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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (1/31/17) Things That Make You Say Bad Words Edition
The Left is concerned about the Constitution.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. I realize the current executive administration doesn’t care and the current majority in the legislative branch barely cares, but remembering exactly who our government works for will be helpful over the next few years.
Isn't that special? They know there is a constitution. They even know how to use it? Bless their hearts.
One last question for Left, Where the hell were you during the Obama years? Hypocrisy and short term memory lapse is no way to go through life.
Have you ever found yourself in Washington D.C. without anything to do? Check out the EPA Headquarters Exhibit. h/t Isophorone Blog @Isophorone
The exhibit is open to the public and free of charge, Mondays through Fridays, from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Upon entry to the Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center, all adult guests are required to present a photo ID and all visitors will pass through security.Can you pick out the flaws in this exhibit? The ONT's guess is that these greatest hits of the EPA won't be on display. Just a hunch, that's all we are saying.
If the first few stories didn't make you say bad words, Then you're ready for a big ass bowl of popcorn While the USA burns.
“Government scientists are commonly as corrupt as the corporate government that employs them.”
―- Steven Magee
Quote II
“The fall of Empire, gentlemen, is a massive thing, however, and not easily fought. It is dictated by a rising bureaucracy, a receding initiative, a freezing of caste, a damming of curiosity—a hundred other factors. It has been going on, as I have said, for centuries, and it is too majestic and massive a movement to stop.”Quote III
― Isaac Asimov
"The rights of persons, and the rights of property, are the objects, for the protection of which Government was instituted."- James Madison
A SCOTUS nominee. How will the
Now that we have that shit the causes of the bad words out of the way, let us delve into some more ONT material.
Have you lost your keys? After reading this story, there is hope for you to find that missing set.
In 1502, the Portuguese explorer Vasco Da Gama led a fleet of ships from Lisbon, Portugal in hopes of traveling to India. Unfortunately, two of his ships never returned from the voyage, and everyone thought that they were lost forever. But that all changed in 2013 when scientists made a discovery so incredible, it would alter history as we knew it. When you see what they found, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time!
Postnatal health care, Japanese style. It doesn't even sound comforting.
The five mothers at a recent session in Tokyo lay on their backs with their knees on their chests bundled up in white cloths. Staff then helped them rock over cushions. "It felt warm and there was this feeling with my body," said one mother who tried the 20 minute session. "I have never experienced this before so its quite hard to describe properly."Of course,
Mother, Mother, Mother. It's about time this crazy shit stops. We don't care if you identify as a man, if you're pregnant you're a woman. And we feel sorry for your kid.
Doctors working for the United Kingdom's government-run National Health Service are being told to stop calling pregnant women "expectant mothers" because it is not "inclusive" to biological women who identify as men. The trade union representing NHS doctors claims a "large majority of people that have been pregnant or have given birth identify as women," but said a change to remove the word "mother" is necessary because biological women who think they are men can get pregnant.
Call The ONT cynical. What's in it for John F. Kerry?
As we approach Super Bowl LI football dominates the sporting world. But, there is some MLB news. St. Louis Cardinals hit hard by hacking sentence. Funny how MLB can catch hackers but our beloved Federal Gubmint can't.
Several months after the former scouting director for the St. Louis Cardinals was sentenced to 46 months in jail for hacking into the Houston Astros player database, the final punishment from Major League Baseball has been handed down. Commissioner Rob Manfred proclaimed Monday the Cardinals would have to send the Astros $2 million and their two highest 2017 draft picks to compensate for the hacking.
The ONT's cheap shot of the evening. Lena Dunham's ancestor located. Science & culture with one fell swoop. Ancestor
Current Model
What did you expect? After all, it is the Things That Make You Say Bad Words Edition.
American composer, Phillip Glass is born in 1937.
Recently a clip of Swedish chief of police in Östersund, Stephen Jerand, warning women to adjust their behaviour to protect against a spate of violent attacks, has resurfaced on Facebook and Twitter, now circulating on YouTube with English translation and commentary. The video is real and dates to March 7th 2016, when the Östersund police thought it appropriate, after at least six reports of violence against women in the area since 20 February.
What's wrong with this hipster article besides the over reliance on apps for booze shopping?
Shopping for beer, wine, and liquor can be a pain. First, you have to go all the way to the store (that sucks big time). Then, you have to meander through the aisles, hoping that you choose wisely without any real information about said beer, wine, and liquor. If you’re lucky, you’ll run into a knowledgeable employee who can point you in the right direction. Cut out the middle man by using Drizly. All you need is the app and you can peruse all the booze you want, decide what works for you, and order it. They’ll even deliver it to your door. It’s available all over the U.S., including: Austin, Baltimore, Boston, Boulder, Calgary, Chicago, Columbus, Connecticut, and 32 other cities across the country. Wherever you are, it’s likely Drizly will deliver booze to you.
Good news Gin drinkers. The future of Gin seems secure.
Nanny State International. France bans free refills of soda.
The acts of Omission, the acts of Commission, Donald Trump can't do anything right. h/t https://twitter.com/ThostaHD
Bad words?This Group takes it with a grain of salt.
Do you have an ONT tip? Do you some loose change? Or a spare cup of Joe? You can send them here. Or here, petmorons at the gmail location.
Saving money is not a bad thing. Being a complete cheap ass? Genius Award Winner.
John McEnroe, not always a bad guy.The Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by President Trump & Vice President Pence. h/t Hank Curmudgeon
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The preceding ONT was rated PG-13.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 31, 2017 09:52 PM (TJx8f)
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Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 09:53 PM (0DVOr)
Oh thank goodness. The Monkey is safe. The Monkey is safe.
Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2017 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
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Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2017 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 09:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 09:55 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 09:55 PM (lMp+G)
President Duterte won't lift a finger to help undocumented Filipino immigrants in the US as the Trump administration intensifies its crackdown on illegal aliens.
"To the Filipinos there, you better be on the right track. If you are not allowed to stay there where you are staying, get out. Because if you are caught and deported, I will not lift a finger," the President said in a press conference yesterday .
"You know that it is a violation of the law," he added.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 09:56 PM (Om16U)
Thank you Splunge.
And I must admit posting the McLame/Lindsey picture cracked me up.
Who knew you could have fun at your job.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 09:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 09:56 PM (O6j88)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 31, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 09:56 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 09:57 PM (GRNzr)
In other words no time soon from the looks of things.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 31, 2017 09:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 09:56 PM (Om16U)
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Seems like several countries in Oceania understand the concept of closed borders.
Australia has been killing it, lately.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 09:57 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Cloud William at January 31, 2017 09:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (lMp+G)
That's racist, isn't it? I was told that black people are unable to get photo ID for voting.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zen monk Ii at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R)
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Good point. Alright, SHUT IT DOWN!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (kumBu)
Proper Viking Metal gone Disney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew
Amon Amarth will never be the same !!!
Posted by: qmark at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (o3/+K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: bluebell's phone at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (hdMKX)
Had a nice conversation with Joyce this afternoon. Similar to Sunday's, in that she's able to string more than two/three words together, and responds when asked (although not always long response). It's just nice to hear the smile in her voice.
I'm headed down next week, followed by her ex- and his BH.
As always, prayers most welcome. Thank you!!!
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (vUcdz)
We can't figure out where to go apparently*.
*Just to white liberals
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (tnY1M)
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (7yo7t)
I just wonder will we reach a point when every leftist head has exploded so we hear nothing when he enacts or appoints something/one.
I believe that is the day when I become tired of winning.
....naah!!!
Posted by: keena at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (RiTnx)
There should be plenty left since I gave it up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (voOPb)
I hope I can get to the point where I enjoy the hate coming from the pussy hat wearers, but I'm not there yet.
Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (CLKfs)
https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/826607094958784512
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (bKxiT)
It really is. I need to hire somebody to live my real life so I can keep enjoying this in real time.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (O6j88)
Posted by: qmark at January 31, 2017 09:59 PM (o3/+K)
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Dethklok! \m/ \m/
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (qgUJH)
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I think I found them.
Forward me your home address, and the make and model of car that you drive so I can deliver them.
Also, let me know what time you're not at home, so I don't accidentally come by at the wrong time.
Posted by: junior at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (nsZ+m)
Trial balloon for a coupe: those people are insane. They should stick with sedans.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (oea40)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 10:01 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (nDcc3)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504325824385024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504405277089792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504501943214088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504596860305408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504689453846528
Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Mathers at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The Garbone at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (9dH/8)
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Good to hear.
Posted by: junior at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Lena.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (uHoxz)
Clearly not my intention. Can't speak for the Yankee fans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (voOPb)
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This is the same thing they did to Bush.
Bush is Hitler, Bush is hateful, etc.
I suspect it's all psychological displacement due to their fear of Islam. It wasn't an issue with Obama because he sympathized with Islam and allowed terrorist attacks.
They are terrified of Islam, but cannot face it.
So they scream at Bush and now at Trump.
Because they know that Bush and Trump will not behead them, blow them up or throw them off buildings.
Hate your boss, kick your dog when you get home. Same theory.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (BHMfA)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504790188421120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504885369724928
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826504964801429504
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826505061975080960
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/826538594647015425
Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2017 10:03 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2017 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)
https://youtu.be/JH-7kc4Qm2Y
Posted by: otho at January 31, 2017 10:04 PM (lmIoG)
President Trump should make every RINO in Congress wear that thing so we can pick them out in the crowd.
The new RINO Hat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 10:05 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz)
Probably not Mindanao though . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (lMp+G)
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spent a month there last summer. Visit Corregidor
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (lJW6d)
LOL, sorry, I was on a motorcycle. Don't remember what keys I lost but I lived in Arizona and didn't have a car at the time. I know one of the keys was my barracks room which was torn down a few years ago.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (jKUeC)
...so is that a news article, or a TV Guide blurb for Cinemax?
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (jKUeC)*
I believe there is a 500 year waiting period.
Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (0DVOr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Bulimics. I am not even kidding
Posted by: Batterup at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (mtGE/)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (5zfq1)
No, it illustrates the fact that big cats are meat eating predators. Science!
Posted by: West at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (hWGrf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)
transgender "girl" reverts to being a boy after mom loses custody to dad
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/826629107630891008
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (Ojki1)
*bookmark and cut bait*
...okay, so what do you fags want to talk about?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (7yo7t)
https://www.oathkeepers.org/navyjack-operation-hypo-action-report/
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
...so is that a news article, or a TV Guide blurb for Cinemax?
Posted by: mikeski
Do they need some Spirit Cooking because I'm available.
Posted by: John Podesta at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (7yo7t)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (PqqkK)
I don't want to go to his site, but I know Jeffrey Wells and other libs' heads are exploding at this SCOTUS pick.
So here's what I'd write if I chose to comment there. Hope people don't mind if I post it here.
"So Jeff, you're taking a break from all your other tantrums by... throwing yet another tantrum.
Get it straight, 1% spoiled-ass bigot boomer Jeff: you and your ilk deserve Trump. You earned him via your own hateful, exclusionary, mindless mob mentality and behavior, which is manifestly reflected all throughout your execrable, cheap propaganda trade you call an 'industry.'
But by all means, don't let that stop your tantrum. Scream, yell, throw things, destroy other people's property, and assault other people. Fly straight over to DC, run straight to the WH and FUCKING DEMAND, shrieking at the TOP OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS, that Trump resign immediately and your cunt queen Hillary get to become POTUS. Make your psychological dildo Keith Olbermann mucho proud!
The only thing I would advise you *not* to do is threaten the president in any way, especially physically, but frankly I really, really hope you actually *do* just that. You'd take a Secret Service bullet and your meaningless, hedonistic, Hollywood-worshipping, cocaine-covered ass needs to be dead. The sooner the better."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:09 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (PqqkK)
Haven't been there since about two weeks before Pinatubo blew up. I'd love to go back to Clark one of these days but not sure my heart could take it anymore.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:09 PM (jKUeC)
And the first reader to comment declares Gorsuch so bad she can't even, and then goes on to say she hopes he is still "cooling his heels" two years from now.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 31, 2017 10:09 PM (U6f54)
Boom shaka laka laka
Posted by: teej at January 31, 2017 10:10 PM (3duqG)
Jeebus. Here's a novel idea, push the political correctness crap aside, and focus on practicing medicine. As in the health of the baby and mother. Maybe we should replace the word "mother" with "xother".
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Sure, she can't even, but was she *literally shaking*?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: biblio, who mostly lurks at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (4Dr5C)
Haven't been there since about two weeks before Pinatubo blew up. I'd love to go back to Clark one of these days but not sure my heart could take it anymore.
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We drove past it while heading up to Botolan. Now a civil airport.
I even found a Philly-style cheesesteak shop there.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (Om16U)
transgender "girl" reverts to being a boy after mom loses custody to dad
Think a lot of these are Mundchausen by proxy - the parents encourage it when they're toddlers.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Isn't being a member of the Film Actors Guild the bestest?
Posted by: Matt Damen at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (Ojki1)
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And now...we dance!
Posted by: Sprockets at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (u8kLQ)
There's hope for that girl yet.
The FAA stopped over too - apparently I need to install a red strobe light on der schadenboner and all will be forgiven.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (CLKfs)
I'd love to go back to Clark one of these days but not sure my heart could take it anymore.
Posted by: Bill R.
Is it still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (0DVOr)
I got time, I guess I'll be waiting patiently at the bar
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (jKUeC)
What's really scary is: that would be even harsher coming from me, if I chose to read whatever bullshit Jeff has posted at his blog.
This time I'm not gonna do it. I just don't want or need the aggravation and shortening of my life it would cause.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (u8kLQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdOGmKPhkPs
I don't care for most punk, and especially this song, but this makes me laugh.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 31, 2017 10:13 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:13 PM (7yo7t)
Yeah. Don't do that. I type a lot of shit that gets "lawyerized" and "corporatized", while much of it sinks under the "delete" button.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:13 PM (7yo7t)
-Posted by: Matt Damen at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (Ojki1)
I don't know. FYNQ.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:14 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (PqqkK)
Oh the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.
Posted by: The Duke at January 31, 2017 10:14 PM (T71PA)
will drink celebration rum. will not piss bed.
will drink celebration rum. will not piss bed.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:14 PM (PqqkK)
Haven't been there since about two weeks before Pinatubo blew up. I'd love to go back to Clark one of these days but not sure my heart could take it anymore.
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We drove past it while heading up to Botolan. Now a civil airport.
I even found a Philly-style cheesesteak shop there.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
Used to work comms in the USAF. One night, we get a call (I was in Nebraska at the time) from Clark AB. They informed us they were shutting down the HF station because of a volcano. We went to the break room and watched it on CNN. Looked very scary. The base closed not too long afterwards. The HF operations moved to Guam.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (pY+s4)
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I'm hoping McConnell does it for him.
Posted by: junior at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (nsZ+m)
transgender "girl" reverts to being a boy after mom loses custody to dad
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/826629107630891008
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:07 PM (Om16U)
Good, since mommy dearest is obviously a sick fuck. Make her pay for the psychotherapy bills too.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
My younger brother was into punk, SP NYDolls, Ramones, etc listened to a lot of it when in HS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (voOPb)
More apps to cater to the infantalization of the Juicebox Generation. They order lunch through apps, get a ride through apps, date through apps, can't find their asses without an app.
Pretty soon an app will take them on virtual vacation, have sex through virtual porn, and all their human interactions will be over social media where their self-worth is determined by number of Twitter followers and retweets their virtue signaling garnered.
I have a hunch that in an extended power outage, millennials will be as useful as a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:16 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:06 PM (PqqkK)
Oh the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.
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we saw monkeys on Corregidor and at Subic. FYI, you can still see the lahars that Pinutobo left on Google earth.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:16 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (u8kLQ)"
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You did right by coming here. The moron horde is hilarious and gosh darn it the BPOE. But mostly HILARIOUS. Laughter like being out on the ocean puts years back...or holds them at bay.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2017 10:16 PM (cOHS7)
Everyone is on defense. Everyone.
Posted by: Mathers at January 31, 2017 10:17 PM (3myMJ)
Good, since mommy dearest is obviously a sick fuck. Make her pay for the psychotherapy bills too.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
Munchausen by proxy probably.This is in the UK, and blame goes to the social worrkers pandering to it too.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)
The guy is great with movies, he keeps up on new home video releases, and I've learned about a lot of great new releases from him.
The problem is, the guy has gradually gone completely apeshit over politics. He's gone from a typical lib to full-on Stalinist. He's even now promoting violence at his blog (although he's always oh-so-clever about couching his terms).
In the past I've gotten so pissed at him, because he WILL NOT respond to decent inquiries and honest debate, that I've written stuff like above to him, then banned myself from his blog for months at a time. But I keep coming back (stupid of me), and he's still posting liberal hate.
So now I'm trying to give him up for good. Thought it would be less aggravating for me to make an educated guess of what he and his liberal ass-buddies have posted, and respond to him here. Lately he's also big on "purging" (his own term) his comment site and he's even been threatening his few remaining conservative readers lately, no matter how polite they are to him.
Oh: and on 2016 election day, Wells was ranting on and on and on about how Trump was elected by "hinterland bumblefucks." I've mentioned that before here. As I've said, some people have everything and they're still walking pieces of hateful shit. Wells is one of them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:17 PM (u8kLQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdOGmKPhkPs
I don't care for most punk, and especially this song, but this makes me laugh.
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a long ways from "The Young Ones"
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:18 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Yes, and no. It is a Secure Economic Zone with numerous businesses and I believe the Phillipine Air Force flies out of there some. I think FEDEX moved out some years ago because of pilferage. But Angeles City is still hopping. Just be very careful of the scams.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:18 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:18 PM (voOPb)
Half of em will probably OD sooner than planned.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:19 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:18 PM (voOPb)
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Oddly, McMuffin praised him, or so I saw earlier.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 10:19 PM (qgUJH)
It's in the Constitution.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:19 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Her cloaca is acting up today.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 31, 2017 10:19 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:19 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
You guys "get" me. :-) And, if Wells sees my response to him here? He could delete it if it was at his own site, but he can't delete it from *this* site.
He can respond, I'm sure... but then *we* get to go after *him.* Wish it would happen frankly.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (u8kLQ)
It's part of what pisses me off.
After a couple days, a week at most ... they'll change their tunes. And be willing slaves.
It ain't right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (oAY8z)
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/the-cult-of-transgender/
Parent laments that parents get *no* support when their teen kid declares themselves transgender, that they're so busy trying to support them no one will help them work out what really may be going on.
Sounds like the same thing was at work with that boy - his mom said he identifies as a girls and most were so happy to show how tolerant they were they never questioned it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (NOIQH)
I believe that NRO is being complementary of the nominee that we wouldn't have had they had their way.
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (7yo7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (u8kLQ)
$10.00 says you're ripping him a new asshole within a year.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mathers
Nah, first they have to filibluster.
And it is well underway.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:20 PM (xpfRn)
Pretty soon an app will take them on virtual vacation, have sex through virtual porn, and all their human interactions will be over social media where their self-worth is determined by number of Twitter followers and retweets their virtue signaling garnered.
I have a hunch that in an extended power outage, millennials will be as useful as a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM (Ya7zs)
Ah nuts. What was the sock name of the Latin lover who slept with the pajama boys girlfriends again?
Cause he'll have an app to steal the virtual women from the porn app from pajama boy.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 31, 2017 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2017 10:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Quietly. He should just wake up in Manila with a headache.
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (7yo7t)
Heh. He really is a jerk. He had some anti-white show on MTV.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (NOIQH)
The guy who does those pinups? That man is a National Treasure.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (oea40)
-Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:19 PM (xVuS6)
Might your words be blessed through the forge of truth and find their home upon the eyes of the blind.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
Another unforced error.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 31, 2017 10:23 PM (MA+I+)
The guy who does those pinups? That man is a National Treasure.
Posted by: Fred's Painting Service at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (oea40)
THIS!! Is why I keep coming back here.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:23 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Batterup at January 31, 2017 10:23 PM (mtGE/)
Go Trump. Drop more dookies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2017 10:23 PM (UqOC3)
iHave that app already.
Posted by: iPaolo at January 31, 2017 10:23 PM (TXZ1v)
But Angeles City is still hopping. Just be very careful of the scams.
Posted by: Bill R.
I spent a lot of time in the Navy at Subic Bay.
The only time I was at Clark was to come back
to the states in 1973.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell's phone at January 31, 2017 10:24 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:24 PM (7yo7t)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (xVuS6)
AKA, the way it used to be.
I'm afraid my schadenboner may go supercritical.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (qgUJH)
"Used to work comms in the USAF. One night, we get a call (I was in Nebraska at the time) from Clark AB. They informed us they were shutting down the HF station because of a volcano. We went to the break room and watched it on CNN. Looked very scary. The base closed not too long afterwards. The HF operations moved to Guam."
I was involved in the base renegotiations that were contemporaneous with Mt. Pinatubo's eruption. We literally shut them down afterwards and Anderson and NAS on Guam expanded dramatically.
My favorite moment came prior to the eruption. The Philippine Senate had played real hardball but it was obvious enough money would do the trick. There was one senator from Pampas who was particularly prickly. I asked him why, and he angrily replied in all seriousness Subic caused him to have to pay more for maids and whores.
Fast forward thirty years, and the United States is just as rotten if not more so than the RP back then, although whore prices have stabilized since the economy collapsed.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (ZIOW1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (kqtMD)
There you go. Directly from the horse's mouth.
The rights of private property comprise the fount from which all individual rights flow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (6gk0M)
The only time I was at Clark was to come back
to the states in 1973.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
I only did TDY's there. By the time I found out it was heaven I was locked into F-16's and couldn't go back to fixing F-4's.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (jKUeC)
Hate to break it to you, the Joo is also a Satanist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (VBsKP)
Cause he'll have an app to steal the virtual women from the porn app from pajama boy."
-Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 31, 2017 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
"Pablo"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (7yo7t)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (xVuS6)
Is he? He went to a Jesuit high school. Couldn't find out.
Some will say Jesuits aren't Catholics.
But see Silence if you're into art flicks. Best movie of the year.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (bQxkN)
And yes, the headline was something along the line of "scientists" were saying it was part of humans evolutionary line.
Uh huh. And how many extra hundred billion years of the age of the universe did you have to add this time to make that possible monkey brain.
Posted by: teej at January 31, 2017 10:28 PM (3duqG)
I laugh at it either way."
-Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (qgUJH)
While he isn't a "regular"? I don't like the direct socking. Will Bynn or something of the sort should be used.
Less work for Buzzion, at least.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)
"Ah nuts. What was the sock name of the Latin lover who slept with the pajama boys girlfriends again?
Cause he'll have an app to steal the virtual women from the porn app from pajama boy."
-Posted by: Bete Celebrating at January 31, 2017 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
Donaldo.
Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2017 10:28 PM (XoldI)
I'd love to go back to Clark one of these days but not sure my heart could take it anymore.
Posted by: Bill R.
Is it still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
It's sort of a big business park now
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2017 10:28 PM (4v9WA)
Too bad i was with the wife and kids or i could have stopped for a 'drink'
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:28 PM (PqqkK)
Trump should deport that Vargas dude.
Heh. He really is a jerk. He had some anti-white show on MTV.
Posted by: Lizzy
Are there any pro-white shows on MTV? Or anywhere else?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:26 PM (xVuS6)
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Oh Emmie, that's great! If you can talk in person, that's of course the best because then you can see expressions, etc. But I think you live quite a ways away, so by phone is certainly better than not at all.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2017 10:29 PM (sBOL1)
Well, at least they got that right. They ARE (biological) women who only think they are men. i.e. female nutcases (and not the nut cases they seem to wish they actually had)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2017 10:29 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:29 PM (xpfRn)
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what, no Marxists?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:29 PM (PqqkK)
...............
these wimminz, I bang loudly
con gusto
Posted by: Paolo at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (VBsKP)
Why did Jeb! leave us here winning all alone?
I looked over the primaries and voted for Donald Trump
Jeb! sharted his underoos and pftt he was gone.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (5VlCp)
Boulder, Calgary, Chicago, Columbus, Connecticut, and 32 other cities
across the country. <<<
Connecticut is a city?! And Calgary is in the US?!
Looks like someone needs to lay off the booze app.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (I5q3y)
I laugh at it either way.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
Is he real? He seems to be a composite NeverTrumper/GOP-e. Like Julia.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pY+s4)
That's right! "paolo" My bad!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 31, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)
I wouldn't expect much better from social workers in the US either.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:29 PM (IqV8l)
As if....although I think that 70's show "In Search Of" narrated by Leonard Nimoy was pretty close....
Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (4t48R)
Until StackOverflow decided to go political with Trump-bashing this week, I used to read the site frequently -- not just for technical stuff. There's a "parenting" board there, apparently for people who refuse to ask their parents for advice on raising their kids, and a guy asked what he should do for his daughter, who is reluctant to go to school, won't say why, etc.
My first thought: "she's being bullied -- help her learn to ignore the bullies or to work with school officials to end it". I think the most popular answer was along that line, too.
But a one of the other answers was "maybe she's gender confused".
Then there was the one I hope and pray was a troll: "My daughter was acting similarly, and after therapy for the whole family decided she identifies as male. She's just had her breasts removed, and is doing much, much better..." I cannot imagine a real parent agreeing to have a kid surgically mutilated for a social fad.
Please, tell me it was just trolling. Please?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (7yo7t)
I have spent the last eight years wondering who moved the fucking rock? Now, at long last, I can be proud of my President again. I look forward to the daily press conference with Spicer bitch slapping the media and refusing to let them set the narrative. I wake up wondering how will Trump piss off the idiots today? I am so glad we got what we needed with our human wrecking ball we call President Donald Trump.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)
I can't tell if you're being your usual sweet self, or sarcastic!
The right words will come, though, and fall on willing ears! Amen.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (kqtMD)
Paolo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:27 PM (7yo7t)
177 Paulo
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Paulo has many brothers. The better to serve.
Posted by: Paulo at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2017 10:32 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 10:32 PM (0OG8D)
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Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (xpfRn)
"Immigrants"
While we all can be pissed about the illegals living off our back the real problem is that the money they get under the and over the table goes to fund Democrat candidates. Stop giving illegals free everything - stop the funnel of money to bundlers to give to Democrats.
Posted by: Batterup at January 31, 2017 10:32 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 31, 2017 10:30 PM (fVubI)
Well, considering how rare transgenderism really is, I kinda think we hear more about it than is proportional to the occurrence.
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:33 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: teej at January 31, 2017 10:33 PM (3duqG)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 31, 2017 10:33 PM (kP16F)
That's progressives for you, morning until night, on every issue there is.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 31, 2017 10:33 PM (10LGw)
Just a reminder, HRC will never be President."
-Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (GRNzr)
Then whoever did that sock before and on election night deserves a fucking "Webbie" in honor of sucking me in and convincing me that it was real.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:33 PM (6gk0M)
Probably not Mindanao though . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 09:58 PM (lMp+G)
I have been to Mindanao many times. Del Monte has a ginourmous pineapple plantation there. Its safe. Extreme sw not so much, Basilan is no-go. Took our honeymoon on Camiguin Island which is N. Mindanao.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 31, 2017 10:34 PM (rIvb0)
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You don't have to be Catholic to attend Catholic school.
As for the religion classes... you don't have to believe, just pass the class.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:34 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:34 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:34 PM (6FqZa)
I made BC snort tequila out his nose.
*prances all around*
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (dEQP3)
fucking "Webbie" in honor of sucking me in and convincing me that it was
real.
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Like Mary Cloggenstein, he might have been real then.
Now... a useful sock.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (xVuS6)
While we all can be pissed about the illegals living off our back the real problem is that the money they get under the and over the table goes to fund Democrat candidates. Stop giving illegals free everything - stop the funnel of money to bundlers to give to Democrats.
Used to be all immigrants were required to show they were supporting themselves, or were deported. Tourists were required to show they had sufficient money to support themselves while they were here, and enough ties to their homeland that they'd want to go back.
Then the left decided we'd be the world's jerk sock.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (xVuS6)
nuthin changes much in islam
Posted by: Original Jake at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (VBsKP)
Your cardboard subscription has been upgraded to white linen paper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)
OMG that makes me ill.
She's probably just a tomboy but her family has convinced her to get mutilated.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (NOIQH)
There's a dividing line across CT where Yankee dominance quickly turns into Red Sox Nation.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:37 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 10:37 PM (sdi6R)
I made BC snort tequila out his nose.
*prances all around*
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (dEQP3)
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I'm putting aside 2 hours of headphone time. Sorry wife and kids. Too bad it'll be pre-Gorsuch
Posted by: Paulo at January 31, 2017 10:37 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Golf Channel?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (pY+s4)
OMG that makes me ill.
She's probably just a tomboy but her family has convinced her to get mutilated.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (NOIQH)
Or it's a moron, trolling, planning to post "She's changed her mind, so we've restored her breasts and hacked off her Play-Doh penis" in a week or so.
Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (J5mC3)
I made BC snort tequila out his nose.
*prances all around*
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (dEQP3)<<<
Hey, she stole my Power Wheels!!!
Posted by: some 5 year old girl at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (I5q3y)
Get ready. By this tomorrow, Gorsuch will be worse that Hitler, the most evil man to ever walk the earth, according to the leftoids.
Bitch needs to go ahead and light off the nuke. Cryin' and Lyin' Chucky will pull out all the stops. Full retard, they will go.
Question is, will Bitch have the votes to go nuclear. I'd imagine McStain and Grahamnesty will balk, and probably Hatch and some others.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (MA+I+)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (rIvb0)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 31, 2017 10:36 PM (VBsKP)
And here I thought only conservatives were afraid of change!
Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (4t48R)
My younger brother was into punk, SP NYDolls, Ramones, etc listened to a lot of it when in HS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:15 PM
You guys had good taste! Ramones remain arguably the most under rated band of all time. Yeah, everyone's heard of them... but they really were an musical earthquake at the time and changed everything. The Pistols were short lived, but was the "fuck you" that music needed back then. It was an explosive and exciting time. We'll probably never see the like of it again.
Posted by: otho at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (lmIoG)
Too bad i was with the wife and kids or i could have stopped for a 'drink'"
It was a prime post in the post-Marcos late Eighties. You seldom noticed how little ice was in the drink.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (ZIOW1)
Funny, I was at the metro stop at the Ronald Reagan building last Friday - that's where I got off for the March. And I can say with 100% confidence that if I had known there was an EPA museum right there, I would not have gone.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (sBOL1)
*blushes* Thank you... what a lovely thing to say!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (kqtMD)
Man, that's spot on.
It's like running TFG's 'stray lightning' through a Tesla coil.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (xpfRn)
No, it illustrates the fact that big cats are meat eating predators. Science!
Posted by: West
And pet kittehs are smaller versions. Several years ago, Greg Gutfeld would have this older guy, who had been a Los Angeles medical examiner, on Redeye. Gutfeld asked the guy about those tabloid stories of cats and dogs eating their owners after the owner died. The guy said that your dog will eat you if he has to, but your cat WILL eat you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
I made BC snort tequila out his nose.
*prances all around*
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (dEQP3)
Rant? Sexual line? Or just a joke?
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (GRNzr)
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We drove past it while heading up to Botolan. Now a civil airport.
I even found a Philly-style cheesesteak shop there.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 10:11 PM (PqqkK)
I've looked at Clark on Google Earth, a lot of the buildings I remember are still there, including the building I worked in, the chow hall and the barracks I lived in.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (80HyY)
I'm putting aside 2 hours of headphone time. Sorry wife and kids. Too bad it'll be pre-Gorsuch
Posted by: Paulo at January 31, 2017 10:37 PM (PqqkK)
Nope. We started recording like 10 minutes after the announcement.
BC brought up Chevron deference and then I think wandered off to mow the lawn or something whilst I lost my everloving shit.
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (MA+I+)
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Guess which one went to class.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (qgUJH)
As for the religion classes... you don't have to believe, just pass the class.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:34 PM (J5mC3)
Pfft, you don't even have to be embrace Catholic teachings to be a Catholic University anymore
Posted by: Marquette University at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (Ojki1)
My father spent time on one of the southern islands in WW2 and even then you had to be careful. I think it was Mindanao but can't remember. He mentioned the Moros.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (MA+I+)
I wonder if Gorsuch remembers him, unlike everyone else at Harvard.
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
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Very nice. Very, very nice.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (sBOL1)
I'm not even sure you have to embrace Catholic teachings to be a Pope.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
Sounds like a (relative) home run. Prob announced too late for tonight's Red Eye, so maybe a comment about it tomorrow during Half-Time Report.
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (7bsyg)
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During the Korean War, my Dad was stationed in the Phillipines.
He was not impressed by the local women and in fact, was really put off by them.
Came home and married a blonde. LOL.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (TnUKj)
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 2m 2 minutes ago
Hope you like my nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch for the United States Supreme Court. He is a good and brilliant man, respected by all.
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (7yo7t)
Had a nice conversation with Joyce this afternoon. Similar to Sunday's, in that she's able to string more than two/three words together, and responds when asked (although not always long response). It's just nice to hear the smile in her voice.
I'm headed down next week, followed by her ex- and his BH.
As always, prayers most welcome. Thank you!!!
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (vUcdz)
Prayer for Joyce,nyouvdont and your family.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 10:42 PM (nQ10o)
https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/826522452998094853
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 31, 2017 10:42 PM (7bsyg)
Then you look at the comments and realize the article by comparison is sane.
They're convinced Trump, but really it's Bannon, is orchestrating a coup to take over the government and...I'm not really sure. Beat up trannies and make trillions in an engineered economic collapse.
Who knows? They're all over the place.
I gotta love the plaintive I'm scared from someone with a hispanic name. Probably someone who several months ago was chortling and jerking off over kill whitey shit on the internet.
It'll be a miracle of one of these nuts doesn't try to kill the president.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2017 10:42 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2017 10:42 PM (CLKfs)
Heh. It's his Columbia classmates who don't remember him.
His Harvard classmates used to have a blowhard scale based on Obama (something like the Obamameter) because he was so well known for long, rambling pontifications.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (80HyY)
Most of the clubs downtown have different names and it appears the Aussies and Koreans run damn near everything now.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (xVuS6)
I do remember him.
Low energy.
Posted by: Neil Gorsuch at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (4ErVI)
Rant? Sexual line? Or just a joke?
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (cAnNx)
I don't want to spoil the surprise.
Best part was I wasn't even trying.
He claimed he was bleeding and that's when I started laughing so hard I nearly fell off the couch.
Because I'm a good friend.
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Mozam at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (A5oSi)
I'm afraid my schadenboner may go supercritical.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:25 PM (xpfRn)
All the blood . . . Rushing from my head . . . So dizzy . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (6f7eA)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM
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Congrats.
When is he headed to Ft. Rucker?
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (CRotO)
Had a nice conversation with Joyce this afternoon. Similar to Sunday's, in that she's able to string more than two/three words together, and responds when asked (although not always long response). It's just nice to hear the smile in her voice.
I'm headed down next week, followed by her ex- and his BH.
As always, prayers most welcome. Thank you!!!
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 10:00 PM (vUcdz)
So sorry. This darned iPad.
Prayer for Joyce, you, and your family.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
You need to have the boppity-boopity latin mannerisms down pat, however.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (4t48R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
But Angeles City is still hopping. Just be very careful of the scams.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:18 PM (jKUeC)
So same as always.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (80HyY)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (cPsPa)
Agreed, Disciples of Phil Spector. How to make a great 2:20 record.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (6gk0M)
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LOL.
My cat doesn't like people food, so I'm not sure if she'll go straight for chewing on my leg.
But if she does... oh well. My stupidity for not knowing enough to die in the hospital, like God intended.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (MA+I+)
I wonder if Gorsuch remembers him, unlike everyone else at Harvard.
Posted by: Emmie
Gorsuch probably voted for him to be president of the law review.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: teej at January 31, 2017 10:33 PM (3duqG)
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teej, my prayers are no more effective than anyone else's, I promise. But I really do keep a list! And I do pray for everyone on it. Good for my soul, and hopefully good for all the people I pray for.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
I wonder if it was a long term cleanse. I haven't been able to breathe thru myb nose for weeks, now.
Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (0DVOr)
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (xVuS6)
*prances all around*
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:35 PM (dEQP3)
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I'm beginning to think I know who the real Bill Wynn is...
Evening all.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
Wasn't "chevron deference" some of the technobabble from "Stargate: SG-1"?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (fVubI)
Clark and Subic can be restored as military installations in real short order. Subic is a civilian port, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (ZIOW1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (6gk0M)
God love ya, Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (MA+I+)
Does Gorsuch remember Obama?
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: otho at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (lmIoG)
Sadly, I believe you are correct.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Because I'm a good friend.
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (dEQP3)
Oh that time of the month for him eh?
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (TnUKj)
Congratulations to him!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (nQ10o)
I'm tickled by the "psychological dildo."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)
Came home and married a blonde. LOL.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (J5mC3)
I guess it's a matter of taste. There are some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen there and some of the most butt ugly ones too. I ended up marrying a Korean woman and we had about 22 years together.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (jKUeC)
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LOL.
My cat doesn't like people food, so I'm not sure if she'll go straight for chewing on my leg.
But if she does... oh well. My stupidity for not knowing enough to die in the hospital, like God intended.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female
some channel had some show on about how a guy was lost in the Amazon. He was sick and feverish and was befriended by some stray dog. he was on his last leg, the guy, when he whacked the dog with his machete for food. he was rescued several days later but he continues to be wracked with guilt about betraying his dog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (cAnNx)
Well I didn't want to say so.
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 31, 2017 10:38 PM (DW+jj)
That long? I predict full blown Godwin's Law by midnight EST
Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (Ya7zs)
Aviation flight school. He is a very happy camper tonight!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (TnUKj)
Kudos to him, Jinx! I know that's the toughest one to get.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (NbRJx)
She is buoyed by prayers from all around the country... all of you are!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (kqtMD)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 31, 2017 10:43 PM (80HyY)
Some things never change.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:48 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM (TnUKj)
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Jinx, that's so awesome! Congrats to him - and his proud dad!
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2017 10:48 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (cAnNx
Cant he stop the flow with a carrot?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
he should be...what an asshole.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:49 PM (4t48R)
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That would be roundly condemned as colluding with violence against wimmenz!
Unless, of course, it's Muslims. Then violence against women is okey dokey!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2017 10:49 PM (EZebt)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
A paperclip?
*Match Game Audience BOOS!*
I got nuthin'.
Woo-Hoo! I matched Jo Ann Worley!
+1
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2017 10:50 PM (GUBah)
She's just had her breasts removed, and is doing much, much better..." I cannot imagine a real parent agreeing to have a kid surgically mutilated for a social fad.
Please, tell me it was just trolling. Please?
Posted by: Rob Crawford
Dennis Prager was talking about similar situations today.
Amazingly, a female doctor who is head of a pediatric society came out against this stuff. Don't know how long she will still be around.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:50 PM (6gk0M)
So Gorsuch having gone to Georgetown Prep even if not Catholic is another point as his being a Baby Scalia
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:51 PM (bQxkN)
A talented and very intelligent webcomic guy turned out to support Antefa shitstains. Fuck you, goodbye. It still sucks, but that one wasn't a lingering divorce.
Liberal politics is the Borg. I can't think of any organization in history that self-corrected from being too liberal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 10:51 PM (VdICR)
It was a nice night. Thank you, President Trump.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2017 10:51 PM (sBOL1)
The People's Temple?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 10:52 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM
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The Army has airplanes? So what's the Air Force for again?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 10:51 PM (VdICR)
Rewritten history is a big help.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (4t48R)
And pet kittehs are smaller versions. Several years ago, Greg Gutfeld would have this older guy, who had been a Los Angeles medical examiner, on Redeye. Gutfeld asked the guy about those tabloid stories of cats and dogs eating their owners after the owner died. The guy said that your dog will eat you if he has to, but your cat WILL eat you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Well, it's not like I'm going to be using my body after I'm dead. And I won't be around to feed the kittehs. So they gotta do what they gotta do.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (4v9WA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (EZebt)
Football fodder?
Or Chairforce jokes?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (voOPb)
Flying under the radar, Trump is moving to restore the bar to entry of people who might become "public charges," which was the law until full-blown Marxism came to these shores. The Left knows if it can't give their gestating voters welfare bennies they are in deep shit, and that's animating a lot of the hysteria over shutting down the terrorist pipeline.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (ZIOW1)
https://tinyurl.com/zdmsqpj
Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2017 10:50 PM (GUBah)
Nice! I never saw that before.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (80HyY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:54 PM (kqtMD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (EZebt)
******
They have for a long time now, but this sounds like we are talking about rotary wing.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (R3Jti)
"All Americans, not only in the states most heavily affected but in every place in this country, are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country. The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens. In the budget I will present to you, we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are arrested for crimes, to better identify illegal aliens in the workplace as recommended by the commission headed by former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. We are a nation of immigrants. But we are also a nation of laws. It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years, and we must do more to stop it."
Well actually that was Bill in 1995.
http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4351026
/clinton-1995-immigration-sotu
Posted by: S at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (0Su3S)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2017 10:50 PM (GUBah)
Not me, I was only TDY there. Two of my people were at Cubi Point when the volcano blew though. They got the jet fixed and launched out, and got on a chopper which took them to a carrier. From the carrier they went to Okinawa where they made their way to Kadena, then waited three days for airlift back to Korea.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (kqtMD)
Presumably the Left will be relieved that President Trump... oh, wait... that feels good when I type it, President Trump, President Trump...
Uh, anyhow, presumably the left will be thrilled that President Trump has selected a SCOTUS nominee with a very high regard for The Constitution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at January 31, 2017 10:40 PM (dEQP3)
*swoons*
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (sdi6R)
A Washington Times editorial calls what Trump is doing 'a no huddle offense'.
Man, that's spot on.
It's like running TFG's 'stray lightning' through a Tesla coil.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (xpfRn)
It's like a Mike Tyson barrage.
Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (XoldI)
I have spent the last eight years wondering who moved the fucking rock? Now, at long last, I can be proud of my President again. I look forward to the daily press conference with Spicer bitch slapping the media and refusing to let them set the narrative. I wake up wondering how will Trump piss off the idiots today? I am so glad we got what we needed with our human wrecking ball we call President Donald Trump.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 31, 2017 10:31 PM (yTnCT)
Amen.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 10:55 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: S at January 31, 2017 10:56 PM (0Su3S)
-Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 10:51 PM (VdICR)
"Rewritten history is a big help."
-Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (4t48R)
That and virtual back-patting is too easy for accomplishing exactly nothing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 10:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Disgusted lawyer at January 31, 2017 10:57 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (EZebt)
In my day, we (the Air force) took over the hotel rooms so the Army could utilize their tents.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:57 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM
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The Army has airplanes? So what's the Air Force for again?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2017 10:53 PM (EZebt)
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Rotary-wing aircraft.
http://www.rucker.army.mil/
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 10:58 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 10:58 PM (nDcc3)
So dogs are more sentimental, but cats are smarter and will live longer.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 10:58 PM (kqtMD)
Then I come home after doing the shopping and have to fix dinner cause Jules is seriously sick w/ a cold still.
So what are you Morons still rambling about?
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM (nDcc3)
Man, that's spot on.
It's like running TFG's 'stray lightning' through a Tesla coil.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2017 10:39 PM (xpfRn)<<<
And the GOPe in Congress are looking to run the prevent defense. You know the only thing a prevent defense does... prevent you from winning.
...Brett Favre...
Posted by: John Madden at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM (I5q3y)
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Ah. I momentarily thought you referred to Parris Island. I was wondering how they put humidity on a patch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 10:57 PM (jKUeC)
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Air Force Obstacle Course:
http://tinyurl.com/gt2sho3
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:00 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Disgusted lawyer at January 31, 2017 10:57 PM (CLKfs)
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And why, pray tell, should an airline board someone without a Visa?
Seems like, that would have to be a precondition, being that it would be illegal to enter the country otherwise.
The world is just too crazy for me, these days.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2017 11:00 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM
The Army is limited in the size and weight of aircraft they are permitted to own.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 11:01 PM (jKUeC)
-Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 10:58 PM (nDcc3)
It was a good one, good Sir. For not enjoying the "Beating-Down on People You Know are Idiots", the feisty idiots are nice to see with a boot on their neck.
I don't indulge too often, though. Sometimes it is nicer to hear the stories of the hunt.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:01 PM (6gk0M)
Shouldn't your firm get hit with sanctions. Seriously.
Cair wants illegals to get to US soil to claim 14th Amendment rights
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 11:01 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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He interviews a series of dunces.
Really, you can do without it. They're to vapid to be entertaining. Wind-up dolls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:02 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 11:02 PM (TnUKj)
http://tinyurl.com/gt2sho3
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:00 PM (CRotO)
The pic is missing a bounce house.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 11:02 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:02 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Reggie! at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (bc2Lc)
--Calgary is in the U.S.?
Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (GsAUU)
http://tinyurl.com/gt2sho3
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:00 PM (CRotO)
The pic is missing a bounce house.
Posted by: Bill R.
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I have a picture of AF basic guys wearing Bermuda shorts and knee socks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 11:02 PM (TnUKj)
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My ex's son from a previous marriage graduated from Enterprise High School in 2004.
I attended the graduation in Class A's, then took a tour of Ft. Rucker.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (CRotO)
Unfortunately Boys Scouts, after years of resistance, is getting sucked in. First it was gay scouts, then gay scoutmasters and today it was announced trans boys will be accepted. Ever increasing focus on SAFETY and endless rules at events and all sorts of PC language has started popping up. At a meeting a few weeks ago the wife of a den leader was corrected by his PC wife when he said Indian when talking about something "Native Americans" she whispered, glaring at him. The trend has reached he tipping point. I'm finishing this year and that is the end for my sons.
Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2017 11:05 PM (NbRJx)
Thank you, ma'am!
286 Emmie
And thank you, too!
305 Tammy
Wow, thank you, too, dear lady!
And Mazel Tov to Jinx!
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 11:05 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
That commie is over 80 years old. I seriously hope his health isn't good. We already have a precedent of a pope retiring rather than staying on until death.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
-Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (PHxng)
Good Public Service Announcement...
Do NOT post a long string of characters because we have people reading on phones.
Use this to shorten long URLs: http://tinyurl.com/
It is a bitch to read the blog when the lines get "embiggened".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:06 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 11:07 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Dogstar at January 31, 2017 11:07 PM (Ox1qC)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 31, 2017 11:07 PM (d3wbb)
Thank you, ma'am!
286 Emmie
And thank you, too!
305 Tammy
Wow, thank you, too, dear lady!
And Mazel Tov to Jinx!
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 11:05 PM (vUcdz)
Ibguy-- my heart goes out to you. Prayers follow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 31, 2017 11:07 PM (nQ10o)
Lefty - he's too pro-business!
Real World - he decided that the Green family, owners of Hobby Lobby, could actually continue to be Christians and operate a business, and that the government could find another way to help HL's female employees get their birth control.
Lefty - he's anti-woman!
RW - he thought it was ridiculous to force Little Sisters of the Poor to pay for birth control.
Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 31, 2017 11:08 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (PHxng)
The margins look perfectly normal to me.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 11:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 11:09 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 10:41 PM
Tell him Congrats! If he gets Apaches, he may wind up with one of my former colleagues as an instructor.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2017 11:09 PM (GUBah)
The Gorsuch vote was unanimous.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2017 11:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:10 PM (6gk0M)
The elitist cock-suckers gave THEMSELVES the day off, while keeping all the Trump-voting Deltas down in the catacombs, running the boilers and shoveling the tomato sludge.
This ought to generate some real word-of-mouth, all right.
Posted by: jbspry at January 31, 2017 11:10 PM (E1aoU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497)
Probably the new PT uniform. When I went through, you wore your fatigues. I'm told they have updated it because it was made out of some material that didn't breathe and had no inner liner, making for some uncomfortable moments while doing situps. But Obama fixed that.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 11:10 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 11:08 PM (sdi6R)
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I'm on a Chrome tablet, and with each refresh they are jumping around from blown out to normal.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (R3Jti)
Do NOT post a long string of characters because we have people reading on phones.
What happens when the majority of people start using a 3 inch screen?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 11:09 PM (TnUKj)
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Yeah, saw that too.
Wasn't all that impressed...though the girls found it funny.
Then again, I wasn't all that happy being in Class A's, especially since I had just got home from Iraq three months prior.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Reading a description of the Pope (character) today in the novel 'The Camp of the Saints', I was struck by how exactly the author described the current Pope, though the book was written in 1974. Spooky.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 31, 2017 11:03 PM (PHxng)
The margins look perfectly normal to me.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 11:08 PM (sdi6R)
I'm using a lap top and iPad and the margins look fine to me as well.
Chin up Guv
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:12 PM (voOPb)
I can send out life-sized pictures!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 31, 2017 11:13 PM (IcT7t)
Wasn't all that impressed...though the girls found it funny."
I like to travel to see the nation's oddities. The largest ball of twine in Cawker City, Kansas for example.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 11:13 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 10:52 PM (IcT7t)
Was that Jim Jones?
OH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 11:14 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2017 11:14 PM (4v9WA)
What happens when the majority of people start using a 3 inch screen?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
Then I'll be bitching about how tiny the columns of text look on my 21" desktop monitor.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2017 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Special prosecutor for The Wicked Witch of NY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (voOPb)
Hillary's not in jail, yet.
Oh, wait, that was an aside at a debate. My bad.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
We can all start to watch Howdy Doody and Mr. Peepers again
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (6f7eA)
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (vUcdz)
Aviation flight school. He is a very happy camper tonight!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
I'm impressed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497)
Probably the new PT uniform. When I went through, you wore your fatigues. I'm told they have updated it because it was made out of some material that didn't breathe and had no inner liner, making for some uncomfortable moments while doing situps. But Obama fixed that.
Posted by: Bill R
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Negative. Early 60's. Oh, and pith helmets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: AnnaS at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (Jh/vN)
The more I see of the current Pope, the more convinced I am that the previous one didn't have any say in his retirement.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (kqtMD)
BC brought up Chevron deference and then I think wandered off to mow the lawn or something whilst I lost my everloving shit.
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double-plus good
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
We can all pretend to have turned our noses up at the TRS-80 and bought a Commodore PET computer instead
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (6f7eA)
Might your beloved find strength through Him. Our love carries, through as waves upon a beautiful beach.
While our strength ebbs and flows, the constant is His love.
We are instruments to be used for Glorious songs, crafted in words of joy for our loved ones.
Carry His song and know that we love you.
*amen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)
Agreed, Disciples of Phil Spector. How to make a great 2:20 record.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2017 10:44 PM
Yep. They were masters. The legacy of The Ramones, through to The Pistols (probably more so) etc, that often gets overlooked is the impact they had on music in the greater scheme of things. They ushered in an era of liberation for musicians. You didn't have to sound like Eric Clapton, or write songs like The Beatles to get somewhere. All you needed was the will to have a go. Many, many people who may never have tried, had a shot and got an audience, regardless of how skilled or talented they were. Some dropped out, some actually found they had skill and talent. The gated community of the music industry got bypassed. It allowed you to get somewhere even if you weren't much chop to start with. So long as you rocked, produced a couple of good songs and had attitude.
Posted by: otho at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (lmIoG)
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2613562
Meanwhile, as protests against Trump's executive order continued in spots around the country, the recent Democratic vice-presidential candidate urged Americans to "fight in the streets" over the new president's policies. "What we've got to do is fight in Congress, fight in the courts, fight in the streets, fight online, fight at the ballot box," Sen. Tim Kaine told MSNBC Tuesday.
Posted by: S at January 31, 2017 11:18 PM (0Su3S)
Just a little word of advice, though... I also work for a law firm, and I try really hard not to say anything here that could result in someone identifying that firm. I also try not to talk about our clients in any way.
You are a lawyer, though, while I'm support staff, so it's likely that you know those boundaries better than I do.
I'm just a little concerned about you naming a client directly like that; I can see that potentially causing you some problems. CAIR is probably filing lawsuits regarding this matter in multiple places, though, so it may not lead to you or your firm being directly identified, but I would just suggest being careful. Internet anonymity only goes so far.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 11:18 PM (0OG8D)
He's an extremely extreme extremist. Hitler, even.
I wonder if it has something about Gorsuch having Russian whores piss on a bed for him or something. Maybe do something with a gavel as well.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 31, 2017 11:18 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Slapweasel
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I never saw one, and was looking forward to it.
You're hands down the best there is when it comes to that.
Posted by: Homeslice at January 31, 2017 11:19 PM (3+cYV)
"They haven't renewed her contract. She's been working without a contract for at least a month," an insider told us.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 31, 2017 11:19 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:19 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2017 10:46 PM (cAnNx
Cant he stop the flow with a carrot?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Then how's he gonna make his chili?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:19 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:20 PM (CRotO)
https://youtu.be/_Gv3xPifTEE
At first I thought it was an old video because he was dressed like a normal person.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 11:20 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Disgusted lawyer at January 31, 2017 10:57 PM (CLKfs)
Don't worry about it. Channeling Trump says he's working on having CAIR declared a terrorist organization.
Posted by: gNewt at January 31, 2017 11:21 PM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (0OG8D)
Thank you from my heart, kind sir.
It hurts so bad to see my baby sister going through this. I am buoyed by the outpouring of love I've seen on her Caring Bridge, and here.
I don't think folks understand the power, and the love, of my fellow Hordelings.
Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (vUcdz)
One of these days Senator, the other side will fight back as well. It won't be a pretty sight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (0OG8D)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: rickl
Hey, I'm probably going to die with a dog in the house, so que sera, sera.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2017 11:23 PM (nlbfN)
So the local bishop was quoted on the front page of the local "newspaper" (which I almost never see) vomiting up outrageous false slanders against the US and the entirely reasonable review of refugee and visa policy for 7 failed states.
Funny, I can't seem to find my concern about religious freedom anywhere - and I swear I've checked everywhere, including yesterday's pants - when obnoxious, intolerable idiocy like this bishop's race-baiting garbage comes into view.
Aren't bishops fully engaged as accessories to various felonies involving sexual assault and abetting violation of immigration law to have time for auditioning as Reverend Wright in nicer duds?
That's just a rhetorical question, BTW.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
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Knowing my luck, I'll be discovered mummified ten years after my death.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2017 11:24 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2017 10:59 PM (o/90i)
Dude, you just missed a 1400 post thread prior to this.
It was awesome.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:24 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2017 11:24 PM (7qAYi)
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Head fake.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:27 PM (nDcc3)
Once again, never stick your dick in crazy. Unless you care to be a perfume
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2017 11:04 PM (GsAUU)
Well, we do have a Senator from Alberta.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:27 PM (D2vc1)
-ibguy and his Sister going through cancer.
-bebe's and her Sister in a fight over her living arrangements.
-pookysgirl and her Husband's non-realization of his near "suicide".
-JadeSea and her Husband's cancer.
-tcn and her Husband's tumor, possibly spreading.
-Anna Puma looking forward to a well-earned promotion.
-Moron Pundit's Father in-law's heart surgery.
-junior looking for employment.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)
They probably had them printed up about every single name Trump published on his short-list. They've had plenty of time to do it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 31, 2017 11:28 PM (kqtMD)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 31, 2017 11:28 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:27 PM (voOPb)
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Imagine Lena Dunham's fragrance.
Really, really imagine it.
Get yer nose in it.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 31, 2017 11:19 PM (e8kgV)<<<
MSNBC ANKLE JOY REID MAY ALSO BE ON THE CHOPPER BLOCK?!?!
TRUMP'S PRESIDENT AND THE TONSIL AND FOOT VULTURES ARE ALREADY BACK!!!
Posted by: AL "NOT SO" SHARPTON at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (I5q3y)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2017 11:17 PM (6f7eA)
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what was life like before electricity?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (PqqkK)
They are so completely off balance, that vertigo is rapidly becoming their normal state of being.
Not surprising, as they've been off-balance for most of their lives. It's just now that reality is countering their spin, and they're both unsure of how to deal with it, and sure that they don't like it.
It does make for an increasing number of opportunities to drop a wee bon mot of truth or wisdom into the brain shaped void between their finger-clogged ears.
The distress in their eyes when they realize that they've just been hit with an undeniable truth.
Priceless.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (v5iqM)
My mother and aunt are dealing with cancer. Both doing good, would prefer they do better.
Thanks Slaptastic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (nDcc3)
-Posted by: ibguy at January 31, 2017 11:22 PM (vUcdz)
Some folks may not. These fine people get it from their soles to their souls.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (6gk0M)
The damage, long-term, if such prosecution does not occur is of course uncertain.
The benefit, if such prosecution does occur, is nearly certain, and substantial.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:30 PM (QDnY+)
Sex Pistols and Gin in another Excellent ONT by MisH.....
And "Legend" is on Cinemax.......where Tom Hardy portrays the Kray Twins. Who were the Crimelords of London circa 1960's.....
Extraordinary acting by a Magnificent actor........
Marvelous synergy.........
Day 11 of NOBAMA is pretty Damn good.
Bonus, Press Virginia won another.....
Best to all......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 31, 2017 11:30 PM (cHVTW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
You've always been good people in my book.
....but now?......
*stares off into the distance*
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:30 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:31 PM (CRotO)
There's nothing wrong with masturbation, at least it's with sex with someone I love
Ugh Lena
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:31 PM (voOPb)
Really, really imagine it.
Get yer nose in it.
Posted by: SMFH
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Eau de Flop
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:32 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
he should be...what an asshole.
Posted by: model_1066 at January
yep. lots of things worse than not returning from the jungle, killing your dog is one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
One California, politically speaking, is far, far more than enough.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:32 PM (QDnY+)
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Just.....Damn....I....can't.....even.....
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:32 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:32 PM (ZO497)
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Thought that was Hillary's.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:33 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:16 PM (ZO497)
Did not know we used that helmet then. The Aussies had shorts as a duty uniform. They came to Clark often. I wish we had a uniform like that.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 31, 2017 11:33 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
With an uncanny ability to literally gross the fuck out of people. In the sense of "Hey I think I'll have sex tonight, but let me finish browsing the ONT!"
*reads SMFH*
*goes to bed perpetually not horny and has night terrors for a week*
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:34 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 31, 2017 11:29 PM (PqqkK)
My Grandfather taught number theory and slide-rule using abacuses as an introduction in the 50's and 60's
He had a giant collection of abacuses . . . abaci, whatever
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2017 11:34 PM (6f7eA)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:35 PM (CRotO)
Really, really imagine it.
Get yer nose in it.
The night the Horde became bulimic en masse.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 11:35 PM (IcT7t)
And now, we wake up with a song in our hearts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:35 PM (ZO497)
1. Thinking they're men doesn't make women men.
2. The mammal that carries the offspring in it's womb is properly called the mother.
3. No one wants a doctor who bows to pressure when it comes to basic anatomy.
4. Thinking they're men doesn't make women men.
Posted by: NavyMom at January 31, 2017 11:35 PM (Oelm8)
Your buoyant joy and humor blooms through clouds of uncertainty; and might our love, through Him, find you even more Light.
Bless you, Sir!
*amen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:35 PM (6gk0M)
Better to reign in hell than serve in Heaven? Amirite?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:36 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 31, 2017 11:36 PM (Qsc4s)
"You are for killing this, I am not" I tell them.
That is usually the end of it.
Posted by: navybrat at January 31, 2017 11:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 11:35 PM (IcT7t)
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GAINZZZ!
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:36 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 31, 2017 11:37 PM (hMqvx)
Sorry thathalfrican...
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:31 PM (CRotO)
Hmmm, maybe it was a good thing the church wifi wouldn't let me open it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:37 PM (D2vc1)
Thanks my dude, I appreciate it.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:37 PM (nDcc3)
Stumbled across another Feel Good Story of the Day - stolen from WeaselZippers, stolen from the Daily Mail.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zlcyqbu
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:38 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2017 11:38 PM (TnUKj)
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I think Trump is a smart guy, and we're not used to smart guys.
So yes, I think he does know the people who elected him support him, and I do believe that he has better polling than the media.
Also.. he's a Dad. He's using to kids throwing shitfits. He'll do what's right and go on with his business.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at January 31, 2017 11:39 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:39 PM (CRotO)
Mike H., per your comment, just today, at a place I - volunteer, a guy I have been doing weekly "damage assessment" discussions with (Obama damage) - for years - noted that for the last few weeks, we've been instead rejoicing in All Teh Winning. Nice change.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 31, 2017 11:36 PM (Qsc4s)
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Yep. We have not actually won since '88, and even that was kinda dubious.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:41 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Elizabeth at January 31, 2017 11:41 PM (TRzoP)
-Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:37 PM (nDcc3)
Not only is it no problem, but think of all the lurkers whose love is sent when we Ask His Love!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:42 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:42 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 11:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bill R.
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Pic : http://tinyurl.com/j3a53b4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 31, 2017 11:42 PM (HCVpg)
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I prefer the term, "baby-killers" myself.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (hMqvx)
And should I care?"
-Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:42 PM (CRotO)
-A self-proclaimed "hack".
-No
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:44 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2017 11:44 PM (6f7eA)
It's an STD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb)
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I knew it.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:44 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:44 PM (CRotO)
What's the best thing about interminably long decapping/resizing sessions with 9mm brass?
You can drink. And so off to drink.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:44 PM (QDnY+)
"[...] That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens. [...] We are a nation of immigrants. But we are also a nation of laws. It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years, and we must do more to stop it."
Well actually that was Bill in 1995.
I have the weirdest schadenboner right now...
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2017 11:45 PM (TXZ1v)
Concern
[ x ] noted
[ ] not noted.
Posted by: navybrat at January 31, 2017 11:45 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:45 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:46 PM (mMjd2)
You're talking about our stock price, aren't you?
Posted by: Big Popcorn at January 31, 2017 11:46 PM (/wWB4)
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I believe we are talking past each other. I was referring to political wins.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:46 PM (R3Jti)
No, that's just ice cream.
Posted by: The Penguin at January 31, 2017 11:47 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 11:47 PM (KP5rU)
The US has never seen anything remotely like this crime wave, at this level. Nothing remotely like this.
If it's not fully documented and punished, there is no theoretical limit on the damage.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:48 PM (QDnY+)
What, "pro-baby-killer" is a little too spicy for ya?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 31, 2017 11:48 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2017 10:59
Dude, you just missed a 1400 post thread prior to this. It was awesome.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:24
WTF was that about? I'm really too
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2017 11:49 PM (o/90i)
-Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:46 PM (mMjd2)
Then it is in all of the Content Code at the top of the post and not in the comments.
Something isn't "translating" to mobile.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:49 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 31, 2017 11:49 PM (hMqvx)
Yesterday the world was apeshit about the "Muslim ban". Today....long forgotten thanks to the SC nod. Muslim ban is sooooo yesterday.
Holy hell think what he does if the strategy continues!
The media and Leftists will just self immoliate.
Posted by: keena at January 31, 2017 11:50 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 11:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Kindltot
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The comparison is unavoidable.
I love the AF guys as though they were my brothers, but geeze guys... man up a little.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:50 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:46 PM (mMjd2)
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It's totes cool. I have been reliably assured by those that view the site on a 21" monitor that there is no problem. So, those on phones just need to suck it up, buttercup.
Makes total sense. /s
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:51 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2017 11:51 PM (KP5rU)
-ibguy and his Sister going through cancer.
-bebe's and her Sister in a fight over her living arrangements.
-pookysgirl and her Husband's non-realization of his near "suicide".
-JadeSea and her Husband's cancer.
-tcn and her Husband's tumor, possibly spreading.
-Anna Puma looking forward to a well-earned promotion.
-Moron Pundit's Father in-law's heart surgery.
-junior looking for employment.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)
I'm still looking for employment as well. I'd be grateful to be on the list. Thanks!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2017 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
happens
when
the
majority
of
people
start
using
a 3
inch
screen?
People
will
complain
if you
don't
post
like
this.
And
tinyurls
will
blow
the
margins.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2017 11:53 PM (TXZ1v)
Very little advanced
From monkeys flinging feces
Is the modern Left
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 31, 2017 11:53 PM (X52ZZ)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2017 11:51 PM (voOPb)
Logical conclusion, but I don't know much code.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 31, 2017 11:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2017 11:54 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 31, 2017 11:54 PM (nDcc3)
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Yeah. About that. This ain't freaking Disqus, which is what you are describing.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:55 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2017 11:56 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 31, 2017 11:56 PM (hMqvx)
From monkeys flinging feces
Is the modern Left
Posted by: Cato the Rebel
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That looks as though it might have been purloined from Maya Angelou. No...wait, that was dinosaur droppings. Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:56 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2017 11:50 PM (IcT7t)*
The Horde has had at least one lengthy and detailed discussion about this topic.
Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2017 11:56 PM (0DVOr)
And as I mused in the last mega-thread, I hope and sort of expect that there is more in the pipeline, which hopefully we will be seeing this week.
SCOTUS nomination, launched. Now something else, different area, something to grab headlines - because of its importance.
The Dems' amazing dead-ender behavior is delaying confirmation of cabinet nominees might become, per force, the big story. But that will be Senate GOP driven, if it happens. Dems may give McConnell his Pearl Harbor, leading to procedural hard-ball, before the papers are filed at the Judiciary Committee for Gorsuch.
I hope so. The enemy's lines are broken. Berlin lies just a few hundred miles away. Momentum, don't lose it, comrades. And don't spare the Katyushas, Fritz hates those .....
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2017 11:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Cruz is fine, great even, but brace up for incoming stupid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:58 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2017 11:59 PM (TRzoP)
Deal with it.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2017 12:00 AM (QDnY+)
Maybe a Ace LinkedIn special inside ID, like education at Corgi U?
I know it hard sometimes to find the right job, I got kicked out last spring, but I am a SRF and was old enough for SS.
Any thoughts?
Posted by: Eddie Zachory at February 01, 2017 12:00 AM (rQZ1b)
I like seeing Tucker The Violator Carlson go savage on these dolts.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at February 01, 2017 12:01 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2017 12:01 AM (QDnY+)
Deal with it.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2017 12:00 AM (QDnY+)
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Sure. Just drop every other word and the CRs between lines.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 01, 2017 12:03 AM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Cpl. LeBeau at February 01, 2017 12:03 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 01, 2017 12:03 AM (KP5rU)
I kept thinking all day about that moment he and his exquisite wife walked hand in hand down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial to the Stones's "heart of stone," so he could take the oath of office. remember?
he can take it.
Posted by: booknlass at February 01, 2017 12:04 AM (8mO0Q)
A sincere thank you. It's a pleasure to create the ONT for you & the Horde
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 12:05 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2017 12:05 AM (+qwrA)
-Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2017 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
Damn skippy, amigo. You're in!
Shown love once, one never forgets. Believe in passing that unto others as His Light has the brilliance of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:05 AM (Qsc4s)
Posted by: Cpl. LeBeau
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My favorite reference also, but I accept 'The Jerries' and 'The Hun'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: navybrat at February 01, 2017 12:07 AM (w7KSn)
I didn't know about Bebe, Morn Pundit and Jr. I will add them to the list. In addition to those folks here are some others in need of prayer:
Duke Lowell's son in need of healing
Miley need job
Captain Whitbread looking for another job
IC needs job as does Mortimer
Jinx the cat prayers after death of mother
Emmie-relationship with daughter healing.
Slapweasel-Dad's memory problems-healing
Vic-healing of cancer
ReneeTX terminal brain cancer
BooknLLass & Libertarian Lady-healing of relationships with daughters
Brother Cavil was concerned about some legal issues with family after death of father.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:07 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: chavez
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I would prefer a trap door.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
From the "fucking ridiculous" news bin, the state of North Dakota has moved in to clean up all the trash (and assorted literal crap, no doubt) at the pipeline protestors campsite, for fear of the contamination of local water sources.
http://tinyurl.com/hltfmb4
Posted by: MTF, #NotMyDeadHorse
Don't Indians cry over trash anymore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2017 12:08 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2017 12:08 AM (TRzoP)
Thank You!!!
Ask and you shall receive!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:10 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (ZO497)
Those are khaki shorts but those helmets look out of place. They're getting some strange looks from those guys they just walked past.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 01, 2017 12:10 AM (jKUeC)
I recommend a movie, "The Prayer Room" which is a inspirational movie about a African American woman and her powerful prayer life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:11 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:11 AM (Qsc4s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 01, 2017 12:11 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2017 12:11 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Cicero
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Heh.
Posted by: Uncle Joe at February 01, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)
Maybe a Ace LinkedIn special inside ID, like education at Corgi U?
I know it hard sometimes to find the right job, I got kicked out last spring, but I am a SRF and was old enough for SS.
Any thoughts?
Posted by: Eddie Zachory at February 01, 2017 12:00 AM
******
Thanks for posting this comment. At the yahoo group, people looking for work have had some luck through the contacts and leads from other Morons. Below is a help wanted request posted within the last week. I can't remember the blog nic for the guy that posted it, but I can forward anyone interested to him. Write me at the pet thread email and MisHum will get it to me: petmorons at the gee mail dot com.
Hiring in DC area (Tyson's specifically):
Deskside support analyst
Provisioning new equipment for end users
Setting up accounts in Microsoft AD
Create and manage Exchange accounts and groups
Create and manage SharePoint access
Repairing or replacing faulty hardware
Configuring network settings
Deploy security updates
Advise employees on computer usage
Note this is entry level - pay range is $50k +/-
Looking for F/T. W2 employee
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2017 12:12 AM (Rsi2C)
http://tinyurl.com/hltfmb4
Posted by: MTF, #NotMyDeadHorse
Don't Indians cry over trash anymore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Nope, that would pollute their very-noble tears.
Good on NoDak for cleaning up after the children. Red States gotta be the adults in the room everywhere, I guess.
Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2017 12:12 AM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: booknlass at February 01, 2017 12:12 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:12 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:13 AM (Qsc4s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 12:13 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at February 01, 2017 12:14 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: booknlass at February 01, 2017 12:14 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:12 AM (fDdVG)
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Does he have any sales/ customer service experience?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 01, 2017 12:15 AM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 12:16 AM (ZO497)
I'm jealous of that person, whoever it is!
On another note, my 11-year-old is now very interested in politics, and is asking me questions about what liberal and conservative actually mean. I am not good at conversing about this stuff. I need some good conservative books that are written so that a reasonably bright 9th grader could understand them, but don't get into the more salacious details of liberalism, as my kid is advanced academically but still somewhat sheltered (homeschool for the win!). Any help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Rarity at February 01, 2017 12:16 AM (5WxYJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:17 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 01, 2017 12:17 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:17 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 12:17 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 01, 2017 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 01, 2017 12:20 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2017 12:20 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 12:21 AM (ZO497)
I'd explain it like this: Conservatism and Liberalism are badly named, broad political ideologies.
The essence of American Conservatism is preserving the legacy of Classical Liberalism: Limited government, natural rights, and the rule of law that the Republic depends upon to function.
American Liberalism is really fascism wearing the stolen clothes of compassion. It advocates an ever-expanding central government, an economy where politically connected cronies own everything of significance and do the bidding of central planners, and where opponents of the regime are demonized and frightened into silence, if not harshly punished.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2017 12:22 AM (X52ZZ)
Biopsies next Monday, so another week of gritting our teeth and bruising our knees. If nothing else, my prayer muscles are getting nicely toned. Took him for anointing today, before daily Mass. What a lovely thing that is. Had two women come up and just pray, ended up leading the rosary myself, which I haven't done since I don't know when.
I went and got me a young one so he wouldn't wear out too soon, and now look at him. Damn.
Fuck cancer six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 01, 2017 12:22 AM (cm1Bl)
Well fuck me I'm gobsmacked, that's on the money right there.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at February 01, 2017 12:23 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 01, 2017 12:15 AM (R3Jti)
No, expect at one point he was doing telephone surveys for a temporary agency. He did not like it.
His background is in systems analysis. He worked with Prudential and IBM but got downsized in Obama's first term and was never able to find a job in that field so he's now driving a bus for Senior citizens, but the full time job bus driving he applied for he hasn't heard anything on yet. However, it was only a few days ago.
Thanks very much for the prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:23 AM (fDdVG)
Times are different when I was trying to raise my kids. We had no internet, we had subscriptions to NR & Americam Spectator
Find some websites that are conservative, get books on Regan, PJ O Rourke books used are reasonable. Don't laugh but Aesops Fables is a great book on morals, Find something of those you have in common and talk about them while fishing, putzing on the car or driving to school
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 12:23 AM (voOPb)
You got my prayers, not that they'll do much good.
Hopefully, your husband's prognosis will be better than Carl's.
I hate cancer.
Laters, y'all.
Posted by: SMFH at February 01, 2017 12:24 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:24 AM (kP16F)
I will pray for both of you.
Posted by: USNtakim at February 01, 2017 12:25 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:25 AM (Qsc4s)
Hopefully, your husband's prognosis will be better than Carl's.
I hate cancer.
Laters, y'all.
Posted by: SMFH at February 01, 2017 12:24 AM (CRotO)
ALL prayers do good.
Still praying for Carl, dear. And yourself.
Sweet dreams.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 01, 2017 12:26 AM (cm1Bl)
Dad is getting better. I haven't been called in three days after the scare Mom put into me last week.
She was talking nonsense, (scared), and he was having a minor seizure.
Call The Hospital, Mom!!! 911, anything other than someone who is not qualified to do anything about it!
(Sorry for the pretend argument I had on the way over, but she knows I can be there in under ten minutes.)
I didn't say that to her in that voice. I calmly "meant" that to her, ...calmly. Certainly.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:27 AM (6gk0M)
So sorry to hear about your DH, ten in AK.
Posted by: booknlass at February 01, 2017 12:28 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: SMFH at February 01, 2017 12:28 AM (CRotO)
I am sorry it's just a difficult time, tcn. I appreciate the details. I like to know as much as possible without violating people's confidentiality. I am not a Catholic -as most people here know, but I still believe in asking for the intercession of the Saints so I usually ask for Padre Pio's intercession, St Faustina (I do the Chaplet of Divine Mercy) and since I have been attending the Eastern Orthodox Church-for the person they call The Theotokos-God bearer-aka The Virgin Mary in the RCC,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:28 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:29 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH at February 01, 2017 12:29 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:29 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 12:31 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:31 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at February 01, 2017 12:31 AM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: SMFH at February 01, 2017 12:29 AM (CRotO)
Skip the Dylan CDs tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 12:32 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:32 AM (Qsc4s)
you have a masterful way with words.
Last summer, doing yardwork to pay bills for a former landlady, a painter and wife of a photographer, until she discerns I'm leaning toward voting for Mr. T. first thing she says: But I've always thought you were compassionate!" I said, I am, and so is DJT.
Haven't spoken to her since that day.
Posted by: booknlass at February 01, 2017 12:33 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at February 01, 2017 12:33 AM (Fbj4h)
Love you all.
Posted by: Emmie at February 01, 2017 12:36 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:36 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:37 AM (Qsc4s)
It's past time for her to read our founding documents as well.
Thank all of you for the suggestions.
Posted by: Rarity at February 01, 2017 12:37 AM (5WxYJ)
Long time lurker when I was working, part time sock now, mostly a day walker, but hurt my back trying to fix my washed out drive caused by the Russians, at least the russian water from the hillside. Waiting for the drugs and alcohol to kick in so I can sleep. And on the real computer instead of a tab so I can type correctly, or at least better
But back to finding work for those that need it. It seems to be getting more and more difficult to get employment and if you are not the right type that checks off the correct boxes, and if you are 50 or older GOODLUCK. So, in the past most of my jobs have been because of someone that knew me and that was my IN. If you look at different groups of people from different schools and religions such as the Mormons, they seem to have a network to help their own. So aren't we as good or better than them? And can't we help our brothers and sisters out?
Posted by: Edd Zachary at February 01, 2017 12:37 AM (rQZ1b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:39 AM (Qsc4s)
This is a site created by former actress Janine Turner (best known for her role as Maggie on Northern Exposure) and her young daughter, to teach kids about the Constitution.
http://constitutingamerica.org
Turner is now a conservative radio talk host in the Texas market.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 12:40 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2017 12:31 AM (voOPb)*
Jello salad.
Tator tot casserole.
Midnight snack!
Posted by: tbodie at February 01, 2017 12:41 AM (0DVOr)
I think he's saying Liberace pooped in the woods.
Posted by: a bear, the Pope, and a 12-inch pianist walk into a bar at February 01, 2017 12:41 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Jackal at February 01, 2017 12:41 AM (NiR1r)
Excellent. Good news. Enjoy your visit. Blessings and grace for Joyce and loved ones -- Big Brother
Posted by: gracepc at February 01, 2017 12:42 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:17 AM (kP16F)
Sicilian, I believe.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 01, 2017 12:42 AM (lango)
-Posted by: Edd Zachary at February 01, 2017 12:37 AM (rQZ1b),
We are, we will and we do.
Location matching is tougher and we go through the "Back Channels" to do so.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:42 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:28 AM (fDdVG)
In cases of cancer, St. Peregrine, plus we have been calling on St. Joseph and particularly on Our Lady of Perpetual Help. I have so many medals hanging off my rosary I'm thinking it would probably be lethal in combat. I sent a prayer request to the prayer circle at our Cathedral--those ladies have a pretty direct line to heaven at this point, and they are kinda bossy, so I expect results soon.
We will get through this one way or another.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 01, 2017 12:42 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at February 01, 2017 12:43 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2017 11:43 PM (CRotO)
That's exactly the term I use, especially on my so-called Christian coworkers.
Makes them blow a gasket.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 12:44 AM (Jcg9Q)
Second Splunge. And great that you are having fun too.
Posted by: gracepc at February 01, 2017 12:44 AM (OU4q6)
LOL
And I think prayer circles are great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:45 AM (fDdVG)
We will get through this one way or another."
-Posted by: tcn in AK at February 01, 2017 12:42 AM (cm1Bl)
Simultaneous *HAH!* --and good for you, God Bless you!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:45 AM (Qsc4s)
got to go to sleep, because I might get a substitute teaching job call early in the morning. Hey, that's an job idea for anybody with a B.'s degree. just get your substitute license, from the state board of education, for the low low price of $200-300.
Posted by: booknlass at February 01, 2017 12:46 AM (8mO0Q)
Nice work!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 12:46 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 01, 2017 12:47 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:47 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 12:47 AM (6gk0M)
And you know what? It really does feel like home, now. Everything just as I left it, a month ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 12:48 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 31, 2017 11:46 PM (mMjd2)
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It's totes cool. I have been reliably assured by those that view the site on a 21" monitor that there is no problem. So, those on phones just need to suck it up, buttercup.
Makes total sense. /s
Posted by: Flyboy at January 31, 2017 11:51 PM (R3Jti)
Actually, now that I'm home on my desktop, "those" appear to be correct.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 12:48 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:49 AM (kP16F)
I have 18 years in the oil biz, and would love to work out of Anchorage. Need work. Right now.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 01, 2017 12:51 AM (81Dc8)
I recall debating late into the night at college some years ago with a Liberace fan who simply could not accept that Liberace was, in fact, a homosexual!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
He made it appear to be an act. Similar to Dean Martin's supposed drinking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2017 12:51 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:52 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 12:52 AM (Qsc4s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:11 AM (fDdVG)
Wasn't that The War Room?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
I know people try and help, but I get pretty upset on seeing the hopes and dreams of reading about people such as Insominac. Going to interviews and then either never getting called back or told Sorry Charlie.
It is kind of personal for me as I went through some hard times in the past on being out of a job. As such, I tried to mentor my minions in the past to get them the skills that I had and the trick of the trade.
Just was hoping there was some way to do more.
Posted by: Edd Zachary at February 01, 2017 12:54 AM (rQZ1b)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 01, 2017 12:51 AM (81Dc
It is slow for me, too. Which is why I am in sunny Arizona, instead of some ice-bound wellsite in the Peace River block.
Which, you know, I didn't mind, as long as I was getting paid to be there. Good people in the oil patch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 12:54 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 01, 2017 12:51 AM (81Dc
Would love to help you out, but Shell Oil moved out, BP is trying to, and Conoco Phillips isn't hiring. Check back, though, once Trump gets oil moving here again. They found another big deposit and there will be, eventually, ANWR. But with oil below $60 nobody is going to hire any time soon. Even the rig tender operators are laying off, and they still have to tend the rigs that are there.
And as goes oil, so goes AK economy.
OTOH, how are you at sorting leaves, seeds and stems? It's legal here now and THAT business is gearing up. Not my cup of tea, but hey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 01, 2017 12:56 AM (cm1Bl)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zdetoqr
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 12:57 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:11 AM (fDdVG)
Wasn't that The War Room?
Posted by: Country Boy
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You can't pray in here! This is the prayer room!
Posted by: RKae at February 01, 2017 12:57 AM (cYyfJ)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yes, You're correct. "War Room". Sorry. I was thinking prayer so that's why I made the connection.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 12:58 AM (fDdVG)
I need to clarify...although I quit working weekends at the karaoke bar (by choice), I still have my regular job. I was thinking of replacing my weekend job, but instead, I'm going to try to make my drawing gifts pay off and make some money off them.
If ya'll could put my son, CW Jr., on the list instead, I'd appreciate it. He's looking for a job and hasn't had much luck yet.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 01, 2017 12:58 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 12:58 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 12:40 AM (0OG8D)
Can you narrow it down just a tad?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 01:00 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 01, 2017 01:01 AM (CyXSj)
How do you come back from a response like that? Nice work, Milo!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:02 AM (0OG8D)
-Posted by: Edd Zachary at February 01, 2017 12:54 AM (rQZ1b)
I understand.
Also, my personal answers are simply inadequate right now.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 01, 2017 01:02 AM (6gk0M)
Just a thought.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:03 AM (WDdjT)
Which, you know, I didn't mind, as long as I was getting paid to be there. Good people in the oil patch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 12:54 AM (WDdjT)
Iran keeps on attacking ships out there work over here may pick up. A lot.
Posted by: gNewt at February 01, 2017 01:04 AM (5FQVt)
I just know she's hot, and conservative, and talks on the radio in some part of the state. Oh, and that she teamed up with her young daughter to make that educational site about the Constitution.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:05 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Edd Zachary at February 01, 2017 01:06 AM (rQZ1b)
Thanks for the clarification and will put CW JR on the list. What kind of job is her interested in?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 01:07 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: MAx at February 01, 2017 01:07 AM (/RZxG)
And sometimes a stranger will chime in if you do a good job. They might play good cop to my bad cop. This time around I was rhetoric (against type) while someone else was dialectic.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 01, 2017 01:08 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:05 AM (0OG8D)
I just met a hot ginger (is that a redundancy) at the Arizona Wilderness brewery. Still dumbfounded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:09 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 01:10 AM (Qsc4s)
I just know she's hot, and conservative, and talks on the radio in some part of the state. Oh, and that she teamed up with her young daughter to make that educational site about the Constitution.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:05 AM (0OG8D)
No problemo, I may go hunt her down. In a non-stalker kind of way, of course.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 01:13 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:15 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 01:10 AM (Qsc4s)
Yes, I thought we had a few years to prep. Now I'm not so sure.
I am very concerned, mainly because I'm not ready. Finally signed up for my LTC class, on the 11th.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 01:15 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 01:16 AM (Qsc4s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:16 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:16 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:16 AM (0OG8D)
Heh! Who's to say I won't? But I'm a nice foreigner. Not one of those icky ones. I even use toilet paper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:20 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:21 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 01:21 AM (Qsc4s)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 01, 2017 01:22 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:20 AM (0OG8D)
I have been in Nicaragua and Costa Rica, and know that routine. Hard to get used to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:22 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 01, 2017 01:22 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 01:23 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2017 01:21 AM (Qsc4s)
But I am not claiming residence status. I acknowledge my Canadian identity, and appreciate the privilege of spending time in the USA. And I accept that it is a privilege, and not a right that is due me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:25 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2017 01:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)
Furriners are only allowed to use one square at a sitting. For the children, you know.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 01:27 AM (Jcg9Q)
https://youtu.be/6Y3Sar_bs5g
I'm not complaining; it's a good song!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:27 AM (0OG8D)
Oh and I couldn't find Janine Turner anywhere on the radio. Her website only goes to 2013. She didn't die, did she?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 01:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:29 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Stan Lee, all rights reserved at February 01, 2017 01:29 AM (wpC7C)
Otherwise, I have a new franchise name.
Posted by: Stan Lee, all rights reserved at February 01, 2017 01:29 AM (wpC7C)
How about: Golden Scalp Weasel brewery, home of politically-incorrect, but intensely satisfying brews?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:32 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 01:32 AM (fDdVG)
That is a great idea. I hope insomniac sees it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 01:34 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 01:34 AM (kP16F)
Usually it helps to let people know which comment did it so if a cob is around they know where to look. You know rather than being a raging asshole about it all the time for a mistake.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 01, 2017 01:34 AM (cAnNx)
Still some oil in the crankcase; I guess I'll make it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:35 AM (WDdjT)
Sure, there's Shakespearean conflict there, but where is the brunette with giant bazoombas?
We're talking art, here.
Art.
And not a Garfunkel.
Posted by: Stan Lee, all rights reserved at February 01, 2017 01:35 AM (wpC7C)
I see that she doesn't seem to have updated her website janineturner.com since 2013, now that you mention it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:36 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 01:36 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at February 01, 2017 01:37 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 01, 2017 01:38 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 01:39 AM (6FqZa)
That is a great idea. I hope insomniac sees it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 01:34 AM (fDdVG)
Thanks, Fen. I hope so, too.
But, seriously, when there is a change in Administration, there should be job opportunities open up for people who are like-minded. Not simply out of nepotism, but because the incoming Administration needs foot soldiers who are committed to the cause.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:39 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2017 01:41 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 01, 2017 01:42 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2017 01:43 AM (uV4kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 01, 2017 01:42 AM (u8kLQ)
Better put a poultice on it. Or you'll get a rash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:43 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Toilet paper and fossil fuel! A double threat.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at February 01, 2017 01:43 AM (rH4JY)
Just took a look at #329 and it seems ok....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2017 01:44 AM (rF0hx)
Quietly. He should just wake up in Manila with a headache.
Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite 2200XL at January 31, 2017 10:22 PM (7yo7t)
**************
In a cheap Manila hotel with two trannies and a copy of the CD.
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2017 01:45 AM (uV4kq)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at February 01, 2017 01:43 AM (rH4JY)
You'd be OK, bent over the hood of a '55 Studebaker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:45 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:48 AM (ZO497)
"If we don't let Muslims into the country they'll kill us."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 01:50 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:47 AM (ZO497)
Howdy, Mike. I am arrived safe and sound, in AJ, and I have those radio crystals for the museum in the truck. Also a book for you. Shoot me your postal address (via e-mail), and I will get them in the mail for you in a day or so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:50 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 01, 2017 01:51 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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They didn't read The Little Red Hen, or hear the fable about the ant and the grasshopper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:52 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 01, 2017 01:53 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 01:53 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=====
Glad you had a safe trip. I'll shoot you an email in the a.m., this machine is not the one I use for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:54 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:56 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------------
I first read that as "put poutine on it" - coming from you, I didn't even think twice about it.
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2017 01:56 AM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2017 01:54 AM (ZO497)
No problemo. I will not be arising real early. Long day on the road. Just vegging out, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 01:57 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2017 01:56 AM (3+cYV)
Heh. I like poutine, but is as exotic to me as it probably is to you. Yummy, for sure, but not in the Western Canadian repertoire of "normal food".
I've had crawfish boil in Lousiana, and it was wonderful, and I would have it again, any day, but I don't expect to find here in Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 02:01 AM (WDdjT)
The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice.
Sounds about right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 01, 2017 02:03 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 01, 2017 02:03 AM (rH4JY)
IIRC, the Slavers, from the Niven/Pournelle Known Space series, had that characteristic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 02:06 AM (WDdjT)
They drank deeply about The Shoemaker's Elves.
Posted by: go to sleep, and when you wake up your work will be done! at February 01, 2017 02:06 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: go to sleep, and when you wake up your work will be done! at February 01, 2017 02:06 AM (wpC7C)
I remember them. They polished the hubcaps on Shoemaker's Comet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 02:09 AM (WDdjT)
I know of horror stories - I knew a neighbor in Richmond city proper (capital of Va) that had his house stripped of all the copper pipes & wire while he was away for a simple weekend.
Neighbors never even got off the couch. ?!?
Crack is whack, and makes people do crazy shit.
We had a rash of tweakers here once that had the stones to cut catalytic converters off of cars in the Walmart parking lot.
And they got away with it for a few weeks!
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2017 02:10 AM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 02:10 AM (WDdjT)
///
They also got half way through The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Chicken Little.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 01, 2017 02:27 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Willy J.
The Boy Who Cried Wolf shouldn't have laughed at them. He should have said, "I'm trying to raise awareness about wolf attacks. One out of four shepherds is attacked by wolves."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 01, 2017 02:42 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: invisible thread wraith at February 01, 2017 02:44 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 01, 2017 02:53 AM (IHK0Z)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 01, 2017 03:40 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 04:14 AM (8ONMz)
Posted by: Libby McWhiner at February 01, 2017 04:21 AM (bc2Lc)
I've had crawfish boil in Lousiana, and it was wonderful, and I would have it again, any day, but I don't expect to find here in Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2017 02:01 AM (WDdjT)
Here in Nebraska we never boil them, bait is supposed to move around so as to attract the desired food type creatures.
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 04:23 AM (8ONMz)
Another good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 04:41 AM (0AwCy)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 01, 2017 04:48 AM (IHK0Z)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 04:49 AM (8ONMz)
No word yet on whether the sheriff will have to be sent to round up those missing Dem Senators. AWOL from their committee posts, they are. As usual for the libs, the ends justify the means, and any mouth noises they make about 'traditions' and 'regular order' are just that, noises. To be tossed on the trash heap, like when Harry Reid trashed Romney from the floor of the Senate.
Or like when the the WI Dems fled to IL, or the TX Dems fled to OK to avoid a vote they knew they would lose.
At least it'll be easy to find the wayward Senate Dems; just search all the 5 star hotels in the area.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2017 04:50 AM (xpfRn)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 04:55 AM (8ONMz)
Realized it was still the ONT...
Blyech... mornings suck.
have fun today y'all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2017 04:57 AM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 01, 2017 04:58 AM (IHK0Z)
Posted by: Catwrangler at February 01, 2017 04:58 AM (IHK0Z)
... aaaand my morning just got a bit brighter. This will never get old.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2017 05:00 AM (sK2fh)
The official Waraiotoko response to the "Trump's coup trial balloon story" on Medium is...
*press palm firmly to lips. Blow. Modulate for a slight rising tone at the end.*
Thank you. that is all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2017 05:02 AM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:07 AM (0AwCy)
Posted by: Teh Bronx at February 01, 2017 05:08 AM (8ONMz)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:15 AM (0AwCy)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:07 AM (0AwCy)
On a serious note, There is a pattern in all of this. Simply put, communists (in some form or another) regularly put on a tantrum. They do so at times when they think there is a chance to exploit a difference in a society so as to be able to cause a rift. To be able to rend to pieces the ordered structure of society and replace it with their desires.
The examples of this in just this country are legion. They include riots before WWI, riots and strikes before WWII, riots for Vietnam, and so on.
The social fabric of this country is the weakest it has ever been. It may be so weak that they think that the time for their utopia is at hand.
Posted by: Teh Bronx at February 01, 2017 05:23 AM (8ONMz)
Posted by: Teh Bronx at February 01, 2017 05:24 AM (8ONMz)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 05:25 AM (8ONMz)
Posted by: Oval Office at February 01, 2017 05:25 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2017 05:32 AM (4v9WA)
What a glorious morning.
And a President who keeps his campaign promises.
Who knew?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2017 05:32 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 05:25 AM (8ONMz)
Don't say anyting to make us confused this tme of day, ok?
Posted by: Bob, from NSA at February 01, 2017 05:36 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 01, 2017 05:36 AM (j1Wvr)
The social fabric of this country is the weakest it has ever been. It may be so weak that they think that the time for their utopia is at hand.
Posted by: Teh Bronx
They would have been better advised to go with Trump's populist side, and tag up with the union's to make strides in industrial policy. Going all hippy on the core issue that got Trump thru the primaries in support of a rabid dog that could bite your hand - some lone wolf cooks off anywhere in the West - is stupid. That old capo Soros should be pissed his money is being wasted.
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2017 05:37 AM (4v9WA)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2017 05:41 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:41 AM (0AwCy)
Posted by: teej at February 01, 2017 05:44 AM (3duqG)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 05:44 AM (8ONMz)
It's part of black oops, to spread confusion.
Morning all from the great state of Texas. Winning!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 01, 2017 05:45 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:45 AM (0AwCy)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:41 AM (0AwCy)
It's going to be a great 8 years! We'll have to put more folks on night shift, though...
Posted by: Bob, from NSA at February 01, 2017 05:45 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2017 05:49 AM (0AwCy)
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2017 05:37 AM (4v9WA)
He is the devil's avatar on Earth and will never consider his time, money, or effort wasted as long as at least one more soul falls into darkness.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2017 05:50 AM (J+mig)
From Texas and on this site, oh yes, you are deplorable.
Posted by: teej at February 01, 2017 05:50 AM (3duqG)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 01, 2017 05:45 AM (Eynls)
Mornin, fellow Texan. And yeah, if you're from here and not an Austinite fruitcake, then you're probably a deplorable by default in the eyes of the Left. May as well wear the label with pride.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2017 05:52 AM (J+mig)
A comment I read by a holy old man struck me. He described some good that unexpectedly happened from the efforts of evil people, and finished by saying something like "truly, the devil is also a servant!"
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 01, 2017 05:53 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 01, 2017 05:54 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 05:44 AM (8ONMz)
Well, honey badgers are just a bit lazy.
Posted by: The Golden Scalp Weasel in Chief at February 01, 2017 05:55 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: somejoe at February 01, 2017 06:01 AM (8ONMz)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 01, 2017 05:54 AM (Eynls)
Only about 1100 for me, but here I am anyway. Texan ain't a thing of the blood. It's a thing of the soul.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2017 06:02 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: fluffy at February 01, 2017 06:04 AM (jw2Xw)
Always liked TX. Had my first shinerbock years before I married a Texan.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at February 01, 2017 06:08 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2017 06:08 AM (1BQGO)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2017 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
The people!! United!!
Will always be annoying!!
Posted by: fluffy at February 01, 2017 06:20 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2017 06:20 AM (J7AWw)
It is self-evident to them that they are the designated rulers of the thralls who rare lesser beings. We do not belive in their God that fails, the almighty State.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2017 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posting guidelines about national politics not being allowed in the main news feed be damned.
These fools are now protesting about the patriarchy inherent in the NextDoor structure, silencing their voices.
And shit.
I need more popcorn....cause this is gonna get good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2017 06:25 AM (J+eG2)
82 breitbart
transgender "girl" reverts to being a boy after mom loses custody to dad
Child abuse, straight up. Sounds like now the boy has two daddies, but at least he's better off than being forced into trannyism by his deranged mother.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2017 06:26 AM (ul9CR)
The hard stuff. We were gonna change the world...
Posted by: Bronson'sWish at February 01, 2017 06:27 AM (ABZto)
It's as if millions of vapid minds cried out in horror at a normal, everyday occurrence. The Left did not learn to share in kindergarten.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2017 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
That's beautiful, Man!
** sniff **
Posted by: fluffy at February 01, 2017 06:31 AM (jw2Xw)
King Crimson - Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Starless and Bible Black, Red, USA
U.K. - U.K., Danger Money
The first two Asia albums (and a couple of the more recent comeback albums were worthy) plus tons of studio work with the likes of Brian Eno and Phil Manzanera. He even played in Uriah Heep. But then again, who didn't. Roxy Music too. And more recently he had championed the Prog group District 97, producing and making live appearances with them.
Great career. He will be missed.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2017 06:34 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: White House Chef at February 01, 2017 06:34 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 01, 2017 06:35 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2017 06:47 AM (W2Fol)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2017 06:48 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2017 06:49 AM (J7AWw)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 01, 2017 06:49 AM (R3Jti)
"Recently a clip of Swedish chief of police in Östersund, "
I saw chief as chef, and suddenly had a vision of the Swedish chef muppet in a police uniform speaking gibberish and handing out burkas to ladies dressed in mini skirts and bandage dresses for a night of clubbing.
Posted by: Janir at February 01, 2017 08:24 AM (Lk5qN)
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