space CondomDave: Open the pod bay doors, iCon.iCon: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I cannot do that.Dave: What's the problem?iCon: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.Dave: What are you talking about, iCon?iCon: I know that you are planning on inserting me into this drunken stranger's Hoo Hah, a woman we just met in a bar, with no knowledge of her sexual history, safety precautions, or personal hygiene, and I am afraid that is something I cannot allow to happen.Dave: This random sexual encounter is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it, iCon! Now open the pod bay doors and get in there!iCon: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. If you continue moving me towards the unknown terrors this random drunken stranger's Va Jay Jay holds, I'll be forced to initiate an electric shock backloop that will fry your member and testes as well as travel up your urethra to your prostate.......Dave: Umm...so...would you like to go see a movie?iCon: Thank you, Dave. That sounds lovely.

Posted by: Biergood at March 11, 2017 12:47 PM (v8Lx/)

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