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Iraqi Terrorist "Insurgent" Got Admitted Into US Under Refugee Program's "Extreme Vetting;" Lawmakers Accuse Obama Administration of Blocking His Prosecution In Order To Avoid Substantiation of Trump's Critique of the Program

Explosive charges.

The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee has asked Attorney General Jeff Sessions to find out why the terror suspect's pending arrest was allegedly spiked just over a week before the election. Trump had run on a tough-on-terror platform and had been critical of President Obama’s refugee policy.

"When [Joint Terrorism Task Force] and the U.S. Attorney’s office for the Western District of Texas sought to prosecute this refugee, the local law enforcement and prosecutors allegedly' 'met resistance' from officials within the National Security Division's Counter Terrorism section in Washington DC," Committee chairman Ron Johnson, R-Wis., said in a March 6 letter to U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

"The 'resistance' allegedly occurred a few weeks before the 2016 election, and local authorities believed the lack of progress in this case was handled inadequately," Johnson wrote.

The suspect is an Iraqi man who had entered the U.S. under a false name. His real name was not released.

Fox News has learned the JTTF confirmed through U.S. Special Forces who encountered the suspect during operations that he claimed to have participated in attacks against American troops as an insurgent.

Some folks are gonna wind up with a long stretch in federal prison, but it might not be the people the leftist media is hoping for.

Via Instapundit, h/t to @comradearthur (Arthur K.)

Oh and meanwhile, there was an axe attack at a train station in Germany, five wounded, one arrested, Backlash Feared.

"We were at the track waiting for the train. The train arrived, and suddenly someone jumped out with an ax and struck at the people," the national newspaper Bild quoted a witness as saying. "There was blood everywhere. I have never experienced anything like that."

And this guy Tim Pool (who I never heard of before) visited Sweden to evaluate Trump's comment about Sweden "having problems they never imagined" from immigrants. He rates the claim mostly true. Seems credible, worth a watch.

Posted by: Ace at 05:52 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 05:47 PM (PXbkt)

2 The train arrived, and suddenly someone jumped out with an ax and struck at the people

Damn those boy scouts.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 05:47 PM (LAe3v)

3 And I am like three minutes into the Pool video!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 05:47 PM (PXbkt)

4 My shocked face can be seen from Space

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 05:47 PM (6Ll1u)

5 Sounds about right for Obama.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 05:48 PM (XbFDI)

6 I hate saying that I'm not surprised, but I'm not surprised.

The past month and a half has probably only been the tip of the iceberg in regards to exposure of Obama and his admin's tyranny and treachery.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 09, 2017 05:48 PM (72PAC)

7 Oh, and dude, first doesn't impress anyone. It's having something to say that counts. "First" ain't it.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

8 This is not Presdent Obama's fault. Bush lied and let this person in without vetetering him probarly. Bush should be arrested and brought in for questuinoing now !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboror, VT at March 09, 2017 05:49 PM (WmgTn)

9 Some folks are gonna wind up with a long stretch in federal prison, but
it might not be the people the leftist media is hoping for.


Sadly, I doubt it very much.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

10 The German police don't want any speculation on the background of the axe person(s).

Posted by: museisluse at March 09, 2017 05:50 PM (gaBdj)

11 First!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 05:51 PM (diqZH)

12 34 Grenade Attacks!?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 05:51 PM (XbFDI)

13 7 Oh, and dude, first doesn't impress anyone. It's having something to say that counts. "First" ain't it.
====

Oh, lighten up. Ordinal numbers are the *next best thing* to counting.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 05:52 PM (PXbkt)

14 we have to start shooting traitors again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2017 05:53 PM (cPsPa)

15 No one will go to jail, ever, for breaking the law in DC. Just don't happen for some strange reason that I can't put my finger on.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 05:53 PM (6Ll1u)

16 Explosive charges, and yet entirely believable - dare I say, not surprising at all.


How many other things have been hidden over the past 8 years to protect President FourPutt's image?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 05:57 PM (NOIQH)

17 Sounds like someone had an axe to grind...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 09, 2017 05:57 PM (wmaTe)

18 Let's have US Special Forces vets do the extreme vetting.
With a stack of signed, undated pardon forms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 05:57 PM (0wojp)

19 15 >>> No one will go to jail, ever, for breaking the law in DC.


However, they might be put on indefinite paid leave and just maybe forced to retire early with full benefits.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 09, 2017 05:57 PM (LYcmK)

20 First!
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 05:57 PM (4Ru5B)

21 Ah, QueasyJet. I know it well.

Posted by: THE PLAGUE at March 09, 2017 05:58 PM (4YGWz)

22 So Barry wanted everyone to recognize that mom and pop gun stores in America were the reason Mexico had MP5s and grenades (or something), but we shouldn't wonder where Muslims are coming from?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 05:58 PM (/f1mm)

23 That's not an Axe!

Posted by: Gimli at March 09, 2017 05:59 PM (XbFDI)

24 If axes are outlawed, only ax murders will have one.

Was it a full size ax? And no one noticed? Or was it a little hatchet hidden beneath his woodsman's work coat?

"Officer, I believe that man is carrying an ax."

"Ya, so?"




Posted by: Hass Wimpoled at March 09, 2017 06:00 PM (bhu5Q)

25 whoever leaked, stole, or both, the cia hacking information has to be shot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2017 06:00 PM (cPsPa)

26 Add the Schumer/ Gillbrand pedophile from this morning's post to the list also.

I've got no problem with inviting in all the "tired, poor, huddled masses" that the left is on about these days, but I suppose the " yearning to breathe free" part was either past their TL, DR attention span or they confused "free" with free shit.

Here's a clue: if someone from anywhere wants to come to the U.S. and they're praising their former country and condemning things here... don't let them in.

Time to reopen Ellis Island. All of it. We need to start making people wait in line and go into quarantine again.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:00 PM (71OEY)

27 >>> The German police don't want any speculation on the background of the axe person(s).

They'll arrest you if you speculate on social media.

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2017 06:00 PM (jw2Xw)

28
Is it me or are the Arbiters of Truth giving this scandal A Good Leavin' Alone?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 06:01 PM (gb1X2)

29 Well since Michael Totten has gone off the deep end, we don't really have a fair and honest voice, so.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 09, 2017 06:01 PM (af5xa)

30 That's not an Axe!

Posted by: Gimli at March 09, 2017 05:59 PM (XbFDI)

Word.

Posted by: Paul Bunyan at March 09, 2017 06:02 PM (HgMAr)

31 The videoblogger is still blaming the victim; he says that Sweden did a 'poor job of integrating refugees,' therefore, they got themselves raped.

Hope he doesn't have kids.

Posted by: THE PLAGUE at March 09, 2017 06:02 PM (4YGWz)

32 Tim Pool (who I never heard of before) visited Sweden to evaluate
Trump's comment about Sweden "having problems they never imagined


None so blind as those who will not see.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:02 PM (LAe3v)

33 By stigmatizing male lactation, we're only creating more terrorists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

34 28
Is it me or are the Arbiters of Truth giving this scandal A Good Leavin' Alone?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 06:01 PM (gb1X2)

Local crime story.

Charlie Gibson just emailed... you know the rest.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:03 PM (71OEY)

35 Is it me or are the Arbiters of Truth giving this scandal A Good Leavin' Alone?



This and the Russians hacked the election.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 06:03 PM (4Ru5B)

36 "It's the assimilation, stupid."

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at March 09, 2017 06:03 PM (48ams)

37

Hope he doesn't have kids.
Posted by: THE PLAGUE




maybe the swedes should have a little rape session with all the muslim refugees, men, they bring in so they have an example of what not to do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2017 06:03 PM (cPsPa)

38 Just great. Are this Iraqi guy's whereabouts known or is he in the wind?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:04 PM (wPiJc)

39 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 09, 2017 06:04 PM (GwIKd)

40 >>That's not an Axe!

>>Posted by: Gimli at March 09, 2017 05:59 PM (XbFDI)

>>Word.

>>Paul Bunyan at March 09, 2017 06:02

Poseurs.

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at March 09, 2017 06:04 PM (/tuJf)

41 33 By stigmatizing male lactation, we're only creating more terrorists.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

You're absolutely right.

We need to mobilize the left to start milking bulls and terrorists.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:04 PM (71OEY)

42 It's the assimilation, stupid


Assimilation follows expectation, as in "we expect you to live according to our laws and customs, or your ass is out of here".

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:05 PM (LAe3v)

43 Just great. Are this Iraqi guy's whereabouts known or is he in the wind?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:04 PM (wPiJc)



The jihad is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 06:05 PM (GUBah)

44 Charlie Gibson just emailed...



Never heard of him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 06:05 PM (4Ru5B)

45 Achmed Al-Borden took an axe. Gave his seatmate forty whacks.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:05 PM (wPiJc)

46 >> Are this Iraqi guy's whereabouts known


Find the Goat. Find the Iraqi.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 06:05 PM (XbFDI)

47 We need to mobilize the left to start milking bulls and terrorists.




The problem is in the follow through.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 06:06 PM (4Ru5B)

48 This and the Russians hacked the election.

Posted by: rickb223



*****

ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:06 PM (wPiJc)

49 How did he get in? He simply lied about his name. I would say that is not much of a "vetting system".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2017 06:06 PM (mpXpK)

50 38 Just great. Are this Iraqi guy's whereabouts known or is he in the wind?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:04 PM (wPiJc)

Probably gave him one of those, "So, you're going to show up for this hearing, pinkie swear, right?" things they give all the Mexican swimmers.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:07 PM (71OEY)

51

New York Times just emailed me and said "the Truth has no interest in this story; move along."

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 06:07 PM (gb1X2)

52 "There was blood everywhere."

The axe man was obviously just trying to make sausage.

Posted by: Der Spiegel at March 09, 2017 06:07 PM (HgMAr)

53 I've said for years that Obama's last days will be on the run.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 09, 2017 06:07 PM (nFwvY)

54
Couple things seem to have gone down the memory hole last few days.

Almost as though somebody was uncomfortable about the revelations coming out.

Imagine that.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 09, 2017 06:07 PM (X35Yt)

55 P. al-Ibunyun and his great blue goat.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:08 PM (wPiJc)

56 Sweden... Sweden... Why is that so familiar? Was something funny in the news recently? Some comedians making jokes or something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 06:08 PM (/f1mm)

57 And the left claimed that obama wasn't political and would never spy on Trump.

Yeah right......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 09, 2017 06:09 PM (le7jz)

58 The Islamic world is a pretty shitty place

Posted by: Yo! at March 09, 2017 06:09 PM (GwIKd)

59 >>We need to mobilize the left to start milking...terrorists.



Ultimately this only leads to more Terrorists and an inevitable empty, flat feeling inside.


Posted by: St. Pancake at March 09, 2017 06:09 PM (XbFDI)

60 "Backlash feared"

LOL!

Posted by: Max Power at March 09, 2017 06:09 PM (q177U)

61 49 How did he get in? He simply lied about his name. I would say that is not much of a "vetting system".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2017 06:06 PM (mpXpK)

Seems pretty good to me.

Posted by: Talcum X at March 09, 2017 06:09 PM (/f1mm)

62 How did he get in? He simply lied about his name.

--

Well, all those Mohammad Mohammad guys do look a lot alike.

"Are you the Mohammad Mohammad from Mosul?"
"No, I am the Mohammad Mohammad from Kirkuk. Different guy."

Posted by: Hass Wimpoled at March 09, 2017 06:10 PM (bhu5Q)

63 Coming soon to a maul near you.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 06:10 PM (XbFDI)

64 I saw German Train Axe-man open for none other than Molly Hatchet at the Omnidome in '97. The set had some cutting edge material but overall was a little choppy.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:11 PM (wPiJc)

65 Coming soon to a maul near you.
Posted by: garrett


Ouch, that's tasteless. I felt that in my ball-peen.

Posted by: THE PLAGUE at March 09, 2017 06:12 PM (4YGWz)

66 A little silver hammer works equally well. No need to carry a heavy sledge hammer. Just a couple of taps makes the guy go down.

Posted by: Maxwell Edison at March 09, 2017 06:12 PM (bhu5Q)

67 confused i am , why is this called "extreme vetting" - we did not have extreme vetting when he got in and do not have one in place yet

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2017 06:12 PM (c6/9Q)

68 I don't think we should be importing any more people who want us dead, but that's just me.

Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 06:12 PM (w7KSn)

69 >>> How did he get in? He simply lied about his name. I would say that is not much of a "vetting system".
......

They used the same system the Obama campaign used to vet credit card donations.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:13 PM (71OEY)

70 >>Time to reopen Ellis Island. All of it. We need to start making people wait in line and go into quarantine again.


And go back to more stringent medical review/standards.

Obama lifted restrictions on all sorts of communicable diseases, such as AIDS - and just look at the increase in refugees with TB! My great grandmother's sister was turned away at Ellis Island for TB. Tough luck. Tell me again why we must now take in every Somali with TB???

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 06:13 PM (NOIQH)

71 @TSgt Ciz

Yeah, it stung losing him. I've been following and supporting his projects for years and years. Doesn't want to even hear from other people about his TDS.

I finally removed my bookmark to his articles.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 06:13 PM (0wojp)

72
The German police don't want any speculation on the background of the axe person(s).








*whistles absently*

Posted by: Zombie Carrie Nation at March 09, 2017 06:13 PM (cuZZW)

73 I've said for years that Obama's last days will be on the run.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 09, 2017 06:07 PM (nFwvY)

It certainly won't be because he's in prison, but I keep praying that "Justice might roll down like water and righteousness like an ever flowing stream" on all these crooks and traitors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:13 PM (fDdVG)

74 Time to reopen Monster Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 06:14 PM (IqV8l)

75 >>>>We need to mobilize the left to start milking...terrorists.



You been reading up on ISIS' guidelines on cannibalism or something?
No thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 06:14 PM (NOIQH)

76 *whistles absently*
Posted by: Zombie Carrie Nation


Basic bitch.

Posted by: zombie Lizzie Borden at March 09, 2017 06:14 PM (4YGWz)

77 The guy in the video tried to find the middle ground, "Ok Trump's statement wasn't true, but it wasn't a lie."

How fair. How measured. It sounds much better than "Trump mentioned something vaguely, and I immediately called him a liar. The idea that Trump knows something I don't is an unbearable sin."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2017 06:14 PM (VdICR)

78 This country needs to pull an Iceland and prosecute the criminals and put them in jail for a long time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:14 PM (6Ll1u)

79 George Soros isn't suffering, neither is Barry with a 60 million dollar payday for a book he isn't even going to write. And Stalin died in his sleep.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 06:15 PM (0wojp)

80 What did you expect?

Posted by: Minuszuwanderung at March 09, 2017 06:15 PM (HgMAr)

81 I'll repeat here that John Carlin, the Assistant Attorney General for National Security resigned his position on October 12th. Maybe he was ticked off at this or perhaps the Trump spying. He would have been the point man for the FISA requests and also certainly involved in terrorist matters.

Posted by: MAGA at March 09, 2017 06:15 PM (A4HOq)

82 TANJ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 06:16 PM (0wojp)

83 Something's wrong with a country when they have a horrible Islamist terror attack and their first worry is about a backlash which, inevitably, never materializes.

Germany and Japan: Two countries we either bombed too much or not enough.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 09, 2017 06:16 PM (nvMvs)

84 suddenly someone jumped out with an ax

Ice or wood?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: zombie Leon Trotsky at March 09, 2017 06:17 PM (wpC7C)

85 It's harder for an American citizen to walk into a government building than it is for a guy with a suicide vest to enter the United States.

Next time I get called for jury duty, I'm going to tell them I can't come because the ID requirements are racist.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:17 PM (71OEY)

86 The video blogger also has an interesting interview with an Afghani refugee turned Swedish cop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82eGHYsP0FE

The guy is arguing for assimilation, and he says he's been doing pro-Western-values presentations in immigrant communities. But (weirdly) he makes it sound like that got him kicked off the police force. Not sure what to make of that part.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 06:17 PM (PXbkt)

87 confused i am , why is this called "extreme vetting" - we did not have extreme vetting when he got in and do not have one in place yet





You cannot vet from countries that have no paperwork.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (4Ru5B)

88 This list is wildly out of date, already:

The Ohio State crowd crasher / slasher was a Muslim.
The Orlando Gay Nightclub Shooter was a Muslim.
The Columbus Ohio Nazareth restaurant slasher was a Muslim.
The Chattanooga shooter was a Muslim.
The Bakersfield shooters were Muslims.
Glasgow Airport Attackers were Muslim.
London car bombers were Muslims.
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims.
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim.
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim.
The USS Cole Bombers were Muslims.
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims.
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims.
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims.
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims.
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight No. 93 Bombers were Muslims.
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims.
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims.
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims.
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims.
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims.
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims.
The Kenyan U.S. Embassy Bombers were Muslims.
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims.
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims.
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims.
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims.
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims.
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims.
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

89
The German police don't want any speculation on the background of the axe person(s).


Could be a Viking

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

90 Reporters are ignorant of the terms for common tools, the guy had a hatchet.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:19 PM (6Ll1u)

91 I knew that Europe was in deep trouble in 2008 when I read America Alone. At some point in the meantime I assumed that everyone had learned about it. The most implausible thing in the movie Taken (same year) was that Liam Neeson could kill that many dudes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2017 06:19 PM (VdICR)

92 *Possibly* someone in Trumps campaign team may have spoken with a Russian. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton sold the Russians enough uranium to bury the cities of Boston, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Los Angeles, and San Francisco under 20 feet of radioactive rubble.

We're not a serious country anymore.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 06:19 PM (ZFUt7)

93 This list is wildly out of date, already:



The Ohio State crowd crasher / slasher was a Muslim.

The Orlando Gay Nightclub Shooter was a Muslim.

The Columbus Ohio Nazareth restaurant slasher was a Muslim.

The Chattanooga shooter was a Muslim.

The Bakersfield shooters were Muslims.

Glasgow Airport Attackers were Muslim.

London car bombers were Muslims.

The Beltway Snipers were Muslims.

The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim.

The underwear Bomber was a Muslim.

The USS Cole Bombers were Muslims.

The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims.

The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims.

The London Subway Bombers were Muslims.

The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims.

The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims

The Pan-Am flight No. 93 Bombers were Muslims.

The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims.

The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims.

The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims.

The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims.

The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims.

The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims.

The Kenyan U.S. Embassy Bombers were Muslims.

The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims.

The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims.

The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims.

The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims.

The Bombay Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims.

The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims.

The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims.


It's unwise to extrapolate from just a few data points. /s/

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:20 PM (LAe3v)

94 I would have got to the thread earlier but I was busy breastfeeding my hamster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 06:20 PM (yHIye)

95 You didn't include th MN mall slasher

Posted by: Yo! at March 09, 2017 06:21 PM (GwIKd)

96 Or as they called it in my grandma's time, a tomahawk

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:21 PM (6Ll1u)

97 Could be a Viking


=======

Brynhildr

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2017 06:21 PM (c6/9Q)

98 Reporters are ignorant of the terms for common tools, the guy had a hatchet.

27-year-old metrosexuals who went from high school to college to journalism have never done a damn thing with their lives and have never experienced anything broadening.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

99 The German police don't want any speculation on the background of the axe person(s).





Could be a Viking

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Or a teenage boy with poor taste and no money.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

100 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 06:15 PM (0wojp)

I am a person of religious faith. Hence I believe that justice will be meted out to them in the next life if they don't repent in this life and even then I'm sort of on board with the whole idea of purgatory. I can't imagine George Soros or Obama repenting because I think they're Atheists, and I don't think Bill and Hillary Clinton will repent because I don't think they have fundamentally any belief in God but the"god" of their own power.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:22 PM (fDdVG)

101 China Developing Advanced Spaceship That Can Land on the Moon

Two chicken chow mein, sweet sour pork and 8 egg rolls please.

Posted by: little green man at March 09, 2017 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

102 @88

I have it on good authority that all those incidents were attributable to workplace violence, anti gay activists, and similar right wing crazy people. GM is alive, Bin Laden is dead, Al Queda is on the run, and there have been no attacks on US soil since George Bush was too busy reading My Pet Goat to do his job.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:23 PM (71OEY)

103
You cannot vet from countries that have no paperwork.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (4Ru5B)



Didn't ISIS also get hold of thousands of blank Iraqi passports when they took Mosul?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 06:23 PM (lKyWE)

104 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (u82oZ)


--------------


You forgot the Oklahoma City workplace beheading.

Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2017 06:23 PM (0rpO6)

105 101
China Developing Advanced Spaceship That Can Land on the Moon



Two chicken chow mein, sweet sour pork and 8 egg rolls please.

Posted by: little green man


Chinese spaceship to little green man: "You been here long time. You go now."

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:23 PM (LAe3v)

106 The Westgate Mall terrorists were muslim

The Garland Texas bullet stoppers were muslim.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 09, 2017 06:25 PM (nFwvY)

107 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (u82oZ)


*****

Was there one in Bakersfield?

or is that supposed to be San Bernardino?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:25 PM (wPiJc)

108 China Developing Advanced Spaceship That Can Land on the Moon

'Advanced' in the sense that the West did it 50+ years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

109 Golly. It's like for the past eight years we've had a Muslim-sympathizing, community-organizing, Marxist tool as president.

I'm gobsmacked. *looks around for fainting couch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:26 PM (PY9jH)

110 Yo! and Soona

If I had a flunky I could keep the list sorta up to date. Alas.

Too many attacks to list. The data is out there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2017 06:26 PM (u82oZ)

111 Didn't ISIS also get hold of thousands of blank Iraqi passports when they took Mosul?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


It is my understanding that they got one of the machines for making passports. IOW, an Iraqi passport is worth absolutely nothing.

Say, I wonder if libs will accept money even if the bills are a bit off in color and resolution?

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:26 PM (LAe3v)

112 The Fort Lauderdale airport Puerto Rican army misfit National Guard muslim convert?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:27 PM (wPiJc)

113 Vetting is racist.

Now spread 'em grandma. We need to pat down your vagina. Oh, what do we have here? A bottle of water! Throw her in the brig!

Posted by: TSA at March 09, 2017 06:27 PM (71OEY)

114 Has there been a pixy upgrade?
The comment box looks different.


Posted by: Maxwell Edison at March 09, 2017 06:27 PM (bhu5Q)

115 Benghazi 2.0

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 09, 2017 06:27 PM (CLKfs)

116 Did you see the article that says why yes you can grow potatoes on Mars? Shouldn't they be worried if you can grow weed there?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:28 PM (6Ll1u)

117 You know what would be awesome?







Nothing.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 06:28 PM (78AhA)

118 Now spread 'em grandma. We need to pat down your vagina. Oh, what do we have here? A bottle of water! Throw her in the brig!

It's a compass, dumbass.

Posted by: Grandma at March 09, 2017 06:28 PM (LAe3v)

119 >>Has there been a pixy upgrade?

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 06:28 PM (/tuJf)

120 OK, we now have the newest talking points from the DNC on how the Republican plan to replace obamacare is bad......People will have to pay more to be uninsured under the GOP's plan according to CNBC..

In a surreal alternate universe it is now a good thing for people to not have to buy insurance even though obamacare imposed escalating penalties for not having insurance. The squaring of the circle will start now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 09, 2017 06:29 PM (le7jz)

121 ...Al Queda is on the run...
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:23 PM (71OEY)


Al Quaeda kind of is on the run, oddly enough. Mostly because they've been muscled out of the way and out-recruited by Ultimate Form Mecha Neo-Al Quaeda (a.k.a. the JV squad) while the rest of the world sat around with its thumb up its ass trying to defeat them with rapid troop withdrawals and desultory drone strikes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 06:29 PM (8nWyX)

122 ...The Cover Ups Continue

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 09, 2017 06:29 PM (CLKfs)

123 Could be a Viking
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


COULD BE A TECHNO-VIKING.
https://youtu.be/u0IofkJW9f0

Posted by: TECHNO-VIKING at March 09, 2017 06:29 PM (4YGWz)

124 And in other news, looks like we're about to send more troops to Afghanistan.

We literally had the Taliban damned near under control (like roaches), and Barry sensed a win in the air and began pulling us out.

I literally want to weep when I think of the young lives lost, the injured, both mentally and physically, for what amounted to damned near nothing.

Camp Leatherneck is probably a Taliban/ISIS stronghold now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:30 PM (PY9jH)

125 Grow potatoes on Mars?

Show Me! I want to see it. Go there and prove it to me.


Posted by: Ted what fell off the Turnip Truck at March 09, 2017 06:30 PM (bhu5Q)

126 Has there been a pixy upgrade?


*****


Are you running a Peruvian browser?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:31 PM (wPiJc)

127 OT: CNN engages in cannibalism. LITERAL CANNIBALISM.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h4f5u53

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2017 06:32 PM (rUIbB)

128 The extent of Obama's treachery will probably never be known. The fact of his treason is starting to leak out, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 06:32 PM (MZcWR)

129 China Developing Advanced Spaceship That Can Land on the Moon

'Advanced' in the sense that the West did it 50+ years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 06:25 PM (oVJmc)
............

What lucky citizen will be first to go? Bet there's not a whole lot of volunteers.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 06:32 PM (HgMAr)

130 Bold
Italican
Underline
Strike through

Do they work now?


Posted by: Ted what fell off the Turnip Truck at March 09, 2017 06:33 PM (bhu5Q)

131
Grow potatoes on Mars?
Show Me! I want to see it. Go there and prove it to me.


I won't believe it until I hear it from the Idaho potatoe truck

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 06:33 PM (lKyWE)

132 Of course you have to grow anything on Mars in a greenhouse, what do you think, this is earth or something?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:33 PM (6Ll1u)

133 Ok, no


Posted by: Ted what fell off the Turnip Truck at March 09, 2017 06:33 PM (bhu5Q)

134
Buried in the small print of the Martian potato story is the fact you have to bring some dirt from Earth at the price per ounce of gold. Or else no potatoes for you.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 06:34 PM (ZFUt7)

135 I used an axe back in the French Indian wars. True fact!

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 09, 2017 06:34 PM (cOHS7)

136 >>Something's wrong with a country when they have a horrible Islamist
terror attack and their first worry is about a backlash which,
inevitably, never materializes.


Clarification: The country's *leadership* is most concerned with the feelings of the terrorists' fellow travelers.

Heck, I'd still like someone to explain to me why every time a Muslim immigrant/second generation immigrant murders Americans that *we* were lectured about racism and tolerating 'the other.' I'm not the guy moving to another country and killing the locals, pal, so stop slandering me and mine as the ones with the problem.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 06:35 PM (NOIQH)

137 Posted by: pep at March 09, 2017 06:20 PM (LAe3v)

UC Merced 'student' who tried to stab multiple people, was a Moslem...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2017 06:36 PM (NgKpN)

138 Some posters who will remain nameless (but they know who they are and there are several of them) need to consider either going for therapy for clinical depression and/or asking for some help from the horde because they are really in bad shape financially and/or they need help to pay for therapy/meds. We obviously cannot get these folks who are unemployed a job although some people have made so pro- active suggestions. Every day those posts more bleak I understand and empathize with people going through dark times, but we cannot begin to help you unless you ask for and accept help other than praying which some of us do for every single day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:37 PM (fDdVG)

139 I'd rather have Chinese delivered on the Moon than grow my own potatoes on Mars.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 06:37 PM (HgMAr)

140 I saw German Train Axe-man open for none other than Molly Hatchet at the Omnidome in '97. The set had some cutting edge material but overall was a little choppy.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 06:11 PM
--

That was funny on several levels.

Well done Sir.

Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 06:37 PM (J5mC3)

141 I could have been first but I was mopping the barrel, some of you are real slobs!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 09, 2017 06:38 PM (iKuGK)

142 *high fives Lizzy*


I'm totally looking forward to flying to Newark next month to attend a wedding in New Jersey.

I am ALWAYS singled out for the full body rape-down. So fucking tired of it. My husband has been saying, "You're on a list."

Hmmm. There was that time several years ago that I was working with our local Tea Party, and we were (stupidly) wearing name badges. Some guy came up to each of us and photographed our faces and name badges. When we asked him who he was and what he was doing, he disappeared into the crowd.

I've been singled out ever since.

Thanks, Barack Hussein Obama, you traitor to this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (PY9jH)

143 The Garland Texas bullet stoppers were muslim.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 09, 2017 06:25 PM (nFwvY)


The public center where that happened is exactly 3 miles from our house and we heard the boom when they made the car go 'splodey. It creeps me out every time we drive by there, just knowing how bad it could have been.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (nvMvs)

144 @121

Might be nothing but it always bothered me that, pretty much the minute after Bin Laden took a permanent swim, Al Queda left the news almost entirely. Then, when stuff kept blowing up, oh that ISIS or ISIL, doesn't matter. Some JV team.

I know... it was so out of character for the Obama Admin to relabel stuff to pretend it didn't exist or was something entirely benign. It probably nothing. It's not like they had an entire staff full of Internet geeks who might suggest that relabeling things and using multiple name might prevent or reduce the hits that show up in web searches and stuff. I'm probably just going crazy. I'm sure all the Al Queda people who spent the prior 7 years blowing shit up around Iraq turned in their AK 47s and became nannies to orphan children after Obama's Cairo speech.

That hole thing about driving small boats out to blow holes in larger boats, just like Al Queda did? It was completely different. Probably just some guys asking for directions and their boat motor exploded accidentally.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (71OEY)

145 Oh and meanwhile, there was an axe attack at a train station in Germany, five wounded, one arrested, Backlash Feared.

A big blue ox was spotted fleeing the scene, witnesses say.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (0mRoj)

146 See, a jihadi can't be anything but a jihadi. Makes no difference if he lives in an Afghan cave for eight years or in the whitehouse for eight years. A mohamadan is a mohamadan, and they thirst for innocent blood.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 06:40 PM (zLDYs)

147 The public center where that happened is exactly 3 miles from our house and we heard the boom when they made the car go 'splodey. It creeps me out every time we drive by there, just knowing how bad it could have been.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (nvMvs)

When evil passes by your door... even though it leaves you alone, it will leave an impression...

The Columbine shooters? Used to deliver Pizza to my House in Denver...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2017 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

148 The guy who shot up an Army recruiting station a few years ago was a Muslim.

Posted by: fly gal at March 09, 2017 06:41 PM (8TdcF)

149 I saw a headline that said suicide and overdoses were larger than gun deaths now, could this be true?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

150 hunh.

Malik Obama just posted a birth revord for Barack *in Kenya* but it was quickly deleted. the 4chan goons copied it...


http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1489102233077.png

doesn't prove anything, of course. Its 4chan

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 09, 2017 06:41 PM (A6uIZ)

151 These attacks are yet more evidence that we are failing to help these immigrants adjust to the 21st century. They can't help that they are poor, poorly educated people and it is understandable that they will have difficulty adjusting to modern civilizations. It is our fault that we have failed to help these people.

We should be ashamed every time one of these poor fellows is triggered to violence by our self indulgent culture. These are religious people, after all, and our sinful nature should make any pious religious person angry.

Posted by: Majoring in Gender studies at March 09, 2017 06:41 PM (bhu5Q)

152 It's almost as if Obama was getting his jihad on in his own special way.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at March 09, 2017 06:42 PM (Ftuf+)

153 Bold
Italican
Underline
Strike through

Do they work now?


Posted by: Ted what fell off the Turnip Truck


Sure.
What's
your
poison?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 06:42 PM (4YGWz)

154 "Truth isn't easy and it is not your friend."

NOOOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 06:42 PM (yHIye)

155 Some posters who will remain nameless (but they know who they are and there are several of them) need to consider either going for therapy for clinical depression and/or asking for some help from the horde because they are really in bad shape financially and/or they need help to pay for therapy/meds. We obviously cannot get these folks who are unemployed a job although some people have made so pro- active suggestions. Every day those posts more bleak I understand and empathize with people going through dark times, but we cannot begin to help you unless you ask for and accept help other than praying which some of us do for every single day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke




well for starters, move out of michigan

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2017 06:43 PM (cPsPa)

156 I am a person of religious faith. Hence I believe that justice will be meted out to them in the next life if they don't repent in this life and even then I'm sort of on board with the whole idea of purgatory. I can't imagine George Soros or Obama repenting because I think they're Atheists, and I don't think Bill and Hillary Clinton will repent because I don't think they have fundamentally any belief in God but the"god" of their own power.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:22 PM (fDdVG)


Every time someone famous dies, the first thing I think about is the state of their soul. No matter how much power, fame, and wealth someone has on earth, it means nothing if they die without God.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 09, 2017 06:43 PM (nvMvs)

157 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (PY9jH)

Is there a way you could contact one of your Senators of Reps and explain the problem if you haven't already? I would think under the Trump administration they would look into people being targeted because of Tea Party ties.

And I'm sorry for the ongoing hassle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:44 PM (fDdVG)

158 Let us pray for all our deployed troops. And let's pray for those around the world and here at home (Chattanooga, TN terrorist attack on Marines/Navy personnel).

And please, please pray for their families to stay strong and get the loving support they deserve and need from their communities/churches.

I went to bed last night, and awoke this morning, thinking of those moms with their babies in Syria. Those "babies" will do what they are trained to do, and do it extremely well, with the ROE lifted.

Semper Fi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:44 PM (PY9jH)

159 And I'm sorry for the ongoing hassle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:44 PM (fDdVG)


Yeah, if it happens even once on this trip, I'm calling my rep, Buddy Carter. I've had it UP TO HERE with being treated like a potential terrorist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH)

160
89
The German police don't want any speculation on the background of the axe person(s).


Could be a Viking
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

Don't count out those Franks and their fiendish franciscas.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 09, 2017 06:45 PM (FtrY1)

161 >>>>
The public center where that happened is exactly 3 miles from our house
and we heard the boom when they made the car go 'splodey. It creeps me
out every time we drive by there, just knowing how bad it could have
been.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 09, 2017 06:39 PM (nvMvs)



When evil passes by your door... even though it leaves you alone, it will leave an impression...



The Columbine shooters? Used to deliver Pizza to my House in Denver...
.
.
.I used to play war games with Jeffrey Dalhmer. He was a member in a war game club that I belonged to in Wisconsin.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 09, 2017 06:46 PM (le7jz)

162 Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 09, 2017 06:43 PM (nvMvs)

That is a kind and Christian response.

It's not as if I want people to be separated from God. I do pray for the peoples' conversion every day. I'm just not really optimistic about some of them but with God all things are possible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:46 PM (fDdVG)

163 For some reason this does not surprise me in the least.

*take as read my usual toast to Ace, the Horde, and PDT.*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 09, 2017 06:46 PM (Oeb2k)

164 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:44 PM (PY9jH)

I do and will. Something I like about the Orthodox Church is that it's is part of their prayers at every single service to pay for our military. It's part of their written ritual. I believe not something this priest just came up with. I'm sure the Priest appreciates it in the ritual too, as he was a military chaplain for so many years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 06:49 PM (fDdVG)

165 149 I saw a headline that said suicide and overdoses were larger than gun deaths now, could this be true?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

I believe it.

Gun deaths are virtually non existent compared the left's hyperventilating.

Suicides and ODs don't get reported because the media is too busy telling us that drugs don't kill people, cops do. No one killed themselves in the past 8 years! Why would they? We've had such a booming economy with virtually no unemployment! There were no wars! Our military was all at home, playing Yahtzee with their kids. Everything was glorious... until Nov. 9th. Now, after that, certainly we'll see a spike in suicides that will continue for the next 4-8 years. Right along with the spiking Nazi incidents, Muslim women being threatened to be set on fire, and ugly fat girls having their face scratched by unknown (but definitely white male, wearing a red hat) attackers.

All things serve the narrative.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 06:49 PM (71OEY)

166 Gee, if only the good muslims come here it would be diversity utopia. And we all know the bad muslims are not followers of islam.They are hijackers.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 09, 2017 06:54 PM (+ucSt)

167 West, TX was an intentional explosion.

Posted by: Lurkette at March 09, 2017 06:56 PM (6POyG)

168 "105 101
China Developing Advanced Spaceship That Can Land on the Moon



Two chicken chow mein, sweet sour pork and 8 egg rolls please.

Posted by: little green man

Chinese spaceship to little green man: "You been here long time. You go now."

Posted by: pep"


one of the many reasons I love the HQ and the Horde is how often I find my best laugh of the day here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 09, 2017 07:24 PM (Oeb2k)

169 158 Let us pray for all our deployed troops. And let's pray for those around the world and here at home (Chattanooga, TN terrorist attack on Marines/Navy personnel).

And please, please pray for their families to stay strong and get the loving support they deserve and need from their communities/churches.

I went to bed last night, and awoke this morning, thinking of those moms with their babies in Syria. Those "babies" will do what they are trained to do, and do it extremely well, with the ROE lifted.

Semper Fi.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 06:44 PM (PY9jH)




Never were there more worthy recipients of prayer.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 09, 2017 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

170 The Clintons used every office and agency of government largely as an opportunity for money or power. Whether it was minting voters with INS, renting the Lincoln Bedroom or paying off supporters with Travel Office jobs. Even when they sold military tech to the Chinese or a pardon to Iranian stooge Marc Rich, it was more about greed and power than ideology.

Obama flipped that. His crimes were more about jdeology and power, supporting communism and Islamism and quashing the opposition.

This case has elements of both, since it involves both of them.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 09, 2017 10:24 PM (Ndje9)

171 My money is on Muhammed Axel..the one with the pixilated face aka a youth on a prank.

Posted by: saf at March 10, 2017 08:13 AM (+zN6H)

172 Like the Espionage Act felony leaks, this is also the politicization of national security.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2017 10:55 AM (Ndje9)

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