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Posted by: Joseph Cass at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (H1t5z) 2
Wow.
Posted by: Joseph Cass at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (H1t5z) 3
Truly, a special day for the Horde.
Unless we ruin it with a good argument 0.o like crossbows and longbows Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM (6JL3d) 4
And the meme lives...
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (OzJeO) 5
I can't see the tweet from work, so I assume this is real. If not, Ace, you are a cruel, cruel man.
Should round out the Paul Anka Integrity Kick nicely. Posted by: Joseph Cass at January 12, 2017 03:09 PM (H1t5z) 6
Somebody in the Trump camp is a fan of the HQ.Has to be.
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:10 PM (r/0kC) 7
Ha. Better story that Hollywood right here.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (3sOO0) Posted by: name at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (En9Fa) 9
I've been lurking here so long I remember the link to that audio and how many hours I spent listening to it. True story: went with a BIG group of friends to Anka concert in Long Island because of that audio clip. The concert was in Woodbury and we were the youngest cats there.
Posted by: Winston at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (r59Kk) 10
4 And the meme lives...
Posted by: The Political Hat ------------------- Certainly got the paddles good and brought back life. This is going to be great. Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (iGuUj) 11
Slicing like a hammer
Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2017 03:11 PM (O9Hq5) 12
Here's hoping he slices like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (4e+hS) Posted by: RoyalOil at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (hecJ2) 14
Meme magic is real!
Posted by: Pepe Lives at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SCB6l) 15
for the first time in his career Paulie won't be the most important guy on the stage
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (Ls8+s) 16
Winning!
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (QCc6B) 17
ANKA : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LsnW0WZlKQ
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (4e+hS) 18
Question: Will Mr. Paul Anka be the most important person on the stage?
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (hecJ2) 19
This will get out of control....
Posted by: Admiral Painter at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (DpOmP) 20
Fake but accurate, that's my motto.
Posted by: Ran Dather at January 12, 2017 03:13 PM (h8+bL) 21
#two weeks, um 8 days!
Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (J1ZXn) 22
The drummer only got a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (VndSC) 23
I think Ace secretly IS Paul Anka. Which would explain a lot.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (bpfzP) 24
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (qpKia) 25
Meme magic is real!
Posted by: Pepe Lives at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SCB6l) I know, right? I think we might actually be living in some kind of Matrix. Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (QCc6B) 26
410 It's a good thing Hillary is going to the inauguration. Otherwise I would have worried that she'd go all Circe Lannister on the Capitol with that green shit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (kTF2Z) 27
He's gonna put some knowledge in us!
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (ar2KI) 28
Where's Joe!?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (OhOyF) 29
This post disappoints me. I figured Ace would have also informed me that he was taking the rest of the day off because he had to call the doctor because not only had his erection lasted longer than 4 hours but that it had donned a mask and was telling him it was Zorro.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (Hb4Sz) 30
Is this seriously for real true?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (bpfzP) 31
Where's Joe?
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (hecJ2) 32
IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE : INTEGRITY!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (OhOyF) 33
This makes Bob Dole slice harder than a hammer after Bob Dole takes one of those blue pills Bob Dole endorses
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 12, 2017 03:16 PM (DpOmP) 34
The deer was all like "Gimme that hot monkey love" - oh yeah - she wanted it. "Make my legs buckle." You see her eyes? Blinking "Take me monkey boy" in Morse code.
Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (94JW4) Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (y3aQB) 36
They shouldn't have mentioned it.. He'll probably be bullied out of it like the others...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr) 37
>>I figured Ace would have also informed me that he was taking the rest of the day off because he had to call the doctor because not only had his erection lasted longer than 4 hours but that it had donned a mask and was telling him it was Zorro.
The Messenger Bag gives it away. Posted by: The Gay Blade at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (OhOyF) 38
Paul Anka? Never heard of him...
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (DpOmP) Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (Qpjvu) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (xeeHA) 42
Paul Anka can appear at your Inaugural......but first......
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (Hb4Sz) 43
No one bullies Paul Anka. NO ONE.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (4e+hS) 44
Slicing Obamacare like a fuckin' hammer!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:18 PM (S2VsH) 45
Omg, that microphone needs a flaming blago wig photoshopped on!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (WdSL5) 46
Do we get ace something for this momentous occasion? Rhinestones perhaps?
Posted by: Flyguy at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (3sOO0) 47
AOSHQ content is recursive.
The science is settled. Into neat little hammer-sliced...err...slices. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (F0ZHr) 48
They shouldn't have mentioned it.. He'll probably be bullied out of it like the others...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr) I don't see anyone bullying Paul Anka. And living to tell about it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH) 49
That should be entertaining. Any word on the London Boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (72spU) 50
Paul Anka's alive?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (dZ756) 51
Somebody's going to have to edit the sidebar.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:19 PM (bpfzP) 52
speaking of t-shirts, Ace Merch? An AoS logo t-shirt with #ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump on it would be, in my high opinion, bigly. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Z1+Wk) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (5TjAs) 54
Paul Anka will ride the zebra into the sunset.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Qpjvu) 55
Jeez, Paul Anka's playing the inauguration and Ace gives us one lousy sentence?
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie) 56
What are the odds at least one guy involved in the Trump team is a fan or moron here? Seriously. Paul Anka? You can't tell me that's coincidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+) 57
Officially starting the White House's new integrity kick. And that's just the fucking way it's going to be from now on.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (oZ6kz) 58
meme magic
Posted by: KHAN's Other Wife at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (D/JSB) Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (4e+hS) 60
I get the feeling I'm missing something
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (7HtZB) 61
AoSHQ shirts would have to be classy and luxurious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH) 62
Reposting my lyrics from the last thread, from the song Anka SHOULD rewrite for the inauguration...
Being my President What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love us Making us Great Again What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinking of us I can see it, hair is glowin I can see it in your eyes, it's yuge you know it Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hvf9s) 63
Seriously though, who's the Moron in the Trump administration?
I'd hope for Mad Dog but I doubt he spends much time reading blogs, even smart military ones. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (xeeHA) 64
30 Is this seriously for real true?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:15 PM (bpfzP) Did the Cubs win the 2016 World Series? Posted by: Basement Cat at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (3C9q2) 65
Paul Anka will ride the zebra into the sunset. Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Qpjvu) ============================== Paul Anka should enter riding a zebra, followed by Trump riding an elephant. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (bpfzP) 66
Hey McStain, you thought, you thought, you thought eight thoughts the whole campaign! And they all sucked!
Posted by: Deplorable Integrity Kick at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (S2VsH) 67
Ahhhh. Anka & Trump are long time friends. Anka is re-writing the song specifically for Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (qpKia) 68
Well, he's no Katy Perry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8ZskC) 69
Ok, here's something funny. I was commenting my ass off on the last thread, only to realize I am banned on my laptop again.
I was a laugh riot too. Too bad. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (5TjAs) 70
my smile, it grows
Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (8xnXI) 71
Did the Cubs win the 2016 World Series?
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (3C9q2) =========================== Why yes! Yes they did, now that you mention it. I guess Anka is a go, then. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (bpfzP) 72
Paul Anka will come in riding a deer.
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (VndSC) 73
Nope, not sick of winning!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (NOIQH) 74
Did the Cubs win the 2016 World Series?
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (3C9q2) ------- Oh hell yeah they did. Bigly. Then they threw the largest gathering in US history. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (xeeHA) 75
3 Truly, a special day for the Horde.
Unless we ruin it with a good argument 0.o like crossbows and longbows Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 12, 2017 03:08 PM That particular argument was resolved today with the announcement of an automatic crossbow. Diane Feinstein and Charles "when the Schumer hits the fan" Schumer have not commented yet. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (oiW2a) 76
Can Kate Upton show up wearing what she was in the sidebar piece? That would be Yuge.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz) Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (DpOmP) 78
Just as long as he doesn't sing ' your having my baby' at the inauguration it will be just fine.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (dkHoZ) Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (OhOyF) 80
Ahhhh. Anka Trump are long time friends. Anka is re-writing the song specifically for Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:21 PM (qpKia) ========================== Oh this is going to be good. Very very good. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (bpfzP) 81
Well, he's no Katy Perry.
Posted by: Cicero I'll be banging Miss Perry during my multiple encores. Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (4e+hS) 82
61 AoSHQ shirts would have to be classy and luxurious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH) The one with The Barrel on the back should be exceptionally so. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (5TjAs) 83
Somebody's on an integrity kick right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (0mRoj) 84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4e0RtIz9zk
Anka doing Wonderwall. "I think maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me." Lib heads explode. Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (8b+oT) 85
The Trigglypuffs don't get shirts.
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (vtcmf) 86
46. Bedazzle his man purse.
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (r/0kC) 87
Hic... Will Hi... Hill... Hic... The Hildabeast be there?
Posted by: Foster Brooks at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (DpOmP) 88
What are the odds at least one guy involved in the Trump team is a fan or moron here? Seriously. Paul Anka? You can't tell me that's coincidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+) We need to start gold plating the Barrel then, so Trump feels more at home. Probably make it easier to clean too! Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (hvf9s) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH) 90
Oh this is going to be good. Very very good.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (bpfzP) ----------- My dream scenario is, right as he finishes his song, he just whispers, "The guys get shirts" before he takes a bow. Then we'd know for sure. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (xeeHA) 91
76 Can Kate Upton show up wearing what she was in the sidebar piece? That would be Yuge.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz) Well something will be yuge. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (5TjAs) 92
Donald Trump as Vinnie Falcone.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (+v40j) 93
This better not be Fake News, or else you're on thin fucking ice here, Ace. You got that?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (jjaLl) 94
What are the odds at least one guy involved in the
Trump team is a fan or moron here? Seriously. Paul Anka? You can't tell me that's coincidence. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+) ====================== I know. It's too perfect. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (bpfzP) Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (jsWA8) 96
The Trigglypuffs don't get shirts.
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (vtcmf) Not enough material in the world for that Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (493sH) Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (8b+oT) 98
>>I think I'm about to have an Eruption...
Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (DpOmP) From just tapping on it? I have to grab it by the neck and bend it all around. Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (OhOyF) 99
Can Kate Upton show up wearing what she was in the sidebar piece? That would be Yuge.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz) - ------------ A lot of us would suddenly be qualified to captain a pirate ship. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (xeeHA) Posted by: Jeb! at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (DpOmP) Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (sBOL1) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (/4bOy) 103
AoSHQ shirts would have to be classy and luxurious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM More so than the AoSHQ chaps, or even the rumored AoSHQ yoga chaps? Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (oiW2a) 104
AoSHQ shirts would have to be classy and luxurious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH) The one with The Barrel on the back should be exceptionally so. Posted by: Cannibal Bob Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be. Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (qpKia) 105
Then we'd know for sure.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:24 PM (xeeHA) ========================= I'd fall over in a dead faint if that happened. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (bpfzP) 106
Cool.
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (iT57s) 107
The gals get skirts.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Qpjvu) 108
>>Well, he's no Katy Perry.
Thank the lord for that! We don;t need dancing sharks, mechanical tiger rides, or cupcake bras shooting whipped cream at the inauguration. Katy Perry is one of the celebrities Hillary used in her campaign - and it backfired. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH) 109
All the inauguration needs now is Ted Nugent swinging across stage on a rope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (PY9jH) 110
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be. or an embroided monkey riding a deer? Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Z1+Wk) Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr) 112
where the hell is Joe?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (toH8T) 113
Who was Hillary gonna have play at her inauguration? GWAR?
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT) 114
Do you think they'll still need us for the Moron Parade, or are we off the hook?
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (sBOL1) ================================ I think Paul Anka IS the moron parade. All that good china - wasted. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (bpfzP) 115
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse rider should be.
Posted by: rickb223 Or a monkey riding a deer Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (8ikIW) 116
So? No moron parade?
Posted by: USNtakim at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hMqvx) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (dkHoZ) 118
Anybody who wants to get even a little bit mellow can turn around and get the fuck out of here
Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (DpOmP) 119
Trump should get Winona Ryder to do her ping pong ball trick.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (OhOyF) 120
https://tinyurl.com/gpperq2
Christopher Steele named as ex-MI6 agent behind 'fake' Trump sex dossier He was a president of the Cambridge Union and 'confirmed socialist' as student Father-of-three was monitored by KGB in 1990s and his late wife also targeted Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (y3aQB) 121
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse rider should be.
I may be able to get that done locally. I'll have to see if there's a barrel pattern available. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (4WhSY) 122
I think Paul Anka IS the moron parade. All that good china - wasted.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (bpfzP) ------------------ No kidding. We're down to paper plates here chez bluebell. Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (sBOL1) 123
Well,Trump was probably not well pleased with the ewok after the whole "clowns with boners" thing.
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (r/0kC) 124
Next up: Kanye West
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (QCc6B) 125
>>> Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (qpKia) Nice. A little flaming skull right above the barrel? It could even be a vector image screenprinted on to look like it's an embroidered logo. Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hvf9s) 126
55 Jeez, Paul Anka's playing the inauguration and Ace gives us one lousy sentence?
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie) --- Give him a break, he managed that amidst the manliest weeping possible. Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (PqqkK) 127
You just know the next four years are going to be incredible, don't you?
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (iT57s) 128
We really need to get over believing it's important OR VALIDATING that famous celerys perform for any politician. It's very un-American, actually. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (Z1+Wk) 129
Gary Coleman is spinning in his grave.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (Qpjvu) Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (OhOyF) 131
>>Who was Hillary gonna have play at her inauguration? GWAR?
In all likelihood, the cast of Hamilton. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH) 132
This better not be Fake News, or else you're on thin fucking ice here, Ace. You got that?
Numerous websites are carrying it. radaronline dot com Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (qpKia) 133
Great! I love Mack the Knife.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (PqqkK) 134
Meme magic is real!
Posted by: Pepe Lives at January 12, 2017 03:12 PM (SCB6l) I know, right? I think we might actually be living in some kind of Matrix. Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (QCc6B) I'm starting to wonder, too. Mattis as SedDef, now this? It's like Busemas all year long! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (sh70B) 135
This inauguration needed an integrity kick. That's how fucking crucial this is.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (S2VsH) 136
What a great day: Mr. Paul Anka, Kate Upton and the warm after-glow from some great
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (LISuA) 137
>>Jeez, Paul Anka's playing the inauguration and Ace gives us one lousy sentence?
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie) --- Give him a break... --- He's been up since 11! Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (OhOyF) 138
♫Put..... my head.... on your sho-o-o-oulder.... ♫ Posted by: The Schadenboner at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (8XRCm) 139
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse rider should be.
I may be able to get that done locally. I'll have to see if there's a barrel pattern available. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (4WhSY) Stay away from the barcode pattern. It was tried once and was a hideous failure Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (493sH) 140
Father-of-three was monitored by KGB in 1990s and his late wife also targeted
Cripes! The KGB is probably monitoring me. My wife is always running late. Your hair looks fine! We're only going to the hardware store. Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (8ikIW) 141
>>> You just know the next four years are going to be incredible, don't you?
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (iT57s) Ha, yep. Luxurious even! Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (hvf9s) 142
So? No moron parade? Posted by: USNtakim at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (hMqvx) ========================= Maybe we can do one of the Inaugural Balls. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (bpfzP) 143
EVILINC! #35, thanks for that. From a Bloomberg story on the topic (FBI being investigated for pre-election decisions), the following plutonium of distortion: "In the process, Comey managed to offend both sides in a highly polarized presidential campaign" WTFF? What isa "highly polarized presidential campaign"? Oh - you mean, unlike the happy, collegial and easy-going presidential campaigns? And of course it's not about "offending" different "sides" - it's about misconduct. If Comey is not booted AND every serial felon in Hillary's gang including her are not prosecuted, the ratchet has been turned like never before, and those responsible will have seriously damaged the US. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (QDnY+) 144
Black Polo shirts with an embroidered barrel where the horse & rider should be. or an embroided monkey riding a deer? Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Z1+W That one brings back bad memories of the Ravage called upon me by AtC. I mean gees, just because I mocked Pluto as a planet...she's harsh....uh...but i say that with all respect and love...lotsa love. *peeks warily out peehole* Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (5TjAs) 145
Trump should get Winona Ryder to do her ping pong ball trick. or Molly Ringwald to do her tie a knot in a cherry stem trick. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (Z1+Wk) Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (xeeHA) 147
Believe it or not, I still have my Ace of Spades shirt with the Mencken quote...
Will we really be getting shirts for this?? I'm in!!! Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (CzSs6) 148
Next up: Kanye West
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (QCc6B) I'd prefer Adam West Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (493sH) 149
Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
Her only regret about the law? That other Democrats didn't step up to the plate to defend it -- leading to what she called a sea of misinformation about her signature legislative achievement. "If I had to fault myself, I would say I should not have trusted that other people were going to be the message piece while we were doing policy. We were in the foxhole; we were in the trenches fighting the fight," she said. Now she's gearing up to fix those mistakes, mobilizing House Democrats in a long-shot fight to save Obamacare. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (e8kgV) 150
Maybe we can do one of the Inaugural Balls.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (bpfzP) --------------- Great idea. It would be a shame to let all those kazoo and tuba players go to waste. Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (sBOL1) 151
Trump walks into CIA headquarters, "I'm giving everyone one week..."
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (+v40j) 152
OT- I'm streaming the Mattis discussion of the house armed services committee. Fuck the democrats in particular. that is all.
Posted by: USNtakim at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (hMqvx) 153
The barrel shall be branded with a flaming skull. And that's the way it fucking is.
Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (4e+hS) 154
Maybe we can do one of the Inaugural Balls.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg Posted by: Deplorable Integrity Kick at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (S2VsH) Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (sBOL1) 156
Numerous websites are carrying it.
radaronline dot com Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (qpKia) Thanks, I really just wanted to use a Mr. Paul Anka quote from when he guest-hosted the blog that weekend...... Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (jjaLl) 157
The one with The Barrel on the back should be exceptionally so.
--- How about a Monkey on the back? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (PqqkK) 158
107 The gals get skirts.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Qpjvu) Pudding cup lids. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (TiiKX) 159
This has nothing to do with Anka but I just ordered a door mat at LL Bean.. I guess the Libs are really going after the Woman on their Board of Directors who had the nerve to donate to Trump..She was on Fox earlier and is standing her ground..
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (O2RFr) 160
130 >>The gals get...
*squirt* Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (OhOyF) Ya killed me with this... Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (5TjAs) 161
Mister Anka was always buying at the last whisky bar
Posted by: Jim Morrison at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (DpOmP) 162
99 Can Kate Upton show up wearing what she was in the sidebar piece? That would be Yuge.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (Hb4Sz) - ------------ A lot of us would suddenly be qualified to captain a pirate ship. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:25 PM (xeeHA) I could be the mast if that were the case. Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (0mRoj) 163
Drudge headlines:
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes... Misconduct allegations... Comey letter review... Ties to Hillary examined... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc) 164
Almost as good as Donny & Marie playing Romney's inauguration.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (Qpjvu) 165
Amy Sherman Palladino hardest hit.
If you don't know who she is and you didn't watch Gillmore Girls then you don't know what I'm talking about. Posted by: scooter (not libby) at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (WKeEA) 166
or Molly Ringwald to do her tie a knot in a cherry stem trick.
-- Leelee Sobieski also does it in Joy Ride. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (+FSld) 167
107 The gals get skirts.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (Qpjvu) --- The gals get ME. Posted by: MR Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (PqqkK) 168
Know what's sad is besides the youngsters at aos, anyone under 30 probably havent a clue who Paul Anna is.
Discussing this subject at work. Michael Jordan now is just some guy the cool shoes are named after. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (dkHoZ) 169
or Molly Ringwald to do her tie a knot in a cherry stem trick.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (Z1+Wk) ----- I liked the put on lipstick with her boobs trick better. Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm) 170
Don't do it my way...
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (DpOmP) 171
Will Paul Anka be playing at the Integrity Ball?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (jjaLl) 172
Paul Anka . Slice autocucmber with a hammer.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (dkHoZ) 173
Who was Hillary gonna have play at her inauguration? GWAR?
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT) ............. The Village People? Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (HgMAr) 174
155 Oh dear, Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (sBOL1) Well Oh Dear to you too my dear! You good? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (5TjAs) 175
>>>Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face? Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (QCc6B) Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (8XRCm) 177
Whip it good Mister Anka
Posted by: Mark Mothersbaugh at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (DpOmP) 178
Drudge headlines:
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes... Misconduct allegations... Comey letter review... Ties to Hillary examined... Shadenboner just went to diamond cutting status. Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (qpKia) Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (O2RFr) 180
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (QCc6B) ------------ Now THAT was a moron parade. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (xeeHA) 181
Know what's sad is besides the youngsters at aos, anyone under 30 probably havent a clue who Paul Anna is.
----- But he's been doing some very cool covers of Nirvana, Soundgarden, Van Halen, The Cure and Oasis songs for a while. Swank! Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT) 182
I wanna hear Trump say Schaedenboner.
Posted by: ajmojo at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (1H9ox) 183
I liked the put on lipstick with her boobs trick better. oh right, that's what she did. As Lauren points out, I got the Leelee Sobieski (the younger version of helen hunt) trick mixed with up with the Molly Ringworm trick. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (Z1+Wk) 184
A schadenboner will be towering over the Inaugural balls.
Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (VndSC) 185
126 55 Jeez, Paul Anka's playing the inauguration and Ace gives us one lousy sentence?
Posted by: radar at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (hb0Ie) --- Give him a break, he managed that amidst the manliest weeping possible. Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 12, 2017 03:27 PM (PqqkK) ======================== Weeping? I think not. The fapping has gotten so loud that the little old lady in the apartment next door has probably long since complained to the super about Ace jackhammering the floor without a renovation permit. Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (LISuA) 186
Mister Anka's boots were made for kicking liberal ass...
Posted by: Nancy Sinatra at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (DpOmP) 187
175 >>>Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face? Posted by: Max Power _______________ Wasn't that the same day that "Civil Rights Icon John Lewis" lied about being spit on and called the n-word? Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (77i7V) 188
You good?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM (5TjAs) --------------- I'm just fine! I was "oh dear"-ing your last line at 3:29. I don't think it came out the way you meant it to, exactly. Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (sBOL1) 189
166 The chick in Twin Peaks too iirc.
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (r/0kC) 190
Yay! I have tickets!
Posted by: AlaskaGal at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (kwkV/) 191
Drudge headlines:
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes... Misconduct allegations... Comey letter review... Ties to Hillary examined... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc) Oh yes, let's really drain the swamp Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH) 192
Meanwhile, Reuters has a piece up, on the solid credibility of the spy who dug up dirt on Trump. It says he tried to work with the FBI but they were afraid of affecting the election so he turned to the media. The BuzzFeed report is just the beginning . . . .
Posted by: KT at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (qahv/) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (+FSld) 194
Don't do it my way...
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at January 12, 2017 03:32 PM (DpOmP) ----- Trivia Check. Both Paul Anka and Nirvana put out songs titles "Smells like Teen Spirit". Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:35 PM (8XRCm) 195
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Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face? Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2017 03:33 PM -------------------------- To be fair, her shit-eatin grin is permanent because of the facelifts and botox. Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (pMGkg) Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (VndSC) 198
yeah, the trick was first done in Twin Peaks Fake, I believe. Of course. I don't think it's possible. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (Z1+Wk) 199
Listening to Anka do The Cure's Love Cats. Cracking up but damn, it's pretty cool.
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (8b+oT) 200
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:34 PM (qpKia)
Makes me nervous that this probe is to conclude that the FBI "threw the election". JEF may have a card he hasn't yet played. Come on FBI, what's it gonna be guys? Don't make a fucking maniac outta me. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (S2VsH) 201
He'll give full value on his money.
Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (XWINP) 202
Pelosi will stride into the House wearing skintight leather and swinging a riding crop, apparently
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (Ls8+s) 203
Makes me nervous that this probe is to conclude that the FBI "threw the election". JEF may have a card he hasn't yet played.
They tried to throw the election by not charging Hillary.... Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (O2RFr) 204
Re the sidebar T.rex "Electric Warrior"-
Not all of "side 2" is crapola. "Life's a Gas" is an excellent song and one of my favorite tunes from that album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEtLXlrKtEg Southern Culture on the Skids does a pretty great version too but unfortunately they only have (very poorly recorded live versions on youtube. Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (vZ9Fw) 205
Why does that Paul Ankle guy hate persons of color? Presdent Obama should do something about this and tell that idiot Trump who will sing at his thing on 20 January. Bush should also not be allowed to attend because he is an idiot and also dislikes persons of color.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 12, 2017 03:37 PM (Fbj4h) 206
Celebrate
Celebrate Dance to the music We're going to the Celebrity Ball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqrirWxm0yw Those faces will be having teh sadz Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (bpfzP) 207
175 >>>Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face? Posted by: Max Power ======================== Remember how she engineering that very same majority pre-2006? Yeah, she built that majority, and now she's trashing it. If I were a potential Democratic representative, I'd have second thoughts about trying to work in Pelosi's House minority. "You owe me fealty because I got you your spot in the House, and you're fucking worthless." Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (zdM/+) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (+FSld) 209
Paul who?
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (HgMAr) 210
Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak' It's always the messanger with this tools. Or the narrative. Or the benighted lackwits who cannot comprehend the message. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: SCIENCE! at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (BK3ZS) 211
202 Pelosi will stride into the House wearing skintight leather and swinging a riding crop, apparently
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo _________ Not Pelosi Galore. It will be Rosa De Lauro. It will be hawt. Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (77i7V) 212
Makes me nervous that this probe is to conclude that the FBI "threw the election". JEF may have a card he hasn't yet played.
I'm reading as "didn't arrest her ass" over the security clearance issues. Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (qpKia) Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (8xnXI) 214
Hey CNN, come here and inaugurate my left ball. ABC, you're next!
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (PqqkK) 215
Screw Anka. I hope "Slone" is there.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (BP2E4) 216
168 Know what's sad is besides the youngsters at aos, anyone under 30 probably havent a clue who Paul Anka is.
_______________________ I hope the new lyrics take some well-deserved shots at the sanctimonious snots who refused to perform. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (riF5p) 217
#NotTiredOfWinningYet
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (nuyGw) 218
Does anyone know when you should hear whether you got inaugural ball tickets??
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (destP) 219
Speaking of singing at the inauguration, are there lyrics to Yakety-Sax?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (Qpjvu) 220
Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face?
Posted by: Max Power ----- And Hillary's "reset" button she handed to an actual Russian official. I LOVED it when Trump talked about that at his press conference yesterday. "And the Russian official was like, what is this piece of plastic she just handed me?" OUCH! Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (8b+oT) 221
Can we please bring back the AOSHQ shirt sale in honor of this event?
Posted by: Morris at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (oEq2J) 222
I'm gonna sing "Having my Baby" to "Slone". Pointy elbows and all
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (BP2E4) 223
--
...but i say that with all respect and love...lotsa love. *peeks warily out peehole* Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM ------------------ Daaamn. You must kill at hide-and-seek. Posted by: irright at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (pMGkg) 224
>>>Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak'
--- then we had to drop and give her 20 [shudders] Posted by: Democratic Caucus at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (PqqkK) 225
Can we please bring back the AOSHQ shirt sale in honor of this event?
Posted by: Morris at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (oEq2J) ----- #twoweeks ..... but first.... Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (8XRCm) 226
220 And Hillary's "reset" button she handed to an actual Russian official. I LOVED it when Trump talked about that at his press conference yesterday. "And the Russian official was like, what is this piece of plastic she just handed me?" OUCH!
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (8b+oT) ====================== "It was SMART POWER! You dirty plebe. I'm going to crush you with my fully armed DOJ." -Hill-dog, in the middle of a several months long bender not even close to ending "Shh....your majesty. Just take another drink." -Huma Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (zdM/+) Posted by: ed gibbon at January 12, 2017 03:40 PM (U0qYy) 228
You know, most celebrities are chicken shit- we already knew that--but I can't believe some Big Name Celebrity or Band won't just say "Fuck It" and play Trump's inauguration. It would be the ultimate protest act---and the next day millions of conservatives will buy their CD's from Amazon....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (SRUWQ) 229
Both Paul Anka and Nirvana put out songs titles "Smells like Teen Spirit".
__________________ Odes to b.o., pimple cream, and weed? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (riF5p) 230
"218 Does anyone know when you should hear whether you got inaugural ball tickets??"
Should be next week. They will be coming out slowly. Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (BP2E4) 231
Why yes! Yes they did, now that you mention it.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:22 PM (bpfzP) And we get the right to the words "World Series Champion Chicago Cubs" at least through this October, too! Sorry, AtC.Let's see a rematch! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (8iiMU) 232
I LOVED it when Trump talked about that at his press conference yesterday.
-- I lol'd at the TV when he said, "...that stupid piece of plastic" referring to the reset button. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (+FSld) 233
I saw Nashville Pussy open for Paul Anka at the 2nd Lollapalooza!
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (OhOyF) 234
*peeks warily out peehole*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (5TjAs) Maybe we should call you Catheter Bob... Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj) 235
You magnificent bastard, I read your tweet!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (Qpjvu) 236
What isa "highly polarized presidential campaign"? Oh - you mean, unlike the happy, collegial and easy-going presidential campaigns?
---- I thought I lost rather gracefully. Of course they hadn't invented those blue pills yet... Posted by: Bob Dole at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (iT57s) Posted by: Shep Smith at January 12, 2017 03:42 PM (OhOyF) 238
I'm going long on popcorn.
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (PHcLa) 239
I saw Nashville Pussy open for Paul Anka at the 2nd Lollapalooza!
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM I saw Nashville Pussy open... ...and nothing after that. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (S2VsH) 240
I LOVED it when Trump talked about that at his press conference yesterday.
-- I lol'd at the TV when he said, "...that stupid piece of plastic" referring to the reset button. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun ----- His acting like a regular guy is so refreshing. Love it. Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (8b+oT) 241
Drudge headlines:
DOJ, FBI officials to be investigated over Clinton probes... Misconduct allegations... Comey letter review... Ties to Hillary examined... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc) ............. Comey is a Russian? Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (HgMAr) 242
154 Maybe we can do one of the Inaugural Balls.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM We flat-out don't give a rat's ass about phrasing around here anymore, do we ? Posted by: ScoggDog at January 12, 2017 03:43 PM (QCwhW) 243
Amazingly there are still so many Known Unknowns about the investigation of Hillary.
Was there a separate investigation of the Chelsea Legacy Foundation, run out of the SDNY? If so, where does it stand? What's in the 650,000 e-mails on the Huma Weiner laptop? With the new administration in power, will Hillary and her cronies lose their security clearances? For openers Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (SIY7D) 244
So still no word yet on whether Yoko Ono will be 'singing' at the inaugural?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (PqqkK) 245
*peeks warily out peehole*
Pro Tip : Never put your eye to the Hole. Posted by: Shep Smith 13, 13, 13! Boink! 14, 14, 14! Posted by: Just the Punchline Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (qpKia) 246
143
What isa "highly polarized presidential campaign"? Oh - you mean, unlike the happy, collegial and easy-going presidential campaigns? Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (QDnY+) ====================== It's the good ole days when we called our opponents hermaphrodites, athiests, and blood suckers. You know, 1800. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (zdM/+) 247
Makes me nervous that this probe is to conclude that the FBI "threw the election". JEF may have a card he hasn't yet played. No way this can be done in 8 days Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (lKyWE) 248
*peeks warily out peehole*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 12, 2017 03:29 PM (5TjAs) Maybe we should call you Catheter Bob... Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj) ----- Diet Dr Pepper everywhere Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm) 249
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office.
poor guy Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (2x9LM) Posted by: Paul Anka, fucking like a fucking... well... he's fucking! at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (8b+oT) 251
>>Amy Sherman Palladino hardest hit.
LOL! >>...-but I can't believe some Big Name Celebrity or Band won't just say "Fuck It" and play Trump's inauguration Eh, look how few are brave enough to say "F it" and play in Israel. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (NOIQH) 252
How about an investigation into Loretta Lynch's ties to the Clinton's?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (SRUWQ) 253
251 >>...-but I can't believe some Big Name Celebrity or Band won't just say "Fuck It" and play Trump's inauguration
Eh, look how few are brave enough to say "F it" and play in Israel. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (NOIQH) ==================== That's not brave. Brave is going to Hollywood and saying mean things about Republicans. Because Republicans run Hollywood....or something. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (zdM/+) 254
They shouldn't have mentioned it.. He'll probably be bullied out of it like the others...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr) He's a Honey Badger; he don't give a shit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (bG+ug) 255
Maybe Caitlyn Jenner can join Anka for a duet of My Way.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (Qpjvu) 256
How about an investigation into Loretta Lynch's ties to the Clinton's?
That would be a good starting point... Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:46 PM (O2RFr) 257
How about an investigation into Loretta Lynch's ties to the Clinton's?
Posted by: JoeF ----- Tarmac-gate! Posted by: Paul Anka, fucking like a fucking... well... he's fucking! at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (8b+oT) 258
237 >>*peeks warily out peehole*
Pro Tip : Never put your eye to the Hole. --- Glory Glory hole-elujah Glory Glory hole-elujah Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (PqqkK) 259
96 The Trigglypuffs don't get shirts.
Posted by: Paul Anka at January 12, 2017 03:23 PM (vtcmf) ----- Not enough material in the world for that Posted by: TheQuietMan ------------------- I know where there's a ginormous dazzle camo dress that could make a couple dozen shirts for triggly... Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (iGuUj) 260
Barry is having a ceremony at the White House honoring Joey. Biden is crying tears of joy like he just got a lifetime supply of paste Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (493sH) 261
No way this can be done in 8 days
-- But the "probe" is coming from Obama, correct? It's...curious that he'd be doing this 8 days from departure. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:47 PM (+FSld) 262
I think if the election were held today that Trump would win even bigger - he might even take the popular vote overall.
Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (94JW4) 263
Barry is having a ceremony at the White House honoring Joey. Biden is crying tears of joy like he just got a lifetime supply of paste
This is pathetic... They keep giving themselves medals and honors.... Sad... Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (O2RFr) 264
Both Paul Anka and Nirvana put out songs titles "Smells like Teen Spirit".
__________________ Odes to b.o., pimple cream, and weed? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:41 PM (riF5p) ----- Its actually the same song. NOBODY knows brainless ripped it off of Paul Anka. Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (8XRCm) 265
Ivanka and Anka, no Cankles or Skanks, yo
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (9krrF) 266
Eh, look how few are brave enough to say "F it" and play in Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (NOIQH) That's true. And I guess none of them really believe Trump is a Nazi, because if they did, Roger Waters and some other Big Name Anti-Semites would surely play..... Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (SRUWQ) Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (8b+oT) 268
>>Barry is having a ceremony at the White House honoring Joey. Biden is crying tears of joy like he just got a lifetime supply of paste
White House Doctor just told him they found that Nickel he swallowed on Monday Afternoon. Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (OhOyF) 269
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office.
-- Waffle status: unfinished Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (+FSld) 270
The Rosie's get muumuus.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (Qpjvu) 271
They shouldn't have mentioned it.. He'll probably be bullied out of it like the others...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr) He's a Honey Badger; he don't give a shit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon As old as he is and as much money as he has, he has nothing to worry about. The left would have to look long and hard to find something to boycott him. Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (qpKia) 272
218 Does anyone know when you should hear whether you got inaugural ball tickets??
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy CON QUESO at January 12, 2017 03:39 PM (destP) If you search for 2017 inaugural ball, you can find the official website, where you can order tickets to either the sanctioned (official) or non-sanctioned balls. The tickets for the sanctioned events are running in the thousands... Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (VnCI9) 273
If there is some Trump White House guy reading this: get one of my books to someone like Tom Selleck please!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+) 274
Trump reminds me of a liability lawsuit mediation I attended. The back and forth between the lawyers and mediator was too much for the defendant owner of the business being sued and he finally grabbed the plaintiff attorney and told him to quit the bullshit and tell him the bottom line so we could go home or go to trial.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (dkHoZ) 275
207 175 >>>Nanyc Pelosi says the Democratic Caucus was 'Worthless and Weak' Remember that stupid giant gavel and that enormous shit eating grin on her face? Posted by: Max Power ======================== Remember how she engineering that very same majority pre-2006? Yeah, she built that majority, and now she's trashing it. If I were a potential Democratic representative, I'd have second thoughts about trying to work in Pelosi's House minority. "You owe me fealty because I got you your spot in the House, and you're fucking worthless." Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:38 PM (zdM/+ I would be very wary of the Koolaid at the next House Democrat Caucus sRetreat. Especially if they have it in Guyana Posted by: Jim Jones at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (iT57s) 276
249 White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office.
____________________ Yes, "Sir, who are you picking for your top brackets?" and "Mr. President, what enchanted you most about your time in office?" were real head-scratchers. Curiously enough, none of the media ever asked Barry questions like "Hey douchebag, why did you hire whores to piss all over your much-beloved predecessor's bed?" Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (riF5p) Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (PHcLa) 278
A party for Choo Choo? I guess they found a few more taxpayer cents in the couch they need to spend.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (+FSld) 279
but I can't believe some Big Name Celebrity or Band won't just say "Fuck It" and play Trump's inauguration
Kid Rock is playing it. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (s/EUv) 280
I don't think they are in touring mode at the moment, but seriously, what do The Rolling Stones have to LOSE by playing Trump's inauguration? Or Elton John for that matter?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (SRUWQ) Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (O2RFr) 282
23 I think Ace secretly IS Paul Anka. Which would explain a lot. Posted by: grammie winger at January 12, 2017 03:14 PM (bpfzP) Anka would NEVER play second fiddle to a mud-stuck Israeli tank. Or ban himself from his own blog. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM (XWkhW) 283
I went home with the Clintons
The way I always do How was I to know They were with the Russians too! Posted by: James Comey, FBI ubermensch at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (RFeQD) 284
C'mon. Y'all really think JEF still has a trick up his sleeze.
Pulls anything it will ignite the smoldering CW2 into a full blown inferno Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (2x9LM) 285
White House Doctor just told him they found that Nickel he swallowed on Monday Afternoon.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (OhOyF) ------------- So he'll get his Nickelback. Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (sBOL1) 286
Joey, that's not paste !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (nuyGw) 287
I would be very wary of the Koolaid at the next House Democrat Caucus sRetreat. Especially if they have it in Guyana
Posted by: Jim Jones ----- Pfft. Immolation. Make great publicity photos. Posted by: Burning Monk at January 12, 2017 03:52 PM (8b+oT) 288
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:44 PM (zdM/+)
Pa , Pa where's my ma? Gone to the White House ha ha ha Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (dkHoZ) 289
That Anka cover of Wonderwall was... unexpectedly great. I mean it, that was amazing. I always respect people who can listen to some song and hear a different genre in it. Johnny Cash did that a bunch of times. Who hears Nine Inch Nails and goes "there's a roots song in there"? Cash, that's who.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+) 290
Or Elton John for that matter?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM Elton has to worry about his faggot card being revoked. He was a nicer guy when he pretended to be bi. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (S2VsH) 291
Mister Anka is always good for a Search and Destroy mission...
Posted by: Iggy Pop at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (DpOmP) 292
So he'll get his Nickelback.
------ He's through with standing in line to clubs he'll never get in Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm) 293
White House Doctor just told him they found that Nickel he swallowed on Monday Afternoon.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 03:49 PM (OhOyF) ------------- So he'll get his Nickelback. Posted by: bluebell ----- My butt plug is also a coin bank! Posted by: Joey Biden at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 03:54 PM (aTg6G) 295
I would be very wary of the Koolaid at the next House Democrat Caucus sRetreat. Especially if they have it in Guyana
Posted by: Jim Jones at January 12, 2017 03:50 PM (iT57s) Popcorn and champagne. Haaaaaa ha ha. I can't breathe! Haaaaaa. Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (PHcLa) 296
If You read the Washington Post about the FBI investigation it makes it sound like they are looking into leaks that hurt Hillary Not that She should have been charged... I don't like the sound of this...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (O2RFr) 297
Pulls anything it will ignite the smoldering CW2 into a full blown inferno
-- I think it's all part of the continued series on delegitimizing Trump's presidency. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (+FSld) 298
Metalica would be cool. James Hetfield just moved out of San Francisco because of all the snooty libs.
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (8b+oT) 299
Curiously enough, none of the media ever asked Barry questions like "Hey
douchebag, why did you hire whores to piss all over your much-beloved predecessor's bed?" Phhhhew...yeah, I dodged a bullet there. Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (qJhUV) 300
There's a wisdom in past Presidents leaving the stage.
Obama won't see this and will be cursed for his hubris. By insisting on adulation, he'll just draw attention to his failed eight years. His Legacy will be undone. All that will be left are the bills he ran up, now part of our doubled deficit. He'll make himself the head of the Inner D Party, and lead it to even greater irrelevance. He'll pontificate, from a shrinking soapbox. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (SIY7D) 301
Elton has to worry about his faggot card being revoked.
He was a nicer guy when he pretended to be bi. Posted by: Rusty Nail He was paid huge bucks to play at Rush Limbaugh's private wedding reception to his most recent wife, because she asked for it. Rush actually talked to Sir Elton, and he laughed about the heat he was going to take for it, saying he was too old to worry about not doing what people expected of him. I guess Elton had a blast doing the reception. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (RFeQD) 302
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office.
Well tough for him. Its a relative thing, a sliding scale. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+) 303
RE: Anka
It's like the gods gathered and said, "What can we do this election to give AoSHQ a penis that can do squats?" This is sooo perfect for the Moronosphere. Next thing you know, the Inauguration Day breakfast for the DC circuit will be Kaboom! Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (1CroS) 304
Surely this should have a burning skull.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (Xuv2G) 305
296 If You read the Washington Post about the FBI investigation it makes it sound like they are looking into leaks that hurt Hillary Not that She should have been charged... I don't like the sound of this...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (O2RFr) ==================== In practical terms, a worst case scenario wouldn't invalidate the election, but would be designed to hobble Trump's presidency. I have a feeling that Trump will be able to feed a worst case scenario into the overall swamp drainage theme. I'm not really an optimist. I've just learned to never underestimate Trump's ability to get out of trouble. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (zdM/+) 306
In all likelihood, the cast of Hamilton.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:28 PM (NOIQH) No love for the cast of Camelton? Posted by: mohammed, with the sadz at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (bG+ug) 307
He'll make himself the head of the Inner D Party, and lead it to even greater irrelevance.
He'll pontificate, from a shrinking soapbox. Posted by: Ignoramus Obama's immense popularity is actually very selective. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (RFeQD) 308
It's all bullshit. When Bush set up a coalition of nations to remove Saddam Hussein, the Fake News told there i) wasn't a coalition, ii) it was a fake/forced coalition, or admitted iii) it was a small coalition. When blacks and women vote for Republicans, the Fake News tells us these people don't really exist. Now we're being told that No Celebrities are performing for President Trump. None, eh? Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (Z1+Wk) 309
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office.
poor guy Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 03:45 PM (2x9LM) Such tough questions like, Which part of your ass should we kiss today? Or, What's it like to be so great? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH) 310
Ooh, I hope he sings Lonely Boy too.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (KJQpM) 311
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM
Exactly what I was saying above. This is more delegitimizing tactics. They are trying to make sure his Presidency is in ruins before he takes office, putting pressure on him to resign "for the good of the country". These fuckers CANNOT accept that their script has been thrown out, and they absolutely WILL NOT STOP at this point, no matter what they set on fire (their own credibility, this nation, doesn't matter). Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (S2VsH) 312
I'm not really an optimist. I've just learned to never underestimate Trump's ability to get out of trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:57 PM (zdM/+) ------------ I intend to never underestimate him again. It is foolish to do so. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (xeeHA) 313
we need to stop winning, my heart can't take it.
Seriously, for all this "Trump is in over his head", the man is going to find the job very very easy. When people tell you to do things a certain way, just do the exact opposite, and it will be smooth sailing all the way. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (Uy8SG) 314
>>He was paid huge bucks to play at Rush Limbaugh's private wedding reception to his most recent wife, because she asked for it.
IIRC, Elton John also shrugged off people when they complained about him ignoring the boycott and playing in Israel. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 03:58 PM (NOIQH) 315
"Johnny Cash did that a bunch of times."
One of my favorites is his cover of Bob Marley's Redemption Song with Joe Strummer. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (SIY7D) 316
290 Or Elton John for that matter? Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2017 03:51 PM Elton has to worry about his faggot card being revoked. He was a nicer guy when he pretended to be bi. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 12, 2017 03:53 PM (S2VsH) Elton's already been through that, when he played at Rush Limbaugh's wedding a few years back. He told the SJWs to sod off. They're neighbors, and from what I understand quite friendly with each other. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (XWkhW) 317
For a lot of celebs and entertainers, they are dumb and ignorant, so they don't know what the heck is going on in the world. So they rely on other people who they trust and they happen to trust lunatic leftists who claim Trump is Hitler 2.0 and are saying "I'm not gonna perform for him, what would the world have thought if Frank Sinatra played a show for Adolph Hitler??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+) 318
300 There's a wisdom in past Presidents leaving the stage.
Obama won't see this and will be cursed for his hubris. By insisting on adulation, he'll just draw attention to his failed eight years. His Legacy will be undone. All that will be left are the bills he ran up, now part of our doubled deficit. He'll make himself the head of the Inner D Party, and lead it to even greater irrelevance. He'll pontificate, from a shrinking soapbox. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 03:55 PM (SIY7D) ==================== Because Bush left the stage, Republicans were able to have a very visible and open debate about the future of the party. No side really won, but it clarified a lot of things in the coalition. Now that a lot of that is out in the open, it becomes easier to negotiate within the coalition. And that's all because Bush did not lord of the party, dictating how things should be done. His successors tried, but they didn't have his megaphone. Obama will have that megaphone, and he'll probably prevent the public airing that the Democratic Party really needs. I don't think that it'll be healthy for the party overall. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+) 319
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo) 320
289 That Anka cover of Wonderwall was... unexpectedly great. I mean it, that was amazing. I always respect people who can listen to some song and hear a different genre in it. Johnny Cash did that a bunch of times. Who hears Nine Inch Nails and goes "there's a roots song in there"? Cash, that's who.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ------------- Yes. That Wonderwall is especially good. I always thought an album of a great crooner like Sinatra doing Ozzy covers like Crazy Train or Suicide Solution w old be awesome. And, Cash owned Hurt. Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (iGuUj) 321
Good for Anka.
But this is an inauguration, not a music fest. Posted by: Iblis at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (9221z) 322
Here's the thing about the forthcoming Trump administration.
It's going to last a whole lot longer than a mere four years. Seriously, I think he will have drained so much swamp, built so much wall, rolled back so many regs, broken the backs of so many federal agencies and mauled so very much media, that the effects will resonate not merely for years, but for decades. And that's just from his first term. Pray he remains healthy, and is as successful in office as he has been in business. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (v5iqM) 323
I'm not really an optimist. I've just learned to never underestimate Trump's ability to get out of trouble.
I agree... They mentioned that the leaks seemed to be given to Rudy Giuliani... I think if true it was because some Patriot FBI people saw that Comey wasn't gonna charge Hillary.... Hope this happens after the Inauguration... Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (O2RFr) 324
Paul Anka will headline The Night Chicago Died...
Posted by: Paper Lace at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (DpOmP) 325
302 White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office.
Well tough for him. Its a relative thing, a sliding scale. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+) ==================== "I really don't know which Republican is meanest. Man...these questions are hard." -BHO Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (zdM/+) 326
Great idea. It would be a shame to let all those kazoo and tuba players go to waste.
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (sBOL1) You need a swynet section, too, for integrity, you know. Posted by: mohammed, with the sadz at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (bG+ug) 327
So now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain, It barely covers Michelle's wide ass Of this one fact, I am most certain . . . . Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2017 04:00 PM (riF5p) 328
319
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that? Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo) Plagiarism? Posted by: nonamenic at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (aTg6G) 329
Johnny Cash did that a bunch of times. Who hears Nine Inch Nails and goes "there's a roots song in there"? Cash, that's who.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt is the perfect combination of singer and song. Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN) 330
>>... "I'm not gonna perform for him, what would the world have thought if Frank Sinatra played a show for Adolph Hitler??"
And yet singers like Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez have no problem accepting a ridiculous sum of money to play for some 3rd world dictator's kid's birthday party. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (toH8T) 332
If You read the Washington Post about the FBI investigation it makes it sound like they are looking into leaks that hurt Hillary Not that She should have been charged... I don't like the sound of this...
Well first, consider the source. And second, its kind of their job to look into crimes so it makes sense they'd poke into how the emails got leaked. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+) 333
Obama will have that megaphone, and he'll probably prevent the public airing that the Democratic Party really needs. I don't think that it'll be healthy for the party overall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+) He'll try to drag the Party even further to the left - and he'll keep on being fawned on by celebs who will make a point of coming to DC, not to see the President, but the ex-President. That won't help the Dems at all. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo) 334
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that
President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office. Well tough for him. Its a relative thing, a sliding scale. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+) Mr. President, what selfie of you is your favorite? Posted by: tu3031 at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (qJhUV) 335
I've been waiting years for Iron Maiden to do an album with Neil Diamond.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (OhOyF) 336
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo) -------------- Nothing more or less than the endless parade of celebrities and fellow-travelers he gave them to before. Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (xeeHA) 337
Barry is having a ceremony at the White House
honoring Joey. Biden is crying tears of joy like he just got a lifetime supply of paste This is pathetic... They keep giving themselves medals and honors.... Sad... Posted by: deplorable donna at January 12, 2017 03:48 PM (O2RFr) Good thing Trump is stepping in before we go full N. Korea. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (PY9jH) 338
He was paid huge bucks to play at Rush Limbaugh's private wedding reception to his most recent wife, because she asked for it.
Rush actually talked to Sir Elton, and he laughed about the heat he was going to take for it, saying he was too old to worry about not doing what people expected of him. I guess Elton had a blast doing the reception. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 12, 2017 03:56 PM (RFeQD) He was paid $1,000,000 for perhaps 3-6 hours of actually performing. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (kXoT0) 339
329 Johnny Cash did that a bunch of times. Who hears Nine Inch Nails and goes "there's a roots song in there"? Cash, that's who.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt is the perfect combination of singer and song. Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 12, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN) The music video is very haunting. Sends chills down my spine every time I hear it. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (8hICw) 340
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
-- Skinny dipping. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun, Incinerate the Man Choker at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (+FSld) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (toH8T) 342
>> tough and frequent questions from the media
I am waiting for Maria Bartiromo to come administer some tough and frequent questions. The hot tub is ready and the good Talisker is waiting. Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (TppKb) 343
147 Believe it or not, I still have my Ace of Spades shirt with the Mencken quote...
Will we really be getting shirts for this?? I'm in!!! Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 12, 2017 03:30 PM (CzSs6) Yep. Still have mine as well. Will wear it Jan 20! Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (B11vO) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:03 PM (toH8T) 345
Paul Anka: Coincidence???
What an acepalooza! Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (3jGss) 346
I get the feeling I'm missing something
Posted by: josephistan I found this out a few years ... maybe a decade. When they 1st set up the football pick pool. He is right up there next to Brian Dennehy, Chuck, Norris, Bob Dole, SMOD and maybe a few others in Moron Lore. Respect! Posted by: Paladin at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (WujO7) 347
And, Cash owned Hurt.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (iGuUj) IIRC, Trent Reznor basically told him, "yup, it's yours now, I couldn't do it any better". Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (8nWyX) 348
33 He'll try to drag the Party even further to the left - and he'll keep on being fawned on by celebs who will make a point of coming to DC, not to see the President, but the ex-President.
That won't help the Dems at all. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo) =================== "Uh...I want to thank...uh...Lena Dunham...uh...for that nice...uh...introduction. She's right...uh...about abortion. We really...uh...need to have a...uh...stronger message in support of...uh...abortion. Uh...the country is behind us....uh...and we'll...uh...lead them to a world where...uh...no woman has to...uh...pay for an abortion and ....uh...she can have as many as she...uh...wants." -BHO, modern day Cicero Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (zdM/+) 349
>>>Pray he remains healthy, and is as successful in office as he has been in business.
and i really want him to be happy. Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2017 04:04 PM (8xnXI) 350
Obama will have that megaphone, and he'll probably prevent the public airing that the Democratic Party really needs. I don't think that it'll be healthy for the party overall.
I agree, he won't let anything smart or beneficial happen to the party because that would involve serious changes in leadership and direction. All of that would be a repudiation of his years and his vision. He cannot and will not admit failure or wrong, so yeah. He'll run the party into Greens territory if God is merciful. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (39g3+) 351
He'll try to drag the Party even further to the left - and he'll keep on being fawned on by celebs who will make a point of coming to DC, not to see the President, but the ex-President.
That won't help the Dems at all. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 04:02 PM (ZM2xo) Let him turn the party into nothing but a cult to himself. That will work out so well Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (493sH) 352
It is 4:10pm EST and #HotBlonde has not been identified.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2x9LM) Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (toH8T) 354
Basically this can get no more meta unless they dig up Frank Sinatra.
Posted by: Kerry at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2bx79) 355
oh yes, precedent baracka was often frustrated by the tough and probing questions - like the one when NBC asked him how he liked the curtains in the East Room, or that one time when CNN asked if the WH chef is to his liking, but he never, NEVER lashed out at said reporters,,,,
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (c6/9Q) 356
Basically this can get no more meta unless they dig up Frank Sinatra. Posted by: Kerry at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2bx79) The entire Rat Pack. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (PY9jH) 357
350
I agree, he won't let anything smart or beneficial happen to the party because that would involve serious changes in leadership and direction. All of that would be a repudiation of his years and his vision. He cannot and will not admit failure or wrong, so yeah. He'll run the party into Greens territory if God is merciful. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (39g3+) ================== You know what can prevent that? The GOP. Let's not let that happen, shall we? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (zdM/+) Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (toH8T) 359
319 WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Posted by: Donna and V. --------------- His stellar home defense advice? Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (iGuUj) 360
>> I also read that he hired a Bruce Springsteen tribute band.
He should pepper his speech with lyrics from all the douchenozzles who insisted they wouldn't perform, regardless of whether they were asked to. Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (OhOyF) 361
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that? Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (ZM2xo) He didn't burn down the Whitehouse or the National Observatory in eight years. That is a big accomplishment for Joey Choo-Choo. Posted by: Jim Jones at January 12, 2017 04:07 PM (iT57s) 362
The music video is very haunting. Sends chills down my spine every time I hear it.
The NIN version was really powerful and haunting as well. Its the voice of someone who knows, who's been there. Cash just took it to another level, stripping it down just to the raw pain and horror and emptiness. Another amazing song about heroin is Queensryche's The Needle Lies Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+) 363
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for?
WTF did Obama get the Nobel Peace Prize for? Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (TppKb) 364
Obama will have that megaphone, and he'll probably prevent the public airing that the Democratic Party really needs. I don't think that it'll be healthy for the party overall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (zdM/+) He will probably also be a staunch proponent of Keif (intentional misspelling) Ellison style DNC rainbow rigging. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (kXoT0) 365
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted Thursday that
President Obama has at times been frustrated by tough and frequent questions from the media during his time in office. So he's having trouble playing minor league ball and then criticizing guys in the majors. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (Xuv2G) Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (Z1+Wk) 367
Good thing Trump is stepping in before we go full N. Korea.
Obama would say "Hey, Joe. How about going over there an standing on that little painted X on the ground. Good job. Now, plug your ears" Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (VndSC) 368
"President Trump, what enchants you most about being in the White House?"
A question no one in the MFM will ever ask. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (PY9jH) 369
Slone rhymes with bone.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr) 370
Don't be surprised when both obama and kerry win the peace prize next month. hillary clinton might get one, too. It's all bullshit. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (Z1+Wk) 371
You know what can prevent that?
The GOP. Let's not let that happen, shall we? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:06 PM (zdM/+) Never bet against the GOP's ability to schlong themselves. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (8hICw) 372
364 He will probably also be a staunch proponent of Keif (intentional misspelling) Ellison style DNC rainbow rigging.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 12, 2017 04:08 PM (kXoT0) ===================== If he does that, of course, Ellison is a shoe-in. So, let's not get in the way of an enemy destroying itself here. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (zdM/+) 373
"President Trump, what enchants you most about being in the White House?"
"I can text Gen Mattis and have any of you turned into a small pile of ashes. Just kidding..." Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb) 374
Basically this can get no more meta unless they dig up Frank Sinatra.
Posted by: Kerry at January 12, 2017 04:05 PM (2bx79) The entire Rat Pack. Posted by: Jane D'oh Have Michael Buble singing Sinatra songs. Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (qpKia) 375
373 "President Trump, what enchants you most about being in the White House?"
"I can text Gen Mattis and have any of you turned into a small pile of ashes. Just kidding..." Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb) "But not really." Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (8hICw) 376
373 "President Trump, what enchants you most about being in the White House?"
"I can text Gen Mattis and have any of you turned into a small pile of ashes. Just kidding..." Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:09 PM (TppKb) ====================== "It's actually a bloody pulp. He's use his fists." -DJT Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (zdM/+) 377
Yeah, I've been wondering...
Who is Slone? ...and is her Webcam's Light Meter properly calibrated? Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (OhOyF) 378
The Other Side has been spoiled for so long and gotten away with so much that they can't think more than one move ahead.
Case in point: they're forcing Trump to take some action against the Clintons. He shouldn't make Hillary a martyr by putting her in jail, but bringing down the Foundation is a response to all these attacks deligitimizing his election while also showing out MSM. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2017 04:10 PM (SIY7D) 379
"President Trump, what enchants you most about being in the White House?"
"Just knowing that HILLARY WILL NEVER LIVE HERE AGAIN. Bwaaahaahaaahaa" Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (VndSC) 380
>> WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for?
Making the choo-choo run on time? Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (Qpjvu) 381
cash's version of hurt is beautiful (and heartbreaking) in and of itself - when combined with the video, it becomes one of the most sublime pieces of art ever created (IMHO)
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (+g2h9) 382
Megadeth can play. I think Dave Mustaine is a Libertarian and a supporter of Trump.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (dkHoZ) 383
Paste eater nood up.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (iGuUj) 384
Look at these protesters at the Tillerson hearing. how can anyone not take them seriously??
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/C15qb1tUcAEiAEB.jpg Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+) 385
I especially like how pissed off all the musicians who would refuse to perform will be because they weren't asked to perform.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at January 12, 2017 04:12 PM (Halhc) 386
"President Trump, what enchants you most about being in the White House?"
........... The potential for a yuuuge and fabulous remodel job. Posted by: wth at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (HgMAr) 387
Slate tweets pic of Mattis with story about Carson
https://twitter.com/Slate/status/819612465210265600 Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 12, 2017 04:13 PM (Om16U) 388
>>>> WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for?
Not for curing cancer, that's for sure. Anyone gonna remind Obama of that frequent SOTU promise, which he put Biden in charge of delivering? Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH) 389
Yes. That Wonderwall is especially good.
I always thought an album of a great crooner like Sinatra doing Ozzy covers like Crazy Train or Suicide Solution w old be awesome. And, Cash owned Hurt. Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 12, 2017 03:59 PM (iGuUj) Check out Pat Boone's heavy metal album. Yes, you read that right. On yutubes, it is. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2017 04:15 PM (bG+ug) 390
>> Case in point: they're forcing Trump to take some
>> action against the Clintons. I have, at least since the election, felt that the proper approach would be to wait until Congress stomps its feet then reluctantly and only because the law requires it appoint the meanest spiked-collar representant-en-mission special prosecutor that can be found to drown them all in the Potomac. Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:16 PM (TppKb) 391
nood. gonna pack my last post and take it up top.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2017 04:19 PM (TppKb) 392
The only act as good a choice as Paul Anna would be Kid Rock singing American Bad Ass!
Posted by: Chilling the most at January 12, 2017 04:21 PM (SwEYQ) 393
201 He'll give full value on his money.
Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 03:36 PM (XWINP) Imposter! Posted by: m at January 12, 2017 04:22 PM (3jGss) 394
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Eating Paste ?? Posted by: EVLINC! at January 12, 2017 04:25 PM (y3aQB) 395
The guys get #MAGA shirts.
Posted by: JoanOfArgghh at January 12, 2017 04:28 PM (BC6+0) 396
WTF is Biden getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom for? What did he do to deserve that?
Didn't keep any of the teenage girls he groped as actual hostages. Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (94JW4) 397
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speaking of t-shirts, Ace Merch? An AoS logo t-shirt with #ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump on it would be, in my high opinion, bigly. Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 12, 2017 03:20 PM (Z1+Wk) How about 'Morons get shirts' in a hat tip to Mr. Integrity himself? Then cross out 'morons' and scrawl 'Ewoks' over it.Regardless, I would deliver a boxcar full of hobos to Ace for a horde themed shirt. Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at January 12, 2017 04:32 PM (Gim9y) 398
If Mustaine does A Tout Le Monde at the inauguration ... um I dunno - I'm off to get more teabaggin' puddin'. Back later.
Posted by: dw at January 12, 2017 04:48 PM (4awEj) 399
I could slice like a fuckin' hammer right now, if you know what I mean... and I think you do.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at January 12, 2017 05:16 PM (J991N) 400
At last - some f**kin' integrity!
Posted by: Penultimatum at January 12, 2017 05:18 PM (EEUs4) 401
I'm old enough to remember Paul Anka in the movies in the late 50s and early 60s. Was never a huge fan and I got thoroughly sick of My Way back in the day. That said, what would be a more appropriate song to perform for Donald Trump's inaugural? Perfect!
Posted by: Suds 46 at January 12, 2017 05:24 PM (3booC) 402
Now finally, the Never Trump Spadders can come home!!! Maybe Johnie E will quit blocking me on twitter.
Posted by: Awnree at January 12, 2017 05:40 PM (GjZuG) 403
I swear we are going to be living out the final scene from Animal House at the inauguration.
Posted by: what the whadiddyy what? at January 12, 2017 06:19 PM (xB7fY) 404
While we're talking about the inauguration you might be interested in our story about Trump's Inaugural Address. http://wp.me/p8dHcY-31
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