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The NY Times: Pompous And Arrogant As Always, But This Time With Even Less Self-Awareness

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Photo courtesy of Moronette "WowPromo"

[According to "WowPromo," these ads are all over NYC. She took this photo in Midtown.]

This is the newspaper that has yet to disavow Walter Duranty's 1932 Pulitzer Prize. You know....one of their crack reporters who loved the truth so much that he lied about what Stalin was doing in Ukraine for years, just so that he could continue to tout the party line to unsuspecting Americans.

What was Stalin doing in Ukraine? Killing Ukrainians by the millions. It's called the Holodomor, and it was hidden from the world with the help of the New York Times. And the Pulitzer committee is no better. They chose to allow the NYT to keep the prize.

So any time anyone trots out the NYT as a beacon of truth and hope in the midst of Trump's internment camps and mass starvations and pussy-grabbing and mean tweets, just remind them of good old Walter.

Posted by: CBD at 11:40 AM




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1 Fail

Posted by: NCKate at March 09, 2017 11:34 AM (fNMn+)

2 It's compasses all the way down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 11:35 AM (/f1mm)

3 The truth is what we say it is.
NY Times

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 11:35 AM (r/0kC)

4 Holo...modor????

Posted by: Hodor at March 09, 2017 11:36 AM (3Liv/)

5 Halp!


I've fallen and I can't get up.

Posted by: Old Gray Lady at March 09, 2017 11:36 AM (XbFDI)

6 The NYT wouldn't know truth if she walked up and sat on their face.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (hLRSq)

7 There was a book from the book thread about the 100,000 Americans that left for Stalinist Russia during the Great Depression, only to be disappeared. How much of the deaths were caused by the NYTimes Walter Duranty Pied Piper?

Posted by: dIb at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (VJOLZ)

8 The truth is hard

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Jayson Blair at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (3OAG2)

9 Truth? New York Times - YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Posted by: Yes I ordered the Code Red at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (VndSC)

10 If internment camps were an actual problem, the NYT would definitely be covering it up.

Does anyone think they would be actual martyrs, when it involves actual costs?

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (4CF/L)

11 Is this the post used to rouse Ace from his restless slumber?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (RwwCT)

12 http://washex.am/2mnomV4
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Senate panel approves Trump's Israel ambassador nominee
willowed

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (y3aQB)

13 The truth has no place in the NYT

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (FZYNt)

14 *cough*

I believe the AOS Stylebook dictates that it's written as "The Failing NY Times."

Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (J5mC3)

15 It's all posturing and marketing.

Who, who is not already an avid NYT reader, looks at that and says, "Oh! I'm convinced!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (ELUpj)

16 One does not simply walk into Holomodor.

Posted by: Boromir at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (7/3y7)

17 "What was Stalin doing in Ukraine? Killing Ukrainians by the millions. It's called the Holomodor, and it was hidden from the world with the help of the New York Times."


I saw a documentary about that last week. Kind of ads some perspective to the "Ukrainaians and Baltics collaborated with the Nazis" storylines that the Soviets pumped out during and after WWII. Um, yeah, it was a complicated situation.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:39 AM (OD2ni)

18 WRONG!

Posted by: Fox Mulder at March 09, 2017 11:39 AM (RwwCT)

19
Truth is your paper is a corrupt lying organization whose sole mission of existence to to help one political party acquire and maintain political and social power over the other political party.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 11:39 AM (8XRCm)

20 It's "Holodomor", not "Holomodor", although the 2nd spelling conjures up the correct mental imagery.

Posted by: Svejk at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (r9eV5)

21 That ad just reeks of patchouli.

Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (VndSC)

22 McConnell: Eh maybe we won't get around to taxes, particularly if you don't give us our obamacare rename and replace plan.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (3Liv/)

23 Speaking of The Truth, Paul Pierce deserved a better fairwell tour than what he's received.

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (ewSN2)

24 Quick!

Activate the Virtue Signal!

Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (lKcIL)

25 Media/libs continuing to get tricked by the "Sean Spicier" parody account is hilarious. Almost as good as DPRK News.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (OD2ni)

26
The truth must so hard and hard to find that's why they never report it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)

27 http://bit.ly/2mn7UVa
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Former Vatican Spox Denies Rumors That Pope Benedict XVI Resigned Under Duress

Obama Admin Pressured???

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (y3aQB)

28 The truth pissed on our shoes and we didn't notice.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (TppKb)

29 You know what The New York Times needs? Avagina. Then they would have a place to keep a moral compass. And a cell phone.

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (0i9eW)

30 NYT punching down the truth.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (UOJLJ)

31 I don't see the connection between those words above and the NYT.

Posted by: Mathers at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (mDmux)

32 NYT vs. CNN

.45 vs. 9mm


Discuss

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (2x9LM)

33 NYT - A Potemkin village of journalistic integrity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (NBHj5)

34 Replace "the truth" with "my dick"

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

35 Hallo my darling
Hallo my baby
Holo mo dor!

Posted by: Josef Stalin at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (3OAG2)

36 Posted by: Svejk at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (r9eV5)

Thanks. Fixed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (rF0hx)

37 The truth requires a stronger prescription that our vision care doesn't cover.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (TppKb)

38 29 You know what The New York Times needs? Avagina. Then they would have a place to keep a moral compass. And a cell phone.
Posted by: Cate Blanchett

and your rock collection

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (FZYNt)

39 The Truth and the NYT in the same sentence???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!


deep breath...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Next thing you know we will be hearing about ESPN and real sports news.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

40 The Truth is *redundant* apparently.

"The truth is hard" and "The trust is hard to accept" - um, what's the difference?


"The truth has no agenda" and "The truth doesn't take sides" and "The trust isn't red of blue" - the NYT doth protest too much!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (NOIQH)

41 So what's the over-under on how long it will be before the enstompening?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (kPGdd)

42 Uncle Palpatine, in the previous thread, you mentioned giving BSG "the hairy eyeball". Two questions:

1) I've heard of "the stinkeye", but not a hairy eyeball. What is it?
2) If it's hairy, is Fur Oil an appropriate topical application?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (DMUuz)

43 The truth doesn't take sides.


But the NY Slimes does.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (493sH)

44 Obama Admin Pressured???

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (y3aQB)
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A red line around the Haole Sea.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (SsblQ)

45 ICYMI free book on my blog today

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (Om16U)

46 So what's the over-under on how long it will be before the enstompening?

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#twoweeks

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

47 That Pizzagate uproar over those bizarre emails between people in power we didn't ask anyone about is all tinfoil hat conspiracy theory stuff.

Because it is, that's why.

Posted by: New York Times Investigative Journalism Department at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (/f1mm)

48 Oh hell, you don't even have to go back as far as the Holodomor to prove they don't look in the mirror. Last Tuesday or so would be far enough.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

49 The truth can't be manufactured.


But the NY Slimes makes things up all the time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)

50 Ryan: Step 3 is additional legislation for all the other stuff (state lines, and so on) *not* related to the existing law.

Full repeal never happens.

Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.

Obamacare is NEVER repealed.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (3Liv/)

51 The truth is out there somewhere, but it's cold and we like our blankets.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (TppKb)

52 So any time anyone trots out the NYT as a beacon of truth and hope in the midst of Trump's internment camps and mass starvations and pussy-grabbing and mean tweets, just remind them of good old Walter.

Pure poetry, CBD.

I wish I could text this to my son-in-law. But, family harmony.

Posted by: Emmie at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (xVuS6)

53 The truth can be manufactured, and Carlos has factories in China working on that.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (TppKb)

54 The truth has nicely creased pants.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (OD2ni)

55 Can we just start calling it The International Laughingstock?

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (mt8X9)

56
Oh dear, Quisling Ryan (shirt sleeves rolled up) is doing another presentation about replacing BarryCare

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (493sH)

57 ...in the midst of Trump's...

You will be quoted out of context. I suggest the hypnotic script rule. Say everything in a positive. Never use sarcasm. One day I may successfully follow these rules. :-)

Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (K2SnJ)

58 The Truth is hard.

Yada, yada, yada.

What we're trying to say is...

We only deal in bullshit.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (0i9eW)

59 The truth will kill your men and rape your women

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (FZYNt)

60 The NYT would not recognize the truth if it fell on top of the NYT. I am amazed the NYT remains in business and more amazed that anyone pays attention to it.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (rghVA)

61 NYSlimes: "The truth is hard... which is why we don't tell it..."

Posted by: Toddler at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (Qv3rA)

62 If the truth is hidden, who's hiding it?

Could it be .... the New York Times?

Posted by: Emmie at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (xVuS6)

63 "The truth requires taking a stand"

So...taking a side?
You JUST said the truth doesn't take side three different ways.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

64 They working with some PR firm on trying to (re)build up their image? Because this ad smells like it. Or maybe I stepped in a pile of something walking out to the car.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)

65 The name of the paper shall now be...

Truthy McTruthersim


Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (8ikIW)

66
Jason Blair

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (JuvA7)

67 The truth doesn't take sides, but that doesn't stop us.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (TppKb)

68 The truth is hard to accept? Why's that? The truth is, I love my grandkids. The truth is, I am a Christian. The truth is, I like Swedish pancakes with lingonberries. The truth is, I have never read the New York Times.


What makes any of that 'hard to accept'? Maybe they mean that they themselves can't accept the truth that Trump is president.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (lwiT4)

69 The truth must be so hard and hard to find that's why they never report it
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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That's a bald-faced lie. The substance of our reporting comes to us directly from highly-placed sources in the Democrat apparatus.

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (NBHj5)

70 And after we hit 100 somebody splain the fur oil meme to me.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

71 'The Truth will fuck your sister.'

'...and your Mom.'

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (XbFDI)

72 McConnell: Eh maybe we won't get around to taxes, particularly if you don't give us our obamacare rename and replace plan.

Trump needs to name and shame that ambulatory semen stain.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (X6fMO)

73 The truth is rarely simple, but our readers are.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (TppKb)

74 NYT: FYNQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

75 The truth makes math hard

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (FZYNt)

76 Ryan degrading truth now live.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (UOJLJ)

77 What a bunch of hypocrites.

Posted by: WaPo at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (lKcIL)

78 'The Truth comes with a Side or a Salad.'

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (XbFDI)

79 I find the literary section of the New York Times most appealing, personally.

Posted by: The Canary at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (DMUuz)

80 29 You know what The New York Times needs? Avagina.

Damn, "Avagina" would've been a good one too.

Posted by: That White NAACP Girl Who Changed Her Name to Something More Authentic Based On Her Racist Stereotyp at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (/f1mm)

81 42. The hairy eyeball is a sort of squinty and especially unpleasant variant of the stink eye, usually containing an intent to cast a sort of evil-eye curse by way of a reinforced warning for someone who's got it coming in spades.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (XfAUP)

82 Ryan: the goal of health care reform is to give everyone health care and access.

So he's openly supporting the communist agenda of health care for everyone.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (3Liv/)

83 The truth will not do that thing in your mouth

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (FZYNt)

84 RUSSIANS!!!!

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (0i9eW)

85 I use Fur Oil on my derringers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (0tfLf)

86 [somebody splain the fur oil meme to me.

The truth rarely discusses Emma Watson's vulva.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (TppKb)

87 All those words and the nyt can't beat Iowahawk:

"The media covers stories, with a pillow until they can't breath" (or something like that).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (NOIQH)

88 The Truth has no Handles.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (XbFDI)

89 The truth has no agenda.


But the NY Slimes does

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (493sH)

90 >>It's called the Holodomor

There's a new movie out called Bitter Harvest all about the Holodmor. I wonder if they will mention the NYT coverage.

Nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (/tuJf)

91 "Because Obama said so."

Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (lKcIL)

92 The 'lack of self-awareness' thing seems true...but on the other hand, there is the possibility that they are knowingly engaged in deliberate deception.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (ZO497)

93 We ,ll get back to you about the Holomodor after we check with Charles Gibson.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (0i9eW)

94 The truth will set you free, but first you will...

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)

95 And FBN cuts away before we hear Ryan lie about 'repealing' the mandates which his plan NEVER, EVER repeals.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (3Liv/)

96 The truth is hard to accept. Especially for us.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (TppKb)

97 And after we hit 100 somebody splain the fur oil meme to me.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (RD7QR)




Hermione uses fur oil on her fur. Emma Watson.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (4Ru5B)

98 "88 The Truth has no Handles.

Posted by: garrett"


But Lena Dunham does.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (OD2ni)

99 In my world the Pulitzer Prize and the Academy Awards are a sure fire indicator that the subject matter is shit that I will hate.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (mpXpK)

100 Shorter Ryan: Don't think, DO SOMETHING.

Conveniently, here's something, and it's the only thing, so fall in line, peons.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (3Liv/)

101 http://bit.ly/2mnqJaK
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Former Intel Officer: Ex-NSA Officials Carried Out DNC Hack to Expose Hillary

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (y3aQB)

102 The truth is hidden. By us.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (0i9eW)

103 The truth can't be glossed over.


Which is why the NY Slimes ignores it all together

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (493sH)

104 Opps. My bad, it turns out that they do have a Walter Duranty character in the movies.

I'll be curious to see how accurately they represent the truthful NYT.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

105 I thought the Left didn't believe in Absolute Truth. That what might be Truth for me isn't necessarily Truth for you. That we are to pursue 'our own truth'. I saw a Facebook post just yesterday about that.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (lwiT4)

106 the truth has more arms than Michelle Fields

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (FZYNt)

107 The truth lies elsewhere.

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

108 New/old idea: Rename NYT "PRAVDA" ("Truth" in Russian)
Worked for the USSR

Posted by: The Truther at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (f7dp1)

109 New citizen Varney is an arse. Truth.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (UOJLJ)

110 The truth pulls no punches

And neither did Mike Tyson!

Posted by: Carl "the Truth" Williams at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (3OAG2)

111 But Lena Dunham does.

The truth is hard to grasp. Like a bowling ball, or possibly Lena Dunham.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (TppKb)

112 We can't handle the truth.

Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (ZO497)

113 105 I thought the Left didn't believe in Absolute Truth. That what might be Truth for me isn't necessarily Truth for you. That we are to pursue 'our own truth'. I saw a Facebook post just yesterday about that.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (lwiT4)

===================

Well, when the left says that the exact same thing said from two people can be either truth or a lie depending solely on the identity of that person, then I'd say you're right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (ELUpj)

114 the truth prefers Mary Ann over Ginger

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

115 The truth cannot be glossed over. But it can be replaced by a lie.

You're welcome.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (0i9eW)

116 The Truth doesn't make your butt look big

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

117 http://bit.ly/2mnfCym
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Acting Director of USCIS Lori Scialabba Resigns at Homeland Security. One more Obamabot gone soon

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (y3aQB)

118 Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.

Obamacare is NEVER repealed.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (3Liv/)

Don't worry. If it's still there, we can fix it.

Posted by: Next Democrat Congress and President at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (/f1mm)

119 The truth is hard to grasp. Like a bowling ball, or possibly Lena Dunham.
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (TppKb)

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Truth is you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

120 You can lube a hitch with fur oil.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (UOJLJ)

121 Truth is a cultural construct.

Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (ZO497)

122 "Fur oil": On an Ace post yesterday about the women's day it included a tweet about an article in which Emma Watson says she uses fur oil, which is apparently oil for her naughty bits to keep the pubes silky-smooth and/or sooth ingrown hair. Too Much Information!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (NOIQH)

123 The truth hurts, NYT. Apparently too much to ditch the narrative. Enjoy your slide into total irrelevance.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (TdMsT)

124 The truth has no agenda.

But we do. So the truth is definitely out.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (0i9eW)

125 The truth slices like a fuckin hammer

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)

126 The Devil always sprinkles a little truth with his lies.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (5M4cQ)

127 "91 "Because Obama said so."

Posted by: the failing New York Times"


Good enough for me!! Oh those beautiful pant creases make me horny.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (OD2ni)

128 There is no such thing as the truth fairy.

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

129 And after we hit 100 somebody splain the fur oil meme to me.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM


Of course dear.

Fur Oil is an all-natural product, and was featured in my 2017 women's Valentine's Day Gift Guide "for those who prefer to go au naturel in the bikini area."

It "can be used as frequently as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin, and is also suitable for use on the face and body." I might also mention t's great for all those burkini areas, as well!

Despite the name, it is PETA-approved. (Some might make a pun and say pet-a approved!)

It was mentioned in a post from Ace that referenced my good friend and
colleague Emma Watson, who is an enthusiastic user of this incredible
product.

(I might also add that Ewoks, in particular, adore it!)

I hope this helps!

(smooches and steams!)

Posted by: Gwyneth P., lifestyle guru at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (DMUuz)

130 Is the NYT claiming that they are the repository of objective truth?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (lwiT4)

131 The NYT also loved them some Chancellor Hitler up until the point we got involved with the hostilities.

Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (w7KSn)

132
Pontius Pilate: Truth. What is truth?


NY Slimes: Whatever we say it is!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (493sH)

133 New citizen Varney is an arse. Truth.
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He's a former Brit.

Maybe he doesn't see a problem with government mandated health care for everyone, he just recognizes that obamacare is a disaster.

He certainly cares more about doing *something* so congress can move on to tax cuts, which he cares quite a bit about.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (3Liv/)

134 97 And after we hit 100 somebody splain the fur oil meme to me.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (RD7QR)




Hermione uses fur oil on her fur. Emma Watson.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (4Ru5B)

Ah. Great to know, Emma. Can you recommend a bizarre enema product too?

(And somehow there's a way to cross the fur oil and NYT streams but I'm too stressed to take that up.)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

135 Trump tweet, March 4
Obama furious, March 8
That was fast.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (SsblQ)

136 The truth is they are a bunch of twats.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (CPk08)

137 82
Ryan: the goal of health care reform is to give everyone health care and access.

So he's openly supporting the communist agenda of health care for everyone.


Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (3Liv/)

=============

As I heard Ann Coulter say yesterday: let's destroy healthcare for 300 million Americans because 10 million have difficulty accessing it for whatever reasons ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)

138 Holo...modor????

Posted by: Hodor at March 09, 2017 11:36 AM


Holo fador...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (p+Wdc)

139 Can you recommend a bizarre enema product too?

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Cuccumbers

Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

140 The truth is that the kulaks are happy and prosperous as reported by Walter Duranty.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (TppKb)

141 Truth can't be manufactured.

But lies can. They are our product.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (0i9eW)

142 In my world the Pulitzer Prize and the Academy Awards are a sure fire indicator that the subject matter is shit that I will hate.
Posted by: Vic
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It's convenient. Like encountering a guy with a man-bun, tats, and ear-gauges. You know there's no point in having a conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (ZO497)

143 Shorter NYT: "The TRUTH is whatever we say it is, bitchezzzz!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

144 What was Stalin doing in Ukraine? Killing Ukrainians by the millions.

He just didn't do it right.

Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (vtcmf)

145 Cuccumbers

The truth is what autocucumber tells us it is.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (TppKb)

146 134. The truth steams its clam and oils its fur.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (XfAUP)

147 prolefeed doubleplus goodthink!

Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (lKcIL)

148 ... well, it's funnier in Russian.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (4YGWz)

149 What was Stalin doing in Ukraine? Killing Ukrainians by the millions.

He just didn't do it right.

Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (vtcmf)



All for the greater good, comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)

150 Former Vatican Spox Denies Rumors That Pope Benedict XVI Resigned Under Duress

Obama Admin Pressured???


My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (3J/LN)

151 Speaking of news, a local station has a report on what I can only assume is a pair of our own Morons. Headline "Naked Brothers High on Mushrooms Terrorized Apartment Complex, Police Say". Has video, making out in front of a dumpster, violence....Just no Val-u-Rite. http://tinyurl.com/hplusqs

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (V/f/L)

152 The Truth is larger than life.

Posted by: Hope's Solodoor at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (XbFDI)

153 The truth was more important in 2008 but we stuck our heads up our asses.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (TppKb)

154 As I heard Ann Coulter say yesterday: let's destroy healthcare for 300 million Americans because 10 million have difficulty accessing it for whatever reasons ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Let's expose girls to man parts because 0.01% of the population are mentally ill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (NBHj5)

155 Truth isn't red or blue.

Find our lies in black and white.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (0i9eW)

156 146 134. The truth steams its clam and oils its fur.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (XfAUP)

So the truth is a pretentious English bint? That does explain a lot...

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (RD7QR)

157 The truth is rarely simple.



Yes, it is. That's why the NY Slimes has to twist and mangle it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (493sH)

158 "Fur oil": On an Ace post yesterday about the women's day it included a tweet about an article in which Emma Watson says she uses fur oil,"


Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)

159 Bill Clinton has re-named his Little Willie, 'The Truth'.

Posted by: Democracy, Murdered by DemocRats at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (ndGCC)

160 Whats black and white and red all over. We are.

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (IqV8l)

161 Don't worry. If it's still there, we can fix it.

Posted by: Next Democrat Congress and President at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (/f1mm)

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Back off, dude! That's my job ...

Posted by: Benedict Roberts at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9)

162 Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.

Posted by: Benji Carver

Give her a chance. She just started using the Fur Oil.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (8ikIW)

163 So the truth is a pretentious English bint?

You only just figured that out?

Posted by: Baroness Worthington, Labour Peer and Author of the Climate Change Act at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (TppKb)

164 "The truth has no agenda."

Good Lord, they must live in a parallel universe not to see the burning irony in their promulgation of such a statement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (8ZskC)

165 The truth is under attack.

And one day it will be dead, crushed under our narrative.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (0i9eW)

166 >>Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.


Like...a Bagel?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (XbFDI)

167 It was definitely a left wing cabal within the Church that forced Benedict out and arranged for Pope Commie.If Obama admin helped somehow,I wouldn't be surprised,

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (r/0kC)

168 The truth hides behind the pay-wall of a Mexican billionaire.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (XfAUP)

169 Based on that list, no wonder the NYT chooses not to report the truth.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (7ZVPa)

170 Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.




It's the severely short boy-cut haircut that does it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (4Ru5B)

171 I don't want people to turn on Trump but he is greatly involved in the Healthcare reform bill that is going to be sent to him. I guess it's better that all the blame for a less than perfect bill be put on Ryan so that Trump can continue with his support that will help him get other things done.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (5M4cQ)

172 Trump tweet, March 4
Obama furious, March 8
That was fast.
Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM


I hoping for many successful sequels, and fantastic box-office for the 'franchise'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

173 Paul Ryan giving a good press conference.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (ZFUt7)

174 >>My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?


Don't know, but didn't Obama do something funny with his ambassador to the Vatican - placed the embassy in a different place as some sort of snub?

Ah, here it is:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/26/
obamas-call-close-holy-see-embassy-slap-face-catho/

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (NOIQH)

175 Truth is in the eye of the beholder-NYT

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (UOJLJ)

176 It's the severely short boy-cut haircut that does it.

Posted by: rickb223

care for some candy?

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (FZYNt)

177 Jeebus.

Irony really is dead, huh ?

Killed by skinny - jeans neckbeard hipsters, probably.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (Oeb2k)

178 The Truth is hard for us to accept.

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (ZO497)

179 Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.
Posted by: Benji Carver


Supposedly.

If she and Katy "hairball" Perry got married they could start a family called The Homelies. And Beyonce could be their weird neighbor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (4YGWz)

180 Bill Clinton has re-named his Little Willie, 'The Truth'.

The truth goes back and forth for a while but eventually spills over.

Posted by: The New York Times, Fluffing Clintons For Decades at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (TppKb)

181 Huh.

Current GOP congressliar on FBN sent me an email celebrating their Rename and Repackage plan.

Which I got due to mailing lists being handed around, no doubt.

It's nice to see he deserved the nastygram I sent back at him.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (3Liv/)

182 It was definitely a left wing cabal within the Church that forced Benedict out and arranged for Pope Commie.

The Lavender Mafia.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (X6fMO)

183 Bill Clinton has re-named his Little Willie, 'The Truth'.

The truth will explode all over your blue dress

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (FZYNt)

184 nyt's encountered truth once but chose not to disclose it.

Posted by: willow at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (R7cwD)

185
Paul Ryan giving a good press conference.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum


Is he talking a mile a minute like he did on Tucker?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (IqV8l)

186 "The truth puts the chicken of falsity in an armlock, and ass-rapes it from behind until it shrieks for mercy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (8ZskC)

187 Fredo threatened to cutoff refugee relocation assistance to the commie church.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (UOJLJ)

188 Emma Watson has this expression she thinks is "fearless" but it's really just annoying .

If she's not careful it will turn into a RBF

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (Om16U)

189 The Truth can't be defeated. You can only hope to contain it.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (XbFDI)

190 If she and Katy "hairball" Perry got married they could start a family called The Homelies. And Beyonce could be their weird neighbor.

With Lena Dunham as the neighborhood Campfire Girl leader.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (X6fMO)

191 Give her a chance. She just started using the Fur Oil.

Featured in Burqad And Bottomless #12

Posted by: Brazzers at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (TppKb)

192 The truth is a small-town whore - everybody knows, but nobody wants to admit it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (XfAUP)

193 The NYT is fake news, right up there with CNN and ESPN.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (iKuGK)

194 Are we past post one hundred? Good.

Fuck the New York Times.

The only reason they know what the truth is, is so they can avoid reporting on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (0wojp)

195 "The truth and five bucks will get you a nice cup of coffee at Starbucks."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (8ZskC)

196 The truth puts the chicken of falsity in an armlock, and ass-rapes it from behind until it shrieks for mercy

Cluck!

Posted by: The Chicken at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (TppKb)

197 "Supposedly.

If she and Katy "hairball" Perry got married they could start a family called The Homelies. And Beyonce could be their weird neighbor."


I understand Katy Perry due to her figure (i.e., huge rack). Also, Beyonce is pretty when not making making weird, angry faces. But Watson, not seeing it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (OD2ni)

198 Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)

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Depends on what age she was ...

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (mt8X9)

199

all three fake cable news channels are covering Eddie Munster -- look at the difference:

msnbc: Speaker Ryan Defends GOP Health Plan As Opposition Grows

Contrived News Network: Speaker Ryan Defends GOP Health Care Bill

Fox News: Speaker Ryan Discusses GOP obamacare Replacement Bill

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (JuvA7)

200 171 I don't want people to turn on Trump but he is greatly involved in the Healthcare reform bill that is going to be sent to him. I guess it's better that all the blame for a less than perfect bill be put on Ryan so that Trump can continue with his support that will help him get other things done.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (5M4cQ)

Trump can only sign what the experienced, principled, conservative bulwarks in Congress send him.

They had no problem sending similar legislation for Obama to veto. I wonder what's changed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (/f1mm)

201 My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?
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How much money would the Catholic church lose if their tax exempt status went away?

Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (J5mC3)

202 >>>1) I've heard of "the stinkeye", but not a hairy eyeball. What is it?

The "hairy eyeballs" are a colloquial term for the testicles, somewhat akin to the "Arabian goggles". If the penis is manipulated so it is behind the testicles similar to a nose, the effect is more pronounced. (See also "Abe Lincoln", "Dick Nixon", or "the Marty Feldman" - typically requiring some force to properly "bug the eyes".) Uncle Palpy is referring to making an obscene gesture towards me, unfortunately he has only one testicle, hence the singular (also called "the Popeye").

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (98RO2)

203 Truth is haaaard.

Posted by: NYT Barbie at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

204 The NYT is kind.
The NYT is smart.
The NYT is important.

Posted by: NYT help, patting them on the head at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (ZO497)

205 Not ugly either, just very plain.

Sometimes you just want a mayonnaise sandwich made with the fancy mayo.

Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (ta1vn)

206 I agree with everything in the Times ad without objection... noting that no where does it state that the NYT actually publishes the truth.

Nice of them to point out all this stuff about the truth. Now that the definitions are out of the way, maybe people will see that none of this is present in the NYT.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (71OEY)

207 Speaking of truth being hidden, guess who was on Lawrence O'Donnell last night?
George Will. hahahahahahaha

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (HgMAr)

208 "The truth and five bucks will get you a nice cup of coffee at Starbucks."

Or a blowjob from our soon-to-be-laid-off administrative assistants. Some of them know six inches is really eight inches of truth.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (TppKb)

209 I don't want people to turn on Trump but he is greatly involved in the Healthcare reform bill that is going to be sent to him.
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I don't know why GOPcare supporters think we don't know this.

Yes, it's terribly disappointing that Trump betrayed his voters by falling meekly in line behind Ryan and McConnell on this matter. It's a huge strike against him, as I indicated in the nastygram I sent in response to a White House email celebrating their Rename and Repackage plan.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't justify a vote for any national republican, including Trump, if there has not been a full repeal of obamacare before the next election.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (3Liv/)

210 Paul Ryan giving a good press conference.

If you like your doctor, you can keep...wait, what?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (vtcmf)

211 Morning all... Has Trump been Impeached yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (O2RFr)

212
Ryan just explained why his bill stinks: Because We Wouldn't Be Able To Pass It Otherwise

Let that sink in for a moment.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (JuvA7)

213 I prefer Emma Watson with long hair, which is true of most women, so no surprises there.

She has a nice face, pretty eyes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (0wojp)

214 Truth is nowhere to be found on our pages.

Posted by: Paladin at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (mCOPv)

215 If she and Katy "hairball" Perry

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From Drudge, nuns are feuding with Katy saying she's old her soul to Satan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)

216 Is he talking a mile a minute like he did on Tucker?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


No time constraint at this press conference so... no, he's moving along quickly but it's quite comprehend-able.

Different way of looking at things, his explanation.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (ZFUt7)

217 158 "Fur oil": On an Ace post yesterday about the women's day it included a tweet about an article in which Emma Watson says she uses fur oil,"


Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
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But, but...all the clickbaity sites say she is totes hot! No way they can be wrong!!!

Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (BDZWU)

218 Have we seen the Rand Paul bill yet?

Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (J5mC3)

219 Its shit like this that has me thinking that either the leftist media is filled with genuine insane people, or truly evil mofos.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)

220
The truth just filed a restraining order against the NYT

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (lKyWE)

221 Lyin' Ryan

Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (BDZWU)

222 She has a nice face, pretty eyes.

Truth is a slippery cooter.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (TppKb)

223 From Drudge, nuns are feuding with Katy saying she's old her soul to Satan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler!

Yes I am looking forward to our date

Posted by: The barbed cock of Satan at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (FZYNt)

224
Ryan just said they crafted this bill to pass.

That's why he didn't include a provision to buy across state lines -- because it wouldn't pass.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (JuvA7)

225 We strangled the truth in its bed.

the NYT

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (7ZVPa)

226 Fur oil does not prevent pregnancy or the spread of sexually transmitted transmitted diseases such as human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). Fur oil will not cure or prevent chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, genital ulcers or vaginal yeast infection. You should consult your physician or other health care professional before starting a fur oil regimen.

The Centers for Disease Control

Shit!

Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (3OAG2)

227 82 Ryan: the goal of health care reform is to give everyone health care and access.
_______________________

And it will be the same quality care and access that we're currently providing to our veterans!

Did I forget to mention that part?

Posted by: Traitor Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (riF5p)

228 The truth sucks at putting on its shoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (RwwCT)

229 "The truth and five bucks will get you a nice cup of coffee at Starbucks."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (8ZskC)
.............

Also get you Podesta's e-mail.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (HgMAr)

230 We here at the NYT are not just the truth, we're the enhanced truth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (Nwg0u)

231 I'm surprised every parakeet in NYC hasn't committed suicide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)

232 The NYT is falling and failing, so they are trying to make themselves relevant again while doing the virtue signaling thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (fDdVG)

233 the truth pushed grandma over the cliff

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (FZYNt)

234 Tell a little truth with many lies...

Posted by: Ronnie James Dio at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (ewSN2)

235 Ryan just explained why his bill stinks: Because We Wouldn't Be Able To Pass It Otherwise
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"Like all good compromises, our bill is deeply, deeply compromised right from the start."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (PXbkt)

236 @Methos

It's too early for despair.

Sure, hold his and your rep's feet to the fire but let's see where the repeal ends up, not where it starts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (0wojp)

237
In other words, Ryan just admitted this bill was designed to pass the same way most of John Boehner's bills passed in the House -- with majority Democrat support.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (JuvA7)

238 Truth is like thinking about Russell Brand on top of Katy Perry. It's ugly, so we don't go there.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (TppKb)

239 "If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."

--
William Tecumseh Sherman

Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (3Xxpy)

240 Fur Oil is available on Amazon, if you'd care to support Ace and the blog via the Amazon link.

Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (DMUuz)

241 The truth doesn't stick its hand down the back of its pants and then smell its fingers.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (0i9eW)

242 The truth is out there!

No! Not in the NYT! That would be IN there! I said out there! Dammit! You think if I could have just picked up the Times for the truth, I'd have wasted all these years in a basement and chasing wacky shit?

Posted by: Fox Mulder at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (71OEY)

243 We publish 80 pages of lies while the truth is still putting on its shoes.

The NYT

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (7ZVPa)

244 That's why he didn't include a provision to buy across state lines -- because it wouldn't pass.





Posted by: Soothsayer 45

Senate rules don't allow in Phase I.

Have to wait for Del Boca Vista Phase II.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (ZFUt7)

245 231 Luckily,we can't read.We just shit on it.
Sal the Parakeet

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (r/0kC)

246 Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (3Liv/)

You know it , but thankfully strategic wise, I don't think Trump supporters do or accept. I want Trump to succeed in general and if he loses any of his supporters it will of course be more difficult.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (5M4cQ)

247 Lies take you out to a bar, buy you drinks and applaud when you sing karaoke. The truth draws on your face with magic marker while you're passed out drunk.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (8ZskC)

248 Truth is like thinking about Russell Brand under Katy Perry. We don't go there either.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (TppKb)

249 Truth is fur oil.

Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (HgMAr)

250 I've lived my entire life without fur oil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)

251 "I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are."

--
William Tecumseh Sherman

Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (3Xxpy)

252 http://pge.sx/2mnoAvs
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Hunter Biden and estranged wife call truce in divorce war
So he won't be called UncleDaddy/DaddyUncle?

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (y3aQB)

253 The truth rewinds VHS tapes before returning them to Blockbuster.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (0i9eW)

254 From the sidebar - screw that not saying anything nice! I've been waiting for that traitorous bitch Lynn Stewart to die for at least 10 years now. FINALLY!

Chalk another win up to The Donald!

Posted by: Ozzy O. at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (KeRkT)

255 Ryan just said they crafted this bill to pass.



That's why he didn't include a provision to buy across state lines -- because it wouldn't pass.
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That's going to be news to folks who are convinced all the good stuff will be in phase 3.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (3Liv/)

256 Uncle Palpy is referring to making an obscene gesture towards me, unfortunately he has only one testicle, hence the singular (also called "the Popeye").



Aka, the Lance Armstrong, aka, the Hitler.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (4Ru5B)

257 The Truth went flaccid.

Posted by: Hillary Just Tottered Into The Room. at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (ndGCC)

258 Paul Ryan giving a good press conference blowjob.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (UOJLJ)

259 248 Truth is like thinking about Russell Brand under Katy Perry. We don't go there either.

the truth lies back and thinks about the Queen

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (FZYNt)

260 Apropos of nothing-



"Pravda" is Russian for "Truth".


Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (vZ9Fw)

261 Truth goes fifty yards down the block to Starbucks while lies go around the world. We value speed.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (TppKb)

262 Have we seen the Rand Paul bill yet?


Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (J5mC3)
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Why would I? He has already raised $18 million through 2016. Shouldn't that cover everything?

Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (SsblQ)

263 The Truth plays the organ down at the non-denominational church next to the school.

Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (2Mnv1)

264 the truth doesn't pay for porn

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (FZYNt)

265 219 Its shit like this that has me thinking that either the leftist media is filled with genuine insane people, or truly evil mofos.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)

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Why do you people constantly ignore me?

Posted by: The Word AND at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (mt8X9)

266 202. Bsg can't count - I've got both of my large, clanging nards, but he can see only one because Winona.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (XfAUP)

267 Trump can only sign what the experienced, principled, conservative bulwarks in Congress send him.

They had no problem sending similar legislation for Obama to veto. I wonder what's changed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (/f1mm)


The dog finally caught the car.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (X6fMO)

268 Ace, send this post to the NYT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (fDdVG)

269 I've lived my entire life without fur oil.

Truth is slippery.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (TppKb)

270 "All The News That's Fit To Print"

And WE decide what's "fit".

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (zoehZ)

271
Let me guess, phase 2 comes after the 2018 election, and phase 3 comes after the 2020 election.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (JuvA7)

272 Do they sell fur-burger oil on Amazon? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (iKuGK)

273 244. You trying to say I'm not good enough for your retirement community?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (XfAUP)

274 the truth lies back and thinks about the Queen
Posted by: The New York Times


Oh my~!

Posted by: zombie Freddy Mercury at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (4YGWz)

275 Paul Ryan giving a good press conference.
............

What shade of nipple rouge is he wearing?

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (HgMAr)

276 Do they sell fur-burger oil on Amazon?
------------------------------
No. they shelved the plans to carry that.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (SsblQ)

277 What's few million dead for a couple of bucks got to do with anything ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (nQHw/)

278 From Drudge, nuns are feuding with Katy saying she's old her soul to Satan.

Buy low, sell high, I always say.

Posted by: Satan at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (X6fMO)

279 266.

......is.....occupied with the other.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (XfAUP)

280 249 Truth is fur oil.
Posted by: Emma Watson
====

This whole discussion isn't really doing anything for me, Hermione.

Now, Emma Stone. There's a beaver I'd like to hear more about.

Posted by: Normal Heterosexual at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (PXbkt)

281 Trump can be steered in the right direction on this.I think he actually listens to thebase.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (r/0kC)

282 Teh nyt (I refuse to give it capital letters) is as far from the truth as their liberal/prog/jurno/coastal echochamber ass could be.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (hMqvx)

283 We're truthy. Not dumb like everybody says. We're truthy and we want respect.

Posted by: The New York Fredo at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (eXSOZ)

284 The truth is important NOW more than over the last eight years, where admittedly it wasn't nearly so important...

Posted by: Friend of Andrew at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (dwVep)

285 Three Things The NYT Avoids At All Cost

Posted by: The Way, The Truth, And The Life at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (ndGCC)

286 The Truth always Supersizes it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (0wojp)

287 "You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad."

--- James Mattis, truth warrior

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH)

288 That's why he didn't include a provision to buy across state lines -- because it wouldn't pass.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45


I'd really like to know why it wouldn't. Whose dick would it crimp?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (4YGWz)

289 Truth is I have a fat ass.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (HgMAr)

290 Is it in yet?

It would be if it didn't keep sliding off in the wrong direction! Can you unclench a little or something?

Wrong hole, you idiot! That's not it!

WTF do you expect with this furry slip and slide you made!

~ Stuff Emily Watson's neighbors have to listen to

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (71OEY)

291 Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
===

But, but...all the clickbaity sites say she is totes hot! No way they can be wrong!!!

Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (BDZWU)


And if you say you wouldn't hit that, you're lying.

So the ONT tells me.

Posted by: Satan at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (X6fMO)

292 You can waterproof a set of boots with some good fur oil.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (UOJLJ)

293 Potatoes Can Grow on Mars

https://phys.org/news/2017-03-indicators-potatoes-mars.html




Hmmm.

..."The God Potato of Mars".



Genius!

Posted by: naturalfake is channeling Frank Herbert at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (vZ9Fw)

294 Truth is inconvenient. We ought to know.

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (ZO497)

295 The Truth knows Gordon is Alive!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (0wojp)

296 The Truth, the Truth, the Truth is is on fire!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (0wojp)

297
NY Times - We are to the truth what Jack the Ripper was to prostitutes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (493sH)

298 Regarding the sidebar on Terahertz, I'm not sure why it's described as a "wide range of lower frequencies". I'd consider those frequencies to be pretty darned high.

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (eAZVt)

299 Now, Emma Stone. There's a beaver I'd like to hear more about.
Posted by: Normal Heterosexual

now that's something I can get behind

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (FZYNt)

300 Trump can only sign what the experienced, principled, conservative bulwarks in Congress send him.

They had no problem sending similar legislation for Obama to veto. I wonder what's changed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (/f1mm)

The dog finally caught the car.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
*****

(thump) Yipe! Yiiiipe! Yiiiiiipe!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (+aCe4)

301 The Truth wears nerd glasses, shops at Whole Food and drives a Prius.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (1BQGO)

302 Yeah, well, the truth...is...like...your opinion, man!

Posted by: Jeff Lebowski at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (RwwCT)

303 Let me guess, phase 2 comes after the 2018 election, and phase 3 comes after the 2020 election.
---
Phase 2 is executive branch stuff, in theory undoing rules and regulations that were done in the name of obamacare. As these were all things the executive was free to make up on its own, I *think* it doesn't depend on Rename and Repackage (and could already be happening).

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (3Liv/)

304 The truth is hard.

Peter North is hard.

Cate Blanchett's moral compass points North monthly.

Therefore, Cate Blanchett uses The New York Times for feminine hygiene.

Posted by: It All Makes Sense Now at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (0i9eW)

305 The truth is fake but accurate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (Nwg0u)

306 they left out:
"The truth cannot be found in the New York Times."

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (tyaIS)

307 Ryan is saying, in effect, government takes the pre-existing/high risk pool over. Insurance companies don't have to price that group into premiums.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (ZFUt7)

308 No no, you don't understand. It actually saves money in the long term. The vaginal use of fur oil can cure or prevent many diseases, the treatment of which can cost many, many times what the fur oil itself costs.

But we're not mandating the use of fur oil - that would be Obamacare. What we're saying to women is that if you use fur oil on your vaginal region, we'll give you a refundable tax credit for that. And to incentivize you to keep using fur oil, we're authorizing insurers to charge you an extra 30% premium penalty for any year in which you discontinue or fail to maintain a vaginal fur oil regimen.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (3OAG2)

309 Truth is often in the wrong places, but with all that fur oil it's hard to tell.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (TppKb)

310 280
249 Truth is fur oil.

Posted by: Emma Watson

====



This whole discussion isn't really doing anything for me, Hermione.



Now, Emma Stone. There's a beaver I'd like to hear more about.

Posted by: Normal Heterosexual at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (PXbkt)

Hardwood floors. Maybe she uses Murphy's Oil Soap?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)

311 Good grief. Drudge.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)

312 >>> From Drudge, nuns are feuding with Katy saying she's old her soul to Satan.
......

Satan was robbed! Everybody know that white people ain't got no soul!

Heeeeeaaaaaaay!

Posted by: James Brown at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (71OEY)

313 We're good enough.
We're smart enough.
And, pinch a loaf, people like us.

Posted by: NY Times Ad Campaign 2.0 at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (4YGWz)

314 I've lived my entire life without fur oil.

Dum vivimus vivamus!

Posted by: "Oscar" Gordon at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (DMUuz)

315 People and organizations that are known to be truthful don't spend advertising money to tell everyone that they are truthful.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (7ZVPa)

316 Ryan: Step 3 is additional legislation for all the other stuff (state lines, and so on) *not* related to the existing law.

Full repeal never happens.

Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.


The truth is they need 8 more R Senators which they could theoretically get in 2018. The real truth is they'll blow it. The appalling truth is we'll never know if they fail because they like it or they're just losers.

The actual truth is electing Trump was choosing bankruptcy court over civil war.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (8J/Te)

317 240 Fur Oil is available on Amazon, if you'd care to support Ace and the blog via the Amazon link.
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (DMUuz)

Fur oil. Russell Brand. There, I went there.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (RD7QR)

318 The truth is, we really need some more subscribers.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (8ZskC)

319 Regarding the sidebar on Terahertz, I'm not sure why it's described as a
"wide range of lower frequencies". I'd consider those frequencies to be
pretty darned high.
---
Dude: this is a smart *military* blog.... science, OTOH, be hard, yo!


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (tyaIS)

320 >>> Hardwood floors. Maybe she uses Murphy's Oil Soap?
......

It's a floorwax! It's a dessert topping! It's a vaginal shaving balm!

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (71OEY)

321 important to remember that they believe their bullshit

Posted by: jihadi at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (I64i9)

322 Oh good. Dan Savage, anti-bullying warrior, sez "I fucking HATE Melania Trump."

(Newsbusters)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (PY9jH)

323 310. Bowling alley wax and a high-speed buffer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (XfAUP)

324 Hmmm.

..."The God Potato of Mars".

Genius!
Posted by: naturalfake is channeling Frank Herbert at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (vZ9Fw)


The Tubers of Mars

something in that...



Posted by: Edgar Rice Burroughs at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (CPk08)

325 "Fur oil": On an Ace post yesterday about the women's day it included a tweet about an article in which Emma Watson says she uses fur oil,"


Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.

Posted by: Benji Carver
****

Cute face. She'll be more attractive once she goes thru puberty and develops. /

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (+aCe4)

326 May I point out the utter fucking idiocy of posting these ads in NYC? Between preaching to the choir and lying in the face of those aggressive and hostile NYers that aren't the choir, what do they possibly hope to accomplish other than salving their own butthurt, er, ego?

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (eXSOZ)

327 NOT RUSSIANS!!!!!!

Posted by: The New York Times, c. 1932 at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (0i9eW)

328 Some stickers with Duranty info need to be stuck on these NYT ads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (IqV8l)

329 322 Oh good. Dan Savage, anti-bullying warrior, sez "I fucking HATE Melania Trump."

(Newsbusters)
Posted by: Jane D'oh

seriously, isn't this guys 15 mins already up?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (FZYNt)

330 271
Let me guess, phase 2 comes after the 2018 election, and phase 3 comes after the 2020 election.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (JuvA7)

=================

We're going to need 70 seats in The Senate before we can get this done ...

Posted by: The Word AND at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (mt8X9)

331 The truth is that WI and KY voters are among the most intelligent voters in the nation-NYT

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (UOJLJ)

332 The Gray Lady doth protest too much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (ZO497)

333 313 We're good enough.
We're smart enough.
And, pinch a loaf, people like us.
Posted by: NY Times Ad Campaign 2.0 at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (4YGWz)

This could be worded a little differently.

Posted by: Pinch Sulzberger at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (97XyN)

334 Truth is like thinking about Russell Brand under Katy Perry. We don't go there either.

Or like Marilyn Manson on top of Dita Von Teese.

**shudder**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (X6fMO)

335
That's going to be news to folks who are convinced all the good stuff will be in phase 3.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (3Liv/)


It could be this bill is going through under reconciliation which can only pretain to taxation and spending

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

336 "How much money would the Catholic church lose if their tax exempt status went away?"

In the Baltimore City/County area, the exposure to property tax liability would be devastating.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (J+eG2)

337
NY Slimes - We're too important to be bothered with the truth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

338 It could be this bill is going through under reconciliation which can only pretain to taxation and spending

Yup...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

339 Notice that the text is... left justified. Thank you, I'm here all week.

Posted by: boomstick at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (necvY)

340 Teh Turtle is now peeing on the idea of tax reform.


You know, what would help that situation out?

Repealing Obamacare and all the financial liabilities thereby involved, assholes!


Now, here's your bribe of a imperial gallon of the finest dried flies.

Go do your frikkin' job!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (vZ9Fw)

341 I remember when I thought Paul Ryan was hawt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)

342 I remember when I thought Paul Ryan was hawt.

Eddie Munster?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

343 86 [somebody splain the fur oil meme to me.

The truth rarely discusses Emma Watson's vulva.
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (TppKb)

So the truth is like the first rule of Fight Club?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (0i9eW)

344 Trump tweet, minutes ago...

Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!


/ no comment

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (ZFUt7)

345 important to remember that they believe their bullshit
Posted by: jihadi
---------

Moral imperatives are more important than truth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (ZO497)

346 Hardwood floors. Maybe she uses Murphy's Oil Soap?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM


That's covered as well. See the product description, where it states Fur Oil "can be used as frequently as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin".

As always, we here at AoSHQ embrace the power of 'and'!

Posted by: Gwyneth P., lifestyle guru at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (DMUuz)

347 314 I've lived my entire life without fur oil.

Dum vivimus vivamus!

---

she better be using Free Range Fur oil. Or the fur will fly!

Posted by: SJWs at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (PNcou)

348 "Cute face. She'll be more attractive once she goes thru puberty and develops. /"

I see the arc tag.

But for those playing our home game, she will be 27 years old next month.

She is about as developed as she is gonna get.



And I fear that applies to he mental capabilities as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (J+eG2)

349 341
I remember when I thought Paul Ryan was hawt.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
I still like his baby blue eyes...dreamy.

Posted by: IC at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (a0IVu)

350 298 Regarding the sidebar on Terahertz, I'm not sure why it's described as a "wide range of lower frequencies". I'd consider those frequencies to be pretty darned high.

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (eAZVt)

=================

Noticed that too. I assume they meant "wide range of lower wavelengths" ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (mt8X9)

351 That's going to be news to folks who are convinced all the good stuff will be in phase 3.
====

I guess you've got to pass phase 1 before you can find out what's in phase 3.

Sure, I can see that.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (PXbkt)

352 Fur oil. Russell Brand. There, I went there.

Don't ever ask for a date. Even if you're hot. Even if you're female. Even if you're Kate Upton's nymphomaniac twin sister. Which I'm pretty confident you're not...

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (TppKb)

353 what do they possibly hope to accomplish other than salving their own butthurt, er, ego?
Posted by: Sporkatus


Asked and answered, your honor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (4YGWz)

354 >>...what do they possibly hope to accomplish other than salving their own butthurt, er, ego?


Hush now.....the truth is hard to hear.
*sobs*

Posted by: NTY at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

355 240 Fur Oil is available on Amazon, if you'd care to support Ace and the blog via the Amazon link.

---

you must really have to squeeze the fur hard to get it

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (PNcou)

356 I missed "The truth is relative". That's the only one that The Failing New York Times could hang their philosophical hat on.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (0i9eW)

357 Truth is, thank goodness we've got wimmenz today.
I really need a sammich.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (HgMAr)

358 What they really mean is that the "truth" is something that they have a monopoly on and that's because the "truth" is what they say it is.

Someone with a giant clue bat needs to visit . . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (xVRrG)

359 I remember when I thought Paul Ryan was hawt.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)

I still like his baby blue eyes...dreamy.
Posted by: IC at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (a0IVu)



Oh, God. Yes!

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (vZ9Fw)

360 Posted by: Captain Obvious
====

Why are you hugging them, dude?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (PXbkt)

361 >>> Let me guess, phase 2 comes after the 2018 election, and phase 3 comes after the 2020 election.
......

Sarcasm aside, with all the goofy rules about what can get voted on when, their ridiculous schedule, and the seemingly inexhaustible supply of days off, holiday, retreats, recesses, etc., that would appear- one way or another- an accurate prediction.

Well... that and not a single one of these assholes has ever had any intention of repealing he largest influx of government graft and cash since FDR.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (71OEY)

362 More Media Truth:
Jorge Ramos on Tucker Carlson the other day.

He says "Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, whites, it is our country Tucker."


Hold on just a friggin' minute Kimosabe!!!

Posted by: Tonto at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (0tfLf)

363 "you must really have to squeeze the fur hard to get it"

Try our baby oil.


We use only the first pressing.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (J+eG2)

364 329 322 Oh good. Dan Savage, anti-bullying warrior, sez "I fucking HATE Melania Trump."

(Newsbusters)
Posted by: Jane D'oh

seriously, isn't this guys 15 mins already up?

Does he want to meet her in the Octagon?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (5M4cQ)

365 MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, HuffPo, ... Ev'ry body want ta get into the act! A-cha-cha-cha!

Posted by: Walter Duranty at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (vRcUp)

366 The appalling truth is we'll never know if they fail because they like it or they're just losers.

Objection, distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (9krrF)

367 The truth is, the Ukrainians adored their Uncle Joe

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (PNcou)

368 The truth isn't so obvious.


Which must be why they never can find it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

369 (That was cleaned up quickly... Nicely done.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (PXbkt)

370 Trump tweet, minutes ago...



Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along
great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful
picture!
----
I don't want a beautiful picture.

I want the canvas scrubbed clean.

And then left alone.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (3Liv/)

371 Ryancare Chaos is actually a good thing, we may not like the result but it will be the result of a whole bunch more debate than the last bullshit was.

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (TppKb)

372 .... science, OTOH, be hard, yo!
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM


Which is why we're always available to help you here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (DMUuz)

373
NY Slimes - The truth is, who are you going to believe us or your lying eyes and ears?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (493sH)

374 The truth plays a mean pinball

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (0i9eW)

375 That was cleaned up quickly... Nicely done.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton 

Who was that? I didn't see the name.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (ZFUt7)

376 That's going to be news to folks who are convinced all the good stuff will be in phase 3.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (3Liv/)

---

Just a warning, Phase IV is when the ants take over

Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (PNcou)

377 The truth is rarely simple. Like you idiots.

Just turn off your meth-addled stupid-brains and allow your intellectual superiors to provide you with truth analysis and meaning.

See? So much better. For everyone.

Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (lKcIL)

378 That's covered as well. See the product description, where it states Fur Oil "can be used as frequently as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin".

As always, we here at AoSHQ embrace the power of 'and'!
........

Unless it works on lace wigs, it's a AoSHQ non starter.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (71OEY)

379 This is the newspaper that has yet to disavow Walter Duranty's 1932 Pulitzer Prize. You know....one of their crack reporters who loved the truth so much that he lied about what Stalin was doing in Ukraine for years, just so that he could continue to tout the party line to unsuspecting Americans.

Sounds like a great guy! The kinda guy whose facebook posts I wouldn't have to get Zuckie to censor.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (vRcUp)

380 Who was that? I didn't see the name.
====

"Captain Obvious"

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (PXbkt)

381 "Walter Duranty's 1932 Pulitzer Prize. You know....one of their crack
reporters who loved the truth so much that he lied about what Stalin was
doing in Ukraine for years, just so that he could continue to tout the
party line... "
-----
And screw underage girls supplied by the Soviet government. Sick son of a bitch praising sick sons of bitches.

Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (8b+oT)

382 Truth is that small ball of lint that jumps under the couch-

when your 500 lb Uncle Frankie falls out of bed.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (vZ9Fw)

383 And FBN cuts away before we hear Ryan lie about 'repealing' the mandates which his plan NEVER, EVER repeals.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (3Liv/)

Meh, let Congress pass the "repeal that is not a repeal", and then let Trump veto it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (WDdjT)

384 We couldn't do anything when the Donks controlled both houses and the White House.

We couldn't do anything when we controlled both houses but not the White House.

Now we control both houses and the White House so we can compromise with the Donks!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)

385 I don't want a beautiful picture.

I want the canvas scrubbed clean.

And then left alone.


Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (3Liv/)


Tweet that back to him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (X6fMO)

386 "Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!"

"Talking to many groups" == Tower of Babel.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (noWW6)

387 I guess you've got to pass phase 1 before you can find out what's in phase 3.

Sure, I can see that.

---

Phase 5 is right out

Posted by: Brother Maynard at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (PNcou)

388 Ryancare Chaos is actually a good thing, we may not like the result but it will be the result of a whole bunch more debate than the last bullshit was.
Posted by: JEM


I think, after hearing him explain, it's basically single payer for some, a vibrant competitive system for the rest of us.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (ZFUt7)

389 So the NYT is touting truth.

And CNN has a reporter eating actual human brains for a segment...



Well, alrighty then.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=328655

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)

390 I did some research.

Fur oil for pubic hair comes in a line of three products:
Fur Oil
Stubble Cream
Ingrown Concentrate

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)

391 Our papers preserve the forests-NYT

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (UOJLJ)

392 336
"How much money would the Catholic church lose if their tax exempt status went away?"



In the Baltimore City/County area, the exposure to property tax liability would be devastating.





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (J+eG2)

I would be surprised to see any church's tax exempt status go away. It may end up being a fight all the way to the US Supreme Court, but it won't go away.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (jxbfJ)

393 Unless it works on lace wigs, it's a AoSHQ non starter.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM


"It's an amazing all-purpose product."
-- Emma Watson

Posted by: Shep at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (DMUuz)

394 Hack from MSNBC show went to CPAC and typed himself up an awesome expose' of TROOF and COMEDEE in capturing a live nazi with a live nazi hair cut.

mileskahn
If you didn't witness the glory of @michaelsrubens at CPAC last night on @FullFrontalSamB, do yourself a favor: https://youtu.be/lHYftiISnxo



... turns out:

@meg_kelly16
When @iamsambee makes fun of your brother for having "Nazi hair." He actually has stage 4 brain cancer, but whatever floats your boat.



Wah-wah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (4YGWz)

395 Phase VII is Charleton Heston on the beach.

"You idiots! You blew it all up!"


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (lKcIL)

396 And CNN has a reporter eating actual human brains for a segment...



Well, alrighty then.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=328655
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)




*whistling innocently*

Posted by: Kuru Prions at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (vZ9Fw)

397 And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou vote out the unHoly Pinhead. Then shalt thou count to three phases, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of phases thou shalt count, and the number of the phases shall be three. Four phases shalt thou not count, neither count thou two phases, excepting that thou then proceed to phases three. Phase Five is right out! Once the number three phase, being the third phase, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy reconciliation Bill of Ryan towards thy ACA, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Posted by: Brother Maynard at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (PNcou)

398 Big Mooch buys the shit by the gallon.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (HgMAr)

399 Trump tweet, minutes ago...

Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are ***talking to many groups***and it will end in a beautiful picture!
......
.
Experiment: give multiple groups a paintbrush and ask them to repair a painting of Christ and you'll end up with something that makes Ecce Mono look like a Botticelli.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (71OEY)

400 81 - Uncle Palp. Glad to see someone else knows what the hairy eyeball is. First time I said that in front of my husband he was quizzical. And so was everyone else in this place I moved to 40 years ago. They have had their vocabularies expanded in more than a few ways since I moved here - and vice versa. I know the difference now between *y'all* and *all y'all.*

Posted by: cfo mom at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (RfzVr)

401 The New York Times wouldn't know truth if it bit them.

Which is surprising, as it bites them constantly.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (MZcWR)

402 "It's an amazing all-purpose product."
-- Emma Watson


It's a dessert topping AND a pussy oil!

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (TppKb)

403 153 The truth was more important in 2008 but we stuck our heads up our asses.
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (TppKb)

How else are you going to chek your moral compass? Duh!

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (0i9eW)

404 Gasoline is good for ingrowns and bugs.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (UOJLJ)

405 There are some of us who will not like the future.

http://tinyurl.com/z8xpuak


Me?

I'm looking forward to the sex robots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (J+eG2)

406 How often you have to change fur oil?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)

407 The net earnings are hard.

The net earnings are hidden.

The net earnings are necessary.

The net earnings cannot be manufactured.

The net earnings are under attack.

The net earnings are more important now than ever.


The New York Times.


Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (8b+oT)

408 the truth is, we;re all updating our resumes

Posted by: NYT reporters at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (PNcou)

409 Bottle of fur?

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (7HtZB)

410 "I remember when I thought Paul Ryan was hawt."

I remember when the refrain from some on the right was how Ryan was going to use his AMAZING MATH POWERS to convince Americans to get rid of Obama.

http://tinyurl.com/oswxmah

And I thought at the time, geez, they're relying on this approach to win over a nation full of innumerate voters who hated math class? Yeah, that's gonna work out for the best.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (noWW6)

411 I did some research.
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM


THIS is the kind of teamwork, disregard for personal safety, and bon homme that makes The Horde so outstanding!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

412 How often you have to change fur oil?

-
Keep checking the dipstick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

413 How often you have to change fur oil?

Every six thousand strokes, or whenever it smells burnt.

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (TppKb)

414 Samantha Bee is a vile,bitter,unfunny scrunt.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (r/0kC)

415 an: Step 3 is additional legislation for all the other stuff (state lines, and so on) *not* related to the existing law. Full repeal never happens. Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.
=====

For those of us older than 7, we remember quite well 'build the dang wall'.

Do the repeal first. Then and only then mitigate some consequences, if possible.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (MIKMs)

416 397 And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou vote out the unHoly Pinhead. Then shalt thou count to three phases, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of phases thou shalt count, and the number of the phases shall be three. Four phases shalt thou not count, neither count thou two phases, excepting that thou then proceed to phases three. Phase Five is right out! Once the number three phase, being the third phase, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy reconciliation Bill of Ryan towards thy ACA, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Posted by: Brother Maynard at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (PNcou)

Skip a bit, Brother.

Posted by: Arthur, King of The Britons at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

417 Brother Maynard
==================
Well spoken. Well stated.

Posted by: fletch at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (xVRrG)

418 So ,typical left wing woman.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (r/0kC)

419 Phase VII is Charleton Heston on the beach.

"You idiots! You blew it all up!"


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (lKcIL)



Phase I in which Doris get her oats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (493sH)

420 406
Depends on the services schedule and the type of filter used.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (UOJLJ)

421 Pretty sure you only get fur oil from clubbing baby seals. While they're nursing. It's the only way.

Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (8b+oT)

422 "Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture! A ROTHKO!"

Posted by: D Trump at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (PNcou)

423 The net earnings are hard.

And what else is new?

Posted by: Carlos Not Very Slim at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (TppKb)

424 The Truth was knocked out in the first by Mike Tyson at Trump Plaza.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (cCsPW)

425 Bottle of fur?

Posted by: josephistan



Tried it. Doesn't rhyme that well.

Posted by: Billy Joel at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (4YGWz)

426 I think what the Times is trying to say is that certain truths are so important that they justify lying, even if those lies lead to injustices, wrongful convictions, or deaths.

Ex. men have oppressed women for centuries, so it's ok to wrongfully convict a male college student of rape.

If the truth about terrorism were published, it would trigger a backlash. And any way, western civilzation deserves terrorism because of the crusades.

I'm not *defending* this. I'm just endlessly fascinated by how liberals are able to rationalize *anything*.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (vRcUp)

427 406 How often you have to change fur oil?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)

=============

Every 3000 inches or 6 months ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 12:37 PM (mt8X9)

428
How often you have to change fur oil?


When it starts to smell like fish oil you're overdue

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 12:37 PM (lKyWE)

429 This virtuous list of truths really reminds me of Obama.
This is something he would do as a serial liar. Come back and say the exact opposite of what he did or was going to do.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (Ivjge)

430 "Paul Ryan"

Power corrupts. I remember when I thought W was a good President who was out muscled by RINOs and Democrats. W didn't have to run for office anymore and let the mask slip.

Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (K2SnJ)

431 The truth is we're really pro-Mexico because we're majority owned by a really wealthy Mexican.

The New York Times.

Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (8b+oT)

432 We have a 20 year plan to repeal Obamacare with the first phase scheduled to kick in 2018 with 2% reduction of subsidies every year for 10 years. Then the phase out of some other things really kicks in the year 2028 and by 2036 we will have the health care system restored. This is a bold plan that will help all Americans.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (1BQGO)

433
Tweet that back to him.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (X6fMO)

I don't do Twitter, but any and all of you are welcome to borrow that response.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (3Liv/)

434 Allen Drury had a character in his Advise and Consent novels, columnist Walter Dobius, a sort of one-man stand in for everything that was wrong about the media. Frequently wrong, never in doubt.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (aa1K7)

435 "How often you have to change fur oil? "

You using a synthetic?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (J+eG2)

436 Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (3Liv/)

---
i just tweeted that back to Trump for you...

for whatever good that will do.

maybe if enough people do, it'll register...

can't hurt, might help.

https://twitter.com/redc1c4/status/839893937640759296

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (tyaIS)

437 The truth is we're really pro-Mexico because we're majority owned by a really wealthy Mexican.

The truth is we're told what to say and we say it, because our kids' private school matters more than the truth.

Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (TppKb)

438 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
===

To them, information is merely a weapon . To be modified and slanted in a way that damages the target and protects home base.


They are post-truth.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (lKcIL)

439 Pretty sure you only get fur oil from clubbing baby seals. While they're nursing. It's the only way.
......

Well, for the top end stuf that celebrities use. You can also get it from milking the cat to feed puppies, then microwaving the puppies on high for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (71OEY)

440 >>Every 3000 inches or 6 months ...


That's funny.

We had a friend who was a total slut and we used to joke that the only unit of measurement she was comfortable with was the Cock.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (XbFDI)

441 I think, after hearing him explain, it's basically single payer for some, a vibrant competitive system for the rest of us.
---
Single payer for the portions of the market with unlimited expenses, paid for by the taxpayers using the vibrant system.

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (3Liv/)

442 I'm not *defending* this. I'm just endlessly fascinated by how liberals are able to rationalize *anything*.
=======================
the tyranny of relativism.

The truth is whatever anyone wants it to be, (as long as they agree with me . . .)

With that rule operating at your core, you have to be pretty facile at avoiding real truth.

Posted by: simplemind at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (xVRrG)

443 So, are they saying that Truth has been a stranger to The New York Times ?

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (e8kgV)

444 So i'm guessing you get fur oil by drilling a beaver.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (PNcou)

445 You using a synthetic?/i]

Our fur oil lasts twice as long.

Posted by: Amsoil at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (TppKb)

446
50 Ryan: Step 3 is additional legislation for all the other stuff (state lines, and so on) *not* related to the existing law.

Full repeal never happens.

Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.

Obamacare is NEVER repealed.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (3Liv/)


----------------

Just spitballing here and by no means saying it's how the GOP is playing this, but wouldn't a phased implementation of a repeal preclude a lot of the predicted backlash by the leftists and areas of squishy RINO politics? A repeal that's not called a repeal.

Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)

447 On Obamacare , I'm reluctantly in the "chip away at it" camp

We don't have the votes to just shitcan it

To me the only alternative is have a real repeal vote, get the republicans that won't back it on the record and watch it fail, and then just let the system crash on its own

Meanwhile watching my premiums continue to inch towards a mortgage payment for a $5500 deductible

Posted by: Jonestown at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (j57YP)

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (TppKb)

449 Fur oil makes the crank go faster.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (UOJLJ)

450 I understand Katy Perry due to her figure (i.e., huge rack). Also, Beyonce is pretty when not making making weird, angry faces. But Watson, not seeing it.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (OD2ni)

Meh. Watson easily passes the crackers test.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (0i9eW)

451 Set phasers on reconciliaton

Posted by: James T Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (PNcou)

452 Fur oil fights Stiction. Which is the True Enemy.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (XbFDI)

453 Chelsea Clinton gives her daughter spinach pancakes.

http://tinyurl.com/hmstpmw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

454 406 How often you have to change fur oil?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)


Same guidelines as for any other crankcase lubricant.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (CPk08)

455 >> Beyonce is pretty when not making making weird, angry faces.



You are kidding, right?

She's fugly.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (XbFDI)

456 The truth doesn't sell newspapers.

Posted by: Not That Chuck at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (Ct+ig)

457 We had a friend who was a total slut and we used to joke that the only unit of measurement she was comfortable with was the Cock.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (XbFDI)


You have her number? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (X6fMO)

458 454 406 How often you have to change fur oil?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)

Same guidelines as for any other crankcase lubricant.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (CPk0


More frequently if you tend to ride the clutch.

I dunno what that means as a naughty allegory but it sounded funny in my head.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (yL25O)

459 Just spitballing here and by no means saying it's
how the GOP is playing this, but wouldn't a phased implementation of a
repeal preclude a lot of the predicted backlash by the leftists and
areas of squishy RINO politics? A repeal that's not called a repeal. Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)
=====

Let's leave the stinking bandaid in place because the rot underneath is too nasty to contemplate.

Repeal first; mitigate later.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (MIKMs)

460 Fur oil works great. Just don't get it on your compass.

Posted by: Eskimo at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (ZYNmu)

461 This is probably an old, revived NYT promo and when you remember that truth translates to "Pravda" in Russian, it makes much more sense.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (IifAT)

462 435 "How often you have to change fur oil? "

You using a synthetic?

---

after 50,000 strokes try some Slick Clitty!

Posted by: Pep Boy at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (PNcou)

463 Single payer for the portions of the market with unlimited expenses, paid for by the taxpayers using the vibrant system.
====

Yeah -- to make this work financially, the charity "single payer" system would have be bad enough that nobody would willingly go on it, even if cost them thousands of dollars a year to stay on private insurance.

Is Medicaid bad enough to qualify? Would it need a VA-style system of separate hospitals?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (PXbkt)

464 Jorge Ramos has a bad case of manifest destiny. See if his constituents want a country as shitty as Mexico (literally shitty) that also has cold winters. Once they take over their ETB cards won't work.

Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (K2SnJ)

465 Fur oil is also excellent in the rear end.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (UOJLJ)

466 Someone needs to deface these with a big, red, spray painted "LOL".

Posted by: Heralder at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (kcI/m)

467 "but it sounded funny in my head."

Might have to shift the speakers to cut down the reverb.


I had to hang mental tapestries to finally get the sound right.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (J+eG2)

468 Long amd frustrating day. When I get outta here, I'm gonna smoke all the cigarettes and drink all the booze....

Hell, I might even mug somebody, just for old times' sake.

**uses key to carve the icon of a flayed hobo into the paint on the banana buggy.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (GBq9h)

469 A little philosophy 101:

The truth doesn't take sides
The NYT does take sides
Therefore
The NYT is not the truth

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (2aX9r)

470 Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (tyaIS)


Cool! Thanks!

Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (3Liv/)

471 Our sensors have detected enhanced interest in one of our products. In the interests of truth, you may visit our product page via the link in the 'Posted by:"

Posted by: Fur Oil Social Media Response Team at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (DMUuz)

472 Fur oil is also excellent in the rear end.

But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (TppKb)

473 And CNN has a reporter eating actual human brains for a segment...
----

Tastes Like Chicken

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (y3aQB)

474 If you're using a gold dildo, you can use one of those oil test kits for metal content.

Posted by: Anon at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (zEM3F)

475 You have her number? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (X6fMO)


---

thanks

Posted by: MPPPs new friend at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (PNcou)

476 The Democrats and the RINOs want to keep Obamacare taxes that really just started kicking in. Obamacare is a money grab disguised as a public good.

Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (K2SnJ)

477 So i'm guessing you get fur oil by drilling a beaver.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (PNcou)





Theodore Cleaver: Gee Wally, why is Mr. Rutherford looking at me like that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (493sH)

478 You know what The New York Times needs? Avagina. Then they would have a place to keep a moral compass. And a cell phone.
Posted by: Cate Blanchett


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITAL ORGANS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ASSESSING THE MERITS OF MORAL ARGUMENTS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLIBERGER at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (vRcUp)

479 Fur oil is also excellent in the rear end.

But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.
Posted by: JEM


Don't forget to tighten your lug nuts.

Posted by: Billy Joel at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (4YGWz)

480 But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.
Posted by: JEM
-----------

Contain abrasive, for sensitivity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (ZO497)

481 And CNN has a reporter eating actual human brains for a segment...



Is that regulated by the FDA or the USDA?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (4Ru5B)

482 Shop rags should be used to clean up excess fur oil.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (UOJLJ)

483 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITAL ORGANS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ASSESSING THE MERITS OF MORAL ARGUMENTS.
====

They can give you a pretty accurate read on political disputes, though.

Posted by: Schaden Boner at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (PXbkt)

484
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITAL ORGANS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ASSESSING THE MERITS OF MORAL ARGUMENTS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLIBERGER at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (vRcUp)


I still don't get it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (CPk08)

485 Is Medicaid bad enough to qualify? Would it need a VA-style system of separate hospitals?
---
make *everyone* use the VA system.

maybe it would get fixed...

naw, WTF do i think i'm kidding?

i'd love it if Congress had to use it though.

fuckers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (tyaIS)

486 Obamacare Pretty much every government program is a money grab disguised as a public good.

Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (K2SnJ)

==============

Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (mt8X9)

487 Do you have to steam the old oil out first?

Posted by: Gwyneth, of the steamed clam at March 09, 2017 12:49 PM (J+eG2)

488 Posted by: BEN ROETHLIBERGER at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (vRcUp)

Never not funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 09, 2017 12:49 PM (RwwCT)

489 "Thanks," WowPromo.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:49 PM (3jGss)

490 Fur oil is also excellent in the rear end.

It's good for your universal joint, as well.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (X6fMO)

491 Fur oil is also excellent in the rear end.

But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.
Posted by: JEM

Don't forget to tighten your lug nuts.

---

I'm smelling a hit record! And pussy.

I'm thinking Guatamaula!

Posted by: David Lee Roth at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (PNcou)

492 Shop rags should be used to clean up excess fur oil.
Posted by: Under Fire
----
Oil-Dri.
I buy it by the 25 lb. bag.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (ZO497)

493 328

Add a fancy barcode sticker that directs to a website that tells the truth about Walter. it wouldn't looks out of place

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (5Uq5D)

494 Just for grins and giggles, try to imagine the developer of Fur Oil appearing on Shark Tank.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (J+eG2)

495 I am not a fan of the Healthcare Bill being discussed, but Tucker Carlson coming out against the revocation of the Obamacare 4% Capital Gains tax, last night, pissed me the fuck off.

He is, apparently, just another media bitch.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (XbFDI)

496 "Cute face. She'll be more attractive once she goes thru puberty and develops. /"

I see the arc tag.

But for those playing our home game, she will be 27 years old next month.

She is about as developed as she is gonna get.



And I fear that applies to he mental capabilities as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
****

You are right on both counts.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (+aCe4)

497 671 @657

Copyright law is one of exceedingly few areas that I don't mind being heavy handed. If Disney can milk the mouse until the end of time, I really don't have a problem with that.

There are limits and a good arguments to be had but, in general, I am not much of a fan of declaring anyone's work "public domain" because of a calendar. My stuff does not become your stuff because of the date. Screw you. Make your own stuff or pay me.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (71OEY)

====================

Went away and saw this comment that I thought was worth responding to.

If I take a book off of a shelf, copy out every word of that book, and place the book back on the shelf, I have not stolen a "thing" but "stolen" an idea.

Copyright protection is an invention of government to provide temporary monopoly on creative works to the author. There is evidence that long copyright protection actually decreases overall creative output in a society. And that's without even considering who the author is.

Who's the author of Mickey Mouse? Walt Disney, not the Disney corporation. The corporation legally owns the copyright, but it was the work of an individual person who did it. Walt Disney has been dead for decades and people who had no hand in the creation of Mickey Mouse continue to make money off of it because the government punishes people who use Mickey Mouse without Disney's permission.

That's...pretty gross in my view.

So, you may not care the Mickey Mouse keeps making money almost exclusively for Disney, but the guy who wants to wear a Mickey Mouse costume to entertain kids but can't because Disney will sue the hell out him? Yeah, he's being hurt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (mC1ZI)

498 "This is the newspaper that has yet to disavow Walter Duranty's 1932 Pulitzer Prize."

http://www.nytco.com/new-york-times-statement-about-1932-pulitzer-prize-awarded-to-walter-duranty/

Posted by: hodor at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (CAGgf)

499 Fur oil is also excellent in the rear end.

---

does wonders for the squeakhole

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (PNcou)

500 The real truth makes things hard for us
We have hidden the truth
Our spin must beat honest reporting to the truth
Our platform allows us to drown things out
We oversimplify when it sells the lie
We require you to believe something nonobvious
In fact we need it
It's not glossing over if it's a paragragh on pg. 34A
We have an agenda
We now manufacture "I can't believe it's not truth!"
We take sides
We endorse both Communism and Progressive Blue (R)
We have not completed Kubler-Ross with the truth
We'd really like to punch you
People believing we're truth gives us influence
Soon the kulak truth will be shot, on its knees
How dare you say we're not truthful I can't even
We'll harm you, bitch
I'm for serious this is NOT the time

Posted by: The New (Paraphrased) Times at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (eXSOZ)

501 Pretty much every government program is a money and power grab disguised as a public good.

Posted by: Ok

Fixed more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (ZO497)

502 I've lived my entire life without fur oil.

That's why we're here, ma'am. To inform, educate, and alert you to the needs you didn't know you had.

Posted by: Don Draper at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (DMUuz)

503 The list reeks of being crowd-sourced by 7th-grade girls.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (3jGss)

504 Just for grins and giggles, try to imagine the developer of Fur Oil appearing on Shark Tank.



"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (4Ru5B)

505 So did the NYT have to write that 100 times on the chalk. board as punishment ?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (2aX9r)

506 does wonders for the squeakhole
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (PNcou)

-----

If you oil it.... does it still squeak??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

507
'Hey mom, no kissing blow jobs on the first date.'

Chase Financial commercial -- rewritten for accuracy

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:53 PM (ZFUt7)

508 494 Just for grins and giggles, try to imagine the developer of Fur Oil appearing on Shark Tank.

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Now which shark would like to give it a try now?

Posted by: developer of Fur Oil at March 09, 2017 12:53 PM (PNcou)

509 "i'd love it if Congress had to use it though. fuckers."

Even if they were forced into the VA, the system would rapidly adapt to provide them with superior specialized personalized medicine.

As an embittered former squid pointed out to me, while Our Betters go to Bethesda Naval Hospital when they fall ill, the care they receive there is entire galaxies removed from what ordinary USN enlisted receive in naval hospitals elsewhere.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 12:53 PM (noWW6)

510 >>> 447 On Obamacare , I'm reluctantly in the "chip away at it" camp

We don't have the votes to just shitcan it
.........

I don't buy that for a second. They sent a full repeal bill to Obama... with the full knowledge that he'd veto it so Obamacare was never in danger. They could send the same bill to Trump, but that would call their bluff.

There are more Rs in congress now. The truth is that they don't want to repeal it and never did. That should have been obvious once everyone started tacking on the "replace" part and blindingly obvious when they started talking about "saving" all the "popular" parts.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (71OEY)

511 If you oil it.... does it still squeak??
Posted by: fixerupper
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Leave me out of this.

Posted by: The Wheel at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (ZO497)

512 >>If you oil it.... does it still squeak??


No. Sounds more like the Wind sweeping across the Plains.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (XbFDI)

513 does wonders for the squeakhole
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (PNcou)

-----

If you oil it.... does it still squeak??
Posted by: fixerupper



Not with our "Money back, no questions asked!" guarantee.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (4Ru5B)

514 >>>**uses key to carve the icon of a flayed hobo into the paint on the banana buggy.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (GBq9h)

Hey, keep your own scorecard!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (98RO2)

515 I'm smelling a hit record! And pussy.
I'm thinking Guatamaula!
Posted by: David Lee Roth at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM


It will need more cowbell.

Posted by: The Bruce Dickinson at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (DMUuz)

516 "Now which shark would like to give it a try now?"
L


*Looks at the short QVC hottie*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (J+eG2)

517 494
I like your product and exctied about your distribution plan

Posted by: Mark Cuban at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (UOJLJ)

518 21 That ad just reeks of patchouli.
Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (VndSC)

503 The list reeks of being crowd-sourced by 7th-grade girls.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (3jGss)

We used the same verb! Jinx.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (3jGss)

519
150 Former Vatican Spox Denies Rumors That Pope Benedict XVI Resigned Under Duress

Obama Admin Pressured???

My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (3J/LN)

Let's start with a splashy RICO investigation into the pedophile priest coverup and work from there...

Posted by: DOJ Revenue Enhancment Team at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (FtrY1)

520 I like Andrew Klaven's formulation " The New York Times (a former newspaper)"

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (eGPQr)

521
There's no second term for Trump without the 'Repeal' part of 'Repeal and Replace'. It's his 'read my lips' moment.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (ZFUt7)

522 Congressional Republicans and Senators want the Credit for a Repeal Act while saving the Revenue Streams and Influence that come from Obamacare.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (XbFDI)

523 *senses marketing opportunity*

Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (NBHj5)

524
There are limits and a good arguments to be had but, in general, I am not much of a fan of declaring anyone's work "public domain" because of a calendar. My stuff does not become your stuff because of the date. Screw you. Make your own stuff or pay me.
Posted by: Damiano


Then you owe someone's family all of your money and earnings for fire, thrown rocks, and farting under the covers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (4YGWz)

525 Again, if it's not repealed then the next bunch of people who know how to "fix" it with better skittles and ponies will fix it with their preferred skittles and ponies.

I'm guessing no one getting free sh*t has to worry about accepting free sh*t levels of care, though.

Step 1: If you're not paying, you see a nurse.
Step 2: If you're not paying, you must get a referral to an emergency room.
Step 3: If you're not paying, you can't sue when a nurse you aren't paying for misses a guess and your lifetime of cigarettes and Maury Povich catches up with you at 52 years old.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (/f1mm)

526 I don't buy that for a second. They sent a full repeal bill to Obama... with the full knowledge that he'd veto it so Obamacare was never in danger. They could send the same bill to Trump, but that would call their bluff.

There are more Rs in congress now. The truth is that they don't want to repeal it and never did. That should have been obvious once everyone started tacking on the "replace" part and blindingly obvious when they started talking about "saving" all the "popular" parts.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (71OEY)


I would love for somebody to get that nickelfucker Ryan live in studio and say just that to his lying face. Call him straight out as a corporate whore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (X6fMO)

527 Just for grins and giggles, try to imagine the developer of Fur Oil appearing on Shark Tank.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Ok, but what would happen if their pitch started to flag, and then they pulled out the secret weapon:

"And our spokesperson will be ... HERMIONE GRANGER!!!"

That would start a bidding war.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (vRcUp)

528 Isn't Fur Oil a band?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (m3iiU)

529 516 "Now which shark would like to give it a try now?"
L


*Looks at the short QVC hottie*

**** pouts ****

Posted by: Mark Cuban at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (PNcou)

530 There's no second term for Trump without the 'Repeal' part of 'Repeal and Replace'. It's his 'read my lips' moment.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
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The GOPe co-opted and diluted The Tea Party. I sense the same thing happening again.

Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (NBHj5)

531 *senses marketing opportunity*
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM


I thought you only worked with top ends?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (DMUuz)

532 Former Vatican Spox Denies Rumors That Pope Benedict XVI Resigned Under Duress

Obama Admin Pressured???

My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?
Posted by: Ian S





Not Obama, but I could buy whomever was running him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (4Ru5B)

533 Sean Spicer up.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (ZFUt7)

534 Some stickers with Duranty info need to be stuck on these NYT ads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (IqV8l)

^^^this^^^

Sabo needs to open a branch plant in NYC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (WDdjT)

535 521
There's no second term for Trump without the 'Repeal' part of 'Repeal and Replace'. It's his 'read my lips' moment.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (ZFUt7)

Which is ridiculous if he accomplishes 90% of the rest of his agenda.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (5M4cQ)

536 and fur oil is made in Germany and you know the German's make good stuff.

Posted by: Vince at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (UOJLJ)

537 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (WuRdh)

538 So if there was a clean "full repeal" bill, you think it would pass this Congress?

I don't, they barely got Cabinet appointments through.

Maybe a full repeal needs to be voted on to show everyone what we're dealing with

For the record, I want a full repeal, I'm just afraid an all or nothing approach means we end up with nothing

I can't deal with another decade of ObamaCare

Posted by: Jonestown at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (5pTn5)

539 514. I'm a generous guy. What can I say?

**mag-dump into nearest smurf's legs and feet.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (OmAV8)

540 *senses marketing opportunity*
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM

I thought you only worked with top ends?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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We work in any of the dark nether regions.

Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (NBHj5)

541 http://bloom.bg/2mq5LJF
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Trump Woos Lawmakers With Flattery and White House Bowling

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (y3aQB)

542
Which is ridiculous if he accomplishes 90% of the rest of his agenda.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (5M4cQ)


I was never keen on Trump, but frankly, I'd settle for about 30% of his agenda. The older I get, the lower the bar....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (CPk08)

543 Nood people!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (4Ru5B)

544 >>>14 *cough*

I believe the AOS Stylebook dictates that it's written as "The Failing NY Times."

Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (J5mC3)

New Nork Times?

Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (3jGss)

545 Isn't Fur Oil a band?

Olive Oyl's slutty sister.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (X6fMO)

546 Trumpcare is DOA.

He cannot get the Tom Cotton types to back it. Nor will those that side with Rand Paul.

The squishes like Cory Gardner won't vote for any change to Obamacare, so there's a for-sure loss of about 4 senators.

And no dem will vote for any R-sponsored legislation, no matter what. The D side is a bloc.

Trump ought to just say fuck it and let Obamacare crash and burn.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 09, 2017 01:02 PM (U6f54)

547 498 "This is the newspaper that has yet to disavow Walter Duranty's 1932 Pulitzer Prize."

..link redacted

Posted by: hodor at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (CAGgf)


Weasely-assed evasions and self-serving bullshit. Fcuk the NY Times with a red-hot fireplace poker.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 01:03 PM (kPGdd)

548 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (CPk0

Maybe not only 30%!if it doesn't include an agreeable Obamacare overhaul but yes, somewhere close to that would satisfy me also.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 01:03 PM (5M4cQ)

549 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (mC1ZI)
Copyright/patent and trademark have been intentionally muddied. There's a reason that very early in our development as a nation we safeguarded both.

Trade secrets have been in existence since antiquity, and with innovation in information technology (inclusive of the printing press), it is (and was then) fairly effortless to make off with any kind of idea development. It's not *new* to conceive of an idea as something tangible with material worth to someone which can suffer dilution, and the entire mechanism by which a creator can obtain value for creating depends on *some level* of protection.

It's law, yes, but basic trade law akin to substance adulteration law. Easy to take too far, but not wrong in concept. A situation with no means to profit from innovation has limited value in innovating. This reflects that it is possible to create an immaterial item with cost of material goods and labor. So yeah, temporary monopoly due to innovation or creative work is absolutely kosher, but my read is that there must be meaningful connection to that innovation. If everyone involved is dead and gone, it's *idiotic*.

Trademark, on the other hand, is more of a reputation law kind of thing. I'm okay with Disney enforcing a degree of *trademark* protection, and that can continue generationally as with any business imprimatur, but what has happened is that Disney has obtained copyright protections over matters that should be trademark only.

Do I think that the character of Mickey Mouse needs to be public domain, fully? Not so sure. Do I think that use of Mickey Mouse as an emblem on a set of cartoons (creative works) released into the public domain is any dilution of that trademark? No. Nor any derivative work. Anything that does not plainly and explicitly misrepresent Disney or the ownership of the trademark is fair play, my view.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 09, 2017 01:06 PM (eXSOZ)

550 546 Trumpcare is DOA.

He cannot get the Tom Cotton types to back it. Nor will those that side with Rand Paul.

The squishes like Cory Gardner won't vote for any change to Obamacare, so there's a for-sure loss of about 4 senators.

And no dem will vote for any R-sponsored legislation, no matter what. The D side is a bloc.

Trump ought to just say fuck it and let Obamacare crash and burn.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 09, 2017 01:02 PM (U6f54)
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That is sort of how I am seeing things unfolding also. The problem is, what mileage can Republicans get by continuing to run against Obama care if they can't even repeal it when they have every branch of government?

Meanwhile, during this high-stakes game of poker, people like me are seriously looking to opting out of health insurance altogether and going into something like a health care ministry for my family.

But just as long as the people that pay nothing for their healthcare still get their free shit, because those are the people that put the Republicans in office

We don't dare want to upset the huge block of Medicaid voters that might not vote Republican next election.

Posted by: Jonestown at March 09, 2017 01:06 PM (j57YP)

551 Phase I in which Doris get her oats
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (493sH)

I believe Two Of Us got that reference

Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 01:09 PM (0i9eW)

552 The NY Times is in a romantic relationship with the Truth; that is - they fuck with the truth a lot.

Posted by: An Observation at March 09, 2017 01:11 PM (GSbH+)

553 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (mC1ZI)

Excellent, reasoned response.

I still disagree. Going with your example, Walt (the man) created Mickey. He also chose to trademark it under his company. He could have done it personally but chose not to. So, it's a company asset that, prior to his death, Walt ran and held the majority stake. Following that, he left it to his family. For me, that is not much different than buying some land, building a house on it yourself, and leaving it to your wife and children. They, of course, can keep it, leave it vacant, or sell it and turn it into cash. The death argument, IMO, is the same as saying that the house become public domain after death and anyone who wants to can live there, rent free.

This, of course, is more complex than just Walt and his family. Since Mickey's creation, thousands of people invested in Walt (the man) and his creations, both privately and publicly. In exchange for their capital, they were given shares in the hopes that they could benefit from future value. They bought something virtually worthless and, by benefit of their capital, it grew exponentially in value. Many of those people left their shares to family. I believe in protecting that faith, risk, and value.

I agree that there are further complexities and there probably needs to be some limitation at some point (ex. I self publish a book, die, and it becomes a giant hit and I have no heirs... should people be denied access to the book on the sole basis that there is no one left to pay? Probably not. I can see that, perhaps, becoming "public domain").

Again, I respect the counter argument but placing limits on how, when, or for how long someone can profit from their intellectual, time, and monetary investment sounds too much like, "Sooner or later, you've made enough money" to me. Even if I could conceive of a situation where that statement could be valid, the absolute last judge and arbitor I would want is the government.

We make laws and elect people on the false assertion that government is a disinterested, neutral party. Nothing could be further from the truth. If it were, we'd have no such concept of "career politician" and the net worth of politicians would not unfailingly increase exponentially in line with their time in office, committee assignments, and seniority.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 01:15 PM (71OEY)

554 "Weasely-assed evasions..."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 01:03 PM (kPGdd)

Granted, but the posted "yet to disavow" led me to think they'd simply ignored this stain on their record. Never hurts to show all the cards when looking to discredit the NY Times.

Posted by: hodor at March 09, 2017 01:19 PM (CAGgf)

555 @ Posted by: Sporkatus at March 09, 2017 01:06 PM (eXSOZ)

Extremely well stated. My view is still a bit more extreme in on protections than you illustrated but, as I mentioned, i think there is some room for negotiation.

Your illustration of property rights, I think, gets to the core. My opinion is that someone either owns something (and can profit by it to its maximum potential, sell it, burn it, or do nothing with it, entirely at their own discretion) or they cannot. If not, then you end up with all the ills of communism. So as not to just play labels, communism works- if you're willing to accept sharing the lowest common denominator, equal shares of scarcity, decline, and make exemptions for someone to oversee it. From the perspective of being in poverty and no ability or willingness to take risk or do better, I can see the appeal for some. I just disagree and prefer to accept the consequences and potential rewards of risk and freedom.

You make another excellent point about the correlation of innovation and property rights. I agree. I will go further, in line with my earlier argument, and extend those rights to heir, families, and stakeholders.

Unless I combine atoms to make it, build a factory to package it, and take on risk to produce and distribute it, I consider air to be public domain. If it occurs in nature without the assistance or intervention of man, it's public domain. I still object to public domain and government domain being synonymous, even with government as an arbtor, until such time as government can be detached from and not profit by acting in its own interests.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 01:30 PM (71OEY)

556 The truth makes us change our headlines two months after they were published.

Posted by: MWTexas at March 09, 2017 01:36 PM (0dmP2)

557 The truth is our allergy.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 09, 2017 01:36 PM (EYwhF)

558 >>>339 Notice that the text is... left justified. Thank you, I'm here all week.
Posted by: boomstick at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (necvY)

It's also bold-faced.
Like lies.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 02:11 PM (3jGss)

559 >>>Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (tyaIS)

Good job.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (3jGss)

560 The truth is out there.

Posted by: Agent Mulder at March 09, 2017 03:21 PM (z+wFT)

561 Someone should write in Sharpie above their logo:

'Truth just isn't found in the New York Times *'

* Google Will Duranty


Thanks for remembering Duranty's lies and the NYT complicity, CBD

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at March 09, 2017 06:40 PM (Gim9y)

562 Why don't they just run a Missing ad for truth while they're at it.

Posted by: venus velvet at March 09, 2017 08:42 PM (g94P/)

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