Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/14/17) Happy V.D. Edition

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Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


Quote II

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. -Charles M. Schulz


Quote III

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. -Bryant H. McGill

Purchase a spouse? The cost of getting rid of a spouse or obtaining one has always been expensive.

Back in the early-to-mid 1800s, “wife selling” offered itself to many Brits as an easier and less costly alternative to a traditional divorce.
Before 1857, the year that the first divorce court would appear in England, divorcing one’s spouse was a tough and costly endeavor. In order to legally file for the dissolution of a marriage, you’d need a private Act of Parliament and the blessing of a church — necessities that would, today, cost around $15,000.


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THE FIVE STAGES OF LOVE


Stage 1: Falling In Love

First there is that attraction, then the dating.


The attraction, is it in the eyes? Is it the voice?


The attraction accelerates.


Stage 2: Becoming a Couple

While the infatuation is strong, you become a couple.


At times it pays to think before speaking. And it doesn't hurt to have a calendar marked with important dates.


Stage 3: Disillusionment

We are all human, what started true and strong can become confusing.


Sometimes the breakup is unavoidable.(NSFW)


And feelings are hurt.


Stage 4: Creating Real, Lasting Love

But, you work it out and remain a couple.

Stage 5: Stage 5: Using the Power of Two to Change the World





LOVE

Communication is important.


Don't forget to practice your listening skills.


Keep your expectations realistic


One of the toughest things being a couple are money issues.


Remember forgiveness


Remember, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your family.


If it doesn't work out, you're not the only one who has had a broken heart. (NSFW)


Valentine Award Winner Genius Award Winner Love, hearts, organs & guns. Never a good mix.


Quite the story of the heart. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


The ONT has been brought to you by the way to a man's heart.

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1 Yikes. Shouting contest on Carlson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:29 PM (ZO497)

2 Happy VD!

Posted by: Willy J. at February 14, 2017 09:29 PM (W6Ch1)

3 Ooooo. A 1st. Don't recall that ever happening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (ZO497)

4 Over/under on how long until this thread becomes ONT: Lonelyhearts Edition?


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (fKWf6)

5 I skimmed the content.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (VdICR)

6 Okay, back to the scheduled Valentine's stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:30 PM (ZO497)

7 just walked into Five Guys to Sweet's Fox On The Run. Perfect v day track.

Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 09:31 PM (q29nF)

8 Finance final in twenty minutes. Not feeling good about this one, but I got an A on the midterm so I should be fine. *sweats*

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2017 09:32 PM (fKWf6)

9 Infatuation is about how they make you feel, love is about how you make them feel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2017 09:32 PM (LTHVh)

10 Evening horde!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 14, 2017 09:32 PM (UpGcq)

11 Valentine's Day? What's that?

The really important event today is Jack Benny's birthday. Born in 1894, if he were alive today he'd be 39.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (fVubI)

12 Hey, I don't have VD!

I mean, maybe HPV, but everyone has that.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (OuELg)

13 Okay that feel good story is heart wrenching but that is a good man and I'll say this, if only there were more muslims, christians, Hindus, believers, non believers like him...we would be ina better place societal wise.

Posted by: IC at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (gcme+)

14 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (IcT7t)

15 I celebrated VD by not getting VD.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

16 Sam Kinison was a genious, and was right about love.

I am glad some of you have found love in life. I know I never have despite having been married twice.

I really know how to pick 'em.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (zx9t+)

17 Willowed in last thread:

498 Hey logprof, if you're still here:

I had to bail on last night's ONT pretty early, so didn't get to respond to,your kind word about Baby Sister, so:

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at February 14, 2017 09:33 PM (vUcdz)

18 Look at all the love everywhere! MisHum, you old softy.

That first quote is absolutely, positively true.

The second one ain't bad, either.

Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)

19 Dirty Love. One of the great love songs of all time.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (qJhUV)

20 You forgot the longest-lasting phase of the relationship: stark terror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVtSES6esQ

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (fVubI)

21 Reading a book on Henry VIII: He had no problems getting rid of wives!

Posted by: Jmel at February 14, 2017 09:35 PM (tv+BP)

22 Prayers for Vic and all here in need.

Thanks for all the kind words regarding my library pic in the book thread. They are very much appreciated. I returned the empty beer cans, dust bunnies and hobos to their proper places.

Love to you all you filthy animals. XOXO






Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2017 09:35 PM (tr2D7)

23 ibguy (from prior thread): You're welcome!

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)

24 People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?

Posted by: Rodney King at February 14, 2017 09:36 PM (cm7e2)

25 Reading a book on Henry VIII: He had no problems getting rid of wives!
Posted by: Jmel at February 14, 2017 09:35 PM (tv+BP)

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Yeah, cuz "they" kept giving him daughters. Oops.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:36 PM (bUjWk)

26 Heh Alex, if we are on this thread I think we're pretty much the lonely hearts club bunch, but possibly happily married and just ignore the Hallmark and Bistros holiday.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (dkExz)

27 Got back a little while ago from a quick dinner out. Place was empty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (IcT7t)

28 Ah, nothing like going out on Valentine's Day and seeing all that genuine love and affection.

Makes me wanna puke.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (OuELg)

29 Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)



Shhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (voOPb)

30 Sam Kinison was a genious, and was right about love.

I saw him in concert in Peoria, IL. My then-girlfriend bought the tickets as a birthday present for me. Since Kinison was a native of Peoria, he had some local color to his jokes -- specifically about the girls from her hometown.

At the end he invited everyone to meet him at Steak and Shake. The riverfront Steak and Shake -- Peoria, after all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (fVubI)

31 Love Paul Thorn. Especially this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPM1ifkOQ9s

Posted by: huerfano at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (jkkMG)

32 Ah Valentine Days and Love is here in my home.

Hey Reggie, Mooch is going to be gone for a few days...you know what that means...

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (aZq03)

33 In which stage do you bury her in the back yard?

Posted by: All Rose at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (VSenK)

34 God bless that man in the feel good story. My word, what a hero. He is going to rise right up to heaven when his time comes.

Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:39 PM (sBOL1)

35 Happy Feast Day of Sts. Cyril and Methodius!

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04592a.htm

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

36 Stupid auto cucumber. Ruined the joke!

Posted by: Axl Rose at February 14, 2017 09:40 PM (VSenK)

37 I like Iris DeMent's voice.

Then again, I also like Bob Dylan's voice, so maybe I have odd tastes in singers.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

38 Sadly I'm really sick today so love is my husband doing fun Valentine's craft stuff with the kids while I lay in bed in agony.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (AQMFK)

39 Had to send the Wife flowers as I am in Japan for meetings. Our first Valentines day together, too. These Japanese are a real romantic bunch. Grrrrr.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (bUjWk)

40 Jackson Browne beat the shit out of me. Bit off the end of my finger.

Posted by: Daryl Hannah at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (bc2Lc)

41 Shhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 09:37 PM (voOPb)
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Everyone knows already.



Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (sBOL1)

42 Or that old family favorite by
Spooky Tooth
You broke my heart
So I busted your jaw job

Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (FWsdM)

43 >>>Keep your expectations realistic

Yeah. A mangina can only be retracted so far.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (W8bn5)

44 The day after VD is more important; half-off chocolate day!

Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (E/ibL)

45 I'm always impressed with people's knowledge of music and specific songs. My husband and son are like that. I seldom remember who sang what song....hell I have trouble remembering what I had for lunch yesterday.


Well done Mis Hum!


Happy VD morons!

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (Enq6K)

46 Saw Kinison three times. Hilarious every time.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (qJhUV)

47 33 In which stage do you bury her in the back yard?
Posted by: All Rose at February 14, 2017 09:38 PM (VSenK)

After she's with her new man (and you become insane and need fertilizer for your corn out back).

Posted by: Johnny Depp at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (E/ibL)

48 A Valentine's Day song for us single guys:


https://youtu.be/djYz6p3i-t0

Posted by: Country Singer at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (GUBah)

49 You can please some of the people some of the time and jerk the rest off.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (cm7e2)

50 Love love love
Love love love
love Love love
Love is all you need

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (Om16U)

51 Anyone else ever hear it called Valentime's day?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (ltDdP)

52 Thrawn at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM +++ Exactly. Nov. 1 candy is just chocolate coated stuff for the kids, Feb 15th is better quality.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (dkExz)

53 Hey y'all!

Do we have any Hebrew speakers here this evening?

How would one pronounce this: Ga-De (make-up brand) I guess I mainly want to know if the "g" is hard?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (gR+Ht)

54 Jackson Browne beat the shit out of me. Bit off the end of my finger.

Posted by: Daryl Hannah


Lillian Jackson Browne stole my idea of writing cat detective stories.

Posted by: Rita Mae Brown at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (W8bn5)

55 51 Anyone else ever hear it called Valentime's day?

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Kid the Younger called it that for the longest time

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Om16U)

56 >>Posted by: Daryl Hannah at February 14, 2017 09:41 PM (bc2Lc)


I'd hit it.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (oXKWd)

57 49 You can please some of the people some of the time and jerk the rest off.
Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 14, 2017 09:43 PM (cm7e2)

The world is burning! Let's masturbate...

Posted by: The Divine David at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (E/ibL)

58 Topical:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LAs7X5ybE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (WDdjT)

59 If you ever change your mind,
About leaving,
Leaving me behind,
Baby, bring it to me
Bring your sweet lovin,
Bring it on home to me.

-Sam Cooke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (ltDdP)

60 Lauren, hope you feel better soon

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (Om16U)

61 Shit, fuckin' url.

Hello, Barrel.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

62 Logprof, WTF? Barrel time.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (bUjWk)

63 Wow... just got to thinking about it...

This is the first Valentines Day since my divorce in 2003, that I have not had a girlfriend...

Of course... this break up was special... I've always been told I could drive a Woman Crazy... but this is the first one that literally ended up in the Psych Ward...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (qf6WZ)

64 I'm guessing the G is a Gimmel? In which case it would be Gah-Day I believe. But I last studied Hebrew when I was 13, so someone else can probably give a better answer.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (OuELg)

65 I LOVE Valentine's Day.

Posted by: The Frshly Blown Margins at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (oXKWd)

66 I get a blast out of Valentine's day.

Posted by: Al Capone at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (IqV8l)

67 The world is burning! Let's masturbate...

Posted by: The Divine David at February 14, 2017 09:45 PM (E/ibL)


I'm in!

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (JO9+V)

68 My favorite love song ever- which probably says something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ltDdP)

69 Sam Cooke.
Posted by: Aetius
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Same was a skirt-chaser of the worst sort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ZO497)

70 Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.

Posted by: Mother Teresa at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (cm7e2)

71 Jackson Browne beat the shit out of me. Bit off the end of my finger.

He was probably hungry. All those year of running on empty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (IcT7t)

72 Chicks, man.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (qUNWi)

73 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (gR+Ht)

Probably a hard G.

But without seeing the Hebrew letters it's tough to know for sure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (rF0hx)

74
Same was a skirt-chaser of the worst sort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ZO497)

Maybe, beautiful song though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (ltDdP)

75 Just got back from picking up a Rap / HipHop / Soul tape collection from a guy on CList.

150 tapes and 2 racks. For $50.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (oXKWd)

76 On this Valentine's Day, I'd like to share my undying hatred of Windows 10. Absolute garbage, POS that cannot die fast enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)

77 >>>Communication is important.

A gay version of Cool Hand Luke would be awesome!

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (W8bn5)

78 * man sprrrrrrreads *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (ZO497)

79 Valentine's Day is for people who have connections. For those of us on the outside it is a cruel joke.

There was actually an article posted (from somewhere else) on Free Republic about a decade ago about the difficulty of getting a date if you are a conservative. As far as I'm concerned, my best hope for love would be the utter and permanent destruction of the Democrat Party.

So rather than try to thread the needle and get some woman to barely accept me--that is, until some Democrat whispers in her ear and turns her against me--I will instead treat the Democrats as my personal enemies in the hope that someday they won't be around to sabotage my love life.

Posted by: Ken at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (g1LxY)

80 Jackson Browne beat the shit out of me. Bit off the end of my finger.

He was probably hungry. All those year of running on empty.



Ok...I definitely have to scroll back up for that one.

BRB.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (qUNWi)

81 rule #1 don't sweat the small shit.
rule #2 it's all small shit.

david lee roth circa 1990 something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

82 In the latest issue of "Firearm's News," which used to be called "Shotgun News," there is an article on the guns of "John Wick 2."

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (d3wbb)

83 I'm guessing the G is a Gimmel? In which case it would be Gah-Day I believe. But I last studied Hebrew when I was 13, so someone else can probably give a better answer.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:46 PM (OuELg)


That's right. Hebrew has a 'g as in golf' with gimmel, but there is no 'j as in Juliet' sound.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (8nWyX)

84 Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Posted by: Mae West at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (cm7e2)

85 I'm not in love

So don't forget

It's just a silly phase you're going through

Posted by: 10 CC at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (JO9+V)

86 Can you imagine the quality of Poon Sam Cooke was pulling?


Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (oXKWd)

87 I hate Valentine's Day. And could #58 get shrunken or nuked so the margins aren't three feet wide? Grazie!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (0mRoj)

88 I am at the age now where I don't date women, I just rent them.

By the hour or half hour as needed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (5VlCp)

89 "Back in the early-to-mid 1800s, 'wife selling' offered itself to many Brits as an easier and less costly alternative to a traditional divorce."

Fortunately, we here in 21st century America have progressed far beyond such primitive arrangements.

Actual contemporaneous Craigslist ad, verbatim:

"I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don't need it but its paid for so O don't have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady (preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week."

Who says romance is dead?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (noWW6)

90 71 Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
Posted by: Mother Teresa at February 14, 2017 09:48 PM (cm7e2)

Hence my antipathy toward Valentines.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (0mRoj)

91 This is what blew out the margins:

http://tinyurl.com/jd6xwnq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (IqV8l)

92 The attraction, is it in the eyes? Is it the voice?

Try aiming a little lower.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (W8bn5)

93 since this is ont, in case you nightowls missed it, there are around 4 free books on my blog today

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (Om16U)

94 Love is a grave mental disease.

Posted by: Plato at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (cm7e2)

95 Just got back from picking up a Rap / HipHop / Soul tape collection from a guy on CList.

150 tapes and 2 racks. For $50.



Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (oXKWd)


That would have been $100 for me.

$50 for the tapes.
$50 for the explosives to send it to hell. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (aMlLZ)

96 >>By the hour or half hour as needed.


The hour?


Are they doing your windows and bathrooms, too?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (oXKWd)

97 I've been in love twice. The real kind.


Three times seems highly unlikely.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (qUNWi)

98 This thread is brought to you by Wide Track Pontiac for 1963

Posted by: Pontiac Motor Division at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (Ya7zs)

99 150 tapes and 2 racks. For $50.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (oXKWd)

So, if you shitcan all the rap and hiphop tapes, as I presume you will, will there be room in the racks for your fly-fishing tape collection?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (WDdjT)

100 SpaceX conducted a static test fire of the Falcon 9 at Launch Complex 39A on Sunday. The video was taken from several miles away through a telephoto lens, which is why it looks wiggly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X1_IEfgtI

If the launch pad looks familiar, it should. It was the site of most of the Saturn V and Space Shuttle launches. This was the first live firing on that pad since the last Shuttle launch in 2011. SpaceX is currently targeting a Saturday morning launch for a cargo resupply mission to the ISS.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

101 Can you imagine the quality of Poon Sam Cooke was pulling?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (oXKWd)

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Don't know about Cooke, but I'm sure Kinnison was hitting some top shelf tang.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (bUjWk)

102 Thank you for the blog fix.

Posted by: Catwrangler at February 14, 2017 09:52 PM (TGcoT)

103 33 In which stage do you bury her in the back yard?
Posted by: All Rose


There are 2 True Crime networks, TJN and ID. If you watch either of them on a regular basis, the lesson is: If you're married, sleep with one eye open.
Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other. Also, a surprising number of children are killing their parents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (+lVUW)

104 Thanks for the fix, MH. It was unreadable on the phone.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (0mRoj)

105 When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (Om16U)

106 So I can leave The Barrel now?

There's something eerily bioluminescent in here.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)

107 Who says romance is dead?
Posted by: torquewrench
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Touching.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (ZO497)

108 Oh my gosh MisHum, this may be your best one yet.

Thank you!!

(And I really miss Tim and Sam)

Posted by: ibguy at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (vUcdz)

109 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569708872785920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569783221006337

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569876200329217

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831569956139630597

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (Ya7zs)

110 >>So, if you shitcan all the rap and hiphop tapes, as I presume you will, will there be room in the racks for your fly-fishing tape collection?


I bet I get $3-400 for the tapes.

I needed the racks boots and blanks...but they gor for about $40 each.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (oXKWd)

111 Family Valentine's Day story:

My grandmother (Papa Basura's mom) was working on a particular Valentine's Day in Chicago as a cleaning lady. She heard some popping noises coming from the other side of the wall of the building she was in. Turns out it was the St Valentine's Day Massacre taking place next door.

True? Who knows. It is a few moments of entertainment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)

112 Valentine's Day is for people who have connections. For those of us on the outside it is a cruel joke.

Yesterday at work: "Hey, guys, don't forget to pick up something for the missus, or girlfriend."

Today at work: "Oh, man, you're in trouble staying this late today!"

F'em all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (fVubI)

113 And I think the D would have to be a Dalet - doing the quick Hebrew School "Aleph Bet" song I can't think of another D sound.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (OuELg)

114 Happy Valium Time Day everyone

Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (FWsdM)

115 >>>Grazie!

back in the day i had that on my answering machine

Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (3mGF9)

116 Love Stinks!

Posted by: J. Geils at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (JO9+V)

117 >>Don't know about Cooke, but I'm sure Kinnison was hitting some top shelf tang.


Cooke was hitting clean poon, though. It was the early 60s.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (oXKWd)

118 You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (cm7e2)

119 Unfortunately 90% of the ladies of gen X and gen Y don't know shit about love. Soulless depraved sex? why yes they know and perform lots of it.. Love. Nope no clue.

Hell at this point I'd take the ex allowing me to be a dad as a sign of love, but she refuses to do that after 5 years. The kids are like tin beggers cups she uses to attract her second and third and fourth sources of income. Meanwhile over 200 grand trying to get the experts and lawyer to punch back.

Love would be leave me the Fuck alone I have not done a damn thing let me be a dad, but no. It's the feminist mantra from the late 60's. Kill the father not the Mother.

Night Hordelings. enjoy the sanity And feel the love (this is encouragement and not sarcasm btw).

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (LiqBV)

120 More Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570043825696768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570141720739840

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570225883709440

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/831570304577204225

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2017 09:55 PM (Ya7zs)

121 >>Actual contemporaneous Craigslist ad, verbatim:



"I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which
attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in
suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch
has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on
it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I
don't need it but its paid for so O don't have to sell it. Now here is
what I am looking for. A lady (preferable married to how wants the jeep)
she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your
wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed
title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife
and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she
will be for a week."



Who says romance is dead?
----------
What time do you want me to drop Hillary off? If you want me to come get her before the week is up it will cost you extra.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 14, 2017 09:56 PM (/Nite)

122 **looks at second image**

Bet that arrow was shot with a longbow. If they'd have used a crossbow, it'd have gone through way more hearts.

Posted by: Cupid, with a crossbow at February 14, 2017 09:56 PM (Xpeyq)

123 One of those pirate of the Caribbean movies are on, the one with Penelope cruz. That's one righteous looking woman.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 09:56 PM (aMlLZ)

124 And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you're with.

Posted by: Stephen Stills at February 14, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

125 I celebrated Singleness Awareness Day by working until 7:30 with soaking wet feet - I now know that my boots are waterproof, cause they hold water - and then getting some cheap fast food to take back to my empty apartment. Bah.

The real February holiday is tomorrow. That is my mom's birthday.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 14, 2017 09:57 PM (bZ7mE)

126 So I can leave The Barrel now?

There's something eerily bioluminescent in here.



We call that The Reaver.

Find your happiest place.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 09:57 PM (qUNWi)

127 Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at February 14, 2017 09:58 PM (cm7e2)

128 *glances at thread*

*goes off to play spades*

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 09:58 PM (CRotO)

129 is this the diss chick thread? fuck that. no time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 09:58 PM (KP5rU)

130 Who says romance is dead?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 09:51 PM (

Does he mean a winch?

I wonder how many offers he's had.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 09:59 PM (8cEQL)

131 Good VD song is by Todd Rundgren, "You Really Left Me Sore"

Posted by: Liawatha at February 14, 2017 09:59 PM (nWc4E)

132 "If you're married, sleep with one eye open. Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other."

I always joke with my wife that as long as I'm worth more alive than dead, I don't have to worry. But if the equation ever flips the other way...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 14, 2017 10:00 PM (VSenK)

133 103,
"Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other."

Saith Lt. Provenza, "It's always the husband, it's always the husband, it's always the husband."

While Lt. Kenda knows anyone can kill at some point.

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 14, 2017 10:00 PM (d3wbb)

134 Chavez, happy anniversary!

Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:00 PM (hdMKX)

135 128; aint that rayyyyyyyycisssss?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:01 PM (KP5rU)

136 >>>If you're married, sleep with one eye open.
Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other.


Sh*t! I'll never be free of him.

Posted by: Olive Oyl at February 14, 2017 10:01 PM (W8bn5)

137 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 09:44 PM (ltDdP)

Yes, and it drives me nuts!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:01 PM (gR+Ht)

138 134; thank you. and wifey thanks you too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

139 >>>I now know that my boots are waterproof, cause they hold water

sorry
but it was funny

Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 10:02 PM (3mGF9)

140 Hey, rap has lots of love songs, like Dre's seminal ode to romance "Bitches Ain't Shit."

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:02 PM (OuELg)

141 Love is a many splintered thing

Posted by: Pinocchio at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (JO9+V)

142 >>>On this Valentine's Day, I'd like to share my undying hatred of Windows 10. Absolute garbage, POS that cannot die fast enough


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)<<<

You tell Cortana to get in that kitchen and make you a sammich!

Posted by: Master Chief at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (Xpeyq)

143 "So I can leave The Barrel now? There's something eerily bioluminescent in here."

The blue glow? It's Cherenkov radiation. Pay it no mind.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (noWW6)

144 Penelope Cruz is like...too damn hot. Like you would constantly be miserable and jealous.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:03 PM (qUNWi)

145 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Posted by: Joan Crawford at February 14, 2017 10:04 PM (cm7e2)

146 I got 10 grand Morning Joe doesn't mention, Melania is a hooker" story.

Posted by: redenzo at February 14, 2017 10:04 PM (5wSNN)

147 Happy VD!
And a Merry Syphilis to all!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (nlbfN)

148 Telling Cortana to fuck off does absolutely nothing.

It's like they know and they don't care. Image that kind of attitude from Microsoft.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

149 CaliGirl...i went to costco today and they put my stuff in a
small driscoll's box, totally thought of you

hope you and your husband had a great day

Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (3mGF9)

150 The feel good story of the day has a sidebar link to people that have never jumped off a 10 meter tower into a pool before, and their reactions when they try for the first time. It's great.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (w+Jhj)

151 ""They say behind every great man there is a woman urging him on, and so it was with my Stella, she urged me on into outer space.""

Harry Mudd

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (aMlLZ)

152 sorry
but it was funny


Its funny 'cause its true.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (bZ7mE)

153 I bet I get $3-400 for the tapes.

I needed the racks boots and blanks...but they gor for about $40 each.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:54 PM (oXKWd)

Problem is: the guy who buys them will be the jackwagon who plays them in his car with the 800 Watt subwoofer while he's stuck in the lane next to me at a long light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (WDdjT)

154 Good VD song is by Todd Rundgren, "You Really Left Me Sore"
Posted by: Liawatha
--------------

'Souvenir of London', Procol Harum

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (ZO497)

155 To the ladies no dis meant we men are just the in our natural state here it seems. Animals.

Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (FWsdM)

156 love is a battlefield

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (Om16U)

157 Yesterday at work: "Hey, guys, don't forget to pick up something for the missus, or girlfriend."


And be sure to not mix up which gift goes to whom.

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)

158 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Posted by: Joan Crawford at February 14, 2017 10:04 PM (cm7e2)


True dat!

Posted by: Andre Rison at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (JO9+V)

159 On this Valentine's Day, I'd like to share my undying hatred of Windows 10. Absolute garbage, POS that cannot die fast enough


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)


I destroyed my laptop last week because of that windows 10 abortion. I beat it with my fist till the hard drive died. Fuck windows 10.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (aMlLZ)

160 Problem is: the guy who buys them will be the jackwagon who plays them in his car with the 800 Watt subwoofer while he's stuck in the lane next to me at a long light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

I'm working on a rap-seeking missile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)

161 Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 10:05 PM (3mGF9)
That's funny. Thank you, I hope you are having a great day too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (8cEQL)

162 Problem is: the guy who buys them will be the jackwagon who plays them in his car with the 800 Watt subwoofer while he's stuck in the lane next to me at a long light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (WDdjT)

=======

I keep a canned air horn in my car specifically for those douchebags.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (bUjWk)

163 Aaaah! Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (WDdjT)

164 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:06 PM (WDdjT)


Hahaha...some of it is good shit. Public Enemy, Run DMC, De La Soul, B. Boys...lots of early Crew and somw NWA, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (oXKWd)

165 The 'de' could also be rendered as 'deh', dalet-hey. It kind of looks like one of those company names that's composed from the names of two founders or something, like Adidas. Like CBD said, it's impossible to tell without seeing the original letters. Plus the blog keeps throwing 500 errors and spitting my posts back when I try to post Hebrew

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (8nWyX)

166 AOP - Delivered the crystals today. Museum was closed, but I know someone with a key, so I dropped them off. I expect that I'll hear from them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)

167 Thanks so much, bro and hog!


And ladies, they make a hella good lipstick, and you get all the good feels for buying Israeli, just sayin'....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (gR+Ht)

168 True dat!

----------
Posted by: Andre Rison at February 14, 2017 10:07 PM (JO9+V)



Never play poker with a guy named after a city and never, ever have a girlfriend named "Left Eye".

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (qUNWi)

169 Behind every good man is a woman trying to change him.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (IDPbH)

170 Hahaha...some of it is good shit. Public Enemy, Run DMC, De La Soul, B. Boys...lots of early Crew and somw NWA, too.


Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM


No Grandmaster Flash?

Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (lmIoG)

171 I'm not dissing anyone in particular or in general. I'm just trying to accept that I'm one of those people for whom love will be just a cruel illusion.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

172 Then there's Captain Beefheart with:
Lick My Decals Off Baby...a real hit with biker chicks

Posted by: Voter dude at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (FWsdM)

173 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Nice job - thank you.

Posted by: Batterup at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (mtGE/)

174 What time do you want me to drop Hillary off? If you want me to come get her before the week is up it will cost you extra.
Posted by: Bill Clinton


Yeah, like anyone would trade a perfectly good jeep for a drunken,old hag who can barely stand.
Dream on. You aren't getting rid of her that easily/

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

175 And ladies, they make a hella good lipstick, and you get all the good feels for buying Israeli, just sayin'....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (gR+Ht)

Even at an Israeli Burger King:

http://tinyurl.com/joavdd9

Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (E/ibL)

176 A Valentine's Day Joke:

An artist, accountant and engineer are sitting at a bar discussing wives and girlfriends.

The artist insists wives are of no use, that everyone needs a girlfriend to keep the passion alive.

The accountants insists that only by having a wife can one know the true stability and predictability that can be found in a lasting relationship.

The engineer looks that them and insists that both a wife and girlfriend are a must have. When you have both, each will think you are with the other and you can the spend all night at the office.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (SCOa6)

177 >>No Grandmaster Flash?


Oddly, no. Some really obscure shit I have never heard of...got some Ric James, though!

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (oXKWd)

178 I'm not seeing much misogyny in here ladies.

The water is safe.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)

179 170 Hahaha...some of it is good shit. Public Enemy, Run DMC, De La Soul, B. Boys...lots of early Crew and somw NWA, too.


Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM


No Grandmaster Flash?
Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:10 PM (lmIoG)

White Lines. And Duran Duran's cover thereof is awesome, BTW.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)

180 Hahaha...some of it is good shit. Public Enemy, Run DMC, De La Soul, B. Boys...lots of early Crew and somw NWA, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:08 PM (oXKWd)

Oxymoron alert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (WDdjT)

181 I am not sure I understand the Craigslist ad - he will trade his jeep for one week with a wife, and when the week is up, the wife gets the title to the jeep?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U)

182 Aaaah! Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?

I like their Otra Vez Goze-style ale. It has cactus in it...

Their brewery is about five miles from where I live, I think. In NC. I should go visit sometime...

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)

183 The Christian comedian Tim Hawkins has so many funny videos. Ive posted a number of them. There ought to be one, "Things not to say to your husband." ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (fDdVG)

184 I will say this. Women that I've loved have had awesome sense of humor and went out of their way to make me laugh and smile. Not that bitch sense of humor but a honest great sense of humor.

And the passion for cuddle-fucking to completetion is awesome as well

Nighters

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 10:14 PM (LiqBV)

185 132 "If you're married, sleep with one eye open. Lots of husbands and wives are killing each other."

I always joke with my wife that as long as I'm worth more alive than dead, I don't have to worry. But if the equation ever flips the other way...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff


Life insurance policies seem to play a part in a lot of these cases.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

186 Anybody remember when there was a thread to make up fake quotes for those stupid conversation heart candies?

Thought it was last Valentine's or even the year before, but couldn't find it.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Xpeyq)

187 "Delivered the crystals today. Museum was closed, but
I know someone with a key, so I dropped them off. I expect that I'll
hear from them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Your meditation crystals?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

188 I'm not seeing much misogyny in here ladies.

Oh, hell, no. I love women.

I just can't find any who love me.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (fVubI)

189 "Telling Cortana to fuck off does absolutely nothing."

For extra fun, look up the percentage of power, CPU, and memory which gets burned up by Cortana, even if you never ever invoke it.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (noWW6)

190 That is the premise of the novel "The Mayor of Casterbridge" a grim novel by Thomas Hardy. The title character sells off his wife and then she appears in his life when he's worked his way up and become a respectable citizen. well off and a Mayor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (fDdVG)

191 What is Love?

Posted by: Roxbury at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (JO9+V)

192 Your meditation crystals?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

*taps side of nose*

Sure!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (ltDdP)

193 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 09:49 PM (rF0hx)

I didn't see Hebrew characters on the site at all... it's gadecosmetics dot com, if you're curious.

And if any of the ladies in your life ( or hell, the guys in this brave new world) like a good lipstick, bookmark it for future gift ideas.

No affiliation, just very happy with their lippies!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (gR+Ht)

194 181 I am not sure I understand the Craigslist ad - he will trade his jeep for one week with a wife, and when the week is up, the wife gets the title to the jeep?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U)

Yep. But first he wants nude pics from The condenders.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (LiqBV)

195 Valintines dinner at the Kim house was ny strip pan fried with stuffed portabella mushrooms. Chocolate for desert. No need to go out or spend much cash.

Posted by: Usntakim at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (hMqvx)

196 For extra fun, look up the percentage of power, CPU, and memory which gets burned up by Cortana, even if you never ever invoke it.


torquewrench...how do I turn the damn thing off?

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (qUNWi)

197 186 Anybody remember when there was a thread to make up fake quotes for those stupid conversation heart candies?

==

"You'll do"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)

198 I love pussy.

Women not so much.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (oXKWd)

199 Going by the "every other OS" rule, Windows 9 would have been good, but since it doesn't exist, both 8 and 10 are garbage.

(I have heard you can run a shell to make Windows 10 more like XP/7, though)

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (OuELg)

200 This is a great love song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w1mCevu3sU

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

201 These Japanese are a real romantic bunch.

They do romantic "Valentine's Day" things on Christmas.

Valentine's Day there is for girls to give chocolates to boys. (Boys give return gifts a month later, on White Day.)

Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (TXZ1v)

202 AOP - Delivered the crystals today. Museum was closed, but I know someone with a key, so I dropped them off. I expect that I'll hear from them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)

Just to make things cystal clear (SWIDT), these are quartz crystals for accurately tuning radio transmitters, and not any other kind of crystalline substance.

Got that, Officer Stedanko?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (WDdjT)

203 144 Penelope Cruz is like...too damn hot. Like you would constantly be miserable and jealous.
Posted by: eleven


And a song for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

204 Your meditation crystals?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
---------------------
Yeah. Along with some geodes.

;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (ZO497)

205
Your meditation crystals?


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

Dilithium?

Posted by: Dr. Spock at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (vBER8)

206 The Christian comedian Tim Hawkins has so many funny videos. Ive posted a number of them. There ought to be one, "Things not to say to your husband." ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:13 PM (fDdVG)
------------

I could make a list.

Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (sBOL1)

207 What is Love?
Posted by: Roxbury at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (JO9+V)

One of my guilty pleasure movies.

Name movies made from SNL skits / characters

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (IDPbH)

208 Poodle bites!

Poodle chews it!

Poodle bites!

Poodle chews it.

Poodle bites..........

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (TwXip)

209 101 Can you imagine the quality of Poon Sam Cooke was pulling?

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 09:50 PM (oXKWd)
----------------------------------------

Wasn't he shot dead by a jealous husband or boyfriend?

Posted by: Boots at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (EBwPV)

210 191 What is Love?
Posted by: Roxbury at February 14, 2017 10:16 PM (JO9+V)

One of the many decadent channels from which I will be born into your reality.

You, and all your kind, will *be mine*. Eternally.

Posted by: Slaanesh at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (E/ibL)

211 "Morty, love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science"

-Rick and Morty

Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (q177U)

212 White Lines. And Duran Duran's cover thereof is awesome, BTW.


Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM


All "rap"/hip hop acts that followed Grandmaster Flash are mere pretenders.

Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (lmIoG)

213 Thanks to some great moronettes my Etsy shop is beginning to get noticed. My heartfelt thanks. I designed two more one of a kind bracelets strictly for the gals. Click on the link under my name and scroll past the featured items and you will see them. I can customized. Thanks again.. maybe I can finally quit my shit job and do this full time. I really hate that place.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (CNHr1)

214 No but Valentine's Day is misandristic.

*ducks and covers and leaves the love birds to enjoy their night*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (LiqBV)

215 198 I love pussy.

Women not so much.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (oXKWd)

---

That's ok.

I pretty much hate people period.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (CRotO)

216 Why did LindaMcMahon get confirmed by such a big margin? Kidding.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (M3DRt)

217 I'm guessing Cortana is one of those bloatware programs that will boot back up even if you manually kill the whole process tree in the Task Manager, but a savvy computer person might be able to write some code to get around that.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (OuELg)

218 178 I'm not seeing much misogyny in here ladies.

The water is safe.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)


Yeah, I got that out of my system a couple of nights ago.

I just ignore Valentine's Day.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

219 Anyone mention the 3 rings of marriage yet?

1- the Engagement ring.
2- the Wedding ring
3- the Suffering

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (6n332)

220 153: should have been with us in myrtle beach in the middle of black bike week. the stories we could tell. should have brought the uzi. that sunk. in canada. the fuckin tippecanoe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

221 Is Todd Rundgren's "You Really Left Me Sore" the one with the lines about "Now that you're gone, oh Ria, I think of you every time I urinate..." or was that an e.g. National Lampoon parody that I'm recalling from Dr Demento?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (nlbfN)

222 >>>"You'll do"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)<<<

Heh. That's exactly the one I was thinking of!

Was talking about that with someone at work today. They were laughing their ass off. Wanted to go back and find some other good ones.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (Xpeyq)

223 Crystal Magnum?


AOP kidnapped Crystal Magnum?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (ltDdP)

224 Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

As Bluebell has said, if you stay in your house you won't meet anyone. You're a good fellow. You have a good sense of humor, You are intelligent and you care about people. Also you're like-what in your forties-There is quite a good chance you might met someone whom you will love who will love you.

Have you put your resume for a job on Linked in or something like that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (fDdVG)

225 Culpability by Presence

A man in the U.K. has been sentenced for manslaughter for... literally doing nothing.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13024

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (vBeA5)

226 1- the Engagement ring.
2- the Wedding ring
3- the Suffering
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (6n332)

---

Went thru all 3 in a span of five months.

*shrugs*

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (CRotO)

227 >>I pretty much hate people period.


That too.

*High-Five*

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (oXKWd)

228 Nice VD song: Turn Me On by Norah Jones.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (nBr1j)

229 "torquewrench...how do I turn the damn thing off?"

The gnomes of Redmond buried Cortana so deeply in the source code of Win10 that I'm not sure how to rip it out without crippling the entire operating system.

(This is by deliberate design. To send back tons of silent telemetry on who you are and what you're doing and watching and saying. As Apple and Google already do with their respective OSes.)

I'm currently trying to enlist the services of the Microsoft Office animated paper clip who they previously fired, to see if it's got any inside dope on how to get rid of Cortana.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (noWW6)

230 Enjoy your VD, everyone!

Posted by: Sandra F at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (eeTCA)

231 Truth in advertising, Love Hurts:

https://youtu.be/6pHNkOQCIzk

(sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (IcT7t)

232 Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

Posted by: CATS at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (vBeA5)

233 smfh, i luv ya, you ok with my sorry old ass?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

234 Love is never having to fart alone.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

235 I'm guessing Cortana is one of those bloatware programs that will boot back up even if you manually kill the whole process tree in the Task Manager, but a savvy computer person might be able to write some code to get around that.

-------
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:19 PM (OuELg)



I'm afraid to refresh back to 7, though. Last time I did that I think everything almost crashed and burned.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)

236 An Indian rocket launch is coming up in about 1/2 hour.

It will launch one big satellite, two smaller ones, and 101 cubesats, for a record 104 separate satellites in a single launch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujsQ5teHJI

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

237 I'm going to put a new hard drive in my laptop and just run windows 7. Not sure how I would even get windows 10 again since the laptop didn't come with a disk, so if I have to buy something I'm going windows 7.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)

238 Kid Rock Eyed as Potential Senate Candidate

http://tinyurl.com/hf7xwlr

Posted by: The Rockin' Hat at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (vBeA5)

239 I'm currently trying to enlist the services of the Microsoft Office animated paper clip who they previously fired, to see if it's got any inside dope on how to get rid of Cortana.


Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM


I don't look so bad now, do I? Bring me back and I'll whack that bitch.

Posted by: clippy at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (lmIoG)

240 233 smfh, i luv ya, you ok with my sorry old ass?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

---

The horde is ok for the most part, with the exception of a few.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)

241 234, love stinks

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (M3DRt)

242 Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (sBOL1)

I said something tonight. I gave FenSpouse chocolates and a card for Valentine's Day, but he hadn't gotten me anything which was fine really, and I had said "I don't want chocolate" We already had the chocolate which I gave him. He came home with a lovely card with very nice nice things he wrote himself and...chocolate. Instead of saying "I didn't want that" I should have said "Thanks, dear" I did say that later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (fDdVG)

243 But Microsoft is your buddy! Unlike that know-it-all Jooooo Einstein assistant!

Posted by: Clippy at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (nlbfN)

244 Good God, I hate playing spades with peeps who can't bid worth a damn.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (CRotO)

245 https://tinyurl.com/zxcrctl

--------------------------------------

Valentines Day song-Vixen-Love Is A Killer

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (y3aQB)

246 Joe had a girlfriend named Mary..

They used to meet at the social club, hold hands, and think 'Pure thoughts'...

But one night, Mary didn't show up...

She was backstage, at the armory (Censored), in order to get tickets to see some big rock group for free...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

247 No London Boys, either.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (oXKWd)

248 Name movies made from SNL skits / characters
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:18 PM (IDPbH)

Wayne's world.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (8cEQL)

249 240: hope i made the cut. damn, this place is tough.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (KP5rU)

250 Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

They can do that but still have people washing their clothes in the polluted Ganges. What's wrong with that picture.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (IDPbH)

251 >>>I'm just trying to accept that I'm one of those people for whom love will be just a cruel illusion.

The thing about life is that it always changes. If you are in a bad way, things will get better.

Unfortunately the opposite is true. Tragedy is ubiquitous.

Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (q177U)

252 You know, honey. I think I liked the furniture better where it was.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (nlbfN)

253 Nice VD song: Turn Me On by Norah Jones.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM (nBr1j)


Related, sort of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTef-VeJLY8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (WDdjT)

254 "You'll do"
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)


I had a housemate years ago whose relationship with his girlfriend was kind of a convenience thing for both of them, not exciting but better than nothing. We once spent an evening coming up with stufff like that for him to drop...

"I could totally settle for you"
"I could do better, but I'm lazy"
"Will you still respect me in the morning?" "Of course, I couldn't possibly respect you any less than I do right now, sweetie"

Last I heard, they're still together ten years later, so...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (8nWyX)

255 Heh chavez, you're cool.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (CRotO)

256 Coneheads, The Ladies Man, It's Pat, Stuart Smalley Saves His Family, McGruber, The Blues Brothers, Wayne's World, Superstar....

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (OuELg)

257 Since y'all are too cool for Twitter - saw this one on twitter today:

A Valentine's Day poem by Ayn Rand:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Finish the poem yourself
you dependent parasite

Posted by: Batterup at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (mtGE/)

258 You know, honey. I think I liked the furniture better where it was.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (nlbfN)
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That would definitely go on the list.

Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (sBOL1)

259 It's Pat

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (M3DRt)

260 231 Truth in advertising, Love Hurts:

https://youtu.be/6pHNkOQCIzk

(sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:22 PM (IcT7t)


I prefer the Everly Brothers' original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

261 God damnit Clippy, I don't need any help!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (OuELg)

262 238: kid rock should be veep. i love exploding heads.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

263 I've been thinkin' 'bout you...wait, what?

Posted by: Pet Shop Boys at February 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Tyii7)

264 Wayne's World was pretty good in a your-life-is-a-Kaboom!-life sort of way.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:29 PM (qUNWi)

265 I'm sorry to be the pissant on this Valentine's Day. Please forgive me for me for going off topic.

Events of the last month have convinced me that it's time for a national divorce.

I go back to the poor special needs guy who was beaten up last month, had part of his scalp cut off, forced to drink dirty toilet water. Why? Because he was a Trump supporter.

I've never seen riots in DC on inauguration day - violence, cars burning, windows smashed.

The riots in Berkley - tonight on Tucker Carlson I saw that one of the people responsible for this was unrepentant, and she continued to call for violence against fascists. That didn't shock me. What shocked me is that she was A MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER.

And this 'controversy' with Flynn shows me that members of the Shadow Government are more willing to compromise their own nation if it serves their interests.

Trump hasn't even been in office for a month.

Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2017 10:29 PM (c056A)

266 I'm currently trying to enlist the services of the Microsoft Office animated paper clip who they previously fired, to see if it's got any inside dope on how to get rid of Cortana.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:21 PM


YOUR SOUL IS MINE FOREVER

Posted by: Cortana at February 14, 2017 10:29 PM (vBeA5)

267 The dancing skit one was made into a movie.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:30 PM (M3DRt)

268 There's a thin line between genius and insanity - and I always get labelled as being the crazy one.

Posted by: Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes at February 14, 2017 10:30 PM (e4mH+)

269 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:25 PM (fDdVG)
The card would mean more to me than a gift. That's really nice of him.

I'm sure your husband understands, you corrected your mistake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:30 PM (8cEQL)

270
A man in the U.K. has been sentenced for manslaughter for... literally doing nothing.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13024
Posted by: The Political Hat


Noninvolvement

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0519071/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

271 "Just to make things cystal clear (SWIDT), these are
quartz crystals for accurately tuning radio transmitters, and not any
other kind of crystalline substance.



Got that, Officer Stedanko?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I used to have a bunch of crystals from 2 tone pagers laying around, but lord knows where they are now.

If you ever watched the show "Emergency!", you'll remember when the announcements would come over the PA for a call, they would be proceeded by 2 tones playing. Sometimes several combinations, depending on what units were being signaled. These 2 tones would trigger pagers to turn off the auto squelch circuit so the message could be heard by somebody wearing one.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)

272 Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:27 PM (OuELg)

Forgot about Ladies Man.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (IDPbH)

273 255; so are you my friend. you are stronger than i could ever be.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

274 What about me??? I'll waste that Halo broad and the stupid paper clip!! I need work, damnit!

Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (OuELg)

275 Crank it!!

https://youtu.be/94nDCm4NqIA

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU)

276 Did you know there was an HWA?

Hoez With Attitude

Cheeky Cover

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (oXKWd)

277 Why do we have a holiday that memorializes how much everyone dislikes you?

Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 14, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)

278 273 255; so are you my friend. you are stronger than i could ever be.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

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Thank you, but don't feel all that strong atm.

Kaboom life, ya know.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (CRotO)

279 if Windows is really that awful now I guess it's possible to replace it with Linux?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Om16U)

280 [250
They can do that but still have people washing their clothes in the polluted Ganges. What's wrong with that picture.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:26 PM (IDPbH)


Well, I remember Jesse Jackson leading a protest at one of the Apollo launches, saying that the government should be spending money on poor people instead.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

281 VD is a global holiday now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:33 PM (IDPbH)

282 276 Did you know there was an HWA?

Hoez With Attitude

Cheeky Cover
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (oXKWd)

--I believe in the '90s there was also an act called Bitches With Problems.

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)

283 "Coneheads, The Ladies Man, It's Pat, Stuart Smalley Saves His Family, McGruber, The Blues Brothers, Wayne's World, Superstar...."

The Festrunk Brothers.

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

Mr. Bill.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:34 PM (noWW6)

284 Celebrity Jeopardy could've been ok and had sequel potential

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:34 PM (M3DRt)

285 C'mere and rub my feet, Chuck.

Posted by: Peppermint Patty at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (Tyii7)

286 Why do we have a holiday that memorializes how much everyone dislikes you?
Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 14, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)

=======

Chilly FB meme I saw today:

"Bummed you are alone on Valentines Day? Don't worry, the other 364 days of the year nobody loves you either."

Cold.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (bUjWk)

287 Crank it!!

https://youtu.be/94nDCm4NqIA


Papa Basura was in love with that woman. Played that damn song so much that all I have to hear is her name and the whole thing plays in my head.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (IcT7t)

288 Could you write a program to just keep killing the Cortana process tree whenever it tries to start back up? Though such a process would also be resource intensive, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 14, 2017 10:35 PM (OuELg)

289 Why do we have a holiday that memorializes how much everyone dislikes you?

Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 14, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)

What are you complaining about?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (rF0hx)

290 Off Clippy's even more annoying bastard cousin sock.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (OuELg)

291 Prayer request

I am having auditions for a show tomorrow. It's a Lenten drama about Judas and Peter. I only need two men. If people could pray that two men show up to audition if it's God's will that would be great. It's a very powerful show. I'm just not sure I advertised the auditions enough. I'm feeling a little disheartened because I had hope to get a drama ministry started at another church and although the pastor and several board voted yes, the rest of the church wouldn't agree to fund it . Ww were not talking about a huge amount. This one I am not getting funding for. This church has no money, but the pastor-the sweet seminary student- is in support of me doing it.

Thanks very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fDdVG)

292 Chorus from Buy For You The Moon

I'd borrow from the stars
Pay a comet for a late night ride
I'd beg the sun to wait a while to shine
And I'd buy for you the moon

I can't do links but ladies, if you appreciate romantic tunes, going to you tube and putting True North Buy for you the moon in the search box ain't that tough.
And trust me, it's worth it.

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (v6Osy)

293 Roses are red
Violets are blue
No election will keep us
From having our way with you

Posted by: The Deep State at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (NbRJx)

294 Kaboom? Hell we got some shit out of a plastic bag. Prolly nuclear waste or somethin. Just vile. Can I just have a piece of toast ma?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

295 https://tinyurl.com/zpb8gu9

---------------------------------

Love Hurts- Joan Jett

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (y3aQB)

296 Love is never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Tipper Gore to Al Gore at February 14, 2017 10:37 PM (JO9+V)

297 Broken hearts are for assholes!

Posted by: FZ at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (lJW6d)

298 Well my temperature is rising, got my feet on the floor
Crazy people rocking 'cause they want to some more
Let me in baby, I don't know what you got
But you better take it easy 'cause this place is hot

And I'm so glad you made it, so glad you made it
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin' everyday

Well I feel so good, everything is gettin' high
You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day and I had no work to do
Wait a minute baby, let it happen to you

And I'm so glad we made it, so glad we made it
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin' everyday, yeah

Well I feel so good, everything is gettin' high
You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day, nothing went too good
Now I'm gonna relax, I think everybody should

And I'm so glad we made it, hey hey, so glad we made it
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme gimme some lovin'
Hey hey hey, some lovin'
Gimme gimme gimme some of your lovin' babe
Gimme some of your lovin', baby

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)

299 Forgot about Ladies Man.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (IDPbH)

I never saw the movie but that sketch always made me laugh.

I have my courvoiser.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (8cEQL)

300 if Windows is really that awful now I guess it's possible to replace it with Linux?

I did.

In 1995.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (IcT7t)

301 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fDdVG)
Done Fenelon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:39 PM (8cEQL)

302 Night at the Roxbury. Is that in NJ?

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (M3DRt)

303 Fun Fact: Microsoft Bob was the product that Melinda managed that launched her career as Mrs. Bill Gates.

Posted by: Everyone's Valentine, Yoko at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (DMUuz)

304 Installing Linux just seems like crossing the nerd singularity. Windows 7 works alright for my purposes at the moment, though if forced to upgrade to Windows 10, I'd probably cross the Rubicon and install a dual partition to boot to something like Ubuntu.

It just seems like playing D&D with painstakingly hand-painted miniatures.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (OuELg)

305 Prayer request

Done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (IcT7t)

306 I stopped seeking love. I decided if it would happen for me, it would happen. That and I'm no prize, sadly.

Oddly, I then recognized the love I got from family and friends...and found I didn't really care about seeking the ladies much any longer.

Love, it's true, is where you find it...if you're willing to open yourself to it.

Sex, though, that shit's overrated.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (66CWr)

307 Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:38 PM (8cEQL)

Never saw it either but I always liked Tim Meadows.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)

308 this is from Aug 2016 zdnet on turning off cortana, dunno if it willl help

(delete space)
http://www.zdnet.com/article/ windows-10-tip-turn-off-cortana-completely/

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (Om16U)

309 "Could you write a program to just keep killing the
Cortana process tree whenever it tries to start back up? Though such a
process would also be resource intensive, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Microsoft Bob"

All the solutions I've seen end up breaking something else. (like the search bar).

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)

310 The Ladies Man movie was good for a few laughs.

"I see your hobbies include...debit?"

"Uh, dat says Da Butt. I also like tennis."

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:42 PM (OuELg)

311 I stopped seeking love. I decided if it would happen for me, it would happen. That and I'm no prize, sadly.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 10:40 PM (66CWr)

There is an ass for every seat, and everybody has a soulmate. Its just a matter of when you meet them.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:42 PM (aMlLZ)

312 I've had no problems with Windows 8.1 on my desktop p.c. (using a Win 98 emulator or whatever it's called); and it's fine on my small tablet as is.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:42 PM (nlbfN)

313 In further TR6 adventures, I got the wiper pivot bezels and windshield squirter nozzles installed, after much travail. Tried to figure out why the alternator quit charging after I changed the ignition switch, and it seems to be the case that the infernal regulator in the Lucas alternator chose this time to baff out.

So I removed the internal regulator, and rewired the alternator to bring a direct connection to the field out the rear of the case. Feed 12 volts to the field connection, and the alternator puts out plenty, so that pretty much condemns the internal regulator. I bought a Mopar single-unit regulator at Auto-zone, and will make that work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (WDdjT)

314 Lots of Frank love tonight. Romantic!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (lJW6d)

315 >>> if Windows is really that awful now I guess it's possible to replace it with Linux?

"I did. In 1995."

If you switched to Linux in the nineties, you were in for all sorts of weird wonky pain. When the solution to your particular problem is "Oh, recompile the kernel from the command line with the following switches," that's not a realistic solution for most people.

Today, Linux is vastly more friendly to ordinary users.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (noWW6)

316 Never saw it either but I always liked Tim Meadows.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH)

One of my favorite sketches was Chris Farley auditioning for Chippendales.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (8cEQL)

317 See, the Horde has a good heart, because most comment sections would advise someone to get rid of Cortana by deleting System32.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (OuELg)

318 "It just seems like playing DD with painstakingly hand-painted miniatures.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle"

Hey now. Let's not get personal...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

319 Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:39 PM (8cEQL)

Thanks very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (fDdVG)

320 BTW, Moby claims he has definitive proof of Trump colluding with the Russians.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (nlbfN)

321 Did you know there was an HWA?

Hoez With Attitude

Cheeky Cover
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:31 PM (oXKWd)


I was at the NCO club (stationed in Scotland) one night back in the mid 90s and the DJ played that whole album. I was laughing my ass off watching the facial expressions of some of the club attendees. Hilarious! If I recall correctly, the album was produced by Eazy E.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (S/qwI)

322 Love, peace and harmony?
Love, peace and harmony?
Oh, very nice
Very nice
Very nice
Very nice
Very nice
But maybe in the next world

https://youtu.be/zqnFUVCoIL0

Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (GsAUU)

323 Happy Valentine's Day, beloved Horde!

Y'all do so much to help keep me sane. I appreciate you more than I can say.

Love you lots!

Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (xVuS6)

324 Paolo actually have a quiet day of the Valentine's.

It the only night Paolo gets to rest, when all the married couples are actually having to be together.

But Paolo will be the well rested for the next night when all you're ladies are wanting me back again.

Posted by: Paolo at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (Xpeyq)

325 berserker gets it. life is as hard as you make it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

326 Thanks very much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fDdVG)
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You've got it, Fenelon. I'm going to Adoration tomorrow with the Horde's intentions, and I will include yours as well. I know you have a special talent and fondness for drama ministry, and I hope this goes exactly how you wish, for His glory.

Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (sBOL1)

327 The DJ?

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (M3DRt)

328 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:20 PM (fDdVG)

Yeah, early 40s. I've been getting my resume out there in a targeted fashion but indeed is my next stop since I can't seem to land anything.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

329 Stand up in a clear blue morning
Until you see
What can be
Alone in a cold day dawning
Are you still free
Can you be

When some cold tomorrow finds you
When some sad old dream reminds you
How the endless road unwinds you

While you see a chance take it
Find romance make it
Because it's all on you

Don't you know by now no one gives you anything
Don't you wonder how you keep on moving
One more day your way
When there's no one left to leave you
Even you don't quite believe you
That's when nothing can deceive you

Stand up in a clear blue morning
Until you see
What can be
Alone in a cold day dawning
Are you still free
Can you be

And that old gray wind is blowing
And there's nothing left worth knowing
And it's time you should be going

While you see a chance take it
Find romance, make it
Because it's all on you

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (u8kLQ)

330 >>>BTW, Moby claims he has definitive proof of Trump colluding with the Russians.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (nlbfN)<<<

Always knew that guy was a dick.

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (Xpeyq)

331 Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (8cEQL)

With Patrick Swayze. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (IDPbH)

332 Switch to linux. Make both Tim Cook AND Bill Gates cry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (oVJmc)

333 Hey everybody.

Yeah, I'm listening to some Steve Winwood. Why do you ask?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (u8kLQ)

334 #312 Oops! I meant Windows XP Pro not Win 98!!! (Using Classic Shell.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (nlbfN)

335 BTW, Moby claims

Who's MOBY?

This bs will go on forever. Now they're looking for reasons to impeach him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (fDdVG)

336 There is an ass for every seat, and everybody has a soulmate. Its just a matter of when you meet them.



Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division


With my luck, I missed my window. Though to be honest from what I've seen so far I haven't so much missed opportunities as dodged bullets...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (66CWr)

337 >Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (S/qwI)


Awesome.

I got drunk and dumped $20 in a Jukebox in Dillion Montana and Played 'I'll Tumble For You', by the Culture Club 50 times in a row...


that was a great Bar Fight.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oXKWd)

338 >> I'm listening to some Steve Winwood.


Such an underrated guitarist he is.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (oXKWd)

339 So, I cursed myself the last week. I asked a neighbor how he liked his new heat pump, and mentioned that mine was still working OK.

Shouldn't have done that. Just gave the gremlins info on what to attack.

Today? Dead compressor and an $1800 repair bill coming up...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)

340
It just seems like playing D&D with painstakingly hand-painted miniatures.
Posted by: broseidon

Nonsense, Traveller. The D&D miniature guys are on Mac's.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (zZb/S)

341 T-4 minutes.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

342 A good thread for AOSHQ would be a "Switch to Linux" thread for us normals.

I would do it if I knew how.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi)

343 Hey everybody.

Yeah, I'm listening to some Steve Winwood. Why do you ask?


Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM


You listening to the Spencer Davis Group version or Winwood's solo one?

Posted by: otho at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (lmIoG)

344
50 years ago my ginger stole my soul.

I've always felt I very much got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (X35Yt)

345 Posted by: bluebell at February 14, 2017 10:45 PM (sBOL1)

I appreciate that. It's much easier to have to look for two men than a cast of 10, but some churches are very territorial and don't want to let their folks know if they think the church requesting that they send down actors is not sufficiently Christian

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (fDdVG)

346 Actually, the only guy I know who paints his own minis was captain of his hockey team in high school/plays minor league hockey now and is currently trying out for the FBI, so I'm not casting aspersions on those who do.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (OuELg)

347 Trump is doing something in 4 (now 3?) minutes, rickl? I hope it's rounding up all the Obama holdovers and RINO fifth columnists.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)

348 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujsQ5teHJI

The Indian rocket is a strange combination of solid and liquid stages.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

349 Today, Linux is vastly more friendly to ordinary users.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (noWW6)

If I can make Linux Mint work for me, any of us here can do the same. It is the only OS on this particular computer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (WDdjT)

350 otho, listening to the single-disc version of this:

http://tinyurl.com/jes3n3t

And Garrett: THANK YOU for the Big Country and Bonnie Raitt LPs!!!!!!!! I didn't even pay you for them...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (u8kLQ)

351 Does the actor playing Judas get paid in silver?

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (OuELg)

352 oh dang, there go the margins.

I'll show myself to the barrel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8kLQ)

353 I post this for the umpteenth time, 'Every OS Sucks':
http://tinyurl.com/8tgkoh7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (ZO497)

354 Today? Dead compressor and an $1800 repair bill coming up...

Life is full of wonderful surprises.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (qUNWi)

355 337: as it should be. so, let it be done.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (KP5rU)

356 T-1 minute.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

357 I used to paint minifigs occasionally. I wasn't that great at it but it was a Zen-like thing. You really had to concentrate to get the details right.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

358 Awesome.

I got drunk and dumped $20 in a Jukebox in Dillion Montana and Played 'I'll Tumble For You', by the Culture Club 50 times in a row...


that was a great Bar Fight.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oXKWd)


Ha! I actually liked that song when it came out.

There was a young Navy guy that I worked with that use to sing RuPaul's song, "You Better Work" every shift. I had the worst earworm from that song.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (S/qwI)

359 An 11pm long knifing, cool

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (zZb/S)

360 If you switched to Linux in the nineties, you were in for all sorts of weird wonky pain. When the solution to your particular problem is "Oh, recompile the kernel from the command line with the following switches," that's not a realistic solution for most people.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 14, 2017 10:43 PM (noWW6)


It isn't, but I still miss it once in a while. I don't miss trying to get the display card to drive a 21" multisync CRT at resolutions above 640x480.

And in keeping with the theme of the thread, if you were dating a girl ca. 1998 and she could compile a new kernel, she was a keeper.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (8nWyX)

361 A good thread for AOSHQ would be a "Switch to Linux" thread for us normals.

I would do it if I knew how.


The easiest thing to do is to look for a LiveUSB or LiveCD version that, once you install it to CD or USB stick, will allow you to boot up your computer into Linux without changing anything on your current setup. That way you can test drive it to see if it meets your needs, and if it doesn't, you pop out the media and everything is just as it was before.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (oVJmc)

362 that was a great Bar Fight.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oXKWd)

Ever go to a place in Pelham called "Ben Dover's Place?" No it wasn't a gay bar...it was a neighborhood bar that had the best juke box in Westchester.

Unfortunately the crowd was usually cranky, and big, so it wasn't that much fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (rF0hx)

363 Did they get there, already?

That Big Country Album sounds Yuge.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (oXKWd)

364 This bs will go on forever. Now they're looking for reasons to impeach him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:46 PM (fDdVG)


yeah well, so far trump hasn't exactly been a war time consigliere. We're in a fucking cold civil war and he hands the fucks an easy victory on his first test. If this is how he's going to handle shit he might as well pack his fucking bags, they will..not..stop.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (aMlLZ)

365 Heh, touche Jean. Linux guys from the 90s obviously play Traveller with a side group that plays original TSR Chainmail.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (OuELg)

366 Oh FFS. Tinyurl, people!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

367 The Indian rocket is a strange combination of solid and liquid stages.
Posted by: rickl
-------------

*eyes temperature*

Are they using Viton seals on the boosters?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (ZO497)

368 If I can make Linux Mint work for me, any of us here can do the same. It is the only OS on this particular computer.

Ubuntu here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

369 342 A good thread for AOSHQ would be a "Switch to Linux" thread for us normals.

I would do it if I knew how.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi)

Our first networked computers in the 90's used linux. That's the extent of my linux knowledge.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (8cEQL)

370 Andycanuck, by "moby" do you mean the person who leaked Flynn stuff? If so, since the Flynn leak was illegal, why would the moby out himself?

Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (xVuS6)

371 Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:49 PM (OuELg)

LOL. No. He doesn't get paid anything. This is for amateur actors. I could not afford to pay professional ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (fDdVG)

372 Finance final in twenty minutes. Not feeling good about this one, but I got an A on the midterm so I should be fine. *sweats*
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2017 09:32

Hope it went well. Let us know what went down.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (o/90i)

373 Pelham was a bit south for me...never been to Ben's.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:52 PM (oXKWd)

374 Any COBs here that can kill #350 please?

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (bUjWk)

375 garrett: yup, got 'em.

I LOVE the sound of the Big Country "The Crossing" LP. Yeah, it's always sounded to me as if they could have recorded it in a giant stadium.

What's spooky is, their follow up "Steeltown" has an even BIGGER sound...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (u8kLQ)

376 I think I've seen Dillion Montana's work on Redtube.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (wpC7C)

377 Just announced that IRS won't reject returns that fail to answer the health insurance information.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (w+Jhj)

378 VDay songs? I like these two (back-to-back tracks) from Pain of Salvation's "Remedy Lane" album:

Love song: https://youtu.be/hiMkUWbmfOg
(I believe this heart of mine, when it tells my mind that this is reason...)

Not so much: https://youtu.be/n8ro066KDIM
(You were always there, but you may lose me here.
Now love me if you dare, and let me run...)

Posted by: mikeski at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (TXZ1v)

379 TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP

DEPORT
DEPORT
DEPORT


all shout-y like

Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (VBsKP)

380 qdpsteve:

I have Arc Of A Diver. I never realized how beautiful and meaningful the lyrics to While You See A Chance are.

Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (c056A)

381 Speaking of big sound, I also have really been enjoying Blue Cheer's first album "Vincebus Eruptum" lately.

Would like to get "Outsideinside," which was supposedly titled that because the band was actually TOO LOUD for their own recording studio in 1968.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (u8kLQ)

382 Switch to linux. Make both Tim Cook AND Bill Gates cry.

If you really hate Windows 10, but don't want to switch to Linux, there's ReactOS. https://www.reactos.org/

OK, so it's still an Alpha version. Don't use it for your production website.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (IcT7t)

383 LOL. No. He doesn't get paid anything. This is for amateur actors. I could not afford to pay professional ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------------

I hear that Alec Basldwin is going.for really cheap these days. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (rUhXo)

384 Used to dab paint them with a toothpick.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (zZb/S)

385 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 10:51 PM (aMlLZ

I think there;'s a learning curve. Of course he had competitors in his business efforts , but people who are this vicious-maybe not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (fDdVG)

386 Today? Dead compressor and an $1800 repair bill coming up...

Life is full of wonderful surprises.
Posted by: eleven
----

AC compressor? Residential or automotive?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (ZO497)

387 No, literally Moby the musician/performer or whatever he is.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (nlbfN)

388 Mike, yup. Winwood wrote a beautiful song there.

Although, for a long time where he sings "no one gives you anything," I thought he was singing "God gives you anything." Maybe it's supposed to sound ambiguous.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)

389
The Indian rocket is a strange combination of solid and liquid stages.
Posted by: rickl


Is it a Ganges rocket?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

390 Nothing wrong with painting minis, though if you end up spending 2 hours at the craft store to get that perfect shade of orange because your half-Efreeti Cleric needs to have a tinge of fire in his hair, you might have a problem.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:55 PM (OuELg)

391 "AC compressor? Residential or automotive?

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Heat pump compressor for my house. Something mechanical broke inside of it. Runs but pulls practically no current and does not pump the refrigerant.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)

392 it was a neighborhood bar that had the best juke box in Westchester.
Did you ever bang Laura Petrie???

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (nlbfN)

393 Third stage burning now. Looks good so far.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

394 Nothing wrong with painting minis, though if you end up spending 2 hours at the craft store to get that perfect shade of orange because your half-Efreeti Cleric needs to have a tinge of fire in his hair, you might have a problem.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle


Another sign you may be getting a little obsessed: you're pissed off because Hobby Lobby isn't still open at 2am.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)

395 The title track on Arc is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (oXKWd)

396 Any COBs here that can kill #350 please?
Posted by: Flyboy
---------------------

Ooooooooh noooooooo.

Posted by: Mr. Bill at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (ZO497)

397 once you have kids, getting laid in V Day never happens

but hey, I bought roses on Sunday so the were way cheaper

Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (VBsKP)

398 Link to article on the IRS notice:

http://reason.com/blog/2017/02/14/irs-blow-to-obamacare-individual-mandate

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

399 happy Valentine's day.

does anyone remember Eddie Murphy as buckwheat, singing

wookin pa nub in all da wong paces

wookin pa nub....

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (8mO0Q)

400 Of course nowadays 30 pieces of silver is about 540 bucks, assuming the pieces are an oz each.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 10:57 PM (OuELg)

401 Ok this one really cracked me up:

257 Since y'all are too cool for Twitter - saw this one on twitter today:

A Valentine's Day poem by Ayn Rand:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Finish the poem yourself
you dependent parasite

Posted by: keena at February 14, 2017 10:58 PM (RiTnx)

402 booknlass, don't forget that song "????????"

(Still makes me laugh)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 10:59 PM (u8kLQ)

403 Fourth stage ignition.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

404 Moby gets his stage name because he's related to Herman Melville. Obviously the talent in that gene pool dried up in the late 19th century.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:00 PM (OuELg)

405 I would do it if I knew how.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi)

Go here to start: https://linuxmint.com/download.php

Download and read the user guide first.

When I did it, I downloaded it and burned it to a DVD, which I cannot now find. But I installed tje DVD, booted the computer to Linux from the DVD, and played around with it. Decided, "hey, this isn't hard!" Came to the boot screen again, and chose "wipe hard disc and install Mint as only operating system", and pushed "yes". (this was on a used computer with none of my data on it). You can also tell Mint to partition the hard drive, and install itself to the new partition, giving you a dual-boot option with your old OS.

You can also put Mint on a thumb drive, if it is big enough. Make sure you enable a boot from from a USB port in your BIOS settings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:00 PM (WDdjT)

406 OS2 now e-commerce station, haiku is OK, menuet is very cool

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:01 PM (zZb/S)

407 I have Arc Of A Diver. I never realized how beautiful and meaningful the lyrics to While You See A Chance are.
Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (c056A)

Yup....Don't you know by now they don't give you anything?



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2017 11:01 PM (5VlCp)

408 399 happy Valentine's day.

does anyone remember Eddie Murphy as buckwheat, singing

wookin pa nub in all da wong paces

wookin pa nub....
Posted by: booknlass at February
----------------

Do you remember him doing

"Meech out and Dutch
Dumbombody's and
Mate dis wurl a betuh pace
IP do tan"?

Freaking classic. And could not be done today, I don't think.

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:01 PM (rUhXo)

409 Speaking of Eddie Murphy SNL skits for Valentine's Day, how about Velvet Jones? He writes romance novels and has a correspondence school for being a high class ho!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:02 PM (OuELg)

410 "booknlass, don't forget that song "????????"



(Still makes me laugh)"

And "Once, Twice, Three times a lady"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)

411 AOP -- thnks!

I'll try that tomorrow. Too many adult pops right now.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (qUNWi)

412 me too qdpsteve. I laughed when I wrote it and sang it to myself.

I'm watching the Human comedy with Mickey Rooney and Frank Morgan. what a country we used to be

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (8mO0Q)

413 I think there;'s a learning curve. Of course he had competitors in his business efforts , but people who are this vicious-maybe not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:54 PM (fDdVG)

I would almost give him a pass, except with all the shit he had to put up with since he announced he was running you would think..frigging think he would know it was only going to escalate once he vanquished the sea hag.

He got that frigging twit Reince retard whispering in his ear. Trump needs a WAR cabinet. Any one of us would have predicted what the hell would have happened if he fired Flynn, the left would just wipe their dick on his drapes and go for the next target.

Reagan wouldn't have been that stupid. You got toonces in his faux airforce 1 flying all over the frigging planet cutting deals and pissing in bush's weaties and he wasn't even elected yet, but the lft is pearl clutching over conversations Flynn had. Bottom line, the GOPe is great at stepping on their dicks and retreating for faaaar less stuff than the leftists do, and that bullshit has to stop. Trump needs to cool his god complex and start fighting the frigging war.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)

414 ok, I'll say it chest tattoos on chicks are not attractive

Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:05 PM (VBsKP)

415 OS2 now e-commerce station, haiku is OK, menuet is very cool

Menuet is still around? That's some serious dedication there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)

416 I'll say it chest tattoos on chicks are not attractive

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (oXKWd)

417 You can also put Mint on a thumb drive, if it is big enough. Make sure you enable a boot from from a USB port in your BIOS settings.


Crap...you had to go all BIOS on me.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (qUNWi)

418 Reason.com is hung, what's uo

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (zZb/S)

419 David Ruffin's My Whole World Ended and Bian Wilson's God Only knows are incredible and heartbreaking songs

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (M3DRt)

420 belly laughs.

Be a HO. you too, can BE a HO

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:06 PM (8mO0Q)

421 Any COBs here that can kill #350 please?

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 10:53 PM (bUjWk)

It looks okay in the system....but I shortened it anyway.

How is that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 11:07 PM (rF0hx)

422 Menuet is still around? That's some serious dedication there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I just saw an update post, haven't fired it up.since last year, but tis cool.shit

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:07 PM (zZb/S)

423 Refugees are flooding Reason to hide from Trump???

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 11:08 PM (nlbfN)

424 "When she touched her lips to the glass, Lawanda's heart beat inside her. I knew from that very first moment that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

Posted by: A touching excerpt from Velvet Love at February 14, 2017 11:08 PM (OuELg)

425 It looks okay in the system....but I shortened it anyway.

How is that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2017 11:07 PM (rF0hx)

=======

Much better. Thank you!

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (bUjWk)

426 Thank you CBD.

Posted by: Catwrangler at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (TGcoT)

427 Fourth stage shutdown, and the spacecraft is in orbit.

The satellites are beginning to separate.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

428 So barmaid bring a pitcher

Another round of brew

So, honey, why don't we . . .

Posted by: Jimmy Buffett at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (JO9+V)

429 >>>Reagan wouldn't have been that stupid.

Trump is going to fire a lot of people. Kind of his MO.

Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (q177U)

430 Of course when you're done playing around, you go integrity

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (zZb/S)

431 Refugees are flooding Reason to hide from Trump???

Save me, Goth Fonzie! SAVE ME!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (qJhUV)

432 Of course, besides Eddie Murphy, there's not much to like about Early 1980's SNL. Maybe one or two Joe Piscopo skits? Pretty barren otherwise.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (OuELg)

433 this thing is fucked. i'm out. be well morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2017 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

434 The satellites are beginning to separate.

They were only staying together for the kids anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:11 PM (IcT7t)

435 ok, I'll say it chest tattoos on chicks are not attractive

+10000

Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (q29nF)

436 if the phone doesn't ring it's me

Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3mGF9)

437 Trump is going to fire a lot of people. Kind of his MO.

Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2017 11:10 PM (q177U)


well he needs to do it quick. The enemy is at the gates.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (aMlLZ)

438 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)

We'll, o.k. I don't disagree but I'm not in his administration. Consider sending him a e-mail through the whitehouse.gov site. I did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 11:13 PM (fDdVG)

439 Of course, besides Eddie Murphy, there's not much to like about Early
1980's SNL. Maybe one or two Joe Piscopo skits? Pretty barren otherwise.

Stevie Wonder and Sinatra

I am black and you are white
You are blind as a bat and I have sight

Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 11:13 PM (qJhUV)

440 Tammi Terrell was the Helen of Motown...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-UvQYAmbg

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (M3DRt)

441 ok, I'll say it chest tattoos on chicks are not attractive

+10000

Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (q29nF)

Unless one says "Tone" and the other "Volume".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (WDdjT)

442 Of course, besides Eddie Murphy, there's not much to like about Early 1980's SNL. Maybe one or two Joe Piscopo skits? Pretty barren otherwise.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle


I've read the 1980-81 season is considered the all-time worst run of SNL ever. It wasn't even completed because of a writers' strike in Spring 1981. Interestingly it was also the one season that Lorne Michaels wasn't running things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (u8kLQ)

443 The 90's SNL was the golden age for me.

Tho opinions vary wildly on that.

Dana Carvey, Norm McDonald, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Dennis Miller, Adam Sandler, David Spade....

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (qUNWi)

444 if the phone doesn't ring it's me
Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 11:12 PM (3mGF9)

=======

Longer version:

"If your phone's not ringin', that's me not callin'".

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (bUjWk)

445 Of course when you're done playing around, you go integrity

Looks interesting. The "multivisor" especially so. Won't be touching at the current job. It costs money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)

446 well he needs to do it quick. The enemy is at the gates.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division


Fuck that, they're inside the castle. Literally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (66CWr)

447 My internet connection has lagged a bit all day and not just at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (nlbfN)

448 406 OS2 now e-commerce station, haiku is OK, menuet is very cool

still nobody but me interested in my ARM port of CP/M-68K

Posted by: Anachronda at February 14, 2017 11:16 PM (10Mp2)

449 Fourth stage shutdown, and the spacecraft is in orbit.

The satellites are beginning to separate.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)


For a country that's had some Benny Hill government engineering/procurement projects like the INSAS and Tejas, India's space program definitely gets things done.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:16 PM (8nWyX)

450 "Fourth stage shutdown, and the spacecraft is in orbit.



The satellites are beginning to separate.

Posted by: rickl"


So Mr. Bond, as you can see, nothing can stop my plans now...

Posted by: Blofeld at February 14, 2017 11:17 PM (w+Jhj)

451 never got into buffet and never heard that song but i always thought it was a great line

Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2017 11:17 PM (3mGF9)

452 Piscopo's Sinatra was funny, but Phil Hartman's was the best.

"Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself because I've done em both!"

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:17 PM (OuELg)

453 My internet connection has lagged a bit all day and not just at the HQ.

Some sort of big DDOS attack going on today. Work got hit by it, but I don't think we were a target. Just collateral damage.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:18 PM (IcT7t)

454 "If your phone's not ringin', that's me not callin'".

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (bUjWk)

Some telephonin' by Elmore James:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK_VbETapwU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (WDdjT)

455 So barmaid bring a pitcher Now that's a romantic song Buffet.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (C+wjz)

456 eleven, agreed.

I seriously think SNL should give up the ghost on "free TV" NBC and become a cable or Netflix series. It's never going to have the same cache, respect, status or laughs that it used to, and everyone there has more or less made it clear they would much rather spend every single episode attacking politicians they dont like (i.e. Republicans) than be funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (u8kLQ)

457
430 Of course when you're done playing around, you go integrity

i'm still bitter about the alphacide

Posted by: Anachronda at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (10Mp2)

458 here's a beautiful love song, in my estimation. really

jonny lang

https://tinyurl.com/hf8fw4s

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (8mO0Q)

459 Lovitz and Hartman, 'One More Mission'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (ZO497)

460 Fuck that, they're inside the castle. Literally.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at February 14, 2017 11:15 PM (66CWr)


true..very true.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (aMlLZ)

461 broseidon, LOL.

Sting as Billy Idol (!) and Mike Myers as Steve Lawrence. Loved it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)

462 WRT Westminster dog show:
Irish setters are beautiful, but amazingly stupid dogs.

Just saying.

Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (qfTNM)

463 Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2017 11:14 PM (qUNWi)


Charles Rocket dropping the F bomb was fun

I probably haven't seen SNL since mid 90s

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (voOPb)

464 True fact: Robert Downey Jr. was one of the cast members of SNL for a short time during the 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)

465 Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:20 PM (qfTNM)

Seeking a lifetime ban are we?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 11:21 PM (voOPb)

466 ONT: Lonelyhearts Edition


Back in the 70's and early 80's, a local radio host here (who was quite a character) hosted a radio show on Saturday evening called Desperate and Dateless. If you were brave enough to call in, he would fix you up with somebody else who called in, just to see what would happen. Marriages resulted from this, but also some truly hilarious descriptions of disaster dates, although I don't recall anyone actually coming to blows or engaging in gunfire.

The show lasted about three hours and was NEVER boring.

Now we date on our phones. Not nearly the fun nor the entertaiment value for everyone. I've never been so glad to be happily married.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:22 PM (cm1Bl)

467 still nobody but me interested in my ARM port of CP/M-68K

Put it on a RasPi. Hackaday will cover it as "retrocool" and you'll make potentially 10's of pennies on it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IcT7t)

468 tcn in AK: I still miss the show "Blind Date" with Joe Rogan. Wish it were still on.

By now I would have tried out for the show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2017 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)

469 Of course when you're done playing around, you go integrity

Looks interesting. The "multivisor" especially so. Won't be touching at the current job. It costs money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

They can be kinda dicks to deal with, you pay a big check, but their tech support do not suffer fools, only let your shit hot coders call them.

I've only used the multivisor to tie a second runtime copy to a Deadman switch. Never have been able to round up loose change to pay test costs for multiple different things.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (zZb/S)

470 455 So barmaid bring a pitcher Now that's a romantic song Buffet.
Posted by: CMU VET at February 14, 2017 11:19 PM (C+wjz)

"Well, some people ask me how I can write such sensitive songs and then turn around and write Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw, and I say, well, sometimes I feel sensitive, and sometimes......" Mr. Buffett

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (cm1Bl)

471 Applause in the launch control center! All 104 satellites have been released.

Now the speeches will start. Indian launches always have speeches at the end.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

472 The best thing to come out of SNL in the last couple decades is still "Dick in a box"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw

I don't care who yu are, that shit is funny.

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (rUhXo)

473 when was SNL last funny?

1979?

Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (VBsKP)

474 Why cant someone resurrect HyperCard? Keep it simple.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (zZb/S)

475 They can be kinda dicks to deal with, you pay a big check, but their
tech support do not suffer fools, only let your shit hot coders call
them.


Yeah, we wouldn't use that vendor, then. Our coders aren't shit hot. They're just shit. But I guess they "do the needful".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2017 11:27 PM (IcT7t)

476 473 when was SNL last funny?

1979?
Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:25 PM (VBsKP)

"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

"Nevermind!"

"Landshark!"

Del Stater's Rabbit Hut

The Bass-o-Matic

"Baseball been berry berry good to me."

I'd say until about 1980. That means it has been 37 years since it was funny.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:27 PM (cm1Bl)

477 I still have an OS/2 mug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)

478 Robert Downey Jr was in the cast with Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Anthony Michael Hall IIRC. Obviously they all enjoyed much better careers post-SNL.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (OuELg)

479 446 well he needs to do it quick. The enemy is at the gates.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division

Fuck that, they're inside the castle. Literally.

brother Cavil

yes, but this time, we've got one of us in there, and don't forget, we will be protected by God. we have to do our part.

any suggestions how we can do more?

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:29 PM (8mO0Q)

480 MSN headline tonight... they are accusing the entire Trump campaign of collusion with the Russians...

Due to intercepted phone calls, which are being leaked by 'intelligence and law enforcement officers'

Stand by... this is far from over...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 14, 2017 11:30 PM (qf6WZ)

481 >>>Applause in the launch control center! All 104 satellites have been released.



Now the speeches will start. Indian launches always have speeches at the end.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:24 PM (sdi6R)<<<

Just as long as there isn't a man wearing a shirt with scantily clad women on it!

Posted by: some humorless SJW (but I repeat myself) harridans at February 14, 2017 11:31 PM (Xpeyq)

482 80s SNL also had all the less talented brothers of the early cast - Jim Belushi, Peter Aykroyd and Brian Doyle Murray

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:31 PM (OuELg)

483 Fourth stage shutdown, and the spacecraft is in orbit.

The satellites are beginning to separate.
Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2017 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

For a country that's had some Benny Hill government engineering/procurement projects like the INSAS and Tejas, India's space program definitely gets things done.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:16 PM (8nWyX)
*************************

Unlike TFG, I hope PDT makes effort to ally them.

Posted by: gNewt at February 14, 2017 11:31 PM (2DYky)

484 I still have an OS/2 mug.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)

=======

From '86 to '88 it was my job to rent out computers, from dual floppy PCs up to the original OS2 machines, PS1 and 2.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 14, 2017 11:32 PM (bUjWk)

485 I still have an OS/2 mug.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)


I used to have a glass mug with the NeXT logo etched on it.

It broke

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:32 PM (8nWyX)

486 I have a OS2/Notes Server archived away and a rexx book next to my vines manual.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:34 PM (zZb/S)

487 Seeking a lifetime ban are we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2017 11:21 PM (voOPb)

No, not at all. No insult meant, if you have one. I've known collies, german shepherds, weimaraners, poodles, spaniels, and setters. That's pretty much my order of preference, too...

Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:34 PM (qfTNM)

488 >>>I'd say until about 1980. That means it has been 37 years since it was funny.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 14, 2017 11:27 PM (cm1Bl)<<<

I'd shay the Shelebrity Jeopardy shkitsh were pretty damn funny, eh Trebek?
Almosht ash funny as me banging your mom out behind the dumpshter after the show, Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (Xpeyq)

489 Irish Setter wins it!

Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (pOgVG)

490 For some reason I just decided I'm gonna watch the original 'Italian Job' in bed tonight.

Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (TppKb)

491 And the setter wins!

Shows ya- what do I know.

Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (qfTNM)

492 Wait-scratch that. Sorry!

Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (pOgVG)

493 German Shepherd wins!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (Nox3c)

494 peace out

Posted by: Original Jake at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (VBsKP)

495 2017 Westminster Kennel Dog Club Winners:

Best in Show - German Shepherd

Reserve Best in Show - Irish Setter

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 11:37 PM (S/qwI)

496 I still have an OS/2 mug.

I still have T-shirts from the MS-DOS Quicken/Quickbooks days.

Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:37 PM (TppKb)

497 German Shepherd wins Best in Show. Irish setter won something-runner up?

Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:37 PM (pOgVG)

498 2017 Westminster Kennel Dog Club Winners:
Best in Show - German Shepherd
Reserve Best in Show - Irish Setter
Posted by: I Be That Chick


Always a bridesmaid, never a bride!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)

499 Found something unusual in my mailbox today.

I live in an apartment complex. As is typical for complexes, the mailboxes are locked. You get a key to your own box, and the person who delivers the mail gets a key to the all of the boxes. So no one else gets access.

There was a book in my box today. Glancing at it suggests that it was published by the Seventh Day Adventists. No address on it, or anything like that. So it wasn't mailed specifically to me.

In short, it appears that the Seventh Day Adventists are arranging to have this little book delivered to everyone living within the area.

Has anyone run into this before? This is the first time I've seen something like this. Pamphlets and post cards, sure. But those also always have Mail To addresses on them (even if it only says "Resident").


There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.

Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)

500 $1000 wedding by Gram w/ Emmylou is an insanely great love song.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (M3DRt)

501 You think you're pretty smart, don't you Trebek? What with your dago mustache and your greasy hair!

What did I just say about ethnic slurs?!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (OuELg)

502 Now the shepherd wins Best in Show. Hunh.

Posted by: hambone at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (qfTNM)

503 just reading Rush's transcript now about Flynn, and I enjoy how he starts it, Everybody just calm down, just calm down."

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:39 PM (8mO0Q)

504 >>>Irish Setter wins it!
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:35 PM (pOgVG)
Wait-scratch that. Sorry!Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:36 PM (pOgVG)<<<

No Irish.

Posted by: WKC Judges at February 14, 2017 11:40 PM (Xpeyq)

505 My Dad used to run OS2.

There was an interesting game made specifically for that operating system called Galactic Civilizations. The company that made it, Stardock, ended up jumping over to Windows after OS2 more or less disappeared. They're doing decently well for an indie publisher. They also made a bit of a splash on the SJW radar after one of their former female employees accused the head of the company of sexually harassing her. But it went to court, and she didn't win.

Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:41 PM (nsZ+m)

506 I have a first class BBS t shirt, I think they became aol

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:41 PM (zZb/S)

507 Found something unusual in my mailbox today.

I live in an apartment complex. As is typical for complexes, the mailboxes are locked. You get a key to your own box, and the person who delivers the mail gets a key to the all of the boxes. So no one else gets access.

There was a book in my box today. Glancing at it suggests that it was published by the Seventh Day Adventists. No address on it, or anything like that. So it wasn't mailed specifically to me.

In short, it appears that the Seventh Day Adventists are arranging to have this little book delivered to everyone living within the area.

Has anyone run into this before? This is the first time I've seen something like this. Pamphlets and post cards, sure. But those also always have Mail To addresses on them (even if it only says "Resident").


There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.
Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)


Located behind my townhome is the Scientology Community Center. Once its doors opened, I started receiving mail from them. And no, I did not ask to be put on the mailing list.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2017 11:42 PM (S/qwI)

508 Those little chalky Valentine heart candies. Best message on them..."You'll do".

Posted by: Corona at February 14, 2017 11:42 PM (OjrER)

509 Speaking of - whatever happened to westminsterdogshow? I miss her. She was a regular here nightly...

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:42 PM (rUhXo)

510 "For some reason I just decided I'm gonna watch the original 'Italian Job' in bed tonight.



Posted by: JEM"

Phrasing?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2017 11:43 PM (w+Jhj)

511 @473 when was SNL last funny?

1979?
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Early '90s included Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, and Phil Hartman. I enjoyed it then. There were a lot of stupid skits, but also a lot of pretty funny ones.

The infamous Chris Farley Chippendales audition skit dates back to that era.

Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:44 PM (nsZ+m)

512 Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)

Was it Hacksaw Ridge?

Because, yes, they did pay for it to be delivered. Doss was an Adventist and the church is very proud of him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 11:44 PM (gR+Ht)

513 We used to support dual boot Windows95/OS-2 machines back in the 90's. What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 14, 2017 11:45 PM (qJhUV)

514 I used to have a glass mug with the NeXT logo etched on it.

It broke
Posted by: hogmartin
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Could have been worse, you might have had a Lisa... or a NeXt computer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)

515 Final update: Blerg. I focused on the homework and material from after the midterm, and it was the wrong choice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 14, 2017 11:46 PM (mBnZE)

516 Now the shepherd wins Best in Show. Hunh.

Soon to be the European Mohammedan Shepherd.

Posted by: JEM at February 14, 2017 11:46 PM (TppKb)

517 Church of Scientology has a huge building right off Times Square across the street from the theater where Hamilton is playing. Very weird, at Ground Zero for weirdos.

Posted by: Goldilocks at February 14, 2017 11:47 PM (pOgVG)

518 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fDdVG)

You bet!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 14, 2017 11:47 PM (gR+Ht)

519 Aw dangit, Colorado Alex, that's a bummer. better luck next time. C's get degrees don't cha know.

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:47 PM (8mO0Q)

520 I remember be ordered to stop including a breakout of Windows vs OS2 service up time and maintenance request. By the manager who signed off on NT servers.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2017 11:48 PM (zZb/S)

521 booknlass, yup, although I got an A on the midterm, so I should pass the course with a B just fine.

Also, I asked a classmate out to dinner this weekend. I'm supposed to call her later this week to make concrete plans. We'll see how it goes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 14, 2017 11:50 PM (mBnZE)

522
There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.
Posted by: junior
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When I tried going to church a few years ago, I decided to go to the three closest. First was a strange, very strict Baptist place that wasn't my cup of tea. Second attempt turned out be the Seventh Day Adventists right around tell corner. I don't think I ever made it to the third churh.

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2017 11:50 PM (rUhXo)

523 I still have T-shirts from the MS-DOS Quicken/Quickbooks days.
Posted by: JEM
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Pfft. I have the prototype case for the Hayes Smart Modem.

Posted by: Anon at February 14, 2017 11:51 PM (/ZEVC)

524 500
$1000 wedding by Gram w/ Emmylou is an insanely great love song.

Posted by: Ted Turner

No wonder Jane Fonda left you....you cheap bastard!

Posted by: scrood at February 14, 2017 11:51 PM (XcOXh)

525 @512 Was it Hacksaw Ridge?

Because, yes, they did pay for it to be delivered. Doss was an Adventist and the church is very proud of him.
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No, it was a book that was talked about the important bits of the Bible, as understood by Ellen White.

Her mention was also the tip-off that it was the Adventists that had published it, since I couldn't find a mention of them during my quick glance at the book.

Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:51 PM (nsZ+m)

526 OT - the "Candorville" cartoon today is so insipid that I swear to God I will never read the pathetic thing again, even when it stinks up the page right under my nose.

You want to "spank ISIS with an angry porcupine", do you? Wow, your testicles must just drag on the fucking ground.

Please: let actual men deal with the ISIS murderers, since you will merely wet your panties, you pathetic fool.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 14, 2017 11:52 PM (LeUrG)

527 Could have been worse, you might have had a Lisa... or a NeXt computer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)


I actually did have a NeXT slab. Not new or anything, it was in 1999 or something, got it for maybe $200 off ebay. It was mostly just a toy, it had a 10BASE2 Ethernet connector and I never bothered hooking it up to a network. Had a SPARCstation 5 and a Compaq Portable III around the same time. I like playing with museum pieces and they were finally affordable for hobbyists at the time. *shrug*

Never got an IRIX box though. That was my white whale.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (8nWyX)

528 @517 Church of Scientology has a huge building right off Times Square across the street from the theater where Hamilton is playing. Very weird, at Ground Zero for weirdos.
------------------

They have a big one near where I used to work in Old Town Pasadena. Every now and again they'll start canvassing the blocks around the area. It used to get tedious going to lunch and having to tell the exact same person every single day for over a month that no, I didn't want the free personality test they were offering.

Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (nsZ+m)

529 I'm not old enough to have been an early adopter of much, but I did get an X-Band for the Sega Genesis when it first came out, which was one of the first online gaming accessories ever. Never got onto the EGM leaderboards, though!

Also, my mom banned me from using it because someone found out our phone number from the modem and called us. It was just some teenager who wanted to talk about Mortal Kombat but she was convinced it was some predator who was going to hunt me down.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (OuELg)

530 You all make laugh. TY.

Bedtime here. Nite Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2017 11:54 PM (o/90i)

531 Windows ME FTW.

Posted by: Corona at February 14, 2017 11:55 PM (OjrER)

532 i won't jinx it Colorado. good work, man!

Posted by: booknlass at February 14, 2017 11:56 PM (8mO0Q)

533 I want you to want me

Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 14, 2017 11:57 PM (sv+WN)

534 rickl ought to love this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ho4royFIo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:58 PM (WDdjT)

535 Rough collie story. Megs the Virtuous was shepardess at Mt. SAC college for five year. When she started, the sheep were uncooperative, and would run to the bottom pasture when he came to feed/vet the. She requested Tamarack, our collie bitch, but completely untrained with sheep (never'd seen one in her life.) The first morning, Megs took her into the fields and ran a sweep with her, driving the sheep into the barn. The next morning, she set the dog into the field alone, and Tam drove the sheep. The third morning, the sheep only needed to see the collie coming, and ran to the barn. God actually has given the animals the light they need.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (7jX2E)

536 For those of y'all who've been around the blogosphere a bit longer than a Setter's attention span, a bit of bad news.

Connie du Toit, wife of Mr. Kim Du Toit, has passed away.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/257288/


I've been friends with Kim and Connie since 2004, and have been their houseguest, partner on many a firing line and shared many an hour and pint, everyone gathered 'round the living room and enjoying conversations on a near-countless number of topics.

Connie was a tremendous cook, great mother, prolific writer and very profound thinker. And a good friend, too.

Kim has set up a GoFundMe account, to help with the breathtaking scope of the medical bills and final expenses. If anyone has a connection with Bill Gates or some other zillionaire, well, it'd help, about now.

Prayers of course, for all the Du Toit family, too. Yes, it's especially important to pray for our atheist friends... they need the extra help in that regard, I think.

Especially in times of loss.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled ONT programming.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v5iqM)

537 It used to get tedious going to lunch and having to tell the exact same person every single day for over a month that no, I didn't want the free personality test they were offering.
Posted by: junior
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I think after two or three times, I would've given 'em my answer the personality test (hint: I'm an asshole, duck).

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:00 AM (rUhXo)

538 499 Found something unusual in my mailbox today.

I live in an apartment complex. As is typical for complexes, the mailboxes are locked. You get a key to your own box, and the person who delivers the mail gets a key to the all of the boxes. So no one else gets access.

There was a book in my box today. Glancing at it suggests that it was published by the Seventh Day Adventists. No address on it, or anything like that. So it wasn't mailed specifically to me.

In short, it appears that the Seventh Day Adventists are arranging to have this little book delivered to everyone living within the area.

Has anyone run into this before? This is the first time I've seen something like this. Pamphlets and post cards, sure. But those also always have Mail To addresses on them (even if it only says "Resident").


There's an Adventist couple in the complex that I'm on good terms with. I might ask them about it the next time I see them.

Posted by: junior at February 14, 2017 11:38 PM (nsZ+m)

++++

If they aren't being mailed, I'll betcha the mail carrier is allowing someone to put those in while he has the boxes open.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)

539 *Raises glass in honor of Connie.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (rUhXo)

540 534 rickl ought to love this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ho4royFIo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2017 11:58 PM (WDdjT)


That was pretty cool.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (sdi6R)

541 @511 The infamous Chris Farley Chippendales audition skit dates back to that era.
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Speaking of which...

It also includes shirtless Patrick Swayze. And since some of the ettes were complaining last night...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qflfp736qoo

Posted by: junior at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (nsZ+m)

542 My Valentines Day song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

Posted by: Billy Squier at February 15, 2017 12:04 AM (W6Ch1)

543 If they aren't being mailed, I'll betcha the mail carrier is allowing someone to put those in while he has the boxes open.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)

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Which is a pretty serious Federal offense.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:05 AM (bUjWk)

544 If you want to run HyperCard, just pick up an old Mac. There's a site for folks that liked System Six and there's another site (Mac Garden?) that has MAC abandon ware. Can be an entertaining hobby. There was a guy making and selling grey scale graphic cards for the original all in ones.

And I originally started with Slackware.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)

545 @543 If they aren't being mailed, I'll betcha the mail carrier is allowing someone to put those in while he has the boxes open.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)

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Which is a pretty serious Federal offense.
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Yeah. That would be a very big no-no. Nothing's supposed to go in there except what the USPS delivers.

Posted by: junior at February 15, 2017 12:06 AM (nsZ+m)

546 543 If they aren't being mailed, I'll betcha the mail carrier is allowing someone to put those in while he has the boxes open.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:03 AM (R+30W)

======

Which is a pretty serious Federal offense.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:05 AM (bUjWk)

++++

They're supposed to deliver all the mail too, but every once in a while you hear about a carrier throwing the mail away.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (R+30W)

547 System Six Heaven

http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/system_6_heaven.html

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (Lqy/e)

548
477 I still have an OS/2 mug.

I have a crystal Alpha paperweight with a processor emedded in it. And a Motorola PowerPC yoyo.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2017 12:09 AM (10Mp2)

549 Let me know if I broke the blog. The bit.ly link didn't copy on my phone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:09 AM (Lqy/e)

550 They're supposed to deliver all the mail too, but every once in a while you hear about a carrier throwing the mail away.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (R+30W)

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That is also a pretty serious Federal offense.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:11 AM (bUjWk)

551 Short link:

http://bit.ly/2kRh0dj

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:11 AM (Lqy/e)

552 Yeah for the German Shepherd! I had one for thirteen years and she was a holy terror. I'd tell her to do something she didn't want to do and she give me an argument, grouching and complaining just like one of the kids. She watched me landscape my backyard, landscaping fabric, lots of pretty bushes and enough mulch to sink a battle ship. The minute my back was turned, she ripped every strip of landscaping out from under the mulch and tore it to shreds. Never did get it back together properly. I only asked one thing of her -- look like a proper German Shepherd when it counted, and ,boy howdy, did she.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at February 15, 2017 12:12 AM (BIqBm)

553 We got that book, too, if it's the story of the Hacksaw Ridge guy. '

He was an Adventist. I do think the church has paid to have them delivered.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 15, 2017 12:12 AM (gR+Ht)

554 Just registered for Pat's Run. It's $42 until midnight, then it goes up to $45.

http://pattillmanfoundation.org/pats-run/

April 22nd at 7 AM in Tempe, AZ.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2017 12:13 AM (IcT7t)

555 Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at February 15, 2017 12:12 AM (BIqBm)

Darling story! I bet you miss her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 15, 2017 12:13 AM (gR+Ht)

556 Macintosh Garden (abandonware)

http://bit.ly/2lz4vRr

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:13 AM (Lqy/e)

557 You know I went from Raaaags to Riches!

Happy Valentines day everybody.

Posted by: The Big Ragu at February 15, 2017 12:15 AM (eQLFr)

558 536
Kim has set up a GoFundMe account, to help with the breathtaking scope of the medical bills and final expenses.
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v5iqM)


Done. I've never met them, but I used to read Kim's old blog. He was a true titan of the blogosphere back in the day. RIP, Connie.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 12:15 AM (sdi6R)

559 550 They're supposed to deliver all the mail too, but every once in a while you hear about a carrier throwing the mail away.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:08 AM (R+30W)

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That is also a pretty serious Federal offense.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:11 AM (bUjWk)

++++

True. But, we have the mystery of apparently unauthorized religious material getting into a locked box. Maybe the 7th Day Adventists stole the key for the box... Seems unlikely. Maybe they picked the lock. Again, seems unlikely.

Which brings me back to my original thinking: if it wasn't mailed, the most likely way that the material got in there was the carrier allowed it to happen. Or, maybe the carrier is a 7th Day Adventist. Eliminates the middle man.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:16 AM (R+30W)

560 Speaking of operating systems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJxL6nsBJqg

Posted by: HatOS at February 15, 2017 12:18 AM (vBeA5)

561 Stories about developing the Mac:

http://bit.ly/2lfFHRM

There was a desktop, back in the DOS days, called Desqview. I once stumbled across this site run by folks that had worked on the project. A lot of interesting software didn't make it due to bad marketing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:19 AM (Lqy/e)

562 Which brings me back to my original thinking: if it wasn't mailed, the most likely way that the material got in there was the carrier allowed it to happen. Or, maybe the carrier is a 7th Day Adventist. Eliminates the middle man.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:16 AM (R+30W)

=======

Seems like it is time to Iet higher ups in the USPS know what's up.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (bUjWk)

563 Sultan Knish: Free people fight for independence. But the Left's revolutions are struggles for tyranny. They protest for better masters. They violently agitate for rulers who will run their lives better.

The Left are would-be peasants.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (VdICR)

564 If you want to run HyperCard, just pick up an old Mac.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)


There are also Classic Mac emulators; the two that come to mind are Basilisk II and SheepShaver. I don't know if they have Windows or Linux versions; I've only ever used them on OS X.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (8nWyX)

565 The miracle of the mailboxes!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)

566 rickl..... thanks, amigo.

Kim has stated that he's intending to get back into blogging, after everything settles down.

He lost a job, and was blacklisted from an entire career field due to his old blog being found by a lot of prototype SJW's and Snowflakes with his previous employer.

I'll leave the stories of how he's completely reinvented himself, professionally, for him to tell in his own words.

While having no idea of what kind of time frame it'll be before his words return to the screen, I will assure you of this.

You're in for one hell of a ride with what he's got to say.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)

567 563 Sultan Knish: Free people fight for independence. But the Left's revolutions are struggles for tyranny. They protest for better masters. They violently agitate for rulers who will run their lives better.

The Left are would-be peasants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 12:20 AM (VdICR)

Preach. Amen.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 15, 2017 12:24 AM (nQ10o)

568 Literacy is an AMAZING Thing.....

If only it was more prolific in certain regions of the World.....

We'd all be waaaaay better off.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (TVTbq)

569 565 The miracle of the mailboxes!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)

++++

lol. You got me. I didn't include that scenario.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (R+30W)

570 There used to be a woman in Eugene that rescued old Macs and found new homes for them. I picked up a car load when she was running out of space. That's how I learned about them. I was so tempted to keep an SE but finally let them all go. I just like operating systems.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (Lqy/e)

571 But, Literacy guarantees nothing......

Comprehension, Insight, an Application requires Intelligence an Effort.......

So don't hold your breath.......

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2017 12:28 AM (TVTbq)

572 561
There was a desktop, back in the DOS days, called Desqview.

There was a version of that called Desqview/X that could display on an X server. I used to pipe the PC display over to my trusty MicroVAX 2000.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2017 12:28 AM (Oi5b2)

573 Goodnight all, gotta go early tonight, thanks for the chat. :-)

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 15, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)

574 569 565 The miracle of the mailboxes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
++++
lol. You got me. I didn't include that scenario.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (R+30W)

Ahem.

Posted by: Apartment Manager, Adventist with key at February 15, 2017 12:31 AM (qfTNM)

575 573 Goodnight all, gotta go early tonight, thanks for the chat. :-)

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 15, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)

++++

Get a good night's sleep so you can get back to disgusting America tomorrow.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:32 AM (R+30W)

576 I have a TI TMS-7000 development system. It'll be useful during the burning times. Oh, wait. No it won't.

Posted by: Anon at February 15, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)

577 69 Sam Cooke.
Posted by: Aetius
-------------

Same was a skirt-chaser of the worst sort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


By "worst sort," do you mean "tranny skirts?"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 15, 2017 12:32 AM (di1hb)

578 574 569 565 The miracle of the mailboxes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
++++
lol. You got me. I didn't include that scenario.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:25 AM (R+30W)

Ahem.

Posted by: Apartment Manager, Adventist with key at February 15, 2017 12:31 AM (qfTNM)

++++

I lived in a place that had those kind of boxes before. Management did not have the key. I can't speak to every situation everywhere, but I don't think anyone but postal employees are supposed to have those keys.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 12:34 AM (R+30W)

579 472 The best thing to come out of SNL in the last couple decades is still "Dick in a box"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw

I don't care who yu are, that shit is funny.


I think the last time I enjoyed SNL "Mr. Bill" was a thing.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 15, 2017 12:34 AM (nQ10o)

580 Has ibguy given a new update on his sister?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 15, 2017 12:41 AM (Saqzi)

581 good night. glad V.d. is over!

Posted by: booknlass at February 15, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)

582 Did Mark Knopfler write Romeo & Juliet lyrics? Pretty great, twist on the play, "oh yeah, I used to have a scene with him"

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 12:44 AM (M3DRt)

583 VAXes. The one we had at work was like the canary in the coal mine. If the server room got hot, it was the first to fail.

Off to bed. Gotta deal with the modern stuff in the morning.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2017 12:45 AM (Lqy/e)

584 I think the last time I enjoyed SNL "Mr. Bill" was a thing.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian


I'd like to see Mr. Bill redone with a clay Obama doll.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (mBYZv)

585 OK.

Priced about 1/2 of these tapes...I can't see how i'm not gonna make $5-600 on these.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (oXKWd)

586 Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2017 11:59 PM (v5iqM)

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Sorry to hear about your friend's loss.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (CRotO)

587 Priced about 1/2 of these tapes...I can't see how i'm not gonna make $5-600 on these.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (oXKWd)

I oughta fasten an old gum boot to an International Harvester pump engine, and rig it to kick a sheet of 3/4" OSB, missing random kicks, and make tapes of it for you to sell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (WDdjT)

588 Yes, knoppfler(sp?) wrote Romeo & Juliet.
Probably the greatest rockn n'roll love song ever.
I was just listening to Dire Straits 1 earlier today.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (rUhXo)

589 This is a pretty good love song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAGiXydENLc




(only because I can't find Bob's original version on YouTube)

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 12:54 AM (sdi6R)

590 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (WDdjT)


Didn't Lou Reed already do that?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:55 AM (oXKWd)

591 People, apparently, can't get enough bad music on cassette.

And I will be more than happy to take their money.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2017 12:56 AM (oXKWd)

592 Yes, knoppfler(sp?) wrote Romeo & Juliet.
Probably the greatest rockn n'roll love song ever.
Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 12:53 AM (rUhXo)


Oh man, I haven't heard that one in a while. Yes, it is a good one. Kind of a melancholy undertone though, which I guess is fitting for the subjects.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2017 12:58 AM (8nWyX)

593 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2017 01:00 AM (IcT7t)

594 'sup, Chi.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:00 AM (CRotO)

595 SMFH. Lacking eloquence for the moment, I'll just say this.

You're a mensch.

Yeah, wrong descriptor, gender, etc. I don't give a damn. Everyone here will know what I meant, and agree, too.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:08 AM (v5iqM)

596 True story:
30 years ago, I bought a shiny new Ibanez acoustic guitar thinking I was going to be a rock star.
After a few years of trying, I realized that I wasn't even as cool as NY's naked cowboy, and gave up.
But, when I paid for & took lessons, the guy said "bring me one song you want to learn to play. I'll teach you that song." I took him my Dire Straits cd and played Romeo & Juliet. He immediately said that he wouldn't even try teaching me. Not a chance.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:10 AM (rUhXo)

597 niters Blanco.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:10 AM (CRotO)

598 Alchemy is one of the greatest live rock shows ever, and is on DVD

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:11 AM (M3DRt)

599 What's a mensch?

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:11 AM (CRotO)

600 Hello, miss SMFH. How are you?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:13 AM (rUhXo)

601 ok now that VD is over.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:13 AM (CRotO)

602 One of the best Indigo Girls songs was their cover of Romeo & Juliet. They did a damn fine job of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-oMFT1mbUY

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 01:14 AM (sdi6R)

603 Just the Sultans of Swing is worth buying it. It is on youtube

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:14 AM (M3DRt)

604 SMFH

Mensch:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mensch



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:15 AM (v5iqM)

605 Thanks Jim, heh.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:19 AM (CRotO)

606 599 What's a mensch?
Posted by: SMFH
--------------

A solid friend, someone you can rely on. Basically, good peeps. Someone you hold in high esteem.
You, to put it bluntly.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:19 AM (rUhXo)

607 Wish I felt the same, Chi.

Oh well.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:20 AM (CRotO)

608 I see that Jim beat me to the punch.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:20 AM (rUhXo)

609 Yikes. Once I get into YouTube it's easy to lose track of time. Time to head to bed. 'Night, all.

Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2017 01:20 AM (sdi6R)

610 30 years ago, I bought a shiny new Ibanez acoustic guitar thinking I was going to be a rock star.
After a few years of trying, I realized that I wasn't even as cool as NY's naked cowboy, and gave up.
But, when I paid for & took lessons, the guy said "bring me one song you want to learn to play. I'll teach you that song." I took him my Dire Straits cd and played Romeo & Juliet. He immediately said that he wouldn't even try teaching me. Not a chance.


Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:10 AM


Was that at the beginning? Or, after a couple of years? Dunno why he couldn't teach you just the rythym part.

Posted by: otho at February 15, 2017 01:21 AM (lmIoG)

611 Chi, I might have posted faster, but only 'cause I typed less. You nailed it in one, sir.

Those descriptors fit most of the ONT Horde though, don't they?

I love this bar.


/tobykeith



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:23 AM (v5iqM)

612 Always hated Valentine's Day. Glad that shit's over with for another year now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 15, 2017 01:24 AM (J+mig)

613 Heh. Supposedly Ben Affleck might want out of Batman the next Batman movie. Maybe Warner Brothers should contract out their DC movies to Marvel.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2017 01:25 AM (cAnNx)

614 What a beautiful, poignant, well-developed ONT, Mis. Hum. I feel the contemplation you must have enjoyed as you built this tribute to love, and its dangers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:28 AM (uBoPR)

615 Buzzion, he has already stepped down as director. If he quits as the star as well that's a defacto admission that Justice League is a fuck all disaster. (that's the movie that precedes the next Batman film)

Posted by: Max Power at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (QCc6B)

616 Hey Miley.

Dangers indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)

617 I love this bar.

/tobykeith
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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My favorite song on the local hole-in-the-wall jukebox.

And my choice for this place's theme song.
You couldn't find better.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (rUhXo)

618 Heh. Supposedly Ben Affleck might want out of Batman the next Batman movie. Maybe Warner Brothers should contract out their DC movies to Marvel.

Posted by: buzzion


Wow. He caught Batman burnout rather quickly, compared to Bale.

Posted by: Olive Oyl at February 15, 2017 01:31 AM (W8bn5)

619 @613 Heh. Supposedly Ben Affleck might want out of Batman the next Batman movie. Maybe Warner Brothers should contract out their DC movies to Marvel.
---------------------

For starters, they should ban Zack Snyder from coming anywhere near the things.

Posted by: junior at February 15, 2017 01:31 AM (nsZ+m)

620
617 I love this bar.

/tobykeith
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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My favorite song on the local hole-in-the-wall jukebox.

And my choice for this place's theme song.
You couldn't find better.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (rUhXo)



I don't know. This probably fits.

https://youtu.be/_sbDBXOk7KA

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2017 01:32 AM (cAnNx)

621 Off, unsaturated sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 01:32 AM (W8bn5)

622 Dangers indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at February 15, 2017 01:30 AM (CRotO)

Hiya sweetheart!

Love requires faith, and faith can be sparse when you need it most.
Then there's the chaos factor.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:35 AM (uBoPR)

623 Calling Elvis was a really good later DS song

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:36 AM (M3DRt)

624 584 I think the last time I enjoyed SNL "Mr. Bill" was a thing.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian

I'd like to see Mr. Bill redone with a clay Obama doll.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (mBYZv)


Oh it was. He just left office.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 15, 2017 01:36 AM (nQ10o)

625 A solid friend, someone you can rely on. Basically, good peeps. Someone you hold in high esteem.

You, to put it bluntly.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:19 AM (rUhXo)

Beautifully put, Chi!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:36 AM (uBoPR)

626 I always thought mensch meant flyover/plugger

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:39 AM (M3DRt)

627 Well, I am out for the night. Keep well, people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2017 01:39 AM (WDdjT)

628 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
--------

Do I dare say it?

Happy Birthday, lady.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:40 AM (rUhXo)

629 I'd like to see Mr. Bill redone with a clay Obama doll.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 12:47 AM (mBYZv)




<wipes off keyboard>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:41 AM (uBoPR)

630 Do I dare say it?



Happy Birthday, lady.

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 01:40 AM (rUhXo)

Thank you, Chi! I like being celebrated right before the odometer turns - you get to have fun without getting older!
1 PM

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:42 AM (uBoPR)

631 Ex POTUS seems more like Sluggo

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 01:42 AM (M3DRt)

632 walter koenig currently on alfred hitchcock hour with james caan. koenig already had a half dozen roles and, of course, would in a few years play chekov on star trek. he's reprised that role for nearly 50 years, a godsend for an actor i would think.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:42 AM (WTSFk)

633 ... the hitchcock show is from 1964.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:43 AM (WTSFk)

634 [this info via imdb. apparently in a few weeks it is discontinuing its chat boards. a shame i think.]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:45 AM (WTSFk)

635 ... good lord! koenig is actually older than caan. wow.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 15, 2017 01:47 AM (WTSFk)

636 Alas, the bourbon outweighs the conversation.

Would y'all kindly 'scuse me while I utterly dissolve into a blob of sleepish mornity, now?



Hasta la nite nite, Horde.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2017 01:48 AM (v5iqM)

637 Goodnight, Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 01:51 AM (uBoPR)

638 The best V day song ever!

https://youtu.be/GBmXLABEo_k

Posted by: Al Bundy at February 15, 2017 01:52 AM (32EY5)

639 ... the hitchcock show is from 1964.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp


His family's original name is the same as Woody Allen's: Konigsberg.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2017 01:58 AM (W8bn5)

640 Milady and I had no big plans for Valentine's Day (our 40-somethingth together).

Had some food & wine...

watched some videos from YooToob...

watched Marx Bros' Animal Crackers, which we agreed we couldn't remember seeing start-to-finish before....

and watched every video in the post. About an hour and a half, you know. And you know what, we enjoyed it all -- especially scenes of our ol' bud, Frank Z I'd never seen.

Of course, no time left now for reading comments, but sometimes y'just gotta choose, y'know, "post" or "comments," and tonight "post" won. That was a hearty one, MisHum!

(Don't do it again. Next time, a soup can, a rock, and whatever the other thing was.)

Posted by: mindful webworker hanging on by my toenails at February 15, 2017 02:01 AM (LtSaI)

641 The acoustic guitar is strictly for getting laid.

That doesn't mean I won't be buying one at some point. I just know it won't be for the same rapturous love of the sound of my electrics.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 02:05 AM (VdICR)

642 Since we're 24 hours into Flynn-gate, let's check-in with the most grounded, level-headed, rational people around. That's right - the wonderful world of Twitter:

This could be bigger than Watergate and World War II combined!!!

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 15, 2017 02:07 AM (e4mH+)

643 Skateaway is amazing, the music's playing loud!

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:14 AM (M3DRt)

644 Slipping and sliding

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:17 AM (M3DRt)

645 Speaking of movie songs, celluloid heroes is brilliant.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:22 AM (M3DRt)

646 Night all.

Here is "First Love" by Angel'in Heavy Syrup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3pckDDx77s

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2017 02:25 AM (vBeA5)

647 This could be bigger than Watergate and World War II combined!!!

That's disconcerting.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:26 AM (qUNWi)

648 And on that point....I'll leave you all to it.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:27 AM (qUNWi)

649 This could be bigger than Watergate and World War II combined!!!

That's disconcerting.
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:26 AM (qUNWi)


It'll by 9/11 times a hundred!!1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcZ6eJoxeE

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2017 02:27 AM (vBeA5)

650 Celluloid heroes never feel any pain.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:29 AM (M3DRt)

651 Celluloid heroes feel a thousand times more pain.

Times 911.










Sorry...couldn't resist.

Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2017 02:37 AM (qUNWi)

652 Ray Davies' lyrics knock me over all the time.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:41 AM (M3DRt)

653 I've been off the webz today, and what a mighty fine treat it was!

Do I need to be concerned?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 02:44 AM (uBoPR)

654 Dave was no slouch, either...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJY

I have given up on them playing together again, although I wish it fervently

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:49 AM (M3DRt)

655 Nice cover....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DugdwGyw9OE

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 02:57 AM (M3DRt)

656 653 I've been off the webz today, and what a mighty fine treat it was!
Do I need to be concerned?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
--------

Did you have a fun day?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 02:59 AM (rUhXo)

657 Moby's play is a very good album.

Posted by: Ted Turner at February 15, 2017 03:01 AM (M3DRt)

658 Posted by: mindful webworker hanging on by my toenails at February 15, 2017 02:01 AM (LtSaI)

++++

Not sure if you are aware of it, but your website is down.

PDOException: SQLSTATE[28000] [1045] Access denied for user 'mindfulwebworks'@'184.168.193.126' (using password: YES) in lock_may_be_available() (line 167 of /home/content/04/7574404/html/drupal7/includes/lock.inc).

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2017 03:05 AM (R+30W)

659 Did you have a fun day?

Posted by: Chi at February 15, 2017 02:59 AM (rUhXo)

I did! Got out of town to a place where you can smell the pines (which reminded me of New England, and also of the promise of spring). Spent the afternoon with a good friend, enjoyed a birthday lunch of delicious fried flounder, delicate crunch, perfectly done.
Also, there was pudding.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 03:11 AM (uBoPR)

660 'Nite, horde! This content deserves to be savored. Too tired!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 15, 2017 03:32 AM (uBoPR)

661 Don't worry, twitter. I'm sure you'll impeach Trump before he puts 4 conservative judges on the supreme court and wins in 2020.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 03:38 AM (VdICR)

662 My 3-year-old car might need its engine replaced (it's been a week, and I can't get anyone at the dealership to tell me what's going on).
My 75-year-old mother is once again battling me over her pain meds, and refusing to get help.
I'm barely employed.
It's Valentine's Day.

Last one in the ONT, turn out the lights & lock the door.

Posted by: voiceover at February 15, 2017 03:41 AM (Hvlu9)

663 Hail the gods of metal.

https://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 03:43 AM (VdICR)

664 Not sure whats happening yet
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2017 03:54 AM (Frvrc)

665 Good morning Skip.

Posted by: Catwrangler at February 15, 2017 04:02 AM (TGcoT)

Posted by: Catwrangler at February 15, 2017 04:02 AM (TGcoT)

667 Late evening, early morning. How is everyone doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:04 AM (92kX2)

668 Doing good.

Posted by: Catwrangler at February 15, 2017 04:06 AM (TGcoT)

669 Last one in the ONT, turn out the lights & lock the door.
Posted by: voiceover at February 15, 2017 03:41 AM (Hvlu9
.....
I feel your pain, voiceover. Spent two hours arguing via text with my son -with-a-prison-record that it is NOT OK to skip a day of work to hang out with a girl.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 15, 2017 04:29 AM (CUZl6)

670 Still not anything earth shattering

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2017 04:30 AM (Frvrc)

671 I am trying to shorten the laces on these new work boots I got. Love the boots, but so far, they are winning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:36 AM (92kX2)

672 Got it finally. I really like the shoes. Safety toe, but nice and light and the drawstring arrangement is kind of cool. It is just a bitch after shortening the laces to get the ends back in the little apparatus pieces they have.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:44 AM (92kX2)

673 Maybe 20 years ago doing demo at night was running out big wood truss parts and ran over my toe, it hurt but worked rest of night. Got home and found 1 toe all black and blue. Didn't stay that way long but never again did I buy regular work boots.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2017 04:55 AM (Frvrc)

674 Optional Reality

https://youtu.be/qKl3eo7-JOk

Read from Thomas Sowell's Vision of the Anointed

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2017 05:08 AM (VdICR)

675 I woke up about twenty minutes ago in a complete panic. I have a trip coming up in two weeks. My niece is getting married on a weekend-cruise to the Bahamas. I don't know what I was dreaming about, but I woke up with the realization that I'll need my passport and I had no idea where it was or if it had expired. Several minutes of frantic searching later, I found my passport (in the file marked "Important Papers") and it expires in June.

Crisis averted. But now I'm too pumped up with adrenaline to go back to sleep.

Posted by: biancaneve at February 15, 2017 05:09 AM (A/iod)

676 What is it with vehicles now?
Explorer having some problems.
Gonna have to drop some bucks on a back up ride. Looks like about $5500 to get an 04 Solara with 147K miles off the lot.
Seems to run and drive good but don't know history.

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2017 05:15 AM (v6Osy)

677 As a conservatives I naturally have very little trust in the government, this Flynn situation ramps that up to 11.

I think Trump needs to start dealing with the Deep State and to that end needs to go on national TV and start naming names.

Because it appears that the deep state along with the donks and their willing accomplices in the GOP are attempting a coup.

Information is now coming out that multiple people in Trumps campaign were being surveiled by the intel community during the campaign in an effort to either entrap them or blackmail them.

What we have here is an out of control intelligence community that needs to be dismantled.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 15, 2017 05:49 AM (KLFPD)

678 It is just a bitch after shortening the laces to get the ends back in the little apparatus pieces they have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2017 04:44 AM

Aglet Repair!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jcrkmvk

Posted by: hambone at February 15, 2017 06:00 AM (5Ibu+)

679 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

680 Prayers for Vic's recovery, his brothers, and the estimable Mrs. Vic. And may his caring, competent nursing care staff let him sleep and not practice their pole-dancing at odd hours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

681 teej, sorry to hear abut your car troubles.

Coach Snyder is going to beat the throat cancer like a safety in the way of Collin Klein.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

682 Teen, we'really looking at an Explorer as a replacement for a 02 Suburban that is slowly falling apart. Major problem?

Posted by: Red Dish on the table, errr tablet at February 15, 2017 06:36 AM (5eXg1)

683 Auto correct. Sorry I typed Teej....

Posted by: Red Dish on the table, errr tablet at February 15, 2017 06:37 AM (5eXg1)

684 But without seeing the Hebrew letters it's tough to know for sure.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You read Hebrew? Or is it Aramaic I am thinking of....anyways. Coworker told me that the passage of Jesus saying "that it is easier to pass a camel thru the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to get into heaven." The word for camel is right above another word in the next line that has a dot in it. And that that dot is what changes the "rope" into "camel". Which makes more sense. Hench the need for double line spacing. Any truth to that, pure bullshit?

Posted by: Paladin at February 15, 2017 06:43 AM (hjMLQ)

685 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2017 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

686 Charlie Pickett and the Eggs- "If This Is Love (I Want My Money Back)"

Posted by: Carsie Young at February 15, 2017 10:57 PM (XkohI)

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