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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Hillary Clinton Now Said to be Blaming... Obama for Her Election LossEx-Politico hack Mike Allen reports that Hillary believes that if Obama had come out earlier and more forcefully to denounce Russian electioneering on behalf of Trump, then something something something miracle Michigan President Hillary. Or something.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: imp at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (XIXZz) 2
give it up!
Posted by: concrete girl at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (MZSAv) 3
Top ten baby!
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (mMjd2) 4
#WINNING!
Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (pCUr3) 5
You go GIRLLLLLLL!!!!!
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (cOHS7) 6
Boom!!!
Posted by: NCKate at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (hIjEp) 7
UMMM Obammy hates the Clintons & Vice Versa
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 31, 2017 06:32 PM (y3aQB) 8
Some of the opening salvos for the black heart and black soul of the fascist democrat party.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 06:33 PM (cOHS7) 9
So, we've moved from Theater of the Absurd to Theater of the Mentally Unbalanced?
/it seems like it should be more entertaining... I might go to the box office for a refund Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:33 PM (J5mC3) 10
When's the big SCOTUS Nomination-Riot Party?
Posted by: Mathers at January 31, 2017 06:34 PM (3myMJ) 11
If only the studio had backed us more, we'd have had a hit movie, baby!
Posted by: Producers of Ishtar at January 31, 2017 06:34 PM (lRwmz) 12
Early on in the election, I toyed with the idea that Obama would rather have a Republican successor whom he could attack at will and who would take the blame for anything negative that was the result of Obama's policies. I wonder if I was wrong to back off from that theory...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2017 06:34 PM (mBnZE) 13
I'm betting ol Hill's doesn't make it to the 2018 elections.
Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2017 06:34 PM (ByNzS) 14
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at January 31, 2017 06:35 PM (GwIKd) 15
yes that's right Dems, it's Obama's fault that you got President Trump
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:35 PM (Om16U) 16
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When's the big SCOTUS Nomination-Riot Party? Posted by: Mathers at January 31, 2017 06:34 PM (3myMJ) Already happening..somebody went stabby stabby outside CNN Hollywood. (I expect Trump and his SCOTUS nominee to be blamed any minute now). Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:35 PM (a0IVu) 17
It's good to see the pig tearing the party apart.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 31, 2017 06:35 PM (6Ll1u) 18
Considering we still have zero public proof of any kind of orchestrated election interference, I can see why Obama decided not to throw in a "RUSSIANS HACKED THE ELECTION!!!!!" meme during the campaign.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 06:35 PM (wmaTe) 19
Hillary's election hotwash...
Why did I lose? No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! Obama, Russia, Comey! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (7N6ox) 20
My schadenboner is so big, I'm actually getting a real boner.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (cOHS7) 21
So that's the flavor this week. They blame everythingand everyone except the real cause. Scankles is a conniving crooked b*tch and not well liked. The Democrats forced her on their Party.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (mpXpK) 22
PM (J5mC3)
10 When's the big SCOTUS Nomination-Riot Party? 1 minute after President Trump names them Posted by: EVLINC! at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (y3aQB) 23
Blue on blue is always good. I hope there's lots of casualties.
Posted by: Vanceone at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (KbgjX) 24
Already happening..somebody went stabby stabby outside CNN Hollywood.
== que pasa? alohasnackbars? Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (Om16U) 25
I think the announcement is supposed to be at 8pm ET.
Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (ByNzS) 26
Maybe her mom can tell her she's the president and then they can sue when someone tells the little girl that she's not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (Halhc) 27
Ex-Politico hack Mike Allen reports that Hillary believes that if Obama
had come out earlier and more forcefully to denounce Russian electioneering on behalf of Trump, So they are not giving up on that Russian hack BS either. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (mpXpK) Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (qUNWi) 29
If Coca Cola had backed my creation more, you'd love New Coke so much your piss would look like tobacco juice!
Posted by: Creator of New Coke at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (lRwmz) 30
In Soviet Amerika, Obama gets you Trump!
Posted by: Yakov Jackov at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (RKQ/v) 31
OK, let's see if I understand the game:
If Barack Obama had never existed, Hillary would have gotten the nomination or If the old USSR didn't collapse, Putin would have never held his position as President and Stopped Hillary From Ascending to her Throne. or If there was no such thing as tv cable tv, the internet, smart phones, iphones and consumer video recorders, everyone would have seen how wonderful Hillary is as a person and as a candidate. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (J5mC3) 32
Obama could have done more to turn out the black vote, but he was paralyzed by not giving a damn
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (Om16U) 33
In before Grump928 and the Scorpion!
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (mMjd2) 34
The Clintons should read the tea leaves - the Dems want them to just go away already. The Obamas are their de facto leaders and party darlings.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:38 PM (a0IVu) 35
Knife fight, for remaining means of survival, (Donors)
Who has more media pull? Who has more allies at the DNC? Who does Bernie back? Will "O" allow his name to be besmirched in the name of keeping a certain 3 time loosing candidate politically viable? Posted by: RobFlores at January 31, 2017 06:38 PM (YNZG2) Posted by: concrete girl at January 31, 2017 06:38 PM (MZSAv) 37
the SCOTUS nominee, whoever is it, will be the worst Hitler since literally Hitler
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (Om16U) 38
She did not get enough global goverance advocates from the GOPe to help her. You know the True Conservatives.
She can't say that because they are still in position to knife us all in the back, cut a hole open, and rip our beating hearts out. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (O6j88) 39
Naw, I bet it's that Hillary's pissed she didn't get a pardon --- but she can't admit it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (NOIQH) 40
24, que pasa?
alohasnackbars? Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:36 PM (Om16U) Not sure yet - It could very well be a deranged, homeless fella from skid row. Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (a0IVu) 41
"My schadenboner is so big, I'm actually getting a real boner."
Someone called up from the local U.S. Navy recruiting station. Apparently my schadenboner was in there the other day, asking if its only having one eye was going to prevent it from signing up for SEAL training at BUD/S. Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (noWW6) 42
Here's a little game y'all could play tonight, or maybe it's too obvious, but guess how many minutes between when the announcement of the SCOTUS pick is made and the first web headline denouncing the "Extreme Hard Right Wing Pick"
The headline is already there somewhere, with "insert name here" in the template. The winner would be closest in minutes or seconds as the case may be. Nah, too complicated. Can't rip off a pull tab and be done with it, it's hardly worth playing. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (z79tQ) 43
Oh, of course. It couldn't possibly have been Hillary's fault. No, not at all. Everything and everyone conspired against her to deprive her of the crown that was rightfully hers.
Posted by: DeTroyes at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (ltYpe) 44
I mean, can we revisit this? Because it's already a known fact that Russians hacked the election, and I have never seen any proof of anything even close to that.
I have yet to see anything approaching evidence that the Russian govt had anything to do with the DNC email leak or the Podesta email leak. if this evidence exists, why has it not been released? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (wmaTe) 45
Have all the Clinton "Pay to Play" money laundering houses fallen or is there still some sweet islamic graft coming in?
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 06:40 PM (cOHS7) 46
If Frito-Lay backed us more, you'd be gobbling no fat chips like no one's business. They say people were turned off by the anal leakage, but they lie!
Posted by: Scientist who created Olestra at January 31, 2017 06:40 PM (lRwmz) Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 06:40 PM (0DVOr) 48
Thanks IC and Infidel.
Posted by: Mathers at January 31, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ) 49
Any chance we might get our first disappointment from Trump tonight?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 06:40 PM (mMjd2) 50
Again, I'm amazed Obama didn't get more heat from Democrats because he absolutely caused Hillary to lose the election. To the point where it looked like he was sabotaging her. Just went full on left wing in his 2nd term.
But being a black Democrat means no one can ever blame you unless you want to be called a racist. It's funny, but Republicans had no problem blaming Bush for where we were when the smoke cleared in 2008. Posted by: Maritime at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (lzxL6) 51
Hillary: Obama is part of the vast black-wing conspiracy against me!
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (Om16U) 52
Is she blaming Mooch, too? Because that could become an epic cat fight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (PY9jH) 53
I think maybe not being a thoroughly unlikeable shrieking harpy who had to be coached through acting like a relatable human might have helped. Just a thought.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (8nWyX) 54
Shouldn't she blame Saudi Deputy Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman? He only funded 20% of her campaign after all.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (aZq03) 55
The Russians hacked Hillary's reset button.
Posted by: wooga at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (3I7wr) 56
'Know Thy Shelf'
Posted by: IKEAc Maxim at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (m9RuU) 57
Hillary didn't blame the Russians right away. That was only a meme in development right after the election.
TeamHillary first went with Trump playing the white racist card from the bottom of the deck (recall the Kennedy school pow-wow) and then went with Comey as the excuse. No sitting President and First Lady humped for anyone like Obama and Michelle. This may not have had the intended effect as it made Hillary look small, and because Black men were never going to get off their ass to vote for the white witch. Meanwhile, the real October surprise was MSM pouring buckets of blood over Trump's head with Pussygate. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (SIY7D) 58
Wouldnt it be funny if Trump actually nominated a judge named Hitler?
Then when Ginsburg croaks he can nominate somebody named Stalin. That one should sail right through the senate. Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (pCUr3) 59
I'm pretty sure Billy Jeff's snark about TFG serving coffee probably left a mark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (PY9jH) 60
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Is she blaming Mooch, too? Because that could become an epic cat fight. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (PY9jH)" ------ my money is on the fella with the toned arms and bad strap. Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (cOHS7) Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (NOIQH) 62
28 Ermergerd.
Did Ace break the blerg agern? Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (qUNWi) He had it in reverse. Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (R5EqA) 63
Because it's already a known fact that Russians hacked the election, and I have never seen any proof of anything even close to that.
*** There is more evidence that Comet Ping Pong is Harry Reid pedo-den then there is that the Russians hacked the election. Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (aZq03) 64
To be fair, she should have won by like 50 points.
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (m9RuU) 65
The only hacking that occurred during the election was when that FAB choked on her bullshit and almost coughed up a lung.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (jxbfJ) 66
When's the big SCOTUS Nomination-Riot Party? 1 minute after President Trump names them
-- No, we're in pre-riot right now. We've been in that stage since Trump said he'd make the announcement today. The actual official riot is during the announcement. Post riot is after the announcement. /did you not get your Facebook notice? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (J5mC3) 67
The news is all-in that we now have a full immigration ban. Dangerously irresponsible.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 31, 2017 06:42 PM (/x6xU) 68
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the SCOTUS nominee, whoever is it, will be the worst Hitler since literally Hitler Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (Om16U) I thought the Trumpenfuhrer was "literally" Hitler, so does that mean he is actually "figuratively" Hitler? What about Bushitler and Darth Cheney Hitler? Were they just "nearly" Hitler, or just Hitleresque? How many degrees from Hitler? Is Trump even within 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon? Is he just a tasty breakfast Hitler? Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (7N6ox) 69
Is she blaming Mooch, too? Because that could become an epic cat fight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (PY9jH) More like a first round heavyweight boxing match at the Special Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (zc3Db) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (LTHVh) 71
Yes. It was the Russians who caused her to have a seizure on video on 9/11, then collapse, and then her lifeless body getting filmed being tossed into a medical van like a side of beef.
Bitch that was our Lord, our Creator, smiting you down for all the world to see. He revealed you for what you really are time after time. Not a billion blood sacrifices to Molech could have saved your evil ass. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (O6j88) 72
Obama was the reason she lost, because he beat her in 2008.
Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (XoldI) 73
>>>Posted by: Scientist who created Olestra at January 31, 2017 06:40 PM (lRwmz)
I put the Ole! In Olestra Posted by: Frito Bandito at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (3I7wr) 74
Hillary still doesn't understand how her shouty ass isn't 50 points ahead.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (8cEQL) 75
But then they'd have to admit they rigged the primary, and that would have been even worse for them. I mean, who gives a damn if it was the Russians (and it wasn't)
Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM (ZcFKL) 76
the SCOTUS nominee, whoever is it, will be the worst Hitler since literally Hitler
He will be Hitler's Hitler. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (LTHVh) 77
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:41 PM (PY9jH)
Glad that was a false alarm about your MiL. Love ya, Jane B. Toklas D'oh. Platonic, strictly platonic of course. Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly all the way at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (3myMJ) 78
*If the old USSR didn't collapse, Putin would have never held his position as President and Stopped Hillary From Ascending to her Throne.*
It's REAGAN's fault! Is there anything that man can't do? Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (0DVOr) 79
That mental giant, Maxine Waters has brought up the Russian hacking thing again, why do they make it so easy to mock them?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (6Ll1u) 80
I think I'm mostly going to ignore the SCOTUS pick coverage tonight. No matter who Trump chooses, the Left will just scream their usual litany of outrage. We've heard it all before, and we'll probably hear it all again before very long. Kinda gets tiring after awhile.
I think I'm just going to sit down and watch some Youjo Senki instead. WWI with magic, yesssss! Posted by: DeTroyes at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (ltYpe) 81
Meanwhile, the real October surprise was MSM pouring buckets of blood over Trump's head with Pussygate.
___ I really hate these guys that are all talk talk and no action. When I see something I want, I take it. And hey, she can't say no if you bite through her lip first anyway, right? Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (aZq03) 82
and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (LTHVh) 83
I have yet to see anything approaching evidence that the Russian govt had anything to do with the DNC email leak or the Podesta email leak. if this evidence exists, why has it not been released?
****************** It's classified info, no way would we leak the evidence to the media. That would be illegal and wrong. Wrong I say. Posted by: Former Director Brennan, now running a CNN paper stand in New York at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (pCUr3) 84
Hillary is going to be like RBG..re-animated and propped up for the next 50 years with formaldehyde.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (a0IVu) 85
The problem with Hillary's plan was it was backwards.
Step 1: Profit!! Step 2: ? Step 3: Presidency Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (iWW0H) 86
EN FUEGO!!!!
Posted by: The guy who's always saying en fuego at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (pCUr3) 87
I thought the Trumpenfuhrer was "literally" Hitler, so does that mean he is actually "figuratively" Hitler?
HE'S LITERALLY FIGURATIVELY HITLER! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (oVJmc) 88
Fox reporting Trump's SCOTUS pick is Neil Gorsuch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH) 89
So, we've moved from Theater of the Absurd to Theater of the Mentally Unbalanced?
/it seems like it should be more entertaining... I might go to the box office for a refund Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:33 PM (J5mC3) Oh, i think they can do better. Grand Guignol, perhaps? Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (9q7Dl) 90
But Intrade had Hillary up by 20%!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: In Before The Intrade Troll, not realizing InTrade is gone and it's 2017 at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (pCUr3) 91
All I asked for was a little of that Chocolate Jesus Magic Dust and the bastard denied me.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (q177U) 93
Yes. It was the Russians who caused her to have a seizure on video on 9/11, then collapse, and then her lifeless body getting filmed being tossed into a medical van like a side of beef.
-- Like I know, right? I bet some Russian Jews like shot her with a like blow dart to make her like pass out and stuff. Posted by: Valley SJW Snowflake at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (J5mC3) 94
the SCOTUS nominee, whoever is it, will be the worst Hitler since literally Hitler
*** As I said in another thread...apparently every day now is more hitlery hitlered then was ever hitlered before. Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (aZq03) 95
Delusional is all the left has left.
Posted by: USNtakim at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (hMqvx) 96
Hillary Clinton Now Said to be Blaming... Obama for Her Election Loss
Hahaha! I can remember my dad had an expression he used every time somebody made a lame excuse: "Yes, and if the dog didn't stop to take a s---, he would have caught the rabbit!" Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (oQQwD) 97
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Fox reporting Trump's SCOTUS pick is Neil Gorsuch. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH) How do they know? Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (a0IVu) 98
Translation: That mofo didn't give me a pardon!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (4ErVI) 99
Hillary has no one to blame except herself.
Posted by: The Blaming Hat at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (OzJeO) 100
82 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (LTHVh) -------- It began? And I missed it? Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (Sfs6o) 101
To be honest, Hillary could blame that shoe. The optics of the abandoned shoe was just killer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh) 102
God help us if anti-fa is successful. She will rise like a Pheonix out of the ashes.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (O6j88) 103
Fuck Barky, I'd say fuck Hillary but...well...nobody would!
Posted by: Killerdog at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (KlNc5) 104
I have yet to see anything approaching evidence that the Russian govt had anything to do with the DNC email leak or the Podesta email leak. if this evidence exists, why has it not been released?
They released the incontrovertible proof - only the Russians have the ability to send phishing emails. Anytime there's a phishing email it's clear that it's a govenrment spy job perpetrated by Frisky Grizzly .. or whatever the spy name is the CIA gave to it. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (zc3Db) Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (o7l6R) 106
How do they know?
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (a0IVu) DC leaks like a sieve. A swampy sieve. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (PY9jH) 107
No matter who Trump chooses, the Left will just scream their usual litany of outrage.
___ Why don't we like Trump's pick? He's a racist! How do we know he is a racist? He is some white cracker. Posted by: The Left at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (aZq03) 108
the SCOTUS nominee, whoever is it, will be the worst Hitler since literally Hitler
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (Om16U) Lawyerly Hitler? Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (9q7Dl) 109
Does she know that people fucking hate her?
--- Hahahahha. Hell No. No effing clue. Her delusions are stronger than a lead lined bunker 100 feet underground. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (J5mC3) 110
Neil Gorsuch....
******************* Have you noticed how much the name Gorsuch sounds like Hitler? Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (pCUr3) 111
"The optics of the abandoned shoe was just killer."
Which belongs in a museum next to the Blue Dress. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (SIY7D) 112
We would have been Super Bowl champs this year if only Roger Goodell hadn't let the Russians hack our playbooks!
Posted by: 2016 Cleveland Browns at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (lRwmz) 113
CNN Hollywood is in an area where many homeless drug addicts hang out Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (lKyWE) 114
Is Trump even within 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 06:43 PM President Trump's Bacon Number is 2. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (DMUuz) 115
59 I'm pretty sure Billy Jeff's snark about TFG serving coffee probably left a mark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh ________ If only our Low Information President had brought DistHillary a cup of coffee like she asked for . . . But no, he had to be all uppity. Posted by: Furious George at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (77i7V) 116
if a fish was a bird, the sky would be water
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (sqpGi) 117
They released the incontrovertible proof - only the Russians have the ability to send phishing emails. Anytime there's a phishing email it's clear that it's a govenrment spy job perpetrated by Frisky Grizzly .. or whatever the spy name is the CIA gave to it.
***************** Plus the originating IP address in the phishing email was traced back to Nigeria, so clearly Russian. Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (pCUr3) 118
All this Hitlering is going to put AoS at the top of a Google Search for Hitler.
Now to fit in some baseball talk, maybe high ratio strikeout pitchers. K K K OK? I am sure we can work in some other deplorable topics too. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (7N6ox) 119
They released the incontrovertible proof - only the Russians have the ability to send phishing emails. Anytime there's a phishing email it's clear that it's a govenrment spy job perpetrated by Frisky Grizzly .. or whatever the spy name is the CIA gave to it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (zc3Db) It wasn't even the CIA, but a Private IT Security Company, one of whose founders is a well known Anti Russian zealot... Posted by: Don Q. at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (qf6WZ) 120
The Russians hacked my IKEA drill!!!
Posted by: Name Withheld For National Security Reasons at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (zc3Db) 121
Have you noticed how much the name Gorsuch sounds like Hitler?
Sounds like Goerring. Close enough. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (fDdVG) 122
If only Obama had not run in 2008...
Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (71OEY) 123
Have you noticed how much the name Gorsuch sounds like Hitler?
Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (pCUr3) Gorsuch is Czech for Fuhrer. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (4ErVI) 124
Fuck Barky, I'd say fuck Hillary but...well...nobody would!
Posted by: Killerdog at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (KlNc5) I was forced under duress! Posted by: The Turkey Baster at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (OzJeO) 125
I still can't figure out how this didn't secure the election for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (8nWyX) 126
Gonna be an early night.
Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (q177U) 127
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How do they know? Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (a0IVu) DC leaks like a sieve. A swampy sieve. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:47 PM (PY9jH) Good point. He seems like a good pick and he is young (49). Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (a0IVu) 128
HE'S LITERALLY FIGURATIVELY HITLER!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2017 06:45 PM (oVJmc) CONSERVATIVE SOURCES TELLS US TRUMP WILL SWAP THE MLK BUST FOR A HITLER FIGURINE! THIS IS CNN! Posted by: CNN at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (1isJI) 129
Hahaha! I can remember my dad had an expression he used every time somebody made a lame excuse:
"Yes, and if the dog didn't stop to take a s---, he would have caught the rabbit!" --- hahaha! Your dad went to the same school that my dad did. This was my dad's version: "If the horse didn't stop to take a sh*t, he would have won the race." Sigh. I miss my dad. Dad School: the place where you learn stock phrases for your offspring to use all of their life. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (J5mC3) 130
Plus the originating IP address in the phishing email was traced back to Nigeria, so clearly Russian.
Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (pCUr3) Black Russian. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (zc3Db) 131
I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump?
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o) 132
If Sun Tzu didn't say something about "never interfere with your enemy as he struggles to defeat himself', then he should have.
Loving every minute of the DT administration ! #NotTiredOfWinningYet! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (1d+CX) 133
Plus the originating IP address in the phishing email was traced back to Nigeria, so clearly Russian.
Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (pCUr3) Hello; I am a Russian Prince who has need of American agents who can help me move my wealth out of Russia. If you just give me your bank account number, I can.... Posted by: Don Q. at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (qf6WZ) 134
If Obama had only brought Hillary a cup of coffee she wouldn't have fainted from exhaustion on 9/11.
Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (XoldI) 135
President Trump @POTUS 2h 2 hours ago
Join me live from the @WhiteHouse at 8:00pm tonight. #SCOTUS https://m.facebook.com/POTUS/ Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (LTHVh) 136
I was forced under duress!
Posted by: The Turkey Baster at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (OzJeO) ************************** You got off easy. Posted by: The Chicken at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (pCUr3) 137
the SCOTUS nominee, whoever is it, will be the worst Hitler since literally Hitler Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 06:39 PM (Om16U) He'll be the fascist Hitler always dreamed of being Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (qUNWi) 139
Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (IqV8l) 140
I'm beginning to worry that the left is so unhinged they'll need to be put down. I need more protesters dressed as vaginas to cheer me up.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (j1Wvr) Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (MCEs2) 142
CONSERVATIVE SOURCES TELLS US TRUMP WILL SWAP THE MLK BUST FOR A HITLER FIGURINE! THIS IS CNN! -- UNNAMED SOURCES TELL US THAT TRUMP WILL DEMOLISH THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL AND PUT A 1,000 FOOT STATUE OF HITLER IN IT'S PLACE. THIS IS MSNBC! Posted by: MSNBC at January 31, 2017 06:52 PM (J5mC3) 143
132 If Sun Tzu didn't say something about "never interfere with your enemy as he struggles to defeat himself', then he should have.
Loving every minute of the DT administration ! #NotTiredOfWinningYet! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (1d+CX) Napoleon.... Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Posted by: Don Q. at January 31, 2017 06:52 PM (qf6WZ) 144
So she's stewing. Things must get mighty tense when she hits the second bottle of gin with her reveries. Wouldn't want to be front and center on the Clinton Shit List.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 31, 2017 06:52 PM (Ivjge) 145
Considering we still have zero public proof of any kind of orchestrated election interference, I can see why Obama decided not to throw in a "RUSSIANS HACKED THE ELECTION!!!!!" meme during the campaign.
Notice how quick that fell apart. You can bet Trump did. You can bet he's watched all these squirrels fall apart and knows how to play the game. Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2017 06:52 PM (W2Fol) 146
Angry Abuela ! Ruff, Ruff !
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 31, 2017 06:52 PM (M+Lyo) 147
"It wasn't even the CIA, but a Private IT Security Company"
A private company under contract to the Democratic National Committee. Yeah, nothing bespeaks strict objectivity like parroting exactly what your paying client is desperate to have you say. Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (noWW6) 148
131 I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump?
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o) I am Donald Trump! Kindly send me you're bank account information and I will wire you the proceeds from the sail of my building! You keep twenty per cent of sail! US emulations clause says I cannot profit, so I must send through a trusted advisor like you! Posted by: Harry Paratestes, totally Donald Trump and not a Nigerian Prince from Russia at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (wmaTe) 149
Posted by: MSNBC at January 31, 2017 06:52 PM (J5mC3)
Wait.... I thought Trump was a Russian Agent? Wouldn't that be a statue of Stalin? Posted by: Don Q. at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (qf6WZ) 150
Plus the originating IP address in the phishing email was traced back to Nigeria, so clearly Russian.
Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (pCUr3) VAST. RIGHT WING. CONSPIRACY!!!! Now with Russians. And Obama. But mostly Russians. Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (71OEY) 151
If ifs, ands or buts were candy and nuts...
Hillary Clinton would still never be President of the United States. Posted by: MostlyRight at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (v8GIy) 152
I'm beginning to worry that the left is so unhinged they'll need to be put down.
Not seeing where the problem is. Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (W2Fol) Posted by: Stuff Napoleon Said Volume 36 at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (9q7Dl) 154
138 CNN Hollywood is in an area where many homeless drug addicts hang out
Also known as Hollywood. Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (qUNWi That's Hollywood Hollywood. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (O6j88) 155
I'm beginning to worry that the left is so unhinged they'll need to be put down. I need more protesters dressed as vaginas to cheer me up.
--- I think we can just put the leaders in Gitmo; it's empty now right? Also, we have all those FEMA camps at our disposal. Personally, I'm concerned that there are no Giant Puppet Heads. It's not a real protest if there's not Giant Puppet Heads. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (J5mC3) 156
Obama and Hillary still fighting over control of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (fDdVG) 157
I AM TRUMP!
Posted by: Spartacus at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh) 158
I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump? Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
*********************************** Ridiculous, it would take a tremendous effort to keep up with AOS threads, tremendous, Donald Trump would would never have the time to do that, he would be working for the country, believe me. Posted by: Not Trump at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (pCUr3) 159
My God,
Trump has re-named the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System the Hitler Memorial Autobahn! - Keith Olbermann - The Rebellion, GQ Magazine Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (7N6ox) 160
No sitting President and First Lady humped for anyone like Obama and Michelle.
He was literally begging crowds in North Carolina to get out and vote for her, saying: If you don't come out, we could be in trouble. The night before the election they made a panic appearance in Philly propped up by the Bruce Springsteen and the usual suspects. Obama, Michelle and Hillary's robotic self. And still Pennsylvania was lost. Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (nNdYv) 161
80 I think I'm mostly going to ignore the SCOTUS pick coverage tonight. No matter who Trump chooses, the Left will just scream their usual litany of outrage. We've heard it all before, and we'll probably hear it all again before very long. Kinda gets tiring after awhile.
I think I'm just going to sit down and watch some Youjo Senki instead. WWI with magic, yesssss! Posted by: DeTroyes I'm not missing anything. I'm enjoying the shit out of all this. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (iWW0H) 162
147 "It wasn't even the CIA, but a Private IT Security Company"
A private company under contract to the Democratic National Committee. Yeah, nothing bespeaks strict objectivity like parroting exactly what your paying client is desperate to have you say. Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM (noWW6) A private "IT" company whose Russian CIO makes a living going on the Democrat-approved group circuit in DC and giving speeches on the dangers of Russian hacks. Total impartial guy. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (wmaTe) 163
Heil Gorsuch!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (oVJmc) 164
Sigh. I miss my dad.
Dad School: the place where you learn stock phrases for your offspring to use all of their life. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (J5mC3) Same here. My dad had this one (when seeing a fat woman in tight pants): "Looks like two pigs fighting in a croker sack." Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (PY9jH) 165
Old white lady blames her troubles on the black man. Typical.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (ywNoU) 166
He'll be the fascist Hitler always dreamed of being
Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 06:51 PM (lKyWE Steiner? Posted by: Don Q. at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (qf6WZ) 167
The FAB lost because America got tired of her, Bill's and the democrats bullshit.
Why she doesn't understand that is beyond me. Please go away, eat a big BOD's and take Bill and Barry with you. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp) 168
So the elderly white woman blames the black man. . . .
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (dZ756) 169
They's too much Hitlerin' goin' on around heeah!
Posted by: Zombie Ernest Hollings at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (Tyii7) 170
Not too many world renowned IT companies who have a CIO based in DC...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (wmaTe) 171
150 Plus the originating IP address in the phishing email was traced back to Nigeria, so clearly Russian.
Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 06:49 PM (pCUr3) VAST. RIGHT WING. CONSPIRACY!!!! Now with Russians. And Obama. But mostly Russians. Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 06:53 PM ( Obama is Russian. Sasha. Malia. Duh. It all makes sense. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (O6j88) Posted by: wth at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (HgMAr) 173
"Inquissima haec bellorum condicio est: prospera omnes sibi indicant, aduersa uni imputantur."
-- Tacitus, Agricola 27:1 (written ~ 98AD) Rough translation: This is an unfair thing about war: victory is claimed by all, failure to one alone. [Unless, of course, you're a Democrat loser ...] Posted by: ShainS at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (mt8X9) 174
Tnx, DonQ !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (1d+CX) 175
26 Maybe her mom can tell her she's the president and then they can sue when someone tells the little girl that she's not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 31, 2017 06:37 PM (Halhc) ------------------------ Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (Nox3c) Posted by: The Left at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (aZq03) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (Gv7El) 178
Dear Mrs. Private Citizen Hillary Clinton
At this point, what difference does it make? XOXO 'Murica Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (bZXxP) 179
Where was Gorsuch during the War?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc) 180
The fact that Hillary knows where all the bodies are buried has to drive the old hag further and faster off the cliff.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (O6j88) 181
So the elderly white woman blames the black man. . . . Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (dZ756) Elderly white woman calls black man lazy Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (lKyWE) 182
Say what you will about old Adolph. At least he killed Hitler.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (LTHVh) 183
Well....
thinking on it... Hitler sent lots of tanks to Poland... We just sent a lot of tanks to Poland... coincidence? Posted by: Don Q. at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (qf6WZ) 184
Wait.... I thought Trump was a Russian Agent? Wouldn't that be a statue of Stalin? --- UNNAMED SOURCES TELL US THAT TRUMP IS GOING TO DEMOLISH THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT AND PUT UP A MILLION FOOT TALL SOLID GOLD STATUE OF STALIN THAT WILL BE PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES BY KREMLIN GUARDS! WERE ARE MSNBC!!!!! Posted by: MSNBC at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (J5mC3) 185
It must be Obama's fault. I remember a campaign event where Hillary was on stage with about half a dozen 55-70 year old women and they were all awkwardly shuffling and twisting to the song "Fight Song."
The charisma was oozing off that stage like the mucous type substance on Hillary's prolapsed uterus. Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (lRwmz) 186
Hahaha! I can remember my dad had an expression he used every time somebody made a lame excuse:
"Yes, and if the dog didn't stop to take a s---, he would have caught the rabbit!" --- hahaha! Your dad went to the same school that my dad did. This was my dad's version: "If the horse didn't stop to take a sh*t, he would have won the race." Sigh. I miss my dad. Dad School: the place where you learn stock phrases for your offspring to use all of their life. Posted by: shibumi "If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts on the ground when they hopped." "Want in one hand & shit in the other and see which one fills up the quickest." Dad School = Shop Class Mom School = Home Ec Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (W2Fol) 187
I always feel sorry for tourists coming to Hollywood thinking it would be all glamour..and instead get to see homeless, drug addicts on every corner and used condoms on the streets.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (a0IVu) 188
Sigh. I miss my dad.
Dad School: the place where you learn stock phrases for your offspring to use all of their life. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (J5mC3) I miss my dad , too. I'm sure he is grinning ear-to-ear from the Great Beyond as he was always a fan of Trump. ( Dad was in construction.) Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (oQQwD) 189
You want a schadenboner? You'll poke your eye out!
Posted by: Your Sixth Grade Teacher at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (DMUuz) 190
Is she walking around with a shirt that says" I blame it on >" ?
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (0AwCy) 191
You all know the Ace of Spades is a Trump card!
Posted by: Killerdog at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (KlNc5) 192
172 hILLRY Suicide Watch
[ ] cancelled [X] reinstated Posted by: wth at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (HgMAr) ==================== [ ] Closed-Circuit [X] Live-Streaming Posted by: ShainS at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (mt8X9) 193
Elderly white woman calls black man lazy Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 06:56 PM (lKyWE) And his wife, too. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (PY9jH) 194
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Where was Gorsuch during the War? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc) He was in the lebensraum, with Col Mustard and the lead pipe Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (7N6ox) 195
Wait everyone. We're being unfair here. I think Hillary might be on to something *giggles*
Go with me... Why does Obama hate women so much? First with the unequal pay in the White House. Then not coming out early enough or expressing sufficient enthusiasm! I bet there is Access Hollywood tapes of Obama bragging about grabbing her pussy! Onward Twitter people. Watch the liberals tie themselves in knots. Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (71OEY) 196
Trump either uses the wheels of justice--with every 't' crossed and every 'I' dotted and puts away this cancer known as Hillary--or he may find himself on the losing end of forces beyond his control. Posted by: Thank God for Trumpy Days at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (oBuXO) 197
I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump?
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o) ............. I'm guessing he socks as Mary or BEN. Just to fuck with us. Posted by: wth at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (HgMAr) 198
For Gods sake Trump is murdering Muslim immigrants in the Superdome!
Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at January 31, 2017 06:58 PM (j1Wvr) 199
177 Lou Dobbs!
"Are the DIMM's subverting American government and our way of life?" Get 'em Lou! Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 06:55 PM (Gv7El Lou has been reading Oathkeepers. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:58 PM (O6j88) 200
If I ever invent a better shoelace, I think I have my first commercial...
"she could have been president if only she'd used the Harry Paratestes shoe laces..." with a picture of her falling Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 06:58 PM (wmaTe) 201
Trump = 5 letters
Putin = 5 letters Adolf = 5 letters Coincidence? I think not! --- Well.... thinking on it... Hitler sent lots of tanks to Poland... We just sent a lot of tanks to Poland... coincidence? --- This is excellent material people, thank you! We're going to tie it into Nostradamus, the Bible Code and Ancient Aliens!! Posted by: The Writers at the History Channel at January 31, 2017 06:58 PM (J5mC3) 202
Trump = 5 letters
Putin = 5 letters Adolf = 5 letters Coincidence? I think not! 5 is the code number. Trump = Two nuts Putin = Two nuts Hitler = One nut Five. Five nuts. Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2017 06:58 PM (W2Fol) 203
I love it when machine gun fire breaks out in the lifeboats...
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (5zfq1) 204
Gorsuch was seen eating babies in the Superdome!!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (PY9jH) 205
I miss my dad , too. I'm sure he is grinning ear-to-ear from the Great Beyond as he was always a fan of Trump. ( Dad was in construction.)
--- My dad was in construction as well. He would have enjoyed Trump. Posted by: The Writers at the History Channel at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (J5mC3) Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (71OEY) 207
196
Trump either uses the wheels of justice--with every 't' crossed and every 'I' dotted and puts away this cancer known as Hillary--or he may find himself on the losing end of forces beyond his control. Posted by: Thank God for Trumpy Days at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (oBuXO) This is becoming harder and harder to argue against. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (O6j88) 208
Well, she is at least partially correct. Obama is directly responsible for her losing the election based on his unprecedented level of SUCK.
But then, why were we inflicted with Obama in teh first place ? Oh, yeah, because Hillary couldn't beat him in the 2008 primary. Posted by: deadrody at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (W15tP) 209
I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump?
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o) ............. *smirk* Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 31, 2017 07:00 PM (HgMAr) 210
I love it when machine gun fire breaks out in the lifeboats... Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (5zfq1) In shark-infested waters. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 07:00 PM (J5mC3) 212
I remember a campaign event where Hillary was on stage with about half a dozen 55-70 year old women and they were all awkwardly shuffling and twisting to the song "Fight Song."
********************* And they all looked like her. I remember seeing that and being terrified because I thought they were either cloning her or building Hillbots. Posted by: John Nada at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (pCUr3) 213
I never want to see a prolasped uterus.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (O6j88) 214
Hitler sent lots of tanks to Poland...
We just sent a lot of tanks to Poland... **** That was that other guy. You know, the one with the Peace Prize. Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (71OEY) 215
That AB ad is rotten.
Beyond any political statement, it's dull and forgettable. NO ONE will be talking about it five minutes later. Unless it's just a pander to the Left, which is also a huge mistake. Either way, rotten ad. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc) 216
Everyone is to blame except for Hillary. It can't have been that she was an unlikable, awful candidate with a shrill voice, no campaign skills, it couldn't be that she's corrupt, greedy, lying, and evil. It couldn't be that she represented not just 4 more years, but 4 worse years of the arrogance, contempt, and radicalism out of Washington.
No, it must be other people not being with her enough. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (39g3+) 217
Hasn't it been pretty obvious that all of the "intelligence leaks" and stories about the "russian hacking" came to a screeching halt the day after Brennan got booted out of his job?
In fact there hasn't been a new story along those lines since. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (V2Yro) 218
Mooch and TFG did more campaigning for Hill Pickles in the final weeks than Boiled Cabbage, Urine, and Farts Combo could sober up enough to do.
Posted by: Osoloco at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (VkAk+) 219
I always feel sorry for tourists coming to Hollywood thinking it would be all glamour..and instead get to see homeless, drug addicts on every corner and used condoms on the streets. Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (a0IVu) On the bright side you can go watch super heros beating the crap out of each other on the walk off fame Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (lKyWE) 220
All waters are shark infested.
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2017 07:02 PM (m9RuU) 221
My dad was an Air Force pilot. He hated Billy Jeff with the heat of a million suns. So thankful he didn't endure the Eight Long Years of TFG.
I'm pretty sure he'd be enjoying Trump right now. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:02 PM (PY9jH) 222
49 Any chance we might get our first disappointment from Trump tonight?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends At least one of the nominees probably will. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2017 07:02 PM (iWW0H) 223
I AM TRUMP!
Posted by: Spartacus at January 31, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh) ............ I AM THE LAW! Posted by: Trump Dredd at January 31, 2017 07:02 PM (HgMAr) 224
220 All waters are shark infested.
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2017 07:02 PM (m9RuU) Inaccurate. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (wmaTe) 225
For Gods sake Trump is murdering Muslim immigrants in the Superdome!
--- TRUMP IS A SECRET JEW WHO IS KILLING MUSLIM BABIES IN THE SUPERDOME AND DRINKING THEIR WARM YOUNG BLOOD SO HE CAN BE PRESIDENT FOREVER! BELIEVE US, WE''RE TRUSTWORTHY. WE'RE MSNBC!!! Posted by: MSNBC at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (J5mC3) 226
Just like a black immigrant to steal a job that is rightfully mine!
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (FqgrG) 227
I...see...five...nuts!
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (Qvgg/) Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (qUNWi) 229
In fact there hasn't been a new story along those lines since. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2017 07:01 PM (V2Yro)
******************** We got better shit to do than leaking stupid shit and fighting climate change. Posted by: Director Pompeo, Who Aint Got Not Time For This Shit at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (pCUr3) 230
Gorsuch was seen eating babies in the Superdome!!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 31, 2017 06:59 PM (PY9jH) No, no, no. You're not gonna get yourself a Lamborghini that way! Posted by: Planned Un-Pregnancy at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (OzJeO) 231
Is she walking around with a shirt that says" I blame it on >" ?
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (0AwCy) Ummmmm...Yes. Yes she is. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (5VlCp) 232
Hasn't it been pretty obvious that all of the "intelligence leaks" and stories about the "russian hacking" came to a screeching halt the day after Brennan got booted out of his job?
I think its pretty obvious President Trump went over there and said "knock it off with that idiotic BS." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+) 233
did she sober up to come to this realization or is this during a binge?
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at January 31, 2017 07:03 PM (QkS7+) 234
101 To be honest, Hillary could blame that shoe. The optics of the abandoned shoe was just killer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh) I was screaming with laughter when the shoe was left behind! Like the wicked witch on Wizard of Oz! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 07:04 PM (nQ10o) Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 07:04 PM (CRotO) 236
235 Umm, eleven...
http://www.webmd.com/women/guide/prolapsed-uterus Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 07:04 PM (CRotO) unnecessary. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2017 07:04 PM (wmaTe) Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (CRotO) 238
I always feel sorry for tourists coming to Hollywood thinking it would be all glamour..and instead get to see homeless, drug addicts on every corner and used condoms on the streets.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (a0IVu) .............. My America! Posted by: Asston Kutcher at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (HgMAr) 239
It was Obama's fault! No, wait, the Russians! No, wait, Comey!, No, wait, the media! No, wait, Weiner! No, wait, Bernie! No, wait, Bill! No, wait...
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (XoldI) 240
From Drudge, it looks like there's a very good chance Carlos Danger is going to be prosecuted for enticing a minor (15 y.o. girl).
The Clintons and Weiners. Real winners. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (PY9jH) 241
Come on, it had to be she lost due to Barack. It couldn't be all that Cringy Dancing she did with the bruthas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLJgdGE8-wE starts @0:27 Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (nNdYv) 242
First Michelle ditched Obama out of the blue at their gay friends house in Palm Springs to jet off to Sit Richard Branson's private island.
Then Tulsi Gabbard comes out and says she has proof Obama created ISIS. Now Hillary comes out and blames Obama for her loss. Anybody else picking up a pattern here? Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (O6j88) 243
It was Obama's fault! No, wait, the Russians! No, wait, Comey!, No, wait, the media! No, wait, Weiner! No, wait, Bernie! No, wait, Bill! No, wait...
[h2]WHY AM I NOT FIFTY POINTS AHEAD!!?!??!?![h2] Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2017 07:05 PM (39g3+) 244
Is that a thing? I need to know that isn't a thing. --- Are you having problems with your Vaginal Mesh Implant? We can help. Posted by: TV Laawyers of the USA at January 31, 2017 07:06 PM (J5mC3) 245
This is TRUMPA... a big beautiful Trumpa... with Gold and lots of really good jobs...
Posted by: King Trumpinidas at January 31, 2017 07:06 PM (qf6WZ) 246
Trump either uses the wheels of justice--with every 't' crossed and every 'I' dotted and puts away this cancer known as Hillary--or he may find himself on the losing end of forces beyond his control.
Posted by: Thank God for Trumpy Days at January 31, 2017 06:57 PM (oBuXO) I dunno. I said similar stuff during the primaries and over and over again from the end of the primaries till sometime after midnight on Nov. 9th. I was wrong. Still, I firmly support Hillary wearing and orange jumpsuit and ranting to the guy who delivers her 3 squares about how she was cheated. Also, even if Hillary is in the clink, I don't foresee things getting any better for him anytime soon. The media has never been so pissed and they clearly have as much intention of going away quietly as Obama or Hillary. Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 07:06 PM (71OEY) 247
First Michelle ditched Obama out of the blue at their gay friends house
in Palm Springs to jet off to Sit Richard Branson's private island. Wait....WHAT?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:06 PM (PY9jH) 248
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ass all the time!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (rIvb0) 249
Sting playing guitar/singing on the stairs: "If the Russians love their children too."
Bluto: *eyeroll* Sting : *sings* "Mr. Kruschev said we will bury you, I don't subscribe to that ..." Bluto: *smashes guitar to pieces on stairs, wall* Bang Twang BLAM Sting: Bluto: "sorry, man" Sting: Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (Gv7El) 250
For a smart gal, she's always been a dumb, miserable c^nt
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (DpOmP) 251
Having a grand mal seizure on live television had NOTHING to do with it. ..
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (Qvgg/) Posted by: Hilary Clinton at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (FqgrG) 253
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:02 PM (PY9jH)
My dad was a Marine and I guarantee you he would have loved Trump. Trump sounds like he actually know blue collar regular people. My mother and I were just talking about how much my dad would have loved Trump. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (8cEQL) 254
Will there be a new thread for which potential SCOTUS pick receives the rose from Trump?
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (OzJeO) 255
Trump justice signed an EO renaming the Whitehouse the RIECH CHANCELLERY!!!!!
Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (uLRzU) 256
I did a bunch of jobs in Hollywood, we would play a game every night sitting at the hotel window, slap a dollar down and call male or female from a block away. It was a fun drinking game.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (6Ll1u) 257
I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump?
Posted by: Weasel Ace = Trump = woman. Trump is our first female President. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (nIGPZ) 258
My dad was a Marine and I guarantee you he would
have loved Trump. Trump sounds like he actually know blue collar regular people. My mother and I were just talking about how much my dad would have loved Trump. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 07:07 PM (8cEQL) My son and his vet buddies are loving Trump. When he made Mattis SecDef, that was icing on the cake. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH) 259
California becomes a sanctuary state can the feds cut off funding, or all federal dollars going to police units that will not be co-operative?
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (0AwCy) 260
247 First Michelle ditched Obama out of the blue at their gay friends house
in Palm Springs to jet off to Sit Richard Branson's private island. Wait....WHAT?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:06 PM (PY9jH Yes. It's true. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (O6j88) 261
I think the guy who was hired to coach her in the art of acting vaguely human failed and was to blame for her loss.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2017 07:09 PM (aCNZ6) 262
Oh God,seeing ads on various sites "Refugee Crisis':Trump closes the door.." Fuck these people.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2017 07:09 PM (r/0kC) 263
209 I bet President Trump lurks here, and even posts. So which one of you is Trump? Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o) ............. *smirk* Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo I'd type a response but both my hands are full of pussy. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2017 07:09 PM (iWW0H) 264
"I was screaming with laughter when the shoe was left behind! Like the wicked witch on Wizard of Oz!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian" "You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh! " Just like #Winning, I'll never get tired of this one. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 31, 2017 07:09 PM (1d+CX) 265
247
First Michelle ditched Obama out of the blue at their gay friends house in Palm Springs to jet off to Sit Richard Branson's private island. Wait....WHAT?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:06 PM (PY9jH) No one is quite sure if he joined her to the Bahamas or not. But yes they were staying with their friend and his husband in Palm Spring and apparently her highness was pissed with all the rain and took off. Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 07:09 PM (a0IVu) 266
Sting playing guitar/singing on the stairs: "If the Russians love their children too."
Bluto: *eyeroll* Sting : *sings* "Mr. Kruschev said we will bury you, I don't subscribe to that ..." Bluto: *smashes guitar to pieces on stairs, wall* Bang Twang BLAM Sting: Bluto: "sorry, man" Sting: ---- I've done freelance work for a UK based firm for years; they have an office in NYC. We have a new president of the firm (who predicted Trumps election) who has seen hundreds of live concerts in his lifetime. He cannot stand Sting. Says that he's the only performer he saw on stage that was beyond phoning it in; he was practically counting people in the audience and figuring out how much he personally made that night. Posted by: TV Laawyers of the USA at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (J5mC3) 267
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms! Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squishy ones, See how they wiggle and squirm! Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (j1Wvr) 268
I saw Prolapsed Uterus open for Dinosaur Pile-up at the Belgrave Music Hall in 2009
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (VdICR) 269
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH)
Isn't the winning great? I love it. I don't know how much more winning I can take. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (8cEQL) Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (uLRzU) 271
Obama will be toast once Oprah tears him a new one on her first episode of 60 minutes.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (O6j88) 272
Having a grand mal seizure on live television had NOTHING to do with it. ..
=== IT WAS PNEUMONIA ! PNEUMONIA, PEOPLE! GAH! PNEUMONIA! *sob* Posted by: Cheryl Mills at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (Gv7El) Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (HgMAr) 274
Neil Gorsuch released a Polka version of Horst Wessel Lied that topped out at #12 on the Polka charts I think it was back in 1985.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (4ErVI) 275
269 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH)
Isn't the winning great? I love it. I don't know how much more winning I can take. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM (8cEQL) So much deliciousness. And new servings every day. Hillary Clinton will NEVER be president! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (nQ10o) 276
Willowed from last thread.
Imagine waking up every day these last 25-odd years as a Clinton liege. Another day, another donor to shake down, another Saudi prince to suck-up to, another witness to suborn, another victim to blacken, another bribe to deliver, more lies to spew. And now it's over for you. Your efforts have gone for naught. You will never again come near the levers of power. And because you have been used and lost, no one wants anything to do with you. Your value on the national stage is less than zero. And now you have to face the whole awful rest of your life as a has-been, a political Bill Buckner, shunned by decent people as though you were a disgusting mess on the sidewalk. And you know that when you have to face your Creator, when He asks you what you did with the life and talent He gave you, you can only say, "I was a bagman for the Clintons" before you are consigned to eternal damnation. Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (J8/9G) 277
Trump justice signed an EO renaming the Whitehouse the RIECH CHANCELLERY!!!!!
Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at January 31, 2017 07:08 PM (uLRzU) The EO actually reads the "Wolfschanze". Easy to misread German..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (5VlCp) 278
No one is quite sure if he joined her to the Bahamas
or not. But yes they were staying with their friend and his husband in Palm Spring and apparently her highness was pissed with all the rain and took off. Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 07:09 PM (a0IVu) Huh. Well, we stayed at Sir Richard Branson's property in the wine country of South Africa. Gorgeous. And I still have the little rubber duck they gave me for the soaking tub. Not out of this world unaffordable. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (PY9jH) 279
Let the Secret Service stop her from throwing ashtrays at another ex-Pres.
Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (8J/Te) 280
REICH CHANCELLERY!!!! Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at January 31, 2017 07:10 PM UBER GRUPEN FUEHRER!!!!!! Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at Competing Network at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (J5mC3) 281
All this blame-casting, whining and self pity is winning behavior. Go for it, Hills.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (aCNZ6) 282
That video of Hilary collapsing and having to be picked up and put into a van is just a conspiracy theory.
You can trust me, I have a professional bald spot and a small penis. Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (FqgrG) 283
79 That mental giant, Maxine Waters has brought up the Russian hacking thing again, why do they make it so easy to mock them?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 31, 2017 06:44 PM (6Ll1u) ====================== Hey now, you do realize that the Russians planted an American flag on Mars, right? Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (mt8X9) 284
I never want to see a prolasped uterus.
............. And I never want to grab one. But, I can tell you one thing. I rather grab than "stab" one. Posted by: naturalfake, poet at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (9q7Dl) 285
And you know that when you have to face your Creator, when He asks you what you did with the life and talent He gave you, you can only say, "I was a bagman for the Clintons" before you are consigned to eternal damnation.
--- 1. They don't have a conscience 2. They don't believe they've done anything wrong 3. They think they're heroes 4. They don't believe in God /all of their imaginary ducks are in a row, but boy are they going to be surprised! Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (J5mC3) 286
Awww poor baby, we should take pity on her and mail her a case of wine...Trump wine, ha.
It was clear Obama never cared two bits about her, only protecting his legacy. But then that relationship of petty selfish hatred went both ways. Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (qja87) 287
Watching The Curse of Oak Island...they still haven't found any treasure.Shocking,I know.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (r/0kC) 288
Yes, we are going to the Hot Gates... and then we're going to build a Wall across it so the Illegal Persian's can't get in...
And then we'll make them pay for the wall... And we'll support out military... so important... and utterly destroy these Ancestors of ISIS... Posted by: King Trumpinidas at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (qf6WZ) Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (8J/Te) 290
The wymenz of the DNC/Left smell Barry's Blood in the water. This could get interesting and maybe entertaining real soon.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (O6j88) 291
This just in! Trump has replaced the USAF song with Bomben Aug England!!!
Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at January 31, 2017 07:15 PM (uLRzU) 292
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit gin, vodka, whiskey,ouzo, tequila, cognac, rum, beer, wine..... Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2017 07:15 PM (yfObW) 293
atching The Curse of Oak Island...they still haven't found any treasure.Shocking,I know.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (r/0kC) --- Have they found Hitler yet? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2017 07:15 PM (EnKk6) 294
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit gin, vodka, whiskey,ouzo, tequila, cognac, rum, beer, wine.....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2017 07:15 PM (yfObW) ....quaaludes.... Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:15 PM (PY9jH) 295
Crap. I hate autocucumber.
Posted by: Breathless News Reporter at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (uLRzU) 296
To be honest, Hillary could blame that shoe. The optics of the abandoned shoe was just killer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Stop trying to diminish my accomplishment, you jerk. IT WAS ME. Posted by: The fly on her eyebrow in the second debate at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (nIGPZ) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (Gv7El) 298
282 That video of Hilary collapsing and having to be picked up and put into a van is just a conspiracy theory.
You can trust me, I have a professional bald spot and a small penis. Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (FqgrG) Yes. I have it on the highest authority that the Frail Beast's collapse, seizure and disposal into a waiting van was an optical illusion only. I moved along because I was told to. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (nQ10o) 299
Crybaby Schumer - What happen?
Bitch McTurtle - Somebody sent up us the bomb. Rat Ryan - We get signal. Crybaby - What! Bitch McTurtle - Main screen on. Crybaby - Its you! Golden Scalp Weasel - All you base are belong to us. Golden Scalp Weasel - You are on the way to destruction. Crybaby - What you say? Golden Scalp Weasel - You have no chance to survive, make your time. Golden Scalp Weasel - Ha ha ha ha... Rat Ryan - Captain! Crybaby - Take off every ZIG!! You know what you doing. Move ZIG. For great justice. The End. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (MCEs2) 300
Watching The Curse of Oak Island...they still haven't found any treasure.Shocking,I know.
--- LOL. That show makes Ancient Aliens look like a UFC cage match. Do you think they put random old things in the dirt for them to find, for the sake of ratings? If yes, do the people finding them KNOW things are put there for them to find? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (J5mC3) Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (DpOmP) 302
It's refreshing to see a POTUS without a fly on his cheek, or a rat running in front of his podium.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (PY9jH) 303
prolapsed uterus. You just stuff that sucker back in, take the wrinkles out, whip in a couple of stitches and you're good to go.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (miMcm) 304
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CNN Hollywood is in an area where many homeless drug addicts hang out Posted by: Deplore Male Logic at January 31, 2017 06:48 PM (lKyWE) ================== I can attest to the validity of this ... Posted by: Nick Nolte at January 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mt8X9) 305
atching The Curse of Oak Island...they still haven't found any treasure.Shocking,I know.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (r/0kC) --- Have they found Hitler yet? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2017 07:15 PM (EnKk6) Like Dean Wormer said, "I hate those guys." Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 07:17 PM (5VlCp) 306
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2017 07:17 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at January 31, 2017 07:17 PM (Tyii7) 308
284 I never want to see a prolasped uterus.
............. And I never want to grab one. But, I can tell you one thing. I rather grab than "stab" one. Posted by: naturalfake, poet at January 31, 2017 07:12 PM (9q7Dl) Excuse me, Misses Clinton. Is that your labia on the floor? Posted by: Passsing stanger at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (rIvb0) 309
Watching The Curse of Oak Island...they still haven't found any treasure.Shocking,I know.
== They should do a crossover show with the Finding Bigfoot people. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (Gv7El) 310
Oh, for fucks sake, do these idiots ever get tired?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (kTF2Z) 311
It's refreshing to see a POTUS without a fly on his cheek, or a rat running in front of his podium. --- It's like God is sending us signals. FLY ON FACE: BAD NO FLY ON FACE: GOOD But most people don't get it... Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (J5mC3) 312
I'm, "Likeable enough," he says. I'll give him, "Likeable enough," that jug-eared-fuck.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (XoldI) 313
Stop trying to diminish my accomplishment, you jerk.
IT WAS ME. Posted by: The fly on her eyebrow in the second debate at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (nIGPZ That's what stuck out the most to me about WestWorld. The flies on the robots. Then the Flies on Obama and Hillary. Flies don't hang around living people. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (O6j88) 314
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (MCEs2)
That was beautiful. I laughed. I cried. Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (qUNWi) 315
Excuse me, Misses Clinton. Is that your labia on the floor?
Posted by: Passsing stanger at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (rIvb0) Aaaannd there went any thought of dinner. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:18 PM (PY9jH) 316
No,that's another History Channel shiw ehere they are looking for Hitler.Or,who knows,maybe old Adolph is at the bottom of the "money pit".
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2017 07:19 PM (r/0kC) 317
Proof!
From: "Mail Administrator" To: jpodesta.dnc.com Subject: Reset your password Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2016 15:04:16 -0800 Message-Id: Errors-To: errors+devnull@wh.gov Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 31, 2017 07:19 PM (B11vO) Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 07:19 PM (qUNWi) 319
People who drive slow in the left lane are literally hitler. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (Gv7El) And Stalin if they don't turnoff their turn signal. Posted by: YIKES! at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (yfObW) 320
Hey everybody.
This has probably already been said, but I've read there has NEVER been much love at all between the Obamas and the Clintons. In fact I've also read that Michelle is much closer to Laura Bush than she is to Hillary. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (u8kLQ) 321
Well after the announcement tonight, the outrage would transfer from immigration to 'OMG he will overturn Roe Wade' histrionics. I foresee mass confusion for the Dems...which cause to protest????
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (a0IVu) 322
So, she's still stuck on the 'Russian hacking' meme, with added Obama.
Hillary Clinton, who will never be president, is stuck in the 80s and Cold War. Posted by: Rodney Johnson at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (sVI9P) 323
I've never heard of the Curse of Oak Island before, but from what I can tell it is cursed with boredom.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (O6j88) 324
People who talk loudly on their cellphones in the doctor's office are literally Hitler.
Same with people who yak on their phones in line at the grocery store. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (PY9jH) 325
How come no one is ever literally me?
Posted by: Mussilni at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (71OEY) 326
It's getting dank in the Fuhrerbunker. Hillary's not the only incontinent one now. On her orders, several underlings attempting to flee to the American lines were shot by the guards. The carboys of gin and tequila, deemed adequate in 1939, are down to the dregs.
Don't let them take you alive, Hillary. Take charge of the situation one last time and show them all. Put the Walther to your temple and power your way through. Remember to do Bill first. He's a dick. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (jAUQf) 327
Watching The Curse of Oak Island...they still haven't found any treasure.Shocking,I know.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2017 07:14 PM (r/0kC) .............. Not even the Knights Templar latrine? Posted by: wth at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr) 328
She should be pissed he didn't pardon her because in theory she is still on the hook for all those unprotected emails
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2017 07:22 PM (0AwCy) 329
You just stuff that sucker back in, take the wrinkles out, whip in a couple of stitches and you're good to go.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (miMcm) Pretty much, yep. Never had to deal with one. Not even the litter I had to deliver when Her Majesty was out of town. My first and last foray into obstetrics. Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 31, 2017 07:22 PM (J8/9G) 330
In fact I've also read that Michelle is much closer to Laura Bush than she is to Hillary.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (u8kLQ) Doesn't say much for Laura. Mooch is a nasty, racist bitch. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:22 PM (PY9jH) 331
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It came to me in a dream.... Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2017 07:22 PM (MCEs2) 332
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It's refreshing to see a POTUS without a fly on his cheek, or a rat running in front of his podium. --- Did a rat come up to the Frail Beast's podium, too? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 07:22 PM (nQ10o) 333
320 Hey everybody.
This has probably already been said, but I've read there has NEVER been much love at all between the Obamas and the Clintons. In fact I've also read that Michelle is much closer to Laura Bush than she is to Hillary. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (u8kLQ Laura Bush likes men. Hillary hates men. Message received. Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (O6j88) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (Gv7El) 335
>>> Hillary Clinton, who will never be president, is stuck in the 80s and Cold War.
..... Obama was talking about her, not Romney, in 2012. Posted by: Damiano at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (71OEY) 336
How come no one is ever literally me?
Posted by: Mussilni Because after all is said and done, you end up just hanging around. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (IcT7t) 337
324 People who talk loudly on their cellphones in the doctor's office are literally Hitler.
Same with people who yak on their phones in line at the grocery store. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (PY9jH) People who whip out a checkbook at the checkout with a long line behind them are literally Hitler, Himmler, Goering, and the SS combined. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (4ErVI) 338
Having a grand mal seizure on live television had NOTHING to do with it. ..
Posted by: Vashta Nerada Was it a Grand Mal, or a petit mal seizure? I thought a Grand Mal would have had her against that bollard looking like someone left a sybian on. Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (W2Fol) 339
325 How come no one is ever literally me?
Posted by: Mussilni at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (71OEY) You could barely beat the Ethiopians. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2017 07:24 PM (Xuv2G) Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 31, 2017 07:24 PM (71OEY) 341
People who talk loudly on their cellphones in the doctor's office are literally Hitler. Same with people who yak on their phones in line at the grocery store. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (PY9jH) Did you know everything and I mean everything in the universe is Hitler? Let that sink in. Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (yfObW) 342
Doesn't say much for Laura. Mooch is a nasty, racist bitch. I think I remember a news piece that Laura and both daughters were pro-choice. Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (ByNzS) 343
Thankfully I can say I never saw Prolasped Uterus open for anybody.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (O6j88) 344
I thought Oak Island was the portal to Atlantis? Guarded by Bigfoot and the 10th Legion.
Posted by: Typical Lib at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (uLRzU) 345
Mussilni was the best asset the Allieds had
Posted by: George S Patton at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (DpOmP) 346
When all is said and done, there is much more said than done.
Posted by: The 'Real' Curse of Oak Island at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (hA1V+) 347
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (W2Fol) 348
Steve,
You just know the Clintons hate the Obamas too. Bigly. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (8cEQL) 349
Rick and Marty Lagina, which rhymes with vagina.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (HgMAr) 350
>>You could barely beat the Ethiopians.
Posted by: Ace's liver Hey, they had lots of pointy sticks. Posted by: Mussolini at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (/Nite) 351
Did you know that Gorsuch's mother ran the EPA at the beginning of the Reagan administration but had to resign because of some allegation of political favoritism?
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2017 07:26 PM (a0IVu) 352
Not even daddy could fix that hole.
Posted by: Malia at January 31, 2017 07:26 PM (XoldI) 353
Cali, yup.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:26 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:26 PM (Gv7El) 355
People who walk away from the gas pump to go into the store when you're waiting in line behind them are going to play a bridge foursome in hell with Hitler, Stalin and Mao.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 31, 2017 07:26 PM (J8/9G) 356
I think I remember a news piece that Laura and both daughters were pro-choice.
Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2017 07:25 PM (ByNzS) Not surprised. Laura was a graceful, lovely FLOTUS. W was a compassionate CiC. However, I don't miss any of the Bushes now. Not one. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:27 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 07:27 PM (qUNWi) 358
Well after the announcement tonight, the outrage would transfer from immigration to 'OMG he will overturn Roe Wade' histrionics. I foresee mass confusion for the Dems...which cause to protest????
--- Oh, it won't be a problem. They'll just have "protests" that will cover everything. Pussy hats next to Trump is Hitler signs next to women in burkas, standing near She Males with Black Lives Matter signs. /saturday night on Hollywood Boulevard? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 07:27 PM (J5mC3) 359
Nood Hitler.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2017 07:27 PM (qUNWi) 360
324 Maybe the people in the doctor's office are talking with the people in the grocery store.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 31, 2017 07:28 PM (Ndje9) 361
However, I don't miss any of the Bushes now. Not one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:27 PM (PY9jH) Me either, Jane. Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2017 07:28 PM (ByNzS) 362
People who drive slow in the left lane are literally hitler.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (Gv7El) And Stalin if they don't turnoff their turn signal. Posted by: YIKES! at January 31, 2017 07:20 PM (yfObW) In the literal manner, reminiscent of Jinjus Kuhan, they callously left their highbeams on as they approached me on the road. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 31, 2017 07:28 PM (7N6ox) 363
I would bet that when the Clintons are gone and the whole truth can finally come out about them, one of the revelations is that Hillary's hated Obama this whole time.
I'd also bet she still considers BO to have "stolen" her 2008 DNC nom. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:28 PM (u8kLQ) 364
325 How come no one is ever literally me?
Posted by: Mussilni at January 31, 2017 07:21 PM (71OEY) You could barely beat the Ethiopians. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2017 07:24 PM (Xuv2G) And "Hitler" is easier to spell. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 07:28 PM (5VlCp) 365
336 How come no one is ever literally me?
Posted by: Mussilni Because after all is said and done, you end up just hanging around. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 07:23 PM (IcT7t) Awwwww. I suck again. Posted by: Pol Pot at January 31, 2017 07:29 PM (rIvb0) 366
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:28 PM (u8kLQ)
I'm not taking that bet. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2017 07:29 PM (8cEQL) 367
Thanks for all the suggestions on things that will soon be punishable by death under my administration, everyone! I'm getting to work right now...
Posted by: D. "you know who" T. at January 31, 2017 07:30 PM (u8kLQ) 368
BREAKING at MSNBC: Neil Gorsuch is an anagram for Lunch Orgies!!!
Posted by: ShainS at January 31, 2017 07:30 PM (mt8X9) 369
Cali, okay. Fair enough and I could definitely be wrong.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:31 PM (u8kLQ) 370
I, for one, am grateful that President Trump is announcing the SCOTUS pick in good time so that everyone can watch Tucker afterward.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 07:31 PM (nQ10o) 371
Hi guys whatcha talkin bout?
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2017 07:31 PM (BO/km) 372
Green Peace is going to paint a Hitler mustache on the Statue of Liberty & blame Drumpf! Fear us you fascists!
Posted by: Green POS at January 31, 2017 07:32 PM (bc2Lc) 373
So the Russians were electioneering, who was stuffing ballet boxes.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 31, 2017 07:33 PM (P/kVC) 374
I had a green piece once.
Posted by: Cap'n Kirk at January 31, 2017 07:34 PM (BO/km) Posted by: hoss at January 31, 2017 07:36 PM (quSd4) 376
"Hold the Mustard: Weiner May be Charged with Child Pornography" by Ben Shapiro
(link to the Daily Wire) http://tinyurl.com/j4njl2v Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 07:36 PM (u8kLQ) 377
And now you have to face the whole awful rest of your life as a has-been, a political Bill Buckner, shunned by decent people as though you were a disgusting mess on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 31, 2017 07:11 PM (J8/9G) ================= LOL. I suppose that makes Obama a political Steve Bartman ... Posted by: ShainS at January 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9) 378
302 It's refreshing to see a POTUS without a fly on his cheek, or a rat running in front of his podium.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2017 07:16 PM (PY9jH) ========================= My eyes must be going. I initially read that as or a rat running inside of his rectum. Posted by: ShainS at January 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mt8X9) 379
Thank you verrry mush!
Posted by: Neil Gorsuch at January 31, 2017 07:58 PM (oVJmc) 380
I dunno, all this trump is hitler bool$#it just make me think of the monty python skit with mr hilter & mr bimmler & their cohorts hanging out in a seaside resort in England .....
which also makes a very telling point about the tolerance of old-school society in general, but I digress .... *heads for refrigerator where a jar of Skyy awaits* Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 31, 2017 08:00 PM (1d+CX) 381
>>>256
I did a bunch of jobs in Hollywood, we would play a game every night sitting at the hotel window, slap a dollar down and call male or female from a block away. It was a fun drinking game.<<< ------------ I used to do the same thing with the barmaid at "The Original Pappa Joe's" on Bourbon St. Was dating her at the time, so free beer. She was a big redhead that had been a Playboy Bunny in N.O. Met her at a nudist camp across the lake. But that's a different story. Posted by: Javems at January 31, 2017 08:09 PM (yOqwj) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 31, 2017 08:09 PM (1d+CX) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 31, 2017 08:10 PM (1d+CX) 384
ok, then.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 31, 2017 08:10 PM (1d+CX) 385
Just in from Hilary. Gorsuch is the Kremlin's Candidate.
Posted by: pat at January 31, 2017 08:21 PM (4MSOz) 386
She forgot to say amen.
Posted by: Lawrence Garfield at January 31, 2017 08:38 PM (JjXhV) 387
240 From Drudge, it looks like there's a very good chance Carlos Danger is going to be prosecuted for enticing a minor (15 y.o. girl).
Number of Dems asked to explain how Dear Leader Chuck the Schmuck failed so spectacularly in mentoring him: fucking 0. Number asked if he maybe picked up a taste for the jailbait from Bubba, even less. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 31, 2017 08:39 PM (OJbu/) 388
Having only 99% of the media pumping out hosannas for her 24 by 7 just wasn't enough. She deserved 100%, but the media dropped the ball!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 31, 2017 08:42 PM (OJbu/) 389
She's come a long way
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