The Morning Report 1/20/17

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Good morning, kids. I can't wrap my head around the fact that in just a few hours, a lost decade will at last come to a long prayed-for and merciful conclusion. Without going into details, starting over when you're in your late 50s is hard enough even in the best of times. I know I'm in for a difficult personal road ahead, but at least as of today I feel as if I actually have a shot at rebuilding enough to cushion whatever time I have left before joining the Choir Invisible. G-d bless each and every one of you. This pixilated pixy parlor has been an emotional lifeline. I always say "have a better one" and, at least for today, I guarantee you will. And do remain blessed!

  • Thugs Turn Violent at The Deploraball, Get Pepper-Sprayed
  • Kid Sets Fire in Street Because, "Screw Our President"
  • Disrupt J20 Includes At Least One Violent Known Terrorist Organization
  • DeBolshevik-Led Dead-Ender Anti-Trump Rally Pisses Off New Yorkers
  • Surprisingly Honest (and Schadenboner-y) Politico Story: "Democrats In the Wilderness"
  • Dems: Mnuchin Has Offshore Accounts! Hatch: So Do Many of You (*Mic Drop*)
  • Trump Effect in New England? Right-To-Work Passes in NH State Senate
  • EPA Shits on Citizens, Pardons Itself for Gold King Disaster, OR Isn't This Really the Story of Obama?
  • This Is Why You Got Trump: Bernie Sez USA "Worst Country on Earth"
  • Behind CNN's Hit-Job On Monica Crowley
  • Lather, Rinse, Repeat: NYU Journo Prof Sez the Press Can Redeem Itself by Being Better Bamboozlers
  • Looks Like Another Vehicle Terror Attack, This Time Down Under

    Thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown art!!!

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    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 06:52 AM




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    1 DAY 1536

    0 to go (0 to Inauguration Day )

    Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, manhandled mishes, Milwaukee mayhem, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 06:46 AM (mbhDw)

    2 Firstish?

    Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 06:48 AM (DJUMj)

    3 And G_d bless you too JJ.

    Oh happy day!

    Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2017 06:48 AM (vE0fx)

    4 AMEN!

    Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 06:49 AM (DJUMj)

    5 G-D BLESS AMERICA

    I will NEVER wake up with that fuck Fredo in The White House!

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 06:49 AM (sRFAL)

    6 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2017 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

    7 Left on the last thread, but for the Daywalkers and for bluebell and willow.

    Work preps commence.

    Have a serene day, everyone. And may all the protesters fail to board the Orange Line Metro out of Vienna. Head on a swivel in DC. But smile to the worshippers whose God failed.

    Wish I could be there. It will be an even better day than the 9/12 and the Million Man March, which were such fun.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2017 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

    8 IT'S GO TIME !! OBAMA IS ABOUT TO GET TRUMPED!!

    Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 06:52 AM (y3aQB)

    9 The JEF will become another bitter old Jew hater with a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 06:52 AM (J8/9G)

    10 Washed away like footprints on a beach. Or a smeary turd down the bowl.

    Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 06:52 AM (DJUMj)

    11 Has Huma told Hillary yet?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 06:54 AM (J+eG2)

    12 Okay, running late and have to start getting ready but I just read this and if anyone needs to know, it's you find Americans.

    A govt study released yesterday found that, over the last eight years, firearms ownership has been the leading contributing factor in watercraft accidents.

    Gee, hope they didn't spend much on that one.

    Posted by: teej at January 20, 2017 06:54 AM (iMDvh)

    13 I'm just looking forward to being able to say "fag" recreationally again.

    Posted by: mx4 at January 20, 2017 06:55 AM (bL5F8)

    14 11 Has Huma told Hillary yet?
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 06:54 AM (J+eG2)


    I don't think there's enough booze on the planet. For either of them.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 06:55 AM (mbhDw)

    15 Is that Grey Goose or Stolichnaya in the glass on the FAB's table?

    Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 06:56 AM (J8/9G)

    16 Trump couldn't have done it without me!

    Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 20, 2017 06:56 AM (bc2Lc)

    17 Holy Moly.
    0 Days. I remember when JJ started the countdown. I was also honored when he accepted my suggestion of Mamaluke into the countdown.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:56 AM (8ikIW)

    18 Excellent prayer, J.J. And I add my own:


    Let the name of Barack Obama be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 06:56 AM (X6fMO)

    19 OK, seriously- how many of you, on January 20, 2009, if asked who the NEXT president would be, would have said "Donald Trump"?

    Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (3MozY)

    20 13 I'm just looking forward to being able to say "fag" recreationally again.
    Posted by: mx4 at January 20, 2017 06:55 AM (bL5F


    It's no fun when there are no repercussions. I wonder if homos get that; if what you do is legal and accepted, doesn't that take away from the experience?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (mbhDw)

    21 someone on twitter:

    @ComfortablySnug

    Republicans, I know you're excited, but remember: you MUST wait until Trump completes taking oath of office before we can start hunting Dems

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (Om16U)

    22 As prayers go, that's a good 'un. I'll second it.

    Sorry to hear you're having some life changes J. J., but I also hope you ain't leaving the Horde. You sounded a bit Goodbye-ish there.

    This oughta cheer you up:

    In his first press conference, Trump WH press secretary Sean Spicer says announcement on Jerusalem embassy is coming. "Stay tuned."

    From Insty.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (xpfRn)

    23 In DC for the dance! Not too many protesters. I've only seen a few sad women with the pink "kitty" hats on. The locals, cabbies , bartenders, etc. seem to be surprised that our group and others are not toothless yokels or bug eyed inbreeds

    Posted by: AlaskaGal at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (TmDlE)

    24 15 Is that Grey Goose or Stolichnaya in the glass on the FAB's table?
    Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 06:56 AM (J8/9G)

    Chloryl hydrate. With a twist of lemming.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (mbhDw)

    25 I mostly lurk (since before 200, but I too remember when JJ started the countdown! Can't believe it's done and that we won! Happy Inauguration Day my fellow morons!

    Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 20, 2017 06:58 AM (1dDS6)

    26 And I wanted to find an appropriate pretty girl pic for today. I've always adored her, so here is Marilyn Monroe, in the dress that she literally had to be sewn into, wishing someone a happy birthday:

    http://tinyurl.com/bpct5o7

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 06:58 AM (X6fMO)

    27 22 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (xpfRn)

    Nah, I'm still here (think McQueen in the final shot of "Papillon"). Just need to get working again.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (mbhDw)

    28 Sadly, I will not be able to watch the proceedings today. I need to go to the doc for Cortisone injections. I will DVR the coverage for some later drinking though.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

    29 Well, that's one mincing foppish turd flushed. Whew, talk about straining on the bowl.

    And now kids, time for a song!!!

    (to the tune of Sooner Booner)

    Schadenboner, Schadenboner
    Wearin' bat capes, tearin down drapes!

    Schadenboner, Schadenboner
    Seen from orbit, eatin' Sorbet!

    Schadenboner, Schadenboner
    Stole my car keys, no more Barky!

    Hooray!!!

    You can play too, it's fun and easy- make up your own verse and sing along!!!

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, nightmare status: OVAH at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (1aMQH)

    30 Do you know what it sucks to be today?

    Those last 41 sum terrorists at Gitmo: Your NEVER getting out. Die Scum!

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (sRFAL)

    31 16 Trump couldn't have done it without me!
    Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 20, 2017 06:56 AM (bc2Lc)


    Isn't that really the story of Obama?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (mbhDw)

    32 Republicans, I know you're excited, but remember:
    you MUST wait until Trump completes taking oath of office before we can
    start hunting Dems

    Posted by: @votermom @vm

    Is it okay if we bait an area and put up our tree stands?

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

    33 Soon

    Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 20, 2017 07:00 AM (J+eG2)

    34 I will admit I have had a few tears in my eyes the last few days.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:00 AM (sRFAL)

    35 @18 HATSHEPSUT!
    Slowly I turned, inch by inch...

    Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (H5rtT)

    36
    The MSM is getting nervous and breathlessly reporting that Trump gets the nuclear launch codes today. On FOX, they just went through it, and that seems to agree with what I just read.

    Early this morning, and he's probably already gotten it, Trump (and Pence) get a briefing on the procedures to use the football. They are each given a "biscuit", which is a card in a break-away case that contain ID codes for POTUS to confirm his identity to the military command. Those codes will not be activated yet.

    Sometime right before he is sworn in at noon, the biscuit codes will be activated.

    It turns out that Bubba lost his biscuit card back in the 90s for a while. Three guesses where he probably left it.

    Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (DW+jj)

    37 on my blog today, just Great Again

    in nic

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (Om16U)

    38 It'll be evening here when Trump takes the oath, so after I finish lunch, I am hitting the grocery store to grab a bottle of wine (or two), going back to my apartment, pulling up the Fox News live stream, and letting the good times roll. Happy Inauguration Day, all!!!

    Posted by: T at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (+nDaw)

    39 mindful, love your countdown graphics, btw

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (Om16U)

    40
    You all know you're gonna miss me, well except for JJ as I shall rule NYC with an iron fist...

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 20, 2017 07:02 AM (HSmrB)

    41 It's here! It's here!!!

    The SCOAMT WILL NO LONGER BE POTUS.

    Alleluia!

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:02 AM (uaHyk)

    42
    Nuclear codes: PASSWORD, QWERTY, P.O.E.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:02 AM (mbhDw)

    43 Well put JJ.

    God Bless you, Vic, teh Horde and ALL of this great country.

    Posted by: Golfman at January 20, 2017 07:03 AM (k0S3A)

    44 Anecdotal and I'm in Texas, but my office and sales support staff were unproductive yesterday due to watching Trump landing in DC, laying wreath, etc. They asked to move their lunch hour so they can watch the Inauguration today. Listening to them, they're ready for Obama to be gone and they like the fact that Trump appears to genuinely like people, likes the military and loves the country.

    I decided that the company will buy lunch.

    Posted by: Usedtocould at January 20, 2017 07:03 AM (VCqKl)

    45 If you even asked many of the people protesting the "Depolraball" to give reasons as to why Trump is a fascist they probably couldn't even tell you either than they don't like him.

    I hope there are more call for investigating George Soros.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:03 AM (tOcW/)

    46 Bloody Mary anyone? Welcome to the future.

    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:04 AM (X4ZNp)

    47 Just imagine Obama having to nudge Michelle and say: Come on Dear, time to get ready.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 07:04 AM (J+eG2)

    48 40
    You all know you're gonna miss me, well except for JJ as I shall rule NYC with an iron fist...

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 20, 2017 07:02 AM (HSmrB)

    I imagine someone else will pop up to challenge her. Sadly, not a Republican. I'm kind of hoping that Preet Bharara jumps in. For those not in the know, he's the US DA from the Southern District of NY, Rudy's old job. Have no idea what his party affiliation is, but he is a straight shooter and honest. Plus, I believe he might have been or may yet be the guy to go after the Clinton Foundation.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:04 AM (mbhDw)

    49 Now what shall we count? I know! Ex EOs. One, two, three ...

    Posted by: The Count at January 20, 2017 07:05 AM (BO/km)

    50 Just imagine Obama having to nudge Michelle and say: Come on Dear, time to get ready.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

    Oh crap! Can you imagine early morning just woke up Mooch face?

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

    51 Sweat bitch, still no pardon

    Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 07:05 AM (57bUs)

    52 47 Just imagine Obama having to nudge Michelle and say: Come on Dear, time to get ready.



    Again has anyone seen Bigfoot & Reggie Love together??

    Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 07:06 AM (y3aQB)

    53 One thing I really look forward to seeing is the last CNN broadcast. That will be fantastic.

    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:06 AM (X4ZNp)

    54 Mrs. Bitter Clinger and I are leaving work early to watch the swearing in, and the protesters getting gassed.

    Good times.

    Oh, and a number of fellow employees are taking the whole day off. Booze sales around here are probably over the top.

    Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2017 07:06 AM (jAZR9)

    55 And I wanted to find an appropriate pretty girl pic for today. I've always adored her, so here is Marilyn Monroe, in the dress that she literally had to be sewn into, wishing someone a happy birthday:

    http://tinyurl.com/bpct5o7
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 06:58 AM (X6fMO)

    She had "it," whatever "it" is. I'm sorry her life was so short and most of it so sad.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:06 AM (uaHyk)

    56 One of the first acts of the new Trump administration is to either fire or demand the resignation of Ben Rhoades, Valerie Jarrett and Samantha Powers, Obama appointed these POSs to federal agencies on his way out the door.

    These fuckers need broomed.

    Posted by: Kreplach at January 20, 2017 07:06 AM (7KAnO)

    57 >> Is it okay if we bait an area and put up our tree stands?

    Free Starbucks and wifi oughta pull 'em in.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (xpfRn)

    58 strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    I've been reading that for months as a breezy, feel-good li'l thang.
    But now? Mission Accomplished. They are shitless, and pissing-down-leg.
    I know, it takes a heart of stone not to laugh out loud, but remember, they are at their most dangerous in this instant. Quick: pat a flat spot on their heads.
    At least you'll have a spot to set your drink later.

    Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (H5rtT)

    59 Hey, J.J. Teh Horde loves The Morning Report but you need to take care of your own needs first. Hoping for the best possible outcome for you.

    Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (J8/9G)

    60 Watching morning joe. Delicious

    They feign acceptance but their smug hatred for you and me is just a marvel to behold

    Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (xJxz7)

    61 Start drinking. With a vengeance.

    Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (kQL/v)

    62 "One thing I really look forward to seeing is the last CNN broadcast. That will be fantastic."

    Just imagine Trump buying CNN.


    And giving it to Barron as a birthday gift.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (J+eG2)

    63 As I was leaving to come to work today I turned to my wife and said " Congratulations" and she said for what? I just pointed to the TV ( FOX and Friends). She smiled. She knows

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:08 AM (sRFAL)

    64 42
    Nuclear codes: PASSWORD, QWERTY, P.O.E.
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January

    I was 111111 for years as a great big fu to DC by the operational air Force. The game theory implications of that make Russians ill.

    Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2017 07:08 AM (57bUs)

    65 on my blog today, just Great Again

    in nic

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 07:01 AM (Om16U)


    Well, I just had my first disappointment of the day. I followed a couple of links on your blog, votermom, and found this, to my dismay, in another writer's post on "why does everything have to be political?"


    Dita Von Teese tried to rape a George Bush look-a-like for a music video by Agent Provocateur.

    Great. Just great. Even she's a loony. Guess it's back to silent stars for me.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:08 AM (X6fMO)

    66 59 Hey, J.J. Teh Horde loves The Morning Report but you need to take care of your own needs first. Hoping for the best possible outcome for you.
    Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (J8/9G)

    I think I might have sounded in dire straits. I'm fine. I've just been extremely underemployed for just over 8 years so that is the cause of my angst. Anyway, as I stated, I have hope that at least I have a shot at some gainful employment, even at my age.

    No worries! See? I'm smiling!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:09 AM (mbhDw)

    67 Am I the only 'ron having a drink? Heard drinking alone is a bad sign.

    Posted by: Giddy & Up! at January 20, 2017 07:09 AM (bc2Lc)

    68 Is it okay if we bait an area and put up our tree stands?
    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

    dang someone already put a Himalayan Salt lick outside Whole Foods!

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 07:10 AM (Om16U)

    69 Mark Gastineau: I have dementia, Alzheimers

    NY POST

    Quick question? How can anyone tell with Gastineau?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:10 AM (sRFAL)

    70 President Donald Trump? Well the popular vote says otherwise. I won the popular vote over Barack Obama, too.

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 07:10 AM (ZFUt7)

    71 For those of you who are praying types, keep the law enforcement folks at the Inauguration in your prayers. They will have there hands full. Also, keep those people (coughme) who will be working later today. The Super Top Secret Time Travelling Unicorn Pen is pretty much located where all the "fun" is. I had to get a Inauguration Pass for Contractors in order to get to my underground lair. Getting home this morning wasn't an issue.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2017 07:11 AM (QR8Gk)

    72 I sort of wonder why Bernie hates America, but I don't wonder enough to actually read the article because commies with three houses do not interest me, on principle. Screw off Bernie.

    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:11 AM (X4ZNp)

    73 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:09 AM (mbhDw)

    me too

    here's to better days ahead!

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 07:11 AM (Om16U)

    74 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:09 AM (mbhDw)

    Will keep you in prayer. My husband has been extremely underemployed since Obama's first truly deplorable term so I understand..

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:12 AM (tOcW/)

    75 All Hail Donaldus Maximus!

    And thanks be to God for His Infinite Mercy.

    Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2017 07:12 AM (Z56vq)

    76 DC looks great as the sun breaks thru this AM

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:12 AM (sRFAL)

    77 If you even asked many of the people protesting the "Depolraball" to
    give reasons as to why Trump is a fascist they probably couldn't even
    tell you either than they don't like him.


    I saw over at Daily Mail that they described the organizers of that ball as 'alt-right.'

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 07:12 AM (xpfRn)

    78 Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2017 07:11 AM (QR8Gk)

    Thanks for the reminders. Will do.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:12 AM (tOcW/)

    79 Good Morning Morons I am going to go ahead and post my links the review and comment. Don't have much time this morning as I have yet another doctor's appoint early and I will have to leave shortly.


    More noos. Today is Friday, January 20, 2017, the end of an error. On this day in 1937 FDR was sworn in for his second term President, it was the first occasion a Presidential Inauguration to take place on 20 January following the ratification of the 20th Amendment. It was also about the time FDRs stupid economic policies began to have an effect on the Great Depression. The economy had begun making a slow recovery as measured by GDP. But in 1937 it took a nose dive along with personal spending which went through the floor. It did not begin recovery again, if you call it that, until the US started spending in preparation for WWII.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:12 AM (mpXpK)

    80 Trump promises a "robust" first 100 days. The tears of the clowns will be "robust" as well.


    http://fxn.ws/2jG6ZQF

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

    81 What are the odds Obama will pull a Kanye just before Trump is sworn in to announce his pardon of Hillary?

    Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (BXC+l)

    82 Best of luck to JJ in the coming days and weeks! Thank you for giving of your incredible creativity here every morning.

    Best of luck to all of us, as well. We've waited so long for this day.

    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (X4ZNp)

    83 The people who arrived at the "Deplorables Event" yesterday were met by rioting slugs who threw bottles and objects at them screaming obscenities. It is my opinion that without a doubt these are the same traveling rent-a-thugs that are being paid by Soros.


    http://fxn.ws/2jFs4ud

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

    84 Ivanka shows Mooch how to wear a boob belt

    https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/822305609655517185

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (Om16U)

    85 The Girl Scouts say they will still attend the inauguration as has been a tradition for them for a long time. Anti-Trump shitheads want them to boycott the event.


    http://fxn.ws/2iHvFs9

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

    86 A suspect has been arrested in Ecuador for the NYC gold heist a few months ago. He is an illegal who had been deported 4 times previously and kept coming back across on the non-border.


    http://fxn.ws/2juXzF0

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

    87 72 I sort of wonder why Bernie hates America, but I don't wonder enough to actually read the article because commies with three houses do not interest me, on principle. Screw off Bernie.
    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:11 AM (X4ZNp)


    Bernie Sanders is permanently stuck emotionally at the age of about 13. An angry young man in an alta-cocker's wrinkly body.

    But, he is a reprehensible piece of shit.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:14 AM (mbhDw)

    88 The Democrats are continuing their Borking of Trump nominees, as the had previously announced but some of the nominees are not taking their shit laying down. I say good.


    http://fxn.ws/2iIADVF

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

    89 Muzzie terrorist does another car into crowd event, this one in Australia. But it wasn't a terror attack.


    http://fxn.ws/2jTafp3

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

    90 Mnuchin tells Borking committee that the posted unemployment rate doesn't reflect actual conditions unemployed people are facing, a rather mealy-mouthed response in my opinion. Of course the MFM media is twisting that answer to reflect what most of us know; the unemployment rate put out by the corrupt Obamanite Administration is a lie.


    http://bit.ly/2jTmr9p

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

    91 Car terror attacker in Melbourne identified (link in my sock).

    Looks like a nut who was getting his Muzzie on although we'll have to see if he was a formal convert too.

    Funny how violent nuts are drawn to Islam for some strange reason.

    Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2017 07:14 AM (lJXY3)

    92 New evidence is coming up in the long running Blackwater case. It has become evident that those Blackwater Contractors were railroaded by the corrupt Obama DOJ who did a number of illegal things regarding their case. I have long said that the Obama DOJ belonged in jail.


    http://bit.ly/2jFNLdX

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

    93 IBD's take on welfare NATO. Trump says it is obsolete, but that doesn't necessarily mean that he wants to get rid of it. I think it needs to be modified to where the Euros finance more of ther own defense instead of the US.


    http://bit.ly/2jeXjcb

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

    94 IBD excoriates the MFM and its fake news. 8 years of hiding Obama's scandals and illegal actions and are now making up lies about Trump. It is not wonder that nobody in the public trusts the MFM anymore.


    http://bit.ly/2jFPzmN

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

    95 That's it for today folks.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

    96 Malkin on FOX...she has a nice body. Am I a pig? Not that there is anything wrong with that?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (sRFAL)

    97 A sad day for Slow Joe...

    http://bit.ly/2jU5USz

    http://bit.ly/2k7XoyG

    Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (joFoi)

    98 81 What are the odds Obama will pull a Kanye just before Trump is sworn in to announce his pardon of Hillary?
    Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (BXC+l)


    To pardon means to give the impression of guilt. Tactically good for the old bat, but strategically not good at all for her prospects. At least in a sane world. Plus, SCOAMF is a vindictive, petty little man. And since the Democrat Party as it stands is in complete and utter ruins as of today, he has no need to help her at all from a party politics point of view. The Clintons are not the future.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (mbhDw)

    99 An angry young man in an alga-cocker's wrinkly body.



    But, he is a reprehensible piece of shit.


    Posted by: J.J. Sefton

    Is an alga-cocker a alta-cocker made from algae?
    So a slimy-cocker


    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (8ikIW)

    100 My manly bits could cut diamonds

    As a long time lurker who's recently come in from the cold I thank Ace, the cobs and the 'rons for getting through the last 10 years. Yes, I know, 10 years

    Posted by: Blutarskiesque 0.0 at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (xJxz7)

    101 0.0 (coutdowndays)

    Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (JO9+V)

    102 Am I the only 'ron having a drink? Heard drinking alone is a bad sign.

    I wish I could. I'm at work. I don't know if any of the common area TVs will be tuned to the inaugural, so I may slip into one of the doctors' lounges just before noon to catch the oath. The inaugural address doesn't interest me, since I'm not expecting Lincolnesque oratory from Teh Donald.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:17 AM (X6fMO)

    103 Love Michelle Malkin.

    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:17 AM (X4ZNp)

    104 As for Happy Birthday, Mr. President, I can't think of that now without remembering Milo floating in a pool, umbrella drink in hand, singing "Happy Birthday, President Daddy" to DJT. So funny.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:17 AM (uaHyk)

    105 So NH has joined the long list of RTW States. The unions are dying on the vines now.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

    106 Just imagine Obama having to nudge Michelle and say: Come on Dear, time to get ready.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 07:04 AM (J+eG2)

    Speaking of Mooch...

    http://bit.ly/2jfqCeO

    Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 20, 2017 07:18 AM (joFoi)

    107 Last night, on the road about 9 pm, I saw some pretty sizeable fireworks being launched at an apartment complex.

    Personally I would have waited until noon today, but I did appreciate the sentiment.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 07:18 AM (xpfRn)

    108 The Navahos are about to shove that mining mess up the EPA's ass. Right now they are claiming sovereign immunity but that will not last.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

    109 G'mornin' Horde !

    Glory !

    I can only echo your words and prayers, JJS.

    Thanks and blessings, all of you !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2017 07:19 AM (1d+CX)

    110 99
    Is an alga-cocker a alta-cocker made from algae?
    So a slimy-cocker

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (8ikIW)


    "ALTA-cocker." And having the keys to pixy means I can change it. And I did!!!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:19 AM (mbhDw)

    111 Mnuchin tells Borking committee that the posted unemployment rate doesn't reflect actual conditions unemployed people are facing, a rather mealy-mouthed response in my opinion. Of course the MFM media is twisting that answer to reflect what most of us know; the unemployment rate put out by the corrupt Obamanite Administration is a lie.

    There's only 95, 000, 000 Americans without jobs. Increasing by about half a million per month. Once it hits the magic 100, 000, 000 mark the MSM will discover the problem and blame it on Trump.

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 07:19 AM (ZFUt7)

    112 96: She's a pretty gal.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2017 07:19 AM (QR8Gk)

    113 RE Monica Crowley. Anyone who believes ANYTHING CNN says is a drooling idiot.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

    114 86 A suspect has been arrested in Ecuador for the NYC gold heist a few months ago. He is an illegal who had been deported 4 times previously and kept coming back across on the non-border.


    http://fxn.ws/2juXzF0
    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)


    Leave the wetback. Take the cannolis, er, gold.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (mbhDw)

    115 Speaking of Mooch...



    http://bit.ly/2jfqCeO

    Posted by: SandyCheeks

    Good one!!

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

    116 he accepted my suggestion of Mamaluke into the countdown.
    I love dog cartoons. Big ole Great Dane. Didn't know they could count.

    Posted by: joey biden at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (lJXY3)

    117 Happy Birthday Kellyanne Conway.

    Thank you for helping The Donald get elected, keeping Hillary out of the White House.

    Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (OAlmw)

    118 'But, he is a reprehensible piece of shit.'

    On a good day. Most days he struggles to achieve that level of accomplishment.

    Posted by: The Count at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (BO/km)

    119 Wait until these protestors find out all their student loans have been cancelled.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 07:21 AM (oVJmc)

    120 One of the first acts of the new Trump administration is to either fire or demand the resignations of Ben Rhoades, Valerie Jarrett and Samantha Powers, Obama appointed these POSs to federal agencies on his way out the door.

    These tick, leeches, spies and fuckers need broomed.

    Posted by: Kreplach at January 20, 2017 07:21 AM (3Xxpy)

    121
    As to Crowley, considering CNN is perpetually "fact-challenged" and Trump is swinging a big schlong, why didn't she tell them to piss up a rope and fight the charge?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:21 AM (mbhDw)

    122 118 'But, he is a reprehensible piece of shit.'

    On a good day. Most days he struggles to achieve that level of accomplishment.
    Posted by: The Count at January 20, 2017 07:20 AM (BO/km)

    He has to steal the excrement from someone else. Typical commie.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:23 AM (mbhDw)

    123 when did bobby d morph into jerry garcia? what a turd.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 07:23 AM (KP5rU)

    124 Good morning, everyone! It's a glorious day in the Nation's Capital. Thanks for the countdown, JJ - so glad we are finally at zero.

    I have my morning all planned out: first, Mass with a dear friend with whom I have commiserated mightily these last 8 years. I will be giving thanks to God for our new president, praying for the safety of the Trump and Pence families, and remembering the Horde's prayer intentions.

    Then my friend and I are going out for coffee as we have many times - this time we will be celebrating all the way!

    Then home to uncork a bottle of Trump wine and watch the inauguration.

    I can't wait.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 07:23 AM (sBOL1)

    125 98 81 What are the odds Obama will pull a Kanye just before Trump is sworn in to announce his pardon of Hillary?
    Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2017 07:13 AM (BXC+l)


    To pardon means to give the impression of guilt. Tactically good for the old bat, but strategically not good at all for her prospects. At least in a sane world. Plus, SCOAMF is a vindictive, petty little man. And since the Democrat Party as it stands is in complete and utter ruins as of today, he has no need to help her at all from a party politics point of view. The Clintons are not the future.
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:16 AM (mbhDw)

    I don't know. When you put it that way, either option is potentially equally bad for Hillary. I fully expect Obama to pull something out of his hat at the last minute, to stomp on Trump's moment, and give the talking heads something else to jabber about. Can't think of anything bigger than a pardon for Hillary.

    Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2017 07:23 AM (BXC+l)

    126
    Gotta run and throw a load of laundry in before the housekeepers jam up the laundry room.

    BBL

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:24 AM (mbhDw)

    127 A truly great day! May we be witness to the first glimpse of sunlight of the dawn of a new "morning in America".

    Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 20, 2017 07:24 AM (XZGD9)

    128 >>>In his first press conference, Trump WH press secretary Sean Spicer says announcement on Jerusalem embassy is coming. "Stay tuned."

    From Insty.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (xpfRn)

    Why can't they have two? Like in Greece: the main one in the capital city of Athens, a second in the major port city of Thessaloniki.

    Posted by: m at January 20, 2017 07:24 AM (3jGss)

    129 *surveys breakfast spread*

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer


    That'll do nicely!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 07:24 AM (JO9+V)

    130
    Pardon me?

    No. Really. Pardon me. Please.

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 07:25 AM (ZFUt7)

    131 "More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn into office and becomes leader of the executive branch," according to the survey conducted by the Government Business Council and Government Executive, both groups that track trends in government.

    Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 07:25 AM (BO/km)

    132 I have this vision of a man-bun wearing hipster millennial in their mothers basement suddenly going bug-fcuk crazy and start slinging feces and stuffing cheetoes in his pie-hole.


    Voiceover: We've secretly replaced his cheetoes with cat shit...let's see if he notices.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 07:26 AM (J+eG2)

    133 More than one in four federal workers, or 28
    percent, will definitely or possibly consider leaving their jobs after
    Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn into office and becomes leader of the
    executive branch," according to the survey conducted by the Government
    Business Council and Government Executive, both groups that track trends
    in government.


    Posted by: freaked

    I think this is like Cher moving to Pluto. Just talk. They won't go anywhere without a good prodding.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

    134 More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or
    possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn
    into office.

    Promises promises!, just do it.

    Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 20, 2017 07:27 AM (FIrEF)

    135 61 Start drinking. With a vengeance.
    Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 07:07 AM (kQL/v)


    Always good advice.


    131 "More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn into office and becomes leader of the executive branch," according to the survey conducted by the Government Business Council and Government Executive, both groups that track trends in government.
    Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 07:25 AM (BO/km)


    Faster, please .... and more.

    Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 20, 2017 07:28 AM (Pd7Sl)

    136 government workers; me thinks maybe 1 in 10 actually work. fuck em.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 07:28 AM (KP5rU)

    137 113 RE Monica Crowley. Anyone who believes ANYTHING CNN says is a drooling idiot.


    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


    Well, they did collect her scalp as she has withdrawn from the offered national security position in Trump's admin.


    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2017 07:28 AM (xpfRn)

    138 Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 07:23 AM (sBOL1)

    Great. Happy to hear that you are going to Mass. My church doesn't have the option of services today, but I will be praying at home and they probably wouldn't kick me out if i went to light a candle in the Roman Catholic church nearby :^)

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:29 AM (tOcW/)

    139 Oh the caterwauling this morning over at Kos is delicious, like whipped cream frosting.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 07:29 AM (JO9+V)

    140 >> More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or
    possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn
    into office.

    I can offer a anecdote to this: I work for a contracting firm to the feds and two of our fed contacts to our contract abruptly announced yesterday was their last day as a fed.

    Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 20, 2017 07:29 AM (XZGD9)

    141 So if I watch the taped inauguration later, and watch the taped game 7 of the Cubbies, how hungover will I be tomorrow?

    Don't forget to show your work

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

    142 I wish that I had a friend whom I could have coffee with to celebrate the inauguration. Sigh

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:31 AM (tOcW/)

    143 Pluto? That's fucking Goofy!
    Boy! Cartoon dogs keep on popping up this morning.

    Posted by: joey biden at January 20, 2017 07:31 AM (lJXY3)

    144 CNN is doubling down as they have hired the daughter of Valerie Jarrett. How stupid are they to be taking off their mask? Even a few of the stupid protesters are smart enough to keep people from seeing who they are.

    Good luck Vic. We will be praying for you! And you too jJ

    Posted by: Chilling the most at January 20, 2017 07:31 AM (Cl52v)

    145 Thanks, Ace, for the fun last night.

    Posted by: Popcorn at January 20, 2017 07:31 AM (ZXJxj)

    146 Kelly Ann Conway is the very best

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:32 AM (sRFAL)

    147 I will be praying at home and they probably wouldn't kick me out if i went to light a candle in the Roman Catholic church nearby :^)
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:29 AM (tOcW/)
    ----------------

    They would not indeed! I wish you were here and could come with me. I guarantee you there will be a lot of people there today and every one of them will be happy. It's a little oasis in my part of this state.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 07:32 AM (sBOL1)

    148 As an amateur photographer, I have an interest in photography. Over at twistedsifter.com they have a post on Peter Souza, who has been the official White House Photographer for the last eight years. He has taken nearly two million pictures (of Obama, apparently). He puts out an annual 75-100 'best photos' of the year, and twisted sifter, in this post, have selected 55 of those 'best photos'.

    There are links to the Official White House Flickr account.

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/jj8jpbe

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 20, 2017 07:32 AM (6quu7)

    149 If you even asked many of the people protesting the "Depolraball" to give reasons as to why Trump is a fascist they probably couldn't even tell you either than they don't like him.

    I hope there are more call for investigating George Soros.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:03 AM (tOcW/)


    What will not occur to many on the left, and I suspect many on the right won't agree with me on this either, but the depth and breadth of the vitriol this year, at this time, for this Presidential transition, comes MUCH more from a failure on the part of the Democrat occupant for the last 8 years, than it does on the the fact that somebody else is moving in.

    Think about it. Had Obama lived up to their promised Hopeandchange, there would be significantly less desperation today. There would be significantly less racial tension. There would be less uncertain, vague, unnameable worry for these people.

    Had Obama been the answer, there would be so many fewer questions today.

    He wasn't. There are. And like children, they are lashing out against the one thing they understand: power. Someone else's power.

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 07:33 AM (Pz4pT)

    150 139 Oh the caterwauling this morning over at Kos is delicious, like whipped cream frosting.

    The comments sections at PuffHo are overflowing their banks with bitter tears. It's wonderful.

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 07:33 AM (ul9CR)

    151 Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 07:32 AM (sBOL1)

    I'm happy for you!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:33 AM (tOcW/)

    152 'I think this is like Cher moving to Pluto. Just talk. They won't go anywhere without a good prodding. '

    I don't believe it either. They are not going to leave their cushy government jobs. They are just acting like children. It's all the rage nowadays.

    Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 07:33 AM (BO/km)

    153 Time to go. BBL

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2017 07:34 AM (mpXpK)

    154 Think I'll pass on anymore pics of bronco bama this morning. Already upchucked once.

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 07:34 AM (d76uN)

    155 Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2017 07:33 AM (Pz4pT)

    Very well analyzed and put.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:35 AM (tOcW/)

    156 He wasn't. There are. And like children, they are
    lashing out against the one thing they understand: power. Someone
    else's power.

    Posted by: BurtTC

    According to my sister and some of her friends, Obama couldn't do all he needed to do because the damn Republicans and deplorables kept him from ticking off the wish list.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

    157 So Chapo is here in NYC. Apparently the vimen at the Federal Lock up in NYC are happy he is here? LOL

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:35 AM (sRFAL)

    158 Today is a beautiful day !

    But the next few hours I'll be on edge. The national nervous breakdown wi witnessed in the days after the election has been at a low simmer all these weeks since. And these people are truly crazy!!! all the talk about how violent "right wing" protesters are but seems like it's the lefties that actually go out and riot, disrupt, destroy, commit real hate crimes and fake hate crimes against their prized victim groups. All their shit isn't going to impact Donald Trump but it will impact fellow Americans going to DC for the inauguration

    I'm amazed at the crazy that shows up in my facebook feed. I hardly post anything, just like to keep up with extended family etc .... Man this anti trump stuff is unreal. Never realized how cray cray they all are!!!

    Posted by: Just a guy at January 20, 2017 07:36 AM (3CFdj)

    159 Can you imagine how racially divided the nation would be by now if we didn't have Obama to unite and heal us, lo these lengthly last eight years?



    Created or saved Baby....created or save.

    The theory that just keeps on giving.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 07:37 AM (J+eG2)

    160
    I love that prayer for Barry. I hope every bit of destruction he did to the country can be fixed and have it rubbed in his face. I can see him in the GQ "resistance" HQ with Olberdouche by Monday issuing proclamations.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:37 AM (auHtY)

    161 I can offer a anecdote to this: I work for a contracting firm to the feds and two of our fed contacts to our contract abruptly announced yesterday was their last day as a fed.
    Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 20, 2017 07:29 AM (XZGD9)

    Getting out before the indictments.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:38 AM (uaHyk)

    162 Honestly, i wish to see Obama's name remain on the lips of children for generations.

    As a warning.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 07:38 AM (J+eG2)

    163 Today is the day the oceans start rising and the polar bears start dying again. The Earth's spin will slow down and go wobbly, and deadly cosmic rays will penetrate our atmosphere. It's a great day.

    Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2017 07:38 AM (BO/km)

    164 That article on Crowley and plagiarism? I could find similar repetition of phrases on any collections of newscasts, with CNN and the rest of the MSM all parrotting the same phrases.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 07:39 AM (oVJmc)

    165 I hope we hear from Fredo alot after today...because that means President Trump is pissing him off and tearing his "Legacy" apart. LOL

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:39 AM (sRFAL)

    166 BOY: My name's Carter and I actually kind of started this fire.

    JENKINS: So why did you start that fire, Carter?

    BOY: Uh, it's Carter.

    JENKINS: Sorry. Why did you start that fire?

    BOY: Because I felt like it and because I'm just saying, screw our president.




    There is a kid in severe need of a beating. But the first beating should be for his parents for naming him after Jimmah and raising such a rotten little shit

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:40 AM (auHtY)

    167 Bikers for Trump are lining up to provide another wall of defense against the protestors. Biker chest bumps pajamaboy and sends him to Baltimore.

    Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 07:40 AM (qbC6h)

    168 Any sightings of the FAB yet? Is she sneaking into town undercover?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:41 AM (sRFAL)

    169 Oh, you're going to hear a lot from GodKing Obama, no matter what. Narcissists of that caliber can't stop themselves.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:41 AM (uaHyk)

    170 BOY: My name's Carter and I actually kind of started this fire.

    JENKINS: So why did you start that fire, Carter?

    BOY: Uh, it's Carter.

    JENKINS: Sorry. Why did you start that fire?

    BOY: Because I felt like it and because I'm just saying, screw our president.




    There is a kid in severe need of a beating. But the first beating should be for his parents for naming him after Jimmah and raising such a rotten little shit
    Posted by: TheQ

    QuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:40 AM (auHtY)

    I am sure his parents are little shits also

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:42 AM (sRFAL)

    171 JENKINS: So why did you start that fire, Carter?

    BOY: Uh, it's Carter.


    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 07:42 AM (ul9CR)

    172 About 4 hours left

    YOU BIN HEAH FOUR HOWAH YOU GO WAY NOW

    Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 07:43 AM (C+quA)

    173 I keep seeing Soldiers walking past the FOX Studio in DC...Must be a shit load of them . Good

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:44 AM (sRFAL)

    174 just being named carter deserves a beatdown kinda like barak.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2017 07:44 AM (KP5rU)

    175 Oh, happy day!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 07:45 AM (JO9+V)

    176 Time to start getting dressed for the inauguration... and by dressed I mean drunk.

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 07:45 AM (ZFUt7)

    177 I watched 2009 Inauguration & was livid over people booing Bush & Cheney! I watched only until they left. I loved that Cheney hurt his back & was in a wheelchair & couldn't stand for The JEF swearing in.

    Good Morning!

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 07:45 AM (sj3Ax)

    178 Anti-Trump protesters are pepper-sprayed by cops during violent clashes at 'Deploraball' party for Donald's supporters in Washington DC





    Now that Barry, Lynch and the rest of the SJWs are gone now the cops can do their jobs again and be turned loose on these assholes. Make Sheriff Dave Clark the czar of Stomping SJWs.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:45 AM (auHtY)

    179 I am sure his parents are little shits also
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:42 AM (sRFAL)

    Nah, all normal parents are supportive of foul language and arson.

    They're like gangbangers who get the 12-year-old to commit the drive-by.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:46 AM (uaHyk)

    180 Good lord. I just came back from a run over to the ER and the Trump nurses are telling me that about half of the ER staff came in wearing black and are saying "turn your clocks back 300 years!" and "this is the worst day in history!"

    Nobody better say anything like that near me or I'll unload weapons-grade snark. I've been here long enough that I don't give a damn about being written up or fired.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:46 AM (X6fMO)

    181 Thanks for the election night replay. The line of the night goes to Guy Benson, "think about it, Hillary Clinton, will go down as an historically loathed person."

    Posted by: redenzo at January 20, 2017 07:46 AM (5wSNN)

    182 178 Anti-Trump protesters are pepper-sprayed by cops

    I was hoping for some hickory hairstyling.

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 07:46 AM (ul9CR)

    183 Anyone got an ICBM we can 'borrow'?

    Posted by: This is CNN! at January 20, 2017 07:46 AM (xpfRn)

    184 just being named carter deserves a beatdown kinda like barak.

    Oh, really?

    Posted by: Jack Carter at January 20, 2017 07:47 AM (X6fMO)

    185 142 I wish that I had a friend whom I could have coffee with to celebrate the inauguration. Sigh
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:31 AM (tOcW/)

    Coffee? This morning I am making a run for cherry vanilla ice cream! We are celebrating at home and I hear that flavor is a favorite of President Trump's. NJ/NY morons/ettes are welcome to drop in for a dish of ice cream

    Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 20, 2017 07:47 AM (oQQwD)

    186 I'll tell you what, going through last night and pretending through the Election Night all over again was a hell of a lot of fun!!

    I think I laughed even more.

    I mean, Wolf Blitzer, as he gets ever and ever more desperate, "SHOW ME THEM GD COUNTIES WHERE HILLARY STILL HAS VOTES!!!!"

    And over and over and over--"uh, there are none . . . "

    Holy shit, my sides hurt.

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 07:47 AM (hecJ2)

    187 72
    I sort of wonder why Bernie hates America, but I don't wonder enough to
    actually read the article because commies with three houses do not
    interest me, on principle. Screw off Bernie.

    Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2017 07:11 AM

    My wife calls them Bernie's dachas.

    Posted by: Lester at January 20, 2017 07:48 AM (8USec)

    188 What's up with Drudge? Site was virtually unchanged all day night yesterday, and same this morning.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 07:48 AM (HiDrR)

    189 CNN sucks! I'm sure everyone knows that one fantacized what w/happen if Trump & Pence were assasinated today!

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 07:49 AM (sj3Ax)

    190 What's up with Drudge? Site was virtually unchanged all day night yesterday, and same this morning.
    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 07:48 AM (HiDrR)

    Sometimes Drudge takes mini-vacations. Or he might be getting ready for the Big One?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:49 AM (sRFAL)

    191 1. Accuse Trump of fomenting violence with his hateful rhetoric.

    2. Pay Leftists to protest violently.

    3. Profit???

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2017 07:50 AM (EZebt)

    192 Why is everyone who calls this phone named 'Mohammed'? Dude, give them your new number, would ya!

    Posted by: DJT at January 20, 2017 07:50 AM (NBHj5)

    193 Ice cream sounds good too. :^) Enjoy your day!

    I don't want people to thank that I don't have any friends. :^) I do, Even some who I know voted for Trump, but we didn't arrange to have coffee. I'll just wait till FenSpouse comes home tonight and maybe he and the boy and I can go out for a burger,

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:50 AM (tOcW/)

    194 Gelado Alert

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:51 AM (sRFAL)

    195 Wolfie's beclowning was epic, but I enjoyed even more watching both Dana Perino and Nicole Wallace on their respective networks excoriating Trump for heading to the Hilton to speak when Hillzabub hadn't conceded yet. As she was conceding, of course, unknown to those 2 self-important nitwits who both had to climb up on their high horses to virtue-signal how much classier their campaigns were.

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 07:51 AM (ul9CR)

    196
    Boy who set the fire is reprimanded by his parents:

    "Son, you did a very bad thing. You called Trump 'our president'." Now go to your room!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:51 AM (mbhDw)

    197 "Ellen Says Goodbye To Obama On His Last Day As President And Now We're Sobbing"

    Huffington Post

    Look at what you people are doing to this country.

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 07:51 AM (ZFUt7)

    198 I can't get the clip of that young arsonist to play for me but I saw it live last night and couldn't believe it. I think his name is actually Connor, not Carter, not that it makes any different.

    What kind of parents a) take their kid out to protest the incoming president and b) let him start a fire in the middle of the street and c) let him be interviewed on national television to brag about it?

    The only positive thing is that it makes me feel a lot better about my parenting.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (sBOL1)

    199 Ain't got no time for sleeping today!

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE AND TAKE YOUR SHIT WITH YOU!

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (4ErVI)

    200 What's up with Drudge? Site was virtually unchanged all day night yesterday, and same this morning.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 07:48 AM (HiDrR)


    It's his refractory period.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (JO9+V)

    201 30 Do you know what it sucks to be today?

    Those last 41 sum terrorists at Gitmo: Your NEVER getting out. Die Scum!
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (sRFAL)

    I thought for sure he was going to dump them yesterday.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (uaHyk)

    202 Regarding that prayer

    I hope the last thing he hears is someone pissing on him instead of his grave.

    But, that's just me.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (voOPb)

    203 I'm ready for my close-up.

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (LTHVh)

    204
    CNN: The network that "exposes" Monica Crowley plagiarism continues to employ Fareed Zakaria.

    QED

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)

    205 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:46 AM (X6fMO)

    You were at the emergency room. Are you o.k.?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:53 AM (tOcW/)

    206 Regarding that prayer



    I hope the last thing he hears is someone pissing on him instead of his grave.



    But, that's just me.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (voOPb)


    Asparagus! Why did it have to be asparagus?

    Posted by: B.O. at January 20, 2017 07:54 AM (JO9+V)

    207 Do you know what it sucks to be today?

    Those last 41 sum terrorists at Gitmo: Your NEVER getting out. Die Scum!
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (sRFAL)

    I thought for sure he was going to dump them yesterday.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (uaHyk)



    He still has a few hours left. I can imagine him doing it minutes before Trump is sworn. Just to be the big jagoff that he is

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:54 AM (auHtY)

    208 204
    CNN: The network that "exposes" Monica Crowley plagiarism continues to employ Fareed Zakaria.

    QED

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)

    Well that's her fault for not being Monica Al-Muhammad.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (XMDuf)

    209 I have seen several letters posted, cut and paste jobs, on LinkedIn by Federal employees who are as of Jan 20 resigning.

    I guess they figure it virtue signals some Leftist to hire them but just doesn't seem all that smart.

    Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (HV1LS)

    210 203 I'm ready for my close-up.
    Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (LTHVh)


    Bend over and say "aaaah!"

    - - AG Sessions (after recusal retraction)

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (mbhDw)

    211 You were at the emergency room. Are you o.k.?
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:53 AM (tOcW/)

    Sounds like he works in the hospital.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (uaHyk)

    212 207 Do you know what it sucks to be today?

    Those last 41 sum terrorists at Gitmo: Your NEVER getting out. Die Scum!
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (sRFAL)

    I thought for sure he was going to dump them yesterday.

    Posted by: Gem at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (uaHyk)



    He still has a few hours left. I can imagine him doing it minutes before Trump is sworn. Just to be the big jagoff that he is

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:54 AM (auHtY)


    Still expecting an 11:59 pardon of either Nidal Hassan or Joker Tsarnaev.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (XMDuf)

    213 Ahhh-men.
    Oh, and, F*^K you Big Bird.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (ty7RM)

    214 Is the long national nightmare over?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (XdfIf)

    215 I'm ready for my close-up.
    Posted by: Hillary Clinton


    Trust me- you aren't.

    Posted by: The Camera Never Lies at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (eeTCA)

    216 Regarding that prayer

    I hope the last thing he hears is someone pissing on him instead of his grave.

    But, that's just me.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 07:52 AM (voOPb)


    That's what he wants, silly.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (mbhDw)

    217 30 Those last 41 sum terrorists at Gitmo: Your NEVER getting out. Die Scum!

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 06:59 AM (sRFAL)


    TFG did ship out another 4 yesterday. I'm not sure if ngu's count took those into account.

    Posted by: This is CNN! at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (xpfRn)

    218 Is the long national nightmare over?

    ---

    No, just shifting to a new phase.

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (6quu7)

    219 214 Is the long national nightmare over?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (XdfIf)


    I haven't gone to the bathroom yet, so no.

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (4ErVI)

    220 J. J. Sefton,
    Thank you for doing the EMT.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (sj3Ax)

    221 He still has a few hours left. I can imagine him doing it minutes before Trump is sworn. Just to be the big jagoff that he is
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:54 AM (auHtY)

    Until that fucking piece of pond scum bottom feeding dick licking weasel is gone I don't trust that his evil ways are done.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (voOPb)

    222 212
    Still expecting an 11:59 pardon of either Nidal Hassan or Joker Tsarnaev.
    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (XMDuf)

    Are either of those deviants facing federal or state beefs? It makes a difference.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (mbhDw)

    223 Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (XMDuf)

    I don't think he's do either of those. The backlash would be incredible-even from Obama voters. I'm still waiting for Bowe Bergdhal and Joanne Chesimard.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (tOcW/)

    224 How long will it take The Donald's team to make sure they find all of the "bugs" ( listening devices) that have been installed in the Oval Office and throughout the WH?

    Posted by: Chilling the most at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (Cl52v)

    225 Looks like it is raining in DC

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (sRFAL)

    226 214 Is the long national nightmare over?


    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (XdfIf)

    Not until Juan McCain and Lindsey Grahamnesty are fired into the sun.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (XMDuf)

    227 If Zuckerburg wanted to run for president in 2020 I think he's already blown it. He is catching major hell for wanting to force native Hawaiians off their land. Good riddance.

    Posted by: Independent George at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (BDZWU)

    228
    That's what he wants, silly.
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (mbhDw

    Then I'll piss on both

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (voOPb)

    229 Trump family had a private prayer thing scheduled at the Episcopal Church across the White House, I guess. Is it traditional for the outgoing President to go as well?

    Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (C+quA)

    230 TFG did ship out another 4 yesterday. I'm not sure if ngu's count took those into account.
    Posted by: This is CNN! at January 20, 2017 07:56 AM (xpfRn)

    I did. With the 4 released yesterday, the count stands at 41 left

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (sRFAL)

    231 Is the long national nightmare over?


    Three hours, fifty seven minutes, twenty-five seconds.

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (ZFUt7)

    232 You were at the emergency room. Are you o.k.?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 07:53 AM (tOcW/)


    I'm fine, thank you. I work in a hospital.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (X6fMO)

    233 He could commute Tsarnev's sentence as it's a federal death sentence.

    Has to be because no way anyone gets death in MA otherwise.

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 07:59 AM (4ErVI)

    234
    Has to be because no way anyone gets death in MA otherwise.
    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 07:59 AM (4ErVI)

    Bad Lobster Roll at Nathanial Hall?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:59 AM (sRFAL)

    235 Obama only has 3 hours, 55 minutes left of his presidency, has he finally finished his pivot to jobs yet?

    Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2017 08:00 AM (MQZOg)

    236 I was 111111 for years as a great big fu to DC by the operational air
    Force. The game theory implications of that make Russians ill.

    No wonder John Nash went crazy.
    It also would have made for a very short War Games movie.
    WOPR: Now trying 00000000. **BOOM**

    Posted by: AE at January 20, 2017 08:00 AM (+ft6G)

    237 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (X6fMO)

    O.K. I thought you seemed rather shipper about running down to the emergency room, ;^) but i got about a hour of sleep last night so I'm even less on the ball than usual.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:00 AM (tOcW/)

    238 "Is it traditional for the outgoing President to go as well?"

    Movers accidentally rolled up his rug yesterday.


    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:00 AM (J+eG2)

    239 19 OK, seriously- how many of you, on January 20, 2009, if asked who the NEXT president would be, would have said "Donald Trump"?
    Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 20, 2017 06:57 AM (3MozY)


    I wouldn't have said that on January 20, 2014. Or maybe even 2015. What day did Trump announce?

    Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 08:00 AM (sdi6R)

    240 Bad Lobster Roll at Nathanial Hall?


    Posted by: Nevergiveup

    You just pray for death with that.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

    241 Love how Bernie says this is the worst country on earth...that he just tried to be president of.

    The worst? Why are you here? Flee to safety, dude, get out before all of the worsty worst parts of this country DESTROY you and your lovely 3 homes, cushy job...

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (NOIQH)

    242 On Trump's first day in office, he will be 70 years, 7 months and 7 days old.


    It's biblical, man.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (ty7RM)

    243 Happy Friday and Inauguration day, Horde.

    Today is going to be a good day.

    Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (KUaJL)

    244 C'mon J.J., you know holding back makes your BP go up.

    Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (RD7QR)

    245 It's biblical, man.
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (ty7RM)

    The NY State Thruway is closed!

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:02 AM (sRFAL)

    246 Obama only has 3 hours, 55 minutes left of his presidency, has he finally finished his pivot to jobs yet?

    Posted by: Prince Ludwig

    He just found the thingy what makes the focus work on the laser. Now he's reading how to turn it on.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:02 AM (8ikIW)

    247 244 C'mon J.J., you know holding back makes your BP go up.
    Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (RD7QR)


    Holding back on what?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:02 AM (mbhDw)

    248 Love how Bernie says this is the worst country on earth.

    He might be right.


    But it's better than all the others.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:02 AM (ty7RM)

    249 I am opening my year old bottle of ginger, orange and vanilla infused brandy to go with the morning coffee. Tuning all the horses out for the day and celebrate America.

    Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2017 08:02 AM (qbC6h)

    250 That "uninstalling Barack Obama" cartoon on Insty is hilarious.

    "All your Whitehouse are belong to us!"

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 08:03 AM (hecJ2)

    251 "Today is going to be a good day."

    Yesterday was a good day.


    Today is a great day.


    IMHO, of course.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:03 AM (J+eG2)

    252 Joker is Federal Court, I know because no cameras were allowed in court.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:04 AM (sj3Ax)

    253 Still expecting an 11:59 pardon of either Nidal Hassan or Joker Tsarnaev.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 07:55 AM (XMDuf)



    Barry probably jerked off to Joker's Rolling Stone cover a few times so I can see him pardoning him to join his boy harem

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 08:04 AM (auHtY)

    254 Now that Barry, Lynch and the rest of the SJWs are gone now the cops can do their jobs again and be turned loose on these assholes. Make Sheriff Dave Clark the czar of Stomping SJWs.
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:45 AM (auHtY)
    ===

    This is a change I would really like to see.

    The JEF and company have encouraged bad behavior, so we have gotten more and more of it. Remember, "we gave them space to destroy"?

    Now bad behavior will be punished, I hope. So we get less of it.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2017 08:04 AM (EZebt)

    255
    Two hours until art class?

    Good, I have time for a nap.

    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 20, 2017 08:04 AM (6quu7)

    256 255
    Two hours until art class?

    Good, I have time for a nap.
    Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 20, 2017 08:04 AM (6quu7)


    Studio or history?

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:05 AM (mbhDw)

    257 Guess what day it is, guess what day it is!

    TRUMP DAAAAAAAY, YEAH!!!

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:05 AM (0mRoj)

    258 Question.
    At noon when the swearing in happens, will there be a spontaneous Schadenboner release?

    I think I better get an umbrella and learn how to use it.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (8ikIW)

    259 Any idea how many sheep had to go through the indignity of having their wool removed from them involuntarily in order to make all those Pussy Hats?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (J+eG2)

    260 Remember Don, the instant your hand comes off the Bible...

    "You're fired."

    Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (kQL/v)

    261 198 Bluebell

    Ain't that the truth! My kids aren't perfect but they walk in fear of the Mom who isn't afraid to 'embarrass' them before G_d and everybody if they acted out. I could always tell when my son did something he thought I wouldn't approve of as he would look at me and rub at his ear as he looked away.


    Posted by: Usedtocould at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (VCqKl)

    262 Is it traditional for the outgoing President to go as well?

    Barky will be there in spirit: he will be face down, ass-up, facing east.

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (ty7RM)

    263 Is it my cue yet?

    Posted by: Zombie Dandy Don Meredith at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (JO9+V)

    264 a lost decade will at last come to a long prayed-for and merciful conclusion. Without going into details, starting over when you're in your late 50s is hard enough even in the best of times.

    Amen. It has indeed been a long, torturous road.

    Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 08:07 AM (Tyii7)

    265 "On this day, allow me to say a few words..."

    --Obama right before Trump is sworn in

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:07 AM (4ErVI)

    266 I alternate between Fox & Friends & local Fox, now that relic Geraldo is on. Back to local news.

    I found these 8 years endless. Good riddance to the America hater SCOAMT!

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:07 AM (sj3Ax)

    267 Art?

    http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/katerina-belkina-9.jpg

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:08 AM (XdfIf)

    268 258 Question.
    At noon when the swearing in happens, will there be a spontaneous Schadenboner release?

    I think I better get an umbrella and learn how to use it.
    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:06 AM (8ikIW)

    Umbrella ain't gonna cut it. I suggest a reinforced Quonset hit and a levee.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:08 AM (0mRoj)

    269 The Trump Supporters on FOX are normal patriotic Americans. Good to see them

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:08 AM (sRFAL)

    270 Hut. HUT dammit.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:09 AM (0mRoj)

    271 The arrival of private-industry, results-oriented Trump brings to mind the words of Ray Stantz: "You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the private sector. They expect *results*. "

    Trump has brought that right into the halls of government, and THAT's really what all this is about.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 08:09 AM (oVJmc)

    272 Umbrella ain't gonna cut it. I suggest a reinforced Quonset hit and a levee.

    Posted by: Insomniac

    Okay. I should probably get my hip waders out of the basement then

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:09 AM (8ikIW)

    273 Forever known going forward, January 20 2017 is Trump Day!

    Posted by: small town girl at January 20, 2017 08:09 AM (knN6T)

    274
    Hey, Mike.

    Mike. Mike Mike Mike.

    You know what day it is?...

    It's Trump day!

    Posted by: a talking camel at January 20, 2017 08:10 AM (WidQN)

    275 "Hut. HUT dammit."

    I thought you stomped your foot, and yelled "Omaha"?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:10 AM (J+eG2)

    276 The Right Scoop has a clip i of The Battle Hymn of The Republic to last night's fireworks. I love that song.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:10 AM (sj3Ax)

    277 Let The Schlonging Begin.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

    278 "Hut hut hut"???

    Jake and Ellwood are on the loose again?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:10 AM (XdfIf)

    279 There will be gainzzz today.

    AND THEY WILL BE YUUUUGE!!!

    Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (sMod2)

    280 pelosi on moring joe now a religious, respectful cooperative bi-partisan patriotic american.

    i see the calculation.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (WTSFk)

    281 265 "On this day, allow me to say a few words..."

    --Obama right before Trump is sworn in
    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:07 AM (4ErVI)


    I wonder if someone will let him be clear? He hasn't been allowed to be clear for years, and letting him be clear seems very important for him.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (8nWyX)

    282 84
    Ivanka shows Mooch how to wear a boob belt



    https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/822305609655517185
    ===========
    It can't be said enough: Not having a surly, sour, angry, bitter, bitchy First Family that the media ridiculously tries to force us to say are beautiful is . . . I don't know: It's just fucking awesome!!!

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (hecJ2)

    283 Lol. Check the hash.

    Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (sMod2)

    284 278 "Hut hut hut"???

    Jake and Ellwood are on the loose again?
    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:10 AM (XdfIf)

    The center is hard of hearing.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (0mRoj)

    285 ... she stressed how religious the democrats actually are. right.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (WTSFk)

    286 JJ, I'm not sure what is going on your life, but I always enjoy reading your comments and appreciate all you do for the HQ. So you are in my thoughts and prayers. I hope things start to look up for you.

    Also, if I can make a request from the Horde. My friends sister was diagnosed with brain cancer the other day. She is seeing one of the best surgeons in Houston to treat it. She's in for a 10 hour surgery followed by radiation. Her doctors have told her it's terminal and even if the surgery is a success, it will only by buy her a year at most. So if you all could keep in your prayers, it would be much appreciated.

    Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (v3DL/)

    287 280 pelosi on moring joe now a religious, respectful cooperative bi-partisan patriotic american.

    i see the calculation.
    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (WTSFk


    The medication is just...........right

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (voOPb)

    288 Maybe Barack Hussein Obama will sleep up, get up just in time for tea and won't have time to sign anymore pardons of terrorists and anarchists and traitors. One can hope.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (tOcW/)

    289 He still has a few hours left. I can imagine him doing it minutes before Trump is sworn. Just to be the big jagoff that he is

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2017 07:54 AM
    ~~~~~
    I believe they will be having tea together at 9:30 this morning, so expect TFG to blow up the cable networks somewhere between 10:00 and 11:59.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (HiDrR)

    290 "Lol. Check the hash."

    Lucky bastard.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (J+eG2)

    291 Obama's done over 1700 sentence commutations as president. These lovelies were part of the 300+ done yesterday:

    ROMA, Texas --- Four family members who ran one of the
    largest cartel smuggling operations in south Texas had their life in
    prison sentences commuted and will likely be returning to this border
    city from where they ran their criminal empire. One of the main
    destinations that the criminal organizations delivered drugs to was
    Chicago, Illinois....


    And will anyone ask him WHY these criminals needed releasing????

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (NOIQH)

    292 Ivanka shows Mooch how to wear a boob belt

    Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

    Yuck.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

    293 The Right Scoop has a clip i of The Battle Hymn of The Republic to last night's fireworks. I love that song.



    Posted by: Carol

    That is such a great arrangement. I play that every 4th of July with the community band.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

    294 283 Lol. Check the hash.
    Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at January 20, 2017 08:11 AM (sMod2)

    Dude, that is epic. I don't harbor any feelings of envy at all, nope, not a smidgen, no sirree.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (0mRoj)

    295 Merry Trumpmas!

    Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2017 08:13 AM (wrS2o)

    296 ... and how much they have the interests of rural americans at heart. right.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 20, 2017 08:13 AM (WTSFk)

    297 Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (v3DL/)

    Could you share her first name or initial?. I like to have that when I pray. if possible.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:13 AM (tOcW/)

    298 Stumbled across this video this fine morning and it somehow seems appropriate.

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/jecx38v

    It is on youtube so safe for work.

    Posted by: moon over vermont at January 20, 2017 08:13 AM (kUmUV)

    299 Darth

    Prayers ar up.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:13 AM (J+eG2)

    300
    And will anyone ask him WHY these criminals needed releasing????


    Helter Skelter.

    His parting gift to America.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 08:14 AM (oVJmc)

    301
    So, let me see if I've got this right. Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing saw JJ in the ER because he was holding it back and his BP got out of control. Has any one notified Buzzion of the pending new arrival?

    Posted by: Kudzu King at January 20, 2017 08:14 AM (HSmrB)

    302 "And will anyone ask him WHY these criminals needed releasing???? "

    All part of the eight years of healing we have been enduring.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (J+eG2)

    303 Fenelon- her first name is Rene.

    Many thanks to the Horde. You people are the best.

    Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (v3DL/)

    304 GM JJ - blessings to you and All the Horde. Especially to Vic. May the Good Lord see you thru hard days -but help you remember the Luving, Tuff, peeps of the Horde.

    Posted by: ponte vecchio at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (M0f7d)

    305 Tsarnaev should be released. From a thousand feet, to save on fuel.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (k8DTS)

    306 Just got an email offering a new Trump Coin........And it looks like a scam.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (le7jz)

    307 http://tinyurl.com/zkredl6

    Above is link to Battle Hymn. Watch it, its great.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (sj3Ax)

    308 Art?"

    Sure.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:15 AM (C9pBZ)

    309 I saw the video. It was a dinky little fire, but think about what this snotty little brat's parents are teaching him: "It's OK to set fires as long as you can claim a political justification."


    Wonder if the parents will remember this night when they're bailing him out of jail for his third aggravated felony/drug charge.

    Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (O7MnT)

    310 291 And will anyone ask him WHY these criminals needed releasing????


    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (NOIQH)


    Because. He. Wants. Americans. Dead.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (XMDuf)

    311 With the auto-pen and releasing of these prisoners, Gaylord is doing to the US what Castro did with the Mariel boat lift. Inflicting upon us scum and villainy that will take more than years to sort out.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (XdfIf)

    312 I hope I live long enough to see the USS Donald Trump.

    That gold plated aircraft carrier is gonna be YUGE and luxurious.

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (4ErVI)

    313 The Right Scoop has a clip i of The Battle Hymn of The Republic to last night's fireworks. I love that song.



    Posted by: Carol

    Did anyone else notice they skipped to the last stanza where Christ is mentioned by name?

    I'm surprised the aclu hasn't filed a lawsuit already.

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (d76uN)

    314 ... and she (pelosi) added that while she does see trump as legitimate, the investigation of his collusion with putin will determine what's to come. mores on that later! right.

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (WTSFk)

    315 Have they called Michigan yet?

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:17 AM (ty7RM)

    316 Her doctors have told her it's terminal and even if the surgery is a success, it will only by buy her a year at most.

    Oh, no. What an arrow through the heart.

    Prayers up.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:17 AM (X6fMO)

    317 286 Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM (v3DL/)

    Sadly, I know of brain cancer all too well. My prayers go out for a complete, speedy recovery.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:18 AM (mbhDw)

    318 "Just got an email offering a new Trump Coin........And it looks like a scam."

    Same here.

    about ten minutes ago.

    Yeh, scam feels about right.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 08:18 AM (J+eG2)

    319 Tim,
    I didn't notice!
    I'm going to watch again.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:18 AM (sj3Ax)

    320 This goes out to Socialists, Communists, Democrats, & NeverTrumpers ! GET OVER YOURSELF ! you will be fine, the Country will be fine. Because the Concept that defines America is bigger than 1 President, 1 Party ! We on the Conservative/Libertarian side survived 8 Years of a Socialist/Communist President. you will survive President Trump ! Now you know how we felt 8 Years ago & 4 Years ago


    my post on facebook

    Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (y3aQB)

    321 My final words of advice for Slappy McEarflaps;

    Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,

    Get your feet up off the ground,

    Live a little, get around.


    May that earworm forever haunt your days.

    Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (2Mnv1)

    322 Thoughts and prayers Darth.

    Fuck cancer.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (0mRoj)

    323 315 Have they called Michigan yet?

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:17 AM (ty7RM)


    Don't look now, but Hillary is up by 50 points (you might ask). It's going to be an Early Night.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (XMDuf)

    324 312 I hope I live long enough to see the USS Donald Trump.

    That gold plated aircraft carrier is gonna be YUGE and luxurious.
    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (4ErVI)


    It will be AIRBORNE, like Captain Scarlet!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (mbhDw)

    325 Darth - adding Rene to my prayer list too. So sorry.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (sBOL1)

    326 Watching all those election night videos , my favorite is all the bootlickers lamenting after trump won,"what are we going to tell our daughters?"

    How about "Trump won Hillary lost, get over it . this is America".

    Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (FIrEF)

    327 >>>>Obama's done over 1700 sentence commutations as president. These lovelies were part of the 300+ done yesterday:

    ROMA, Texas --- Four family members who ran one of the

    largest cartel smuggling operations in south Texas had their life in

    prison sentences commuted and will likely be returning to this border

    city from where they ran their criminal empire. One of the main

    destinations that the criminal organizations delivered drugs to was

    Chicago, Illinois....

    And will anyone ask him WHY these criminals needed releasing????
    .
    .
    .
    .According to lynch he is only releasing low level offenders who got caught with nothing but pot. Evey damn thing that comes out of their mouths is a friggin lie. Also the vast majority of criminals he is releasing have numerous firearms convictions. So much for his big gun control push.

    The next 8 years are going to be rather pleasant having a President who is not a politician and says what he means most of the time.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (le7jz)

    328 So if you all could keep in your prayers, it would be much appreciated.


    Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM
    ~~~~~~
    I am so sorry to hear that, DR. I will pray for her daily as well as for you and your loved ones.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (HiDrR)

    329 Have they called Michigan yet?
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin"

    Could be an early night!
    /WynningBull

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (C9pBZ)

    330 I'm surprised the aclu hasn't filed a lawsuit already.

    You know what's odd: the ACLU argued against Illinois on their latest gun law insanity. (I think this was the law a Fed court just shot down; minors were to be banned from shooting ranges)


    Trump effect?

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (ty7RM)

    331 Carol,

    Yeah,

    "As Christ died to make Men Holy, we die to make Men Free"

    Very last stanza. In it's original form.

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (d76uN)

    332
    I'm fine, thank you. I work in a hospital.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 07:58 AM (X6fMO)

    My heart goes out to you. I was in a car accident Tuesday, and spent Tuesday and Wednesday in the ER/hospital. God bless every nurse, doctor, orderly, radiology tech and cook and bottle washer who staff an ER. That is yeoman's work, that is.

    Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:21 AM (VnCI9)

    333 Good thing Obama's got his robo-pen. Did you see the tiny little man and his tiny little insect hands on Drudge? There's no way he could handle the rigors of all the signings he's doing.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:21 AM (ysprU)

    334 324 312 I hope I live long enough to see the USS Donald Trump.

    That gold plated aircraft carrier is gonna be YUGE and luxurious.
    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 08:16 AM (4ErVI)


    It will be AIRBORNE, like Captain Scarlet!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (mbhDw)


    I'd prefer he build Trump Island and 5 Trumperbird vehicles to stamp out terrorism.

    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 08:21 AM (XMDuf)

    335 WITNESS the spectacle of black people PUTTING THEMSELVES IN CHAINS (on FBN).

    In many ways, this is the story of Obama, and the Democrat party.

    Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2017 08:22 AM (s5o+q)

    336 [last comment]

    i've heard other democrats refer to trump "colluding" with the russians in the dmc/podesta hack. apparently this will be the attack. we'll see.

    enjoy this day!

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 20, 2017 08:22 AM (WTSFk)

    337 I mostly lurk (since before 200,
    but I too remember when JJ started the countdown! Can't believe it's
    done and that we won! Happy Inauguration Day my fellow morons!

    Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 20, 2017 06:58 AM


    It's too late. You came here. You commented. You breathed the air. You're a Moron.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 08:22 AM (p+Wdc)

    338 Maybe DiBlasio held the protest because he saw that Hillary could win the next mayoral race, so he did this to beef up his popularity. If so, it looks like he derped. Crowds, delays are common in his shithole of a city. There's nothing more frustrating.

    Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:23 AM (rH4JY)

    339 omg just read this on WaPo of all places

    https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/822414354012368896

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:23 AM (Om16U)

    340 In many ways, this is the story of Obama, and the Democrat party.

    Posted by: filbert

    It looks like all of 8 people.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:23 AM (8ikIW)

    341 I'd prefer he build Trump Island and 5 Trumperbird vehicles to stamp out terrorism.
    Posted by: Hikaru at January 20, 2017 08:21 AM (XMDuf)


    America! FUCK YEAH!!!

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:23 AM (0mRoj)

    342 Moki, what the heck?????!!! Hope you're all right. You're on my prayer list too.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 08:24 AM (sBOL1)

    343 225 Looks like it is raining in DC
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 07:57 AM (sRFAL)

    Apparently Trump is ok with that. Then people will see that his hair is real.



    https://youtu.be/fl-VDGVT31Y

    Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:24 AM (cAnNx)

    344 I'll never have to wake up again with Barack Hussein Obama as President, and I'll never ever wake up with Hillary Clinton as President, so it's looking to be a fine day indeed!

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:24 AM (wCEn4)

    345 320 This goes out to Socialists, Communists, Democrats, & NeverTrumpers ! GET OVER YOURSELF ! you will be fine, the Country will be fine. Because the Concept that defines America is bigger than 1 President, 1 Party ! We on the Conservative/Libertarian side survived 8 Years of a Socialist/Communist President. you will survive President Trump ! Now you know how we felt 8 Years ago & 4 Years ago


    my post on facebook
    Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 08:19 AM (y3aQB)

    Please post the responses. I could use some entertainment to hold me over until noon.

    Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 20, 2017 08:24 AM (KUaJL)

    346 MPPPP, better put a lock and guard on every happy pill cabinet if they are freaking out that much. How can they function as 'adults' with that kind of attitude?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (XdfIf)

    347 IT IS HERE! Good night nurse, heavens to Betsy, lawdy lawdy lawdy...I cannot believe this day is finally here! I finished all of my house cleaning yesterday, in preparation of spending the time watching the inauguration. I absolutely loved Ace's replay last night, and think the entirety of it should be in a folder in the sidebar for repeated dipping within the pudding cup whenever the mood strikes.

    J.J....I have to admit that at the start of your countdown, in what felt like a million years ago, I couldn't bring myself to even look at it. The number was insurmountable, it was so depressing, it was soul snatching. While none of us know what Trump will actually do, I can honestly say I have hope...real hope for America and Americans.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (+FSld)

    348 These left wing robots still don't wander from the party line...I will give them credit for staying on message, especially since it's a losing message.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (sRFAL)

    349 The headline and the link on the Hatch story don't match. At the link, he's talking about previous Obama appointees, not Dem Senators.

    Anyway, Happy Nobama Day!

    Posted by: George LeS at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (+TcCF)

    350 Prayers for you and your friends, Darth. I am so sorry she is going through that.

    Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (VnCI9)

    351 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:20 AM (ty7RM)

    Illinois is insane near the bigger cities. Us hicks in the sticks are pure Red. We're outnumbered.

    Gonna get worse. A nephew of the kennedy clan is rumored to want to run for gub'nor.

    Lord Help Us.

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (d76uN)

    352 i've heard other democrats refer to trump
    "colluding" with the russians in the dmc/podesta hack. apparently this
    will be the attack. we'll see.



    enjoy this day!

    Posted by: musical jolly chimp

    Trump probably told them, "Nothing I can do about it(yet). Not my circus, not my monkeys"

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (8ikIW)

    353 This country has paid dearly for a community organizer's banefully destructive notion of "fundamental change". Godspeed President Trump in your efforts to undo eight years of malfeasance.

    Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (Tyii7)

    354 Without going into details, starting over when you're in your late 50s
    is hard enough even in the best of times. I know I'm in for a difficult
    personal road ahead, but at least as of today I feel as if I actually
    have a shot
    ===

    Without going into detail I just did the exact same thing myself, JJ.

    If an idiot like me can pull it off anybody can. It's the toughest project you have ever taken on. But also the most rewarding.

    Exercise, your body, soul and spirit everyday. Don't waste time with self-pity. Live in the moment. You know what you have to do.

    You got this.

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 08:26 AM (toH8T)

    355 'Twas The Night Before Inauguration" - a new Trumpmas classic.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7EIvLdkxg0

    Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at January 20, 2017 08:26 AM (sMod2)

    356 Re NYU journalism prof:

    I think journalists have to conduct an extraordinary act of listening that they've never tried to do before," Rosen said. "What I mean by listening is not asking people why they voted for Trump or asking them what they don't like about media."

    Rather, he said, journalists need to prove that they understand their audiences' troubles better than the politicians do. That sets the stage for critical, investigative reporting into how those leaders are governing.



    So by "listening" he doesn't mean listening. He means "shut up and listen, stupid. We understand your problems better than the people you voted for. And, by extension, better than you do yourself." That's right. Admit nothing. It has worked so well recently.

    Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:26 AM (rH4JY)

    357 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:23 AM (rH4JY)

    Then he is making sure his base is secured, and ignoring the large swathes of people he actually needs to win, the sort of people who voted for Trump. The sort of people who are sick and tired of getting kicked to the side so that the DeBlasio's of the world can coddle the screaming campus garbage babies.

    Now, I don't want them to end this. I want them to keep annoying and harassing the normal working people. There is nothing like this constant irritant to remind people why they do not want Progressives anywhere near power. They promise the voters the moon and the voters end up getting mooned. I want that lesson repeated until it is never forgotten.

    Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 08:27 AM (hLRSq)

    358 >>>More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn into office.

    How is this definitively related to being anti-Trump? I know 2 Feds who are leaving to go (back) to the private sector. Because the economy is expected to improve.

    Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 20, 2017 08:27 AM (lxPhc)

    359 342 Moki, what the heck?????!!! Hope you're all right. You're on my prayer list too.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 08:24 AM (sBOL1)

    I was stopped at a red light, and a kid behind didn't stop and rear ended my car. I have a spinal injury and am in a neck brace for a month.

    Thank you for your prayers- my husband needs them more. He has to put up with me in a cone of shame.

    Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (VnCI9)

    360 WOW, Melania looks great again

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (sRFAL)

    361 354 Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 08:26 AM (toH8T)

    Cheers for that.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (mbhDw)

    362 we die to make Men Free"

    "let Us die to Make Men Free". I have a copy of The Atlantic Monthly, passed down for years in the mouse family (no idea when it was actually printed, sadly...).
    One branch owned some land near Upton's Hill (now just east of 7 Corners in Falls Church, VA)...

    Gets pretty dusty around our family when that music is heard.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (C9pBZ)

    363 What's the cut-off point for when President Potty Monitor
    can no longer commute the sentences of traitors and terrorists? Does he get to do stupid shite up until President Trump is sworn in? I don't want to see him up there with his phone and his pen, causing mischief during the inauguration ceremony.

    Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (KJQpM)

    364 Melania in a beautiful powder blue suit.
    As soon as you see it you think Jackie O. Sure enough, CBS talking heads echo my thought.

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (Om16U)

    365 Oh no, Moki. And all this on top of your knee. I'm so sorry.

    Heading to mass soon and will lift up the whole Moki family in prayer. As well as the rest of the Horde.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (sBOL1)

    366 I was stopped at a red light, and a kid behind didn't stop and rear ended my car. I have a spinal injury and am in a neck brace for a month.

    Thank you for your prayers- my husband needs them more. He has to put up with me in a cone of shame.
    Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (VnCI9)


    Jeez. Prayers for a speedy recovery. Glad it wasn't worse!

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (0mRoj)

    367 As soon as you see it you think Jackie O. Sure enough, CBS talking heads echo my thought.
    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (Om16U)

    I thought the EXACT same thing

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (sRFAL)

    368 " The JEF will become another bitter old Jew hater with a Nobel Peace Prize. "

    Yeah, but this sissy is too weak to swing a hammer, which pali-Tool Carter could at least do.

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (kVX3W)

    369 Re; If it rains, they'll see it's my real hair

    His wasn't my first choice, or 4th or 5th but Trump has grown on me. He helps people in need (We don't even know all the stories), he's energetic, he has a good sense of humor, he doesn't take nonsense from reporters. He's sort of down to earth billionaire. I don't for instance get the same "down to earth" feeling about Zuckerberg feeling,

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (tOcW/)

    370 The Left freaked out over Nixon. They freaked out over Reagan, and Bush, and now Trump.
    But, not over Carter, or GHWB. (Ford- just a place holder).

    They always pull this shit. It's not new, it's stale, like their tactics.
    We can always predict what they are going to do.
    Dinosaurs.

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (9uuAo)

    371 360 WOW, Melania looks great again
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (sRFAL)


    That's what a First Lady should look like.

    Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 08:30 AM (Zs4uk)

    372 I have NOT seen Baron Trump since he got off the plane at Andrews?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:30 AM (sRFAL)

    373 Tiffany in a very cute blue & cream coat with a red heat. Vaguely 19th cent military look.

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:30 AM (Om16U)

    374 Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (VnCI9)

    I didn't know you had an accident. I will pray for you and your husband too.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:30 AM (tOcW/)

    375 372 I have NOT seen Baron Trump since he got off the plane at Andrews?


    --

    Me either.

    My guess is maybe suddenly too ill?

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:31 AM (Om16U)

    376 Oh, and the Politico story referred to is very good.
    How did it get printed?

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:31 AM (9uuAo)

    377 so here we are. feels good, no ?

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 08:31 AM (c6/9Q)

    378 My heart goes out to you. I was in a car accident Tuesday, and spent Tuesday and Wednesday in the ER/hospital. God bless every nurse, doctor, orderly, radiology tech and cook and bottle washer who staff an ER. That is yeoman's work, that is.

    Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:21 AM (VnCI9)


    Oh, no! Nothing serious, I hope, although two days in the hospital is more than just a scratch. Prayers for your complete recovery.

    And I hope it's the other person's fault so you can call 1-800-SHYSTER and sue them for yuge bux.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:31 AM (X6fMO)

    379 I read somewhere that FX American Crime is doing series on Billy J. & Monica. Now, with that with losing, they can make it true. I believe Clinton has 0 political capital to stop it, as they did the movie or documentary showing Bill effing up trying to kill Bin Laden.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:31 AM (sj3Ax)

    380 Without going into details, starting over when you're in your late 50s
    is hard enough even in the best of times.


    Oh, don't I know it. And my new job is funded by the DOE, so I am by no means out of the woods yet.

    Still, I'm one of the lucky ones. Only out of work for seven of the Obama Years.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (ZIFyZ)

    381 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:23 AM

    ~~~~

    What a great story! Reminds me of another one---apparently Trump's car became disabled on the highway in NY. A young couple stopped to help. Trump paid off their mortgage.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (HiDrR)

    382 goodness, Moki, prayers for you! I did not know you were in the ER!

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (Om16U)

    383 Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (VnCI9)

    Prayers up for you from here!

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (wCEn4)

    384 45!

    Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (VndSC)

    385 I was stopped at a red light, and a kid behind didn't stop and rear
    ended my car. I have a spinal injury and am in a neck brace for a month.


    That recently happened to my sister. Cellphone and the kid was high as a kite. Prayers for your speedy recovery.

    Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (Tyii7)

    386 I hope The JEF is as pissed off today as I was when he was sworn in.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (sj3Ax)

    387 Thanks you guys. I'm off to the doctor, so will be out of pocket. Praying for all of you, and for the Trumps-I worry about what the idiots will do. It would be nice if they tried practicing that love they keep nattering on about. But I don't think they truly understand what it means.

    Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (VnCI9)

    388 omg just read this on WaPo of all places "

    Clicked on that twitter... OMG, there's a PROTEST!!!

    Let's see - people with cameras, mics, and such, plus those in uniforms, subtract those out, and there's what - 30?

    Massssssive protest indeed. Soon to be reported as ONEMILLION!!!!!

    Heh.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)

    389 Good lord. I just came back from a run over to the ER and the Trump nurses are telling me that about half of the ER staff came in wearing black and are saying "turn your clocks back 300 years!" and "this is the worst day in history!"

    --

    Must be a "thing." Someone posted yesterday the same thing about nurses being dressed in black. I'm really sick to death of leftists' childish antics, but if they're in deep sorrow and angst, I can't say I don't enjoy it.

    MP4, I didn't know you worked in a hospital. I always had you pegged as a writer, publisher or someone in the literary field. With your way with words, you should be.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (+FSld)

    390 247 244 C'mon J.J., you know holding back makes your BP go up.
    Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 08:01 AM (RD7QR)


    Holding back on what?
    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:02 AM (mbhDw)

    Your feelings about the SCOAMF, as expressed in that prayer. Which was luxurious and classy, by the by.

    And now I really, really must make a pretense of gainful labor, since I was out yesterday tending to my flu-ridden spouse. Have a wonderful Inauguration Day, my Horde friends, and may every lefty be sad and weepy.

    Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (RD7QR)

    391 1
    DAY 1536



    0 to go (0 to Inauguration Day )

    Thank you JJ for keeping this up during our seemingly never ending incarceration. Except for the reminder of how many days we served in Obama's prison, seeing today's countdown 0 to go, 0 to Inauguration day -- that right there is the sexiest thing I've seen all day.

    Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (jxbfJ)

    392 360 WOW, Melania looks great again
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2017 08:28 AM (sRFAL)

    It will be nice to have a First Lady who's attractive, doesn't walk around with resting bitch face and a chip on her shoulder the size of Halley's Comet, and who seems nice and ladylike.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (0mRoj)

    393 339
    omg just read this on WaPo of all places



    https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/822414354012368896
    ============
    Hey all you bitter, stupid leftists: Still looking for a single, solitary story of ONE DAMNED TIME Hillary or Obama gave one fucking thin dime of their own money to someone in need.

    MAGA!!

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (hecJ2)

    394 " They are each given a "biscuit", which is a card in a break-away case that contain ID codes for POTUS to confirm his identity to the military command. "

    Oddly enough, when this procedure was carried out 8 years ago, one recipient used their card to cut lines of coke while the other began teething with his.

    So frickin' nice to have grownups back in charge of stuff like nukes.

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 08:34 AM (kVX3W)

    395 Gonna be a great day. Persuaded my angel to play hookey at lunchtime. Beverages and indoor sports to honor this great day!

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 08:34 AM (mZIoC)

    396 And hey if some of these immature idiots do flee Federal service, just means there is a chance a real America loving American will take their place. I call that Opportunity.

    ----
    Moki get better soonest.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:34 AM (XdfIf)

    397 MPPPP, better put a lock and guard on every happy pill cabinet if they are freaking out that much. How can they function as 'adults' with that kind of attitude?


    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:25 AM (XdfIf)


    It's not serious. It's virtue signaling. And I pretty much told one of the radiology doctors that to his face. "You don't really believe anything you're saying. I'm sure you're unhappy, and I can understand that. But you're not serious about anything else. Because if you were, you'd be looking over your shoulder hoping the Gestapo wasn't coming to cart you off to a concentration camp. The fact that you can stand here and tell me, a Trump supporter, to my face that you think he's a bigot and a bully and not worry about any repurcussions means that all of this is just hot air."

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:35 AM (X6fMO)

    398 I hope it causes this writer to re-evaluate at least a little his views of Trump.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:35 AM (tOcW/)

    399 Putin hacked my MAGA Hat. Now I can't read it.

    http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh499/Lazamataz/MAGA_Russian_zpsp5x0lfwc.jpg

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 08:35 AM (d76uN)

    400 I don't for instance get the same "down to earth" feeling about Zuckerberg feeling,

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:29 AM (tOcW/)


    Te me, Zuckerberg oozes sleaze even at first glance.

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:35 AM (wCEn4)

    401 391
    Thank you JJ for keeping this up during our seemingly never ending incarceration. Except for the reminder of how many days we served in Obama's prison, seeing today's countdown 0 to go, 0 to Inauguration day -- that right there is the sexiest thing I've seen all day.
    Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (jxbfJ)


    Tattooed on my inner thigh.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:36 AM (mbhDw)

    402 Oh, wow - Melania looks fabulous!

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:36 AM (NOIQH)

    403 How come there are demonstrators today? We should've demonstrated against SCOAMT 8 years ago.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:36 AM (sj3Ax)

    404 Dagnabbit, Tim. Please use tinyurl or bitly next time.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:36 AM (0mRoj)

    405 400
    Te me, Zuckerberg oozes sleaze even at first glance.
    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:35 AM (wCEn4)

    When it comes to Facebook, he really didn't build that. He stole it.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (mbhDw)

    406 I don't have a TV that works. I will have to find someplace to watch the prayers, the swearing in and speech.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (tOcW/)

    407 Morning all! It's YAY DAY!!!


    And in my next life I wanna look like Melania....if nothing else can I at least be as tall as she is?

    Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (Enq6K)

    408 My guess is maybe suddenly too ill?

    Posted by: @votermom @vm

    When Baron got off the plane yesterday, he looked like I do before the flu hits.
    The lights are on, but I'm looking for a place to curl up and sleep.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

    409 They always pull this shit. It's not new, it's stale, like their tactics. "

    Yep. Truman called Dewey a "fascist" in print. The GOP needs to throw this shiiite back in their faces.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (C9pBZ)

    410 392. And she's a definite 1 on the ScoggDogg binary scale.

    FLILF

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (mZIoC)

    411 We should've demonstrated against SCOAMT 8 years ago.

    You were probably at work back then.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (/cksx)

    412 Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 08:12 AM

    Prayers up for your friend.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (p+Wdc)

    413 407 Morning all! It's YAY DAY!!!


    And in my next life I wanna look like Melania....if nothing else can I at least be as tall as she is?
    Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (Enq6K)

    Me too, and I'm a dude.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (0mRoj)

    414 Somebody from Trumps personal security should test the tea obamas will serve the Trumps

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 08:38 AM (c6/9Q)

    415 Let's hope the right wing media gets in a few shots at Michelle Obama's expense...

    "Look at how petite Melania Trump is. Quite a stark difference from the imposing figure of Michelle Obama..."

    "Melania has a natural grace about her, much like Jackie O. This is something that's been missing from the White House for some time..."

    Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 08:38 AM (Zs4uk)

    416 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Is the Inauguration now?


    Is it now?


    How about now?


    Ohhhh, this is taking so-o-o-o long!!!!


    Is the Inauguration now?


    ...


    ...


    How about now?

    Now?

    ...

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 08:38 AM (9q7Dl)

    417 What a great story! Reminds me of another one---apparently Trump's car became disabled on the highway in NY. A young couple stopped to help. Trump paid off their mortgage.


    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 08:32 AM (HiDrR)


    I'd have to check, but I think that it was just one guy and when Trump asked if he could do anything, he asked Teh Donald to send some flowers to his wife. A few days later, the flowers arrived, also with the note to their house.

    That's something Ronaldus Maximus would do.

    God bless you, Mr. President.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:38 AM (X6fMO)

    418 >>More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or
    possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn
    into office.

    Are we supposed to be concerned?
    The fact that there wasn't a mass federal worker exodus under Obama means nothing *he* did made them angry enough to quit (looking at you, FBI).
    They quit and help Trump drain the swamp. #Winning

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:39 AM (NOIQH)

    419 Does anyone know latest on GHW Bush? I don't have a good feeling about him.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:39 AM (sj3Ax)

    420 Massssssive protest indeed. Soon to be reported as ONEMILLION!!!!!

    Heh.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)


    Journalism: "Making Protests Great Again!"

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:39 AM (wCEn4)

    421 Good morning my lovelies " happy day..... Melania looks stunning in her powder blue suit doesn't she? And trump has his red power tie.#MAGA

    Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:39 AM (gcme+)

    422 'Flurry of activity at the White House' as the movers roll up the last (prayer) rugs and load them in the moving vans.

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 08:39 AM (ZFUt7)

    423 Well, I just had my first disappointment of the day. I followed a couple of links on your blog, votermom, and found this, to my dismay, in another writer's post on "why does everything have to be political?"

    --

    I asked for some links on the CLFA group and it was volunteered. I need to be more careful about asking for links since I'm crap at saying no.
    Sorry.

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:40 AM (Om16U)

    424 "Melania has a natural grace about her, much like Jackie O.

    To be fair, Michelle did have the natural grace of Jackie Robinson.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:40 AM (kCDOM)

    425 409 They always pull this shit. It's not new, it's stale, like their tactics. "

    Yep. Truman called Dewey a "fascist" in print. The GOP needs to throw this shiiite back in their faces.
    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (C9pBZ)


    Well, it's merely anecdotal so far but Pat Roberts telling Sherrod Brown to go pop a valium, Orrin Hatch calling out the Dems for their own off-shore accounts and now Marcia Blackburn blasting the Dems (in a classy way) for boycotting the Inauguration might be harbingers.

    We shall see . . .

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:40 AM (mbhDw)

    426 Me too, and I'm a dude.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (0mRoj)

    LOL!

    Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (Enq6K)

    427 Where are you guys seeing the pics of Melania?

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (+FSld)

    428 Thank you JJ for keeping this up during our seemingly never ending incarceration. Except for the reminder of how many days we served in Obama's prison, seeing today's countdown 0 to go, 0 to Inauguration day -- that right there is the sexiest thing I've seen all day.
    Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (jxbfJ)


    Now J.J. can start a countdown to January 20, 2020, for Trump's second inaugural.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (X6fMO)

    429 Good for you MPPPP.

    I one time got to witness what real paranoia in an oppressed country was all about. On a deployment to a Latin American country. Think might have been my third one that year to same place and had gotten to know a few of the locals. One day chatting and one looks around carefully just to make sure only their bud and me are in earshot. Nearest person is about TEN FEET away. And they whisper that they think their President is a crook.

    ---
    In writing news, got another 2,200+ words written last night. Some of the stuff just pops in and writes itself.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (XdfIf)

    430 Bernie is such a silly. Any country in which you can say "this is the worst country in the world" cannot be the worst country, since there are countries in which that kind of talk can get you killed. Presumably those countries are worse than yours.

    Imagine Bernie in North Korea. "This country is the worst country in the world! Kim Jong is like Hitler." He wouldn't last that long.

    Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (rH4JY)

    431 If there were not massive protests and angst ridden emoting from the Progressives, I would be truly worried and discouraged.

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (9uuAo)

    432 I put a line break in it. Hmmm.

    I'll blame Pixy. Yeah, that's the deal. Pixy did it!

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5hoysp

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (d76uN)

    433 Oh, and one more thing (after prayers for our walking ill and injured - yikes!) - There's a handy way to gauge the (relative) success of protests and such around DC - it's called "Travelocity".

    For the last 20 years or so, one can type in the days of a protest and check on hotel availability.

    For example, the "March for Life" typically leaves only a hundred or so hotels in the DC area with much availability.
    Saturday's "marches" leaves, according to their site, 497 hotels with capacity after Saturday.

    So, if there's "millions" protesting, where, exactly, are they staying?

    Beuller?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (C9pBZ)

    434 Prayers going up, of thanks that this long national Blagojevich is finally over. Even though Barky isn't mincing off to federal prison. Yet...

    Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at January 20, 2017 08:42 AM (Ftuf+)

    435 >>"Melania has a natural grace about her, much like Jackie O. This is
    something that's been missing from the White House for some time..."



    Heh.

    All through the GW Bush presidency, whenever Laura Bush was on tv my hubby would reflexively say, "What a breath of fresh air!" He didn't even realize he did this, he was just so happy not to see Hillary.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:42 AM (NOIQH)

    436 424 "Melania has a natural grace about her, much like Jackie O.

    To be fair, Michelle did have the natural grace of Jackie Robinson.
    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:40 AM (kCDOM)


    Please. Jackie Robinson was a class act and a REAL hero. Angry Mrs. Perpetual-Victim couldn't even come close to licking his shoes.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:42 AM (mbhDw)

    437 When it comes to Facebook, he really didn't build that. He stole it.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM (mbhDw)


    I thought the term of art for that was that he (Zuckerberg) "liberated" the code!

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:42 AM (wCEn4)

    438 427
    Where are you guys seeing the pics of Melania?

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (+FSld)

    On TV...they just showed them arriving at the church.

    Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 08:42 AM (Enq6K)

    439 418 >>More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or
    possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn
    into office.

    Are we supposed to be concerned?
    The fact that there wasn't a mass federal worker exodus under Obama means nothing *he* did made them angry enough to quit (looking at you, FBI).
    They quit and help Trump drain the swamp. #Winning
    Posted by: Lizzy




    Concerned? Disappointed. I had hoped the number would be in the 40's.

    Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2017 08:42 AM (xkaSw)

    440 Hey all you bitter, stupid leftists: Still looking
    for a single, solitary story of ONE DAMNED TIME Hillary or Obama gave
    one fucking thin dime of their own money to someone in need.
    MAGA!!


    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM

    ~~~~~

    Well, soon-to-be-Ex-President Obama sends thousands of dollars every month to his impoverished brother in Kenya. Oh, wait...

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2017 08:43 AM (HiDrR)

    441 428
    Now J.J. can start a countdown to January 20, 2020, for Trump's second inaugural.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:41 AM (X6fMO)

    Nope. Those pixies are now laid to rest.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 08:43 AM (mbhDw)

    442 re: Zuckerburd or is it Zoidberg?

    Wasn't FB originally a way for horny college dudes to scope womyn out?

    So apparently the sleeze factor was already there.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:44 AM (XdfIf)

    443 Trump winning has unmasked a lot of crazy people. That is a gift from God.

    Posted by: Ok at January 20, 2017 08:44 AM (K2SnJ)

    444 My feelings are a mix of relief that the SCOAMF/JEF/TFG will be gone by lunchtime, and hoping to God that Trump and Pence don't fuck this up.

    Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2017 08:44 AM (AmXnH)

    445 "This is not who we are..."

    Giggle.

    Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2017 08:44 AM (B+qrE)

    446 here's a photo of Melania this morning

    https://twitter.com/cultcommoncore/status/822439609116168192

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:44 AM (Om16U)

    447 Fox and friends are positively giddy with excitement,

    Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:45 AM (gcme+)

    448 What's with Ed Henry's goofy hat?

    Posted by: Barbarian at January 20, 2017 08:45 AM (fqERy)

    449 Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:45 AM (7HtZB)

    450 MPPPP,
    Thank you for clip of Marilyn.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:45 AM (sj3Ax)

    451 Me too, and I'm a dude.



    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:37 AM


    *altitudinally challenged fistbump*

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 08:46 AM (p+Wdc)

    452 Well, soon-to-be-Ex-President Obama sends thousands of dollars every month to his impoverished brother in Kenya. Oh, wait...

    Don't send him that box yet! We need it for the move...

    Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 20, 2017 08:46 AM (8zL5i)

    453
    Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Posted by: josephistan

    He and Biden have been doing upper deckers all week.
    He's gonna squeeze in one more before the tea.

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:46 AM (8ikIW)

    454 I can't BELIEVE IT !!!!!!



    We did it! We made it! God Bless America! God bless J.J. Sefton!

    Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 08:46 AM (bpfzP)

    455
    Whoooo [oooooooo [oooooookooo


    Get pudding and value rite, shave yer backs, polush the hump and drop trou


    FUCK YOUUUUU OBAMMAAAAAAAAAA

    Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (VLde7)

    456 Even though Melania doesn't have to have her back waxed, she can't write as well as Michelle...

    "You need to work hard for what you want in life"

    It's amazing that nobody before her put these words together. I'm pretty sure this is Nobel Prize in literature material.

    Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (Zs4uk)

    457 Off topic, but....last night Mrs. E and I saw 3 feral dogs in our neighborhood. When we let Pepper the 9 lb dutch hound out for last call teetee around 2200 we took a flashlight and shotgun. Saw no dogs but was ready to engage. This morning sweet neighbor lady called and said her 16 year old wooly stripedy cat Tigger was dead at the edge of the water. He was torn up pretty bad. I helped her bury old Tigger and she said 'Tigger, go on up to heaven. John is waiting for you.' John is her husband, an old retired sheriff. I'm crying while I write this. Damnit.

    Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (zLDYs)

    458 here's a photo of Melania this morning

    --

    Thanks, voter mom. Wow...she looks stunning. Gorgeous outfit, gorgeous woman.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (+FSld)

    459 I will feel relief when Trump gets the nuke codes. Start feeling safe again.

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (c6/9Q)

    460

    BTW THANK YOU YOU REPROBATES. I LOVE YOU ALL

    Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (VLde7)

    461 442 re: Zuckerburd or is it Zoidberg?

    Wasn't FB originally a way for horny college dudes to scope womyn out?

    So apparently the sleeze factor was already there.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:44 AM (XdfIf)

    Eh. Horny college dudes scoping women out is a longstanding tradition with a rich and colorful history.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (0mRoj)

    462 >>Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?


    Yep. Think it will be hard for the narcissist to not find a way to steal attention from Trump as well as deliver one last FU.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:48 AM (NOIQH)

    463 I can't BELIEVE IT !!!!!!

    We did it! We made it!


    The words of Winston Wolfe come to mind here...

    Three more hours, then we can talk.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2017 08:48 AM (eeTCA)

    464 GREAT DAY IN THE MORNIN', Y'ALL!

    The day that George W Bush took the oath of office, I was relieved, knowing that whatever else happened, GWB was not a man who would have bimbos under the desk and the Clintons were gone, gone, out of there.

    I remember a particularly spectacular red, white, and blue sunset that day.

    That sense of relief was nothing compared to today! Hoping for a nice sunset again....

    Posted by: mindful webworker - awake, mostly at January 20, 2017 08:48 AM (hgso/)

    465 Cameltoe: Uh-oh! Guess what day it is!
    Cameltoe: Guess what day it is! Huh...anybody?
    Cameltoe: Julie! Hey...guess what day it is! Ah come on, I know you can hear me.
    Cameltoe: Mike Mike Mike...Mike what day is it Mike? Ha ha! Leslie, guess what today is?

    Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 08:48 AM (VndSC)

    466 Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Posted by: josephistan


    Does he get to make a speech at the inauguration? He may drone on for a few hours, just to annoy people.

    Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 20, 2017 08:48 AM (rH4JY)

    467 MP4, I didn't know you worked in a hospital. I always had you pegged as a writer, publisher or someone in the literary field. With your way with words, you should be.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 20, 2017 08:33 AM (+FSld)


    You're very sweet. Obviously, I do "write" (my website is www.kissmemyfool.com), but I'm not nearly as prolific as Anna or Christopher Taylor or so many other, better, writers in the Horde. I do wish I could just do that for a living, but for now, I'm stuck in the dreaded private sector.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (X6fMO)

    468 The Sanders link is why I shall never, ever give liberals any quarter. America-hating commie stooges. Spit.


    Gonna wear 'make America great again' to the Whole Foods next time I go.

    Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (JlCcb)

    469 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 08:46 AM (p+Wdc)

    Right on, brutha!

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (0mRoj)

    470

    I just found out Im going to the Super Bowl. Wonder if Trump will be there

    Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (VLde7)

    471 If Gaylord does drone on in a speech would that be considered a drone strike?

    If its raining, how is Gaylord's immune system?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (XdfIf)

    472 Does he get to make a speech at the inauguration? He may drone on for a few hours, just to annoy people.

    Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

    Trump and the rest should all make the wanker motion while JEF talks

    Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (8ikIW)

    473 Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:45 AM (7HtZB)


    I expect the robo-pen has been programmed for all sorts of evil things even Barry didn't have the balls to do when he might be held accountable in some minor way but has been planning for his last minute FU finale!

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (wCEn4)

    474 Rather, he said, journalists need to prove that they understand their audiences' troubles better than the politicians do. That sets the stage for critical, investigative reporting into how those leaders are governing.

    Of course, the journalists' bias will make 'critical' very selective in what they concentrate on.

    Any breath Trump takes will be criticized, and Dems will get a pass for everything.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

    475 430. This is the dude who honeymooned in the USSR. If he went to North Korea, he'd rail against the devastating effects of the embargo and sanctions imposed by the US.

    Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (mZIoC)

    476 414 Somebody from Trumps personal security should test the tea obamas will serve the Trumps
    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 08:38 AM (c6/9Q)

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (Om16U)

    477 Feral dogs are a real problem where I live. They have no instinctual fear of humans, unlike wild canines.

    There cousins are also vey troublesome in inner city neighborhoods.

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (9uuAo)

    478 Michelle has the natural grace of Jackie Robinson David Ortiz.

    Posted by: zombie Jackie Robinson at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (WidQN)

    479 So Melania is in a single color blue dress. What multicolor multipattern monstrosity will Michelle wear today.

    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (cAnNx)

    480 470
    I just found out Im going to the Super Bowl. Wonder if Trump will be there
    Posted by: ThunderB

    Probably not, but Gisele will make a good substitution for Melania.

    Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (VndSC)

    481 >>It's amazing that nobody before her put these words together. I'm pretty sure this is Nobel Prize in literature material.

    Oh, she's go an autobiography planned, and then maybe some children's books. No doubt she'll get awards for those - maybe a grammy for narrating her autobiography.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (NOIQH)

    482 Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Yep, I think he's still got something up his sleeve.

    Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (StZrq)

    483 Our military is free of that wretch

    Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (VLde7)

    484 "More than one in four federal workers, or 28
    percent, will definitely or possibly consider leaving their jobs..."

    Will definitely or possibly CONSIDER leaving.

    And after that 5 minutes is done, they'll go back to "work".

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (kVX3W)

    485 Eh. Horny college dudes scoping women out is a longstanding tradition with a rich and colorful history.

    --

    I have a hard time seeing Mark Zuckerberg as a "horny college dude." Just don't see it. To coin a phrase from Archie Bunker, I prefer to think of him as a smoothie.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM (+FSld)

    486 Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (zLDYs)

    Oh, that's terrible. Up here in northern MA, we've had an outbreak of coyotes. I could hear a pack of them howling last night, and they killed a poodle one town over from me a few days ago.

    I try to keep an eye on my two dogs; they'd be good eating for a wily Wile E.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM (X6fMO)

    487 I just found out Im going to the Super Bowl."

    Enjoy. I'm going to avoid pretty much everything inside of Beltway 8 over that week...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM (C9pBZ)

    488 I just found out Im going to the Super Bowl. Wonder if Trump will be there

    Posted by: ThunderB at January 20, 2017 08:49 AM (VLde7)

    You are? Awesome!!!

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM (Om16U)

    489 479 So Melania is in a single color blue dress. What multicolor multipattern monstrosity will Michelle wear today.
    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (cAnNx)

    Vintage furniture store owners wait with bated breath.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM (0mRoj)

    490 Natasha, "Dahlink! Does Gaylord haf zometing up sleeve?"

    Boris, "Of course not! I stole his sleeves!

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:52 AM (XdfIf)

    491 Fake News update: Washington D.C. sheriff's police are walking up the White House driveway with an eviction warrant.

    Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 08:52 AM (VndSC)

    492 >>Does he get to make a speech at the inauguration? He may drone on for a few hours, just to annoy people.



    Didn't Bill Clinton give a never-ending speech on the tarmac before boarding the plane out of DC? He just couldn't let go of the spotlight.
    I can see Obama doing that.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (NOIQH)

    493 So at noon today, there will be one more unemployed black man with no job skills out on the street.

    Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (7ZVPa)

    494 489 479 So Melania is in a single color blue dress. What multicolor multipattern monstrosity will Michelle wear today.
    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (cAnNx)

    Vintage furniture store owners wait with bated breath.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM (0mRoj



    So, Married With Children couch.

    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (cAnNx)

    495 JJ ... great find on the Politico article.

    My reading told me that Democrats still do not think there's anything wrong with their platform. They just think they need to sell it a little better.

    Anyone else see anything different ?

    Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (RKJF2)

    496 I just watched thew clip of the Military group sining the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" with the fireworks as a background. Trump looks very choked up and it's nice to see him have a big smile

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (tOcW/)

    497
    Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?



    Posted by: josephistan



    No. does not matter. what he's done in the last 8 years will be washed away. most of it. and he knows it.

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (c6/9Q)

    498 Michelle has the natural grace of Jackie Robinson David Ortiz.


    Posted by: zombie Jackie Robinson at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (WidQN)


    Oil Can Boyd.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (X6fMO)

    499 Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 08:45 AM (7HtZB)



    I think it's a lead-pipe certainty that TFG is going to lay a big ole turd in the punchbowl in the last few minutes of his Presidency.

    The last 8 years have been one long trolling of America, its citizens, the idea of America, its military, its traditions, its culture...

    so yeah, he'll take one more loudly public shit all over the traditional of the Inauguration, which will get him cheered in the right corners.

    But then his lame, hateful ass will be gone.

    And whatever it is, we need to make sure the Dims own it..politically.

    If Trump is successful over the next two years and we make the Dims own every bit of Oblabla's dumb shit...they will face a wipe out.


    So....


    WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Is it Inauguration yet?

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (9q7Dl)

    500 Such a strange feeling, its like millions of silenced voices were suddenly raised in cheer!

    Can't put my finger on this new found optimism!

    Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 08:54 AM (7N6ox)

    501 493 So at noon today, there will be one more unemployed black man with no job skills out on the street.
    Posted by: Vashta Nerada

    Send him a blunt and a 40.

    Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 08:54 AM (VndSC)

    502 is there a (free) live stream of the mornings proceedings?

    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2017 08:54 AM (ty7RM)

    503 I helped her bury old Tigger and she said 'Tigger,
    go on up to heaven. John is waiting for you.' John is her husband, an
    old retired sheriff. I'm crying while I write this. Damnit. Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2017 08:47 AM (zLDYs)
    =====

    Tears of love: always worth it. Remembrance to some carpenters who helped my mom and my kids when her cat died. When we can't, somehow we are helped.

    Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2017 08:54 AM (MIKMs)

    504 FBN are literally whooping for joy...heh.

    Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:54 AM (gcme+)

    505 What time should I call may dear friend of about 50 years who I think voted for Hillary and who doesn't like FOX news-to see if I can come over and watch the inaugural events? ;^)

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:54 AM (tOcW/)

    506 I prefer to think of him as a smoothie.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 20, 2017 08:51 AM


    Go on...

    Posted by: Shep Smith at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (p+Wdc)

    507 What multicolor multipattern monstrosity will Michelle wear today.
    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (cAnNx)


    I'm betting on an LGBTQWERTY flag design myself!

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (wCEn4)

    508 My feelings are a mix of relief that the SCOAMF/JEF/TFG will be gone by
    lunchtime, and hoping to God that Trump and Pence don't fuck this up.

    ==

    *eyeroll*

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (toH8T)

    509 I'm having dinner tomorrow with my SIL, my wife's aunt and cousin who are coming into town for a protest rally either today or tomorrow but they promised to be done whining by the time we get to the restaurant. I told my wife that I was going to go off on them if they started up at dinner.

    Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (Vzqe+)

    510 I wonder what damage The JEF & wife leave at the People's House? Will they steal like Clinton's?

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (sj3Ax)

    511 It's just a few more hours
    Until we cut the knot


    Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (tHwdc)

    512 Anyone else see anything different ?
    Posted by: ScoggDog

    No. The hard Left is all out of ideas. They always do the same thing, win or lose.
    Groupthink works against them.

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (9uuAo)

    513 To: George Soros

    Just a friendly reminder - in the United States of America, incite to riot is a Capital crime.

    Sincerely,
    Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
    Attorney General of The United States



    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (rCHk4)

    514 so, hows CNN doing this morn ? anyone watching ?

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (c6/9Q)

    515 I ain't seen one thin dime from jugears. *spit*

    Posted by: Brother Toonces in a Hut at January 20, 2017 08:56 AM (Tyii7)

    516 Michelle has the natural grace of an ice-breaker heading right into the ice.

    As for what she will wear, it will probably be from Bed, Bath, and Bleech!

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 08:56 AM (XdfIf)

    517 So at noon today, there will be one more unemployed black man with no job skills out on the street"

    Reggie?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)

    518 Good morning, horde and a beautiful day it is!!!!

    I completely lost myself last night in the AOSHQ pron collection aka the network's election coverage. I hadn't watched ABC's coverage and relished Little Georgie's - and Bill Kristol's - pain and grief so much. It is like eating potato chips: they all started so happy and confident and then their hopes and dreams get slowly crushed.

    It sounds like congrats are in order for you, Sefton. Good luck with whatever is next for you.

    God bless and keep President Trump safe!

    Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (P8951)

    519 "RE Monica Crowley. Anyone who believes ANYTHING CNN says is a drooling idiot."

    Wait, CNN is reporting on alleged plagiarism. The company that employs Fareed Zakariah.

    Okay.

    And another spin around the Bemus, as CNN continues its long slow flush.

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (kVX3W)

    520 >>>>Anyone else on edge wondering what last "fuck you" TFG will do in these next few hours?

    Yep, I think he's still got something up his sleeve.
    .
    .
    .
    .Concur, I have a feeling it is a pardon for Bergdahl.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (le7jz)

    521 Fox and friends are positively giddy with excitement,
    =====
    They are, it's awesome.

    Less than 3 hours to go!!

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (hecJ2)

    522 hows CNN doing this morn"

    Ah, mourn?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)

    523 So CNN and MSNBC are officially in mourning? Or do they have their battle gears on?

    Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 08:57 AM (gcme+)

    524 Are all the results from Broward County in? Just checking...

    Posted by: General Zod at January 20, 2017 08:58 AM (hgpSN)

    525 it's raining in DC, so SCOAMF will need help getting his umbrella to work.

    Probably have a Marine hold it for him again as one last insult.

    Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 20, 2017 08:58 AM (WidQN)

    526 C-Span has live coverage

    I can't even get that. Adobe flash has to be upgraded!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:58 AM (tOcW/)

    527 So at noon today, there will be one more unemployed black man with no job skills out on the street.

    Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (7ZVPa)


    And another unemployed black woman whose job was stolen by an immigrant!

    Posted by: Hrothgar at January 20, 2017 08:58 AM (wCEn4)

    528 What time should I call may dear friend of about 50 years

    Do you want to *keep* this friend? Because that's not very nice...lol.

    Posted by: GMan at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (sxq57)

    529 Are all the results from Broward County in"

    We'll get updates from WynningBull shortly...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (C9pBZ)

    530 Michelle has the natural grace of Jackie Robinson David Ortiz.


    Posted by: zombie Jackie Robinson at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (WidQN)

    Oil Can Boyd.


    And Babe Ruth's dress size.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (oVJmc)

    531 Is it even worth it to say " just grow the fuck up" to the Left?

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (9uuAo)

    532 513 To: George Soros

    Just a friendly reminder - in the United States of America, incite to riot is a Capital crime.

    Sincerely,
    Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
    Attorney General of The United States



    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 08:55 AM (rCHk4)

    I'd like to think that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs took the opportunity around 8:00 am this morning of reminding Barky that the military takes an oath to protect the Constitution, NOT the president.

    Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (RD7QR)

    533 Just when did JJ start the countdown? Wondering what m-words were in the first one...!

    Sooooo long ago, it seems, and yet, we are here now!!

    Posted by: mindful webworker - ready for real change at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (hgso/)

    534 531 Is it even worth it to say " just grow the fuck up" to the Left?
    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (9uuAo)

    Exercise in futility.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2017 09:00 AM (0mRoj)

    535 Michelle has the natural grace of an ice-breaker heading right into the ice.
    ===

    And the fluid, delicate lines of a pavement striper.

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 09:00 AM (toH8T)

    536 Good morning, humans. The celebratory drinking has begun at Chez Zod.

    Posted by: General Zod at January 20, 2017 09:00 AM (hgpSN)

    537 I hope Trump announces his executive orders/rescindments one at a time today, exactly timed so that CNN gets to learn about a new one right after each commercial break.

    Posted by: joe at January 20, 2017 09:00 AM (timOb)

    538 As for what she will wear, it will probably be from Bed, Bath, and Bleech!

    --

    No doubt something from Tom Ford's Couch Collection, Spring 2017.

    I wonder what wig hat she'll sport. The Cleopatra? The Geraldine? The Beyonce? *taps finger to chin*

    Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 20, 2017 09:00 AM (+FSld)

    539 Well Chris Matthew did say he could watch Melania walk all day or something like that right? So he could console that way..lo.

    Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (gcme+)

    540 Posted by: GMan at January 20, 2017 08:59 AM (sxq57)

    Well, she forgave me when I told her during Obama's re-election campaign how terrible he was, an stupidly walked out on her in a diner, so she may forgive me now too

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (tOcW/)

    541 Is it even worth it to say " just grow the fuck up" to the Left?

    Don't cast your pearls before swine and all that...

    Posted by: GMan at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (sxq57)

    542 after eing sworn in, right there on the podium in front of obama and clinton, trump should sign away hussein's executive orders

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (c6/9Q)

    543 I can't believe all the hoopla for National Cheese Lover's Day!

    Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (C+quA)

    544 Thoughts and prayers out to you Moki. Best wishes for a spedy recovery.

    Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2017 09:02 AM (6n332)

    545 Of course The JEF has more up his sleeve, one final FU to the U. S.

    I'm with MisHum & hope he feels someone peeing on his face!

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:02 AM (sj3Ax)

    546 Gawd, the wails from some of the libs on my FB today...#Trumpocalypse, #DoomsdayIsHere, #NotMyPresident...wish those people would grow the hell up.

    I'll be on the air when the swearing in happens, so I'll have the studio TV on C-SPAN, muted, with the captions on.

    Treating myself to lunch today, too.

    Later on, I have to work at the karaoke bar. We'll see what the mood is, though I guess most patrons over 35 will be happy and the millennials will be depressed.

    Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2017 09:02 AM (gk9SE)

    547 Well Chris Matthew did say he could watch Melania walk all day or something like that right? So he could console that way..lo.
    Posted by : IC

    So.. NOT gay. Hmmm.

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 09:02 AM (9uuAo)

    548 I can't believe all the hoopla for National Cheese Lover's Day!

    Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (C+quA)

    not that. that is silly. it's for Kellyann Conway's b-day

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:02 AM (c6/9Q)

    549 Matt Margolis got to do an article on Conservative Review:
    5 Obama Failures the Media won't tell you about

    https://twitter.com/votermom/status/822445153822658562

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:03 AM (Om16U)

    550 My Trump brisket is all ready to go in the oven low and slow.

    Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 09:03 AM (vg8iE)

    551 Gawd, the wails from some of the libs on my FB today...#Trumpocalypse, #DoomsdayIsHere, #NotMyPresident...wish those people would grow the hell up.

    --

    Omg, I am going to drown in pudding today.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 20, 2017 09:03 AM (+FSld)

    552

    The Zero & Dems not a big fan of 3-ways?

    With midnight regulation, Obama Energy Department just outlawed your three-way bulb

    instapundit

    lulz, petulant to the end

    bye bye SCOAMF

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:03 AM (nQgx9)

    553 TODAY show in the breakroom.

    Interviewing Ted Cruz, who was outstanding. Cruz crushed the Russian hack myth and let the goofball on TODAY ( I don't watch that crap, have no idea who hosts it) know that the American people spoke in this election "truck drivers, waitresses, nurses and working people".

    TODAY idiot still hammers the talking points" Well what about the people who say that Trump has a blind spot regarding Putin and Russia".

    yeah I remember how people pointed out Barack's flawed foreign policy right before his inaugurations.

    God these people suck at their jobs. Assuming 'journalism' is their job and not Prog-fluffer.

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 09:05 AM (toH8T)

    554 Playlist inaug. Blind to you. Hair of the dog. Bring da ruckus. I'm gonna tear your playhouse down (Peebles)

    Posted by: Blagulon at January 20, 2017 09:05 AM (TJ9+R)

    555 Don't cast your pearls before swine and all that...


    Posted by: GMan at January 20, 2017 09:01 AM (sxq57)


    That reminds me of a Dorothy Parker story: it seems that, one day, she got to the front door of the Algonquin Hotel just as a younger, catty writer - a rival of Parker's - walked up.

    The younger woman held the door open for Parker, simpering, "Age before beauty."

    Parker strode through the door, smiling, "Pearls before swine."

    OK, got work to do. BBL.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 09:05 AM (X6fMO)

    556 I can't stand that witch Moochelle! Good riddance to her & TFG.
    I read an IBD editorial last night about how the press drooled over her.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:05 AM (sj3Ax)

    557 Lefty Facebook friend post: today, we fight back.

    Yeah, good luck with that.

    Posted by: IC at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (gcme+)

    558 Is it even worth it to say " just grow the fuck up" to the Left?
    Posted by: tubal

    No.

    They are perpetually angry and stupid. Growing up and acting like a reasonable and mature adult is not in the game plan.
    Get Angry, Get in Their Faces.

    That's growing up for them.

    Posted by: Commodore Matthew Decker at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (RFeQD)

    559 Looks like cold heavy rain today in L. A. will greet the Trump-haters pathetic protest march-riots.

    Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (DJUMj)

    560 507 What multicolor multipattern monstrosity will Michelle wear today.
    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (cAnNx)


    Remember that commie-red black widow number she wore to their inaugural gala?

    Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (JlCcb)

    561 During the next four years I project that Ace of Spades will become the place where humans come to mock and deride the Fake News Media (AKA MSM, MFM).

    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (rCHk4)

    562
    The Trumpnami is rising!

    And soon, the whole nation will be covered in sweet, sweet Winning!

    All that winning.

    So. Much. Winning.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (9q7Dl)

    563 Had dinner last night with a group, one of whom is my best friend, who is a liberal. He couldn't let it go,

    "The media better be all over this guy and do their job of watching every single thing he does"

    "OK, Republicans, anything and everything that goes wrong with healthcare from this day forward is on you, you own it now"

    "What was the Dow Jones when Obama entered office, and what is it now? Unemployment is down. Things have come back since the recession that Obama inherited from Bush. What's the big problem with the economy to you people?"

    Etc.

    No recognition whatsoever that many folks felt the same way after Obama was reelected in 2002.

    Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (U3LtS)

    564 If anyone wonders how the hell Trump got elected, just read a random Facebook feed today, from anyone's page.

    Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (VndSC)

    565 God these people suck at their jobs. Assuming 'journalism' is their job and not Prog-fluffer.
    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 09:05 AM (toH8T)

    Pretty much a collection of dullards and 13 year olds, handled by sociopaths.

    Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (9uuAo)

    566 once the funds are cut off, and soros backed anarchy under control, all the "protesters" will evaporate. fast.

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (c6/9Q)

    567 Trump Executive Order #1 - Every Executive Order and Executive Finding signed since January 20th, 2009 is null and void.

    Trump Executive Order #2 - Every rule and regulation enacted since January 20th, 2009 that was not passed by Congress and signed into law by the President is hereby rescinded.

    Trump Executive Order #3 - Every person appointed by the previous administration is hereby terminated.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (XdfIf)

    568 Lefty Facebook friend post: today, we fight back.

    Yeah, good luck with that.
    Posted by: IC

    Sure they are. Right after they get that Frappacino from Starbucks.

    Gawd, what a load of empty rhetoric.

    Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (RFeQD)

    569 Playlist inaug. Blind to you. Hair of the dog. Bring da ruckus. I'm gonna tear your playhouse down (Peebles)

    Posted by: Blagulon at January 20, 2017 09:05 AM (TJ9+R)


    For Hillary: "Cold, Cold Heart" by Hank Williams or "She Hate Me" by Puddle of Mudd or "Everything Sucks" by Reel Big Fish.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (X6fMO)

    570 Omg, I am going to drown in pudding today.

    Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL! at January 20, 2017 09:03 AM


    You know the rules...pics.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2017 09:08 AM (p+Wdc)

    571 I must be on some other planet....I just heard CBS anchors admitting that both economic growth and wages never really happened under obama.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 20, 2017 09:08 AM (le7jz)

    572 "I know I'm in for a difficult personal road ahead, but at least as of today I feel as if I actually have a shot at rebuilding enough to cushion whatever time I have left before joining the Choir Invisible."

    Thanks for all the daily updates: even when the numbers were big, it was somewhat reassuring that they were relentlessly dropping.

    Good luck with it JJ. If all else fails, we'll make sure we nail you to your perch.

    Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 09:08 AM (kfcYC)

    573 And Byron York (shitbag from NRO, IIRC) is on Fox spreading the lie that Trump inherits a better economy that Obama did.

    Fuck you, only if you accept the phony f'ing Obama-spun numbers.

    Here in the real world, you're a dumbass, Byron.

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 09:08 AM (hecJ2)

    574 If the crowd sings

    Na na na na
    Na na na na
    Hey Hey Hey
    Goodbye!

    to TFG,

    my schadenboner may knock the Earth out of orbit.


    So...prepare for that.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 09:09 AM (9q7Dl)

    575 oh, and I really enjoyed the webart countdown. today's is excellent .

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:09 AM (c6/9Q)

    576 Lefty Facebook friend post: today, we fight back.
    ====

    #jab
    #jab
    #rightcross


    ninja, please

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 09:09 AM (toH8T)

    577
    *Stares wistfully at designer pantsuit commissioned for MY inauguration*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 09:09 AM (ZFUt7)

    578 I'm talking to my older brother & laughing at what he calls The JEF! Obviously I can't type here!

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:09 AM (sj3Ax)

    579 On this important day, I find myself thinking of a song..
    As my fellow Hoosier, Henry Lee Summer, once sang.....
    I think it's time, time for big fun!

    Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 20, 2017 09:10 AM (yTnCT)

    580 566 once the funds are cut off, and soros backed anarchy under control, all the "protesters" will evaporate. fast.
    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (c6/9Q)

    Sessions needs to go through the DoJ Civil Rights division with a scythe (metaphorically speaking, of course). They've been acting as a clearing house for the radical left since Barky took office.

    Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 09:11 AM (RD7QR)

    581 I'm at work now. Time to start Making America Great Again!

    Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:11 AM (zoehZ)

    582 Can I get me a pussy hat in here?

    Posted by: Secretariat Kerry at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (97XyN)

    583 It's the most wonderful time of the year!

    Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (7HtZB)

    584 Anyone taking bets on what color hillzebubs michelin man suit will be today?

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (d76uN)

    585 Amen on all counts, JJ. Ten years ago I was making preparations to further my own life and career. That's long since in ruins now and I have to start over yet again, in my mid 40s, with only my friends and what meager skills and wits remain to me.

    And yet...I feel better about it now than I have in all that time. Because now it appears someone's finally going to clear out all the rubbish that keeps folks like you and I and so many millions of others from making and advancing their lives, on their terms, not on the terms of some bureaucrat or freakazoid.

    A glorious day indeed, if but half the promise is kept...

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (9krrF)

    586 A journalist who wrote a book on Trump and strongly opposed his run for president died:

    http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/19/media/wayne-barrett-obituary/index.html

    It's like all of Trump's enemies are falling before him.

    Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (4ErVI)

    587 JJ, sounds like you have some big changes going on. I truly hope all is OK and that this transition does go well with you.

    Selfishly, you're a huge anchor here at AoS. Sincerely hope you stay around, if it fits in with your goals and aspirations going forward.

    Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (U3LtS)

    588 We're finally here.

    After 2012, I thought I'd never see the day again.

    Make America Great Again. Let's go!

    Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (qgUJH)

    589 So I was surprised to see Hippy Dippy Coworker this morning. Yesterday she said she was going to hole up in her apartment to try and ride out the apocalypse.

    She did start in a little with the "he's not MY President" thing, but another coworker kind of laid into her and said "hey, some of us were saying that eight years ago and you said we were unamerican racists!" She excused herself to go to the bathroom.

    I have to say, I'm feeling optimistic for our future for the first time in quite a while.

    Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 09:13 AM (tVWQB)

    590 Had dinner last night with a group, one of whom is my best friend, who is a liberal. He couldn't let it go,

    "The media better be all over this guy and do their job of watching every single thing he does"

    "OK, Republicans, anything and everything that goes wrong with healthcare from this day forward is on you, you own it now"

    "What was the Dow Jones when Obama entered office, and what is it now? Unemployment is down. Things have come back since the recession that Obama inherited from Bush. What's the big problem with the economy to you people?"

    Etc.

    No recognition whatsoever that many folks felt the same way after Obama was reelected in 2002.
    Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 09:06 AM (U3LtS)


    Was waiting to get into a tour yesterday. Lady in line from San Fran was babbling about Trump and moving to Canada... (and how Canada doesn't want them, hehe)

    It's everywhere. They can't stop the diarrhea of the mouth.

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:13 AM (nQgx9)

    591 Sessions needs to go through the DoJ Civil Rights division with a scythe (metaphorically speaking, of course).

    Maaaaaan, why've you gotta take all the fun out of it...

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:13 AM (9krrF)

    592 RM,
    I believe you mean 2012.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:13 AM (sj3Ax)

    593 And now a musical interlude

    https://youtu.be/FenMX_cGDvc

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:13 AM (XdfIf)

    594 I'd like to think that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs took the
    opportunity around 8:00 am this morning of reminding Barky that the
    military takes an oath to protect the Constitution, NOT the president.


    At 12:02 I expect his Marine guard to say privately to Ex-President Obama: "Fuck you very much, you evil piece of shit."

    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 09:14 AM (rCHk4)

    595 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 20, 2017 09:11 AM (RD7QR)

    true. so true.

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:14 AM (c6/9Q)

    596 Oh, lord I'm laughing!!

    POTUS Live Stream on YouTube just played a clip from Troy (I think) where Achilles calls out Hector(?).

    Trump is photoshopped on to Achilles--

    O-ba-ma!

    O-ba-ma!

    This is for America!

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 09:14 AM (hecJ2)

    597 555 - complimented a coworker named Swan on her appearance one morning, of course the bitch took offense. "I wont cast my pearls before Swan anymore". Rest of office eye rolled, groaned and clapped.

    Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 20, 2017 09:14 AM (DJUMj)

    598 587 JJ, sounds like you have some big changes going on. I truly hope all is OK and that this transition does go well with you.

    Selfishly, you're a huge anchor here at AoS. Sincerely hope you stay around, if it fits in with your goals and aspirations going forward.
    Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 09:12 AM (U3LtS)


    Thanks for all the good wishes. I think I may have come across as morbid or depressed and I'm not. But enduring 8 years of Pelosi's "Funemployment" has not been a bed of roses from a financial standpoint. So like too many of my fellow citizens, I have to make up for lost ground. Hopefully the Trump effect will rain down in my direction on the job front.

    Otherwise, happy, healthy and still horny.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (mbhDw)

    599 That's a prayer I can get behind.

    Posted by: OldSchool at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (f5RTO)

    600 >>567
    Trump Executive Order #1 - Every Executive Order and Executive Finding signed since January 20th, 2009 is null and void.

    Trump Executive Order #2 - Every rule and regulation enacted since January 20th, 2009 that was not passed by Congress and signed into law by the President is hereby rescinded.

    Trump Executive Order #3 - Every person appointed by the previous administration is hereby terminated.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:07 AM (XdfIf)
    ==================
    Simple, to the point, and resulting schadenboners will enable man to get to Mars without burning a drop of fuel....

    Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (XZGD9)

    601 VA GOP Sucks,
    Good for you.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (sj3Ax)

    602 "Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward -- reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.

    In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read.
    You turn the page, and forget what you know." -- Michael Crichton

    Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (e8kgV)

    603 *taps mic*

    My fellow Americans:

    Our long national nightmare is almost over.

    In less than three hours, Obama will walk down the Capitol steps as a private citizen. He may play a lot of golf, and he may watch a lot of Sportscenter; but he will never again hold a position of public authority.

    Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (OVUYQ)

    604 Hillary!'s pant-suit colour?

    Mao-grau

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (XdfIf)

    605 With midnight regulation, Obama Energy Department just outlawed your three-way bulb

    So, instead of choosing low-watt settings when appropriate, the default becomes the brightest bulb level.

    Brilliant, guys. It's like you're not really about the energy use.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

    606 Trump Executive Order #1 - Everything that last guy said is bullsh*t

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (ul9CR)

    607 563 Had dinner last night with a group, one of whom is my best friend, who is a liberal.

    I truly don't understand how people start or maintain friendships with liberals/progressives.

    I, obviously, can't. My entire worldview is pretty much "I'm the only one looking out for me. Stay out of my business". And that runs 180 from how they roll. And I just can't stand it.

    Really don't know how you people do it.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (MhYfz)

    608 i wonder if real hellary will show up or her dupe...

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (c6/9Q)

    609 I would hope the Marines would not say that to Obama-just let him go with the dignity and professionalism they have showed during his terms.-no matter how they felt about him.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 09:17 AM (tOcW/)

    610 Cannot believe today is here and happening.

    Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 20, 2017 09:17 AM (WuRdh)

    611 603 In less than three hours, Obama will walk down the Capitol steps as a private citizen. He may play a lot of golf, and he may watch a lot of Sportscenter; but he will never again hold a position of public authority.
    Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 20, 2017 09:15 AM (OVUYQ)

    Aside from the holding office part, "mah-nish-tah-nah"????

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 09:17 AM (mbhDw)

    612 Our long national nightmare is almost over.

    In less than three hours, Obama will walk down the Capitol steps as a private citizen.


    I'd be a lot happier if it was as a Federal prisoner, but baby steps I guess.

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:18 AM (9krrF)

    613 I love Gracie Allen, this show aged well. Antenna TV has some great show, but at 4 pm they start with shows that are from 1970s & didn't age well.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:18 AM (sj3Ax)

    614 Strike the "years from now" part from the prayer
    The quicker the sooner in my book

    Posted by: Hobbiehawk at January 20, 2017 09:18 AM (Qot/z)

    615 Iam so happy. God bless America! This has been a grueling 8 years and thank you horde and Ace for your tireless information, humor and humanity.

    Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:19 AM (TmVQX)

    616 Hillary!'s pant-suit colour?

    Mao-grau

    =====

    Prison Orange

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 09:19 AM (toH8T)

    617 Good Morning Horde- It's a wonderful day!

    Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2017 09:19 AM (VtLx6)

    618

    They're getting ready to show the Big Zero family leaving the WH for good.

    FOR GOOD!

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:19 AM (nQgx9)

    619 OMG, you have to watch POTUS Live Stream on YouTube!

    For the videos during commercial breaks.

    Posted by: RoyalOil at January 20, 2017 09:20 AM (hecJ2)

    620
    Huffington Post assured me I had a 98% chance of winning. Probably first time they were wrong about anything.

    *stuffs another flask into coat*

    Posted by: Hillary Clinton - fat, drunk, and stupid at January 20, 2017 09:20 AM (ZFUt7)

    621 So my father, a life long Democrat calls this morning. Fully enraged about what that Idiot ( his words) did pardoning all those criminals.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 09:20 AM (vk0An)

    622 614 Strike the "years from now" part from the prayer
    The quicker the sooner in my book
    Posted by: Hobbiehawk at January 20, 2017 09:18 AM (Qot/z)


    You caught that. I threw that in there as a last minute, make-it-appear-non-hostile gesture. Agree with you.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 09:20 AM (mbhDw)

    623 I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump.

    Probably just a bunch of pictures of trump with penises drawn on them.

    Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (qgUJH)

    624 What's really funny is that outside the Deploraball everyone had pre-printed ANSWER-looking signs decrying racism. Inside the ball, the most-cheered speaker of the evening was Sheriff Clarke.

    Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (5dOnv)

    625 "Sessions needs to go through the DoJ Civil Rights division with a scythe (metaphorically speaking, of course). They've been acting as a clearing house for the radical left since Barky took office."

    Transfer all of them to the Parking Enforcement Division field office at Minot, North Dakota. Problem solved.

    Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (hLRSq)

    626 watching the coverage of Barkey leaving the white house...

    Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (11H2y)

    627 >>Wait, CNN is reporting on alleged plagiarism. The company that employs Fareed Zakariah.

    Also employed Client #9, which speaks to the high moral standards to which they hold their employees.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (NOIQH)

    628 brack is leaving, knowing that all that he's done, will be swept away... awesome !

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (c6/9Q)

    629 621 So my father, a life long Democrat calls this morning. Fully enraged about what that Idiot ( his words) did pardoning all those criminals.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 09:20 AM (vk0An)


    "Dad, bless your heart . . ." And in all seriousness, I envy you having him around. At least mine did not have to witness and endure what we had to.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (mbhDw)

    630 Obama leaving the oval office for the last time now!

    Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (Enq6K)

    631 609
    I would hope the Marines would not say that to Obama-just let him go
    with the dignity and professionalism they have showed during his
    terms.-no matter how they felt about him.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 09:17 AM (tOcW/)

    They will, but I am sure the bars around 8th and I will be filled with a little more cheer and merriment this evening.

    Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (7N6ox)

    632 I truly don't understand how people start or maintain friendships with liberals/progressives.

    607 I, obviously, can't. My entire worldview is pretty much "I'm the only one looking out for me. Stay out of my business". And that runs 180 from how they roll. And I just can't stand it.

    Really don't know how you people do it.

    Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (MhYfz)
    -------------------
    Living in Northern VA, I live among and have to associate with a lot of those people, but during the last 8 years have become extremely wary of them. The election has brought out the worst in them and convinced me to distance myself even more.

    My social circle is a bit smaller, but I'm fine with that. I'm stymied by people who are married to someone on the opposite side of the political spectrum. God bless them for making it work, but I don't know how they do it.

    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (hYNPr)

    633

    Roar, left Oval Office, and dimwit Biden

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (nQgx9)

    634 Is Gaylord and his entourage leaving with the dogs?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (XdfIf)

    635 Fox is showing "President Obama Leaving the Oval Office for the Final Time."

    Hoo-boy.

    Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (97XyN)

    636 Your prayer, J.J.?

    All I have to add is "from your lips to God's ears."

    Very nice. It's everything I would wish on him.

    Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (X52ZZ)

    637 I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump.



    Probably just a bunch of pictures of trump with penises drawn on them.>>>

    Or a picture of Obama reading the letter Bush left for him.

    Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (aVYsC)

    638 I only can imagine how it would have felt if Hillary Clinton were about to be inaugurated.

    I hope her supporters, the NeverTrumpers, and GOPe traitors feel twice as bad at least for a few days.

    Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (lJy38)

    639 well......









    bye

    Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (toH8T)

    640 Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 09:16 AM (MhYfz)

    In my case, because i don't talk politics or if I do it's just about things we agree on. Maybe it's easier for women who tend to bond on an emotional level whereas men often bond together by doing things together, but I would find it really hard to get rid of a friend whom I've known for that long-whose wedding I was at-who was the second person who got called after her mother died and came to the hospital and who gave the sermon at her mother's funeral. Just can't do it. i love her

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (tOcW/)

    641 623 I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump.

    Probably just a bunch of pictures of trump with penises drawn on them.
    Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:21 AM (qgUJH)


    *Graffito on Oval Office men's room*

    Hey Trump:

    Look up,
    Look up,
    Look up,
    Now look down. You just peed on your leg! Ha ha!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (mbhDw)

    642 na na na na

    na na na na

    hey hey hey

    get the fuck out

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (/tuJf)

    643 "Dad, bless your heart . . ." And in all seriousness, I envy you having him around. At least mine did not have to witness and endure what we had to.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton


    Mine passed away knowing dawn was on its way. I'll take it.

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (9krrF)

    644 507 What multicolor multipattern monstrosity will Michelle wear today.
    Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2017 08:50 AM (cAnNx)


    *checks ShowerCurtains-R-us*

    Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (Pd7Sl)

    645 he left him his picture, signed on the back and front.

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (c6/9Q)

    646 >>What's really funny is that outside the Deploraball everyone had
    pre-printed ANSWER-looking signs decrying racism. Inside the ball, the
    most-cheered speaker of the evening was Sheriff Clarke.


    IIRC, ANSWER is a member of the DisruptJ20 umbrella group, as was Bill Ayers. Because of course all of those same decades old radicals and activist groups are involved. They always are, they just have a MSM happy to cover it up and proclaim each "new" cause a "grassroots" organization.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (NOIQH)

    647 137 113 RE Monica Crowley. Anyone who believes ANYTHING CNN says is a drooling idiot.


    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

    Well, they did collect her scalp as she has withdrawn from the offered national security position in Trump's admin.

    Posted by: GnuBreed

    If Trump's victory taught us anything, she should have said a few harmless oversights, fuk off, I'm taking the job.

    Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (kfcYC)

    648 Maybe TFG will try to pull a Kanye West at the Inauguration-

    Yo, Trump, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you take the oath, but I had one of the best presidencies of all time! One of the best presidents of all time!

    ...

    I was joking but you know the more I think about it. The more i think something like that may happen.

    Where TFG uses the last few minutes before Trump takes the oath of office to blather on and on and on about how this isn't us and our values, etc.

    And then being SCOAMF, I guess he trips down the stairs and shits his pants.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (9q7Dl)

    649 Gaylord probably left an enveloped stuffed with wacky-weed and a pic of himself.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (XdfIf)

    650 Purple.

    It will be purple to show solidarity with soros and the purple "revolution".

    Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 20, 2017 09:23 AM (d76uN)

    651 636 Your prayer, J.J.?

    All I have to add is "from your lips to God's ears."

    Very nice. It's everything I would wish on him.
    Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (X52ZZ)


    That which we fear and hate the most is the most effective.

    Hence, a giant pin to burst a giant ego.

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2017 09:24 AM (mbhDw)

    652 I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump.



    Probably just a bunch of pictures of trump with penises drawn on them.>>>

    Or a picture of Obama reading the letter Bush left for him.
    Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (aVYsC)



    Without a doubt, a record number of "I's".

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:24 AM (nQgx9)

    653 I love Gracie Allen, this show aged well. Antenna TV has some great show, but at 4 pm they start with shows that are from 1970s & didn't age well.

    I subscribe to satellite radio and they have a classic radio channel...it plays the old shows like Jack Benny, Gunsmoke, Box 13, etc.

    And yep, those radio shows hold up VERY well. My 10 year old daughter loves to listen to them, in fact. Funny how entertainment sure has changed.

    Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (tVWQB)

    654 Guess who else starts work today? War Chief Mad Dog Mattis, that's who!

    and Homeland Head Gen. Kelly

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (Om16U)

    655

    Oval Office: Empty. IQ just soared!

    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (nQgx9)

    656 Congrats everyone. Enjoy your day, it's been a long time coming.

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (2yngH)

    657 >>Living in Northern VA, I live among and have to associate with a lot of those people, but during the last 8 years have become extremely wary of them. The election has brought out the worst in them and convinced me to distance myself even more.
    Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (hYNPr)

    Concur. I'm in NoVA, too, and the resentment is pretty obvious.

    Posted by: General Zod at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (hgpSN)

    658 https://tinyurl.com/znaxtkj


    JACKIE EVANCHO IS BREAKING TRADITION FOR HER NATIONAL ANTHEM PERFORMANCE AT THE INAUGURATION

    Posted by: EVLINC! at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (y3aQB)

    659 *waves to Pixy Misa*

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (XdfIf)

    660 I hope they do a tight closeup of Michelle's face. It's hard not to gloat because she and her husband have been poor winners and worse losers.

    Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (11H2y)

    661 leaving the church now

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:26 AM (Om16U)

    662 I really must thank the Horde for the recommendation of FBN instead of Fox. So, so, so much better. I don't want to puke every five minutes.

    Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:26 AM (qgUJH)

    663 Fer cryin' out loud.

    For shits and giggles, I just *had* to tune in to MSDNC, and they were gushing over the JEF for having "accomplished so much" and having a "scandal free administration."

    And that is how you got Trump.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:26 AM (PY9jH)

    664 Gaylord probably left an enveloped stuffed with wacky-weed and a pic of himself.

    Posted by: Anna Puma


    Are you kidding? He probably just left the stems and seeds...

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:26 AM (9krrF)

    665 That woman outside with the black boots and short dress may want to lengthen her outfits in the future. Meow!

    Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:26 AM (TmVQX)

    666 nood flag

    Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2017 09:27 AM (8hICw)

    667 I'm not watching anything that shows TFG. I'm watching Burns & Allen until 10.
    I hope never to see that family & I have done a good job avoiding him for the past nine years.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:27 AM (sj3Ax)

    668 I like that blue dress (coat, whatever) that Melania wore to church.

    She looked purty.

    I'm guessing she won't be wearing a toilet paper dress to the inaugural ball tonight, like her predecessor did.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 20, 2017 09:27 AM (riF5p)

    669 some silly pop-music

    https://youtu.be/pMBk-O7D-R0

    Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2017 09:27 AM (XdfIf)

    670 I feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Every day for 8 years, waking up and oh no, Obama's still President. And today I woke up and it was a new day!

    Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2017 09:27 AM (dargh)

    671 Or a picture of Obama reading the letter Bush left for him.
    Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2017 09:22 AM (aVYsC)


    Without a doubt, a record number of "I's".
    Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2017 09:24 AM (nQgx9)

    Classic.

    Yeah, a signed picture of himself for sure. Fucking narcissistic shithead.

    Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (qgUJH)

    672 I just watched thew clip of the Military group
    sining the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" with the fireworks as a
    background. Trump looks very choked up and it's nice to see him have a
    big smile

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 08:53 AM (tOcW/)
    =====================

    Wasn't that wonderful!

    Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (bpfzP)

    673 Congrats everyone. Enjoy your day, it's been a long time coming.

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (2yngH)

    thank you !

    Posted by: runner at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (c6/9Q)

    674 I have 2 unread emails from Weekly Standard. Kristol started The Never Trump BS! Screw him.

    Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (sj3Ax)

    675 Did anyone see TFG leaving the Oval Office for the (thank you, Lord!) last time?

    The MFM were actually shouting out "thank yous" to him.

    I'm thinking Barry will leave a snarky note to Trump with lots of "I's" "Me's" etc.

    Probably some coke residue on the paper.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (PY9jH)

    676 Melania nailed the outfit today, absolutely perfect in my opinion.

    Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (W13WA)

    677 662
    I really must thank the Horde for the recommendation of FBN instead of
    Fox. So, so, so much better. I don't want to puke every five minutes.






    Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 20, 2017 09:26 AM (qgUJH)

    It soooo is! But fair warning....it's Friday...they have Juan Williams on on Fridays.

    Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (Enq6K)

    678 And yep, those radio shows hold up VERY well. My 10 year old daughter loves to listen to them, in fact. Funny how entertainment sure has changed.

    Posted by: VA GOP Sucks


    One of the things that turned up during the recent salvage from the stuff my brothers tossed out after dad's death was a George Burns LP. Thankfully in good condition. Since I have a turntable, guess what I'll be playing as soon as I'm settled in new digs?

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:29 AM (9krrF)

    679 For shits and giggles, I just *had* to tune in to MSDNC, and they were gushing over the JEF for having "accomplished so much" and having a "scandal free administration."

    If the GOP doesn't expose the details of Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and such ... that Lie will become Truth.

    Does the GOP have the will to do so ?

    Posted by: ScoggDog at January 20, 2017 09:29 AM (MhYfz)

    680 Congrats everyone. Enjoy your day, it's been a long time coming.



    Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 20, 2017 09:25 AM (2yngH)



    Thanks! *shoves extra hamster food thru USB port*

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:29 AM (PY9jH)

    681 Really don't know how you people do it. "

    Same here. Life's too short to worry over idiocy. Lived in NoVa for longer than I care to think about, and I can't say that I ever held back. Never lacked for acquaintances, either, oddly enough.

    Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 20, 2017 09:29 AM (C9pBZ)

    682 >>I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump.

    It will be like a Mission Impossible-style note informing him that within 60 seconds all records related to the Obama administration will have been purged. Should you accept this mission, you will be starting fresh...

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:29 AM (NOIQH)

    683 The number of gubmint workers that will actually quit their jobs because Trump is the POTUS will equal the number of Hollywood knick-knacks that moved out of our country.

    Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 20, 2017 09:30 AM (KJQpM)

    684 Obama hands over his pen and his phone to to the Press, and to a Storm watch here. Climate scientists are adjusting the models now to tell me it's global warming causing so much rain in an a LaNina.

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 09:30 AM (6Ll1u)

    685 So Little Via was discussing the post election political climate. It was interesting to watch the expression on his face when I used the phrase " the masks have fallen", and he truly grasped the meaning of the words.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2017 09:30 AM (vk0An)

    686 Hey HRC, Kelleyanne Conway broke that glass ceiling!

    Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:30 AM (TmVQX)

    687 Free at last, free at last.....Oh Lord, we are free at last.

    Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 20, 2017 09:30 AM (9LhqC)

    688 Bibi tweeted:

    Congrats to my friend President Trump. Look fwd to working closely with you to make the alliance between Israel&USA stronger than ever

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:30 AM (Om16U)

    689 Does anyone know if Ivana Trump is attending today?

    Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 20, 2017 09:31 AM (vg8iE)

    690
    Melania nailed the outfit today, absolutely perfect in my opinion.


    Posted by: firehorse at January 20, 2017 09:28 AM (W13WA)


    She looks stunning in everything she wears. The MFM is going to tie themselves in knots trying to diss her fashion sense.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2017 09:31 AM (PY9jH)

    691 Newly new.

    Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Inaugural Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2017 09:31 AM (hLRSq)

    692 For Anna and the Horde...A song to celebrate, that won't get us in trouble with the wives...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o

    Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 20, 2017 09:32 AM (7N6ox)

    693 And hey there Pixy! Thanks for keeping this crazy pile of web code running all this time! Hope the day finds you well!

    Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 20, 2017 09:32 AM (9krrF)

    694 Dan Quayle wearing a red USA hat with Trump at the back and 45 on the side.

    Huge grin on face.

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:32 AM (Om16U)

    695 637 I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump.

    Probably just a bunch of pictures of trump with penises drawn on them.>>>

    Or a picture of Obama reading the letter Bush left for him.
    Posted by: Buzzsaw

    It's more likely that Barack draws penises on pictures of himself. Hearts and penises.

    Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2017 09:33 AM (kfcYC)

    696 >>Does anyone know if Ivana Trump is attending today?

    Saw a pick of her in DC last night, so I'm thinking yes.
    She was wearing a bright blue fur coat.

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:33 AM (NOIQH)

    697 showing Biden & DR Jill greeting Pence & Karen

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:34 AM (Om16U)

    698
    Matt Margolis got to do an article on Conservative Review:

    5 Obama Failures the Media won't tell you about



    https://twitter.com/votermom/status/822445153822658562

    Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 20, 2017 09:03 AM (Om16U)

    Thank you votermom - that became my morning Facebook post.

    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 09:35 AM (rCHk4)

    699 Ivana and Marla Maples in DC:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4138214/
    Ivana-Trump-heads-DC-Donald-s-inauguration.html

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:35 AM (NOIQH)

    700 Hey, Pixy!

    Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2017 09:36 AM (zoehZ)

    701 okay, what the heck. What is Michelle trying to say with that look.

    Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2017 09:36 AM (hdpay)

    702 OMG, Melania brought a gift. how classy!

    Posted by: vivi at January 20, 2017 09:38 AM (11H2y)

    703 I'm watching a FOX feed on Conservative Treehouse. They actually have a nice dress on Michelle-good color.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 09:38 AM (tOcW/)

    704 Melania looks stunning. Jackie O would be impressed.

    Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:39 AM (TmVQX)

    705 New York developer tycoon throws unemployed black family out of home!

    Posted by: End of an Error! at January 20, 2017 09:39 AM (Mt8T4)

    706 "Really don't know how you people do it. "

    Well, this goes back to high school, decades ago. An incredible amount of water under the bridge.
    Someone who was right there, unwaveringly, whenever I had a problem or transition in my life. And I've tried to do the same for him.

    You don't abandon those ties.

    As I've gotten older, different things inform my decisions as to who to become friendly with, so I understand where you are coming from.

    Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 09:41 AM (U3LtS)

    707 Okay, this was hilarious.

    I was watching MSNBC as the Trump motorcade was pulling into the White House drive,

    and one of the commenters was waxing fantastical as to how in an alternate universe, perhaps-

    Joe Biden(!) would be pulling into the White House drive as President, but blah blah bah.


    Eye-rolling crazy and classless they are.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2017 09:42 AM (9q7Dl)

    708 Ok I'll play the game, that's one awesome outfit right there. It's nice to see a first Lady look so good.

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 09:43 AM (6Ll1u)

    709 >>OMG, Melania brought a gift. how classy!

    Was just saying to my son - "Oooh, from Tiffany! You know it's a good present."

    Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2017 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

    710 I was stopped at a red light, and a kid behind didn't stop and rear
    ended my car. I have a spinal injury and am in a neck brace for a month.



    Thank you for your prayers- my husband needs them more. He has to put up with me in a cone of shame.


    Moki, you have my prayers.

    Now here are a couple of very good suggestions: find a competent massage therapist - most of the pain you will be having in the near future will be due to muscle spasms. A competent massage therapist will be able to relieve those, and get you back to normal much faster.

    Also find a good Attorney - this was literally not your fault - don't sign anything from an insurance company.

    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 09:46 AM (rCHk4)

    711 "Otherwise, happy, healthy and still horny."

    That covers a lot of bases. Stay so!

    Posted by: RM at January 20, 2017 09:47 AM (U3LtS)

    712 Dubya is looking spry. Laura hasn't aged a day.

    Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 20, 2017 09:49 AM (KJQpM)

    713 "In less than three hours, Obama will walk down the Capitol steps as a private citizen"

    Walk, mince, flounce, sashay, whichever.

    She worked so hard for the money, no?

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 09:53 AM (kVX3W)

    714 @712 Looked up for a moment, saw him on screen, thought, oh look, it's the President. Just like that.

    SS and police grinning, genuinely happy to see him. Handshakes and back-slaps all around. Crummy prez, I guess. Heck of a guy though.

    Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 09:53 AM (H5rtT)

    715 #TwoHours

    Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2017 09:54 AM (rCHk4)

    716 It's raining hard now

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 09:55 AM (6Ll1u)

    717 We are about 2 hours away from my favorite moment of the Obama presidency: Trump taking the oath.

    Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2017 09:55 AM (2mC6G)

    718 Noticed that Toonces couldn't stand still for a photo with Trump,Melania, and Michelle. What the hell?

    Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 09:55 AM (TmVQX)

    719 "I wonder what's in that letter Obama is leaving for Trump."

    Suspect it's directions to the White House gift shop, as well as pricing for dvds of his finer teleprompter read speeches.

    Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 20, 2017 09:55 AM (kVX3W)

    720 I'm going to enjoy checking out Melania's and Ivanka's outfits for the next 4 (8 please!) years. Such elegance!

    Imagine how shitty Cankles feels right now. LOL!!

    Moki, sorry to hear about your accident.

    Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 20, 2017 09:56 AM (P8951)

    721 I love KellyAnnes outfit and the message she's sending. It's an American Revolution!!

    When I think about the last eight years and how awful it was my eyes start leaking. This is so emotional.

    Posted by: Hi at January 20, 2017 09:58 AM (sPwat)

    722 Donna - can't wait to see the Clinton's. HRC will be nursing a huge hangover.

    Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2017 10:00 AM (TmVQX)

    723 Kelly Anne looks great and looked absolutely gorgeous in that lovely red gown last night. Trump's surrounded with beautiful, smart ladies.

    He's such a woman-hater!

    Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 20, 2017 10:01 AM (P8951)

    724 Two hours...

    Posted by: Joe Mama at January 20, 2017 10:02 AM (S4vXM)

    725 @721 Consider for a moment Kellyanne Conway. Obviously, just by looking, you can tell she was never destined to be a cover girl. So, she goes ahead and becomes a very high-powered attorney. While she's at it, gets well-married and has several children, who she's close to. Then, for the hell of it, takes on this campaign thing.

    And now look at her. This is what 50 looks like. Like a million bucks. And she's just getting going. I expect her to look better and better as she gets older and even more successful.

    Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 10:04 AM (H5rtT)

    726 where is everyone? the mall is empty

    Posted by: Mike at January 20, 2017 10:12 AM (/DBcN)

    727 I hope that ace wakes up in time to see Trump take the oath of office. ace is undoubtedly exhausted from all the fapping and pudding dipping.

    Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 20, 2017 10:13 AM (P8951)

    728 Just went on a site on the internet (Can't recall which. I've been skipping around) and someone was complaining about the fact that Donald Trump is having a record number of prayers said by clergy of various denominations. Too bad, sweetie!! Given the lunatic left Trump can use all the prayers he can get!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 10:13 AM (tOcW/)

    729 Yay; There's 's an Orthodox Clergyman! Maybe he's one of the people who will be praying!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 10:15 AM (tOcW/)

    730 Well said Stringer Davis @725

    I was just thinking she could run for president and most likely win.

    Posted by: Hi at January 20, 2017 10:20 AM (sPwat)

    731 1hr34min to new pen and new phone

    Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2017 10:21 AM (TppKb)

    732 I saw a list of clergy. Notable absence of imams, or did I miss one?
    Nice op-ed in WSJ by the rabbi who's "on the panel." First rabbi, the one at G.Washington's, was his predecessor -- same congregation, same synagogue.
    So rebbe, how's that old fig tree doing?

    Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2017 10:24 AM (H5rtT)

    733 Funny video of Trumps first day in office.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJOQnJuQViQ

    Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2017 10:25 AM (aVYsC)

    734 I think there is supposed to be one Iman.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 10:28 AM (tOcW/)

    735 Professionally pre-printed signs and t-shirts, Pali-flags. San Francisco comes to DC where it will be hard for the MSM to ignore it. Too cold for the "show some skin" crowd in Jan.

    This seems to be a "black-bloc" show so far. The signs look International Answer except in the color scheme.

    Posted by: geoffb5 at January 20, 2017 10:30 AM (d3wbb)

    736 The FOX feed I'm listening to from Phoenix seems to be excited about Cory Booker becoming a Presidential candidate in 2020. Ugh! Maybe I better go back to C-Span.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 10:34 AM (tOcW/)

    737 Me lifeline tambien.

    Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 20, 2017 10:39 AM (NRr9t)

    738
    J.J. Sefton,
    Didn't know that you had been dealing with tough personal times that had put you in a position of needing to start over. Very sorry to hear.
    Unfortunately, in recent years, I've experienced conditions that likewise require a total restart - and even from early into mid 40's, it ain't easy.
    I hope yours goes well, and you experience renewed success.
    God bless you.

    PS: And - few though sharp differences aside - thanks for the many awesome threads you've provided. Please keep em' comin'.

    Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 20, 2017 10:40 AM (dDOWg)

    739 Greetings:

    President Trump should declare the area of the EPA disaster a National Monument named for President Barack Hussein Obama.

    Posted by: 11B40 at January 20, 2017 10:49 AM (evgyj)

    740 Some person-military or police said about Clinton and Mrs. Clinton-W'ere here for you!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2017 10:54 AM (tOcW/)

    741 George snufalafagus sucks Obama's Dick.

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 11:23 AM (6Ll1u)

    742 Mr. President

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 11:27 AM (6Ll1u)

    743 It's raining really hard now

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2017 11:30 AM (6Ll1u)

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