Ace of Spades Pet Thread

It's that time again, time for the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread, where 4 legged Morons are welcome.

Get comfy and grab a beverage or a piece of pie and enjoy. Before we get going, do any of these dogs belong to you? h/t Oregon Muse

A Little of This. A Little of That.

Daddy cat helps Mommy cat.

The lack of coffee leads to misidentification of "strange" dog.

The joys of owning a tall dog.

Tough dog.

The Pet Thread has its Genius Award Winner.

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The preceding video was submitted by Jane D'oh

Firefighter saves Fido on the ice. h/t CBD.

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Meet The PetMorons

Our first entry today is Lola the English Setter.

This is my English Setter, Lola. My wife says she is the devil dog. Oh and that is one of her long coated Chihuahuas, Arrow, looking on. She has six of them. Poor Lola. Poor me,
Cheers
Tom

This is Clyde, Bonnies brother and the kitty who plays fetch.
As you can see, he also prefers a superior firing position.
To add perspective, the white edge in the lower left is the top of our fridge.
Cheers,
-Brave Sir Robin

Thomas submitted this.

Should have sent this for today! Would have gone over yuugely! IMHO! My sons dog Finley, mixed breed border collie. Chicago USA.

This is Roxie. Excellent dog. Free from the pound, who just shrugged and said "Boxer mix." Our guess is Boxer + American Staffordshire, or maybe just AmStaff. Other guesses welcome.
signed,
"doomed"

This is Gracie, peeking around the corner to see what her two humans are up to. The rest of her 11 feet are around the corner in the other room. (She is a Burmese Python of standard coloration.)-Ron

Hello! I'm a longtime, daily lurker and have been since 2010. Love this site, Ace, the Cobs and especially the pet thread. Attached is a pic of my two dogs.
Greta was a loving and loyal Bernese Mountain dog who was by our side (sometimes underfoot) every second of the day until her hip dysplasia got to be too much for her. We still miss her.
Cooper is the Cavalier mix on the right, whom we rescued about 5 years ago. There may not be a sweeter, happier dog on the planet, although he still misses his Great-girl. Of note, he's not blind, just cross-eyed. Fits right in at our crazy house.
Love to all the moron pets!-Becky

Wow, what a great bunch of pets. Thank you for sharing with us. Do you have a photo you wish to share? Funny animal video or some animal news? You can reach us at petmorons at gmail. We are looking forward to your submissions.

Here's hoping you and your pets have a great week!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 03:00 PM

Comments

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1 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:54 PM (HDU3V)

2 I'll get the corgis

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:54 PM (HDU3V)

3 That top pictures of pups in a truck is a classic. Love it.

Now I gotta go look at everybody else.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 02:58 PM (bpfzP)

4 Clyde needs to be on the book thread.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:58 PM (HDU3V)

5 MisHum, we found Dreamer's long lost twin sister, Lola!

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2017 03:00 PM (Rsi2C)

6 What? No pictures of manatees? Doesn't anyone have a pet manatee?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 03:00 PM (RFeQD)

7 Every bookshelf from University, stately manor or avg home needs a cat on top.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:01 PM (HDU3V)

8 >>>This is Gracie, peeking around the corner to see what her two humans are up to. The rest of her 11 feet are around the corner in the other room.

No offense, but is the reptilian brain capable of understanding affection, the way a mammal pet would understand it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 03:02 PM (W8bn5)

9 The reptile suprised me.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:02 PM (HDU3V)

10 How can an English Setter possibly be a devil dog? They're usually not clever enough to be devilish. (no offense to Lola.)

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:02 PM (bpfzP)

11 The picture of Clyde is great. My divorced wife took our little black cat, that would leap and climb up to high places. She was a sweet little creature, unlike my ex-wife.

I also have an old grey tiger striped cat named Clyde.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 03:02 PM (RFeQD)

12 The reptile suprised me.
Posted by: Skip

Did he snake up on you?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 03:03 PM (RFeQD)

13 Snakes? Big snakes? In the house? On purpose?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:03 PM (bpfzP)

14 Pet Thread!

SNAKE!!!!!!

Great looking group this week.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 03:03 PM (Sfs6o)

15 Don't pet the sweaty things!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 03:04 PM (tHwdc)

16 Clyde appears to have conquered the kitchen.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:04 PM (bpfzP)

17 OT Sorry. Grammie, please see 271 in People who butcher history thread. Thanks.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at February 25, 2017 03:06 PM (V+03K)

18 Thomas - is that downtown Chicago? How in the world did you get that shot of Finley poised in front of Trump Tower? Amazing.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:07 PM (bpfzP)

19 Yay, the food thread!

Posted by: Gracie the Python at February 25, 2017 03:07 PM (kTF2Z)

20
OT Sorry. Grammie, please see 271 in People who butcher history thread. Thanks.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at February 25, 2017 03:06 PM (V+03K)
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Okie doke, Mrs. JTB ..... let me saunter on over ......

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:08 PM (bpfzP)

21 The Genius Award winner looks to me like a toddler being coaxed by his dad into climbing on the back of a cow. Is the genius meant to be the child or the father?

Posted by: Monty James at February 25, 2017 03:08 PM (gKOMX)

22 [Trump voice ON]

The pic on top is amazing, and all the pets are so, so incredible. Clyde is the most unbelievable cat I've ever seen, and Gracie . . . has to be . . . such . . . a great snake!

[Trump voice OFF]

Hey y'all!!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:09 PM (GsAUU)

23 Only my cat Sugar is the bookshelf queen, need to send a picture of her in but she's camera shy.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:09 PM (HDU3V)

24 Kittens gonna go for Yello's nips - then we'll see what kind of daddy he is.

PATRIARCHY!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 03:09 PM (tHwdc)

25 What a bunch of cute pets today, even the snake!

Posted by: josephistan at February 25, 2017 03:11 PM (ANIFC)

26 Isn't a twelve foot python capable of killing a person?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 03:14 PM (kTF2Z)

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at February 25, 2017 03:14 PM (7k64i)

28 25 What a bunch of cute pets today, even the snake!
Posted by: josephistan at February 25, 2017 03:11 PM (ANIFC)

--I agree, Gracie is cute. For me though, pythons are like polar bears: cute and cuddly when they're babies, but no way I'd want an adult in my home.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:14 PM (GsAUU)

29 Put on your thinking cat.

http://tinyurl.com/zyb5fv6

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 03:14 PM (IqV8l)

30 Mrs. JTB -

That place is pretty near my mom's house! In fact, years ago we lived just outside Lake Zurich in Kildeer, so I know the area fairly well. I'll definitely pass the info on to mom. She's kind of on her last whiff of sanity right now. Everything is so overwhelming. Thank you! I appreciate it.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:15 PM (bpfzP)

31 I think Gracie the python is adorable. As are the other Moron pets. I will admit Tom, that I prefer your Lola to chihuahuas. I told my husband he would be right to divorce me if I brought six chi's into the house.

Now six Newfoundlands...

Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 03:15 PM (gfRCk)

32 Greta and Cooper are great. They look like best buds. I'm so sorry that Greta is no longer with you. Bernase Mountain dogs are so wonderful. I always wanted one, so it could pull the kids around in a little wagon.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:17 PM (bpfzP)

33 http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q703/RiverRat1297/Sally_zpsaavibf88.jpg

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at February 25, 2017 03:17 PM (7k64i)

34 OT: Tom Perez beat out Ellison to become new DNC Chair

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)

35 Roxie looks like a great dog. My guess is Boxer/AmStaff too.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:18 PM (bpfzP)

36 OT: Tom Perez beat out Ellison to become new DNC Chair

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)
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Ellison should sue on grounds of religious discrimination.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:19 PM (bpfzP)

37 34 OT: Tom Perez beat out Ellison to become new DNC Chair
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2017 03:17 PM (vBeA5)

--Political comment

To the Barrel, Hat!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:19 PM (GsAUU)

38 Wait, I'm NOT the only one with a Bonnie dog and a Clyde cat?

Dammit.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 25, 2017 03:20 PM (adsVM)

39 --Political comment

To the Barrel, Hat!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:19 PM (GsAUU)
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Nah.... they're all donkeys.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:20 PM (bpfzP)

40 Brave Sir Robin's kitteh is clearly,

Death From Above.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2017 03:21 PM (EZebt)

41 Nah.... they're all donkeys.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 03:20 PM (bpfzP)

--True, but it needed to be worked in to the comment. A jackass reference was just hanging over the plate for him.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:21 PM (GsAUU)

42 Aw. Who knew that pythons could be shy and cute?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 03:29 PM (sdi6R)

43 Yay, the food thread!

Oooh takeout, too bad I can't drive - Fore!, swish, Five!

Posted by: JEFemiratus at February 25, 2017 03:29 PM (8J/Te)

44 Once again our dad, Cannibal Bob, has failed to submit our awesome kitty photos. He gets one more chance before we smother him his sleep and gnaw on him a bit for good measure.

Posted by: Patch and Fluff at February 25, 2017 03:30 PM (BB1en)

45 You know how a young child will try to get a Mom's attention by saying "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom" over and over?

I think I've accidentally taught my cat to do that.

Sometimes she makes this bleating goat sound which is... kind of unexpected.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 03:32 PM (J5mC3)

46 Nice bunch of pets!
But, I want a piece of glass between me and Gracie...

Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 03:32 PM (w7KSn)

47 45 You know how a young child will try to get a Mom's attention by saying "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom" over and over?

I think I've accidentally taught my cat to do that.

Sometimes she makes this bleating goat sound which is... kind of unexpected.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 03:32 PM (J5mC3)

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Go on.

Posted by: Achmed at February 25, 2017 03:33 PM (kTF2Z)

48 Isn't a twelve foot python capable of killing a person?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Probably not, but he could probably polish off a house cat or a small dog.
Might be kind of an exclusionary pet, if you ask me.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 03:33 PM (RFeQD)

49 If I had a python I would of course name it Monty.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 03:34 PM (sdi6R)

50 Isn't a twelve foot python capable of killing a person?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Big deal. Hammer's only alive because he feeds me.

Soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 25, 2017 03:34 PM (ZO497)

51 My littlest black tom had a couple of nasty abscesses on his back, and I took him to the vets' to get stitched up. He got shaved, stitched up and shoved into a blue ruff to keep him from chewing, first the drainage tube, and then later the healing stitches.
I had him in a kennel which he found to be a hardship once he was really on the mend, and I got the stitches out last Thursday.

Poor guy is going to have seams like a baseball from now on, but when the hair grows back he may only show a badger stripe.

He is fine, he has put weight on from eating well and being cooped up, and just as hard to catch and hold now as he was when I first had to take him to the vets'.

Nothing is as expensive as a free kitten.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 03:35 PM (XMCn6)

52 You know how a young child will try to get a Mom's attention by saying "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom" over and over?

I think I've accidentally taught my cat to do that.

Sometimes she makes this bleating goat sound which is... kind of unexpected.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 03:32 PM (J5mC3)

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Go on. Posted by:
Achmed at February 25, 2017 03:33 PM
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Any ideas you have will not work out well.

Kitty cat still has all her claws and a nice set of teeth she is not afraid to use.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 03:36 PM (J5mC3)

53 Derp. What is the email for the moron pets?

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at February 25, 2017 03:37 PM (doMyr)

54 I think I've accidentally taught my cat to do that.

Sometimes she makes this bleating goat sound which is... kind of unexpected.

Posted by: shibumi

My old grey cat does that when he's hungry. it's kind of weird. It's not his meow, which sounds different.
My other calico cat cries at night when I turn off the lights and go to bed, until I fetch her up to bed with me. She's such a big baby sometimes.

She misses her best pal, my big yellow lab that died last summer.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 03:37 PM (RFeQD)

55
Hey gang. Wifey and I saw "Kedi" a couple of weeks ago and it is a must-see IMHO. We were in Istanbul sadly just a week or so after the hideous Mavi Marmara incident. Anyway, the city is overrun with cats and it is incredible how the citizens of the city take care of them. If you can forget the tragedy that has befallen Turkey since Erdogan stole the country 11 odd years ago, it really is a remarkable place.

Go see the movie if it's playing near you (it's not in wide release). The cats are incredible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2017 03:37 PM (mbhDw)

56
If I had a python I would of course name it Monty.
Posted by: rickl

And feed it Spam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

57
8 >>>This is Gracie, peeking around the corner to see what her two humans are up to. The rest of her 11 feet are around the corner in the other room.

No offense, but is the reptilian brain capable of understanding affection, the way a mammal pet would understand it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 03:02 PM (W8bn5)

Are you questioning my devotion to Mary Matalin?

Posted by: James Carville at February 25, 2017 03:40 PM (XWkhW)

58 Well, i was having a great day until someone told me Ellison lost. I bet there was some cheating going on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 25, 2017 03:40 PM (cOHS7)

59 I look forward to the pet thread every Saturday. The whole family does - whoever sees it first makes the announcement. I need to send in a pic of the 'sharn doggies...

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 25, 2017 03:41 PM (PzBTm)

60 Great pictures everyone!

Question: Does Gracie try to bite you when you pick her up?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2017 03:42 PM (5VlCp)

61 Nothing is as expensive as a free kitten.

Outdoor: expensive parasite treatments
vs
Indoor: expensive carpet/furniture replacement.
vs
Naps on your lap while watching TV

Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 03:44 PM (8J/Te)

62 >>>Sometimes she makes this bleating goat sound which is... kind of unexpected.

Posted by: shibumi

try to answer her back in the same way and see what she does.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 25, 2017 03:45 PM (YUcxK)

63 In that kitties and puppies compilation: sometimes with those big dogs and those tiny kitties, I think, how were you sure they wouldn't think they were snacks?

Posted by: m at February 25, 2017 03:47 PM (3jGss)

64 Naps on your lap while watching TV
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 03:44 PM (8J/Te)

It's worth it. They are all rescues, they are all happy, and they fit me to a T.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 03:49 PM (XMCn6)

65 No offense, but is the reptilian brain capable of understanding affection, the way a mammal pet would understand it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 03:02 PM (W8bn5)

--Birds can; there's a reason some are called love birds.

I think some reptiles have it in them. Some mama crocs protect their babies. (Ah, baby crocs can also be cute, but don't want a grown-up!)

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:50 PM (GsAUU)

66 Dogs are awesome. That is all.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 03:54 PM (0mRoj)

67 Im in the mobile clinic for the horse dentist. I dunno if Ben Had remebers dictor Miller, but nobody else balances a mouth better. I have five for him today. Two stallions two geldings and my favorite mare

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at February 25, 2017 03:55 PM (x2ULS)

68 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2017 03:37 PM
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Thanks for the movie recommendation! It's in my area next month, will hopefully see it then!

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 03:55 PM (J5mC3)

69 good God, I despise cats.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:56 PM (M3DRt)

70 A snake. I don't think so.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM (Ivjge)

71 At some point last night I woke up with both cats on top of me and WeaselDog under the covers in a little ball by my side. They're all ridiculously pampered, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM (Sfs6o)

72 I also have a black kitteh who loves being up high. He can leap onto my fridge from the floor.

Snakes actually make good low maintenance pets for people who aren't squeamish. You do have to handle them on a regular basis to keep them tame. I don't currently have a snake, but had a red-tailed boa constrictor when I was young.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM (Zd2ZF)

73 69 good God, I despise cats.
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:56 PM (M3DRt)

The feeling is mutual.

Posted by: Cats at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM (GsAUU)

74 Firefighter saves dog on the ice. That's Jamaica Pond. I used to live near it. We'd walk our shepherds over there. Probably happens about once a month in the winter. They chase a squirrel or a rabbit out and break through. Occasionally, they'd have a deer run out and break through and have to get them out.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 03:58 PM (qJhUV)

75 good God, I despise cats.
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:56 PM (M3DRt)

The feeling is mutual.
Posted by: Cats at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM

I hear humans taste like chicken.

Posted by: sharks at February 25, 2017 03:59 PM (J5mC3)

76 They know

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:59 PM (M3DRt)

77 75 good God, I despise cats.
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:56 PM (M3DRt)

The feeling is mutual.
Posted by: Cats at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM

I hear humans taste like chicken.
Posted by: sharks at February 25, 2017 03:59 PM (J5mC3)

Pork.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 25, 2017 04:00 PM (0mRoj)

78 Come on Dr Lecter, you should know that eating people gives you gas.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 04:01 PM (y+dK5)

79 Tom-

You now have 5 long haired chihuahas.
As you were.

xoxo

Posted by: Gracie the Python at February 25, 2017 04:02 PM (89T5c)

80 69 good God, I despise cats.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:56 PM (M3DRt)

The feeling is mutual.

Posted by: Cats at February 25, 2017 03:57 PM (GsAUU)
Cats don't despise people, they just aren't people pleasers like dogs are. And they're ok with that. They haven't been domesticated as long as dogs, so humans have to earn their trust. Once a human earns their trust, a cat can be as loyal and forgiving as any dog in my experience. But it takes time and patience.

Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:04 PM (Zd2ZF)

81 Cats are the worst.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:06 PM (M3DRt)

82 No offense, but is the reptilian brain capable of understanding affection...

****

You misspelled 'feline'.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 04:08 PM (wPiJc)

83 My sons dog Finley lived 40 floors up in the loop. I took him for a walk once down by the river, on the way back Finley slipped out of his collar and I didn't even realize it til we got back to the apt. building. Very well trained dog !

Posted by: Thomas at February 25, 2017 04:09 PM (QSn4c)

84 ...Am I the only cat person left in this damn thread?

Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

85 I have special needs dogs, still much better than cbats

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:12 PM (M3DRt)

86 Cats are just fine and are lovable pets.

Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 04:13 PM (w7KSn)

87 84 ...Am I the only cat person left in this damn thread?
Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

--Nope. I love cats and dogs both.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 04:14 PM (GsAUU)

88 I saw a thing for "Star Trek Cats." That's a book. You can kind of imagine what it is.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2017 04:14 PM (MZcWR)

89 Troll status = achieved.

Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 04:15 PM (w7KSn)

90 I'm more of a big dog person, but I treat my cat just like a dog, and he seems to like it. I treat my dog like a dog, but he seems to act more like the cat. Cats know when you are not going to cater to them, so they work harder.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2017 04:15 PM (MIKMs)

91
Cats are the worst.

Dogs are the wurst.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2017 04:16 PM (IqV8l)

92 No im a cat person too. I even tame feral cats. I have a once feral calico who is as loving as any dog, as loyal, but a sharp judge of character. And i say this as a woman who has blue heelers and Aussie s ( gods most loyal dogs, in my experience)

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at February 25, 2017 04:16 PM (x2ULS)

93 69 good God, I despise cats.
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:56 PM (M3DRt)

My dad hated them too, so I never had any growing up. I never did get a straight answer from him as to why he hated them. I remember him taking off a shoe and throwing it at a cat that wandered into our backyard when I was a kid.

Many years later, I was living in an apartment and my neighbor adopted a long-haired black kitten named Chloe. She would wait for me at the window when I got home from work, and I petted her with one finger through a hole in the screen.

Chloe and I totally bonded, and it was definitely mutual. I could go on for hours with stories about her.

I have met my soulmate in this life, and she turned out to be a cat.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:17 PM (sdi6R)

94 cats down under the stars seem ok.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:18 PM (M3DRt)

95 Am I the only cat person left in this damn thread?

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Cats are absolutely amazing.

However, they should not be compared to dogs, any more than you should compare your pool boy to your surgeon.

/the pool boy says 'woof'

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 04:18 PM (J5mC3)

96 Cats know when you are not going to cater to them, so they work harder.
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Please tell my cat that, she did not get the memo.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 04:19 PM (J5mC3)

97 Posted by: B Goode Johnny

Hmm. If you rearrange the letters in that nic, there's the word "dog" in there....

Posted by: m at February 25, 2017 04:20 PM (3jGss)

98 nice videos, but I gotta call bullshit on the supposed "coyote into the medical center stairwell" video. What, they think albino coyotes are a thing running around South Carolina?

That's a white german shepard with a good bit of mud on his legs, almost certainly someones pet and desperately looking for some humans that will give him something to eat. My daughter has one that looks almost exactly like that. (yes, they all have pointy ears just like coyotes do)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2017 04:21 PM (V2Yro)

99 87 84 ...Am I the only cat person left in this damn thread?
Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

--Nope. I love cats and dogs both.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 04:14 PM (GsAUU

Cant we all just get along?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2017 04:22 PM (voOPb)

100 doing it just for you

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:22 PM (M3DRt)

101 84 ...Am I the only cat person left in this damn thread?
Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:11 PM (Zd2ZF)
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Nope! I like cats (and dogs) more than I like most people.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 04:23 PM (Sfs6o)

102 Google once again features someone obscure, today Ida Lewis.

I'm guessing she's one of those feminists from the bygone 19th century who were pro-life.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 04:24 PM (GsAUU)

103 I have met my soulmate in this life, and she turned out to be a cat.
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One of my dogs loved my grandmother totally and was simply ridiculous jumping around her and when over at her house, going through every blessed corner to make sure she was secure. Grandma did not approve of animals in houses but she tolerated mine. I really wonder if the dog would have left me for her.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2017 04:24 PM (MIKMs)

104 My sister- who will be back on her way to England via Dublin in about an hour-has two Bernese Mountain Dogs. She's owned that breed for 19 years. One of the Bernese is about 100 lbs, the other about 70. She says they do have a lot of health problems, but her last Bernese lived to be 13 which is rather old for that breed Very good tempered. loyal dogs. She doesn't have any children, except that her dogs are like her children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2017 04:24 PM (fDdVG)

105 ...Am I the only cat person left in this damn thread?
Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

Did I miss something? Did the guy who claims to hate cat signal this was a joke or are we being trolled?

Anyhoo, my eldest cat is watching my fingers type, and growing angrier with each touch.

You see, my hands were designed, in his opinion, for one purpose: stroking his head, scratching his back, running fingers through his coat.

Any other use is an insult, to him. It's personal.

And he's been remarkably tolerant of this one post here.

Oh, and where's the dog? In the other room. She really doesn't care what I do with my hands.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 04:25 PM (Pz4pT)

106 I have idiotic French. bulldogs, they make me laugh all the time

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:27 PM (M3DRt)

107 Animals posing for their highly anticipated musical albums, Cute!

http://tinyurl.com/zxwov68

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2017 04:29 PM (fDdVG)

108 Six (well, now five, thanks to Gracie) Chihuahuas: Are they all from one Chihuahua family? I'm curious about how you end up having that many.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2017 04:29 PM (3jGss)

109 Am I missing something? I truly hate cats.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:31 PM (M3DRt)

110 *BURP*

Posted by: Gracie at February 25, 2017 04:31 PM (GsAUU)

111 Someone doesn't like cats?

This cat loves you. :^)

http://tinyurl.com/j32ryt6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2017 04:31 PM (fDdVG)

112 And I thought that the picture of the Burmese python, Gracie, was great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2017 04:33 PM (fDdVG)

113 Love all these beautiful creatures, even the snake. My dad hated snakes. He was in a retirement community until one day a snake came slithering into his apartment as he was going out. I got a call at work with him screaming into the phone that I had to get over there right now and get the g-d snake out of there and he was packing to leave too.

Posted by: Abby at February 25, 2017 04:33 PM (HBU7W)

114 Why did it have to be snakes?

Posted by: Henry Jones, Jr. at February 25, 2017 04:34 PM (GsAUU)

115 Unfortunately,it seems cats don't mind me.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:34 PM (M3DRt)

116 Nothing is as expensive as a free kitten.

I'll see that and raise you a "free" rescue dog. I probably could have gotten a National Field Trial Champion for what Layla has cost us in meds for her blood disorder. But it wouldn't be Layla, the sweetest dog we've ever had. When she came to us, at 2 years old, the vet doubted that she would live to be 5. Last month she had her sixth birthday and is an energetic, enthusiastic, goofy piece of our hearts.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at February 25, 2017 04:36 PM (IJX6l)

117 Once a human earns their trust, a cat can be as loyal and forgiving as any dog in my experience. But it takes time and patience.
Posted by: Aunt Luna, a sane cat lady at February 25, 2017 04:04 PM (Zd2ZF)

One of our cats was born and raised in a shelter. Lovely place, but she really had no exposure to free roaming, and I assume rarely any view of the outside world.

She was six years old when I brought her home (why her? Because she spent her whole life in a shelter!), she sweet and affectionate when she decides to be. Most of the time though, she hides or runs away when I am coming near.

I wouldn't have it any other way. She is who she is, and it's a privilege having her in our home.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 04:36 PM (Pz4pT)

118 >>>115 Unfortunately,it seems cats don't mind me.
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:34 PM (M3DRt)

They let you think that. They're just waiting to catch you off-balance.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2017 04:36 PM (3jGss)

119 We haven't seen a PetMoron octopus yet.

Posted by: what's up with that? at February 25, 2017 04:37 PM (wpC7C)

120 I found clear evidence that there was a rat in my apartment. My neighbor was going away for the weekend, and I asked her if I could borrow Chloe.

I had to buy cat food, a litter box, and litter. Chloe didn't catch the rat, but I never saw any evidence afterwards. The rat evidently decided to go elsewhere.

But a permanent friendship was forged that weekend.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:37 PM (sdi6R)

121 OT Sean Spicer on DNC Chair announcement...

As his first official act as DNC Chair, Tom Perez emailed Senator Warren the questions for the first 2020 primary debate.

Posted by: golfman at February 25, 2017 04:37 PM (48QDY)

122 They are soulless creatures.

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 04:38 PM (M3DRt)

123 >>>121 OT Sean Spicer on DNC Chair announcement...

As his first official act as DNC Chair, Tom Perez emailed Senator Warren the questions for the first 2020 primary debate.
Posted by: golfman at February 25, 2017 04:37 PM (48QDY)

That's from the parody account

https://twitter.com/sean_spicier?lang=en

Posted by: m at February 25, 2017 04:38 PM (3jGss)

124 I am curious about the chis as well. How do you keep them from obnoxious pack behavior?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2017 04:40 PM (MIKMs)

125 My two are always in the same room with me. They are kinda irritated with me today because no kid, so they were looking forward to a day of uninterrupted sleep. I got up and am using the kitchen computer -- cat is grooming the dog and giving me the evil eye.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2017 04:43 PM (MIKMs)

126 Does that mean my Mini-pin is part Coyote? She has pointy ears and thinks she is every bit as big as a German Shepherd.

Posted by: Semilitterate at February 25, 2017 04:45 PM (hsz7G)

127 At some point in our past, we had rescued a total of five kittens while we were stationed in Italy.

All of them were "Free"

All of them traveled back to the States with us when we PCS'd back home.

And they didn't travel for "Free".

A "Free" cat is about like a boat.

Something which one keeps pouring money into.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 04:45 PM (J+eG2)

128 Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2017 04:47 PM (89T5c)

129 128

Actually is a local yacht with that very name...BOAT

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at February 25, 2017 04:48 PM (5Uq5D)

130 Prometheus did not light a fire. He whistled up a dog. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2017 04:50 PM (zLDYs)

131 to each their own, i don't want any snake livin in my house. i don't like snakes at all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 04:51 PM (KP5rU)

132 Looking at my record of expenditures for last year, I spent $2800 on my two cats. That includes food, litter, and vet visits.

They were free when I got them.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:51 PM (sdi6R)

133 Great. A cat hater on the thread.

Last Sunday we had to euthanize one of the sweetest animals I've ever known (and I've had dogs, horses, and other felines).

Our precious 14 y.o. Spanky. She had been having health issues for a couple of weeks, and the vet was trying to pin down what was going on. So of course, while the vet was closed, she began moaning and gasping for air on Sunday morning. I stayed by her side (and her "sister" Sandy lay down beside her) and we comforted her as best we could until my husband made it back from church and we could take her to the 24 hr. emergency clinic.

I've never been so brokenhearted to hold an animal as it drew its last breath in my arms. Husband, son and I kissed her and told her how much we loved her, and she was "talking" to us to let us know she wanted to go home.

Anyhow, I sent a lovely picture of her to Mis Hum in happier, healthier days. She was truly our "puppy cat" and loved every single person she met. Hope her picture is posted soon. She and Sandy were on the very first pet thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

134 nood chess/open

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 25, 2017 04:57 PM (U+9Zc)

135 119 We haven't seen a PetMoron octopus yet.
Posted by: what's up with that? at February 25, 2017 04:37 PM (wpC7C)\

Believe me. I would post that photo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2017 04:57 PM (voOPb)

136 Well, I'm outta here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)

137 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

--Can't wait to see another pick of her!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 04:58 PM (GsAUU)

138 I have a 17 minute rambling video interview that needs editing down to more palatable 1.5 to 2 minute vid. I have no experience or knowledge in this field - but it's a digital file I can send to anyone with the relevant abilities.

Anyone here do that? Know anyone that does? Have any idea of what the cost might be?

It's an interview inside an enclosed vegetable growing room, well-lit, but it is so unprofessional and rambling it cannot be used to show off the start-up growing operation that had it made. I'm considering getting an edited short vid at my expense just to help them. But I don't know what to expect in the way of expense.

Any advice and/or direction will be appreciated.

Posted by: An American Commoner at February 25, 2017 04:58 PM (pxwEr)

139 Chess Nood

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:59 PM (HDU3V)

140 >>No offense, but is the reptilian brain capable of understanding affection, the way a mammal pet would understand it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

No.

Posted by: Mary Matalin at February 25, 2017 05:17 PM (/Nite)

141 Last month she had her sixth birthday and is an energetic, enthusiastic, goofy piece of our hearts.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at February 25, 2017 04:36 PM (IJX6l)

My little cat I've had for 7 years. The vet told me when I took him in the first time that he tested positive for FLV and would probably only live 6 months top.

Except for this and a previous abscess, he has been remarkably healthy. Part of the reason and the expense is he and my big black tom like to wrestle.

I've mentioned it before, there are few things as wonderful as sitting in the back yard on a dewy Summer morning feeling the morning cool start to burn off, listening to the birds, drinking bitter coffee and watching the cats rassle on the grass.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 05:33 PM (XMCn6)

142 Believe me. I would post that photo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2017 04:57 PM (voOPb)

Knowing AoS, it would be a blue-ringed octopus!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2017 05:42 PM (UDXti)

143 An American Commoner at February 25, 2017 04:58 PM

You might try an ONT some night. I think more techies hang out there. I got a tech question answered there once.

Good luck.

Posted by: KT at February 25, 2017 06:33 PM (qahv/)

144 On the link with the coyote following the doc to the office:

I was once walking on a path at the Newport Back Bay (California) when some other walkers caught up to me and told me that a coyote had been tracking me from my right, a little behind me. A number of pets disappeared along the side of that wild-ish area.

Great thread today. Even the snake has some appeal.

Posted by: KT at February 25, 2017 06:39 PM (qahv/)

145 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)
So sorry, sweetie. I'm holding you in my mind. I've had to do this very thing too often. Last time was this past September. It never gets easier.
I once had a garter snake. His name was, "Dwight Fry" (actor from original Dracula movie). He was very affectionate. I've also had many water newts. Interesting little critters. They like classical music.
I'm drive-by posting. On a new chemo protocol of six pills per day; screws with my body, as chemo is wont to do.
This thread makes me happy. Every time.
Be well, horde. Seeya soon.

Posted by: Ritabootoo at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (HsCg+)

146 119 We haven't seen a PetMoron octopus yet.
Posted by: what's up with that? at February 25, 2017 04:37 PM (wpC7C)

Here you go:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jzs3qur

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

147
145 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)
So sorry, sweetie. I'm holding you in my mind. I've had to do this very thing too often. Last time was this past September. It never gets easier.
I once had a garter snake. His name was, "Dwight Fry" (actor from original Dracula movie). He was very affectionate. I've also had many water newts. Interesting little critters. They like classical music.
I'm drive-by posting. On a new chemo protocol of six pills per day; screws with my body, as chemo is wont to do.
This thread makes me happy. Every time.
Be well, horde. Seeya soon.

Posted by: Ritabootoo at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (HsCg+)

Ritabootoo, you were totally willlowed!

Prayers and best wishes!!!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (4DCSq)

148 AAAAAAAHHHHHH Snake! Its after you! have those people been heard from since? If so its probably the snake trying to trick you like Eve!

Posted by: JoshO at February 26, 2017 02:08 AM (RBKix)

149 "42 Aw. Who knew that pythons could be shy and cute?"

Nobody who survived

Posted by: JoshO at February 26, 2017 02:12 AM (RBKix)

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