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The Legend of Donald Trump (MJ)
1. His apartment in Manhattan is decorated in solid platinum but he had it coated in gold to appear humble.
2. He patented the words 'tremendous', 'beautiful', and 'disaster' just so he could make a little pocket change while giving speeches. 3. Trump tower was originally developed as the tester for Trump Brand Condoms™ but then he discovered the market size was one. 4. He has exactly four items hanging in his closet: blue suit, red tie, white shirt, and Joe Biden's ridiculous fucking grin. 5. On November 9th he sent a cheap plastic button to Russia that said, 'Thanks Bitch.' In English. 6. When he started using the nickname Little Marco, Rubio shrunk an inch. 7. Chuck Norris is afraid of Trump's shadow. 8. He doesn't give a rat's ass which bathroom Lindsey Graham uses. 9. He whispered to Meghan McCain that he was going to grab her by the pussy, then shook her father's hand. 10. He organized a photo shoot with a bald eagle just so it could know what it was like to be so close to a symbol of pure freedom. Add your silliness in the comments...
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyboy at February 20, 2017 06:58 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 20, 2017 07:12 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2017 08:17 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2017 08:17 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2017 08:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2017 08:18 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:19 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:22 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 08:23 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:25 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:26 PM (b7fwp)
And Nanzi Pelousi checks under her bed every night to make sure the PDT isn't under there. Prolly the closet too.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:27 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Farmer at February 20, 2017 08:28 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:28 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Their Swedish Moms at February 20, 2017 08:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:29 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2017 08:29 PM (3gBCr)
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 08:30 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:31 PM (IDPbH)
Also the reason you no longer see a real lion on the MGM logo.
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 08:31 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 20, 2017 08:32 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 08:30 PM (mt8X9)
Her. Make sure to call her Miss OregonMuse. She likes it a lot.
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2017 08:32 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: LTC O at February 20, 2017 08:32 PM (ZkztE)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:33 PM (ANIFC)
Donald is in the lobby of Trump Tower, getting into the elevator, when a hot Hungarian blond jumps in with him.
Door closes and they're alone. The blond says: I'm going to give you the greatest blow job ever.
Trump thinks for a beat and replies: OK, what's in it for me?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2017 08:33 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 08:33 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2017 08:33 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:34 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 20, 2017 08:34 PM (ptQdD)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:35 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at February 20, 2017 08:35 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 08:36 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Concerned Students of Silliman Hall at February 20, 2017 08:36 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 20, 2017 08:36 PM (ROIz5)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 08:37 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 20, 2017 08:37 PM (AmMfi)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:37 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 08:37 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2017 08:37 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:37 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Cob Loggers Union at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (PjWy4)
Coincidence? I think not!
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (J8/9G)
Okay, I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (LTHVh)
I never got that joke, but this is plausible.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (5fSr7)
Interesting. I always think McMaster-Carr, which says something about me, too.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:39 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:34 PM (ANIFC)
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Who is generally considered the Fifth Beatle -- is it Yoko, George Martin, Neil Aspinall, or another?
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 08:39 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 08:39 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (ANIFC)
7. He spake, and hIs Head TrIbble dId rear up on the crown of hIs head,
8. And utter an un-Earthly shrIek (whIch observers InItIally thought mIght be Cthulhu hImself, but our sanIty was spared),
9. After whIch the TrIbble laId waste to my carefully organIzed communIty wIth a hue, a cry, and an odor of pork frIed rIce that had over-stayed Its welcome In the refrIdgerator.
10. And wIth another cry dId the TrIbble brIng forth a new golf course upon the face of the Earth.
11. And the people dId make merry upon the course and enjoy life.
12. Then dId Trump turn hIs baleful eye upon me and say: "ThIs Is how you organIze a communIty."
Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDeskLivesMatter at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (16mmj)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (cq/qc)
https://youtu.be/Kn9Xsmj942E
For great justice!
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Hamilton at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 20, 2017 08:32
LOL, thanks for the chortle.
Posted by: Farmer at February 20, 2017 08:41 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 08:41 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (ANIFC)
Now that's funny!......President Trump is living the dream!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2017 08:41 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:43 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 08:43 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Steve Bannon at February 20, 2017 08:43 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Hamilton at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (sCjDS)
Every President's Day, it will rip the sax out of animatronic Clinton's hands & shove it up obama's animatronic coal chute.
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:44 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:44 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 20, 2017 08:44 PM (cq/qc)
11. And the people dId make merry upon the course and enjoy life.
12. Then dId Trump turn hIs baleful eye upon me and say: "ThIs Is how you organIze a communIty."
Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDeskLivesMatter at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (16mmj)
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Okay, #10 got my attention ...
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 20, 2017 08:44 PM (mt8X9)
9. He whispered to Meghan McCain that he was going to grab her by the pussy, then shook her father's hand.
10. He organized a photo shoot with a bald eagle just so it could know what it was like to be so close to a symbol of pure freedom.
Okay, the rest are kind of silly, but THESE two I believe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2017 08:44 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 08:46 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:46 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 20, 2017 08:47 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 08:47 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 08:47 PM (0tfLf)
The last guy that tried to screw Trump on a business deal got his head lopped off when Trump tossed his hair at the miscreant, Oddjob-style.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2017 08:47 PM (cuZZW)
bearingarms.com/jenn-j/2017/02/20/ no-black-targets-movement/
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2017 08:47 PM (JROHO)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 08:48 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 08:48 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 08:48 PM (J8/9G)
Donald Trump will require WH Press Corps members to obrain and wear diamond-studded chokers, with each one bearing an engraved nameplate that reads "I Am Donald's Bitch".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 08:49 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 08:39
I'd call it the guy who died in Germany of an aneurism, Stu Sutcliffe? Who is Neal Aspinall?
Posted by: Farmer at February 20, 2017 08:49 PM (o/90i)
Now that Trump guy on the other hand...
Posted by: John McCain at February 20, 2017 08:49 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:49 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 08:50 PM (tr2D7)
When his buddies asked him how he could reach the 12 inch length, DJT answered, immodestly, 'I just fold it in half'.....
Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 20, 2017 08:50 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 08:50 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: Farmer at February 20, 2017 08:49 PM (o/90i)
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I think he was the Beatles' financial manager or something for like 40 years ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Dirty Mike at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (D5vF0)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:40 PM (ANIFC)
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Then wives then ask for Secunda nocta
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
Trump makes chili with karats.
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
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Nice-looking, but impractical.
Plus, I'd hate to be the mechanic to have to change those out.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (J8/9G)
Donald Trump laughs with mocking disdain at chili without carrots.
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
I declare this to be Fake News!
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (9iR5/)
Donald Trump will bring the NFL to heel by insisting that all 32 teams immediately adopt the name "Redskins".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2017 08:51 PM (bQxkN)
If Best was the drummer first, wouldn't that make Ringo the fifth Beatle?
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (bQxkN)
But while I think The Big Guy would get a kick out of it, yep, heard Him laughing knowing what I was thinking, not so sure about others.
Posted by: teej at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 20, 2017 08:54 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 08:54 PM (J8/9G)
Gutzon Borglum declined the offer to sculpt a monument to Donald Trump's hair because he insisted that only Mt Everest would do the Magic Scalp Weasel justice.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2017 08:54 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2017 08:54 PM (hVdx9)
Wait, I may be thinking of someone else.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 08:52 PM (v1g1+)
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Yeah, not happening.
Posted by: Raider Nation - Vegas Bound at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (9iR5/)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2017 08:55 PM (hVdx9)
He also personally knows DB Cooper.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2017 08:54 PM (hVdx9)
He keeps them in a private zoo, along with Judge Crater & Amelia Earhart.
I watched Night Gallery last night
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:56 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 08:56 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 08:57 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at February 20, 2017 08:57 PM (g1MTt)
NYC Top 40 jock Murray The K, when the Fabs came to America, used to style himself the Fifth Beatle.
Posted by: Squints at February 20, 2017 08:57 PM (uxyrp)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:57 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 08:58 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Commander Data at February 20, 2017 08:58 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 08:58 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2017 08:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (qIhPN)
Posted by: josephistan
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Trump doesn't give a shit about fooling Mother Nature.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (7N6ox)
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Wait, wait, weren't those the Secret Service call signs for Mooch and Barry?
Posted by: That's Racist at February 20, 2017 09:00 PM (OVUYQ)
Donald Trump has had sharks with laser beams mounted in their heads since he was twelve years old.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:00 PM (v1g1+)
Trump thinks the most interesting man in the world is kind of boring.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (IDPbH)
Trump has the previous most interesting man in the world mowing his lawn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2017 09:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 09:00 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2017 09:01 PM (8nWyX)
Trump gets royalty payments every time the phrases alt-right and alt-left are used in social media.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:01 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Boone at February 20, 2017 09:01 PM (8yCZZ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:01 PM (PqqkK)
Now they're just known as "The Islands".
Richard Branson won't let him fly on Virgin Airlines.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2017 09:01 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:02 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:02 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:02 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 09:00 PM (9iR5/)
When Trump crosses path with a bear , the bear plays dead.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 09:02 PM (IDPbH)
MEDIA ALERT - Milo Yiannopoulos Press Conference In New York City
Tuesday, February 21 2017 at 3pm
Milo Yiannopoulos will be making his first on-camera comments to press
regarding the recent controversy over statements Milo made during Joe
Rogan and Drunken Peasants podcasts. Questions will be taken following a
statement.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2017 09:02 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 09:02 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (PqqkK)
9. He whispered to Meghan McCain that he was going to grab her by the pussy, then shook her father's hand.
Burns. Sick they are.
Posted by: Master Yoda at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 08:59 PM (IDPbH)
Well the new one is.
I wouldn't be shocked if there is some sort of push to either end the campaign for Dos Equis completely or to have the original return.
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 20, 2017 09:04 PM (Eynls)
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Thanks for the info. Remember seeing something about his funeral at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:04 PM (mt8X9)
Yuuuge Monitor. Really Classy.
The best. Ever.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2017 09:04 PM (ZuGkg)
Donald Trump is about to force the Mexican government to buy the Great Wall of China, then disassemble it using deported illegal aliens from this country, transport it to our border with Mexico and rebuild it there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:04 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:04 PM (PqqkK)
He's kind of a dick, you should probably rough him up a little.
Posted by: lauraw at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (D+nQH)
Donald Trump sees nothing but dead people in the WH Press Room.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (v1g1+)
Swedish blonde lady on Tucker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)
Is this on PornHub?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (xJxz7)
Am I doing this right?
Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (qIhPN)
Posted by: buzzion
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Ugly dude...and needs some serious cosmetic dentistry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (Tyii7)
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i thought that was crew maintenance?
true story: i was in a DS maintenance company once, for a couple of years.
they enlisted some SYT to be a mechanic: she was so petite she couldn't lift her tool box, or break loose lug nuts on a Deuce.
however, she was young, nubile, black and, apparently "friendly" so she was headed to E-5 when i left those idiots and went to the 1/18th Cav instead.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (JROHO)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 09:07 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2017 09:07 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:07 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (qIhPN)
I LOL'd
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:07 PM (ANIFC)
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
"And that fucking Trump guy"
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:07 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 09:08 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 20, 2017 09:08 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: Squints at February 20, 2017 09:08 PM (uxyrp)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (tr2D7)
Trump gets royalty payments every time the phrases alt-right and alt-left are used in social media.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:01 PM (v1g1+)
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Got a chuckle out of moron "filbert" in the Milo thread refer to them as the ctrl-left ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 20, 2017 09:09 PM (Tyii7)
He's kind of a dick, you should probably rough him up a little.
Posted by: lauraw at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (D+nQH)
Please have MJ e-mail me. I would like a word with him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 20, 2017 09:10 PM (KW1qk)
Trump slaked that thirst. He is our Davy Crockett.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at February 20, 2017 09:10 PM (uB+td)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 20, 2017
That right there. That right there is funny
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:10 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2017 07:42 PM (SjImc)
Trump can install shelves in seconds flat--using his teeth.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (9iR5/)
PDT put his hand in the box and the box cried
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (mtGE/)
Thus far Donald Trump has spared the Earth from the ravages of global warming by refusing to light one of his farts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (b7fwp)
MJ is a friend and an old timey AoS commenter. I gave him openblogger keys last week.
He's kind of a dick, you should probably rough him up a little.
Posted by: lauraw at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (D+nQH)
Oh sorry lauraw....I had no idea you'd be the bitch I'd have to cut.
Wait...that didn't come out right.....um, thanks?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2017 09:11 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2017 09:12 PM (wmcUK)
Some scientists call the result of this bet THE FUCKING MOON.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 09:12 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 09:12 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (tr2D7)
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If he didn't cry while watching the original Brian's Song ... I'm done with him!
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:12 PM (mt8X9)
Did somebody see the previews of this one, or is it live right now?
Obama's ambassador to Sweden has a...is it not Iranian...name?
"I could get into the weeds with you over these numbers..."
"I don't want to get into numbers..."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 20, 2017 09:13 PM (H5rtT)
Trump kegeled until its head exploded.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boone at February 20, 2017 09:13 PM (8yCZZ)
Trump got rid of the IRS, EPA, Dept. of Education, Dept of Energy and all funding to "public" broadcasting.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY)
Obama's ambassador to Sweden has a...is it not Iranian...name?
"I could get into the weeds with you over these numbers..."
She should go into the BOG!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2017 09:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alana at February 20, 2017 09:14 PM (XZS4L)
Kwisatz Haderach
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2017 09:14 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Beverly at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (CLufM)
Posted by: George RRRRR Martin at February 20, 2017 09:06 PM (Tyii7)
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I first read that as "Olbermann's dick" and wondered if we have technology that precise ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (wB8Tg)
Donald Trump is going to bankrupt that putz Zuckerberg by launching InYourFacebook.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Beverly at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (CLufM)
Posted by: Boone at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (8yCZZ)
They'd go Quayle hunting.
Posted by: Squints at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (uxyrp)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (cq/qc)
Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Beverly at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (CLufM)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: teej at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (cq/qc)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (mt8X9)
Well, nanotechnology is getting pretty amazing these days.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (KW1qk)
- - - -
Yeah. I've burned thru 35% of my battery sitting here. It's friggin great to win!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 20, 2017 09:10 PM (KW1qk)
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Threadwinner!
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (oVJmc)
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i thought that was crew maintenance?
true story: i was in a DS maintenance company once, for a couple of years.
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We learned the hard way tankers should never be left to their own devices.
Yes, it's operator-level maintenance, but how many of those gold bars would be left?
As far as the chick-story, wtf does that have to do with anything?
Posted by: Raider Nation - Vegas Bound at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Beverly at February 20, 2017 09:16 PM (CLufM)
Thus proving when you just have a thread about Trump, it breaks the internet
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (mtGE/)
Death was actually ok with it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (nQ10o)
Sweden is in "It's all Skittles and Unicorns" mode.
BTW, there is a blogger by the name of Fjordsman. He's now at Gates of Vienna. He's been blogging about Muslim violence in Sweden for at least 15 years.
Or go to Jihad Watch and search Sweden.
They have problems. Serious problems.
But obviously, the only answer is to let their women be raped and killed, while protesting their crime rate is going down.
Posted by: Louis Farrakahn and the Hair Guy fron Ancient Aliens at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:19 PM (xJxz7)
Stay thirsty my Friends...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 20, 2017 09:19 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:20 PM (Ni8Pt)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 20, 2017 09:20 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 09:20 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2017 09:21 PM (wmcUK)
Posted by: Beverly at February 20, 2017 09:15 PM (CLufM)
--It's also at the end of All Your Base Are Belong to Us.
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU)
Okay, I don't care who you are, that's funny.
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MINE
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2017 09:21 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 20, 2017 09:21 PM (xJxz7)
Donald Trump has had all of Obama's skittle-shitting unicorns hunted down, killed, dressed out, butchered and frozen. They'll be served at all WH State Dinners.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (J8/9G)
When Trump was elected, Apatow said, he felt like "a person about to get raped, but I didn't know how bad it would be." Now that Trump is president, he added, "I feel like I've just been raped and I just don't know if I'm going to get murdered."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)
That's Jenjhis Khan- John F. Kerry D- Vietnam
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (y3aQB)
Optimus Prime in disguise.
Posted by: Hamilton at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (KW1qk)
======================
Zing!
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:23 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2017 09:23 PM (PqqkK)
From Trump Tower on down
To the yuge place they call Mar-A-Lago...
The Media, they said,
Damn near shitted the bed
When the gales of November came early.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 20, 2017 09:23 PM (P8951)
raped, but I didn't know how bad it would be." Now that Trump is
president, he added, "I feel like I've just been raped and I just don't
know if I'm going to get murdered."
Shut up and take it like a man.
Posted by: Steve Bannon at February 20, 2017 09:23 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:24 PM (NBHj5)
When Trump was elected, Apatow said, he felt like "a person about to get raped, but I didn't know how bad it would be." Now that Trump is president, he added, "I feel like I've just been raped and I just don't know if I'm going to get murdered."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)
Take it to the bank, Apatow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:24 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:24 PM (GsAUU)
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The pussy is going to feel real stupid when he realizes that he's still vertical four years from now.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 09:24 PM (CRotO)
Donald Trump - in before the Big Bang
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:25 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:25 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU)
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Remember the "Do It For Denmark" ad campaign?
A similar "Do It For Trump" ad campaign would reverse Europe's declining birth rates ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:25 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY) fnord (auHtY)
I know some of you are enjoying this, but I simply cannot enjoy a bunch of emotionally crippled eight-year-olds screaming like a stuck pig that they are *literally starving to death* because dinner is an hour late.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2017 09:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:25 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Alexander at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hepcat at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (JROHO)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY) fnord (auHtY)
I know some of you are enjoying this, but I simply cannot enjoy a bunch of emotionally crippled eight-year-olds screaming like a stuck pig that they are *literally starving to death* because dinner is an hour late.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2017 09:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Sit back and enjoy the unbearable deliciousness. There are new servings every day.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (nQ10o)
And he chugs the Water of Life because he likes the taste.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (mtGE/)
On the painting's mistaken attribution, he writes "Lyin Leo couldn't even paint by numbers. Had to write his diary using a mirror because he had no friends. Sad!"
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (TneZq)
Posted by: teej at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (GsAUU)
He put the ram in the tam-a-lam-a-ding-dong. And the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong thanked him.
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:28 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 20, 2017 09:28 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 20, 2017 09:28 PM (J8/9G)
On second thought, let Donald do it.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:28 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (GsAUU)
He's kind of a dick, you should probably rough him up a little.
Posted by: lauraw at February 20, 2017 09:05 PM (D+nQH)
Please have MJ e-mail me. I would like a word with him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 20, 2017 09:10 PM (KW1qk)
Oregon(NotA)Muse(d) by thread stomping.
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (IDPbH) fnord (IDPbH)
1996.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: The Gipper at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (oVJmc)
Trump has his cake and ate it too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (qIhPN)
He's sending 5 million replacements.
Posted by: The Onion at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (cq/qc)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 09:26 PM (IDPbH)
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They've been wearing the "Bill Clinton gag appliance" since 1992 ..
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:31 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:31 PM (Ni8Pt)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:31 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:31 PM (/cksx)
Trump has his cake and ate it too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:29 PM (auHtY)
Trump had his Kate and Edith too.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2017 09:32 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2017 09:32 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 20, 2017 09:32 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:28 PM (/cksx)
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LOL
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:32 PM (mt8X9)
He's sending 5 million replacements.
Posted by: The Onion at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (PjWy4)
THREAD WINNER
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:32 PM (nQ10o)
Are you going to eat that?
Posted by: North Koreans at February 20, 2017 09:32 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 20, 2017 09:33 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 09:33 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 20, 2017 09:33 PM (KW1qk)
Donald Trump is goingvto buy up all copies of Stars Wars Episodes I, II and III and make George Lucas eat every one of them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (b7fwp)
Trump used a TV show to try to find an Apprentice...
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (mtGE/)
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just a random story from my time in a maintenance unit, nothing more. i thought you would have the background to appreciate it, and find as objectionable as many of the unit did.
here's another one: we were assigned as wheel vehicle support for a massive AT convoy from SoCal to Club Bob, in central CA.
our first truck died before we got to the Sepulveda Pass leading into The Valley... less than 15 miles from the Armory in Compton.
we then had them die all the way up the I-5 and Hwy 46...
most had clogged fuel filters, because the geniuses in that section never trained using both fuel tanks, preferring to just use the driver's side one, so that it would easier to refill at the end of drill.
thus the DF2 had sat in the tank for at least a year and, unexpectedly, grown algae. when they started drawing from that tank, it clogged the fuel filters.
it took us 3 days to get just our shit to Bob, before we could start getting everyone elses in.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (JROHO)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:30 PM (b7fwp)
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So true. The perpetually miserable who won't be perfectly miserable until we're all equal in misery ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:34 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:35 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2017 09:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2017 09:35 PM (JO9+V)
And he chugs the Water of Life because he likes the taste.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (lutOX)
THIS.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:35 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 09:35 PM (tr2D7)
You owe me a new laptop, I swear!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 20, 2017 09:36 PM (tHwdc)
Oh, man, 2020 is a shoo-in if he does that!
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:36 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:36 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2017 09:37 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:31 PM (Ni8Pt)
Putin in turn leans forward... and pretends it's Trump.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2017 09:37 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 20, 2017 09:37 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 20, 2017 09:38 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Locke Common at February 20, 2017 09:38 PM (XPkir)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2017 09:38 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:38 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2017 09:39 PM (wmcUK)
Posted by: V Putin at February 20, 2017 09:39 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2017 09:39 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: V Putin at February 20, 2017 09:40 PM (PqqkK)
THAT would be friggin' awesome!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:40 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 20, 2017 09:38 PM (79p/O)
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PDT issues an Executive Order mandating the 1993 Oscar for Best Supporting Actor be seized from Gene Hackman and given to Val Kilmer ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2017 09:40 PM (mt8X9)
You don't want to know where.
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 20, 2017 09:40 PM (NcVHh)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 08:38 PM (eeTCA)
Hit someone with one of those books, they'll think they've been slapped down by Trump.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 20, 2017 09:41 PM (jKUeC)
How else did he know yesterday about the night before riots that didn't happen until the night after he made the remark.
He meant to say, "The riots that happen tomorrow night."
Posted by: Hap N. Stance at February 20, 2017 09:41 PM (Y+zKZ)
Trump always feels lucky, punk
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2017 09:41 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: V Putin at February 20, 2017 09:41 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at February 20, 2017 09:42 PM (uB+td)
It's pure propaganda.
Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2017 09:42 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2017 09:18 PM (ANIFC)
I imagine the women might--while they're being raped.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:42 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 20, 2017 09:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2017 09:43 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2017 09:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Brian at February 20, 2017 09:43 PM (Xni1r)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2017 09:35 PM (JO9+V)
Heh. My client actually won that and asked for another!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at February 20, 2017 09:43 PM (uB+td)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:44 PM (mtGE/)
Fortunately, SYTs weren't an issue in my units (thank God).
Clogged filters...you poor bastards.
From what I heard, maintenance wasn't a very high priority in the 70s-early 80s.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 09:44 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2017 09:44 PM (wmcUK)
How else did he know yesterday about the night before riots that didn't happen until the night after he made the remark.
He meant to say, "The riots that happen tomorrow night."
Posted by: Hap N. Stance at February 20, 2017 09:41 PM (Y+zKZ)
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CAIR here wants you to know they are very concerned about how this weeks terror attacks will affect Muslim backlash.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 20, 2017 09:45 PM (bUjWk)
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Donald Trump can makes Swedish women yell...his name
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:45 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 20, 2017 09:46 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2017 09:44 PM (wmcUK)
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Threadwinner.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 09:46 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Locke Common at February 20, 2017 09:47 PM (XPkir)
all that glitters is gold
and she can't buy a stairway to heaven
because trump already made a deal for it
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:47 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 20, 2017 09:47 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at February 20, 2017 09:47 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 09:48 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: Brian at February 20, 2017 09:48 PM (Xni1r)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:48 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 20, 2017 09:49 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Ni8Pt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:27 PM (lutOX)
He bought the manufacturing and labeling rights. Now it's the Water of Trump
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2017 09:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:48 PM (PqqkK)
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Ewww.
McCain's moobs leaking...
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 09:50 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:50 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:50 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2017 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:51 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 09:52 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: logprof at February 20, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:49 PM (Ni8Pt)
Trump ate all Bob's garmonbozia, then Bob asked if he wanted seconds.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2017 09:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2017 09:52 PM (/ZEVC)
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That would be so cool if true.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 09:52 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:52 PM (Ni8Pt)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2017 09:53 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2017 09:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Disturbing. Is he a regular here?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 20, 2017 09:53 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:53 PM (mtGE/)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4351026/clinton-1995-immigration-sotu
Posted by: David at February 20, 2017 09:53 PM (Gq8qV)
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2017 09:53 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:53 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Batterup at February 20, 2017 09:54 PM (mtGE/)
Georgia Lass, on 'Dead Like Me', once tried to reap Trump's soul, and he wouldn't let her have it; said 'too much work to do. I am not leaving until America is Great Again.'
Posted by: Hap N. Stance at February 20, 2017 09:54 PM (Y+zKZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2017 09:54 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at February 20, 2017 09:55 PM (b7fwp)
Check out Trump Saltmining, Inc by Sargon of Akkad - it's glorious:
https://youtu.be/Ep-YbqfkuzM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 20, 2017 09:55 PM (Ni8Pt)
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Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2017 09:57 PM (ZIFyZ)
From what I heard, maintenance wasn't a very high priority in the 70s-early 80s.
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so, same old you?
this was in the 90's. it wasn't so much a priority issue as it was people being lazy and leadershit letting them be.
many of the senior people were FFT's that w*rked at the bis shop in Long Beach (DS/GS) or for the local OMS (light repairs) and so they didn't want any w*rk done our fleet during drill, just to protect their daytime j*b.
the fuel thing was because they were too lazy to have to top off both tanks each month. OMG, i'd have to move the truck to fuel the other side if i used both tanks.
idiots
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2017 09:57 PM (JROHO)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at February 20, 2017 09:58 PM (18h+i)
He's kind of a dick, you should probably rough him up a little."
But, he's still BANNED, and you can't fix that, can you little missy?
Posted by: ChrisP at February 20, 2017 10:02 PM (83BgE)
He then boarded Air Force One and said " This to."
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2017 10:05 PM (5c3Fr)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 20, 2017 10:06 PM (JyFLk)
Oh god, please let it be true
Posted by: Jeanne del Norte blanco grande at February 20, 2017 10:09 PM (B9dAp)
Trump has two.
Posted by: Hamilton at February 20, 2017 10:11 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 20, 2017 10:18 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: DeplorePaul at February 20, 2017 10:29 PM (5vn7I)
Posted by: matthewdean at February 20, 2017 10:37 PM (H+Beu)
Posted by: braininahat at February 20, 2017 10:40 PM (7KoHa)
Posted by: Jolo at February 20, 2017 11:50 PM (HoCMU)
Posted by: New York Sentry at February 21, 2017 03:25 AM (H+EnG)
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Donald Trump.
They once made a Donald Trunp toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/
Posted by: MichaelT at February 21, 2017 08:32 AM (JeAp+)
The Rutles. He wrote better songs than any of those
others.
Posted by: Glenn John at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (LilNs)
supposedly P McCartney helped with one of Bonzo
Dog B. songs "I'm the Urban Spaceman".
Posted by: Glenn John at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (LilNs)
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