The Morning Report 1/19/17

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Good morning, kids. Lots of last minute trashing of the nation by Obama before he's kicked to the curb. Last minute pardons of thugs, drug dealers, America-haters, terrorists; his kind of people. Also, the utter smearing of President-Elect Trump's distinguished and outstanding nominees by an assortment of low-lives, many of whom do belong in jail. But what still is getting my goat is this Thom Tillis momzer:
"If the election was a mandate for anything, it was for elected officials in both parties to break through the gridlock to finally start producing results." Pro-Tip, Champ: Idiocy like this is precisely why you got Trump - and why you should get primaried. See the sidebar for a link to his drivel. Other than that, prayers for Vic, have a better one and remain blessed.

Thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown art.

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:00 AM (mbhDw)

2 Oh, here it is.

Good morning, morning walkers!

Posted by: mindful webworker - zombish at January 19, 2017 07:00 AM (5RITs)

3 ONE DAY MORE

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:01 AM (Om16U)

4 Well well well

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:01 AM (BO/km)

5 Whoa..that's right up there w/Yoko.

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2017 07:02 AM (x9c8r)

6 G-D Bless America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:02 AM (sRFAL)

7 From the ONT

former Marine reacts to Mattis confirmation


https://youtu.be/yHJFHwZNxeU

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:02 AM (Om16U)

8 Hey J.J. is it my imagination or is Gillibrant getting crazier by the day? Is it the Sharpton effect? What a nut job she is becoming.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:03 AM (sRFAL)

9 So Putin turns the tables on the Dems and Euros. Great.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

10 Gillibrand knows she's a target for primary, maybe frim Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (Om16U)

11 Morning!
Thanks for the morning report, J.J.

and thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown graphics.. I have enjoyed them all week. This one is a classic..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (UpGcq)

12 Morning all! 31 hours of that miserable fuckstick's reign of error remaining.

I hope Trump EO numero uno just says that any EO signed by Barky is rescinded, and he signs it on the podium in front of Barky.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (6Z8Cl)

13 From the ONT

former Marine reacts to Mattis confirmation


https://youtu.be/yHJFHwZNxeU
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:02 AM (Om16U)

Love it...that's me ( minus the beard) driving to Drill this Weekend!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:05 AM (sRFAL)

14 I hope that close "friend" of Scankles goes to jail. We would if we did what he did.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (mpXpK)

15 8 Hey J.J. is it my imagination or is Gillibrant getting crazier by the day? Is it the Sharpton effect? What a nut job she is becoming.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:03 AM (sRFAL)


Her official job description is to be a ventriloquist dummy to Chuck Schemer, but maybe she's channeling Helen Reddy ("I am woman, here me kvetch")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (mbhDw)

16 Warren is 0% Cherokee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (riF5p)

17 In addition to being impossibly leftist, Gillibrand has a voice that is annoying to me. She sounds like a little girl.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (tOcW/)

18 Morning all! 31 hours of that miserable fuckstick's reign of error remaining.

I hope Trump EO numero uno just says that any EO signed by Barky is rescinded, and he signs it on the podium in front of Barky.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (6Z8Cl)

If it's 12 noon tomorrow I have 29 hours....just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (sRFAL)

19 11 Morning!
Thanks for the morning report, J.J.

and thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown graphics.. I have enjoyed them all week. This one is a classic..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (UpGcq)


Wait until tomorrow . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (mbhDw)

20 Anyone who does not vote for Mattis as Sec of War is beyond clueless. She hates America and Americans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

21 16 Warren is 0% Cherokee.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (riF5p)


I account for statistical anomalies and other gremlins, knuckle hairs and muffin crumbs in the instruments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (mbhDw)

22 Getting things done. Like you - can't wait for Friday. Ditched press corpse last night. Great fun. The best. Onward to MAGA! Barry up yet?

Posted by: DJT at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (bc2Lc)

23 . She sounds like a little girl.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (tOcW/)

Ya don't say?

Posted by: Polanski at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (sRFAL)

24 JJ! Gonna miss your alliterative countdown collection.

What a long strange count it's been.

Why it was counting down I will not miss.

Posted by: mindful webworker - with one eye propped open at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (5RITs)

25 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (kOE06)

26 Have I said I love Ainsley lately?

Posted by: Polanski at January 19, 2017 07:08 AM (sRFAL)

27 The Republicans in congress need to re-visit that BS part of the civil rights act that the Dems stuck in during that 2 year period when they owned everything. The part that unconsitutionally lets them horn in on State law to allow the feds to prosecute a local crime.


That crap needs to come out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

28 Fuck SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:08 AM (sRFAL)

29 Anarchists Apathetic Over End Of World, Decide to Get High

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

30 Thanks, J.J. Well done. Bravo Zulu for fans of ATP-1B.

Work preps commence.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Like what happened recently to Bluebell, so it is possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2017 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

31 24 JJ! Gonna miss your alliterative countdown collection.

What a long strange count it's been.

Why it was counting down I will not miss.
Posted by: mindful webworker - with one eye propped open at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (5RITs)

You, sir, have the wicked skillzzz I needzzz to gainzzzz!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:09 AM (mbhDw)

32 Hey good morning Vic. Hope all is well with you and your in good spirits, all things considered.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:10 AM (6Z8Cl)

33 From the ONT



former Marine reacts to Mattis confirmation


The guy says he so happy he wants to jerk off using sandpaper.
That'll slow down a Schadenboner

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

34 Murray should have outright called Murray a liar instead of beating around the bush.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

35 I was hoping for the picture of Obama waving to the crowd and blocking that world leader at the UN.

Posted by: Picric at January 19, 2017 07:11 AM (s0VSd)

36 I think the Marine video was quite......something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 07:11 AM (tOcW/)

37 Any update yet on what Tulsi Gabbard was doing, and who she was meeting in Syria?


Seems like the media would be interested in what was going on there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:12 AM (J+eG2)

38 'Put simply, Scott Pruitt is a piece of sh*t,'

Takes one to know one.

Posted by: Show business kids at January 19, 2017 07:12 AM (BO/km)

39 Watching the morning news shows. CNN is funereal in atmosphere, Fox & Friends is giddy.

That's it, I'm taking tomorrow off and staying home to watch the fun.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2017 07:12 AM (Z56vq)

40 I usually lurk to read Vic's morning news. May I ask what's wrong?

Posted by: euro at January 19, 2017 07:13 AM (mMUn1)

41 Air Force receives first Arrow 3 interceptors
After years in development, the aerial defense system, set to protect against long-range ballistic missiles, is finally on its way to becoming operational; more testing expected in the coming year as the IAF works to integrate the system.

Developed in conjunction with the USA...look for parts of it and it's technology to be intergrated into American Systems also.

BUT BUT BUT Bedrooms!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:13 AM (sRFAL)

42 "Florida Woman Pulls A Machete At A Day Care" is the headline. The final sentence in the article, however, is this...


"This isn't the first time we've seen guns at a day care. Last January, two armed men tried to rob a day care in West Palm Beach."

http://bit.ly/2jCsa5P

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2017 07:13 AM (SEXy3)

43 The disembarackening is nigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2017 07:13 AM (xpfRn)

44 Obama plans on being on BREAKING NEWS on CNN for 29 hours bloviating bonspeil
then the ball drops on a new ERA.

Posted by: saf at January 19, 2017 07:13 AM (+zN6H)

45
Did I mention that Patty Murray is a repulsive, lying cvnt? She basically calls Thom Price a liar to his face and the committee about their private conversation: and THAT was the lie.

Sadly, she was not under oath and free to impugn and smear people with lies all the live long day. And what a doofus-looking, bowl-banged, four-eyed moron she looks like.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:14 AM (mbhDw)

46 Any update yet on what Tulsi Gabbard was doing, and who she was meeting in Syria?


Seems like the media would be interested in what was going on there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:12 AM (J+eG2)

I would not be shocked if she was there under instructions and approval from PE Trump. Not sure how I feel about that, but just saying.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:14 AM (sRFAL)

47 Chi-Town Jerry: "...thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown graphics.. I have enjoyed them all week. This one is a classic.."

I had to laugh when on day 3-to-go someone requested the girly bike pic, knowing it was already set to go on day 2-to-go.

My few minutes' work slapping in a few photos together was fun, but Sefton's countdown posters were the basic inspiration.

Complete collection (or will be tomorrow) on my website at
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/countdown-to-the-end-of-an-error

Posted by: mindful webworker - could use some coffee or more sleep at January 19, 2017 07:14 AM (5RITs)

48 The CBS affiliate down in Atlanta did a story on pizzagate. It's amazing in that the reporter gives it a fair hearing and doesn't dismiss it as couldn't possibly be true like MSM outlets and Ben Shapiro do. I'd be surprised if this guy manages to keep his job very long:

http://www.cbs46.com/category/306621/reality-check-with-ben-swann

Posted by: Independent George at January 19, 2017 07:14 AM (BDZWU)

49 16
Warren is 0% Cherokee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (riF5p)

I have more Cherokee blood than Warren. I have a great grandfather on my father's side who married a full blooded Cherokee.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

50 I wish I could take off tomorrow but I've got a big shipment coming at noon. I wonder if anyone would mind me setting off some morters in the parking lot.

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:15 AM (BO/km)

51 Warren is 0% Cherokee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (riF5p)

I have more Cherokee blood than Warren. I have a great grandfather on my father's side who married a full blooded Cherokee.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

My Assistant used to drive a Cherokee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:15 AM (sRFAL)

52 " "Florida Woman Pulls A Machete At A Day Care" is the headline. The final sentence in the article, however, is this...


"This isn't the first time we've seen guns at a day care. Last January, two armed men tried to rob a day care in West Palm Beach."

http://bit.ly/2jCsa5P"

It's sloppy firearm reporting like this that makes people doubt the media.

Posted by: Rolling Stone. at January 19, 2017 07:15 AM (J+eG2)

53 32
Hey good morning Vic. Hope all is well with you and your in good spirits, all things considered.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:10 AM (6Z8Cl)

Well I wigged out yesterday but I am back now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:16 AM (mpXpK)

54 Great target for the cross-bow guy.

Posted by: redenzo at January 19, 2017 07:16 AM (5wSNN)

55 *hugs Vic*

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (Om16U)

56 I doubt Warren is even .0001% Cherokee. IIRC it was just a family tale. There are no marriage records or anything substantial that would corroborate it.

She is like a red Shaun King, except she didn't even bother to use any skin reddener, or dye her hair black.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (rH4JY)

57 More noos. Today is Thursday, January 19, 2017. On this day in 1920 the senate voted down Wilson's treaty to join the United Nations. 20 years later in 1942 FDR plotted with Churchill and Stalin to create the United Nations at the Atlantic Charter conference. The UN Charter was ratified by the US in 1945 when the Democrats were firmly in charge. It was approved by a vote of 98-2. Trump needs to pull us out now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

58

Trump should offer the State of California its freedom. Cut them off, let them go independent, and be what they want to be.

California wouldn't take the deal. They just want to start trouble.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (q5uuT)

59 The Choom's decision to free the PR FALN terrorist is drawing fire from all over. The founders did not anticipate having an America hating idiot for a President when they drew up the constitution and gave him pardon power.


http://fxn.ws/2iM3dAE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

60 Mor-tar not Morter. I blame somebody else..

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (BO/km)

61 McShitty is still milking his time in front of the cameras snubbing Trump. Oh how the MFM loves their favorite fake Republican.


http://fxn.ws/2jqkGk4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

62 A NY lawyer is begging Obama to pardon Scankles before he leaves tomorrow. He has never liked Scankles and I think he would already have pardoned her if not for that. But he can not pardon her for the potential/pending NY charges she has hanging.


http://fxn.ws/2k351Xa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

63 Federal regulators have charged the nation's largest student loan company of fraud and cheating students with loans through them. I guess the feds did not want to get stuck with all those bad loans after Obama nationalized the student loan business.


http://fxn.ws/2jzZPgy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

64 Well I wigged out yesterday but I am back now.


Posted by: Vic

An occasional wig out is okay. Sometime you just have to get your mind right.

Positive thoughts and all of that

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

65 I am starting t o celebrate this PM. A friend, another conservative Dentist, has time to kill so we are going to go out to eat and liift a few. Then tomorrow night is the one year anniversary of the death of a my neighbor and a good friend and his wife is inviting everyone to a local bar to lift a few to him... And they are also good conservatives. 28 1/2 hours to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (sRFAL)

66 The Choom warns Trump of the dangers of moving the US embassy to Israel. Too bad the asshole will not be around to shit on Israel anymore.


http://fxn.ws/2iUotrc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

67 Pence doesn't like Obama freeing traitor Manning either.


http://fxn.ws/2k5EMDs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

68 I found a funny -ish painting to stick on my blog
along with a few writer blog po posts

mainly because I'm too lazy to do a book review

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:19 AM (Om16U)

69 Obama's corrupt NOAA issues their last (hopefully) fraudulent warning on the AGW scam. Hopefully Trump will clean out this nest of vipers.


http://wapo.st/2iMsGdq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

70 Vic, tell us a story about life before the Norman invasion.

/chin on palms

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:19 AM (B+qrE)

71 A specialist group has issued a report that says Obamacare has cost small business in America 300,000 jobs. I do not doubt it. Meanwhile idiot Republicans drag their feet with repeal arguing about what to replace it with. It should be obvious that it should be replaced with what we had before, nothing.


http://bit.ly/2iMCkMN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

72 Trump to immediately sign as many as 200 EOs nullifying Obama's pen and phone.


http://bit.ly/2k3BD2L

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

73 BTW, welcome to the last Thursday of the Obama presidency.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (SEXy3)

74 BOA is not the only bank struggling and closing offices (we no longer have one at all here). Wells Fargo is also closing a lot of branches. We still have one of those here.


http://bit.ly/2iExuq1

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

75 >>>Obama Pushing to Have Last Minute Indictment in Cop Who Had "Loosie" Garner in Legal Choke Hold


Erm, why not indict the black, female sergeant who was the ranking officer? As the one in charge, she bears the ultimate responsibility for what went down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (rH4JY)

76
"This isn't the first time we've seen guns at a day care. Last January, two armed men tried to rob a day care in West Palm Beach."
________________________

I wonder how many crayons and juice boxes they were hoping to score in that robbery?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (riF5p)

77 The most important question for DeVos is how will she utilize the Education Department to fight climate change? And second is keeping education grants from ending up in Trumps grubby hands.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (1BQGO)

78 'Obamacare has cost small business in America 300,000 jobs'

That's awful low. Leave off a zero?

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (BO/km)

79 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks. I have recovered from my "wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week. My wife said to pass on to all the Morons her thanks fore arguing to straighten my dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

80
Recognize "Palestine" today or 11:45AM tomorrow?

Place your bets, please.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (mbhDw)

81 Obama's corrupt NOAA issues their last (hopefully) fraudulent warning on the AGW scam.

I will have you know that the planet warmed an out-of-control one hundredth of a degree last year.

Plus or minus a tenth of a degree.

No, really this just happened.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (B+qrE)

82 Four freakin' days of internet troubles. Sigh. Majorly internet withdrawal symptoms. So, is ace doing the election repeat thingie?

Cuz that would be fun.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (xpfRn)

83 75
Erm, why not indict the black, female sergeant who was the ranking officer? As the one in charge, she bears the ultimate responsibility for what went down.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (rH4JY)


You forgot to mention that that is a rhetorical question.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (mbhDw)

84 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

Yay! I knew we could count on Mrs. Vic!
*hugs Mrs. Vic*

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (Om16U)

85 'BOA is not the only bank struggling and closing offices'

That's good news. BOA is a BODs.

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (BO/km)

86 Trump to immediately sign as many as 200 EOs nullifying Obama's pen and phone.


http://bit.ly/2k3BD2L

Posted by: Vic

I hope he is ambidextrous. I wouldn't want him to get carpal tunnel the first week in.

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

87 She sounds like a little girl.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (tOcW/)

Ya don't say?
Posted by: Polanski at January 19, 2017 07:07 AM (sRFAL)


Funny you should ask that, fake Roman, because they grown women with little girl voices are stuck in an age warp from when they... get this, were first sexually abused.

So, I don't know if that applies to Gillibrand, because she doesn't sound TOO much like a little girl, but she does have the look and voice of somebody who was super cool and hot and popular in high school. And hasn't really grown up since.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (Pz4pT)

88 82 Four freakin' days of internet troubles. Sigh. Majorly internet withdrawal symptoms. So, is ace doing the election repeat thingie?

Cuz that would be fun.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (xpfRn


No idea. I'd rather we live blogged the Inauguration.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:23 AM (mbhDw)

89 I'm still betting on a pardon for Skankles. In return she'll be an Obama shill for the rest of her miserable life, handshaking crowds at new payday loan stores and press dinners.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:23 AM (6Z8Cl)

90 37
Any update yet on what Tulsi Gabbard was doing, and who she was meeting in Syria?





Seems like the media would be interested in what was going on there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:12 AM (J+eG2)

That Tulsi Gabbard visit to Syria is actually a violation of US law, but Democrats do that shit all the time and get away with it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:23 AM (mpXpK)

91 That's great Vic. Best of luck to you.

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:23 AM (BO/km)

92 >>>Bear-Baiting Has Consequences: Lavrov Accuses UK, France, Germany of US Election Interference

We will bury ... this story.

Posted by: MSM at January 19, 2017 07:24 AM (rH4JY)

93 Vic, you're in my prayers!!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at January 19, 2017 07:24 AM (RR9wF)

94 40
I usually lurk to read Vic's morning news. May I ask what's wrong?

Posted by: euro at January 19, 2017 07:13 AM (mMUn1)

I was diagnosed with cancer in my upper GI track. Was supposed to go to Charleston yesterday.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:24 AM (mpXpK)

95 85 'BOA is not the only bank struggling and closing offices'

That's good news. BOA is a BODs.
Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2017 07:22 AM (BO/km)


Sorry for the average normal depositor. But their corporate decisions were all SJW-based and destructive. So fuck them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:24 AM (mbhDw)

96 Putin on the moral depravity of western political elites, and what he views as an attempted coup against Trump by the same people who pulled off the Maidanist coup. (And a bit of Putin humor, at no extra charge):
https://youtu.be/K9Nah3rZZWE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 07:25 AM (idQ8d)

97 So, is ace doing the election repeat thingie?

Cuz that would be fun.


That moment when CNN's John King was doing the numbers out of Pinellas County, Florida is my favorite memory. King knew right then that she was in trouble.

Wolf "Jeapardy Crater" Blitzer should have been wearing an actual "I'm with her" cheerleader outfit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:25 AM (B+qrE)

98 Vic! Sorry for your bad medical update. Got you in our hearts and prayers, of course.

My oldest brother (73) with untreatable stage 4 terminal cancer riddling his body, went into the hospital a couple of days ago, presumably for the end game. It's really hard on our mom.

Nine years older brother was a pain but also a great inspiration. I'm selfish. I want him to hang around some more.

Want you to hang around some more, too, Vic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - praying for health and help at January 19, 2017 07:25 AM (5RITs)

99 everyone tells me that on the phone I sound about 10 years old

not in person though
it's handy when telemarketers call
"sorry my mom's not here"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:26 AM (Om16U)

100 90 That Tulsi Gabbard visit to Syria is actually a violation of US law, but Democrats do that shit all the time and get away with it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:23 AM (mpXpK)

"US Law? Never heard of it."

- - Charles Gib-ocrat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:27 AM (mbhDw)

101 I will have you know that the planet warmed an out-of-control one hundredth of a degree last year.

Plus or minus a tenth of a degree.

No, really this just happened.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (B+qrE)


I'm guessing a majority of Globull Warmening believers can tell you within a hundredth of a percentage point what the supposed Erf temperature was for the last 30 years, could also not tell you within 10 percentage points what they're paying in interest on their maxed out credit cards.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2017 07:27 AM (Pz4pT)

102 Well I wigged out yesterday but I am back now.


Posted by: Vic


Good to see you, Vic. Wish I could hip-check your neighbor into the next county and split a bottle of brown with you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2017 07:27 AM (X6fMO)

103 everyone tells me that on the phone I sound about 10 years old

How you doin'???

Posted by: Harry Reid (D-Possibly in your closet) at January 19, 2017 07:27 AM (B+qrE)

104 Good morning gentlepersons! In Northern Illinois we are in the middle of an epic January thaw. Weather people did warn that sometimes the swingback could be rough this morning. All 'news' led with the warmest year on record, but two of the local weather ignored it and just warned about the atypical Jan thaw.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (MIKMs)

105 99 everyone tells me that on the phone I sound about 10 years old

not in person though
it's handy when telemarketers call
"sorry my mom's not here"
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:26 AM (Om16U)


My mom cursed at them in Hungarian. The calls tapered off suddenly . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (mbhDw)

106 The Choom's decision to free the PR FALN terrorist
is drawing fire from all over. The founders did not anticipate having an
America hating idiot for a President when they drew up the constitution
and gave him pardon power.


http://fxn.ws/2iM3dAE



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

*taps Natural Born Citizen clause in Constitution*

Posted by: Count de Monet, a Birther at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (JO9+V)

107 Vic,

May God Bless and keep you. Prayers for you from Germany.

Posted by: euro at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (mMUn1)

108 That moment when CNN's John King was doing the
numbers out of Pinellas County, Florida is my favorite memory. King
knew right then that she was in trouble.



Wolf "Jeapardy Crater" Blitzer should have been wearing an actual "I'm with her" cheerleader outfit.
Posted by: Circa

I was following along with the Horde. I could not watch the TV coverage.
When nic Dave in Fla kept reassuring us as the night went along that Trump would hold Fla, no matter what the "experts" were saying, I had hope. Then the magnificent Cheeseheads shot a load on Shilldogs back.
Almost as good as the Cubs winning.

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (8ikIW)

109 Sorry to hear the news, Vic. Wishing you the best possible outcome.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (C8aCP)

110 As the nation prepares for the peaceful transfer of power on Inauguration Day, CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office.


Nice ha? The Secret Service should pay them a visit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:29 AM (sRFAL)

111 i skipped all nooz on Nov 8, went to bed early, woke up with no idea if I should get up at all or just stay there for the next 4 years

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (Om16U)

112 Wells Fargo is also closing a lot of branches

--

Some name changing going on also. Some of my paperwork was rewritten, and reissued. Everything is all the same, only the name has changed.

Don't know what that means, but it usually means the bank is losing money.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (q5uuT)

113 >>>Close Friend of the Clintons Threatens to Assassinate Trump

Anybody else pick up on how grotesque this is?

Hillary Clinton gave the eulogy at his mother's funeral.

His mother died in the 9/11 terrorist attack.

He was supporting someone who wanted to bring in hordes of unvetted Muslims, like the ones who killed his mother, to such an extent that he wants to kill her opponent. These people.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (rH4JY)

114 My mom cursed at them in Hungarian.

Vowels? We don't need no stinking vowels.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (B+qrE)

115 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

The big banks are closing branches because their customers bank on-line and don't need branches for most things. It's not an indication of anything other than smart business. JP Morgan has closed many more than Wells Fargo and they just reported great earnings.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (rF0hx)

116 Then the magnificent Cheeseheads shot a load on Shilldogs back.

*spits coffee on monitor* Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (6Z8Cl)

117 96 Putin on the moral depravity of western political elites, and what he views as an attempted coup against Trump by the same people who pulled off the Maidanist coup. (And a bit of Putin humor, at no extra charge):
https://youtu.be/K9Nah3rZZWE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 07:25 AM (idQ8d)


It really is a sad state of affairs, and dripping with irony, when it takes a brutal, fascistic thug dictator to point out the thug-like tactics of the Democrat Party. I guess it takes on to know one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (mbhDw)

118 @110 are they really speculating that on air?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (Om16U)

119 everyone tells me that on the phone I sound about 10 years old

not in person though
it's handy when telemarketers call
"sorry my mom's not here"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 07:26 AM (Om16U)


One of the few things I've got going for me is a fairly mellifluous telephone voice. Inevitably, whenever someone who has only heard me speak meets me in person, the first words out of their mouth are, "You don't look anything like I pictured you!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (X6fMO)

120 114 My mom cursed at them in Hungarian.

Vowels? We don't need no stinking vowels.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (B+qrE)

Towards the end, she was sadly inconsonant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:31 AM (mbhDw)

121 95 Sorry for the average normal depositor. But their corporate decisions were all SJW-based and destructive. So fuck them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:24 AM (mbhDw)

Ultimately they were bowing to Obama's illegal use of the "red lining" regulation to sue banks for not making "enough" loans to inner city blacks with no collateral. You know, the real cause of the banking collapse.

That is another area Trump needs to visit. Clinton put that crap in and Bush never did a thing about it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

122 That's good news. BOA is a BODs.
____________________

So is Wells Fargo. Back before the RE crash, they had Spanish-language signs posted all over AZ, urging illegal aliens to come in and get their no-money-down, government-backed home loans.

You don't need to have a SS #! You don't need to have a green card! You won't be asked about your immigration status!

Some people complained, and WF issued a nasty, holier-than-thou public statement, saying that the latino community was an important part of their customer base, and they believe in being inclusive, and anybody who objected was obviously just a stupid raaaaacist bigot and shut up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 07:31 AM (riF5p)

123 Wells Fargo is also closing a lot of branches

--

Some name changing going on also. Some of my paperwork was rewritten, and reissued. Everything is all the same, only the name has changed.

Don't know what that means, but it usually means the bank is losing money.
Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (q5uuT)


Aren't they the ones who got in trouble, and had to pay billions in fines for not giving enough loans to bad credit ratings of color?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2017 07:32 AM (Pz4pT)

124 *sob*

I'll bet Scott Pruitt was laughing when Cecil was assassinated! What a piece of sh*t!

*sob*

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at January 19, 2017 07:32 AM (rH4JY)

125 >>>magnificent Cheeseheads shot a load on Shilldogs back.

PHRASING!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY, PHRASING!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 07:32 AM (cBdd5)

126 former Marine reacts to Mattis confirmation

https://youtu.be/yHJFHwZNxeU
--

That was funny as hell. Jerk off with sandpaper....heh

One. Freaking. Day!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (+FSld)

127 110 As the nation prepares for the peaceful transfer of power on Inauguration Day, CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office.


Nice ha? The Secret Service should pay them a visit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:29 AM (sRFAL)


Say, WHAT??!

I do not know what laws govern cable networks, but if the FCC has dominion/jurisdiction, CNN's license should be revoked and taken off the air.

That is just fundamentally irresponsible and dangerous to allow that kind of garbage to be broadcast/transmitted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (mbhDw)

128 If CNN is speculating about Trump and Pence being blown up they are even more reprehensible than I thought.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (tOcW/)

129 My mom cursed at them in Hungarian.


How's her hotscakes?

Posted by: Ebb at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (JO9+V)

130 As the nation prepares for the peaceful transfer of power on Inauguration Day, CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:29 AM (sRFAL)

I sure would like to see the FCC pull CNN's broadcast license.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (6Z8Cl)

131 Wells Fargo is also closing a lot of branches

--

Some name changing going on also. Some of my paperwork was rewritten, and reissued. Everything is all the same, only the name has changed.

Don't know what that means, but it usually means the bank is losing money.
Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (q5uuT)

Banks are in the same boat as malls and newspapers...Many of the things people used to walk into banks for are being done online. Retai banking is on the way out also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (sRFAL)

132 I'll bet Scott Pruitt was laughing when Cecil was assassinated! What a piece of sh*t!



*sob*

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel

I don't watch Kimmel
When the man show was on, I didn't realize that Kimmel was a wussy.

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 07:34 AM (8ikIW)

133 98 Posted by: mindful webworker - praying for health and help at January 19, 2017 07:25 AM (5RITs)


Thank you and prayers for your bother. Stage 4 is rough. My youngest brother's wife's father went in with stage 4 from skin cancer that had migrated to his lungs. When it hits that point you do not last long.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:34 AM (mpXpK)

134 BurtTC at January 19, 2017 07:32 AM
--

What I heard, here I think, they were creating fictitious new accounts to inflate growth numbers. By 'they' of course I mean rogue lone wolf bank agents were pumping up their numbers.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:35 AM (q5uuT)

135 121
That is another area Trump needs to visit. Clinton put that crap in and Bush never did a thing about it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:31 AM (mpXpK)


I don't know what the statute of limitations are, and what the charges would be, but I would dearly love to see Jamie Gorelick imprisoned for a very long time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:35 AM (mbhDw)

136 Weird how Sim City never had banks

Posted by: V the K at January 19, 2017 07:35 AM (Y8/uq)

137 16 hours 17 minutes.

That is all.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 19, 2017 07:35 AM (d76uN)

138 102 Good to see you, Vic. Wish I could hip-check your neighbor into the next county and split a bottle of brown with you.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2017 07:27 AM (X6fMO)

I wish you could hip-check her out of the State.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:36 AM (mpXpK)

139 Wells Fargo is also the bank recently in trouble for letting employees open customer accounts, bonusing them for their efforts, and collecting all kinds of fees from the new accounts.

One small problem.

The customers were unaware . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 07:36 AM (JO9+V)

140 What I heard, here I think, they were creating fictitious new accounts to inflate growth numbers. By 'they' of course I mean rogue lone wolf bank agents were pumping up their numbers.

Yes. This was Wells Fargo. And using other people's money for said accounts.

Jon "Aaaannnnd It's Gone" Corzine could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:36 AM (B+qrE)

141 107
Vic,



May God Bless and keep you. Prayers for you from Germany.

Posted by: euro at January 19, 2017 07:28 AM (mMUn1)

Thanks

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

142 Bye bye Barky, you dick head.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 19, 2017 07:37 AM (DaNJZ)

143 WTF is going down in Syria, anyway? McCain, Graham, Clinton, Gabbard-- something deeply corrupt seems to be going on that can't hide behind a pretense of geopolitical gamesmanship.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 07:38 AM (oVJmc)

144 112 Some name changing going on also. Some of my
paperwork was rewritten, and reissued. Everything is all the same, only
the name has changed.



Don't know what that means, but it usually means the bank is losing money.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:30 AM (q5uuT)

That is what happens when a bank is bought out. My original bank here was bought out by the CnS bank, then BOA, and then shutdown. It changed names three times I think and I never changed my account at all until I just closed everything at BoA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:39 AM (mpXpK)

145
Jon Corzine, that is the name I was trying to remember yesterday. Couldn't, for the life of me, remember his name. I knew it wasn't Bernie Maddow.

Something in one of the threads yesterday or the day before about people not going to jail for the crimes they were pulling off.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 07:39 AM (q5uuT)

146 my personal fav was franken repeatedly pressing a nominee to explain his blind trust owning a tobacco stock something like 20 years ago.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:40 AM (WTSFk)

147 Jon "Aaaannnnd It's Gone" Corzine could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:36 AM (B+qrE)

Other than being a senator and govenor....why isn't this guy sharing a cell w/Madoff?

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2017 07:40 AM (x9c8r)

148 Vic

Glad to hear that you got past that initial emotional and mental hurdle.


I know when I got the news on my biopsies, I just sat there, stunned for about 36 hours.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:40 AM (J+eG2)

149 Been trying to figure out if Barky is gonna pardon the hag or not. I keep coming back to the thought that he won't because then she would have no reason to not turn on him if there are any investigations of things done during his administration. Kind of like how the Clinton's can't divorce because "spousal privilege".

I wouldn't bet the house on it though.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 19, 2017 07:41 AM (RfzVr)

150 Somehow I can picture at the point where Trump puts his hand on the bible, Hillary rushes up, knocks Trump down and grabs the bible and swears herself in....and the MSM would cheer and cheer and cheer...

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2017 07:41 AM (ogUTd)

151 That's it for today folks. I have recovered from my "wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week. My wife said to pass on to all the Morons her thanks fore arguing to straighten my dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Thank you Vic, this is the right decision.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at January 19, 2017 07:41 AM (rH4JY)

152 Elizabeth Warren denies Betsy DeVos a post-hearing handshake




She should have offered her a peace pipe first

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 07:41 AM (auHtY)

153 Vic #71: ...Obamacare... idiot Republicans drag their feet with repeal arguing about what to replace it with. It should be obvious that it should be replaced with what we had before, nothing.

My greatest hope on the "repeal and replace" line comes from VPE Pence a week or two back talking about what they mean by "replace." Sounded a lot like what we had before O'care, plus permitting across-stateline coverage.

Posted by: mindful webworker - doctor doctor gimme the news at January 19, 2017 07:41 AM (5RITs)

154 That is a very clever-and scathing-Ramirez cartoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 07:42 AM (tOcW/)

155 Yikes! I thought that pic had something to do with Heaven's Gate. Thankfully its just the phony Injun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2017 07:42 AM (3rXdF)

156 With each re-load, the pic up top gets a little weirder looking.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Cherokee nation... Cherokee triiiibe.... at January 19, 2017 07:42 AM (5RITs)

157 I had some antiques delivered from PA yesterday. The transport duo were a couple of guys in their 60s/early 70s, real blue collar fellas. The owner of the duo started talking politics, something I'd never do with a stranger. He'd been transporting furniture for 40 years. I happened to ask him if his biz really took off with the advent of eBay, etc. where people could buy old pieces from all over the country. He said, in no uncertain terms, that his business took a nose dive when Obama got into office.

He went on to say he'd been a Democrat all his life. His partner said the same. He said all his blue collar friends in PA were Democrats and that, while they didn't like Trump at all, they all voted for him. Biggest reason? They hated Hillary Clinton and her deep as bone marrow corruption. Second reason was the economy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 19, 2017 07:43 AM (+FSld)

158 Wish I had a dollar for every white person that claims to be ,whatever percentage, American Indian. They never claim to be some obscure tribe like Paiute or Pitt River, it's is always the cool tribes like Cherokee or Apache.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2017 07:43 AM (rGKRU)

159 My 'Half Breed' & Paul Revere and The Raiders 'Indian Reservation' will tell you all you need to know about the First Nation People. Senator Warren & share blood - not that we menstruate anymore.

Posted by: CHER at January 19, 2017 07:44 AM (bc2Lc)

160 t I would dearly love to see Jamie Gorelick imprisoned for a very long time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:35 AM (mbhDw)

Don't hold your breath on that one...she did some legal work for his son in law Jared Kushner. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:44 AM (sRFAL)

161 The Choom warns Trump of the dangers of moving the US embassy to Israel. Too bad the asshole will not be around to shit on Israel anymore.


http://fxn.ws/2iUotrc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


You made an error there. Trump plans to move the embassy to Al-Quds.

Posted by: John Brennan at January 19, 2017 07:44 AM (rH4JY)

162 152 Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 07:41 AM (auHtY)


What a contrast; a permanent denizen of the faculty lounges who has no conception of how the world works yet deigns to impose her insanity on all of us next to an accomplished, intelligent woman with impeccable credentials, bona fides and solid ideas.

In a way, it's better that Ms. DeVos wasn't exposed to that dog's filthy hand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:44 AM (mbhDw)

163 OK, I really need to buckle down and get some work done for a while. May BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2017 07:44 AM (X6fMO)

164 That's it for today folks. I have recovered from my "wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week. My wife said to pass on to all the Morons her thanks fore arguing to straighten my dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

you are a wig out with that kind of news ! Just keep on Keepin On & you are in my thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (y3aQB)

165 Tomorrow people, but only for a short time.....

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (/CIN4)

166 Damn, Warren looks like a high school math teacher..

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (Bdeb0)

167 ALLOWED ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (y3aQB)

168 " CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office. "

Seriously ? No /sarc tag ?
Actually saying those words ?

Wow.

It's gonna be a real exciting four years, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (kOE06)

169 Wish I had a dollar for every white person that claims to be ,whatever percentage, American Indian. They never claim to be some obscure tribe like Paiute or Pitt River, it's is always the cool tribes like Cherokee or Apache.
Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2017 07:43 AM (rGKRU)

I'm a Member of The Tribe. Where do I go to get my Casino cut?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (sRFAL)

170 I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel shoves rocks up his twat

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (/CIN4)

171 The Choom's decision to free the PR FALN terrorist is drawing fire from all over. The founders did not anticipate having an America hating idiot for a President when they drew up the constitution and gave him pardon power.


http://fxn.ws/2iM3dAE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:17 AM (mpXpK)




They probably also didn't anticipate have so much of the country being so utterly ignorant and stupid to put a raging anti-American douche in the White House to do as much damage to the country as he could. A better informed and educated country and Barry would have never left the glory hole at Man's Country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (auHtY)

172 160 t I would dearly love to see Jamie Gorelick imprisoned for a very long time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:35 AM (mbhDw)

Don't hold your breath on that one...she did some legal work for his son in law Jared Kushner. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:44 AM (sRFAL)


Yes that is somewhere between eyebrow-raising and somewhat troubling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (mbhDw)

173 " CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office. "

Seriously ? No /sarc tag ?
Actually saying those words ?

Wow.

It's gonna be a real exciting four years, innit ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (kOE06)

yes the were actually spit balling that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (sRFAL)

174 0 to go (1 to Inauguration Day )

Finally!

Posted by: sinalco at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (yODqO)

175 Apparently they named a species of moth after Trump. I think they should rename the latin name for the Honey Badger in his honor because Honey Badger Trump doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Independent George at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (BDZWU)

176 173 " CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office. "

Seriously ? No /sarc tag ?
Actually saying those words ?

Wow.

It's gonna be a real exciting four years, innit ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (kOE06)

yes the were actually spit balling that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

will the pressure cooker have a CNN logo on the side of it?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 07:47 AM (/CIN4)

177 Wish I had a dollar for every white person that
claims to be ,whatever percentage, American Indian. They never claim to
be some obscure tribe like Paiute or Pitt River, it's is always the cool
tribes like Cherokee or Apache.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2017 07:43 AM (rGKRU)

Naturally. Just like how a past life proponent is never a stable boy or scullery maid.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 07:47 AM (JO9+V)

178 Yes that is somewhere between eyebrow-raising and somewhat troubling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (mbhDw)

Yes. I think there is an MOT connection there. Both families have been involved in the same Jewish Organizations.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:47 AM (sRFAL)

179 169
I'm a Member of The Tribe. Where do I go to get my Casino cut?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (sRFAL)


Naftali is not that kind of tribe. Now go get your dreidl box.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:48 AM (mbhDw)

180 Pudding cups?

Check


Valu-Rite?

Check


Batman Cape?

Check





Feels like I'm forgetting something.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:48 AM (J+eG2)

181 I have recovered from my "wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week.

--

Yay! I'm really glad you're going, Vic. It's funny how this blogs affects its readers. I thought about you a lot yesterday and was hoping you'd change your mind. We're all behind you.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 19, 2017 07:48 AM (+FSld)

182 178 Yes. I think there is an MOT connection there. Both families have been involved in the same Jewish Organizations.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:47 AM (sRFAL)


What organization is Gorelick's? Kapos United?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:48 AM (mbhDw)

183 No worries, Vic. It's understood; I had my wig out on Tuesday. I guess sit's nice to know I'm not the only one there.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 07:49 AM (rJOC2)

184 171 They probably also didn't anticipate have so much of
the country being so utterly ignorant and stupid to put a raging
anti-American douche in the White House to do as much damage to the
country as he could. A better informed and educated country and Barry
would have never left the glory hole at Man's Country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 07:46 AM (auHtY)

They wrote a Constitution they "thought" would prevent the federal government from creating a Free Shit Army of voters. In fact, their Constitution had the State controlling voters which nearly all required you to be a male property owner who paid taxes to vote.
That was all undone by the 14th amendment and a SCOTUS packed with FDR Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:49 AM (mpXpK)

185
That was all undone by the 14th amendment and a SCOTUS packed with FDR Democrats.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:49 AM (mpXpK

And the 17th, which rendered the Senate obsolete. To the people, not to the Leviathan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:50 AM (mbhDw)

186 trump himself has said he'll repeal the aca and immediately replace it. but it's not necessary.

you can repeal the act entirely leaving everyone's insurance as it stands. besides, no one can buy insurance after january 31 anyway until next november.

it's one of the crazy things about the aca: it mandates you buy insurance, but prevents you from buying insurance for 10 months of the year. nobody has been able to explain this insanity. insane.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:51 AM (WTSFk)

187 Feels like I'm forgetting something.

I'd like to go on record as saying that we HAVE A RIGHT to pics of AtC's bewbs on such an historic occasion. And stuff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:51 AM (B+qrE)

188 I'd like to go on record as saying that we HAVE A RIGHT to pics of AtC's bewbs on such an historic occasion. And stuff.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

I hereby second that motion

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 07:51 AM (/CIN4)

189 Damn, Warren looks like a high school math teacher..

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (Bdeb0)




And sounds like Ruth Buzzi's old spinster character Gladys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (auHtY)

190 186
it's one of the crazy things about the aca: it mandates you buy insurance, but prevents you from buying insurance for 10 months of the year. nobody has been able to explain this insanity. insane.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:51 AM (WTSFk)


But they can penalize you for not having it. Not being able to buy it is no excuse, peasant!

(yes, I know they wait the year)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (mbhDw)

191 Btw, that Liawatha pics gets the same reaction from me as the boys of Delta House had during pledge selection when Ken Dorfman's pic went up.


Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (JO9+V)

192 Morning, Horde. Home from work to nursemaid my wife, who is down with some kind of nasty intestinal flu. Not my idea of fun but I wouldn't want her to do that alone. A bit more than 24 hours and we are free of the taint of the SCOAMF, which sounds like the title of a Sherlock Holmes adventure if Arthur Conan Doyle were a Moron.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (1FhAQ)

193 ...the government enacts a law demanding you do something and as part of the law prohibits you from doing it! kafka couldn't have crafted a more ridiculous scenario.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (WTSFk)

194 Today ought to have a theme song. I nominate:

Metallica, King Nothing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (J+mig)

195
I don't know whose voice is more grating, Warren's of Hillary's.

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)

196 If Bergdahl gets into some makeup, tears, and a gown by noon, any chance of a pardon by midnight?

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (Bdeb0)

197 it's one of the crazy things about the aca: it mandates you buy insurance, but prevents you from buying insurance for 10 months of the year. nobody has been able to explain this insanity. insane.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:51 AM (WTSFk

Well the point of that was to prevent people from waiting till they got sick to go out an then buy Insurance. Then dropping it again after they got better.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (sRFAL)

198 >>my personal fav was franken repeatedly pressing a nominee to explain his blind trust owning a tobacco stock something like 20 years ago.

That was particularly sleazy. Franken said his father had died of lung cancer and he couldn't believe a doctor would hold tobacco stock despite Price saying he had no idea he had the stock, it was part of a 401K type investment.

Best part of the whole thing was Senator Isakson from Georgia reading Franken's investment portfolio and pointing out that he also held stock in tobacco company stocks.

Typical dishonest liberal.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (/tuJf)

199 173 " CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office. "

Seriously ? No /sarc tag ?
Actually saying those words ?

Wow.

It's gonna be a real exciting four years, innit ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:45 AM (kOE06)

yes the were actually spit balling that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Memba' when the Left accuse the Right of using violent eliminist rhetoric few years ago after that congress lady got shot by some nutjob? Memba? I memba! So, when some nutjob takes a pot shot at Trump (and someone will, IMO), can we blame the Left for violent eliminist rhetoric too?? Stop laughing!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (3rXdF)

200 @Cher 159 You should have known you and Greg Allman were doomed. Cherokee should never mingle with a member of the Slap A Ho tribe.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (rGKRU)

201 194 Today ought to have a theme song. I nominate:

Metallica, King Nothing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (J+mig)


Dave Edmunds' "Crawling From the Wreckage" comes to mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)

202 Oh, and USAF B-2s bombed ISIS camps in Southern Libya, according to CNN. Not sure why this is a story.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (1FhAQ)

203
trump himself has said he'll repeal the aca and immediately replace it. but it's not necessary.



you can repeal the act entirely leaving everyone's insurance as it
stands. besides, no one can buy insurance after january 31 15th* anyway until
next november.



it's one of the crazy things about the aca: it mandates you buy
insurance, but prevents you from buying insurance for 10 months of the
year. nobody has been able to explain this insanity. insane.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:51 AM (WTSFk)

* Unless you have a qualifying event.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 07:54 AM (JO9+V)

204 Mornin' everybody.

Keep fighting the good fight, Vic. I was hoping you'd change your mind, too.

Posted by: Mainah at January 19, 2017 07:54 AM (B+qrE)

205 If Bergdahl gets into some makeup, tears, and a gown by noon, any chance of a pardon by midnight?
Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (Bdeb0)

I still think he might pardon that cock sucker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:54 AM (sRFAL)

206 Seems like the media has shifted their coverage ever so slightly.

A little bit less emphasis on the protests.

A little more emphasis on the preparations, and actual transfer of power.

Not much of a shift, but noticeable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:54 AM (J+eG2)

207 143. Syria. The worst of the heavy fighting is over. Aleppo has been liberated. Lavrov has invited Trump officials to attend talks on the matter in Astana. Fighting continues, but it's largely air strikes now. Yesterday, Turks and Russians conducted joint strikes on ISIS targets, which is an encouraging development.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 07:54 AM (SycO1)

208 198 Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (/tuJf)


Isakson is generally a reliable RINO douchebag, but that was good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:55 AM (mbhDw)

209 195
I don't know whose voice is more grating, Warren's of Hillary's.

Feh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)
===

Warren always sounds like she's about to cry.

Posted by: Independent George at January 19, 2017 07:55 AM (BDZWU)

210 >>201
194 Today ought to have a theme song. I nominate:

Metallica, King Nothing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (J+mig)

Heart, Dog and Butterfly.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 07:55 AM (Bdeb0)

211 Best part of the whole thing was Senator Isakson from Georgia reading Franken's investment portfolio and pointing out that he also held stock in tobacco company stocks.

Best Scott Pruitt moment as they were trying to tie him to his campaign donors:

"Yes, I accepted contributions from them. And I sued some as well."

"Who?"

"ExxonMobil."

I chortled.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:55 AM (B+qrE)

212 197: aha! thank you, that makes some sense.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2017 07:56 AM (WTSFk)

213 Warren looks exactly like a caricature of a "church lady".

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 19, 2017 07:56 AM (hLRSq)

214 "In return she'll be an Obama shill for the rest of her miserable life..."

Which I don't think is going to be that long...got her in the dead pool for April of this year. Will be stunned if she makes it halfway through Trump's first reign of snowflake terror.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (kVX3W)

215 Today ought to have a theme song. I nominate:



Metallica, King Nothing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (J+mig)





Dave Edmunds' "Crawling From the Wreckage" comes to mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)

I'm partial to "Grow the Roses of Success" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
https://youtu.be/GND10sWq0n0

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (JO9+V)

216 Today, the nation starts taking the Moviprep.

Tomorrow, the cleansing..........

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (J+eG2)

217 213 Warren looks exactly like a caricature of a "church lady".
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 19, 2017 07:56 AM (hLRSq)


I don't know which is less appealing to stick my dick into; Dana Carvey's ass or Woo-Woo's hoo-hoo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (mbhDw)

218 And another day, one of infinity, welcomes non-President Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (1CroS)

219 209 195
I don't know whose voice is more grating, Warren's of Hillary's.

Feh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:53 AM (mbhDw)
===

Warren always sounds like she's about to cry.


Channelling her inner Pat Schroeder. That was always her schtick.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (rJOC2)

220 Oh, and USAF B-2s bombed ISIS camps in Southern Libya, according to CNN. Not sure why this is a story.

I'm quite certain that I remember a time when there were no ISIS camps in southern Libya.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (B+qrE)

221 vic, prayers up for you and the medical team you have. may god guide their hands for you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (KP5rU)

222 216 Today, the nation starts taking the Moviprep.

Tomorrow, the cleansing..........
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 07:57 AM (J+eG2)


Barack Obama - the national emetic. Too slow acting, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:58 AM (mbhDw)

223 By the way not that anyone else here might care, but I think it sucks that the Steroids/PED guys are gaining in their quest to get into the Baseball HOF. I would never vote for one o f them. Others may disagree

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:58 AM (sRFAL)

224 " (and someone will, IMO) "

Honestly, I'm a little surprised it hasn't already happened.

Whoever ordered up the dump trucks full of sand around Trump Tower on election night was really thinking smart, hope whoever it was has a good job in the incoming administration.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:59 AM (kOE06)

225 If we're doing songs...

Motley Crue, "Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 07:59 AM (B+qrE)

226 223 By the way not that anyone else here might care, but I think it sucks that the Steroids/PED guys are gaining in their quest to get into the Baseball HOF. I would never vote for one o f them. Others may disagree
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 07:58 AM (sRFAL)


If you're going to keep Pete Rose out, you damn well better keep those freaks out. Agreed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:00 AM (mbhDw)

227 By the way not that anyone else here might care, but I think it sucks that the Steroids/PED guys are gaining in their quest to get into the Baseball HOF. I would never vote for one o f them. Others may disagree

Considering MLB looked the other way because it brought in the $$, they have don't have a choice, as it would show their hypocrisy.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:00 AM (rJOC2)

228 If you're going to keep Pete Rose out, you damn well better keep those freaks out. Agreed.

DALE. FREAKING. MURPHY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:01 AM (B+qrE)

229 If you're going to keep Pete Rose out, you damn well better keep those freaks out. Agreed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:00 AM (mbhDw)

I agree. IF they let those PED cheaters in they might as well let Rose in. Personally I would not let any of them in.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:01 AM (sRFAL)

230 J.J. Sefton: "I don't know whose voice is more grating, Warren's or Hillary's."

At least I understand Hillary. Liawatha keeps mumbling injun and I need a translator.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:01 AM (1CroS)

231 To add, betting on baseball was a no-no from the get-go, cumulating with the Black Sox.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:01 AM (rJOC2)

232 Considering MLB looked the other way because it brought in the $$, they have don't have a choice, as it would show their hypocrisy.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:00 AM (rJOC2)

Understand. But they have a choice. And 2 wrongs don't make a right.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:02 AM (sRFAL)

233 Vic, so so glad Mrs. Vic changed your mind. Thinking and lots of prayers for you.

1 more day!!! I can barely believe it.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2017 08:02 AM (gcme+)

234 Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (1FhAQ)

You're a good man. Will put your wife on my prayer list.

And Mindfulwebworkers brother too

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2017 08:02 AM (tOcW/)

235 Warren looks exactly like a caricature of a "church lady".

Yeah, the Church of the Poison Mind.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (Tyii7)

236 224 " (and someone will, IMO) "

Honestly, I'm a little surprised it hasn't already happened.

Whoever ordered up the dump trucks full of sand around Trump Tower on election night was really thinking smart, hope whoever it was has a good job in the incoming administration.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:59 AM (kOE06)


There's supposed to be some sort of protest there today at 6PM. Tubby Riefenstahl, Mark Ruffalo (who?), Warren Wilhelm and Rosie Perez (que?) will headline.

I'd laugh if DeBolshevik got hit in the head with a brick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (mbhDw)

237 "I had to laugh when on day 3-to-go someone requested the girly bike pic, knowing it was already set to go on day 2-to-go."

That was me, MW, and you delivered bigly. The whole series was outstanding!

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (hA4a+)

238 I haven't posted on FaceBook in four months.

I will tomorrow--but I need something very subversive.

Something only a true American, who is disgusted with Obama, would get.

While it sails over the heads of the retards that voted for him.

Ideas?

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (hecJ2)

239 >>230
J.J. Sefton: "I don't know whose voice is more grating, Warren's or Hillary's."At least I understand Hillary. Liawatha keeps mumbling injun and I need a translator. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:01 AM (1CroS)

Elizabeth Warren: Whinetalkers.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (Bdeb0)

240 232 Considering MLB looked the other way because it brought in the $$, they have don't have a choice, as it would show their hypocrisy.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:00 AM (rJOC2)

Understand. But they have a choice. And 2 wrongs don't make a right.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ah but it's the writers who vote on this, most of which are commie liberal douche bag assholes.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (/CIN4)

241 I see where Ms. Manning is still being dishonorably discharged and therefore will lose her entitlement to military health care benefits.

This means the Army will NOT be on the hook for her so-called gender-transition care. This of course can be appealed, but one would hope she would be denied VA care in the future.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (jAZR9)

242 Tolerant, Peaceful Left "React" to Abigail Breslin's Friendship with President Trump's Youngest Daughter

Ah, the practice of "shunning". These people are like the Amish, except that they are vicious, crass, and really into things like looting, bombing and public defecation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (rH4JY)

243 President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a very special Republican lady Caitlyn Jenner.

LMAO

What ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (sRFAL)

244 224 Whoever ordered up the dump trucks full of sand
around Trump Tower on election night was really thinking smart, hope
whoever it was has a good job in the incoming administration.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2017 07:59 AM (kOE06)

If I recall correctly when I linked the story it was the NYPD.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

245 Well, I never though a messenger bag could hold so much silverware.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 19, 2017 08:05 AM (Tyii7)

246

Politico : Donald Trump will have undergone a haunting rite of passage: the classified briefing given to every incoming president that explains how he can order a nuclear attack

Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin' of nuking you workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of nuking you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 08:05 AM (q5uuT)

247 228 If you're going to keep Pete Rose out, you damn well better keep those freaks out. Agreed.

DALE. FREAKING. MURPHY.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:01 AM (B+qrE)


Not a Philly fan but I wound up at Veterans Stadium and watched a 13 inning duel between them and the Braves. Bottom of the 13th, Murphy hits a 2-out Grand Slam to win it. That was pretty damn cool, sez this Mets fan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:05 AM (mbhDw)

248 Yeah, the only problem with that photo of TFG is that he surely thinks he looks way cool, there.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2017 08:05 AM (3jGss)

249 240 232 Considering MLB looked the other way because it brought in the $$, they have don't have a choice, as it would show their hypocrisy.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:00 AM (rJOC2)

Understand. But they have a choice. And 2 wrongs don't make a right.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ah but it's the writers who vote on this, most of which are commie liberal douche bag assholes.


I thought MLB did an initial vetting?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (rJOC2)

250 Ah but it's the writers who vote on this, most of which are commie liberal douche bag assholes.
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 08:03 AM (/CIN4)

yes and starting next year all the ballots will be on the record and published

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (sRFAL)

251 243 President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a very special Republican lady Caitlyn Jenner.

LMAO

What ever
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (sRFAL)


" . . . And can you "FEEL" the love tonight?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (mbhDw)

252 "Wish I had a dollar for every white person that
claims to be ,whatever percentage, American Indian. They never claim to
be some obscure tribe like Paiute or Pitt River, it's is always the cool
tribes like Cherokee or Apache.



Posted by: JROD"

I know several like that none of them ever know any of the language, culture traditions, much less live them. Best they can come up with is mouthing respect for Gaia and living in harmony in nature while enjoying the comfort of their Western lifestyle.

Nature was the American Indians biggest enemy and a lot more dangerous than Europeans.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (1BQGO)

253 "While it sails over the heads of the retards that voted for him.

Ideas?"





We won, get over it

Too subtle?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (J+eG2)

254 Gee, It's like these Democrats are spoiled brats sore losers or something. Maybe they should try holding their breath.......forever.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2017 08:07 AM (rb1zT)

255 I thought MLB did an initial vetting?
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (rJOC2

Only in as far as if there is someone on the "Ineligible" list which means Pete Rose.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:07 AM (sRFAL)

256 Thoughts and prayers, Vic. Much respect and gratitude for you.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 19, 2017 08:07 AM (JlCcb)

257 CrotchetyOldJarhead: "I hope Trump EO numero uno just says that any EO signed by Barky is rescinded, and he signs it on the podium in front of Barky."

Agreed, although if he wants to sign it on the Resolute Desk with a bust of Churchill later in the day, I'm OK with that. I'd also say, "Everything after midnight, 11/11/16, is to be considered null and void."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:08 AM (1CroS)

258 Best wishes, Vic.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2017 08:08 AM (sdi6R)

259 While it sails over the heads of the retards that voted for him.

Ideas?"


Aleppo rubble.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:08 AM (B+qrE)

260 251 243 President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a very special Republican lady Caitlyn Jenner.

LMAO

What ever
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (sRFAL)


" . . . And can you "FEEL" the love tonight?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



As long as its to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2017 08:09 AM (3rXdF)

261 >>>Wait until tomorrow . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 07:06 AM (mbhDw)

hmm

Posted by: m at January 19, 2017 08:10 AM (3jGss)

262 " everyone tells me that on the phone I sound about 10 years old "

I tell internet friends that if they heard me in person, they'd never take me seriously again, b/c I sound like a slightly more intelligent LouAnn Platter.

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2017 08:10 AM (hA4a+)

263 I'm really hoping that the Women's March on Washington devolves into a clash of the victims.

No interaction with any opposition, just pure self destruction on live tv.


And it's probably gonna start with someone yelling "You're not the boss of me".

And than it's off to the races.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:10 AM (J+eG2)

264 246 Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 08:05 AM (q5uuT)

I hated that tune when it came out, but it was around the time of the Bicentennial and I was going into my senior year in high school. What happy days those were. Alas, middle age.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (mbhDw)

265 CNN: The report emphasizes that a president from the prior administration will take power if there is an attack due to the fact that none of Trump's cabinet secretaries have been confirmed yet.

Okay, then what?

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (ogUTd)

266 Does PE Trump stay at The Blair House tonight or a huge suite in his New Hotel in DC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (sRFAL)

267 Today ought to have a theme song. I nominate:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E

Fade To Black Metallica

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (y3aQB)

268

CNN : Gambia's President-elect set to be sworn in; Incumbent won't step down.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (q5uuT)

269 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (sRFAL)

Blair House

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (y3aQB)

270 lol, Trump should tweet this out - a bit embarrased by the comments of those not understanding satire - http://tinyurl.com/jnun3d8

Posted by: firehorse at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (W13WA)

271 THAT'S WHERE POOP COMES FROM?!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (ismre)

272
Trump is staying at Paul Blair's house? What?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (mbhDw)

273 So CNN ran a Trump death porn story about what would happen if Trump was killed at the inauguration?

No words.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (4ErVI)

274 hey is that real Rodney Dangerfield on FOX. Ya know the owner of the 'Big and Fat" clothing stores?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (sRFAL)

275 No interaction with any opposition, just pure self destruction on live tv.





And it's probably gonna start with someone yelling "You're not the boss of me".



And than it's off to the races.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Only one porta potty for the hole (sic) group

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (8ikIW)

276 268

CNN : Gambia's President-elect set to be sworn in; Incumbent won't step down.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (q5uuT)


There's the song of the day:

"Oogum Boogum"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (mbhDw)

277 265
CNN: The report emphasizes that a president from the prior
administration will take power if there is an attack due to the fact
that none of Trump's cabinet secretaries have been confirmed yet.

Okay, then what?


Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (ogUTd)

CNN is FOS. The constitution covers the succession of the Presidency not CNN.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

278 Nature was the American Indians biggest enemy and a lot more dangerous than Europeans.




Outside tried to kill them every chance it got.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (PukHz)

279 CNN is dreaming up scenarios whereby the Obama administration can keep power if President-elect Donald Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence were blown up as they prepared to take to oath of office.

I would hope that would lead to all out civil war. I would hope that if Obama tried to order the military to impose martial law, they would turn on him. I think at this point America has had enough and the left should just drop it already.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (rH4JY)

280 "CNN : Gambia's President-elect set to be sworn in; Incumbent won't step down. "

I had the opportunity to spend some liberty time there during a West Africa Training Cruise (WATC) in the 80's.


Glad to see that nothing has changed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (J+eG2)

281 273 So CNN ran a Trump death porn story about what would happen if Trump was killed at the inauguration?

No words.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (4ErVI)


FCC revokes CNN's broadcast license. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (mbhDw)

282 266
Does PE Trump stay at The Blair House tonight or a huge suite in his New Hotel in DC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:11 AM (sRFAL)

Obama is in the Blair House right now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

283 263: Actually those Screeching Haridans marching on Washington helped me out. I get off work Saturday morning and normally the subway doesn't open until 7am. I can't drive because every damn thing is shut down in DC at the moment. So the subway is all there is. BUT thanks to the bitter harpies, the subway is opening at 5am. Thank you bitter screeching harpies, you bailed me out!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (3rXdF)

284 Trump is staying at Paul Blair's house? What?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:12 AM (mbhDw)

Isn't that Tradition for the President Elect?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (sRFAL)

285 278 Outside tried to kill them every chance it got.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (PukHz)

And themselves. War with each other four thousands of years. But, whitey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (mbhDw)

286 CNN: The report emphasizes that a president from the prior administration will take power if there is an attack due to the fact that none of Trump's cabinet secretaries have been confirmed yet.

...
...
...

Obama and Biden are up there, too.

Perhaps if they fell into a passing black hole.

Man, what a bag of idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (B+qrE)

287
BOA is not the only bank struggling and closing offices (we no longer
have one at all here). Wells Fargo is also closing a lot of branches.
=========
Good.

Both those need to die.

They work hand-in-glove with Democrats on every leftist dream while stealing from working Americans.
They get a pass on their illegal activities and they drive local banks out of business.
To say nothing of them basically writing Dodd-Frank in order to further drive smaller banks out of business.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (hecJ2)

288 President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at
least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a
very special Republican lady Caitlyn Jenner.


And have 'her' schlong up agin' me?

*shudder*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (oVJmc)

289 284
Isn't that Tradition for the President Elect?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (sRFAL)

It was Boog Powell for a long time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:15 AM (mbhDw)

290 Isn't that Tradition for the President Elect?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:14 AM (sRFAL)

Yep.

Posted by: Mainah at January 19, 2017 08:15 AM (B+qrE)

291 "Only one porta potty for the hole (sic) group"

And no place inside it to hang your purse.
Or Pussy Hat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:15 AM (J+eG2)

292 CNN is FOS. The constitution covers the succession of the Presidency not CNN.


Posted by: Vic

I think Alexander Haig is next in line anyway.

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 08:15 AM (8ikIW)

293 Well, CNN's "credibility is higher than ever", so they have that going for them.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:15 AM (1CroS)

294 The Hill publishes proposed budget cut targets: http://tinyurl.com/hmns73j

Trump's Privatization of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting Evidence That He Hates Children And Presbyterian Ministers In Cardigan Sweaters.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 08:16 AM (Bdeb0)

295 Ah, the practice of "shunning". These people are

like the Amish, except that they are vicious, crass, and

really into things like looting, bombing and public defecation
Spirit Protesting.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:04 AM (rH4JY)


FIFY

Posted by: John Podesta at January 19, 2017 08:16 AM (9q7Dl)

296 CNN is FOS. The constitution covers the succession of the Presidency not CNN.

President Tillerson?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:16 AM (oVJmc)

297 FCC revokes CNN's broadcast license. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (mbhDw)


With a drone strike.

Fuck these motherfuckers.

I've been up for twenty minutes and I'm already as pissed as I'll likely get.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:16 AM (4ErVI)

298 Oh, I guess it'd be Ryan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:17 AM (oVJmc)

299 "People of America, you must understand. The butt-hurt. It runs deep."- Sen. Chuck 'the Schmuck' Schumer

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2017 08:17 AM (rb1zT)

300 Zombie Reagan is next in succession until the Trumpening. CNN and what army are going to stop him?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:17 AM (1CroS)

301
Is that Gambia or Gambini? "Your honor, everything the next president says is bullshit! So I ain't leaving! You listening you fucking eggplant, mutt?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:17 AM (mbhDw)

302 DeVoe missed a beautiful opportunity to hold up a hand and say "How"!

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2017 08:18 AM (Y2CYo)

303 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

Or Metallica ONE

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 08:18 AM (y3aQB)

304 Trump to immediately sign as many as 200 EOs nullifying Obama's pen and phone.
===
Sounds like Trump intends to dump a bag of squirrels down media's pants, set their hair on fire, tie their shoelaces together and shove them down the stairs--and enjoy his inauguration celebration in peace as they'll be so distracted.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:18 AM (hecJ2)

305 Gillibrand is sitting between the Clintons and power. I think we know how Sterling Archer would describe the zone she is in.

Posted by: V the K at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (O7MnT)

306 302 DeVoe missed a beautiful opportunity to hold up a hand and say "How"!
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2017 08:18 AM (Y2CYo)


That would have been genius, but she obviously doesn't lurk here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (mbhDw)

307 The FAB leads in a poll for Mayor of NYC

Looks like it is going to be an early night for DeCommio?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (sRFAL)

308 I'm so excited
And I just can't hide it
I'm about to get President Trump
and the Left can suck it

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (Om16U)

309 President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a very special Republican lady Caitlyn Jenner.

LMAO

What ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Do you know what would happen if Trump did that? He wouldn't get "good optics" and go up in the estimation of the LGBT community.

Rather, Jenner would be vilified like in the Abigail Breslin story linked in the OP.

There is absolutely no reason why Trump should subject himself to the indignity of touching that thing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:20 AM (rH4JY)

310 Just started watching the series "The Killing." Really liking it so far. A coworker told me there's a bunch of twists. I hope it doesn't get too ridiculous.

Posted by: Mainah at January 19, 2017 08:20 AM (B+qrE)

311 If any violence at all happens at the inaugural, all of the people on those Veritas videos had better be doing significant stretches in the hoosegow.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:20 AM (Gh3fw)

312 307 The FAB leads in a poll for Mayor of NYC

Looks like it is going to be an early night for DeCommio?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (sRFAL)


Oh Lord, I may vomit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:20 AM (mbhDw)

313 Would Jenner try to lead?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

314 TRUMP NUKE ALERT North Korea places long-range nuke missiles on mobile launchers as it threatens nice surprise for Donald Trump inauguration

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (sRFAL)

315 313 Would Jenner try to lead?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

What with?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (mbhDw)

316 And JJ brings the blood-boiling photos once again. Yeesh.

Mindful webworker, if you're still here - thanks so much for those numbers/photos. The countdown alone was great but when you started adding the photos to them - ooh la la.

Vic! So glad you are going to go see the doc in Charleston. It's always good to get all the information. Tell your wife that we were happy to tell you what we thought you should do - it's Who We Are.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (sBOL1)

317 Still in transition from overnighter to morningwalker. Starting to get light out, and I think I need to nod out for a few. The animals will wake me when it's feeding time...

Stay shiny, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - zombish again at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (5RITs)

318 Nevergiveup: "Looks like it is going to be an early night for DeCommio?"

He better stay far, far away from any parks from now on.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (1CroS)

319 I hear so much about 'butt-hurt.' For 10% of us it's a way of life. A chronic condition that should be subsidized.

Posted by: Reggie at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (bc2Lc)

320 Kimmel's ratings must have needed to be goosed.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:22 AM (Gh3fw)

321 314 TRUMP NUKE ALERT North Korea places long-range nuke missiles on mobile launchers as it threatens nice surprise for Donald Trump inauguration

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:21 AM (sRFAL)


I would hope the USAF would prevent that, but the past 8 years have turned it into a crop dusting service with no pesticides.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:22 AM (mbhDw)

322 Nature was the American Indians biggest enemy and a lot more dangerous than Europeans.

Don't forget us!!

Posted by: Other Indian tribes at January 19, 2017 08:23 AM (ty7RM)

323 Trump came up with "Make America Great Again" soon after watching Romney lose in 2012.

"Five days later, Trump signed an application with the U.S. Patent and
Trademark Office, in which he asked for exclusive rights to use "Make
America Great Again" for "political action committee services, namely,
promoting public awareness of political issues and fundraising in the
field of politics." He enclosed a $325 registration fee.

His was a vision that ran against the conventional wisdom of the time -- in fact, it was "much the opposite,"Trump said.

To save itself, the Republican establishment was convinced, the GOP
would have to sand off its edges, become kinder and more inclusive. "Make America Great Again" was divisive and backward-looking. It made no
nod to diversity or civility or progress.

It sounded like a death wish.

But Trump had seen something different in the country, and in the daily lives of its struggling citizens."


Gee--almost like the guy actually knows what the fuck he is doing and plans in advance.

The fucking Dems have no idea what's about to hit them.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:23 AM (hecJ2)

324 CNN: The report emphasizes that a president from the prior administration will take power if there is an attack due to the fact that none of Trump's cabinet secretaries have been confirmed yet.

Okay, then what?
Posted by: Colin



They are so wish casting and reaching.

The butt hurt is glorious.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:24 AM (PukHz)

325 298 Oh, I guess it'd be Ryan.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:17 AM (oVJmc)

Yes, which is why all the personnel in the line of succession are never in the same place at once. CNN is engaging in leftist masturbation again and it's a nasty picture.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 19, 2017 08:24 AM (1FhAQ)

326 Other Indian tribes: "Don't forget us!!"

That's crazy talk. We all know how noble you were.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:25 AM (1CroS)

327 The Hill story linked above is interesting in many ways. Always wondered why Jim DeMint quit the Senate. Probably realized he could shape conservatism much easier outside that den of iniquity.
He seems to have reached his goal.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 19, 2017 08:25 AM (wV8s/)

328 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (sRFAL)

kind of a reverse progression.....senator...sos...mayor...dogcatcher next?

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2017 08:25 AM (x9c8r)

329 As long as its to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks.

Posted by: Puddleglum


And Jenner still has the "man voice". Serious trannies practice vocal training and practically all men can learn to talk like women if they practice enough. He's a lazy tranny, the Shaun King of trannies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:25 AM (rH4JY)

330 Just started watching the series "The Killing." Really liking it so far. A coworker told me there's a bunch of twists. I hope it doesn't get too ridiculous.

Posted by: Mainah at January 19, 2017 08:20 AM (B+qrE)



Well, since the killer turns out to be Marsha's Bedlington Terrier, Frisky....you know the one with the peanut allergy...


So, no, no, not too ridiculous at all.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 08:26 AM (9q7Dl)

331 The fucking Dems have no idea what's about to hit them.
Posted by: RoyalOil




May it run them smooth the fuck over.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:26 AM (PukHz)

332 >>They are so wish casting and reaching.

>>The butt hurt is glorious.

And disgusting. For 8 years they have been carrying Obama's water and claiming that any criticism isn't just out of bounds but racist. But ever since the election they have been working as hard as anyone to delegitimize Trump.

And they wonder why people call them fake news.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 08:26 AM (/tuJf)

333 Apparently Warren was giving DeVos some Cherokee open hand salute- not a wave- and we're all just too culturally ignorant to recognize that.
Haters.

Uh-huh

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2017 08:26 AM (hA4a+)

334 CNN ... worried about the important stuff ...
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=U7eo3BzUZHk

Posted by: Robby Mook at January 19, 2017 08:26 AM (e8kgV)

335 307 The FAB leads in a poll for Mayor of NYC

Looks like it is going to be an early night for DeCommio?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (sRFAL)

After all of the DNC and Podesta leaks, one wouldn't be faulted for believing that Clinton absolutely believes that she is above the law, especially if she has decided that she needs to stay in the political cesspool. She should be on an uncharted island somewhere, to stay out of law enforcement crosshairs. This administration indicting her, at this point, could be compared to saving civilization.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:27 AM (Gh3fw)

336 FCC revokes CNN's broadcast license. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:13 AM (mbhDw)



They are cable, I don't think they have a broadcast license.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 19, 2017 08:27 AM (hLRSq)

337 Obama can't continue, Biden I don't know.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2017 08:27 AM (Y2CYo)

338 His was a vision that ran against the conventional wisdom of the time -- in fact, it was "much the opposite,"Trump said.

Kind of Reagan in the 70s, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

339 323
The fucking Dems have no idea what's about to hit them.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:23 AM (hecJ2)

This has been Rush's mantra since the election. In essence they are fighting a modern war with the World War One strategy book. And they will never adapt because it is all they know.

Don't be bamboozled by the media; the left got its collective (heh) ass kicked and that only hints at the significance of the election. Trump's only obstacles will be the GOP-e, that lives off DC corruption no matter who is in office and, of course, Trump himself.

The Left is evil, and evil never stops. But Donald Trump and his administration have the opportunity to effectively neutralize it for perhaps a generation.

Don't blow it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:28 AM (mbhDw)

340 You're going to love today's pardons!

They don't call me The Backdoor President for nothing...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 19, 2017 08:28 AM (NBHj5)

341 never enough caffeine: "Always wondered why Jim DeMint quit the Senate. Probably realized he could shape conservatism much easier outside that den of iniquity."

The longer a member remains in Congress, the more urgent it becomes in removing him. Only the most incompetent become barnacles of the institution.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:29 AM (1CroS)

342 336
They are cable, I don't think they have a broadcast license.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 19, 2017 08:27 AM (hLRSq)

Considering the fact that the Federal Government controls virtually every aspect of society, there has to be some bureaucracy that regulates it. I'd be shocked if there wasn't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:29 AM (mbhDw)

343 "They don't call me The Backdoor President for nothing..."

Back door friends are the best

Posted by: Reggie at January 19, 2017 08:29 AM (J+eG2)

344 The left plots, plans and acts just like nazis, yet calls the right facists. I feel confident in saying that they see this as perfectly rational.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:29 AM (Gh3fw)

345 Well, since the killer turns out to be Marsha's Bedlington Terrier, Frisky....you know the one with the peanut allergy...

--

When I was researching dog breeds I asked Kid the Younger if she'd like a Bedlington - cute, friendly, possibly low-shedding.
She took one look at a picture and said nope!
Not a fan of the lamb look, I guess.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (Om16U)

346 The FAB leads in a poll for Mayor of NYC

Looks like it is going to be an early night for DeCommio?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (sRFAL)


Oh Lord, I may vomit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


J.J., I work in Manhattan. When DeBlasio got elected, I moved from Queens to Lynbrook, just outside city limits because I didn't want to be paying into that system. The commute is really obnoxious (1-2 hrs each way, depending on whether I take the bus, or subway delays, etc.), but if Hillary wins, it's one option for you to consider.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (rH4JY)

347
Gotta run and get ready for a beautiful day here in Hymietown.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (mbhDw)

348 Just got here, was looking for some news about Vic. So glad you're going to MUSC. I love the Vic news and your outrage and even your crazy neighbor news. Take care and prayers go with you.

Posted by: Abby at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (HBU7W)

349 I have a dream that the JEF tries to pardon the FAB in some fashion--but, in true Shit Midas style, he royally fucks it up and it doesn't go through, and only serve to highlight her crimes.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (hecJ2)

350 Warren thought they asked if she had ever seen a Jeep Cherokee. Simple mistake. Anyone could have made it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 19, 2017 08:31 AM (6n332)

351 The latest good news ...


Less than two-thirds of the federal workforce is firmly committed to staying on the job following the election of Donald Trump as president, according to a new survey.

More than one in four federal workers, or 28 percent, will definitely or possibly consider leaving their jobs after Jan. 20 when Trump is sworn into office and becomes leader of the executive branch, according to a new Government Business Council/GovExec.com poll. Sixty-five percent of feds say they will not consider ending their federal service ...

For those who opt to leave government, their jobs could remain vacant for an extended period of time as Trump has vowed to freeze hiring across agencies immediately upon taking office. Just 15 percent of feds said they hold a positive view of that proposed policy, while 67 percent expressed a negative view.

Posted by: Robby Mook at January 19, 2017 08:32 AM (e8kgV)

352 346 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (rH4JY)

Wifey teaches here. And, in case you don't know, she's a big-time lib. That said, leaving is on our radar no matter what. But my lack of significant employment these past 8 years has drained a lot of my nest egg, so we're going to have to wait. Hopefully with Trump the job market will boom again, even for someone in middle age.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:32 AM (mbhDw)

353 Jenner? Meh.

Posted by: Renee Richards at January 19, 2017 08:32 AM (bc2Lc)

354 I met her at a dance "Nauguration Night
I could see her dong cuz her dress was so tight
JENNER Je je je je Jenner

Posted by: Pre-Zombies Ray Davies at January 19, 2017 08:33 AM (9q7Dl)

355 344. If a person thinks himself right and the embodiment of virtue, and the enemy as not just mistaken, but altogether evil, then he can rationalize anything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 08:33 AM (SycO1)

356 Thank you bitter screeching harpies, you bailed me out!!

I talked two friends out of attending the stupid march after I showed them some of the groups actually responsible for the it and their true agenda. They both thought it was just an Oprah you-go-girl kind of thing. Kinda proud of myself right now.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2017 08:33 AM (hJamr)

357 Atta girl, no good deed!

Did you ever decide if you are going down to the inauguration?

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:35 AM (sBOL1)

358 The Left is evil, and evil never stops. But Donald Trump and his administration have the opportunity to effectively neutralize it for perhaps a generation.

Donald Trump and a lot of his people are very wealthy, and presumably they are doing this because they want to, and may be less tempted by bribes, threats, etc.

I'm not saying this *guarantees* they will all do the right thing. I'm thinking this has never occurred before, on this scale, and there may be a chance on a better outcome this time. And that's why we supported him, right? Because there was at least a chance on a different scenario this time.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:35 AM (rH4JY)

359 At Trumps next presser, he should say, in the style of Oprah, "And we have a gift for each of you to take home. Look under your chairs".


http://tinyurl.com/j26cs6e

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:35 AM (J+eG2)

360 The Man Show was fun. Too bad Jimmy Kimmel is such a puss.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (7HtZB)

361 I grew up in an area where there were still some mountain tribes. The older generation would still wear traditional loin cloths, chiefs might wear a suit jacket over it if it was cold.

They were quiet, polite, kept to themselves. It was kind of like living next to the Amish.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (Om16U)

362 The FCC took it upon themselves to license the cable networks as well as broadcast. I don't think that congress ever gave them that power.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

363 "Less than two-thirds of the federal workforce is firmly committed to staying on the job following the election of Donald Trump as president, according to a new survey."

And 100% of that less than two-thirds are lying through their teeth because that survey means absolutely dick. They'll cling to those positions like racists to their guns and Bibles.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (1CroS)

364 To save itself, the Republican establishment was convinced, the GOP
would have to sand off its edges, become kinder and more inclusive.


This is the Bush Brand of Republican politics that has been dominant in the GOP since 1989.

Please don't get me wrong, I don't wish GHWB any ill, but the symbolism of Bush 41 being possibly on his death bed as Trump takes office is pretty strong.

Posted by: V the K at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

365 I sure would like to see the FCC pull CNN's broadcast license.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2017 07:33 AM (6Z8Cl)
As a cable channel, they don't have a "broadcast" license as over the air stations do. They DO, however, have satellite uplinks, used to distribute their signal to cable providers, Direct TV, etc. which ARE licensed. It would be a shame if the renewal of those licenses are held up for, oh, technical reasons.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (TPimP)

366 d her husband Jared Kushner have received rabbinic permission to travel by car on Friday evening following the inauguration of her father, Donald Trump, as the next president of the United States, according to a Kol Barama radio interview with Mark Zell, the chair of the Republican party in Israel.

Traditionally, traveling in a car on Friday evening or Saturday is a violation of the Jewish Sabbath. Jared Kushner is Jewish, and Ivanka converted to Judaism. In a November Jerusalem Post piece, Shira Schmid noted that Ivanka "took on observance of Shabbat, holidays According to Zell, the special permission to travel by car was granted in order to protect the couple's safety. Life-saving measures, such as the work of surgeons or soldiers, are permitted on Shabbat under the rule of pikuach nefesh, or protection of life, which overrides other commandments in the Torah.
and kashrut, and adopted the Hebrew name Yael."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (sRFAL)

367 Other Indian tribes: "Don't forget us!!"

That's crazy talk. We all know how noble you were.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel


The Indian tribes in Hollywood where all the members names sounds like mafia names?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:37 AM (PukHz)

368 346 J.J., I work in Manhattan. When DeBlasio got
elected, I moved from Queens to Lynbrook, just outside city limits
because I didn't want to be paying into that system. The commute is
really obnoxious (1-2 hrs each way, depending on whether I take the bus,
or subway delays, etc.), but if Hillary wins, it's one option for you
to consider.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (rH4JY)

I thought JJ lived in NJ outside of NYC?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

369 If a person thinks himself right and the embodiment of virtue, and the enemy as not just mistaken, but altogether evil, then he can rationalize anything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


That's what scares me the most about the left. They are always able to rationalize any kind of scummy, hypocritical behavior. Always.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:37 AM (rH4JY)

370 When I was researching dog breeds I asked Kid the Younger if she'd like a Bedlington - cute, friendly, possibly low-shedding.
She took one look at a picture and said nope!
Not a fan of the lamb look, I guess.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:30 AM (Om16U)


Hey Vmom!

If you're still looking for a pooch and like terriers that are friendly, love people, playful as heck, non-shedding, and hypoallergenic-

then look at Kerry Blue Terriers.

They are great dogs.

The downside depending on your area they tend to be pricey.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 08:38 AM (9q7Dl)

371 Traditionally, traveling in a car on Friday evening or Saturday is a violation of the Jewish Sabbath. Jared Kushner is Jewish, and Ivanka converted to Judaism. In a November Jerusalem Post piece, Shira Schmid noted that Ivanka "took on observance of Shabbat, holidays According to Zell, the special permission to travel by car was granted in order to protect the couple's safety. Life-saving measures, such as the work of surgeons or soldiers, are permitted on Shabbat under the rule of pikuach nefesh, or protection of life, which overrides other commandments in the Torah.
and kashrut, and adopted the Hebrew name Yael."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:36 AM (sRFAL)

And we sure as shit don't fuckin' roll!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 19, 2017 08:38 AM (7HtZB)

372 I'm not going, bluebell. School was cancelled for the day, so my kids are home. I wouldn't expose them to the kind of protesters sure to be there. Plus, I don't know if my back can tolerate standing around for that long. I really want to go just to spit in the eye of the idiots planning to disrupt it. I am going to the March for Life though.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2017 08:38 AM (hJamr)

373 "Less than two-thirds of the federal workforce is firmly committed to staying on the job following the election of Donald Trump as president, according to a new survey."

And 100% of that less than two-thirds are lying through their teeth because that survey means absolutely dick. They'll cling to those positions like racists to their guns and Bibles.


Donald J Trump. Cut the size of the US Government by 66% just by getting elected.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:38 AM (PukHz)

374 "What I heard, here I think, they were creating fictitious new accounts to inflate growth numbers. By 'they' of course I mean rogue lone wolf bank agents were pumping up their numbers."

That is correct.

They also got caught improperly repossessing cars of US Military personnel- as in deployed or soon to be deployed Military personnel. 24.1 million for that little bit of shenaniganry.

Charming, no?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 19, 2017 08:39 AM (kVX3W)

375 Trump: Captain Steve Hiller

Pence: David Levinson

Democrats: Alien Mothership

Inauguration Day: Execute the Jolly Roger program


Hiller/Trump: You think they have any clue what's about to happen to them?

Levinson/Pence: Not a chance in hell. Goodnight!


https://youtu.be/-q2mLNAiU4Y

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2017 08:39 AM (JO9+V)

376 I thought JJ lived in NJ outside of NYC?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

Nope that's me and CBD and a few others.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:39 AM (sRFAL)

377 Jenner? Meh.

Posted by: Renee Richards


Richards transitioned before facial feminization surgery techniques reached their current state - I think he's grotesque looking, much worse than Jenner.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (rH4JY)

378 "The downside depending on your area they tend to be pricey. "

You want to eat well, it's gonna cost you.

Posted by: Brako Bama, Canine Cusinist at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (J+eG2)

379 today is good day. tomorrow will be a great day.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (c6/9Q)

380 I went out with a girl named Yael in Israel once. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (sRFAL)

381 V the K: "Please don't get me wrong, I don't wish GHWB any ill, but the symbolism of Bush 41 being possibly on his death bed as Trump takes office is pretty strong."

I can't believe I missed that, but wow, that's so true. If Peggy Noonan still had her chops, she'd write an entire chapter around that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (1CroS)

382 And here I thought Elisabeth Warren was a member of one of the "civilized" tribes. Apparently her "native savagery" knows no bounds.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (2Mnv1)

383 Thank you bitter screeching harpies, you bailed me out!!

I talked two friends out of attending the stupid march after I showed them some of the groups actually responsible for the it and their true agenda. They both thought it was just an Oprah you-go-girl kind of thing. Kinda proud of myself right now.
Posted by: no good deed



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 08:41 AM (PukHz)

384 Everybody at CNN gets helicopter rides.

From Trump. Don't worry kids it's on the house! There you go! Climb on in there!

Why don't you show them what DC looks like from the ocean?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:41 AM (4ErVI)

385 Funny, yesterday the number was 4 or 5 EOs on the first day.
Now, it's as many as 200 executive orders on his third full day in office.

Posted by: Robby Mook at January 19, 2017 08:41 AM (e8kgV)

386 Warren heap of dung.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (bc2Lc)

387 >>>This means the Army will NOT be on the hook for her so-called gender-transition care. This of course can be appealed, but one would hope she would be denied VA care in the future.

Which is the one silver lining in the commutation.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (cBdd5)

388 When I read the article claiming 1/3 of the federal workforce was thinking of quitting all I could think was damn, they all must have something to hide and just how big is that IRS office in Cleveland.

Posted by: no good deed at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (hJamr)

389 that headline about clinton's friend wanting to assassinate Trump, I thought it was about Wolf Blintzer

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (c6/9Q)

390 If a person thinks himself right and the embodiment of virtue, and the enemy as not just mistaken, but altogether evil, then he can rationalize anything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
---------

Few people are as dangerous as those acting "On the strength of their convictions".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (ZO497)

391 Funny, yesterday the number was 4 or 5 EOs on the first day.
Now, it's as many as 200 executive orders on his third full day in office.


---

We're gonna need a faster autopen.

Posted by: Angus Thebian at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (q5uuT)

392 Serious trannies practice vocal training and practically all men can learn to talk like women if they practice enough.

It's amazing how much artificial stuff is necessary for them to be 'who they really are.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

393 Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 08:38 AM (9q7Dl)

I think we are going with standard poodles.

It was down to that or soft-coated wheatens and the family voted poodle.

We are on the waitlist for a puppy arriving in Feb. My fingers are crossed coz we are #6 on the list and we are not sure how many pups will arrive. The breeder decided not to ultrasound.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:43 AM (Om16U)

394 VIA, I saw the first mention of the Women's March on our Nextdoor yesterday.

Some woman wrote in to say that if anyone has any extra room, women coming in for that march need places to stay and she gave a link to some airbnb-type set-up for the march.

Another woman immediately wrote in and said, "Sure, if they don't mind staying with Trump supporters!"

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:43 AM (sBOL1)

395 369. And it worries me, too. Almost half the country voted for a candidate who denounced the other half, called us deplorable, and ginned up frenzied paranoia that continues to get worse and worse and has - and will - issue in violence. It's like the Bader-Meinhoff Gang somehow took over a major party.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 08:43 AM (SycO1)

396 "Donald J Trump. Cut the size of the US Government by 66% just by getting elected."


AKA, The Trump Effect

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:43 AM (J+eG2)

397 They lease those links from dozens of providers. The way to hurt them is through the FTC, go after cables bundled rates. Bonus points: people will love you

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2017 08:44 AM (IIkf2)

398 >>>>This means the Army will NOT be on the hook for her so-called
gender-transition care. This of course can be appealed, but one would
hope she would be denied VA care in the future.



Which is the one silver lining in the commutation.
.
.
.
.No VA care and no appeal rights as it got a Dishonorable Discharge at the Court Martial.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2017 08:45 AM (le7jz)

399 Lotta work goes into being your authentic self for a tranny

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2017 08:45 AM (oM8Np)

400 "Another woman immediately wrote in and said, "Sure, if they don't mind staying with Trump supporters!"

They can't help themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:45 AM (J+eG2)

401 Franken has been a surprise to me. I know he is MN idiot, but the depths of his ignorance have me absolutely flummoxed. I wonder if he was just so accustomed to being the 'wittiest' in a room that he never realized that no matter how smart you are, there are always people smarter. Even in the Senate, no great collection of genius (and some of them senile), he astonishes even a casual observer with his intransigent ignorance.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 08:45 AM (MIKMs)

402 397 They lease those links from dozens of providers. The way to hurt them is through the FTC, go after cables bundled rates. Bonus points: people will love you

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2017 08:44 AM (IIkf2)


The airwaves and presumably how they broadcast belong to the people. It's "managed" on our behalf by the government through licensing.

As a member of the people, I'd like to invoke my rights to CNN's airwaves.

I plan on running recordings of me farting during a dump 24/7. I figure that's better programming than CNN.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2017 08:46 AM (4ErVI)

403 Lotta work goes into being your authentic self for a tranny

Posted by: NCKate

It's like low fat salad dressing.
Doesn't matter how hard they try, it just ain't the same

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 08:46 AM (8ikIW)

404 The National Education Association is urging students and teachers to skip school Thursday to protest the presidency of Donald Trump at school.
The organization that claims to represent our childrens teachers is openly advocating against the constitutionally elected President of the United States. This organization is teaching anti-American sedition to our children. The first step to getting rid of the NEA is the abolishment of the Department of Education, which is not much more than a taxpayer funded front for the NEA.

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:46 AM (sRFAL)

405 I went out with a girl named Yael in Israel once. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (sRFAL)

I dated a girl in Israel named Dorit. Double sigh.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:47 AM (Gh3fw)

406 Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 08:45 AM (MIKMs)

Or...he could just be stupid.

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2017 08:47 AM (x9c8r)

407 I kinda' made the front page of the blog yesterday, I think.

The Daniel Webster quote - I think he got that from me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 19, 2017 08:47 AM (MhYfz)

408 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2017 08:48 AM (ZQfW9)

409 I plan on running recordings of me farting during a dump 24/7. I figure that's better programming than CNN.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Have another recording of farts going on and it would sound like the discussions the have on their shows

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 08:48 AM (8ikIW)

410 "I wonder if he was just so accustomed to being the 'wittiest' in a room that he never realized that no matter how smart you are, there are always people smarter"

Al made the mistake of reading his own Press releases.


At his peak, he was marginal.

Now, I have things in the litter box that are smarter.

Funnier too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 08:49 AM (J+eG2)

411 392
Serious trannies Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

There's a rhetorical speed-bump: "serious trannies."

"Are you just kinda screwin' around with the dresses and the bad hair, or are you a for real, chopped, no-bullshit serious tranny?"

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)

412 >>It's like the Bader-Meinhoff Gang somehow took over a major party.


Talking heads are constantly whining about what has become of the Republican Party without taking a good hard look at what the Democrat Party has become.

Republicans have been warned for years that they face political extinction because of demographics, whites as a percentage of the electorate are getting smaller while minorities are growing. The problem with this analysis is that the Democrat Party is becoming THE minority Party.

Hillary won a smaller percentage of white voters than any Democrat in years. This is an ongoing trend and it is bad news for them. Whites are running from the Democrats for good reason, they aren't wanted. The Democrats have chosen to become a Party of minorities and victimhood and that is a bad place to be going forward.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 08:49 AM (/tuJf)

413 Dack Thrombosis: "I plan on running recordings of me farting during a dump 24/7. I figure that's better programming than CNN."

I thought The View already did that... but with girlz? Have I been mislead?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2017 08:50 AM (1CroS)

414 Bravo Jackie Evancho!

I will download something of hers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:50 AM (sRFAL)

415 306
302 DeVoe missed a beautiful opportunity to hold up a hand and say "How"!

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2017 08:18 AM (Y2CYo)





That would have been genius, but she obviously doesn't lurk here.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 08:19 AM (mbhDw)

http://tinyurl.com/jnun3d8

Posted by: firehorse at January 19, 2017 08:50 AM (W13WA)

416 I dated a girl in Israel named Dorit. Double sigh.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean
----------

I know a woman named Yame. That's it, just 'Yame'. First name, last name all rolled into one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:51 AM (NBHj5)

417 "I plan on running recordings of me farting during a dump 24/7. I figure that's better programming than CNN."
-----

Contact Ira Glass. Sounds like a great segment for 'This American Life' on NPR.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:52 AM (NBHj5)

418 The National Education Association is urging students and teachers to skip school Thursday to protest the presidency of Donald Trump at school.
_________________________

Remember back in 2009, when the right was upset about the election of radical commie punk race-baiter Barry Obama as president, and they were urging people to riot at the inauguration, block streets, keep their kids out of school in protest, and CNN anchors were on t.v. speculating about what would happen if Obama and Biden were assassinated on the way to the inauguration . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2017 08:53 AM (riF5p)

419 That's it for today folks. I have recovered from my
"wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week. My wife said
to pass on to all the Morons her thanks fore arguing to straighten my
dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM


God bless, Vic. Continued prayers for you and Mrs. Vic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2017 08:53 AM (p+Wdc)

420 79
Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today
folks. I have recovered from my "wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be
going next week. My wife said to pass on to all the Morons her thanks
fore arguing to straighten my dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

Vic,I can only imagine what was running through your mind yesterday. Will keep you in my prayers. Stay positive. Stay strong. God isn't done with you yet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2017 08:53 AM (jxbfJ)

421 http://tinyurl.com/jnun3d8
Posted by: firehorse at January 19, 2017 08:50 AM (W13WA)
-----------

Oh gosh, that was funny.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 08:54 AM (sBOL1)

422 "Today ought to have a theme song. I nominate:"

Mayor of Simpleton, XTC

Color Me Impressed, Replacements

or the classic-

Hit the Road Jack, Ray Charles

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 19, 2017 08:55 AM (kVX3W)

423 416. My Mongol buddy had that problem. He had only the one name, and forms, etc., all called for first and last names. He ended up splitting his full name in half, with the first three syllables being his first name, and the last three his last. He was.....frustrated by it all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 08:56 AM (SycO1)

424 That's it for today folks. I have recovered from my
"wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week. My wife said
to pass on to all the Morons her thanks fore arguing to straighten my
dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM

God bless, Vic. Continued prayers for you and Mrs. Vic.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-----------

Yeah, Vic, I hope you know that you're important to us. I'd hate to have organize a posse to come grab you off and force treatment, but I think we would do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:57 AM (ZO497)

425 >>The Hill publishes proposed budget cut targets: http://tinyurl.com/hmns73j
Trump's
Privatization of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting Evidence That
He Hates Children And Presbyterian Ministers In Cardigan Sweaters

They already started privatizing themselves by selling Sesame Street to HBO. No more "Oh, noes, you're killing Big Bird!!" arguments.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

426 In honor of Sam Moore's commitment to performing at the inauguration, Hold On, I'm Coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 08:59 AM (/tuJf)

427 Remember back in 2009, when the right was upset about the election of radical commie punk race-baiter Barry Obama as president, and they were urging people to riot at the inauguration, block streets, keep their kids out of school in protest, and CNN anchors were on t.v. speculating about what would happen if Obama and Biden were assassinated on the way to the inauguration . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

nope, just remember the booing of GWB, the pondering of if the crowd would throw old vegetables at him just like the guy who hilariously tossed his shoe at him. Also all the musings about how the USA was finally going to be the magical fairy tale they have always wanted now that a "good man" was in the WH.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 08:59 AM (/CIN4)

428 Alright, I'm calm.

Posted by: That Marine at January 19, 2017 08:59 AM (i2uPg)

429 You really have to go read that WaPo article on Trump coming up with "Make America Great Again" slogan.

For the delicious quotes from Dems back then mocking it.

For the Hillary testing 85 slogans to see which would work.

How, in the middle of the interview, he decides his 2020 reelection slogan will be "Keep America Great!"

And, of course, for the comments: Where the stupid people who like to believe stupid lies tell each other more stupid lies in order to convince themselves they are not stupid people.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 19, 2017 08:59 AM (hecJ2)

430 http://tinyurl.com/jnun3d8
Posted by: firehorse at January 19, 2017 08:50 AM (W13WA)

She's obviously still upset over having been made to make the 'trail of tears'.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:59 AM (Gh3fw)

431 NO I'M NOT! MAD DOG FUCKING MATTIS!

Posted by: That Marine at January 19, 2017 09:00 AM (i2uPg)

432 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQHUKkW2BIA

Can't you feel the love tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:01 AM (sRFAL)

433 Italian hotel wiped out by avalanche, why not Davos?

https://goo.gl/AFX2jH

Trump may have YUGE judges:

https://goo.gl/RM0gpr

Posted by: JEM at January 19, 2017 09:01 AM (TppKb)

434 Glad to hear your update, Vic! You've got a lot of us 'rons and ettes praying for you.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:01 AM (NOIQH)

435 425 >>The Hill publishes proposed budget cut targets: http://tinyurl.com/hmns73j
Trump's
Privatization of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting Evidence That
He Hates Children And Presbyterian Ministers In Cardigan Sweaters
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

Key word bolded and underlined. Since it's a corporation, it should NOT be run, funded, or in any other way connected with the federal government.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:02 AM (8hICw)

436 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bi7ncIp9M8

G-D Bless America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:03 AM (sRFAL)

437 Chief Wahoo Warren,

I'd hit that

with a freight train

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 09:03 AM (/CIN4)

438 USA BOMBS ISIS IN LIBYA!!!!!
(Breaking news, Fox News)

Posted by: End of an Error! at January 19, 2017 09:03 AM (Mt8T4)

439 Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 08:43 AM (Om16U)


That's interesting. Soft-Coat Wheatens were part of the breeding pool that created the Kerry Blue.

It's where they get their "soft-coat" from. (DUH.)

It really is a soft coat too. Kids think they're like living plush animals or something. Very petable. But, they gotta be brushed.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 09:04 AM (9q7Dl)

440 >>>
President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at
least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a
very special Republican lady Caitlyn Jenner.<<<

This is the stupidest thing I've heard this week. The big fella, Bruce, needs to sack up and find his own dates.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2017 09:04 AM (2Mnv1)

441 I'm heading into DC today for the Welcome Concert. Should be great! I hope there are a lot of people attending the inaugural activities to counterbalance all the angry feminists on Saturday.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 19, 2017 09:04 AM (CQny9)

442 438 USA BOMBS ISIS IN LIBYA!!!!!
(Breaking news, Fox News)
Posted by: End of an Error! at January 19, 2017 09:03 AM (Mt8T4)

If only there had been some form of semi-stable government in that area to prevent ISIS from taking root there.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:04 AM (8hICw)

443 Vic very sorry to hear .about your troubles but you are a fighter and the Horde has your back. I come here almost every morning to read your take on the "noos". Will be praying and thank you for deciding to go for treatment.

Posted by: small town girl at January 19, 2017 09:04 AM (dMoB0)

444 438 USA BOMBS ISIS IN LIBYA!!!!!
(Breaking news, Fox News)
Posted by: End of an Error!


Ambassador Stevens could not be reached for comment

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 09:05 AM (/CIN4)

445 That pic of Warren...she looks like she's ready to rap your knuckles with a ruler.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (+FSld)

446 >>430
http://tinyurl.com/jnun3d8
Posted by: firehorse at January 19, 2017 08:50 AM (W13WA)

She's an Indian of the Vulcan tribe. Heap big logic.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (Bdeb0)

447 >>If only there had been some form of semi-stable government in that area to prevent ISIS from taking root there.

Isn't this after all the story of Iraq?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (/tuJf)

448 the crazies can't believe that The Donald is now almost POTUS. Oh well. I could not believe they put Barack Hussein with a dubious bio in the White House either.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (c6/9Q)

449 >>Key word bolded and underlined. Since it's a corporation, it should NOT
be run, funded, or in any other way connected with the federal
government.


Yeah, a lot of its shows are not funded by PBS as *bought* by them. You've got Bill Moyers who has created his own production company, and he produces his own shows and then sells each episode to PBS while retaining ownership rights - so resale of the episodes on CD, etc. go straight to him. Moyers isn't a PBS employee, nor is anyone on his staff - they work for him.
It's all a sham.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (NOIQH)

450 He ended up splitting his full name in half, with
the first three syllables being his first name, and the last three his
last. He was.....frustrated by it all. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 08:56 AM (SycO1)
=====

Mexican/Hispanic naming conventions include mother's name as legitimate as well. I had neighbors laughing about how they were coded into State or Federal databases because they never knew whether they would be mother's name or father's. If someone uses their middle name legally and socially (in my family Christian and Mary are almost a given as first names) they are in for a world of misunderstandings. I always laugh at State Dept not having room for that 'cultural accommodation' on visas, etc. No wonder they can't find anybody.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (MIKMs)

451 I'm heading into DC today for the Welcome Concert. Should be great! I hope there are a lot of people attending the inaugural activities to counterbalance all the angry feminists on Saturday.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 19, 2017 09:04 AM (CQny9)

------------

Have fun! And let us know how it is.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:07 AM (sBOL1)

452 If only there had been some form of semi-stable government in that area to prevent ISIS from taking root there.

You mean one that'd been convinced by other events to cooperate with the US in meaningful ways?

Posted by: JEM at January 19, 2017 09:07 AM (TppKb)

453 That pic of Warren...she looks like she's ready to rap your knuckles with a ruler.

But does she speak German?

Posted by: Max Mosley at January 19, 2017 09:09 AM (TppKb)

454 Nylons "Kick him good-bye".



Or something like that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2017 09:10 AM (gTQoY)

455 452 If only there had been some form of semi-stable government in that area to prevent ISIS from taking root there.

You mean one that'd been convinced by other events to cooperate with the US in meaningful ways?
Posted by: JEM at January 19, 2017 09:07 AM (TppKb)

Well, if we could have that in this hypothetical situation, sure! I'll take it!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:10 AM (8hICw)

456 Testing, testing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:11 AM (9krrF)

457 The Environmental Protection Agency announced Friday it will not repay claims totaling more than $1.2 billion for economic damages from a mine waste spill the agency accidentally triggered in Colorado, saying the law prohibits it.

The EPA said the claims could be refiled in federal court, or Congress could authorize payments.

But attorneys for the EPA and the Justice Department concluded the EPA is barred from paying the claims because of sovereign immunity, which prohibits most lawsuits against the government.

"The agency worked hard to find a way in which it could pay individuals for damages due to the incident, but unfortunately, our hands are tied," EPA spokeswoman Nancy Grantham said.

Posted by: Hillary "she's too big to jail" Clinton at January 19, 2017 09:12 AM (e8kgV)

458 456 Testing, testing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:11 AM (9krrF)

The comments moving too slowly for you?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:12 AM (8hICw)

459 Odd. Could swear I posted earlier.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:12 AM (9krrF)

460 450. Heh. For the longest time, official documents had 'FNU' in the first name slot. People actually thought that was his name, and it was funny listening to them try to pronounce the abbreviation for 'First Name Unknown. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 09:12 AM (SycO1)

461 459 Odd. Could swear I posted earlier.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:12 AM (9krrF)

Search function says...

Nope.

Unless you were wearing a sock.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:13 AM (8hICw)

462 Na na na naa

Na na na naa

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2017 09:13 AM (gTQoY)

463 "The agency worked hard to find a way in which it
could pay individuals for damages due to the incident, but
unfortunately, our hands are tied," EPA spokeswoman Nancy Grantham said.


Posted by:


We looked behind the piles of poop in the halls. No money was found.
Oh well

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 09:13 AM (8ikIW)

464 And in non-inaugural news, better get ready for Hillary superfan, spirit cooking enthusiast Lady Gaga Super Bowl performance. Already lots of talk about whether she will make political statements - NFL has given her the green light. Gee, ya think a woman known for garnering attention by stunts such as wearing meat or a transparent nun's habit to awards shows will miss an opportunity to spout off in front of such a yuuuuge audience? I won;t be watching.

The NFL really have a death wish, don't they?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:14 AM (NOIQH)

465 🎶 Hit the road, Barack
And don't you come back
No more, no more, no more, no more 🎶

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:14 AM (sBOL1)

466 That news about Navient is interesting...that's who my student loans are handled by...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:15 AM (9krrF)

467 Heh. For the longest time, official documents had 'FNU' in the first name slot. People actually thought that was his name, and it was funny listening to them try to pronounce the abbreviation for 'First Name Unknown. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
-------

There must be thousands with the middle name, 'NMI'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 09:15 AM (ZO497)

468 464 And in non-inaugural news, better get ready for Hillary superfan, spirit cooking enthusiast Lady Gaga Super Bowl performance. Already lots of talk about whether she will make political statements - NFL has given her the green light. Gee, ya think a woman known for garnering attention by stunts such as wearing meat or a transparent nun's habit to awards shows will miss an opportunity to spout off in front of such a yuuuuge audience? I won;t be watching.

The NFL really have a death wish, don't they?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:14 AM (NOIQH)

"The rainbow jihad takes no prisoners, and suffers no dissent. You would cave too!!!"

~ NFL

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:15 AM (8hICw)

469 I went out with a girl named Yael in Israel once. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (sRFAL)

I dated a girl in Israel named Dorit. Double sigh.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:47 AM (Gh3fw)



i dated a girl in Mexico named Dorito. Crunchy sigh.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 09:15 AM (9q7Dl)

470 Via Insty:

"Carlson averaged just under 3 million viewers for his first week of shows in Fox's prime-time lineup, or 10 percent more than the 2.72 million viewers that Kelly averaged all of last year, the Nielsen company said."

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2017 09:15 AM (gTQoY)

471 Heh. For the longest time, official documents had 'FNU' in the first name slot. People actually thought that was his name, and it was funny listening to them try to pronounce the abbreviation for 'First Name Unknown. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



NMI. (No middle initial)
W. E. B. Griffin liked to use that in his books.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 09:16 AM (PukHz)

472 "There must be thousands with the middle name, 'NMI'."

Sounds Asian.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:16 AM (J+eG2)

473 I'm a NY resident and I demand a trade .
Gillibrand for Tulsi Gabbard.
(yeah, I know, one's a Senator and one's a Congresswoman, but it's NY, it really doesn't matter.)

Posted by: gobagoo at January 19, 2017 09:16 AM (A/saJ)

474 Search function says...

Nope.

Unless you were wearing a sock.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric


Yeah, that's what I looked for, I usually browse once from home, and if I post search to that to catch up. I must be hallucinating. That or I inherited dad's brain. (He's not using it anymore. Hell, I barely used mine anymore it feels like...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:16 AM (9krrF)

475 >>>460
450. Heh. For the longest time, official documents had 'FNU' in the
first name slot. People actually thought that was his name, and it was
funny listening to them try to pronounce the abbreviation for 'First
Name Unknown.Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 09:12 AM (SycO1)

A briefing to "seniors" long ago included a slide on a Ramzi al-Kaboom character with an alias, i.e. "Ramzi al-Kaboom aka Salman Karbom."

The "senior": "Is 'aka' his middle name?"

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 09:16 AM (Bdeb0)

476 i dated a girl in Mexico named Dorito. Crunchy sigh.





Posted by: naturalfake

I had a menage with her and her sister Mojito

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 09:17 AM (8ikIW)

477 469 I went out with a girl named Yael in Israel once. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 08:40 AM (sRFAL)

I dated a girl in Israel named Dorit. Double sigh.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 19, 2017 08:47 AM (Gh3fw)


i dated a girl in Mexico named Dorito. Crunchy sigh.

Posted by: naturalfake

fucked a girl with one leg shorter than the other,

her name was Eileen

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 09:17 AM (/CIN4)

478 that Kelly person was offensive. her personality, her stupid interviews. it was just like one of those garbage Hollywood centered shows, like TMZ

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2017 09:18 AM (c6/9Q)

479
"Carlson averaged just under 3 million viewers for his first week of
shows in Fox's prime-time lineup, or 10 percent more than the 2.72
million viewers that Kelly averaged all of last year, the Nielsen
company said."


Think how well he'd be doing with some tarty make-up and a low-cut dress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 09:18 AM (oVJmc)

480 naturalfake, we visited a breeder who is like 5 min away, practically neighbors.

Their dogs are so soft and fluffy and friendly. It just about killed me to tell her we decided on a poodle instead. But expensive, and we'd need to get a fence up before we could take a puppy home.

We fell in love with the standard poodles we met though. Just have my fingers crossed right now.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:18 AM (Om16U)

481 It is time to stomp entertainment ratings into the ground, and piss on their bones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 09:18 AM (ZO497)

482 Our first choice was an Airedale but kid the Elder's allergies reacted to them.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:19 AM (Om16U)

483 Think how well he'd be doing with some tarty make-up and a low-cut dress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
-----------

One word: Leather

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 09:20 AM (ZO497)

484 Peoples Choice Awards last night.

I only watched a little bit.

But they seemed to be on their best behavior concerning political bull shit from the stage.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:20 AM (J+eG2)

485 483 Think how well he'd be doing with some tarty make-up and a low-cut dress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
-----------

One word: Leather
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

Spandex

Posted by: '80's Dude at January 19, 2017 09:20 AM (/CIN4)

486 Nature was the American Indians biggest enemy and a lot more dangerous than Europeans.


Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2017 08:06 AM (1BQGO)

=================
Based on what I've read, the American Indian's biggest enemy was another American Indian.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 09:21 AM (JBggj)

487 One of my favorites in naming conventions is whether or not the country puts the family name first, then given name (some Asian countries). Endless paperwork and misunderstandings as well. Oh well, my ancestors were Scandi/Irish and the Swedes were the dominant group then, so all the family names were 'Swedish' rather than whatever.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 09:21 AM (MIKMs)

488 Based on what I've read, the American Indian's biggest enemy was another American Indian.
Posted by: mrp

small pox and firewater

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 09:21 AM (/CIN4)

489 www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/19/
b-2-bombers-strike-isis-in-libya.html

Posted by: End of an Error! at January 19, 2017 09:21 AM (Mt8T4)

490 Hahahahaha. Wynn Las Vegas removes all Tom Ford products from it's salon. Trump and Ford tangle.

Ford claims he would not dress a First Lady because his clothes are too expensive.

Srsly? WTF? If a billionaire can't afford it, who can?
Oh, btw, he designed a slip cover for mooch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (PukHz)

491 fucked a girl with one leg shorter than the other,

her name was Eileen
Posted by: Rick
-----

Ah! Mason Williams wrote a poem, kinda, about her;
"I moved closer to her good leg".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (ZO497)

492 "Based on what I've read, the American Indian's biggest enemy was another American Indian."


Hands up...don't scalp!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (J+eG2)

493 Our first choice was an Airedale but kid the Elder's allergies reacted to them.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:19 AM (Om16U)



Airedale's are another great breed.

All the terrier goodness yet big enough that the Brits used them as police dogs once upon a time.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (9q7Dl)

494 Fauxahontas is getting her left on getting ready to run in 2020

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (jsWA8)

495 Oh, btw, he designed a slip cover for mooch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (PukHz)
--------------
Which looked more like a bandage or a mummy on the top half.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:23 AM (sBOL1)

496 I'm so angry I'm going smear feces all over Mom's basement!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 19, 2017 09:24 AM (bc2Lc)

497 Just got an update from MUSC. My appointment next Wed to talk with the doctor there will not be for checking into MUSC. It will be for him to tell us when it will be scheduled and what all we will need to do. So wife and I will be coming back here that afternoon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

498 "I'm so angry I'm going smear feces all over Mom's basement!"

Poop is brown

Cheetos are orange



Don't get them confused.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:25 AM (J+eG2)

499 I'm just reading the story at The Hill regarding the major cuts Trump is planning.

My Schandenboner just went Supernova.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2017 09:25 AM (hdpay)

500 Good Luck Vic. My prayers are lifted for your comfort, whichever way you decide to proceed.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 19, 2017 09:25 AM (jsWA8)

501 Lineup for the TV coverage

Lester Smolt on NBC
George Spankalopolous on ABC
Shepy on FOX TV
Charlie Rose CBS
Carl Quintanilla and Michelle Caruso-Cabrera on CNBC...I wonder what their slant will be
MSNBC doesn't show the host. Probably embarrassed

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 09:25 AM (8ikIW)

502 All of the countdown art has been grand, but this 1 Day Left will hold a special place in my heart.

I was afraid we'd never get here.

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 19, 2017 09:26 AM (GdgAM)

503 Radio sez the cost of stamps is going up!

And that it went down a while back.

The fact that I never heard about any of this or even know what a stamp costs means that I wouldn't notice if the PO just went away.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

504 Heatstreet claims Warren was merely signaling to DeVos in her native Cherokee language.

Posted by: SGT York at January 19, 2017 09:29 AM (ITvKk)

505 503 Radio sez the cost of stamps is going up!

And that it went down a while back.

The fact that I never heard about any of this or even know what a stamp costs means that I wouldn't notice if the PO just went away.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2017 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

But who would deliver your junk mail?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:29 AM (8hICw)

506 "I could not believe they put Barack Hussein with a dubious bio in the White House either."

Dubious bio.

Heh. Nicely understated.

Great Chicago fire- dubious bbq mishap.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 19, 2017 09:30 AM (kVX3W)

507 Warren is far too old to be a threat. But the Dems aren't willing to have a couple off years building their bench, so good luck with that identity politics. Seems to be working great for you.

Posted by: Chupacabra at January 19, 2017 09:30 AM (fEoPu)

508 #499

I'm just reading the story at The Hill regarding the major cuts Trump is planning.



My Schandenboner just went Supernova.
================

K Street rates are going to double.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 09:31 AM (JBggj)

509 497 Just got an update from MUSC. My appointment next Wed to talk with the doctor there will not be for checking into MUSC. It will be for him to tell us when it will be scheduled and what all we will need to do. So wife and I will be coming back here that afternoon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

Great!

In the meantime we party like Donald Trump is the new president!

*pours shots of liberal tears for all*
(It's medicinal!)

But seriously, I will be praying for you, Vic, every day, until you beat the cancer. You did it before, you can do it again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:31 AM (Om16U)

510 "Heatstreet claims Warren was merely signaling to DeVos in her native Cherokee language."

And if DeVos had responded in kind, there would be screams of cultural mis-apropriaton on her part.


F'em.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:31 AM (J+eG2)

511 501 Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2017 09:25 AM (8ikIW)


Over at Ace Broadcasting:

J.J. Shit-Tonz (of snark and Yiddish) kicks it off!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 09:31 AM (mbhDw)

512 Rick Perry has Marcus Luttrell sitting next to him getting ready for his hearing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)

513 Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2017 09:22 AM (9q7Dl)

It took me a couple of days to stop feeling sad that we couldn't get one.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:32 AM (Om16U)

514 it will be like when stalin croaked. people still could not believe it and talked in hushed voices, a lot of them crying like crazy, just like when that creep in North Korea kicked the bucket. then the cult of personality was exposed, and people could lift their heads a bit, but there were still a few holdouts who went to their graves worshiping uncle Jo. kind of like Wolf Blintzer and et al.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2017 09:32 AM (c6/9Q)

515 510 "Heatstreet claims Warren was merely signaling to DeVos in her native Cherokee language."

And if DeVos had responded in kind, there would be screams of cultural mis-apropriaton on her part.


F'em.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:31 AM (J+eG2)


I saw that. The moron who wrote that piece is getting scalped in the comments.

Too bad. I started going there a few weeks back but crap like this makes me gun shy now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 09:33 AM (mbhDw)

516 I really want to post inappropriate comments referring to the end of the JEF. God help me to be more charitable.

Ding dong the jef is gone!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:33 AM (hMqvx)

517 Great decision Vic! Great, great decision. Best of luck in the nasty process ahead, but you'll come out of it with all flags flying.

Has this been mentioned? Trump is rumored to be cutting federal spending by nearly $10 trillion over ten years. Can this be real? Have we finally elected someone willing to cut spending on the damn National Endowment For The Arts? The Commerce Department? And that other Department whose name I always forget on TV?

http://tinyurl.com/hmns73j

Posted by: MTF at January 19, 2017 09:33 AM (X4ZNp)

518 So what happens if the reduction in Federal jobs causes a collapse in the D.C. real estate market?


Just imagine in-progress condo projects suddenly going Section-8.

People with mortgages on million dollar McMansions seeing their neighbors house going for 35 cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:34 AM (J+eG2)

519 509 But seriously, I will be praying for you, Vic, every day, until you beat the cancer. You did it before, you can do it again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:31 AM (Om16U)

Thanks

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 09:34 AM (mpXpK)

520 Mexican/Hispanic naming conventions include mother's
name as legitimate as well. I had neighbors laughing about how they
were coded into State or Federal databases because they never knew
whether they would be mother's name or father's. If someone uses their
middle name legally and socially (in my family Christian and Mary are
almost a given as first names) they are in for a world of
misunderstandings. I always laugh at State Dept not having room for that
'cultural accommodation' on visas, etc. No wonder they can't find
anybody.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 09:06 AM (MIKMs)


No one really understands how to code that stuff in, including the (sometimes barely literate) individual often. This is complicated by Hispanic families that use the Anglo naming system instead with a middle name, have middle names and the patronymic and matronymic and use them all, and the individuals who intentionally muddy the water by using different names at different times.
Add to that the various spelling issues with the Z and C and Y, I and LL, as well as some databases that recognize a hyphen and a space as being distinct letters, and some systems that insist you have to run the two last names together, you have to search a number of times with varying parameters to find a hit.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2017 09:34 AM (OX2f9)

521 "Heatstreet claims Warren was merely signaling to DeVos in her native Cherokee language."
========

How!

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 09:34 AM (JBggj)

522 512 Rick Perry has Marcus Luttrell sitting next to him getting ready for his hearing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
--------------------------------------------------

Maybe Kristin Gillibrand has a LGBTQ question for Luttrell.

Posted by: MTF at January 19, 2017 09:35 AM (X4ZNp)

523 >>The Hill publishes proposed budget cut targets:

I never thought Donald Trump would give me a throbbing erection.

Posted by: V the K at January 19, 2017 09:35 AM (O7MnT)

524 521 "Heatstreet claims Warren was merely signaling to DeVos in her native Cherokee language."
========

How!
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 09:34 AM (JBggj)

...dare you!

...

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:35 AM (8hICw)

525 >>I saw that. The moron who wrote that piece is getting scalped in the comments. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2017 09:33 AM (mbhDw)

My sarcasm filter needs recalibration. I thought it was an exquisitely subtle piece of snark, especially the unironic(?) use of "cisgendered." Damn. I thought they'd landed a real stiletto of a wit.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)

526 "How!"

I don't know.
I didn't read the article.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:37 AM (J+eG2)

527 hey were did all our trolls go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:37 AM (sRFAL)

528 So sick of these anti Trump fuckers...

They are doing the same thing they did to GW Bush. Constant stream of vile piss. They know if they yell loud enough, and long enough, eventually people will get tired of hearing it and just want it to end.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 19, 2017 09:38 AM (qfFuc)

529 hey were did all our trolls go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:37 AM (sRFAL)

I was thinking about that the other day, potatoes-au-gratin and the others

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2017 09:40 AM (c6/9Q)

530 Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 19, 2017 09:38 AM (qfFuc)


UMMMM NO! Those days are Long Long gone

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 09:40 AM (y3aQB)

531 Michelle Caruso-Cabrera on CNBC


Right after the election, she and Joe Kernan were the hosts, as I think they ran Andrew Ross Sorkin and Becky Quick off the air for a while. She was solid pro-free markets.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2017 09:41 AM (jK8Z7)

532
Warren, Tillis, Clintons, Murray, Kimmel and the Deranged Leftoid Trumpophobics

Ericksson, Goldberg, Romney, McCain, Wilson, Graham, chemjeff



Question: What's the difference in these two groups?

Answer : NONE



Own your brothers and sisters , Nevertrumpers.

Own it.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 19, 2017 09:41 AM (toH8T)

533 Praying for you, Vic - and glad to see you and your links back here today.

You are very much treasured at AOSHQ, if you didn't already realize that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampsersands at the present time) at January 19, 2017 09:43 AM (ZM2xo)

534 There is a way to make the antitrumpers go away. I just Ignore them, build my own bubble, They hate all that I believe so why should I care what they think. Fuckem. If they want to have an honest dialog, fine. It's up to them at this point.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:43 AM (hMqvx)

535 Soros don't pay & trolls go away.

Posted by: Get A Gerg Life at January 19, 2017 09:44 AM (bc2Lc)

536
Contact Ira Glass. Sounds like a great segment for 'This American Life' on NPR.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2017 08:52 AM (NBHj5)


A ten minute segment of farting, intercut with witty comments by Ira and one of his drones might be a bit factual for This American Life. It also may not represent the correct political bias for that time slot

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2017 09:44 AM (OX2f9)

537 Vic -- I'm late to the thread, as usual, but just read about your health issue. Sending lots of prayers your way. I truly appreciate your contributions to the HQ.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 19, 2017 09:45 AM (hYNPr)

538 One more day of terror, and then the sun shines.

Posted by: MTF at January 19, 2017 09:45 AM (X4ZNp)

539 Is Ace going to come through with an Election Day meltdown video countdown?

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 09:45 AM (JBggj)

540 Vic!


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 19, 2017 09:45 AM (toH8T)

541 >>Rick Perry has Marcus Luttrell sitting next to him getting ready for his hearing.


Maybe this time around our idiot press/political bloggers will know who Luttrell is?

Remember that Perry 2016 announcement where Perry was on stage w/Luttrell and his twin and these tools were all, "Who are those two goons, ha ha ha"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:45 AM (NOIQH)

542 hey were did all our trolls go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:37 AM (sRFAL)


Soros lost a billion on the election and the Hungarians are making comments about how they want him back now.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2017 09:46 AM (OX2f9)

543 >>I saw that. The moron who wrote that piece is getting scalped in the comments.

It's snark. I'm 100% sure of that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2017 09:46 AM (gTQoY)

544 Vic- I'm so sorry to hear of your health struggles. You are in my prayers. Hang in there.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:47 AM (hMqvx)

545 They know if they yell loud enough, and long enough, eventually people will get tired of hearing it and just want it to end.

Which is why the Republicans make a HUGE mistake by just sitting down and shutting up.

The first time Little Johnny pulls Susie Sunshine's hair, and Susie calls to Miss Teacher, Little Johnny gets a scolding.

That'll go on for a while ... but eventually ... Miss Teacher will lose her will, and understanding that Little Johnny ain't ever gonna' stop ... she tell that little whiney Susie Sunshine bitch to just shut the fuck up.

Fair ? Of course not. But that's how people are.

However ... if Susie picks up a book and smears Little Johnny's nose across his face for him one good time ... Miss Teacher will be aghast and punish 'em both.

And Little Johnny will keep his hands to himself. So ends the lesson.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 19, 2017 09:47 AM (MhYfz)

546 One More Sleep!!


Tomorrow Tomorrow I Love Ya Tomorrow


You're Only A Day Away!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:47 AM (bpfzP)

547 Own your brothers and sisters , Nevertrumpers.
=====

I REFUSE to bend a knee or bow my head to anyone. So I'll own it for them, support the PEOTUS, and damn all who demand obeisance.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 09:47 AM (MIKMs)

548 >>>So what happens if the reduction in Federal jobs causes a collapse in the D.C. real estate market?

Majority of Feds don't live in DC. They live in outlying suburbs, and not the rich counties.

That said, if DC real estate collapses a lot of developers are going to take a bath and guys in the construction industry are going to suck hind tit. There's already been a few foreclosures on big properties that were financed 10 years ago and could be more. DC was trying to force development by taxing the shit out of undeveloped lots but can only squeeze so hard.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 09:47 AM (cBdd5)

549 >>It's snark. I'm 100% sure of that. Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2017 09:46 AM (gTQoY)

Thanks. Thought I'd gone full-circle for a minute.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)

550 Vic's going to the doctor in Charleston? Woo-Hoooo!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:48 AM (bpfzP)

551 >> I thought it was an exquisitely subtle piece of snark, especially the unironic(?) use of "cisgendered."

Yes. And he's calling it Snubgate on Twitter.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 19, 2017 09:49 AM (gTQoY)

552 But they seemed to be on their best behavior concerning political bull shit from the stage.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:20 AM (J+eG2)

But Robert Downey Jr. did yell "Go Steelers" So it was great.

Posted by: Timon at January 19, 2017 09:49 AM (27k1O)

553 I posted a link a few days ago that there is already a collapse of real-estate in DC. All those Scankles minions are having a hard time off-loading their newly purchased homes and are taking a beating.



hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 09:50 AM (mpXpK)

554 hey were did all our trolls go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2017 09:37 AM (sRFAL)

I was thinking about that the other day, potatoes-au-gratin and the others

Posted by: runner


Election season's over and that sweet CGI money dried up. So they slink back to /b/ or reddit or wherever until the Sorosites need another surge of trolls.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 19, 2017 09:50 AM (9krrF)

555 Speaking of trolls, here's some schadenboner-Viagra in the form of an election-night classic:

WTF is your problem? I hate Cankles as much as you, but I also hate people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will evaporate quickly. Those precincts always come in late and always go to the Dem. Sorry math isn't your friend, but I'm dealing facts, not fantasies.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)

Posted by: Liawatha at January 19, 2017 09:50 AM (ul9CR)

556 ">>I saw that. The moron who wrote that piece is getting scalped in the comments.

It's snark. I'm 100% sure of that. "

You may indeed be correct

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2017 09:50 AM (J+eG2)

557 550 Vic's going to the doctor in Charleston? Woo-Hoooo!!
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:48 AM (bpfzP)

Mrs Vic set his head right.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (Om16U)

558 A Packers-Steelers Super Bowl would be awesome.

But I don't think that's going to happen.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (JBggj)

559 I did NOT spend a weekend in my sweatlodge frenetically scissoring Lena Dunham and Meryl Streep. Fake news. It simply didn't happen. And you can't prove a thing.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (97XyN)

560 This election makes me want to write every single celebrity who's done anti-bullying ads. Also teachers, brainwashing kids that everything is bullying, except when you don't like the person. Then you can bully. Because Hitler should have been bullied.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (bpfzP)

561 548
>>>So what happens if the reduction in Federal jobs causes a collapse in the D.C. real estate market?



Majority of Feds don't live in DC. They live in outlying suburbs, and not the rich counties.



That said, if DC real estate collapses a lot of developers are going
to take a bath and guys in the construction industry are going to suck
hind tit. There's already been a few foreclosures on big properties that
were financed 10 years ago and could be more. DC was trying to force
development by taxing the shit out of undeveloped lots but can only
squeeze so hard.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 09:47 AM (cBdd5)

6 of the most prosperous 10 counties in the US in recent years were in the DC metro area. The capital has been literally draining wealth from the provinces. It is time that pattern was reversed.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (jK8Z7)

562 >>That said, if DC real estate collapses a lot of developers are going to take a bath and guys in the construction industry are going to suck hind tit. There's already been a few foreclosures on big properties that were financed 10 years ago and could be more. DC was trying to force development by taxing the shit out of undeveloped lots but can only squeeze so hard.

I'm not happy to see anyone suffer but I can't work up a lot of sympathy for the DC crowd. They have been a giant vacuum sucking up money and making DC one of the most expensive and luxurious places in the country at our expense.

The one thing I am hoping for more than anything else out of this administration is a devolution of power and influence from DC back to the states where it belongs.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (/tuJf)

563 The HEAT Street article is excellent snark. You're reading it thinking, "Oh, here we go, another lecture on why our side doesn't get it it," and then it hits you - the sarcasm. The beauty is they are using Warren's native-American claims against her.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (NOIQH)

564 CNN: The report emphasizes that a president from the prior administration will take power if there is an attack due to the fact that none of Trump's cabinet secretaries have been confirmed yet.

Okay, then what?
Posted by: Colin




Well that would mean that Barry would be prezzy forever!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (OE2ur)

565 I also hate people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will evaporate quickly.

I'm going to spread that on crackers.

Tasty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (B+qrE)

566 https://tinyurl.com/hdkwt44



Congress, Trump Working to Repair Broken U.S.-Israel Relationship

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (y3aQB)

567 There are already PED users in the Hall, and I'd bet my life that Pudge Rodriguez used as well, based on anecdotal evidence + performance spikes. Whether you like them or not, you simply can't tell the story of baseball in the 90's and 00's without Bonds and Clemens - it's like trying to talk about baseball in the 1910's without Ty Cobb and Walter Johnson.

Plus, Bud Selig is in the Hall now - if anyone is the face of the PED era, it's him.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (oZ6kz)

568 Eww,what did we do to desere that picture?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (r/0kC)

569 OK so, we have Sam, of Sam and Dave. Beautifully tan, rested and ready.
Dave's not here.
Has no one else been taken with the sudden mental image of an impromptu duet of "Hold On...I'm Comin" featuring Sam and Don?
Perhaps in lieu of spoken address?
Because, depths of awesome there.

I could tell by the hair. Down deep, he's a Soul Man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (H5rtT)

570 24 hours until the nation's stretch mark is tossed into the diaper pail. Squirt!!!

Posted by: Barbarian at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (57R5r)

571
Twenty-six hours!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (BK3ZS)

572 Worse than Yoko.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2017 09:52 AM (r/0kC)

573 Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (jK8Z7)

fist bump

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (/tuJf)

574 532. Heh.... ain't it the truth, though? That one feller - he's got more flounces than a Victorian dressmaker's inventory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (3y7KT)

575 I did NOT spend a weekend in my sweatlodge frenetically scissoring Lena Dunham and Meryl Streep. Fake news. It simply didn't happen. And you can't prove a thing.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (97XyN)

Brain bleach required. Yuck!

Posted by: Timon at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (27k1O)

576 I met her at a dance "Nauguration Night
I could see her dong cuz her dress was so tight
JENNER Je je je je Jenner

Posted by: Pre-Zombies Ray Davies at January 19, 2017 08:33 AM (9q7Dl)



Kink(s)y

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (OE2ur)

577 Pence: Trump team has Day One, Day 100 and Day 200 plans.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (y3aQB)

578 What ? Bud Selig popped positive for PEDs ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (MhYfz)

579 Donald Trump is forcing the eviction of a black family!

Posted by: DC Real Estate Nooz at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (Om16U)

580 Morning horde.

About 15 blocks from the festivities and the city is eerily quiet. I think about 3/4ths of the regular workers just said F it and took the rest of the week off.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (2x9LM)

581 That pic of Warren...she looks like she's ready to rap your knuckles with a ruler.

More like plunder your squeakhole with a strap-on.

Can you imagine being married to such a harridan?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

582

Yesterday smarter than all of us Barry said the press corps shouldn't be sy Nchophants. I think the synchopants play at ComiNsky Park

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (OE2ur)

583 >>>I posted a link a few days ago that there is already a collapse of real-estate in DC. All those Scankles minions are having a hard time off-loading their newly purchased homes and are taking a beating.

Link? Real estate predictions for DC in 2017 are modest rise last time I checked. Offloading a multi-million dollar property in January is always slow. Doesn't extrapolate to the majority of homes/condos.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (cBdd5)

584 Rick Perry brought a sniper!!!
Hide!!!

Posted by: CNN(Clinton Nooz Nitwits) at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (Om16U)

585 I have to work on my Inauguration playlist today. I think I will start off with Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?". Then maybe a tribute to Obama - "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles. Then a lot of stuff in between. Not sure just what.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (bpfzP)

586 499
I'm just reading the story at The Hill regarding the major cuts Trump is planning.



My Schandenboner just went Supernova.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2017 09:25 AM (hdpay)


The Overton Window. If we only get half of the proposed cuts, that's a yuge win.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (jK8Z7)

587 the Les Mis 25th anniversary rendition of "One Day More" on Vimeo is pretty outstanding.

https://vimeo.com/57299487

Posted by: MTF at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (X4ZNp)

588 >>WTF is your problem? I hate Cankles as much as you, but I also hate
people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left
in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will
evaporate quickly. Those precincts always come in late and always go to
the Dem. Sorry math isn't your friend, but I'm dealing facts, not
fantasies.
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)

Thanks for the artifact. Anthropologists are going to be digging unreconstructed Hillary! supporters out of the hills for decades to come, just like Jap soldiers after WW2...

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

589 >>So what happens if the reduction in Federal jobs causes a collapse in the D.C. real estate market?



DC and the VA/MD suburbs is not just made up of federal workers, but of all sorts of businesses that have set up shop to be near power. Defense contractors, tech companies, all sorts of non-profits, activist, and lobbying shops. Just read the Amazon's Jeff Bezos recently bought *the* most expensive property in DC.

Think it will take a lot more than a 20% cut in federal workforce to bring it down - especially considering that there are federal offices in other states (so all cuts won't effect DC workforce).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 09:56 AM (NOIQH)

590 I find satisfaction that DC will take a haircut. The swamp will be drained. Ding dong the jef is gone!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 19, 2017 09:56 AM (hMqvx)

591 "More like plunder your squeakhole with a strap-on.

Can you imagine being married to such a harridan?"

Um.......

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 19, 2017 09:56 AM (J+eG2)

592 I hope they leave an empty chair right next to the podium tomorrow, in tribute to the greatest convention speech ever.

Posted by: MTF at January 19, 2017 09:56 AM (X4ZNp)

593 I should really buy groceries

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:56 AM (Om16U)

594 I'm going to fire this guy, and that guy, and ... and ... damn, I forgot the third guy.

Posted by: Rick Perry at January 19, 2017 09:57 AM (MhYfz)

595 I think my nod to John Kerry will be "Horse With No Name."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:57 AM (bpfzP)

596 578 What ? Bud Selig popped positive for PEDs ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 19, 2017 09:53 AM (MhYfz)

As a brewers fan, I can assure you that the only PED's that Bud was taking while owner were the fat checks he was cashing from the revenue sharing while letting his "team" twist in the wind.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:57 AM (8hICw)

597 The People's Cube Purged from Wikipedia

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/01/18/the-peoples-cube-purged-from-wikipedia/

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 19, 2017 09:57 AM (vBeA5)

598 593 I should really buy groceries
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19,
--------

You misspelled champagne.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:58 AM (sBOL1)

599 595 I think my nod to John Kerry will be "Horse With No Name."
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 09:57 AM (bpfzP)

"I rode through the desert on a horse with no name...."

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 09:58 AM (8hICw)

600 "More like plunder your squeakhole with a strap-on."

We use EVERY part of the buffalo. Because we're environmentalists and shit.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 19, 2017 09:58 AM (97XyN)

601 RICK PERRY!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl...spring training 42 days at January 19, 2017 09:59 AM (0O7c5)

602 #OneDay

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2017 09:59 AM (pklWy)

603 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2017 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

Have had "yhuger" wig outs myself. Praying for you all the way. Sounds like you married smart and loving woman.

Posted by: gracepc at January 19, 2017 09:59 AM (OU4q6)

604 The Energy Department is by far the worst bureaucracy I've ever encountered.Parts of it, like the Energy Information Administration, are valuable and should be saved. But the headquarters is hopeless.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2017 09:59 AM (jK8Z7)

605 what is Rick Perry gonna head up? Energy?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 09:59 AM (Om16U)

606 Free The People's Cube!

Free The People's Cube!

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 19, 2017 10:00 AM (GdgAM)

607 You misspelled champagne.





Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2017 09:58 AM (sBOL1)
=======================

Ya definitely champagne. I just stuck two bottles in the fridge. Rev is buying shrimp and crab legs. Don't tell my Baptist friends, but we might even do a little dance.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:00 AM (bpfzP)

608 600 "More like plunder your squeakhole with a strap-on."

We use EVERY part of the buffalo. Because we're environmentalists and shit.
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 19, 2017 09:58 AM (97XyN)

"Wait, is there somewhere I can sign up?"

~ Hope Solo

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 10:00 AM (8hICw)

609 So, having saved the world, our next act will be to cut federal spending so much they'll feel all the way out in the Crofton real estate market.

Posted by: The Tea Party at January 19, 2017 10:00 AM (X4ZNp)

610 Ya definitely champagne. I just stuck two bottles in the fridge. Rev is buying shrimp and crab legs. Don't tell my Baptist friends, but we might even do a little dance.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:00 AM (bpfzP)

Next thing you know, you'll be playing with that devil's cardboard. 'Tis a slippery slope you are on!

;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (8hICw)

611 Unbelievable:

CNN is hiring Valarie Jarrett's daughter to be a reporter, covering the DOJ even though she has little reporting experience.

"Democratic operatives with bylines" is absolutely right.


Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (hdpay)

612 585 I have to work on my Inauguration playlist today. I think I will start off with Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?". Then maybe a tribute to Obama - "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles. Then a lot of stuff in between. Not sure just what.
Posted by: grammie winger

Cocksucker Blues - Rolling Stones

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (/CIN4)

613 I hope they leave an empty chair right next to the podium tomorrow, in tribute to the greatest convention speech ever.



And not say one word about it. Don't draw attention to it. Nothing.

The symbolism will not be lost.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (PukHz)

614 >>The People's Cube Purged from Wikipedia

Irony. The Wikipedia people are attempting to airbrush out an entry that snarks on Communism. You cannot satirize the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (NOIQH)

615
That's it for today folks. I have recovered from my "wig out" on going down to MUSC. Will be going next week. My wife said to pass on to all the Morons her thanks fore arguing to straighten my dumb ass out to go down to MUSC.


Love ya, Vic! Prayers and best wishes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (BK3ZS)

616 I won tickets to the Philadelphia car show this morning! I called in to the local AM talk show & they chose my "Toast of the week." Still haven't heard back from their PR dept. though to see where I can pick them up.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2017 10:02 AM (7HtZB)

617 I gotta get a Hillary song. Maybe "Money Can't Buy Me Love."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:02 AM (bpfzP)

618 They're going to freak out at the Energy Department when they realize the new secretary carries a .357 to work and likes oil drilling.

Posted by: MTF at January 19, 2017 10:02 AM (X4ZNp)

619 Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2017 10:02 AM (7HtZB)

I was listening to that but I missed the winning call - that was you? Congrats!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 10:03 AM (Om16U)

620 Cocksucker Blues - Rolling Stones

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (/CIN4)
==================

That'd work.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:03 AM (bpfzP)

621 >>You misspelled champagne.



Excellent idea, bluebell!
I'll be picking some up some of that today, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2017 10:03 AM (NOIQH)

622 I don't drink. I did recently get some "raw apple cide" maybe I can just pretend it's champagne.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 10:04 AM (Om16U)

623 617 I gotta get a Hillary song. Maybe "Money Can't Buy Me Love."
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:02 AM (bpfzP)

"Let the Bodies Hit the (Curb)"

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2017 10:04 AM (7HtZB)

624 Mayim Bialik is making her views about President-elect Donald Trump known. The "Big Bang Theory" star took to Instagram to post a video ahead of Trump's Jan. 20 inauguration.

Right now, I don't know what to do or how. Honestly, I'm still scared..."




Oh dear, what to do? How about suicide.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 10:04 AM (OE2ur)

625 >>>6 of the most prosperous 10 counties in the US in recent years were in the DC metro area. The capital has been literally draining wealth from the provinces. It is time that pattern was reversed.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2017 09:51 AM (jK8Z7)

The richest people I know in northern Virginia work for AOL, Discovery Channel, or in finance or law. Any government workers in that area if they have any "wealth" it's in the house that they've been in for 20+ years. Lobbyists is money flowing into DC, not draining from the provinces.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 10:04 AM (cBdd5)

626 How many people will really show up at all these protests?You think it will actually reach a million?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2017 10:05 AM (r/0kC)

627 Unbelievable:

CNN is hiring Valarie Jarrett's daughter to be a reporter, covering the DOJ even though she has little reporting experience.

"Democratic operatives with bylines" is absolutely right.





PROOF that CNN IS the Commie News Network.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2017 10:05 AM (PukHz)

628 And not say one word about it. Don't draw attention to it. Nothing.


Magnificent. But, I would not be able to avoid adding a lick:

Five minutes before swearing-in begins, escort brings Mr. Clint Eastwood
to sit in it.

Full Circle, bitchez.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 10:05 AM (H5rtT)

629 Wow,in this western movie they bleeped out the word "squaw" LOL.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2017 10:05 AM (r/0kC)

630 I gotta get a Hillary song. Maybe "Money Can't Buy Me Love."
Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:02 AM (bpfzP)


"Let the Bodies Hit the (Curb)"

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2017 10:04 AM (7HtZB)


"Cold, Cold Heart" by Hank.

Or maybe "Everything Sucks" by Reel Big Fish.

Or "She Hate Me" by Puddle of Mudd.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2017 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

631 Five minutes before swearing-in begins, escort brings Mr. Clint Eastwood
to sit in it.

Full Circle, bitchez.




Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 10:05 AM (H5rtT)
==============================

Most awesome idea in the history of ideas.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:06 AM (bpfzP)

632 CNN is hiring Valarie Jarrett's daughter to be a reporter, covering the DOJ even though she has little reporting experience.

--

I wonder if she's anymore talented than Chelsea.

Jarrett must have a shit pile of blackmail material now - I expect she will be living large off if it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 10:06 AM (Om16U)

633 Blossom is an orthodox Jew no?She realize Israel kind of likes Trump?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2017 10:07 AM (r/0kC)

634 Cocksucker Blues - Rolling Stones

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 10:01 AM (/CIN4)



In many ways the story of Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 10:07 AM (OE2ur)

635 >>>I'm not happy to see anyone suffer but I can't work up a lot of sympathy for the DC crowd. They have been a giant vacuum sucking up money and making DC one of the most expensive and luxurious places in the country at our expense.

The point is that the construction industry is the one that will get hit first and the guys I know are either commuting in from hour plus out at 5 AM or hanging on by their fingers to be closer. Might be fun to think the fat cats are getting soaked, but going to be a lot more little guys getting hammered.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 10:08 AM (cBdd5)

636 "Cold, Cold Heart" by Hank.
===================


Love that song. Is Elizabeth Warren coming, or is she boycotting? Because I could do "Crazy".

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:08 AM (bpfzP)

637 Band rehearsal ... (SFW)

LINK: https://youtu.be/A1wXEEQBHeQ

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 10:09 AM (JBggj)

638 >>Mayam Bialik...Right now, I don't know what to do or how. Honestly, I'm still scared..."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2017 10:04 AM (OE2ur)

Keep up the skeer. Everything is working according to plan.

Posted by: General Zod at January 19, 2017 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)

639 Is Elizabeth Warren coming


well there goes lunch

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 19, 2017 10:09 AM (/CIN4)

640 nood

Posted by: Definitely not citizen khan at January 19, 2017 10:10 AM (F21es)

641 Is Elizabeth Warren coming, or is she boycotting?
She's walking. After midnight.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 10:11 AM (H5rtT)

642 >>The richest people I know in northern Virginia work for AOL, Discovery Channel, or in finance or law. Any government workers in that area if they have any "wealth" it's in the house that they've been in for 20+ years. Lobbyists is money flowing into DC, not draining from the provinces.

It's kind of silly to pretend that when you have an administration focused on centralizing and growing power money won't flow in that direction. Of course their are some in the private sector who are richer than government workers. But that doesn't mean that by moving power and influence out of DC it won't cause all sorts of financial dislocation. Same thing happens in the private sector.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2017 10:11 AM (/tuJf)

643 Dazed and Confused by Zeppelin

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2017 10:11 AM (Cf0i2)

644 The point is that the construction industry is the one that will get hit first and the guys I know are either commuting in from hour plus out at 5 AM or hanging on by their fingers to be closer.

==

There will be construction jobs not too far away to make up for it. Most of them will be ok.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 19, 2017 10:11 AM (Om16U)

645 Is Elizabeth Warren coming, or is she boycotting?
She's walking. After midnight.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2017 10:11 AM (H5rtT)
==============================

It'll be dark then. I hope she doesn't get run over by a big yellow taxi.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 19, 2017 10:12 AM (bpfzP)

646 "Right now, I don't know what to do or how. Honestly, I'm still scared..."
---

Assuming that Blossom really is scared, and not just douche-signaling:

My hope is that these folks will always remember the terrifying winter of 2016/17, and how scared they were over *nothing* -- and that they'll keep that in mind next time their Facebook friends freak out about The New Worst Racist Republican Ever.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 19, 2017 10:12 AM (4bKiB)

647 CNN is hiring Valarie Jarrett's daughter to be a reporter, covering the DOJ even though she has little reporting experience.

Not surprising she has a daughter, considering some lizards reproduce by lesbian activity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2017 10:12 AM (g6yUI)

648 Heh.

I'm Coming Out - Diana Ross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mjl63e0ms

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2017 10:13 AM (MIKMs)

649 She's walking. After midnight.
=============

One of Patsy Cline's greatest.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2017 10:13 AM (JBggj)

650 Posted by: mindful webworker - praying for health and help at January 19, 2017 07:25 AM (5RITs)

Prayers for your brother and Mom, family and friends. Blessings and grace.

Posted by: gracepc at January 19, 2017 10:14 AM (OU4q6)

651 CNN.... if the pres elect and vp elect were assasinated the speaker of the house who is currently seated would become president. Obama and Biden's terms have expired.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2017 10:15 AM (9lfUt)

652 I REFUSE to bend a knee or bow my head to anyone. So
I'll own it for them, support the PEOTUS, and damn all who demand
obeisance.


Posted by: mustbequantum

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"Bend the knee".

That was from the Nevertrumper hymn book.

It allowed them to spread lies and innuendo about Trump just like a lefty - while virtue signaling their independence.

Surely that is not what you meant?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 19, 2017 10:16 AM (toH8T)

653 Chubby Gilibrand, huh? Id like to see the quality of women you have been with, dude.

Posted by: rexbatt at January 19, 2017 10:23 AM (dS8cF)

654 >>>It's kind of silly to pretend that when you have an administration focused on centralizing and growing power money won't flow in that direction. Of course their are some in the private sector who are richer than government workers. But that doesn't mean that by moving power and influence out of DC it won't cause all sorts of financial dislocation. Same thing happens in the private sector.

Lobbyists aren't going to disappear because you fire a bunch of federal employees. It's not "some" in the private sector make more than government workers - it's "most" in the DC metro area. Money will always flow out of DC in the form of government spending whether it's defense contracts or base realignment (Pentagon is going nowhere, meaning defense contractors aren't going anywhere), or lobbying for legislation ( hello K Street). Tech is already in the area. I like Trumps cuts. Just saying praying for the DC area to collapse because you've got a hate-on for government employees is like praying for California to collapse because you don't like the assholes in Berkeley.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 19, 2017 10:28 AM (cBdd5)

655 I sure would like to see the FCC pull CNN's broadcast license.

Everyone who heard that broadcast needs to complain to the Secret Service and the FCC - in writing. Don't be lazy, its just a few more keystrokes and looking up addresses on the web.

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2017 10:29 AM (pklWy)

656 Having watched the CNN piece - in my opinion there is nothing actionable about it. Although it is slimy - even for them.

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2017 10:47 AM (pklWy)

657 I saw the heat street column on the sidebar - warren refusing a basic handshake courtesy to Sec Designate Betsy Devos on account of warren doesnt want to get conservative girl cooties & Heat Street somehow this is a problem for DeVos that exposes a cultural deficiency in "the right wing"

I laughed then cried for a second then spit up blood but could not bring myself to read how Heat Street might turn this ungracious but highly revealing public gaffe by Warren into a problem for Devos, and by extension apparently, "the right wing," which is pretty much half the country.

Posted by: Say Wot at January 19, 2017 12:16 PM (uKJIC)

658 In the countdown photo I don't understand why no one ever published the original before they photo-shopped the dick out and the blunt in.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 19, 2017 12:27 PM (kfcYC)

659 19 11 Morning!
Thanks for the morning report, J.J.

and thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown graphics.. I have enjoyed them all week. This one is a classic..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 19, 2017 07:04 AM (UpGcq)

Wait until tomorrow . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I can't wait.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 19, 2017 12:29 PM (kfcYC)

660 72 Trump to immediately sign as many as 200 EOs nullifying Obama's pen and phone.


http://bit.ly/2k3BD2L
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

I thought Barack might have nullified his phone when he dropped it after saying "At least I will go down as a President", with the crazy implication that Donald Trump would not. What was he smoking?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 19, 2017 12:35 PM (kfcYC)

661 Pocahontas is a classless little bitch that needs her fat ass mad red by a stick and thrown out of the Senate by the voters of MA.

'Course they were the idiots that put the little redskin in there in the first place.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 19, 2017 04:04 PM (NAMOG)

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