Ladies and Gentleman, I Present to you Inauguration Bingo [Warden]

Don't say I never gave you nothin'.



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1 st?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 02:57 AM (g0im8)

2 what strange shit is this?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 02:58 AM (g0im8)

3 multiple ONT's?

and i'm supposed to be s*ber for the swearing in....

ain't happening.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 02:59 AM (g0im8)

4 No giant paper mache heads?



My whole world is falling apart.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 03:00 AM (qUNWi)

5 I like the mace to the face one.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 03:01 AM (qUNWi)

6 MAGA

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:06 AM (3jGss)

7 Hillary will never be President.

Donald J. Trump won.

I do want to see Hillary Rodham Clinton's face at the time Donald J. Trump is sworn in at the inauguration.

Barky and Mooch? Dustbin of history. Confirmation that affirmative action appointments don't work.

Posted by: End of an Error! at January 20, 2017 03:08 AM (Pby3z)

8 ima wearing a Trump shirt tomorrow, all over Lost Angels.

these scum sucking assholes can kiss my grits.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 03:11 AM (g0im8)

9 I'm not in no ways sober!

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2017 03:17 AM (bc2Lc)

10
Alt-Right


The progressives have moved the Overton window so far left that any public policy to the right of Joseph Stalin is 'Alt-Right'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 20, 2017 03:22 AM (L3yHY)

11 I like the mace to the face one.

I linked the meme version of that pic earlier today; it's funnier with the labels:

http://tinyurl.com/m7rm8mx

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2017 03:22 AM (iKu60)

12 Apparently nobody is getting any sleep tonight.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 20, 2017 03:23 AM (pCUr3)

13 Damn, the hamsters must be really cranking out the crank tonight. A new thread at 3 a.m.?

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2017 03:24 AM (Ek9Xz)

14 >>>11 I like the mace to the face one.

I linked the meme version of that pic earlier today; it's funnier with the labels:

http://tinyurl.com/m7rm8mx
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2017 03:22 AM (iKu60)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:24 AM (3jGss)

15 Are we gonna get, like, a new post every hour, all day long? Is it because we've been . . . good?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:25 AM (3jGss)

16 No giant paper mache heads?

Alt-Right


That's two more... six more (plus the "free square" in the middle) makes this a typical bingo card.

I propose the free square be a pic of Obama leaving, labeled "free sh*t".

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2017 03:25 AM (iKu60)

17 Good, not a drinking game.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 03:32 AM (PHcLa)

18 http://tinyurl.com/m7rm8mx
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2017 03:22 AM (iKu60)



that's hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2017 03:34 AM (qUNWi)

19 http://tinyurl.com/m7rm8mx

Works well!

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 20, 2017 03:36 AM (PHcLa)

20 What good is this if everyone gets the same card?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 03:41 AM (Uy6ri)

21 Wait, no giant Trump paper mache head?

I was going to suggest a square for Melania and Moochele fail to coordinate and wear the same dress but as BEN would say,
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A MELANIA DRESS ON MOOCHELE IS...NOT... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2017 03:43 AM (FtrY1)

22 20 What good is this if everyone gets the same card?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 20, 2017 03:41 AM (Uy6ri)

What, are you already tired of all of our winning?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 20, 2017 03:44 AM (GzDYP)

23 >>>14 >>>11 I like the mace to the face one.

I linked the meme version of that pic earlier today; it's funnier with the labels:

http://tinyurl.com/m7rm8mx
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2017 03:22 AM (iKu60)

I think that one of the first acts of the new government should be to make posters of that and put them throughout all federal government offices.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 03:44 AM (3jGss)

24 I have a very important question: Has Obama pardoned Hillary yet?

Has Obama pardoned Hillary yet?

Tick tock, Obama. Hours left to decide. Either:
-Pardon her on your last day, and you look like a weasel while she looks guilty as hell, giving Trump a boost early on, or
-Don't pardon her, preserving a sliver of dignity, throwing the Great Distaff Hope under the bus, and giving Trump a lever he can pull whenever he wants later in his term.

Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at January 20, 2017 03:52 AM (Th/kH)

25 She's up & banging into things. Muttering. Sloshed. Huma was supposed to be handling this disaster.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 20, 2017 03:55 AM (bc2Lc)

26 I had a crazy dream, Trump is going to be President and Hillary will never be. But that is her whole goal in life so who could stop her?
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 03:55 AM (yx0Ld)

27 Breitbart was right. They want war. Let's give it to them.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 20, 2017 03:58 AM (xESbL)

28 Also, lemme go out on a limb and make an unlikely prediction. A very unlikely prediction.

I realize this is a long shot, but so was Trump a year ago. "Delusional." "Can't get the nomination." "Hit his ceiling". Ceiling ceiling ceiling. And then the good Lord made fools of us all.

So while it's far from a sure thing, and would require a Constitutional amendment, I think it may just have become a potential outcome, up from

Trump's Third Term.

Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at January 20, 2017 03:59 AM (Th/kH)

29 Make up your own card randomly changing the pictures

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:00 AM (yx0Ld)

30 Argh. The comment-eating monster appears to have gobbled some of the words in my last remark. It was supposed to go "...up from <1 percent to maybe 10 percent:"

Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at January 20, 2017 04:02 AM (Th/kH)

31 If you like commie cankles ruling over you
If you like depends full of stinky poo
If you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
Baby I'm perfect, baby I'm perfect for you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 20, 2017 04:03 AM (PjWy4)

32 my first Trifecta...

but, if ima gonna be awake to watch the festivities at ~1200 BC time, my old ass needs some Z's

hasta por naow

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 04:07 AM (g0im8)

33 Have we just lived through the Caligula lead empire politically speaking?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:10 AM (yx0Ld)

34 Have we just lived through the Caligula lead empire politically speaking?

Posted by: Skip


Nero. He wanted fundamental transformation, and he was willing to burn down Rome to get it. He must have hated the existing Rome as much as Mooch and Obama hate existing America.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 04:13 AM (rH4JY)

35 I've gotta tell ya. The Deplorall was a blast. I met Gavin McInness, Bill Mitchell, Tomi Lauren, Lauren Southern, Mike Cernovich, Sheriff Clarke, James O'Keefe, Jack Prosoebiec, Martin Schreli, etc. worth every second of effort.

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at January 20, 2017 04:14 AM (qk2cA)

36 Breitbart was right. They want war. Let's give it to them.

Posted by: LGoPs


They want to lord it over us. But they are cowards, and try to achieve this in stealthy ways. We need to make it clear that we're on to them, and that if they want to enslave or destroy us, it will mean war.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 04:20 AM (rH4JY)

37 Robert DeNiro, Sally Field and Alec Baldwin led a protest yesterday in NYC. These idiots have no idea what they are supporting, and no idea what they are protesting. But they are arrogant enough to think that because the camera is pointed at them that they have the right to impose their stupid ideas on the rest of us. I haven't seen any of their shit in years anyway. I'm done with them. DiBlasio was also there, natch.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 04:30 AM (rH4JY)

38 WTF is going on here? Why are you folks up and making noise!?

Oh wait...must be for the same reason I am. Because Barky McFuckstick and his minions are this far >< from being ushered out the door. I can't wait to see Trump sworn in. It'll be the end of an error.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2017 04:33 AM (6Z8Cl)

39 Actually, I think those vagina costumes are from the 2012 election. They are not pussy hats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 04:35 AM (rH4JY)

40 Another Nice copycat terrorist attack in Melbourne, Australia. Car ploughs into crowd, 3 dead, 20 injured.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 04:36 AM (rH4JY)

41 Loved those threads yesterday evening, missed all but last 1 1/2hrs of that the first time.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:40 AM (yx0Ld)

42 Trump's in the White House.
Obozo will be . . . who the fuck cares.
Hillary will soon be behind bars.
Huma will be wearing a burqua in some Shitstan.
Anthony Wiener will be sending dick picks to Meryl Streep and Elizabeth Warren.



Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 20, 2017 04:42 AM (lQqij)

43 >>>I do want to see Hillary Rodham Clinton's face at the time Donald J. Trump is sworn in at the inauguration.


He'd better not shake her hand. She may have some poisoned dart affixed there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 04:43 AM (rH4JY)

44 Heard yesterday there are 7 executive orders coming today, assuming they are wiping out with a pen Barak's actions but don't know which ones.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:47 AM (yx0Ld)

45 Is it possible Barak has 7hrs left? Pinch me, that can't be reality

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 04:49 AM (yx0Ld)

46 You forgot down twinkles

Posted by: Rdd at January 20, 2017 04:55 AM (8wabV)

47 There's enough nuttiness for 2 bingo cards. Dunham talks to rocks, mass exodus of celebrities to Canada, PropOrNot.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 05:02 AM (rH4JY)

48 6 hours 50 minutes....

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 20, 2017 05:04 AM (9e/ON)

49 #Calexit, deep state golden showers memo, hoax attacks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 05:06 AM (rH4JY)

50 A battered and bruised America is waking up this morning with a renewed spirit, that the things that have made this the greatest place on earth, will flourish again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 05:07 AM (qbC6h)

51 Will Obama be allowed to speak at the inauguration? He may filibuster and get himself another 4 years.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 05:07 AM (rH4JY)

52 Obama did for politics what he did for gun sales. He spooked America into rejecting Hillary. Gee, thanks, I guess. He's the shit fingered Midas, and we've quarantined the magic shit finger that is the Democrat party.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 05:14 AM (rH4JY)

53 Why is ABC News headlining a story "Everything You Need to Know about the Women's March"? Why is it o.k. for them to help coordinate participation in that event?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 05:14 AM (3jGss)

54 Steve and Cold Bear - That is the reason I thought the other day who cares if ex-president Barak with no power stays in Washington DC, be a constant reminder why Hillary is not president. And hopefully watch first hand how irrelevant he is going to become.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:20 AM (yx0Ld)

55 This looks far more dangerous than Pooky's proposed "take a shot every time the Weather Channel mentions climate change" drinking game.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 20, 2017 05:21 AM (ar2KI)

56 It's still amazing to me that in a little over six hours, Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of The United Stares of America and both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama will be standing there watching it.

Amazing.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 20, 2017 05:21 AM (+lv+r)

57 I wish Jarrett, Rice, Power and Psaki a lifetime of obscurity. Rhodes and Earnest should never again have gainful employment, higher than burger flipper.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 05:22 AM (qbC6h)

58 Thanks Ace for an enjoyable election night replay, though I'm late to the party after late night work for me on the West coast. I especially liked the scenes of Hillary's supporters crushed in such total disbelief

OK Trump fans, you're entitled to laugh at me on this part... I despise both Hillary and Donald, and would have enjoyed seeing whichever liberal NY Democrat's fans were grieving on election night.

Believing Donald had managed to blow an easy election year that otherwise guaranteed a Republican President against lying Hillary, I never bothered deciding who I would rather suffer 4 years under (and in CA knew voting for stoner Gary didn't matter). I just wanted Donald's defeat crushing enough to discredit Trump's hostile takeover of the GOP, so Republicans could rebuild a credible opposition to Hillary.

Early I saw Florida not being called for Hillary right after the polls closed. I thought "Oh fuck, after Hillary wins, it will still be close enough for Donald's groupies to double down in 2018, nominating a bunch of Sharon Angle and Todd Akin candidates to elect more Democrats."

I don't recollect the exact timeline, but when NC got called for Trump and other Hillary-leaning states still weren't called, I started thinking Hillary might lose and only then seriously considered which corrupt asshole I'd least hate as President. Later ... after beer, chips, vodka etc., I felt myself hoping "Wow, if Trump pulls Wisconsin, he really has a chance!"

Then I had to admit to myself (and later to liberal friends), I was seriously rooting for Donald (more precisely, against Hillary).

Then Wisconsin came in for Donald, causing emotional breakdown for the Hillary groupies at her "victory party", and we know the rest. Whether it was Ghenghis Khan's words or later accounts, that brought to mind the pleasure of crushing your enemies and the hearing wailing of their women (or in this case their pajama boys)

Ace was right on settling for Donald vs. Hillary, but I took a while to accept since I knew my vote didn't matter.

Posted by: gensec at January 20, 2017 05:23 AM (O+6LQ)

59 BINGO!...B, I, N, G O!!!...Yayyyyyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at January 20, 2017 05:26 AM (pKy3L)

60 @57

Obama has appointed those specific people to posts
on various coincils in the fed gov.

One of the first acts for Trump is demanding their resignations.

They have no business drawing a paycheck funded by taxpayers.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 20, 2017 05:30 AM (+lv+r)

61 If Trump has already signed the Oath, doesn't look like Pardons-R-US are in store for Kilary and Berghdahl. I believe that Berghdahl's trial starts in Feb.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 05:32 AM (qbC6h)

62 I know why I'm here: Germany is seven hours ahead, making it midday. What's you people's excuse?

Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 05:39 AM (IKdzI)

63 Democrats have finally hated on so many American voters that they got voted out.

Aaand they're doubling it up.

This day couldn't get much better!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 20, 2017 05:41 AM (GzDYP)

64 BINGO....................we are hours ahead of the USA in Canada.
Great show last night at the Lincoln memorial.....no twerkers or jerkers or rappers it was sublime.................

Posted by: saf at January 20, 2017 05:45 AM (+zN6H)

65 62 I know why I'm here: Germany is seven hours ahead, making it midday. What's you people's excuse?
________________________

My dog likes to get up early.

And she figures that if she's up, then I should be too. So she keeps pestering me until I am.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 05:45 AM (riF5p)

66 Kreplach- perfect, they can now hear those two famous words "You're Fired".

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 05:45 AM (qbC6h)

67 Bye bye Barky, you dick head.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 20, 2017 05:46 AM (DaNJZ)

68 20 What good is this if everyone gets the same card?


Posted by: Serious Cat


******


First!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 05:47 AM (wPiJc)

69 What's you people's excuse?


*****

Brisket going on the smoker momentarily.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2017 05:48 AM (wPiJc)

70 62

Still at work

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 20, 2017 05:48 AM (SxBH1)

71 Morning everyone.

When I go to work I will see Trump's photo on the wall in place of Mr. Obama's smug visage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2017 05:50 AM (EnKk6)

72 Alright, alright - I'll put the coffee on.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2017 05:56 AM (TVbdM)

73 Please tell me this is really real.

Posted by: teej at January 20, 2017 05:57 AM (iMDvh)

74 teej- not only real but gold plated.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 05:58 AM (qbC6h)

75 It's raining, cold and gloomy in central OH and yet, it's going to be a glorious day.

Thanks America - man I love this place!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2017 05:59 AM (TVbdM)

76 54 Steve and Cold Bear - That is the reason I thought the other day who cares if ex-president Barak with no power stays in Washington DC, be a constant reminder why Hillary is not president. And hopefully watch first hand how irrelevant he is going to become.
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2017 05:20 AM (yx0Ld)


At first, I was like: Geez, WTF is with this douchetool, but yeah. He's not going to sway any of the Trumpentariat, he will be a constant reminder of why and he'll further diminish himself with what is left of the moderate fringe of the (D)Marxist party.

#winning !

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 20, 2017 06:02 AM (Pd7Sl)

77 damn.

i was going to go on the Nextdoor page for my AO and ask who wanted to do an "Inauguration Watching Party", just to troll my asshat neighbors.

#TrollOpportunityLost

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2017 06:04 AM (g0im8)

78 Been up for hours. Great night last night! IYKWIMAITYD! The best! Ready to take office & MAGA! Barry up yet? Who cares, right? I'm the people's choice no matter how you slice it! Onward!

Posted by: DJT: Biggly Day! at January 20, 2017 06:04 AM (bc2Lc)

79 Thanks Ben.

And Mr Trump, keep that take no prisoners strategy going.
Dance with what brung ya.

Posted by: teej at January 20, 2017 06:06 AM (iMDvh)

80 Yeah, those threads last night were awesome. Kudos, Ace. That was inspired and a whole lotta fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 20, 2017 06:10 AM (Pd7Sl)

81 Don't tell me.
Everyone has the main page open and is refreshing it like a crack monkey.
I got frist on the innaguration day EMT!!!

Posted by: teej at January 20, 2017 06:12 AM (iMDvh)

82 20 What good is this if everyone gets the same card?

Posted by: Serious Cat

More winning.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 06:12 AM (iWW0H)

83 Great idea!


Now let's play strip bingo!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2017 06:13 AM (5VlCp)

84 >>>82 20 What good is this if everyone gets the same card?

Posted by: Serious Cat

More winning.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 06:12 AM (iWW0H)

Good answer!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 06:14 AM (3jGss)

85 54 Steve and Cold Bear - That is the reason I thought the other day who cares if ex-president Barak with no power stays in Washington DC, be a constant reminder why Hillary is not president. And hopefully watch first hand how irrelevant he is going to become.

Posted by: Skip

The more involved he is off ticket, the more seats the Dems lose. Keep up the good work JEF.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 06:15 AM (iWW0H)

86 Barack is only staying in Washington until the end of the semester in his Umbrella Operating course.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 06:17 AM (iWW0H)

87 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2017 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

88 Looking forward to seeing what photo gets put in the 0 of "0 days left." I am guessing one (of many) where the outgoing president had his nose stuck straight up in the air.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 06:23 AM (3jGss)

89 So many late night threads.

Morning, Horde!

329

Posted by: fluffy at January 20, 2017 06:25 AM (jw2Xw)

90 Hillary Clinton: Peaked at Wellesley.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 06:26 AM (J8/9G)

91 >>> Looking forward to seeing what photo gets put in the 0 of "0 days left."

Has the umbrella picture been used in that series?

327

Posted by: fluffy at January 20, 2017 06:27 AM (jw2Xw)

92 Now let's play strip bingo!

Now, now. After the naked Twister.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 06:28 AM (J8/9G)

93 92 Kodos the Executioner

After the naked Twister is ibuprofen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2017 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

94 Thank god this day has finally come!

Posted by: Humanity's soul at January 20, 2017 06:29 AM (K3F/8)

95 "Yucky" toplessness. This, I do not recognize.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, Jeapordy Record Holder at January 20, 2017 06:29 AM (X4ZNp)

96 I have a couple bottles of TRUMP Wine ready. Was temped to take the day off, but there is a lot of releases scheduled for today. This administration will be about America working again. So, I will be working, but watching Ace of Spades HQ for updates.

Posted by: Paladin at January 20, 2017 06:30 AM (ItXFi)

97 Spoiler: the "0 days left" photo is already up at mindful webworker's site, along with the photos from days 1-7.

mindfulwebworks.com/radical/countdown-to-the-end-of-an-error

Go at your own risk!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 06:30 AM (3jGss)

98 Thanks, mikeski #11; I've seen the "more government" meme before and thought it would be cool to have a copy of it.

BTW, Melbourne nut was aping Islam. Surprise, surprise, even if he wasn't a formal convert doing it to go to Paradise. See sock link update.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 06:31 AM (lJXY3)

99 x 100 = 10,000

Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 06:33 AM (3jGss)

100 Shoot. I have to sift through my unfollow list to see who could give me the biggest win. Toss up between Asian political science major who married a ginger, pansexual humanist pit bull rescuer who tries to nurse other people's children, and sex crazed white dude with a Thor haircut who barks down the door of rape culture while making a dick or pussy joke every other comment.

Posted by: H at January 20, 2017 06:35 AM (Aj1TB)

101 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 06:36 AM (J+eG2)

102 >>> Melbourne nut was aping Islam

I'll just let that one hang there.

317

Posted by: fluffy at January 20, 2017 06:37 AM (jw2Xw)

103 'Mornin. 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2017 06:38 AM (C8aCP)

104 5 Hours, 13 Minutes.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 06:40 AM (d76uN)

105 Cher, Natalie Merchant, Mark Ruffalo and Michael Moore set the tone last night in NYC, singing Vietnam-era protest songs at a small protest rally. Cher did not mention her upcoming trip to Jupiter.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, Jeapordy Record Holder at January 20, 2017 06:40 AM (X4ZNp)

106 The NYT keeps trying to get me to buy a subscription, advertising "Truth: It Comes At A Cost".

Is that unintentional irony, do you think?

Posted by: Governor Rick Perry, Sultan of the Energy Dept. at January 20, 2017 06:43 AM (X4ZNp)

107 WDJT will be playing 'At Last' all damn day!

Posted by: WDJT - The Swamp Drainer at January 20, 2017 06:43 AM (bc2Lc)

108 So you saw what I did there?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 06:43 AM (lJXY3)

109 The lefties drew blood last night, protesting Trump supporters going to a party. Drinking and dancing is very, very bad, say the anarchist Soros-funded scum of the earth. Ah well, who cares what they think and the Trump women were out in force so it looks like it was fun despite the efforts of the fascists.

http://tinyurl.com/zpv4qfw

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 06:48 AM (X4ZNp)

110 Cher did not mention her upcoming trip to Jupiter.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer

Cher has now announced that she will be going to the Sun instead. When told how hot it will be when she gets there, she responded, "No problem, I'm going at night."

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

111 Work preps commence.

Have a serene day, everyone. And may all the protesters fail to board the Orange Line Metro out of Vienna. Head on a swivel in DC. But smile to the worshippers whose God failed.

Wish I could be there. It will be an even better day than the 9/12 and the Million Man march, which were such fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2017 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

112 Happy hour is coming early this afternoon.

Posted by: redenzo at January 20, 2017 06:55 AM (5wSNN)

113 Four years of kicking political atrophy in the ass. What's not to like?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (qbC6h)

114 I'll take Political Ass Trophy for $100, Trebek.

Posted by: sean connery at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (lJXY3)

115 Status Quo
We ain't gonna be your Ho no mo.

Brought to you by the Muldoon starter kit.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 07:04 AM (qbC6h)

116 Will they be serving paste at the banquet?

Posted by: Middle Class Joe at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (kzxV0)

117 I've been fucking willowed just like I did to your granny last night, Trebek! Ha-ha-ha!!!

Posted by: sean connery at January 20, 2017 07:10 AM (lJXY3)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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