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Thursday Overnight Open Thread (3/9/17) Taking it Easy Editon
Quote of The Day “I sought for the greatness and genius of America in her commodious harbors and her ample rivers – and it was not there . . . in her fertile fields and boundless forests and it was not there . . . in her rich mines and her vast world commerce – and it was not there . . . in her democratic Congress and her matchless Constitution – and it was not there. Not until I went into the churches of America and heard her pulpits aflame with righteousness did I understand the secret of her genius and power. America is great because she is good, and if America ever ceases to be good, she will cease to be great.”
― Alexis de Tocqueville
The ONT suspects if this was Mike Pence's kid it would have been a bigger story. Failed VP candidate's son arrested for being really naughty.
It looks like our friends to the north are wimping out to the Sharia Crowd. Canada's proposed blasphemy laws.
A similar motion, labelled M-37, was later tabled in the Ontario provincial legislature by MPP Nathalie Des Rosiers on February 23, 2017, and was passed by the provincial parliament. M-37, like its predecessor, demanded that lawmakers condemn "all forms of Islamophobia" and reaffirm "support for government efforts, through the Anti-Racism Directorate, to address and prevent systemic racism across government policy, programs and services".
Your humble Cob doesn't go out for lunch often. Yesterday I did. Yesterday, Wednesday March 8th was the day without women yadda yadda. My lunch companion and I were waited on by a woman. We saw several other women working behind the bar, waiting tables and working the hostess position. It looked like the staff was mostly women. The restaurant was filled mostly with male customers. What would have happened if there had been a Day Without Men? Just thinking out loud here. Next, the UN is prepping for International Women's Day. Is our culture degrading women?
In preparation for the 2017 International Women’s Day, the UN Secretary-General dutifully declared his devotion to women’s rights and equality, saying: “Women’s rights are human rights. …
Empowering women and girls is the only way to protect their rights and make sure they can realize their full potential.”
Meet 12 women who did more than make sammiches. J/K c'mon lighten up.
Moar science!!!! Underwater bullets.
If a boy who questions whether or not he is a boy (who is meant to grow into a man) is treated as a girl, then has his natural pubertal progression to manhood suppressed, have we not set in motion an inevitable outcome? All of his same sex peers develop into young men, his opposite sex friends develop into young women, but he remains a pre-pubertal boy. He will be left psychosocially isolated and alone........Scott Adams of Dilbert Blog Fame Issues 1 million dollar climate model bet.
My point here is that I don’t care how many climate models are accurate if you don’t tell me how many were wrong. If 99 out of 100 climate scientists create models that are wrong, and one gets it right, would you bet on that winning model to stay right in the future? If you answered yes, I recommend letting someone else make investment decisions for you. —
Anthony Burgess at 100.
Burgess began writing in earnest at the age of 43, in 1960, when he was incorrectly diagnosed as having a terminal illness. His initial ambition was to make enough money to leave to his (first) wife, and he wrote or rewrote five novels in what he thought was his final year. He did not die and he could not find a job; so he kept writing.
March 9, 1975, Actor Telly Savalas was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with his version of the David Gates (from Bread) song 'If'. Savalas was currently high in the TV ratings playing the policeman Kojak. via thisdayinmusic.com
March 9, 1945, Born on this day, Robin Trower, guitarist, Procol Harum, (1967 UK No.1 single & US No.5 ' 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'' & three top 20 solo albums). via thisdayinmusic.com
Triple Play Thursday.
March 9, 1991, 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go' gave The Clash their only UK No.1 single after the track was used for a Levi's TV advertisement. The track was first released in 1982 from their album Combat Rock album. via thisdayinmusic.com
There was one notable woman missing on Day Without Women.Rest in Hell Lynne Stewart.
Her passing came 18 days after the behind-bars death of her most prized client, the 78-year-old convicted Islamic terrorist ringleader Omar Abdel-Rahman, also known as the Blind Sheikh, with whom she used to flirt during prison visits. He had received a sentence of life imprisonment in 1996. “He was a personification of an American hero,” she told the Times after Abdel-Rahman departed. “I feel very strongly that he suffered. He suffered unjustly because he was convicted of this bogus crime.”
Speaking of radical feminists. The ONT attempts every night to put out the best possible product. No slackers here. Our research takes us to different places. Our goal is to provide interesting, educational and conversation worthy topics, no matter how uncomfortable you may be. No safe spaces here at The ONT or How To Have Fat Sex. Boy there is a lot of crap we come across to put together an ONT.
Will the feminists be celebrating today? Barbie turns 58 today. Thursday Night. If Millennials were Lumberjacks.
Decorated US Army vet. Illegal alien. Felon. Mexican-born Miguel Perez Jr. faces deportation. You make the call.
Perez also told the Tribune that after leaving the Army, doctors at a Veterans Affairs (VA) hospital diagnosed him with post-traumatic stress disorder. After failing to maintain a steady job, he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, ultimately handing a "laptop case full of cocaine to an undercover officer." He was sentenced to 15 years in prison. While locked up he earned an Associate's Degree, participated in both psychiatric and addiction therapy, and worked to help fellow inmates earn their GEDs. After serving about half of his sentence, Perez expected to be going home. Instead, he's facing deportation.Expectant Grandfather becomes an engineering whiz. Granddaughter is recipient of his time and energy.
According to WFAA, Decatur, Texas resident Jimmy White built the mini-amusement park for his 2-year-old granddaughter. Made of metal, wood, and PVC pipe, White started work on his fun fair as soon as he discovered that he was going to be a grandparent.Illegality and Face Book go together like.......Genius Award Winner.
One helluva funeral procession. Well done Patriot Guard Riders and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Relaxation.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: PaleRider at March 09, 2017 09:42 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 09, 2017 09:43 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 09:44 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 09:44 PM (HDU3V)
OK, that was a lie.
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 09:45 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 09:45 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (iMxBJ)
The Bible has been considered H8 speech in Canada for some time now, and quoting it accurately has been considered a H8 crime. It is little wonder, then, that quoting the Bible in Scotland, after explicitly being inquired upon, would result in near instant imprisonment?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13098
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Muns at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (fO+6C)
The first time, I asked to schedule a mammogram for my wife. I was told she could get a breast exam and then a referral for a mammogram.
The second time, I asked for prenatal care for my six-months-pregnant wife who had just had her insurance dropped. I was told "PP does not do prenatal care. Contact an OBGYN." She then hung up, IMMEDIATELY.
The third time, at a different center in the area, I was hung up on as soon as I said prenatal care.
Take it for what it's worth.
Posted by: CPT11A at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (hxUdS)
Posted by: Cate Blancett at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (JZdsf)
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Stop the presses! Pence's son Arrested for protesting against Trump! That HAS to be real!!!
Posted by: Buzzfeed at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 09:47 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2017 09:47 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: Cate Blancett at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (JZdsf)
Compasses don't tell time, honey.
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 09:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Completely understandable. Tim Kaine is the bizarro world Mike Pence.
Posted by: Cate Blancett at March 09, 2017 09:48 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Tax$@Work at March 09, 2017 09:48 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2017 09:48 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Cate Blancett at March 09, 2017 09:46 PM (JZdsf)
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My vagina says that there better not ever be a conversation about compasses, or there will be very expensive hell to pay.
/and trust me, vaginas are like Jaguars. High maintenance and costly.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Milo Y at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 09:50 PM (HDU3V)
Welp. Looks like we're determined to find out whether he was right.
(Inspiring quote, though.)
(And thanks for the yuge and luxurious selection of content! Big league.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 09:50 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 09:50 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2017 09:51 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: gewa76 at March 09, 2017 09:51 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (J5mC3)
Lives there a man on this earth who does not know this?
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)
And deport the Army illegal. I am a veteran and I managed to come home from the 'Stan without committing felonies. So did every Army friend I have. Adios, amigo.
Posted by: CPT11A at March 09, 2017 09:51 PM (hxUdS)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 09:51 PM (tHwdc)
Not everyone can beat up a tranny prostitute in Phoenix.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (voOPb)
22 Good evening..
Posted by: Milo Y at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (UpGcq)
Too soon.
Posted by: Splunge
..............could happen!
and that sock is really old!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (UpGcq)
Curiously, vaginas and Red Ryder BB guns have some notable similarities.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (JZdsf)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocqueville_effect
"The effect suggests a link between social equality or concessions by the regime and unintended consequences. According to the Tocqueville effect, a revolution is likely to occur after an improvement in social conditions in contrast to Marx's theory of progressive immiseration of the proletariat (deterioration of conditions)"
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (0J6e7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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What? They can put an eye out?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (tr2D7)
Quick search on This Ain't Hell failed to turn up the name.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 09, 2017 09:54 PM (EnKk6)
It's been overshadowed by his other literary works, but back in the 1970s, with the 1984 date fast approaching, Burgess said that the actual future in Britain wasn't going to be Orwellian. But that it also wasn't going to be good.
So in his book _1985_, he depicted a dystopian future UK which was dominated economically by leftist trade unions, and culturally by... imported militant Islam.
This rendition by Burgess was deprecated by Brit crits as "science fiction", and bad SF at that, and rapidly routed to the remainder bins at the bookstores. The linked piece doesn't even mention it. But man, was Burgess bang on the mark with that part of his prediction.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 09:54 PM (noWW6)
For everyone receiving employer provided health care, we tax that as income - as it assuredly is. Then we don't have to give tax credits to those buying their own.. right?? right??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 09, 2017 09:54 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (IcT7t)
I barely had time to turn on the TV.
Posted by: Some Chick Who's Heard It Before at March 09, 2017 09:54 PM (JZdsf)
He sounds like he will be a credit to his country.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (Kresa)
Nothing else makes sense.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (J5mC3)
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The Vags are good. It is their life support systems that will twist up your World.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (+kBvz)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 09:56 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:56 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 09:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (VxpK3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (IqV8l)
Too bad that she had no vagina.
Mattel really missed the boat when it didn't release a version with a compass in the stock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (J5mC3)
I have never encountered one with hand-stitched leather and wood trim, but I defer to your expertise.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (+lv+r)
Expeditionary Medal, a Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, an Army
Commendation Medal, and a National Defense Service Medal."
These particular "military honors" got handed out in bulk and pro forma to the overwhelming majority of people who deployed. They denote no particular significance among that large cohort.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (noWW6)
Nothing else makes sense.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (+lv+r)
The Deep State and the Uniparty don't care whether the Red Team or the Blue Team is in charge at any given moment.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)
He wasn't an illegal alien. The military doesn't take illegals - at least not until Barky started pushing it and the feckless, treasonous GOP had nothing to say against it. Evidently he was a green card holder. He committed a felony. End of green card. Tough titties.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (xInes)
The Math was Bogus.
But, they let a blind guy do the planning and that, in retrospect, turned out to be a bad idea.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (XbFDI)
Wow. Am I only one that thinks that sounds like something straight out of the Soviet Union?
Geez, Canadians. Wake up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (IcT7t)
Not the first time I've heard that...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)
https://youtu.be/KosBvDyWgnA
My thoughts on this?
The destroyed Geisha gynoid head. Really? You have a power cord they
pulled out of the spares bin hanging out of a mouth and throat far too
small to house it. Also in Ghost in the Shell, the twin data
cables are about two meters long and resemble headphone cords plus the
datajacks are located at the base of the skull. So to have a cord from
the mouth is just wrong and I bet in the actual movie this cord is
prehensile. If I want power cables acting like snakes, I'll watch Bubblegum Crisis 2032 as Aqua City gets consumed by a Super Boomer.
The
Geisha gynoid with all the face panels opening up like a killer
mechanical doll. Uh no. I expect to see that 'Aaahhh!!!' in a scary
movie. Also WETA nothing makes me think of the future more than 17th
Century automata clock-work gears. From a practical standpoint, those
fiddly gears would easily get knocked askew. Should have not gone there,
better to leave it to our imaginations how exactly these Geisha gynoids
are assembled much like the Nexus-6 series.
So yeah, again I am going to give this movie a pass.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:00 PM (29TTH)
I think I shall have one last gimlet.
Posted by: Kreplach
...........
damn, I used to love gimlets..
I would make a vodka gimlet from ethyl alcohol from the labs (the good/safe stuff ) and rose's lime juice.. I can't believe I have a brain left.. (some would dispute this)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 09, 2017 10:00 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: OCBill at March 09, 2017 10:00 PM (oDxFZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 09:58 PM (zc3Db)
Please, Inspector Javert, he only stole a loaf of bread.
Posted by: Jean Valjean at March 09, 2017 10:00 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:02 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 09, 2017 10:03 PM (EnKk6)
Same with me. It was all a big nothing around here. I'm sure that in New York, California, the Northwest, and DC area there were lots of ladies who donned the pussy hats, played hooky from their jobs, and patted themselves on the back for their little anti Trump hissy fit. Around here there was nothing. Those people on the coasts really do live in a bubble.
I'd love to know how many UAW members voted for
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 10:03 PM (+lv+r)
The National Defense Service Medal is often called the 'alive and breathing medal.' Why? If you were in Basic Training when 9/11 happened, you got that medal.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Got one in Navy boot camp. In 1971.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:03 PM (29TTH)
Crush him. Crush him like an insect.
Posted by: OSHA, Consumer Product Safety Commission, HHS, EPA, Dept. of Commerce, NIH, CDC, EEOC at March 09, 2017 10:04 PM (JZdsf)
Can I make it up to you? How about a soda? Here, have a Squirt!
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:04 PM (hscyr)
I'd love to know how many UAW and other union members broke ranks and voted for Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
I'd love to know how many UAW and other union members broke ranks and voted for Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl
.............
lots. but an even larger number stayed home and didn't vote for Hillary.
I'm too lazy to get ya the links..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 09, 2017 10:06 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2017 10:06 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: CPT11A at March 09, 2017 10:06 PM (hxUdS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 10:06 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: tbodie at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (S9U/P)
Illegal alien criminal trumps all others. Buh bye criminal. Have fun in your homeland shithole.
Evening all.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (JZdsf)
200-shot capacity?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7
Never happened to you eh?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (hscyr)
Lives there a man on this earth who does not know this?
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Shepard Smith, Anderson Cooper and every gay man who wants to have a baby?
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (J5mC3)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:04 PM (IcT7t)
No thanks, already got one.
How about a gimlet? Rose's Lime Juice - makes gin a meal!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 10:08 PM (tHwdc)
That one is easy.
Most.
Maybe even all.
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 10:08 PM (w7KSn)
How can anybody disagree with this? The progs must tell themselves that it's not "impersonation"... but then, why are the hormones and surgeries necessary? I usually understand where they're coming from, no matter how wrong they are, but their position here is genuinely mystifying.
(And history will look back on it about as approvingly as it'll look back on abortion.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 10:08 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 10:09 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t)
I'm off for a snack in the kitchen. BRB unless I fall into a nice nap.
Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (o/90i)
It just shocks the hell out of me that liberalism has devolved to the point of encouraging this kind of life choice in kids who are too young to make ANY KIND OF IMPORTANT DECISION.
This is nuts beyond belief.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (J5mC3)
My wife just looked over at me and said, "Your eyes are leaking."
I got the opportunity to explain to her "The Feel Good Story of the Day".
Posted by: tbodie at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (S9U/P)
Damnit!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (JZdsf)
200-shot capacity?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
That's a whole lot of vagina
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:11 PM (voOPb)
Mattel really missed the boat when it didn't release a version with a compass in the stock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 09, 2017 10:11 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 09, 2017 10:11 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT
And if not for that untimely squirt, you would have pulled it off.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:11 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 09, 2017 10:11 PM (+ucSt)
Drudge tweeted a few days that none of the Facebook pages were actually his.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 10:12 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:12 PM (HDU3V)
Mattel really missed the boat when it didn't release a version with a compass in the stock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM (JZdsf)
Don't forget the thing which tells time.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 09, 2017 10:12 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (ptQdD)
In other words, don't let the crazies do anything to their kids until the kids are over 18.
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (Kresa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (29TTH)
He's left a "trail"?!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (hscyr)
That's already been covered in depth:
https://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE (nsfw, sorta)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:13 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 10:15 PM (Kresa)
Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)
He thought it was hilarious.
He, of course, know how to chop and split wood and use chainsaw.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 09, 2017 10:15 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 09:49 PM (J5mC3)
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I have never encountered one with hand-stitched leather and wood trim, but I defer to your expertise.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM
Or 3 two-barrel carbs..
Although i did know someone with two barrels once.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 10:15 PM (DMUuz)
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Well then... umm... sorry, never mind.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:15 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 10:16 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 10:17 PM (zLDYs)
Soon.
Posted by: Ahura Mazda at March 09, 2017 10:18 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 09, 2017 10:18 PM (+ucSt)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 09:57 PM
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Rumor has it that things are... different wtih Asian women.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (J5mC3)
"Decorated" is stretching it; the only award there for actually (really, "possibly") achieving something is the Army Commendation Medal...and there's a good chance he got that for just doing his job. Also, he was in the Army, he should know you have to file paperwork for everything. Deport him.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Usntakim at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 09:53 PM (29TTH)
Stolen valor, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (HDU3V)
Either that, or you lied on the application, which invalidates the entire agreement.
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Cate Blancett
Geez, there's a watch in there too? What else have you lost in there? Maybe someone should put a metal detecter to your cooter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
Samuel Adams.
Man had an excellent point.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (X35Yt)
It doesn't? Give me my medals back!
Posted by: Jon Carry at March 09, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7)
I remember hearing an interview with one of the band members who described himself as "practically a Stalinist" in the early days.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM
Many a young sailor has nodded solemnly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 10:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:23 PM (HDU3V)
warriors that survived battle, and
Rear echelon m-fers.
If he has been in battle, I want to help.
Otherwise, he is just a pussy looking for sympathy.
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 10:23 PM (Kresa)
Posted by: shibumi
And don't get me started on the muff. That fur oil isn't cheap. Much less the cost of replacing underpants and pants because they have grease stains.
Posted by: Emma Stone at March 09, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Got one in Navy boot camp. In 1971.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
Got my first one in Navy boot camp in '93 for Desert Storm, lol.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: anne Hathaway at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 10:09 PM (8nWyX)
I'd bet most of those noncitizens are here legally.
If they're here illegally, they shouldn't be allowed to serve at all. They're criminals for cryin' out fucking loud.
His first bad decision was coming here illegally. Buh bye criminal.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 10:26 PM (8nWyX)
Deport him.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (XbFDI)
Man. Tough crowd.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (Kresa)
I always thought she was super cute.
It's the eyes.
And the greasy snatch.
But, mostly the eyes.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (XbFDI)
Muslim tradecraft. I was gobsmacked by how one of the jihadi operatives actually went back to the Ryder rental agency after the attack and tried to _get his deposit back_ on one of the moving vans blown up in the WTC op.
Least competent adversaries ever. Yet the senile superpower has been tied in knots by these blundering buffoons for thirty years now. Doesn't say much for America.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (J5mC3)
That was the secret theme of the movie "Sideways," but you have to watch really carefully to spot it.
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: TRUMP at March 09, 2017 10:28 PM (GsAUU)
I was 10 years a rear echelon m-fer. USAF too, so cable TV, air condition, hot USAF babes!! Good times!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, Rear echelon m-fers at March 09, 2017 10:28 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:28 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:28 PM (HDU3V)
To be fair, we do need to find out what motivates them first, and that has been one tough nut to crack.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 10:28 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (Jcg9Q)
Looks like he came here on a green card, but never filed the paperwork for citizenship. He was in the Army, he should have known from that experience that there was probably a ream of paperwork to fill out. Instead, he acted like all the dumbasses that just showed up at doctors' offices and hospitals expecting free care when TFGCare was passed.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (GUBah)
A friend of mine went to a concert where they were warming up for the Rolling Stones, I believe.
When they played this song the crowd started chanting "go, go, go" which apparently pissed off the band to no end. To the point where they were telling the crowd to fuck off, lol.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
Deport!
For great justice!
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!!
Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (GsAUU)
Bad decision. Buh bye.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:30 PM (Jcg9Q)
For everyone receiving employer provided health care, we tax that as income - as it assuredly is. Then we don't have to give tax credits to those buying their own.. right?? right??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
IIRC the tax on Cadillac health insurance plans was pushed down the road during the previous administration. If they start taxing the health insurance of Michigan's teachers union members, you're going to hear teachers all over Michigan squealing like stuck pigs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
The Clash were "No, you can't express yourself, you have to make music that serves socialism." And "rock journalism" said, "This...this we can get behind. The Clash are the Only Band That Matters, (because they are steering the punks into socialist slogans)"
The parenthetical part was unsaid, but it was there.
I hate The Clash.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 10:30 PM (MZcWR)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jzfkf3l
Quick guess from this photo, looks to be an inverted V engine so a DB-605A or a DB-605D. The short tail wheel indicates it could be a Bf-109 G-6, G-8, late production G-10, G-12, G-14AS.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zknq6uk
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (GUBah)
If they're here illegally, they shouldn't be allowed to serve at all. They're criminals for cryin' out fucking loud.
His first bad decision was coming here illegally. Buh bye criminal.
When I was stuck in processing at Fort Jackson I met a little cutie named Private Morningstar. She was getting booted from the Army because she was Canadian. Claimed the recruiter didn't tell her which Army she was signing up for.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (on01m)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (+ucSt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (EZebt)
Deport him.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (XbFDI)
Man. Tough crowd.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 10:27 PM (JZdsf)
No mercy. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
In the punk world, that might just be "interacting with the audience."
Saw The Clash once as the headliners, and they put on an awesome show. Stayed far away from the people slamming into eachother, though.
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Either way, Emma Stone is cute and I approve of any decisions she may make regarding her muff and the oiling thereof.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 10:32 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 10:23 PM
REMF isn't just a location.
It's a state of mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: squeekhole serenade at March 09, 2017 10:32 PM (Ly4Kl)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:32 PM (HDU3V)
When we got our geedunk (National Defense) medals in boot camp 1968, out company commander told us the colors meant...
blue for the seas we never yet crossed,
white for the color of our liver,
yellow for the strip up our back, and,,
red for the blood we ain't yet shed for our country.
Real motivator as I recall. Got my second for Desert Storm.
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 09:52 PM (JZdsf)
200-shot capacity?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
That's a whole lot of vagina
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:11 PM (voOPb)
Cock it once and it fires?
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (Pyov1)
For everyone receiving employer provided health care, we tax that as income - as it assuredly is. Then we don't have to give tax credits to those buying their own.. right?? right??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
IIRC the tax on Cadillac health insurance plans was pushed down the road during the previous administration. If they start taxing the health insurance of Michigan's teachers union members, you're going to hear teachers all over Michigan squealing like stuck pigs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
I doubt it. The Sconnie teachers will be screaming just as loud. You thought Act 10 was bad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)
That's a badass name.
I would have introduced myself as Major Wood.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 10:30 PM (MZcWR)
I never liked their music. One or two songs were okay, but that was about it in my estimation. I always found it funny how people tried to make them out to be so serious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Emma Peel at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, Rear echelon m-fers at March 09, 2017 10:28 PM (pY+s4)
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I was only in for 4, but have very fond memories of a certain logistics E6 with a narrow waist and quite the rack.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (+kBvz)
A friend of mine went to a concert where they were warming up for the Rolling Stones, I believe.
When they played this song the crowd started chanting "go, go, go" which apparently pissed off the band to no end. To the point where they were telling the crowd to fuck off, lol.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
Rolling Stones fans are a tough crowd, apparently. I saw Peter Tosh open for them in '78 and fans were booing him. I thought his set was absolutely stunning.
I didn't see it, but I read that they booed Prince when he opened for them on one tour.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
25 How could or would a world famous BILLIONAIRE become a "Russian stooge."
The mere premise IS.SO.INSANELY.DUMB.
Bingo.
Why isn't it a household consideration that the most likely source of the HRC leaks was a whistle blower removing blackmail ammo from foreign (Russians et al) governments?
If anyone could be a stooge by extortion, it was HRCand all of her corrupt yet moronic business associates.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 09, 2017 10:34 PM (4bjXi)
Hopefully der Schtuppenfuhrer will at least conform to truth in labeling laws and run as a liberal Democrat this time.
Hell, he can just rehire all of his original gubernatorial staff from his tenure in Sackamanura. Democrats right down the line.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 10:09 PM (8nWyX)
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Since he was a LEGAL resident, I agree.
Red tape was the only reason he wasn't a citizen at the time of the felony anyway.
I'd cut the guy some slack.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 10:32 PM (Ts
I hope your home is covered with plastic slipcovers.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (hscyr)
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Their names have been getting swapped a lot. Wishful thinking, maybe.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (IcT7t)
We had a Storekeeper on my ship that was Irish. First came to the U.S. illegally and got deported. Got a green card, came back, and enlisted in the Navy and got his citizenship. Used to piss everyone off because he was that guy that smoked three packs of Marlboro reds a day and drank like a fish but always maxed the PT test without breaking a sweat.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (GUBah)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx9ys67x_GY
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
We talking a light sheen in the light and a pleasant scent while...
Or are we talking brylcreem, parted down the middle slickage?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 10:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)
If they're here illegally, they shouldn't be allowed to serve at all. They're criminals for cryin' out fucking loud.
His first bad decision was coming here illegally. Buh bye criminal.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:25 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yep, most are resident aliens. And based on the article (which is all I have to judge from, without any other information), he was too:
Like many legal permanent residents who have served their adoptive country, Perez thought he was a citizen by virtue of his veteran status, based on an executive order signed by former President George W. Bush in 2002 "to provide expedited naturalization for aliens and non-citizen nationals serving in an active-duty status in the Armed Forces of the United States during the period of the war against terrorists of global reach." But Perez, who was deployed in Afghanistan at the time the order was issued, didn't understand the fine print and never filed the requisite paperwork, he told the Chicago Tribune from an immigration detention center in Wisconsin.
It sounds like was a resident alien, joined up, did his tours, then had a really rough time trying to get things sorted when he got out. His biggest mistake was assuming that citizenship would get sorted out automatically instead of taking charge of it himself.
Again, I'm only going from what's in the article.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 10:36 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 09, 2017 10:36 PM (+ucSt)
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I live in Michigan, and really hate the fact that there's a privileged class here that gets health free insurance coverage that includes their grandmothers eyeglasses and their dogs dental work
Eff them. Let them squeal.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:37 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:21 PM (voOPb)
Nice and warm today, in the 80's. I hoed some weeds, then spent most of the afternoon working on my Lark engine transplant. Got the engone bay cleaned up, and rattle-can painted, and it looks alright. The new engine is in place, mostly bolted to the bellhousing, and resting on the mounts. Could have it ready to fire tomorrow. Hard part is all done.
And guy finally showed up with the transfer case for my truck; about 7:00 P.M. And it looks like the right one, too. I paid him, and handed the unit off the mechanic who is going to put it in. I'm not tooled up for that particular job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 10:37 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 10:33 PM (zLDYs)
My second was for OIF, so I consider that one legit.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:37 PM (GUBah)
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The punk short bus includes Green Day, doesn't it?
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:37 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Eh, sort of, I guess. I'm an unhappy person by nature so better for me would still be pretty down for most people. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:38 PM (HDU3V)
The Clash were never touted as anything but popular.
Nobody playing P Rock was doing it with any sort of musical talent before the (West Coast and) Hardcore Movement.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:38 PM (XbFDI)
Hopefully der Schtuppenfuhrer will at least conform to truth in labeling laws and run as a liberal Democrat this time.
Hell, he can just rehire all of his original gubernatorial staff from his tenure in Sackamanura. Democrats right down the line.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:34 PM (noWW6)
I despise anyone named or related to a Kennedy with every fiber of my being.
But after what he pulled on Maria Shriver, having a press conference with her while he was running to deny any infidelities, while banging the maid for years and having a kid with her, Ahhhnold can eat a bag of dicks and rot in hell.
I hope the Democrats destroy him.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
Opening acts should compliment the headliner.
Oil & water don't mix ala Peter Tosh
Great reggae guy just not an opener for The Stones
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
We talking a light sheen in the light and a pleasant scent while...
Or are we talking brylcreem, parted down the middle slickage?
**********
VO5 hot oil treatment
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (Pyov1)
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"1985" is also a linguistic homage. Like Orwell created the language of Newspeak used by the novel's characters, Burgess created a language he called Worker's English, the official language which codified the worst vulgarities and debasements of vernacular English.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (hscyr)<<<
After I stand up, my furniture looks like it had a visit from the Exxon Valdez.
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
I also knew a Captain Boehner. I kidded with him about avoiding his next promotion, or somehow getting to Colonel with as little time as a Major Boehner as possible.
And yeah, I don't care how they say it is "supposed" to be pronounced. It reads Boner on the damned name patch at first sight.
Knew a Sgt Slaughter, too. No shit.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 09, 2017 10:41 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Zombie Bill Graham at March 09, 2017 10:41 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:37 PM (J5mC3)
Buncha no talent, whiny, rich kids. Nice Skids cover. NOT!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:41 PM (hscyr)
--
That was one of the television shows that probably messed me up. I really wanted to be Mrs. Peel and go off and have adventures, get into scrapes and wear amazing clothes. Also, she seemed rich, and Mr. Peel was never around, which never seemed to bother her. So it seemed pretty ideal to a young girl.
You know, I probably still want to be Mrs. Peel, but have turned into DIana Rigg sitting on wing back chair, eating pastries, intoning about the current Masterpiece Theater presentation.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:42 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:35 PM (hscyr)
After I stand up, my furniture looks like it had a visit from the Exxon Valdez.
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (Tstsj)
*****
Deep Water Horizon
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 09, 2017 10:42 PM (Pyov1)
non-citizens serve in the military all the time
There were quite a few Filipinos in the Navy when I was in (1971-1975).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 10:42 PM (IqV8l)
I'm a bad, bad person, which is why I laughed at the comment on last night's ONT about how "he hasn't gotten it out of the truck that he's stealing it from yet".
Having had myself, over the years, various sketchy people try to sell me stuff that they were sourcing from Midnight Auto.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Eh, sort of, I guess. I'm an unhappy person by nature so better for me would still be pretty down for most people. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
--Same here.
These usually pick me up.
https://youtu.be/ZC3W1lZpSmY
https://youtu.be/ZC3W1lZpSmY
https://youtu.be/AbtixMoSKsg
Shadilay!!
Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)
I once met a Gunner's Mate with the surname Gundeck. That's a tough name to have in the Navy.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 10:42 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:43 PM (voOPb)
They missed the short bus. They need training wheels for their tricycles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:43 PM (IcT7t)
Opening acts should compliment the headliner.
Oil & water don't mix ala Peter Tosh
Great reggae guy just not an opener for The Stones
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
I always figured that the opening act is there because the headliner wants them there. Otherwise the headliner would find a different opening act.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:31 PM (IcT7t)
If one is a Status Indian (feather, not dot) then one can join the Armed Forces of either Canada or the USA.
Guy In knew in Alberta, his adopted son, native Indian, became a U.S, Marine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 10:45 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:45 PM (29TTH)
Too bad that she had no vagina.
Posted by: JAS at March 09, 2017 09:55 PM (Kresa)
Hey, at least she had a mouth and no moral compass.
Posted by: Ken at March 09, 2017 10:45 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at March 09, 2017 10:45 PM (3pGfC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:43 PM (voOPb)
I was thinking "spring" - but of course, it's like spring here already!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:46 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 10:46 PM (8nWyX)
Two thick, strong braids of gray and black pubes down to her knees.
So does Elizabeth Warren. It's an Elderly American Progressive Woman thing.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 09, 2017 10:46 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (Pyov1)
Midnight Auto Supply was the name of a legitimate business in San Jose, CA during the 70s and 80s. Took me a while to figure out it wasn't a nationwide chain when I heard people from other parts of the country using the phrase.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (IcT7t)
Oh my goodness.
That last one must be what tripping balls looks like.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Also, the guy is not a skilled shooter, obviously. Had the crook of his finger wrapped around the trigger in both cases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (ZO497)
https://youtu.be/wISwlWj7rW8
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (0OG8D)
Or the headliner found somebody to play cheap
Doesn't mean the audience has to approve.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 10:37
Sounds like a good day. Glad you got it after waiting so long. We are headed out to AZ in the near future. Could you give me a shout on the email below?
Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:45 PM (29TTH)
Or the Revolting Cocks.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
For everyone receiving employer provided health care, we tax that as income - as it assuredly is. Then we don't have to give tax credits to those buying their own.. right?? right??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Or maybe instead of voting they took the distraught Sanders supporters out for brewskis.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
p.s. Miley, had Chris Isaak in my head all day from you.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: shibumi
They were strangely quiet for 8 years. A Republican must be PoTUS again.
Posted by: Puddleglum, Rear echelon m-fers at March 09, 2017 10:49 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2017 10:49 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:49 PM (noWW6)
... with 7 Seconds.
The only way that could have been better is if the Minutemen were on the bill.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:49 PM (IcT7t)
Two thick, strong braids of gray and black pubes down to her knees.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 09, 2017 10:46 PM (
I will never manage to rid myself of that mental image, fuck you very much.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:49 PM (hscyr)
Can't have been a studio shot.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:50 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:50 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (ZO497)
Just the tip.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
And, apparently, indulges in a bit of cannibalism here and there.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 10:52 PM (0OG8D)
Great reggae guy just not an opener for The Stones
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)
Didn't Peter Tosh record some tunes with the Stones, if not a whole album?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 10:52 PM (WDdjT)
Oil & water don't mix ala Peter Tosh
Great reggae guy just not an opener for The Stones
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Ageed. Lots of Stones fans sitting on their hands while opening band, Lynyrd Skynyrd was torching the stage.
1976 or '77 I believe.
https://youtu.be/mCZ4MjYnPCA
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 09, 2017 10:52 PM (4UY1n)
The ONT suspects if this was Mike Pence's kid it would have been a bigger story. Failed VP candidate's son arrested for being really naughty.
What gets me about these stories is that these lefty bastards show up with smoke bombs, pepper spray, clubs, masks, and who knows what else and the MSM still calls them 'protestors' and calls Trump supporters the violent ones.
If they come armed, they can't say things 'became' violent-- they came prepared to do violence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 10:53 PM (oVJmc)
-4 forecasted tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
C or F ?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
Kelvin. Dark matter is involved ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 10:53 PM (zc3Db)
https://youtu.be/wISwlWj7rW8
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 10:47 PM (0OG8D)
I hope he gets human spongiform encephalopathy.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
F
The joys of living in the frozen tundra
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 10:53 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 10:54 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 10:54 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:12 PM (HDU3V)
Those are, like, the opposite of badonks?
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2017 10:54 PM (JmGsr)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 10:54 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:51 PM
Has that line ever proved successful for any of youse?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:55 PM (hscyr)
... with 7 Seconds.
The only way that could have been better is if the Minutemen were on the bill.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 10:49 PM (IcT7t)
And the Butthole Surfers.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 09, 2017 10:56 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:51 PM
Has that line ever proved successful for any of youse?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 10:55 PM (hscyr)
Only in restaurants.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Holy balls! The terrible host of an unwatchable CNN show actually ate human brains on the air!
It was probably the one Eyegore dropped on the floor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
I never saw them with Mick Taylor, or Brian Jones...but I have seen and heard their shows.
Skynyrd would have blown them off any stage they shared.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:56 PM (XbFDI)
-4 forecasted tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Where are you again?
It's 70 here tonight.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 10:57 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 10:57 PM (29TTH)
really wanted to be Mrs. Peel and go off and have adventures, get into
scrapes and wear amazing clothes. Also, she seemed rich, and Mr. Peel
was never around, which never seemed to bother her. So it seemed pretty
ideal to a young girl."
-- Avengers TV show opener
-- Diana Rigg brushes a stray lock of hair out of her eyes
-- Doing so with the sights of the snubbie revolver she's holding
-- Me then: wow, these British women are ultra cool
-- Me now: AAAAAAAGH MUZZLE INDISCIPLINE
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 10:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Emma Peel
The biscuit kinda dry there Emma?
Posted by: Aviator at March 09, 2017 10:59 PM (8N5me)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 10:59 PM (XbFDI)
--
Eating brains causes Mad Cow Disease.
Also, the cannibal told hm to shut up.
Cannibal 2
CNN Douchebag 0
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 10:59 PM (J5mC3)
Skinner also had a side business as a realtor. One early Skynyrd album had a picture of one of his "For Sale" signs on the cover, complete with his phone number. Poor fucker was getting phone calls from Skynyrd fans at 3am for years afterward.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 10:59 PM (0OG8D)
Reason - Need help getting an "Anna-vator" for our '08 Expedition. An "Annavator" is a running board operating device to lower the running board to the ground and raising the person to floor level to enter the vehicle w/o climbing.
Anna's, "The Ol' Lady" story can be read @ "Atomic Anna dot blogspot dot com.
The Annavator runs around $3k and more info can be found by searching "handicapped power running board".
Horde sourced help is the best kind, and if they can't find it for you, you prolly don't need to know it anyway.
Thanks in advance, and everyone from Ace, The COBs and everyone else down to the Littlest Moron for making this the best place on the innertoobs, bar none.
Posted by: FORGER at March 09, 2017 10:59 PM (/5fwJ)
I was in a local rock band doing the college bar circuit in the seventies. After I left, they renamed themselves "The Big Tips Band". And a couple of them were quite the skirt chasers...
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at March 09, 2017 11:00 PM (3pGfC)
I have the distinct impression that a lot of Stones fans are ignorant jerks. Not all of them, mind you, but a significant portion.
Like I said, I've always operated under the assumption that headliner approved of the opener. So in those cases where I was underwhelmed by the opener, I just sat on my hands, figuring that actively booing would be impolite.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 11:01 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (HDU3V)
Me too! played all of my CDs today. It was awesome!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 09, 2017 11:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 11:01 PM (29TTH)
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FWIW, I imagine it's the bands management that makes a deal with the opener. Or perhaps the promoter.
My three favorite opening acts are Foreigner, Joan Jett and Pat Benetar.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:02 PM (J5mC3)
They do that too there viewers every night.
Posted by: Puddleglum, Rear echelon m-fers at March 09, 2017 11:03 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:03 PM (voOPb)
So, what were they trying to tell you?
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2017 11:03 PM (JmGsr)
thread: 9:47
first comment: 9:42
curiouser & curiouser.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 09, 2017 11:03 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:03 PM (VBsKP)
My only Rolling Stones contribution comes from Larry The Cable Guy:
"I've never seen the 'Stones live, *AND* I was at one of their concerts...."
Posted by: ibguy at March 09, 2017 11:04 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 11:04 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 11:04 PM (KP5rU)
I hope he gets human spongiform encephalopathy.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 10:53 PM
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You beat me to it and used the correct term.
Nice.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:04 PM (J5mC3)
CNN viewers? I'm reminded of that "brain sucker/starving" gag from grade school...
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2017 11:04 PM (JmGsr)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:04 PM (VBsKP)
circuit in the seventies. After I left, they renamed themselves "The
Big Tips Band". And a couple of them were quite the skirt chasers...
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at March 09, 2017 11:00 PM (3pGfC)<<<
If no one was opening for us it was...
Just the Tips
Posted by: The Big Tips Band at March 09, 2017 11:05 PM (Tstsj)
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We had a card-carrying (UN) Stateless dude in one unit. As I recall, he was a Christian from Palestine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:05 PM (ZO497)
My three favorite opening acts are Foreigner, Joan Jett and Pat Benetar.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:02 PM (J5mC3)
In the '78 Stones show I mentioned, it was Peter Tosh, then Foreigner, then the Stones.
Foreigner got booed too. I loved Tosh, but didn't care for Foreigner at all. But I didn't boo them.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2017 11:06 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Locke Common at March 09, 2017 11:07 PM (5Fa12)
Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2017 10:48 PM (o/90i)
e-mail sent
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:08 PM (WDdjT)
I have a minor talent for remembering weird random shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:09 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)
by last name Agorilla, was allowed to strike for AZ. If I recall, he was an AZ2 when I left the command. Being a Filipino in the U.S. Navy was a sweet gig, say many retired Filipino Master Chiefs.Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 11:10 PM (zLDYs)
is that a thing?
I'm aware of chubby sex, but fat sex seems diffent
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:09 PM (VBsKP)
It's when you have to lift your gut and place it on your partner's back if you want to hit it doggy style.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
--
I watched very brief random portions of it.
Seemed to me to deal with things like "OK, you're obese, and sex is going to be a strain on your hips. So use a pillow under them."
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM (J5mC3)
Transgender Man Identifies as Alien, Plans to Remove Genitals, Adopt Kids
Munchausen's Syndrome is epidemic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM (oVJmc)
re: mutilating children's genders.
This story should be rammed down everyone who goes 'rah rah rah' over their precious Jazz wanna-be.
https://www.amazon.com/As-Nature-Made-Him-Raised/dp/0061120561
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 11:12 PM (29TTH)
Case in point:
http://www.tor.com/series/nevertheless-she-persisted/
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2017 11:12 PM (vBeA5)
is that a thing?
I'm aware of chubby sex, but fat sex seems diffent
Posted by: Original Jake
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Stop by the house, we'll "talk"
Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 09, 2017 11:13 PM (8N5me)
The ONT is always something to ponder.
I mean oiled pube's seems so long ago
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:14 PM (VBsKP)
You know, less than 5 years ago this headline would have shocked me. Now? Of course, why the hell not. The Crazy Times, Yo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, Rear echelon m-fers at March 09, 2017 11:14 PM (pY+s4)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2017 11:14 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM
GAG. Fuck you very much too! There's not enough brain bleach in the world to remove that.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:15 PM (hscyr)
............
feel sorry for the pillow
also would not put my face on that pillow afterwards to sleep either
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:15 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 11:15 PM (0OG8D)
You know, less than 5 years ago this headline would have shocked me. Now? Of course, why the hell not. The Crazy Times, Yo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, Rear echelon m-fers at March 09, 2017 11:14 PM (pY+s4)
Somebody said on an earlier thread that Alex Jones always seemed "out there", but reality is catching up with him.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2017 11:14 PM (v5iqM)
Once a King, always a King, but once a knight is enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:15 PM (WDdjT)
The big tips name actually was my idea. I left to join a more popular group playing bigger venues.
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at March 09, 2017 11:16 PM (3pGfC)
Film by Werner Herzog.
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:16 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 11:10 PM (zLDYs)
Obligatory:
http://tinyurl.com/jkps5dy
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (8nWyX)
Case in point:
http://www.tor.com/series/nevertheless-she-persisted/
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One word - Baen
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM (J5mC3)
Whale sling and a hoist.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (0mRoj)
first gay mariage, now tranny's, I'm afraid of what is next
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 11:18 PM (IcT7t)
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2009/08/saint-in-hell.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 11:18 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:15 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 11:19 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM
Looking for a time out are we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:19 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 11:19 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)
What'd I do?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 11:20 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:21 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:11 PM
Looking for a time out are we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:19 PM (
Seriously? That's not even raunchy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 11:21 PM (29TTH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:21 PM (voOPb)
Or something like that.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:22 PM (sdi6R)
Are you channeling Emma Watson?
Posted by: JAS
Oops, the schizophrenia's kicking in.
Posted by: Emma Stone Watson at March 09, 2017 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
Sorry you guys didn't catch the sarcasm
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:22 PM (voOPb)
not a necessarily scarry dude, 5' 6" and maybe 140 pounds
anyway here comes a 12 yo girls or so with her helmet still on walking across the parking lot from his bike.
anyway she intercepted a soldier in uniform and said "thanks" and shook his hand
It was so bas ass
the soldier stopped, shook her hand, said thanks asked her name
way fucking cool to see
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:22 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Face sized spider with a switchblade at March 09, 2017 11:23 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Joss Stone Wheedon at March 09, 2017 11:23 PM (0OG8D)
We'll find out soon enough, since the future is female. Soon every day will be a day without men!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 09, 2017 11:23 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (VBsKP)
Trannys, hell. AoP is kinking out with shadily acquired transference cases, per his latest boasts.
I mean, what kind of self respecting Moron wants to shift gears into all that psychobabble "transference" stuff, anyway?
Next thing you know, he'll be hawking his self-help book, here.
"Grab a Tool and Help Your Own Damn Self!"
by: Alberta Oil Peon.
*walks away sadly wondering at the state of the Moronosphere*
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2017 11:23 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:22 PM (voOPb)
Tone can be difficult to read...
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:23 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (0mRoj)<<<
Why am I picturing the scene in Jurassic Park where they lower the cow into the raptor pen. Except instead of cows and raptors, it's a
The noises are roughly the same though.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 09, 2017 11:24 PM (Tstsj)
Sorry you guys didn't catch the sarcasm
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:22 PM (
Oh, ok. But feel free to reprimand him for the ginormous guy piling. Yuck.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:21 PM (M3DRt)
I like Tosh
I like the Stones
Years ago I saw Clapton and Muddy Water opened for him
You think the Stones would've had someone like Wiilie Dixon, Howlin Wolf etc
That's all
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:26 PM (voOPb)
Next thing you know, he'll be hawking his self-help book, here.
"Grab a Tool and Help Your Own Damn Self!"
---
Female Ace is taking a psychology class.
Male Ace is wandering Home Depot, looking for help with a power tool purchase.
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:26 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 11:10 PM (zLDYs)
We had an SHSN that had been a Captain in the Philippine Army. I asked him why he would give up being an officer to enlist in the USN and he told me he made three times as much money as an E3 than he did as an officer in the PA. Last I heard he was an SHCM on the Bonhomme Richard. Interestingly, we were on an FFG, and Filipinos are notorious for avoiding small boys because they can't "blend in with the crowd". In this guy's case, he picked a small boy because he wanted to stand out.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 11:26 PM (GUBah)
Killed Commies as part of the Finnish army in World War 2. The Commies hated him so much that they put a bounty of three million Finnish Marks on his head. When the Finns made peace with the Soviets, he was discharged and unemployed. So he went to Germany and helped them kill Commies. After the war, the Finnish authorities weren't happy about the fact that he'd joined the German Army, so he ran away to the US, where he got a residence permit and joined the US Army Special Forces.
He became a citizen and was killed in 1965 while fighting Commies in Vietnam.
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:26 PM (nsZ+m)
That's my theme song.
Posted by: Shaun King at March 09, 2017 11:27 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:28 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:28 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:29 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 11:31 PM (29TTH)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839890843108589568
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891048260374532
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891213448798208
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891364020113413
Posted by: kbdabear at March 09, 2017 11:32 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 09, 2017 11:32 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 11:32 PM (GUBah)
++++
He recommends serving his "Cincinnati chili" over spaghetti.
I had no idea Cincinnatians had this affliction.
Posted by: Swedish Milkman at March 09, 2017 11:32 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2017 11:33 PM (R+30W)
One thought that I had while watching it was that I'd feel awfully sorry for the women in a split like that.
See, the thing is... a man can pass on either an X chromosome or a Y chromosome, while a woman can only pass on an X chromosome. This means that the men's side of that split would still produce women! But the women would not be able to produce men.
Men would definitely be in a superior position if such a species-wide "divorce" occurred.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 11:33 PM (0OG8D)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891537932746753
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891661266235398
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891797010702337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839891920923078657
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/839892040087441409
Posted by: kbdabear at March 09, 2017 11:33 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH)
The Clash were the original SJW band. If you're going to post The Clash, you might as well post Bruce Springsteen. You might as well say, "Hillary SHOULD be president." You might as well post Barbra Streisand.
F the Clash.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 11:35 PM (MZcWR)
Aren't they "intersectionality cases" now?
Seems that the guy (!) who was the main speaker for the Day Without An Annoying Leftist Woman was constantly blathering on about the intersectionality nonsense.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 11:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH)<<<
Must've been a super strong table.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 09, 2017 11:37 PM (Tstsj)
My favorite opener so far was Justin Hayward solo on an acoustic opening for the Moody Blues.
He did "A Day in the Life."
Posted by: booknlass at March 09, 2017 11:37 PM (8mO0Q)
++++
The US Army will sign aliens of the legal variety. But, for him to enlist as an illegal, he lied. Deport his ass.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2017 11:38 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:38 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 11:36 PM (noWW6)
Well, the transference case in my Suburban was throwing off its chain, which is why I needed a new one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:38 PM (WDdjT)
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I still have the whole series on DVD. The first half of it is absolutely hilarious. The second half still has a lot of fun, but it's not as good. I should pull it out and watch it again one of these days.
One thing worth noting -
We get a pretty good look at what the all-male planet is like in the first episode (and from some of Hibiki's reactions later on). The male planet is boring, bland, and has a caste-based system, but it more or less works.
We don't get a similar look at the female planet, but there are brief glimpses (particularly in Meia's episode). It looks pretty, but when you look between the lines it's a seriously screwed up place.
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:39 PM (nsZ+m)
Film by Werner Herzog.
Posted by: navybrat
There was an old book about him. I can't remember the title. IIRC a good share of the pow's he was with died because the conditions were so bad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2017 11:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 11:40 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:38 PM (WDdjT)
It looks like English but I have no clue what it means...
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Free at last! Free at last!
Posted by: AOP's transfer case at March 09, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:41 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:39 PM (nsZ+m)
The space shuttles are all angle-parked in parallel-parking slots?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:41 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2017 11:40 PM (3Vlkn)
Oppression Olympics.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:41 PM (0mRoj)
Did the guys at least have sex robots? Other wise I don't see an all man planet surviving .
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (IDPbH)
I had no idea Cincinnatians had this affliction.
Posted by: Swedish Milkman at March 09, 2017 11:32 PM (R+30W)
Yeah, "Cincinnati Chili" is basically Greek spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (v5iqM)
The space shuttles are all angle-parked in parallel-parking slots?
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Worse - all of the pilots are busy putting on lipstick and eyeliner while on their way to work.
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (nsZ+m)
Maybe I will.
Maybe Sunday will be piss off BeckoningChasm day
Stay tuned
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:41 PM (M3
Big Country opened for them too. They also opened for Bowie, & blew him off stage like skynyrd did the stones.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:43 PM (M3DRt)
Film by Werner Herzog.
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:16 PM (w7KSn)
++++
I watched a documentary about him years ago. It was a very interesting story.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145046/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2017 11:43 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (Yz4AM)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (ptQdD)
I had no idea Cincinnatians had this affliction.
Posted by: Swedish Milkman at March 09, 2017 11:32 PM (R+30W)
Yeah, "Cincinnati Chili" is basically Greek spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)<<<
At least the chili doesn't have carrots.
Posted by: some crazy Cincinnatian what puts chili on spaghetti at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (Tstsj)
See, the thing is... a man can pass on either an X chromosome or a Y chromosome, while a woman can only pass on an X chromosome. This means that the men's side of that split would still produce women! But the women would not be able to produce men.
That was the silliest part about the Saber Marionette series. Five men crash on a planet, and they can use their tech to reproduce (and not just make clones, but genetically-different people)... but somehow they can only make more males because they're all males. Bunch of years later, they've got a whole society with different cultures and countries and stuff, but all the "females" are still robots. Oy, and vey.
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (JmGsr)
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (nsZ+m)
Hey now, I've observed more than one guy shaving AND reading the newspaper while driving. That kinda stupidity is universal, unfortunately.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:45 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2017 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 11:35 PM (MZcWR)
And Elvis Costello had the lyrics. The first four Elvis albums were outstanding.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (sdi6R)
glimpses (particularly in Meia's episode). It looks pretty, but when you
look between the lines it's a seriously screwed up place.
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:39 PM (nsZ+m)<<<
Bet they had some good sammiches on the female planet.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 09, 2017 11:17 PM (0OG8D)
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I don't have a penis, but other than that, I can open jars, fix stuff, and kill spiders.
Camel spiders even.
Posted by: SMFH at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (CRotO)
He was interviewed by the press who asked him how it felt to have killed so many, and he replied "I never killed humans, just commies".
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (Yz4AM)
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Cocaine?
Posted by: SMFH at March 09, 2017 11:48 PM (CRotO)
He was interviewed by the press who asked him how it felt to have killed so many, and he replied "I never killed humans, just commies".
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:46 PM (w7KSn)
Cue Mike Hammer.
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
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The series glosses over that bit.
Factories are mentioned for actual reproduction. But nothing is mentioned about recreational sex on the male planet. While casual sex is entirely possible, based on what's shown, it's entirely possible that the men don't form any sort of family unit. And given the "members of the opposite sex are an entirely different and evil species" vibe pushed by both sides (the series literally opens with an amusing military recruitment video that starts out, "Women are monsters!"), there aren't any sex robots on the male planet that look *female*.
There's at least one lesbian couple on the ship, though (and one of the members of that couple is the single most vain individual in the series). And a flashback episode shows that women on the female planet form long-term partnerships and have kids. There are specific words (oma and famaa) that designate which woman is donating genetic material, and which one is carrying the fetus to term.
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:49 PM (nsZ+m)
intolerant, you're screwed, but nor screwed, because what do you roll
them in to find the wet spot?
Powdered sugar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 11:49 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
What is that on that person's chest? Mono-boob?
Posted by: Sally Kohn implant at March 09, 2017 11:50 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 09, 2017 11:44 PM (ptQdD)
"small boy" - frigate, destroyer, or cruiser. The alternative being amphibious ships or carriers.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 11:51 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: rickl
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This month's allocation of quotes has already been expended.
Posted by: Mickey Spillane at March 09, 2017 11:51 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:51 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Splunge at March 09, 2017 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)
++++
Hmm... some kind of connection to the Telly Savalas video?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2017 11:52 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE FLEETWOOD MAC IS A REAL BAND, NOT A GROTESQUE PHRASE THAT COULD PASS FOR A BAND NAME.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 09, 2017 11:52 PM (vRcUp)
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Who says that's not what killed them?
Posted by: junior at March 09, 2017 11:52 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 09, 2017 11:52 PM (/OwWx)
Do the math. That's 100 MADE 3-pointers per hour, every hour, for 15 hours during a single day (regularly). That's 1.6 MADE 3-pointers per minute.
For 15 HOURS.
Or if he only wanted to shoot 12 HOURS to reach 1500 made 3-pointers, he'd only have to make 2.1 made 3-pointers per minute...for TWELVE HOURS.
When celebrities make bad mistakes, they need to be called on it. Doing so undermines their effectiveness at poor social commentary.
Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2017 11:53 PM (OXPMi)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich
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No idea. I packed up split 20 years ago. Too many Yankees.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:53 PM (ZO497)
Not having seen one up close and personal, I'd say, "Any way you can."
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 11:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
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Chill, Ben. I said 'weird', not 'funny'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 11:54 PM (sdi6R)
Couldn't you just throw a saddle on it and ride?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:56 PM (WDdjT)
Camel spiders even.
Posted by: SMFH
I can open jars, fix stuff and kill spiders using only my penis.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 09, 2017 11:56 PM (vRcUp)
410 403: SMFH, how do you kill camel spiders? I wouldn't get near one without a flamethrower.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
With a saw.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 09, 2017 11:57 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 09, 2017 11:57 PM (M3DRt)
Boinking a fat chick is said to be somewhat like riding a moped.
They both might be fun to ride, but you really don't want any of your friends to see you on one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)
I saw two of them this week, and we shared some laughs, I love yous, and stayed away from politics.
Thanks beaucoup for the help.
Posted by: booknlass at March 09, 2017 11:57 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Or in Cincinnati either. But it's true. I've had the stuff there any number of times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 09, 2017 11:58 PM (nDcc3)
Pretty sure he could make more than 2 3 pointers a minute in a practice setting.
*ok, ok, it was 2 3's and 2 free throws, but still.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 09, 2017 11:59 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)
WalMart has Skyline chili in cans. More expensive than many of the other brands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 11:59 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2017 11:26 PM (GUBah)
Me too!
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 09, 2017 11:59 PM (vBeA5)
He could make at least 10 shots in a minute easy.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 10, 2017 12:00 AM (IDPbH)
F the Clash.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 11:35 PM (MZcWR)
++++
The Clash rocked. The Boss... pretends to.
The Guns of Brixton
https://youtu.be/hiQoq-wqZxg
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2017 12:00 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2017 12:00 AM (voOPb)
But practice night. And then when I pull in the driveway my boys at up abut 6 over Baylor with a little under 3 to play.
That 3 minutes must have taken 15 but,,, they won it.
That should punch their ticket to the dance.
Posted by: teej at March 10, 2017 12:00 AM (Jd44p)
I can open jars, fix stuff and kill spiders using only my penis.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 09, 2017 11:56 PM (vRcUp)
You hate fucking spiders.
Literally.
Posted by: Peter Parker's Peter at March 10, 2017 12:01 AM (vBeA5)
So glad he's gone to spend more time with his exercise equipment.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2017 12:01 AM (/OwWx)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 10, 2017 12:01 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 10, 2017 12:02 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 10, 2017 12:03 AM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2017 12:04 AM (voOPb)
Elvis Costello was the best light show I ever saw, and I did quite a few. I saw him on the Armed Forces tour.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2017 12:04 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich
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I ride through town now, and hardly recognize it.
I'm a bit afraid to ride through the old neighborhoods, fearing that they will have changed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)
Seems pretty doable. And he could probably hit more than 6 per minute.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 10, 2017 12:08 AM (Tstsj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2017 12:08 AM (nDcc3)
down 500 three pointers in an afternoon. Lots of NBA players are
unbelievably good in quiet private practice settings.
Oh, agreed. My point was about how silly his actual statement was (1500 a day, regularly), and when his co-host asked him if he was serious about the number, he doubled down (weakly--check his words if you can find them) on the silly assertion.
These are the same folks that want to lecture others about "global warming", "diversity", "immigration", etc.
Posted by: Crusader at March 10, 2017 12:08 AM (OXPMi)
Don't know how long I'll be here, so reading the comments from the bottom up
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2017 12:08 AM (IDhUW)
Male Ace is wandering Home Depot, looking for help with a power tool purchase.
Posted by: shibumi
I hope we find out the mystery of Ace someday. Whether there are two Aces, or whether there is one who is genderfluid. Otherwise, it's like those endless debates in the early church about Nestorianism vs. Modalism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 10, 2017 12:10 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Just don't flop your belly on top of the blog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2017 12:11 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 10, 2017 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
Glad to see things are going well with you. As you can see by my nic, I've moved.
Formally MountainTurtle
Posted by: American Kestrel at March 10, 2017 12:13 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2017 12:13 AM (/OwWx)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:14 AM (M3DRt)
Big Country opened for them too. They also opened for Bowie, blew him off stage like skynyrd did the stones
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I've never seen the stones live, but have seen a lot of their live videos.
They always leave me a bit flat. I really like their music, but there's something about them live that's just... not there for me.
AC/DC. Great live band. Same with Aerosmith. But the Stones? IDK.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:14 AM (J5mC3)
Maybe Sunday will be piss off BeckoningChasm day
Every day is Piss Off BeckoningChasm Day. 365, unless it's a leap year.
Takes more than the Clash, but thanks anyway. Didn't know you cared.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2017 12:14 AM (MZcWR)
Born to Run on the other hand,,, Rock. Anthem.
And there ain't too many of those.
Bedtime. Alarm clock goes off in a bit less than 5 hours and it'll probably take a half hour to get to sleep.
Damn I miss getting properly rocked to sleep every night.
Posted by: teej at March 10, 2017 12:14 AM (Jd44p)
Posted by: American Kestrel at March 10, 2017 12:14 AM (IDhUW)
Sorry but your 2 per minute calculation is way off. They make 15 to 20 in a minute at the allstar game and they have to go to 5 different stations. If he had a 30 minute shooting session he would probably make between 200 to 300 with someone feeding him the ball. Whether he would do this for 3 or 4 hours is legitimate to question. I bet he did it once and that is the basis for his exaggeration that he did it regularly.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 10, 2017 12:16 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:16 AM (M3DRt)
A self-proclaimed healer in Iraq has declared that President Trump's
mercurial nature is an indication that he is possessed by a jinn!
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:16 AM (J5mC3)
Would you mind giving me a brief summary of Jacobinism?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2017 12:17 AM (IDhUW)
Dad was played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 10, 2017 12:17 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 10, 2017 12:18 AM (Tstsj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2017 12:18 AM (/OwWx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
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5-7 round burst from a M249.
Posted by: SMFH at March 10, 2017 12:19 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich
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No surprise. One of my all-time favorite bars used to be there. It may still be, but no doubt changed a lot.
The Churchill Arms
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2017 12:19 AM (ZO497)
Damn I miss getting properly rocked to sleep every night."
Lol
And what is properly rocked to sleep?
Posted by: American Kestrel at March 10, 2017 12:19 AM (IDhUW)
mercurial nature is an indication that he is possessed by a jinn!
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:16 AM (J5mC3)
I would be OK with being possessed by Barbara Eden, in her Jeannie years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 12:20 AM (WDdjT)
Bout the same, glad to hear you're doing alright
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2017 12:20 AM (nDcc3)
Leave me any kind of an opening, ladies, and I will find a way to be a man for you.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 10, 2017 12:21 AM (0OG8D)
mercurial nature is an indication that he is possessed by a jinn!
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:16 AM (J5mC3)<<<
I am possessed by gin. **hic**
Posted by: not ever going to be President Hillary Clinton at March 10, 2017 12:22 AM (Tstsj)
Dad was played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 10, 2017 12:17 AM (cAnNx)
Great show.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2017 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 12:22 AM (KP5rU)
What is that. Mosh Pit at a Nickelback concert?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2017 12:22 AM (v5iqM)
(I know, I've botched up those terms too here .... the Barrel and I go way back.)
Best I can tell, "Jacobitism" means the belief that Christ was/is of the same nature as the Father, miaphysitism. Also they share the same will (monotheletism). So for them, Mary is the Mother of God (theotokos) in a real sense, not as just an honorific.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2017 12:23 AM (/OwWx)
Posted by: Cicero
Easy to cock?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2017 12:23 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 10, 2017 12:23 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 12:20 AM (WDdjT)
No shit man. No shit.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2017 12:24 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:24 AM (M3DRt)
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Um... yes.
It ends with her getting all her fat sucked out and stuffed into the closet, where they find Peter having sex with it.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:26 AM (J5mC3)
A self-proclaimed healer in Iraq has declared that President Trump's
mercurial nature is an indication that he is possessed by a jinn!
Posted by: shibumi
Meh. Coast to Coast still has more credibility than CNN.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2017 12:27 AM (pY+s4)
With Japan soon to re-open residential areas that had been evacuated due
to the Fukushima disaster, officials are faced with a daunting task:
eradicating radioactive boars that have taken over the towns.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:27 AM (J5mC3)
(I know, I've botched up those terms too here .... the Barrel and I go way back.)
Best I can tell, "Jacobitism" means the belief that Christ was/is of the same nature as the Father, miaphysitism. Also they share the same will (monotheletism). So for them, Mary is the Mother of God (theotokos) in a real sense, not as just an honorific."
Interesting, seems that could get confusing really quickly.
You once used the term "American Jacob something ism" and I wondered what you meant. Do you remember?
Posted by: American Kestrel at March 10, 2017 12:30 AM (IDhUW)
eradicating radioactive boars that have taken over the towns.
Posted by: shibumi
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There are guys who would pay to do that. It could be billed as an eradi-cation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2017 12:31 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2017 12:33 AM (/OwWx)
to the Fukushima disaster, officials are faced with a daunting task:
eradicating radioactive boars that have taken over the towns.
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So you're saying that the Japanese are under threat from self-cooking bacon...?
Posted by: junior at March 10, 2017 12:33 AM (nsZ+m)
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1. Kill something
2. Kill something dangerous
3. Kill something dangerous in a potentially radioactive environment
Yep. This seems like a dream vacation for hunters who are also thrill seekers. They could make some nice money marketing this opportunity.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:34 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:34 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Jacob at March 10, 2017 12:35 AM (/OwWx)
Posted by: American Kestrel at March 10, 2017 12:35 AM (IDhUW)
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His Hollywood FL gig had 16 RM songs out of 21 total.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:36 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:37 AM (M3DRt)
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I did not attend.
There is a sekrit website that lists shows and the set lists from them. If you want to know it, I'll post it but... people like to be surprised by shows, and this kind of ruins it for them.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:41 AM (J5mC3)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPkSTQyXkYk
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:24 AM (M3DRt)
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Cool song. I don't think I ever heard of them before. Youtube has another clip of the same song, but it also has video of them performing.
https://youtu.be/Ypsltm5zNCU
Dury is a card to watch.
If only someone would teach those damn Brits to speak English so I could understand it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2017 12:42 AM (R+30W)
Although it is entirely possible that the far right and far left eventually run into each other.
Eradi-cation, the newest greatest vacation
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2017 12:44 AM (IDhUW)
Here is "Breath of Life" by Angel'in Heavy Syrup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfEH9lWDIvo
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2017 12:45 AM (vBeA5)
Tuesday. Trying to not build it up too much, but latest set lists seem
to have about 10-15 RM songs.
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:34 AM (M3DRt)
Takes me back.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 10, 2017 12:46 AM (tHwdc)
That jin will grab onto you and it won't let you go.
*hic*
HUMA! MORE VERMOUTH!!!!!!
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 10, 2017 12:46 AM (JZdsf)
to the Fukushima disaster, officials are faced with a daunting task:
eradicating radioactive boars that have taken over the towns.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 12:27 AM (J5mC3)
It was 0200 in Fukushima Prefecture. It had been a quiet night, so far. I lit a cigarette, keeping my eyes tightly shut so that the flame from my Dunhill lighter would not impair my night vision.
Watanabe, my hunting partner, tapped me gently on the shoulder. "Chief, I'm getting some pings on the scintillometer, about two o'clock, and approaching."
I put the Barrett-Medvedev .548 to my shoulder, and peered into the Sato Optics gamma sight. Sure enough, a radioboar, and a big one, too. Must have gone 600 kilos, if it weighed an ounce. The tusks were a full foot long, and shone like daylight in the scope, so hot they were with gamma rays. I lined up on the beast's shoulder, and squeezed off a shot. The boom of the shot echoed through the streets of the still-unoccupied village like thunder in a mountain pass. The radioboar leapt up, and flopped over on its back, dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 12:47 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:47 AM (M3DRt)
The first house we owned was not in the best part of town. Not the worst either, but not the best. The house next door was a rental. Our side yard was perhaps 7 feet wide, then the fence, then 4 feet of their side yard, then the other house.
In that house lived a young woman of generous proportions. I would call her a lady of the night, but she seemed to be most active during the day. My wife, who was home during the day, would frequently see business men on long lunches coming and leaving looking a bit disheveled.
One day I happened to be home. Our kids who were maybe 3 and 6 at the time, were playing in the side yard. My wife and I both heard the unmistakable whap whap whap... of fat sex through the open bedroom window. We got the kids inside.
Now, I'm a generally non-confrontational guy who is easily embarrassed in awkward situations. My wife, not so much. She's half Italian.
She gets up on a patio chair, sticks her head over the fence, and yells "Excuse me!"
Whapping stops, whore and john look out the window with shocked looks on their faces.
"My kids play out here. Could you do that somewhere else?"
Window closes, john leaves out the front door, tucking in his shirt. Whore was more discrete after that.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 10, 2017 12:48 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 10, 2017 12:51 AM (FAO5C)
It was a shot that you would tell your grandchildren about, how you saved the land from the deadly radioactive and self cooking bacon. It became legend passed from gen to gen on cold winter nights
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2017 12:51 AM (IDhUW)
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Aaaaaannnnd there's a whole subculture of fetishists who are looking for just that sort of thing.
They're growing a crop of them to harvest.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2017 12:55 AM (4DpAT)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sfp8xrNAS6I
He has passed away, unfortunately
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:59 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 01:00 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigH71acJnM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:03 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 10, 2017 12:48 AM (LMcFk)
My ears have been to hell and back, but that's one sound that I can say is completely unknown to them.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2017 01:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2017 01:08 AM (IDhUW)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sfp8xrNAS6I
He has passed away, unfortunately
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 12:59 AM (M3DRt)
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That song I have heard before, but I never paid attention to who the artist was. Probably just figured it was a one off.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2017 01:16 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:24 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 01:25 AM (M3DRt)
First, Excellent ONT Mis H......make sure that hot tub from El S has directional jets, you've earned it.....appreciate the evident time, consideration an effort you regularly display here. El S has incorporated Talent....it's Obvious an Appreciated. H/T.
Second.....
The top link on the main page sidebar.....the opioid/smack/fena feature....
THANK YOU ACE for posting about this......
Here's a link that goes FAR beyond that article an expounds/elaborates/illustrates/documents extensively.......(the culpability of the Pharma Cartels) in Their premeditated Profit Driven Destruction of Americans.....
https://tinyurl.com/gor9jog
A TRUE Travesty....ignored because the victims, (poor Caucasians) don't fit the current Narrative.
The numbers validate that premise. Irrefutably.
Again, much appreciation to El S and the Powers to linking that article on the sidebar.....the drug war in the USA isn't between American citizens and "Drug Cartels"....
An Americans true threat......G Sanctioned Big Pharma.
Profit is God. All Hail Profit. Consequences, FUCK EM. 'not my problem'
(Brought to y'all By The Power Of Rationalization)
Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 10, 2017 01:28 AM (H24WL)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 10, 2017 01:29 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Newfie Joke at March 10, 2017 01:31 AM (WDdjT)
--Quintilian
Posted by: mindful webworker, quotishly at March 10, 2017 01:36 AM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Fortunato at March 10, 2017 01:36 AM (/28sZ)
Posted by: Newfie Joke at March 10, 2017 01:31 AM (WDdjT)
I don't believe it, somebody swung it.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2017 01:37 AM (aMlLZ)
--Mark Twain
Posted by: mindful webworker, quotishly at March 10, 2017 01:37 AM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:39 AM (WDdjT)
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You have to put your fingers in your ears, too."
--Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe)
Posted by: mindful webworker, quotishly at March 10, 2017 01:40 AM (Aivl/)
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those 3, along with "should i stay or does this blow" were, IMHO, their worst songs...
i also suspect the record company insisted on them, so they would have something for mainstream radio airplay, because that was the only way to make it those days.
they've got a lot of pretty good stuff on their first LPs...
IMHO, anyway
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 10, 2017 01:42 AM (Yz4AM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBkVJg5J3iE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:43 AM (WDdjT)
It's lately and I'm tiredish, but lots on my mind. Too late to participate, really. Need to sleep and wake up fresh.
"It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it."
--John Steinbeck
Yeah, sure. Solutions by committee - notoriously unworkable.
Posted by: mindful webworker, quotishly at March 10, 2017 01:45 AM (Aivl/)
I do turn into a shouting "lunatic right-winger" when it comes to importing more "refugees", which is probably counter-productive, but the preponderance of the evidence is that the mass migration is destroying Europe and everyone simply refuses to acknowledge it.
Posted by: Fortunato at March 10, 2017 01:46 AM (/28sZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 10, 2017 01:48 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2017 01:50 AM (pY+s4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:53 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 01:54 AM (M3DRt)
,
,
,
You have to put your fingers in your ears, too."
--Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe)
Posted by: mindful webworker, quotishly at March 10, 2017 01:40 AM (Aivl/)
Ahh, so that's the trick!
Posted by: Bono (Sunday Bloody Sunday) at March 10, 2017 01:54 AM (LMcFk)
I do turn into a shouting "lunatic right-winger" when it comes to importing more "refugees", which is probably counter-productive, but the preponderance of the evidence is that the mass migration is destroying Europe and everyone simply refuses to acknowledge it.
Posted by: Fortunato at March 10, 2017 01:46 AM (/28sZ)
It's not Canada as a whole; it's the province of Ontario, which has a bull-dyke as Premier. Go figure, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:55 AM (WDdjT)
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those 3, along with "should i stay or does this blow" were, IMHO, their worst songs...
i also suspect the record company insisted on them, so they would have something for mainstream radio airplay, because that was the only way to make it those days.
they've got a lot of pretty good stuff on their first LPs...
IMHO, anyway
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 10, 2017 01:42 AM
It wasn't the record company. They were mostly a band driven by 2 somewhat conflicting viewpoints on styles. The earlier stuff is good, but, IMHO they really came into their own with the mid to later stuff. Why? Because they made something almost entirely their own and rock/pop, done well and played in the punk genre is incredibly hard to do. Even the early stuff featured some really catchy tunes, but by and large, as good as that period was, it didn't differ much from everybody else at the time. Most of it is pretty generic "punk". The later years is uniquely Clash.
Posted by: otho at March 10, 2017 01:57 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 10, 2017 01:57 AM (Jen0I)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 02:05 AM (M3DRt)
Speak out against Pagan Viking terrorism, slave trade, abuse of women and boys, indoctrination, slavery and supremacy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 02:17 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: somejoe at March 10, 2017 02:22 AM (bEHhv)
Anyway, It's time to have a good night's sleep. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 02:23 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 02:24 AM (M3DRt)
Born to Run on the other hand,,, Rock. Anthem.
And there ain't too many of those.
Posted by: teej at March 10, 2017 12:14 AM (Jd44p)
I absolutely hated 'Born To Run', not just the song but the entire album. It was the only album I ever sold, and I sold it to my college roommate about six months after I bought it. Some things I've wished I never sold, but the 'Born to Run' album is most definitely not one of those things.
Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2017 02:26 AM (MifL9)
'Night all.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 10, 2017 02:30 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2017 01:55 AM (WDdjT)
I always thought Ontario was the sane province, but I haven't been there in over 25 years.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 10, 2017 02:30 AM (qoAfa)
Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2017 02:26 AM (MifL9)
Same. Hate the album (never bought it) and hate Springputz with a burning passion.
Always have.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 10, 2017 02:34 AM (qoAfa)
Is too kind. .....H/T Darlin........thank you.
I've found AoS is the Only forum that Tolerates TRUTH.
EL S offers an Oasis for the 1ST, expressed LOGICALLY and civilly.
Substantiated, Rational, commentary is a rarity. El S and the Horde of Thought deliver consistently.
How muthafuckin refreshin/reaffirmin......do as you say kinda place.
Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 10, 2017 02:50 AM (H24WL)
Posted by: Dirt Sandwich at March 10, 2017 02:51 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 02:53 AM (HDU3V)
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 02:58 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 10, 2017 03:29 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 10, 2017 03:34 AM (d76uN)
eradicating radioactive boars that have taken over the towns.
Brooklynites have an open season on hipsters now? Sounds like a plan!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 10, 2017 03:37 AM (v1g1+)
551 Where is everyone?
Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 10, 2017 03:29 AM (HDU3V)
Over there, next to everybody and doing everything but post here. I'm joining them. Good night!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 10, 2017 03:40 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 10, 2017 03:41 AM (J+mig)
Winter came in like a lamb and is leaving like a lion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2017 03:42 AM (rF0hx)
Kids were bummed out. No Snowmen.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 10, 2017 03:46 AM (d76uN)
The place to have this debate is in Congress. If our elected Representatives want to make an exception for illegal aliens that serve with distinction in the military they can do so.
For over 200 years, they have chosen not to - no matter which Party has been in power.
So, unless and until they do, the President (and everyone working in the Executive Branch) has an absolute DUTY to enforce existing law.
Posted by: Aarradin at March 10, 2017 03:55 AM (+7Wfv)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:09 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:14 AM (HDU3V)
"In his inaugural address, President Trump referred to the drug epidemic (among other problems) as 'carnage.' Those who call the word an irresponsible exaggeration are wrong."
That is some powerful, much-needed writing. This is the kind of writing that needs to be getting awards.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2017 04:23 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at March 10, 2017 04:40 AM (HDU3V)
My reaction to the speech was surprise that it sounded just like a campaign speech. A high number of media outlets used the words "dark" and "divisive" to describe the inaugural speech. It is fair evidence that there is a new Journo-list that won't go away. It's happened at least three other times since then.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 04:44 AM (VdICR)
he worked at handler's mattel for 20 years designing other toys, married zsa zsa gabor, and died in bel air at the relatively young age of 65.
pretty interesting resume - hawk missile & barbie.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 10, 2017 04:49 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 10, 2017 04:51 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Heide Radieshen at March 10, 2017 04:56 AM (Y2kvi)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 10, 2017 04:57 AM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 10, 2017 04:57 AM (+lv+r)
Where is this coming from?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 10, 2017 05:00 AM (d76uN)
Obamas brother tweeted out a birth cirtificate he claims is the SCOAMF which shows a place of birth as Kenya.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 10, 2017 05:07 AM (+lv+r)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 10, 2017 05:19 AM (e8kgV)
If Millennials were Lumberjacks.
Now that was funny! The guy sawing at the log with the axe was the best part.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 10, 2017 05:36 AM (ul9CR)
Wish I would have read the comments between my first post and goodnight post. Missed someone.
Worse, I missed someone I've missed.
Posted by: teej at March 10, 2017 05:36 AM (Jd44p)
A chilly willy day here. Promise of snow on Monday, but weather underground keeps changing the amount we're supposed to get. A little bit and I wouldn't mind. I could run the gas out of the blower then.
Posted by: Bruce at March 10, 2017 06:14 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett's moral compass at March 10, 2017 06:14 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 10, 2017 06:18 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 10, 2017 06:23 AM (J+eG2)
Trumps populism is dying...Trump the weakling, on and on....
If only Hillary was president, it would be truly paradise now....
Posted by: Colin at March 10, 2017 06:24 AM (zM7sQ)
You're confusing the trib with a real Newspaper. Those don't exist anymore. You get more truth out of a Thrifty Nickle.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 10, 2017 06:25 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 10, 2017 05:07 AM (+lv+r)
That should be grounds to invalidate every law, act, treaty, and executive order that he signed.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 10, 2017 06:32 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 10, 2017 06:34 AM (J+mig)
And all of his appointees, of course, are no longer valid...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 10, 2017 06:34 AM (J+mig)
Ah, but the NYT might call them racists, and the GOP couldn't possibly bear that.
**pats Cato's head**
It's alright, little one. You don't work in DC, so you can't possibly understand how government works.
Posted by: Your GOP Masters at March 10, 2017 06:37 AM (X6fMO)
And all of his appointees, of course, are no longer valid...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 10, 2017 06:34 AM (J+mig)
As long as he didn't talk to those damn filthy rooskies, I'm good.
Posted by: Bruce at March 10, 2017 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 06:48 AM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 10, 2017 08:41 AM (e8kgV)
The suspect told a 911 dispatcher that he stabbed his mother eight times and left the knife in her mouth, according to a copy of the search warrant filed Tuesday afternoon with the court clerk.
Asked why he killed her, he told the dispatcher "because I felt like it," according to the court document. When asked whether he had checked to see if his mother was still breathing, he responded: "She's dead."
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 10, 2017 08:44 AM (e8kgV)
Decorated US Army vet. Illegal alien. Felon. Mexican-born Miguel Perez Jr. faces deportation. You make the call.
Pussy
Posted by: DFCtomm at March 10, 2017 01:29 PM (qjg65)
Posted by: Jolo at March 10, 2017 02:41 PM (UvmoL)
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