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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
Good morning Morons, it's Saturday. What do you have planned? Some NFL football? NCAAA college hoops? Dusting for your better half or pretending that you are the laundry fairy. Your secret here is safe, sort of, for a small minimal price.
Anyway here are a few topics that didn't their fair due on the AoSHQ this past week. As always, enjoy the open thread.
- A Hillary Clinton defense could be used. Couldn't it?
- These cops won't charge anyone with stupidity or false reports. The Weird News Dump Department shakes its collective heads at LEOs at times. Granted they have a tough job. But, a little creative thinking, putting themselves in the other guys shoes would go along way to them being supported more than they are. Now, where does one go to get off this soap box.
- Locking one self's into prison without a judicial warrant. Not the brightest bulb.
- Why do Canadians say, 'Eh'?
- Canadian cop in big trouble, eh.
- Tactical squad you need .22 LR, 20 & 12 gauge shotguns.
- Going to be a vandal? Get rid of the G_D damn man bun pussy
- The mask is off on introverts.
- Here, hold my beer!!! Can't wait until he reproduces, can you?
- If she had used spinach she would have had more credibility.
- Why mess with Dope when you can mess with donuts? A future career for one Chris Christie?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:03 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:03 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:04 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: FNG at January 14, 2017 08:05 AM (TQk9R)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2017 08:06 AM (qKHgx)
That is when we can discuss the Impeachment Bill the Left will be bringing to the House Floor? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:08 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: FNG at January 14, 2017 08:08 AM (TQk9R)
Paint a bathroom closet.
Possibly attend gun show, weather permitting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 08:10 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:11 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 08:11 AM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at January 14, 2017 08:12 AM (bc2Lc)
Speaking of Legal Insurrection, they have some great video of Rick Santelli calling out Andrea Mitchell. You may say "Fish in a barrel", but its still fun to see:
http://tinyurl.com/gvzezzk
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 08:13 AM (X4ZNp)
3 The DNC is still trying to lay off the Democrat disaster on Comey. They still refuse to recognize that their Party and Scankles had dug themselves into a hole since Obama was elected.
http://fxn.ws/2jGVXa3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 14, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
There is some cognitive dissonance going on here. If Obama was really their Reagan, as they believe, then they should have had their Bush-Dukakis smack down at the end for his handpicked successor. Reagan literally could have pointed to a ham sandwich and said "This sandwich is a fine sandwich, and of all the current candidates, will best carry on my legacy of limited government."
The sandwich would have won 40 states- including California.
There is a difference between real, feel it in your bones popularity and polls. Reagan made people change how they thought of themselves and their country in a good way- and never took credit for it himself. "You did this" he said in speech after speech. He believed in the fundamental decency of the American people.
Obama is continuously telling people who they are and what they feel, but it is always in a cajoling way. "This is not who we are." "This group of people feels this." Anything good was quickly co opted as one of his shining achievements, with no pointing out the brave men and women who might have done the heavy lifting. Not that there was that much to brag about.
He is a failure as a leader and an inspiration. Real leaders inspire people to feel something positive in themselves. Obama's only claim to fame here is that if you voted for him, you did not feel racist. Belief in a negative is not enough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 08:14 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:14 AM (yx0Ld)
Was not getting texts all day yesterday, snake in the fucking grass brother may have fire-sale'd the house out from under me
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:15 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:15 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 08:15 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:15 AM (vyqqu)
What's up?
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2017 08:17 AM (Zs4uk)
Bad ice this morning and number 4 son is on the roads with bald tires, no sleep and a pretty wicked hangover.
Apple - tree - and all that.
For heaven's sake, keep out of his way - stay off the sidewalks.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2017 08:18 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: 6 days 3 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 14, 2017 08:18 AM (nIGPZ)
Illegitimate Saturday Morning Weird News Dump, then.
Posted by: Rep. John Lewis - D [demagogue] at January 14, 2017 08:19 AM (ahBhH)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:20 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: The Hot Gates at January 14, 2017 08:22 AM (k3uSs)
Make sausage, potatoes, onions and sauerkraut in the crockpot. Already cooking. Go for a walk, clean the kitchen, and clean out the fridge, attend church in the late afternoon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2017 08:23 AM (tOcW/)
"...which led fellow resident [redacted] to wonder, "What motivates someone to do that, I have no idea." She was referring to the vandalism, not [vandal]'s hair style.."
(my second try on this- it error ed out on me the first time)
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 14, 2017 08:25 AM (prEBe)
Replacing a $500 glass cook top that the Mrs broke. A pot fell out of a cabinet and cracked it.
For that much they should be made out of gorilla glass and have a 24" LCD display built in.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:25 AM (BO/km)
It would be pretty hard for him to sell the house unless he had full ownership prior to your dad's death.
Even with a crystal clear, undisputed will, it would take about 6 months to get free title to something in an estate.
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2017 08:25 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2017 08:25 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: The Hot Gates at January 14, 2017 08:22 AM (k3uSs)
Were the sheep wearing "man buns"?...If so, understandable.
Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2017 08:25 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Millions love him.
Millions hate him.
Many people are.....meh.
YOU MAKE THE CALL!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2017 08:27 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:28 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2017 08:28 AM (tOcW/)
Could you send that recipe to petmorons at gmail
Sounds awesome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 08:28 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Is it fulfilling or just filling?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2017 08:25 AM (S6Pax)
Depends on the take
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 08:28 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at January 14, 2017 08:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2017 08:29 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 08:29 AM (EZebt)
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I'm planning on not slipping on snow/ice as I did last weekend. Of course, I didn't plan on doing it last weekend either, so...
Ow.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 14, 2017 08:29 AM (prEBe)
Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2017 08:30 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:30 AM (IDPbH)
Yes I don't see how a sale could happen that fast. Hang in their Brother Cavil. The horde wishes you strength.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:30 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 08:34 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM
(/tuJf)
That's Schoooomer, to you, Bud.
Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2017 08:34 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM (BO/km)
Nothing like the wisdom of tooth jokes in the early morning!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 08:34 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM (BO/km)
The veneer of civility is slipping. That was a biting comment....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2017 08:35 AM (/iazh)
Ah dentist jokes. Next moron to make one gets crowned.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM (BO/km)
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Brace yerself.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 14, 2017 08:35 AM (prEBe)
I still want a divorce.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:36 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:32 AM (BO/km)
Someone implants an idea and it takes off.
Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2017 08:36 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2017 08:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:37 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:37 AM (IDPbH)
It is hard to root out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 08:38 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 14, 2017 08:38 AM (CNHr1)
Take the right tooth out
You put the left tooth in
And you shake them all about
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:38 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: 6 days 3 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 14, 2017 08:38 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 08:39 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2017 08:36 AM (8ikIW)
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Thank you kindly
I've lurked for years. But with the EnTrumpening, I decided to pop in and say hi.
Hi!
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 14, 2017 08:40 AM (prEBe)
Posted by: Kentucky kid at January 14, 2017 08:40 AM (OXwWO)
Posted by: 6 days 3 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 14, 2017 08:38 AM (nIGPZ)
Molar labe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 08:40 AM (92kX2)
Southern Morons , please advise.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:40 AM (FeQVL)
The bad news is when they finally figure out the twist, they will become The Walking Dead.
But the first part is going to last a while so enjoy!!!
Posted by: Mega at January 14, 2017 08:41 AM (XCez6)
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Yes, but I also believe there are those who love Obama that are just plain textbook case ignorant. There are some dumb, dumb people out there who understand nothing, yet still love their country. They just have no clue as to what people like today's leftists want to do to it. In any case, this long goodbye adoration and crying displays are just absolutely creepy. Embarrassing nitwits (but enough about the MFM).
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 08:42 AM (+FSld)
She may not be able to play on a national stage.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 08:42 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:43 AM (yx0Ld)
Yeah, mostly.....like the difference between "youse" and "youse guys".
Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2017 08:43 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:43 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:44 AM (vyqqu)
That's all yall.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:44 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2017 08:44 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Mega at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (XCez6)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (+FSld)
I've always used it as a separate category I call a double plural. When addressing a group of people to determine future grouping.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:46 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 08:45 AM (vyqqu)
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Since it was willed to you, doubt he can legally sell it without your consent.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 14, 2017 08:46 AM (qXaHV)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 14, 2017 08:47 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017 08:48 AM (BO/km)
"Sackcloth and ashes, gitcher sackcloth and ashes here!"
Offer a 50% discount for each pint of lefty tears.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:48 AM (FeQVL)
She may not be able to play on a national stage.
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Don't forget that Bambi did nothing for two years and voted present most of the time. The populace never even saw him in the Senate.
All they need is someone who can get loud, rile the underclasses and appeal to a ton of women.
She's obviously had the same speechifying coaches as the Half White Shitstain and Hillary. Not impressed but very worried. I think it would have worked better had The Hag been in until 2024 as planned.
The demodummies, because they copy everything, are going to probably need an "outsider".
Posted by: Mega at January 14, 2017 08:50 AM (XCez6)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:50 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:40 AM (FeQVL)
My Pennsylvania relatives use a contraction of 'you ones': 'yins' or sometimes just 'yiz'. I think it's an Appalachian thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2017 08:51 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:51 AM (R7cwD)
Offer a 50% discount for each pint of lefty tears.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:48 AM (FeQVL)
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You'd have to say you sourced the sackcloth from real sacks donated from former leftist males, and ashes of burnt bras. They'd sell like hot tofu cakes.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 14, 2017 08:52 AM (prEBe)
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Executors pull this nonsense all the time. A bank officer literally grabbed the keys out of my elderly cousin's hand two days after her mother died. We ended up hiring a criminal lawyer, which intimidated the bank enough to stop their own intimidation. Relatively inexpensive, and kept things civil so that she could move (which she wanted to do in the first place) and remake her life. My recommendation of the criminal lawyer was to get someone from outside the clubby little estate/banking game.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2017 08:52 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 08:52 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 08:53 AM (Sfs6o)
All they need is someone who can get loud, rile the underclasses and appeal to a ton of women.
She's obviously had the same speechifying coaches as the Half White Shitstain and Hillary. Not impressed but very worried. I think it would have worked better had The Hag been in until 2024 as planned.
The demodummies, because they copy everything, are going to probably need an "outsider".
Posted by: Mega at January 14, 2017 08:50 AM (XCez6)
I still wonder what happens if they try to run Cory Booker and Kamala Harris at the same time. Who do people gravitate towards?
It is still early days yet, and I think that we are perhaps a bit premature in who the dem nominee will be. Who saw Trump in 2012 amidst the ashes of the Romney loss? Many would have said, and did say Cruz, Rubio, Jeb, or Walker. Circumstances make fools of us all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 08:54 AM (92kX2)
So Sad - a limerick
A dentist who lived in the south
In the winter began to have doubts
If you haven't guessed
why he felt so depressed
He always was down in the mouth
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 08:54 AM (wPiJc)
I really don't get it. it's the worst time to have family break ups.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:54 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:55 AM (R7cwD)
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Don't forget the melanin. This election showed that vag alone was not enough.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:56 AM (FeQVL)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at January 14, 2017 08:56 AM (CNHr1)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:56 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:56 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2017 08:57 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 08:57 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 08:57 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:54 AM (R7cwD)
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I guess I'm fortunate. Brother and Sisters split everything 4 ways, just as Mom intended. No hassles.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 14, 2017 08:57 AM (qXaHV)
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I think they're gonna be leary of a woman for a long while. As always, the question with the Demodummies is not who the people want, but who the Super Delegates are ordered to vote for. In all the election year hubbub, there has been no revision of that system.
Posted by: Mega at January 14, 2017 08:58 AM (XCez6)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 08:58 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:58 AM (FeQVL)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 08:56 AM (FeQVL)
One thing about Hillary! is that it raised the question in my mind whether the gender grouping is a powerful enough force to get people motivated. Did Hillary really pull an outsized portion of the female vote, or did she just get the standard dem voting bloc?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 08:59 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: WisRich at January 14, 2017 09:00 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:00 AM (R7cwD)
Old and Busted: How dare Trump question the legitimate outcome of the election!
New Hotness: The outcome of the election is not legitimate!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 09:00 AM (EZebt)
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Same here. Mr. Black's mom passed away 2 months ago. She had a large estate, over $1mil. Mr. Black and his sister are very close and have split everything with no issues. His sis was even left mom's brand new car, but he didn't care to even get "his half" of that. It's all been very smooth.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:01 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:01 AM (bpfzP)
Old and Busted: How dare Trump question the legitimate outcome of the election!
New Hotness: The outcome of the election is not legitimate!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 09:00 AM (EZebt)
We all know that was a load of horse crap that was only meant for the dems.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (voOPb)
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Saw that, too. He hit Lewis where it really counts..by highlighting the terrible conditions Lewis and his party have left his constituents. Hit them right between the eyes with the actual reality of what they've done.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (+FSld)
Brother's wife's family is going through the same sort of crap. The executor is playing fast and loose with the aunt's property because the will was poorly written and the executor, not a family member, is not living up to his fiduciary responsibilities. The heirs have been told it is very difficult to break a "valid" will in Virgina, but they have decided to legally pursue the executor for malfeasance even if they lose money in the legal fees required to do so.
IANAL, but it behooves members of the Horde to think about the succession of their property and tangible goods and get it written down.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:03 AM (R7cwD)
New Hotness: The outcome of the election is not legitimate!
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Right. Watch what the Democrats DO and what they don't let you even SAY. Remarkable.
Posted by: Mega at January 14, 2017 09:03 AM (XCez6)
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2017 09:04 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 08:29 AM (EZebt)
That's a nope.
Y'all is simply an inclusive pronoun involving everyone in the room or under discussion.
"All y'all" emphasizes that point as in "Fuck all y'all."
The Canadian "Eh" is more or less exactly like the Japanese "ne",
which is more or less asking for agreement on a point.
"Deep snow today, eh?"
"Green Bay sucks donkey dicks, ne?"
See?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2017 09:04 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (sBOL1)
Why did you get them, then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:04 AM (92kX2)
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This should be set to music. Tchaikovsky, maybe.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:04 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:03 AM (R7cwD)
Been there, done that similarly with my brother. We really don't talk anymore 12+ years
The love of money is the root of all evil
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 09:04 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:01 AM (+FSld)
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My sister was Executor. I was supposed to be as the oldest, but I lived out of town. She took a 2% fee of about 20K for all the work, no problem here. Rest was evenly divided.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 14, 2017 09:05 AM (qXaHV)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:05 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 09:06 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2017 09:04 AM (sBOL1)
How many implants are there these days?
I have heard of:
Dental
Breast (of course)
Butt (for the Kardassian look)
Lips
Any others?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:06 AM (92kX2)
which is more or less asking for agreement on a point.
"Deep snow today, eh?"
"Green Bay sucks donkey dicks, ne?"
See?
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Hoom.
/Treebeard
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:06 AM (U0lQa)
Ehs get thrown around all over the place, not just at the end of a sentence. Honestly, it's second nature to say it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:07 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:08 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:08 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (QjZlN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:06 AM (92kX2)
Is this the family rated thread?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (wCEn4)
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You're Bionic! So cool!
We can rebuild her.
We can make her better than she was
Better. Faster. Stronger.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:08 AM (R7cwD)
Also neuticles for dogs.
"Chips"?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (wCEn4)
Corky The Protester
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2017 09:10 AM (FPudL)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (wCEn4)
Depends on the family.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:10 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:10 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2017 09:10 AM (sBOL1)
Dental
Breast (of course)
Butt (for the Kardassian look)
Lips
Any others?
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Male pectoral.
They are still researching an intelligence&human decency implant for Democrats but it keeps getting rejected by the host. I suppose it's like trying to make an atom out of protons and anti-protons.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:10 AM (FeQVL)
We can make her better than she was
Better. Faster. Stronger.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (zu88C)
We have the technology.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2017 09:11 AM (QjZlN)
I hope everyone gets to a place of health /peace .
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:11 AM (R7cwD)
Why is it that on a weekday I want to keep sleeping but on a weekend I'm wide awake?
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:12 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2017 09:12 AM (NOIQH)
"Chips"?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:09 AM (92kX2)
in case they find themselves in the lost and found bin.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:12 AM (R7cwD)
There's a West Coast 'ette who lives within driving distance of Vandenberg, but I don't remember who she is. I hope she knows about it.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:12 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:10 AM (U0lQa)
Ah, ok. It is early. People chip their kids? Seems Orwellian. I can understand the impulse, but.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:12 AM (92kX2)
Sounds like he was long in the tooth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 09:02 AM (voOPb)
******
An old dental expert named Booth
Regretted the loss of his youth
He shed many tears
'Cause he'd practiced for years
At the end he was long in the tooth
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (wPiJc)
We can rebuild her.
We can make her better than she was
Better. Faster. Stronger.
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Bigger
Sleeker
Slinkier
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BRB
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (FeQVL)
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:12 AM (exyD+)
Same reason when you do not have an alarm set, you wake up 5 mins before it would have gone off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (92kX2)
Dog shows in Corpus Christi. 3 hour drive each way. But we can stop at Prasek's Smokehouse on the way back. Woot!
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 14, 2017 09:14 AM (J8/9G)
Same thing happened to an acquaintance of mine. Put his life on hold and retired early to care for an Alzheimer's dad, lost his girlfriend because she couldn't take the stress. When the dad passed, long invisible relatives came out of the woodwork to demand their "share" of the dad's house!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:14 AM (wCEn4)
id never get one I think if I go missingit would be on purpose. lol
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:14 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:13 AM (+FSld)
So wait, are the implants for pecs and calves collagen, so they get absorbed into the body?
Seems easier to hit the weights and rowing machine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:14 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:15 AM (exyD+)
Hey there young lady!!
To possibly answer your question.
Weekday= not fun
Weekend = fun
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:15 AM (J+eG2)
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Some people, especially women, have unshapely calves no matter how much they muscle up. I think they're actual implants, not collagen.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:16 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (Sfs6o)
Fun! Yes!
To the cleaning supplies!
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (exyD+)
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I have great calves. The rest of me looks like the devil, but I've got nice legs.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (IDPbH)
What about those metal (?) balls and such that people w/a lot of tattoos sometimes have inserted under their skin? No idea what that's called...
Do hair plugs count?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2017 09:17 AM (NOIQH)
https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2017/01/spacex-return-to-flight-iridium-next-launch/
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:18 AM (sdi6R)
bah one would have to work for that.
anyway I can't really say much , I would do bolt ons if my spouse wouldn't mind. but he does so I will walk around the rest of my time on earth sadly lacking.
patriarchal something or other man!
I tell myself that when I'm cremated at least those sifting through my ashes won't say ,'well theres part of a femure, put what the hell is this?'
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:18 AM (R7cwD)
anyway I can't really say much , I would do bolt ons if my spouse wouldn't mind. but he does so I will walk around the rest of my time on earth sadly lacking.
patriarchal something or other man!
I tell myself that when I'm cremated at least those sifting through my ashes won't say ,'well theres part of a femure, put what the hell is this?'
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:18 AM (R7cwD)
He likes you the way you are. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:20 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You're from Maine?
The "but" ending of your sentence is why I ask...
Posted by: 6 days 3 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 14, 2017 09:20 AM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:21 AM (+FSld)
Chick Fil A is in talks to open a store in Greece NY, which first is odd because North and we've never had that chain anywhere near here, but second Greece is where that USSC decision about prayers before town meetings happened so I'm wondering if its all on purpose because of that now.
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:21 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 08:42 AM (EZebt)
90% of Hollywood stars are imbeciles who couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel, yet they can be trained to act.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2017 09:21 AM (qKHgx)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM (Om16U)
Cheers!
Posted by: April at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM (e8PP1)
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This too is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM (zu88C)
We have tropical fish with a higher potential for learning than most of the current hollywood movers and shakers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM (J+eG2)
So today he's marching through campus with the campus republicans in protest.
Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM (cAnNx)
sifting through my ashes won't say ,'well theres part of a femure, put
what the hell is this?'
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:18 AM (R7cwD)
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Rev gets called on at times by the local funeral home to do funerals for people who have no pastor of their own. Anyway, the funeral director and Rev were talking this week. Apparently the guy has just bought a crematory as well. A lot of people are choosing cremation over burial. So Rev was telling me all about the crematory this morning. It made for interesting breakfast conversation.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM (bpfzP)
The "but" ending of your sentence is why I ask...
Posted by: 6 days 3 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 14, 2017 09:20 AM (3hIZX)
No, from Indiana. I was going to put ",but..." as though trailing off. However, I try to not overuse the ellipsis. As with saying the same word over and over again (like 'like'), it speaks to getting into rutts in your thinking. I once got into a rutt of saying 'basically' all the time until friends pointed it out.
People in Maine end sentences with 'but' a lot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:24 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: bessie the cow at January 14, 2017 09:25 AM (6FqZa)
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Hrothgar is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
And VIA got the Admiral he needed.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:25 AM (exyD+)
Was there a will? In that case, it makes no difference what your brother did.
If there's no will, then it's lawyer time and both lawyers and the state will gobble up a big share.
Perhaps that can be used as a lever. Give your brother a choice to fight in court and lose what was paid or give you say 70% since you were there taking care of your father and he can walk away with a clear 30%.
If you don't want to fight...then don't.
Though my folks left a will, there was still plenty to fight over.
The lovely and intelligent Mrs naturalfake suggested we simply not engage in that nonsense to keep good relationships with my sibs.
And, of course, she was right.
It's a different matter if you need the money however.
If so, have a lawyer draw up a letter to your brother outlining your demands and stopping the sale.
Then it will simply depend on how long the nonsense goes on as to whether you both get some significant money or give it all to the lawyers and the state.
Sorry, you have to go through this.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2017 09:25 AM (9q7Dl)
Milo just needs to stop inciting these otherwise tolerant and peaceful individuals into becoming violent.
>> Sarc Tag Goes Here<<
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:26 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:26 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:25 AM (exyD+)
Anyone else read that dirty?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:26 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 14, 2017 09:26 AM (xInes)
May The Floss Be With You - a limerick
A charming young woman named Beth
Had horrible terrible breath
Her teeth all fell out
Now she's angry, no doubt
Tick her off and she'll gum you to death!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (wPiJc)
one day I will ask the kids if they would want our ashes I guess,
although I really can't finda way to put that conversation together .
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (HiDrR)
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I can tell from just the way he posts. It would be a pleasure to meet him one day in person.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (bpfzP)
Mrs. VIA is a wonderful lady. I've met both of them.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:28 AM (R7cwD)
I get the semantic meanings are different, but I think they are similar in terms of each being a cultural signifier.
Having spent appreciable time in both Canada and the south, it is remarkable how their use is both ubiquitous and contagious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 09:28 AM (EZebt)
Cool! I recall that the Iridium satellites were the first ones made on an assembly line. Knew a guy at Raytheon who was part of the project.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2017 09:28 AM (NOIQH)
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Guy awhile back in the paper who was the caretaker for the cemetery during an interviewe talked about the crematory in gory detai. Lots of complaints on that one.
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:28 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:25 AM (exyD+)
Anyone else read that dirty?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:26 AM (92kX2)
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This is the Horde, do you have to ask?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:29 AM (FeQVL)
Cats will always puke on the rug, despite 80% of the house being hardwood floors.
(Yes, personal experience.)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:29 AM (+FSld)
There has been, as far as I know anyhow, zero mention of any encryption on these emails. Surely The Secretary Of State of The United States wouldn't be sending official business emails without encryption - right? Only a moron would do that.
A well-encrypted email would require a real professional, say government funded?, hacker to de-encrypt them.
But why doesn't anyone say that?
Posted by: Spot at January 14, 2017 09:29 AM (uk240)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Old-timers would, occasionally. They'd be the same ones that would say "yuh-ayuh!" in agreement, too.
Posted by: 6 days 3 hrs to noon Jan 20th! at January 14, 2017 09:30 AM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:30 AM (yx0Ld)
Sigh.
I was referring to Mrs. VIA.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:30 AM (exyD+)
although I really can't finda way to put that conversation together .
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (R7cwD)
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Oh heck - I've put everything I want for my funeral and afterwards down in writing. Down to the hymns, the Scriptures, the theme - everything. Across the top I have in big red letters - DON'T BURY ME LUTHERAN!
I've given copies to my kids so they know what to do. I told Rev I didn't trust him not to do the robe and liturgy thing, so the kids are in charge.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:30 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:31 AM (+FSld)
Cats will always puke on the rug, despite 80% of the house being hardwood floors.
(Yes, personal experience.)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:29 AM (+FSld)
Same thing with my dog. Try to get him outside when it looks like he is going through the motions and he pukes on a rug instead of the concrete.
Instinct?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:31 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:31 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:29 AM (+FSld)
mine seems to like the fluffiness of my bed.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:32 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:32 AM (IDPbH)
Jello salads? There must be jello salads!
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:32 AM (exyD+)
I see I've managed to keep you fooled far longer than I thought possible. I hope all is well with you and yours!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:32 AM (wCEn4)
(Yes, personal experience.)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:29 AM (+FSld)
Well yes, unless they can find the quilt on the bed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (sRFAL)
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-women-idUSKBN14Y0FB
"I am a nuanced and independent person whose value cannot be reduced to simply her genitals. Also, I am knitting tons of misshapen p*ssy hats, and we're all going to wear them because we don't like Loud Orange Man."
Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (8nWyX)
lol, perhaps that's what we should do so they have one less thing to argue or stress over.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:32 AM (IDPbH
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Simce when have they ever waited for an excuse?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (FeQVL)
I've always been able to tell the future using asparagus --
"Eat this and your pee is going to smell strange in about four hours."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 14, 2017 09:31 AM (+FSld)
*turns the 'rons* Guys hide those Fappening posts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (92kX2)
Yes, God was very kind to me.
And speaking of the Admiral...
Yesterday, out of the blue, she received a phone call saying that after 18 years, Kamiyah Mobley had been found.
For reasons not discussed here, the kidnapping had struck Mrs VIA very hard, and she has prayed for her discovery almost daily for each of these 18 years.
And the tears of joy and happiness flowed immediately upon receiving news of her recovery.
Yeh, I have a keeper.
Don't know why she puts up with my curmudgeonly ass though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (J+eG2)
They can't fight us; who do they think buys all their phones and plastic shit? Wow, I better get another cup of coffee.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:33 AM (sRFAL)
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Oriental (not Asian!) carpet fringe. WeaselCat v2 always finds the oriental carpet fringe.
Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (Sfs6o)
Yeah like I'd pay even a penny to read their shit. I'll just read someone else's summaries. They can't die fast enough for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (joFoi)
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Freikorps? Like with homemade tanks with totenkopf emblems?
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (xInes)
Yeah like I'd pay even a penny to read their shit. I'll just read someone else's summaries. They can't die fast enough for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (sRFAL)
It's not new. WSJ has been doing a pay wall for 6+ years.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (QjZlN)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (Om16U)
She's used to it now.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:30 AM (yx0Ld)
It's 9:54 on the West Coast and 17:54 UTC, which I believe is the same as Zulu time. I extrapolated 12:54 EST from that. I know that EST is 5 hours ahead of UTC, and PST is 3 hours ahead of EST.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (sdi6R)
Don't know why she puts up with my curmudgeonly ass though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (J+eG2)
Congratulations man. That you can realize it is also a blessing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (QjZlN)
yes I know...and I will not pay them either.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (sRFAL)
How are we going to get to a Blade Runner world without a conflict with China? Hollywood scripts never lie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (IDPbH)
******
It's a Southern Canadian Thang - a limerick
To say "y'all" and "eh" is courageous
But both at once? That's just outrageous
In south Canada they say
"Y'all are something, eh?"
Those words are ubiquitous and contagious
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:23 AM
Question for all - when late wife's ashes were returned, they filled the container PRECISELY.
Now, was her body exactly the right size to be reduced to that amount of ash, or, not quite enough and had to 'borrow' a bit from someone else, or, just a little too much and some had to be taken out of the box to level it out?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:38 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (J+eG2)
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Maybe it's your hands. Do you have very large, luxurious hands?
Posted by: Donaldo at January 14, 2017 09:38 AM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:27 AM (bpfzP)
Thanks, the feeling is mutual. There are so many good people that post here and you just know that you would like them if you had the chance to meet them in the real world.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:38 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:32 AM (exyD+)
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I can probably tell you with 89% accuracy what there will be. Some kind of chicken and noodle or rice casserole glop, green beans from a can, meatballs, green fruity marshmallow jello, dinner rolls and carrot sticks. Brownies for dessert with coffee.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:38 AM (bpfzP)
They can't fight us; who do they think buys all their phones and plastic shit? Wow, I better get another cup of coffee.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (X4ZNp)
They want to keep the status quo going where we buy their crap, they buy our debt and let them do whatever the hell they want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 09:38 AM (92kX2)
The other corollary is that in a room full of people, the puke will be discovered by the person in bare feet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 09:38 AM (J+eG2)
******
It's a Southern Canadian Thang - a limerick
To say "y'all" and "eh" is courageous
But both at once? That's just outrageous
In south Canada they say
"Y'all are something, eh?"
Those words are ubiquitous and contagious
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (wPiJc)
I really hope someone is collecting all these limericks, Muldoon. You have quite a talent for them.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2017 09:39 AM (QjZlN)
Our uniform would be aos t-shirts. Just the guys though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 09:40 AM (IDPbH)
Today is set aside for me to replace the halogen light strips under our kitchen cabinets with newer LED versions. It looks easy enough, but it's the location that'll make problems getting them installed neatly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 14, 2017 09:40 AM (BK3ZS)
There are two offers on the table for a third of the appraised value. The house needs some work, granted, and the investors want a profit, granted, but it sounds like I'm not even getting all of that offer after all is said and done and the amount wouldn't even keep me in an apartment by itself for a year.
There's a bunch of assumptions in play here, including the assumption I'm even going to agree to this. I'm conflicted on that for practical reasons.
Also, fuck Sprint.
Panicking less, but still need an exit strategy, which has refused to come together for #twoweeks and sure as hell ain't any better now.
Still fucking think I deserve better, but as we know, deserve's got nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 09:40 AM (vyqqu)
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Freikorps? Like with homemade tanks with totenkopf emblems?
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (U0lQa)
1, 2, 3, 4!
We want a Freikorps!
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 09:40 AM (7qAYi)
But both at once? That's just outrageous
In south Canada they say
"Y'all are something, eh?"
Those words are ubiquitous and contagious
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (wPiJc)
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Anyone notice that pilots all have southern accents? Time in the regular army will do it as well -- my cousins raised in the north all of a sudden developed southern speech. Funny as all get out.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:41 AM (FeQVL)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 14, 2017 09:41 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2017 09:37 AM (tr2D7)
The engineer side of me wants to believe that they have a way to manipulate the volume of the urn to "nail it".
So let's go with that and not think about the slightly creepy alternatives.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2017 09:41 AM (QjZlN)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 14, 2017 09:41 AM (d3wbb)
Yeah like I'd pay even a penny to read their shit. I'll just read someone else's summaries. They can't die fast enough for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:35 AM (sRFAL)
Because so many people are lining up to read it for free now they'll be willing to pay for it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:41 AM (auHtY)
TUCKER CARLSON: EASILY DEFEATS MEGYN KELLY IN RATINGS, BEATS BOTH CNN AND MSNBC IN VIEWERS COMBINED
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 09:42 AM (y3aQB)
Yep. If mine starts retching in the kitchen, which has a linoleum floor, she immediately makes a beeline for the dining room or living room, which have shag carpet.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (FeQVL)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (xInes)
In the ER he met Doctor Muldoon
You're fine, he said
Get out of this bed
And read the Gainzzz thread
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 09:44 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 14, 2017 09:44 AM (xInes)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:44 AM (R7cwD)
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What?? That can't be right. I don't see how an executor could get away with selling the house for a third of its value. Your dad's been gone - what? - three weeks? Why the rush to sell so low?
A death in the family a couple of years ago resulted in having to sell the house. The house appraised at $150,000. It sold after a few months at $157,000. We still had people bitching and moaning that they were "cheated out of their inheritance! The sale price was too low!"
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:45 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:45 AM (89T5c)
Some nice faces above and in shape bods between too.
Should I mention how noisy some of em can get when they're putting everything they have into a stroke or leave that part alone?
It's not the ONT after all.
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2017 09:45 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:45 AM (sRFAL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2017 09:44 AM (EZebt)
264 With a shovel.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 14, 2017 09:44 AM (xInes)
265 by noon.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:44 AM (R7cwD)
No, it was Prof Plum in the conservatory with the pipe wrench. Are we playing the same game?
Posted by: CLUE at January 14, 2017 09:46 AM (92kX2)
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Windsor is just across the bridge from a socialist paradise, while Key West has 90 miles fishing before hitting theirs. "Havana Red Wings" works for me though.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 09:46 AM (X4ZNp)
UC Davis Interim Chancellor Ralph J. Hexter, who had staunchly defended allowing the event, said he was "deeply disappointed" by the protests and cancellation.
"Our community is founded on principles of respect for all views, even those that we personally find repellent," Hexter said after the cancellation.
Bullshit. You have respect for nothing. Your principals are the indoctrination of the youth to by your Red Guard in the left's cultural revolution. The hissy fit the SJWs threw is exactly what twats like Ralph Hexter want because they've been training them to do just that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:46 AM (auHtY)
Let me guess a Lutheran luncheon after a funeral
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 09:46 AM (voOPb)
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It was speculated that pilots all wanted to emulate Chuck Yaeger, who had the most righteous of the Right Stuff.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:46 AM (FeQVL)
Sounds like one third of the appraised value is way low, if you had a competent appraiser. Can you look at comparables in the local real estate market?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 09:47 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 14, 2017 09:43 AM (J8/9G)
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Oh, those are good. SIL likes them too. Maybe I'll add it to my funeral list.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:47 AM (bpfzP)
A sad fymynyst named Deb
With her roomie and best friend Bev
Knitted some hats
From their vag, 'magine that!
"Psst, that's not wool, it's cobwebs."
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)
Central would be Sierra
Mountain is Uniform
West coast would be in Victor
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 09:47 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 09:46 AM (voOPb)
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Well, Rev has severe instructions not to bury me Lutheran, but I bet church funeral luncheons are pretty standard across the board. I think the menu is in 2 Corinthians.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:49 AM (bpfzP)
Bring it on left wing bitches. The Bikers are NOT PC. Should be fun
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:49 AM (sRFAL)
It was explained to me that a "Simple" cremation is done with several animals, and the ashes are comingled and partitioned out to the pets' owners. A "Private" cremation involves just one particular pet. Obviously, a "Private" cremation is more expensive.
The room always gets a little dusty when I receive an order for those tags.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:50 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 09:50 AM (R7cwD)
So we'll probably be packing up more of our stuff and working around the house (we're putting it up for sale hopefully in the next month or so)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (BXC+l)
Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart, Trump tweeted.
GOOD! Fight Back!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (sRFAL)
I am NOT happy, but I'm also stuck.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (vyqqu)
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Freikorps? Like with homemade tanks with totenkopf emblems?
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:36 AM (U0lQa)
If the Jerries ever bring back the Freikorps, I can see Merkel getting the Rosa Luxemburg treatment
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Donaldo at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (X4ZNp)
I bet church funeral luncheons are pretty standard across the board.
Disciples of Christ. This is the standard carry-in menu. I think you need some ethnic Catholic church to get out of this groove.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 14, 2017 09:52 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 09:52 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Yes, I got the memo. That's why I didn't use d*ck.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 14, 2017 09:52 AM (Dhht7)
And all your money, won't another minute buy
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 09:52 AM (y3aQB)
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That's ridiculous. It sounds to me like the executor wants to be done and out, and to heck with anybody else.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:52 AM (bpfzP)
In the ER he met Doctor Muldoon
You're fine, he said
Get out of this bed
And read the Gainzzz thread you buffoon
no need to thank me
Posted by: friendly scansion repair service at January 14, 2017 09:53 AM (FeQVL)
Bring it on left wing bitches. The Bikers are NOT PC. Should be fun
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:49 AM (sRFAL)
Throw in the Rolling Stones and gimme gimme shelter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2017 09:53 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 09:52 AM (vyqqu)
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You have my prayers, Brother Cavil. I wish there was something I could do beyond that.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 09:53 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:54 AM (exyD+)
I can't seem to find it, but there is a vid of Anna Kournakova at a charity match. She had this "dress" painted on and hemline was hiked up half way up her beautiful ass. Best set of legs on the planet.
* looks at bunk *
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2017 09:55 AM (89T5c)
"Our community is founded on principles of respect for all views, even those that we personally find repellent," Hexter said after the cancellation.
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Yeah, right. What are you going to do about it you lying asswipe?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 09:56 AM (FeQVL)
GOOD! Fight Back!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (sRFAL)
Yup.......President Trump nailed it. Instead of chasing State Trooper ghosts from 1965 John Lewis should be working on helping his district get back to work.
But that would entail hard work, intelligence and accountability, all of which John lacks.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 14, 2017 09:57 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 09:58 AM (X4ZNp)
BRB. Buying moar popcorn.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:59 AM (sdi6R)
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ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 14, 2017 09:59 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2017 09:58 AM (X4ZNp)
People by and large do not change. We might look at her and wonder why people like her when she is smug, superior, and condescending. They like her because of those things, not in spite of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:00 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 09:54 AM (exyD
Do you memorize hashes? Impressive.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 10:00 AM (FeQVL)
They're from the town I did most of my growing up in.
My older sis went to high school with the three founding members and those three came to my high school and did an hour or so long show.
They did a video called Band of Miracles or something close. Really worth watching. They were amazed at the success that grew from their humble beginnings. And Phil Ehart came across as a really likable guy to me. Fellow drummer too, though I am NOT in his league.
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2017 10:01 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:01 AM (exyD+)
Please get a current appraisal by an estate appraiser, not a real estate brokerage appraiser, but I think they aren't exactly cheap. What you have is a very out of date value. The sister in law's aunt's executor tried to pull the same crap and sell the the aunt's property on the cheap to a friend of his without a current appraisal!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 10:02 AM (wCEn4)
BRB. Buying moar popcorn.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 09:59 AM (sdi6R)
Actually, if another platform wanted to challenge twitter, getting Trump to start using it would be a boon.
On the other hand, I am tired of ceding territory to the left. Time to start making them play defense in the cultural wars. We have seen how bad they are at it in the last few weeks. They have a glass jaw- once punched back, they have no idea how to react persuasively.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:02 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 10:02 AM (yx0Ld)
Nothing too good for his Trophy wife!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2017 10:03 AM (voOPb)
But that would entail hard work, intelligence and accountability, all of which John lacks.
Don't forget decency, honesty, and a regard for others.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 14, 2017 10:05 AM (FeQVL)
The benefits of drinking coffee?
SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE!
There. Better.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:06 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:08 AM (J+eG2)
Bigger point is not one of these comments were said in threatening way to kids, just stated as a matter of opinion. Not that this is a surprise but we have arrived at a point where it is dangerous for citizens to speak their opinion openly, even if just for enforcing the law. Meanwhile illegal aliens can run roughshod over the taxpayers and openly demand more benefits and school resources at our expense but they face no danger whatsoever of any sanction or deportation for their fraudulent acts. Living in the shadows? BS
This is how you got Trump and in my opinin no action he takes against illegals can be severe enough. Sick of this shit and just hope it is not too late.
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 10:08 AM (1BQGO)
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There was a restaurant in Buffalo used to advertise funeral breakfasts.
Also, Funeral Pie is a thing with Amish and Quaker people. Its a raisin pie, presumably because raisins store well and are always handy.
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 10:08 AM (U0lQa)
The benefits of drinking coffee?
SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE!
There. Better."
You do realize that I thought AtC posted this, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:09 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 10:10 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:02 AM (92kX2)
Some people not too long ago were talking about buying up dying print properties and going conservative.
As a business model, maybe that doesn't work, but frankly I think twitter is where you go when you have the attention span of a 4 year old.
Maybe it's time for journalism to be handed back to the adults. Leave the ADHD online playground crap to the children.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:11 AM (Pz4pT)
Cap locks are reserved for yelling at bander.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:11 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:11 AM (Pz4pT)
You fight the enemy where they live, not where you think they should live.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:09 AM (J+eG2)
I did not realize it, no, but maybe this is one of those "learn by osmosis" things.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (Pz4pT)
Good point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (J+eG2)
HEY!!!
Posted by: BEN R AND MUMR IN UNISON at January 14, 2017 10:13 AM (92kX2)
Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:13 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:11 AM (Pz4pT)
You fight the enemy where they live, not where you think they should live.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (92kX2)
Sounds more like an excuse to play in the playground to me.
I don't care. I have 0 interest in the twitter playground. Anyone else who wants to play there doesn't have to answer to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:13 AM (Pz4pT)
in wear and tear (new carpets, new paint, possible roof leak--not sure I
buy that) and I can see the value losing a fair bit. (Last appraisal
was in the 115k range. Offers at 40k.)
I am NOT happy, but I'm also stuck.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 14, 2017 09:51 AM (vyqqu)
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Wait a gosh darn minute. You say the last appraisal was a couple of years ago? In Illinois, a real estate appraisal must be done after death, and within 30 days. One of the first things we had to do was get an appraiser out to the house. It has to be valued as to what it is worth at the time of death. The executor is responsible for that. Unless your state laws are significantly different - a new appraisal must be done. A couple of years ago is not valid.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:14 AM (bpfzP)
That's all yall.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2017
I had a countryfied friend from Indiana who said "You uns" which I believe I've read is a distortion of "You ones". Makes sense. The English language was lacking and people used linguistic duct tape to fix it.
I'm all for "y'all" being from Oklahoma and all. Also, I'm fixing to do something.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 14, 2017 10:14 AM (xJxz7)
Good point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (J+eG2)
YEAH, EVEN I KNOW THAT!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 14, 2017 10:14 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:15 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 10:15 AM (yx0Ld)
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Good point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:12 AM (J+eG2)
I would have thought "NEED MOAR COFFEE" was an acceptable use.
Who has the style book? Look it up.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:16 AM (Pz4pT)
which first is odd because North and we've never had that chain
anywhere near here, but second Greece is where that USSC decision about
prayers before town meetings happened so I'm wondering if its all on
purpose because of that now.
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 09:21 AM (U0lQa)
I live near their and not much discussion on this..The local crappy newspaper (Gannett) usually reminds everyone about the gay boycott, but they didn't (yet) I'm sure it will be approved as its a Republican board...
Posted by: Colin at January 14, 2017 10:16 AM (ogUTd)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:17 AM (R7cwD)
I don't care. I have 0 interest in the twitter playground. Anyone else who wants to play there doesn't have to answer to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:13 AM (Pz4pT)
I don't disagree that twitter is a silly platform and print is much more informative, but print media is not just dying because it skews left, it is also because of people's changing news consumption. How many libs in New York actually read the NYT? They may still have it delivered to look good, but I am betting they get their news online (if they get it at all.)
Getting a conservative news/media channel would also be more productive than a print media venue, I would think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:17 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (d3wbb)
I don't drink coffee but Mr. Vendette does. He can't function without it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (exyD+)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (R7cwD)
Most live music I've seen since last fall has this tinge, with the band speaking some kind of bullshit between songs, denouncing the sad state of the country, calling Trump racist and more.
Hollywood seems to be doubling down. They seem to not care about half of their potential audience.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 14, 2017 10:19 AM (U6f54)
my spouse is and 've grown fond of the sleek look.
as a woman don't think I could get away with it.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:19 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 14, 2017 10:20 AM (U0lQa)
There is a lifetime limit of NSAIDs and Sumatran coffee that your stomach will tolerate - choose carefully.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2017 10:21 AM (8J/Te)
Making Detroit, Cuba, eh?
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (d3wbb)
Never thought of it that way.......Its run by the Democratic party, just bring in some palm trees and Cuban music and who knows...Of course not in January.
Posted by: Colin at January 14, 2017 10:21 AM (ogUTd)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:21 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:22 AM (exyD+)
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I agree. It's an awesome song.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:22 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 10:22 AM (y3aQB)
"Peaceably to assemble", what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 10:23 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 10:23 AM (yx0Ld)
although people my age (coughing) might think i';m trying to get my punk ole mum thing on.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:24 AM (R7cwD)
My quick take is that there are many idiots on GAB as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 10:24 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 10:24 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 10:23 AM (yx0Ld)
See, this is what I think I would do if it gets to that point. Not bald, but shorn very close.
I am getting a little thin up top in the back, but everything else still seems to be growing pretty thick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:25 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2017 10:25 AM (ywNoU)
TRUE! but at least they don't ban you for speaking your mind
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 10:25 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 10:24 AM (wCEn4)
Hello! Have you met me?
Posted by: Humanity at January 14, 2017 10:25 AM (92kX2)
*****
♫♫
Shannon is gone I hope she's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island with a shady tree
Just like the one in our backyard
You're welcome!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:17 AM (92kX2)
There is a growing trend of twitter responses being the ONLY place where discourse happens.
That's bad for humanity. No, I'm not exaggerating. It's a terrible way for humans to communicate. Those things they call twitter swarms are aptly described, because humans are by nature, violent and irrational. Giving more of them an avenue to congregate is not going to end well.
We're going to have real blood. I mean, more of it than we're already seeing. This is going to get ugly, and twitter is a major element behind it.
If... and frankly I think it might not be possible, but IF there is a way to head it off, it's with mature, intelligent communication.
That horrible outlet just feeds the frenzy.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:26 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 10:24 AM (y3aQB)
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He had a stroke a few years ago. I think he's still working though - maybe just writing. I heard he was doing an orchestral piece centering on the resurrection of Lazurus.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:26 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Colin at January 14, 2017 10:27 AM (ogUTd)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2017 10:27 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:28 AM (exyD+)
But it is kind of an outgrowth of the 'dead man's curve' and various songs from the 50's and 60's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:28 AM (92kX2)
It's Fake News.
It appears the Trump transition team offered the General to stay until all the ceremonies were complete. He refused and then ran to the press to complain he was being let go at 12:01.
Just wow.
Posted by: WisRich at January 14, 2017 10:28 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:28 AM (exyD+)
if we walked together we would match.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:29 AM (R7cwD)
I don't drink coffee but Mr. Vendette does. He can't function without it.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:18 AM (exyD+)
And I freely admit there's a wee tiny bit of addiction behind it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:29 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 10:24 AM (y3aQB)
I hated when that mean girl and her boyfriend bopped her on the knee.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:29 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2017 10:30 AM (yx0Ld)
Adjusting the Gardening Thread right now. Pixie will not "show me the html" for photos already uploaded. Happened suddenly, yesterday afternoon.
Wonder if it is Russian Hackers?
Posted by: KT at January 14, 2017 10:30 AM (qahv/)
That horrible outlet just feeds the frenzy.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:26 AM (Pz4pT)
Agree completely. The problem is the culture. The solution is how to get people to stop separating into tribal groups and actually communicate. Twitter is bad because it is not real communication. Everyone pretty much seems to be playing to the crowd and trying to burn the other party for their group's edification.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:30 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:28 AM (exyD+)
if we walked together we would match."
Orange is good
Posted by: The Golden Head Weasel at January 14, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:31 AM (exyD+)
ALL YINZALL BETTER BE ROOTING FOR MAH STIHLERS
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 14, 2017 10:32 AM (8J/Te)
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I loved that song. In the 50's and 60's there were a lot of songs about teenagers dying. What was that one - "Tell Donna I Love Her". Maybe it wasn't Donna. I'll have to look it up.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:32 AM (bpfzP)
all the ceremonies were complete. He refused and then ran to the press
to complain he was being let go at 12:01.
It's going to be a loooong 4-8 years, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2017 10:32 AM (NOIQH)
Depends on what we call "Little"
Normal Little,
Or jwest level of "Little"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:33 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at January 14, 2017 10:33 AM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: undocumented illegal scientist at January 14, 2017 10:33 AM (e8kgV)
Eat something sweet to draw the pain out of hiding. Then, drink strong coffee to hold it in place before taking a slug of something boozy to wash it away. Works.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 14, 2017 10:33 AM (kBjdY)
For that one, it was bad luck that got the blame.
Looks as if we still have enough days left to get them in with Andrea Mitchell, Chuck Todd, Anderson Cooper, Matt Lauer, Scott Pelley, Oprah Winfrey, and a final wrap-up with Megan Kelley.
He'll be blaming the flies before he's done.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 14, 2017 10:33 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:34 AM (bpfzP)
140 characters is long enough to allow you to fling feces, but not long enough to let you present theses!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 10:34 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 14, 2017 10:34 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:35 AM (J+eG2)
That horrible outlet just feeds the frenzy.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:26 AM (Pz4pT)
Agree completely. The problem is the culture. The solution is how to get people to stop separating into tribal groups and actually communicate. Twitter is bad because it is not real communication. Everyone pretty much seems to be playing to the crowd and trying to burn the other party for their group's edification.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:30 AM (92kX2)
Honestly, what I'm hoping... as futile as it may be, is that the Trump derangement becomes so great, they beclown themselves to the point where "reasonable" (reasonabler?) left leaners decide they need to separate themselves from the riff raff.
There could be a realignment toward a centrist approach to governance that would not be unwelcomed at this point. I might still be fringy on my side of things, but would grumble and more or less accept something like peaceful disagreements.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:35 AM (Pz4pT)
In the 50's and 60's there were a lot of songs about teenagers dying. What was that one - "Tell Donna I Love Her". Maybe it wasn't Donna. I'll have to look it up.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:32 AM (bpfzP)
I think this is the one you're thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjQgkHzbTk
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 10:36 AM (sdi6R)
With morons trailing us.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 10:31 AM (exyD+)
But of course.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:37 AM (Pz4pT)
Yeah I know, Loved Kansas ! they just put out a DVD with a New Singer & Violinist have to get that
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 14, 2017 10:37 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 14, 2017 10:34 AM (rH4JY)
Silly boy. That's why you go for 9 year old girls.
Posted by: Albert Fish at January 14, 2017 10:37 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: the littl shyning man"
Really is incredibly bad business decision. It's like our small engineering ( consulting firm (we are all conservatives) posting a sign that says "Liberal are idiots, we hate you, take your projects elsewhere.). I consume very little pop culture/entertainment mostly just movies long after they are released and you can get them cheap or free. What I do is largely due to hat fact I have kids and you can't make them live in total isolation. However after the antics I have seen recently I will be doubling down and consuming even less or only free. Starve the shitheads.
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 10:38 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Albert Fish at January 14, 2017 10:37 AM (Pz4pT)
He was a sick puppy. On top of the murder there was the self mutilation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 10:39 AM (92kX2)
Depends on what we call "Little"
Normal Little,
Or jwest level of "Little"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2017 10:33 AM (J+eG2)
Or Donald J. Trump level of "Little".
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 10:40 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Marie from Mt Washington at January 14, 2017 10:40 AM (U6f54)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjQgkHzbTk
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 10:36 AM (sdi6R)
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Yes! I remember for a couple of years, everybody on the pop charts were dying. Remember that song "Honey"? I hated that song. Much preferred cars crashing on dead man's curve. Not the actual crash - just the song.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:40 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2017 10:41 AM (wpWsN)
Since there was no JJ's morning report to show this off today...
Six Days Left
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/obama-6.jpg
Posted by: mindful webworker - because because at January 14, 2017 10:42 AM (FeRav)
Wow, really slept in! My last dream involved both a spaceship ride and an escape via elephant complete with howdah and rifle. Waaahhh?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 10:42 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 14, 2017 10:43 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2017 10:43 AM (7qAYi)
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/obama-6.jpg
Posted by: mindful webworker - because because at January 14, 2017 10:42 AM (FeRav)
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Oh, that's a good one.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:43 AM (bpfzP)
she immediately makes a beeline for the dining room or living room,
which have shag carpet.
Better traction - similar to grabbing the side of the toilet bowl.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2017 10:44 AM (8J/Te)
There's a bit in The Right Stuff about that accent.
"Anyone who travels very much on airlines in the United States soon gets to know the voice of the airline pilot coming over the intercom with a particular drawl, a particular folksiness, a particular down-home calmness that is so exaggerated it begins to parody itself (nevertheless! it's reassuring) "
Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2017 10:45 AM (8nWyX)
Attends a fairly good sized and yet pretty conservative church.
And there is a pretty good story behind Dust in the Wind.
He was just practicing, doing a finger exercise and his wife walks by in the hallway and tells him he really needs to record that song.
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2017 10:45 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 14, 2017 10:47 AM (e8kgV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukunx21UHCA
Then just two years later, Jan had a serious accident very near that spot.
https://infogalactic.com/info/Jan_and_Dean#1966.E2.80.9368:_Berry.27s_car_wreck
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 10:47 AM (sdi6R)
linoleum floor, she immediately makes a beeline for the dining room or
living room, which have shag carpet.
Posted by: rickl"
Wait! You have shag carpet? Haven't seen that in decades. Do you have a green refrigerator? Or a housekeeper named Alice?
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 10:48 AM (1BQGO)
United States soon gets to know the voice of the airline pilot coming
over the intercom with a particular drawl, a particular folksiness, a
particular down-home calmness that is so exaggerated it begins to parody
itself (nevertheless! it's reassuring) "
Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2017 10:45 AM (8nWyX)
Flying Jetblue last year, the pilot came on and made a rather rough ride very calming for most. He then talked about advances in transportation over the last hundred years. Unusual, but I guess he just wanted to calm everyone down and get their minds off the bumps.
Posted by: Colin at January 14, 2017 10:49 AM (ogUTd)
Look out, look out, look out.
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2017 10:49 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 14, 2017 10:50 AM (w+Jhj)
It discusses the funtion of 'eh' but never touches on the origin. Why 'eh' instead of 'glorp'? The article doesn't say.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 14, 2017 10:50 AM (vP09u)
Look out, look out, look out.
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2017 10:49 AM (gJ3Vg)
Squish, just like grape.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2017 10:50 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:16 AM (Pz4pT)
All y'all need to get your feet off the coffee table so I can jimmy it out from under the short leg.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at January 14, 2017 10:50 AM (adsVM)
I still want a divorce.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:36 AM (IDPbH)
Yet, these are the people who demand that THEY love America and it is we who hate it and are trying to destroy it. Funny, as we evidently have been trying, unsuccessfully, to destroy it for almost 250 years.
Their "love" of country based solely on the ability to legislate free shit.
Yes. Time for a fucking divorce.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 14, 2017 10:52 AM (Pd7Sl)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 10:52 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2017 10:52 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2017 10:54 AM (gJ3Vg)
Wow, really slept in! My last dream involved both a spaceship ride and an escape via elephant complete with howdah and rifle. Waaahhh?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 10:42 AM (EnKk6)
What the hell did you eat last night? And what did you wash it down with????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 10:54 AM (hscyr)
Wait! You have shag carpet? Haven't seen that in decades. Do you have a green refrigerator? Or a housekeeper named Alice?
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 10:48 AM (1BQGO)
My parents put it in during the 80s. It's sort of mottled shades of tan and brown. Come to think of it, the previous carpet it replaced was green.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 10:54 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 10:54 AM (hscyr)
Ah Ha !that's where my wine went to last night.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:55 AM (R7cwD)
I still want a divorce.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Socialist Europe needs to be changed to be more like Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at January 14, 2017 10:56 AM (rH4JY)
I hope that never makes a come back
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2017 10:56 AM (R7cwD)
America and it is we who hate it and are trying to destroy it. Funny,
as we evidently have been trying, unsuccessfully, to destroy it for
almost 250 years.
Their "love" of country based solely on the ability to legislate free shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover"
The Founding Fathers wrote endless free shit into the constitution, in particular the General Welfare Clause which was really the central point of the whole documented. It is only because of hateful conservative that it was never fully implemented and there is not more free shit.
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 10:57 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2017 10:52 AM (tOcW/)
Heh, it took me a few years with cats to realize, this little spot here is NOT the whole of it. And I better find the rest before I step in it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 10:57 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 10:54 AM (hscyr)
---
I had neither dinner nor nightcap.
Did I mention the rocket was one of Bezos' Flying Blue Weenises?
Paging Dr. Freud....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 10:58 AM (EnKk6)
Shafer acknowledges that no one really reads tabloids like The National Enquirer and The Globe, citing the fact that Enquirer only has a weekly circulation of 342,071 issues, down significantly from the publication's height of 5.9 million issues during the 1970s.
"But that misses the importance of the constant cultural background noise it adds to American life," Shafer argues. "There are 37,000 supermarkets in America, with an average of about 10 checkout stands each, and many stands feature a wire rack displaying the Enquirer, the Globe, often the company's other tab, the National Examiner, and celebrity magazines."
Who knew that Fox News, Breitbart, The National Enquirer and The Globe were so powerful ? ... even more powerful than ABC, CBS, NBC, msNBC, CNN, HLN, New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, SF Chronicle, etc. etc. etc. yada yada yada ?
Posted by: undocumented illegal polluter at January 14, 2017 10:58 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Ah! So it wanders around in order to perform this sign? Perhaps it is a Roamin' Cat-holic.
Posted by: Pope Francis at January 14, 2017 10:59 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 14, 2017 10:50 AM (w+Jhj)
Ever try to debate EZPass? They are pure fascists and do not care. Am still not sure who EZPass is and why we are being forced to have them in our cars.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 14, 2017 11:01 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 10:32 AM
~~~~~
Laura.
Another dead girl song: Patches
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 11:01 AM (HiDrR)
I can interpret this for you. The spaceship was this ridiculous ride into who knows where that we have been on the last eight years. The elephant is a symbol of the GOP PE we have now who is going to save us from the spaceship. The rifle is you doing your part to save us. The other thing - well I don't know what the hell that is so no comment.
But I too would like to know what the heck you ate/drank, cause I want some.
Posted by: cfomahm at January 14, 2017 11:01 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 14, 2017 11:02 AM (eMRzM)
http://tinyurl.com/zyxs7bm
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2017 11:02 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2017 11:02 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 10:58 AM (EnKk6)
Mmmm hmmmm. Free psych evaluation: So you either got your tires really rotated before sleep, or you need to get laid.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 11:03 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 11:01 AM (HiDrR)
I thought Patches was about a dead mother and father, and the son who had to take on raising the family.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 11:03 AM (92kX2)
I guess they spilled cranberry sauce on that part and pitched it.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 14, 2017 11:03 AM (Pd7Sl)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 08:36 AM (IDPbH)
Yet, these are the people who demand that THEY love America and it is we who hate it and are trying to destroy it. Funny, as we evidently have been trying, unsuccessfully, to destroy it for almost 250 years.
Their "love" of country based solely on the ability to legislate free shit.
Yes. Time for a f**king divorce.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 14, 2017 10:52 AM (Pd7Sl)
I have work colleagues who make silly statements about what Trump is going to do, and breathlessly declare with confusion written on their faces "if they repeal the ACA, what are they going to do???"
I can't even argue with these people. They're like children. But they aren't bad people, and they don't hate America.
I'm fine with having them on the other side of the political divide.
It's the BLMs and the let's let in all the illegals we can crowd and everything Obama stands for that are the America haters.
The people like my colleagues vote for Dems, and have almost no understanding of the hate behind the Democrat Party. They really really don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 11:03 AM (Pz4pT)
Among them:
Gestapo Mars by Victor Gischler (teh funny)
The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World From Scratch by Lewis Dartnell (the informative)
The Final Day by William Forstchen (the depressing, I'm betting)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 11:05 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: undocumented illegal polluter at January 14, 2017 10:58 AM (e8kgV)
And once again they claim that their messaging was bad, not that their actual policies were wrong-headed and destructive. How many times has Obama said something like that?
Leftists seem to live in a world of words, and if only they can find the right combination of words to convince and/or calm the people, all will be well.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 11:05 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 11:03 AM (hscyr)
----
Euphemism?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 11:06 AM (EnKk6)
There's a hardware tech standard, 2 levels of billing and inter-operation data standards. It's run by various State (toll roads) and local (bridge) agencies. The actual operations are run by contractors mainly ACS. Any fines, speed policies, etc. are set by the relevant State agency.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2017 11:07 AM (8J/Te)
Posted by: H at January 14, 2017 11:07 AM (Aj1TB)
Another dead girl song: Patches
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 11:01 AM (HiDrR)
Even sadder, the dead boy/dead dog song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6MTTkGsz3E
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 11:08 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2017 11:06 AM (EnKk6)
But of course!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2017 11:08 AM (IL+Xk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 11:03 AM
~~~
There are a couple of Patches-es. I was thinking about the one by Dicky Lee:
"I hear a neighbor telling my father
They say a girl name of Patches was found
Floating face down in that dirty old river..."
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 11:09 AM (HiDrR)
No. You can't and that is PRECISELY why.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 14, 2017 11:09 AM (Pd7Sl)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2017 11:09 AM (exyD+)
You could go to the doctor before ACA. There was even medical insurance.
Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2017 11:09 AM (jw2Xw)
My favorite legs right now belong to Angelique Kerber. They aren't long but the have the perfect amount of musculature for a woman. Dancers legs. Yum. ( okay beginning to sound creepy)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 11:09 AM (IDPbH)
she immediately makes a beeline for the dining room or living room,
which have shag carpet.
Better traction - similar to grabbing the side of the toilet bowl.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2017 10:44 AM (8J/Te)
Damn. That actually makes sense.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2017 11:10 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 14, 2017 11:10 AM (Tyii7)
To grammie, a big raspberry :p from a proud Lutheran.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 14, 2017 11:10 AM (FQKBL)
anti-Clinton reporting from tabloids, Fox News and Breitbart was just
too much for Democrats to fight effectively during the course of the
campaign.
Posted by: undocumented illegal polluter"
You think that is crazy? I have seen/heard numerous rants by libs complaining about all the anti-Hillary bias in the MSM and even more incredibly the favorable coverage they gave Trump. I don't even know how one could respond to this insanity (other than by putting distance between us.)
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 11:11 AM (1BQGO)
"I hear a neighbor telling my father
They say a girl name of Patches was found
Floating face down in that dirty old river..."
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 11:09 AM (HiDrR)
Yeah, different song than the one I am thinking of:
Patches, I'm depending on ya son,
To pull the family through,
my son, it's all left up to you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 11:12 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 14, 2017 11:12 AM (Tyii7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6MTTkGsz3E
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 11:08 AM (Pz4pT)
This version is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e_oOvEIHJw
Tears... tears in my eyes..
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 11:13 AM (Pz4pT)
Although that has a happy ending. Miserable bastard is shown how to be a man by his daughter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2017 11:13 AM (92kX2)
There's this thing called cash. Pretty much accepted everywhere and is viewed favorably by those you use to pay with it. They even give huge discounts for its use.
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 11:13 AM (1BQGO)
My MIL, on the other hand...youngest son was her lawyer and she died intestate! Great job, Mr. Brilliant. The situation is still all messed up. We're pretty sure he and his grasping wife are taking their time and quietly cherry-picking all the good stuff out of her house. All we want at this point is her jewelry, which she promised to my daughter.
Posted by: Gem at January 14, 2017 11:14 AM (uaHyk)
and do not care. Am still not sure who EZPass is and why we are being
forced to have them in our cars.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 14, 2017 11:01 AM
~~~~~
Forget about it. You cannot fight EZPass, not even in court. It's impossible to find out who to "sue" since it is such a tangled mess of organizations and/or administrations.
Don't get me started on EZPass. I hate them with the heat of a thousand white hot suns.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2017 11:14 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 14, 2017 11:15 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: KT at January 14, 2017 11:15 AM (qahv/)
A couple of little girls who died in a fire they started blow drying their doll's hair.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2017 11:16 AM (IDPbH)
"On Fri some Dems worried Lewis comments would force them to defend
PEOTUS Trump legitimacy. Not anymore. Now they rally around Lewis."
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2017 11:16 AM (bpfzP)
* coats tongue and changes color from red to gross tan
* induces nervous jitters
* induces coffee breath
* stains teeth
* must brush teeth and scrape tongue after drinking or else smell like shit
* becomes excuse for poor attention
* invites ritualized behavior
* diverts attention while driving
* leaves a huge mess all over the place wherever coffee stations are set up
* purposefully overcomplicated
* pain in the ass to prepare
* causes office disputes and burdensome rules tacked up on the walls about coffee making practices in offices across the whole nation
* addictive
* often roasted improperly
* faggoty overly complicated variations for elitist pussies
* turns otherwise nice people into insufferable bitches
* overpriced for dopes
* invites perceived need for ridiculously expensive home equipment like imported Italian espresso machines
* invites sloven habits like not washing mugs
* provides avenue for cop out crap gifts like novelty mugs
* invites theft of award mugs
* spills easily and stains clothing and important papers
* makes a sloppy mess of work area
* invites bogus lawsuits against corporations for causing burns
* Invites litter of carelessly discarded cups
* causes the ingestion of artificial sweeteners, artificial creams, artificial flavorings.
* styrofoam cups, plastic stirrers, tiny packages all over the fucking place.
* coffee grounds all over the counter, in garbage disposals, spilled around trash cans, dumped outside trash chutes.
* requires filters, percolators, French presses, machines, electricity, multi part Aeropresses, chuckwagon pots
* causes domain and power disputes and production disruptions in Central America
* widespread unfair trade practices.
* burns innocent children
* lack one element and your addiction is unsatisfied
* blamed for family disputes
* every single element of its production, its maintenance, and its consumption opens areas for shit ass human behavior.
* all told, requires more energy to produce than it provides.
* is a heavily and malevolently exploited commodity.
* actually tastes like boiled shit.
Posted by: Chip at January 14, 2017 11:17 AM (KXQr+)
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2017 11:18 AM (8J/Te)
Puts Chip down as undecided on pros/cons of coffee.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 14, 2017 11:19 AM (eMRzM)
reporting from tabloids, Fox News and Breitbart was just too much for
Democrats to fight effectively during the course of the campaign.
Aaaaand this is EXACTLY the MSM strategy used against the GOP for years.
Heck, John Nolte identified and wrote a column on the Tabloidzation" of Palin in 2008, and provided a detailed list of the ways the MSM daily painted Palin and her family as a rednecky mess --- all while giving Obama and family reverent, respectful coverage --- with the strategy of having people not remember one single thing that made them think poorly of Palin, but just the general sense that she and her family are a circus freakshow, not our kind, would just be too much to invite that crazy into the WH.
That's the point of merging the media with the entertainment industry during campaign season - you get this blurring of coverage between the so-called serious news media + SNL/Daily Show/late night shows + Vanity Fair/People/EW/Nat'l Enquirer, etc. where one feeds off the other, creating a 24x7/no escape overall message.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2017 11:20 AM (NOIQH)
Tell us a funny story on the new thread.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2017 11:21 AM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 11:13 AM (1BQGO)
-----------------------
I've been snapped at by the nice ladies at multiple practices for asking if they take cash.
"No, NO ONE takes cash now." *click*
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at January 14, 2017 11:22 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Mohammed at January 14, 2017 11:22 AM (rH4JY)
Puts Chip down as undecided on pros/cons of coffee.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 14, 2017 11:19 AM (eMRzM)
I don't imagine Chip gets invited to brunch much.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2017 11:23 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: April at January 14, 2017 11:23 AM (e8PP1)
"No, NO ONE takes cash now." *click*
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette"
Really? Not my experience. I generally get a sigh of relief. happy faces and a discount. Although by cash I really meant debit/credit cards, not a pile of bills.
Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2017 11:26 AM (1BQGO)
He should have said he was Muslim and that it was against his religion to pay the Jizzya.
Seriously though, how is this shit a felony?
Posted by: Mohammed at January 14, 2017 11:28 AM (rH4JY)
If they are working people, pay less for better coverage, the same as before.
The entire point of the ACA was to make healthy working people pay for sick non-working people. It was single payer on the sly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2017 11:49 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Fewenuff at January 14, 2017 11:53 AM (gHE26)
Posted by: Fewenuff at January 14, 2017 11:54 AM (gHE26)
All the doc's offices I talked to only took insurance, and wouldn't take you on unless you had it, and agreed to take every test they wanted, do everything they said, and give birth in the manner that they ordered.
I said, "Eff it." and had the kids at home.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at January 14, 2017 12:10 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 14, 2017 12:32 PM (FtrY1)
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