aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Official Army Headquarters Base of the Ace of Spades HQ Has Been Selected
After long minutes of contemplation, the III Corps Headquarters located in Fort Hood, Texas, has been chosen as the Official Army Headquarters of the Ace of Spades HQ blog.
The evidence justifying the selection of this base is unassailable and none dare stand before it:@PulpLibrarian One of the military bases I grew up on had a corps headquarters which used this character for their 'Phantom Warrior' mascot: pic.twitter.com/NIzixlKS8e
— Christian Erichsen (@VonRichterScale) February 9, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyboy at February 09, 2017 02:41 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 02:42 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 02:42 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (NOIQH)
Because I've got a letter here I'd like to read about this particular army base.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: The Barreller at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: DKMY at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (MoqlF)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: Golfman at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (LfcxD)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (aGAV0)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 02:45 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 02:44 PM (mgbwf)
Spiders?
Posted by: Golfman at February 09, 2017 02:45 PM (LfcxD)
Posted by: Draki at February 09, 2017 02:45 PM (fQGa/)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:46 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 09, 2017 02:46 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Spec. 4 Snowflake at February 09, 2017 02:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 02:47 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 09, 2017 02:47 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 02:47 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM (cWhln)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM (vur0q)
Currently Listening to "Comeback Kid" By Sleigh Bells
I love this blog, but he has the worst taste in music of anyone, ever.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: flirtin with disater at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM (3TOkq)
---------------------
I thought that was the servant that she'd tasked with managing the Ravage for her when she had other matters to deal with?
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM (nsZ+m)
This is gonna be a weekly thing for her, isn't it?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (5zfq1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 02:47 PM (bQxkN)
Maybe Paul Ryan needs to have a coffee klatch with Pelosi about Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (cWhln)
Posted by: Kudzu King at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (HSmrB)
This is about Ace's love of Hall and Oates, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (WQ9DL)
HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: flirtin with disater at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (3TOkq)
Maybe Paul Ryan needs to have a coffee klatch with Pelosi about Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (cWhln)
====================
Maybe he can find a way to elevate Waters in such a way that SHE becomes the Democratic frontrunner for president in 2020.
I can dream, can't I?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Richard the Tight at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (GlP/K)
spurs. I've seen many a cowboy do an unsecheduled dismount via
application of such devices, LOl
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM
They do, however, provide concentric GAINZZ motivation when squatting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
You obviously don't remember Gabe.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (ZFUt7)
I MEANT to do that!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 02:51 PM (2w7OO)
------------------
I don't think Pelosi's in much shape to talk about anything right now. First you'll have to convince her that Bush is no longer in the White House.
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 02:51 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 02:51 PM (B+qrE)
All of your Ace of Base are belong to us!!!
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (Frvrc)
I can dream, can't I?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Head of the DNC.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (2w7OO)
i've got Flirtin with Disaster on a few of my playlists.
Posted by: Cornelius at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 02:51 PM (nsZ+m)
=====================
"You'll never convince me to work with Ronald Reagan's former vice president!"
-Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (5zfq1)
One does not dare make eye contact with SecDef Mattis unless ordered to.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (1JnAL)
Maxine Waters on MSNBC calling for Trump's impeachment. Because of Putin and other high crimes and misdemeanors
This is gonna be a weekly thing for her, isn't it?
--------------
Tell you what, Maxine, I will resign the presidency if you can, unaided, spell "impeachment" and "misdemeanors".
Posted by: PDJT at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (VndSC)
People who know me would challenge you on that.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (Z9mio)
Not getting it. Who do I have to blow off to get off this planet?
Posted by: Richard the Tight at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (GlP/K)
Posted by: Dr Strange at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)
spurs. I've seen many a cowboy do an unsecheduled dismount via
application of such devices, LOl
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 02:48 PM
This is where I point out that when Bander made me go Outside, it ended up with me being bitten by a horse.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (uiwCw)
*hoists the black flag*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chris M at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (1FhAQ)
I give you the gum underneath the Chair of the 2018 GOP re-election committee.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (326rv)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (5zfq1)
One does not dare make eye contact with SecDef Mattis unless ordered to.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 09, 2017 02:52 PM (1JnAL)
And if there is ever a meeting of Netenyahu, Chuck Norris, and Mattis????
Jihadis worldwide will just melt, like in the climax of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (qf6WZ)
Probably Petty and the Heartbreakers, no?
I think they are from Florida...or, another sister-humping state nearby.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (WQ9DL)
----------------
Apparently Ft. Hood has a statue of Gov. Walker.
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (1FhAQ)
*pats seat next to me*
Come, come sit by me. Lemon bar? *offers*
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (Z9mio)
I believe the most famous group from Florida would be Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (uiwCw)
----------------
Apparently Ft. Hood has a statue of Gov. Walker.
---------------
...
Grabbed the wrong post for quote.
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 09, 2017 02:43 PM (KUaJL)
kind of OT -
I had an idea after reading the HRC book-writing thread about each of us being assigned to write a chapter in her book, and then someone (a cob?) compiles the chapters and we all get to enjoy the fruits of our awesome and outlandish creativity.
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: flirtin with disater at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (3TOkq)
Who were those 2 dudes from that band that Ace used to rickroll us with? one black, one white, got a kick out that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 02:47 PM (bQxkN)
Maybe Paul Ryan needs to have a coffee klatch with Pelosi about Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 02:49 PM (cWhln)
PELOSI: [weeping quietly] Paul, I don't...
RYAN: Nancy, it's a perfectly humane way to deal with a rabid animal.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (g7Suk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)
hang on, i'll see if i can dowload the pics and then upload them here directly
Posted by: Cornelius at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (B+qrE)
Milli Vanilli?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2017 02:56 PM (sBOL1)
Speaking of Ft. Hood, when is Maj. Hassan going to get his just reward?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM
-------------
We're far too civilized to give him his just reward. Worst we'd ever do is execute him.
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (WQ9DL)
You're right of course. I did not know that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (jsWA8)
work blocked twitter.
What am I being prevented from viewing?
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (nNdYv)
++++
Someone tweeted this pic:
http://tinyurl.com/jpekr59
That is inspired by this pic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Hatchet_%28album%29
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM
You saying this statue isn't of Gen Mattis?
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
---------------
Allman Brothers, without a doubt.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (g7Suk)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 02:54 PM (1FhAQ)
*pats seat next to me*
Come, come sit by me. Lemon bar? *offers*
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 02:55 PM (mf5HN)
Why thank you, My Queen. [Noms] Can I interest you in some trebuchets?
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 02:58 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 09, 2017 02:58 PM (gdnq1)
At Ft. Hood, there is actually a physical bronze statue of Frank Frazetta's famous 1973 painting "Death Dealer," and that this statue is regarded as some kind of unofficial "mascot" for something called "Phantom Warriors"???
True?
Further explanation? I'm still a bit confused as to the facts and why they are significant.
Posted by: zombie at February 09, 2017 02:58 PM (jBuUi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUBJ2Ha-FM
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2017 02:58 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (jsWA
Oddly, there's a G6 SGM in our office at this moment. I'll decline to state which one, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (uiwCw)
We here in the Northwest and who are vets of I Corps (America's Corps) shall continue to hold back the scourge of socialist, progressive Seattle leftist dogma.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (aGAV0)
Petty has nothing that is in the same airplay galaxy or is a cultural touchstone like Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama.
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 02:58 PM (1FhAQ)
*taps chin*
Let me think, do I want some trebuchets?
*taps chin*
This is a difficult decision . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
---------------
Allman Brothers, without a doubt.
Posted by: Chi
Jim Morrison of the Doors is from Florida. But the band itself was formed in LA, so it doesn't count.
Posted by: zombie at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: pahound at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (L7Nrp)
Posted by: Harun at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (UBBWX)
NObody ever yelled "play some Petty!" at a concert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Common mistake.
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (VndSC)
I'd be playing a less pointy guitar in the tight quarters of a concrete hallway like that, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (B+qrE)
Plane crashes mid-career tend to dampen things.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (RX8O8)
Is that statue of Jenghis Khan riding John Kerry?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: pookysgirl at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (ODxAs)
Can they hold the hearings in Korea where Putin is Invading ?
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (y3aQB)
I'd take a trip over to Billboard and check your Math on that.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:01 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)
-------------------
Not enough skulls of his enemies.
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ummmm -- "American Girl" is in the same league as "Sweet Home Alabama" as far as being a cultural touchstone and for having a memorable guitar riff. Maybe on a scale of 1-10 "Sweet Home Alabama" counts as a 9.3 and "American Girl" maybe a 9.1. Not quite, but close.
Posted by: zombie at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (hvf9s)
When I hit the PowerBall on Sunday, this will become reality.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (mf5HN)
.38 Special, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (SWcg7)
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Roy at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (VndSC)
Free Falling isn't?
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (8rNrN)
It sucks, but I would bet 'Free Fallin' outsold anything Skynyrd ever did by 5-10x.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (WQ9DL)
-------------------
You're losing to the infiltrators from California.
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 03:03 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 09, 2017 03:04 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (39g3+)
But I do know of a guy that yelled "FREEBIRD!" at a concert.
A Celine Dion concert in Vegas.
His wife was less than thrilled with that being the highlight of their anniversary trip.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 03:05 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:05 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 09, 2017 03:05 PM (LBO1U)
BLATANT PLAGIARISM!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 09, 2017 03:05 PM (hvf9s)
:::sings "Foxy Pussy":::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (DFcT7)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Maxine Waters needs to adopt the strategy of House republicans, who voted successfully over 40 times to repeal ObamaCare.
Eventually their amazing perseverance resulted in them having voted successfully over 40 times to repeal ObamaCare.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (ZFUt7)
True?
Further explanation? I'm still a bit confused as to the facts and why they are significant.
...
BECAUSE YOU SHALL FALL IN TWAIN BENEATH MY AXE, WRETCH!!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (8rNrN)
I'd be playing a less pointy guitar in the tight quarters of a concrete hallway like that, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:00 PM (WQ9DL)
Dude tell me about it. When I'm at the desk here the king V's are banned, I have to use a les paul.
The day my brother got his first Rhoads V he calls me up a few hours later and says dude what up with these things, I fucked up everything in the house. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (aMlLZ)
I got tossed from a Belinda Carlisle Concert for yelling for 'Circles in the Sand' for most of the set.
...probably because she opened with it.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (WQ9DL)
Its ok to like both Petty and Skynard. After all we're not Lefties telling all what about whom and why because of where and when.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:06 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (SWcg7)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (6r5wF)
You saying this statue isn't of Gen Mattis?
-------------------
Not enough skulls of his enemies.
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 03:02 PM
----------------
That is what he looks like when he goes out to get the paper in the morning.
Posted by: irright at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (WQ9DL)
Dude. Just wow.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (X+nFp)
Sadly a quick Bingle search tells me N'sync & Backstreet Boys were both forms in Orlando, Fl.
Bo Diddly was a Floridian.
My vote still goes to Gregg, Duane, Dicky & crew.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (g7Suk)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (CPk08)
Got started because a Fillmore East fan yelled it out after Duane said "Here's a song from our first album. Berry starts it off"
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (bQxkN)
Here's an amazing thing I learned about that. There was one survivor of the plane crash. (Probably the drummer, I'm not looking it up).
He was on the Howard Stern show and told the story. Plane crashes, he's alive but all messed up and in the middle of nowhere. Hikes through three miles of woods and swamps and comes upon a farm.
The farmer shot him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: stace--so much winning at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 03:07 PM (Frvrc)
=================
He's a true international celebrity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (vur0q)
ST. STEPHEN!
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:05 PM (WQ9DL)
---
Thread Winner!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (emd4w)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (WQ9DL)
Ah, which congress does she think she is in?
Posted by: navybrat at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (w7KSn)
THE SOW WHO FARROWED YOU LOOKS PRACTICAL, PICTISH PIG!!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (8rNrN)
Make it so, lottery gods! Seeing you benevolently dole out spoils to the Horde, Oprah style, would be epic.
"You get a raptor! And you get a raptor! And you get a raptor!"
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: zombie at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (jBuUi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIkQjDtwOw
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: stace--so much winning at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (ozZau)
==================
Is there any competition between what kind of crazy the Horde is? Texas crazy vs. South Carolina crazy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (SWcg7)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (nNdYv)
Unless winders are included the counter-attack will steal The StepStool.
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (RX8O8)
Sadly, Skynyrd does not. Although I think had they not lost Ronnie Van Zant in that crash they might have been much bigger than Petty. They really only had 4 years of peak band.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (/tuJf)
JAKE TAPPER MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MY PENDULOUS BALLS!
IT WAS CALLED "THINGS IN MY MOUTH: A STUDY IN VEINEY LEATHER"!!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (qUNWi)
Is there any competition between what kind of crazy the Horde is? Texas crazy vs. South Carolina crazy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Don't forget Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
We're talking about Music, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (2w7OO)
Cutting blade in front for the first blow. Now the axe head is behind you and your backhand has a good decapitating blade.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (WQ9DL)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:12 PM (WQ9DL)
If HuffPo is in the market for a mascot, I've got a suggestion for them:
Since the late 1980s, the student body of MS Delta State U. has embraced a mascot that depicts a piece of okra (an African fruit) wearing boxing gloves and brandishing a fierce expression, The "Fighting Okra".
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 09, 2017 03:12 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Florida Crazy.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:12 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
===================
"You feeling burned?"
-General Sherman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:12 PM (vur0q)
He was on the Howard Stern show and told the story. Plane crashes, he's alive but all messed up and in the middle of nowhere. Hikes through three miles of woods and swamps and comes upon a farm.
The farmer shot him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad
We liked the introduction to the characters, good flow through the mid section, but the ending needs work. He discovered the only farmer on the planet without a daughter?
*rejected*
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at February 09, 2017 03:13 PM (ZFUt7)
1. some moron with more rank than brains convinced a bunch of other morons with more rank that brains that it was a "great idea'. (the Good Idea fairy @ w*rk)"
2. Troops, especially enlisted troops tend to be sarcastic bastards, as speaking your mind can get your ass in a crack.
like most Army bases, it's a real "garden spot" as well...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:13 PM (emd4w)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:14 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2017 03:14 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: flukeboy at February 09, 2017 03:14 PM (EtEhm)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (WQ9DL)
==============================
We don't do math here. Didn't you read the memo?
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: zombie at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (jBuUi)
JAKE TAPPER MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MY PENDULOUS BALLS!
IT WAS CALLED "THINGS IN MY MOUTH: A STUDY IN VEINEY LEATHER"!!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (8rNrN)
My laughter scared the dogs. That's a mark of approval.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (1FhAQ)
IT'S CALLED A MULLET AXE, YOU UNLETTERED CUR! BUSINESS UP FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (Frvrc)
Did a 24 hr paintball scenario game in Copperas Cove one July. 113 in the shade.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 09, 2017 03:12 PM (xpfRn)
Hey now, don't be laying that evil on Delta State. They have an excellent atheltic department...comparatively speaking, in terms of W/L and championships, the best collegiate teams in Mississippi.
Also, okra is a vegetable, intended to be fried or pickled. And do not look up the phrase "running through the okra patch".
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (uiwCw)
When they were young, Duane was sick and Gregg came by with a medicine bottle. By the time Gregg came back Duane had taught himself how to play slide guitar.
Hearing Wilson Pickett's cover of Hey Jude over in England, Eric Clapton went on a mission to find the guy who did the outro guitar lead. He expected to find an old black guy.
Recorded at Muscle Shoals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (6r5wF)
A Celine Dion concert in Vegas.
His wife was less than thrilled with that being the highlight of their anniversary trip.
Posted by: Country Singer
----------------------
I've told this before:
I was in a friend's wedding once. Beautiful day, outdoor ceremony at a lovely church in Charlotte.
Across this huge expanse of lawn, a cellist & classical guitarist were setting up near the "altar" while the other guys in penguin suits and I were nipping fine bourbon out of our flasks.
From about 200 ft away, I yelled "FREEBIRD!" ,much to others' chagrin.
Then, the duo broke out into an amazing version that nobody in attendance will ever forget.
It was quite nice, but still funny as hell.
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2017 03:15 PM (g7Suk)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (nQ10o)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:14 PM (/tuJf)
==================
"We failed to stop the racist and the billionaire woman who wants all children to have terrible educations. I'm sure we'll manage to defeat the former CEO who loved sexy women in commercials!"
-Chuck Schumer, master strategist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (HgMAr)
The MFM will be on this like a dingo with a baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (PY9jH)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 09, 2017 03:16 PM (X+nFp)
====================
"How is that possible? I don't know a single person who bought one of their albums."
-Pauline Kael
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:17 PM (vur0q)
Verizon is FUBAR. One minute they tell me I have 500mb of reserve data, the literal next minute, they send me a message saying I'm out of data and my wireless has reverted to 1200 baud dialup.
Looks like I'm off the wire for a week.
I need to break this internet addiction anyway.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 09, 2017 03:17 PM (HxIFt)
Not much from that era aged well at all.
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:17 PM (8b+oT)
That Blumenthal can show his face, much less have high public office, after his vile and low-grade dishonesty was so spectacularly revealed, speaks to the degradation of Dem voters and the civic culture.
Hope the prez keeps it up - actually, hope he intensifies it quite a bit. McCain (who is dumber and more psycho than you imagine) can definitely be pushed to the point where he melts down and lashes out. Not that there's any standard any more, so such behavior won't open most closed eyes, but at this point there's value in merely the public torment of despicable dumb***ts like McCain.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2017 03:17 PM (QDnY+)
the original artist is associated with at least one subject of Appendix N.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:18 PM (RX8O8)
I can relate to this. A video from Prager University:
http://tinyurl.com/gv2pk5k
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:18 PM (fDdVG)
Ah, which congress does she think she is in?
Posted by: navybrat
-----
That would be the All American Quarter Horse Congress. Held on Oct 5th thru 29th this year
Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2017 03:18 PM (akHM/)
JAKE TAPPER MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MY PENDULOUS BALLS!
IT WAS CALLED "THINGS IN MY MOUTH: A STUDY IN VEINEY LEATHER"!!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:10 PM (8rNrN)
==========================
Thanks for that.....I just baptized my new monitor with Miller.
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 09, 2017 03:18 PM (bKxiT)
Here's an amazing thing I learned about that. There was one survivor of the plane crash. (Probably the drummer, I'm not looking it up).
He was on the Howard Stern show and told the story. Plane crashes, he's alive but all messed up and in the middle of nowhere. Hikes through three miles of woods and swamps and comes upon a farm.
The farmer shot him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (mgbwf)
++++
You made me curious, so I looked it up. There were 20 survivors, including drummer Artimus Pyle and keyboardist Billy Powell. They did get confronted by armed occupants of a farmhouse, but nobody was shot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artimus_Pyle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
1977_Convair_CV-300_crash
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2017 03:18 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (/0fQX)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:14 PM (/tuJf)
--------------------------
Trump could perhaps hire Corey Lewandowski to do that.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (SsblQ)
Naw, man, not me. I think I just wet myself. Hey, Shinobi! I need to borrow something!
Posted by: Death Adder at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (u0s1P)
But back when I was in there were still quite a few unit patches left over from the WWII era, when Disney designed many of these for the war effort. Not sure if there are any left now.
Wish we'd had something like THAT instead.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (1zARK)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (RX8O8)
By the house band The Swampers which included Duane Allman for a time. The same Swampers refenced in Skynrd's Sweet Home Alabama. It all connects
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:12 PM (WQ9DL)
I am a lady who may or may not be more than 29 years old, who never goes to concerts, and I have actually seen Pitbull in concert, at the rodeo.
We go to the rodeo every year, but we usually skip the concert at the end. When we got the tickets we didn't even know or care who this dude was. We still had some energy, or were drunk enough to stay this time, and his performance was actually kind of fun.
Did we buy any of his music though? Of course not.
Posted by: stace--so much winning at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (ozZau)
You go girl! Go over there and sit down and shut up I mean. Thanks.
She should change her Native American name to "Sits when Told", or "Projecting Racist".
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (8b+oT)
I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD BEFORE THE CHILDREN OF BABYLON!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (8rNrN)
"You get a raptor! And you get a raptor! And you get a raptor!"
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (hvf9s)
I would be most benevolentish in my doling out, 'tis true.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (mf5HN)
Is there any competition between what kind of crazy the Horde is? Texas crazy vs. South Carolina crazy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Don't forget Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
Southern crazy.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (ODxAs)
But Lynyrd Skynyrd is a national icon that is internationaly known and understood. Go to Mongolia and people will know what Free Bird is and have heard of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Tom Petty has sold more albums (because he's been active longer and had more albums put out) but isn't the cultural icon that Skynyrd is. And I can't even explain why.
https://youtu.be/4z3gkq_gWL4
https://youtu.be/1mxQCGjKxC0
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 09, 2017 03:19 PM (/0fQX)
-------------------------------
There is much less dust in Clarksville.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (SsblQ)
----------------
The curvy succubus?
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (qUNWi)
In keeping with the dignity and decorum of the world's greatest deliberative body.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (WQ9DL)
Sorry, but you have already admitted to going to a Belinda Carlisle concert.
Everything you say from now on is suspect.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (rF0hx)
-----
I think it's the nom doing psychops to disarm the libs.
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (8b+oT)
Agree. Completely.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (nQ10o)
Just wanted to throw out some love for Stevie Ray Vaughn since we're talkin southern rock.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (ODxAs)
much respect to SRV - what a loss
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (nNdYv)
She should change her Native American name to "Sits when Told", or "Projecting Racist".
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (kfcYC)
She tweetum she will makeum pay all senators who voted for Sessions and put racist in that office
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)
So we can shop at the PX?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (lKyWE)
Cheater.
They did get confronted by armed occupants of a farmhouse, but nobody was shot.
I remember him saying he got shot. I shall not look it up because I like my story better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Eskimo at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (ucTcT)
KILLEEN IS THE GREATEST PLACE ON THIS EARTH!!! IT'S NAMED "KILLEEN" FOR STARTERS! AND IT'S HOT, DUSTY, AND BAKED CRISP IN HELL'S OWN OVEN! THE HOT RED WINDS DRIVE MEN WILD WITH ECSTASIES OF MURDER!
QUEER!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: stace--so much winning at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (ozZau)
Just wanted to throw out some love for Stevie Ray Vaughn since we're talkin southern rock.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
--------------
SRV is NOT southern rock!
Regardless, as Denis Leary said, Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi on a fucking helicopter!
Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (g7Suk)
Vertical striped bell bottoms have done pretty well.
Posted by: eleven-----I still crochet my own underwear. Fax me your size and your three favorite colors.
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:24 PM (8b+oT)
not a big rock fan; however two faves are Petty's "American Girl" and his duet w/Stevie Nicks - "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:24 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:24 PM (8b+oT)
Please tell me you don't do pussy hats.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH)
------------------------------------
All I know is that my kids (late teens to late 20's) and just about all of their friends have heard of LS and can name at least one of their songs, usually 2 or 3. But almost none have even heard of Petty.
Of course, most of said friends are from deplorable places. Not all, but most.
And I suspect they would recognize some of Petty's hits when they heard them but wouldn't make the connection to a name.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (Nox3c)
I'm from that era! And... well, yes, I guess I can't really... sigh.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (LNl8j)
Let's go to the videotape
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (bQxkN)
-----
I think it's the nom doing psychops to disarm the libs.
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:20 PM (8b+oT)
Agree. Completely.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:22 PM (nQ10o)
Well... it IS disheartening when the President has to call out the Judiciary...
Especially when he is correct to do so... when the Judiciary IS overstepping its Constitutional Powers and limitations.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (qf6WZ)
True country fans know him. He's a legend, along with guys like Waylan Jennings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
I still have .38 Special, Skynyrd, Outlaws, and a bunch of Allman Brothers on regular rotation on the iPod. Oh, and two or three Tom Petty tunes, too.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (NSG6X)
Posted by: Stevie Nicks at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Don't forget Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
Southern crazy.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (nQ10o)
I thought it was obvious that the Horde is the Florida Man of the internets.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2017 03:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (mgbwf)
++++
heh.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (R+30W)
Listen to the Goo Goo Dolls cover of it....
Excellent. I think better than the original.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
There's a Bathroom on the Right.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (2w7OO)
---
except for when it's a muddy humid shit hole... Hood is humid as fuck in the summer, and the rainstorms are ridiculous .
i had to put my brain bucket on, just to go from one building to another, the shit was coming down so hard...
fuck that noise
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (emd4w)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (VdICR)
I guess we can call SRV blues rock if you want to quibble, but there is definitely southern inspiration.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (ODxAs)
Cheater.
They did get confronted by armed occupants of a farmhouse, but nobody was shot.
I remember him saying he got shot. I shall not look it up because I like my story better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:23 PM (mgbwf)
Damn! Didn't know Bander worked for the MSM!
Posted by: Don Q. at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (qf6WZ)
I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD BEFORE THE CHILDREN OF BABYLON!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer
The heavy unbalanced weight and long surface make it a good headsmans axe, not a battle axe. The object is to lift the weight and mostly just guide it to the exposed neck. The heavy weight and long cutting surface makes it more likely to get it done on one chop. A scimitar is a good multi-purpose blade and is the choice of most modern day decapitators.
The axe in the illuastration is very good as it would dissuade any but the most determined to engage, but the red eyes and helmet would accomplish the same thing even if he was carrying a wooden spoon.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (kfcYC)
McCain not only made his bed, he shit in it first. The shit he is enduring, I hope, is just the calm before the 'what the fuck was his hand in creating and arming Al Qaeda and ISIS,' investigation.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at February 09, 2017 03:28 PM (Gh3fw)
----------------
The curvy succubus?
Posted by: junior at February 09, 2017 03:21 PM (nsZ+m)
I remember her well.
Posted by: josephistan at February 09, 2017 03:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 09, 2017 03:28 PM (pOgVG)
True country fans know him. He's a legend, along with guys like Waylan Jennings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
===================
Love George Strait. I think he has about 3000 songs on YouTube. Solid. I've never seen him live. Wish I could.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:28 PM (bpfzP)
Not true.
Guitarist Steve Gaines, his sister and backup singer Cassie Gaines, and lead singer Ronnie Van Zant died in the crash.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 02:53 PM (mf5HN)
I punched a horse that tried to bite me. We both settled into a mutual low-level state of hostility until I returned it to the stables where, safely away, I predicted it had a great future in the canine catering industry.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (Ndje9)
https://youtu.be/rr3yR4XiQMk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
Without looking, I'm guessing the song is "That Smell".
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (ODxAs)
NICE MURDER WEATHER, GELDING!!!
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:30 PM (8rNrN)
---
Well, he wasn't the worst singer in that group.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 09, 2017 03:30 PM (suO/a)
He plays organ on Dylan's Rolling Stone even though he'd never played a keyboard before ....
Should have gotten a writing credit on The Stones You Can't Always
Kooper managed and produced Skynrrd and put them on the map
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:30 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (rF0hx)
That was pretty good. Not often that covers do justice to the original.
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:30 PM (nNdYv)
https://youtu.be/rr3yR4XiQMk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
Without looking, I'm guessing the song is "That Smell".
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 03:29 PM (uiwCw)
Annndd...I was wrong. But good song, CRT.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (uiwCw)
So much winning, if true.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)
https://youtu.be/rr3yR4XiQMk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
==================
I think I've told my Skynyrd story before so I'll just sketch it out. Concert started at midnight. In the middle of a cornfield. Anyone riding a Harley got in free.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (bpfzP)
I guess we can call SRV blues rock if you want to quibble, but there is definitely southern inspiration.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (ODxAs)
Otherwise known as Texas blues
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Dang at February 09, 2017 03:24 PM (8b+oT)
Please tell me you don't do pussy hats.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
****
Hats? Well, they could be worn that way but really they aren't meant to be used as hats IYKWIM.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (0x/TW)
How do you expect us to promote a welcoming and inclusive environment talking like that?
Posted by: HR Dept aboard the USS Gabby Giffords at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:32 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:33 PM (oZ6kz)
Never got into Skynrd. I know some of their hits, like them but I can't recall ever listening to a full album of theirs.
I really dig Bob Seeger, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2017 03:33 PM (LNl8j)
True country fans know him. He's a legend, along with guys like Waylan Jennings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yep. Wife, FIL and I saw George at T-Mobile Arena Las Vegas in December around the National Finals Rodeo and he was terrific. Kasey Musgraves opened the show and earned a lot of new fans. Saw Merle Haggard two years earlier at the Golden Nugget. I'm a classic rock guy but the real country artists made me take notice.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2017 03:34 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (pOgVG)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (aGAV0)
-blinks-
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (/tuJf)
It is drawn by a team of three hedgehogs and flings, alas, the skull of poor Yorick and octopi armed with pearl handled arrows.
Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (omuSs)
How do you expect us to promote a welcoming and inclusive environment talking like that?
Posted by: HR Dept aboard the USS Gabby Giffords at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (QtQaN)
............
Really. We didn't join up to fight, IYKWIM.
Posted by: 1st Trannie Brigade at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 09, 2017 03:35 PM (jsWA8)
https://youtu.be/rr3yR4XiQMk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
==================
I think I've told my Skynyrd story before so I'll just sketch it out. Concert started at midnight. In the middle of a cornfield. Anyone riding a Harley got in free.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:31 PM (bpfzP)
I would have gone with Red, White, and Blue for AOSHQ:
We don't have no plastic L.A. Frynds,
Ain't on the edge of no popular trend.
Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine GQ.
We don't care if you 're a lawyer, or a Texas oil man,
Or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand.
If you got Soul
We hang out with people just like you
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (B+qrE)
And for the record, I have a large silver coin with The Deathdealer's likeness, which grants me one beheading/disemboweling of the shitheel of my choice when presented to Him or one of his appointed agents (hint hint)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 02:59 PM (hvf9s)
*
*
"Corgis wielding crossbows and longbows"?
How are they going to load the bow with those short little paws and legs?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (UkGKj)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (uhftQ)
was one survivor of the plane crash. (Probably the drummer, I'm not
looking it up).
He was on the Howard Stern show and told the story. Plane crashes,
he's alive but all messed up and in the middle of nowhere. Hikes
through three miles of woods and swamps and comes upon a farm.
The farmer shot him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (mgbwf)
Only 3 members of Lynyrd Skynyrd were killed. Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines and his sister, backup singer Cassie Gaines, lost their lives along with an assistant manager and the flight crew. The rest of the band survived.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 03:37 PM (7N6ox)
But so is Commander Cody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9QpDvhshOQ
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2017 03:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:37 PM (B+qrE)
The Official Army Headquarters Base of the Ace of Spades HQ Has Been Selected
-----------------------
Hmm. I'm gonna need a space to garage to the Ontos.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2017 03:37 PM (NBHj5)
Call Me the Breeze is my favorite Skynyrd song
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 09, 2017 03:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2017 03:39 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Saw them in Las Vegas a few years ago. Fukkers didn't play "Heard it In a Love Song". WTF. They've got like 3 hits. The guy who sang it on the record died, but still. Pretty good show tho.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 09, 2017 03:39 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
And I have the tickets to prove it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2017 03:39 PM (0tfLf)
----
Im not really sure sure we could ever be friends.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:40 PM (8XRCm)
I love this blog, but he has the worst taste in music of anyone, ever.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
You obviously don't remember Gabe.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (ZFUt7)
*snort*
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. That guy used to link the wimpiest trendy pop garbage that you Were Obligated To Like This Band If You Wanted To Call Yourself Cultured And Cool
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2017 03:40 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: The Death Dealer at February 09, 2017 03:30 PM (8rNrN)
---
fine tough guy... take your sorry ass big talking self down to wash rack, and don't come back until they are all clean, inspected and back in the motor pool.
we'll bring you some MRE's later.
god damn FNG's think they know everything.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:40 PM (emd4w)
This is the anthem of the rider though:
https://youtu.be/PmrkY-EZy74
I know people say stuff like Born to be Wild, but that song seems to give the soul of the man on his bike riding in the open country, out in the wind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:40 PM (39g3+)
=====================
Aww. that's my favorite song of theirs.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:40 PM (bpfzP)
I defy anyone to play Hollywood Nights by Bob Seger while driving and not exceed 80 mph. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Or Get Out Of Denver
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 09, 2017 03:41 PM (lKyWE)
Nothing says ace of spades like Motorhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf7DnHi54g
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2017 03:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Heard it in a love song
Ten feet long.
At least that's how my ears processed it when I first heard the song.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 03:41 PM (Z9mio)
Gabe wouldn't intentionally troll us, now would he?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:41 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:08 PM (mgbwf)
------
**types**
**deletes**
Posted by: The Beatles at February 09, 2017 03:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Golfman
-------
Right. Because Airmen wearing bermuda shorts and knee socks, and, Nav's wearing 'boondockers' are both in the running.
Posted by: Regular Army at February 09, 2017 03:42 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 09, 2017 03:42 PM (Nox3c)
So... a song about a guy who gets caught with another man's woman was your wedding song?
wut
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:42 PM (nNdYv)
George Strait is one the biggest all time album sellers that no one knows about.
MORE THAN ELVIS OR THE BEATLES!!
Posted by: Late night record commercial at February 09, 2017 03:43 PM (IqV8l)
I thought there was a special Hell for women that did not support other women? Or did that freeze over November 2016?
Neither Kellyanne or Ivanka can do anything right according to the left. I am sure they are both utterly, irrevocably devastated.
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 03:43 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Marmo, so tired of lefty fascists at February 09, 2017 03:43 PM (xujbM)
wut
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:42 PM (nNdYv)
----
Maybe grammie *was* Linda Lue.
Posted by: The Beatles at February 09, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
That's probably a better pick, I agree. But either one just hits me right in the soul and I've never even sat on a motorcycle in my life. I think if I were healthy that's probably all I'd do. Ride and ride and ride, then write a while, and ride more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/nqxw4ra
Posted by: One Imperial Grunt at February 09, 2017 03:44 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (bKxiT)
How are they going to load the bow with those short little paws and legs?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (UkGKj)
Cooperation. Adorable and deadly cooperation.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (OzJeO)
From Frontpage Magazine:
http://tinyurl.com/jfv5872
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (fDdVG)
There are no babes in chain mail bikinis in the painting. Definitely a flaw.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (UkGKj)
True story.
Posted by: Barrmaggedon at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (24th/)
wut
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:42 PM (nNdYv)
=========================
Judge not lest ye be judged
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Brick at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (mO0MT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
And I have the tickets to prove it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2017 03:39 PM (0tfLf)
and add to the get a ticket list???
I can't drive 55...
Radar Love...
and one I found the day I bought my Camaro in 2013... Heavy Chevy by Jetboy...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (qf6WZ)
I don't envy many, but these guys are the badasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3zo-co8BPg
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (WQ9DL)
We're talking the whole country famous, not just Massachusetts.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 09, 2017 03:46 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2017 03:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----------
There lies insanity.
Posted by: Robert Pirsig at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2017 02:57 PM (WQ9DL)
------
Now there's YANKEES on my lawn.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (Frvrc)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (XsasG)
Having gone to various lefty street demonstrations over the years, I've always been amused by the "Look, military tanks!" murmur of alarm running through the crowd, when they see something like a surplus MRAP in police livery.
You have to wonder what the reaction would be if an Ontos came clattering up and trained All. Those. Barrels. upon the crowd.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (emd4w)
Frazetta painting, was used on a Conan cover and for a Lynyrd Skynyrd album, plus the movie Fire and Ice, and lots of other places.
I've stood by that statue many times, carrying my battalion banner and singing the Phantom Warrior Song lustily.
Salute, and thank you for your service.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jan and Dean (not gay) at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (89T5c)
It was in Michigan.
The speeding ticket, I mean. Not the Chattahoochee.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (Nox3c)
There are no babes in chain mail bikinis in the painting. Definitely a flaw.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (UkGKj)
It's because all the chainmail bikinis flew off because of the awesomeness. And they had to crop the picture for public consumption.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
It got so outrageous at the end that some other blog (Other McCain, iirc) had a thread that just pointed to the comments here.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (ZFUt7)
Neither Kellyanne or Ivanka can do anything right according to the left. I am sure they are both utterly, irrevocably devastated.
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:43 PM (hvf9s)
====================
It was Madeline Albright who said that, right?
I should splice together a video of women criticizing Betsy DeVos and Albright's comments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:49 PM (ODxAs)
@LeonardFiles 27m
Sister in law of San Bernardino terrorist pleads guilty to marriage fraud. Tatiana Farook could face up to 5 yrs prison. @kfiam640
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2017 03:49 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:45 PM (bpfzP)
I have a pretty good track record, all things considered...only ended up spending 4 hours in jail during my misspent youth. I believe this is due to the unfortunate fact that you and I were never running buddies.
*lifts a bottle of random Belgian brew your way*
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:49 PM (nNdYv)
True story.
Posted by: Barrmaggedon
---------------
*renders a sharp salute*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2017 03:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (Nox3c)
===================
That's a great song.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (RX8O8)
-blinks-
-blinks again-
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JAS at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (Rx8Bs)
How are they going to load the bow with those short little paws and legs?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (UkGKj)
You are sailing very near the dangerous, eel infested waters controlled by AtC.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)
https://tinyurl.com/nqxw4ra
Posted by: One Imperial Grunt at February 09, 2017 03:44 PM (wx6iv)
I used to work on the same floor as the post Chaplain's office (at Benning). One day I was walking by and on their upcoming events white board was written "Don't Beat Your Wife Training" with a date, time, and location.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (yL25O)
-----
This is true. But its not too deep.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
Opening act for all the earlier dates that tour was Skynnrd, which benefited greatly from the exposure
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (Z9mio)
I should splice together a video of women criticizing Betsy DeVos and Albright's comments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (vur0q)
Yep! And do eeet.
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (fDdVG)
Not to worry. They all have names already.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:49 PM (nNdYv)
=============================
Thank you kallisto. I'd share my bottle of gin with you if I could. No I wouldn't. Still - thanks for the salute!
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (J+eG2)
Fen - Uh, Freebird and Sweet Home Alabama? I would imagine you've heard one of those two at some point.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Simple man?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (Z9mio)
-----
"Wish I Had A Girl Like That."
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (8XRCm)
(Also Vanilla Queen, which okay it wasn't a hit but it's a damn good song and Radar Love is good enough that it really should count for at least two hits....)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (fDdVG)
Frazetta painting, was used on a Conan cover and for a Lynyrd Skynyrd album, plus the movie Fire and Ice, and lots of other places.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
++++
I think you meant Molly Hatchet instead of Leonard Skynard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Hatchet_%28album%29
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (R+30W)
True story.
Posted by: Barrmaggedon
---------------
*renders a sharp salute*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2017 03:49 PM (ZO497)
---
Hooah.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (CRotO)
Yep! And do eeet.
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (hvf9s)
===================
I'd have to break out my desktop and think through some structure stuff including a piece of music to possibly hang the rhythm of the editing around...
Maybe...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (vur0q)
Also, it is amazing how many great songs from the Yardbirds era people forget with the one and only Jeff Beck. 'course he's done more and more interesting things since. Next to Jimi, Jeff has guitar-fu like no other. Again, MOHO, YMMV
It goes on and on, too. SRV, Eric Johnson, Malsteen (sp), Vai, Satch....
Ummm, Keith Richards also, for different reasons.
For cohesive band-sense --- Yes, ELO.
Okay, still basking in 'win' for the Pats, so there's that. Heh!
Posted by: micky at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:50 PM (RX8O
Always loved that song! Never considered it First Dance as a Couple material, though - lol.
Shoot, I'm going to have to get married just to top your cousin's and grammie winger's wedding songs.
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
All played by some band you've never heard of.
F U K-Tel!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (RX8O8)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (noWW6)
---
think of the survivor's reactions if they were loaded with fletchette rounds, and you fired all 6 barrels at once...
there might not be another riot for years: at the first sign, they'd scatter like leaves.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (emd4w)
I saw one hit wonder Golden Earring play Radar Love when they opened for The Who at the Garden in 1974.
In fairness two hit wonder.Twilight Zone was a big hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (bc2Lc)
Joel's "She always a woman to me" during their wedding service. The
pastor did not say "Are you freaking insane? They were more diplomatic
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:52 PM (fDdVG)
=================
Oh - that's a nice song. Very pretty,
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (bpfzP)
"Sweet home Alabama," yes, not "Free bird", but I d I did not follow the group and I often don't know the songs groups have done. I know songs by Tom Petty, though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (RX8O
====================
He only smote a dozen puny creatures.
The survivors were thankful for his generosity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (bc2Lc)
-----
ISWYDT
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:55 PM (ODxAs)
Yep. I liked the entire album or I think st the time, cassettee.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 03:55 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (bQxkN)
I saw Golden Earring get electrocuted on Grand Tour the other night.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 09, 2017 03:55 PM (qIhPN)
Posted by: Lauren at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (XsasG)
---
Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 03:55 PM (Z9mio)
-----
1987 If I remember correctly. A summer hit during a very hot summer.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
Sorry, yeah, had Skynyrd on the brain.
I know a pastor who had someone who wanted to play
Joel's "She always a woman to me" during their wedding service
Pretty song but apparently the guy didn't listen very closely to the lyrics. Not always complimentary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
That's what started this.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (7N6ox) "
Wow, I don't think anyone has mentioned Simple Man yet, and I think that's actually my favorite song of theirs. Shinedown did a very admirable cover as well.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Don't forget Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
Crazy is celebrated in the South. Heck, without my crazy relatives, how could I entertain my guests on the front porch while I'm in the kitchen fetching mint juleps and sweet tea?
Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed in Georgia at February 09, 2017 03:57 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:57 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Farmer at February 09, 2017 03:57 PM (4bBUU)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)
-----
Thats the state of my state of my head.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 09, 2017 03:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Fen - Uh, Freebird and Sweet Home Alabama? I would imagine you've heard one of those two at some point.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Simple man?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 03:51 PM (7N6ox)
========================
Tuesday's Gone was a good song.
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 09, 2017 03:57 PM (bKxiT)
http://tinyurl.com/jy548oq
I have no control over what people want at their reception. The wedding I do if I am officiating and it's in a church I serve. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:58 PM (fDdVG)
I miss 8-Track tapes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 03:58 PM (2w7OO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 03:58 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Locke Common at February 09, 2017 03:58 PM (8eNo4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Don't forget Georgia.
Roll Tide, posers.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:58 PM (B+qrE)
Holy Crap. They actually take that statue* with them when they deploy!
*a smaller version
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File
hantom_Warrior_Fort_Hood_TX.jpgPosted by: ArthurK at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 03:54 PM (ZFUt7)
Fully agree. Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8
Posted by: LizLem, dangerously crossing the memes at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
=====================
Lyrics aren't the point. The point is, does it have a good beat and is it easy to dance to? If so, it gets at least an 89.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (bpfzP)
(Also it's hard for 9+ minute songs to chart...)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)
I could listen to BB King all day. and have.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 09, 2017 03:55 PM (ODxAs)
BB King and Eric Clapton 'Riding with the king'
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 03:48 PM (ZFUt7)
---
remember how butt hurt he got because we wouldn't like soccer at all, let alone love it as he did?
i still have all the comments from the "reasons why soccer sucks" thread as a Word document
unfortunately, to make the document a reasonable size, i didn't save the poster's data, but it was created June 17th, 2010, so the thread in question was likely a day or two earlier, for those of you with better luck searching for things here than i do
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (emd4w)
*a smaller version
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Filehantom_Warrior_Fort_Hood_TX.jpg
Posted by: ArthurK at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (h53OH)
The Canucks take along a Tim Horton's.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 09, 2017 03:59 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q)
Don't forget Georgia.
Roll Tide, posers.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 03:58 PM (B+qrE)
=====================
Let's be fair:
Only one of us actually started a Civil War.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 04:00 PM (vur0q)
Looking Glass, Brandy (You're A Fine Girl).
This is the winner.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 04:00 PM (B+qrE)
This statue is part of the memorial at Ft Hood and was made from two giant bronze statues of Saddam Hussein, captured in Iraq by the the 4th Infantry Division, were melted down by an Iraqi artist to make a memorial to their fallen comrades. The cost of the memorial was paid for by donations from Ivy Soldiers, 4ID Association members and businesses and citizens from Central Texas and beyond.
http://www.4thinfantry.org/content/4th-infantry-division-monuments
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:00 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 04:01 PM (Z9mio)
His 'Night Moves' is how I wish my life actually was/had been.
But there's a whole host of his songs that I love.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2017 04:01 PM (LNl8j)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 09, 2017 04:01 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: grammie winger
Then you used them to load a program onto a computer. By the sheer power of sound. Not too much sound, or too little sound, but by just the right amount of sound volume.
Does this hat make me look old?
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (ZFUt7)
This is the winner.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2017 04:00 PM (B+qrE)
______
Wild Cherry
Play that Funky Music.
White Boy.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Oh, no! Sebastian didn't close the sarcasm tag properly so now there are nothing but sarcastic comments at the blog!
Way to go, Einstein!!! /s
Whew. That's better.
Is everyone okay?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (lfM7I)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (2w7OO)
Is everyone okay?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (nlbfN)
==================
I'm a little shook up, but I should be okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Obit in today's paper re a young Marine who died stateside.
"He was based at 'Ft. Lejuene, SC.'"
The families write the obits for their loved ones. Too bad the family of this young Marine screwed up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
===========
Hey no fair you stole my thought
Posted by: grammie winger at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:04 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2017 04:04 PM (Z9mio)
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 09, 2017 02:50 PM (ZFUt7)
Exactly what I thought.
Posted by: Golfman at February 09, 2017 04:04 PM (LfcxD)
----
Im not really sure sure we could ever be friends.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 03:40 PM (8XRCm
Recently became a fan of Jessie Dayton from his song, "Daddy Was a Badass" Great lyrics and an earworm tune. Southern rock style.
His other songs are also funny, clever, and borderline naughty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeJpA5oJQcc
Posted by: Jen at February 09, 2017 04:04 PM (cWhln)
Posted by: born01930 at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (zgNkZ)
4th ID OIF Memorial:
This statue is part of the memorial at Ft Hood and was made from two
giant bronze statues of Saddam Hussein, captured in Iraq by the the 4th
Infantry Division, were melted down by an Iraqi artist to make a
memorial to their fallen comrades. The cost of the memorial was paid for
by donations from Ivy Soldiers, 4ID Association members and businesses
and citizens from Central Texas and beyond.
http://www.4thinfantry.org/content/4th-infantry-division-monuments
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:00 PM (CRotO)
4th ID was there, but they didn't pull Saddam from the spider hole. My commander in Mindanao was the Squadron Commander whose team brought him out. He had also been the platoon commander for Shugart and Gordon in Mogadishu.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (7N6ox)
Who can forget Don Johnson's hit "Heartbeat" or the masterpiece "Respect Yourself" by Bruce Willis!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)
I actually like those songs! *runs away*
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
I will CUT you and LAUGH.
*cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (2w7OO)
Troll...
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (WrMht)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 09, 2017 04:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (7N6ox)
---
Elements of 1-22, 3-66, and 10th Cav would beg to differ.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:06 PM (CRotO)
Come on, Eileen
Turning Japanese
Too Shy
Melt with You
I could go on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2017 04:07 PM (LNl8j)
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2017 04:05 PM (a0IVu)
-----
Hey come back here and take "Walkin on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves with you.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 09, 2017 04:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:08 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:09 PM (CRotO)
Gary Numan: Are Friends Electric (more than Cars)
Chumbawamba: Amnesia (more than Tubthumping
Devo: Beautiful World (more than Whip It)
etc. etc.
One one-hit wonder that definitely stands on its own: Ram Jam's Black Betty.
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 09, 2017 04:09 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2017 04:10 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2017 04:11 PM (LNl8j)
Wish I could remember the name of it.
And Ace... "All that is good and desirous in life". No nekkid women? =P
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 09, 2017 04:13 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 09, 2017 04:09 PM (eXSOZ)
I'm embarrassed to say I only became a fan of that hit because of the Archer cartoon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2017 04:13 PM (LNl8j)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 09, 2017 04:06 PM (CRotO)
1st SFOD-D was the element that got him. The Commander would later serve as Commander Joint Special Operations Task Force Philippines where I would work for him as his Intelligence Chief. He had two briefs put together, a lot of the Saddam photos including the actual photo that was given to Time magazine, and another picture of him and the two operators who pulled Saddam out giving President Bush Saddam's 9 mm pistol. 4th ID was there, but it was the Tier 1 guys who actually got him...and the famous line "President Bush sends his regards".
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 09, 2017 04:13 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: jihadi at February 09, 2017 04:19 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 09, 2017 04:19 PM (4ihv2)
Elvis Costello or Tom Petty and I enjoy their music much more
than any of the bands mentioned here -except for Allman
Bros. and (sometimes) Marshall Tucker Band. And whoever
they were opening act for? -DeVille blew them away. And I
bought some of their albums. I bought some Petty back in
those days but would never listen to them again -album rock radio burned me out on his music and his voice just gets
annoying after a while.
Posted by: Glenn John at February 09, 2017 04:28 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Pete at February 09, 2017 04:31 PM (IBzF6)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 09, 2017 03:47 PM (noWW6)
---
think of the survivor's reactions if they were loaded with fletchette rounds, and you fired all 6 barrels at once...
there might not be another riot for years: at the first sign, they'd scatter like leaves.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 09, 2017 03:53 PM (emd4w)
I read an Osprey book about the Ontos recently and discovered that the Marines made pretty extensive use of the vehicle in Vietnam. The Marines used them as anti-personnel assault guns rather than in the anti-tank role for which the Ontos had been designed.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 09, 2017 04:35 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 09, 2017 04:38 PM (H5rtT)
How are they going to load the bow with those short little paws and legs?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 03:36 PM (UkGKj)
You are sailing very near the dangerous, eel infested waters controlled by AtC.
*
*
Oh, I'm all for weaponry as deployed by Corgis. My imagination, good as it usually is, falters when trying to picture the mechanics of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 09, 2017 04:49 PM (UkGKj)
Posted by: Assassin6 at February 09, 2017 08:19 PM (GBYzV)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0551 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0124 seconds, 499 records returned.
Page size 229 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)