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This Monkey Thinks He's a Cowboy!!!!
At least, that's what you can tell your kids.
Below, an interpretation of the Buzzfeed/CNN folies a deux.Monkey tries to have sex with female deer in 'unusual' encounter caught on tape in Japan https://t.co/BCXIFuTuuC 😲
— AFP news agency (@AFP) January 10, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:02 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 01:02 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 11, 2017 01:02 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Kevin at January 11, 2017 01:03 PM (XqoIq)
Posted by: The Deer at January 11, 2017 01:03 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Jmel at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (oBwL2)
Who else did he pass it too?
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: ...and the monkey says at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Couchfucker at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (2Tbth)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (RD7QR)
Oh and Fen, I was just teasing you in the prior thread about a prior subject that had been discussed.
Nap time.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (Jcg9Q)
I hate fucking monkeys!
Posted by: The Deer at January 11, 2017 01:03 PM (NF2Bf)
Be glad all you have to worry about are monkeys
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (dnWSK)
I guess I have to do it myself.
IN MANY WAYS, THIS IS THE STORY OF OBAMA.
(and Bill Wynn)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: President Obama at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Meryl Streep at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Upper and Lower Slobbivia at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz
See #20.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 11, 2017 01:04 PM (NF2Bf)
And we have an early candidate for thread winner.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz
Nope. See #20
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: couch fucker at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (r/0kC)
Only if she didn't sign a consent form.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (X4ZNp)
Also- it was it rape-rape?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: monkey at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (HgMAr)
What's probably happening, in reality, is that the monkey is NOT the alpha male in the troop, and thus is denied mating access to the females, as the alpha males drives him away when he tries. So, in frustration, he just humps the first thing he sees.
Sure, he'd rather have a female monkey in heat, but hey, a deer will do in a pinch.
It's a famous thing that male monkeys and apes sometimes get horny in captivity -- chimps in zoos sometimes masturbate, because there are no females in their pen. Sad. But it happens in the wild too.
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)
Wish someone could say that about me!!!
Maybe it's not nap time yet.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: V the K at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (8mYHH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (F0ZHr)
Also- it was it rape-rape?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (dnWSK)
"Too Rapey?"
~ Bear from the Revenant
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
And two Giant Turtles were going at it.... with the male grunting... slowly....
Two young Mothers were there with kids... Mom was trying to explain they were play fighting, and 'that was his fighting noise'...
Been an inside joke with me and the Lady ever since...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (r/0kC)
why didn't Ace post this video with this post?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
Bloodhound Gang -- The Touch
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (jAZR9)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (BP2E4)
Wouldn't doubt it in the least.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Vox at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: redenzo at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (C8aCP)
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:09 PM (jBuUi)
Proof positive that Men are descended from Apes?
Is that where yer going???
/smile...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (qf6WZ)
>> the deer was a goat.
Or a German fourteen-year-old.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: the deer at January 11, 2017 01:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (PHZgl)
alpha male in the troop, and thus is denied mating access to the
females, as the alpha males drives him away when he tries. So, in
frustration, he just humps the first thing he sees.
.
---
Yes. THIS.
/thank you for understanding.
Posted by: Muslim Men in Europe at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)
Monkeys are fucking deer now: here is why that's good news
Posted by: Vox at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)
Five reasons Monkeys fuck deer!
Posted by: Heavy at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Vox at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)
Interracial relationships are cool these days, aren't they?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SCOAMF, the Emperor formerly known as Bambi at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: this is CNN at January 11, 2017 01:13 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)
zombie - if you have to explain the joke, its not funny.
Now the fantastic ace post that got put up here at the just slightly past noonish is ruined.
Thanks for that.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)
>> there are no females in their pen.
You know, there's probably a startup in that somewhere. Animal-satisfaction porn video for zoos and other enclosures.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (sh70B)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (sh70B)
Another "Windows help support" call. Good grief. Instead of the usual dweebs, why can't the bastards at least hire cute Korean girls to scam me?
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Feminists at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: nonamenic
But didn't you read The Constitution?
it says very clearly:
"Article XVII: The Asshole Clause.
No man shall be allowed to assume the presidency if in the judgment of the People he is an Asshole, or if he acts so much like that asshole that he is indistinguishable from one, even if he is not an asshole.
Article XVII: The Golden Shower Clause.
No man shall be allowed to assume the presidency if it is demonstrated that he enjoys le pissoir de sexe, that is, showering in urine or other unsavory bodily excretions while engaged in the process of copulation."
Posted by: zombie at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)
But then you'd have to get the monkey and the deer in the water...
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)
>> monkey is NOT the alpha male in the troop, and
>> thus is denied mating access to the females
So in other words the MONKEY is Obama?
Oh, wait, rayciss.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (TppKb)
And two Giant Turtles were going at it.... with the male grunting... slowly....
Two young Mothers were there with kids... Mom was trying to explain they were play fighting, and 'that was his fighting noise'...
Been an inside joke with me and the Lady ever since...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)
Took my kids to the Detroit Zoo when they were little and a couple of rhinos were trying to get it on.
Fuckers are HUNG. I was impressed.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)
Do you know why Ryan and McConnell want to delay replacing obamacare?
Because they want to pass a Bipartisan replacement and that will take, literally, forever to create and agree on.
The Republicans CAN replace obamacare with a straight-line party vote just like the Democrats did -- but Ryan and McConnell are SCARED SHIT of doing that.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (q+0Je)
Double down on the Trump hate, or suck up?
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Feminists at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (c6/9Q)
-------------
That's a Sika doe: they have bumps where the stag has antlers.
Posted by: Lurker 'Ette at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (adsVM)
Damn you, horny monkey!
Posted by: Bono and The Edge and the other two guys at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (qJhUV)
This is the reason Andrew Breitbart used to read us.
And throttle back, guys. I'm thisclose to puking from laughing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah, they got nothing on me
Posted by: The elephant in the room at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Where's the Medi-alert bracelet when you really need it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (V3IFq)
>> there are no females in their pen.
So in other words, a typical guy.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: this is CNN at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (TbtkA)
Obviously an Arab Mohammedan monkey. Thought the deer was a goat.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:11 PM (lEhiV)
LOL, same thought, I see.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (sh70B)
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Zs4uk)
=========================
Don't get him started on Mothers or his favorite, apple pie.
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (X4ZNp)
Double down on the Trump hate, or suck up?
Seppaku.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (iztiu)
It identifies as a female monkey.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
That's a male deer.
Posted by: Pepe at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (iztiu)
So, the monkey is a fag?
Posted by: The elephant in the room at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: AC/DC at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (C9pBZ)
How is he on the whole murder thing?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (F0ZHr)
===============
That's not a Sika doe! That's a Seka doe!
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (JBggj)
"You must avenge my death, Simba"
"I am your father"
"This is CNN"
~ Simpsons did it (Bleeding Gums Murphy Episode)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah, they got nothing on me
Posted by: The elephant in the room at January 11, 2017 01:16 PM (lEhiV)
Gee.... and all the Ladies talk about is my tongue...
Posted by: The Giraffe... at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (qf6WZ)
If you looked like a rhino, you've got to have SOMETHING going for you.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (TppKb)
Apparently Booker doesn't believe Sessions will uphold these regulations.
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (HgMAr)
111 Cory Booker is taking a strong stance against slavery right now.
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (Zs4uk)
Is he the ghey?
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 11, 2017 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm choking to death over here.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Grape Ape at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (1JnAL)
>> slavery, overseers would not be allowed to
>> randomly beat slaves in the field without just cause.
This ridiculous Federal regulatory overreach has to end.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (TppKb)
39 In before The Chicken......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LuZz
See #20.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:08 PM (Jcg9Q)
Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out. I was a little slow on hitting enter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (sh70B)
Love this 'winning' feeling.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM)
/starts to sing...
You've got, that winning feeling....
woo oh that Winning feeling...
You've got that winning feeling
Now she's gone.... gone... gone.... wooo..oh...oh...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz
It's OK, we still on for tonight?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Don't Ever Click on Links That Say Shit Like This at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (qJhUV)
>> was a little slow on hitting enter.
Gotta move fast if you want a piece of me.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (c6/9Q)
Throw in a smoker and that's a good weekend...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (C9pBZ)
Hey, The Chicken hadn't arrived when I typed it out. I was a little slow on hitting enter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz
But the monkey wasn't.....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (qf6WZ)
When's the last time a Democrat freed a slave?
Seriously, when?
A report says there are 30 million slaves, in various capacities (and definitions), living in the world today in 162 countries.
Has Cory Booker or any other Democrat ever liberated a single slave or even tried to??
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (sh70B)
This is the Horde. Healing power of and.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (mf5HN)
=========================
Are we reduced to slut-shaming Sika does now?
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Just the punchline at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Monkee at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (NOIQH)
==============
On the last donut? Wait! There's icing sticking to the box! Hurry!
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:22 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:22 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: Al Gore (sweating) at January 11, 2017 01:22 PM (F0ZHr)
>> box! Hurry!
Only choke to death on Tim Horton's, so you can get Canadian healthcare.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (X4ZNp)
Pork shoulder on the cooktop...
low and slow.
Should be ready by the time Ace gets his second post up.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (c6/9Q)
Damn, I was going to surprise him on Saturday night.
Posted by: T-Bone at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (RD7QR)
btw, is Ace trying to tell us that Trump's press conference was like a monkey trying to mount and penetrate a deer in Japan? If so, I concur.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (LuZz
It's OK, we still on for tonight?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:20 PM (lEhiV)
I wasn't slow on the enter.
Posted by: Bi-Curious George at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)
AGAIN?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)
Well I can verify ITC is a dude.
You two, however, I'll just take your word for it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
>> Lincoln freed the slaves.
Took that long to get to a threadwinner.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)
Every other gif yesterday was TFG at his farewell press conference or on stage with his fam.
I've decided that this posts's subject matter is a perfect representation of the people that would gleefully post those gifs.
Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (hvf9s)
I've never missed a person whom I've never met more than him.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (X4ZNp)
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He kinda looks like he has a monkey on his back.
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: John McCain at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (BhaFh)
Thursday lunch?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)
Took a job as a chicken sexer, wasn't nearly as fun as it sounds.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:23 PM (X4ZNp)
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He kinda looks like he has a monkey on his back.
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (X4ZNp)
Or in his butthole, the monkey fucker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (sh70B)
Really, it was performance art. I was trying to depict a metaphor of John McCain to America.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Dr. Venkman at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rapey Tuesday at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (NF2Bf)
>> fun as it sounds.
Oh god, there's a song that belongs here, but I can't remember the name to link a video...
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)
I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Bambi at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)
Neither is helping with the harvest of lamb fries. Take my word for it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
>> in his mouth?
You are assuming he doesn't?
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (LMcFk)
Love this 'winning' feeling.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:18 PM (2x9LM
Probably. Remember they're already trying to stop using it.
They had become so numb to us just calling them liars, that they forgot we were doing it. Then they went and created a meme for us to co-opt to call attention to their continued lies.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (cAnNx)
Aaaaaand they cut away at 10:33 am.
Go Trump!
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Baboon at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)
He spent too much time in GA prisons?
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Achmed the goat fucker at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (I8rcI)
I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)
Fuck that piece of shit McStain.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Maybe because he has a ballsack in his mouth?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (s5o+q)
Almost exactly 8 years ago.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
Believing we NEED the RINO's for anything is exactly the wrong type of thinking that got us into this mess.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (q+0Je)
>> vote.
Actually, what we need is an injury that, while not fatal, disables him long enough to turf him out of his seat.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: fallen leaf at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (Queum)
Sympathy for him = Officially All Used Up.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:29 PM (TOk1P)
They'll get to stop using it when Trump tells them they can.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (qpKia)
I hope he can get over it, we need the dickhead's vote.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)
Its funny that you think that without Trump's comment that McCain wouldn't be constantly stabbing a Republican president in the back.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (JNDQi)
and all I got was this deer
Posted by: monkey t-shirt at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (u0s1P)
I'm done playing nice with the RINOs in fear they won't vote our way.
It's time to give these Shits THE STICK.
NO MORE CARROTS!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (q+0Je)
Professional race pimp.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 01:30 PM (/tuJf)
Does Amazon sell goat butt-shavers? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mohammed al-Mohammed at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (X4ZNp)
And the white one didn't have to smile as much.
Fucking discrimination.
Where are the reparations?
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)
Ummm, hate to tell you, but it doesn't sound fun at all.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (F0ZHr)
- AFP news agency (@AFP) January 10, 2017
This tape was leaked by the FBI. But the real question is: Why are the Russians trying to go after this monkey?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (q+0Je)
And the white one didn't have to smile as much.
Fucking discrimination.
Where are the reparations?
Posted by: jwest at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (Zs4uk)
Tell me you're joking.
Posted by: T-Bone at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)
This could be my ticket back to the big time!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 01:32 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
I still have the fckers bumper stick on my old truck, think I'll take it and Rino Romney's off.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (y37Zc)
This one will be historic...
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal. But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (I8rcI)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (TppKb)
I don't know if I can explain it; I just love her pert posterior and washboard abs. And the legs! They just go on and on!
Posted by: The Monkey, Daily Mail Headline Writer
FIFY
Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)
>> slavery, overseers would not be allowed to
>> randomly beat slaves in the field without just cause.
This ridiculous Federal regulatory overreach has to end.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:19 PM (TppKb)
Hopefully they'll get rid of that absurd rule that whips must be made by union labor.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hamilton at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (sCjDS)
The day AtC killed Kenny.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (F0ZHr)
That chili BC has been feeding you?
Not carrots.
Posted by: Scott Tennerman at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (TOk1P)
http://tinyurl.com/jeg87ep
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (lEhiV)
Sir, is there a point in there somewhere?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (F0ZHr)
The New Hotness: Deerfucking Monkey
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Joker at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (BhaFh)
So when we lash you to a post, pull down your trousers, and whip you until you bleed for that failure, will she change her ways?
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:35 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Will Bynn at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (2x9LM)
McStain ? What's his piece-of-$#1t name ?
Don't want to ragestroke, so I'll just hit "post" and read the content ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (nuyGw)
Brit living in NYC, until recenly, editor of Murdoch's HeatStreet site.
She recently left because she had a mental breakdown, for reals.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (BhaFh)
McStain needs to have a splinteed feces-sodden pongee stick shoved up his ass. Sideways.
His "POW" card expired during the Keating Five hearings. I hope Trump bitch-slaps him so hard Meggie Mac ends up with a sore ass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO)
>> setting one of these accounts up.
I think I'm gonna go get a tan like Talcum X.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)
Back to his twitter whore again, eh?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: General Zod at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)
Kenny Loggings is dead?
___________________
Yes. He fell of the back of a deer and broke his neck.
His last words were "I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (4AVeu)
I'd be on that, except first I'm in this oily ball-pit with these Irish chicks, and these Korean chicks, and...
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:25 PM (tewYv)
Ummm, hate to tell you, but it doesn't sound fun at all.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 11, 2017 01:31 PM (LMcFk)
I ain't sayin' anything.
Posted by: Teh Chikkun at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (2x9LM)
No one in his family, in over a hundred years, has had a non government job.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (lEhiV)
>> hearing?
It will be a great day in America when the Navy gets all the gender-specific heads it needs, and George Soros has to hold a bake sale to buy a protester.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 11, 2017 01:36 PM (BhaFh)
When the monkey's on your back
And he's got his schlong in your ass
I'll come running, to see you again
Posted by: James Taylor, Diplomat at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)
His last words were "I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me."
Dang, got his foot loose from his stirrups - falling into the danger zone!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (X6fMO)
Rep. Cedric Richmond
*yeah, no clue
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (2x9LM)
Allahpundit is getting all excieted over it at Hotair...
Does AP and his hero "Little Marco" know the reason Aleppo is being bombed is because a bunch of jihadists took the place over? Do they realize that we helped and funded them because Obama, McCain, and Little Marco think they are "freedom fighters"? You know killing and raping infidels do not make you a "freedom fighter".
I guess everyone involved in turning Japanese cities into rubble is a war criminal according to Little Marco, Allahpundit, etc.
This is why I hate neo-cons, and the anti-Russian propagandists. It is not so much they are against Russia, but they always seem to love Jihadists killing infidels...including Russian school kids...
Posted by: William Eaton at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (X6fMO)
They were totally awesome until they sold out....
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at January 11, 2017 01:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (VndSC)
I've never missed a person whom I've never met more than him.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 01:24 PM (q177U)
Ditto that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 01:37 PM (zc3Db)
Congress?
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (cfjq1)
I guess that put him in the danger zone.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (OD2ni)
He would scream like a seven-year-old girl.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 01:40 PM (VndSC)
Kinky.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (0mRoj)
Saw 'em open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in '95 at the Enid Festival.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)
Capping things off, I see that Daily Mail has an item up entitled "Nasty As She Wanna Be" about Lena Dunham's day at the beach.
People kept trying to push her back out into the surf
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (J+eG2)
----------------------------
Saw 'em open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in '95 at the Enid Festival.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)
Where were we? Those sound like great shows.
Posted by: The Butthold Surfers at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (TOk1P)
Wednesday?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (eXSOZ)
Trump is going to have to fire a ton of people, I don't see what choice he has.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (VdICR)
>> goggles and a riding crop.
And a black-and-white checkerboard condom?
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (TppKb)
Capping things off, I see that Daily Mail has an item up entitled "Nasty As She Wanna Be" about Lena Dunham's day at the beach.
People kept trying to push her back out into the surf
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)
Some Japanese guys tried to harpoon her.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (0mRoj)
Motion To Quash Assault By Long-Distance Tweet
1/11/2017 Update Eichenwald has withdrawn his lawsuit in Texas because
Posted by: EVLINC! at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (y3aQB)
Like the jockeys on The Flintstones!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: the Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (+wjl1)
People kept trying to push her back out into the surf
FREE WILLY!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (qpKia)
I'll take Typos Funnier Than the Original for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)
Lizzy set it out above.
She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.
ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (JBggj)
Foreplay
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (NF2Bf)
***************************
Analapundit is a worm, a shitstain and fucking failure of a human being who should be dropped in a vat of boiling acid.
But other than that he's alright.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (pCUr3)
>> don't see what choice he has.
The term 'fire' has several potential meanings.
Personally, the one that involves reactivating an Iowa BB and stuffing Federal employees up the barrels of the 16in rifles followed by two bags of powder strikes me as the most apt.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: THE CAPTAIN at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (q177U)
I coulda learned to rope and ride....
Wearin my 6 shooter
driving my deer as I cum inside....
Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 01:44 PM (qf6WZ)
Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.
Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (dkHoZ)
Posted by: George Michael at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2017 01:33 PM (y37Zc)
------------------------------------
I have 4 kids from late teens to late 20's and they have a lot of Obama-voting friends. Most of them are getting sick of the Streep-type of antics.
They may not be quick to connect the dots, but there are cracks in the alliance of fools.
And, as the late, great Leonard Cohen said, cracks are how the light gets through.
Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (Nox3c)
And not just people hired in the last eight years either. This shit has been going on a long, long time. Barry was just more enthusiastic in how he used it.
I don't know who coined the term "The Deep State" ... but I think it describes the current predicament quite damn well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Neil deAss Tyson at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (X4ZNp)
Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.
Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)
My personal opinion is the Obama years has been one long continuous shark jump.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (8mYHH)
Talk impeachment. I expect journalists to ask Trump Team about not mere contact with Russia but hacking collusion
She talks funny, and her shit's all retarded.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Moran Moran at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (VFhMt)
Later.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
315 Who is Louise Mensch and what has she done with ACE?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)
Lizzy set it out above.
She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.
ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)
Looks like she's British. And claims to be a conservative.
And a Feminist.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 01:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)
At least back through Clinton, maybe even Bush 41, to some extent even Reagan.
Every so often I think we need to have a Trident missile test accident that renders DC uninhabitable.
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)
Also, I have a hang nail.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)
Water: Wet
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (8hICw)
I'm so tired, reporting this hard work, there is so much evidence. If we are impeaching and it seems we are please get on with it.
C'mon. English can't be her first language.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (ul9CR)
Also, I have a hang nail.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)
Water: Wet
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (8hICw)
Crime in Gotham City!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (8hICw)
Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.
Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)
A shame that they couldn't be smart and just ignored the election. Rather than make it so integral to the plot of two fucking whole seasons of their series.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)
ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)
Looks like she's British. And claims to be a conservative.
And a Feminist.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2017 01:47 PM (cAnNx)
Yes... British calling American Traitors...
Jolly Good!
Posted by: King George at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)
Lizzy set it out above.
She seems to be absolutely nuts. She is convinced that Trump will be impeached and verges into calls for treason charges.
ace is just playing footsie with that whore twitter, it's nothing serious.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 01:43 PM (mf5HN)
She's kind of hot and I had a thing for her when she was in Parliament. Unfortunately, she has jumped over to the crazy side of the hot/crazy scale.
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: Dieter at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (FwRqg)
Posted by: OCBill at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (df+Zi)
I think they need an "L".
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (QCwhW)
Based on the federal employees I've interacted with you'll need something a bit wider than 16".
Posted by: moon over vermont at January 11, 2017 01:50 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (nFdGS)
Next time you're stuck into the sex addict funny farm and they send you out horsebackriding, if you see a cute doe strolling around, you know what to do....
Be sure to send out a selfie during the act...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (ZM2xo)
Indian brave- 'No. Run too fast. Ass too high.'
OK, that's from over 55 years ago.
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (zLDYs)
>> BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG
The Irrelevance of Black America, Chapter 24
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)
Next you are going to tell me they think Trump is unfit to be president.
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (lEhiV)
At this point, it's really hard to take those Colored People seriously.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (BhaFh)
She doesn't know basic grammar and she was an MP?
Deplorable.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (ul9CR)
Ray, a drop of golden sun-UNH UNH
Posted by: the monkey at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Eyewitness News at Six at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (qJhUV)
And a Feminist.
She's the "conservative" who was caught in the wikileaks dump sending political commercial ideas to Hillary capitalizing on her being the first female candidate.
She was also demanding in twitter that we start a war with Russia a few weeks ago because hacking!!!!!
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (X6fMO)
The Irrelevance of Black America, Chapter 24
Posted by: JEM at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)
Black LEADERSHIP. I never discount the poor victims of Democrat/LBJ Socialism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (BhaFh)
Or is it colored persons?... Can't remember
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: A monkey in a smoking jacket, listening to some Coltrane at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:52 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (VGRuw)
She's a One, per the Binary Scale.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (QCwhW)
Interesting... Brit Citizen... living in New York...
Wonder what her GREEN CARD STATUS IS...
Because she should not be meddling in US Elections...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (qf6WZ)
Yes. He fell of the back of a deer and broke his neck.
His last words were "I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me."
He died doing what he loved.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (q+0Je)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (QM5S2)
Married to an American, record producer or club manager?
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2017 01:42 PM (VdICR)
Might be tough to fire them because of civil service rules. He might have to establish a parallel agency to do the actual work, and marginalize the present one.
I hate to see the government expanded, but there may not be another way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:55 PM (NOIQH)
It normally takes years to get a spouse a Green Card to come over here...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: stupid monkey tricks at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (HgMAr)
A: They're all f***ing useless.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (3J/LN)
We've talked enough about monkeys here for the rest of the year.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (q+0Je)
Might be tough to fire them because of civil service rules. He might have to establish a parallel agency to do the actual work, and marginalize the present one.
I hate to see the government expanded, but there may not be another way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 01:56 PM (SRKgf)
I was surprised to find out that the 'Civil Service Rules' were just that... rules...
The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (O2RFr)
Apparently Trey and Matt so despised Trump running they refused to put him in eps last season; thus Mr Garrison served as a Trump stand in. Next season will be interesting! We will see if Trump Derangement syndrome makes them finally jump the shark.
Posted by: LizLem at January 11, 2017 01:45 PM (hvf9s)
My personal opinion is the Obama years has been one long continuous shark jump.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)
Pretty much.
Trey and Matt literally had quality hilarious satire gifted them almost every week with Obama-
yet they completely abandoned the political aspect of their satire cuz historic first, I guess.
Terrible mistake. Well, maybe in the near future buttinsky jack-off Oblabla can get their satirical attention.
And then going for written months ahead long arc storylines did them no favors either.
This year was probably the worst ever cuz the SP shows were never on target so much so that even rewriting the last two or three episodes just pointed out how shoddy and off-point the whole season had been.
I suspect that with Trump there will be a lot of surprises esp. if they keep going with the alternate universe leftist viewpoint they adopted last year-
so that the long arc storylines written months ahead will almost certainly kill the series.
We'll see...they're smart guys but, as usual, leftard politics and laziness may kill off the golden goose.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: nonamenic at January 11, 2017 01:27 PM (lEhiV)
What makes you think McStain wouldn't vote with the democrats, if he thought he could shaft Trump by so doing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (HgMAr)
____________________
Tough to fire them for disciplinary reasons.
Not tough to fire them for fiscal and operational needs.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (4AVeu)
The correct CNN style guide term is "golden shower hacking of US elections."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (HgMAr)
Or, trying American BBQ for the first time.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 01:58 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at January 11, 2017 01:05 PM (RD7QR)
Lol.
...and monkeys suck. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 01:59 PM (Pby3z)
I'm so tired, reporting this hard work, there is so much evidence. If we are impeaching and it seems we are please get on with it.
Deportation is more likely than impeachment.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 11, 2017 01:59 PM (nFdGS)
The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Hmmm. That's good to know.
I withdraw my comment then. Fire their asses!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 11, 2017 01:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (VndSC)
Oh, FFS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (F0ZHr)
How was your tea? What kind of tea? Did you have crumpets?
I take it back. ace is monkeying the twitter deer right now.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)
What colors do they represent? White is a color, so is purple, and green......and beige......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (WeFD2)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (BhaFh)
And speaking of sports- the whole concept of fist bumping originated when Moises Alou started urinating on his hands to make them tougher- his teammates didn't want to shake his hand/high five him, so they just fist bumped him.
And no, not makin' this up.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
--------------------------
SOME rules, yes.
But most of the onerous ones, even if they just BEGAN as EOs, have been codified into law.
Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (WeFD2)
Does this monkey make my ass look big?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Pby3z)
had bellies with scars.
The Football Fucking Monkeys
had none upon thars!
Posted by: Dr. Seuss at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (C8aCP)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (c6/9Q)
You'd be surprised what the little bastards will do for a banana.
Posted by: Jane at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (X6fMO)
- Louise Mensch
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:01 PM (4AVeu)
Seriously AP!? thats was damn good cawfee I spit on the screen!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (Pby3z)
I heard he has publicly defended cute puppies and kittens too.
#Brave
Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (1BQGO)
You'd be surprised what the little bastards will do for a banana.
-----
But first, ......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (qpKia)
I know, right? Mickey Dolenz just begs to be slugged.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (F0ZHr)
That was also when umpires stopped checking pitchers for spitballs.
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (VndSC)
"BREAKING NEWS : ESPN reporting "urine is sterile" so germaphobe excuse doesn't hold water."
And speaking of sports- the whole concept of fist bumping originated
when Moises Alou started urinating on his hands to make them tougher-
his teammates didn't want to shake his hand/high five him, so they just
fist bumped him.
So...golden shower really is a "water sport"?
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 02:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 02:04 PM (qUNWi)
How was your tea? What kind of tea? Did you have crumpets?
I take it back. ace is monkeying the twitter deer right now.
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)
**waves to Alex**
Tea was fine. Yorkshire Gold, with an apple turnover.
Somehow, I can just imagine June Cleaver talking to Ward: "Ace is monkeying the twitter, dear, right now."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
__________________
No. This isn't about rules. There is a collective bargaining agreement that deals with layoffs and terminations. The President can't fire employees in exempt positions without cause. Executive appointees he can fire. Exempt employees covered under the collective bargaining agreement he can't.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (O2RFr)
And THIS is in the running for next year's Fantasy Football team name. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (I8rcI)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (qpKia)
I almost got arrested the other day in the park for spanking the monkey.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2017 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:03 PM (O2RFr)
They were pissed on today.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 11, 2017 02:07 PM (ZM2xo)
BECAUSE PLUTO IS A PLANET!
http://bit.ly/2jEBTJu
Posted by: alexthechick - I see you tree rats at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah right....
Posted by: Uranus at January 11, 2017 02:08 PM (Pby3z)
Do you do that on all your buddies' shallow graves, or was this guy special to you?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:08 PM (BhaFh)
Then there was "geyser" and "geezer." Yes, I thought "Old Geezer" referred to that thingy in Yosemite.
English be hard.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:09 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Uranus at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (Pby3z)
The wisest owl hears all before he flies.
Hmm. Good to know. Imma send that to Buzzfeed
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (3vZls)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (JNDQi)
Stay strong brother...our day will soon come.
*jizz-soaked fistbump*
Posted by: Chargers Security at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (Pby3z)
The hand pissing or the monkey/deer f**king?
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 11, 2017 02:06 PM (O2RFr)
Barky prefers to jerk-off fish.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (zc3Db)
If nobody's taken that softball yet.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (FuAhx)
I'm making a dog book post for bookhorde.
Is Saturday a good day for that sort of thing, do you think? (Same as pet thread)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 11, 2017 02:10 PM (JNDQi)
-------------------------
I approve of this message. Bigly.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:12 PM (Nox3c)
*jizz-soaked fistbump*
Can't stop laughing...
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2017 02:11 PM (BhaFh)
Figures garret, because you're a sick pup. But I like that about you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 11, 2017 02:13 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2017 02:13 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 11, 2017 02:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2017 02:14 PM (oiNtH)
339 BREAKING: NAACP SAYS SESSIONS UNFIT TO BE AG
Also, I have a hang nail.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 01:49 PM (F0ZHr)
So an organization founded by pasty white leftists around 1910 (along with WEB DuBois as the token negro), who didn't have a non-white President of the organization until 1975, they don't think Sessions, Destroyer of The Alabama Ku Klux Klan, is fit to be AG?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2017 02:14 PM (oiNtH)
Or right, if you're the monkey.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
And that's a GOOD thing.
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (3vZls)
Posted by: Andrew Monkeydoza at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: George Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:15 PM (87y4e)
Monkey: "Sure. Sure I do, babe."
*swings off into trees smoking a cigarette*
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (HgMAr)
And that's a GOOD thing.
Got any links or at least a name to google?
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (rX06+)
Don't go there...
Posted by: Deermouse at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)
But most of the onerous ones, even if they just BEGAN as EOs, have been codified into law.
Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Nox3c)
Actually, you'd be surprised at how little...
I went looking awhile back... Congress ceded most of its authority to the Office of Personnel Management for making rules, that another Board then used to decide on Discipline...
The Office of Personnel Management works for the President as the Chief Executive... so its going to turn out to be one of his most important Picks for Appointed positions... one he has not made yet.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Under Barky, OPM was a fully-owned Chinese subsidiary.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (zc3Db)
403 380----The President can rescind them with a signature on an Executive order.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 01:57 PM (qf6WZ)
--------------------------
SOME rules, yes.
But most of the onerous ones, even if they just BEGAN as EOs, have been codified into law.
Posted by: The 5 fans of Wiz Khalifa chilling in North Dakota at January 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Nox3c)
----------------
Horseshit. What a president does without congress can be undone by a president without congress.
Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 11, 2017 02:16 PM (rX06+)
Trish Regan, I guess.
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (8mYHH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (F0ZHr)
Yep. Thanks to President Precedent.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (+wjl1)
I think they need an "L"."
Nah, just three more "C"s
Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 11, 2017 02:20 PM (rznWS)
She was also demanding in twitter that we start a war with Russia a few weeks ago because hacking!!!!!
Posted by: Big & Rich at January 11, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
So, insane, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:21 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2017 02:19 PM (+wjl1)
Aw, c'mon. Cowboy up.
er . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:21 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 11, 2017 02:22 PM (/CIN4)
Pretty standard ending, actually.
Well, except for the guard rail.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:22 PM (J+eG2)
Stupid deer.
*swims off*
Posted by: Monkfish at January 11, 2017 02:23 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 01:54 PM (QCwhW)
Never stick your dick in Crazy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:23 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)
Then he needs to convince congress to outlaw government unions. It's long overdue anyway.
Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (KP5rU)
That deer didn't end up in the monkey cage just by chance ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Pixies at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (EZVcm)
Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Fmupd)
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Sure, that applies to rules that are simple EOs.
But a lot of rules that began as simple EOs were later codified by Congress in various civil-service laws. You need Congress to overturn those.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)
PUTIN! DAMN YOU, PUTIN!
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: The Monkey at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (KP5rU)
Sorry, but a Collective Bargaining agreement does not Trump the President's Power as Chief Executive.
This whole thing has never been tested in Court.... where the President would, most probably, win.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:27 PM (3vZls)
"And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families. Hoard food."
So after calling Trump a nazi, a klansman, a clown, a rapist, a monster, and a moron, he's not friendly with them, and this guy thinks that's a sign of the apocalypse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:27 PM (39g3+)
I was trying to make that deer have a baby. I was thinking it would have a monkeydeer baby.
Great, a deer that can fling its poo
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 02:28 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Nox3c)
Nope.... the last Act was in 1978, which created the OPM and ceded most of the rule making authority to it...
The OPM works for the President...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:28 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (EZVcm)
Tom Cotton
@CoryBooker attacks on Jeff Sessions are so far-fetched I half-expected his make-believe friend T-Bone to be next witness.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (q177U)
Sorry, but a Collective Bargaining agreement does not Trump the President's Power as Chief Executive.
This whole thing has never been tested in Court.... where the President would, most probably, win.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 11, 2017 02:26 PM (qf6WZ)
And, as has been said before, "how many divisions does the Court control?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (qpKia)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (3vZls)
http://tinyurl.com/jeh5kp3
Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (WeFD2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2017 02:29 PM (F0ZHr)
Then what CAN I stick my dick in ... other than couches, chickens, and toasters.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (s5o+q)
"And just like that, Trump isn't funny anymore. That press
conference was...terrifying. We're fucked. Go be with your families.
Hoard food."
Is Trump tapping their phones?
Has his DoJ secretly subpoenaed all of their phone records?
Is he prosecuting them for publishing state secrets to find out the whistle-blower source?
Posted by: The Pixies at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (NOIQH)
Every knee shall bend, Oswald.
Posted by: General Zod at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Soona at January 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Fmupd)
-------------------------
AMEN.
You won't see big changes until that is done.
But is it possible? I wish.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
---------------
Two scoops.
Posted by: The California Raisin Union Local #638 at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (I8rcI)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (KP5rU)
Supposedly he was retiring anyway after this term, but I think this event really made sure of that.
Posted by: Maritime at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (rLp05)
Posted by: Big Rich at January 11, 2017 02:04 PM
You don't wanna know what happens in the pool ...
Posted by: Your Olympic Swimmers at January 11, 2017 02:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2017 02:05 PM (4AVeu)
If he is firing them for disloyalty, there is your cause, right there.
"You really want to grieve this, fuckwit, and have your treasonous actions made known to the entire country, such that you couldn't get a job as a leaf-blower operator, even if all the mexicans are run out?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (bG+ug)
Every. Single. Time.
I blamed McGovern.
Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at January 11, 2017 02:33 PM (ZcM56)
Then what CAN I stick my dick in ... other than couches, chickens, and toasters.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 11, 2017 02:30 PM (QCwhW)
Pudding
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2017 02:34 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Nox3c)
There are ways. An "Establishment" R or D would never use them.
But there are ways, known to savvy businessmen, to rid yourself of deadweight employees (or worse, employees actively working against the management's strategies).
Reassignment to the Williston, ND field office, changing job descriptions and duties (or requiring legitimate job tasks you know that the person will refuse to perfom), playing with the GS schedule compensation, etc., etc.
Yeah, eliminating federal unions and getting Congress on board with drain-the-swamp changes are the cleaner way to do it. But not the only way.
Posted by: filbert at January 11, 2017 02:36 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at January 11, 2017 02:38 PM (ZcM56)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2017 03:31 PM (OrOrc)
Posted by: petedoc810 at January 11, 2017 05:10 PM (XWdwS)
Humorous understatement. Note the scare quotes.
Posted by: Rich Rostrom at January 11, 2017 06:51 PM (YkV15)
Posted by: DaveJ at January 11, 2017 07:29 PM (b6jcm)
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Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)