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Election Night Replay Thread Three: THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS
Virginia too close to call.
Trump leading in Florida. Trump close in Ohio. Now comes the moment where you can see dreams shattering into millions of brightly colored shards.At CNN, they're still counting the Florida vote. Later, Wolf Blitzer will begin passionately arguing with John King telling him that he must be a retard who can't count because there's no way Hillary could have lost her lead. Spoiler alert: There is a way. At MSNBC, Steve Kornheiser leads the clip noting Donald Trump's strength in Northern Florida and rural areas in Virginia. Rachel Maddow immediately says, pretty much, who cares, they're different, they don't count. Spoiler alert: They might wind up counting. Then they go to James Carville, who Lawrence O'Donnell notes "looks worried." CBSNews: At around 1:55:00, they talk about Florida and Virginia. I couldn't find video of the NYT's election odds meter, but the third chart on this page tracks the meter throughout the night. Somewhere between 9 and 10, Hillary dropped from 80% to 50%, and Trump jumped up from 20% to 50%. And then... it got worse. PS, I can't keep my eyes on all of the feeds at once, so please, if you find a good chunk to watch, let us know in the comments which video and which time code to go to! Update: Fox calls Ohio, North Carolina, and then Florida for Trump. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DARK MIRACLES OF SATAN?!?! Update: CNN Is Hot Garbage. Check out the difference between Wolf Blitzer's tone and attitude towards John King's projections when Hillary is ahead or behind. At 0:7:45 or so here, he's very happy when John King tells him Hillary is ahead in Ohio. (For no-owwww...) Then, at around 31:00, John King is showing Trump's lead in Florida, and Wolf Blitzer starts screaming "TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!" demanding King show him the Hillary-heavy counties which still have votes to count.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl... bye bye scoamf!!! at January 19, 2017 08:20 PM (0O7c5)
Trump cheated! Hillary better not concede! Democracy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2017 08:21 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Herman's Hermits at January 19, 2017 08:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Hansen pissed off at January 19, 2017 08:21 PM (HGPlp)
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:22 PM (WO0/g)
I'm warming up the pudding cups!
Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM
Posted by: Dick Poulin at January 19, 2017 08:22 PM (sMt7r)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (WO0/g)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Boris Badanov at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (qf6WZ)
*sob*
...could secure the...
...the...
...the PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!
Dear God.
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (dnWSK)
This evening is better than any sporting event I have ever seen.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:24 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (PqqkK)
Flop sweat.
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DM at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (garNZ)
On ABC News:
WI lead "shocking". "Scott Walker was against him!" "Unbelievable!"
The FEAR. It smells like copper. And nasty revenge hate-sex.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (S2VsH)
I thought Trump would win. I was shocked.
Posted by: PK at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (vjYtc)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (iMxBJ)
Krauthammer and O'Really still think Trump doesn't have a path.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:25 PM (ODxAs)
I don't know who to believe Rachel Madow or the guy who maintained for years that I was adopted and my parents were lying when they said they liked me best.
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, First Dude at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:23 PM (WO0/g)
Too many YouTube embeds can really slow down the site.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: The panhandle! at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (BO/km)
This is priceless.
Posted by: Pepe at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (AKHzM)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (JexWk)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (tdv0F)
Brian Williams: "The American people have a funny way of making sure they get heard and they are being heard tonight." 0:03:30.
Posted by: Willy Wonka at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (8iiMU)
We've got a ways to go before then.
Did I mention I was in Australia at the time?
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:26 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (WO0/g)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aUkRm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ODxAs)
Are there still outstanding votes in Florida because they're all going to go for Hillary according to the experts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (PqqkK)
+++
And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her.' And he opened the door, and fled.
Then Jehu came forth to the servants of his lord; and one said unto him: 'Is all well? wherefore came this mad fellow to thee?' And he said unto them: 'Ye know the man and what his talk was.'
And they said: 'It is false; tell us now.' And he said: 'Thus and thus spoke he to me, saying: Thus saith the LORD: I have anointed thee king over Israel.'
Then they hastened, and took every man his garment, and put it under him on the top of the stairs, and blew the horn, saying: 'Jehu is king.'
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aUkRm)
Well, he's an ewok.
They fight wars using logs and ropes.
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Barry Obystander at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: chris not rock at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (WO0/g)
That's why CBS is the most trusted name in broadcasting.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (aUkRm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)
Broward County has as many votes as it needs to have.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (8rNrN)
They've got a lot of funny memes, but they've also got media screenshots. Including the "odds" meter you asked about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM
Posted by: WhiteKnightleo at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (vWbx2)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (jrFgU)
My husband said all along Trump was going to win. I didn't think so. He's the eternal optimist, me not so much.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2017
My pants are starting to get tight (and it would continue until this very day)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (ODxAs)
Also PA did something strange. It reported its urban numbers when it had them. They didn't delay and see how many more they needed. The only people left in PA come in were in the middle, ie Alabama PA. Once NC was called, and I knew it would come in for Trump from the trannie bathrooms to being overridden on the gay marriage thing, also I'd been there and nary a Hillary sign anywhere, it was over. 9:15 pm it was a given.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Igam1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (thFyM)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Rarl Kove at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8rNrN)
I don't know how he does it.
But.
It's totally NOT a Time Machine.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tdv0F)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (jrFgU)
I could watch that for hours.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (IgBFP)
I'll look ahead in the CNN feed and see if I can find it
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tdv0F)
I live in Broward - this fucking district re-elected DWS in a fucking landslide after she got caught cheating.
She didn't just beat her Republican opponent - she flattened her Dem challenger too.
Posted by: WhiteKnight at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (vWbx2)
And Madcow is hoping against hope McMuffin wins Utah.
And faithless electors!
Posted by: Willy Wonka at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Putin at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (HiDrR)
That widget had it sewn up by 9 pm. Epic.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (Igam1)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aUkRm)
That explains so much about the Adventures in Formatting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (FRQMa)
Nate Cohn commented on Twitter that "the early Wisconsin results — perhaps unrepresentative — are all great for Trump."
Cohn: "THAT'S when I started writing my Trump-wins piece."
At the Javits Center, Abby D. Phillip had been interviewing Clinton aides on camera for the Post's live webcast. One of them, Zerlina Maxwell, was scheduled for a 9:30 interview.
Phillip: "Maxwell was physically there at the live shot location. She was on her phone. She looked up and said, 'I can't do this.' That's when things were starting to look very, very iffy for them in a number of states. When they canceled that hit, I realized, this is pretty serious."
Phillip walked to the event hall to look for Clinton aides. There was no one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ZO497)
Funny? Funny how?
Posted by: Real Americans at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (kOE06)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (UnVyH)
Posted by: Rarl Kove at January 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8rNrN)
LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Real Americans at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)
Funny like a real pissed off red-state clown.
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Jane at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (Pc0bF)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (tdv0F)
But not even remotely accurate. It was a 78K lead at the beginning of that piece and southeast FL was all 90% or more counted. King knew it was over. Over the course of the night, every time Hillary took an early lead, Wolf called it "impressive" -- including Texas. Idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (F0ZHr)
The Jill Stein-Junior Johnson vote continues to dog Hillary. Hey, sweetheart, it was a bad, bad thing to headslam the Berniebots.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (JBggj)
Phillip: "Maxwell was physically there at the live shot location. She was on her phone. She looked up and said, 'I can't do this.' That's when things were starting to look very, very iffy for them in a number of states. When they canceled that hit, I realized, this is pretty serious."
Phillip walked to the event hall to look for Clinton aides. There was no one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ZO497)
Fucking childish cowards.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (dEQP3)
That widget had me in shock.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PqqkK)
"Still 'Too Close To Call!'"
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (s5o+q)
* hint hint, get ON MAKING THOSE BALLOTS DETROIT! wink wink*
"Yes-sir, sure are A LOT of votes in Detroit left to count!"
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: DM at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (garNZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (IgBFP)
Same in this house.
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ewrgV)
Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tdv0F)
Posted by: Nate Silver at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (thFyM)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, First Dude at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Barry Obystander at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (Ndje9)
Funny? Funny how?
Posted by: Real Americans at January 19, 2017
Like how? Like do I amuse you?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (j80G/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tdv0F)
---
does that include strap-ons?
Posted by: The 'ettes at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (PqqkK)
The lizard head is back on MSNBC saying things are starting to look bad for the Democrats
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (PCkeH)
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (DJUMj)
Posted by: G me at January 19, 2017 08:36 PM (7IxVX)
Because they knew that would do it. However, if you got onto the PA election page, they'd reported the urban areas and burbs, Trump was ahead but were waiting on the middle. The middle is deep red. It was a given by 915. They didn't call it because they're assholes, not because they didn't know. The lagged on calling Georgia, for God's sake.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (Igam1)
In Colorado!
And MSNBC says NOTHING!!!
(Bennet beat Glenn in the Senate race.)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Now I think it's the best thing ever.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (iMxBJ)
[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
[X] Crock of Shit. FIFY.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:31 PM
Where's this from, MH?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Picric at January 19, 2017 08:37 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: The 'ettes at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (PqqkK)
Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (IgBFP)
I kept yelping at it stop getting my hopes up you lying liary liar!
C'moooon Trump get to the dinner thingy at Union Station, I wanna see what Melania's wearing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (tdv0F)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (8rNrN)
Same here, too. Mrs. Eez thought I was letting my feelings cloud my judgement, or something along those lines.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (kOE06)
OH NOES!!! Brian Williams let us know that the Dow Jones Average is falling as Trump's chances look better!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Picric at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:32 PM (HiDrR)
he wasn't at the wreath laying either
maybe he got a tummy ache or something
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Barry Obystander at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (Ndje9)
I put Casablanca on TV and was checking in here periodically. But husband was watching and kept coming in giving me updates. He finally came in and told me I needed to watch, that Trump was going to win. We clicked between Fox and Fox Business. It was amazing.
Posted by: Abby at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (1MUuC)
Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (9q7Dl)
Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Close. A revolt against what the CONCEPT of modernity was. In, say 1913.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
JJ plays a big part in my election night memories.
He kept throwing out the FL returns and they were so goddamn close I said fuck it and went out for a walk. Walked a bit further for a six pack, got back, and everything had changed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)
The whole thing felt so surreal, like God had intervened.
I really did start believing the MSM that we were never going to see another Republican in the WH.
Posted by: xanax at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (hUwpd)
trunks full of Hillary votes in reserve just in case Trump actually
pulls this off.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:34 PM
Always my biggest worry.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (HiDrR)
The really schadenboneriffic moment was when Podesta strolled out and told thousands of Frau Gruppencankles' supporters to go home, because she didn't respect them enough to speak to them herself.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (LuZz8)
C'moooon Trump get to the dinner thingy at Union Station, I wanna see what Melania's wearing.
==
is that on teevee or YouTube?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:39 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:30 PM (oVJmc)
Close in VA? Hell, Trump was *ahead* in VA until way late. Then McAuliffe's felon votes finally came through.
That's what shocked me most about this election. That Trump almost took VA.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (aUkRm)
He DID say, "I hope there is a concession speech tonight by the loser."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (8ZskC)
Oh, fuck you, Brian! This is just the hatey haters who hate hating!!!
Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (tdv0F)
Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Yes, the deplorable peasants are revolting!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (PqqkK)
Not as badass as the Marine that wanted to far with sandpaper re Maddog.
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (ewrgV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ismre)
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (rH4JY)
I predict Megyn Kelly won't last much longer at Fox.
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***snort*** yeah right, she's their rock star....never happen.....
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (JNDQi)
[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
_________________
Wait a minute.... Is that a Kelly Anne Conway shaped crack over there?
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: David Brooks at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Knaws at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (bOsVB)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:28 PM (iMxBJ)
The fact that the Trump team had called out the fraud found in Broward county was one of the few things that gave me a tiny bit of hope. I don't know how much it contributed to the final total and eventual win, but it was something that had needed done for decades.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (sEDyY)
I had that belief challenged by reality exactly three times... once in March when the "delegates" suddenly looked oddly bleak, and second, very briefly around the Mish Vid when he was walking around like a beaten man for a few days. Very worrying.
Then for about 20 minutes on Election Night when Florida began to swing in The Hag's direction and the trolls started inundating the forum I was posting to with their Special Hag Laughter at "2012 all over again", I started to sweat yet again. Then around I think it was 9:30ish, something happened. The atmosphere around all the reports on all the channels changed. Like someone else said, the NY Times seemed to see it pretty early on. In certain sports, it's a momentum shift and it's palpable. I said it to wifey. I told her "something just happened, a shift, it's over, he's going to win".
Oh... then there was a fourth time when it took them two hours to call PA with Michigan out and I momentarily thought the fuckers were gonna somehow rig ALL the results. How I mock them.
Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (EdXI9)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ismre)
Fucking Podesta was supposed to make us stew.
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:40 PM (aUkRm)
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I actually thought he just might take Virginia. After Ed Gillespie coming so close in the last senatorial race.
But alas, my state did not fail to disappoint.
Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (aUkRm)
I thought they were trolling us. I woke up at 3 or 4 AM to make sure we didn't have another Bush v Gore situation.
I can't wait to see what she's wearing either.
My husband agrees with me she's the best looking First Lady ever.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (IgBFP)
I missed most of the early liberal tears, I was just playing Overwatch with Fox News on and trying not to pay too close attention to the impending dread. When it was after 9 and the race was still very much in play I started really watching.
It wasn't until after 11 that I realized it was time to change stations and revel in the meltdown.
Watching the onset is great, it's like Election Christmas all over again.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (gIjtC)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (Ivjge)
Can't remember the exact quote let alone who said it, but it's something like, "when they (the Left) win, it's Democracy in action, but if they lose, it's crazy populism," something like that. But better. And cogent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Dan K. at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (UROJb)
POETRY!
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (DJUMj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (Ndje9)
Do watch if you can. MSNBC video. 1:49:05
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (vfC/C)
Cute Michigan girl: "No, it's just to be fiscally responsible, it's taking care of America, it's ending corruption, it's draining the swamp."
MSNBC idiot: "And as a woman, I have to ask you a question, you voted for Donald Trump?"
Cute Michigan girl: (nut-punches MSNBC idiot)
(The last part probably didn't happen, but it should have)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Zombie Ernest Hollings at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (8iiMU)
Bring me the Young Turks.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 08:33 PM (tdv0F)
Here's a short version - my sister and I still like to watch the longer version every now and then for laffs when we get bored. Never disappoints.
http://tinyurl.com/jltj6wp
Posted by: Joanne at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (t+/Ew)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (0OG8D)
==================
He calls the recipe "Team Spirit Stew".
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (yx0Ld)
Doris Kearns Goodwin said something like it's a revolt against modernity. More complex than that, but I can't type that fast.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Typical commie cocksucker. Never uses three words when 50 will do...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Michigan at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NaN/b)
The arrogance in that statement is fucking unbelievable.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Pd7Sl)
MSNBC is showing the Beast ahead of Trump 209 to 187. Yeeaaa!! She's winning!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)
How COULD they miss that?!??!!
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (vfC/C)
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I'll bet Daily Mail will have photos. They never miss a thing.
Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Vlad from Moscow at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (vfC/C)
No, no, we're definitely not doing 'phrasing' any more . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (s5o+q)
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=366741
CNN still holding out on calling the obvious NC and GA, because slime sucking toads.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ismre)
Fucking Podesta was supposed to make us stew.
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 19, 2017 08:42 PM (8ZskC)
Oh yes, somebody needs to do a "Election Night at the Javitz Center" parody of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Alas, my poetry-fu is about equal to my good looks.
Where is Muldoon when we need him?
"At 9PM the OH results came in..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PqqkK)
I was almost pissed that there was this "oh shit" moment because I couldn't be crushed like that with false hope
Posted by: xanax at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (hUwpd)
Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Bag of Dicks at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Pd7Sl)
Shit, Illinois went for Hillary. It's going to be an early night
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (auHtY)
How COULD they miss that?!??!!
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 08:43 PM (vfC/C)
Lou was laughing. He was all there are probably hundreds of cameras and no one got it.
I'm sure there will be pictures but none of them entering.
Which leads me to believe that the Secret Service said oh FUCK THAT you are not walking through there because we have actionable intelligence that those DisruptJ20 idiots are over there.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (dEQP3)
The arrogance in that statement is fucking unbelievable.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 19, 2017 08:44 PM (Pd7Sl)
I'm sure he'd prefer it if we let our guns do the talking. Or better yet, sock puppets. What a pompous, arrogant, mentally defective clown. Unfortunately, his daughter's a hottie but meh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)
"At 9PM the OH results came in..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)
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I have a good Muldoon quote for after the election is over. I thought this thread would be it. Hope I make it to the finish.
Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)
"Hill said 'fellas, we're out of Crown Royal"
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (s5o+q)
I predict Megyn Kelly won't last much longer at Fox.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ODxAs)
======================
Now that is one ignorant comment ...
Posted by: Greta Van Susteren at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (KQndB)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (aUkRm)
Do you main Mei? Mei seems like the Moron choice.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (kumBu)
Thanks for this, Ace ! Almost as good as the real thing !
#NotTiredOfWinningYet
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (kOE06)
Next thing you know, they'll be insisting on flying the airplane.
Posted by: The New Yorker, Tons of Cartoons That Won't Make You Laugh, But Might Cause A Small, Short Expulsion at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (8ZskC)
Eat me.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Pd7Sl)
LBJ schtupped her. Feh!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)
Election night 2016, we decided not to watch and wake up to whatever happened. We spent the night watching movies and singing and dancing to music.
I woke up Wednesday morning to an answered prayer. It was amazing.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 08:48 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:48 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:46 PM (s5o+q)
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:48 PM (aUkRm)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (ismre)
Mike Schmidt with the game winning HR.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (kumBu)
It will be glorious!
Posted by: Lawrence Larson at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (gNKbf)
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:49 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017
I treated mine like I caught it breaking into my car.
Very good idea, Ace. An annual thingy?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (xJxz7)
1:23: Florida and Utah called for Trump.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Wendy O. Williams at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2017 08:50 PM (FQKBL)
http://tinyurl.com/j5lndnf
"Unreliable sources", he claims. Uh huh. Surrrre.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (6FqZa)
That guy sitting in between Brian Williams and Chris Matthews is looking upset
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fodbC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017
He is rumored to have had an epic rig.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (xJxz7)
[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
_________________
Wait a minute.... Is that a Kelly Anne Conway shaped crack over there?
Posted by: Lily
Most people just want to be free of Democrat assholes who are trying to destroy this country, they don't care about the gender of the rescuer. So the glass ceiling is irrelevant in this case.
And this makes me wonder how many reverse glass ceilings are there? Are there any Pajamaboys who are professors of Women's Studies who can't get tenure who are far more qualified to spout feminist theory than their female colleagues who got tenure? That's the next great civil rights struggle.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (rH4JY)
That's how I felt after 2012 too. I had used my very limited personal political capital assuring people I knew that if they just got out there and voted for Romney he would definitely win.
I just couldn't go through that again so I stayed away until evening. Which meant that I got here just in time to see things start to turn around. It was *wonderful*, although I still had a hard time believing it for a couple days.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (sEDyY)
I'm watching Kelly Anne Conway and I'm looking at the people coming in behind her. I spotted some beautiful fur coats and a lovely Yves St Laurent bag.
They didn't show a head to toe shot of Kelly Anne's dress so I can't comment on it. The color was nice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (jrFgU)
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (PqqkK)
"In The Hall of The Mountain King" are heard...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (8ZskC)
"Populism" is anything that the majority agrees with that the Democrats don't.
Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (EdXI9)
How COULD they miss that?!??!!
Posted by: Lily
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Video from the inaugural ball on TV now.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
Bitch.
But, she is doable.
I am experiencing cognitive dissonance in my pants.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jorge Ramos at January 19, 2017 08:52 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
This is deeply distressing as Hilary was such a flawed candidate anyone else could have beaten her.
Even Jeb, who, as a life long Republican would have supported.
Posted by: Bill Wynning at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (nDcc3)
A shot of the Clinton HQ shows some worried faces and one girl who is wearing Ringo Starr's nose
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: John Podesta at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (a9uJ+)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
Didn't she also plagiarize something also?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017
He is rumored to have had an epic rig.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
According to him, at least.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (rH4JY)
Nov 8: Trump wins
Nov 9: Polls show Trump's approval rating is at 5%....but it's a scientific poll and stuff!! Why do you deplorables hate science?
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Wendy O. Williams at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: William DeVayne at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (tdv0F)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (a9uJ+)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (s5o+q)
___
If the "D" or "R" is about to be called the winner.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (wD9H7)
reminds me of back in the day, the Phillies beat the Cubs 23-22 in a
BASEBALL game. It was only on radio here in Philly. I had to listen to
it. Later they did a TV rebroadcast of the game with Kalas/Ashburn
re-doing the TV commentary.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PqqkK)
I SAW that game on WGN. I got out of school, the Cubs were losing by like 8 runs, 9-1 or something. When I got home, it was closer. They came back to tie it, and then lost in the 10th. (Dang Mike Schmidt, if I recall!)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: John Podesta at January 19, 2017 08:54 PM (a9uJ+)
Check with the IT guy.
Posted by: 8-Ball at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (a9uJ+)
Looking for someone who won't kiss the ethanol industry's ass?
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (s5o+q)
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy
With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (Rsi2C)
and best use of Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King"
May the Trump Administration be successful.
Posted by: DoNotCallMeDeplorable at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (oIU3J)
I'm watching Fox News Channel. Sorry, I wish I could.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Andie, pour me another Royal straight, wouldja darling?
Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (s5o+q)
This isn't just with florida -- it's with Virginia, Ohio, and other states too.
He never seems to ask, "Where can Trump make up ground in Nevada?" All his vote-grubbing is on behalf of his gal hillary.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (a9uJ+)
Ha, Chris Wallace just said its a possibility Trump could be POTUS and the rest of the panel laughed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM (a9uJ+)
They took DNA samples from my cloaca. Let's just say that there were a lot of matches.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (FYu5j)
http://tinyurl.com/z82ofkx
In other news, a Dairy Queen employee busted for smoking weed in the pantry argued how can Dairy Queen continue to make, like, tasty sandwiches if they, like... lose employees and... stuff.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (6FqZa)
Unless that reality and perception can be changed and those who have been reluctantly voting Democrat or staying home can be brought home to the gop for the first time since Reagan.... Its an unsure path to any future potus election wins.
Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (FYu5j)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (a9uJ+)
You're supposed to end that with: Sad!
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/01/19/berkeley-prepares-resist-trump-agenda-protest-inauguration/
I was inspired by the list to post this comment:
---
You want to know how NOT to recapture red states in 2018?
Here's the tried-and-true recipe for progressive failure:
-- Knit "pussy hats."
-- Make signs that contain the word "Uterus."
-- Do pretentious rituals imitating South American banana republics.
-- Do anything inside a theater that only puts on leftist plays.
-- Rehash 1968 for the ten zillionth time.
Can't you realize that Berkeley and all its antics and all it stands for have become national laughingstocks? That Berkeley-spearheaded communist agitprop is the very reason why Trump won in the first place? The America is sick of being lectured by know-nothing hippies and abrasive Social Justice Warriors and washed-up radicals? That "Trumpism" is the backlash against the Berkeleyization of the culture?
So be my guest: Beclown yourselves with your foolish and futile virtue-signalling games. Not only does none of it work, it BACKFIRES spectacularly, as evidenced by the 2016 election. Dance in your pussy hats, dance! The rest of the country needs something to laugh at as we get down to the business of undoing Obama's eight years of social corrosion.
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Wendy O. Williams at January 19, 2017 08:55 PM
Don't bring me into this, I got nothing to do with Nigeria
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (yx0Ld)
Search her name, CNN and mediaite have different video.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (a9uJ+)
[ ] Smashed
[x] Intact
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2017 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
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America a Misogynist Nation
[X] Still
[ ] No Longer
Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (mt8X9)
i'd been avoiding the news because the FAB.
i'd also been moderating my drinking, somewhat.
after checking in, i hit the bottle a tad harder... and poasting.
then i turned on the TV.
by 1130 PM, PST, i was literally mooning the MFM in the den, shouting "Hows my ass taste, bitches?"
Resident 3vil had to stop me from going out in the backyard and bellowing, in my best OUTSIDE Army voice "President Trump, bitches!"
and the moaning and groaning from the dive bar across the street as the Millennials, and other shitbirds, who had gathered there to celebrate, got both barrels of 00 reality were music to my ears.
she still wouldn't let me yell at them though.
bitch.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (oV11d)
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy
With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early
That shit was the pride of the Liberal side
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liars go, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned
Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: John Podesta
Of course my friendly American friend! And your money will arrive shortly!
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (NaN/b)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (UnVyH)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (a9uJ+)
___
Let them think the are still relevant. When your opponent is commiting suicide, don't get in their way.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 09:00 PM (wD9H7)
The title of the song is "The Wreck Of The Hillary Clinton".
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (b7fwp)
HAH!
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (Z56vq)
uh oh...the guy on MSNBC with the real butch haircut is getting really pissed. About 1:15.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY)
Indeed, it was Schmidt with the game winner off of Bruce Sutter in the 10th.
The Phillies scored 7 in the first, the Cubs answered with 6, and then the Phillies topped that by scoring 8 in the 2nd. They had leads of 17-6 and 21-9, blew a 12 run lead, but still won.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: John Podesta
Of course my friendly American friend! And your money will arrive shortly!
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at January 19, 2017 08:59 PM (NaN/b)
Please send $500000US via Western Union to cover all modalities, and remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (hJamr)
No I didn't and Ravelry has been SJWish since 08, when they banned a conservative group I was in instead of standing against the trolls that were harassing us, so I'd be surprised if they *didn't* have such a group.
I'm not on there much, mostly use it to find patterns, but I check into the HQ and shop groups a couple of times a day to see if anyone is saying anything.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 09:01 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (G7wcY)
Then I finally gave up trying to sleep. I couldn't resist anymore, and i figured it was late enough that there might be some legitimate results. I loaded up the Decision Desk and my jaw practically fell off my face when I saw that they were projecting Trump to get more than 270 electoral votes. I clicked on another page on the site, and it announced at the top, "Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States." I couldn't take my eyes off it for a while. I still can't believe it when I think about that moment.
Posted by: CCC at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (ZTF1d)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (8iiMU)
And Brian Williams is some sort of empty-suited sidekick.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:02 PM (iMxBJ)
I think Wolf is starting to foam at the mouth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (ODxAs)
This is when I took my long walk back from the bar at Flatiron Mall to my house. I did the Bender Pimp Strut the whole way. Every now any again I would break out in loud guffawing. And "President Triz-Ump, Biyotch" may or may not have been uttered.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (6FqZa)
Attention, everybody; I've changed my mind again. I'm re-opening the e-mail investigation again for the third time!
I'm even taking a second look at the Marc Rich pardon again based on information received in our Moscow office. The FBI is working with the KGB to get to the bottom of this.
That is all.
Posted by: Jim Comey, Deep Cover Republican Operative at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (DpOmP)
That Puerto Rican bitch in sensible shoes?
Her tears are delicious.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (tdv0F)
I'm watching Kelly Anne Conway and I'm looking at the people coming in behind her. I spotted some beautiful fur coats and a lovely Yves St Laurent bag.
They didn't show a head to toe shot of Kelly Anne's dress so I can't comment on it. The color was nice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 08:51 PM (IgBFP)
Melania was wearing a stunning beaded gown. Form fitting. Nude color.
Or as Bander put it nude spangles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Eileen at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (te778)
Posted by: Bill Wynning at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (a9uJ+)
It would be great if you put these posts in the sidebar under greatest hits. I'd really love to relive these videos over and over.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (cAnNx)
But tomorrow, Mrs. Splunge and I will both wear red to work, and we will both lie like a Clinton if asked why.
That's life in California. Conform, Lie, or Die.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (iMxBJ)
Do you main Mei? Mei seems like the Moron choice.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 08:47 PM (kumBu)
Nah, I can play the cancer, but I main D.Va.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (gIjtC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
schadenboner status:
[] not sprung
[x] sprung
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (aUkRm)
Wolf just wet himself as Hillary took the lead in Virginia. I think he voice cracked too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (ODxAs)
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liarsgo, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned
Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?
The host on the networks made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the blue wall
And every man knew, as Putin did too
'Twas the witch of November come fallin'
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the results of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was exit polls
In the face of a hurricane west wing
When suppertime came, the Huma came on deck
Saying, "Madame, it's too rough to lick ya."
At eleven PM, Florida caved in
Mathews said, "Hilary, will never be President of America."
The network wired in, Republicans were comin' in
And the Obama legacys was in peril
And later that night when her EVs went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (0OG8D)
It sounds beautiful, I'm going to search for it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (IgBFP)
Ha, Chris Wallace just said its a possibility Trump could be POTUS and the rest of the panel laughed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 08:57 PM (ODxAs
LOL.
Posted by: Pepe at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (AKHzM)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (a9uJ+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (m40v5)
As a lifelong Republican my concerned status is off of the charts.
Posted by: Bill Wynning
At least you can go out a wynner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (a9uJ+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (m40v5)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)
That's one weird dude
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (ismre)
why won't these bastards call GA for Trump?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:06 PM (ODxAs
Soon.
Posted by: Homeland Security, hacking into GA voter database at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (AKHzM)
Posted by: bossybarb at January 19, 2017 09:08 PM (7czoZ)
Fuck I can't wait to the part where their hopes are crushed.
Wait for it . . .
Wait for it . . .
Wait . . .
For . . .
IT . . . !
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (hecJ2)
Posted by: Violet Beauregarde at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2017 08:38 PM (8rNrN)
Oh dear God LMAO.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (1MUuC)
the whole Romney thing again. My son texted me. He said Ron Johnson was
beating Feingold. That really surprised me. So I got on the computer
and looked into the precincts and counties around me. The county I lived
in was going red. Kenosha county does not go red. I told Rev - I think
Trump is going to win Wisconsin. I knew if Wisconsin went Trump, it was
over. Trump won Wisconsin. I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:04 PM (bpfzP)
When they called WI, I cheered because yes, that was the moment it was over. It was right around there that I turned over to MSNBC to watch them freakout. They hadn't called WI yet and were clinging to hope over increasingly unlikely scenarios for Hilary's victory.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (gIjtC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 19, 2017 09:07 PM (nDcc3)
====================
She is a wonderment.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (bpfzP)
Then they have a schmuck go over recent (reliable Democrat) polling state-by-state showing Hillary ahead by double digits and then immediately show CNN calling that state for Trump. This goes on for minute after glorious minute, until they show Hillary conceding and Maddow frowning in a freeze frame. Then it ends with laughter like the end of "Thriller"
I need to go watch that again.
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (VndSC)
Very impressive
Posted by: Craig
Modern inventions like the teleprompter have made rote memorization unnecessary.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (rH4JY)
Chris Matthews looks like they just cut him off at the bar
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (vfC/C)
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DARK MIRACLES OF SATAN?!?!
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Wolf Blitzer just sacrificed a goat and a chicken.
He's chanting something...
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (Sw5Va)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (aUkRm)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (iMxBJ)
Florida, and some rust-belt states, they'll all turn out for Hillary. Trump has no path to the electoral college win.
Polls prove people who answer polls are trolls.
Posted by: mindful webworker - deja va-vooming at January 19, 2017 09:10 PM (5a8XA)
Which is a bit of a ridiculous jump, far too excessive for their coverage to have justified. A saner, more professional press not in the pocket of the DNC would have started with them much closer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (iMxBJ)
One thing I see in this I turned on my Tablet and didn't call it a night till Pennsylvania was called around 2 am, Then I knew it was over. One thing that disappoint me was the reason I was sure Trump was going to win Pennsylvania was the Trump support I saw in the collar counties of Philadelphia and thought they all were going for Trump but was wrong they all went for Hillary.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: L, Elle
==
Political Correctness is done. DONE!
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:11 PM (Sw5Va)
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (sdi6R)
I can't find photos online yet. I'm dying to see the dress.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (IgBFP)
I just devoured that like a piece of pizza.
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:12 PM (Sw5Va)
How can they call Ohio so early for Trump? Hillary was just there with Beyonce and Jay Z. CNN at about 1:44
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)
https://youtu.be/OFWlhB9gpPQ
You may get a glimpse of her dress
Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (sBOL1)
She is a wonderment.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:09 PM (bpfzP)
Raised by a single mom and her first job? Picking blue berry in NJ and paid by the pound picked.
THAT is hard work!
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (a9uJ+)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Joe Meyer at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (bVnTD)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (0OG8D)
Amost like the ghost of Christmas past
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (kumBu)
This is about the time I started thinking Trump may just win this, mainly because they couldn't call big states for hillary.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (QmEKL)
THAT is hard work!
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2017 09:13 PM (a9uJ+)
*****
Really? I did not know that. It makes me admire her even more than I already do
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:15 PM (Rsi2C)
Whomever did her up did a HELLUVA job, I've always thought Kelly Anne was a bit plain but holy hell she looked smoking.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 19, 2017 09:16 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2017 09:16 PM (bQxkN)
Lol, no problem since I checked the hash. No idea how I used to get by before I knew about the F3 button.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 19, 2017 09:16 PM (sEDyY)
These parts where they're scrounging around the swing states, "There's still more votes in X County to count; votes for Hillary."
NO, NO THERE IS NOT!!!
BWAAAA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (hecJ2)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: The Stranger at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa)
uh oh they just called North Carolina for Trump. I think Wolf has lost the power of speech right now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy
With a load of e-mails, twenty-six thousand hacked more
Than Hillary Clinton's server was empty
That cold shit and true with a vag to be chewed
When the poles of November came early
That shit was the pride of the Liberal side
Coming back from some rally in Wisconsin
As the big liarsgo, she was bigger than most
With a crew and good ground game well seasoned
Concluding some bribes with a couple of Wall Street firms
When they left fully loaded for Brooklyn
Then later that night when the shit's iphone rang
Could it be the Trump wind they'd been feelin'?
The host on the networks made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the blue wall
And every man knew, as Putin did too
'Twas the witch of November come fallin'
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the results of November came slashin'
When afternoon came it was exit polls
In the face of a hurricane west wing
When suppertime came, the Huma came on deck
Saying, "Madame, it's too rough to lick ya."
At eleven PM, Florida caved in
Mathews said, "Hilary, will never be President of America."
The network wired in, Republicans were comin' in
And the Obama legacys was in peril
And later that night when her EVs went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Hillary Clinton
Does anyone know where the spawn of Hell goes
When the voters turn the minutes to hours?
The analysts all say they'd have made Potomac Bay
If they'd put fifty thousand more votes behind her
They might have split Maine or they might have Ohio
They may have broke through and took Florida
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the libs and the tards and the losers
Alabama rolls, Wisconsin sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young ladies clam
The plains and south are for republicans
And farther below, Big Texas
Takes in what Californians escape her
And the winnings go as the morons all know
With the votes of November remembered
In a musty old hall in Brooklyn they prayed
In the Javitz center Cathedral
The church bell chimed 'til it rang 306 times
For each nail in the Hillary Clinton
The legend lives on from Chappequa on down
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (iMxBJ)
======================
LOL. What a homophobe ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:18 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Oh goodie, Hillary can still win Wisconsin and Michigan according to an aid who emailed CNN that she can still win those states
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
1980: "He's a nuclear cowboy!"
1984: "Trickle-down doesn't work!"
1994: "The voters threw a tantrum!"
2000: "Selected, not elected!"
2010: "Tea-baggers!"
2016: *sob* *waaaaahhh* *sniffle* *sob* *tantrum* *more uncontrollable sobbing* *Kubler Ross*
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (Ndje9)
I got CNN on right now.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (gIjtC)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)
Was she flushed when she said that?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (tdv0F)
Michael Moore
Yep, Rotund Mikey
There's a video of him doing some reading a theater and he goes on and on about how Trump is gonna win there's nothing you can do about it and the looks on the faces of the hardcore libs in the crowd you could tell they BELIEVED it.
That was an amazing thing. I used to joke about Moore being out of touch, but he wasn't here. He talked about all the people he knew back in Michigan and they were all voting for Trump. He knew why too. Mentioned crappy Obamacare.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (hMqvx)
Thank you!
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: liberal Democrat Jewish Person at January 19, 2017 09:20 PM (b7fwp)
Deploraball.
Get it?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at January 19, 2017 08:58 PM (FYu5j)
========================
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP HAS BALLS!!!
Posted by: Ben Roe...Roth...Whateverburger at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (ROIz5)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Sw5Va)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:14 PM (0OG8D)
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yeah, you want to drink her milkshake
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (tdv0F)
Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)
He was
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (SjImc)
On Tucker
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Rsi2C)
I may have to fix this with some D-Mails.
El Psy Congroo!
Posted by: Hououin Kyouma (Okarin) at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (iMxBJ)
He was
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (SjImc)
Oh. So the woman who looked like she was mentally ill, was?
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
Good night horde, sleep tight.
The Barak administration is in its final hours
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (yx0Ld)
On Tucker
Posted by: L, Elle at January 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Rsi2C)
I am sure his parents are proud...actually I am sure they are. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (ODxAs)
Nothing beats the crushing of the Young Turk's souls. I was beating my dick with all the blind mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2017 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
No before her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (JNDQi)
Chris Matthews and the butch guy next to him are starting to lose it. I think the butch guy has a deeper voice than Matthews
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (auHtY)
I'd let her hit me, if nobody tells my liberal friends.
Posted by: Marc Ford at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (tdv0F)
Michael Moore
Yep, Rotund Mikey
There's a video of him doing some reading a theater and he goes on and on about how Trump is gonna win there's nothing you can do about it and the looks on the faces of the hardcore libs in the crowd you could tell they BELIEVED it.
That was an amazing thing. I used to joke about Moore being out of touch, but he wasn't here. He talked about all the people he knew back in Michigan and they were all voting for Trump. He knew why too. Mentioned crappy Obamacare.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 09:19 PM (4ErVI)
____
I saw that as well and thought, hmmmm, Moore is a leftist dick, but he knows what's up in Michigan among the Deplorables.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (wD9H7)
oh ok
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2017 09:23 PM (LTHVh) "
Oh yes, the sweet tears of Ana Nosejob and Chunk Yogurt....
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (H5rtT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKeYbEOSqYc
Moore may not know much, but he knows Michigan.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Pepe at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (AKHzM)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Makes me wonder, if one were to ask Moore if he thought Obama would never accept correction or criticism because he was a narcissist, would Moore agree now? And if so, how would he arrange things so that no liberal who wielded such power would have the same flaws? Conservatives don't have the same problem because we don't think everything (such as healthcare) should be dictated by government.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2017 09:25 PM (SuTX+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2017 08:56 PM (8iiMU)
----
7-6 after 1 inning . Phillies' Pitcher homers in 1st
15-6 after 3 innings
17-9 after 4 innings
21-16 after 5 innings...then it settled down a bit
Cubs tied it at 22 with 3 runs in the bottom of the 8th
Schmidt 2-out homer off Sutter was the winner in the 10th
EPIC
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (ewrgV)
I'm a GA native so I know JoJa was always going Trump.
But, cmon PA!
Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (PCkeH)
Posted by: 13times at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (H5rtT)
Blueberries, eh? Sounds healthy. Do you think they would be healthy if packed into, say, my ham wallet?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tia Leone at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (wD9H7)
The lizard headed guy on MSNBC said it's looking bad in Wisconsin. He hopes to God it doesn't but it doesn't look good. Now the lizard head guy is speaking in some alien language
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:27 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 09:27 PM (xJxz7)
Andrea Mitchell at Clinton HQ. People here are shell shocked. Lob a few more shells in there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:28 PM (auHtY)
Damn.
What - mother of 4, happily married, etc.? - ah well ..... anyway, damn.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2017 09:28 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
Can I, uh, help you with insertion? I have experience with that kind of thing, you know...
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 19, 2017 09:29 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 09:29 PM (kOE06)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2017 09:29 PM (xJxz7)
Where is Muldoon when we need him?
"At 9PM the OH results came in..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 19, 2017 08:45 PM (aUkRm)
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GREAT IDEA. The muse came upon me and it just flowed like the honey from Ivanka's cooter
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:30 PM (PCkeH)
I will never hear this song the same way///
Bravo.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2017 09:31 PM (kqtMD)
Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:31 PM (PCkeH)
Posted by: Nora at January 19, 2017 09:34 PM (PCkeH)
"He told America not to believe us. That we're all liars. And... maybe.... maybe *sniff* that's what *sob* they did!"
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 19, 2017 09:36 PM (S2VsH)
oh ok
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2017 09:24 PM (WGxp4)
=================
Looks like they were out-of-their-depth ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2017 09:36 PM (mt8X9)
He set a fire in the street because he hates Trump!
Little shit.
Posted by: voiceover at January 19, 2017 09:40 PM (pU2Sc)
Because as your Compliance Pic provider, I provide
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/822273144367026178
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2017 09:40 PM (Ya7zs)
Nah, baby. We already knew that. We just like the guy who was willing to say it, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2017 09:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 09:42 PM (ZO497)
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Steiner will take care of the margins.
Posted by: Hitllery at January 19, 2017 09:44 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: voiceover at January 19, 2017 09:46 PM (pU2Sc)
Of the big dude they call grabya pussey
The hag, it is said, never gives up her gin
When the votes of November turn gloomy
Bravo!
Posted by: Keith at January 19, 2017 09:46 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: duncan at January 19, 2017 09:47 PM (XKLkE)
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Posted by: Hepcat at January 19, 2017 10:31 PM (5b+Sr)
So the 13 year old was starting to get pumped and I was afraid to. I was a tepid Trump supporter, I admit, but there was no way in hell I wanted Clinton winning.
I kept saying things like, "Well, now, it could go either way, this bar is not showing the electoral votes in real time, I think...."
"Stop being so negative, he's got this thing!" (That was the lad.) Then he started pointing out the NYT percentage dearie, and that it had been showing a pattern of numbers getting higher for Trump and lower for Clinton, and I was like, "Wha--?" Those numbers for him kept going higher and then it seemed like state after state went to him, and the pair of us were counting and crunching and doing our what ifs--"even if he loses this state he has this" kind of thing. We furiously counted the CA EC votes, knowing they'd go to the beast, still trying to figure if he could really, really pull this thing off.
And the the yelling started. Fists in the air and disbelief, paired with, I confess, a level of schadenfreude that only the face of Rachel Maddow can pull out of the most well behaving soul. OK, crowds of crying Clinton supporters, too. The first one I saw was the yellow-haired one flipping the bird at the giant TV screen, and then I realized, "Oh my god, they're **crying**" The Javits Center is packed with humanity but it's as quiet as a tomb.
Then, was it PA? Sorries again, I'm so bad at remembering which state was which moment, but then Blitzer said it, and I was sorta numb. Like I couldn't believe our nation's unbelievable good fortune, that we had really, did we really, could we have really, just dodged that massive, pantsuited bullet? "Oh my God, I think we did."
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