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Repeat until True: Islam isn't the Problem.
I'm not prone to conspiracy theories.
But it is becoming harder and harder to pretend that the current powers running the EU member states not only wouldn't mind if the ideological threats to their power structure are removed by any means possible, but are perhaps even supporting all means possible. Geert Wilders has had to suspend his campaign movements because one of the Dutch Secret Service agents that had been assigned to his security detail was found passing his movement information to Moroccan (Islamist) criminal gangs. In a sane world, this agent, whose name hasn't been released but whose superiors admit to having a "Moroccan background", would never have been put in such a sensitive position. But in the world we live, law abiding people are forced into dangerous scenarios demanded by political correctness. Wilders has been under police protection since the brutal killing of Theo van Gogh by a Muslim in 2004. In security tests in 2010, his security detail permitted 2 out of 4 attempts at smuggling a firearm into secure areas. And now the powers-that-be came close to participating in what for all intents looks like an assassination plot through either a bad vetting process, or outright indifference to the very life of an ideological enemy. The only good news is that Mr. Wilders is likely going to be the next PM of the Netherlands, assuming he stays alive that long.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (1cU1k)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 24, 2017 01:21 PM (1cU1k)
These people would rather look tolerant over anything else.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2017 01:21 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (39g3+)
So there was a Moroccan Mole?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (493sH)
If he gets elected he'd better act fast.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)
signed, xxoo
media bishes.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (eClek)
At least the bad SS agent had to hide his mala fides.
Full on idiocracy is forever falling upon USA and landing in ERurope
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (eClek)
Turns out the dude kept a hard drive full of the information in his bathroom.
He didn't give it to the Muslims while thinking negative thoughts, though, so it's okay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (yV4wg)
Does that make me a terrible person?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: Yo! at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (zoehZ)
You mean like the 100's of tweets wondering "Why wont someone kill Trump already?" - more than a handful by media people?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (EvBgT)
___________________________
Nope, I'm feeling the same way.
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (yV4wg)
The One World Globalists are not going to go down without a fight.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (zoehZ)
No. No they are not. Brexit started the ball rolling and somehow I don't think the globalists are going to be able to halt that momentum.
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 01:25 PM (a0IVu)
It is Donald Trump's fault!
Posted by: The Media at February 24, 2017 01:25 PM (2lndx)
"cordon sanitaire" around the PVV, excluding it from real power.
Posted by: CanadaBoy at February 24, 2017 01:25 PM (ZZUcb)
Posted by: Yo! at February 24, 2017 01:25 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 24, 2017 01:26 PM (aBDYc)
Beat that, bitchez.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (U+9Zc)
CA cannot claim Bundy. We in WA, sadly, do, as well as Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2017 01:26 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2017 01:26 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 01:26 PM (o/Ar3)
Posted by: Yo! at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (GwIKd)
That is sick. That is not the reaction of normal people.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (NOIQH)
Tribes work.
They aren't advanced, they are societaly backward, but they work. People are wired for a tribal identity. The nation state only worked so long as ethnic conflicts were absent or suppressed.
Blue pigeons peck the albinos to death. That's just the way life is. Add in Islam's clear instruction to convert or destroy and you're going to get messy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (NdM46)
In fact, this was a deliberate attempt to enable an assassination of Geert Wilders by highly sourced people in the Dutch Security services, people who want him dead because of the threat he represents to them. The only good that comes out of this story is that there are also some people in the Security Services who are on to the plotters, because they identified the plot before it could be carried out - undoubtedly the two factions inside Dutch Security know who each other are, and know exactly what was really going on here.
Just like in this country, this situation could quite easily break out into open civil violence, with armed supporters on both sides. That day keeps getting closer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (YsaNw)
I just saved a lot on my car insurance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (NdM46)
That is sick. That is not the reaction of normal people.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (NOIQH)
Good God. How demented does someone have to be?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM (FZYNt)
The passive-aggressive way to power.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM (IqV8l)
Indifference? Hell, I don't think it's a conspiracy theory to presume that the agents was assigned to him intentionally.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM (mf5HN)
Apply liberally (ha!) to Teh Donald.
I don't trust the SS. Not in these times.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (X6fMO)
I just saved a lot on my car insurance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (8J/Te)
Oh, take it from me, they'll be all over you for that! Lousy bastidges!!!
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!! Buuuuuuuuurrp...
Posted by: Hillary! at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (qJhUV)
No, I think that's clearly a conspiracy theory.
Doesn't make it wrong, but it's a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (2lndx)
Indifference? Hell, I don't think it's a conspiracy theory to presume that the agents was assigned to him intentionally.
Yeah, I think there was nothing indifferent about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JEM need more socks at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Lawrence Peter Berra at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (ODaO0)
it helps to be tall and have long legs in a nation that's below sea level and floods at the drop of a hat....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Yo! at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (zoehZ)*
Fixed.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (nNdYv)
In a sane world, this agent, whose name hasn't been released but whose superiors admit to having a "Moroccan background", would never have been put in such a sensitive position.
Well I'm sure they needed diversity on his detail and what's more important. Security or diversity?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (493sH)
I'm beginning to doubt that Islam is the religion of peace that those afraid of being murdered by it tell me it is.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (ODaO0)
Generations spent cleaning windmill blades.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 01:31 PM (o/Ar3)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JEM need more s at February 24, 2017 01:31 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Big swingin Al at February 24, 2017 01:31 PM (s4Q11)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (FZYNt)
Did you learn anything?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Yo! at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Chupacabra
or sticking their fingers in dikes
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (FZYNt)
OT: The son of a mailman is headed into the White House. Or as Granny Botox calls him the Governor of Illinois
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (qU2ch)
"cordon sanitaire" around the PVV, excluding it from real power.
See? I told you other countries do it!
Posted by: Chuckie the Clown Schumer at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (nNdYv)
I just saved a lot on my car insurance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM
It's the wooden shoes that make their trunks so tall.
Posted by: AoSHQ Tree Pun Association at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (FZYNt)
the media that Trump is indeed Hitler and that killing him is a service
to humanity.
Yeah. I seem to recall reading that the head of the SS resigned after Trump became president, so I hope that DHS is taking this opportunity to clean the SS up - it became such a mess under Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM
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Because the women folk stretch to get their heads out from under a Dutch Oven.
Adds inches over many generations.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:34 PM (8XRCm)
I just saved a lot on my car insurance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (WFe5M)
Actually I saved more than just a lot, in half the time. But I didn't want to get unfriended.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:34 PM (NdM46)
The Dutch are the tallest people in Europe by a long shot. I wonder why that is.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM
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Self preservation, in case the dikes break.
Posted by: irright at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (pMGkg)
He won't be PM, even if he wins the election by a wide margin. The other parties will continue the tradition of a
"cordon sanitaire" around the PVV, excluding it from real power.
That would actually be a fantastic situation for Wilders to find himself in. He will have a huge amount of public political support, meaning he could not be ignored completely, but he can sit back and blisteringly criticize everything that happens without having to take any responsibility for anything since he isn't in charge of anything. This is the playbook that Pelosi and Co. ran against GWB and the Republicans in 2006 - 2008.
Also, even if he isn't in the government, in a parliamentary system he'll almost certainly have the ability to collapse any coalition govm't anytime one of the junior partners gets unhappy with doing whatever they're being told to do at the time. Which happens every hour on the hour in a coalition government.
Guaranteed to work, unless you think that the next couple of years in the Netherlands are going to be fun and peaceful, with no challenges to meet at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (8J/Te)
SS resigned after Trump became president, so I hope that DHS is taking
this opportunity to clean the SS up - it became such a mess under Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (NOIQH)
IIRC, that was fake news. It was some IT or cyber security people or something along those lines.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (FZYNt)
Ha! Good advice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (NdM46)
Your move Germany. Now or never
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM
That would be more halal. Is there an instruction manual?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Huma at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (DMUuz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLf7_LmP6I
You bastard, you beat me to it
Posted by: JEM ne at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (gbWkA)
***
Which general said that in USA about Major Hassan? The true tragedy would be if diversity efforts suffered. Yeah fire that guy.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 24, 2017 01:36 PM (eClek)
If he has that much support, why can't he recruit a reliable security detail? For that matter, why can't he carry himself?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:36 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 24, 2017 01:36 PM (icT6u)
It's just part of the continuing flying monkey embargo of the truth in Europe. Rene Zografos WAS one of HuffPo's fab fave Euro contributors - until he had the nerve to tell the truth:
Trump was right about the "refugee" - perpetrated crime wave in Sweden. Mr. Z's reward for accurate journalism? His post was deleted and HuffPo banned him.
story on ZH
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 01:36 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM
That would be more halal. Is there an instruction manual?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Huma at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (DMUuz)
The Venus Butterfly is well-regarded.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (NdM46)
24/02/17 12:56
MOMENTS AGO: President Trump issues executive order directing all federal agencies to seek out and eliminate regulations deemed unnecessary.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (y3aQB)
At a minimum.
Posted by: m at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (3jGss)
There's an old joke: a man is driving his car when he comes to a fork in the road.
He sees a farmer in the field and asks, "Which road goes to Hurleyburg?"
"Don't matter," the farmer replies. "They both do."
"So which is the better one?" the driver asks.
"Don't matter," the farmer replies. "Whichever one you take, you'll only get halfway before you'll wish you took the other one."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (ODaO0)
Famke?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (NdM46)
Noahbierman's avatar
Noahbierman
24/02/17 13:41
Breitbart, OANN, Washington Times are all in White House briefing. CNN and NY Times (and LA Times) not allowed in.
___________________________________________
Poor Little heads going POOOF
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (y3aQB)
"Don't matter," the farmer replies. "They both do."
"So which is the better one?" the driver asks.
"Don't matter," the farmer replies. "Whichever one you take, you'll only get halfway before you'll wish you took the other one."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (X6fMO)
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LadyLibertarian.
Pay Attention.
*THIS* is how you do italics without going to the barrel.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (8XRCm)
And nasty beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (doMyr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
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Or elect a Muslim Brotherhood brother POTUS ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (VWn8X)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (y3aQB)
I think I see a problem with this brilliant plan...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (riF5p)
Rutger Hauer is dutch I believe.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rick in SK
Dammit! Now I have to start all over! I was > < close to having the Aggies at College Station believing me!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (WFe5M)
Adds INCHES over many generations.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:34 PM (8XRCm)
Know any HOT Dutch guys??
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (7uYFy)
24/02/17 12:56
MOMENTS AGO: President Trump issues executive order directing all federal agencies to seek out and eliminate regulations deemed unnecessary.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (y3aQB)
======================
...With extreme prejudice.
*glasses*
*explosion in background*
*awesome guitar riff*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (EvBgT)
Mads Milleken (sp)?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
Hint. He's in a movie that is discussed and quoted here frequently .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (qJhUV)
No, I think that's clearly a conspiracy theory.
Doesn't make it wrong, but it's a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (2lndx)
Fair point. Hell, if I am correct, it is definitionally a conspiracy actuality, not theory. But it would a conspiracy.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (mf5HN)
Its religious texts justify murder, rape, lying, theft and any other bad behavior so long as that bad behavior is practiced against non-muslims. Its highest leaders preach those same justifications.
Until we are willing to admit that to ourselves, we will never win the "war on terror" because we will have not identified the problem that needs fixed in that win.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (9nCnN)
Rutger Hauer is dutch I believe.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Bingo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)
or sticking their fingers in dikes
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (FZYNt)
_______________________________
Ooooooo,, now that's hot!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (0mRoj)
Mads Milleken (sp)?
Mads isn't Dutch. Weegie. Not Dutch.
Rutger Hauer.
"Tears in rain"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (XMhQP)
Mads Milleken (sp)?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
Hint. He's in a movie that is discussed and quoted here frequently .
Going with Mads then. Unless Will Ferrell is Dutch....he's not Dutch is he? He's....what's the word...retarded.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (Vkf+s)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (XMhQP)
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"Well, Christians are human and aren't driven to violence by a negative image of themselves. Muslims are not, so we're not even going to try. No, I'm not racist, why do you ask?"
-Hollywood executive
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (EvBgT)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (ODaO0)
I didn't know Debbie was Dutch.
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: EVLINC!
Yeah, we'll get right on that........zzzzzzz
Posted by: Bureaucrats Everywhere at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (XMhQP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (7ZVPa)
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I'm pretty sure that Dutch from Predator is Dutch.
Not from the Netherlands, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:42 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: "13 year old" "Syrian" "Refugee" at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (ODaO0)
Much of the country is below sea level. So they had to grow tall to see over the dykes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (WDdjT)
_________________________
The killers are not "extreme" Muslims.
Merely "devout" or "observant" or "compliant" Muslims.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (riF5p)
I didn't know Debbie was Dutch.
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me
Got any Dutch in you?
Want some?
Posted by: Rutger Hauer at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (o/Ar3)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (icT6u)
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Claude Van Damme is Dutch.
I seem to recollect something about him playing the Predator... but I could be misremembering.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
order directing all federal agencies to seek out and eliminate
regulations deemed unnecessary.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (y3aQB)
I think I see a problem with this brilliant plan...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (U+9Zc)
Agencies always think their regulations are necessary. Trump needs to set up an independent commission (entirely staffed with economists of the Austrian school) to cut regulations because agencies never will.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (9nCnN)
Got any Dutch in you?
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pssssst........ Dutch people are *tall*
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (LBO1U)
Posted by: RM at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (gbWkA)
So...
If you are going to be a serial killer, a few pointers:
1. Don't transport your victim in a vehicle registered to you. Alive or dead. Just don't.
2. Put your DNA away. As best you can. Don't leave it in warm places that will preserve it.
3. Don't be interesting. Don't select victims that people will miss, like children or housewives. Teenagers might be ok, but be careful with them. Some of them ARE missed by families, as strange as that may seem.
4. Don't send no damned manifesto to the paper or the police. Granted, they might be too dumb to decipher it, but really, if you are taunting them, that's just rude. Don't be rude.
5. Don't stay in any one place for too long, because as damned incompetent as law enforcement can be, eventually you will leave behind something that can be tied to you. Sometimes simply moving from one county to another within a metro area is all you need to keep them from figuring out that you exist.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (9nCnN)
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"ALL of them are necessary, eh?"
-Scott Pruitt, EPA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (icT6u)
No, he's the "muscles from Brussels."
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (7uYFy)
Agencies always think their regulations are necessary. Trump needs to set up an independent commission (entirely staffed with
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (9nCnN)
Fixed it for me.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
Merely "devout" or "observant" or "compliant" Muslims.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (riF5p)
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Only 10% of Muslims are radical and will kill you.
45% of the balance are Moderate Muslims that wont kill you. They just want the first 10% to do it for them.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (EvBgT)
Bring nice glasses and comfortable chairs...I'll bring the scotch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (rF0hx)
6. Get a job working for the police helping solve murders...
Posted by: Dexter at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: redbanzai
If I remember my history correctly, President Truman (D) used former President Hoover (R) in exactly this role.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (XMhQP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (EvBgT)
Bring nice glasses and comfortable chairs...I'll bring the scotch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (rF0hx)
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Cheers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (icT6u)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
Bingo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:40 PM (ODaO0)
Rutger is a piker. And he loves hobos.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (RCS9o)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Secret Squirrel outed him!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM
This. This is why we don't trust the tree rats. Or Outside. Amirite, Empress?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)
The killers are not "extreme" Muslims.
Merely "devout" or "observant" or "compliant" Muslims.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2017 01:43 PM (riF5p)
Exactly... it is interesting to me, and a commentary on the underlying religions, that Christianity taken to an observational limit gets you the Amish and Islam taken to the observational limit gets you... well there are too many muslim terrorists and terrorist groups to name.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (9nCnN)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093773/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (Vkf+s)
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)
6. Get a job working for the police helping solve murders...
Posted by: Dexter at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
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"We're the bestest!"
-Miami Homicide
*slips on banana peel*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (TOk1P)
6. Never grab anyone known to you.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (WFe5M)
I'm a bad moron.
I guess Famke isn't really quotable. Tap-able, yes, but not really quotable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (9nCnN)
Or: your agency gets X pages (12 point TNR font. Single spaced, 1 inch margains) with which to write all your regulations. Figure out what you care about most, and put it on there.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 01:48 PM (KUaJL)
I think I've found someone a tip line would be interested in. Stay where you're at Burt.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:48 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 01:48 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (X6fMO)
So if one went Dutch with her, she'd pay for a quarter of the date? Or 3/4s?
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 01:49 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: agrarian populist at February 24, 2017 01:49 PM (U0f2+)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 24, 2017 01:49 PM (icT6u)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 01:48 PM (ukNFU)
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He still loves us.
I know it.
No, MOM! I'll never leave him!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:49 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:49 PM (493sH)
The Dutch are the tallest people in Europe by a long shot. I wonder why that is.
To avoid being slapped in the face by their dates after finding out its Dutch treat
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (xVuS6)
And Le Pen for France?
How many literal Hitlers are there?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (Om16U)
But if you're on the left, well... the personal is political and the rules just don't apply to your precious self.
Posted by: RM at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (U3LtS)
Wasn't she killed in a kiln accident?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM (NdM46)
Goodness, being a serial killer seems like a lot of work!
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM (X6fMO)
And Le Pen for France?
How many literal Hitlers are there?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (Om16U)
I'm a Hitler, she's a Hitler, wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM (493sH)
And Le Pen for France?
How many literal Hitlers are there?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (Om16U)
How many people voted for Trump?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (0mRoj)
Wasn't she killed in a kiln accident?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM (WFe5M)
Sexual exhaustion, actually.
My bad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (NdM46)
Also for chili lovers, they made the carrot orange.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (ODaO0)
Wasn't she killed in a kiln accident?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:50 PM
That was Fawn Liebowicz.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (9nCnN)
Fixed it for me.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
I can get with that only if it can be entirely staffed with you and redbanzai: destroyer of all rent seekers and scourge of all special privilege claimants:-P
I will have to work on my pterodactyl screech though.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (9nCnN)
**looks at clock**
Fuck it. I'm sick of working. Time to go get drunk.
See you all Monday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM (X6fMO)
Enjoy. I'm at 3hrs and counting. Bourbon for me tonight.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Zero Marines applied for White House detail while Obola was President. They had to be appointed.
13,500 have applied since President Trump took over.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (U+9Zc)
Agencies always think their regulations are necessary. Trump needs to set up an independent commission (entirely staffed with economists of the Austrian school) to cut regulations because agencies never will.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (9nCnN)
He EO's the various agencies to look for and find regulations that are superfluous, and eliminate them. Needless to say, they will do this in a dilatory fashion, or not at all. Result: Trump can now fire many of them for cause. Winning!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 01:53 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 01:53 PM (qJhUV)
I think I've found someone a tip line would be interested in. Stay where you're at Burt.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:48 PM (ODaO0)
Pssst: Addendum to the list... Don't use your real name online.
No but seriously, I'm generally on the other side of the equation, but can honestly say, if I have met any serial killers, I am not aware of it.
But some of the folks I have met over the years, I have my suspicions.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (TOk1P)
13,500 have applied since President Trump took over.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (WFe5M)
Was reading the other day that Steve McQueen was once on President Truman's Marine detail.
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (7HtZB)
Fuck it. I'm sick of working. Time to go get drunk.
See you all Monday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:51 PM
*looks at clock*
Four more hours or so. Fcuk.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (p+Wdc)
13,500 have applied since President Trump took over.
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Really??? Not a single one???
I thought the number would be low.... but NONE??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)
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Freedom: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the TVstar Trump. His 4to8-year mission: to expose strange fake news, to seek out and destroy bad regulations and bad laws, to boldly go where no conservative has gone before
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Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (oGRue)
13,500 have applied since President Trump took over.
Posted by: Dexter at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone
I thought he was Belgian. What about Dolph Lundgren? That sounds pretty Dutch.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (W8bn5)
Might I suggest some Secret Squirrel cartoons?
If you were close enough I'd bring the booze, though I need to get a car smogged first. California and all that.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (TppKb)
-Scott Pruitt, EPA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:45 PM (EvBgT)
This directive requires the #resistors to either come up with some regs to show the boss, or continue to stonewall under cover that all regs are necessary.
heh
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Lundgren is a Swede
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)
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zee shorter ones tend to drown
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (oGRue)
regulations that are superfluous, and eliminate them. Needless to say,
they will do this in a dilatory fashion, or not at all. Result: Trump
can now fire many of them for cause. Winning!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 01:53 PM (WDdjT)
I would be more than cool with that outcome.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (9nCnN)
Being a successful serial killer is a lot of work.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 01:56 PM (QQ+il)
The phrase "You are shitting me" comes to mind, but if true it's a national barometer.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 01:56 PM (TppKb)
heh
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (nNdYv)
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Does anyone know the process for releasing new regulations by an agency?
Does it need approval from the White House or are they empowered to do it on their own?
I know that Trump put out that EO freezing regulations, but I'm just curious at how the process normally works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 01:41 PM (XMhQP)
Well, there was a movie where the good guy (George C. Scott) was a Dutch Reformed pastor.
At least I think he was Dutch Reformed. Maybe he was just Reformed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM (9nCnN)
Lol. PT should hire you and AtC to get rid of unnecessary regulations. It would be delicious to watch..
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (WFe5M)
The panel lady (wish I knew her name) destroyed her. Her points were dead on. The muslim gave some fake state about how only 10% of muslims were radical, 90% peaceful.
Panel lady first informed her the stat was a total fake, that most are in whole agreement with radicals even if they don't actively participate.
But then reminded everybody, even if the stat was real: Probably 95% of average German citizens were peaceful under Hitler. But they stood by while the Nazis slaughtered 8 million people.
Probably 90% of russians were peaceful, while the communists who ruled them under Stalin murdered 15 million people.
90% of every day chinese were peacefully standing by while Mao and his friends murdered untold millions of people.
The Religion of Peace TM shill had nothing to say afterwards.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (1zARK)
At least I think he was Dutch Reformed. Maybe he was just Reformed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (U+9Zc)
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Are you thinking of Hardcore by Paul Schrader?
That movie's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (W8bn5)
Danish, I think.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Dexter at February 24, 2017 01:54 PM (NOIQH)
Having a hot FLOTUS helps, I reckon.
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (a0IVu)
The phrase "You are shitting me" comes to mind, but if true it's a national barometer.
Saw it on Fb. YMMV.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: TRAPPIST 1,2,4,5, and 6, and 7 at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (hqZPQ)
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Being a successful serial killer is a lot of work.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 01:56 PM (QQ+il)
Indeed. And I should have been clearer, about the not being interesting part. Try to keep your victims as mundane and unmissable as possible, but even if you are merely selecting random hookers off the street, for heaven's sake, don't be tying ribbons around their necks, don't be posing the corpses in weird ways... Whether you are slicing up the corpse or simply leaving her nude body in the woods, just leave it there. No funny business.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 24, 2017 01:57 PM (1zARK)
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Curt Schilling got fired from ESPN for posting that on his personal Facebook wall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (EvBgT)
And Le Pen for France?
How many literal Hitlers are there?
Posted by: @votermom @vm
Everybody is somebody else's Hitler.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (W8bn5)
dead on. The muslim gave some fake state about how only 10% of muslims
were radical, 90% peaceful.
Bet it was Brigitte Gabriel. Look her up.
Posted by: Dexter at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (NOIQH)
If you love what you do it doesn't really feel like work.
Posted by: Ed Gein at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: agrarian populist at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (U0f2+)
there's nothing as boring as a slow Friday afternoon.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (YsNvC)
That movie's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (EvBgT)
Turn it off, turn it off!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (NdM46)
And Le Pen for France?
How many literal Hitlers are there?
Posted by: @votermom @vm
Everybody is somebody else's Hitler.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (W8bn5)
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Sane people don't have Hitlers.
A lot of Democrats have Hitlers.
Ergo...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: jd will at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (4fjKI)
Posted by: Kristophr at February 24, 2017 01:47 PM (Vkf+s)
I can neither confirm nor deny.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)
The phrase "You are shitting me" comes to mind, but if true it's a national barometer.
Saw it on Fb. YMMV.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (WFe5M)
Perhaps Trump should replace his secret service agents with volunteer Marines. He would probably be safer that way.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Agent Cooper
How dare you lowball me! I pwned over 40 million with my l33t ski11z.
Posted by: Uncle Joe at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (QDr6b)
The world's most prolific serial killer by confirmed victims was the UK's Harold Shipman, "Dr. Death." He would kill victims that he claimed were in poor health and falsify their death certificates. But he spaced it out enough to not stick out like a sore thumb.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (oZ6kz)
At least I think he was Dutch Reformed. Maybe he was just Reformed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
He played Geerhardus Vos?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (oGRue)
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It helps if you spread out geographically too. Dont cluster them. Not too close to home either.
Vacations work well because you leave town shortly afterward.
..... I would think.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)
Agencies always think their regulations are necessary. Trump needs to
set up an independent commission (entirely staffed with economists of
the Austrian school) to cut regulations because agencies never will.
Posted by: redbanzai
If I remember my history correctly, President Truman (D) used former President Hoover (R) in exactly this role.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 24, 2017 01:46 PM (XMhQP)
Dan Quayle and the Competitiveness Council.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (jK8Z7)
Turn it off, turn it off!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (NdM46)
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What? The trailer for Jack and Jill staring Adam Sandler?
http://tinyurl.com/hlyjvux
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (EvBgT)
That movie's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (EvBgT)
Good catch.
I like the scene where the hooker he's using to find his daughter asks him, what he believes him, and he says, tulip. So she asks him what's that, and he explains the Christian doctrines that tulip is an acronym for, and then she says, "Well, you have what's called a negative moral attitude."
I laffed.
Saw it many years ago. Will not see it again. Schrader doesn't pull any punches.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (493sH)
Thread winner...
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (O2RFr)
Good catch.
I like the scene where the hooker he's using to find his daughter asks him, what he believes him, and he says, tulip. So she asks him what's that, and he explains the Christian doctrines that tulip is an acronym for, and then she says, "Well, you have what's called a negative moral attitude."
I laffed.
Saw it many years ago. Will not see it again. Schrader doesn't pull any punches.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (U+9Zc)
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Ever catch his Exorcist prequel?
It's not perfect, but a serious look at evil in the world.
The opening sequence in Germany in World War II is gut wrenching.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (EvBgT)
That movie's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (EvBgT)
Turn it off, turn it off!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (NdM46)
Which became a running joke on MST3K
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 02:03 PM (7HtZB)
http://tinyurl.com/hlyjvux
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (EvBgT)
Shut it off!
...also.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:03 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:59 PM (W8bn5)
Please, won't you be my Hitler?
Posted by: Hitler Rogers at February 24, 2017 02:03 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 02:03 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 01:55 PM (9nCnN)
Well, I do believe that is how it's intended to play out. Set the Deep State drones a task that is legal, and eminently defensible, but which is entirely alien to their nature. Allow them to fail, or to simply do nothing, and they are now guilty of insubordination or malfeasance, and become fire-able.
And if they do play along, and do eliminate a mess of obsolete regulations, it's all to the good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 02:03 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Don't have a home. Be like the vampires in the beginning of A History of Violence. Murder and rob as you go, but don't be hurried.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (TppKb)
Look upstream for a post from me, a Tweet about CNN, NYT, LATimes
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Joan Jett at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (4bKiB)
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It helps if you spread out geographically too. Dont cluster them. Not too close to home either.
Vacations work well because you leave town shortly afterward.
..... I would think.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)
Be careful though! Some enterprising clown in a police department is tracking credit card statements, and matching them with known murders.
So if you're doing the out of town thing, make sure to at least use cash as much as possible, and do NOT stay in the same hotel chain everywhere you go. Getting Best Western and Holiday Inn to share data is probably harder than getting Apple to give up their security procedures.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (O2RFr)
No. However if true, Chris Cuomo should be tweeting at this very moment.
...3...2...1...
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (W8bn5)
A good answer, but no. It was Herman Dooyeweerd, in the musical adaptation of 'A New Critique of Theoretical Thought'
All 4 volumes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (U+9Zc)
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They are conscienceless objectors.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 01:53 PM (qJhUV)
Thanks tu3031. 4 days old, but I had missed that. Put it in the sidebar.
Posted by: krakatoa at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (RCS9o)
That movie's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:58 PM (EvBgT)
Turn it off, turn it off!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:00 PM (NdM46)
Which became a running joke on MST3K
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 02:03 PM (7HtZB)
Guilty.
I first heard about Hardcore via MST3K. Then I watched it years later.
Whew.
Now I know what 8mm was going for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (NdM46)
All 4 volumes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (U+9Zc)
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My heart soared while watching.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Would you like to know more?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (Om16U)
Nice. May need to steal that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (NdM46)
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Damn! You mean like feather indians?
Wait, oh... I thought that said moccasin gangs. Never mind.
Posted by: Dang, just now waking up at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Would you like to know more?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (QDr6b)
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Your move, creep.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)
I was gonna say, Ed is way overrated because he was so weird. Most of the bodies he had, he dug them up.
Weird and creepy, but not technically a serial killer.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (TOk1P)
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Travelers
Cheques
Dont kill Joan without them.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (oZ6kz)
It's not perfect, but a serious look at evil in the world.
The opening sequence in Germany in World War II is gut wrenching.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (EvBgT)
No, what's it called?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Fen is an assassin.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (NdM46)
It's not perfect, but a serious look at evil in the world.
The opening sequence in Germany in World War II is gut wrenching.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (EvBgT)
Dominion is flawed but still good.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
Don't have a home. Be like the vampires in the beginning of A History of Violence. Murder and rob as you go, but don't be hurried.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (QQ+il)
People fall into patterns so naturally that even their attempts at randomness tend to follow a pattern eventually... at least that is what the math genius from that show NUMB3RS insisted.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (9nCnN)
Oh boy Darkness and Democracy and all that.... delicious...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (O2RFr)
Oh for God's sake some of us were posting that kind of thing YESTERDAY.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (TppKb)
Sorry for not living on the site...
Geeezzzzzz....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
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Upon reflection..... "Dont Cleave Joan with them" would be funnier.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
The must be literally destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (Gh/jd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 02:05 PM (kTF2Z)
You flatter me, sir. I'm nowhere near as interesting as Fen.
I admire the artist, but cannot paint a lick.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (TOk1P)
24/02/17 12:56
MOMENTS AGO: President Trump issues executive order directing all federal agencies to seek out and eliminate regulations deemed unnecessary.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 01:37 PM (y3aQB)
Seems a bit vague. Let's hope the actual order is a little more nuanced.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
can honestly say, if I have met any serial killers, I am not aware of
it."
I've met one, and even at the time (a few months before he was arrested, he's still on Death Row) I knew instantly there was something really scary/creepy about this guy. We had a very polite conversation, it was about some work I was doing, but I was very wary the entire time, and can still remember the conversation like it was yesterday, even though for all intents and purposes it was no more than any other casual conversation.
I should clarify, when I say serial killer, this guy was a local gang leader who killed several people, including a child. He appears to have killed mainly for money and to cement his authority in his gang, but he wouldn't have done it so much if he didn't enjoy the heck out of it. I think it's even creepier to know that this guy had followers at the time who thought that what he was doing was awesome.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (ktw54)
It's not perfect, but a serious look at evil in the world.
The opening sequence in Germany in World War II is gut wrenching.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:02 PM (EvBgT)
No, what's it called?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:06 PM (U+9Zc)
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Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist.
The studio hated it, spent tens of millions of dollars to get Renny Harlin to essentially remake it, and they released that one. It did not do particularly well, and they gave Schrader a few more millions to finish his version which then got a VERY limited theatrical release and a release on DVD.
I bought it blind when it first came out, and it's one of those blind buys I'm very happy with. (Best of those was Downfall, the German movie about Hitler's last days)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (W8bn5)
Yeah, well, Verhoeven can bite my crank for ruining Starship Troopers.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (r/0kC)
Dominion is flawed but still good.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
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I agree. There aren't many movies that take serious looks at morality and evil, so it makes it a bit easier to forgive the flaws of one of the few that does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
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Mass Murder is killing lots of folks at the same time.
Serial Killing is killing lots of folks one at a time.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Stupid Steiner.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (hqZPQ)
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QUERY: What are you if you kill a leprechaun because you're after his Lucky Charms?
Waiting...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
He directed Robocop. What else is there? Any salacious personal details? I'm always a sucker for the lurid sick stuff.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (r/0kC)
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Harlin's isn't BAD bad, but it's not good. It's much more of a typical horror movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
I think serial refers to multiple unique instances of murder, whereas mass murder is generally a large number of people at one time.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (qU2ch)
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It helps if you spread out geographically too. Dont cluster them. Not too close to home either.
Vacations work well because you leave town shortly afterward.
..... I would think.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:01 PM (8XRCm)
You magnificent bastards, I read your book!
Posted by: Israel Keyes at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:52 PM
To be fair, they were given a choice. WH or Diego Garcia.
The wait list for Diego Garcia was bigly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (hqZPQ)
Stupid Steiner.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (hqZPQ)
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I nearly cry during it as we watch children kill themselves as the defenses of Berlin fall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (7ZVPa)
Waiting...
That's just terrible.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
_______________________________
I would think it would be on a time variance as well. 500 dead in one day would be terribly tragic. but 500 dead over 500 days, though, now that would be horrifying.
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (yV4wg)
Ciao
Posted by: Hannibal at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 02:12 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (LBO1U)
Those threats have materialized. This ongoing mass media bombardment of Trump=Hitler associations--portraying Trump as evil personified-- is, in my view, a means of priming mentally unstable people to commit acts of violence.
Imagine you're the quiet loner living in the rec room in the basement. You're lonely and off your meds. You're imagining adoring crowds and the big-time celebrity movie stars inviting you to parties. You'd be the hero of your own movie, the guy who killed Hitler.
So yeah, let's hope Trump has replaced the pack of incompetents formerly in charge of the Secret Service.
Posted by: troyriser at February 24, 2017 02:12 PM (Fw5cQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLf7_LmP6I
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (8J/Te)
That's great!
Posted by: m at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (EvBgT)
Serial Killing is killing lots of folks one at a time.
Posted by: fixerupper
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Spree Killing is killing several people in few days or weeks.
I think that term was first used with the gay guy who shot Versace because gay. Like John Wayne Gacy wasn't gay...
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (8b+oT)
Seems there are more things allowed to say and do in Russia than in the EUSSR, including fighting back when muzzie thugs commit violent crimes.
Shut down NATO, they're not the good guys anymore
Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (Ya7zs)
QUERY: What are you if you kill a leprechaun because you're after his Lucky Charms?
Waiting...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (OeQ/D)
Austin Powers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
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Mass Murder is killing lots of folks at the same time.
Serial Killing is killing lots of folks one at a time.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
General consensus on serial killer status: 5 victims.
And sure, you can have multiple victims all at once, which BTK did, but it's the number of total victims, spread over more than one incident, separated by time/place/episode.
So there are spree killers, like the VA Tech dude, who went from one building to another. Same incident though, so not a serial killer.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (TOk1P)
It's hard to ever really know a serial killer's death toll, especially since they have multiple reasons for inflating their totals upward - it increases their infamy and gives them a potential bargaining chip to avoid the death penalty ('I killed lots more, but if you fry me you'll never find out.'). And it's pretty easy for them to lie since, well, lying and psychopathy go together quite well.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Oh man, Ivan the Russian Bear, used to love hating that guy, and Baron Von Roshki with his "Claw". Both end moves used to make me laugh.
RIP.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Ok at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Dutch at February 24, 2017 02:13 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 24, 2017 02:14 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 24, 2017 02:14 PM (WuRdh)
Dutch oven - covers the news.
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 02:10 PM (8b+oT)
This news is brought to you by Dirty Sanchez
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 02:14 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
IIRC, the distinction is that mass murderers kill a group of people at one time. There may be a few events, but it's many people, all at once.
Serial killers kill a single person to a few people on multiple occasions.
There was a guy up in PA who was busted for being a major drug dealer and the cops ended up finding some (six maybe) bodies buried in his backyard. It got to the point it wasn't clear if he was a drug dealer who killed his rivals or a serial killer who dealt drugs to find victims and make some money.
I thought the other day that now would be a great time to be a serial killer in Chicago. Target gang bangers and how will anyone know you're not just part of Chicago's normal weekend.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 02:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 02:08 PM
Pro Tip: "Lick" the alphabet. When that gets mundane, start learning Traditional Chinese.
Posted by: Huma at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: steevy
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So why not just wear some panties? She's a slut. He's a perv.
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 02:16 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (ODaO0)
Legalized prostitution.
That reminds me of a great Ray Romano line: "I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off."
Posted by: The Hole in the Ground at February 24, 2017 02:16 PM (5JlYa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (YsaNw)
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Did he tear up every copy of the book?
Oh, he made an adaptation that didn't conform with the original.
But the book still exists?
He ruined nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:16 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 24, 2017 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 24, 2017 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)
I was gonna say, Ed is way overrated because he was so weird. Most of the bodies he had, he dug them up.
Weird and creepy, but not technically a serial killer.
Posted by: BurtTC
Yes. But I believe he inspired more literature/movies than any other murderer. So his contribution to humanity was on balance positive.
/s
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:16 PM (W8bn5)
I remember when Reagan began of his own accord to crisply return the salutes of his Marine detail, looking them squarely in the eyes, and the visible pride with which the Marines responded, to be thus acknowledged and respected by the President.
Compare this to Prince Chooming, who would vaguely and dismissively wave a hand holding a paper cup of double decaf vanilla soy latte in the general direction of the Marines, while avoiding eye contact.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 24, 2017 02:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 24, 2017 02:17 PM (5JlYa)
Ah, the "Pee Wee" Gaskins Gambit.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 02:17 PM (QQ+il)
I like the original 8mm, not that cheesy Nicholas Cage romp.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 02:17 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 02:18 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Huma
That is plagiarized from a Sam Kinnison joke.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:19 PM (W8bn5)
student who volunteered at a refugee center, was raped and murdered by a
refugee --- and then her parents (the mom being the EU official) raised
money for refugees at her funeral.
I'm sure they were angry with the police for figuring out who did it. "Couldn't we have had a big mystery instead?"
Posted by: An Observation at February 24, 2017 02:19 PM (XlJ5B)
I nearly cry during it as we watch children kill themselves as the defenses of Berlin fall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:11 PM (EvBgT)
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I've heard vets of the European part of WWII say that the youngins' put into the lines at the end of the war were lousy soldiers, but vicious little nazis. I have no shits to give for them.
Posted by: Soona at February 24, 2017 02:21 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: The Hole in the Ground
There is a problem with police corruption, but it has nothing to do with race. Why is prostitution prohibited? So police departments can fleece people for the crime of having consensual sex. The same kind of bullshit where Eric Garner was killed for the crime of selling cigarettes. There's definitely a problem, but it's a distraction to call it "racial".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 02:22 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Soona at February 24, 2017 02:21 PM (Fmupd)
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It's the lost innocence of youth in support of a death cult that gets me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 02:23 PM (EvBgT)
Here's the weird conspiracy...did they admit all these Islamists on purpose?
Or did Barry O'Fuckhead ask them to do so?
Neither would surprise me.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at February 24, 2017 02:28 PM (GaDRp)
Posted by: Bob at February 24, 2017 02:50 PM (fVGlW)
The problem is that the Netherlands has proportional representation, and while Wilders' party has a plurality, it is far short of a majority, even with possible coalition partners.
Italy, on the other hand, has three anti-EU parties with a combined majority in polling.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2017 03:03 PM (rUIbB)
Yeah, they won't know for sure until Wilders is lying on the floor in a pool of blood.
Somebody needs to lose their job over this. But probably nobody will.
Posted by: Socratease at February 24, 2017 04:57 PM (FqHs5)
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