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Seventeen Years Ago Today, the Little-Known Drudge Report Was BREAKING HARD....


Posted by: Ace at 08:16 PM




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1 We should celebrate.


*Passes out Cigars*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 17, 2017 08:16 PM (xd0pN)

2 hummers aint sex. i learned that from the progtards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

3 Uh, nineteen years. #ewokmath

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (vyqqu)

4 Math is hard.

Posted by: Marc at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (TNQYR)

5 Almost first.

Posted by: Weasel at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (Sfs6o)

6 You know, this Hillary Clinton never being President has hurt my chances of getting

GRANDMA READS THE STARR REPORT

on Broadway.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:18 PM (xd0pN)

7 What a whacky and strange 17 years it has been...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 17, 2017 08:18 PM (zSsZu)

8 DeVos hearings are interesting; lots of Dems are freaking out about breaking the teachers' union iron rice bowls. Sen. Alexander is pushing back. I hope he stays strong.

Posted by: vivi at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (11H2y)

9 >>#ewokmath


Awesome

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (xd0pN)

10 thanks matt

Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (cxxFa)

11 Seventeen Years Ago we Celebrated the Second Anniversary.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (xd0pN)

12 and yet bambi continues ass raping the country daily. how far we've come.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (KP5rU)

13 I think that Drudge guy just might have a bright future.

Posted by: tbodie at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (lyaJC)

14 Anyone up for pizza and some dinner?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 17, 2017 08:21 PM (WHVu+)

15 Ace was 10 at the time.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 08:21 PM (J8/9G)

16 Democrats look like idiots at the DeVos hearing. Alexander's argument is strong: we did this twice with Obama, THAT'S the precedent. The only thing the Dems have is that they are peppering him with questions - five against one. Where are the rest of the Rs to break in? A-holes. Hold strong, Alexander (who's actually weak tea).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 17, 2017 08:22 PM (PvCxa)

17 Monica?


I'd hit it.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

18 Shouldn't that be "sold for $1 Newsweek"?

Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2017 08:24 PM (vc3XT)

19 The Internet didn't even exist back then.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 08:24 PM (qUNWi)

20 Fake news

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberger -Yes YOU WILL at January 17, 2017 08:24 PM (2mC6G)

21 Debil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress. Debil with the blue dress off. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 17, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

22 The first of many cuts that took the 'mainstream' media out of the public purview.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:25 PM (TppKb)

23 I was neither 23 nor an intern!

Oh, wait, wrong scumbag President ... Nevermind ...

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 17, 2017 08:25 PM (mt8X9)

24 Devos hearing is a circus by the democrats

Posted by: WisRich at January 17, 2017 08:25 PM (OAlmw)

25 >>Uh, nineteen years. #ewokmath

Annnnnd there off!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

26 And thus began the road that led to Trump.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2017 08:26 PM (fdyxv)

27 The Internet didn't even exist back then

+++

Drudge did fireside chats on the radio

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:26 PM (U0lQa)

28 It's at times like this I like to remind myself that Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 08:26 PM (BO/km)

29 When Trump presides over the 20th anniversary celebration we'll watch Dems spontaneously combust.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:27 PM (TppKb)

30 >> Ace was 10 at the time.


10 Ewok Years, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:27 PM (xd0pN)

31 The Internet didn't even exist back then.

Hey, I remember my 14.4 kbit/s modem!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 08:27 PM (J8/9G)

32 Unfortunately, during that time, Clinton was trading missile secrets to the Chicoms in exchange for illegal campaign contributions.

That, of course, was straight-up treason.

The spineless GOPe was afraid to go there, so they impeached him over a stupid sex scandal instead.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

33 28 It's at times like this I like to remind myself that Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 08:26 PM (BO/km)

==================

And Bubba will never be First Rapist ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:28 PM (mt8X9)

34 Does this math mean Mo-nica wasn't really 23, but actually 25?

Posted by: Weasel at January 17, 2017 08:28 PM (Sfs6o)

35 Seriously, how awesome would it be to take a date to see

GRANDMA READS THE STARR REPORT

?


It's would be so incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:28 PM (xd0pN)

36 They said there'd be no math.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 17, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

37 It's at times like this I like to remind myself that Hillary Clinton will never be president.

It's at times like this that I realize my schadenboner has reached heights that would take a SpaceX Pleasure Drone to fluff.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:29 PM (TppKb)

38 This is what happens when you are constantly traveling about in the time machine you don't have. You lose track of time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

39 The day the music died, for the corrupt media.

Posted by: redenzo at January 17, 2017 08:29 PM (5wSNN)

40 How many times do I have to say it?

I did not! Have! Sexual relations! With that woman . . . Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at January 17, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)

41 PBS has "Evening with Valerie Jarrett" on now

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 17, 2017 08:30 PM (e8kgV)

42 Michael Isikoff hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:30 PM (mt8X9)

43 Seriously, how awesome would it be to take a date to see

GRANDMA READS THE STARR REPORT

?


It's would be so incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett

I'm here to audition for the role of Linda Tripp.

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at January 17, 2017 08:30 PM (MQZOg)

44 C'mon in here girl, have a cigar. You're gonna go far.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 17, 2017 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

45 It's also the 23rd anniversary of the Northridge earthquake, another one is coming and we'll be lucky to make it out alive.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 08:31 PM (6Ll1u)

46 By the way, which one's pink?

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 17, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

47 PBS has "Evening with Valerie Jarrett" on now

"So are you a paid stooge of the Islamic Republic of Iran, or just an ideological dupe?"

Questions NPR will never ask.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:31 PM (TppKb)

48 If she would have taken off that dress Bubba would have been a paridym of virtue today and all the rest Russian rumors.

Posted by: torabora at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (fodbC)

49 I was neither 23 nor an intern!

Oh, wait, wrong scumbag President ... Nevermind ...

Posted by: Reggie Love


Gay Muslim. That's two historic firsts I could have done without.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (rH4JY)

50 >>I'm here to audition for the role of Linda Tripp.

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy

I'm here to audition for the First Penis role.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (/Nite)

51 How am I supposed to explain this to my eight-year-old???

Posted by: "Progressive" Bullshitter at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (Cw3TC)

52 Isikoff is no rightie but it's likely that one of his researchers was. I'm perplexed why I've never seen any speculation about who this hero was that leaked to Drudge. Neither on the right or left.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (PvCxa)

53 Oddly, oral sex among pubescent teens spiked soon afterward ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (mt8X9)

54 Gay Muslim. That's two historic firsts I could have done without.

I'm pretty confident Obama is not gay.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (TppKb)

55 The truth was leaking out.

Posted by: Procol Harum at January 17, 2017 08:34 PM (ZO497)

56 48 If she would have taken off that dress Bubba would have been a paridym of virtue today and all the rest Russian rumors.

Posted by: torabora at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (fodbC)

===================

Or had it washed ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:34 PM (mt8X9)

57 Every Democratic woman in America would have debased herself like Monica.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 08:34 PM (J8/9G)

58 >>I'm pretty confident Obama is not gay.


Nope, not at all, no way, no how.

Posted by: Reggie at January 17, 2017 08:35 PM (/Nite)

59 The truth was leaking out.
Posted by: Procol Harum at January 17, 2017 08:34 PM (ZO497)


Of her where ever.

Posted by: Dude whats mixing memes and presidents at January 17, 2017 08:35 PM (z79tQ)

60 I'm pretty confident Obama is not gay.
Posted by: JEM

But this dude fucking me in the ass is a total homo.

Posted by: Barack Obottom at January 17, 2017 08:35 PM (MQZOg)

61 How am I supposed to explain this to my eight-year-old???

Great men are often not good men, and Presidents are sometimes not either of those.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:36 PM (TppKb)

62 >>The truth was leaking out.


In Pee, No Veritas.

Posted by: Confuscius say at January 17, 2017 08:36 PM (xd0pN)

63 52 Isikoff is no rightie but it's likely that one of his researchers was. I'm perplexed why I've never seen any speculation about who this hero was that leaked to Drudge. Neither on the right or left.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (PvCxa)

===================

Great question ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:36 PM (mt8X9)

64 Well 19 years ago and it sure wasn't a forced sexual encounter by a superior because democrat.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2017 08:36 PM (cOHS7)

65 It wasn't Comey's, the Russians and Fake News' fault then. It was Ken Starr's, The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy's and the Stalker Bimbos' fault.

Funny how decades come and go--but iits never the Clintons fault.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2017 08:37 PM (Ndje9)

66 BREAKING...

Nineteen years ago was the last time I got a hard on...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 17, 2017 08:37 PM (4ErVI)

67 >>The truth was leaking out.


I wish I had it that good.

Posted by: Zombie Marilyn Monroe at January 17, 2017 08:37 PM (xd0pN)

68 52 Isikoff is no rightie but it's likely that one of his researchers was. I'm perplexed why I've never seen any speculation about who this hero was that leaked to Drudge. Neither on the right or left.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (PvCxa)


He SPURNED me! And for THAT woman?!?

Posted by: Monica at January 17, 2017 08:37 PM (iMxBJ)

69 I'm here to audition for the role of Linda Tripp.

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy


Ok guys, you're on a desert island and the only two other people are Linda Tripp and me ...

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (rH4JY)

70 Does anyone else remember what Matt Drudge did before he started the Drudge Report? I do.

The answer may surprise you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (9LlMT)

71 "65 It wasn't Comey's, the Russians and Fake News' fault then. It was Ken Starr's, The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy's and the Stalker Bimbos' fault. "

I still use my original Rush Limbaugh "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy " mug.

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (JSovD)

72 I was SO fired.

Posted by: Secret Service Agent who opened the door at the wrong moment at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (iMxBJ)

73 Eh, good times. Wasn't much generic stuff on the nets yet so I read drudge, slate, and god knows what. That was before Sullivan and kaus's blogs.

Fucking stone age.

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte blanco grande at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (OXu1Q)

74 Hey, I remember my 14.4 kbit/s modem!
Posted by: Kodos
--------

Heh.

Lawn, off...

Posted by: Hayes MicroModem 100 at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (ZO497)

75 PBS has "Evening with Valerie Jarrett" on now

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 17, 2017 08:30 PM (e8kgV)



Of course they do. Jan. 20th. Defund PBS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (auHtY)

76 The truth was leaking out.

Posted by: Procol Harum at January 17, 2017 08:34 PM (ZO497)

Dribbling?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (JO9+V)

77 And I was there on the cold January morning when they came back to the whitehouse, standing on the corner as the caravan rolled by. Little did I know it was colder in the limo than it was where I was standing.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (0tfLf)

78 Seventeen years? OooooWEEE!! Has it been that long? Damn! Being Leader of the Free World sure did have some perks! Yeah, darlin, bring another margarita and your sweet self over here and we'll reenact history! Yeah, baby!!

Posted by: Bill from Pedo Island at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (qJhUV)

79 The answer may surprise you.

Uhhh...lace wigs?

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (qUNWi)

80 I've heard from reliable voices that Bubba and Mon reenacted the private Pyle scene from Full Metal Jacket.

Posted by: Dude whats mixing drinks at January 17, 2017 08:39 PM (z79tQ)

81 Isikoff was going to break the story and Newsweek spiked it...

SURPRISE!

Maybe Isikoff leaked it in a fit of butthurt?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (4ErVI)

82 Ok guys, you're on a desert island and the only two other people are Linda Tripp and me ...

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (rH4JY)

======================

Please say you also have a gun and there is one bullet available ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (mt8X9)

83 Gay Muslim. That's two historic firsts I could have done without.

I'm pretty confident Obama is not gay.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (TppKb)



And neither was Liberace

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)

84 The answer may surprise you.
Posted by: OregonMuse
------------

Obits?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (ZO497)

85 >>Ok guys, you're on a desert island and the only two other people are Linda Tripp and me ...


I build a lobster trap and a treadmill out of coconuts.

I put Linda on the Treadmill and I use you to bailt the traps.

Posted by: The Professor at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (xd0pN)

86 17?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (kqtMD)

87 26 years ago we were on our third Night of bombing for Desert Storm...

My how time flies...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (qf6WZ)

88

Commutations and pardons cannot be reversed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)

89 83 Gay Muslim. That's two historic firsts I could have done without.
I'm pretty confident Obama is not gay.
Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (TppKb)
And neither was Liberace
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)


Neither am I! We should start a club.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (iMxBJ)

90 And The Drudge Report still looks the same.


I fear that means we may stick with Minx 0.7 alpha for another decade.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (LTHVh)

91 One similarity: Obama sends tanks to Poland in a transparent political deployment to mask Clinton failure just like Bill sent troops to Kosovo to mask Clinton failure.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (Ndje9)

92 The answer may surprise you.


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (9LlMT)


A little known porn career under the name "Fedora Johnson"?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 17, 2017 08:42 PM (S2V6F)

93 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

But not in this case...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 17, 2017 08:42 PM (DpOmP)

94 >> 17?!


42!

Posted by: Deep Thought at January 17, 2017 08:42 PM (xd0pN)

95 Geez, my dial-up is slow.

I missed the story that night...I was taking swing dancing lessons.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 08:42 PM (n3MnG)

96 Commutations and pardons cannot be reversed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)


Really???

Posted by: Mosad Operative at January 17, 2017 08:43 PM (DpOmP)

97 92 A little known porn career under the name "Fedora Johnson"?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 17, 2017 08:42 PM (S2V6F)


Now I want a Fedora for my Johnson.

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 08:43 PM (iMxBJ)

98 70 Does anyone else remember what Matt Drudge did before he started the Drudge Report? I do.

The answer may surprise you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (9LlMT)

==================

Something to do with Hollyweird?

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:43 PM (mt8X9)

99 Rabbi.... was he a Rabbi?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2017 08:43 PM (ZO497)

100 Wait. 2017 minus 1998..... eight from seven is.... borrow the one.... HEY

Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (dFi94)

101 I'm here to audition for the role of Linda Tripp.

Posted by: Melissa McCarthy


Tripp's problem was not that she was overweight.

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (rH4JY)

102 Commutations and pardons cannot be reversed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)

If the President can commute down... why can't he commute up?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (qf6WZ)

103 I build a lobster trap and a treadmill out of coconuts.

I put Linda on the Treadmill and I use you to bailt the traps.

Posted by: The Professor at January 17, 2017 08:40 PM (xd0pN)

================

LMAO

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (mt8X9)

104 Rabbi.... was he a Rabbi?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----------

Wait, wait... a Mohel?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (ZO497)

105 What type of fool reports the truth???

Posted by: Walter Duranty at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (DpOmP)

106 Drudge worked low wage retail type jobs.

Don't remember which ones, but at one time he worked at CBS in the gift shop.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 08:45 PM (4ErVI)

107 Drudge used to work at Comet Pizza. What do I win?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:45 PM (dFi94)

108 Tripp's problem was not that she was overweight.
Posted by: Austin Powers
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It was the overbite..

Posted by: Bill at January 17, 2017 08:45 PM (ZO497)

109 Back when Who Wants To Be a Millionaire really meant something.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 08:45 PM (n3MnG)

110 Ok Oregonmuse, I give up...what did Drudge do before?

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:46 PM (JNDQi)

111 Everyone needs a little bit of Monica in your life . . .

Posted by: Mambo No. 5 at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (JO9+V)

112 Drudge used to work at Comet Pizza. What do I win?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:45 PM (dFi94)


1 piece of taped to the table pizza. But you have to share it with 3 other guys.

Posted by: Comet Pizza at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (z79tQ)

113 Fluffed in a gay porn studio?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (xInes)

114 Sky's the limit on Enron stock!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (n3MnG)

115 My first time to vote was for GHW in '92. I didn't read or know of Drudge then. I wish I had. I think I was reading Hot Air then. Hot Air was kinda fun then before stupid EdM took over.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Rsi2C)

116 Drudge was a hand model.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (xd0pN)

117 Fluffer, damn auto cucumber

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 17, 2017 08:48 PM (xInes)

118 Drudge used to put out oil well fires. Or he was a hit man for the mob. I forget which one.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2017 08:48 PM (qJhUV)

119 I'm pretty sure Drudge was a rodeo clown.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 08:48 PM (sBOL1)

120 Wasn't Drudge one of Ann Coulter's lawn jockeys?

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:49 PM (mt8X9)

121 He trafficked in counterfeit beanie babies?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 08:49 PM (n3MnG)

122 Yup... Drudge tapped 'em up solid... lousy conservative

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 17, 2017 08:49 PM (DpOmP)

123 Rabbi.... was he a Rabbi?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----------

Wait, wait... a Mohel?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. a

Keep the tip.

Posted by: just the punchline at January 17, 2017 08:49 PM (MQZOg)

124 He was Blues Brother..... roady....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2017 08:50 PM (qf6WZ)

125 The Lewinsky scandal was the beginning of the end for me as a Democrat.

I was at the Masonic Auditorium registering people to vote who had just been sworn in as citizens (yes, back in those days they actually cared that only citizens should vote). Some douche brought a life-size foam board cut out of Clinton, and I made them take it down. My objection was duly noted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 08:50 PM (EZebt)

126 Drudge ran for LA City Council in 1972 and beat me like a drum ...

Posted by: Geoge Takei at January 17, 2017 08:50 PM (mt8X9)

127 When I first heard this on the radio I was driving to see " Wag the Dog" : life imitating art

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at January 17, 2017 08:50 PM (uvj0z)

128
Wait. 2017 minus 1998..... eight from seven is.... borrow the one.... HEY
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (dFi94)


You Jethro Clampett cipherin'?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (J8/9G)

129 48 If she would have taken off that dress Bubba would have been a paridym of virtue today and all the rest Russian rumors.

Posted by: torabora at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (fodbC)

===================

Or had it washed ...
======================

Monica owes a lot Linda Tripp.

Lucianne Goldberg and Jonah Goldberg got their start with the Lewinsky affair.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (JBggj)

130 Drudge won my 'Find the Pope in the Pizza' Contest...

Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (DpOmP)

131 That thug who ambushed & tried to kill an Arizona Cop last week?

He was an illegal. He was in America illegally.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (y3aQB)

132 128
Wait. 2017 minus 1998..... eight from seven is.... borrow the one.... HEY
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (dFi94)

You Jethro Clampett cipherin'?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (J8/9G)

Was it a friendly number?

Posted by: Common Core Math at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (qf6WZ)

133
Commutations and pardons cannot be reversed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)






No reason he can't be tried, convicted and incarcerated for other crimes. I suspect that the military prosecutors didn't try him for EVERY document he leaked. And I'm sure he's committed other crimes even after the WikiLeaks thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2017 08:52 PM (LuZz8)

134 The answer may surprise you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (9LlMT)



Drag performer?

Posted by: Ru Paul at January 17, 2017 08:52 PM (rH4JY)

135 you said 'hard'.... hee hee hee

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at January 17, 2017 08:52 PM (DpOmP)

136 The answer may surprise you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:38 PM (9LlMT)
==================

Something to do with Hollyweird?
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:43 PM (mt8X9)


You win teh internets! Matt Drudge co-wrote a book with Andrew Breitbart called Hollwood, Interrupted, about how sleazy the movie industry was/is.

But before that...

He wrote movie reviews. Before there was hardly any www, Drudge wrote conservative-flavored movie reviews, and they would occasionally get posted to internet newsgroups. I actually signed up for $15 per year to get them e-mailed directly to me. It was one of the few computer related services I actually paid for. I think I may have just graduated from a 2400 baud to a 14.4K modem.

One time he bemoaned how bad the movies were that were coming out, asking rhetorically why they all were had to be so crappy. I e-mailed him a one word reply: "Cocaine". Much to my surprise, he responded, "You're probably right."

So that's my Matt Drudge story.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (9LlMT)

137 Are we old?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (CLKfs)

138
You Jethro Clampett cipherin'?
Posted by: Kodos
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*checks Handbook*

The rules say that requires the use of 'naughts'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (ZO497)

139
For a while Drudge was public enemy #1 to the MFM. Anyone who reports the truth is that for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

140 I think Drudge has a show on MSNBC or something

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (Rsi2C)

141 Drudge was the Fifth Beatle ...

Posted by: Pete Best at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (mt8X9)

142 i hadn't even registered to vote then, but i used to hear my pop rail about the clintons.

he filled out a questonnaire once that asked, 'what are your pet-peeves?'

he put 'bill and hillary, in no particular order'

Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 08:54 PM (cxxFa)

143 Sorry to disappoint you, but the seduction of Monica Lewinsky was a setup by the Clinton regime. Clinton didn't get where he was by making stupid mistakes. He deliberately got "caught" so as to make the Republicans. look like prudes, thereby paving the way for his gun control agenda. It had the added benefit of making it sexy to be a draft-dodging coward and, by implication, square and unsexy to serve in the military.

Posted by: Ken at January 17, 2017 08:54 PM (N6Oa5)

144 I e-mailed him a one word reply: "Cocaine". Much to my surprise, he responded, "You're probably right."

So that's my Matt Drudge story.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (9LlMT)
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Ah, Oregon Muse. Your brush with greatness.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 08:54 PM (sBOL1)

145 138
You Jethro Clampett cipherin'?
Posted by: Kodos
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*checks Handbook*

The rules say that requires the use of 'naughts'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (ZO497)

and pictures of Ellie May skinny dippin in the Cement Pond....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2017 08:55 PM (qf6WZ)

146 Another Then and Now similarity:

"Newsweek Kills Story"

The Leg-Humping Media was running cover for the Clintons then, too. Although this time, they stopped pretending.

A press that actually subtracts from the sum of human knowledge. Wow.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2017 08:55 PM (Ndje9)

147 I was there, and despite my encouragement and guidance, Monica used her left hand on his junk while fixing her hair back with her right. True story.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 17, 2017 08:55 PM (YFnq5)

148 Drudge used to work at Comet Pizza. What do I win?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:45 PM (dFi94)


Heh. Nice. I'll give you honorable mention points for this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:55 PM (9LlMT)

149 Drudge had a short-lived show on Fox.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 08:55 PM (JBggj)

150 >>So that's my Matt Drudge story.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

151 Memories.....wow - it's been almost two decades. Lawn - off it.

Bonus- Putin on the fake dossier: 'the people behind this are worse than prostitutes':
https://youtu.be/PkudJqd6pQQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 08:56 PM (/oVqu)

152 I don't know what job he used to have but I can assure you it was pure drudgery!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 08:56 PM (wPiJc)

153 Wait. 2017 minus 1998..... eight from seven is.... borrow the one.... HEY
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 08:44 PM (dFi94)

You Jethro Clampett cipherin'?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 08:51 PM (J8/9G)




Next she'll be trying her gazintas.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

154
For a while Drudge was public enemy #1 to the MFM. Anyone who reports the truth is that for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)







The thing is, he doesn't really report anything. Maybe a few times a year, I'd say he averages less than once every couple of months at best on "scoops" or original reporting.

The funniest part is, he just links the MFM's own reporting. And they get pissed off about it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2017 08:56 PM (LuZz8)

155 So that's my Matt Drudge story.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 17, 2017 08:53 PM (9LlMT)

========================

Awesome. I read Breitbart's book a couple years ago and believe he related the Drudge story, but couldn't remember the details.

[I was almost going to say that he worked on the creation of HuffPo with Andrew and Arianna ...]

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:57 PM (mt8X9)

156 Matt Drudge was born a black woman, but transitioned because she couldn't resist the allure of white male privilege.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 08:59 PM (rH4JY)

157 Posted by: Ken at January 17, 2017 08:54 PM (N6Oa5)

Don't bong rip and post dude. Just amble over to the Quickee-Mart and microwave a burrito. Ask for the clerk's assistance if you need it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2017 08:59 PM (JO9+V)

158 @143 Ken

I believe Ken is the new-for-2017 Mary Cloggenstein.

Well done sir. Well done.

Unless you're serious, in which case you are bugfuck nuts and I can't help you.

But please continue.

Posted by: Comet Pizza at January 17, 2017 09:00 PM (z79tQ)

159 Drudge was the end of the Fake News Networks monopoly as we knew them.

Keep on keepin' on Matt!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2017 09:00 PM (5VlCp)

160 154 The funniest part is, he just links the MFM's own reporting. And they get pissed off about it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2017 08:56 PM (LuZz


He's irreplaceable for picking out what's important. And his juxtapositions are pure poetry sometimes. He spots things that others don't think to highlight, like, at the moment, Putin's brag that Russia has the best hoes in the world.

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 09:00 PM (iMxBJ)

161 LMFAO WHO IS THIS DUDE ON TUCKER CARLSONS' SHOW?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:00 PM (nDcc3)

162 My daughter is now the same age as Monica Lewinsky was when Bill the pervert screwed her. It is infinitely more creepy with this frame of reference.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 17, 2017 09:00 PM (CLKfs)

163 >>>The thing is, he doesn't really report anything.

He's an aggregator - I don't think he denies that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:01 PM (rH4JY)

164 Tucker:

BEST INTERVIEW EVAR!

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:01 PM (s5o+q)

165 nfw ken.
i saw the green in the hill's eyes when it came out.
nwih

Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 09:02 PM (cxxFa)

166 143 Sorry to disappoint you, but the seduction of Monica Lewinsky was a setup by the Clinton regime. Clinton didn't get where he was by making stupid mistakes. He deliberately got "caught" so as to make the Republicans. look like prudes, thereby paving the way for his gun control agenda. It had the added benefit of making it sexy to be a draft-dodging coward and, by implication, square and unsexy to serve in the military.

Posted by: Ken at January 17, 2017 08:54 PM (N6Oa5)

========================

So he goes down as an Impeached Scumbag and butt of jokes for the next century, who would have been convicted had it not been for the original RINO eunuch, Trent Lott?

Another genius, just like DogEater ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 09:02 PM (mt8X9)

167 Drudge turned me on the Beatles

Posted by: Charlie Manson at January 17, 2017 09:02 PM (DpOmP)

168 Tucker has a big fat liar on now

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Rsi2C)

169 #154:

The thing is, he doesn't really report anything. Maybe a few times a
year, I'd say he averages less than once every couple of months at best
on "scoops" or original reporting.



The funniest part is, he just links the MFM's own reporting. And they get pissed off about it.
=======================

Drudge was the Scoop God during the Lewinsky Affair. Not only was he inflicting heavy damage on Clinton Administration, at the same time, he was revolutionizing the news media.

Now, all Drudge has to do is wait for the Daily Mail report on the issue of the day. The Daily Mail is fast, accurate, and, to say the least, graphic.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 09:02 PM (JBggj)

170 He's an aggregator



******

Choot 'im, Justin! Choot 'im!


/Troy Landry

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (wPiJc)

171 That might be the best interview I've ever seen.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (nDcc3)

172 My daughter is now the same age as Monica Lewinsky was when Bill the pervert screwed her. It is infinitely more creepy with this frame of reference.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable

My niece is now the age of some of the girls on Jeffery Epstein's island. That REALLY puts things into perspective.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (MQZOg)

173 161 LMFAO WHO IS THIS DUDE ON TUCKER CARLSONS' SHOW?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:00 PM (nDcc3

===

FREE PEYTON MANNNG NOW!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (EZebt)

174 That might be the best interview I've ever seen.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (nDcc3)
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Whom did he interview?

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (sBOL1)

175 That might be the best interview I've ever seen.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (nDcc3)


That was so freakin' hilarious . . . my eyes are watering from laughing so much.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:03 PM (s5o+q)

176 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (zcX++)

177 DOM TULLIPSO 2020

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (nDcc3)

178
163 >>>The thing is, he doesn't really report anything.

He's an aggregator - I don't think he denies that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:01 PM (rH4JY)







Exactly. That's why it's so fucking hysterically funny when the commie cocksuckers freak out about that horrible right-wing monster Matt Drudge.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (LuZz8)

179 Unconfirmed reports have The Beach Boys agreeing to play the inauguration, I would jump up and down if it's true.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (6Ll1u)

180 *and pictures of Ellie May skinny dippin in the Cement Pond....*

This is always acceptable.

Posted by: tbodie at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (lyaJC)

181 And now he almost single-handedly responsible for keeping Info Wars alive.
How far he's come.

Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 09:05 PM (5E3b3)

182 DOM TULLIPSO 2020
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (nDcc3)


Campaign Slogan: "Wait, what?"

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:05 PM (s5o+q)

183 Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:05 PM (s5o+q)

"I was for voting for myself before I was against it!"

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (nDcc3)

184 Wow. On WZ right now. Police have found guns stashed along the Potomac in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

185 179 Unconfirmed reports have The Beach Boys agreeing to play the inauguration, I would jump up and down if it's true.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (6Ll1u)

======================

Didn't Reagan reinvigorate their careers?

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (mt8X9)

186 Wow. On WZ right now. Police have found guns stashed along the Potomac in DC.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
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Again? They found some a week or so ago.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (sBOL1)

187 Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:05 PM (s5o+q)

"I was for voting for myself before I was against it!"
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (nDcc3)


I suppose it's too much to ask that "Dom Tullipso" be a Moron.

More likely he's a 4Channer.

Either way, bravo, Sir, Bravo!

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:07 PM (s5o+q)

188 According to Dom, we are at war with Eurasia.

No, Wait. He meant East Asia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 09:08 PM (EZebt)

189 Unconfirmed reports have The Beach Boys agreeing to play the inauguration, I would jump up and down if it's true.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



I'm pickin' up good vibrators.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2017 09:08 PM (rH4JY)

190 >>Again? They found some a week or so ago.

You're right. I clicked through to the article and this is from the 4th.

Don't know why WZ is leading with it now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

191 Unconfirmed reports have The Beach Boys agreeing to play the inauguration, I would jump up and down if it's true.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (6Ll1u)

The real ones or the Mike Love ersatz combo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2017 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

192 When Matt Drudge talks... reports whine

Posted by: EF Hutton at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (DpOmP)

193 I'm pretty confident Obama is not gay.

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 08:33 PM (TppKb)


Correct. He wears Depends because of a hereditary condition. Yeah.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (oAY8z)

194 Fuck this interview. Bring back Dom!

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (nDcc3)

195 Aggregating?



I'll say he is.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

196 The Beach Boys were so great, they were parodied by the Beatles.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (JBggj)

197 Don't know why WZ is leading with it now.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 09:08 PM (/tuJf)
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I heard about it because it's local news here; maybe the word never got out any further.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (sBOL1)

198 Drudge is a Russian spy that took down Hillary.
Along with the other Russian spies ... like O'Keefe, Podesta, Comey, etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (/aIFg)

199 Fuck this interview. Bring back Dom!
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (nDcc3)


I hope FNC offered him a contract.

RedEye needs a lead-in show.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:09 PM (s5o+q)

200 After me, all bad news on Democrats has to be buried

Posted by: Gary Hart at January 17, 2017 09:10 PM (DpOmP)

201 What is the over under on Hillary's Pardon?

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2017 09:10 PM (s0VSd)

202 Unconfirmed reports have The Beach Boys agreeing to play the inauguration, I would jump up and down if it's true.

-
I wish they all could be White House girls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 09:10 PM (Nwg0u)

203 Again? They found some a week or so ago.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (sBOL1)

WZ is linking the FoxNews story dated 1-4-17
This is the old story. Trying to gin up fear much?

Posted by: Comet Pizza at January 17, 2017 09:11 PM (z79tQ)

204 What is the over under on Hillary's Pardon?
Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2017 09:10 PM (s0VSd)


It would be TFG's style to leave her hanging.

So to speak.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:11 PM (s5o+q)

205 36 They said there'd be no math.

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That WAS NOT Math

Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 17, 2017 09:12 PM (PqqkK)

206 The thing that most amuses me about the Clinton shenanigans, in retrospect, is how the media's previous partisan misbehavior created all of the precedents that allowed Trump to even run. Under the pre-Clinton culture, Trump would never have had a shot at the White House with his history of tail-chasing.

And then came Clinton, where the media defended him to the hilt, claimed that his own personal indiscretions didn't impact his performance as President, and trumpeted the "politics of personal destruction" speech from everything that had speakers. They changed the culture to save their guy, but in doing so, set events in motion that would end the Clinton Dynasty.

Tis great sport to see the engineer hoisted with his own petard.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 17, 2017 09:13 PM (X52ZZ)

207 Guys leave Ace alone, he's too busy with his free wheeling almost 29 year old lifestyle to worry about little things like math.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 17, 2017 09:14 PM (c660h)

208 Dom Tullipso Tonight,
Brought to you by:
Phillips Colon Health Probiotic Suppositories
. . .
Oh, wait, they go in the other end . . . we just discovered that a half hour ago . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:14 PM (s5o+q)

209 Zip has that Jan. 4 Fox News story marked as "Breaking"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 09:14 PM (EZebt)

210 foist

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 09:14 PM (qUNWi)

211 Drudge is not just an aggregator, in that he highlights articles that are otherwise buried (or blocked entirely) in the media, and gives context with his edgy headlines.


Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2017 09:15 PM (/aIFg)

212 Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:14 PM (s5o+q)

Hahaha

Dom Tullipso the man, the myth, the legend.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:15 PM (nDcc3)

213 It would be TFG's style to leave her hanging.



So to speak.
======================

It's not like Barry or Hillary owe the Democratic Party anything.

At the moment, the Donk Party is living in a domestic abuse shelter under an assumed name.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 09:15 PM (JBggj)

214
Just sex... brrrraaaaaakkkk!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 09:15 PM (BK3ZS)

215 209. It's an odd place to cache canoe anchors, ya gotta admit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 09:15 PM (/oVqu)

216 206 Kind of like how Harry Reid led the Senate. Got rid of the filibuster he did and the 60 member majority he did.

Here come the Judge, Here come the Judge!

Posted by: ALH at January 17, 2017 09:16 PM (Z56vq)

217 Tucker's lead interview tonight is going to go down as a classic. Man oh man, I'd love to know know who this man really is.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 17, 2017 09:16 PM (EW9tX)

218 180 *and pictures of Ellie May skinny dippin in the Cement Pond....*

This is always acceptable.
Posted by: tbodie at January 17, 2017 09:04 PM (lyaJC)

Especially if Billy Jo, Bobby Jo and Betty Jo join her.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 17, 2017 09:16 PM (brIR5)

219 Didn't Reagan reinvigorate their careers?

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (mt8X9)



The Beach Boys are a fickin' disgrace! There's no way they will be allowed to perform on the National Mall for the Fourth of July concert. Weirdos and hippies with that Transcendental Meditation bullcrap. Nobody wants to see that washed up oldies act anymore. They should retire to Branson, MO and croak and croon to the grannies.

Posted by: James Watt, Secretary of the Interior at January 17, 2017 09:16 PM (JO9+V)

220 Carlson's guest just said he supports Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Peyton Manning.

Yes. Peyton, not Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 09:16 PM (y3aQB)

221 211 Drudge is not just an aggregator, in that he highlights articles that are otherwise buried (or blocked entirely) in the media, and gives context with his edgy headlines.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2017 09:15 PM (/aIFg)

And that's why they hate him. He digs up what they try to bury in a shallow grave, and counter-spins the spin.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 17, 2017 09:17 PM (X52ZZ)

222 Matt Drudge certainly has a genius for discovering the buried lede.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 09:18 PM (JBggj)

223
It was eighteen years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 09:18 PM (BK3ZS)

224 I agree there is no love lost, but I really bet that The Clintons could really drop a sledge hammer on someone's legacy.

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2017 09:18 PM (s0VSd)

225 Posted by: rabidfox at January 17, 2017 09:16 PM (EW9tX)

I loved how flexible Tucker was. He was ready to pounce and then realized it was a long con and found the whole thing humorous.

Props to Dom Tullipso (PBUH) for keeping a straight face.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:18 PM (nDcc3)

226
Carlson's guest just said he supports Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Peyton Manning.


Can't ignore the forehead!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 09:19 PM (BK3ZS)

227 I miss Andrew Breitbart a lot.

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (g1MTt)

228 False advertising! The Beach Boys aren't boys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (rH4JY)

229 Tucker really, really needs to make Dom Tullipso a regular guest.

If he can find him again.

That was the closest thing I've seen to a (particularly absurdist) Monty Python skit in years.

Dom Tullipso, Donald Trump's nominee for Secretary of Silly Walks.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (s5o+q)

230 Surely someone must have pointed out that it's 19 years ago - right? Because, you know - math!


How many people must hate Matt Drudge.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (tHwdc)

231 https://tinyurl.com/hcl6hrj

BREAKING: Guns Found, Stashed In Several Places Along Potomac In D.C.

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (y3aQB)

232 Especially if Billy Jo, Bobby Jo and Betty Jo join her.
==============

Fresh from a swim in the Hooterville RR station's water tank.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (JBggj)

233 But does he support Eli Manning?

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (s0VSd)

234 I'll be back for the ONT - got to check out today's content.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)

235 My company has been Trumped! I work for a major consumer electronics Mfr., and our products have been made in Asia forever. Just found out we are going to open a plant somewhere in the Southeast, estimate 800 new jobs.

It's almost as if the Board suddenly decided to listen to us.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (qXaHV)

236 Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (JBggj)

where's Uncle Joe??

is he movin' kind of slow?

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (y3aQB)

237 I may post this link on a friend's facebook page for someone on a thread who went off on Trump for his misogyny and terrible character. Off to troll-lo-lo-lo-lo.

Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (hJamr)

238 Drudge worked in a record store, IIRC

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 17, 2017 09:22 PM (g1MTt)

239 Wow, seventeen years.

Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 17, 2017 09:22 PM (6Fp5n)

240 Dom Tullipso, Donald Trump's nominee for Secretary of Silly Walks.
Posted by: filbert

But he'd have to resign from the Society for Putting Things On Top if Other Things.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 09:22 PM (MQZOg)

241 if anyone on the Broncos' 2015-16 roster should be begging for a pardon, it's Brock Osweiler.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 09:22 PM (lMp+G)

242 My company has been Trumped! I work for a major consumer electronics Mfr., and our products have been made in Asia forever. Just found out we are going to open a plant somewhere in the Southeast, estimate 800 new jobs.

It's almost as if the Board suddenly decided to listen to us.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (qXaHV)

Behold the power of the Bully Pulpit!

Many lessons to be learnt here.

Posted by: Comet Pizza at January 17, 2017 09:23 PM (z79tQ)

243 right on Flyboy!
and congrats on your job and to feeling better.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 09:24 PM (cxxFa)

244 I may post this link on a friend's facebook page for someone on a thread who went off on Trump for his misogyny and terrible character. Off to troll-lo-lo-lo-lo.
Posted by: no good deed at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (hJamr)


I don't get where Trump is a misogynist.

I mean, he obviously LOVES women. He's pretty much the opposite of a "woman-hater."

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 09:24 PM (s5o+q)

245 C'mon, tell me what color that dress was.

Posted by: Mitch Ryder at January 17, 2017 09:24 PM (gJ3Vg)

246 Carlson's guest just said he supports Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Peyton Manning.

Can't ignore the forehead!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


The only woman Peyton Manning could successfully impersonate is Miranda Lambert.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:24 PM (rH4JY)

247
239 Wow, seventeen years.
Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 17, 2017 09:22 PM (6Fp5n)


For some values of seventeen, yes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 09:25 PM (BK3ZS)

248 It's would be so incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:28

Speaking of awkward and uncomfortable...back about 1979 or 1980 we got a falt tire driving from Jules; folks to ISU. We walked to a nearby farmhouse and the kind folks called someone for us.

Meanwhil we had to sit and watch All in the Family where Edith's cousin was coming out as a lesbian...with Grandma farmwife and her granddaughter! Yeah, it was uncomfortable.

Posted by: Farmer at January 17, 2017 09:25 PM (o/90i)

249 Commutations and pardons cannot be reversed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)

Raises the question; could Trump somehow let slip that anyone who whacks Bradley Manning will get a pardon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 09:26 PM (LRVnP)

250 Carlson's guest just said he supports Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Peyton Manning.

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yeah, he looks like he's eaten a few Papa Johns

Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 17, 2017 09:27 PM (PqqkK)

251 Ace of Spades HQ: come for the content, stay for the mathematical illiteracy.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 09:27 PM (J8/9G)

252 I suppose those gun-stashes along the Potomac were peace guns?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 09:28 PM (lMp+G)

253 Wow, seventeen years.
Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 17, 2017 09:22 PM (6Fp5n)

For some values of seventeen, yes.

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Math is just a social construct.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 09:28 PM (Nwg0u)

254 Speaking of people who suck, I'm watching an overpaid Houston team team lose... again.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 09:28 PM (lMp+G)

255 When I search "Dom Tullipso" all I see is a few links to twitter referencing the Carlson interview.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:28 PM (rH4JY)

256 239 Wow, seventeen years.

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ok. so sometimes Ace has to take his time with a story, to let it mature and age to a ripe vintage.

Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 17, 2017 09:29 PM (PqqkK)

257 I don't recall a single company saying they were hiring even hundreds of US workers--never mind thousands--at any point in the last eight years. Now it seems like every couple of days a new headline outlining huge numbers of new U.S. workers blinks across my screen, mostly via Drudge.

I think I should start keeping a list of all of the companies that have stated they are going to reinvest in the U.S. It will be my happy liberal-antidote to the list that I normally keep of places I won't shop, or movies I won't see, or TV shows I won't watch, or newspapers I won't buy, etc. because liberals.

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 17, 2017 09:29 PM (8H4Pg)

258 I suppose those gun-stashes along the Potomac were peace guns?

Jan 4th Fox News Story, Sorry

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 09:29 PM (y3aQB)

259 Well, she was back ago nineteen,

You know what I mean,

And the way she sucked, was way beyond compare

So how could I sleep with Hildebeast (ooh)

With Monica kneelin' there?


Posted by: Lennon - McCartney at January 17, 2017 09:29 PM (JO9+V)

260 Did any of youse guys google "Cartwright OK"?

Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 17, 2017 09:30 PM (6Fp5n)

261 Payton Manning just issued a statement regarding his pardon: "OMAHA, OMAHA!"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 09:30 PM (MQZOg)

262 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:28 PM (rH4JY)


Yes, a legend has been born.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 09:30 PM (nDcc3)

263
Math is just a social construct.

Ace majored in Ewok Studies.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 09:30 PM (J8/9G)

264 248. Best spoof of the sitcom treating social issues was the classic SNL 'The Snake-Handling O'Shays' or something like that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 09:31 PM (/oVqu)

265 I approve of Dom Tullipso and what he stands for. I pray for moar Dom Tullipsos in future.

Posted by: Pepe at January 17, 2017 09:31 PM (92ruB)

266 Speaking of awkward and uncomfortable...back about 1979 or 1980 we got a falt tire driving from Jules; folks to ISU. We walked to a nearby farmhouse and the kind folks called someone for us.

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surely after 34 years the awkwardness has faded.

Posted by: Not quite Ace at January 17, 2017 09:31 PM (PqqkK)

267 17, 19? I'm the guy with the gun.

Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 17, 2017 09:31 PM (6Fp5n)

268 The interview people mentioned upthread is already on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6VHsxul0ko

Funny stuff.

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 09:32 PM (iMxBJ)

269

Director John Brennan said growing up a “white male from New Jersey” led him to his strong promotion of gay rights in the Central Intelligence Agency, which included his wearing a rainbow lanyard around Langley to show he is an LGBTQ ally.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)

270 right on Flyboy!
and congrats on your job and to feeling better.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 09:24 PM (cxxFa)

=======

Thank you! At about 90 percent, and am able to fake the other 10. Thank God for "private con calls" and the awesome nap couch in my office.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 09:32 PM (qXaHV)

271 231 https://tinyurl.com/hcl6hrj

BREAKING: Guns Found, Stashed In Several Places Along Potomac In D.C.
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 09:20 PM (y3aQB)

Regret Offensive?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 09:33 PM (IDPbH)

272 Gateway says Assange is going to be extradited to the US. What happens after that? Anyone know?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)

273 I was asking a Dem co-worker today how the party could be against school vouchers and yet go gaga over a guy offering free college tuition.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 17, 2017 09:34 PM (PqqkK)

274 Dom Tullipso - whether he was trying to run a con on the right, on the news orgs, or just on everyone and anyone for his own amusement, I don't know. That said, yeah, I'd have a beer with the guy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 09:34 PM (/oVqu)

275 Again? They found some a week or so ago.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 09:06 PM (sBOL1)

The gangbangers' canoes sink before they can even launch them. Pitiful!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 09:34 PM (LRVnP)

276 Ace of Spades HQ: come for the content, stay for the mathematical illiteracy.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 09:27 PM (J8/9G)

THE RULES:
No Capes.
No Math.

THE BLOG:
Aye, but they're really more like suggestions.

THE RESULT:
Seventeen Years Ago Today, The Drudge Report Was ...

Posted by: Comet Pizza at January 17, 2017 09:34 PM (z79tQ)

277
I am I, Don Tullipso the Butt of El Tucker
My destiny calls and I go

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 09:35 PM (BK3ZS)

278 272 Gateway says Assange is going to be extradited to the US. What happens after that? Anyone know?

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If he was smart he'd get here before Friday noon. And be wearing a dress.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 17, 2017 09:35 PM (PqqkK)

279 Ah the 90s. The start of the Sexual Harassment purges. The idea that adults couldn't be involved in a sexual relationship if there was any difference in their job status. That theory came to bite the Dims on the ass with Clinton and they have no-one to blame but themselves.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 17, 2017 09:35 PM (6n332)

280 Testing

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 09:35 PM (MQZOg)

281 you have a couch?
that's perfect
best to you

Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 09:36 PM (cxxFa)

282 Yes office, i seem to have lost my canoe in a gun accident...

Posted by: DC Democrat at January 17, 2017 09:36 PM (PqqkK)

283 @259- Man, hang onto that day job.

Posted by: Mitch Ryder at January 17, 2017 09:36 PM (gJ3Vg)

284 Wtf? Drudge says Roger Stone survived an assassination attempt. Who would want to assasinate that guy?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 09:37 PM (Rsi2C)

285 I remember being 29 17 years ago, although coincidentally enough I'm still 29 today, although that'll change next year when I turn 29.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 09:37 PM (pCUr3)

286 Director John Brennan said growing up a "white male from New Jersey" led him to his strong promotion of gay rights in the Central Intelligence Agency, which included his wearing a rainbow lanyard around Langley to show he is an LGBTQ ally.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)



And his sucking of Barry's dick at all times. He needs to be shown the door ASPAP

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 09:37 PM (auHtY)

287 Before Drudge we just had to sit and talk to each other. And wait for Rush Limbaugh to come on.

And we were happy.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 09:38 PM (ewrgV)

288 you have a couch?
that's perfect
best to you
Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 09:36 PM (cxxFa)

====

The best nap couch evuh. I had it brought in from my home office when I got the new job and have to work at the office every day.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 09:38 PM (qXaHV)

289 I was born with a rare medical condition ... I can't have kids. But we can adopt! I love you!

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 17, 2017 09:38 PM (rH4JY)

290 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Brennan's an LGBTQAAIP (and a silent F) ally, until his sleeper-cell gets activated, then it's all Orlando nightclub time.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 09:38 PM (MQZOg)

291 285 I remember being 29 17 years ago, although coincidentally enough I'm still 29 today, although that'll change next year when I turn 29.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 09:37 PM (pCUr3)

In three months it will be the 29th Anniversary of my 29th Birthday...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2017 09:39 PM (qf6WZ)

292
Director John Brennan said growing up a "white male from New Jersey" led him to his strong promotion of gay rights in the Central Intelligence Agency, which included his wearing a rainbow lanyard around Langley to show he is an LGBTQ ally.


Virtue klaxon goes "Ah-ooooo-gah! Ah-ooooo-gah!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 09:39 PM (BK3ZS)

293 They say Christina Aguillera smells like hotdogs.


Wonder why.


Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 09:39 PM (qUNWi)

294 Director John Brennan said growing up a "white male from New Jersey" led him to his strong promotion of gay rights in the Central Intelligence Agency, which included his wearing a rainbow lanyard around Langley to show he is an LGBTQ ally.

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The Spy Who Came Out From the Closet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 09:39 PM (Nwg0u)

295 Today they would be calling this fake news.

Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 09:40 PM (cAnNx)

296 Gateway says Assange is going to be extradited to the US. What happens after that? Anyone know?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)


Was he caught out side the embassy where he's been holed up?
If you can let that fucking creature manning go you can pardon Asange

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2017 09:40 PM (voOPb)

297 Wtf? Drudge says Roger Stone survived an assassination attempt. Who would want to assasinate that guy?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 17, 2017 09:37 PM (Rsi2C)

Anybody seen Jeb lately?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 17, 2017 09:40 PM (nFdGS)

298 Obama didn't pick his cabinet nominees on competence, but on Dick sucking and Muslim connections, the two most important things to him.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 09:40 PM (6Ll1u)

299 They didn't spike the story, they were just waiting for a second stained dress.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 09:40 PM (VdICR)

300 Jan 4th Fox News Story, Sorry

And obviously fake news. Guns are illegal in D.C., so there's no way someone could stash them there!

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2017 09:40 PM (iKu60)

301 Director John Brennan said growing up a "white male from New Jersey"
led him to his strong promotion of gay rights in the Central
Intelligence Agency, which included his wearing a rainbow lanyard around
Langley to show he is an LGBTQ ally.
===

Back in the day , we have referred to this dude as a "fucking nutcase".


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 09:41 PM (ewrgV)

302 If Snowden wants an Obama pardon, he had better get busy with a straight razor and a gingham dress.

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 09:42 PM (iMxBJ)

303 Director John Brennan said growing up a "white male from New Jersey" led him to his strong promotion of gay rights in the Central Intelligence Agency, which included his wearing a rainbow lanyard around Langley to show he is an LGBTQ ally.

It's almost as if Brennan and Obama don't realize what the orthodox Muslim view of gays is. Note I said "orthodox", I'm not including Afghanistan.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 17, 2017 09:42 PM (rH4JY)

304 Getting rid of the sock.
Gonna borrow the Detroit Wheels for while though.
Heh, mebbe talk em into opening for us in a week and a half.

Posted by: teej at January 17, 2017 09:43 PM (gJ3Vg)

305 For those who are interested: the new Cabelas in Gainesville, Va will open on March 9 at 9:45 am. The ribbon will be cut by shooting an arrow. (The article didn't specify if it would be a long bow or crossbow. Or something in between.)

I've ordered from Cabelas often enough but have never been in a store. I hope they will carry plenty of black powder gear and reloading tools. There are few places in the area that offer those items.

Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2017 09:43 PM (V+03K)

306 Off traitor-tranny sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:43 PM (rH4JY)

307 Eurasia said they won't be playing the inauguration. I thought that uh ... never mind.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 09:44 PM (VdICR)

308 Eurasia said they won't be playing the inauguration. I thought that uh ... never mind.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

We've always been playing the inauguration.

Posted by: East Asia at January 17, 2017 09:45 PM (MQZOg)

309 They say Christina Aguillera smells like hotdogs.

Wonder why.

Posted by: eleven


They say Ke$ha lacks personal hygiene, and smells like "a shrimp in a diaper". Ewww.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:46 PM (rH4JY)

310 Yeah,that Bubba really brought class to the WH.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2017 09:46 PM (r/0kC)

311 1998- Is that 17 years ago? Sounds more like 19...

Posted by: LASue at January 17, 2017 09:46 PM (CLKfs)

312 It's almost as if Brennan and Obama don't realize what the orthodox Muslim view of gays is. Note I said "orthodox", I'm not including Afghanistan.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 17, 2017 09:42 PM (rH4JY)

Grown men cornholing young boys doesn't count as "gay". Muzzies only count one as gay if they take it up the ass and like it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 09:46 PM (LRVnP)

313
My company has been Trumped! I work for a major consumer electronics Mfr., and our products have been made in Asia forever. Just found out we are going to open a plant somewhere in the Southeast, estimate 800 new jobs.

It's almost as if the Board suddenly decided to listen to us.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 09:21 PM (qXaHV)






Heh. We just did a presentation today to an OEM manufacturer to take over out-of-warranty repairs on one of their product lines. They're in the process of shutting down the in-house repair and sending it to Mexico, but we found out about it through the industry grapevine and pitched them on an alternative.

The first conversation on the subject last week started almost verbatim with "In this new political environment, are you absolutely SURE you want to send this work to Mexico?????"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2017 09:47 PM (LuZz8)

314 251 Ace of Spades HQ: come for the content, stay for the mathematical illiteracy.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 17, 2017 09:27 PM (J8/9G)


We were promised that there would be no math on this blog, and by golly, they meant it.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

315 Grown men cornholing young boys doesn't count as "gay". Muzzies only count one as gay if they take it up the ass and like it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 09:46 PM (LRVnP)




Barry: uh oh...I mean what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 09:48 PM (auHtY)

316 Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2017 09:43 PM (V+03K)

I've been wondering when that store would open. It's in a really weird location, but I expect to visit often.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2017 09:49 PM (wCEn4)

317 The full list of Obama's pardons/reductions today. 209 and more than hundred were lifers.

He sure does love him some drug dealers

https://t.co/7pwq3suQzn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 09:49 PM (SEXy3)

318 Matt Drudge, Andrew Brietbart, and yes, even Glenn Beck are owed a debt of gratitude. They collectively educated America on a buttload of stuff we would have never heard of through the 'media' or popular culture (Hollywood).

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2017 09:49 PM (zLDYs)

319 They say Christina Aguillera smells like hotdogs.

They say Ke$ha lacks personal hygiene, and smells like "a shrimp in a diaper".
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They say Katy Perry smells like old cat food and Russell Brand's jerk sock. *dry heave*

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 09:49 PM (ewrgV)

320 YOU SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MITCH RYDER AND THE DETROIT WHEELS DID DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 17, 2017 09:50 PM (gJ3Vg)

321 317 The full list of Obama's pardons/reductions today. 209 and more than hundred were lifers.
He sure does love him some drug dealers
https://t.co/7pwq3suQzn
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 09:49 PM (SEXy3)


When you lose the Presidency, a lot of "connections" go away. Maybe he needed some replacements.

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 09:50 PM (iMxBJ)

322 The first conversation on the subject last week started almost verbatim with "In this new political environment, are you absolutely SURE you want to send this work to Mexico?????"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2017 09:47 PM (LuZz

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The fact that one of my new job initiatives is to expand our GOV Contracting business may or may not have had something to do with this decision.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 09:50 PM (qXaHV)

323 I wonder if any of the psychiatrists asked Manning, "maybe you're just freaking out because you got busted? Do you really want to chop off your dick?". It might have given him pause.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:51 PM (rH4JY)

324 17 19

220 221

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 09:51 PM (IDPbH)

325 1998- Is that 17 years ago? Sounds more like 19...


Posted by: LASue at January 17, 2017 09:46 PM


Time dilation. From a certain machine that Ace does not have.

Posted by: otho at January 17, 2017 09:51 PM (lmIoG)

326 If any of those pardoned by the JEF commit a crime after they are released, are the victims of these crimes allowed to sue the JEF?

Posted by: ALH at January 17, 2017 09:51 PM (Z56vq)

327 When I asked what the hell about Man Love Thursday in Dubai I was told you were only gay if you kept doing it after turning thirty. Arab Logic.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2017 09:52 PM (T5046)

328 I have mixed emotions about Cabela's. When I lived in CT, the store they opened in East Hartford was only made possible because of an incredibly huge grant given to the company...something along the lines of $25 million.

Cabela's is a cool store, but I wish they didn't take government handouts.

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 17, 2017 09:52 PM (8H4Pg)

329 323 I wonder if any of the psychiatrists asked Manning, "maybe you're just freaking out because you got busted? Do you really want to chop off your dick?". It might have given him pause.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:51 PM (rH4JY)


THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM WHAT HE WOULD RAPE WITH IF THEY CHOPPED IT OFF.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 17, 2017 09:52 PM (iMxBJ)

330 The Spy Who Came Out From the Closet Mosque

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 09:39 PM (Nwg0u)


FTFY

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2017 09:53 PM (wCEn4)

331 328 I have mixed emotions about Cabela's. When I lived in CT, the store they opened in East Hartford was only made possible because of an incredibly huge grant given to the company...something along the lines of $25 million.

Cabela's is a cool store, but I wish they didn't take government handouts.
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 17, 2017 09:52 PM (8H4Pg)


Might be the only way to consider doing business in Connecticut, one of the worst business climates in the country.

I have a soft spot for Cabela's because they sold me a vacuum sealer which is about 5X better than the last two I went through.

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)

332 Well, the ONT was there. Then it was gone. First thing was about National Bootlegger's Day.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 17, 2017 09:54 PM (GUBah)

333 Matt Drudge, Andrew Brietbart, and yes, even Glenn Beck are owed a debt of gratitude.

Glenn Beck is a conservative icon like John Lewis is a civil rights icon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 09:55 PM (rH4JY)

334 And now it's back. ONT is up.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 17, 2017 09:55 PM (GUBah)

335 Well, the ONT was there. Then it was gone. First thing was about National Bootlegger's Day.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 17, 2017 09:54 PM (GUBah)

Guess we're trying to milk every last drop out of this topic first.
swidt?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2017 09:56 PM (z79tQ)

336 >>Posted by: squeakywheel at January 17, 2017 09:52 PM (8H4Pg)


Well, they're Bass Pro Shops, now...

but, honestly - everyone who goes to Hartford, for any reason, deserves some form of compensation.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 09:56 PM (xd0pN)

337 Forget it Ben. They're probably too young to remember Mustang Sally too.
Leofb

Posted by: teej at January 17, 2017 09:56 PM (gJ3Vg)

338 1998- Is that 17 years ago? Sounds more like 19...

-
Ace doesn't count those two years in Tijuana.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)

339 Re:Might be the only way to consider doing business in Connecticut, one of the worst business climates in the country.

That's my point. Its not really business if the state government has to give you $25 million. CT sucks; I once had a small business there before leaving for NH.

So yeah, I have no beef with their products, and their stores have really cool design effects. I love the mini-aquariums in some of them. I just hate the equivocation about so-called business practices that are nothing more than sanctioned theft from the taxpayers.

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 17, 2017 09:59 PM (8H4Pg)

340 Just tweeted Dom Tullipso. He's pretty funny. Doing a riff on Peyton Manning now.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 17, 2017 10:00 PM (Ve2ZO)

341 @ 333- I realize Glenn Beck has gone off the rails now. That's why I have not listened to him in over a year. When he is on here local, I listen instead to Chris Salcedo on another station in Dallas (WBAP). Only others I listen to are Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2017 10:02 PM (zLDYs)

342 The full list of Obama's pardons/reductions today. 209 and more than hundred were lifers.
He sure does love him some drug dealers
https://t.co/7pwq3suQzn
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 09:49 PM (SEXy3)

When you lose the Presidency, a lot of "connections" go away. Maybe he needed some replacements.
Posted by: Splunge

But still no Hilary?

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2017 12:33 AM (Y2CYo)

343 A few years later and Newsweek was sold for $1 while Drudge is still growing.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 18, 2017 12:55 AM (j1Wvr)

344 Geez, its been 20 years...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY--TA

Posted by: somejoe at January 18, 2017 06:11 AM (Fv5N5)

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