Media & Blue Checkmark Mafia Have Daily Freakout, This Time Over... Kellyanne Conway's Couch-Oppression By Foot-Privilege

Wait now, you already did.

The National Laughingstock's Chris Cilizza, who often promotes these silly Blue Checkmark Mafia panics, this time tries to... distance himself from his lunatic brethren, and shouts something like "WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS." (I don't have the quote handy -- something like that. On the last day of the month, I've finally run out of my allotment of free National Laughingstock articles.)

1. Who is "we"? Are you speaking for your whole media tribe? Do you think of yourself this way, as part of a guild whose members should be on guard for other guild members' behavior? Or do you think of yourself as an individual? It's kind of an important question, given loyalties to what considers his in-group.

2. In speaking of "we," do you confess the media is of a nigh-unified mono-consciousness? Do you plan to do anything to reform that, or just keep on with the same failed regime?

3. Obviously, a lot of your media guild members are not better than this, otherwise you wouldn't have to shriek. Like a girl. Why can't you just admit they fall short and are emotionally-spastic partisans?

And:

4. Shut the fuck up. You are definitely not better than this. This is what you are, Stupid. Read the tedious shrieking (a contradiction in terms, but I think an accurate one) that vomits out of your insipid clickbait shitrag every single day.

This is your comfort zone. This is your speed.

This is where you live.

You're nothing but clickbait, chickbait, and #Fakenews, all day long.

Posted by: Ace at 07:58 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (LTHVh)

2 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (LTHVh)

3 They didn't seem to care when Monica lewinsky was on her knees in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (6fdgQ)

4 Are we gonna have an open thread for the speechifying at 8?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (eDc0r)

5
Thirston Howell the III!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (aaHY9)

6 What do the ettes think about this whole thing?

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (BO/km)

7 9 not 8. My bad. Excited I guess

Posted by: Jaimo at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (eDc0r)

8 Cilizza's article this morning was titled "'The Kellyanne Conway on the Couch Controversy' is so incredibly dumb".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (gIRsn)

9 Something stupid that the media would suppress for Democrats is the WURST*SKANDUL*EVAR for Trump.

And they wonder how we know they're biased.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

10 john gabriel had a tweet like, "How dare Kellyane Conway sit so rudely in Bill Clinton's DNA!"

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (8rNrN)

11
What are "the Keys" to victory tonight for President Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (aaHY9)

12 Don't care but I hope she took her shoes off before jumping on the couch.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (eDc0r)

13 I can't believe I actually posted 'First'.

I AM BETTER THAN THIS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (LTHVh)

14 The Patriarchy judges a woman for kneeling on the sacred yellow couch in a dress. But it's ok to judge her because she works for Trumphitler, or something.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (Zd2ZF)

15 >>.4 Are we gonna have an open thread for the speechifying at 8?

at 9.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (8rNrN)

16 Progressives, desperately playing the 'gotcha game' in retaliation for all their own screw ups, and failing badly.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (Dru0V)

17 I mean from my viewpoint it looks a little provacative not that that's a bad thing or anything.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2017 07:57 PM (BO/km)

18 What are "the Keys" to victory tonight for President Trump?

He needs to get a hat on a hat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:57 PM (LTHVh)

19 Don't care but I hope she took her shoes off before jumping on the couch.
-----
she didn't. There is another picture where she is leaning forward to frame a picture on her 'phone.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (Dru0V)

20 Clock management will also be important.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (LTHVh)

21 I was going to say "slutty" but "provocative" sounds more sophisticated.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (BO/km)

22 That's not who we are.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (ANIFC)

23 15 >>.4 Are we gonna have an open thread for the speechifying at 8?

at 9.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (8rNrN)

At 3.

Posted by: A Hawaiian at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

24 and NO TURNOVERS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (LTHVh)

25 I came.

Posted by: Memories at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (mwcEF)

26 No compromise on immigration. Ever. Surely Trump knows this.

Posted by: Jmel at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (ahbrq)

27
Here's how President Trump needs to play this thing tonight:

All he has to do is go into the People's House Chamber tonight and remember one thing: He's got Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Florida, Indiana, and Iowa standing With Him.

All those other Shits in the room don't mean shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (aaHY9)

28 20 Clock management will also be important.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 07:58 PM (LTHVh)

I got this.

Posted by: Andy Reid at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (ANIFC)

29 This is the worst Trump scandal since Trump's last scandal.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

30 Every lefty site I looked at today is betting on Trump giving amnesty to illegals in exchange for building the wall in tonight's speech.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (le7jz)

31

"Tendentious" might be the word you are looking for instead of "tedious." Although screeching can get tiring to listen to and hence tedious.

Posted by: imp at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (XIXZz)

32 KellyAnne is a pollster--one thing she must know is how freaked out The Left would be to see Trump court their given 12% advantage in elections.

That's what might be subliminally bugging the media.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 08:00 PM (fi5nC)

33 Compare to Barky with his feet on the desk.

Posted by: hambone at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (3hIZX)

34 Lately, Ace seems to have his extra snarky snark going on.

The Media and Democrats have become such ludicrous targets, but, hoy bowdy, are there yucks to be had?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (S6Pax)

35
Just goes to show that they have (channels Sgt Schultz) Nuthing, NUTHING!

Posted by: TheSev at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (Av8i6)

36 Trump should come out and sign an Executive Order designating 'La La Land' as Best Picture.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

37 When that whole Obama put his feet on the desk no one said anything. They have nothing after that.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (a7IXj)

38
and NO TURNOVERS.

Yes, and No Turnovers!

No Compromises. No Turnovers.

Do. Not. Give. The. Ball. To. The. Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (aaHY9)

39 whole = ahole

Posted by: Patrick Henry at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (a7IXj)

40 15 >>.4 Are we gonna have an open thread for the speechifying at 8?

at 9.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (8rNrN)

---------

It's 8 CST, you time zonist!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2017 08:02 PM (kTF2Z)

41

RE: What Trump will have to deal with during his speech tonight:

"Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!!!"

Posted by: imp at February 28, 2017 08:02 PM (XIXZz)

42 What, no pics of Barry's Muslim Brotherhood buddies chilling on the couch?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:02 PM (PY9jH)

43
President Trump has something going for him and he best not forget it: American Working Class People.

The Republicans have....their lobbyist masters.

Democrats have... fringe groups of malcontents and parasites.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:03 PM (aaHY9)

44 Oh, for fucks sake!!! She was trying to take a picture for someone and got caught checking the picture while still on the couch. If you took a bunch of pictures of photographers taking pictures you would see them in weird places and in awkward positions. Maybe someone could make a living just taking pictures of people taking pictures.......

Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (JNDQi)

45 42 What, no pics of Barry's Muslim Brotherhood buddies chilling on the couch?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:02 PM (PY9jH)

Didn't Kanye or Jay-Z put his feet up on the desk, too?

Posted by: Andy Reid at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)

46 Tell us how you really feel, Ace.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (3Vlkn)

47 When that whole Obama put his feet on the desk no one said anything. They have nothing after that.
Posted by: Patrick Henry

Obama and Holder are such sustaining schmucks.

Now that he is no longer Prezzident, is it alright to wish a rock falling from the sky would squish him flat? And Holder too?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (S6Pax)

48 Well said, Ace!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

49
Keep digging that hole, Lefties. Keep digging.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)

50 Its hilarious, people are finding all sorts of pictures of Michelle Obama with her shoes on the couch.

This is just the dumbest kerfluffle ever, and I love it because it makes the press look stupid and petty. And the more of that we have, the less people trust them when they report other things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (39g3+)

51 Isn't there a Star Trek episode where Kirk and the landing party laugh at the villain, who loses all his mojo? That's what the MSM needs.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (VzYOf)

52
btw, is the Clinton Globulin Foundation under investigation or what??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (aaHY9)

53 47
Now that he is no longer Prezzident, is it alright to wish a rock falling from the sky would squish him flat? And Holder too?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (S6Pax)

In the form of a RICO investigation? Sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

54 President Trump has something going for him and he best not forget it: American Working Class People.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:03 PM (aaHY9)

He had better not forget that illegals have NO RIGHT to be in this country and cannot be allowed to stay. Period. End of story.

I have been very disappointed that he has allowed Barky's illegal, un-Constitutional, anti-American DREAMer EO to continue on. There's really no excuse for that, at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (zc3Db)

55 Does the sofa have a name? The Indomitable Sofa?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (W8bn5)

56 Conway is too savvy to have done that other than on purpose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (eeTCA)

57 I don't know if I'll make it through the whole speech.

Was wide awake at 3:30 a.m. Finally took a third melatonin to be able to sleep.

And yay, dental appt. tomorrow for bi-annual toof cleaning with chatty lib hygienist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:05 PM (PY9jH)

58 Maybe someone could make a living just taking pictures of people taking pictures.......
Posted by: lindarising

Sounds like.....FAKE NEWS to me.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (S6Pax)

59 If the Left loses even some of the black vote--there aren't enough hippies...

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (fi5nC)

60 CNN reports (a leaker) someone working near the East wing may have tinkled on a toilet seat.

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (WHVu+)

61 Looks like Trump called the old Tampa 2 gibby jap monkey fuck! Hard to defend.

Posted by: Jon Gruden at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

62 LOLWUT?

Posted by: The Resolute Desk at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (pbkWd)

63 Do you think of yourself this way, as part of a guild whose members should be on guard for other guild members' behavior?

Classic and brutal, ace.

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (q177U)

64 Kellyanne, without trying, looks hot AF in those pics.

She's sexier now than when she was Kellyanne Fitzpatrick and didn't have four kids.

I love this woman

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (DPSv/)

65 Isn't there a Star Trek episode where Kirk and the landing party laugh at the villain, who loses all his mojo? That's what the MSM needs.

We won't .. kill ... today.

Posted by: James Kirk at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (LTHVh)

66 And yay, dental appt. tomorrow for bi-annual toof cleaning with chatty lib hygienist.

Eat a clove of garlic in the waiting room. She'll be brief, and terse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

67
I dreamed last night that President Trump reenacted the scenes from both The Untouchables and The Godfather Part III (with the helicopter).

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:07 PM (aaHY9)

68 Does the sofa have a name? The Indomitable Sofa?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

It's .....THE COMFY CHAIR!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2017 08:07 PM (S6Pax)

69 >>What, no pics of Barry's Muslim Brotherhood buddies chilling on the couch?

Nope, just Jay-Z and Beyonce in the Situation room, Tony Hawks skateboarding down the halls of the West Wing, and Michelle and Jimmy Fallon doing calisthenics in some fancy WH room (forget this one).

That Obama, he totally respected the "Peoples House," as Michelle was so fond of saying.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:07 PM (NOIQH)

70 It's as if...as if, she's a side of beef.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:07 PM (eeTCA)

71
CNN reports (a leaker) someone working near the East wing may have tinkled on a toilet seat.

Piker!

Posted by: Al Roker at February 28, 2017 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

72 Looks like Trump called the old Tampa 2 gibby jap monkey fuck! Hard to defend.

Jet Sweep left, with a backside Georgia Reverse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:08 PM (LTHVh)

73
remember also: The Gorsuch Wars begin in the next few days, (I think).

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:08 PM (aaHY9)

74 If the Left loses even some of the black vote--there aren't enough hippies...

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 08:06 PM (fi5nC)
They can always vote multiple times unless DJT cracks down on that.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at February 28, 2017 08:08 PM (Zd2ZF)

75
MFM: You know who else put her feet on the furniture? Eva Braun, that's who!!! Do the math! Connect the dots!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:09 PM (auHtY)

76 These media outlets get so tiresome. If or when the SHTF, they will be cowering like the sniveling little amoebas they are. I will almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

Posted by: Infidel at February 28, 2017 08:09 PM (ByNzS)

77 Who were the bints pictured jumping up and down on the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom? Did the media wee-wee over that?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 08:09 PM (ogcyU)

78 Hitler used to put his feet on the couch ALL THE TIME!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:10 PM (APQfM)

79 CNN reports (a leaker) someone working near the East wing may have tinkled on a toilet seat.

That's worse than rape rape!!

Posted by: Leftist Feminista at February 28, 2017 08:10 PM (zc3Db)

80 Savage beat this silly when he was on. I got so tired of it I turned him off.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at February 28, 2017 08:10 PM (+tRIN)

81 Normal people must see this as ridiculous, right?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 28, 2017 08:10 PM (+eR2D)

82 Mooch bragged to Oprah, right after Barry was crowned, that they held Wednesday night cocktail parties that sometimes involved conga lines (I kid you not). She giggled, "Some things have been broken."

Chicago grifters in the house.

I'm sure, however, no one *ever* smoked weed or did blow there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (PY9jH)

83 The kerfluffle started with a photo of Conway on the couch looking at her phone. the presumption was she had her shoes OFF and was hanging out during a meeting.

Apparently the photographer who took the picture was perfectly welcome at this meeting, but not Conway, according to the brain trust including people like Talcum X.

Then it was shown that she was taking pictures and looking at them, with shoes on, and it turned into "OMG she has her SHOES ON THE COUCH!!!!1!1!!"

Which was met with images of Obama's shoes on the 137 year-old resolute Desk, an American treasure and gift from Queen freaking Victoria herself. And pictures of Michelle Obama with her shoes up as well.

Basically the left looks like idiots, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (39g3+)

84 78 Hitler used to put his feet on the couch ALL THE TIME!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:10 PM (APQfM)

Glass coffee table and someone who was incontinent?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

85 Old Billy Boy was spraying his essence all over the Oval Orifice.

(crickets).........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (5VlCp)

86
Was last week surreal or what?

We had the Fake News crying and defending their use of fake sources.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (aaHY9)

87 50
This is just the dumbest kerfluffle ever, and I love it because it makes the press look stupid and petty. And the more of that we have, the less people trust them when they report other things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (39g3+)

Not only that, but as someone pointed out earlier today, it made a photo go viral showing Trump hosting dozens of officials of black colleges in the Oval Office. Which kind of puts a dent in the "Trump is racist" meme.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

88 TFG putting his feet on the actual desk was no problem, but this is a scandal? Try again, media.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (5dOnv)

89 Normal people must see this as ridiculous, right?

Normal people are at home cooking meth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (LTHVh)

90 I have to say: I love ace in this post-election mode.

Ace, I know you don't love having to cover every last nuance of the endless primary season and craptastic election season, but you do it with spirit.

But when you get to just pick your preferred targets from the news cycle, you are in absolute peak form. It's a joy to behold.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (yL25O)

91 When I saw the picture I tried to tilt my head to see if I could get a better look.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (bKxiT)

92 82 Chicago grifters in the house.

I'm sure, however, no one *ever* smoked weed or did blow there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (PY9jH)

10,000 years and all the disinfectant in the galaxy could not expunge the contamination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)

93 These media outlets get so tiresome. If or when the SHTF, they will be cowering like the sniveling little amoebas they are. I will almost feel sorry for them. Almost.
Posted by: Infidel

Never EVER feel sorry for them. They want to wreck your life, my life and the lives of everyone that we might hold near and dear. The want some kind of inspired revolution to overturn the governance of the United States. They thought that they had that with Barry Soetoro Hussein Obummer, but he was just not that motivated. They were SURE they had it with Hillary Clampett, but then, SHE LOST!

They want a boot on your face or on your neck, forever.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (S6Pax)

94 Wait .. did I say normal? I meant Florida people are home cooking meth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (LTHVh)

95 Not only that, but as someone pointed out earlier today, it made a photo go viral showing Trump hosting dozens of officials of black colleges in the Oval Office. Which kind of puts a dent in the "Trump is racist" meme.

Not if he asked them to sing 'Camptown Ladies.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

96 4. Shut the fuck up. You are definitely not better than this. This is what you are, Stupid. Read the tedious shrieking (a contradiction in terms, but I think an accurate one) that vomits out of your insipid clickbait shitrag every single day.

Ah ... memories. My Old Man gave me a similar talk back in the day.

It was a chit. A chit-chat implies two-way communication. This talk wasn't like that.

I love that old dude. I really hope he caps a big one next weekend. I really do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (fiGNd)

97 Bernie is on CNN beclowning himself as usual

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (APQfM)

98 CNN reports (a leaker) someone working near the East wing may have tinkled on a toilet seat.

Pshh, amateurs

Posted by: EPA workers at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

99
Breitbart : Trump tease "open to compromise on immigration reform.

This is the Trump that I feared. He lays down a marker and then plea bargains to a lessor charge.

We don't need negotiated deals. We need the progressive party neutralized politically and no longer relevant to politics.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (Dru0V)

100 Turns out not only is Paolo a bit grabby-hands, he's also playing for the other team.

"WASHINGTON (WJLA) - A London man has been indicted on federal charges of kidnapping a Georgetown University student in January in Washington, D.C.

Paolo Aldorasi, 34, of London, was arrested by the FBI's Seattle Field Office in SeaTac, Washington on Friday, Feb. 24, on a criminal complaint filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (4YGWz)

101 A big pepperoni!

Posted by: Chris Pizza at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

102 Trump should come out wearing a pussy hat.

And then ask "does this make me look serious? Do you believe me now because I am wearing this stupid hat?"

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (HV1LS)

103 I don't think Trump is going to get all squishy on immigration before the midterms. On the other hand Golden Scalp Weasel has no fucks to give, he's hard to predict.

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (q177U)

104 That couch was aboard the Indefatigable. It swam ashore when the ship sank. It can handle Kellyanne.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (eeTCA)

105 95 Not only that, but as someone pointed out earlier today, it made a photo go viral showing Trump hosting dozens of officials of black colleges in the Oval Office. Which kind of puts a dent in the "Trump is racist" meme.

Not if he asked them to sing 'Camptown Ladies.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

Did he serve fried chicken and watermelon? /s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

106 Never interfere with your enemy as he struggles to defeat himself.

Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:14 PM (Oeb2k)

107 Michelle and Jimmy Fallon "working out" in the Blue Room at the WH:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098167/
Michelle-Obama-invites-TV-host-Jimmy-Fallon-White-House-gym-session.html

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)

108 These complaints are by the people who voted for the First Vagina President whose only accomplishment was not divorcing a man who literally sprayed his semen onto the furniture in the same office while sexually assaulting a female employee who was making far less than 78% of his annual salary, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 08:14 PM (/f1mm)

109 Not only that, but as someone pointed out earlier today, it made a photo go viral showing Trump hosting dozens of officials of black colleges in the Oval Office. Which kind of puts a dent in the "Trump is racist" meme.

Something that would probably have never been even seen without this, I agree. Which is probably why Cilizza was trying to get people to shut up about it.

The left's response? Uh, they are just tokens! Its just a photo op! Pay no attention to that bill he signed!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:14 PM (39g3+)

110 Normal people are at home cooking meth.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

How did YOU know that?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (S6Pax)

111 Why can't you just admit they fall short and are emotionally-spastic partisans?
---

I think the phrase you're looking for is "immature disordered histrionics."

/gotta invest in pharmaceuticals asap

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (J5mC3)

112 Tony Hawk skateboarding in the WH:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=7890671page=1

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (NOIQH)

113 106 Never interfere with your enemy as he struggles to defeat himself.
Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:14 PM (Oeb2k)

Keep fucking that chicken fits better on a fortune cookie, nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

114 For contrast, KENNEDY FUCKED AN INTERN IN THE WHITE HOUSE POOL.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

115 They want a boot on your face or on your neck, forever.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative

Heh, I said almost. Must be stoic in front of grand kids. Inside I might possibly be giddy.

Posted by: Infidel at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (ByNzS)

116 I appreciate the strategy. "Throw everything at the wall and see what sticks". It worked in 2012. The left is tenacious. If they can win over even one bozo, they'll do it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (W8bn5)

117 Yeah, no one exhibited more respect for the White House than Barry, Mooch and their rapper friends.

So glad Mooch is no longer sleeping in a house "built by slaves."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (PY9jH)

118 117 Yeah, no one exhibited more respect for the White House than Barry, Mooch and their rapper friends.

So glad Mooch is no longer sleeping in a house "built by slaves."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (PY9jH)

Now she has them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

119 Oh gawd.

Supposedly Melissa Milano tweeted to Kellyanne--

"Come on--do better!"

Ya--this is the same crowd that was okay with Bill Clinton getting a blow job under the Oval office desk while on the phone talking to the Senate and House majority leaders.

Clinton who also jacked off in George Stefasnuff's desk drawer.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (fi5nC)

120 Not if he asked them to sing 'Camptown Ladies.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

"I hired you to repeal Obamacare, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (ogcyU)

121 >>>I'm sure, however, no one *ever* smoked weed or did blow there.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S SARCASM

Posted by: CAPS LOCK at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (q177U)

122 Not only that, but as someone pointed out earlier today, it made a photo go viral showing Trump hosting dozens of officials of black colleges in the Oval Office. Which kind of puts a dent in the "Trump is racist" meme.
Not if he asked them to sing 'Camptown Ladies.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

Yup....remember that M.A.S.H episode where Henry Morgan, before he became Col.Potter, played a nutjob General who asked the black copter pilot to sing a few bars of "Mississippi Mud"?

"When the sun goes down and the tide goes out"....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (5VlCp)

123 Keep fucking that chicken fits better on a fortune cookie, nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

I don't think people want to read about chicken fucking while they are eating Chinese.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (zc3Db)

124
It just occurred to me that Ace was a Tim Pawlenty Man just 5 years ago!

Now Ace is a Man's Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (aaHY9)

125 Chicago grifters in the house.

I'm sure, however, no one *ever* smoked weed or did blow there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:11 PM (PY9jH)

Reggie: Oh there was A LOT of blowing going on. *giggles*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (auHtY)

126 I appreciate the strategy. "Throw everything at the wall and see what sticks".

Yeah they did it for 6 years against President Bush and finally it stuck with Hurricane Katrina.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (39g3+)

127
Not only that, but as someone pointed out earlier today, it made a photo go viral showing Trump hosting dozens of officials of black colleges in the Oval Office. Which kind of puts a dent in the "Trump is racist" meme.
--

"We are the Great and Powerful Media. Do not look at the black men in the picture. Do NOT look at the black men!"

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (J5mC3)

128 Bernie is on CNN beclowning himself as usual
Posted by: #neverskankles

Is he shouting at the sky, with an onion on his belt?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (S6Pax)

129 Throw it at the wall and see what sticks!

Posted by: President Bill Clinton at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (/f1mm)

130 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)

131 112 Tony Hawk skateboarding in the WH:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=7890671page=1
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (NOIQH)

30 years ago, the most famous skateboarder in the world was Tony Hawk. Today, the most famous skateboarder in the world is still Tony Hawk. Something tells me there's not much of a future in becoming a professional skateboarder

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (ANIFC)

132 >>How did YOU know that?

He's from Alabama. Everyone in Alabama cooks meth. It's a known fact.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

133 Levin has been freaking out on Trump since 6:06 pm.

I am not yet ready to start screaming that he sold us out.

Trump already has said he is not going after the "Dreamers" and if that is all he is saying then that is not motion.

Let's see what he has to say first.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (HV1LS)

134 Trump should come out like Apollo Creed did in the first Rocky movie.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (qJhUV)

135 123
I don't think people want to read about chicken fucking while they are eating Chinese.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:16 PM (zc3Db)

"Meh, no biggie."

- - The Donner Party

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

136
Yeah they did it for 6 years against President Bush and finally it stuck with Hurricane Katrina.
---

Bush wouldn't fight back. Polite beta male WASP.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (J5mC3)

137 Tim Pawlenty seems like someone from the last century.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (LTHVh)

138 Yup....remember that M.A.S.H episode where Henry Morgan, before he became Col.Potter, played a nutjob General who asked the black copter pilot to sing a few bars of "Mississippi Mud"?

Its in your blood boy, let it out!

That was a hilarious episode, one of the few before it got really annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (39g3+)

139 Chris Matthews is positively gleeful about his post-speech midnight Hardball special guest lineup: Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Bradley Whitford, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (3Vlkn)

140
Isn't that funny?

Look at the choices we had to live with just a few years ago. Pawlenty, Romney, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (aaHY9)

141 Am I the only one who looked at the picture and could not see her feet or whether she had shoes on or not? Seems to me that it would not be something that you would do with heels on stabbing your nether yaya.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (6Ll1u)

142 130 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)

I'd be happier if you did, toots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

143 Trump should come out like Apollo Creed did in the first Rocky movie.

Nice. Pointing at Schumer 'I WANT CHEW!'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (LTHVh)

144 Today, the most famous skateboarder in the world is still Tony Hawk. Something tells me there's not much of a future in becoming a professional skateboarder

Yeah those X Games really took off huh? I guess there are only so many ways you can ride on that stupid half pipe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (39g3+)

145 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)

Go to the damned basement. We have a dear friend here whose house was blown to pieces during TS Hermoine. And they didn't have a basement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

146 139 Chris Matthews is positively gleeful about his post-speech midnight Hardball special guest lineup: Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Bradley Whitford, etc.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (3Vlkn)

Too bad no one is going to see it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

147 Chris Matthews is positively gleeful about his post-speech midnight Hardball special guest lineup: Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Bradley Whitford, etc.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Low IQ bunch. Stupid

Where's Al Franken? He should be there too.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (S6Pax)

148 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...
Posted by: Tami

Go on, get to safety.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (39g3+)

149 "I don't wanna go to the basement"

Me neither.

Posted by: Joey Ramone at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (/f1mm)

150 I'd be happier if you did, toots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

It's barely raining!
Ok, but I'm taking my bottle of wine!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

151 The National Laughingstock's Chris Cilizza, who often promotes these silly Blue Checkmark Mafia panics,

Blue Cheesecake Panics

Posted by: wooga at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (3I7wr)

152 136
Yeah they did it for 6 years against President Bush and finally it stuck with Hurricane Katrina.
---

Bush wouldn't fight back. Polite beta male WASP.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (J5mC3)

But now, under the convenient cover of a book promo tour, he takes thinly veiled swipes at PDT.

True colors shown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

153 Nobody with two properly-functioning neurons gives a flying fuck about how Kellyanne Conway sat on the couch. These people are completely deranged.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

154 Say what you will about her politics, but damn Dana Perino keeps getting better with age.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (APQfM)

155 I hate to say this, but I'm so tired of Dana Perino. I know she's nice and all, but I'm tired of her. And her little dog, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

156 I saw Tedious Shrieking open for Insipid Clickbait Shitrag at CBGBs in '74.

Posted by: Memories at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (mwcEF)

157
Hey, she messed up. The Resolute Sofa is an icon of American History, upholstered with the hides of the last naugas found in the US, by Ben Franklin himself.

Either that, or the old reprobate's used lambskin condoms. Only his taxidermist knew for sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (cuZZW)

158 By the way: in the video of this foot-on-couch meeting, Trump is charming the crap out of those HBCU presidents. I'm not sure Obama could have had them smiling as warmly.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (PXbkt)

159 Stinky!

Posted by: Couch at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (X+rUO)

160 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...

you can wait until you hear the freight train, but then you have to move fast.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (Dru0V)

161 Yeah those X Games really took off huh? I guess there are only so many ways you can ride on that stupid half pipe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (39g3+)

Actually, the X-Games is going to introduce a new competition of riding on garbage can lids on the half-pipe for the next games.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (zc3Db)

162
And her little dog, too.

/witch's cackle

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (aaHY9)

163 150 I'd be happier if you did, toots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

It's barely raining!
Ok, but I'm taking my bottle of wine!
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

Schultz and Price stay behind to talk about the time bomb Dunbar threw into the train.

"Ach, so!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

164 Ok, but I'm taking my bottle of wine!
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)
---------

Good girl. Stay safe.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

165 Literally 203 articles and counting have been written about this extremely important topic and how this illustrates the way the entire Trump team has disrespected and maligned the office.

Of course Conway was forced to come out and confront this hard hitting journalism: "...meant no disrespect."

Don't you just love this aspect of our present society, how you have to come forward and address it no matter what it was: no disrespect to any animals living or dead but I don't actually fuck goats although I am perfectly willing to listen to any arguments you may wish to put forward to my staff and they will send them to me.

Apologies written by lawyers and media consultants. A great example is the Walking Dead T-shirt pulled off the market generated a long rambling, kowtowing, mea culpa-fest...

How did we get here?

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (TixTl)

166 True dat, JJS .... though Primordial OP has a good point too; used to go to a place in Chicago's Chinatown that might have been up to almost anything .... we would order from the all-in-Chinese menu by pointing randomly and got some .... surprising results.

Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (Oeb2k)

167 130 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)

While I know nothing of tornadoes, and live in a part of the country that does not have to deal with them, they do sound kind of shitty. Probably more shitty then hanging out in a basement for a few hours.

::shrug:: totally up to you though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (wmaTe)

168
Ok, but I'm taking my bottle of wine!

Good idea. That way, if your house collapses, Vic's neighbor will dig you out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

169 Ok, but I'm taking my bottle of wine!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

Priorities!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (PY9jH)

170 Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Bradley Whitford, etc.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
----

Soup of toxic, unhinged, dysfunction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (ZO497)

171 130 Tornado sirens going off here in MO. I don't wanna go to the basement...
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)

*grips knife*
*waits patiently*

Posted by: Michael Myers at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

172 They didn't care when Obama had his feet on the desk.

That was too much, and frankly I'd be pissed if I saw Trump doing it.

You know I'll bet no one ever laid on that couch during a late night crisis. I'll bet that never happened never or ever and never and stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (4ErVI)

173 Some girls have all the luck.

Posted by: White Ottoman Guy at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (97XyN)

174 >>Throw it at the wall and see what sticks!

Posted by: President Bill Clinton

My panties or my napkin?

Posted by: Monica at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (/Nite)

175 Say what you will about her politics, but damn Dana Perino keeps getting better with age.
Posted by: #neverskankles

I hate to say this, but I'm so tired of Dana Perino. I know she's nice and all, but I'm tired of her. And her little dog, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Is there a third opinion from an unbiased third party, about little Dana?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (S6Pax)

176 Seriously though, those tornado sirens are a godsend. Heed them. Splinters pushed violently into other trees' trunks are not something to hesitate about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (/f1mm)

177 That way, if your house collapses, Vic's neighbor will dig you out.

It's true, the booze hound hunts by scent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (LTHVh)

178 I can't wait for Trump to start inviting mommy bloggers into the press corp, and sit the WaPo tool in between his equals, the Jezebel and Mommaslatinas nutjobs.

Posted by: wooga at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (3I7wr)

179 Trump should come out like Apollo Creed did in the first Rocky movie.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (qJhUV)

Yup.....with that big ol' Uncle Sugar hat on......priceless!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (5VlCp)

180 >>By the way: in the video of this foot-on-couch meeting, Trump is charming the crap out of those HBCU presidents. I'm not sure Obama could have had them smiling as warmly.

He gave them a nice thing today. He moved the office that handles their affairs from the DOE to the White House. This allows them to get more access, read money, from more agencies directly without having to work through the DOE.

In my experience, people are happy when you give them money.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

181 Also, I literally couldn't care less about Kelly Conway and how she sat on the couch in the oval office.

Literally. I don't think there's any way I could actually care about something less than I care about that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (wmaTe)

182 It's nights like this when I bet you really miss me. Don't you? DON'T YOU!!!

Manolo! Another margarita!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly: Live From Oblivion at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (qJhUV)

183 I saw Blue Cheesecake Panics open for Jefferson Starship at the Cow Palace in 79

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

184 Tami needs one of us to snuggle her in the basement, with a box of chocolates and a book to read to her.

I suggest Bored of the Rings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)

185 166 True dat, JJS .... though Primordial OP has a good point too; used to go to a place in Chicago's Chinatown that might have been up to almost anything .... we would order from the all-in-Chinese menu by pointing randomly and got some .... surprising results.
Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (Oeb2k)

Unless you are in the heart of a major city, picture menus are all you get in Japanese restaurants and izakayas. We never had a problem and the food, sake and biru flowed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

186 Is he shouting at the sky, with an onion on his belt?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (S6Pax)

As was the style of the time...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (BXC+l)

187 Just wondering if anyone has an earlier provenance to ShoeGate than mine:

469 Welcome to ShoeGate, wherein Kelly Anne Conway is pictured in the Oval Office on a sofa, squatting with feet beneath her, presumably with her shoes on.

The same picture features a large crowd of black educators, clustered around PDT's desk, and they are all mostly smiling.

This, apparently, isn't news at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2017 03:32 AM (xpfRn)

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (xpfRn)

188 Perino? Now those are smelly feet.

Posted by: Couch at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (X+rUO)

189 @170: "Soup of toxic, unhinged, dysfunction."

I know, right? You couldn't pick a more self-parodying bunch, and Matthews really, really is schoolgirl giddy about the lineup like he got invited to an SNL anniversary show after party.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (3Vlkn)

190 Yeah I don't like Perino either.

Have a goddamned kid for Christ's sake.

That SWPL shit she's got going on with her dog is unhealthy and swerving dangerously into cat lady territory.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (4ErVI)

191 150
Ok, but I'm taking my bottle of wine!
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

Well, of course. You wouldn't be a true 'ette if you didn't.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

192 184 Tami needs one of us to snuggle her in the basement, with a box of chocolates and a book to read to her.

I suggest Bored of the Rings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)

Is she hot and single? Now I condemn myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

193 Don't get me wrong I think Perino is a leftist and part of the reason Bush was a pretty shitty prezzie. But she's hot. That's all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (APQfM)

194 Vic's neighbor will dig you out.

For wine? Pffffft.

Posted by: Vic's Neighbor at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

195 Chris Matthews is positively gleeful about his post-speech midnight Hardball special guest lineup: Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Bradley Whitford, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (3Vlkn)

Wow, I'm surprised he could get so many Z list celebrities

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (auHtY)

196 They didn't care when Obama had his feet on the desk.

That was too much, and frankly I'd be pissed if I saw Trump doing it.

You know I'll bet no one ever laid on that couch during a late night crisis. I'll bet that never happened never or ever and never and stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (4ErVI)

Also, Obama's feet on the desk did not register on my "give a fuck" meter either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (wmaTe)

197 I have no problems with people putting their feet on couches - shoes or not. They're friggin couches. They generally have nothing but asses on them. A foot or shoe every now and then is nice to clean things up a bit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (zc3Db)

198 "True colors shown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Yeah, no kidding, starting to regret all those years I spent sticking up for him ....

Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (Oeb2k)

199 I'm getting real sick of Dana and her peanut butter, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Jasper at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

200 Yup.....with that big ol' Uncle Sugar hat on......priceless!

I always thought Carl Weathers could have been a big action star, but they only gave him one shot with a crappy script (it did have one hilarious line about a kid having a spare arm after he tore one off). Poor guy wasn't the one black actor at a time they let have the spotlight back then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (39g3+)

201 184 Tami needs one of us to snuggle her in the basement, with a box of chocolates and a book to read to her.

I suggest Bored of the Rings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)

Homo porn flick?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)

202 If only she had taken off her shoes and shown us her feet, I would be speaking in her defense right now.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (W8bn5)

203 Jay-Z in the situation room:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/jay-z-white-house-visit-r_n_485631.html

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (NOIQH)

204 I said this a few days ago. I want to see him come out with the blue war paint on his face like braveheart.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)

205
Can we bring back "Groovy!"??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (aaHY9)

206 You know who used to sit on a couch just like that, don't you?

Goering.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

207 Say, where were Barry's feet during the hours-long 9-11 attack on Americans in Benghazi?

Seems at least as interesting as this couch thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (/f1mm)

208 As far as feet on couches go, like Gutfeld said today, several presidents have had dogs in the WH and they've been on the furniture.

Dog butts are really clean and odor free, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

209 I gotta say, I'm perfectly ok with hot women on their knees in the oval office.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (aZq03)

210
I'll always associate "Groovy!" with Marcia Brady.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (aaHY9)

211 206 You know who used to sit on a couch just like that, don't you?

Goering.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

Eva Braun before she bit the bullet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

212 197 I have no problems with people putting their feet on couches - shoes or not. They're friggin couches. They generally have nothing but asses on them. A foot or shoe every now and then is nice to clean things up a bit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (zc3Db)

Yeah, maybe I don't care because i regularly put my feet on the couch, or on my desk, or wherever I damn well please.

And I wear shoes like 90% of the time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (wmaTe)

213 205
Can we bring back "Groovy!"??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (aaHY9)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Nah, just fucking with ya! Want a signed Evil Dead poster?

Posted by: Bruce Campbell at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (0mRoj)

214 WH guest attending an Obama LGBT event take pics of themselves flipping off Reagan portrait: Respect the WH!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/22/
gay-activists-ronald-reagan-white-house_n_1619392.html

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (NOIQH)

215 Kellyanne takes a lot of heat which always shows the MFM has no fear of bashing women that don't tow the leftist party line.

Obama used Susan Rice as a human shield to tell his Benghazi lies to the networks. She was a black female, do not dare assault her character. But any brave woman that does not conform to the leftist patriarchy can be slammed relentlessly.

She did seem a little cavalier, with all those important people in the oval office. But couches are casual, and who respected the office less than Obama? Oh, except for Clinton getting it under the desk while on the phone, but that doesn't count, cuz we don't have pictures.

Anyway, the outcome is lots of pictures making the news of Trump meeting with black VIPs. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (YMJtx)

216 Is she hot and single? Now I condemn myself.

I believe single yes, and she's an 'ette so yeah she's hot and 29 years old, tops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (39g3+)

217 Say, where were Barry's feet during the hours-long 9-11 attack on Americans in Benghazi?
___
My lips are sealed

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (aZq03)

218 169

Priorities!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (PY9jH)

Yeah, but, does she have a network drop down there?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (V4Qfo)

219 Oh, right, and my cats also go on the couches. And on my desk. Also don't care.

Only place they're not allowed is the kitchen counter or dinner table. Because that would be gross.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (wmaTe)

220 Dana sat on me once and she had a milkbone for Jasper...in her starfish.

Posted by: Couch at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (X+rUO)

221 I believe single yes, and she's an 'ette so yeah she's hot and 29 years old, tops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (39g3+)

29? Too old for me!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (wmaTe)

222 216 Is she hot and single? Now I condemn myself.

I believe single yes, and she's an 'ette so yeah she's hot and 29 years old, tops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (39g3+)

If I were 25 years younger, and single, and well-heeled. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

223 >>Wow, I'm surprised he could get so many Z list celebrities

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Never know what might turn up when you drag an invite to a free buffet through a trailer park.

Posted by: Aviator at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (/Nite)

224
Jay-Z in the situation room:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/jay-z-white-house-visit-r_n_485631.html

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (NOIQH)

{{{{{{{RAAAAGE STROKE}}}}}}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (PY9jH)

225 Yeah, no kidding, starting to regret all those years I spent sticking up for him ....
-----
Sigh.

Politicians are like boyfriends/girlfriends.

It all goes well for a few years, then you realize they're wrong for you.

You have an OK breakup, and don't say bad things about then, but eventually realize they were really awful to you and then find out they are saying rotten things about you and your loved ones.

/the story of Shibumi and the GOP

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (J5mC3)

226 I said this a few days ago. I want to see him come out with the blue war paint on his face like braveheart.

Oh boy! Trump walks out in military camo BDUs wearing a sidearm like Fidel Castro used to do all the time, and starts naming names, calling people traitors by name, listing all Obama's betrayals. Then starts in on the GOP. They would impeach him on the spot.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 08:28 PM (Dru0V)

227
By the time I was watching The Brady Bunch in reruns, "Groovy!" was already old, so it sounded goofy to us.

All the cool kids were saying "Excellent!" at the time.

Then "hunk/hunky" was the thing for girls to say.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (aaHY9)

228 When that whole Obama put his feet on the desk no one said anything. They have nothing after that.
Posted by: Patrick Henry

The media did cover it briefly, by admiring how Obama was just a regular guy, a Man of the People, in contrast to uptight WASP George Bush who insisted on a dress code and needless to say, wouldn't have tolerated slouching or rolled-up sleeves or feet on the furniture.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (dargh)

229 181 Also, I literally couldn't care less about Kelly Conway and how she sat on the couch in the oval office.

Literally. I don't think there's any way I could actually care about something less than I care about that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (wmaTe)

Since it's Trump's Oval Office, if he had a problem with it he would have said something like, "HEY! Kellyanne! Get your feet off the couch! That's rude!"

But if he was OK with it, then there's no reason why I should be concerned.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

230 But she's hot. That's all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:24 PM (APQfM)

The Viszla is the clincher for me, she's got a fantastic taste in dogs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (UDXti)

231 Ha. Asses on taco Tuesdays? Fine. A short woman's feet? IMPEACH HIM.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (/f1mm)

232 If Trump had a sense of humor, he'd store the oval office furniture in a POD in the white house driveway, and buy some used couches off craigslist to allay everyones fears that Kellyannes shoes could destroy the couches.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (wmaTe)

233 'Can we bring back "Groovy!"?? '

Far out!

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (BO/km)

234 "Trump is charming the crap out of those HBCU presidents"

He's bailing out their failing institutions. He's saving them from what would be for them a set of wrenchingly difficult choices, at best, or disgrace and internal exile at worst.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (noWW6)

235 Sorry fellas, Tami is 29 and hot but she's been married for 37 years. So no go.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

236 The couches don't bother me any, they're furniture, without history or meaning. The desk, that's another story entirely. That's a national treasure, its one of the most incredible things in the building.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (39g3+)

237
Far out!

Let's rap.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (aaHY9)

238 Just finished wrasslin' with WeaselDog, now she's under her camo blanket on tha couch. She has a little pad she likes to lay down on under the covers.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

239 Tami is 29 and hot but she's been married for 37 years.[/i

Well, I guess she has that guy to read Bored of the Rings to her then.

Its okay I didn't really want to anyway

*scuffs feet*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (39g3+)

240 Since it's Trump's Oval Office, if he had a problem with it he would have said something like, "HEY! Kellyanne! Get your feet off the couch! That's rude!"

But if he was OK with it, then there's no reason why I should be concerned.
Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

...I guess? This just seems like such a frickin non issue that I can't believe there's even a post about it and we're even pretending to care about couch etiquette right now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (wmaTe)

241 235 Sorry fellas, Tami is 29 and hot but she's been married for 37 years. So no go.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

Isn't this really the story of Elf McShelverson?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

242 Yup.....with that big ol' Uncle Sugar hat on......priceless!
I always thought Carl Weathers could have been a big action star, but they only gave him one shot with a crappy script (it did have one hilarious line about a kid having a spare arm after he tore one off). Poor guy wasn't the one black actor at a time they let have the spotlight back then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:25 PM (39g3+)

Yup...I liked any movie he was in. Seemed like a great guy and a good actor.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (5VlCp)

243 Using a phone cam? Shame on her!

Seriously, why doesn't the Trump WH have professional photographers?

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (WHVu+)

244 "204 I said this a few days ago. I want to see him come out with the blue war paint on his face like braveheart.

Posted by: Duke Lowell"

That would be flaming skull worthy.
Maybe even a Frazetta - painting - worthy.

Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (Oeb2k)

245 235 Sorry fellas, Tami is 29 and hot but she's been married for 37 years. So no go.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

Thank you for crushing my hopes and dreams. Really.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

246 Getting BJ from intern in oval office: meh

Putting feet on couch in oval office: end of the world

Am I understanding this correctly?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (APQfM)

247 Melania is so pretty.

That's about as much as I care about the speech.

I'll keep watching for the entrance to see her outfit better.

Very important game update: Horizon Zero Dawn is freaking amazing and I'm only like 3 hours in. It's ridiculously beautiful and that's on a regular PS4, not the PS4 Pro. It must look like moving paintings in 4K.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (dEQP3)

248 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (KCxzN)

249
Oh, right, and my cats also go on the couches. And on my desk. Also don't care.

Only place they're not allowed is the kitchen counter or dinner table. Because that would be gross.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (wmaTe)

When ours were kittens, we used water guns to train them. Kitten jumps on a table or counter: ZAP! Do that enough times and in a couple of months they get the idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (PY9jH)

250 Yeah, maybe I don't care because i regularly put my feet on the couch, or on my desk, or wherever I damn well please.

And I wear shoes like 90% of the time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (wmaTe)

A desk is different. People shouldn't sit on desks (though it was kind of nice when Bloomberg news made their big-breasted late night reporters sit on the desks - yes, they did) and they shouldn't put their feet on desks (speaking about in the office when they are not the owner). But couches ... couches are not really office furniture, to begin with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (zc3Db)

251 By the way, has anyone made the connection between couchgate and this famous Chappelle's skit??

http://tinyurl.com/q9bbvco

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (wmaTe)

252 Far out!

I can dig it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (Dru0V)

253 In fact, ace, I think http://tinyurl.com/q9bbvco should be linked in the post. Executive call -- I'm making it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (wmaTe)

254 Ok, I'm in the basement with hubby (he was coming down anyway because his office is down here) and 2 of 3 dogs....the other dog laughed at us. Oh and the wine.

Watch for me on the news....I'll be the one in a recliner with a glass of wine in her hand flying by.

Pence has arrived....Trump on his way. To the capitol...not my basement.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (Enq6K)

255 This had to be planned. There is no way the media was going to publish pictures of Trump with two dozens black leaders in the Oval Office and Trump knew it. He probably whispered to Kellyanne, "Hey, do something provocative to get attention." and here we are. He played them like the fools they are. Pictures of Trump meeting with dozens of black leaders in the Oval Office on every freaking media site.

Posted by: mpthompson at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (w5gPX)

256 Weathers is dreadfully wooden in his Chicago Justice role.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (3Vlkn)

257 Feet on the couch? Disgusting!

Now watch me wipe people.

Posted by: LBJ on the john at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (aZq03)

258 Thank you for crushing my hopes and dreams. Really.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)
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Sorry, sweetheart. Well, it's only 37 years. Maybe it won't last.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (sBOL1)

259 Hillary's private server, pay-for-play, fake charity? MEH!

Couch Abuse? OMG ELEVENTY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

260 Remember, bipartisan, compromise, agreement and of course....REAGAN!

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (X+rUO)

261 "Jay-Z in the situation room"

Remember January of 2009, and the ever so smug assertion by liberals at the time to the effect that "the adults are back in charge"?

And how that purported renaissance of calm technocratic competence instead turned into an eight-year parade through the White House of unqualified amateurs, ossified apparatchiks, and dumbshit celebrities?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (noWW6)

262 Has anyone mentioned that the press didn't give a fuck when The Shit Midas would routinely hold court in the Oval Office with his stupid asshole feet up on the Resolute Desk?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (RHMFE)

263 When ours were kittens, we used water guns to train them. Kitten jumps on a table or counter: ZAP! Do that enough times and in a couple of months they get the idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (PY9jH)

Yep, that's how we trained ours. Although they kind of... do what they want at the end of the day. They are cats, after all. But at least they won't jump on the counter (or scratch the furniture) in front of us. So I consider is a half win. What they do when I'm not home... well, hey, what can I do?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (wmaTe)

264 Sorry fellas, Tami is 29 and hot but she's been married for 37 years. So no go.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

Oh sure she gets to use Ace's time machine to get married before she's born. All I want it for is to go back just once with the winning lottery numbers. But NOOOOOO

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (auHtY)

265 He's bailing out their failing institutions.
==

Welp. That doesn't sound like money well spent. I liked it a lot better when I thought it was just evidence that Trump knew how to work a room.

Ah well.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (PXbkt)

266 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (PY9jH)

In our house we refer to that as the bottle of doom. Amazingly effective. A quart spray bottle will easily and accurately shoot across the living room.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (NJYYf)

267 shibumi, yup, just about right.

Posted by: sun_tzu_rat_eez at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (Oeb2k)

268 Lots of white outfits on the Democratic side.

I wonder if they're gonna do something stupid like stand up and walk out of the chamber together halfway through the speech.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (3Vlkn)

269
Melania is so pretty.

And yet there's still an unreported (in the Fake News) embargo of Melania on ALL the magazine covers.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (aaHY9)

270 329 If y'all are interested - I'll let you know how it goes.

Remember: pictures or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (97XyN)

Cloyd ... honest ... If I get a trophy hog ... they'll probably see my ugly ass mug smile from space.

Sorry to cross the threads. Carry on.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (fiGNd)

271 Tami, do you see all the hearts you're breaking here????

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (sBOL1)

272 Feet on the couch? Disgusting

Posted by: Hillary Clinton while bouncing on the bed in the lincoln bedroom at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (aZq03)

273 If a lib woman did it it would be cute and funny.

Posted by: pat at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (4MSOz)

274 We need a Gub Thread so I can ask people's opinion of 6.5 Grendel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (LTHVh)

275 Bring back Groovy? Fuckin' A!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (JO9+V)

276 Can we bring back "Groovy!"??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:26 PM (aaHY9)

Groovy is boss

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (auHtY)

277 Yep, that's how we trained ours. Although they kind
of... do what they want at the end of the day. They are cats, after all.
But at least they won't jump on the counter (or scratch the furniture)
in front of us. So I consider is a half win. What they do when I'm not
home... well, hey, what can I do?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:33 PM (wmaTe)

For the nearly 16 years we've had (well, one survivor) ours, I still wipe down the counters every single morning Just In Case. Although, the little almost 16 y.o. is tiny and has trouble jumping on the bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (PY9jH)

278 Trump should stand up and say Sergeant at Arms please arrest the illegal aliens in chamber.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (HV1LS)

279 'If a lib woman did it it would be cute and funny.'

I know right?

Posted by: Lena at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (BO/km)

280 Lizzie Warren is purple power tonight

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (APQfM)

281
'ettes, who is groovy?

Mike Pence is kinda groovy, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (aaHY9)

282 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (PY9jH)

16?! Wow. Our "old" cat is 7, our "kitten" (a gorgeous maine coon cat who is completely indifferent to humans unless we're feeding her) is 3.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (wmaTe)

283 Lots of white outfits on the Democratic side.

I wonder if they're gonna do something stupid like stand up and walk out of the chamber together halfway through the speech.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (3Vlkn)

Did they bring their pointy hoods too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (auHtY)

284 Trump should stand up and say Sergeant at Arms please arrest the illegal aliens in chamber.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (HV1LS)

Yeah, he really should. But ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (zc3Db)

285 Dear Democrats:

'I Won.'

Posted by: PDT's Opening Line at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

286 Democrat women wearing white to support women's suffrage or something.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (HV1LS)

287 Purple power for Stands To Pee

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (X+rUO)

288 Can we bring back "Groovy!"??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45

NO! Think of all the stupid things the left believes today. Eco fascism, pan sexuality, feminism, commune - ism, etc.

It all has its origins in the hippie movement. And now YOU want to exacerbate that influence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (W8bn5)

289 280 Lizzie Warren is purple power tonight
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:36 PM (APQfM)

Grandma Grimace!

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (ANIFC)

290 "Remember, bipartisan, compromise, agreement and of course....REAGAN!"

Tip O'Neill cynically rolled Reagan on TEFRA in 1982. Rolled him again with Simpson-Mazzoli in 1986. Consistently walked away from the negotiating table with better deals than by rights he deserved.

Reagan, as an old Tinseltown hand, should have realized that he needed a smiling cobra of an agent to be doing deals on his behalf, instead of attempting them himself.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (noWW6)

291 >>Lots of white outfits on the Democratic side.

I wonder if they're gonna do something stupid like stand up and walk out of the chamber together halfway through the speech.

Posted by: Walter Freeman

Do they have pointy hats? Maybe they just came from a klan meeting.

Posted by: Aviator at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (/Nite)

292 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (fiGNd)
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Good luck, Scogg! Have fun with the new rifle!
On a related note, I just this evening received the firearms trust docs from my attorney. Stay tuned!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)

293
Democrat women wearing white to...

Support the klan?

Because that's what they look like.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (aaHY9)

294 Melania is so pretty.

And yet there's still an unreported (in the Fake News) embargo of Melania on ALL the magazine covers.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (aaHY9)
----------------------------

You could have knocked me over with a feather in the Publix tonight. US Magazine had a gorgeous pic of Melania on the cover with the headline "Bringing Glamour to the WH."

They're probably relieved they no longer have to pretend the Mooch is a super model.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (PY9jH)

295 293
Democrat women wearing white to...

Support the klan?

Because that's what they look like.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:37 PM (aaHY9)

The Kook Kunt Klan

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (ANIFC)

296 271
Tami, do you see all the hearts you're breaking here????

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:34 PM (sBOL1)

Put a bid in....my husband will probably take it.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (Enq6K)

297 176 Seriously though, those tornado sirens are a godsend. Heed them. Splinters pushed violently into other trees' trunks are not something to hesitate about.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 08:23 PM (/f1mm)

Yep, they used to be something you could ignore but new technology makes it possible to spot tornadoes and potential tornadoes. I don't ignore them anymore.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (nvMvs)

298 They're animals! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?

Posted by: Hudson at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (U0lQa)

299
Oh Death, Ooooooh Death
Won't you pass me over for another year

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (LTHVh)

300
US Magazine had a gorgeous pic of Melania on the cover with the headline "Bringing Glamour to the WH."

Whoa, color me shocked!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (aaHY9)

301 Maybe we'll see Trump do the Darth Vader on Schumer.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (X+rUO)

302 They're probably relieved they no longer have to pretend the Mooch is a super model.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (PY9jH)

Oh she was a super model alright. If she was modeling for Butt Ugly magazine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)

303 We need a Gub Thread so I can ask people's opinion of 6.5 Grendel.
Posted by: Grump
-----

That's a full Grendel, but missing an arm, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (ZO497)

304 --

In 200 years the only remnant of the Washington Post in historical records will be a footnote to the coining of "Insipid Clickbait Shitrag".

Posted by: irright at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (vqzjE)

305 >>Can we bring back "Groovy!"??

Far out!!

Posted by: John Denver at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (NOIQH)

306 I think the hippie movement is when people finally threw out traditional values that worked and thought "we can just improvise and invent a whole new way of doing things", instead of trying to reform what was there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (W8bn5)

307 If it weren't for double standards, unhinged liberal lunatics would have no standards at all.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (4bjXi)

308
I guess US mag is the first to stray off the reservation, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (aaHY9)

309
You could have knocked me over with a feather in the Publix tonight. US Magazine had a gorgeous pic of Melania on the cover with the headline "Bringing Glamour to the WH."

They're probably relieved they no longer have to pretend the Mooch is a super model.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:38 PM (PY9jH)

___

BOYCOTT US MAGAZINEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Leftists who have never read US Magazine at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (APQfM)

310 278
Trump should stand up and say Sergeant at Arms please arrest the illegal aliens in chamber.

Posted by: blaster

I had this same fantasy this morning watching the news readers.

Posted by: Infidel at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (ByNzS)

311 Hey everybody.

When even Chris "Lapdog" Cilizza says your librage is bogus...

Also, a question: if you litter in front of Liz Warren, does a tear stream down her cheek?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (u8kLQ)

312 watchin' the pre-game for the speech...

something something hive of scum & villainy something something

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (KCxzN)

313 live feed link?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (UDXti)

314 All the ettes are taken. Single women fear the 'ron horde.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (39g3+)

315 Democrat women wearing white to support women's suffrage or something.

Maxine Waters probably told them women don't have the vote yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)

316 That's a full Grendel, but missing an arm, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (ZO497)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (HV1LS)

317 A rash of threats against Jewish centers have led to calls for Trump to unify the nation and move away from his harsh campaign-style tone. Will Trump do that? Or will he stick with his childish tactics of touting his election victory, bashing the media and lambasting Democrats?

Dark and dystopian has been this President's style.

The most important audience for Trump's speech will be the House and Senate Republicans in the audience.

The problem is that Republicans are not on the same page on any of those measures, especially how to pay for everything. This looks to be the start of an epic intraparty fight.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (9nplG)

318 There's Juan McFuckstick

Posted by: Leftists who have never read US Magazine at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (APQfM)

319 I guess US mag is the first to stray off the reservation, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (aaHY9)

Liz Warren: Palefaces no keepum this squaw on reservation either. ugg

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (auHtY)

320 249
When ours were kittens, we used water guns to train them. Kitten jumps on a table or counter: ZAP! Do that enough times and in a couple of months they get the idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (PY9jH)

It was just me and the cats, so I didn't mind too much when they jumped on the counter or table. I just had to watch them like a hawk, lest they haul off an entire chicken breast.

*sigh* I wish Kira could still jump on the counter, but at age 17 she struggles to get up into a chair.

Sorry for the OT. *wipes tear*

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

321 I can't hear the tornado sirens in the basement. Well this sucks....

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (Enq6K)

322 How much of the peoples' money has been budgeted for the incoming FLOTUS to redecorate the White House? The couch that everybody is tripping out about is from the last administration. It doesn't count, see?

If I'm not mistaken, that couch was the same jizz-sock couch that Barry and his Pakistani boyfriend used to make love in college. Or something.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (YAPkP)

323
Well what is this that I cant see
With ice cold hands taking hold of me

Well I am death none can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell

Whoa death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (LTHVh)

324 Its getting harder to decide if Wynn is a satire sock or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (39g3+)

325 Female Democrats plan to wear white to silently protest Trump's address, yatta yatta

at least they're shutting up I guess

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (U0lQa)

326 Also, a question: if you litter in front of Liz Warren, does a tear stream down her cheek?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (u8kLQ)

No. The tears puddle up on top of her high cheekbones. That's how you tell a true indian.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (zc3Db)

327 "Oh boy! Trump walks out in military camo BDUs wearing a sidearm like Fidel Castro used to do all the time, and starts naming names, calling people traitors by name, listing all Obama's betrayals. Then starts in on the GOP. They would impeach him on the spot. Posted by: Skandia Recluse

ha ... he could rework the Patton movie speech a little ... "we're gonna go through the media like crap through a goose" ...

"we won't die if the media attacks us, we will win the war by making the media die for their commie ideas"

"An Obama puke suggested the way to get obedience is like Italy did, line up a few resistors and hang them in the street ... we're going to do that tonight ... just kidding, but we are going to waterboard some holdover staff and put it on YouTube"

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (YMJtx)

328 And Bill Wynn brings the stupid.

Looks like an early night!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

329 Bill Wynn. Funny guy. And soooo very concerned.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 28, 2017 08:42 PM (CLKfs)

330 Dark and dystopian has been this President's style.

---- Bill Wynn

I'm sure it's going to be another early night. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:42 PM (PY9jH)

331
The children prayed the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I'll fix your feet so you can't walk
I'll lock your jaw so you can't talk
I'll close your eyes so you cant see
This very hour come and go with me
Death I come to take the soul
Leave the body and leave it cold

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:42 PM (LTHVh)

332 Primordial, no wonder she always looks like she's drowning...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:42 PM (u8kLQ)

333 There's a coupla articles up here and there on the white wimmens thinger

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 08:42 PM (U0lQa)

334 US Magazine had a gorgeous pic of Melania on the cover with the headline "Bringing Glamour to the WH."

Whoa, color me shocked!
Posted by: Soothsayer
----------
Dammit! That's no fair. It doesn't require squads of make-over and air-brush artists.

We worked our butts off on that Wasserman-Schultz cover.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:42 PM (ZO497)

335 --- THE WASHINGTON POST ---
Democracy is Dark and Dystopian

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 08:43 PM (PXbkt)

336
You couldn't pick a more self-parodying bunch, and Matthews really, really is schoolgirl giddy about the lineup like he got invited to an SNL anniversary show after party.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

He can regale them with some stories of his Peace Corps exploits in Africa back in the 60s.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

337 Even though we have yet to hear a word, we pronounce the speech to be the worst speech in the history of mankind.

Posted by: MSM at February 28, 2017 08:43 PM (APQfM)

338
To drop the flesh up off the frame
Dirt and worm both have a claim
Ooh death
Whooooah death
Won't you spare me over 'til a another year?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:43 PM (LTHVh)

339 Female Democrats plan to wear white to silently protest Trump's address, yatta yatta

Trump should throw mud at 'em, then makes a sales pitch for all-tempa-Cheer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:43 PM (u8kLQ)

340 I can't believe the lack of decorum in the White House these days!

Posted by: Markie Post at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (nFdGS)

341 Female Democrats plan to wear white to silently protest Trump's address

No word on whether they will don the traditional white pointed hood of the Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (39g3+)

342 Washington Post:

"We hate democracy and it shows!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (u8kLQ)

343 Also, a question: if you litter in front of Liz Warren, does a tear stream down her cheek?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (u8kLQ)

I didn't know she is Italian

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)

344 The Washington Post
Democracy Dies in D-width Diors

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (Ndje9)

345 "Dark and dystopian" apparently is what is needed for record consumer confidence and stock market highs. Wheeeee!!!

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (CLKfs)

346 I'd love to see the media made to squirm and show whether they are A)racist bigots (didn't expect blacks to keep feet/shoes off the furniture) or
B) partisan (produce some examples of Clinton's or staff feet on furniture that went without comment
or
C) beltway insider (was there any case of either Bush or their staff w/ feet on furniture that was also ignored?) just attacking the outsider Trump for something they don't even care about?

Any which way they are dishonest cads, but I'd love to see them be made to dig out some evidence and admit to B or C to get out from under the racist bigots charge.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (dkExz)

347 Even though we have yet to hear a word, we pronounce the speech to be the worst speech in the history of mankind.

They already have the transcript. They already know what he is going to say.

Google search won't bring it up yet.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (Dru0V)

348 >>>"Hey, do something provocative to get attention."

We can no longer discount these theories out of hand.

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (q177U)

349 I'm guessing the white color because Hillary wore that at the nom?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 08:44 PM (U0lQa)

350 No. The tears puddle up on top of her high cheekbones. That's how you tell a true indian.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
------------

Leave me alone.

Posted by: Irony Eyes Codi at February 28, 2017 08:45 PM (ZO497)

351 *sigh* I wish Kira could still jump on the counter, but at age 17 she struggles to get up into a chair.

Sorry for the OT. *wipes tear*

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

That's okay. Our surviving kitty, Sandy, is nearly 16 y.o., 7 lbs., and needs help to get on our bed. She is missing her sister, Spanky. Ugh. Do not want to cry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

352 Michelle hosts "Biggest Loser" workout in the East Room. Respect the WH!

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/03/26/
michelle-hosts-biggest-loser-workout-east-room/

Posted by: John Denver at February 28, 2017 08:45 PM (NOIQH)

353 Female Democrats plan to wear white to silently protest Trump's address

Skanks aren't really supposed to wear white ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:45 PM (zc3Db)

354 Bill Wynn sighting! He does break up the tension.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:46 PM (W8bn5)

355 "insipid clickbait shitrag"

That's a keeper.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2017 08:46 PM (GX63o)

356 Primordial, just wait 'til their lipstick vaginal glue fails! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 08:46 PM (u8kLQ)

357 Wow! I haven't seen so many Democrats wearing white since they were blocking schoolhouses in Alabama!

Posted by: PDT's Opening Line at February 28, 2017 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

358 So now actual female legislators are getting in on the dress up like high school kids to show we are serious mode.

Can we get a month without these bints?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

359 hey already have the transcript. They already know what he is going to say.

Yeah because Donald Trump never goes off-script or speaks extemporaneously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (39g3+)

360 Oh, for fucks sake. Fox sez the wymyn are wearing white in honor of the suffragette movement.

Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

361 ME: You know how I know you're gay?

Blue Check Mafia: How?

Me: You freak out over a beautiful woman in a skirt sprawled on a couch.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (+lv+r)

362 258 Thank you for crushing my hopes and dreams. Really.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)
---------

Sorry, sweetheart. Well, it's only 37 years. Maybe it won't last.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2017 08:32 PM (sBOL1)

I'm just pulling your leg. I haven't had any hopes or dreams for a while.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

363 Sotomayer looks like a stuffed leaf bag. Good Gawd woman, call Oprah.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 08:48 PM (X+rUO)

364 I'm afraid to look for a nood.

This site takes forever to load for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)

365 New York Democrat Rep. Nydia Velazquez has invited Hameed Darweesh to the speech. Darweesh assisted US forces in Iraq and relocated to the US on a special immigrant visa with his family just as Trump was beginning his presidency, and was detained at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport when the ban went into effect.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (9nplG)

366 It's tragic that we've allowed this level of suffraging for so long.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (/f1mm)

367 360 Oh, for fucks sake. Fox sez the wymyn are wearing white in honor of the suffragette movement.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

Are they carrying axes in honor of the temperance movement?

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

368 So suffer!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (LTHVh)

369 Did the Vp and Speaker coordinate their outfits tonight?

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (jm1YL)

370 The Obamas sign a $60 million book deal. That would be a start in reimbursing the American taxpayer for the billions he illegally spent making the health insurers whole. Time to begin Operation Clawback.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (nFdGS)

371 Holy crap! Look at Melania!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (Enq6K)

372 I'm back from suffragette city
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my suffragette city

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (39g3+)

373 and was detained at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport when the ban went into effect.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (9nplG)

Awwww .....

That's SO sad. So, so sad. So terribly sad. And sad. So. Sad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (zc3Db)

374 >>>Sotomayer looks like a stuffed leaf bag. Good Gawd woman, call Oprah.

She could be next after Ginsberg. 3-fer. That would be awesome.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (W8bn5)

375 Would like to touch.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

376 I don't think Bill Wynn's heart is in the trolling tonight. He sounds like all the concern is getting to him and he's literally shaking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

377 Bill Wynn, don't you have somewhere else to hang out? Not that we don't enjoy your valuable insights.

Have some onion dip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (PY9jH)

378 Melania not wearing white.

Obviously, a coded "help me" message in some way.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (3Vlkn)

379 Sotomayer looks like a stuffed leaf bag. Good Gawd woman, call Oprah.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 08:48 PM (X+rUO)

Link?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (UDXti)

380
My mother came to my bed
Placed a cold towel up on my head
My head is warm my feet are cold
Death is moving upon my soul

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (LTHVh)

381 Melania.

Posted by: MSM at February 28, 2017 08:50 PM (APQfM)

382 END THE SUFFRAGE OF WOMYN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

383
Oh death how you treating me
You closed my eyes so I can't see
Well you hurting my body you make cold
You run my life right out of my soul

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (LTHVh)

384 Melania looks amazing! No resting bitch face! And Ivanka!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

385 This site takes forever to load for me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------

Electrons move slower close to the coast.
Science is settled.

Posted by: Bill Nye at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (ZO497)

386 Winter white, ivory, cream, bisque, off white are all good. Clearly, an homage to Ivanka Trump's inaugural Oscar de la Renta outfit. But actual white?!? Even the lib women would not be that crass.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (CLKfs)

387 I would think the democrat women in white are symbolically vestal virgins offering themselves up as tribute to defend their districts from the tyrant overlord Trump.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (Dru0V)

388 ABC News on my local talk radio show. Insufferable commentary.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (JO9+V)

389 Bill amuses me, so #NotTiredOfWynning.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (W8bn5)

390 Trump should have invited Kate Steinle, except, y'know...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

391 speech thread?

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (XoldI)

392 Melania and Ivanka...looking lovely

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (jm1YL)

393 Well just looking at Melania you'd have to think that PDT should be grinning like Howdy Fucking Doody when his name is called out.....

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (oBuXO)

394 Yeah Paulie Ryan and Pence got the "Wear a blue tie to work today" memo.

Posted by: MSM at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (APQfM)

395 Dem women wearing white? What is this, high school?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (lJW6d)

396 Number of interruptions from the peanut gallery?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (6fdgQ)

397 I bet Ivanka leaves her shoes by the door.

(And doesn't even put her house slippers on the couch.)

Posted by: Japanese Women at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (PXbkt)

398
Oh death please consider my age
Please don't take me at this stage
My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hands

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (LTHVh)

399 Oh, for fucks sake. Fox sez the wymyn are wearing white in honor of the suffragette movement.

Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

Oh damn, they found out that Trump wants to repeal the 19th Amendment. They're so clever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

400 Apparently the Dem wymyn didn't get the message that the suffragette movement is over.

Ah well. Victims of public schooling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (PY9jH)

401 It was bad enough when they were pretending America is about segregated water fountains from 60 years ago. Now they're going back a century to suffragettes?

I'll be wearing chain mail to celebrate the Magna Carta.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (Ndje9)

402 No RGB . Promising development?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (X+rUO)

403 No Thomas or Ginsberg?

Posted by: Damiano at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (71OEY)

404 Drain the swamp!

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (YAPkP)

405 >>Sotomayer looks like a stuffed leaf bag. Good Gawd woman, call Oprah.

Posted by: Under Fire

Oprah is busy. Would you settle for a trash hauling service?

Posted by: Aviator at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (/Nite)

406 PDJT must have told Ryan he has bad breath.

Posted by: Certs at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (M3DRt)

407 Why can't it be a SOTU and instead it's an address to congress? I don't get the difference.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (APQfM)

408 Cspan is so nice w/o all the talking heads.

Posted by: Infidel at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (ByNzS)

409 I don't think Bill Wynn's heart is in the trolling tonight. He sounds like all the concern is getting to him and he's literally shaking.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
--------------

In his case, it probably is homophobia. He's afraid of men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (ZO497)

410
Ace pass out?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (aaHY9)

411 If there's a nood, will someone summon us?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (PY9jH)

412
Oh the young the rich or poor
All alike to me you know
No wealth no land no silver or gold
Nothin satisfies my but your soul

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (LTHVh)

413 407 Why can't it be a SOTU and instead it's an address to congress? I don't get the difference.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (APQfM)

Yes, I don't understand that either.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

414 noodd

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (XoldI)

415 Wonder if Shelia Jackson Lee staked out a seat on the aisle, as per usual.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (JO9+V)

416 nood state of union speech thread

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (dkExz)

417 For the next SOTU I hope he sends them a letter, like it was originally done. Not this circus.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (lJW6d)

418 Anyone else want to dick punch Ryan?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (APQfM)

419 Nood

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (Enq6K)

420 Of course Bill Wynn shows up in a thread about inappropriate kneeling. Some people are always working their day job.

Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (8J/Te)

421 Who's the cute little girl talking to Melania?

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (jm1YL)

422 So sick of this shit. REAL (tm)women would wear the pink pussy hats . Either you agree or you don't. White for suffragettes? GFY. Whatevs. I'm sick to the back teeth( what does that even mean????) of these "conflicted" lib women. Do they wait for the daily " what we are currently outraged at" email or WTF?

Posted by: Manor maven at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (AqZIp)

423 Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 08:07 PM (NOIQH)

Thank you! I've been thinking of that Tony Hawk stunt all day. That is possibly the most disrespectful of all, to me.

Posted by: April at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (e8PP1)

424 Right Side Broadcasting is carrying it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Qit8Ni-KQ

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

425 see sheppy has his "o" face on tonite. that steey dan must be doing a number on him tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

426 Oh

Dear

Sweet

Merciful

Heavens

*draws all the hearts*

Melania is so pretty. Everything is perfection. The hair. The makeup. The outfit. THE BELT ACTUALLY AT HER WAIST. Ahem.

*draws moar hearts*

Bander is accusing me of crushing hardcore on Melania.

He's not wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (dEQP3)

427 6
What do the ettes think about this whole thing?

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2017 07:55 PM (BO/km)

When I was in undergrad I went to an interview for an internship in my field (ECE). This was the 1990's, and the interview was in a midwest swing state at a small tech startup formed by ex-military researchers from a nearby base. I was a good little sophomore engineering student in my blue suit (skirt, not pants) with my fancy leather interview folder, eager for my first technical job (I had food service retail jobs since I was legally able to work, but this was my first engineering position). My dad wasn't an engineer but he worked with many in his line of work, so I had an image in my head of what management at an engineering-centric company would be like, especially one run by ex-military guys. To my surprise, the CEO was dressed very casually (t-shirt and jeans). He had a fancy window with an array of bird feeders that he watched while interviewing me, and in the middle of said interview he put his feet up on his desk. His bare feet. Literally on the desk, right in front of my face. Since then, things like tucking your feet under your rump while you're sitting on a sofa don't really shock, offend, or even surprise me.

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 08:56 PM (EpAnP)

428 --
New York Democrat Rep. Nydia Velazquez has invited
Hameed Darweesh to the speech. Darweesh assisted US forces in Iraq and
relocated to the US on a special immigrant visa with his family just as
Trump was beginning his presidency, and was detained at New York's John
F. Kennedy Airport when the ban went into effect.-------

After release Hameed went on to murder a small number of "innocent" Americans. Rep. Velasquez then called for the impeachment of Donald Trump, saying "How many more innocents have to die before we give peace a chance?"

Posted by: Bull Whine (the rest of the story) at February 28, 2017 08:57 PM (vqzjE)

429 365 New York Democrat Rep. Nydia Velazquez has invited Hameed Darweesh to the speech. Darweesh assisted US forces in Iraq and relocated to the US on a special immigrant visa with his family just as Trump was beginning his presidency, and was detained at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport when the ban went into effect.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (9nplG)'

I'm concerned greatly too, especially since it took about a decade for Darweesh to get a special visa just coincidentally as the "Muslim ban" went into effect...

Anyway, take concerning heart, because I have a special poll for the future and it's very concerning for Trump's POTUS future:

Hill-dawg: 99.6%
Drumpf: -69.9%
Egg McMuffin: 0.4%

If this trend holds, Trump is going to have an early night.

Posted by: Davy Veneral (who is especially concerned) at February 28, 2017 08:57 PM (E/ibL)

430 Well, at least she didn't put her shoes on the Oval Office desk and shit on the Constitution.

Posted by: colfax mingo at February 28, 2017 09:01 PM (+ucSt)

431 Am I the only one who looked at the picture and could not see her feet or whether she had shoes on or not? Seems to me that it would not be something that you would do with heels on stabbing your nether yaya.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (6Ll1u)

She had shoes on, but it's no big deal. Not like she just came in from outside with mud or dogshit on them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 09:01 PM (WDdjT)

432 As Rick James would say "Fuck yo' couch!!"

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 28, 2017 09:03 PM (+yY4e)

433 Wait, did I understand correctly that an Iraqi immigrant was actually detained at an airport because he's from a backwards sh*thole full of people who hate murder gays by throwing them off of roofs, and (D)s are upset by someone asking him a few questions?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 28, 2017 09:09 PM (/f1mm)

434 Using a phone cam? Shame on her!

Seriously, why doesn't the Trump WH have professional photographers?

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2017 08:30 PM (WHVu+)

I'm sure they do. But the phone cam can post the pic to Instagram or Twitter before the echoes of the shutter click have died away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 09:15 PM (WDdjT)

435 According to Twitchy, Keith Ellison and Debbie grease head Schultz couldn't be bothered to stand and clap for the Navy Seal widow.

Evil shitty ungrateful assholes.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 01, 2017 12:38 AM (P8951)

436 I bet this was intentional. He tricked the media in reporting that black business leaders met in oval office. If kelly did not do the couch thing, nothing would have been reported.

Like a typo in a tweet.

The fools unintentionally report the news

Posted by: GURN BLANCHTON at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (AfIXb)

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