Election Night Replay Thread Three: THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS

Virginia too close to call.

Trump leading in Florida.

Trump close in Ohio.

Now comes the moment where you can see dreams shattering into millions of brightly colored shards.


At CNN, they're still counting the Florida vote.

Later, Wolf Blitzer will begin passionately arguing with John King telling him that he must be a retard who can't count because there's no way Hillary could have lost her lead.

Spoiler alert: There is a way.

At MSNBC, Steve Kornheiser leads the clip noting Donald Trump's strength in Northern Florida and rural areas in Virginia. Rachel Maddow immediately says, pretty much, who cares, they're different, they don't count.

Spoiler alert: They might wind up counting.

Then they go to James Carville, who Lawrence O'Donnell notes "looks worried."

CBSNews: At around 1:55:00, they talk about Florida and Virginia.

I couldn't find video of the NYT's election odds meter, but the third chart on this page tracks the meter throughout the night. Somewhere between 9 and 10, Hillary dropped from 80% to 50%, and Trump jumped up from 20% to 50%.

And then... it got worse.

PS, I can't keep my eyes on all of the feeds at once, so please, if you find a good chunk to watch, let us know in the comments which video and which time code to go to!

Update: Fox calls Ohio, North Carolina, and then Florida for Trump.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN DARK MIRACLES OF SATAN?!?!

Update: CNN Is Hot Garbage. Check out the difference between Wolf Blitzer's tone and attitude towards John King's projections when Hillary is ahead or behind.

At 0:7:45 or so here, he's very happy when John King tells him Hillary is ahead in Ohio. (For no-owwww...)

Then, at around 31:00, John King is showing Trump's lead in Florida, and Wolf Blitzer starts screaming "TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!" demanding King show him the Hillary-heavy counties which still have votes to count.

Posted by: Ace at 08:20 PM




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1 TRUMP!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 19, 2017 08:20 PM (0O7c5)

2 Trump better accept the results and concede early! Democracy!

Trump cheated! Hillary better not concede! Democracy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2017 08:21 PM (dnWSK)

3 Something tells me I'm into something good.

Posted by: Herman's Hermits at January 19, 2017 08:21 PM (iMxBJ)

4 This is when I thought a had to pee

Posted by: Hansen pissed off at January 19, 2017 08:21 PM (HGPlp)

5 Hey! where are the video clips! I paid good money for this blog. (Oh wait)

Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:22 PM (WO0/g)

6 10 It's happening! MAGA!!!

I'm warming up the pudding cups!
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM

Posted by: Dick Poulin at January 19, 2017 08:22 PM (sMt7r)

7 Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (dEQP3)

8 I mean, you're making me hit links!! Really?

Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (WO0/g)

9 Trumpocalypse!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (WGxp4)

10 h sweet mystery of life at last I've found you . . . .


I lurve you. hah

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

11 Ha! Moose and Squirrel did not see us...

Quick, Hack the Election Natasha!

Posted by: Boris Badanov at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (qf6WZ)

12 There is now a faint outline of a possible path by which TRUMP...

*sob*

...could secure the...

...the...

...the PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!

Dear God.

Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (8ZskC)

13 I kept looking at the New York Times widget in shock. I kept thinking I was dreaming.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (IgBFP)

14 Comrades we must add 1000 more votes to Michigan to assure victory for the Donald Trump!

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (dnWSK)

15 Welp, that's it! I'm drinking and drinking heavily.

This evening is better than any sporting event I have ever seen.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (xJxz7)

16 Any word on my boy Pat Toomey?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (PqqkK)

17 At around 10:50 of the second MSNBC video, Maddow asks the geek if he's seeing anything to indicate that the polling was "flat wrong."

Flop sweat.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)

18 I just mentioned in the last thread where Carville said he thought "we'd be doing better than we are right now". On MSNBC.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

19 I can't sleep. I wonder what is going on with the election, maybe I'll check out Drudge...

Posted by: DM at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (garNZ)

20 I think I'll pause my ABC feed. Seems 30 minutes ahead of the action. Also, from my willowed post:

On ABC News:
WI lead "shocking". "Scott Walker was against him!" "Unbelievable!"

The FEAR. It smells like copper. And nasty revenge hate-sex.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (S2VsH)

21 At 9ish, FL looked All right, PA did not look terrible. And John King looked ill

I thought Trump would win. I was shocked.

Posted by: PK at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (vjYtc)

22 I'm getting a feeling in my leg...it's not quite a tingle, though. It feels warm. Mr Trump! How did you get into the studio, and why are you pissing on my leg?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (iMxBJ)

23 message from the future, I am trying to keep actual time 8:30 eastern about now with the clock on youtube on fox although they skip commercials so I have to pause

Krauthammer and O'Really still think Trump doesn't have a path.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (ODxAs)

24 Little brother in Tampa is totes convinced Trump is going to win FL.

I don't know who to believe Rachel Madow or the guy who maintained for years that I was adopted and my parents were lying when they said they liked me best.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (vfC/C)

25 Excuse me, I'm going to run down to the corner for a pack of smokes.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, First Dude at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (Z56vq)

26 Just start the CNN piece.

I will say it again...Wolf Blitzer cannot read a map or do math.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (F0ZHr)

27 8 I mean, you're making me hit links!! Really?
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (WO0/g)


Too many YouTube embeds can really slow down the site.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (cAnNx)

28 All bow before my glory!

Posted by: The panhandle! at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (BO/km)

29 Those people who illustrated the Clinton Cash graphic novel would do very well if they found a great writer and teamed up to create a comic about election night using all the news coverage *cough Ace cough cough Ace*

This is priceless.

Posted by: Pepe at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (AKHzM)

30 I was thinking, does Trump have enough votes to beat the margin of fraud in the toss-up states? I sure hope no carloads of ballots start turning up. Unexpectedly

Posted by: GT 5.0 at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (JexWk)

31 The Mood is Somber, here inside the Javitz Center...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (tdv0F)

32 MSNBC: Carville worried about MI.
Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight." 0:03:30.


Posted by: Willy Wonka at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (8iiMU)

33 I see my first comment on the election night threads is dated 1:20 am.

We've got a ways to go before then.

Did I mention I was in Australia at the time?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (s5o+q)

34 Quote from CBS news: "There is no path for Donald Trump without Florida". Turns out to be false. He would have won anyway if he had lost Florida.

Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (WO0/g)

35 Holy crap. This thread was not in draft 5 minutes ago. Ace must do all of his composing offline, then cuts and pastes/

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aUkRm)

36
I predict Megyn Kelly won't last much longer at Fox.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ODxAs)

37
Are there still outstanding votes in Florida because they're all going to go for Hillary according to the experts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)

38 Trump is running away with the Popular Vote!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (PqqkK)

39 And then... it got worse

+++

And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her.' And he opened the door, and fled.

Then Jehu came forth to the servants of his lord; and one said unto him: 'Is all well? wherefore came this mad fellow to thee?' And he said unto them: 'Ye know the man and what his talk was.'

And they said: 'It is false; tell us now.' And he said: 'Thus and thus spoke he to me, saying: Thus saith the LORD: I have anointed thee king over Israel.'

Then they hastened, and took every man his garment, and put it under him on the top of the stairs, and blew the horn, saying: 'Jehu is king.'

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (U0lQa)

40 Can Ace add enough flaming skulls without bogging down the site like weirddave if trump pulls this off?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (dnWSK)

41 Holy crap. This thread was not in draft 5 minutes ago. Ace must do all of his composing offline, then cuts and pastes/
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aUkRm)


Well, he's an ewok.

They fight wars using logs and ropes.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (s5o+q)

42 Kornheiser keeps trying to squeeze out more Hillary votes in urban areas in Ohio, Virginia and Florida

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (yx0Ld)

43 Hey,

I want to re-live my election nights, too.

It's all I've got.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Barry Obystander at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Ndje9)

44 34 Quote from CBS news: "There is no path for Donald Trump without Florida". Turns out to be false. He would have won anyway if he had lost Florida.
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (WO0/g)


That's why CBS is the most trusted name in broadcasting.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (aUkRm)

45 37 Are there still outstanding votes in Florida because they're all going to go for Hillary according to the experts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)


Broward County has as many votes as it needs to have.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (iMxBJ)

46 This is where my nuts retracted.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

47 I just jumped to the second MSNBC video, and people are getting despondent in the Javits Center.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

48 I updated with fox's third video. This is when the Bad Times start, for liberals.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (8rNrN)

49 Hey Ace - this is a compilation of stuff from the /pol/ board on 4chan.

They've got a lot of funny memes, but they've also got media screenshots. Including the "odds" meter you asked about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM

Posted by: WhiteKnightleo at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (vWbx2)

50 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Original Jake at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (jrFgU)

51 Posted by: PK at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (vjYtc)
My husband said all along Trump was going to win. I didn't think so. He's the eternal optimist, me not so much.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (IgBFP)

52 I'm getting a feeling in my leg...it's not quite a tingle, though. It feels warm. Mr Trump! How did you get into the studio, and why are you pissing on my leg?
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2017

My pants are starting to get tight (and it would continue until this very day)

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (xJxz7)

53
Alabama goes Trump!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (ODxAs)

54 I knew he woul4d win at 11 am. I went to my blue precinct where 8 years before the line was down the street. No a blessed soul there. No one. Me and my son. Called hubby. He votes at the same time every 4 years. Usually he's number 345-355. He was 42. They weren't turning out for Hillary. Now, she still won the state, but if extrapolated across the country, there was no way without the Obama voters, he was going to win.

Also PA did something strange. It reported its urban numbers when it had them. They didn't delay and see how many more they needed. The only people left in PA come in were in the middle, ie Alabama PA. Once NC was called, and I knew it would come in for Trump from the trannie bathrooms to being overridden on the gay marriage thing, also I'd been there and nary a Hillary sign anywhere, it was over. 9:15 pm it was a given.



Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Igam1)

55 Thanks Wolf for letting us know that Trump is barely ahead in Florida and there is still hope for the Beast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)

56 Definitely click on Ace's link to the NYT widget. Scroll down a bit to see the graphs! Says it all.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (HiDrR)

57 When. Does blitzer freak out about flordia I need to see that

Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (thFyM)

58 The Scalp Weasel too my job!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8ZskC)

59 Trump needs to thank Paul Ryan for all of this.

Posted by: Rarl Kove at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8rNrN)

60 >>Holy crap. This thread was not in draft 5 minutes ago. Ace must do all of his composing offline, then cuts and pastes/


I don't know how he does it.

But.
It's totally NOT a Time Machine.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tdv0F)

61 whoo hoo,
went and got more booze so won't run out



bye, bye Barky

Posted by: Original Jake at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (jrFgU)

62 Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
I could watch that for hours.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (IgBFP)

63 >>>When. Does blitzer freak out about flordia I need to see that

I'll look ahead in the CNN feed and see if I can find it

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8rNrN)

64 Hillary could still pick up Wisconsin...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tdv0F)

65 @45

I live in Broward - this fucking district re-elected DWS in a fucking landslide after she got caught cheating.

She didn't just beat her Republican opponent - she flattened her Dem challenger too.

Posted by: WhiteKnight at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (vWbx2)

66 "As the time zones move from east to west." Williams is such a fucking genius!

And Madcow is hoping against hope McMuffin wins Utah.

And faithless electors!


Posted by: Willy Wonka at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8iiMU)

67 I'M NOT WORRIED!
I'M NOT WORRIED!
I'M NOT WORRIED!
I'M NOT WORRIED!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (qJhUV)

68
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Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (qUNWi)

69 *Monty Burns fingers*

Excellent!

Posted by: Putin at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (GX63o)

70 When Trump had FL, was still close in VA (!), and then started picking up unexpected wins, you could see the wheels coming off.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

71 56 Definitely click on Ace's link to the NYT widget. Scroll down a bit to see the graphs! Says it all.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (HiDrR)
That widget had it sewn up by 9 pm. Epic.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (Igam1)

72 Holy crap. This thread was not in draft 5 minutes ago. Ace must do all of his composing offline, then cuts and pastes/
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aUkRm)



That explains so much about the Adventures in Formatting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (dEQP3)

73 fart

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (qUNWi)

74 ABC Projects Missouri for Trump, NM for the witch

150 Trump
109 Clinton

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (PqqkK)

75 I remember being pretty sure the night would be bad. To a glimmer of hope. Then my wife who is normally not into politics at all said, I think he can win. The killer was PA. I mean after Florida was called, shit got real and the dickfaced MSM was glorious to watch. And I do mean glorious! Then came OH which was a major nail in Hilda's coffin. But like the wicked witch I wanted to know she was toast. But it took forever for PA to be called.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (FRQMa)

76 9:22 p.m.:

Nate Cohn commented on Twitter that "the early Wisconsin results — perhaps unrepresentative — are all great for Trump."

Cohn: "THAT'S when I started writing my Trump-wins piece."

At the Javits Center, Abby D. Phillip had been interviewing Clinton aides on camera for the Post's live webcast. One of them, Zerlina Maxwell, was scheduled for a 9:30 interview.

Phillip: "Maxwell was physically there at the live shot location. She was on her phone. She looked up and said, 'I can't do this.' That's when things were starting to look very, very iffy for them in a number of states. When they canceled that hit, I realized, this is pretty serious."

Phillip walked to the event hall to look for Clinton aides. There was no one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ZO497)

77 Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight."

Funny? Funny how?

Posted by: Real Americans at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

78 Cenk Uygar's tears intensify.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (kumBu)

79 Maybe this time my gut wasn't wrong !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (kOE06)

80 I would pay $20,000 to watch video of Hillary stumbling drunk and angry tomorrow. Bonus money for watching video of her election night when she figured out she lost.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (IgBFP)

81 Beet Juice does a Dana body good ... now if we can just detox the Beck out of her ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (UnVyH)

82 Trump needs to thank Paul Ryan for all of this.
Posted by: Rarl Kove at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8rNrN)



LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (8ZskC)

83 Anybody else notice that Trump's son, Barron, was not at the concert tonight. Couple of the grandkids were there though. Anyone heard anything about that?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (HiDrR)

84 I think the fact that Tucker Carlson's show is already blowing out Megyn's old program is something that will become a grim foreshadowing of Megyn's new career.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (4ErVI)

85 dang candy sock

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (8iiMU)

86 Funny? Funny how?
Posted by: Real Americans at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)


Funny like a real pissed off red-state clown.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (s5o+q)

87 >>That explains so much about the Adventures in Formatting.

That had occurred to me as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (/tuJf)

88 Doesn't it seem like they should be calling the states where trump is +3 with 95% in?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PqqkK)

89 These clips are a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Jane at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (Pc0bF)

90 I want the Turks.

Bring me the Young Turks.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (tdv0F)

91 Thanks Wolf for letting us know that Trump is barely ahead in Florida and there is still hope for the Beast

But not even remotely accurate. It was a 78K lead at the beginning of that piece and southeast FL was all 90% or more counted. King knew it was over. Over the course of the night, every time Hillary took an early lead, Wolf called it "impressive" -- including Texas. Idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (F0ZHr)

92 Whoa... Trump's margin in Iowa is a shocker. I knew he'd win the state, but by this much?

The Jill Stein-Junior Johnson vote continues to dog Hillary. Hey, sweetheart, it was a bad, bad thing to headslam the Berniebots.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (JBggj)

93 At the Javits Center, Abby D. Phillip had been interviewing Clinton aides on camera for the Post's live webcast. One of them, Zerlina Maxwell, was scheduled for a 9:30 interview.

Phillip: "Maxwell was physically there at the live shot location. She was on her phone. She looked up and said, 'I can't do this.' That's when things were starting to look very, very iffy for them in a number of states. When they canceled that hit, I realized, this is pretty serious."

Phillip walked to the event hall to look for Clinton aides. There was no one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ZO497)



Fucking childish cowards.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (dEQP3)

94 Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (Igam1)
That widget had me in shock.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (IgBFP)

95 Doesn't it seem like they should be calling the states where trump is +3 with 95% in?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PqqkK)


"Still 'Too Close To Call!'"

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (s5o+q)

96 "This (MI) is a state that hasn't gone Republican since 1988! But Trump is currently up by 3%. Still, LOTS of votes in Detroit to be counted!"

* hint hint, get ON MAKING THOSE BALLOTS DETROIT! wink wink*

"Yes-sir, sure are A LOT of votes in Detroit left to count!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (S2VsH)

97 I think around this time my facebook feed started to light up with wails of liberal friends. It didn't stop for weeks. I enjoyed it.

Posted by: DM at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (garNZ)

98 My husband said all along Trump was going to win. I didn't think so. He's the eternal optimist, me not so much.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (IgBFP)

Same in this house.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (Enq6K)

99 Don't get too excited, guys. The Dems have a few trunks full of Hillary votes in reserve just in case Trump actually pulls this off.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (kumBu)

100
*fap fap fap fap unghhhhh fap fap fap fap UNNGHHHH *


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ewrgV)

101 So I part one. The thing that struck me was that on the msnbc panel the stupidest people were Steve Schmidt and Nicole wallace. Which now makes me understand the Romney and McCain debacles.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ZuGkg)

102 Barack must be getting PISSED

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (PqqkK)

103 Glass Ceiling Status

[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)

104 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tdv0F)

105 Hillary's still crushing it in Texas, so don't fall for the dominant conservative mainstream media head-fake ...

Posted by: Nate Silver at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (mt8X9)

106 Thanks for this Ace! Loving this replay.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (thFyM)

107 Megyn Kelly is not a sweet young thing any more. Best thing she had going for her was her looks. Once those start to go, you better have lots of talent and brains if you're female.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, First Dude at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (Z56vq)

108 CNN still has Trump at three electoral votes, Hillary with 852.

Posted by: Barry Obystander at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (Ndje9)

109 Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight."

Funny? Funny how?
Posted by: Real Americans at January 19, 2017

Like how? Like do I amuse you?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (xJxz7)

110 I must admit, I've been watching these videos on YouTube ever since the election. It is LITERALLY better than pron...

Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (j80G/)

111 Never forget that teh Vag is always a contender in the home stretch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (8ZskC)

112 Trumpaggedon looms . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (JO9+V)

113 104 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet...
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tdv0F)

---

does that include strap-ons?

Posted by: The 'ettes at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (PqqkK)

114
The lizard head is back on MSNBC saying things are starting to look bad for the Democrats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (auHtY)

115 still so skeptical

too often the democrats just cheat

Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (PCkeH)

116 Dow futures down 500!! Eleventy!!1!!!1

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (48QDY)

117 Had gone to bed early convinced cankles had it, ready to wake up in SCOAMF's third term. Awoke to radio news giggling like a little girl. / off topic,today, talking to metro bus driver about new prez, new optimism, when a disembarking rider grumbled "fuck trump". 3 guesses which tribal identity group of diversititty she done rep'azenteted?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (DJUMj)

118 This is the point in the night where my heart actually started beating again.

Posted by: G me at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (7IxVX)

119 . But it took forever for PA to be called.Posted by: Minnfidel at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (FRQMa)


Because they knew that would do it. However, if you got onto the PA election page, they'd reported the urban areas and burbs, Trump was ahead but were waiting on the middle. The middle is deep red. It was a given by 915. They didn't call it because they're assholes, not because they didn't know. The lagged on calling Georgia, for God's sake.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (Igam1)

120 OMG! A white guy beat a black guy!

In Colorado!

And MSNBC says NOTHING!!!

(Bennet beat Glenn in the Senate race.)

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (s5o+q)

121 These videos can cure cancer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (4ErVI)

122 Mother Fucker!!

Not that clown fucker!

Get me fucking bottle now!

Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (/tuJf)

123 Ace -- when you mentioned this idea, a day or so ago, I thought it sounded sort of nice, but probably unworkable, and thought no more of it.

Now I think it's the best thing ever.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (iMxBJ)

124 103 Glass Ceiling Status

[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)


[X] Crock of Shit. FIFY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

125 Phillip walked to the event hall to look for Clinton aides. There was no one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM

Where's this from, MH?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (HiDrR)

126 on The MSNBC at 1:54 minutes the chance of loosing Florida becomes a actual thing. The Rachel Madow, discussion is great.

Posted by: Picric at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (s0VSd)

127 Nate Silver: Hilary in profound Trouble

Posted by: The 'ettes at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (PqqkK)

128 Rachel Maddow said it's looking like Trump is going to win.

Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

129 That widget had me in shock.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (IgBFP)



I kept yelping at it stop getting my hopes up you lying liary liar!

C'moooon Trump get to the dinner thingy at Union Station, I wanna see what Melania's wearing.


Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (dEQP3)

130 Right now, it's dawning on MSNBC that the Court is also gone.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (tdv0F)

131 I'm beating my dick like Ivan Drago punching up Apollo Creed.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (8rNrN)

132 CaliGirl & Tami -
Same here, too. Mrs. Eez thought I was letting my feelings cloud my judgement, or something along those lines.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (kOE06)

133
OH NOES!!! Brian Williams let us know that the Dow Jones Average is falling as Trump's chances look better!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (auHtY)

134 of MSNBC part 1

Posted by: Picric at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (s0VSd)

135 Sam, I left a reply for you in the last thread.

Gotta go now.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (xVuS6)

136 Anyone heard anything about that?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (HiDrR)

he wasn't at the wreath laying either
maybe he got a tummy ache or something

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (Om16U)

137 Going out of character for a moment, does anyone know if the Russia Today coverage is worth scanning through for hilarity? It's Ed Schultz, Larry Kindg and Jesse Ventura, which sounds like an absolute laugh riot, but it's also a 12 hour video so I'm not going to watch all of it just for a few chuckles.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (kumBu)

138 CNN: Trump now at five electoral votes, Hillary at 1295.

Rounding error probably.

Posted by: Barry Obystander at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (Ndje9)

139 I wanted Trump from the escalator ride, but I couldn't watch that night.
I put Casablanca on TV and was checking in here periodically. But husband was watching and kept coming in giving me updates. He finally came in and told me I needed to watch, that Trump was going to win. We clicked between Fox and Fox Business. It was amazing.

Posted by: Abby at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (HBU7W)

140 Ace, this was a great idea.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (1MUuC)

141 Hillary sends Huma out to the nearest Valu Rite after emptying a full case of vodka ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (mt8X9)

142 The Trumpnami is rising...



Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (9q7Dl)

143 128 Rachel Maddow said it's looking like Trump is going to win.

Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)


Close. A revolt against what the CONCEPT of modernity was. In, say 1913.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

144 Hey hey JJ is here.

JJ plays a big part in my election night memories.

He kept throwing out the FL returns and they were so goddamn close I said fuck it and went out for a walk. Walked a bit further for a six pack, got back, and everything had changed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

145 You're a woman why did you vote for Donald Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)

146 I thought we were going to win in 2012 so I basically stopped thinking I could predict politics.

The whole thing felt so surreal, like God had intervened.

I really did start believing the MSM that we were never going to see another Republican in the WH.

Posted by: xanax at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (hUwpd)

147 Don't get too excited, guys. The Dems have a few
trunks full of Hillary votes in reserve just in case Trump actually
pulls this off.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM


Always my biggest worry.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (HiDrR)

148
The really schadenboneriffic moment was when Podesta strolled out and told thousands of Frau Gruppencankles' supporters to go home, because she didn't respect them enough to speak to them herself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (LuZz8)

149
C'moooon Trump get to the dinner thingy at Union Station, I wanna see what Melania's wearing.


==

is that on teevee or YouTube?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (Om16U)

150 Just as a question out there, notice almost every early polling was for Hillary? She would get up a few ten thousand votes in the first counts.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (yx0Ld)

151 70 When Trump had FL, was still close in VA (!), and then started picking up unexpected wins, you could see the wheels coming off.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (oVJmc)


Close in VA? Hell, Trump was *ahead* in VA until way late. Then McAuliffe's felon votes finally came through.

That's what shocked me most about this election. That Trump almost took VA.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (aUkRm)

152 Chris Matthews flaming and flaming on MSNBC from 00:10:00 on for five minutes...

He DID say, "I hope there is a concession speech tonight by the loser."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (8iiMU)

153 If ace's dick dies, it dies.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (kumBu)

154 "Donald Trump is going to kill me with breast cancer"

Oh jeez.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (8ZskC)

155 Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight."


Oh, fuck you, Brian! This is just the hatey haters who hate hating!!!

Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (qJhUV)

156 >> Ace, this was a great idea.


So, you are saying he stole it?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (tdv0F)

157 Rachel Maddow said it's looking like Trump is going to win.



Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

Yes, the deplorable peasants are revolting!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (JO9+V)

158 2nd bottle of vodka status

[ ] full
[x] Drunk

Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (PqqkK)

159 Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (8rNrN)

Not as badass as the Marine that wanted to far with sandpaper re Maddog.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (48QDY)

160 Is this the point where I swing the election for Trump?

Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (Ndje9)

161 CNN Blitzer and King desperately trying to keep her in this.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (ewrgV)

162 Brian Williams - This just in Donald Trump has been awarded North Carolina.

Whoa!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)

163 At 7pm the main hatchway caved in...

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ismre)

164 far=fap

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (48QDY)

165 James Carville, Henry Waxman, Bob Filner, Rosa DeLauro, Janet Napolitano. Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (rH4JY)

166 36
I predict Megyn Kelly won't last much longer at Fox.
-------------
***snort*** yeah right, she's their rock star....never happen.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (JNDQi)

167 103 Glass Ceiling Status

[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)

_________________

Wait a minute.... Is that a Kelly Anne Conway shaped crack over there?

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (vfC/C)

168 Do.Not.Panic!

I have seen the crease in Trump's pants ... and he's no Obama ...

Posted by: David Brooks at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (mt8X9)

169 So much fun! Like a murderer returning to the scene of a crime on a Law and Order episode..

Posted by: Knaws at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (bOsVB)

170 Oh. My. God. Lou Dobbs just said that the Trumps arrived at Union Station and no one got a picture of it.

That's hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (dEQP3)

171 How 'bout now?

Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (Ndje9)

172 Broward County has as many votes as it needs to have.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (iMxBJ)

The fact that the Trump team had called out the fraud found in Broward county was one of the few things that gave me a tiny bit of hope. I don't know how much it contributed to the final total and eventual win, but it was something that had needed done for decades.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (sEDyY)

173 I firmly believed Trump was going to win the whole thing, as far back as August of 2015.

I had that belief challenged by reality exactly three times... once in March when the "delegates" suddenly looked oddly bleak, and second, very briefly around the Mish Vid when he was walking around like a beaten man for a few days. Very worrying.

Then for about 20 minutes on Election Night when Florida began to swing in The Hag's direction and the trolls started inundating the forum I was posting to with their Special Hag Laughter at "2012 all over again", I started to sweat yet again. Then around I think it was 9:30ish, something happened. The atmosphere around all the reports on all the channels changed. Like someone else said, the NY Times seemed to see it pretty early on. In certain sports, it's a momentum shift and it's palpable. I said it to wifey. I told her "something just happened, a shift, it's over, he's going to win".

Oh... then there was a fourth time when it took them two hours to call PA with Michigan out and I momentarily thought the fuckers were gonna somehow rig ALL the results. How I mock them.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (EdXI9)

174 At 7pm the main hatchway caved in...
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ismre)



Fucking Podesta was supposed to make us stew.

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (8ZskC)

175 That's what shocked me most about this election. That Trump almost took VA.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (aUkRm)

-------------

I actually thought he just might take Virginia. After Ed Gillespie coming so close in the last senatorial race.

But alas, my state did not fail to disappoint.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (sBOL1)

176 Hope status:

[] flaccid
[x] moderately tumescent

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (aUkRm)

177 Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (dEQP3)
I thought they were trolling us. I woke up at 3 or 4 AM to make sure we didn't have another Bush v Gore situation.
I can't wait to see what she's wearing either.
My husband agrees with me she's the best looking First Lady ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (IgBFP)

178 Yeah, this was a great idea ace.


I missed most of the early liberal tears, I was just playing Overwatch with Fox News on and trying not to pay too close attention to the impending dread. When it was after 9 and the race was still very much in play I started really watching.


It wasn't until after 11 that I realized it was time to change stations and revel in the meltdown.


Watching the onset is great, it's like Election Christmas all over again.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (gIjtC)

179 It really, really looks like Trump is going to win this thing, bigly. As I do not trust the libtards in any way, shape, or form, I wake up extremely early the next day, waiting to see what votes were "found" overnight for Hillary, 'cause that's how they roll.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (Ivjge)

180 157 Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (JO9+V)

Can't remember the exact quote let alone who said it, but it's something like, "when they (the Left) win, it's Democracy in action, but if they lose, it's crazy populism," something like that. But better. And cogent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

181
at 8:48 EST Fox still talking about FLA, nothing changing though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (ODxAs)

182 One of the best things keeping liberal hopes alive all night was them reassuring each other, "Don't worry about Trump leading, the sparsely-popular rural counties report all twelve of their ballots immediately and the huge Democratic cities trickle in millions of votes over hours. We're fine, we got this, ignore his momentary blip and prepare to laugh at him later tonight."

Posted by: Dan K. at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (UROJb)

183 "My dick put on a black cape and whispered 'i'm batman' ".
POETRY!

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (DJUMj)

184 ABC projects Trump wins Ohio.





Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (PqqkK)

185 Now?

Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (Ndje9)

186 What could make me happier than a depressed AN-drea Mitchell?

Do watch if you can. MSNBC video. 1:49:05

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (iMxBJ)

187 What? They didn't get a picture of Melania at the dinner???

How COULD they miss that?!??!!

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (vfC/C)

188 MSNBC reporter-idiot in Grand Rapids, MI: "Is there some kind of a message you're . . . (burble) . . . wanting to send to some establishment somwehere?"

Cute Michigan girl: "No, it's just to be fiscally responsible, it's taking care of America, it's ending corruption, it's draining the swamp."

MSNBC idiot: "And as a woman, I have to ask you a question, you voted for Donald Trump?"

Cute Michigan girl: (nut-punches MSNBC idiot)

(The last part probably didn't happen, but it should have)

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (s5o+q)

189 Looking at the comments for the MSNBC Video and one of them said that at the 1:01:15 moment, when thye finally call NC for Trump, Chris Matthews says under his breath, "Well, that's a bitch"

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (Z56vq)

190 I think this is where I called for someone among fellow members of the Horde to go find Milo and give him a thank-you beejer.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

191 Kristen Welker butthurt at the Javitz Center.

No report from Trump Celebration Nation.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (48QDY)

192 They's too much pud poundin' goin' on here!

Posted by: Zombie Ernest Hollings at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

193 So proud of my fellow Ohioans - I didn't get to the polls today because I voted early (Watashi wa Nihon ni imasuka, ne?). Still, even with Ohio, can Trump beat the margin of fraud?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (kumBu)

194 EV 268-242 Trump on MSNBC at 01:05:00...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (8iiMU)

195 I want the Turks.



Bring me the Young Turks.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (tdv0F)

Here's a short version - my sister and I still like to watch the longer version every now and then for laffs when we get bored. Never disappoints.
http://tinyurl.com/jltj6wp

Posted by: Joanne at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (t+/Ew)

196 Of course northern Florida matters! The panhandle area is strongly conservative, and sits in a different time zone from the rest of the state. If it's close when the polls close on the East Coast, Trump can win that state.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (0OG8D)

197 Fucking Podesta was supposed to make us stew.
==================

He calls the recipe "Team Spirit Stew".

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (JBggj)

198 The CNN YouTube feed stopped, have to go find a later one

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (yx0Ld)

199
Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)






Typical commie cocksucker. Never uses three words when 50 will do...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (LuZz8)

200 Starts cooing seductively

Posted by: Michigan at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NaN/b)

201 Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight."

The arrogance in that statement is fucking unbelievable.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Pd7Sl)

202
MSNBC is showing the Beast ahead of Trump 209 to 187. Yeeaaa!! She's winning!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)

203 What? They didn't get a picture of Melania at the dinner???

How COULD they miss that?!??!!
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (vfC/C)
-----------

I'll bet Daily Mail will have photos. They never miss a thing.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (sBOL1)

204 Did I mention Russia has the finest hookers in the world?

Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Ndje9)

205 Me leaving the country if she lost? That was just a joke.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (qJhUV)

206 Wait a minute.... Is that a Kelly Anne Conway shaped crack over there?
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (vfC/C)


No, no, we're definitely not doing 'phrasing' any more . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (s5o+q)

207 Election Thread Five:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=366741

CNN still holding out on calling the obvious NC and GA, because slime sucking toads.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

208 At 7pm the main hatchway caved in...
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ismre)
Fucking Podesta was supposed to make us stew.
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (8ZskC)


Oh yes, somebody needs to do a "Election Night at the Javitz Center" parody of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Alas, my poetry-fu is about equal to my good looks.

Where is Muldoon when we need him?

"At 9PM the OH results came in..."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)

209 reminds me of back in the day, the Phillies beat the Cubs 23-22 in a BASEBALL game. It was only on radio here in Philly. I had to listen to it. Later they did a TV rebroadcast of the game with Kalas/Ashburn re-doing the TV commentary.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PqqkK)

210 My biggest fear that night was that there was a big Trump vote that was overlooked in all the polling, but that he was still going to come up just short. Much closer than all the talking heads said it was, but still not enough.

I was almost pissed that there was this "oh shit" moment because I couldn't be crushed like that with false hope

Posted by: xanax at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (hUwpd)

211 The arrogance of the media did not suprise me.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (VtLx6)

212 Doris Kearns Goodwin

Eat me.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Pd7Sl)

213
Shit, Illinois went for Hillary. It's going to be an early night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (auHtY)

214 What? They didn't get a picture of Melania at the dinner???

How COULD they miss that?!??!!
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (vfC/C)


Lou was laughing. He was all there are probably hundreds of cameras and no one got it.

I'm sure there will be pictures but none of them entering.

Which leads me to believe that the Secret Service said oh FUCK THAT you are not walking through there because we have actionable intelligence that those DisruptJ20 idiots are over there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (dEQP3)

215 201 Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight."

The arrogance in that statement is fucking unbelievable.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Pd7Sl)



I'm sure he'd prefer it if we let our guns do the talking. Or better yet, sock puppets. What a pompous, arrogant, mentally defective clown. Unfortunately, his daughter's a hottie but meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)

216 Where is Muldoon when we need him?

"At 9PM the OH results came in..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)
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I have a good Muldoon quote for after the election is over. I thought this thread would be it. Hope I make it to the finish.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)

217 "At 9PM the OH results came in..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)


"Hill said 'fellas, we're out of Crown Royal"

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (s5o+q)

218 36
I predict Megyn Kelly won't last much longer at Fox.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ODxAs)

======================

Now that is one ignorant comment ...

Posted by: Greta Van Susteren at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (mt8X9)

219 Me leaving the country if she lost? That was just a joke.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (qJhUV)

220 454 Google now has trump only ahead by 4 EV, 201 to Hill's 197.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (KQndB)

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (aUkRm)

221 "Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (gIjtC)"

Do you main Mei? Mei seems like the Moron choice.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (kumBu)

222 And just to join the chorus:

Thanks for this, Ace ! Almost as good as the real thing !

#NotTiredOfWinningYet

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (kOE06)

223 The arrogance in that statement is fucking unbelievable.

Next thing you know, they'll be insisting on flying the airplane.

Posted by: The New Yorker, Tons of Cartoons That Won't Make You Laugh, But Might Cause A Small, Short Expulsion at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (8ZskC)

224 212 Doris Kearns Goodwin

Eat me.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Pd7Sl)


LBJ schtupped her. Feh!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

225 Election night 2012, we watched the returns and I was a blubbering mess.

Election night 2016, we decided not to watch and wake up to whatever happened. We spent the night watching movies and singing and dancing to music.

I woke up Wednesday morning to an answered prayer. It was amazing.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (+eR2D)

226 I've had a pretty good life, have done a lot of cool things, experienced a lot of awesome things. But election night 2016 has to be in the top 5 best nights of my life. I still can't believe that shit actually happened.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 08:48 PM (wD9H7)

227 obama douche on fox saying hillary will win FLA

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:48 PM (ODxAs)

228 "Hill said 'fellas, we're out of Crown Royal"
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (s5o+q)


See, that's what I'm talking about.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:48 PM (aUkRm)

229 As a lifelong Republican, it felt strange voting for the Democratic candidate. I am disappointed in some of the results so far, but Ms. Clinton's electoral total will easily defeat the extremists.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (ismre)

230 "Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PqqkK) "

Mike Schmidt with the game winning HR.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (kumBu)

231 I usually start the year with a three month stint on the wagon, but tomorrow I'm going to have three fingers of Maker's and hoist the flag for the first time in eight years at 9 AM Pacific. A little early for a stiff one, but I'm hoping it will enhance my hearing so I can pick up the sniffling and sobs of all my left-wing neighbors.

It will be glorious!

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (gNKbf)

232 Thanks ace. Re-living the Dream.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (48QDY)

233 'm beating my dick like Ivan Drago punching up Apollo Creed.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017

I treated mine like I caught it breaking into my car.

Very good idea, Ace. An annual thingy?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (xJxz7)

234 MSNBC, about 1:20: Key states of Florida, Pennsylvania, and Michigan are too close to call. Joy Reid, Chris Matthews, and Chris Hayes are discussing the possibility of what might happen if Trump wins.

1:23: Florida and Utah called for Trump.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (nvMvs)

235 Psycho violin sound effect:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfthzU3V4zo

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (s5o+q)

236 Unfortunately, his daughter's a hottie but meh.

How about a nice tossed salad?

Posted by: Wendy O. Williams at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Tyii7)

237 Hey Polli! Since you're here, did you check out the pussyhat thread on one of the main Ravelry boards? I'm afraid Ravelry may get infected with TDS. But maybe you're not on there much anymore.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (FQKBL)

238 Here's Snopes denying that Hillary was drunkenly throwing stuff at people and screaming at this point:
http://tinyurl.com/j5lndnf

"Unreliable sources", he claims. Uh huh. Surrrre.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (6FqZa)

239
That guy sitting in between Brian Williams and Chris Matthews is looking upset

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)

240 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (qJhUV)

241 Where there any signs of the Russians on election night?

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fodbC)

242 LBJ schtupped her. Feh!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017

He is rumored to have had an epic rig.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (xJxz7)

243 Glass Ceiling Status

[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)

_________________

Wait a minute.... Is that a Kelly Anne Conway shaped crack over there?

Posted by: Lily


Most people just want to be free of Democrat assholes who are trying to destroy this country, they don't care about the gender of the rescuer. So the glass ceiling is irrelevant in this case.

And this makes me wonder how many reverse glass ceilings are there? Are there any Pajamaboys who are professors of Women's Studies who can't get tenure who are far more qualified to spout feminist theory than their female colleagues who got tenure? That's the next great civil rights struggle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (rH4JY)

244 Posted by: xanax at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (hUwpd)


That's how I felt after 2012 too. I had used my very limited personal political capital assuring people I knew that if they just got out there and voted for Romney he would definitely win.

I just couldn't go through that again so I stayed away until evening. Which meant that I got here just in time to see things start to turn around. It was *wonderful*, although I still had a hard time believing it for a couple days.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (sEDyY)

245 Alexthechick,
I'm watching Kelly Anne Conway and I'm looking at the people coming in behind her. I spotted some beautiful fur coats and a lovely Yves St Laurent bag.
They didn't show a head to toe shot of Kelly Anne's dress so I can't comment on it. The color was nice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (IgBFP)

246 Hey Obama

Dat's a pretty girly stationary bike they moved out of the White House

Posted by: Original Jake at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (jrFgU)

247 The legend lives on from the Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (PqqkK)

248 And off in the distance, the first very quiet notes of the introduction to
"In The Hall of The Mountain King" are heard...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (H5rtT)

249 0:15:02

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (8ZskC)

250 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

"Populism" is anything that the majority agrees with that the Democrats don't.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (EdXI9)

251 What? They didn't get a picture of Melania at the dinner???



How COULD they miss that?!??!!

Posted by: Lily
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Video from the inaugural ball on TV now.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (HiDrR)

252 Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)

And his suit sucks, too.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (48QDY)

253 MSNBC was just interviewing a couple of pajama boys outside the White House.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

254 01:05:30 Nicole Wallace: "I have been hearing for the last hour that Republicans are giddy over about the prospect of controlling all three branches of power, which is what a lot of republicans, even Trump detractors think is within reach tonight. I've also heard from my Trump loving parents who said if you're lucky Trump won't deport you - I'm not so sure. <laughing>"

Bitch.
But, she is doable.
I am experiencing cognitive dissonance in my pants.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (8iiMU)

255 What's Hillary's lead in Mexico?

Posted by: Jorge Ramos at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (mt8X9)

256 The last time I was this disappointed in a woman's performance, I was on the set of Girls watching my daughter get a rimjob.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (0OG8D)

257 Trump is currently reliving the election too on FBN.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Enq6K)

258 So where's little Billy Wynn anyway?

That fuck still hasn't apologized.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (V3IFq)

259 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (IgBFP)

Can you give me a link?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (EnKk6)

260 I wonder what the technical difference between "too close to call" and "we don't wanna call" is?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (s5o+q)

261 Melania looks incredible. FBN has shots from Union Station

Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Rsi2C)

262 Here's a bunch of ugly assholes getting free pepper to go with their crow: http://tinyurl.com/hjs4dqc

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

263 As a life long Republican I still don't see a way Trump can win.

This is deeply distressing as Hilary was such a flawed candidate anyone else could have beaten her.

Even Jeb, who, as a life long Republican would have supported.

Posted by: Bill Wynning at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (nDcc3)

264
A shot of the Clinton HQ shows some worried faces and one girl who is wearing Ringo Starr's nose

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

265 Should I answer this email from Russia?

Posted by: John Podesta at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (a9uJ+)

266 CNN videos keep stopping, trying to get up to were at least I followed it live that night here and LegalInsurrection

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (yx0Ld)

267 The market is gonna crash.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (48QDY)

268 Trump now up over 50,000 up in PA.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

269 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)
Didn't she also plagiarize something also?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (IgBFP)

270 LBJ schtupped her. Feh!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017

He is rumored to have had an epic rig.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque


According to him, at least.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (rH4JY)

271 Nov 7: Polls show Hillary will win 52 states. The polls are scientific and must be correct.

Nov 8: Trump wins

Nov 9: Polls show Trump's approval rating is at 5%....but it's a scientific poll and stuff!! Why do you deplorables hate science?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (wD9H7)

272 Should I answer this email from Russia?

Nah, skip to the ones from Nigeria.

Posted by: Wendy O. Williams at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (Tyii7)

273 BUY GOLD!

Posted by: William DeVayne at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (tdv0F)

274 Why did Trump take so long to appoint the sec of ag?

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (a9uJ+)

275 260 I wonder what the technical difference between "too close to call" and "we don't wanna call" is?
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (s5o+q)

___

If the "D" or "R" is about to be called the winner.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (wD9H7)

276 209
reminds me of back in the day, the Phillies beat the Cubs 23-22 in a
BASEBALL game. It was only on radio here in Philly. I had to listen to
it. Later they did a TV rebroadcast of the game with Kalas/Ashburn
re-doing the TV commentary.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PqqkK)

I SAW that game on WGN. I got out of school, the Cubs were losing by like 8 runs, 9-1 or something. When I got home, it was closer. They came back to tie it, and then lost in the 10th. (Dang Mike Schmidt, if I recall!)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (8iiMU)

277 Should I answer this email from Russia?
Posted by: John Podesta at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (a9uJ+)

Check with the IT guy.

Posted by: 8-Ball at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (48QDY)

278 Andrea Mitchell: "She has to draw a Royal Straight on those remaining states."

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)

279 Hey, now Steve is mentioning Wisconsin.

Hello Wisconsin!

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (Z56vq)

280
9:00 eastern Trump 139 to Hillary 97 on fox..... lots of states still up for grabs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (ODxAs)

281 Why did Trump take so long to appoint the sec of ag?
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (a9uJ+)


Looking for someone who won't kiss the ethanol industry's ass?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (s5o+q)

282 The legend lives on from the Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (PqqkK)

283 Trump at the candlelight dinner saying "The other side is going crazy. Craaaazy"

Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (Rsi2C)

284 My Favorite replay: https://youtu.be/zT0Rjc6jKCg
and best use of Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King"
May the Trump Administration be successful.

Posted by: DoNotCallMeDeplorable at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (oIU3J)

285 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (EnKk6)
I'm watching Fox News Channel. Sorry, I wish I could.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (IgBFP)

286 Andrea Mitchell: "She has to draw a Royal Straight on those remaining states."
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)


Andie, pour me another Royal straight, wouldja darling?

Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (s5o+q)

287 in the CNN clip i added in an update, Wolf Blitzer is really dogged about where all the missing Hillary vote is. He won't let up. He's much less interested in where outstanding Trump vote might be.

This isn't just with florida -- it's with Virginia, Ohio, and other states too.

He never seems to ask, "Where can Trump make up ground in Nevada?" All his vote-grubbing is on behalf of his gal hillary.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (8rNrN)

288 Trump doing his stand up, boring.

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (a9uJ+)

289
Ha, Chris Wallace just said its a possibility Trump could be POTUS and the rest of the panel laughed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (ODxAs)

290 Trump up 85,000 in WI at 1:16 am on MSNBC. Trump is up 244-215.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

291 274 Why did Trump take so long to appoint the sec of ag?
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (a9uJ+)


They took DNA samples from my cloaca. Let's just say that there were a lot of matches.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (iMxBJ)

292
Inauguration Deploraball?

(I didn't make it up.)

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (FYu5j)

293 The Trump / CIA feud is bad for Trump and bad for America, says a CIA shill:
http://tinyurl.com/z82ofkx

In other news, a Dairy Queen employee busted for smoking weed in the pantry argued how can Dairy Queen continue to make, like, tasty sandwiches if they, like... lose employees and... stuff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (6FqZa)

294 As a born and raised Midwesterner I can tell you a lot of working whites view republicans as the party of outsourcing.

Unless that reality and perception can be changed and those who have been reluctantly voting Democrat or staying home can be brought home to the gop for the first time since Reagan.... Its an unsure path to any future potus election wins.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (G7wcY)

295
Deploraball.

Get it?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (FYu5j)

296 Trump doing his stand up, boring.
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (a9uJ+)


You're supposed to end that with: Sad!

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)

297 The local online newspaper for Berkeley just published a list of "protest activities" that people can join in on to oppose Trump's inauguration, and "recapture the red states" in upcoming elections. Most of the scheduled protests were the usual cringe-worthy balderdash:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/01/19/berkeley-prepares-resist-trump-agenda-protest-inauguration/

I was inspired by the list to post this comment:

---

You want to know how NOT to recapture red states in 2018?

Here's the tried-and-true recipe for progressive failure:

-- Knit "pussy hats."
-- Make signs that contain the word "Uterus."
-- Do pretentious rituals imitating South American banana republics.
-- Do anything inside a theater that only puts on leftist plays.
-- Rehash 1968 for the ten zillionth time.

Can't you realize that Berkeley and all its antics and all it stands for have become national laughingstocks? That Berkeley-spearheaded communist agitprop is the very reason why Trump won in the first place? The America is sick of being lectured by know-nothing hippies and abrasive Social Justice Warriors and washed-up radicals? That "Trumpism" is the backlash against the Berkeleyization of the culture?

So be my guest: Beclown yourselves with your foolish and futile virtue-signalling games. Not only does none of it work, it BACKFIRES spectacularly, as evidenced by the 2016 election. Dance in your pussy hats, dance! The rest of the country needs something to laugh at as we get down to the business of undoing Obama's eight years of social corrosion.


Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (jBuUi)

298 skip to the ones from Nigeria.
Posted by: Wendy O. Williams at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM

Don't bring me into this, I got nothing to do with Nigeria

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (yx0Ld)

299 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (EnKk6)
Search her name, CNN and mediaite have different video.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (IgBFP)

300 Have people stopped wearing studs with their tux shirts.

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (a9uJ+)

301 103 Glass Ceiling Status

[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)

===================

America a Misogynist Nation

[X] Still
[ ] No Longer

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (mt8X9)

302 it was sometime around now, maybe a bit earlier, that i first checked in at the HQ...

i'd been avoiding the news because the FAB.

i'd also been moderating my drinking, somewhat.

after checking in, i hit the bottle a tad harder... and poasting.

then i turned on the TV.

by 1130 PM, PST, i was literally mooning the MFM in the den, shouting "Hows my ass taste, bitches?"

Resident 3vil had to stop me from going out in the backyard and bellowing, in my best OUTSIDE Army voice "President Trump, bitches!"

and the moaning and groaning from the dive bar across the street as the Millennials, and other shitbirds, who had gathered there to celebrate, got both barrels of 00 reality were music to my ears.

she still wouldn't let me yell at them though.

bitch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (oV11d)

303 The legend lives on from the Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early

That shit was the pride of the Liberal side
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liars go, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned
Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (PqqkK)

304 Should I answer this email from Russia?
Posted by: John Podesta


Of course my friendly American friend! And your money will arrive shortly!

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (NaN/b)

305 now hillary needs a rust belt miracle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (WGxp4)

306 Some woman is talking about an increase in hate crimes against Muslims and Hispanics since Trump announced his candidacy.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

307 Hillary met with the election commish' of Broward County, and then they were caught filling out extra ballots against the rules, and they kicked out a person that observed them. They still need to go to jail for that ... and get a reduced sentence if they rat out Witch Hilda.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (UnVyH)

308 [rpg] I'm doing tonight what I've been doing for Bush Bush McCain and Romney. Not watching the news. Expecting to get the shaft brainstorming ways to weaken the left.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (G7wcY)

309 This talk is YUGE and SPECIAL

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (a9uJ+)

310 Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (jBuUi)

___

Let them think the are still relevant. When your opponent is commiting suicide, don't get in their way.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (wD9H7)

311 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (PqqkK)

The title of the song is "The Wreck Of The Hillary Clinton".

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)

312 The third part of the MSNBC video just started.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

313 anything about Keith Olbermann being a twat?

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (b7fwp)

314 Now the dweebs at MSNBC are telling Trump what he needs to do if he wins. Be nicer and more inclusive.

HAH!

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (Z56vq)

315
uh oh...the guy on MSNBC with the real butch haircut is getting really pissed. About 1:15.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY)

316 "Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (8iiMU) "

Indeed, it was Schmidt with the game winner off of Bruce Sutter in the 10th.

The Phillies scored 7 in the first, the Cubs answered with 6, and then the Phillies topped that by scoring 8 in the 2nd. They had leads of 17-6 and 21-9, blew a 12 run lead, but still won.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (kumBu)

317 Trump himself says he can't get to 270.

It's over folks.

OVER!

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)

318 304 Should I answer this email from Russia?
Posted by: John Podesta

Of course my friendly American friend! And your money will arrive shortly!

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (NaN/b)


Please send $500000US via Western Union to cover all modalities, and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)

319 This is even better the second time around. I missed much of the wailing and rending of garments because I refused to turn on CNN and MSNBC, well, pretty much always.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (hJamr)

320 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (FQKBL)

No I didn't and Ravelry has been SJWish since 08, when they banned a conservative group I was in instead of standing against the trolls that were harassing us, so I'd be surprised if they *didn't* have such a group.

I'm not on there much, mostly use it to find patterns, but I check into the HQ and shop groups a couple of times a day to see if anyone is saying anything.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (sEDyY)

321 I'll tell you what I told my carwash when they had Cnn on in the waiting room. Life is too short to ever ever listen to wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (G7wcY)

322 At this time in the night I was sleeping. I was exhausted and decided I'd rather just wake up to the news. If Hillary won, as I expected, I'd spare myself the all-night agony. Except that I couldn't really sleep -- just in fits and starts until almost 1:00 am. I did have a dream, though: I was watching TV or checking Decision Desk or something, and they were announcing that Trump won. As I lay tossing, trying to fall back to sleep, I had the half-asleep thought that I must really be obsessed to be dreaming of what I literally thought was just a dream.

Then I finally gave up trying to sleep. I couldn't resist anymore, and i figured it was late enough that there might be some legitimate results. I loaded up the Decision Desk and my jaw practically fell off my face when I saw that they were projecting Trump to get more than 270 electoral votes. I clicked on another page on the site, and it announced at the top, "Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States." I couldn't take my eyes off it for a while. I still can't believe it when I think about that moment.

Posted by: CCC at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (ZTF1d)

323 MSNBC at 02:30:00: Sweet, sweet tears!

"All I want to do is go underground."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (8iiMU)

324 There isn't really one moment when MSNBC goes from elation to depression. It's a drawn out, subtle process. You have to track Maddow's smile as it gradually transitions to a maximal frowny face.

And Brian Williams is some sort of empty-suited sidekick.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (iMxBJ)

325
I think Wolf is starting to foam at the mouth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)

326
Fox talking about who will join hillary on stage later in the night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (ODxAs)

327 Resident 3vil had to stop me from going out in the backyard and bellowing, in my best OUTSIDE Army voice "President Trump, bitches!"

This is when I took my long walk back from the bar at Flatiron Mall to my house. I did the Bender Pimp Strut the whole way. Every now any again I would break out in loud guffawing. And "President Triz-Ump, Biyotch" may or may not have been uttered.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (6FqZa)

328 (Hillary is doing too good--I've got to stop her somehow!)

Attention, everybody; I've changed my mind again. I'm re-opening the e-mail investigation again for the third time!

I'm even taking a second look at the Marc Rich pardon again based on information received in our Moscow office. The FBI is working with the KGB to get to the bottom of this.

That is all.

Posted by: Jim Comey, Deep Cover Republican Operative at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (Ndje9)

329


*** Unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (DpOmP)

330 >>"All I want to do is go underground."


That Puerto Rican bitch in sensible shoes?

Her tears are delicious.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (tdv0F)

331 Alexthechick,
I'm watching Kelly Anne Conway and I'm looking at the people coming in behind her. I spotted some beautiful fur coats and a lovely Yves St Laurent bag.
They didn't show a head to toe shot of Kelly Anne's dress so I can't comment on it. The color was nice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (IgBFP)


Melania was wearing a stunning beaded gown. Form fitting. Nude color.

Or as Bander put it nude spangles.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (dEQP3)

332 Ha, the MSNBC racial guy just said that Trump did better with the Hispanic vote than Romney did.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

333 Hi, Polli! Good to see you!

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (0OG8D)

334 I didn't have the TV on. I didn't want to go through the whole Romney thing again. My son texted me. He said Ron Johnson was beating Feingold. That really surprised me. So I got on the computer and looked into the precincts and counties around me. The county I lived in was going red. Kenosha county does not go red. I told Rev - I think Trump is going to win Wisconsin. I knew if Wisconsin went Trump, it was over. Trump won Wisconsin. I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (bpfzP)

335 Inside the Trump Hotel when Donald Trump Won. Delicious.

https://youtu.be/OOlj3ep7YDE

Posted by: Eileen at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (te778)

336 As a lifelong Republican my concerned status is off of the charts.

Posted by: Bill Wynning at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (nDcc3)

337 You have to be amazed at all the names Trump can remember.


Very impressive

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (a9uJ+)

338 Ace,
It would be great if you put these posts in the sidebar under greatest hits. I'd really love to relive these videos over and over.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (IgBFP)

339 Unfortunately milo had to cancel his gig tonight as well due to weather.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (cAnNx)

340 Honesty is important.

But tomorrow, Mrs. Splunge and I will both wear red to work, and we will both lie like a Clinton if asked why.

That's life in California. Conform, Lie, or Die.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (iMxBJ)

341 "Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (gIjtC)"
Do you main Mei? Mei seems like the Moron choice.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (kumBu)

Nah, I can play the cancer, but I main D.Va.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (gIjtC)

342 262 Here's a bunch of ugly assholes getting free pepper to go with their crow: http://tinyurl.com/hjs4dqc
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)


schadenboner status:

[] not sprung
[x] sprung

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (aUkRm)

343
Wolf just wet himself as Hillary took the lead in Virginia. I think he voice cracked too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)

344
why won't these bastards call GA for Trump?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (ODxAs)

345 That shit was the pride of the Liberal side
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liarsgo, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned
Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?

The host on the networks made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the blue wall
And every man knew, as Putin did too
'Twas the witch of November come fallin'

The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the results of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was exit polls
In the face of a hurricane west wing

When suppertime came, the Huma came on deck
Saying, "Madame, it's too rough to lick ya."
At eleven PM, Florida caved in
Mathews said, "Hilary, will never be President of America."

The network wired in, Republicans were comin' in
And the Obama legacys was in peril
And later that night when her EVs went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (PqqkK)

346 Maddow is babbling about the "far right's dream" of maximizing the white vote. Why does she hate white people?

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

347 Continued from #333... Er, off, incestuo-voyeuristic sock. That, uh, kind of made "good to see you" sound creepy, didn't it?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (0OG8D)

348 Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (dEQP3)
It sounds beautiful, I'm going to search for it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (IgBFP)

349 289
Ha, Chris Wallace just said its a possibility Trump could be POTUS and the rest of the panel laughed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (ODxAs

LOL.

Posted by: Pepe at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (AKHzM)

350 My real hair, THAT was good.

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (a9uJ+)

351 Kelly Anne looking damn good in that red dress.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (nDcc3)

352 Trump up 1.2M in the national popular vote.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

353 Grady what's his name from COLOR OF MONEY

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (m40v5)

354
As a lifelong Republican my concerned status is off of the charts.
Posted by: Bill Wynning


At least you can go out a wynner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

355 Is this the point where Hillary starts screaming and throwing things at Mook and Podesta? I'd give anything to see that, if anyone captured it on their cellphone. "Moooooooooook!!!" *bitchslap*

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (rH4JY)

356 Kelly Ann, Miss NJ Blueberry Queen!


Really

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (a9uJ+)

357 Ohhhhhh Kelly Anne's gown is STUNNING.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (dEQP3)

358 Seasons

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (m40v5)

359 Spoiler alert pudding and scrote are in alignment!

Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (G7wcY)

360 Trump can't be President. Why, if he were elected, I'd bet that half of the world leaders at the Davos conference would bet he wouldn't last two years in the job.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (iMxBJ)

361 Maddow is babbling about the "far right's dream" of maximizing the white vote. Why does she hate white people?

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)



That's one weird dude

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

362 I really don't see how Mr. Trump won NC. Everyone I know - even lifelong Republicans - voted for Ms. Clinton.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (ismre)

363 344
why won't these bastards call GA for Trump?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (ODxAs

Soon.

Posted by: Homeland Security, hacking into GA voter database at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (AKHzM)

364 Thanks Ace for helping me feel the joy of election night. I especially liked the CBS coverage when their faces went from smiling elated journalists to snarky angry partisans.

Posted by: bossybarb at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (7czoZ)

365 This part where they're still holding out hope for FL, then PA, then WI, then MI has me rock hard.

Fuck I can't wait to the part where their hopes are crushed.

Wait for it . . .

Wait for it . . .

Wait . . .

For . . .

IT . . . !

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (hecJ2)

366 Miss NJ Blueberry Queen!

That's not funny.

Posted by: Violet Beauregarde at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

367 This is all a local news story...

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (DpOmP)

368 Gotta give credit to Carville. Total partisan, but he sees what's going on.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (iMxBJ)

369 I'm beating my dick like Ivan Drago punching up Apollo Creed.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (8rNrN)

Oh dear God LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (1MUuC)

370 I didn't have the TV on. I didn't want to go through
the whole Romney thing again. My son texted me. He said Ron Johnson was
beating Feingold. That really surprised me. So I got on the computer
and looked into the precincts and counties around me. The county I lived
in was going red. Kenosha county does not go red. I told Rev - I think
Trump is going to win Wisconsin. I knew if Wisconsin went Trump, it was
over. Trump won Wisconsin. I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (bpfzP)




When they called WI, I cheered because yes, that was the moment it was over. It was right around there that I turned over to MSNBC to watch them freakout. They hadn't called WI yet and were clinging to hope over increasingly unlikely scenarios for Hilary's victory.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (gIjtC)

371 Kelly Anne looking damn good in that red dress.


Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (nDcc3)
====================

She is a wonderment.


Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (bpfzP)

372 I watched the YouTube mash-up of Maddow Losing Her Smirk. It was lovely. She starts by stating that no-one ever never ever ever won all the swing states. Ain't gonna happen. Hillary is a lock.

Then they have a schmuck go over recent (reliable Democrat) polling state-by-state showing Hillary ahead by double digits and then immediately show CNN calling that state for Trump. This goes on for minute after glorious minute, until they show Hillary conceding and Maddow frowning in a freeze frame. Then it ends with laughter like the end of "Thriller"

I need to go watch that again.

Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (VndSC)

373 You have to be amazed at all the names Trump can remember.

Very impressive

Posted by: Craig


Modern inventions like the teleprompter have made rote memorization unnecessary.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (rH4JY)

374
Chris Matthews looks like they just cut him off at the bar

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (auHtY)

375 Oooohhh KellyAnne's dress!!

Very nice!

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (vfC/C)

376

DO YOU BELIEVE IN DARK MIRACLES OF SATAN?!?!


====
Wolf Blitzer just sacrificed a goat and a chicken.



He's chanting something...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (Sw5Va)

377 Trump called KellyAnne "baby." I like that

Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (Rsi2C)

378 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (PqqkK)

Very nice.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (aUkRm)

379 Carville: "There's a way that the Democrats can win the Presidency. But the dominos all have to fall."

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)

380 Oh, man, I can see how this will turn out.

Florida, and some rust-belt states, they'll all turn out for Hillary. Trump has no path to the electoral college win.

Polls prove people who answer polls are trolls.

Posted by: mindful webworker - deja va-vooming at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (5a8XA)

381 Somewhere between 9 and 10, Hillary dropped from 80% to 50%, and Trump jumped up from 20% to 50%.

Which is a bit of a ridiculous jump, far too excessive for their coverage to have justified. A saner, more professional press not in the pocket of the DNC would have started with them much closer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (39g3+)

382 MSNBC just showed Trump and Clinton headquarters.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

383 One thing stands out, reliving this: what is all this extended fuss about Arizona, on multiple channels? C'mon.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (iMxBJ)

384 Buzzsaw giving Muldoon a run for his money. Well done

One thing I see in this I turned on my Tablet and didn't call it a night till Pennsylvania was called around 2 am, Then I knew it was over. One thing that disappoint me was the reason I was sure Trump was going to win Pennsylvania was the Trump support I saw in the collar counties of Philadelphia and thought they all were going for Trump but was wrong they all went for Hillary.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (yx0Ld)

385 Trump called KellyAnne "baby." I like that

Posted by: L, Elle
==

Political Correctness is done. DONE!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (Sw5Va)

386 Just saw Melania's dress. Gorgeous!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (Enq6K)

387 Trump headquarters is buzzing. Clinton HQ, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

388 Alex the chick
I can't find photos online yet. I'm dying to see the dress.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (IgBFP)

389 Carville: "There's a way that the Democrats can win the Presidency. But the dominos all have to fall."


I just devoured that like a piece of pizza.

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (qUNWi)

390 your day will come '3'


oh yes, it will come...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (Sw5Va)

391
How can they call Ohio so early for Trump? Hillary was just there with Beyonce and Jay Z. CNN at about 1:44

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY)

392 The Electoral College is an outdated concept started by slave owning white men about a hundred years ago!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (qJhUV)

393 Say, is it possible that CNN was worse than MSNBC in its election night coverage?

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)

394 CaliGirl, try this link to it live:

https://youtu.be/OFWlhB9gpPQ

You may get a glimpse of her dress

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (sBOL1)

395
She is a wonderment.




Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (bpfzP)

Raised by a single mom and her first job? Picking blue berry in NJ and paid by the pound picked.

THAT is hard work!

Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (a9uJ+)

396 In honor of the recently deceased, I believe this is the part where Kurtwood Smith shows up an CNN HQ, shoots Wolf Blitzer in the knee, and says "bitches, leave!" Then he pulls the pin on a grenade, puts it on the table, and plays a VHS of John Podesta telling him that his services will no longer be necessary.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (kumBu)

397 This is fun!!

Posted by: Joe Meyer at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (bVnTD)

398 I'd sure like to take Kellyanne Conway out for a nice hamburger and a chocolate malt with two straws, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (0OG8D)

399 Actually I want to thank Ace for the hand wringing, worrying, possibly bad things I might have done had I watched this in real time didn't happen.
Amost like the ghost of Christmas past

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (yx0Ld)

400 Everybody is feeling good with tomorrow coming up fast because you're all on fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (4ErVI)

401 The 3 is back, Mortimer. It's waiting...watching....

*jiiiiiii*

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (kumBu)

402
This is about the time I started thinking Trump may just win this, mainly because they couldn't call big states for hillary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (ODxAs)

403 14:53

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (qUNWi)

404 >>>377 Trump called KellyAnne "baby." I like that
Posted by: L, Elle

me too

Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (QmEKL)

405 Raised by a single mom and her first job? Picking blue berry in NJ and paid by the pound picked.
THAT is hard work!
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (a9uJ+)
*****
Really? I did not know that. It makes me admire her even more than I already do

Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (Rsi2C)

406 Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (bpfzP)

Whomever did her up did a HELLUVA job, I've always thought Kelly Anne was a bit plain but holy hell she looked smoking.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 19, 2017 09:16 PM (nDcc3)

407 At around 10:30 pm the real fireworks went off in the Green Room at the Javits Center, singing off the eyebrows of all the Mooks and Flukes in Hillary's gathered Inner Circle

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2017 09:16 PM (bQxkN)

408 Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (0OG8D)

Lol, no problem since I checked the hash. No idea how I used to get by before I knew about the F3 button.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 09:16 PM (sEDyY)

409 Oh fuck me!!! I'm dying. I forgot how fun this night was.

These parts where they're scrounging around the swing states, "There's still more votes in X County to count; votes for Hillary."

NO, NO THERE IS NOT!!!

BWAAAA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (hecJ2)

410 Gawwwwww, I hate hate hate local news, If we at the kim hause ever watch local news it is the fox affiliate. Tonight we had NBC on for some reason, they put on the kneepads for the jef at least three times. Trump was mentioned only in passing and in a bad light four times. AND THEY WONDER WHY THERE IS NO RESPECT FOR THE MEDIA....GAWWW.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (hMqvx)

411 I'm beating my dick like Ivan Drago punching up Apollo Creed.

I must break you.

Posted by: The Stranger at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (LTHVh)

412 broseidon, hah, that scene was awesome.

Although I remember it as a laserdisc.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

413
uh oh they just called North Carolina for Trump. I think Wolf has lost the power of speech right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)

414 That Maddow guy seems really depressed now.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)

415 I want big yellow hair.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)

416 The legend lives on from Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early

That shit was the pride of the Liberal side
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liarsgo, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned
Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?

The host on the networks made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the blue wall
And every man knew, as Putin did too
'Twas the witch of November come fallin'

The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the results of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was exit polls
In the face of a hurricane west wing

When suppertime came, the Huma came on deck
Saying, "Madame, it's too rough to lick ya."
At eleven PM, Florida caved in
Mathews said, "Hilary, will never be President of America."

The network wired in, Republicans were comin' in
And the Obama legacys was in peril
And later that night when her EVs went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Hillary Clinton

Does anyone know where the spawn of Hell goes
When the voters turn the minutes to hours?
The analysts all say they'd have made Potomac Bay
If they'd put fifty thousand more votes behind her

They might have split Maine or they might have Ohio
They may have broke through and took Florida
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the libs and the tards and the losers

Alabama rolls, Wisconsin sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young ladies clam
The plains and south are for republicans

And farther below, Big Texas
Takes in what Californians escape her
And the winnings go as the morons all know
With the votes of November remembered

In a musty old hall in Brooklyn they prayed
In the Javitz center Cathedral
The church bell chimed 'til it rang 306 times
For each nail in the Hillary Clinton

The legend lives on from Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (PqqkK)

417 278 Andrea Mitchell: "She has to draw a Royal Straight on those remaining states."

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)

======================

LOL. What a homophobe ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (mt8X9)

418 GTMA, concrete girl

Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (Rsi2C)

419 Rocky will avenge Apollo.


Don't axe me how I know.

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (qUNWi)

420
Oh goodie, Hillary can still win Wisconsin and Michigan according to an aid who emailed CNN that she can still win those states

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (auHtY)

421 Watching quite a bit of CNN and all of MSNBC ftill 10pm there might be no difference, both wanted Hillary to win.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (yx0Ld)

422 The MSNBC guy with the maps is pointing out how Trump is leading the popular vote now, but most of California is not yet in, and she can easily swamp his lead with CA.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

423 Media Election Coverage throughout history

1980: "He's a nuclear cowboy!"
1984: "Trickle-down doesn't work!"
1994: "The voters threw a tantrum!"
2000: "Selected, not elected!"
2010: "Tea-baggers!"
2016: *sob* *waaaaahhh* *sniffle* *sob* *tantrum* *more uncontrollable sobbing* *Kubler Ross*

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (Ndje9)

424 Ok, so Trump finally won FL, but it's 11:30 and GA still hasn't been called for him? Maybe enough traditional Republicans were out off by him and will throw Hillary a few unexpected states?


I got CNN on right now.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (gIjtC)

425 PODESTA!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS PODESTA!!! GET HIM IN HERE!!! NOW!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)

426 >>"She has to draw a Royal Straight on those remaining states."


Was she flushed when she said that?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (tdv0F)

427 I think a thing for me that said Trump most likely has this in the bag is from an unusual source:

Michael Moore

Yep, Rotund Mikey

There's a video of him doing some reading a theater and he goes on and on about how Trump is gonna win there's nothing you can do about it and the looks on the faces of the hardcore libs in the crowd you could tell they BELIEVED it.

That was an amazing thing. I used to joke about Moore being out of touch, but he wasn't here. He talked about all the people he knew back in Michigan and they were all voting for Trump. He knew why too. Mentioned crappy Obamacare.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)

428 liberal/media heads exploding is the beginnings of massive schadenboners.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (hMqvx)

429 Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (sBOL1)
Thank you!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (IgBFP)

430 I hope that by doing this ace hasn't plunged us into an alternate timeline in which Hillary wins.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (rH4JY)

431 I have already started packing my suitcase for when the order to report to the train station for relocation to the East is announced on Friday night.

Posted by: liberal Democrat Jewish Person at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (b7fwp)

432 295
Deploraball.

Get it?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (FYu5j)

========================

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP HAS BALLS!!!

Posted by: Ben Roe...Roth...Whateverburger at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (mt8X9)

433 Wait till the California popular vote comes in

Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (ROIz5)

434 Mrs M. says Kellyanne looked like "Pretty Woman".


What the hell ever that means.



Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Sw5Va)

435 That protester interviewed on Tucker's show looked like an 11 year old boy.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)

436 The women on FOX now is bat shit crazy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (SjImc)

437 Matthew Dowd trying to deal. Failing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (S2VsH)

438 Rachel Madcow, was one of my favorites !!! Hahahahaha. She was dumbstruck

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (dULJN)

439 398 I'd sure like to take Kellyanne Conway out for a nice hamburger and a chocolate malt with two straws, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (0OG8D)

----

yeah, you want to drink her milkshake

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (PqqkK)

440 Aida Rodriguez couldn't get $5 for a BJ.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (tdv0F)

441 CaliGirl, it was too late for you I think - sorry. But are you watching now? Did you see that little snot-nosed kid that started the fire in front of the the National Press Club "because I felt like it, and screw the president?"

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (sBOL1)

442 Role models and stabilty!

Mad Cow!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (4bjXi)

443 That protester interviewed on Tucker's show looked like an 11 year old boy.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)

He was

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (SjImc)

444 Oh man, there's this little asshole kid bragging about starting a fire saying "Screw our President." He looks like he's 12.
On Tucker

Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Rsi2C)

445 "Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (rH4JY) "

I may have to fix this with some D-Mails.

El Psy Congroo!

Posted by: Hououin Kyouma (Okarin) at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (kumBu)

446 443 That protester interviewed on Tucker's show looked like an 11 year old boy.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)

He was
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (SjImc)


Oh. So the woman who looked like she was mentally ill, was?

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)

447 Maybe the morning threads will have shots of tonights events.
Good night horde, sleep tight.
The Barak administration is in its final hours

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (yx0Ld)

448 Oh man, there's this little asshole kid bragging about starting a fire saying "Screw our President." He looks like he's 12.
On Tucker
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Rsi2C)

I am sure his parents are proud...actually I am sure they are. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (SjImc)

449 I would hit Kellyanne like a gentleman.

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (qUNWi)

450 The Dowager Empress cancelling the fireworks in NYC the day before the election... They knew...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (kP16F)

451
Karl Rove on fox news time 9.33 est says Trump just not getting the votes he needs to win OH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (ODxAs)

452 Rachel Madcow, was one of my favorites !!! Hahahahaha. She was dumbstruck


Nothing beats the crushing of the Young Turk's souls. I was beating my dick with all the blind mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (LTHVh)

453 Oh. So the woman who looked like she was mentally ill, was?
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)

No before her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (SjImc)

454 ace, this is genius.

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (QCc6B)

455 Remember all the violent protest when the JEF was inaugurated in 2009 and 2013???

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (JNDQi)

456
Chris Matthews and the butch guy next to him are starting to lose it. I think the butch guy has a deeper voice than Matthews

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (auHtY)

457 >>I would hit Kellyanne like a gentleman.


I'd let her hit me, if nobody tells my liberal friends.

Posted by: Marc Ford at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (tdv0F)

458 427 I think a thing for me that said Trump most likely has this in the bag is from an unusual source:

Michael Moore

Yep, Rotund Mikey

There's a video of him doing some reading a theater and he goes on and on about how Trump is gonna win there's nothing you can do about it and the looks on the faces of the hardcore libs in the crowd you could tell they BELIEVED it.

That was an amazing thing. I used to joke about Moore being out of touch, but he wasn't here. He talked about all the people he knew back in Michigan and they were all voting for Trump. He knew why too. Mentioned crappy Obamacare.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)

____

I saw that as well and thought, hmmmm, Moore is a leftist dick, but he knows what's up in Michigan among the Deplorables.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (wD9H7)

459 pollster on msnbc "what we got right was the shape and contour of this election, not the margins."

oh ok

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (WGxp4)

460 "Nothing beats the crushing of the Young Turk's souls. I was beating my dick with all the blind mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (LTHVh) "

Oh yes, the sweet tears of Ana Nosejob and Chunk Yogurt....

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (kumBu)

461 Part of the reason I think he won, is that he was strong in places (WI, MI, IA) where the dems just thought they'd win. Therefore, they didn't put in the cheating protocols. Then, too late.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (xJxz7)

462 Yeah, Kellyanne wasn't just "Miss Blueberry." She was also the world's champion blueberry packer.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (H5rtT)

463 #427: I think this is the video you're talking about, Dack...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKeYbEOSqYc

Moore may not know much, but he knows Michigan.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (0OG8D)

464 Chunk Yogurt

Ugh, I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (6FqZa)

465 I just copied that picture of the Golden Pheasant that has Trumps hair and tested it to all of my former fiends who are leftists with the caption of Happy New Year.

Posted by: Pepe at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (AKHzM)

466 nooooooooodddddd!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (qUNWi)

467 That was an amazing thing. I used to joke about Moore being out of touch, but he wasn't here. He talked about all the people he knew back in Michigan and they were all voting for Trump. He knew why too. Mentioned crappy Obamacare.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Makes me wonder, if one were to ask Moore if he thought Obama would never accept correction or criticism because he was a narcissist, would Moore agree now? And if so, how would he arrange things so that no liberal who wielded such power would have the same flaws? Conservatives don't have the same problem because we don't think everything (such as healthcare) should be dictated by government.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (rH4JY)

468 HUMAAAAAA!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (SuTX+)

469 I SAW that game on WGN. I got out of school, the Cubs were losing by like 8 runs, 9-1 or something. When I got home, it was closer. They came back to tie it, and then lost in the 10th. (Dang Mike Schmidt, if I recall!)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (8iiMU)

----

7-6 after 1 inning . Phillies' Pitcher homers in 1st
15-6 after 3 innings
17-9 after 4 innings
21-16 after 5 innings...then it settled down a bit
Cubs tied it at 22 with 3 runs in the bottom of the 8th
Schmidt 2-out homer off Sutter was the winner in the 10th

EPIC

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (PqqkK)

470 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean

====

I think it knows that I am talking about it.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (ewrgV)

471 I'm getting cautiously optimistic.

I'm a GA native so I know JoJa was always going Trump.

But, cmon PA!

Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (PCkeH)

472

Gotterdammerung.

Posted by: 13times at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (WHVu+)

473 462 Yeah, Kellyanne wasn't just "Miss Blueberry." She was also the world's champion blueberry packer.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (H5rtT)


Blueberries, eh? Sounds healthy. Do you think they would be healthy if packed into, say, my ham wallet?

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (iMxBJ)

474 Oh my God! Does this mean we're....CANCELLED!!!

Posted by: Tia Leone at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (qJhUV)

475 Nate Silver said Trump had a 28% chance to win and he was mocked all over the internet by "smart" liberals. If I were him I would have taken a full page ad in the NY Times with a FUCK YOU letter.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (wD9H7)

476
The lizard headed guy on MSNBC said it's looking bad in Wisconsin. He hopes to God it doesn't but it doesn't look good. Now the lizard head guy is speaking in some alien language

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)

477 #464: Perhaps Stank Yogurt would be a better nickname for him?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:27 PM (0OG8D)

478 Annnnd they're discussing Hillary's! path to 270.

Schwing!!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 09:27 PM (xJxz7)

479
Andrea Mitchell at Clinton HQ. People here are shell shocked. Lob a few more shells in there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:28 PM (auHtY)

480 Individual tastes vary - widely - but for some reason Kellyanne is, um, one of the most delicious strangers on TV I can recall in a long time. The age may be part of it (as you get older the older wymens have their own particular appeal), I'm sure the sleepy eyes have a lot to do with it. And of course the intelligence and the non-fascist mindset.


Damn.


What - mother of 4, happily married, etc.? - ah well ..... anyway, damn.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2017 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

481 Trump up 74,000 in PA, but still too close to call.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

482 #473: They're packed with antioxidants, Gwyn. Of course it'll be healthy!

Can I, uh, help you with insertion? I have experience with that kind of thing, you know...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 19, 2017 09:29 PM (0OG8D)

483 nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 09:29 PM (kOE06)

484 CNN just called VA for Tits. Wolf quivered.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 09:29 PM (xJxz7)

485 Oh yes, somebody needs to do a "Election Night at the Javitz Center" parody of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Alas, my poetry-fu is about equal to my good looks.

Where is Muldoon when we need him?

"At 9PM the OH results came in..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)

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GREAT IDEA. The muse came upon me and it just flowed like the honey from Ivanka's cooter

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (PqqkK)

486 "Clinton campaign has gone dark for over an hour now". Some reporterette on MSNBC.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

487 #480: I agree, Rhomboid! She's a real cutie.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (0OG8D)

488 Doris Kearns Goodwin is in pain on MSNBC and I am so happy. So freaking happy.

Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (PCkeH)

489 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (PqqkK)

I will never hear this song the same way///

Bravo.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2017 09:31 PM (kqtMD)

490 it's 1:00 a.m. and Alaska is still too close to call after JUST closing

Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:31 PM (PCkeH)

491 turncoat steve schmidt pretty bummed he can't continue the stab in the back of republicans and go work for hillary

Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:34 PM (PCkeH)

492 BWAHAHAHA! Just got to the Radditz cry!

"He told America not to believe us. That we're all liars. And... maybe.... maybe *sniff* that's what *sob* they did!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 09:36 PM (S2VsH)

493 459 pollster on msnbc "what we got right was the shape and contour of this election, not the margins."

oh ok

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (WGxp4)

=================

Looks like they were out-of-their-depth ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 09:36 PM (mt8X9)

494 I haven't been through the whole thread, but I can't be the only one who watched Augustus Gloop being interviews on Tucker Carlson's show...

He set a fire in the street because he hates Trump!

Little shit.

Posted by: voiceover at January 19, 2017 09:40 PM (pU2Sc)

495 CaliGirl, here's a couple of stills of Melania's gown

Because as your Compliance Pic provider, I provide

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822273144367026178

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2017 09:40 PM (Ya7zs)

496 "He told America not to believe us. That we're all liars. And... maybe.... maybe *sniff* that's what *sob* they did!"

Nah, baby. We already knew that. We just like the guy who was willing to say it, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2017 09:41 PM (39g3+)

497 Paul Krugman at the New York Times noted at the paper's election night live blog that the "markets are plunging." He then wrote: "If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 09:42 PM (ZO497)

498 pollster on msnbc "what we got right was the shape and contour of this election, not the margins."
-----------

Steiner will take care of the margins.

Posted by: Hitllery at January 19, 2017 09:44 PM (ZO497)

499 Yes, it was noted at 9:20.

No one else thought "Augustus Gloop"? Just me?

Posted by: voiceover at January 19, 2017 09:46 PM (pU2Sc)

500 The legend lives on from Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy


Bravo!

Posted by: Keith at January 19, 2017 09:46 PM (USf3s)

501 most election years, the big cities hold votes back to see if dems need extra...this time, lots of them came in early/on time, I wonder if the clinton team told em to report early so it would feel like an early blowout and felt the win was so certain, there was no need to hold back votes

Posted by: duncan at January 19, 2017 09:47 PM (XKLkE)

502 My husband just came downstairs to the den where I've cloistered myself watching movies and said, "It's happening." I told him to GTFO because I can't bear to get my hopes up. Evil demonrats will pull votes out of someone's ass, I know it.

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2017 10:03 PM (uaHyk)

503 To be fair to CNN, I don't recall Fox explaining what votes were not yet in that well. John King was pretty good.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 19, 2017 10:21 PM (9G/k0)

504 OMG the Wreck of the Hillary Clinton is pure genius! I can't stop laughing!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 19, 2017 10:24 PM (nQ10o)

505 fwiw, some of what the cnn, and msnbc peeps were saying didnt jive with reality on what was still out. For example in FL: with over 90 percent reporting, I checked the state board of election site. They were showing almost all of miami dade in, The msm was saying lots of vote still out there in Miami-dade and broward. that just wasnt correct. Sometimes I think maybe cnn lies to me

Posted by: duncan at January 19, 2017 10:25 PM (XKLkE)

506 How the hell does Chimp Uygur get to call himself a Young Turk. Young? He's 46. That's not old, old. But no way is that young, except if you're a tortoise.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 19, 2017 10:31 PM (5b+Sr)

507 Oh, apologies, I commented about Florida in the previous thread--I had my timing and memories askew.

So the 13 year old was starting to get pumped and I was afraid to. I was a tepid Trump supporter, I admit, but there was no way in hell I wanted Clinton winning.

I kept saying things like, "Well, now, it could go either way, this bar is not showing the electoral votes in real time, I think...."

"Stop being so negative, he's got this thing!" (That was the lad.) Then he started pointing out the NYT percentage dearie, and that it had been showing a pattern of numbers getting higher for Trump and lower for Clinton, and I was like, "Wha--?" Those numbers for him kept going higher and then it seemed like state after state went to him, and the pair of us were counting and crunching and doing our what ifs--"even if he loses this state he has this" kind of thing. We furiously counted the CA EC votes, knowing they'd go to the beast, still trying to figure if he could really, really pull this thing off.

And the the yelling started. Fists in the air and disbelief, paired with, I confess, a level of schadenfreude that only the face of Rachel Maddow can pull out of the most well behaving soul. OK, crowds of crying Clinton supporters, too. The first one I saw was the yellow-haired one flipping the bird at the giant TV screen, and then I realized, "Oh my god, they're **crying**" The Javits Center is packed with humanity but it's as quiet as a tomb.

Then, was it PA? Sorries again, I'm so bad at remembering which state was which moment, but then Blitzer said it, and I was sorta numb. Like I couldn't believe our nation's unbelievable good fortune, that we had really, did we really, could we have really, just dodged that massive, pantsuited bullet? "Oh my God, I think we did."

Posted by: Lisl at January 20, 2017 01:10 AM (OAB5z)

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