Lest We Forget

Today I set myself the task of digging up the most fawning, worshipful, obsequious, asskissingest, knobgobblingest, dopiest thing about Obama ever published.

As David French pointed out recently, a real newspaper editor looked at this paragraph, and decided it was fit for the newspaper to publish:

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

Yes, I think we can all degree that's pretty much the dopiest thing about Obama that's ever been published. But all sorts of dumb stuff has been written about his wife. Here's the introductory paragraphs to WaPo columnist Sally Quinn's 2009 piece on Michelle Obama's arms:

"May I change the subject," said a prominent Washington theologian at a recent dinner. The conversation had been high-minded -- religion, philosophy, the nature of evil. "I'd like to talk about Michelle Obama's arms," he said.

He is a big fan of those arms. We then began a discussion about the significance of the first lady's arms. Actually, it turned out to be equally serious. Michelle Obama's arms, we determined, were transformational. Her arms are representative of a new kind of woman: young, strong, vigorous, intelligent, accomplished, sexual, powerful, embracing and, most of all, loving.

What if I wrote a piece for this blog called "Trump's Hair Is Making America Great Again"? You morons would all read it looking for the punchline, I'm sure. But if it turned out that I was *serious*, I'd guess most of you would be thinking that I had lost my mind. And you'd be right. What utter crap. I simply don't understand why these people aren't embarrassed to write the stuff that they do about Obama.

And now for something completely different, although very much in keeping with the 'Lest We Forget' theme:

Author Diana (American Betrayal) West has an interesting blog which I hadn't known about until recently. I was particularly impressed with Back by Popular Demand: The Right's Anti-Trump Lexicon, a collection of goofy, infuriating, ridiculously unhinged anti-Trump quotes from assorted GOPe apparatchiks and #NeverTrump-ers, but I suppose I'm repeating myself. It's a pretty extensive compendium, so it's one of those pages you dip into for a few minutes and then bookmark for future reference.

[Update] OK, Masturbatin' Pete came up with a doozy, one that I had forgotten. It's Ezra Klein being lifted up to the clouds in rapturous bliss:

Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment, as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh, over color, over despair. The other great leaders I've heard guide us towards a better politics, but Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves, to the place where America exists as a glittering ideal, and where we, its honored inhabitants, seem capable of achieving it, and thus of sharing in its meaning and transcendence.

Klein had to stop here and have a cigarette.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 06:26 PM

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Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2017 06:22 PM (8J/Te)

2 ha read the content too

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2017 06:22 PM (8J/Te)

3 St

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 03, 2017 06:23 PM (WrMht)

4 Moron Schools other Morons

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2017 06:23 PM (8J/Te)

5 "I'd like to talk about Michelle Obama's arms,
___
I wouldn't. Rick James has nothing on her.

Posted by: Barack Obama with a big red mark on his face at February 03, 2017 06:24 PM (aZq03)

6 Moochelle's arms? Well, it is almost time for pitchers to report for Spring Training.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 03, 2017 06:24 PM (3C9q2)

7 Haven't seen the Democrats this angry since we freed their slaves.......

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at February 03, 2017 06:24 PM (hL4DM)

8 Thank goodness, I'd been schooled about to death down there.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 06:25 PM (3myMJ)

9 I found her arms to be as unattractive as her hit with a frying pan face.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 03, 2017 06:25 PM (WrMht)

10 The golden scalp weasel will save the world.

Posted by: USNtakim at February 03, 2017 06:25 PM (hMqvx)

11 Did Mike? ever collect and publish the Golden Scalp Weasel chronicles.
IDK if Frank J. made any money with Nuke the Moon but the idea of publishing blogjokes amuses me.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2017 06:25 PM (8J/Te)

12 How Bill Clinton's Bent Dick Saved the American Dream

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2017 06:25 PM (lZlWB)

13 Her arms are representative of a new kind of woman: ~~young, strong, vigorous, intelligent, accomplished, sexual, powerful, embracing and, most of all, loving~~ transsexual.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 03, 2017 06:26 PM (R+30W)

14 Not gonna give NRO the pageview.

Yes the "lightworker" quote is ridiculous but Parson French is not in a position to throw stones, if one looks back at some of the dopey, unhinged things he wrote about Trump.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 03, 2017 06:26 PM (hA1V+)

15 I don't want none
unless you got buns 'hon!

Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at February 03, 2017 06:26 PM (lZlWB)

16 They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

-----
This lightbringer of which they speak also publicly and proudly said, "I want you to get in their faces. If they punch you, you punch back twice as hard. If they bring a knife, you bring a gun."

That sounds like peace to me.

Posted by: Zack Lee at February 03, 2017 06:26 PM (L1qrd)

17 It's not religion to most of us, so we don't hunger for a substitute messiah

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2017 06:26 PM (sqpGi)

18 I always found Obama someone who loved to have a discourse but had nothing substantial to say. In other words, just another politician and not a very good one at that.

Posted by: IC at February 03, 2017 06:27 PM (a0IVu)

19 Michelle Obama's arms, we determined, were transformational. Her arms are representative of a new kind of woman: young, strong, vigorous, intelligent, accomplished, sexual, powerful, embracing and, most of all, loving.

Hey Bub.... Let GrandMa school ya...

Posted by: Rosie the Riveter at February 03, 2017 06:27 PM (qf6WZ)

20 To be embarrassed one has to have some sort of standard of conduct which has been transgressed.

Twenty-third !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez....haji don't surf! at February 03, 2017 06:27 PM (lfM7I)

21 media dimbo complaining on Twitter about Trump going to Mar A Lago instead of Camp David like Clinton and Bush.

https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/827633090784792579

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:27 PM (Om16U)

22 Obama: Light in the loafers non-worker.

Posted by: Secret Service at February 03, 2017 06:27 PM (bc2Lc)

23 And don't you dare call it a cult of personality...cause that would be sacreligious...or something.

Posted by: billygoat at February 03, 2017 06:28 PM (wcSGs)

24 Well, to be fair, the JEF did stop the rise of the oceans. Not that they were ever really rising in the first place. On another note, he would be the idiot standing out on the just exposed beach just before the tsunami rushed into shore proclaiming his omniscience.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 03, 2017 06:28 PM (9iR5/)

25 Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual)

That's a helluva parenthetical. I guess he's not talking about Muslims.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 03, 2017 06:28 PM (R+30W)

26 but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment.

And yea verily it came to pass that the Lightworker appeared on the bizarre earthly experiment.

And as he passed through the portal of the White House of Power, flanked by his consort of manly shoulder width, he engaged the Lowly Umbrella that was sent to befuddle Him. And was defeated.

Posted by: Book of Barky, Chapter six, verse ridiculous at February 03, 2017 06:28 PM (nNdYv)

27 I think Morford misspelled "lightweight" and then kind of went off the tracks.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2017 06:28 PM (77i7V)

28 They were all blinded by the light(bringer)
Revved up like the douches they are...

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 03, 2017 06:29 PM (WrMht)

29 Robert Reich selling short saved Wall Street.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2017 06:29 PM (Fmupd)

30 Hmmm.... and I seem to remember some warning about a.... False Messiah?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 03, 2017 06:29 PM (qf6WZ)

31 Just read some of the stuff that Soviet writers said about Stalin.

Same playbook, same results.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez....haji don't surf! at February 03, 2017 06:30 PM (lfM7I)

32 Mooch has a horrible tone of voice and a perpetual scowl. Definitely New ~~Soviet~~ Democrat Woman.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:30 PM (Om16U)

33 Well, to be fair, the JEF did stop the rise of the
oceans. Not that they were ever really rising in the first place. On
another note, he would be the idiot standing out on the just exposed
beach just before the tsunami rushed into shore proclaiming his
omniscience.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 03, 2017 06:28 PM (9iR5/)

Just failing to see the negative here.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 03, 2017 06:30 PM (7N6ox)

34 Mmmphhhhh. Gargle. Gargle

Posted by: Father Pflager fellatin Fuckstick Obama. at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (89T5c)

35 What if I wrote a piece for this blog called "Trump's Hair Is Making America Great Again"?

Trump's hair makes American kittehs even greater! (They are already great, so the "again" isn't needed).

http://tinyurl.com/gnjce3x

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (3C9q2)

36 18 I always found Obama someone who loved to have a discourse but had nothing substantial to say.
Posted by: IC
___________

That's why he needed a booster seat in the form of "interesting Italians."

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (77i7V)

37 Moochelle's arms? Well, it is almost time for pitchers to report for Spring Training.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 03, 2017 06:24 PM (3C9q2)

She's flashing some proud thighs at the Daily Mail.

Posted by: gNewt at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (QMphW)

38 https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/827633090784792579

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:27 PM (Om16U)

UGH...Kelly O'Dumbo used to be on air in CLE...she also used to be hot -- now, not so much.

Posted by: billygoat at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (wcSGs)

39 *Me to JEF*
Boy, I ain't saying you got big ears, but you look just like a taxi cab goin' down Main Street with the back doors open.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (9iR5/)

40 ~Trump, mmm, mmm, mmm~!

Posted by: all those reich wing teachers at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (4YGWz)

41 Barack Obama....MmmmMMmmmMMmm

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (8ikIW)

42
When you think of people as some kind of super being, that's the type of crap you write. Its their religion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2017 06:31 PM (ODxAs)

43 Trump's Hair Is Making America Great Again

==

Ivanka Trump's Hair Blowing Gently in the Breeze Is Making America Great Again

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:32 PM (Om16U)

44 Reggie schooled Barky's ass.

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 03, 2017 06:32 PM (oBuXO)

45 If you want fawning, and by "fawning" I mean "something only a high-functioning autist could write," I suggest this, by Ezra Klein:

http://prospect.org/article/obamas-gift

"Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment, as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh, over color, over despair. The other great leaders I've heard guide us towards a better politics, but Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves, to the place where America exists as a glittering ideal, and where we, its honored inhabitants, seem capable of achieving it, and thus of sharing in its meaning and transcendence."

At this point, Klein realized that he had another sock to wash.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2017 06:32 PM (xN1DB)

46 Talking about arms... I can't wait for the "first pitch" of the baseball season thrown by PDJT. I hope it's 100 mph, sails five feet over the catchers mitt, and gets permanently wedged in the fencing. So thoroughly anyone who can pull it out is the next King of England.

I *need* that image to erase the 'throws like a girl' image of 0bama.

Posted by: D Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 06:33 PM (ZFUt7)

47 Dunno. All I could ever think looking at those arms was that a tricep routine was needed, stat!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2017 06:33 PM (DMUuz)

48 Oh Oh. Either reich wing teacher or I are in Bizarro world

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2017 06:33 PM (8ikIW)

49 Lightworker - someone who does as little work as possible

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM (Frvrc)

50 Still thinking about the Newsweek thing, 2018 is going to be a blowout like this country has never seen before. The problem with that is it gives the RINO pigs room to roam.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM (97XyN)

51 It has a sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM (89T5c)

52 THAT DAVID FRENCH ARTICLE IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S SO UNTRUE AND CREEPY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM (Fmupd)

53 Are you guys forgetting about his pants? Exquisitely creased. And the view from inside is just as good.

Posted by: David Brooks at February 03, 2017 06:35 PM (kumBu)

54 "Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't
even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment,
as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an
instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your
role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over
flesh, over color, over despair. The other great leaders I've heard
guide us towards a better politics, but Obama is, at his best, able to
call us back to our highest selves, to the place where America exists as
a glittering ideal, and where we, its honored inhabitants, seem capable
of achieving it, and thus of sharing in its meaning and transcendence."

When I read this kind of crud, it sounds like someone reviewing a bottle of wine.

It's frikkin wine

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2017 06:35 PM (8ikIW)

55 I don't want none

unless you got buns 'hon!
Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at February 03, 2017 06:26 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kate Upton at February 03, 2017 06:35 PM (DMUuz)

56 Lucifer was a light bringer.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 03, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

57 Actually the oceans are still rising, but at an increasingly slower rate than they have for many thousands of years. That's because the end of the last Ice Age is still going on.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 06:36 PM (SIY7D)

58
Sefton's willowed comment schooled by NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:36 PM (mbhDw)

59 Waiting for the DJT approved Report an Illegal app.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 03, 2017 06:37 PM (ymRuQ)

60 In a few months it'll be the Summer of Trump

ref http://ace.mu.nu/archives/320313.php

BTW, it's funny that Esquire has delinked their Summer of Obama article.

Posted by: ArthurK at February 03, 2017 06:37 PM (h53OH)

61
Moochelle's arms = Helen Thomas' thighs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

62 Light worker always made me think of the janitor wayyy up on the ladder changing light bulbs in the gym.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (WrMht)

63 It has a sock.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM

It rubs the lotion into the sock.

Posted by: The Buffalo Bill Barrel at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (DMUuz)

64 LOL@13

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (hyZqB)

65 Leave my Obama alone!!!...he is the ONLY TRUE MESSIAHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattelboro VT at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (wcSGs)

66 60 In a few months it'll be the Summer of Trump

==

But first comes Springtime for Literal Hitler!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (Om16U)

67 BTW, it's funny that Esquire has delinked their Summer of Obama article.
Posted by: ArthurK at February 03, 2017 06:37 PM (h53OH)

=======

You mean Wreckcovery Summer?

Posted by: Flyboy at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (R3Jti)

68
Here's a working link for Esquire's Summer of Obama article

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a10520/loving-obama-0811/

Posted by: ArthurK at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (h53OH)

69 32 Mooch has a horrible tone of voice and a perpetual scowl. Definitely New Soviet Democrat Woman.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:30 PM (Om16U)

Between her, Warren and Hillary, that could peel the enamel off your teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

70 56 Lucifer was a light bringer.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 03, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

_____________

Which reminds me, has anyone seen both these guys in the same room?

Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (vfC/C)

71 What if I wrote a piece for this blog called "Trump's Hair Is Making America Great Again"? You morons would all read it looking for the punchline, I'm sure. But if it turned out that I was *serious*, I'd guess most of you would be thinking that I had lost my mind. And you'd be right. What utter crap. I simply don't understand why these people aren't embarrassed to write the stuff that they do about Obama.

Don't diss the weasel.

Posted by: Pauly Shore's scapled head. at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (OzJeO)

72 Me, I, me, ahh, me, me. Umm My, me, and ahh I. I, really me, and umm myself. I. Me. My.

Barak Obama

I love this speech, I felt so elevated when he uttered these magnificent words.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (7N6ox)

73 It's gotta be embarrassing for Barry to have people constantly swoon over his wife's masculine arms but never about his.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

74 David French and Sally Quinn are just some of my many pen names.

And you are welcome for my keen insight on various important memes.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (cOHS7)

75 Talking about arms... I can't wait for the "first pitch" of the baseball season thrown by PDJT. I hope it's 100 mph, sails five feet over the catchers mitt, and gets permanently wedged in the fencing. So thoroughly anyone who can pull it out is the next King of England.

I *need* that image to erase the 'throws like a girl' image of 0bama.

Here's a chaser: The Botox Boy from Bahston, throwing out the first pitch at a Red Sawx game in Fenway Pahhhk in 2004: http://tinyurl.com/gwnv3f3

It took Teh Won to make Kerry look positively athletic.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (3C9q2)

76 >
> You mean Wreckcovery Summer?
> Posted by: Flyboy

Every summer from 2009 to 2016 was Wreckcovery Summer.

Posted by: ArthurK at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (h53OH)

77

"May I change the subject," said a prominent Washington theologian ... "I'd like to talk about Michelle Obama's arms," he said.

This sounds much like the fawning adoration paid by the Party Apparatchiks to Joe Stalin.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (FlRtG)

78 Can you imagine a Mano y Mano Presidential race between Barky and Trump.?

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (oBuXO)

79 65 Leave my Obama alone!!!...he is the ONLY TRUE MESSIAHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattelboro VT at February 03, 2017 06:38 PM (wcSGs)

*Clogginstein's doorbell rings*

"Candygram!"

- - Jesus Christ

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

80 1929....Stepin Fetchit was billed as the "laziest man in America" on stage and screen.

2016.....Barry Obama was deemed as the "laziest man in America" for his 8 years in office.

One became a millionaire playing to white folk's sense of humor and the other became a millionaire playing to white folk's feelings of guilt.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (5VlCp)

81 In a few months it'll be the Summer of Trump

ref http://ace.mu.nu/archives/320313.php

BTW, it's funny that Esquire has delinked their Summer of Obama article.
Posted by: ArthurK at February 03, 2017 06:37 PM (h53OH)

And for the hippies, it won't be the Summer of Love.

Some mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImJnbBx7mCQ

Posted by: The Summer Hat at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (OzJeO)

82 I am related to Carla Bruni in a half assed way and when Mooch turned her scowl in Carla's direction, I could just hear Carla saying "Peasant" and never turning her head.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (LAaEa)

83
So I was over at FrontPage and saw that it was Frank Luntz who came up with the "repair" language the GOPe is now using for obamacare.

What a douche.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (ODxAs)

84 In a swift decision, a federal judge refused Friday to extend a restraining order in Boston that had halted the implementation of President Trump's controversial immigration ban.

US District Judge Nathaniel M. Gorton said in a 21-page order that lawyers with the American Civil Liberties Union have failed to demonstrate the need for an ongoing restraining order.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (6MaBu)

85 Winter for Hill-ry and France

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (WrMht)

86 Check out Mark Morford's website:

http://tinyurl.com/729hc74

Whoever designed it was reaching for that VW Bus plastered with bumper stickers aesthetic. And achieved it.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (77i7V)

87 What if I wrote a piece for this blog called "Trump's Hair Is Making
America Great Again"? You morons would all read it looking for the
punchline, I'm sure. But if it turned out that I was *serious*, I'd
guess most of you would be thinking that I had lost my mind. And you'd
be right.

And if you didn't provide the punch line, we would.

Posted by: rabidfox at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (EW9tX)

88 >>Mooch has a horrible tone of voice and a perpetual scowl. Definitely New Soviet Democrat Woman.

Also fairly incoherent in a John Kerry sort of way.
Would never want to have to diagram her spoken sentences.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (NOIQH)

89 Jeez,that first quote made me physically ill in the middle of eating a slice of pizza. Thanks for ruining my supper...:/

Posted by: q at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (dHgMn)

90 Tonight we ride...

Posted by: ' at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (BO/km)

91 Miss me yet? Damn, I was so fucking awesome!!

Posted by: Former Emperor Clusterfuck I at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (qJhUV)

92 Here's a chaser: The Botox Boy from Bahston,
throwing out the first pitch at a Red Sawx game in Fenway Pahhhk in
2004: http://tinyurl.com/gwnv3f3

It took Teh Won to make Kerry look positively athletic.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (3C9q2)

What an F'in retard...and I KNOW retard!!!...Yayyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (wcSGs)

93 I'd like to talk about Melania's Melons

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (PqqkK)

94 "Hitler's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't

even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment,

as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an

instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your

role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over

flesh, over color, over despair. The other great leaders I've heard

guide us towards a better politics, but Hitler is, at his best, able to

call us back to our highest selves, to the place where America exists as

a glittering ideal, and where we, its honored inhabitants, seem capable

of achieving it, and thus of sharing in its meaning and transcendence."

Posted by: Ezra Klein from 1932 at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (cOHS7)

95 I bet a Hordian could write a piece about Trump's hair and it would be fantastic.

Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 06:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

96 Arrrr, Michelle Obama! She's got plenty of booty to go around, me lads!

Posted by: Yellowbeard at February 03, 2017 06:43 PM (XoldI)

97 93 Magnificent

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:43 PM (Om16U)

98 78 Can you imagine a Mano y Mano Presidential race between Barky and Trump.?

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (oBuXO)

Jugears almost flipped out on Romney during debate 1. The men in the white coats would have to snag him after a few minutes with DJT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

99 I assume that anyone who claims to be spiritual but not religious is a lefty idiot. It saves me time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 03, 2017 06:44 PM (NEfxX)

100 Talking about transcendent moments... no, not the transsexual kind.

The labor participation rate, after nearly two decades of decline, just bumped upwards according to BLS. A HIGHER percentage of Americans working. What a concept.

Posted by: D Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 06:44 PM (ZFUt7)

101 82
I am related to Carla Bruni in a half assed way and when Mooch turned
her scowl in Carla's direction, I could just hear Carla saying
"Peasant" and never turning her head.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (LAaEa)

Carla Bruni....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 03, 2017 06:44 PM (wcSGs)

102 more people looking for work

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (Om16U)

103 >> I am related to Carla Bruni in a half assed way and when Mooch turned
her scowl in Carla's direction, I could just hear Carla saying
"Peasant" and never turning her head.

Heh. Saw a documentary on Bruni, named something like "Have you heard of Carla Bruni?" and she came off as a lovely person. Hadn't known she had a singing career, and there was a small cameo of Sarkozy because it was made right after she married him.

On the other hand, I've never seen any such sweetness emanating from Michelle.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (NOIQH)

104 100th

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (Sfs6o)

105 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (Sfs6o)

106 Seriously, a lot of Lefties bought into Obama's shit, like this Lightworker guy. Aren't they embarrassed now?

A lot of blacks have to realize that Obama did nothing for them, unless you count his helping to order police nationwide from standing down in inner cities.

What do people like Bernie think of Obama? He wasn't radical enough for the cause.

So where does that leave Obama? Can he capture and run the Inner D Party to be a power broker? Or is he done.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (SIY7D)

107 Okay, there's the Ezra Klein thing, which was goofy as hell. But if you want genuinely creepy, you need to revisit what Judith Warner wrote in the New York Times(!) almost exactly eight years ago.

https://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/ 2009/02/05/ sometimes-a-president-is-just-a-president/comment-page-1/

The Times published a column about this dingbat's sex dream about Barack Obama. It needs to be read to be believed. Just take it all in. The comments are amazing - more Obama Sex Dreams.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

108 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barak Obama as president.

Ooooo Mr. Obama just broke us off into our workgroups. I hope we can talk about ideas.....maybe we could pay to destroy not one but $2billion. That's a great idea.

Posted by: John McCain, True Maverick at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (cOHS7)

109 104 100th
Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (Sfs6o)

Never gets old . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

110 Morford is a loonm, but he will answer emails.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (LTHVh)

111 Guys, Trump is what - 70 years old - just how vigorous do you think his pitch would be?

Posted by: rabidfox at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (EW9tX)

112 This stuff reminds me of anything written in the old Soviet Union days. Every chapter had to have at least one page devoted to the glories of Marxism and socialist revolution over capitalism. It did not matter the topic. It was incumbent upon the writer to make the linkage.
Hilarious stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (0tfLf)

113 83
So I was over at FrontPage and saw that it was Frank Luntz who came up with the "repair" language the GOPe is now using for obamacare.

What a douche.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2017 06:41 PM (ODxAs)

++++

Yes, he is. But, it's not like he's just puttering around coming up with this crap in his spare time. There are Republicans who are paying him to come up with language that they think will help them sell us the shit sandwich they are preparing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (R+30W)

114 Behold the god who Preens!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (PqqkK)

115 loom loon

One of those.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

116 73 It's gotta be embarrassing for Barry to have people constantly swoon over his wife's masculine arms but never about his.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

______________

Well no one ever swooned over her mom jeans so he'll always have that.

Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (vfC/C)

117 106 Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (SIY7D)

Leftism is a cult. They will admit nothing. With Stalin, they were sure to blame him but never the ideology. With SCOAMF, it's a bit different since they vested everything in him. So other forces have to be blamed; racism, conservatives, talk radio, Jooz, etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

118 It's gotta be embarrassing for Barry to have people constantly swoon over his wife's masculine arms but never about his.

Do you remember when that German chick was claiming that Barry curled 70lb dumbells?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (LTHVh)

119 114 Behold the god who Preens!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (PqqkK)

2009-2017 Days of Whine and Poses

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

120 Moochelle's arms = Helen Thomas' thighs. + Melanin + anger

Fify

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (PqqkK)

121 >>The Times published a column about this dingbat's sex dream about Barack Obama. It needs to be read to be believed. Just take it all in. The comments are amazing - more Obama Sex Dreams.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2017 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

You Jerk Off to some weird shit, Pete.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (lZlWB)

122 Seattle judge stopping portions of President Trump's travel ban on 7 countries.

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (Frvrc)

123 116 73 It's gotta be embarrassing for Barry to have people constantly swoon over his wife's masculine arms but never about his.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

______________

Well no one ever swooned over her mom jeans so he'll always have that.
Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ)
____________

And don't you ever forget who rides the boys' bike in the family.

Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (77i7V)

124 "who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet"
............

Clueless, worthless, illegally present, and still living off the government.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (HgMAr)

125 Now that I'm gone it's like there is no hope left.

Posted by: Michelle's Arms at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (WrMht)

126 >>Do you remember when that German chick was claiming that Barry curled 70lb dumbells?

Which would be quite a trick since Barry IS a 70 lbs dumbbell.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

127 Actually 77lbs since she was saying 35kilograms.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (LTHVh)

128 Guys, Trump is what - 70 years old - just how vigorous do you think his pitch would be?

Posted by: rabidfox

His pitch is certainly good enough to secure a trophy wife.

Posted by: D Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (ZFUt7)

129 122 Seattle judge stopping portions of President Trump's travel ban on 7 countries.
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (Frvrc)

Can they even do that????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

130 10 reps, each arm, iirc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (LTHVh)

131 These FNM employees or maybe leftists in general don't have a sense of humor. Rush had today somebody reacting to Trump jokingly asking for prayers for Ahhnold for The Apprentice ratings to improve and I guess it was "OMG, president asks for prayers for ratings of a TV show"

Posted by: PaleRider at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (dkExz)

132 Jimmah Cottah wasn't a half bad pitcher, but looks like "W" got first billing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8Mgnv-yZA

Posted by: kallisto at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (nNdYv)

133 Barky's pec's in Hawaii or Daniel Craigs pecs in Casino Royale?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (LAaEa)

134 128
His pitch is certainly good enough to secure a trophy wife.
Posted by: D Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 06:49 PM (ZFUt7)

In that case, pitch means bank account.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

135 "Leftism is a cult. They will admit nothing. With
Stalin, they were sure to blame him but never the ideology. With SCOAMF,
it's a bit different since they vested everything in him. So other
forces have to be blamed; racism, conservatives, talk radio, Jooz, etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)"
-------------------------See also Castro.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 06:50 PM (cOHS7)

136 Do you remember when that German chick was claiming that Barry curled 70lb dumbells?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:48 PM (LTHVh)

I think the 0 is silent. Pronounced 7lb dumbells.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 03, 2017 06:50 PM (7N6ox)

137 "May I change the subject," said RKae. The conversation had been high-minded -- religion, philosophy, the nature of evil. "I'd like to talk about Michelle Obama's penis," he said.

That's a hell of a package "she's" got there!

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2017 06:50 PM (cYyfJ)

138 Lightworker? Yup... does some pretty mean work on my light-saber... IYKWIM

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 03, 2017 06:50 PM (DpOmP)

139 >>The Times published a column about this dingbat's sex dream about Barack
Obama. It needs to be read to be believed. Just take it all in. The
comments are amazing - more Obama Sex Dreams.

Oh! Forgot that one. Sooooo embarrassing.
But really, is there any praise more vomit-inducing that Valerie Jarrett's?

"I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were
extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is...He knows how
perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he
knows that he has the ability --- the extraordinary, uncanny ability --- to
take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out
of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged
intellectually... So what I sensed in him was not just a restless
spirit but somebody with such extraordinary talents that had to be
really taxed in order for him to be happy. ...He's been bored to
death his whole life. He's just too talented to do what ordinary people
do."

As is usually pointed out: Intelligent people aren't perpetually bored.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2017 06:51 PM (NOIQH)

140 Trump has an irrepressible srnse of humor. I wonder if it's part of his secret to success.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:51 PM (Om16U)

141 Guys, Trump is what - 70 years old - just how vigorous do you think his pitch would be?

Posted by: rabidfox at February 03, 2017 06:46 PM (EW9tX)

*Taps chin...pulls beard* Well, he's married to Melania and they have a son. I suspect his 'pitch' is vigorous.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2017 06:51 PM (6z9sL)

142 Guys, Trump is what - 70 years old - just how vigorous do you think his pitch would be?

Posted by: rabidfox

His pitch is certainly good enough to secure a trophy wife.
Posted by: D Pluribus Juan

----

He slaps his wallet on the table. The table collapses.

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2017 06:52 PM (cYyfJ)

143 7,0 means seven in europe

Posted by: Ahnold at February 03, 2017 06:52 PM (DpOmP)

144 @ 139 . . . "He's just too talented to do what ordinary people
do."
__________

Like, uh, work?

Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at February 03, 2017 06:52 PM (77i7V)

145 Michelle Obama's two guns schooled 75 species of lobster exoskeletons.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (2BjYu)

146 It took Leftists from other countries a long time after the fact to blame Stalin for anything. There were US Leftists who swore the Ukrainian Democide was fake news

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (Frvrc)

147 @73 I'd have destroyed a monitor with that one.

Posted by: Blake at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (WEBkv)

148 I did leave myself open to all these double entendres didn't I.

Posted by: rabidfox at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (EW9tX)

149 Crap News Network:

In the first court victory for the Trump administration, a federal judge in Boston declined Friday to renew a temporary restraining order that prohibited the detention or removal of all individuals legally authorized to come to the US.

Yay, more winning.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (3myMJ)

150
What do people like Bernie think of Obama? He wasn't radical enough for the cause.

So where does that leave Obama? Can he capture and run the Inner D Party to be a power broker? Or is he done.

----------------

Speaking of Bernie. Have seen WZ as to his wanting to take away religious freedom?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (Fmupd)

151 Obama was a compact fluorescent lightworker. Slow and dim.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (IqV8l)

152 Lightworker? Yup... does some pretty mean work on my light-saber... IYKWIM
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 03, 2017 06:50 PM (DpOmP)

Light weight...

Posted by: deplorable donna at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (O2RFr)

153 The Left has to idolize charismatic Leaders because they have no core principles. Everything is will to power.

The Right looks to the Constitution and the Bible (or Torah).

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (Om16U)

154 Interestingly, that Bild article is nowhere to be found. Lots of link that should point to it, but oops instead.

Embarrassment?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh)

155 How many voters does it take to change a lightworker?

Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (cYyfJ)

156 It takes a special diet to look like this. Of course, not one like that crap I tried to make the kids eat.

Posted by: Michelle's Arms at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (WrMht)

157 Off stupid sock

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (Fmupd)

158 "*Taps chin...pulls beard* Well, he's married to Melania and they have a son. I suspect his 'pitch' is vigorous"

----------------

And bigly, yugely bigly.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (cOHS7)

159 Did we cover the enchanted press conference?

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (jw2Xw)

160 What if I wrote a piece for this blog called "Trump's Hair Is Making America Great Again"?

Makes me want to smack you just for saying that.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (nQHw/)

161 >>How many voters does it take to change a lightworker?

Have to beat the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (NOIQH)

162 The left's insanity is well illustrated by their adoration of zero their hero and his beard.

Posted by: ' at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (BO/km)

163 Speaking of Bernie. Have seen WZ as to his wanting to take away religious freedom?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (Fmupd)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR SOCK ON.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

164 With those little hands of course Trump can toss the hell out of a baseball.

Posted by: Ben Sasse at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (ZFUt7)

165 Indeed Donald Trump's hair will save America. It's like a cathedral roof swathed in the golden light of dawn. A pumpkin perestroika, if you will, that will usher in a glasnost of the soul.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

166 It's gotta be embarrassing for Barry to have people constantly swoon over his wife's masculine arms but never about his.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2017 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

Well...the same folks swooned over my moobs but never Michelle's boobs.

So, it all works out.

Posted by: Former President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (9q7Dl)

167 146 It took Leftists from other countries a long time after the fact to blame Stalin for anything. There were US Leftists who swore the Ukrainian Democide was fake news
Posted by: Skip
_________

Completely made up, like Cambodia's Killing Fields. Now I'll be the first to admit that Pol Pot may have been indirectly responsible for up to 10,000 deaths . . .

Posted by: Noam Chomsky at February 03, 2017 06:55 PM (77i7V)

168 158>> Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (cOHS7)

I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2017 06:56 PM (6z9sL)

169 It would be cute if Barron threw the first pitch at a game.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:56 PM (Om16U)

170 "Obama was a compact fluorescent lightworker. Slow and dim."

-----------------

But flashy and the left loves flashy.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 06:56 PM (cOHS7)

171 Honey Scalpweasel don't give a shit.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2017 06:56 PM (XoldI)

172 Hearing on the radio that a federal judge in Seattle has blocked Trump's immigration measures, effective nationwide.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 03, 2017 06:56 PM (ul9CR)

173
In retrospect Obama was a lightworker,as in light workload

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 03, 2017 06:57 PM (lKyWE)

174 If you haven't seen TepidAir yet, try and guess who wrote an article with this headline:

Sorry, liberal elites: People quite like the big bad boy in the White House

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2017 06:57 PM (4YGWz)

175 174 Jazz Shaw?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:57 PM (Om16U)

176 163 Speaking of Bernie. Have seen WZ as to his wanting to take away religious freedom?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at February 03, 2017 06:53 PM (Fmupd)
____

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR SOCK ON.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
___________

Y'all keep me laughing.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2017 06:57 PM (77i7V)

177 As is usually pointed out: Intelligent people aren't perpetually bored. Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2017 06:51 PM (NOIQH)
=====

BHO was a cipher as far as any substance -- 'present' -- but boy, howdy, I am old enough to remember Jarrett and Ayers (and the rest). My yelling about bombers and slumlords in the White House went totally over my kids' heads. The only thing that gave them pause was the total lack of writing from the 'editor' of HLR. Every one they had ever met through my various jobs brought up Harvard or Yale and if they were so good, their accepted writings even to little kids.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 03, 2017 06:58 PM (MIKMs)

178 I'm a better speech writer than my speechwriters. I know more about policies than my policy directors. I'll be a better political director than my political directors.
Barack Obama
I paraphrased.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 03, 2017 06:58 PM (8cEQL)

179 Sorry, liberal elites: People quite like the big bad boy in the White House

Don't let poopy see that.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2017 06:59 PM (qUNWi)

180 "Obama was a compact fluorescent lightworker. Slow and dim."

-----------------

But flashy and the left loves flashy.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly

he is the atomic beam of light workers

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:00 PM (cPsPa)

181 In answer to your closing query:

To be embarrassed you must feel shame.
To feel shame you must have a moral code.

Leftists recognize no morality, only legality.

Posted by: bensdad00 at February 03, 2017 07:00 PM (Joi9z)

182 well, now he is back to working with black lights in the basement

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:00 PM (cPsPa)

183 The glowstick of lightworkers

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:00 PM (7qAYi)

184 how long until obama starts something literally treacherous?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:01 PM (cPsPa)

185 'Is Obama an enlightened being?' is worth reading for the lulz.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:01 PM (LTHVh)

186 And if you don't agree with us about lightbringers, Michael's arms, or a black man's unusual ability to read out loud, we'll break your windows, mace you, and stove your head in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (vJ33W)

187 184 how long until obama starts something literally treacherous?
Posted by: yankeefifth
_________

1995?

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (77i7V)

188 he has to be jonesing to get back into his pyramid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (cPsPa)

189 "Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2017 06:56 PM (6z9sL)"

----------------

It was in the shower, I just turned aroujnd....NO. It was in a gold and marble mens restroom. All of the golden urinals were staffed and I had to saddle up next to Donald. BTW, if you take piss next to Trump, he'll introduce himself and tell you to call him Donald....anyhoo, I heard some coins hit the marble floor and BOOM, looking straight at the golden member.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (cOHS7)

190 He's a lightworker, alright; light in the pants I'd say.

Posted by: jbspry at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (lP8dE)

191 Michelle is an army of darkness.

Posted by: Bruce Campbell at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (QX0Xt)

192 It's like reading the futurist literature from the 1800s and the future utopia is run on super-efficient steam engines.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:03 PM (LTHVh)

193
As bad as it was think of the damage that could've been done if Obama had Presidents Trump's drive and work ethic

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 03, 2017 07:03 PM (lKyWE)

194 He's a lightworker, alright; light in the pants I'd say.

Certainly light in the loafers to hear it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:04 PM (LTHVh)

195 he wants to get back to thermopylae so he can reenact how he led his army victory over the 300.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:04 PM (cPsPa)

196 If looks could kill, Michelle would always be surrounded by corpses.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2017 07:04 PM (XoldI)

197 Did we cover the enchanted press conference?
Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (jw2Xw)

"Enchanted"? What happened, did Spicer turn the CNN guy into a newt?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:04 PM (NQv6N)

198

Light in the loafers

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (LaGD2)

199 Then Donald told me, "Hey I'm a shower."

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (cOHS7)

200 From 6 years ago at Diana West's blog, this being written 18 months before the consulate attack. "Obama on Libya" http://tinyurl.com/hffvsgt

A nice quote from that time since the intervention in Libya was supposedly driven to prevent a massacre of rebels in Benghazi by Qaddafi.

"Obama has saved his good name on Benghazi for the history books."

That worked out well.

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (d3wbb)

201 Shit's getting real.

Federal judge in Seattle issues a nationwide order stopping Trump's travel ban. Judge basically accepts the former temp AG Yates argument that Trump had a religiously biased intent in issuing what presumably would be a lawful order.

Judge is wrong six ways to Sunday.

The fight with the Deep State is the next big front for the Trumpsters. It'll include Leftist lower court judges.
Guarantee Leftist judges will cheat to grab hot cases that should be assigned randomly.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D)

202 We need a Gub Thread this weekend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (LTHVh)

203 Watching Lou Dobbs is uplifting.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at February 03, 2017 07:06 PM (CLKfs)

204 Then Donald told me, "Hey I'm a shower."

Hot and cold?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:06 PM (LTHVh)

205 165 Indeed Donald Trump's hair will save America. ...

There is more to it than it seems:
http://tinyurl.com/glfjkdf

Posted by: Wontsubmit at February 03, 2017 07:06 PM (zj+JZ)

206 time after time people who were in the same class with bo at Harvard when asked about seeing him or remembering, sort of demure and say that they don't exactly remember him, but maybe, just maybe they saw him (or someone like him) in cafeteria or something...I just dont know why the light of our age was not memorable. complete mystery

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2017 07:06 PM (c6/9Q)

207 Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2017 06:54 PM (jw2Xw)
Those were the stupidest questions I've ever heard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 03, 2017 07:06 PM (8cEQL)

208

Off to fancy schmancy Super Bowl soirees. Will bting news from the front

Meanwhile, business in Houston Texas is tickled pink with Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (LaGD2)

209 Mooch has a horrible tone of voice and a perpetual scowl. Definitely New Soviet Democrat Woman.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 03, 2017 06:30 PM (Om16U)

Gah, my pastor friend and I were having breakfast yesterday morning and some woman was on the TV, I forget who know, and he brought up that he thought Michael Obama was pretty.

I laughed, then said I thought Melania is a hottie. He smirked and said he didn't agree, that she was "made up" or something. I let it go.

This is the one married to the paranoid Hispanic chick, so they're probably never going to like anything Trump related. So I let him pay for breakfast.

Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

210 189>> Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:02 PM (cOHS7)

We're all friends here. Just admit you were gazing. Enviously. Adoringly. Longingly. Bigley.

Posted by: Teh Golden Scalpweasel, Honeybadger of the Swamp at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (6z9sL)

211 Well I was going to eat dinner....

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (Enq6K)

212 Light weight for sure. This guy will go down as the least qualified president ever. A successful politician yes but so what politicians are scum.

Posted by: ' at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (BO/km)

213 In terms of content: can't you picture all the leftists touching themselves as they read it? It will comfort them during their sojourn in the desert.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (nQ10o)

214 A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.

Posted by: Bill C at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (XoldI)

215 I'm sure Obama will keep his feet wet in the sewer of the left.
they honestly have totally lost their minds.
we really need to take a left clue, and help defund our protaganists.
quit funding them to screw us!

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:08 PM (R7cwD)

216 We need a Gub Thread this weekend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (LTHVh)

I ain't googling that, no way. I've learned my lesson.

Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 07:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

217 I want you to love me for my mind, not my arms.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 03, 2017 07:08 PM (QX0Xt)

218 Light weight for sure. This guy will go down as the least qualified president ever.

Certainly the least intelligent in my lifetime and I go back to Ike.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (LTHVh)

219 106 - So where does that leave Obama? Can he capture and run the Inner D Party to be a power broker? Or is he done.
Posted by: Ignoramus
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The power structure of the Democratic Party is up-for-grabs. We'll see if the white hot Communist rage can be domesticated. If I were a Democrat, I'd be scared at how radicalized the base has become. On our side, the Tea Party was working within existing norms; the left's equivalent to the Tea Party likes to set fires and throw bricks.

That's one reason that Obama won't lead the opposition: he's simply not radical enough. For example, the left suddenly, after eight years, cares about civilian casualties of American military actions again. President Dronestrike isn't going to lead those folks. And he's not going to lead them on many of their other insane shit, either. He can't. Because amazing as this may seem, ***Barack Obama represents the rightmost boundary of the national Democratic party***

But the main reason that Obama won't lead the opposition is that he's a lazy fuck. He was good at exactly one thing: promoting Barack Obama. He had no interest or skill in promoting anyone else.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (xN1DB)

220 174 If you haven't seen TepidAir yet, try and guess who wrote an article with this headline:

Sorry, liberal elites: People quite like the big bad boy in the White House

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2017 06:57 PM (4YGWz)

++++

I wonder if you really know the answer. The headline comes from their "Headlines" section; that is, links to other sites. The link goes to a Piers Morgan piece at the Daily Mail, but the actual piece has a different headline: "Trump's no monster... and he's not mad either: While the liberal elites literally lose their minds the polls show that common-sense people quite like the big bad boy in the White House".

Whew, that's a wordy headline. But, we still don't know who wrote it. Some editor, not Morgan, probably wrote the headline at the Daily Mail, and the tweaked headline you asked about would have been written by some unknown somebody at Hot Air.

Unless you do know?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (R+30W)

221 201 Shit's getting real.

Federal judge in Seattle issues a nationwide order stopping Trump's travel ban. Judge basically accepts the former temp AG Yates argument that Trump had a religiously biased intent in issuing what presumably would be a lawful order.

Judge is wrong six ways to Sunday.

The fight with the Deep State is the next big front for the Trumpsters. It'll include Leftist lower court judges.
Guarantee Leftist judges will cheat to grab hot cases that should be assigned randomly.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D)

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There's a good (and Constitutionally legal) way to stop these judicial shenanigans. Start impeaching them.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (Fmupd)

222 We need a Gub Thread this weekend.

Posted by: Grump

hk has released info on their new 433

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (cPsPa)

223 Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (Sfs6o)

224 Not many beautiful people on the left, is there? Most can be said about the guys is 'they have clever diction', and for the women? But 'she has a unique personality.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (zLDYs)

225
There's a good (and Constitutionally legal) way to stop these judicial shenanigans. Start impeaching them.
Posted by: Soona at February

frivolous law suit meet frivolous ruling.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:10 PM (cPsPa)

226 Embarassment requires shame, and the Left has none left.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 03, 2017 07:10 PM (MZcWR)

227 a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to... help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment.

Jenna Jameson accomplished that with her cooter
in the 90s.

Posted by: wooga at February 03, 2017 07:11 PM (3I7wr)

228 Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?
Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (Sfs6o)

Ummmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2017 07:11 PM (5VlCp)

229 Hot and cold?

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Hot, cold. hot tub, ice box. Pretty much any temp, but not luke warm for some reason.

How do I know? Donald took me over to a swim party at Joey the Paste's house. It was a wild night but let me tell you that Dr. Jill is a tiger in the sack...love sack....in the pool.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:11 PM (cOHS7)

230 Looks like Facebook has scrubbed Milo's page. Its still there, but it has zero content on it now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

231 "Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?"

Hate the Pats so rooting for AZ.

But not watching it.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)

232
Jenna Jameson accomplished that with her cooter in the 90s.
Posted by: wooga at February 03, 2017 07:11 PM (3I7wr)

Bitch gets all the credit

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at February 03, 2017 07:12 PM (lKyWE)

233 ugh, remember all the halos of their perfectly creased pants g-d?

they have sukd for a very long time.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:12 PM (R7cwD)

234 Breathless reporting- Eric Trump's trip to Uraguay cast taxpayers 97,000+ change. Get back to me when he surpasses Killary's million miles or Barky's 90 mil in vacations. M-ESAD.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2017 07:13 PM (LAaEa)

235 Judge basically accepts the former temp AG Yates argument that Trump had a religiously biased intent in issuing what presumably would be a lawful order.

That's a retarded argument, soon to be thrown out. Why they do this I can only guess at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2017 07:13 PM (39g3+)

236
Ummmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2017 07:11 PM (5VlCp)
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Are you sure? Because I don't recall mentioning this thing about the Super Bowl here before. Unless it was maybe last year, when I also didn't give a shit.

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:13 PM (Sfs6o)

237 >>> "Enchanted"? What happened, did Spicer turn the CNN guy into a newt?

Some reporter asked Obama about his most enchanted moment at the White House.

I was left with the impression that the reporter was telling him that he was gay and willing.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2017 07:13 PM (jw2Xw)

238 Christopher it looks as if they really are attempting a coup.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:14 PM (R7cwD)

239 King Con was nothing more than Moslem plant selected by Griggory Swartz aka George Soros

Posted by: A man from Nantucket at February 03, 2017 07:14 PM (VV4qd)

240 "Klein had to stop here and have a cigarette."

Now that right there, that is funny.

Posted by: Moran Moran at February 03, 2017 07:14 PM (GdgAM)

241 "... and he brought up that he thought Michael Obama was pretty.

I laughed, then said I thought Melania is a hottie. He smirked and said he didn't agree, that she was "made up" or something. I let it go. "

Ha. Not nice of a pastor to lie like that, but it could be fun. If you get a chance, next time ask every black man nearby to choose between the two.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 03, 2017 07:14 PM (vJ33W)

242 The Cult of personality stuff with Barry was meant for the leftish proles and was a useful tool of the Inner Party.

The whackos in the street were never affected by it in any serious way, if at all. To them, Teh One was, at best, a means to an end, and, at worst, an obstacle to progress.

The SJW's and snowflakes represented a sort of middle-ground between the Inner Party and the whack-a-proles on the streets. It was to them that the cult was directed, and they were the most devout of its votaries, precisely because he gave them what they wanted, and even anticipated their desires.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 03, 2017 07:16 PM (/33sy)

243 Q13 FOX in Seattle is absolutely giddy over this Marxist judges ruling. Amazon and MS pushed this.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 03, 2017 07:16 PM (ymRuQ)

244 Jenna Jameson accomplished that with her cooter in the 90s.
Posted by: wooga at February

well, she cold never have done it without her dad managing her business.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:16 PM (cPsPa)

245 We need a Trump tweet on this ruling against his order.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (3myMJ)

246 Obama's not the Word made flesh; Michelle Obama's arms are.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (dargh)

247 well, she cold never have done it without her dad managing her business.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:16 PM (cPsPa)

how gross is that?

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (R7cwD)

248 "Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (Sfs6o)"

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Yeah me neither until the left went full on HATE New England. I'm thinking hey, I hate New England, WTH. So now, rooting for Brady and New England. I figure they win by 30-42 points. But I don't watch football.

One thing though, Donald did tell me him and Vlad hooked up Brady with his fifth win. So bet big. But more importantly, wrangle a way to take a piss next to Donald Trump. Man Living YUGELY.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (cOHS7)

249 Well I was going to eat dinner....
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:07 PM (Enq6K)

...but you have to fix your mouse first?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (NQv6N)

250 Thing is, that drivel is exhibit A as to why none of those writers mentioned are remotely serious human beings. They're basically idiots masquerading as serious thinkers. In fact, their "analysis" is like tissue paper. Never thinking more than 1 mm below the surface and taking literally ever word a lying, bullshit artist, narcissist politician says as the gospel truth.

They are but the high priests of the Obama cult of government worshippers.

Posted by: deadrody at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (W15tP)

251 Judges that make frivolous decisions (that they know 100% are going to be thrown out) need to be impeached and disbarred.

This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 03, 2017 07:18 PM (qgUJH)

252 richard fernandez has a good piece up. one of the commenters discusses how the immigration policy put into effect last week was a "shock event" designed by Bannon to shake up the system.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:18 PM (cPsPa)

253 The glowstick of lightworkers

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:00 PM (7qAYi)
...........

The Mickey Mouse night light of lightworkers.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)

254 221 201 Shit's getting real.

Federal judge in Seattle issues a nationwide order stopping Trump's travel ban. Judge basically accepts the former temp AG Yates argument that Trump had a religiously biased intent in issuing what presumably would be a lawful order.

Judge is wrong six ways to Sunday.

The fight with the Deep State is the next big front for the Trumpsters. It'll include Leftist lower court judges.
Guarantee Leftist judges will cheat to grab hot cases that should be assigned randomly.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D)

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There's a good (and Constitutionally legal) way to stop these judicial shenanigans. Start impeaching them.
Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (Fmupd)

Outside of the Supreme Court can Federal judges issue orders for the entire country?

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (7qAYi)

255 50 Still thinking about the Newsweek thing, 2018 is going to be a blowout like this country has never seen before. The problem with that is it gives the RINO pigs room to roam.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM (97XyN)

'Splain, please

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (nQ10o)

256 Reason I know Milo's Facebook page has been leaned on is that a post I commented on and someone responded to now comes back with an error; its not there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (39g3+)

257 Actually, Kurt Shlichter just won an awesome victory against Clock Boy's dad for Ben Shapiro.

Don't smear people just because they speak the facts about Trump. Yeah he's doing some good things and is about 5000% better than Hillary.

But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.

Let's tell the truth here.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (laMCB)

258 Super Bowl - I never much liked the Patsies, but now that the left is all down on Brady I want to see him win the game and be the Big Star....

And then, when he's being interviewed as he will be at the end of the game, he can suddenly turn his back to the camera, drop his pants, and bend over, showing the world TRUMP!!! in huge block letters on his jockeys.

Now that would be the Superest of all Super Bowls!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (YsaNw)

259 I want President Trump to sign an EO requiring Jessica Tarlov to shut that unfortunate mouth.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:20 PM (Gv7El)

260 Uh oh.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 03, 2017 07:20 PM (qgUJH)

261 >>>"Obama was a compact fluorescent lightworker. Slow and dim."<<<

I was thinking more like LED lightworker: Low Energy Doofus.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2017 07:20 PM (2BjYu)

262 Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:09 PM (Sfs6o)
.............

But somebody said Lady Ga-Ga was singing at halftime. You really wanna see that, right?

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2017 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

263 It's hard to get rid of a federal judge.

Big problems with this ruling. It purports to be nationwide. It has immediate effect. It stops the President from acting in an area where he has clearly delegated Congressional authority -- what, anyone form these seven countries has an unfettered right to come in now -- that's the effect. And any appeal is in the crazy luck of the draw Ninth Circuit.

This opinion has to be stopped. Which means this shithhead is creating a Constitutional crisis where the end result has to be that the federal courts lose. Anything else invites anarchy -- I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:20 PM (SIY7D)

264 54 "Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't
even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment,
as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an
instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your
role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over
flesh, over color, over despair. The other great leaders I've heard
guide us towards a better politics, but Obama is, at his best, able to
call us back to our highest selves, to the place where America exists as
a glittering ideal, and where we, its honored inhabitants, seem capable
of achieving it, and thus of sharing in its meaning and transcendence."

When I read this kind of crud, it sounds like someone reviewing a bottle of wine.

It's frikkin wine

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2017 06:35 PM (8ikIW)
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This Klein Vineyards Obama 2008 has a chocolate nose, dark berries and a musky, exciting finish!

Posted by: Von Ribbentwat at February 03, 2017 07:21 PM (EnKk6)

265 you know, after watching lots of Trump's nominees get sworn in, swearing to defend the Constitution, it occurred to me to look up the oath the supremes take. the supremes do not swear to defend the Constitution. supremes should be required to swear to defend the Constitution, it will make it easier to get rid of justices that seek to wreck the Constitution..

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:21 PM (cPsPa)

266 256 Reason I know Milo's Facebook page has been leaned on is that a post I commented on and someone responded to now comes back with an error; its not there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (39g3+)

@nero's Twitter account went the way of the dodo a while back.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:21 PM (laMCB)

267 That's a retarded argument, soon to be thrown out. Why they do this I can only guess at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2017 07:13 PM (39g3+)

Never give a inch!

Posted by: Zombie Ken Kesey at February 03, 2017 07:21 PM (UDXti)

268 Oops, Nazi sock off!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 03, 2017 07:21 PM (EnKk6)

269 I mostly want the Falcons to lose. This is kind of shaping up like HRC vs DT.

Posted by: ' at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (BO/km)

270
how gross is that?

You misspelled sick puke

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (lKyWE)

271 Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?

Posted by: Weasel

I care so little about who wins I do not even care whether or not you care.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (cPsPa)

272 half time entertainment - PUPPY BOWL!!!!

on animal planet, seriously it's always better than whatever stupid show the NFL puts on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (YsaNw)

273 Lest We Forget, yeah no shit , its almost as if Obama left office only 3 weeks ago from his 8 long years in office.
Thanks for refreshing my memory I totally forgot all that stuff.

Posted by: JROD at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (Ax5Cx)

274 This opinion has to be stopped. Which means this shithhead is creating a Constitutional crisis where the end result has to be that the federal courts lose. Anything else invites anarchy -- I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:20 PM (SIY7D)

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How fast can a higher court get on this? Can SCOTUS issue a stay on this order until they can review it? Something like that?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (qgUJH)

275 What if I wrote a piece for this blog called "Trump's Hair Is Making America Great Again"?

I thought the Golden Scalp Weasel gave him super powers. You know, like Samson.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

276 Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

===

well.

well.

well.

Sure is special having these Nevertrumpers show back up and INSTRUCT us idiot Trump voters on how to behave.

Please do go on.

I'll be over here pissing on the floor.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (Gv7El)

277 ...but you have to fix your mouse first?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:17 PM (NQv6N)

It's fixed! Well, so far anyway. Every since I opened it up and gave it a blow job.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (Enq6K)

278 Comment at FR about the latest stay against Trump's refugee halt:

"most likely moot: a week ago the Trump administration simply canceled all visas from the six [7?] countries: those visas no longer exist. Would be surprised if a Federal court has the ability to take the visa process away from the Executive branch and administer itself."

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:23 PM (3myMJ)

279 How about Michelle's butt instead?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/derrieres.jpg

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2017 07:23 PM (nlbfN)

280 >>> One thing though, Donald did tell me him and Vlad hooked up Brady with his fifth win. So bet big.

Belichek sounds rather Eastern bloc, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2017 07:23 PM (jw2Xw)

281 Friends don't let friends immanentise the eschaton...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 03, 2017 07:23 PM (kP16F)

282 It's fixed! Well, so far anyway. Every since I opened it up and gave it a blow job.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (Enq6K)

==================

I just popped in ... and will now pop out ...
LOL at the Ezra Klein blow job. Just imaging how much worse it would have been had he not been a "journalist" ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2017 07:24 PM (mt8X9)

283 281 Friends don't let friends immanentise the eschaton...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 03, 2017 07:23 PM (kP16F)
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Don't listen to him.

Kick out the jams!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 03, 2017 07:24 PM (EnKk6)

284 But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (laMCB)

I get the impression that the Trump org chart is more vertical than horizontal. Makes for easier accountability.

Posted by: Teh Golden Scalpweasel, Honeybadger of the Swamp at February 03, 2017 07:24 PM (6z9sL)

285 "Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?"

Hate the Pats so rooting for AZ.

But not watching it.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)

I actually am rooting for the Patriots so Brady can shove that trophy up Gooddell's ass.

Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 07:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

286 Hey, wasn't Milo supposed to be Skyped on the press briefing today?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 03, 2017 07:25 PM (EnKk6)

287 richard fernandez has a good piece up. one of the commenters discusses how the immigration policy put into effect last week was a "shock event" designed by Bannon to shake up the system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:18 PM (cPsPa)

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Hast thou a link?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:25 PM (NQv6N)

288 But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

who cares. accidents happen. everything was easily corrected. cjcs is not kicked off simply not always invited.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:26 PM (cPsPa)

289 "Outside of the Supreme Court can Federal judges issue orders for the entire country?"

Supposed to be rare. Especially in the context of a temporary restraining order, and especially where claims of irreparable harm are dubious.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:26 PM (SIY7D)

290 It's fixed! Well, so far anyway. Every since I opened it up and gave it a blow job.
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:22 PM (Enq6K)

Excellent! Blow jobs are good cures for many ills.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (NQv6N)

291 But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (laMCB)

Bringing Bannon on was dumb?

I think Hurricane Dumbfuck might be more appropriate here.

Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

292 Just saw the video of the president signing his executive order today. I think I spied a small statue of Andrew Jackson on horseback sitting on the table behind his desk. As a matter of fact it's directly behind his head.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (JSovD)

293 14 months.

14 fucking months of being called "Trumpiod, Trumpstick, Trumphumper, Trumpkin".

14 months of " He CAN'T". Orange Cheeto Baboon Hillary plant heisjustaDemocrat "NO DIFFEREENCE BETWEEN THE TWO"

Well FUCK YOU SIDEWISE NEVERTRUMP ASSWIPE.

He did. And you DID NOT.

And you are as wrong as you were 14 months ago.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (Gv7El)

294 235
Judge basically accepts the former temp AG Yates argument that Trump
had a religiously biased intent in issuing what presumably would be a
lawful order.

***

If it were a religiously biased decision wouldn't it include ALL muslim countries not just the shittiest ones?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (18h+i)

295 BTW, Chance the Rapper [sic] is coming out with a line of "Thank you Obama" clothing. So in about 6 months remember to do an online search of most-wanted photos and see how many are wearing "Thank you Obama" shirts. (And, no, there is no comma in the statement.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (nlbfN)

296 >>But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.

>>Let's tell the truth here.

Well as long as we are going to tell the truth, you first. Trump did not kick the CJCS or the the DNI off the NSC. Fake news.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

297
richard fernandez has a good piece up. one of the commenters discusses how the immigration policy put into effect last week was a "shock event" designed by Bannon to shake up the system.Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:18 PM (cPsPa)

Shock event? He did exactly what he said he was going to for over a year on the campaign trail

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (lKyWE)

298 Is this Luntz's Dunces on Fox News right now?

Posted by: logprof at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (GsAUU)

299 Has anyone here ever heard of a mouse refusing a blow job?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (cOHS7)

300 But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting
Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of
the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card
piece.

Let's tell the truth here.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (laMCB)

All pales in comparison to the rollout and implementation of Obamacare which affected millions more people.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (Enq6K)

301 My banning , please , Mr. Muse.

I am so drunk I won't even feel it.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:29 PM (Gv7El)

302 This is a cautionary tale of what happens to folks that think radicals are cool. Fay Stender:

http://bit.ly/2kbqGPz

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 03, 2017 07:29 PM (iLoHX)

303 According to the State Dept 60,000 visas have been revoked fro people from the problem countries.

Hard to come in without an approved visa, no matter some judge says.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

304 But he's also done some dumb stuff like putting Bannon on and kicking the CJCS and DNI off the NSC. And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.

Let's tell the truth here.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

Ok, let's tell the truth.

The memo

"The Director of National Intelligence and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff shall attend where issues pertaining to their responsibilities and expertise are to be discussed. "

mmmm, SHALL ATTEND.

Not kicked, not banned. Nope. Shall Attend.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2017 07:29 PM (4YGWz)

305 Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl?

Word has it that some Houston folks are betting on the Astros.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 03, 2017 07:30 PM (3C9q2)

306 As soon as the Hurricane blew in, I knew it was going to go nuclear.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 03, 2017 07:30 PM (qgUJH)

307

A nuclear power plant is just an enormous super efficient steam engine. With radioactivity.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 07:30 PM (ZFUt7)

308 richard fernandez has a good piece up. one of the commenters discusses how the immigration policy put into effect last week was a "shock event" designed by Bannon to shake up the system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:18 PM (cPsPa)

-------------

Hast thou a link?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable

https://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2017/02/02/cant-close/

the comment referring to the shock event was written by a commenter named "ljgiude"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:30 PM (cPsPa)

309 Epic post by Vox Day today:

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2017/02/never-ever-accept-refugees.html

Read the whole damn thing. I have often compared our immigration situation to ancient Rome, but to focus even more on refugees in particular is especially enlightening and never occurred to me until reading the quoted passages.

Posted by: logprof at February 03, 2017 07:30 PM (GsAUU)

310 "Have I mentioned that I do not give a shit about who wins the Super Bowl? Have I mentioned that?"
................

My grandson is coming over so I'll root for whoever he's rooting for.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2017 07:31 PM (HgMAr)

311 Brown Starfish was the one in cafeteria corner giggling with his two buddies.

Posted by: gNewt at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (VXbIB)

312 Anybody got a cig I can bum?

Posted by: Tami's Mouse at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (W6Ch1)

313 "If it were a religiously biased decision wouldn't it include ALL muslim countries not just the shittiest ones?"

Plaintiff is the State of Washington, which shouldn't have standing here, for openers.

Plaintiff argues that what Trump said during the campaign about wanting to keep all Muslims out controls.

The judge and the plaintiff are asking for a beat down. Otherwise this sets a horrific precedent, where all you need is a friendly judge to fuck up basic operations of the federal government because someone alleges a bad motive.

This is the end result of where the Critical Legal Studies movement gets you.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (SIY7D)

314 I actually am rooting for the Patriots so Brady can shove that trophy up Gooddell's ass.
Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 07:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

I can see that idea too. It's a win-win this year.

I'll look the score up at some point.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (3myMJ)

315 >>> Has anyone here ever heard of a mouse refusing a blow job?
Asking for a friend.

He's just not that into you, Minnie.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (jw2Xw)

316 DO IT

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (Gv7El)

317 In any case, his freshness and persona probably contributed to the fact that the predictable riots, while anticapitalist and antiglobalist, were not in their focus anti-American. This was a welcome relief. It won't last forever, and let's enjoy it while we can. Michelle Obama enjoyed a well-deserved triumph, representing her country with grace and elegance. She continued to signal a secret conservatism by demonstrating support for the right to bare arms. I very much wish that were my joke and not that of the editor Jason Epstein.

--Peggy Noonan

The Wall Street Journal: April 3, 2009

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (TJx8f)

318 According to the State Dept 60,000 visas have been revoked fro people from the problem countries.
Hard to come in without an approved visa, no matter some judge says.
Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

Judge: You can't stop Muslim immigrants from coming here.
DJT: Sure we can. We revoked their visas.
Judge: D'oh!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (NQv6N)

319 295 BTW, Chance the Rapper [sic] is coming out with a line of "Thank you Obama" clothing.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2017 07:28 PM (nlbfN)

Good thing he added "The Rapper" to his name. Now there's no confusing him with Chance the District Attorney or Chance the Astronaut.

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (7qAYi)

320 279
How about Michelle's butt instead?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/derrieres.jpg

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2017 07:23 PM (nlbfN)

Michelle my Belle!

Posted by: Sir-Mix-A-Lot at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (XoldI)

321
The judge and the plaintiff are asking for a beat down. Otherwise this sets a horrific precedent, where all you need is a friendly judge to fuck up basic operations of the federal government because someone alleges a bad motive.

This is the end result of where the Critical Legal Studies movement gets you.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (SIY7D)

As I've said before, there's dozens of Prog scum federal judges out there foaming at the mouth to do exactly this. Rewrite the law in their favor no matter what it takes.

Posted by: Country Boy - Long Suffering Lions Fan at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (Jcg9Q)

322 Sad new for folks in Great Lakes region: Columbus Zoo announced our beloved black rhino (no jokes pls) died at age 28 today. Lived 10 years past life expectancy.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (nQ10o)

323 Anybody got a cig I can bum?
Posted by: Tami's Mouse at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (W6Ch1)

I heard it was so hot the desk lamp smoked one. Maybe it has more.

Posted by: Mathers at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (3myMJ)

324 Anybody got a cig I can bum?Posted by: Tami's Mouse

Not until you chew some gum.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (ZFUt7)

325 Shock event? He did exactly what he said he was going to for over a year on the campaign trail
Posted by: Linda Lovelace at February

the point is not that he did what he said he would do or that it was shocking that he did what he said he would. the point of the "shock event" phrase is that the implementation was shocking in that people did not expect him to do so, the way that it was done and timing were unanticipated, and its impact to the opposition was shocking. you may imagine that the left, evidenced by their response, was nearly literally shocked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (cPsPa)

326 316 DO IT
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (Gv7El)

Ban you for what? Cussing? On *this* blog??

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (NQv6N)

327 Our mail didn't come today. It has been getting later and later in the day, and now today - nothing. What the hell.

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (Sfs6o)

328 Mortimer, dear, calm down LOL

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (R7cwD)

329 325 Shock event? He did exactly what he said he was going to for over a year on the campaign trail
Posted by: Linda Lovelace at February

the point is not that he did what he said he would do or that it was shocking that he did what he said he would. the point of the "shock event" phrase is that the implementation was shocking in that people did not expect him to do so, the way that it was done and timing were unanticipated, and its impact to the opposition was shocking. you may imagine that the left, evidenced by their response, was nearly literally shocked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (cPsPa)

Two lib friends told me within the last few days that they literally can't sleep at night. I have not one iota of sympathy for them.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 03, 2017 07:36 PM (nQ10o)

330 lmro.
ignore the troll. and uhm uhmmm (hands on knees yoga time) , it's all good.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:36 PM (R7cwD)

331 I just noticed that Diana West's blog was mentioned in the post. She was a strong Trump supporter from very early on. She had a series of dozens of posts entitled "The Post-Constitutional Election" starting in January 2016. You can look them up in her archives.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2017 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

332 Good thing he added "The Rapper" to his name. Now there's no confusing him with Chance the District Attorney or Chance the Astronaut.
Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (7qAYi)

Ahem

Posted by: Chance the Gardener at February 03, 2017 07:36 PM (GsAUU)

333 Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2017 07:34 PM (Sfs6o)

+++

Save for Sundays and holidays, have you never had a day when you did not get mail at all?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 03, 2017 07:36 PM (Ivjge)

334 Rush said that the word on the street is that there will be "spontaneous" pop up demonstrations in Houston on Sunday.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2017 07:37 PM (JSovD)

335 DO IT

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (Gv7El)

You better calm down before you pop a fetzer valve. Do you know how much a replacement costs?

I didn't think so.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 03, 2017 07:37 PM (d76uN)

336 1) Indonesia
2) Pakistan
3) India
4) Bangladesh
5) Nigeria
6) Egypt
7) Iran

Turkey
9) Algeria
10) Morocco

One, ONE of the top 10 Muslim countries is on the Immigration EO. If it was based on the Muslim religion, they all would be.

So suck it judge. Another attention whore.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (Enq6K)

337 Rara Avis! Alba Avis!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (hKi6n)

338 Lady, I actually did until they started lighting womens hair on fire and beating their opponents, now I look at them as You are with THEM, or you start frantically writing your disdain for them

just like those moderate muslims. When I expected it of them.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (R7cwD)

339 322 Sad new for folks in Great Lakes region: Columbus Zoo announced our beloved black rhino (no jokes pls)

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 03, 2017 07:33 PM (nQ10o)

--Damn, I want to make a Harambe joke.

Posted by: logprof at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (GsAUU)

340 M (cPsPa)

266 256 Reason I know Milo's Facebook page has been leaned on is that a post I commented on and someone responded to now comes back with an error; its not there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (39g3+)

@nero's Twitter account went the way of the dodo a while back.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:21 PM (laMCB)

Facebook not twitter. You are as intelligent as always I see.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (cAnNx)

341 Is religion even mentioned in the EO?

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (XoldI)

342 334 Rush said that the word on the street is that there will be "spontaneous" pop up demonstrations in Houston on Sunday.
Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2017 07:37 PM (JSovD)

I don't think the Texas Rangers will be standing around doing nothing.

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (7qAYi)

343 Two lib friends told me within the last few days that they literally can't sleep at night. I have not one iota of sympathy for them.Posted by: Ladylibertarian�

Tell them that not sleeping at night is strongly associated with early onset Alzheimer's. Let them try to square that circle.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (ZFUt7)

344 Rush said that the word on the street is that there will be "spontaneous" pop up demonstrations in Houston on Sunday.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2017 07:37 PM (JSovD)

Maybe the locals can start a whack-a-mole tournament

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (6z9sL)

345 312
Anybody got a cig I can bum?

Posted by: Tami's Mouse at February 03, 2017 07:32 PM (W6Ch1)

NO...you'll get ashes in there. Damn meese.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (Enq6K)

346 Is religion even mentioned in the EO?
Posted by: davidt

Nope.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (4YGWz)

347 It helps if you clean the mouse balls too. A little soap and water gets em nice and clean.

Posted by: oh Mickey you're so fine you blow my mind at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (BO/km)

348 Hurricane LaFawndah,
Bannon was a naval officer for 7 years. Has a masters degree in national security studies from Georgetown, MBA from Hahvard, and served as an aide to the Chief of Naval Operations among other things. I left out a lot because Pixy doesn't like me.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxlyooz

He is a hell of lot more qualified than a lot of people that have served on the NSC.

Next time, do your homework.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (R15Tp)

349 I wish I had wine, so I could get a drunk on.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (R7cwD)

350 Feed your head, Mort -- not the trolls!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (kP16F)

351 Don't forget the artwork!
http://tinyurl.com/cyrncn

I remember us all snarking about the top one here at the HQ.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 03, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

352 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2017 07:40 PM (KCxzN)

353 Our mail didn't come today. It has been getting later and later in the day, and now today - nothing. What the hell.
Posted by: Wease

has something of a sit down with our mailman the other day. let him know I am not too happy with his performance and that if he could not do a better deal in improving the amount of cash flowing into our mailbox I was going to have to make some changes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 03, 2017 07:40 PM (cPsPa)

354 Ok I still am not banned. Or dead.

I DO NOT get the Nevertrumpers and their straining at gnats.

This man has done more in TWO FUCKING WEEKS than the sum total of Republican Shitbirds have accompliched in 20 years.

Is your wish list not fullfilled?

Did you not get your fucking special case scenario ratified?

MOTHER FUCKER do you understand that RADICAL FUCKING shitheads want to kil you and me and our wives and kids ??? And that this man whois taking NO SALARY and making his family fucking MISERABLE , abandoning his gorgeous wife and handsome , intelligent son BECAUSE HE READS HE SEES HE FUCKING KNOWS>

DO YOU FUCKING GROK THIS SHIT ???

We have a voice , FINALLY!!!

Holy SHIT with your, " Oh he fucking fired Obama's intel staff"

GO FIND A HOBBY you hypercritical asshole .

YES , NEVERTRUMPERS YOU ARE IN FACT MORALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HILLARY PRESIDENCY THAT YOU ARE ADVOCATING.

--ace

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:40 PM (Gv7El)

355 Some mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImJnbBx7mCQ

Posted by: The Summer Hat at February 03, 2017 06:40 PM (OzJeO)

YES! BOC: On Tour Forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2017 07:41 PM (8iiMU)

356 Mortimer.......

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:41 PM (R7cwD)

357
And the rollout of the immigration policy was a clown show, especially the green card piece.
Let's tell the truth here.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 03, 2017 07:19 PM (laMCB)

I don't think it was a clown show or botched at all.If he had notified congress in advance it would've been leaked and there would be protestat airports that afternoon.Why was advanced notice required at all? If DHS and TSA can't fufill a simple mission like that without days notice in advance then there is something wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (lKyWE)

358 Yeah, Milo's fb page exists, but it's empty.

These High Left tech giants are making it too easy to internet fast for Lent. I may need to give up something else.

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

359 Nood

Posted by: filbert at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (s5o+q)

360 andycanuck - not if you paid me

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (Frvrc)

361 Trump has a large painted portrait of Jackson on the wall behind his desk. I guess Jackson will stay on the twenty.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (iLoHX)

362 293 14 months.

14 fucking months of being called "Trumpiod, Trumpstick, Trumphumper, Trumpkin".

14 months of " He CAN'T". Orange Cheeto Baboon Hillary plant heisjustaDemocrat "NO DIFFEREENCE BETWEEN THE TWO"

Well FUCK YOU SIDEWISE NEVERTRUMP ASSWIPE.

He did. And you DID NOT.

And you are as wrong as you were 14 months ago.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (Gv7El)

I am most definitely in your corner, Sir.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (nQ10o)

363 341 Is religion even mentioned in the EO?
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (XoldI)

--The EO emphasized that the listed countries are state sponsors of terrorism, plain and simple, no religion mentioned.

It's fun watching the Left connect the dots, though, and they're still stupidly obdurate.

Posted by: logprof at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU)

364 O/T: Headline over at ZeroHedge: "Secret Service Is Dealing With Over 12,000 Tweets Calling For Trump's Assassination"

Doubt we'll see any LSM reporting of this, but can you imagine if it had been directed at the Light-In-The-Loafers-Bringer?

Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9)

365 looks for Tami's mouse to have a talk with Mort, perhaps amuse him.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (R7cwD)

366 Apparently, another Fed? judge in Detroit granted a stay to Trump's EO this morning when a suit was filed by some Arab group.

The leader of the group is a minister, yes, a minister, who was praising this order and condemning Donald Trump for being a dictator. It sounded like his protest group had maybe a half dozen people in it.

How does an obscure group or individual get an emergency court date with a Federal judge in just a few days?

Posted by: Jen at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (z0fov)

367 Is religion even mentioned in the EO?
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (XoldI)
---------

I believe in a later area it deals with refugee religious priority as regards Syria, reversing Obama's more or less muslim-only policy.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 03, 2017 07:43 PM (qgUJH)

368 I really do appreciate this place being a place where people on the right, like me and all Morons and Ettes, can vent during a time like we face today. During the W administration, I studied up on Islam. During W and Obama administrations I studied up on Marxism and Feminism. During Clinton, W, and Obama I studied up on the Global Governance crowd.

We know their play books, have read quote after quote, paper after paper. So I, like y'all, know how bad they hate us and want us dead (sadly it's at that point where as along as it happened out of sight and out of mind they would not care).

We can only make it known to the soft silent middle that standing by fence riding and silent has gone on long enough.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at February 03, 2017 07:43 PM (O6j88)

369 Rush said that the word on the street is that there will be "spontaneous" pop up demonstrations in Houston on Sunday.\
----

LOL. It's like all the Horde does the same thing during the day.

I heard Rush say this as well; he also suspected that the halftime was going to be highly anti-conservative and anti-Trump.

So... if that starts to happen, would something like a hashtag war work? You know #notmysuperbowl?

And if there's political commercials... #notmysuperbowlads?

Or even better yet #turnoffthesuperbowl?

The reason I'm suggesting this is because the Super Bowl is THE big tv event of the year. They networks make HUGE amounts of money on their ads.

If people started turning off the superbowl and saying they were going to boycott the advertisers.. it would displease everyone who matters.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 03, 2017 07:43 PM (J5mC3)

370 358 Yeah, Milo's fb page exists, but it's empty.

These High Left tech giants are making it too easy to internet fast for Lent. I may need to give up something else.
Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

I'm still waiting for Twitter to delete Trump's account. That would be epic.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2017 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

371 you don't understand.

Holy shit it was hard. Yeah I support Trump.

Yeah I am that stupid forgotten motherfucking dumbshit that nobody gave a rat's ass for for 20 years.

suck it up . Smile. Be positive. Be inoffensive.
Fuckin hell.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:44 PM (Gv7El)

372 The Lightworker went from an arc light to a flickering flame

Posted by: tmitsss at February 03, 2017 07:44 PM (xlzu7)

373 Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker

******

Derangement - a limerick

Laudatory op-eds, they style 'em
Though rational people revile 'em
Bizarre it may be
But it sure seems to me
That the inmates are running the asylum

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2017 07:44 PM (wPiJc)

374 On Philadelphia talk show a often guest now on the Trump administration said it was fake news that the travel ban was some spur of the moment by Bannon, it was planned out by a few administration personal

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017 07:44 PM (Frvrc)

375 I stand corrected.

#boycottthesuperbowl is already an actual thing.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 03, 2017 07:45 PM (J5mC3)

376 This Seattle court case creates an interesting front in the ongoing war. The judge and the State AG have to lose. Ergo, they will lose.

I'm not sure how much the Trumpsters war game this out.

Was including green card holders a mistake, or purposeful?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:45 PM (SIY7D)

377 After seeing that picture of Melania Trump on Drudge last night, I'm convinced Bruce Jenner was and is trying to look like her, which is more evidence that he is severely mentally ill.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at February 03, 2017 07:45 PM (O6j88)

378 Michelle Obama is a man. Seriously.

Who the fuck is Barack Obama? I don't watch the golf channel.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at February 03, 2017 07:46 PM (DUimk)

379 349
I wish I had wine, so I could get a drunk on.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:39 PM (R7cwD)

----------------------
I'll drink twice as much for you. You're welcome, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at February 03, 2017 07:46 PM (cOHS7)

380 341 Is religion even mentioned in the EO?
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2017 07:38 PM (XoldI)

--The EO emphasized that the listed countries are state sponsors of terrorism, plain and simple, no religion mentioned.

It's fun watching the Left connect the dots, though, and they're still stupidly obdurate.
Posted by: logprof at February 03, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU)

These idiots don't even know that religion is one of the questions asked to give preferential treatment and assign refugee status to individuals from other countries. If you are of a religion that is being persecuted, that puts you higher on the list to be granted refugee status.

These idiots keep screaming that religion has never been a test, when they don't know what they are talking about.

Also, what power does a Fed judge have to stop the Federal gov. from implementing immigration policy? I mean, what is she going to do, order Barney the Bailiff to go arrest Trump and the entire State Department? ICE?

Posted by: Jen at February 03, 2017 07:46 PM (z0fov)

381 nah, I get it, i'm also angry, but keep focus on doing good.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:46 PM (R7cwD)

382 Please rub it into that IMBECILE judge's face that the Visas are already cancelled. Let's watch what that impotent fuck-face has to say to that.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2017 07:47 PM (ewSN2)

383 If I was smart I could say it like ace, or OM , or CBD.

But I'm not.

SO I clown and laugh.

Becuae making people laugh is what us clowns are good at.

And laughing make people forget.

BUt we should n't forget.

These assholes killed 3000 dads and moms and kids on 9/11 and the ONLY reason that they haven't done it again is because a few dumb guys investigated and reported and DId not QUIT through 8 yers of OBAMA nightmare.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:47 PM (Gv7El)

384 Jukin, I lost all your Other socks.

your welcome
and new post up

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:47 PM (R7cwD)

385 Mort.

Louder man.

I don't think they fucking hear you.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at February 03, 2017 07:48 PM (DUimk)

386 Mort? you're good. and another post is up. breathe!

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:48 PM (R7cwD)

387 Say, whatever happened to the Democrat's "Civility in Politics" fad? Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2017 07:49 PM (iMxBJ)

388 Chance the businessman is setting himself up for a little competition. How many ways can this sentence be finished, and printed on a t-shirt?

Thanks Obama for...(fill in your favorite disaster here).

Thanks Obama for giving Iran nukes.
Thanks Obama for destroying healthcare.
Thanks Obama for creating ISIS.
ad infinitum

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 03, 2017 07:49 PM (dargh)

389 Was including green card holders a mistake, or purposeful?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2017 07:45 PM (SIY7D

I thought that green cards were not specifically mentioned in the EO, and therefore the DHS, etc. took it to mean they were included. Which is why it was clarified when it became apparent that people who were coming back from family visits, etc. with green cards needed to be exempted.

Posted by: Jen at February 03, 2017 07:49 PM (z0fov)

390 no losing your cookies now.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:49 PM (R7cwD)

391 I'm drunk.

Not drunk enough.
So tired of all of it.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:49 PM (Gv7El)

392 For my Halftime show, me and my dance crew will be eating the flesh of a 7 year old boy and girl after sacrificing them to Molech.

Really hoping to win over the 100's of millions watching.

Posted by: Gady Lada at February 03, 2017 07:50 PM (O6j88)

393 you're ok Mort, I have to go do G-d stuff. just try to enjoy your buzz don't be angry, we finally have a battle with someone fighting with us.

peace

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2017 07:54 PM (R7cwD)

394 Just saw the video of the president signing his executive order today. I think I spied a small statue of Andrew Jackson on horseback sitting on the table behind his desk. As a matter of fact it's directly behind his head.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2017 07:27 PM (JSovD)

In the last few Trump signing videos I have seen, the equestrian statue on the table behind him is The Broncho Buster, by Frederic Remington (don't blame me; that's how Remington spelled it). I don't know if this is the one that Remington gave to Theodore Roosevelt or if this is another one purchased separately, however that is something I am going to see if I can find out on the Intertubes.

There is, however, a portrait of Andrew Jackson that Trump had pulled out of storage and hung on the wall. The White House has a large collection of art, furniture and artifacts, and Presidents get to pick what they want to decorate the office. The 'new' gold curtains, for example, were from this collection.

Posted by: HTL at February 03, 2017 07:54 PM (oEoeA)

395 sorry OM .

I fucked up your classy thread.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:57 PM (Gv7El)

396 I fucked up your classy thread.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at February 03, 2017 07:57 PM (Gv7El)

You only said what hundreds of others here are thinking.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 03, 2017 08:02 PM (d76uN)

397 Lightworker - someone who does as little work as possible
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2017

We kinda dodged a socialist bullet with Obama. He'd rise at 10:00 AM to watch Sportscenter. Then knock off at 4:00. Imagine what he could have done if he'd not been so lazy.

Also, remember when the press pool squealed like bobby soxers when they caught a glimpse of Dogeater's boner? Good times.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 03, 2017 08:08 PM (xJxz7)

398 255 50 Still thinking about the Newsweek thing, 2018 is going to be a blowout like this country has never seen before. The problem with that is it gives the RINO pigs room to roam.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2017 06:34 PM (97XyN)

"'Splain, please"

LL, it's nothing particularly profound. It appears that the Dem party has been captured by the Left--I don't see a way they surrender control. Independents (and what used to be called "liberals") won't support this crazy, violent shit.

The GOP will win everything in sight in 2018. That's very much a two-edged sword. Most GOP officeholders are filthy, lying, scum who'll steal anything not nailed down on both ends. It's the nature of the GOP. Without electoral competition, the party will likely revert to its nature.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2017 08:08 PM (97XyN)

399
Our Schadenboners Are Making America Great Again.

No punchline. Just throat punches...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2017 08:43 PM (dTNWf)

400 They aren't embarrassed because they don't write it for the truth of the matter. It's sucking up. It the salesman from the movie pretty woman telling the guy with the movie he is rich and powerful and good looking. Everyone knows he's just sucking up for profit. Yet it still works. Sale is made ka ching.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 03, 2017 08:45 PM (ZuGkg)

401 Please, oh please slap down our pretentious prick of an AG here in WA. Bob Fergueson deserves it. (And you can take down Asst. AG Terry Pruitt too.)

Interesting how the Left went all states rights.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 03, 2017 09:24 PM (nIGPZ)

402 I didn't know if the statue was Remington or Russell. I do get a kick out of the Jackson portrait

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 03, 2017 09:25 PM (nIGPZ)

403 398
The GOP will win everything in sight in 2018. That's very much a two-edged sword. Most GOP officeholders are filthy, lying, scum who'll steal anything not nailed down on both ends. It's the nature of the GOP. Without electoral competition, the party will likely revert to its nature.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 03, 2017 08:08 PM (97XyN)

Yeah, a two-party system requires two sane parties.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2017 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

404 A thread about arms, and not a single comment from Michelle Fields?

Posted by: French Jeton at February 03, 2017 09:47 PM (WMvHw)

405 348,
"He is a hell of lot more qualified than a lot of people that have served on the NSC.
"

Sure has Samantha Power beat all to hell, Susan Rice too though she was just national security advisor.

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 03, 2017 10:07 PM (d3wbb)

406 "Lucifer was a light bringer"

Word.

I had a "Morning Star" bigasschurch a block from me in Prince George County, MD. When they named it, were they just ignorant? Tone deaf? Flippin' Y**H the bird?

I could never decide.

Posted by: phunctor at February 03, 2017 10:36 PM (y+GEM)

407 " to the place where America exists as a glittering ideal"

And there you have the Left's "love" of America. Not what it was or is, but what it could be if we'd just let the have their childish way.

The only reason that they love this country at present, is because we don't hang them for treason.

Posted by: The Exile at February 03, 2017 10:42 PM (oi+c6)

408 If you wrote that, I'd think you were being fed under the door.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, you're our only hope at February 04, 2017 12:23 AM (YHjWR)

409 People who believe in nothing will worship ANYTHING.

Their parents never took them to church or shul, apparently.

Posted by: Beverly at February 04, 2017 03:11 AM (Kqa/l)

410 410th -?

Posted by: matthewdean at February 04, 2017 04:57 AM (H+Beu)

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