Tucker Carlson Grills a Hoaxer

It's kind of amusing. Not important, but amusing.

Great last-second random reference at the end.

Posted by: Ace at 12:49 PM

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1 st?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 18, 2017 12:45 PM (ukNFU)

2 nd?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 18, 2017 12:45 PM (ukNFU)

3 rd?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 18, 2017 12:45 PM (ukNFU)

4 After reading the headline I thought Tucker had interviewed Obama.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 18, 2017 12:45 PM (oByg+)

5 Ok Ok I'll go get everyone.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 18, 2017 12:45 PM (ukNFU)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 12:46 PM (S3oyF)

7 Not important, but amusing.

That sums it up nicely.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 18, 2017 12:46 PM (ul9CR)

8 Tucker's getting better ratings than Megyn!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2017 12:48 PM (SIY7D)

9 Nice Old Navy tech vest, fag.

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 12:48 PM (8b+oT)

10 GONK!

Posted by: Power Droid at January 18, 2017 12:48 PM (1wofY)

11 Pretty sure dude is on our side. Way to troll the hell out of the media.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 12:48 PM (wo3jg)

12 Just two days left for TFG is issue his final pardon list. Hopefully he accidentally breaks his sand wedge, which throws him into a four hour tizzy and they can't get the documents signed.

Posted by: MTF at January 18, 2017 12:48 PM (LISuA)

13 Peyton Manning.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 18, 2017 12:49 PM (ul9CR)

14 johndo1: Gold, Silver, Bronze

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 12:49 PM (HgMAr)

15 9 Nice Old Navy tech vest, fag.

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 12:48 PM (8b+oT)

He's a Trump supporter

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 12:49 PM (wo3jg)

16 I was waiting for a Ba Ba Booey at the end of the interview.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 18, 2017 12:50 PM (oByg+)

17 I saw part of the program. Couldn't quite figure out what was going on. Might have had something to do with what I drank for dinner.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at January 18, 2017 12:50 PM (b7fwp)

18 Nope, not gonna watch.

Tucker sure does seem to enjoy talking to nutjobs.

Personally I couldn't do it. Tucker Carlson, doing the job most Americans just won't do.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P)

19 Tweeted this back in August - 'this right here' is referring to ISIS burning Christians

THIS RIGHT HERE is y I decided change my mind about voting 3rd party. Hillarys the monster that created this.
#MAGA

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 12:51 PM (2x9LM)

20 Tonight, Secretary of State Tea Leoni...

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 18, 2017 12:51 PM (qJhUV)

21 I just love this when he dismantles these frauds. Thank God MeAgain decided to jump ship.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 18, 2017 12:51 PM (lJW6d)

22 I can't get the video but I'll take your word that it's unimportant but amusing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2017 12:51 PM (zc3Db)

23

Do these folks who appear on network TV get paid for their appearance?

Posted by: Emerson Tallgrash at January 18, 2017 12:52 PM (aC1io)

24 That was pretty funny... the fact that he could get that much exposure for a dumb/false story was amazing!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2017 12:52 PM (so+oy)

25 Sorry sorry sorry.

May not be the same guy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 12:52 PM (2x9LM)

26 Just two days left for TFG is issue his final pardon list.

I think we're all in agreement that Boew Bergdahl skips free.

Probably Leonard Peltier, too.

I'm still putting money on a posthumous pardon for the Rosenbergs, with some smarmy bromide about how they were living in an era when anonymous voices with no civic responsibility could destroy peoples' lives, much like talk radio today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 12:53 PM (X6fMO)

27
Tucker Carlson going for the Art Bell audience?

Posted by: Emerson Tallgrash at January 18, 2017 12:53 PM (aC1io)

28 Manolo! Another margarita!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at January 18, 2017 12:53 PM (qJhUV)

29 "Tonight, Secretary of State Tea Leoni..."

I don't watch the show for the plot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 12:53 PM (J+eG2)

30 I think we're all in agreement that Boew Bergdahl skips free.

Probably Leonard Peltier, too.

I'm still putting money on a posthumous pardon for the Rosenbergs, with some smarmy bromide about how they were living in an era when anonymous voices with no civic responsibility could destroy peoples' lives, much like talk radio today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 12:53 PM (X6fMO)

What about that terrorist lawyer. Is she still locked up?

Lynn something, I think?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

31 Aw jeez. Now I get it.

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (8b+oT)

32 I couldn't watch more than a minute of that...it was BORING.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ewSN2)

33 What ace's real name is Tullipo and he has a beard?

That guy does sort of look like an ewok.

Posted by: Tommy at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (NDivk)

34 Folks ... I really don't think we've voted our way out of a damn thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (MhYfz)

35 From the tail end of the last thread:

What's Jen Psaki's new job?

Hash tag creator?

The best example of her work for Mooch: http://bit.ly/2iJoB9L

Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (joFoi)

36 Fisher Stevens reference at the end. Peyton manning...
Pretty funny stuff.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 18, 2017 12:55 PM (CLKfs)

37 Just two days left for TFG is issue his final pardon list.

There really should be some way that Barky can be flown somewhere and dropped off there for two days ... somewhere with no communication. They could say that it's just for his own protection. An iron mask might be a nice touch, too ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2017 12:55 PM (zc3Db)

38 What about that terrorist lawyer. Is she still locked up?

Lynn something, I think?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

Lynne Stewart? Yeah, and why not the Blind Sheik too.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 18, 2017 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

39 "Tonight, Secretary of State Tea Leoni..."

I don't watch the show for the plot.

Just the bod.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 12:55 PM (S3oyF)

40 The point of it all was to troll the media, who never fact check and do their jobs. More people should be doing this to embarrass the MSM into doing their jobs.

Posted by: Pepe at January 18, 2017 12:55 PM (92ruB)

41 @12 sorry- I thought I was posting to the last thread but I screwed up. Story of my day.

Posted by: MTF at January 18, 2017 12:55 PM (LISuA)

42 This guy could have been Obama's foreign policy advisor.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2017 12:56 PM (KUaJL)

43 It was very funny, but some lefties are saying Tucker got 'punked' - he clearly didn't. They researched this guy and knew he was a hoaxer from second 1 of the interview. Now maybe they didn't realize that this guy was just a troll and didn't really care if he got caught lying - he just wanted to get on TV and I suppose make a point about 'fake news.'

But if he's trying to make a point about the MSM's 'layers of fact checkers' being a joke, well, on this occasion the fact checkers actually did their job - they knew his organization was fake and that he was using a fake name.

And yeah, didn't really understand the Fisher Stevens reference except as an odd non sequitur. And if anybody from Short Circuit is going to be trusted with the 'Roswell Papers,' it's Steve Gutenberg, damnit!

All that being said, 'Dom Tullipso' will go into my stash of fake names to use at conventions/when signing up for websites alongside Guybrush Threepwood, Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and all the names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 18, 2017 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)

44 Tucker and the guest both had a sense of humor about it.

It really does say something about the media when this guy can just make up outlandish claims and they're published without anyone calling bs.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 18, 2017 12:56 PM (X+nFp)

45 That's some funny shit right there. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Soona at January 18, 2017 12:56 PM (Fmupd)

46 To infamy! And beyond!

Posted by: Joey 'Buzz Bonghit' Biden at January 18, 2017 12:57 PM (PoCPz)

47 'Tips on conversing and comforting your children as Obama leaves office'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (2x9LM)

48 24 That was pretty funny... the fact that he could get that much exposure for a dumb/false story was amazing!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2017 12:52 PM (so+oy)

That is the point, which most people are failing to get.

Posted by: Pepe at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (92ruB)

49 What's Jen Psaki's new job?

Mall vendor. Hacky Psacks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (X6fMO)

50 All that being said, 'Dom Tullipso' will go into my stash of fake names to use at conventions/when signing up for websites alongside Guybrush Threepwood, Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and all the names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 18, 2017 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)

I've given "Rip Steakface" as a name at restaurants when making reservations.

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

51 39 "Tonight, Secretary of State Tea Leoni..." I don't watch the show for the plot. Just the bod.

I like the naughty librarian glasses.

MILF status ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (MhYfz)

52 "Just the bod."

For some reason, I find her voice to be intriguing as well.

I have no idea what her personal politics are, but she strikes me s a very attractive woman.

And is a clear winner when compared to the up and coming pop-tarts who can only pull off sexualization and shock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (J+eG2)

53 I'd rather have my 6 minutes back than watch a weasel squirm. Tucker, Tucker, don't do that anymore, even if it is cringe worthy in a slo-mo kind of way.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (EaQ6/)

54 11 Pretty sure dude is on our side. Way to troll the hell out of the media.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

My reading is he may not have a side.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (kfcYC)

55 All that being said, 'Dom Tullipso' will go into my stash of fake names to use at conventions/when signing up for websites alongside Guybrush Threepwood, Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and all the names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny.

Ben Dovermoor.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (S3oyF)

56 OK, now that I've watched it all, I give the guy credit for punking the entire MSM, except for Tucker, of course.

It's pretty funny actually. Peyton Manning, indeed.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (lJW6d)

57 That's 70 million a year!

No, we're around 80 million Tucker

LMFAO

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (2x9LM)

58 What's Jen Psaki's new job?

Working the parking lot at the Flying J truck stop.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (X+nFp)

59 I was half-expecting him to end the interview with a "Baba Booey" or two.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (oZ6kz)

60 I have a ton of caramel popcorn left over from Christmas.

I think I'll take the day off and will be sitting in front of the tv and computer all day Friday.

Frozen Margarita and TexMex with the little lady in the evening.

Biggest effing TGIF I've had in a very long time.

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (8b+oT)

61
Whatever secret elixir Tucker has found to become a badass needs to be bottled.

And Dom did a good job of keeping up his act as long as he could. Not "Ho Lee Fuk" amusing, but pretty good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (ODxAs)

62 24 That was pretty funny... the fact that he could get that much exposure for a dumb/false story was amazing!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2017 12:52 PM (so+oy)

And the Benghazi attack was caused by a non watched YouTube video...

because everyone in Benghazi watches YouTube videos THAT ARE DONE IN ENGLISH.

The media will perpetuate any lie, if its the correct storyline.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2017 01:00 PM (qf6WZ)

63 My reading is he may not have a side.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (kfcYC)

Yeah.

Got sucked in with a spoof twitter account.

My fault

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 01:00 PM (2x9LM)

64 They way they were laughing at the end say it was a setup by Fox to troll, and indeed they did.

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2017 01:00 PM (bCUA0)

65 50 All that being said, 'Dom Tullipso' will go into my stash of fake names to use at conventions/when signing up for websites alongside Guybrush Threepwood, Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and all the names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 18, 2017 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)

I've given "Rip Steakface" as a name at restaurants when making reservations.
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

I've used Big McLargehuge when filling out forms at websites that I don't really care about.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 18, 2017 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

66 "Working as the assistant hooker at the parking lot at the Flying J truck stop.

*suggested edit*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:01 PM (J+eG2)

67 Folks ... I really don't think we've voted our way out of a damn thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (MhYfz)

We haven't. It's just a little reprieve before Round 2 hits us. And it will, sure as I'm sittin' here.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Jcg9Q)

68
I heard on the news last night that Bradley/Chelsea Manning had not yet received his free gender reassignment surgery from the government. Now he'll have to pay for it himself!

And it was funny how that guy in the video kept saying Peyton Manning instead!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2017 01:01 PM (so+oy)

69 I like that recent Chelsea Manning commercial with the 2 guys in horse suits.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2017 01:01 PM (EaQ6/)

70 Ha. Franken gets punked again.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2017 01:01 PM (/tuJf)

71 By way of a mention...

If I were President Elect or any of his law enforcement appointees (I'm thinking Sherriff Clarke would be a good candidate to head this up) and violence took place at the inauguration, all of those Dems who decided to boycott the ceremony would be spending literally days in dark, uncomfortable interrogation rooms until they gave somebody up - guilty or not. Days.

DT, "I won, motherfuckers."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Gh3fw)

72 And Dom did a good job of keeping up his act as long as he could. Not "Ho Lee Fuk" amusing, but pretty good.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (ODxAs)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Horde...

I know its early, but...

I would like to place Dominic Tulliosopopo in contention for Honorary Moron of the Year...

can I get a second?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (qf6WZ)

73 "Dom Tullipso"

Mod Spillout?

Mod Lout lips?

What could all this mean..?!!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, countin' the hours down to Zero at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (kVX3W)

74
Dom Tullipso? Isn't he the Sicilian don that Don Corleone shivved for having killed his family when he was a child?

Godfather 2 (there was no Godfather 3)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (BK3ZS)

75 Eustace Plimsoll. A classic Wodehouse alias for Bertram Wilberforce Wooster - which isn't half-bad as an alias itself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (DTTNv)

76 Folks ... I really don't think we've voted our way out of a damn thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 12:54 PM (MhYfz)

We haven't. It's just a little reprieve before Round 2 hits us. And it will, sure as I'm sittin' here.
Posted by: Country Boy

Yep. At least we have an adult in charge when it does.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (S3oyF)

77 51 39 "Tonight, Secretary of State Tea Leoni..." I don't watch the show for the plot. Just the bod.

I like the naughty librarian glasses.

MILF status ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 12:58 PM (MhYfz)

How amazing would it be if the series ended with her being hauled into the back of a van like a sack of wet mango pulp?

Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

78 Unfortunately, now the left will claim the actual protest vermin planning stink bombs and screwing up the DC Metro are also fake in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (8b+oT)

79 Lynne Stewart? Yeah, and why not the Blind Sheik too.

She's been out since 2013. Compassionate release since she was "dying" from terminal breast cancer. Apparently she still is...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2017 01:02 PM (qJhUV)

80 I have a ton of caramel popcorn left over from Christmas.

I think I'll take the day off and will be sitting in front of the tv and computer all day Friday.

Frozen Margarita and TexMex with the little lady in the evening.

Biggest effing TGIF I've had in a very long time.

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 12:59 PM (8b+oT)

Being one of the few people who actually has Fridays off, it's going to be one of the happiest days of my life. With or without alcohol. But with most likely.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 01:03 PM (Jcg9Q)

81 72. Seconded.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:03 PM (DTTNv)

82 Dude has definite sidekick potential.

Posted by: Mortimer - considering Dom Tullipso as a new nick at January 18, 2017 01:03 PM (toH8T)

83 willowed, so will repeat gist:

Anyone seen commenter Laurie David's Cervix here lately?

One of his signature taunts - often directed to a NC moron whose nic I cannot remember - was "Thanks, Thom!", mocking Senator Tillis (NC) and his RINOish antics. Limbaugh just read a snipped of a Tillis op-ed that sounded insane.

So where's LDC, and what's the name of that NC moron I can't recall?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2017 01:04 PM (QDnY+)

84 Had to run an errand on my lunch break so stopped at a McDonalds along the way. Worst experience in quite a while. Fries overdone. Messed up the drink order. And then the crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich was just terrible. I've had these before and they were at least edible. But this one, boy howdy. Breading was different and extra greasy. The chicken itself was mostly a rubbery unchewable mess.

Be quite a while before I go back there. /rant

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 18, 2017 01:04 PM (rhR3K)

85 Be quite a while before I go back there. /rant

Posted by: Moran Moran
-----
Hmm. Probably just needs more robot.

Posted by: Dang at January 18, 2017 01:05 PM (8b+oT)

86 They need to completely renovate the Oval Office to add security measures. Basically take everything down to the stone walls and rebuild it. Obama delayed the project, and now Trump will have to do it.

Anybody else think that Trump might move his residence back to Trump Tower while the work goes on? Barron is going to stay in school in NYC anyway.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2017 01:05 PM (iT57s)

87 Anyone seen commenter Laurie David's Cervix here lately?
____________________________________

Phrasing means nothing to you people, does it?

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2017 01:05 PM (bCUA0)

88 How amazing would it be if the series ended with her being hauled into the back of a van like a sack of wet mango pulp?

They wanted Tea's character to mirror Hillary.
Who knew Tea would be so competent and Hill would be a disaster?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:05 PM (S3oyF)

89 "Be quite a while before I go back there. /rant"

Once they get $15.00 an hour, the quality will surge upward.

No...

Really.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:06 PM (J+eG2)

90 Well there is no Jen or Marie on the schedule for the Camelot in DC so I guess they didn't make the cut.

Posted by: Timon at January 18, 2017 01:06 PM (27k1O)

91 "All that being said, 'Dom Tullipso' will go into my stash of fake names to use at conventions/when signing up for websites alongside Guybrush Threepwood, Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and all the names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny."

Red Schlong and Dick Hertz are always good ones.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2017 01:06 PM (OD2ni)

92 BOING!

Posted by: GAYDAR at January 18, 2017 01:06 PM (X+rUO)

93 Had to run an errand on my lunch break so stopped at a McDonalds along the way. Worst experience in quite a while. Fries overdone. Messed up the drink order. And then the crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich was just terrible. I

And they want $15/hr for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:07 PM (S3oyF)

94 [Red Schlong and Dick Hertz are always good ones.

Poseurs.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 18, 2017 01:07 PM (LTHVh)

95 "Red Schlong and Dick Hertz are always good ones. "

Those are pretty good too

Posted by: Dirk Bonesteel at January 18, 2017 01:07 PM (J+eG2)

96 I laughed so hard watching this... I just love Tucker..... F You Megan....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 18, 2017 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

97 Love the smile on Tucker's face when he realizes that what he just heard was "Peyton Manning."

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2017 01:08 PM (sBOL1)

98 after 16 years of professional ClintBama lying why would I watch an amateur.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2017 01:08 PM (8J/Te)

99 Secretariat just wired $500 million dollars to the UN for climate change something or other.

Was this amount appropriated by Congress? If not, its illegal and I would hope Trump seeks to recover it from Secretariat, Treasury Secretary Lew and the President.

http://tinyurl.com/glpgonq

Posted by: MTF at January 18, 2017 01:08 PM (LISuA)

100 We slipped the hostess ten bucks at B dubs to change my buddy's name from Tom to "the bastard from Ohio" once..

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2017 01:08 PM (bCUA0)

101 97 Love the smile on Tucker's face when he realizes that what he just heard was "Peyton Manning."

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2017 01:08 PM (sBOL1)

I think that was when the lightbulb went on...

He went from really trying to nail the guy, to understanding it was a joke...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 18, 2017 01:09 PM (qf6WZ)

102 Fake names are for eunuchs.

Posted by: Miss Tess Tickles at January 18, 2017 01:09 PM (8b+oT)

103 99 Secretariat just wired $500 million dollars to the UN for climate change something or other.

Who will not be attending the Inauguration....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 18, 2017 01:09 PM (O2RFr)

104 Just think of all the contact info on gullible lefties this guy has collected with this....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:09 PM (DTTNv)

105 "Who will not be attending the Inauguration...."

Asphalt hurts his hoofs?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:10 PM (J+eG2)

106 Red Schlong and Dick Hertz are always good ones.

Back in the swing era, there was a famous band, Les Browne and His Band of Renown.

I think it was the comic Spike Milligan who called his band Chalkie Aftertaste and His Musical Poltroons.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:10 PM (X6fMO)

107 @Reuters 2m

UPDATE: Former President George H.W. Bush moved to intensive care at hospital, now stable - Bush office.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 01:10 PM (V3IFq)

108 Kissinger. I used to book tables at hard to get into places under the name David Kissinger.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:10 PM (DTTNv)

109 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2017 01:11 PM (GwIKd)

110 Tucker should interview Soros.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2017 01:11 PM (vP09u)

111 He went from really trying to nail the guy, to understanding it was a joke...

The part where he talks about switching to support Trump "about thirty minutes ago" was a nice touch.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:11 PM (MhYfz)

112 "Tucker Carlson Grills Hoaxes."

It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Toad-O at January 18, 2017 01:11 PM (cct0t)

113 Moran Moran, we've had to stop going to several area McDonald's in the last year because of horrible experiences. We've stopped going to the local Wendy's for the same reason, but I picked up supper for Pooky at a midtown one the other day, and I was so happy that they got things right and were extremely courteous. Also, Baconator.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 18, 2017 01:12 PM (ar2KI)

114 And they want $15/hr for that.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:07 PM (S3oyF)

Not to worry, the robot rescue squad is on the way. Those paycheck collecting tools WILL be whining on that day.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2017 01:12 PM (EaQ6/)

115 Fake names. What about me?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 18, 2017 01:12 PM (27k1O)

116 "UPDATE: Former President George H.W. Bush moved to intensive care at hospital, now stable - Bush office."

His letter to Trump about missing the inauguration was very gracious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

117 I wish there were a Chik-Fil-A that was closer than 40 minutes away from Stately Poppins Manor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM (X6fMO)

118 I'm lovin' this tweet:

https://twitter.com/2ALAW/status/819756391912964099

"Have Some Patience Liberals! Your First Female President Is Only 8 Years Away.
pic.twitter.com/G0VKDmTrUP"

[Picture of Ivanka Trump looking fabulous.]

People for years have been semi-joking about the how the Clinton Dynasty would extend deep into the future. It was supposed to be

- Bill 1993-2001
- Hillary 2009-2017
- Chelsea 2017-2025

But after Obama stole the 2008 nomination from her they pushed everything back by eight years -- but the "dynasty schedule" remained intact.

Well -- time to update the concept!

I present you with the new

Trump Clan Presidential Dynasty Schedule

-- Donald 2017-2025
-- Ivanka 2025-2033
-- Jared (Kushner) 2033-2041
-- Baron 2041-2049

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM (jBuUi)

119 I like to use the name Hal Kitzmiller(Seinfeld reference)

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM (r/0kC)

120 "I wish there were a Chik-Fil-A that was closer than 40 minutes away from Stately Poppins Manor."

Have you ever considered moving?

Cause that shit ain't right.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM (J+eG2)

121 UPDATE: Former President George H.W. Bush moved to intensive care at hospital, now stable - Bush office.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----
Operation We-Don't-Really-Want-To-Go-To-Trump's-Inauguration-But-Are-Too-Pussy-To-Just-Say-No is off to a great start!

Posted by: The Bush Family at January 18, 2017 01:14 PM (8b+oT)

122 86
Anybody else think that Trump might move his residence back to Trump Tower while the work goes on? Barron is going to stay in school in NYC anyway.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2017 01:05 PM (iT57s)
--------------------------
No. The Oval Office is not in the residence. Why would he have to change residence because his office is being remodeled?

He'll just use an office in the Executive building (connected by tunnels to the West Wing) I guess.

When FDR had the West Wing remodeled, he used the Blue Room in the residence as an office. But that was before we had WH tours. Wouldn't work now.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2017 01:14 PM (Nox3c)

123 So Obama to defend the Manning pardon? This should be good. I'm sure the media will throw rose pedals at his feet and feed him grapes.

That pardon is indefensible on any grounds.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2017 01:15 PM (9ASbL)

124 Trump Clan Presidential Dynasty Schedule

-- Donald 2017-2025
-- Ivanka 2025-2033
-- Jared (Kushner) 2033-2041
-- Baron 2041-2049
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM (jBuUi)

Please not Ivanka. Jared Kushner is a natural Kingmaker.

I could see Don Jr run and win in the future.

Posted by: Pepe at January 18, 2017 01:16 PM (92ruB)

125 Art VanDelay is an Employee at our Company.

Started as a lark...now, we have a standby alias.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 01:16 PM (OhOyF)

126 Here's the direct youtube link. It's funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhs4CCwjvoI

Posted by: m at January 18, 2017 01:16 PM (3jGss)

127 That pardon is indefensible on any grounds.

Personally ... I hate the notion of the Presidential Pardon in it's entirety.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:16 PM (MhYfz)

128 Since they want to kick the press out of the White House anyway, set up temp office in briefing room.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 18, 2017 01:16 PM (X+nFp)

129 What news outlets treated him as being credible?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 18, 2017 01:17 PM (h/uSM)

130 "That pardon is indefensible on any grounds."

I might consider it if he were dying of breast cancer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:17 PM (J+eG2)

131 I sure hope Trump is having new toilets installled. Nobody wants to sit where those asses sat. Ew.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2017 01:17 PM (9ASbL)

132 Posted by: The Bush Family at January 18, 2017 01:14 PM (8b+oT)

I guess I'm not doing it right since I'm going.

Posted by: W at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (oByg+)

133 Personally ... I hate the notion of the Presidential Pardon in it's entirety.

What about governors?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (LTHVh)

134 Before voting for Ivanka I would really need to spend many hours in close questioning, covering as many of her positions as possible.

Posted by: MTF at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (LISuA)

135 I wish there were a Chik-Fil-A that was closer than 40 minutes away from Stately Poppins Manor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:13 PM

You're up around the Tewkesbury area, right? There's one at the Pheasant Lane Mall. That can't be too far, can it? Although if you're down in my neck of the woods, there's one inside the Northshore Mall, too. And I still haven't been to try the peach hate shake yet. *sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (p+Wdc)

136
UPDATE: Former President George H.W. Bush moved to intensive care at hospital, now stable - Bush office.

---

my condition is also stable

Posted by: John Kerry at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (h/uSM)

137
Buster Hymen and Dick Kilttilt are real people though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (ODxAs)

138 Former President Bush (41) moved to intensive care.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (py4xj)

139 Anybody else taking the week off from GAINZZZ, to indulge in great food this week to celebrate? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Posted by: Pepe at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (92ruB)

140 134 Before voting for Ivanka I would really need to spend many hours in close questioning, covering as many of her positions as possible.
Posted by: MTF

Don't worry -- by the time she runs in 2024, she'll be eight years older than she is now, and might have one wrinkle by then. Yuck!

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (jBuUi)

141 "What about governors?"

Ok...President can pardon Governors.

Better?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (J+eG2)

142 Al Gore is saying he is going to give Trump a chance to come around on global warming.

hahahahahahahahaha.....

Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (K2SnJ)

143 Cholmondely. Had a buddy at school who felicitated in that for a surname. Pronounced 'Chum-lee'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (DTTNv)

144 MPPP, write Chick-fil-A a letter and beg them to come closer. Our chaplain's wife did that, and a former B-52 mechanic got recruited to help out the community by opening one close to base. The only time the place isn't full is Sunday, and their business encouraged another one to open in a neighboring suburb.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (ar2KI)

145 Secretariat just wired $500 million dollars to the UN for climate change something or other.>>>

I think John may have forgot to fill in the memo line. It should read "Final Payment to the UN for anything"

Posted by: D.J.T. at January 18, 2017 01:20 PM (81UWZ)

146 "Former President Bush (41) moved to intensive care."

serious question.

Is this an improvement, or sign of deteriorating condition?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (J+eG2)

147 What's Jen Psaki's new job?
...........

Wilma Flintstone impersonator?

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

148 Bring it,cunt.

http://tinyurl.com/hyfwgu8

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (r/0kC)

149 Ok, I watched, because some of y'all were making it sound more interesting than it ultimately was.

Shorter vid: The media be dum.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (TOk1P)

150 138 Former President Bush (41) moved to intensive care.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (py4xj)

I bet he made arrangements that in case of his death on Friday, that they do not disclose it so as not to disrupt the inauguration.

Posted by: W at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (oByg+)

151 What about governors?

Hadn't decided. But the following little ScoggQuote seems to apply ...

Any Power grated to the State will eventually be used against the Citizenry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (MhYfz)

152 Ha! I didn't get it till the Peyton Manning reference. The guy's pretty good at pulling back the curtains. Straight face all the way thru.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:22 PM (bpfzP)

153 Heart of stone not to laugh etc. etc.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/amid-packing-boxes-and-tears-staffers-leaving-white-house/

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 18, 2017 01:22 PM (mf5HN)

154 Shit, both President, and Barbara have been admitted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:22 PM (J+eG2)

155 35. Pserving soup and psandwiches at psubway.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:23 PM (DTTNv)

156 Posted by: Pepe at January 18, 2017 01:16 PM

Nah,

Don Jr., is going to run against Hillary as NYC Mayor.

And Win.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2017 01:23 PM (iT57s)

157 Protester sets himself on fire.

Bless his heart.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2017 01:24 PM (9ASbL)

158 Say what you will about Jen Psaki ... she's still a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:24 PM (MhYfz)

159 Shit, both President, and Barbara have been admitted.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:22 PM (J+eG2)

Nooooooooooooo.

I mean, yes, I know they're both in their 90s (I think Barbara is too) but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 18, 2017 01:25 PM (mf5HN)

160 157 Protester sets himself on fire.

Bless his heart.
Posted by: Marcus T

If by "bless" you mean "barbecue on a stick like a marshmallow," then yeah.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2017 01:25 PM (jBuUi)

161 "Secretariat just wired $500 million dollars to the UN for climate change something or other."
------------------------
That sum should be subtracted from whatever amount is allocated by Congress to the UN.

(Of course, WE may wish that amount to be zero --- but it won't be.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2017 01:25 PM (Nox3c)

162 Sh*t.

The Russians hacked my checking account and spent all the money. I hate when that happens

Posted by: Ripley at January 18, 2017 01:25 PM (1BQGO)

163 Dude in the video could totally be Corey Feldman's little brother.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at January 18, 2017 01:25 PM (+tRIN)

164 "Say what you will about Jen Psaki ... she's still a One."

If I had to chose between her and Marie Harf, I'm still picking Tea' Leoni.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:26 PM (J+eG2)

165 153. Heh.....psaki psobbing silently...

What a bunch of useless, crooked, incompetent, malicious wastes of skin, all the Barry crew.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:26 PM (DTTNv)

166 35. Pserving soup and psandwiches at psubway.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:23 PM (DTTNv)
.............

That's psoup, psir.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (HgMAr)

167 147 What's Jen Psaki's new job?

Pselling psea-pshells by the psea-pshore.

Posted by: Psally at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (k+ZgL)

168 Barbara Bush born 1925.
George HW Bush born 1924.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (Nox3c)

169 Link to the Bush hospitalization story.

http://tinyurl.com/j3vdmla

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (J+eG2)

170 I might not have liked everything the Bushes said and did, but I never, ever doubted their patriotism and love of our country.

Prayers for George and Barbara.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (iT57s)

171 Still funny this morning

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (OYTbv)

172 You're up around the Tewkesbury area, right? There's one at the Pheasant Lane Mall. That can't be too far, can it? Although if you're down in my neck of the woods, there's one inside the Northshore Mall, too. And I still haven't been to try the peach hate shake yet. *sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2017 01:18 PM (p+Wdc)

Haverhill area. Both of those are a long drive.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (X6fMO)

173 What Jen Psaki will actually be doing post-Obama - high paying job consulting at a lefty think tank

What Jen Psaki should be doing post-Obama - cocktail waitress at the Golden Nugget and/or re-filling water glasses at an airport Hilton.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 18, 2017 01:28 PM (c660h)

174 Once upon a time I had a blind spot for Bush Sr., but this past year has shown him to be more of a patriarch of a crime family than a statesman.

I don't wish him harm or anything, but he is old. I can't say it will bother me all that much when he passes on.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 01:28 PM (TOk1P)

175 If I had to chose between her and Marie Harf, I'm still picking Tea' Leoni.

As I learned here not that long ago ... embrace the healing power of AND, my brother.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:28 PM (MhYfz)

176 What's Jen Psaki's new job?
...........

Wilma Flintstone impersonator?
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

Fat dolt? Oh, wait, that was her old job...

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (CLKfs)

177 Heart of stone not to laugh etc. etc.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/amid-packing-boxes-and-tears-staffers-leaving-white-house/

Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 18, 2017 01:22 PM (mf5HN)

Ha just read that on yahoo. And the first comment at the top of their article was from Thehalfrican. Awesome.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (Jcg9Q)

178 ...Former President Bush (41) moved to intensive care...

He wasn't kidding about never seeing Trump as President.

old and forgotten:
where the rule of law governs the conduct of nations and in which a credible United Nations can use its peacekeeping role to fulfill the promise and vision of the UNs founders.

New World Order Jan 20 12:01 EST
America is great again

GHWB naive? foolish? corrupt? honest-and-forthright?
You decide.

Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (K2SnJ)

179 ...Former President Bush (41) moved to intensive care...

He wasn't kidding about never seeing Trump as President.

old and forgotten:
where the rule of law governs the conduct of nations and in which a credible United Nations can use its peacekeeping role to fulfill the promise and vision of the UNs founders.

New World Order Jan 20 12:01 EST
America is great again

GHWB naive? foolish? corrupt? honest-and-forthright?
You decide.

Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (K2SnJ)

180 "Amid packing boxes and tears, staffers leave White House"

I would only say to cheers and confetti thrown by the American people.

Someone should kick them all in the ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (9ASbL)

181 167 147 What's Jen Psaki's new job?

Pselling psea-pshells by the psea-pshore.
Posted by: Psally at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM (k+ZgL)

Pretty psilly, Psally. Needed psaying.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (Gh3fw)

182 Tucker Carlson is turning out to be a real warrior.

Posted by: Seems legit at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (U+nHb)

183 Fake names are for eunuchs.

Posted by: Miss Tess Tickles

Tess T. Sargon.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 18, 2017 01:30 PM (vP09u)

184
I don't wish him harm or anything, but he is old. I can't say it will bother me all that much when he passes on.
Posted by: BurtTC

He's had a long and interesting life. No one lives forever.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:30 PM (IqV8l)

185 Breaking news (not really)

The Global Temperature just broke the record 3 years in a row....

Carbon Credits needed now, why, who knows.

Posted by: Colin at January 18, 2017 01:30 PM (ogUTd)

186 Key bounce? I only hit enter once with that Miss Lewensky.

Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (K2SnJ)

187 Sh*t.

The Russians hacked my checking account and spent all the money. I hate when that happens

Posted by: Ripley at January 18, 2017 01:25 PM (1BQGO)

Hacked my diet plan, and replaced it with one high in saturated fats.

Curse you, Russian hackers!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

188 GHWB naive? foolish? corrupt? honest-and-forthright?
You decide.

Posted by: Ok

As mentioned above, I don't doubt his character or his fidelity to the country. The rest doesn't need mentioning right now, but I could fill an entire blog post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (V3IFq)

189 Tim Kaine is the creepiest fuck in the Senate if not the whole world ! YIKES

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (y3aQB)

190 That entire first segment of Tucker was somewhat of an act. I wonder how much more of his show is?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (IqV8l)

191 Haverhill area. Both of those are a long drive.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

They franchise. Open your own since one is so far away.
Hell, they are so popular here in Texas, that they are now building them with double drive thru lanes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:32 PM (S3oyF)

192 Tears of unfathomable sadness.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2017 01:32 PM (LTHVh)

193 Breaking news (not really)

The Global Temperature just broke the record 3 years in a row....

Carbon Credits needed now, why, who knows.

most of the warming has taken place in the polar regions !

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 01:32 PM (y3aQB)

194 Gotta' go with Burt's take on Bush Sr ...

... I don't wish him no harm. Don't wish him no good either.

Old boy seemed to love America as long as old boys like him were always in charge.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (MhYfz)

195 I bet there will be fireworks around Lake Travis Friday night. It's almost celebration time.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (CLKfs)

196 189 Tim Kaine is the creepiest fuck in the Senate if not the whole world ! YIKES
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (y3aQB)

You keep expecting him to talk like the Grinch in the original cartoon. "Why Cindy Loo Hoo, I'm just going to take this tree in for maintenance..."

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

197 I'm not going to wish the elder Bush ill will, but that New World Order speech was definitely the inaugural statement of globalism.

None of us really ever voted on that either.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (4ErVI)

198
most of the warming has taken place in the polar regions !
Posted by: EVLINC!

I'm still not moving there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (IqV8l)

199 Thach Nich Han protested Trump?

Posted by: Steve andCold Bear at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (vP09u)

200 Haverhill area. Both of those are a long drive.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:27 PM

A Chik-fil-a desert, indeed. I feel for ya, MP4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

201 Okay, that was hilarious. And that guy looks kind of Ewok-ish. Ace's younger brother?

Posted by: NotPeytonManning at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (SHrBQ)

202 That entire first segment of Tucker was somewhat of an act. I wonder how much more of his show is?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:31 PM (IqV8l)
======================

Acting or not, he exposes the left. It wouldn't matter to me if he did a high wire act. Just dismantle the left.

And that crazy Newsweek guy? That was no act. He really is a nut.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (bpfzP)

203 psaline pstreams
Psaki psobs psoftly
Psweet, psweet psound.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (DTTNv)

204 The Global Temperature just broke the record 3 years in a row....

Call me when French vintners are once again petitioning their government for protection from cheap and plentiful English wine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

205 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (IqV8l)

yeah -30 to -15 is a cut in half BUT still ridiculously cold

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (y3aQB)

206 What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

He survive or what?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (X+nFp)

207 So Obama to defend the Manning pardon? This should be good. I'm sure the media will throw rose pedals at his feet and feed him grapes.

That pardon is indefensible on any grounds.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2017 01:15 PM (9ASbL)

Wikileaks are the the worst thing in the world when they show how corrupt the DNC and MFM are and how in bed they are with each other. When a tranny queer leaks info to them it's totes okay with Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 01:35 PM (OE2ur)

208

They franchise. Open your own since one is so far away.
Hell, they are so popular here in Texas, that they are now building them with double drive thru lanes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:32 PM (S3oyF)

I can't stand double drive thru lanes because people are idiots. Apparently Lane A orders and car moves up then Lane B orders and car moves up is far too complicated for humanity.
I can't stand double

Posted by: alexthechick - waves bye bye to so much doubt at January 18, 2017 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

209 most of the warming has taken place in the polar regions !
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 18, 2017 01:32 PM (y3aQB)

I'll have you know that global warming caused the ice not to melt that led me to slip and bust my ass in my driveway yesterday. The shit's unpredictable, I'll tell ya.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 01:35 PM (Gh3fw)

210 Has Pruitt's senate hearings started or is that tomorrow?

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2017 01:35 PM (a0IVu)

211 "I never, ever doubted their patriotism and love of our country."

W picked family over country. GHWB picked UN over US constitution.

Their own words. Public record. Just not as blunt as I put it.

Common as dirt.

Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (K2SnJ)

212 What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

I would have helped to beat the flames out with a logging chain, good Samaritan that I am.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (LTHVh)

213 I thought his performance this season was pretty much OK; he got the Giants into the playoffs after all, and half the NFL teams didn't make it there so why exactly did Obama have to pardon Eli?

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (py4xj)

214
What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

He survive or what?

Relatively

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (IqV8l)

215 A Chik-fil-a desert, indeed. I feel for ya, MP4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

Although, on the bright side, I do have these tasty little treats:

http://tinyurl.com/hvnkk44

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO)

216
The Global Temperature just broke the record 3 years in a row....

+++

Snow tires manufacturing hardest hit

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (A5SbH)

217 There's a difference between a commutation and a pardon, folks.

Both would be wrong here imo, but there is a difference.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (4ErVI)

218 What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

He survive or what?
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher

Apparently he has the dedication that you would expect from your average leftist:

"He suffered non-life-threatening burns and was taken to hospital shortly after the incident at around 9.30pm. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (V3IFq)

219 Oh wait, that's Thich Quang Duc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (vP09u)

220 What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

He survive or what?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 18, 2017 01:34 PM (X+nFp)
.............

I'm just hoping he becomes a trend setter.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (HgMAr)

221 I can't stand double

Posted by: alexthechick - waves bye bye to so much doubt at January 18, 2017 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

Must be dismaying to Bander.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (X6fMO)

222
Apparently he has the dedication that you would expect from your average leftist:

"He suffered non-life-threatening burns and was taken to hospital shortly after the incident at around 9.30pm. "

Mediocre Caucasian

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:38 PM (IqV8l)

223 I'm just hoping he becomes a trend setter.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (HgMAr)

I guarantee he thought he was going to be.

Super genius.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 18, 2017 01:38 PM (X+nFp)

224

I can't stand double drive thru lanes because people are idiots. Apparently Lane A orders and car moves up then Lane B orders and car moves up is far too complicated for humanity

Whoa whoa whoa we need more training for this

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 18, 2017 01:38 PM (A5SbH)

225 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 18, 2017 01:38 PM (Om16U)

226 I can't stand double drive thru lanes because people are idiots. Apparently Lane A orders and car moves up then Lane B orders and car moves up is far too complicated for humanity. Uu
I can't stand double

Except at Chick-fil-A. They have their shit wired tight.
At least here they do. Been to four different ones around the area, with zero problems. Then again, Chick-fil-A always seems to hire above average intelligence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:39 PM (S3oyF)

227 What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

I would have helped to beat the flames out with a logging chain, good Samaritan that I am.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (LTHVh)
.............

Can I help? I've got an ice pick.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:39 PM (HgMAr)

228 Mediocre Caucasian

Really, he's medium rare

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 18, 2017 01:39 PM (A5SbH)

229 Ok, my final booknado post this month - 7 new novels.

Authors Dale Amidei, Jason Anspach, Declan Finn, Amie Gibbons, Stephanie Osborn, Rick Partlow, and Richard Paolinelli.

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (Om16U)

230 Although, on the bright side, I do have these tasty little treats:

http://tinyurl.com/hvnkk44

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM

*checks link*

*adds to list of must-do places*

If you're ever around the loony bin we call Salem, check this place out as well.

http://www.thecheeseshopofsalem.com/

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

231 I think Tucker had him on because he wanted to point out how gullible and douchey other media outlets are and the guy hung in here sticking too his skit. He was amused too that he could actually punk the national news media. I'm thinking moron material.

...and Performance Art! Tucker nailed it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner' at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (uz/Pv)

232
Oh wait, that's Thich Quang Duc.

Duc Season!

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (IqV8l)

233 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

234 Leaked audio of fascist plan to blockade trump inauguration

http://tinyurl.com/zmwfodr

Early in the morning we're going to be doing blockades. We're going to be blockading checkpoints into the security zones. We're all going to be blockading roads and other modes of transit into the event. We're going to do everything we can to try and stop people from being able to access the inauguration.
---------

Hope they get stomped. Hard.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (2x9LM)

235 I can't stand double drive thru lanes because people are idiots. Apparently Lane A orders and car moves up then Lane B orders and car moves up is far too complicated for humanity

Whoa whoa whoa we need more training for this
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 18, 2017 01:38 PM (A5SbH)

Here in Colorado the problem is particularly severe, what with munchies and the like. Of course the other guy is typically as high as you are, so comedy is typical outcome.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 18, 2017 01:41 PM (Gh3fw)

236 Blue blood Barbara?

Is that Jeb behind her society skirt?

Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:41 PM (K2SnJ)

237 221 I can't stand double

Must be dismaying to Bander.

Kind of a kick to my rhetorical nuts as well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:41 PM (MhYfz)

238 154 Shit, both President, and Barbara have been admitted.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:22 PM (J+eG2)

Double prayers.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 18, 2017 01:41 PM (Om16U)

239 Old boy seemed to love America as long as old boys like him were always in charge.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:33 PM (MhYfz)

That seems to be the key to it. The sense of entitlement, coming from the Establishment wing of the Party, they were big on getting the rest of us to sign on, but there was never any reciprocity.

And then he pretty much saddled his son's Administration with his cronies, to the point of handing the reins back to Democrats because their bark was not backed by enough bite.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2017 01:41 PM (TOk1P)

240
Must be dismaying to Bander.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:37 PM (X6fMO)

To be fair, I did that to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - waves bye bye to so much doubt at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

241 214
What's the story on Einstein setting himself on fire?

He survive or what?

Relatively

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 01:36 PM (IqV8l)

*clap, clap, clap*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner' at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (QX0Xt)

242 Apparently he has the dedication that you would expect from your average leftist:

"He suffered non-life-threatening burns and was taken to hospital shortly after the incident at around 9.30pm. "
...........

Where he was denied treatment because of his Bronze plan.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (HgMAr)

243 236 Blue blood Barbara?

Is that Jeb behind her society skirt?
Posted by: Ok at January 18, 2017 01:41 PM (K2SnJ)

You're always a grade A asshole.

Posted by: W at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (oByg+)

244 >>Mediocre Caucasian

"Typical white person"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (NOIQH)

245 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM

SSSSlurrrp!

*looks around innocently*

What?

Posted by: The Squirrels at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

246 If you're ever around the loony bin we call Salem, check this place out as well.

http://www.thecheeseshopofsalem.com/

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

Salem? Have you ever eaten at the Ugly Mug Caf�? I know the people who run it. Lee and Diane Wolf; lovely people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (X6fMO)

247 Breaking news (not really)

The Global Temperature just broke the record 3 years in a row....

After that horrible December, I didn't think they'd have the nerve to pull that crap again, but of course they did.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (vP09u)

248 This is actually pretty cool (via Instapundit- and no, it is not about Sandra Fluke):

7 of the Deepest Holes Humanity Ever Dug

http://tinyurl.com/j3dxdng

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (92kX2)

249 "Tim Kaine is the creepiest fuck in the Senate if not the whole world ! YIKES"

Preach it!!

Posted by: Harry Reed at January 18, 2017 01:43 PM (J+eG2)

250
I know there are some Sargon of Akkad fans here, so I want to pass on a link to his latest contribution here.

Titled "#MakeBritainGreatAgain", Sargon offers a commentary on T. May's Brexit speech. It's ... magnificent (NSFW - F bombs). 52 minutes.

LINK: https://youtu.be/_HQTkGa3N5g

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2017 01:43 PM (JBggj)

251 233 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.
Posted by: grammie winger

When that happens to me, I notice the empty bottle of rum. Then, I have the culprit.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 01:43 PM (VndSC)

252 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

If it's not the Squirrel Menace, and it is, then it must be the same poltergeists who keep putting the empty ice cube trays back in my freezer.

Posted by: alexthechick - waves bye bye to so much doubt at January 18, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

253 Off W sock

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 18, 2017 01:43 PM (oByg+)

254 This is actually pretty cool (via Instapundit- and no, it is not about Sandra Fluke):

7 of the Deepest Holes Humanity Ever Dug

1. Asking the chick at work if she's pregnant.
And she's not.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:44 PM (S3oyF)

255 Except at Chick-fil-A. They have their shit wired tight.

At least here they do. Been to four different ones around the area,
with zero problems. Then again, Chick-fil-A always seems to hire above
average intelligence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:39 PM (S3oyF)

Getting one of those restaurants about a mile from my house. My area has all the fine restaurants, (5 guys, McD, etc..etc)

Posted by: Colin at January 18, 2017 01:44 PM (ogUTd)

256 I found my Pepsi. In the freezer. Darn weasels - getting in my freezer all the time. My patience is wearing thin.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (bpfzP)

257 Will Jeb! crawl from under his rock to attend the funeral.

Posted by: DGAS at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (X+rUO)

258 After that horrible December, I didn't think they'd have the nerve to pull that crap again, but of course they did.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (vP09u)

Aside from a run of several very cold weeks, it has been remarkably warm this January so far here in Lexington. I do not think it "means" anything- it is just weather, but it has been nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (92kX2)

259 To be fair, I did that to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - waves bye bye to so much doubt at January 18, 2017 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

**deep sigh**

Bunk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (X6fMO)

260 Do you think Peyton Manning faked being a tranny JUST so xie could get pardoned?

Kind of a clever scheme if so.

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (q177U)

261 So who bought into this guys story anyway. I have seen an hourly wage for protesters (can't recall if it was $25.00) repeated in the interwebs and perhaps on the radio,

Posted by: Javems at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (yOqwj)

262 "Except at Chick-fil-A. They have their shit wired tight.
At least here they do. Been to four different ones around the area, with zero problems. Then again, Chick-fil-A always seems to hire above average intelligence."

Even here in Baltimore, home of the free-range idiot, the Chick-fil-A double lane concept works.

Posted by: Harry Reed at January 18, 2017 01:45 PM (J+eG2)

263 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

If you catch the culprit check his pocket for my headphones!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (Om16U)

264 >>>7 of the Deepest Holes Humanity Ever Dug

Does she do anal?

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (q177U)

265 I don't know that Chik-Fil-A hires for intelligence, but they train to a standard, and part of that standard is politeness.

They are ranked tops in politeness.

And also tops in sales per store.

Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (tewYv)

266 261 So who bought into this guys story anyway. I have seen an hourly wage for protesters (can't recall if it was $25.00) repeated in the interwebs and perhaps on the radio,
Posted by: Javems

Well, George Soros, for one.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (VndSC)

267 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.
Posted by: grammie winger

Just go ask the second meth addict you know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (V3IFq)

268 254 Holy shit,I said congratulations to one of the secretaries once at my first job.She was like "congratulations for what?"

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (r/0kC)

269 233 Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who.
Posted by: grammie winger
..........

Check the sock drawer.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (HgMAr)

270 NUDE

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (q177U)

271 Perhaps I should change my sock...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:47 PM (J+eG2)

272 Dom Tullipso is pretty funny.

Posted by: Poncho at January 18, 2017 01:47 PM (GMQML)

273 I'm one of Those People who live in the Northeast and wonder why we admitted people with accents to the Union, but I regret not having access to Chik-fil-A and Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 18, 2017 01:47 PM (mgbwf)

274 Leaked audio:

"On the 19th is the DeploraBall, which is
exactly what is sounds like,the, all the alt-right, neo-nazi, etc etc,
this is their party to celebrate Trump. We're gonna crash it. [inaudible] a portion of the folks with the DC anti-fascist coalition
will talk more in detail about that and how you can plug in..."

The activists were found on the guest list (Colin Dunn, Luke Kuhn and Scott Green), had their ticket money refunded, and their names forwarded to the FBI and DC police.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 01:48 PM (NOIQH)

275 Except at Chick-fil-A. They have their shit wired tight.
At least here they do. Been to four different ones around the area, with zero problems. Then again, Chick-fil-A always seems to hire above average intelligence.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:39 PM (S3oyF)

I think part of it is you have religious kids just getting their first job (they do not plan to stay) or older people who are just looking for some extra cash. The stores are usually immaculate and the fries are hot- broken windows theory strikes again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2017 01:48 PM (92kX2)

276 "And is a clear winner when compared to the up and coming pop-tarts who can only pull off sexualization and shock."

Absolutely no snark intended here. May be hard to truly grasp when you're really young, but speaking as a (let's say somewhat) older guy, Tea Leoni is drop dead gorgeous. She looked awesome in Deep Impact, and to me, even better now. Just my perspective.

Posted by: RM at January 18, 2017 01:48 PM (U3LtS)

277 256 I found my Pepsi. In the freezer.

I drink about nine tenths of my beer at home. Because I'm a cheap ass. And I hate just about everybody. And I have no friends ...

... shit, where was I ? Oh yeah - when I start losing my beer around the house - that's my signal that it's time to shut 'er down for the night.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:48 PM (MhYfz)

278 If you catch the culprit check his pocket for my headphones!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (Om16U)
=========================

It's the weasels, votermom. Varmints. Critters They are to blame and must be eradicated. I'm going to go get my gun with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:48 PM (bpfzP)

279 Nood.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 18, 2017 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

280 >>>1. Asking the chick at work if she's pregnant.
And she's not.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 01:44 PM (S3oyF)

2. You haven't gained any weight, honey. I don't know why your pants don't fit any more. I would still love you if you gained, I don't know, say 12 pounds. So long as that's it. I would have to reevaluate if it was 20 or 30. Which you're nowhere close to. Yet. If you've gained an ounce. Which I haven't noticed. And not because I'm looking at other women.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at January 18, 2017 01:50 PM (UWrxV)

281 I don't know that Chik-Fil-A hires for intelligence, but they train to a standard, and part of that standard is politeness.

They are ranked tops in politeness.

And also tops in sales per store.

Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (tewYv)

Love their food, but when I applied at one of their stores to just work a couple days a week, they turned me down right there at the interview.

Fuckers.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 01:50 PM (Jcg9Q)

282 A note: My issue with double drive in lanes isn't the employees of the place, it's the idiotic customers who find it all just too difficult.

I don't know that Chik-Fil-A hires for intelligence, but they train to a standard, and part of that standard is politeness.

They are ranked tops in politeness.

And also tops in sales per store.
Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (tewYv)

I get better service, including table side service, at my local Chick Fil As then I do many sit down restaurants.

Posted by: alexthechick - waves bye bye to so much doubt at January 18, 2017 01:50 PM (mf5HN)

283
Someone has taken my Diet Pepsi. I'm the only one here, so it's kind of a mystery as to who. Posted by: grammie winger at January 18, 2017 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

Maybe the healthy food in your refridgerator pulled off a coup and threw it out

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2017 01:51 PM (lKyWE)

284 249

Except when Creepy Uncle Joe Biden slinks in for a grope-urtunity

Posted by: Moran Moran at January 18, 2017 01:51 PM (VFhMt)

285

Our glorious future in which idiot redditors make up shit to get on TV.

The internet equivalent of photobombing a news camera on location

Posted by: imp at January 18, 2017 01:52 PM (XIXZz)

286 "when I start losing my beer around the house - that's my signal that it's time to shut 'er down for the night."

Check on top of the toilet tank.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:52 PM (J+eG2)

287

refrigerator

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2017 01:52 PM (lKyWE)

288 " Just my perspective."

it's a shared perspective.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:54 PM (J+eG2)

289 "I get better service, including table side service, at my local Chick Fil As then I do many sit down restaurants."

Yup

Believe it or not, same with our local BJ's Wholesale club.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 01:55 PM (J+eG2)

290 Check on top of the toilet tank.

Ha. Dresser outside bathroom is usual culprit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 18, 2017 01:55 PM (MhYfz)

291 Who bought this guys story anyway?

Posted by: Javems at January 18, 2017 01:57 PM (yOqwj)

292 >> 282 A note: My issue with double drive in lanes isn't the employees of the place, it's the idiotic customers who find it all just too difficult.

That's nothing, watch idiocy occur when a town installs a traffic circle. We had one put in by me and people were still trying to go left at the intersection.

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 18, 2017 01:59 PM (laQYo)

293 Can't watch at work (and probably would skip it at home) Barky's final press conference starting any minute.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 18, 2017 02:08 PM (81UWZ)

294 That's nothing, watch idiocy occur when a town
installs a traffic circle. We had one put in by me and people were still
trying to go left at the intersection.

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 18, 2017 01:59 PM
~~~~

Sounds like out-of-staters at a Jersey jug handle.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2017 02:10 PM (HiDrR)

295 43 All that being said, 'Dom Tullipso' will go into my stash of fake names to use at conventions/when signing up for websites alongside Guybrush Threepwood, Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and all the names of David Ryder in Space Mutiny.

---

Obvious aliases all.

Posted by: Gayesse Miniver at January 18, 2017 02:12 PM (zke7T)

296 "Sounds like out-of-staters at a ~~Jersey jug handle~~ Cleveland Steamer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2017 02:12 PM (J+eG2)

297 I don't know that Chik-Fil-A hires for intelligence, but they train to a standard, and part of that standard is politeness.

They are ranked tops in politeness.

And also tops in sales per store.

Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2017 01:46 PM (tewYv)

I worked at Chick-fil-A for 2 weeks in college. You have to do all kinds of polite things... like smile when a customer yells at you for something that isn't remotely your fault. Grrr.

Did I mention I worked at Chick-fil-A for 2 weeks?

No grudge here - they have the best fast food salad on the planet. Also, the sugar free lemonaid is killer.

Hate shakes forever.

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at January 18, 2017 02:22 PM (al6UK)

298 I'll take on of them ChocFull'A "Forever Hate" shakes.

But first, let me git my mallet.

Posted by: Eustace Bagge at January 18, 2017 02:55 PM (F+t+n)

299 I love when he just slips Peyton Manning in there and keeps rambling with a straight face. And Carlson just keeps laughing a little harder each second after that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 18, 2017 04:15 PM (S2VsH)

300 OK, I liked this. A lot. Points to the guy for

- playing his hand out boldly ("great questions" "well, it's $80 million, so I don't know where you're getting your numbers" and, the wonderful answer that he assumes that he would not be up there on TV unless he were legit).

- really dry humor (we changed sides about thirty minutes ago; get the Roswell papers back to - Fisher Stevens)

- sticking to his pseudonym (Tu-YEEP-so, the l's are silent) with a straight face.

Bonus point: The grin that spreads across Carlson's face over about five seconds after the Peyton Manning reference.

Posted by: JPS at January 18, 2017 06:51 PM (tSd2N)

301 Great stuff. Reminiscent of Neil Cavuto having Wayne Simmons on, as a former CIA analyst.

I believe the guest's nom de guerre is a diminutive of Sodom, i.e. 'Sodom Tullipso', and will let others figure it out.

Posted by: JayCeezy at January 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6XWf)

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