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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/14/17) Happy V.D. Edition
Quote I
Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Quote II
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. -Charles M. Schulz
Quote III
There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. -Bryant H. McGillPurchase a spouse? The cost of getting rid of a spouse or obtaining one has always been expensive.
Back in the early-to-mid 1800s, “wife selling” offered itself to many Brits as an easier and less costly alternative to a traditional divorce.
Before 1857, the year that the first divorce court would appear in England, divorcing one’s spouse was a tough and costly endeavor. In order to legally file for the dissolution of a marriage, you’d need a private Act of Parliament and the blessing of a church — necessities that would, today, cost around $15,000.
Stage 1: Falling In Love First there is that attraction, then the dating.
The attraction, is it in the eyes? Is it the voice?
The attraction accelerates.
Stage 2: Becoming a Couple While the infatuation is strong, you become a couple.
At times it pays to think before speaking. And it doesn't hurt to have a calendar marked with important dates.
Stage 3: Disillusionment We are all human, what started true and strong can become confusing.
Sometimes the breakup is unavoidable.(NSFW)
And feelings are hurt.
Stage 4: Creating Real, Lasting Love But, you work it out and remain a couple.
Don't forget to practice your listening skills.
Keep your expectations realistic
One of the toughest things being a couple are money issues.
Remember forgiveness
Remember, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your family.
If it doesn't work out, you're not the only one who has had a broken heart. (NSFW)
Quite the story of the heart. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
The ONT has been brought to you by the way to a man's heart.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:29 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 14, 2017 09:29 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 09:31 PM (q29nF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2017 09:32 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2017 09:32 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 14, 2017 09:32 PM (UpGcq)
The really important event today is Jack Benny's birthday. Born in 1894, if he were alive today he'd be 39.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: IC at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
I am glad some of you have found love in life. I know I never have despite having been married twice.
I really know how to pick 'em.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (zx9t+)
498 Hey logprof, if you're still here:
I had to bail on last night's ONT pretty early, so didn't get to respond to,your kind word about Baby Sister, so:
Thank you!
Posted by: ibguy at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (vUcdz)
That first quote is absolutely, positively true.
The second one ain't bad, either.
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (qJhUV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVtSES6esQ
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Jmel at February 14, 2017 09:35 PM (tv+BP)
Thanks for all the kind words regarding my library pic in the book thread. They are very much appreciated. I returned the empty beer cans, dust bunnies and hobos to their proper places.
Love to you all you filthy animals. XOXO
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2017 09:35 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Rodney King at February 14, 2017 09:36 PM (cm7e2)
Posted by: Jmel at February 14, 2017 09:35 PM (tv+BP)
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Yeah, cuz "they" kept giving him daughters. Oops.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:36 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (IcT7t)
Makes me wanna puke.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (voOPb)
I saw him in concert in Peoria, IL. My then-girlfriend bought the tickets as a birthday present for me. Since Kinison was a native of Peoria, he had some local color to his jokes -- specifically about the girls from her hometown.
At the end he invited everyone to meet him at Steak and Shake. The riverfront Steak and Shake -- Peoria, after all.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: huerfano at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (jkkMG)
Hey Reggie, Mooch is going to be gone for a few days...you know what that means...
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: All Rose at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:39 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Axl Rose at February 14, 2017 09:40 PM (VSenK)
Then again, I also like Bob Dylan's voice, so maybe I have odd tastes in singers.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (AQMFK)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Daryl Hannah at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (voOPb)
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Everyone knows already.
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (FWsdM)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (E/ibL)
Well done Mis Hum!
Happy VD morons!
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: All Rose at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (VSenK)
After she's with her new man (and you become insane and need fertilizer for your corn out back).
Posted by: Johnny Depp at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (cm7e2)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (ltDdP)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (dkExz)
Do we have any Hebrew speakers here this evening?
How would one pronounce this: Ga-De (make-up brand) I guess I mainly want to know if the "g" is hard?
Happy Valentine's Day!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: Daryl Hannah
Lillian Jackson Browne stole my idea of writing cat detective stories.
Posted by: Rita Mae Brown at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (W8bn5)
==
Kid the Younger called it that for the longest time
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (cm7e2)
The world is burning! Let's masturbate...
Posted by: The Divine David at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (WDdjT)
About leaving,
Leaving me behind,
Baby, bring it to me
Bring your sweet lovin,
Bring it on home to me.
-Sam Cooke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (ltDdP)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (bUjWk)
This is the first Valentines Day since my divorce in 2003, that I have not had a girlfriend...
Of course... this break up was special... I've always been told I could drive a Woman Crazy... but this is the first one that literally ended up in the Psych Ward...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: The Frshly Blown Margins at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Al Capone at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: The Divine David at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (E/ibL)
I'm in!
Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ltDdP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mother Teresa at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (cm7e2)
He was probably hungry. All those year of running on empty.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (qUNWi)
Probably a hard G.
But without seeing the Hebrew letters it's tough to know for sure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (rF0hx)
Same was a skirt-chaser of the worst sort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ZO497)
Maybe, beautiful song though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (ltDdP)
150 tapes and 2 racks. For $50.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Barney Frank at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (ZO497)
There was actually an article posted (from somewhere else) on Free Republic about a decade ago about the difficulty of getting a date if you are a conservative. As far as I'm concerned, my best hope for love would be the utter and permanent destruction of the Democrat Party.
So rather than try to thread the needle and get some woman to barely accept me--that is, until some Democrat whispers in her ear and turns her against me--I will instead treat the Democrats as my personal enemies in the hope that someday they won't be around to sabotage my love life.
Posted by: Ken at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (g1LxY)
He was probably hungry. All those year of running on empty.
Ok...I definitely have to scroll back up for that one.
BRB.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (qUNWi)
rule #2 it's all small shit.
david lee roth circa 1990 something.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (OuELg)
That's right. Hebrew has a 'g as in golf' with gimmel, but there is no 'j as in Juliet' sound.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Mae West at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (cm7e2)
Posted by: 10 CC at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (0mRoj)
By the hour or half hour as needed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (5VlCp)
Fortunately, we here in 21st century America have progressed far beyond such primitive arrangements.
Actual contemporaneous Craigslist ad, verbatim:
"I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don't need it but its paid for so O don't have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady (preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week."
Who says romance is dead?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mother Teresa at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (cm7e2)
Hence my antipathy toward Valentines.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (W8bn5)
link in nic
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Plato at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (cm7e2)
150 tapes and 2 racks. For $50.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (oXKWd)
That would have been $100 for me.
$50 for the tapes.
$50 for the explosives to send it to hell. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Pontiac Motor Division at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (oXKWd)
So, if you shitcan all the rap and hiphop tapes, as I presume you will, will there be room in the racks for your fly-fishing tape collection?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (WDdjT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X1_IEfgtI
If the launch pad looks familiar, it should. It was the site of most of the Saturn V and Space Shuttle launches. This was the first live firing on that pad since the last Shuttle launch in 2011. SpaceX is currently targeting a Saturday morning launch for a cargo resupply mission to the ISS.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (oXKWd)
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Don't know about Cooke, but I'm sure Kinnison was hitting some top shelf tang.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (TGcoT)
Posted by: All Rose
There are 2 True Crime networks, TJN and ID. If you watch either of them on a regular basis, the lesson is: If you're married, sleep with one eye open.
Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other. Also, a surprising number of children are killing their parents.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (0mRoj)
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: ibguy at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (vUcdz)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569708872785920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569783221006337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569876200329217
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569956139630597
Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (Ya7zs)
I bet I get $3-400 for the tapes.
I needed the racks boots and blanks...but they gor for about $40 each.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (oXKWd)
My grandmother (Papa Basura's mom) was working on a particular Valentine's Day in Chicago as a cleaning lady. She heard some popping noises coming from the other side of the wall of the building she was in. Turns out it was the St Valentine's Day Massacre taking place next door.
True? Who knows. It is a few moments of entertainment.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)
Yesterday at work: "Hey, guys, don't forget to pick up something for the missus, or girlfriend."
Today at work: "Oh, man, you're in trouble staying this late today!"
F'em all.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (FWsdM)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (3mGF9)
Posted by: J. Geils at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (JO9+V)
Cooke was hitting clean poon, though. It was the early 60s.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Henny Youngman at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (cm7e2)
Hell at this point I'd take the ex allowing me to be a dad as a sign of love, but she refuses to do that after 5 years. The kids are like tin beggers cups she uses to attract her second and third and fourth sources of income. Meanwhile over 200 grand trying to get the experts and lawyer to punch back.
Love would be leave me the Fuck alone I have not done a damn thing let me be a dad, but no. It's the feminist mantra from the late 60's. Kill the father not the Mother.
Night Hordelings. enjoy the sanity And feel the love (this is encouragement and not sarcasm btw).
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (LiqBV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570043825696768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570141720739840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570225883709440
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570304577204225
Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (Ya7zs)
"I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which
attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in
suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch
has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on
it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I
don't need it but its paid for so O don't have to sell it. Now here is
what I am looking for. A lady (preferable married to how wants the jeep)
she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your
wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed
title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife
and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she
will be for a week."
Who says romance is dead?
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What time do you want me to drop Hillary off? If you want me to come get her before the week is up it will cost you extra.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 14, 2017 09:56 PM (/Nite)
Bet that arrow was shot with a longbow. If they'd have used a crossbow, it'd have gone through way more hearts.
Posted by: Cupid, with a crossbow at February 14, 2017 09:56 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 09:56 PM (aMlLZ)
Love the one you're with.
Posted by: Stephen Stills at February 14, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)
The real February holiday is tomorrow. That is my mom's birthday.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 14, 2017 09:57 PM (bZ7mE)
There's something eerily bioluminescent in here.
We call that The Reaver.
Find your happiest place.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:57 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Groucho Marx at February 14, 2017 09:58 PM (cm7e2)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 09:58 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (
Does he mean a winch?
I wonder how many offers he's had.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 09:59 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: Liawatha at February 14, 2017 09:59 PM (nWc4E)
I always joke with my wife that as long as I'm worth more alive than dead, I don't have to worry. But if the equation ever flips the other way...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 14, 2017 10:00 PM (VSenK)
"Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other."
Saith Lt. Provenza, "It's always the husband, it's always the husband, it's always the husband."
While Lt. Kenda knows anyone can kill at some point.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 14, 2017 10:00 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:00 PM (hdMKX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:01 PM (KP5rU)
Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other.
Sh*t! I'll never be free of him.
Posted by: Olive Oyl at February 14, 2017 10:01 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:01 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 10:02 PM (3mGF9)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:02 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Pinocchio at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)<<<
You tell Cortana to get in that kitchen and make you a sammich!
Posted by: Master Chief at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (Xpeyq)
The blue glow? It's Cherenkov radiation. Pay it no mind.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Joan Crawford at February 14, 2017 10:04 PM (cm7e2)
Posted by: redenzo at February 14, 2017 10:04 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (nlbfN)
It's like they know and they don't care. Image that kind of attitude from Microsoft.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
small driscoll's box, totally thought of you
hope you and your husband had a great day
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (3mGF9)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (w+Jhj)
Harry Mudd
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (bZ7mE)
I needed the racks boots and blanks...but they gor for about $40 each.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (oXKWd)
Problem is: the guy who buys them will be the jackwagon who plays them in his car with the 800 Watt subwoofer while he's stuck in the lane next to me at a long light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Liawatha
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'Souvenir of London', Procol Harum
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (FWsdM)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (Om16U)
And be sure to not mix up which gift goes to whom.
Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Joan Crawford at February 14, 2017 10:04 PM (cm7e2)
True dat!
Posted by: Andre Rison at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)
I destroyed my laptop last week because of that windows 10 abortion. I beat it with my fist till the hard drive died. Fuck windows 10.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm working on a rap-seeking missile.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)
That's funny. Thank you, I hope you are having a great day too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (WDdjT)
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I keep a canned air horn in my car specifically for those douchebags.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (WDdjT)
Hahaha...some of it is good shit. Public Enemy, Run DMC, De La Soul, B. Boys...lots of early Crew and somw NWA, too.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)
And ladies, they make a hella good lipstick, and you get all the good feels for buying Israeli, just sayin'....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (gR+Ht)
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Posted by: Andre Rison at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (JO9+V)
Never play poker with a guy named after a city and never, ever have a girlfriend named "Left Eye".
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM
No Grandmaster Flash?
Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
Lick My Decals Off Baby...a real hit with biker chicks
Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (FWsdM)
Posted by: Batterup at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Bill Clinton
Yeah, like anyone would trade a perfectly good jeep for a drunken,old hag who can barely stand.
Dream on. You aren't getting rid of her that easily/
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (gR+Ht)
Even at an Israeli Burger King:
http://tinyurl.com/joavdd9
Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (E/ibL)
An artist, accountant and engineer are sitting at a bar discussing wives and girlfriends.
The artist insists wives are of no use, that everyone needs a girlfriend to keep the passion alive.
The accountants insists that only by having a wife can one know the true stability and predictability that can be found in a lasting relationship.
The engineer looks that them and insists that both a wife and girlfriend are a must have. When you have both, each will think you are with the other and you can the spend all night at the office.
Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (SCOa6)
Oddly, no. Some really obscure shit I have never heard of...got some Ric James, though!
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM
No Grandmaster Flash?
Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (lmIoG)
White Lines. And Duran Duran's cover thereof is awesome, BTW.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (oXKWd)
Oxymoron alert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U)
I like their Otra Vez Goze-style ale. It has cactus in it...
Their brewery is about five miles from where I live, I think. In NC. I should go visit sometime...
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (fDdVG)
And the passion for cuddle-fucking to completetion is awesome as well
Nighters
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 10:14 PM (LiqBV)
I always joke with my wife that as long as I'm worth more alive than dead, I don't have to worry. But if the equation ever flips the other way...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
Life insurance policies seem to play a part in a lot of these cases.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Thought it was last Valentine's or even the year before, but couldn't find it.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Xpeyq)
I know someone with a key, so I dropped them off. I expect that I'll
hear from them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Your meditation crystals?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)
Oh, hell, no. I love women.
I just can't find any who love me.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (fVubI)
For extra fun, look up the percentage of power, CPU, and memory which gets burned up by Cortana, even if you never ever invoke it.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Roxbury at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)
*taps side of nose*
Sure!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (ltDdP)
I didn't see Hebrew characters on the site at all... it's gadecosmetics dot com, if you're curious.
And if any of the ladies in your life ( or hell, the guys in this brave new world) like a good lipstick, bookmark it for future gift ideas.
No affiliation, just very happy with their lippies!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U)
Yep. But first he wants nude pics from The condenders.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: Usntakim at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (hMqvx)
torquewrench...how do I turn the damn thing off?
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (qUNWi)
==
"You'll do"
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (oXKWd)
(I have heard you can run a shell to make Windows 10 more like XP/7, though)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (sdi6R)
They do romantic "Valentine's Day" things on Christmas.
Valentine's Day there is for girls to give chocolates to boys. (Boys give return gifts a month later, on White Day.)
Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)
Just to make things cystal clear (SWIDT), these are quartz crystals for accurately tuning radio transmitters, and not any other kind of crystalline substance.
Got that, Officer Stedanko?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: eleven
And a song for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Yeah. Along with some geodes.
;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (ZO497)
Your meditation crystals?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)
Dilithium?
Posted by: Dr. Spock at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (vBER8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (fDdVG)
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I could make a list.
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Roxbury at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (JO9+V)
One of my guilty pleasure movies.
Name movies made from SNL skits / characters
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (TwXip)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (oXKWd)
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Wasn't he shot dead by a jealous husband or boyfriend?
Posted by: Boots at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Roxbury at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (JO9+V)
One of the many decadent channels from which I will be born into your reality.
You, and all your kind, will *be mine*. Eternally.
Posted by: Slaanesh at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (E/ibL)
-Rick and Morty
Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM
All "rap"/hip hop acts that followed Grandmaster Flash are mere pretenders.
Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (CNHr1)
*ducks and covers and leaves the love birds to enjoy their night*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (LiqBV)
Women not so much.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (oXKWd)
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That's ok.
I pretty much hate people period.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (OuELg)
The water is safe.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)
Yeah, I got that out of my system a couple of nights ago.
I just ignore Valentine's Day.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
1- the Engagement ring.
2- the Wedding ring
3- the Suffering
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (6n332)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)<<<
Heh. That's exactly the one I was thinking of!
Was talking about that with someone at work today. They were laughing their ass off. Wanted to go back and find some other good ones.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (ltDdP)
As Bluebell has said, if you stay in your house you won't meet anyone. You're a good fellow. You have a good sense of humor, You are intelligent and you care about people. Also you're like-what in your forties-There is quite a good chance you might met someone whom you will love who will love you.
Have you put your resume for a job on Linked in or something like that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (fDdVG)
A man in the U.K. has been sentenced for manslaughter for... literally doing nothing.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13024
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (vBeA5)
2- the Wedding ring
3- the Suffering
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (6n332)
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Went thru all 3 in a span of five months.
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (nBr1j)
The gnomes of Redmond buried Cortana so deeply in the source code of Win10 that I'm not sure how to rip it out without crippling the entire operating system.
(This is by deliberate design. To send back tons of silent telemetry on who you are and what you're doing and watching and saying. As Apple and Google already do with their respective OSes.)
I'm currently trying to enlist the services of the Microsoft Office animated paper clip who they previously fired, to see if it's got any inside dope on how to get rid of Cortana.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Sandra F at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: CATS at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7)
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Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (OuELg)
I'm afraid to refresh back to 7, though. Last time I did that I think everything almost crashed and burned.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)
It will launch one big satellite, two smaller ones, and 101 cubesats, for a record 104 separate satellites in a single launch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujsQ5teHJI
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: The Rockin' Hat at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM
I don't look so bad now, do I? Bring me back and I'll whack that bitch.
Posted by: clippy at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
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The horde is ok for the most part, with the exception of a few.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (M3DRt)
I said something tonight. I gave FenSpouse chocolates and a card for Valentine's Day, but he hadn't gotten me anything which was fine really, and I had said "I don't want chocolate" We already had the chocolate which I gave him. He came home with a lovely card with very nice nice things he wrote himself and...chocolate. Instead of saying "I didn't want that" I should have said "Thanks, dear" I did say that later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Clippy at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (CRotO)
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Valentines Day song-Vixen-Love Is A Killer
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (y3aQB)
They used to meet at the social club, hold hands, and think 'Pure thoughts'...
But one night, Mary didn't show up...
She was backstage, at the armory (Censored), in order to get tickets to see some big rock group for free...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (IDPbH)
Wayne's world.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (KP5rU)
They can do that but still have people washing their clothes in the polluted Ganges. What's wrong with that picture.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (IDPbH)
The thing about life is that it always changes. If you are in a bad way, things will get better.
Unfortunately the opposite is true. Tragedy is ubiquitous.
Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (nBr1j)
Related, sort of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTef-VeJLY8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)
I had a housemate years ago whose relationship with his girlfriend was kind of a convenience thing for both of them, not exciting but better than nothing. We once spent an evening coming up with stufff like that for him to drop...
"I could totally settle for you"
"I could do better, but I'm lazy"
"Will you still respect me in the morning?" "Of course, I couldn't possibly respect you any less than I do right now, sweetie"
Last I heard, they're still together ten years later, so...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (OuELg)
A Valentine's Day poem by Ayn Rand:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Finish the poem yourself
you dependent parasite
Posted by: Batterup at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (nlbfN)
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That would definitely go on the list.
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (M3DRt)
https://youtu.be/6pHNkOQCIzk
(sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (IcT7t)
I prefer the Everly Brothers' original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Pet Shop Boys at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:29 PM (qUNWi)
Events of the last month have convinced me that it's time for a national divorce.
I go back to the poor special needs guy who was beaten up last month, had part of his scalp cut off, forced to drink dirty toilet water. Why? Because he was a Trump supporter.
I've never seen riots in DC on inauguration day - violence, cars burning, windows smashed.
The riots in Berkley - tonight on Tucker Carlson I saw that one of the people responsible for this was unrepentant, and she continued to call for violence against fascists. That didn't shock me. What shocked me is that she was A MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER.
And this 'controversy' with Flynn shows me that members of the Shadow Government are more willing to compromise their own nation if it serves their interests.
Trump hasn't even been in office for a month.
Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2017 10:29 PM (c056A)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM
YOUR SOUL IS MINE FOREVER
Posted by: Cortana at February 14, 2017 10:29 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:30 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes at February 14, 2017 10:30 PM (e4mH+)
The card would mean more to me than a gift. That's really nice of him.
I'm sure your husband understands, you corrected your mistake.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:30 PM (8cEQL)
A man in the U.K. has been sentenced for manslaughter for... literally doing nothing.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13024
Posted by: The Political Hat
Noninvolvement
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0519071/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
quartz crystals for accurately tuning radio transmitters, and not any
other kind of crystalline substance.
Got that, Officer Stedanko?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
I used to have a bunch of crystals from 2 tone pagers laying around, but lord knows where they are now.
If you ever watched the show "Emergency!", you'll remember when the announcements would come over the PA for a call, they would be proceeded by 2 tones playing. Sometimes several combinations, depending on what units were being signaled. These 2 tones would trigger pagers to turn off the auto squelch circuit so the message could be heard by somebody wearing one.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Forgot about Ladies Man.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 14, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
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Thank you, but don't feel all that strong atm.
Kaboom life, ya know.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Om16U)
They can do that but still have people washing their clothes in the polluted Ganges. What's wrong with that picture.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (IDPbH)
Well, I remember Jesse Jackson leading a protest at one of the Apollo launches, saying that the government should be spending money on poor people instead.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (IDPbH)
Hoez With Attitude
Cheeky Cover
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (oXKWd)
--I believe in the '90s there was also an act called Bitches With Problems.
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
The Festrunk Brothers.
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.
Mr. Bill.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:34 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Peppermint Patty at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 14, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)
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Chilly FB meme I saw today:
"Bummed you are alone on Valentines Day? Don't worry, the other 364 days of the year nobody loves you either."
Cold.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (bUjWk)
https://youtu.be/94nDCm4NqIA
Papa Basura was in love with that woman. Played that damn song so much that all I have to hear is her name and the whole thing plays in my head.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 14, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)
What are you complaining about?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (OuELg)
I am having auditions for a show tomorrow. It's a Lenten drama about Judas and Peter. I only need two men. If people could pray that two men show up to audition if it's God's will that would be great. It's a very powerful show. I'm just not sure I advertised the auditions enough. I'm feeling a little disheartened because I had hope to get a drama ministry started at another church and although the pastor and several board voted yes, the rest of the church wouldn't agree to fund it . Ww were not talking about a huge amount. This one I am not getting funding for. This church has no money, but the pastor-the sweet seminary student- is in support of me doing it.
Thanks very much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fDdVG)
I'd borrow from the stars
Pay a comet for a late night ride
I'd beg the sun to wait a while to shine
And I'd buy for you the moon
I can't do links but ladies, if you appreciate romantic tunes, going to you tube and putting True North Buy for you the moon in the search box ain't that tough.
And trust me, it's worth it.
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (v6Osy)
Posted by: The Deep State at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Tipper Gore to Al Gore at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: FZ at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (lJW6d)
Crazy people rocking 'cause they want to some more
Let me in baby, I don't know what you got
But you better take it easy 'cause this place is hot
And I'm so glad you made it, so glad you made it
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin' everyday
Well I feel so good, everything is gettin' high
You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day and I had no work to do
Wait a minute baby, let it happen to you
And I'm so glad we made it, so glad we made it
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin' everyday, yeah
Well I feel so good, everything is gettin' high
You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day, nothing went too good
Now I'm gonna relax, I think everybody should
And I'm so glad we made it, hey hey, so glad we made it
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Hey hey hey, some lovin'
Gimme gimme gimme some of your lovin' babe
Gimme some of your lovin', baby
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (IDPbH)
I never saw the movie but that sketch always made me laugh.
I have my courvoiser.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (8cEQL)
I did.
In 1995.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (IcT7t)
Done Fenelon.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:39 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Everyone's Valentine, Yoko at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (DMUuz)
It just seems like playing D&D with painstakingly hand-painted miniatures.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (IcT7t)
Oddly, I then recognized the love I got from family and friends...and found I didn't really care about seeking the ladies much any longer.
Love, it's true, is where you find it...if you're willing to open yourself to it.
Sex, though, that shit's overrated.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (66CWr)
Never saw it either but I always liked Tim Meadows.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
(delete space)
http://www.zdnet.com/article/ windows-10-tip-turn-off-cortana-completely/
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (Om16U)
Cortana process tree whenever it tries to start back up? Though such a
process would also be resource intensive, I'd imagine.
Posted by: Microsoft Bob"
All the solutions I've seen end up breaking something else. (like the search bar).
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)
"I see your hobbies include...debit?"
"Uh, dat says Da Butt. I also like tennis."
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:42 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (66CWr)
There is an ass for every seat, and everybody has a soulmate. Its just a matter of when you meet them.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:42 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:42 PM (nlbfN)
So I removed the internal regulator, and rewired the alternator to bring a direct connection to the field out the rear of the case. Feed 12 volts to the field connection, and the alternator puts out plenty, so that pretty much condemns the internal regulator. I bought a Mopar single-unit regulator at Auto-zone, and will make that work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (lJW6d)
"I did. In 1995."
If you switched to Linux in the nineties, you were in for all sorts of weird wonky pain. When the solution to your particular problem is "Oh, recompile the kernel from the command line with the following switches," that's not a realistic solution for most people.
Today, Linux is vastly more friendly to ordinary users.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)
One of my favorite sketches was Chris Farley auditioning for Chippendales.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle"
Hey now. Let's not get personal...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (nlbfN)
Hoez With Attitude
Cheeky Cover
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (oXKWd)
I was at the NCO club (stationed in Scotland) one night back in the mid 90s and the DJ played that whole album. I was laughing my ass off watching the facial expressions of some of the club attendees. Hilarious! If I recall correctly, the album was produced by Eazy E.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (S/qwI)
Love, peace and harmony?
Oh, very nice
Very nice
Very nice
Very nice
Very nice
But maybe in the next world
https://youtu.be/zqnFUVCoIL0
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (GsAUU)
Y'all do so much to help keep me sane. I appreciate you more than I can say.
Love you lots!
Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (xVuS6)
It the only night Paolo gets to rest, when all the married couples are actually having to be together.
But Paolo will be the well rested for the next night when all you're ladies are wanting me back again.
Posted by: Paolo at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fDdVG)
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You've got it, Fenelon. I'm going to Adoration tomorrow with the Horde's intentions, and I will include yours as well. I know you have a special talent and fondness for drama ministry, and I hope this goes exactly how you wish, for His glory.
Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (M3DRt)
Yeah, early 40s. I've been getting my resume out there in a targeted fashion but indeed is my next stop since I can't seem to land anything.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Until you see
What can be
Alone in a cold day dawning
Are you still free
Can you be
When some cold tomorrow finds you
When some sad old dream reminds you
How the endless road unwinds you
While you see a chance take it
Find romance make it
Because it's all on you
Don't you know by now no one gives you anything
Don't you wonder how you keep on moving
One more day your way
When there's no one left to leave you
Even you don't quite believe you
That's when nothing can deceive you
Stand up in a clear blue morning
Until you see
What can be
Alone in a cold day dawning
Are you still free
Can you be
And that old gray wind is blowing
And there's nothing left worth knowing
And it's time you should be going
While you see a chance take it
Find romance, make it
Because it's all on you
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (nlbfN)<<<
Always knew that guy was a dick.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (nlbfN)
Who's MOBY?
This bs will go on forever. Now they're looking for reasons to impeach him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
With my luck, I missed my window. Though to be honest from what I've seen so far I haven't so much missed opportunities as dodged bullets...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (66CWr)
Awesome.
I got drunk and dumped $20 in a Jukebox in Dillion Montana and Played 'I'll Tumble For You', by the Culture Club 50 times in a row...
that was a great Bar Fight.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (oXKWd)
Shouldn't have done that. Just gave the gremlins info on what to attack.
Today? Dead compressor and an $1800 repair bill coming up...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)
It just seems like playing D&D with painstakingly hand-painted miniatures.
Posted by: broseidon
Nonsense, Traveller. The D&D miniature guys are on Mac's.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
I would do it if I knew how.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi)
Yeah, I'm listening to some Steve Winwood. Why do you ask?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM
You listening to the Spencer Davis Group version or Winwood's solo one?
Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (X35Yt)
I appreciate that. It's much easier to have to look for two men than a cast of 10, but some churches are very territorial and don't want to let their folks know if they think the church requesting that they send down actors is not sufficiently Christian
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)
The Indian rocket is a strange combination of solid and liquid stages.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (noWW6)
If I can make Linux Mint work for me, any of us here can do the same. It is the only OS on this particular computer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (WDdjT)
http://tinyurl.com/jes3n3t
And Garrett: THANK YOU for the Big Country and Bonnie Raitt LPs!!!!!!!! I didn't even pay you for them...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8kLQ)
http://tinyurl.com/8tgkoh7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (ZO497)
Life is full of wonderful surprises.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
I got drunk and dumped $20 in a Jukebox in Dillion Montana and Played 'I'll Tumble For You', by the Culture Club 50 times in a row...
that was a great Bar Fight.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oXKWd)
Ha! I actually liked that song when it came out.
There was a young Navy guy that I worked with that use to sing RuPaul's song, "You Better Work" every shift. I had the worst earworm from that song.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (noWW6)
It isn't, but I still miss it once in a while. I don't miss trying to get the display card to drive a 21" multisync CRT at resolutions above 640x480.
And in keeping with the theme of the thread, if you were dating a girl ca. 1998 and she could compile a new kernel, she was a keeper.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (8nWyX)
I would do it if I knew how.
The easiest thing to do is to look for a LiveUSB or LiveCD version that, once you install it to CD or USB stick, will allow you to boot up your computer into Linux without changing anything on your current setup. That way you can test drive it to see if it meets your needs, and if it doesn't, you pop out the media and everything is just as it was before.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oXKWd)
Ever go to a place in Pelham called "Ben Dover's Place?" No it wasn't a gay bar...it was a neighborhood bar that had the best juke box in Westchester.
Unfortunately the crowd was usually cranky, and big, so it wasn't that much fun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (fDdVG)
yeah well, so far trump hasn't exactly been a war time consigliere. We're in a fucking cold civil war and he hands the fucks an easy victory on his first test. If this is how he's going to handle shit he might as well pack his fucking bags, they will..not..stop.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl
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*eyes temperature*
Are they using Viton seals on the boosters?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (ZO497)
Ubuntu here.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
I would do it if I knew how.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi)
Our first networked computers in the 90's used linux. That's the extent of my linux knowledge.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (xVuS6)
LOL. No. He doesn't get paid anything. This is for amateur actors. I could not afford to pay professional ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2017 09:32
Hope it went well. Let us know what went down.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (bUjWk)
I LOVE the sound of the Big Country "The Crossing" LP. Yeah, it's always sounded to me as if they could have recorded it in a giant stadium.
What's spooky is, their follow up "Steeltown" has an even BIGGER sound...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (w+Jhj)
Love song: https://youtu.be/hiMkUWbmfOg
(I believe this heart of mine, when it tells my mind that this is reason...)
Not so much: https://youtu.be/n8ro066KDIM
(You were always there, but you may lose me here.
Now love me if you dare, and let me run...)
Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (VBsKP)
I have Arc Of A Diver. I never realized how beautiful and meaningful the lyrics to While You See A Chance are.
Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (c056A)
Would like to get "Outsideinside," which was supposedly titled that because the band was actually TOO LOUD for their own recording studio in 1968.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (u8kLQ)
If you really hate Windows 10, but don't want to switch to Linux, there's ReactOS. https://www.reactos.org/
OK, so it's still an Alpha version. Don't use it for your production website.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I hear that Alec Basldwin is going.for really cheap these days. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (rUhXo)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (zZb/S)
I think there;'s a learning curve. Of course he had competitors in his business efforts , but people who are this vicious-maybe not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (fDdVG)
Life is full of wonderful surprises.
Posted by: eleven
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AC compressor? Residential or automotive?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (nlbfN)
Although, for a long time where he sings "no one gives you anything," I thought he was singing "God gives you anything." Maybe it's supposed to sound ambiguous.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)
The Indian rocket is a strange combination of solid and liquid stages.
Posted by: rickl
Is it a Ganges rocket?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Heat pump compressor for my house. Something mechanical broke inside of it. Runs but pulls practically no current and does not pump the refrigerant.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)
Did you ever bang Laura Petrie???
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle
Another sign you may be getting a little obsessed: you're pissed off because Hobby Lobby isn't still open at 2am.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Flyboy
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Ooooooooh noooooooo.
Posted by: Mr. Bill at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (ZO497)
but hey, I bought roses on Sunday so the were way cheaper
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (VBsKP)
http://reason.com/blog/2017/02/14/irs-blow-to-obamacare-individual-mandate
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)
does anyone remember Eddie Murphy as buckwheat, singing
wookin pa nub in all da wong paces
wookin pa nub....
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (OuELg)
257 Since y'all are too cool for Twitter - saw this one on twitter today:
A Valentine's Day poem by Ayn Rand:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Finish the poem yourself
you dependent parasite
Posted by: keena at February 14, 2017 10:58 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:00 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi)
Go here to start: https://linuxmint.com/download.php
Download and read the user guide first.
When I did it, I downloaded it and burned it to a DVD, which I cannot now find. But I installed tje DVD, booted the computer to Linux from the DVD, and played around with it. Decided, "hey, this isn't hard!" Came to the boot screen again, and chose "wipe hard disc and install Mint as only operating system", and pushed "yes". (this was on a used computer with none of my data on it). You can also tell Mint to partition the hard drive, and install itself to the new partition, giving you a dual-boot option with your old OS.
You can also put Mint on a thumb drive, if it is big enough. Make sure you enable a boot from from a USB port in your BIOS settings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:00 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:01 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (c056A)
Yup....Don't you know by now they don't give you anything?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2017 11:01 PM (5VlCp)
does anyone remember Eddie Murphy as buckwheat, singing
wookin pa nub in all da wong paces
wookin pa nub....
Posted by: booknlass at February
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Do you remember him doing
"Meech out and Dutch
Dumbombody's and
Mate dis wurl a betuh pace
IP do tan"?
Freaking classic. And could not be done today, I don't think.
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:01 PM (rUhXo)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:02 PM (OuELg)
(Still makes me laugh)"
And "Once, Twice, Three times a lady"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (qUNWi)
I'm watching the Human comedy with Mickey Rooney and Frank Morgan. what a country we used to be
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (fDdVG)
I would almost give him a pass, except with all the shit he had to put up with since he announced he was running you would think..frigging think he would know it was only going to escalate once he vanquished the sea hag.
He got that frigging twit Reince retard whispering in his ear. Trump needs a WAR cabinet. Any one of us would have predicted what the hell would have happened if he fired Flynn, the left would just wipe their dick on his drapes and go for the next target.
Reagan wouldn't have been that stupid. You got toonces in his faux airforce 1 flying all over the frigging planet cutting deals and pissing in bush's weaties and he wasn't even elected yet, but the lft is pearl clutching over conversations Flynn had. Bottom line, the GOPe is great at stepping on their dicks and retreating for faaaar less stuff than the leftists do, and that bullshit has to stop. Trump needs to cool his god complex and start fighting the frigging war.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:05 PM (VBsKP)
Menuet is still around? That's some serious dedication there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (oXKWd)
Crap...you had to go all BIOS on me.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (bUjWk)
It looks okay in the system....but I shortened it anyway.
How is that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 11:07 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I just saw an update post, haven't fired it up.since last year, but tis cool.shit
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:07 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 11:08 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: A touching excerpt from Velvet Love at February 14, 2017 11:08 PM (OuELg)
How is that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 11:07 PM (rF0hx)
=======
Much better. Thank you!
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (TGcoT)
The satellites are beginning to separate.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jimmy Buffett at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (JO9+V)
Trump is going to fire a lot of people. Kind of his MO.
Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 11:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:11 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (q29nF)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3mGF9)
Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (q177U)
well he needs to do it quick. The enemy is at the gates.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (aMlLZ)
We'll, o.k. I don't disagree but I'm not in his administration. Consider sending him a e-mail through the whitehouse.gov site. I did.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 11:13 PM (fDdVG)
1980's SNL. Maybe one or two Joe Piscopo skits? Pretty barren otherwise.
Stevie Wonder and Sinatra
I am black and you are white
You are blind as a bat and I have sight
Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 11:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (M3DRt)
+10000
Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (q29nF)
Unless one says "Tone" and the other "Volume".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle
I've read the 1980-81 season is considered the all-time worst run of SNL ever. It wasn't even completed because of a writers' strike in Spring 1981. Interestingly it was also the one season that Lorne Michaels wasn't running things.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (u8kLQ)
Tho opinions vary wildly on that.
Dana Carvey, Norm McDonald, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Dennis Miller, Adam Sandler, David Spade....
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3mGF9)
=======
Longer version:
"If your phone's not ringin', that's me not callin'".
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (bUjWk)
Looks interesting. The "multivisor" especially so. Won't be touching at the current job. It costs money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
Fuck that, they're inside the castle. Literally.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (nlbfN)
still nobody but me interested in my ARM port of CP/M-68K
Posted by: Anachronda at February 14, 2017 11:16 PM (10Mp2)
The satellites are beginning to separate.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)
For a country that's had some Benny Hill government engineering/procurement projects like the INSAS and Tejas, India's space program definitely gets things done.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:16 PM (8nWyX)
The satellites are beginning to separate.
Posted by: rickl"
So Mr. Bond, as you can see, nothing can stop my plans now...
Posted by: Blofeld at February 14, 2017 11:17 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 11:17 PM (3mGF9)
"Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself because I've done em both!"
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:17 PM (OuELg)
Some sort of big DDOS attack going on today. Work got hit by it, but I don't think we were a target. Just collateral damage.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:18 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (bUjWk)
Some telephonin' by Elmore James:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK_VbETapwU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (C+wjz)
I seriously think SNL should give up the ghost on "free TV" NBC and become a cable or Netflix series. It's never going to have the same cache, respect, status or laughs that it used to, and everyone there has more or less made it clear they would much rather spend every single episode attacking politicians they dont like (i.e. Republicans) than be funny.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (u8kLQ)
430 Of course when you're done playing around, you go integrity
i'm still bitter about the alphacide
Posted by: Anachronda at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (10Mp2)
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (66CWr)
true..very true.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (qfTNM)
Charles Rocket dropping the F bomb was fun
I probably haven't seen SNL since mid 90s
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 11:21 PM (voOPb)
Back in the 70's and early 80's, a local radio host here (who was quite a character) hosted a radio show on Saturday evening called Desperate and Dateless. If you were brave enough to call in, he would fix you up with somebody else who called in, just to see what would happen. Marriages resulted from this, but also some truly hilarious descriptions of disaster dates, although I don't recall anyone actually coming to blows or engaging in gunfire.
The show lasted about three hours and was NEVER boring.
Now we date on our phones. Not nearly the fun nor the entertaiment value for everyone. I've never been so glad to be happily married.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:22 PM (cm1Bl)
Put it on a RasPi. Hackaday will cover it as "retrocool" and you'll make potentially 10's of pennies on it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IcT7t)
By now I would have tried out for the show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)
Looks interesting. The "multivisor" especially so. Won't be touching at the current job. It costs money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
They can be kinda dicks to deal with, you pay a big check, but their tech support do not suffer fools, only let your shit hot coders call them.
I've only used the multivisor to tie a second runtime copy to a Deadman switch. Never have been able to round up loose change to pay test costs for multiple different things.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (C+wjz)
"Well, some people ask me how I can write such sensitive songs and then turn around and write Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw, and I say, well, sometimes I feel sensitive, and sometimes......" Mr. Buffett
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (cm1Bl)
Now the speeches will start. Indian launches always have speeches at the end.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (sdi6R)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw
I don't care who yu are, that shit is funny.
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (rUhXo)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (zZb/S)
tech support do not suffer fools, only let your shit hot coders call
them.
Yeah, we wouldn't use that vendor, then. Our coders aren't shit hot. They're just shit. But I guess they "do the needful".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:27 PM (IcT7t)
1979?
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (VBsKP)
"Jane, you ignorant slut!"
"Nevermind!"
"Landshark!"
Del Stater's Rabbit Hut
The Bass-o-Matic
"Baseball been berry berry good to me."
I'd say until about 1980. That means it has been 37 years since it was funny.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:27 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
Fuck that, they're inside the castle. Literally.
brother Cavil
yes, but this time, we've got one of us in there, and don't forget, we will be protected by God. we have to do our part.
any suggestions how we can do more?
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:29 PM (8mO0Q)
Due to intercepted phone calls, which are being leaked by 'intelligence and law enforcement officers'
Stand by... this is far from over...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 14, 2017 11:30 PM (qf6WZ)
Now the speeches will start. Indian launches always have speeches at the end.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (sdi6R)<<<
Just as long as there isn't a man wearing a shirt with scantily clad women on it!
Posted by: some humorless SJW (but I repeat myself) harridans at February 14, 2017 11:31 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:31 PM (OuELg)
The satellites are beginning to separate.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)
For a country that's had some Benny Hill government engineering/procurement projects like the INSAS and Tejas, India's space program definitely gets things done.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:16 PM (8nWyX)
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Unlike TFG, I hope PDT makes effort to ally them.
Posted by: gNewt at February 14, 2017 11:31 PM (2DYky)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
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From '86 to '88 it was my job to rent out computers, from dual floppy PCs up to the original OS2 machines, PS1 and 2.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:32 PM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
I used to have a glass mug with the NeXT logo etched on it.
It broke
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:32 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:34 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 11:21 PM (voOPb)
No, not at all. No insult meant, if you have one. I've known collies, german shepherds, weimaraners, poodles, spaniels, and setters. That's pretty much my order of preference, too...
Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:34 PM (qfTNM)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:27 PM (cm1Bl)<<<
I'd shay the Shelebrity Jeopardy shkitsh were pretty damn funny, eh Trebek?
Almosht ash funny as me banging your mom out behind the dumpshter after the show, Trebek.
Posted by: Sean Connery at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (pOgVG)
Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (qfTNM)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (pOgVG)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (VBsKP)
Best in Show - German Shepherd
Reserve Best in Show - Irish Setter
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 11:37 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:37 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:37 PM (pOgVG)
Best in Show - German Shepherd
Reserve Best in Show - Irish Setter
Posted by: I Be That Chick
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)
I live in an apartment complex. As is typical for complexes, the mailboxes are locked. You get a key to your own box, and the person who delivers the mail gets a key to the all of the boxes. So no one else gets access.
There was a book in my box today. Glancing at it suggests that it was published by the Seventh Day Adventists. No address on it, or anything like that. So it wasn't mailed specifically to me.
In short, it appears that the Seventh Day Adventists are arranging to have this little book delivered to everyone living within the area.
Has anyone run into this before? This is the first time I've seen something like this. Pamphlets and post cards, sure. But those also always have Mail To addresses on them (even if it only says "Resident").
There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (M3DRt)
What did I just say about ethnic slurs?!
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (qfTNM)
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (pOgVG)
Wait-scratch that. Sorry!Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (pOgVG)<<<
No Irish.
Posted by: WKC Judges at February 14, 2017 11:40 PM (Xpeyq)
There was an interesting game made specifically for that operating system called Galactic Civilizations. The company that made it, Stardock, ended up jumping over to Windows after OS2 more or less disappeared. They're doing decently well for an indie publisher. They also made a bit of a splash on the SJW radar after one of their former female employees accused the head of the company of sexually harassing her. But it went to court, and she didn't win.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:41 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:41 PM (zZb/S)
I live in an apartment complex. As is typical for complexes, the mailboxes are locked. You get a key to your own box, and the person who delivers the mail gets a key to the all of the boxes. So no one else gets access.
There was a book in my box today. Glancing at it suggests that it was published by the Seventh Day Adventists. No address on it, or anything like that. So it wasn't mailed specifically to me.
In short, it appears that the Seventh Day Adventists are arranging to have this little book delivered to everyone living within the area.
Has anyone run into this before? This is the first time I've seen something like this. Pamphlets and post cards, sure. But those also always have Mail To addresses on them (even if it only says "Resident").
There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)
Located behind my townhome is the Scientology Community Center. Once its doors opened, I started receiving mail from them. And no, I did not ask to be put on the mailing list.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 11:42 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: Corona at February 14, 2017 11:42 PM (OjrER)
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:42 PM (rUhXo)
Posted by: JEM"
Phrasing?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 11:43 PM (w+Jhj)
1979?
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Early '90s included Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, and Phil Hartman. I enjoyed it then. There were a lot of stupid skits, but also a lot of pretty funny ones.
The infamous Chris Farley Chippendales audition skit dates back to that era.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:44 PM (nsZ+m)
Was it Hacksaw Ridge?
Because, yes, they did pay for it to be delivered. Doss was an Adventist and the church is very proud of him.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 11:44 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 11:45 PM (qJhUV)
It broke
Posted by: hogmartin
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Could have been worse, you might have had a Lisa... or a NeXt computer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 14, 2017 11:46 PM (mBnZE)
Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:46 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:47 PM (pOgVG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 11:47 PM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:47 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:48 PM (zZb/S)
Also, I asked a classmate out to dinner this weekend. I'm supposed to call her later this week to make concrete plans. We'll see how it goes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 14, 2017 11:50 PM (mBnZE)
There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.
Posted by: junior
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When I tried going to church a few years ago, I decided to go to the three closest. First was a strange, very strict Baptist place that wasn't my cup of tea. Second attempt turned out be the Seventh Day Adventists right around tell corner. I don't think I ever made it to the third churh.
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:50 PM (rUhXo)
Posted by: JEM
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Pfft. I have the prototype case for the Hayes Smart Modem.
Posted by: Anon at February 14, 2017 11:51 PM (/ZEVC)
$1000 wedding by Gram w/ Emmylou is an insanely great love song.
Posted by: Ted Turner
No wonder Jane Fonda left you....you cheap bastard!
Posted by: scrood at February 14, 2017 11:51 PM (XcOXh)
Because, yes, they did pay for it to be delivered. Doss was an Adventist and the church is very proud of him.
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No, it was a book that was talked about the important bits of the Bible, as understood by Ellen White.
Her mention was also the tip-off that it was the Adventists that had published it, since I couldn't find a mention of them during my quick glance at the book.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:51 PM (nsZ+m)
You want to "spank ISIS with an angry porcupine", do you? Wow, your testicles must just drag on the fucking ground.
Please: let actual men deal with the ISIS murderers, since you will merely wet your panties, you pathetic fool.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 14, 2017 11:52 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)
I actually did have a NeXT slab. Not new or anything, it was in 1999 or something, got it for maybe $200 off ebay. It was mostly just a toy, it had a 10BASE2 Ethernet connector and I never bothered hooking it up to a network. Had a SPARCstation 5 and a Compaq Portable III around the same time. I like playing with museum pieces and they were finally affordable for hobbyists at the time. *shrug*
Never got an IRIX box though. That was my white whale.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (8nWyX)
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They have a big one near where I used to work in Old Town Pasadena. Every now and again they'll start canvassing the blocks around the area. It used to get tedious going to lunch and having to tell the exact same person every single day for over a month that no, I didn't want the free personality test they were offering.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (nsZ+m)
Also, my mom banned me from using it because someone found out our phone number from the modem and called us. It was just some teenager who wanted to talk about Mortal Kombat but she was convinced it was some predator who was going to hunt me down.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (OuELg)
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Corona at February 14, 2017 11:55 PM (OjrER)
Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:56 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 14, 2017 11:57 PM (sv+WN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:58 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (7jX2E)
Connie du Toit, wife of Mr. Kim Du Toit, has passed away.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/257288/
I've been friends with Kim and Connie since 2004, and have been their houseguest, partner on many a firing line and shared many an hour and pint, everyone gathered 'round the living room and enjoying conversations on a near-countless number of topics.
Connie was a tremendous cook, great mother, prolific writer and very profound thinker. And a good friend, too.
Kim has set up a GoFundMe account, to help with the breathtaking scope of the medical bills and final expenses. If anyone has a connection with Bill Gates or some other zillionaire, well, it'd help, about now.
Prayers of course, for all the Du Toit family, too. Yes, it's especially important to pray for our atheist friends... they need the extra help in that regard, I think.
Especially in times of loss.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled ONT programming.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: junior
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I think after two or three times, I would've given 'em my answer the personality test (hint: I'm an asshole, duck).
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:00 AM (rUhXo)
I live in an apartment complex. As is typical for complexes, the mailboxes are locked. You get a key to your own box, and the person who delivers the mail gets a key to the all of the boxes. So no one else gets access.
There was a book in my box today. Glancing at it suggests that it was published by the Seventh Day Adventists. No address on it, or anything like that. So it wasn't mailed specifically to me.
In short, it appears that the Seventh Day Adventists are arranging to have this little book delivered to everyone living within the area.
Has anyone run into this before? This is the first time I've seen something like this. Pamphlets and post cards, sure. But those also always have Mail To addresses on them (even if it only says "Resident").
There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)
++++
If they aren't being mailed, I'll betcha the mail carrier is allowing someone to put those in while he has the boxes open.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (rUhXo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ho4royFIo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:58 PM (WDdjT)
That was pretty cool.
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (sdi6R)
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Speaking of which...
It also includes shirtless Patrick Swayze. And since some of the ettes were complaining last night...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qflfp736qoo
Posted by: junior at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Billy Squier at February 15, 2017 12:04 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)
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Which is a pretty serious Federal offense.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:05 AM (bUjWk)
And I originally started with Slackware.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)
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Which is a pretty serious Federal offense.
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Yeah. That would be a very big no-no. Nothing's supposed to go in there except what the USPS delivers.
Posted by: junior at February 15, 2017 12:06 AM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)
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Which is a pretty serious Federal offense.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:05 AM (bUjWk)
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They're supposed to deliver all the mail too, but every once in a while you hear about a carrier throwing the mail away.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (Lqy/e)
477 I still have an OS/2 mug.
I have a crystal Alpha paperweight with a processor emedded in it. And a Motorola PowerPC yoyo.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2017 12:09 AM (10Mp2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:09 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (R+30W)
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That is also a pretty serious Federal offense.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:11 AM (bUjWk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:11 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at February 15, 2017 12:12 AM (BIqBm)
He was an Adventist. I do think the church has paid to have them delivered.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 15, 2017 12:12 AM (gR+Ht)
http://pattillmanfoundation.org/pats-run/
April 22nd at 7 AM in Tempe, AZ.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2017 12:13 AM (IcT7t)
Darling story! I bet you miss her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 15, 2017 12:13 AM (gR+Ht)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:13 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: The Big Ragu at February 15, 2017 12:15 AM (eQLFr)
Kim has set up a GoFundMe account, to help with the breathtaking scope of the medical bills and final expenses.
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v5iqM)
Done. I've never met them, but I used to read Kim's old blog. He was a true titan of the blogosphere back in the day. RIP, Connie.
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 12:15 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (R+30W)
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That is also a pretty serious Federal offense.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:11 AM (bUjWk)
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True. But, we have the mystery of apparently unauthorized religious material getting into a locked box. Maybe the 7th Day Adventists stole the key for the box... Seems unlikely. Maybe they picked the lock. Again, seems unlikely.
Which brings me back to my original thinking: if it wasn't mailed, the most likely way that the material got in there was the carrier allowed it to happen. Or, maybe the carrier is a 7th Day Adventist. Eliminates the middle man.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:16 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: HatOS at February 15, 2017 12:18 AM (vBeA5)
http://bit.ly/2lfFHRM
There was a desktop, back in the DOS days, called Desqview. I once stumbled across this site run by folks that had worked on the project. A lot of interesting software didn't make it due to bad marketing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:19 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:16 AM (R+30W)
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Seems like it is time to Iet higher ups in the USPS know what's up.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (bUjWk)
The Left are would-be peasants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)
There are also Classic Mac emulators; the two that come to mind are Basilisk II and SheepShaver. I don't know if they have Windows or Linux versions; I've only ever used them on OS X.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
Kim has stated that he's intending to get back into blogging, after everything settles down.
He lost a job, and was blacklisted from an entire career field due to his old blog being found by a lot of prototype SJW's and Snowflakes with his previous employer.
I'll leave the stories of how he's completely reinvented himself, professionally, for him to tell in his own words.
While having no idea of what kind of time frame it'll be before his words return to the screen, I will assure you of this.
You're in for one hell of a ride with what he's got to say.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)
The Left are would-be peasants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (VdICR)
Preach. Amen.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 15, 2017 12:24 AM (nQ10o)
If only it was more prolific in certain regions of the World.....
We'd all be waaaaay better off.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (TVTbq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
++++
lol. You got me. I didn't include that scenario.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (Lqy/e)
Comprehension, Insight, an Application requires Intelligence an Effort.......
So don't hold your breath.......
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2017 12:28 AM (TVTbq)
There was a desktop, back in the DOS days, called Desqview.
There was a version of that called Desqview/X that could display on an X server. I used to pipe the PC display over to my trusty MicroVAX 2000.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2017 12:28 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 15, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
++++
lol. You got me. I didn't include that scenario.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (R+30W)
Ahem.
Posted by: Apartment Manager, Adventist with key at February 15, 2017 12:31 AM (qfTNM)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 15, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)
++++
Get a good night's sleep so you can get back to disgusting America tomorrow.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:32 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Anon at February 15, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Aetius
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Same was a skirt-chaser of the worst sort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
By "worst sort," do you mean "tranny skirts?"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 15, 2017 12:32 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
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lol. You got me. I didn't include that scenario.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (R+30W)
Ahem.
Posted by: Apartment Manager, Adventist with key at February 15, 2017 12:31 AM (qfTNM)
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I lived in a place that had those kind of boxes before. Management did not have the key. I can't speak to every situation everywhere, but I don't think anyone but postal employees are supposed to have those keys.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:34 AM (R+30W)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw
I don't care who yu are, that shit is funny.
I think the last time I enjoyed SNL "Mr. Bill" was a thing.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 15, 2017 12:34 AM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 15, 2017 12:41 AM (Saqzi)
Posted by: booknlass at February 15, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 12:44 AM (M3DRt)
Off to bed. Gotta deal with the modern stuff in the morning.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:45 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
I'd like to see Mr. Bill redone with a clay Obama doll.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (oXKWd)
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Sorry to hear about your friend's loss.
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (oXKWd)
I oughta fasten an old gum boot to an International Harvester pump engine, and rig it to kick a sheet of 3/4" OSB, missing random kicks, and make tapes of it for you to sell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (WDdjT)
Probably the greatest rockn n'roll love song ever.
I was just listening to Dire Straits 1 earlier today.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (rUhXo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAGiXydENLc
(only because I can't find Bob's original version on YouTube)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 12:54 AM (sdi6R)
Didn't Lou Reed already do that?
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:55 AM (oXKWd)
And I will be more than happy to take their money.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:56 AM (oXKWd)
Probably the greatest rockn n'roll love song ever.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (rUhXo)
Oh man, I haven't heard that one in a while. Yes, it is a good one. Kind of a melancholy undertone though, which I guess is fitting for the subjects.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2017 12:58 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2017 01:00 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:00 AM (CRotO)
You're a mensch.
Yeah, wrong descriptor, gender, etc. I don't give a damn. Everyone here will know what I meant, and agree, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:08 AM (v5iqM)
30 years ago, I bought a shiny new Ibanez acoustic guitar thinking I was going to be a rock star.
After a few years of trying, I realized that I wasn't even as cool as NY's naked cowboy, and gave up.
But, when I paid for & took lessons, the guy said "bring me one song you want to learn to play. I'll teach you that song." I took him my Dire Straits cd and played Romeo & Juliet. He immediately said that he wouldn't even try teaching me. Not a chance.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:10 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:10 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:11 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:11 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:13 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:13 AM (CRotO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-oMFT1mbUY
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 01:14 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:14 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:15 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:19 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH
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A solid friend, someone you can rely on. Basically, good peeps. Someone you hold in high esteem.
You, to put it bluntly.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:19 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:20 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:20 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 01:20 AM (sdi6R)
After a few years of trying, I realized that I wasn't even as cool as NY's naked cowboy, and gave up.
But, when I paid for & took lessons, the guy said "bring me one song you want to learn to play. I'll teach you that song." I took him my Dire Straits cd and played Romeo & Juliet. He immediately said that he wouldn't even try teaching me. Not a chance.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:10 AM
Was that at the beginning? Or, after a couple of years? Dunno why he couldn't teach you just the rythym part.
Posted by: otho at February 15, 2017 01:21 AM (lmIoG)
Those descriptors fit most of the ONT Horde though, don't they?
I love this bar.
/tobykeith
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:23 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2017 01:24 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2017 01:25 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:28 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: Max Power at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)
/tobykeith
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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My favorite song on the local hole-in-the-wall jukebox.
And my choice for this place's theme song.
You couldn't find better.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: buzzion
Wow. He caught Batman burnout rather quickly, compared to Bale.
Posted by: Olive Oyl at February 15, 2017 01:31 AM (W8bn5)
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For starters, they should ban Zack Snyder from coming anywhere near the things.
Posted by: junior at February 15, 2017 01:31 AM (nsZ+m)
617 I love this bar.
/tobykeith
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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My favorite song on the local hole-in-the-wall jukebox.
And my choice for this place's theme song.
You couldn't find better.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (rUhXo)
I don't know. This probably fits.
https://youtu.be/_sbDBXOk7KA
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2017 01:32 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 01:32 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)
Hiya sweetheart!
Love requires faith, and faith can be sparse when you need it most.
Then there's the chaos factor.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:35 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:36 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
I'd like to see Mr. Bill redone with a clay Obama doll.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (mBYZv)
Oh it was. He just left office.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 15, 2017 01:36 AM (nQ10o)
You, to put it bluntly.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:19 AM (rUhXo)
Beautifully put, Chi!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:36 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:39 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2017 01:39 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:40 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (mBYZv)
<wipes off keyboard>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:41 AM (uBoPR)
Happy Birthday, lady.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:40 AM (rUhXo)
Thank you, Chi! I like being celebrated right before the odometer turns - you get to have fun without getting older!
1 PM
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:42 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:42 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:42 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:43 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:45 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:47 AM (WTSFk)
Would y'all kindly 'scuse me while I utterly dissolve into a blob of sleepish mornity, now?
Hasta la nite nite, Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:48 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:51 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: Al Bundy at February 15, 2017 01:52 AM (32EY5)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
His family's original name is the same as Woody Allen's: Konigsberg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 01:58 AM (W8bn5)
Had some food & wine...
watched some videos from YooToob...
watched Marx Bros' Animal Crackers, which we agreed we couldn't remember seeing start-to-finish before....
and watched every video in the post. About an hour and a half, you know. And you know what, we enjoyed it all -- especially scenes of our ol' bud, Frank Z I'd never seen.
Of course, no time left now for reading comments, but sometimes y'just gotta choose, y'know, "post" or "comments," and tonight "post" won. That was a hearty one, MisHum!
(Don't do it again. Next time, a soup can, a rock, and whatever the other thing was.)
Posted by: mindful webworker hanging on by my toenails at February 15, 2017 02:01 AM (LtSaI)
That doesn't mean I won't be buying one at some point. I just know it won't be for the same rapturous love of the sound of my electrics.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 02:05 AM (VdICR)
This could be bigger than Watergate and World War II combined!!!
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 15, 2017 02:07 AM (e4mH+)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:14 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:17 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:22 AM (M3DRt)
Here is "First Love" by Angel'in Heavy Syrup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3pckDDx77s
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2017 02:25 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:26 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:27 AM (qUNWi)
That's disconcerting.
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:26 AM (qUNWi)
It'll by 9/11 times a hundred!!1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcZ6eJoxeE
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2017 02:27 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:29 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:37 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:41 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 02:44 AM (uBoPR)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJY
I have given up on them playing together again, although I wish it fervently
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:49 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:57 AM (M3DRt)
Do I need to be concerned?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Did you have a fun day?
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 02:59 AM (rUhXo)
Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 03:01 AM (M3DRt)
++++
Not sure if you are aware of it, but your website is down.
PDOException: SQLSTATE[28000] [1045] Access denied for user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.126' (using password: YES) in lock_may_be_available() (line 167 of /home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/includes/lock.inc).
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 03:05 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 02:59 AM (rUhXo)
I did! Got out of town to a place where you can smell the pines (which reminded me of New England, and also of the promise of spring). Spent the afternoon with a good friend, enjoyed a birthday lunch of delicious fried flounder, delicate crunch, perfectly done.
Also, there was pudding.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 03:11 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 03:32 AM (uBoPR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 03:38 AM (VdICR)
My 75-year-old mother is once again battling me over her pain meds, and refusing to get help.
I'm barely employed.
It's Valentine's Day.
Last one in the ONT, turn out the lights & lock the door.
Posted by: voiceover at February 15, 2017 03:41 AM (Hvlu9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 03:43 AM (VdICR)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2017 03:54 AM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 15, 2017 04:02 AM (TGcoT)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 15, 2017 04:02 AM (TGcoT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:04 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 15, 2017 04:06 AM (TGcoT)
Posted by: voiceover at February 15, 2017 03:41 AM (Hvlu9
.....
I feel your pain, voiceover. Spent two hours arguing via text with my son -with-a-prison-record that it is NOT OK to skip a day of work to hang out with a girl.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 15, 2017 04:29 AM (CUZl6)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2017 04:30 AM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:36 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:44 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2017 04:55 AM (Frvrc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 05:08 AM (VdICR)
Crisis averted. But now I'm too pumped up with adrenaline to go back to sleep.
Posted by: biancaneve at February 15, 2017 05:09 AM (A/iod)
Explorer having some problems.
Gonna have to drop some bucks on a back up ride. Looks like about $5500 to get an 04 Solara with 147K miles off the lot.
Seems to run and drive good but don't know history.
Posted by: teej at February 15, 2017 05:15 AM (v6Osy)
I think Trump needs to start dealing with the Deep State and to that end needs to go on national TV and start naming names.
Because it appears that the deep state along with the donks and their willing accomplices in the GOP are attempting a coup.
Information is now coming out that multiple people in Trumps campaign were being surveiled by the intel community during the campaign in an effort to either entrap them or blackmail them.
What we have here is an out of control intelligence community that needs to be dismantled.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 15, 2017 05:49 AM (KLFPD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:44 AM
Aglet Repair!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jcrkmvk
Posted by: hambone at February 15, 2017 06:00 AM (5Ibu+)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Coach Snyder is going to beat the throat cancer like a safety in the way of Collin Klein.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Red Dish on the table, errr tablet at February 15, 2017 06:36 AM (5eXg1)
Posted by: Red Dish on the table, errr tablet at February 15, 2017 06:37 AM (5eXg1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You read Hebrew? Or is it Aramaic I am thinking of....anyways. Coworker told me that the passage of Jesus saying "that it is easier to pass a camel thru the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to get into heaven." The word for camel is right above another word in the next line that has a dot in it. And that that dot is what changes the "rope" into "camel". Which makes more sense. Hench the need for double line spacing. Any truth to that, pure bullshit?
Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2017 06:43 AM (hjMLQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:47 AM (u82oZ)
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