What Else Is There To Do? Open Thread

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It's the middle of winter. What else are you going to watch?


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Enjoy the game. Or a movie, or a show, or a book, or a walk around the block. Happy Saturday night until The ONT shows up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:53 PM




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1 hello

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 07:54 PM (Om16U)

2 I'm first!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 07:55 PM (Om16U)

3 3rd!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2017 07:56 PM (X5s8b)

4 th

Because I stopped to read the content. Only for the articles.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh dang at January 07, 2017 07:58 PM (5a8XA)

5 Thursday night football uniforms suck, even on the SeaGals.

Posted by: SteveO'Reno at January 07, 2017 07:59 PM (N5IYA)

6 At least with those neon-lime outfits, they won't be easy to lose in the snow.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lime jello? at January 07, 2017 08:00 PM (5a8XA)

7 First elbows post of the year!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2017 08:00 PM (kTF2Z)

8 4 th

Because I stopped to read the content. Only for the articles.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh dang at January 07, 2017 07:58 PM (5a8XA

I really do appreciate you taking the time to read my prose mindful


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:01 PM (voOPb)

9 That first cheerleader in the last pic has a nice set of legs on her.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:01 PM (hVdx9)

10 You know what's wrong with chess. No cheerleaders.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 08:02 PM (Nwg0u)

11 Rumor has it that Obama had a huge bash last night filled with celebrities.

Is that why I never heard him say "we must act in restraint, not jump to any conclusions, and make sure that no muslims are targeted in retailation for this attack. Remember, islam means peace."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 08:02 PM (J5mC3)

12 Not many are going to be walking around as cold as it is today......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (JNDQi)

13 Please Lord, deliver us from neon uniforms.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (Nox3c)

14 We promised you eight inches of snow, we were misquoted we meant eight MM.

Posted by: NOAA at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (pvwwD)

15 ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SUMO???

Love that song.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (V3IFq)

16 Finally! We get some football around here. Thank you!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (bpfzP)

17 Since this just got willowed in the last thread and the subject of elbows is up:

203 The IQ of this thread is much too high. Allow me to help correct that.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gvs7h22

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This'll knock a few IQ points down.

https://youtu.be/3zrOoRfMVOE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

You all are not doing it right:

http://tinyurl.com/jqpkgfe

Know your audience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (92kX2)

18 You know we own Bunny Bread right?

Posted by: NOAA at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (pvwwD)

19 12 Not many are going to be walking around as cold as it is today......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (JNDQi)

Oh heavens forbid the thermometer says above freezing in TX



J/K linda.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (voOPb)

20 Bobby Fisher, where is he?

I don't know
I don't know

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (kTF2Z)

21 * That first cheerleader in the last pic has a nice set of legs on her.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:01 PM (hVdx9)*

And elbows.

Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (LTE9d)

22 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (KCxzN)

23 9 That first cheerleader in the last pic has a nice set of legs on her.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:01 PM (hVdx9)

Both squads leave much to be desired don't they considering they are NFL cheerleaders. But I understand looking for a silver lining here

Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (tPC7s)

24 Please Lord, deliver us from neon uniforms.

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In fact, let's lose the uniforms completely. Maybe the boots could remain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 08:04 PM (Nwg0u)

25 MH: I really do appreciate you taking the time to read my prose mindful

Hanged on every word.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lime jello? at January 07, 2017 08:05 PM (5a8XA)

26 Sack leaders. Do they work at a grocery store?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 08:05 PM (IqV8l)

27 13 Please Lord, deliver us from neon uniforms.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (Nox3c)

I know, right?

Posted by: Green Lantern at January 07, 2017 08:05 PM (92kX2)

28 Mis Hum has saved us from an entire season of pretending there is no football. I love Mis Hum.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:06 PM (bpfzP)

29 I was just about to put this in the last thread. Karl Denninger's take on the DNI report about Russia trying to influence the American election:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231755

This pretty much agrees with my own take on the matter in every respect, although he says it better than I can.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

30 Seattle has to be destroyed.
Seriously.
A couple of weeks ago they came out dressed like cheap high-lighters.
This cannot stand.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2017 08:06 PM (Nox3c)

31 14 We promised you eight inches of snow, we were misquoted we meant eight MM.
Posted by: NOAA at January 07, 2017 08:03 PM (pvwwD)

Ain't that the truth. There was mass hysteria here and people acting like they had to prepeare their families like Jack Torrance for a winter at the Overlook.

Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:07 PM (tPC7s)

32 KInda surprised milspecmonkey hasn't come out with a Russian Hacker morale patch yet.

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:07 PM (U0lQa)

33
I'm not watching the game. Intercourse the NFL. But if someone goes over to the sideline and breaks Pete Carroll in two please let me know

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (auHtY)

34 Chemlights with elbows...?

Posted by: Jenk at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (MCeFD)

35 *Mis Hum has saved us from an entire season of pretending there is no football. I love Mis Hum.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:06 PM (bpfzP)*

To be fair, the playoffs are the only thing that matters.

Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (LTE9d)

36 You all are not doing it right:

http://tinyurl.com/jqpkgfe

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Something's rising but I'm not sure it's my IQ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)

37 Everybody knows fire can't melt steel.

Posted by: Coach Petey Carroll at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

38 So who told you we own Nestle?


Elsie the Cow? On the payroll during winter.

Posted by: NOAA at January 07, 2017 08:09 PM (pvwwD)

39 Grammie Winger your fridge noise is probably the fan in the freezer compartment, the bearings go bad. If you go to a refrigeration supply house they have a universal replacement for under $20. Just have to find it under a cover and replace.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill formerly from Canada at January 07, 2017 08:09 PM (B7D93)

40 Hideous cheerleading uniforms. I'm not jealous. Honestly.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 08:10 PM (nQ10o)

41 NAOO, I promised my lady 8 inches too. Can I also use your excuse?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:10 PM (hVdx9)

42 Grammie, I love you to

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:11 PM (voOPb)

43 41
NAOO, I promised my lady 8 inches too. Can I also use your excuse?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:10 PM (hVdx9)

Works for our boss, Obama

Posted by: NOAA at January 07, 2017 08:11 PM (8fdt8)

44 MisHum,
Hey, it got down to 19 at my house last night.....that's cold!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (JNDQi)

45 These jackbooted minions may be able to extract information from unwary 'rons.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (EnKk6)

46 What team wears neon green uniforms?

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

47 Is there more than one Ohio State University? If not, they're just being jackasses

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

48 Going to be SEVEN here tonight.

Posted by: Operator 7 at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (8fdt8)

49 *These jackbooted minions may be able to extract information from unwary 'rons.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (EnKk6)*

Good call!

Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (LTE9d)

50 Heh, the commie vegan restaurant shutting down, now the owner is trying to... you guessed it, sell the property, and go on vacation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

51 The AFL/NFL merger was an inside job.

Posted by: Coach Petey Carroll at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

52 oooh

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (tHwdc)

53 Aetius451AD, we are trying to LOWER things.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

54 That team in the bottom picture has some ugly ass uniforms. They look like Rockette rejects.

Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:14 PM (BO/km)

55 Wind has shifted to out of the South. Next five days, temperatures rising into the 40s, 50s, 60s!

Then, the wind shifts to out of the North again. Freezing and good possibility of snow (finally).

Ooooooooo-OH!klahoma... where it's winter or summer depending on whichever way the wind blows.

Cue FZ!
https://youtu.be/X16Y-Z-IBDQ

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all right by me-ee at January 07, 2017 08:14 PM (5a8XA)

56 I like the green uniforms. But, I'm kinda ... odd.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 07, 2017 08:15 PM (yTnCT)

57 This pretty much agrees with my own take on the matter in every respect, although he says it better than I can.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

Good article.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2017 08:15 PM (92kX2)

58 54. Freaked - such harsh words..... I'll need at least two weeks to comfort them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:15 PM (/FipJ)

59 36 You all are not doing it right:

http://tinyurl.com/jqpkgfe

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Something's rising but I'm not sure it's my IQ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)
~~~~~~~~

Kate . . . . elbows extraordinaire!

FINALLY an elbows thread!
Just because some of the players are a bunch of commie jackasses that is no reason to punish the lovely lasses on the sidelines.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (lQqij)

60 You sure their not roadside construction workers?

Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (5sOEp)

61 53 Aetius451AD, we are trying to LOWER things.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

And as the blood rushes from your brain...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (92kX2)

62 We promised you eight inches of snow, we were misquoted we meant eight MM.



First you promise eight inches, then you promise "all night."

Posted by: Disappointed at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (tHwdc)

63 I'm not going to watch the Superbowl.

Russkies hacked it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (Nwg0u)

64 *That team in the bottom picture has some ugly ass uniforms. They look like Rockette rejects.
Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:14 PM (BO/km)*

Just remember, that team belongs to the same organization that thought honoring fallen policemen in Dallas by the Cowboys wearing a patch on their uniforms was unacceptable.

Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (LTE9d)

65 Hideous flourescent lime green is a historically underrepresented, nay, OPPRESSED color, so in the interests of social justice....

Posted by: Jenk at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (MCeFD)

66 Took a long walk this afternoon. It was all the way up to 20. Still got a foot of dry snow. No melting as of yet, but it should be warmer next week.

Greeley CO was -40 the other night, -20 in FC. Don't see that much at this latitude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (ZDq2T)

67 That first cheerleader in the last pic has a nice set of legs on her.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:01 PM (hVdx9)

Amen to that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 08:17 PM (N0Alo)

68 44 MisHum,
Hey, it got down to 19 at my house last night.....that's cold!!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (JNDQi)

Tell Mr. Linda to do his job, turn the thermostat up!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:17 PM (voOPb)

69 Grammie Winger your fridge noise is probably the fan
in the freezer compartment, the bearings go bad. If you go to a
refrigeration supply house they have a universal replacement for under
$20. Just have to find it under a cover and replace.


Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill formerly from Canada at January 07, 2017 08:09 PM (B7D93)
===========================

Oh, thank you! We are just renting this house now while we figure out what to do with my old place, but I will certainly let Mark the Landlord know. He is very good about getting things done. Thanks again!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:17 PM (bpfzP)

70 50 Heh, the commie vegan restaurant shutting down, now the owner is trying to... you guessed it, sell the property, and go on vacation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

The left has been given to us purely for amusement.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 08:18 PM (nQ10o)

71 46 degrees Fahrenheit here in Central Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

72 Chemlights with elbows...?
Posted by: Jenk at January 07, 2017 08:08 PM (MCeFD)

~~~~

My eyes!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 07, 2017 08:19 PM (lQqij)

73 We promised you eight inches of snow, we were misquoted we meant eight MM.



First you promise eight inches, then you promise "all night."


Posted by: Disappointed
****

Well on some other planets a night is 5 minutes. Just saying...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:19 PM (hVdx9)

74 Elbows!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:20 PM (GsAUU)

75 My younger brother, Thing Two, is insane... he just posted on Facebook ," I need a new friend, the last one escaped!". He ain't right.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 07, 2017 08:20 PM (yTnCT)

76 >>>Well on some other planets a night is 5 minutes. Just saying...


Or 8 seconds
Ride em cowboy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:20 PM (voOPb)

77 So I'm the guy that brought the elbows, who doesn't like elbows?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 08:20 PM (6Ll1u)

78 Congrats to the JMU Dukes who won the FCS (Div I-AA) Championship today! My daughter and her pals have been celebrating all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

79 Going to be SEVEN here tonight.

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Whats in the box?!

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (U0lQa)

80 28 degrees here in Central Ga. I didn't know you were in Florida insomniac.

Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (BO/km)

81 So I'm the guy that brought the elbows, who doesn't like elbows?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
****

(raises hand)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:22 PM (hVdx9)

82 78 Congrats to the JMU Dukes who won the FCS (Div I-AA) Championship today! My daughter and her pals have been celebrating all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)

--As I wrote earlier, since they beat NDSU they pretty much deserved to win.

JMU was a rival school when I was in college but I was cheering for them today as the home state team.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (GsAUU)

83 the flourescent ones look sorta like how Robt Crumb used to draw the ladies

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (U0lQa)

84 >>>Well on some other planets a night is 5 minutes. Just saying...


Or 8 seconds
Ride em cowboy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****

My first time with Kate...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (hVdx9)

85 Or 8 seconds

Ride em cowboy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:20 PM (voOPb)

VERY carefully, then?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (tHwdc)

86 80 28 degrees here in Central Ga. I didn't know you were in Florida insomniac.
Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (BO/km)

Yep. Born and raised.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

87 68 44 MisHum,
Hey, it got down to 19 at my house last night.....that's cold!!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:12 PM (JNDQi)

Tell Mr. Linda to do his job, turn the thermostat up!
----------
Actually, I hate having the heater on. He's the one that complains about the house being cold.......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (JNDQi)

88 We got up to a whopping 20 degrees today! South Central Indiana... don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes, it'll change.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 07, 2017 08:24 PM (yTnCT)

89 Whats in the box?!

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (U0lQa)

A dick.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:24 PM (tHwdc)

90 I was born in Orlando. Then we moved.

Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

91 Snow is Satan's poop.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:25 PM (hVdx9)

92 I'm genuinely surprised Devin Hester is still playing.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)

93 89 Whats in the box?!

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (U0lQa)

A dick.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:24 PM (tHwdc)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

94 It's supposed to get down to 9 degrees tonight. There's a couple inches of snow on the ground. Should I shovel it tomorrow morning, or just wait until Tuesday when it gets up to 40?

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

95 Whats in the box?!

Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (U0lQa)

A dick.


Posted by: Miley
****

That present went over badly with my lady. Go figure.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

96 90 I was born in Orlando. Then we moved.
Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

No kidding? How old were you when you moved if you don't mind my asking?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)

97 Well, they are the Detroit Pussy-Cats after all.

So was big ears Tony Dungy singing their praises again tonight? Last 2 weeks he said Stafford was going to beat Rodgers


Bawahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (voOPb)

98 Hey, Tom Servo. You in Smith County?

Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (zLDYs)

99 #94 Why wait until it's 40 inches?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (tHwdc)

100 Nice pics.

Posted by: L. Beau Sah at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (ODxAs)

101 Wait...insomniac is Florida Man???? Well, that might explain some things...

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:27 PM (JNDQi)

102 That present went over badly with my lady. Go figure.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

What's wrong with her??

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:27 PM (tHwdc)

103 At least I'm not a stallion though, wack,wack. That's my skull dude.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 08:27 PM (6Ll1u)

104 No...

I listen to AM radio turned down way low for white noise for sleeping. Talk shows are fine, but there's something about the cadence of sports commentary that makes it impossible to sleep. I'm not all HURF DURF U DUMMEYS WATCH SPORTSBALL; I'll watch the hell out of a good Spartans match, but ffs, it's hard enough to sleep as it is, please no late night games. The worst is when they're three time zones away on the west coast. I'll drift off and some asshole will wake me up screaming "you're listening to MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBAAAAAAAAALL". No, Prince of Lies, it's a couple hours into Tuesday, and I have to be at work in a few hours.

Welp that's my story, thanks for listening, God bless.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (8nWyX)

105 Re-watched Zardoz today. It holds up quite well, and as I've said, in many ways is the story of my '20's.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (/FipJ)

106 Hi, folks

For those that pray, I am in need of emergency prayer. The top official in my denomination just left me a phone message about the completely dysfunctional church I serve. very part time, which is not paying its money due to the denomination.It is not a good thing to get a phone message from him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (tOcW/)

107 I was only a few months old. I was born on the Air Force base that closed not long after that.

Posted by: freaked at January 07, 2017 08:29 PM (BO/km)

108 It's 7 degrees right now in beautiful downtown Lake Geneva. We're going down to minus 1, but we've had no snow in a couple of weeks, so it's all good. Would not want to be a street person tonight.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:29 PM (bpfzP)

109 Where did you go, logprof?

And yes, they were very surprised to win against NDSU. Another daughter goes to VT and those Hokies were surprised but happy to win against Arkansas.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

110 78 Congrats to the JMU Dukes who won the FCS (Div I-AA) Championship today! My daughter and her pals have been celebrating all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)
--------------------------------------
YES!!!
We saw their upset of ND State and caught the second half of the game today. Great season!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2017 08:30 PM (Nox3c)

111 I'll let Pete Carroll coach one of the football teams in The Camps. I'm sure he'll do a tremendous job.

Posted by: President Elect The Donald at January 07, 2017 08:30 PM (qJhUV)

112 The snow finally stopped, and we have a light drizzle that is going to glaze everything. I remember when I was a kid and this happened, and the power was out for most of a week.
This is one of the reasons I insist on having a woodstove

Anyhow, I am making a turkey pot pie from scratch. I followed the recipe for the crust this time so maybe it will come out correct

My recipe makes two so one is chilling out in the freezer for next time.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 08:30 PM (xNowh)

113 Hi, folks



For those that pray, I am in need of emergency prayer. The top
official in my denomination just left me a phone message about the
completely dysfunctional church I serve. very part time, which is not
paying its money due to the denomination.It is not a good thing to get a
phone message from him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (tOcW/)

What, is he paying in twenties?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:30 PM (tHwdc)

114 104
I listen to AM radio turned down way low for white noise for sleeping.
...
Welp that's my story, thanks for listening, God bless.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (8nWyX)


Can't you just tune between stations?

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

115 It is not a good thing to get a phone message from him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (tOcW/)
==============================

Fen - do you have a church treasurer? Is the money simply not there to send, or have they purposefully not sent it in? In either case, that's not on you.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:31 PM (bpfzP)

116 Fenelon, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll get right on it. Prayers that all works out quickly and for the best, and that the Holy Spirit will guide you and the others.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:32 PM (sBOL1)

117 Y'know what? I'd love to see these Lions win.

Posted by: Big Cat Afficianado at January 07, 2017 08:33 PM (mL2BD)

118 It's 60 degrees here now, and not raining. Drizzling ya.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 08:33 PM (6Ll1u)

119 109 Where did you go, logprof?

And yes, they were very surprised to win against NDSU. Another daughter goes to VT and those Hokies were surprised but happy to win against Arkansas.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

--I went to ODU. Was a Tech fan back in the days before ODU had a football team. Their Bahamas Bowl win was a tough but enjoyable game. The Belk Bowl and Orange Bowl (I went to Florida State for a while) were also awesome.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

120 Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:32 PM (sBOL1)

Catholic prayers?




Congrats on the FB win

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:34 PM (voOPb)

121 Fen - do you have a church treasurer? Is the money simply not there to send, or have they purposefully not sent it in? In either case, that's not on you.

Posted by: grammie winger

Well, I need my money and my Italian friends are going to break somebody's kneecaps.

Posted by: Pope Frankie Says Relax at January 07, 2017 08:34 PM (MQZOg)

122 83 the flourescent ones look sorta like how Robt Crumb used to draw the ladies
Posted by: Bigby's Pinkyswear at January 07, 2017 08:23 PM (U0lQa)
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He did like sturdy-legged lasses. AND they look like they are truckin'.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 08:35 PM (EnKk6)

123
rememberberry DEATH RACE 2000? That was in 1975.

Then they remade it 2008.
Since then they made 3 more.

I'm gonna watch the newer ones tonight. Maybe.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 08:35 PM (uDcUV)

124 Prayers for you and your parish, FS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2017 08:35 PM (X5s8b)

125 Welp that's my story, thanks for listening, God bless.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (8nWyX)
===========================
They have white noise apps for your phone or iPad. I use that, or a noise machine I bought on Amazon for about 25 dollars.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:35 PM (bpfzP)

126 Ecumenical prayers, MisHum!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:36 PM (sBOL1)

127
I'd like to see the Lions win, I guess.
But if the Lions lose, Caldwell will be fired on Monday. Guarantee it.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 08:37 PM (uDcUV)

128 That present went over badly with my lady. Go figure.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

What's wrong with her??


Posted by: Miley
****

Something about "stalker", blah-blah- blah, "police" blah-blah-blah, "eewwww", etc.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:37 PM (hVdx9)

129 121. Brother Knuckles and the others of Our Lady of Dead-beats' Thumbs send their regards.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:37 PM (/FipJ)

130 Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:36 PM (sBOL

You're just good people
So is FS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:38 PM (voOPb)

131 They have white noise apps for your phone or iPad. I use that, or a noise machine I bought on Amazon for about 25 dollars.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:35 PM (bpfzP)

--I bought one at Wal Mart for $20. Has various settings like nighttime, ocean, brook. My favorite used to be the rain, but now I like the straight up white noise.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:38 PM (GsAUU)

132 Fen, just prayed about your situation.

Posted by: Emmie at January 07, 2017 08:39 PM (xVuS6)

133 Can't you just tune between stations?
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)


Actually no, the one news/talk station that comes in well is the one that broadcasts games too. Anyway, FenelonSpoke has actual real stuff to deal with besides "I can't sleep because game" so I'll shut up now.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 08:39 PM (8nWyX)

134 >>>to see the Lions win, I guess.
But if the Lions lose, Caldwell will be fired on Monday. Guarantee it.


I hear the Ryan Brothers are available

The Packers approve of that hire

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:40 PM (voOPb)

135 101 Wait...insomniac is Florida Man???? Well, that might explain some things...
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:27 PM (JNDQi)

You were supposed to keep that on the DL.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

136 Actually no, the one news/talk station that comes in well is the one that broadcasts games too. Anyway, FenelonSpoke has actual real stuff to deal with besides "I can't sleep because game" so I'll shut up now.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 08:39 PM (8nWyX)

--Actually, insomnia is a pretty serious thing. I've dealt with it almost five years now.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

137 Ha, thanks MisHum.

Logprof, good to see another VA state school alum here!

Off to pray for Fenelon, then watch a movie with the fam. Fen, God's peace be with you.

Posted by: bluebell at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (sBOL1)

138 Sorry if this has already been addressed....

Apparently WALMART has announced that, due to the cold weather sweeping the nation, they are advising their customers to wear TWO pairs of pajama bottoms when they shop at WalMart.

Posted by: DGE at January 07, 2017 08:42 PM (wcUK4)

139 Anyway, FenelonSpoke has actual real stuff to deal with besides "I can't sleep because game" so I'll shut up now.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 08:39 PM (8nWyX)
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Don't be silly. We can pray about Fenelon's absconded funds, the Detroit Lions, and white noise machines all at the same time. Multi-tasking.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:42 PM (bpfzP)

140 Heh, the commie vegan restaurant shutting down, now the owner is trying to... you guessed it, sell the property, and go on vacation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

Heh. Buy it out for pennies on the dollar, and re-open it as a redneck BBQ joint that has waitresses dressed like Hooters girls, except slutty, and pays them minimum wage.

Sell Trumpburgers and BBQ made from endangered species.

Profit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 08:42 PM (bG+ug)

141 29 I was just about to put this in the last thread. Karl Denninger's take on the DNI report about Russia trying to influence the American election:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231755

This pretty much agrees with my own take on the matter in every respect, although he says it better than I can.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

Reading his blog is like taking a hot shower once a week after wallowing in mud and poo all week.

Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:44 PM (tPC7s)

142 Ahhnuld has not aged well.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 08:44 PM (qJhUV)

143 Apparently WALMART has announced that, due to the cold weather sweeping the nation, they are advising their customers to wear TWO pairs of pajama bottoms when they shop at WalMart.
Posted by: DGE

Luckily the girls with the midriffs have a thick layer of blubber to protect them from the cold.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2017 08:44 PM (MQZOg)

144 What's this about slutty Hooter's girls?

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

145 FenelonSpoke, praying for your church situation.

I've also been praying for since the evening before your heart procedure. I suppose all went well since you're with us and not with Buzzion.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (nvMvs)

146 Tonight the low will be 1, here where I live. there will be no high.

Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (hNFnI)

147 136. Insomnia is the worst. I've got sleep disturbances from my PD - doc wrote for ambien once, but I didn't like it's weird side effects. Angel takes it sometimes, but it makes her weird. Melatonin plus kava kava plus a slug of booze doesn't always work, either.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (/FipJ)

148 Kudos to Detroit for going for it on 4th, but terrible play call.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (GsAUU)

149
146 Tonight the low will be 1, here where I live. there will be no high.
Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (hNFnI)
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Good camping weather!

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2017 08:46 PM (Sfs6o)

150 Hey everybody.

I've read about those Hooters girls. They do *not* have a high opinion of the men they serve; in fact I was surprised how many of them are feminists. (They tolerate the job mostly for the incredible tips they get.)

Would rather go to BWW. Better menu IMHO, closer by, and the waitstaff there doesn't hate me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 08:47 PM (u8kLQ)

151 It's the middle of winter. What else are you going to watch?


The PGA Tour in Hawaii. Looks nice and warm.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 08:48 PM (pY+s4)

152 Never been to either one - just like the concept!

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2017 08:48 PM (Sfs6o)

153 66 Took a long walk this afternoon. It was all the way up to 20. Still got a foot of dry snow. No melting as of yet, but it should be warmer next week.

Greeley CO was -40 the other night, -20 in FC. Don't see that much at this latitude.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 07, 2017 08:16 PM (ZDq2


Those have to be wind chill adjusted.

Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:48 PM (tPC7s)

154 139. Absconded funds?

**shifty eyes** that's just unthinkable.

**nervous laugh. Checks platinum longines pocket watch against his Cartier pasha wristwatch. ** look at the time! **hops into chauffeur-driven Dusenberg and peels out for the heliport**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:49 PM (/FipJ)

155 --Actually, insomnia is a pretty serious thing. I've dealt with it almost five years now.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

Want an iPod filled with Obama's speeches? It'd put meth-crazed squirrels to sleep.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at January 07, 2017 08:50 PM (bG+ug)

156 Would rather go to BWW. Better menu IMHO, closer by, and the waitstaff there doesn't hate me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 08:47 PM (u8kLQ)

--Yes. And if you go to a B-Dubs in a college town like Grand Forks, the waitresses are still cute, but not dressed skankily.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:50 PM (GsAUU)

157 150 Hey everybody.

I've read about those Hooters girls. They do *not* have a high opinion of the men they serve; in fact I was surprised how many of them are feminists. (They tolerate the job mostly for the incredible tips they get.)

Would rather go to BWW. Better menu IMHO, closer by, and the waitstaff there doesn't hate me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 08:47 PM (u8kLQ

Is there a link you could post about this please?

Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:51 PM (tPC7s)

158 Apparently WALMART has announced that, due to the
cold weather sweeping the nation, they are advising their customers to
wear TWO pairs of pajama bottoms when they shop at WalMart.

Posted by: DGE at January 07, 2017 08:42 PM (wcUK4)

Last night I stopped at WalMart to buy a few four-packs of Iso-Heet for the car and saw some guy wearing flip-flops and shorts. It was in the 20s. wtf?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:51 PM (tHwdc)

159 Tomorrow I will listen to Greg Laurie bring the Word, and listen to some good music. Music lacks in most Churches now. Sing your praise.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 08:51 PM (6Ll1u)

160 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:31 PM (bpfzP)

Yes, it is on me. I am the supervising pastor. They have $500, 000 endowment. They refuse to pay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (tOcW/)

161 What's BWW?

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (VtLx6)

162 It's the middle of winter. What else are you going to watch?
****

Either Magnum P.I. or pron happening in a tropical setting.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

163 Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:48 PM (tPC7s)

Nope. I'm south of Greeley and we were at -12. But we made 26 this afternoon and tomorrow it'll be 50. Gonna burn barn yard animals. Maybe take the scooter out. Definitely gotta Be back in the garage by sunset though.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (qKHgx)

164 Actually, insomnia is a pretty serious thing. I've dealt with it almost five years now.


Melatonin. Take one about a half hour before you go to sleep. It's over the counter so no prescription. Works for me.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (qJhUV)

165 Wait...insomniac is Florida Man???? Well, that might explain some things...

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 07, 2017 08:27 PM (JNDQi)



You were supposed to keep that on the DL.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

The ad revenue should keep you rolling in cash.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (tHwdc)

166 FenelonSpoke

Scotty, FenelonSpoke's prayer wheel needs more power.

Captn, I'm givin her all we gots.

Scotty, we NEED MORE POWER.

Captn, I canna break the laws of physic!

Scotty, God will provide.

Captn, I gots more power for FenelonSpoke!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

167 looks like lime jellow destroyed their uniforms

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (R7cwD)

168 Last night I stopped at WalMart to buy a few four-packs of Iso-Heet for the car and saw some guy wearing flip-flops and shorts. It was in the 20s. wtf?


Posted by: Miley
****

Darned Alaskan white trash!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (hVdx9)

169 161 What's BWW?
Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (VtLx6)

--Buffalo Wild Wings, a.k.a. B-Dubs.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU)

170 160. So Brother Knuckles needs to be talking to them.

Shall we dispatch the Horde to help the congregation find its checkboom?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:54 PM (/FipJ)

171 Actually, insomnia is a pretty serious thing. I've dealt with it almost five years now.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

Magnesium. Most people don't get enough. Good for cardio issues, too. Ask your doctor.

Posted by: Big Cat Afficianado at January 07, 2017 08:55 PM (uz/Pv)

172 149: Good camping weather!
Weasel

we'd have to eviscerate our animals like Leo's character did in "The Reverant"

Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 08:55 PM (hNFnI)

173 Yes, it is on me. I am the supervising pastor. They have $500, 000 endowment. They refuse to pay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (tOcW/)

Fen, I have no understanding of these matters, but if you need prayer, you've got it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:56 PM (tHwdc)

174 Sorry for you troubles, FS. Will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2017 08:56 PM (VtLx6)

175 167. Heh....wouldn't mind destroying what was in some of those uniforms.

Like the Big Red 1 at Normandy......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:56 PM (/FipJ)

176 BWW = Buffalo Wild Wings.

Logprof: yes yes yes. :-)

Pepe, here's just one example of the bad attidude a lot of Hooters waitresses have about men. IMHO this article is just dripping with condescension/anger at the men who go there. You're basically only tolerated there as a male, if you leave ridonkulously huge tips; and the waitresses just assume most of the men who walk in the door are losers, even when they behave properly.

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/hooters-girl

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 08:56 PM (u8kLQ)

177 Is all comrades ready for some ballfoot??

Posted by: roosian haxxor at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (V3IFq)

178 Woah. Helluva catch.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (qJhUV)

179 Holy cow what a catch!!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (qKHgx)

180 *Revenant. ha

Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (hNFnI)

181 Spent the afternoon playing Pikmin for GameCube.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (Mt8T4)

182 Melatonin. Take one about a half hour before you go to sleep. It's over the counter so no prescription. Works for me.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 08:53 PM (qJhUV)

--I used to need prescription-strength stuff, until a year or so ago. (My insomnia was a kind of chicken/egg thing with hypertension in a negative feedback loop.) Now I take two 5mg tablets of melatonin along with another OTC medicine and it usually works. I still don't sleep well in silence though, so I need the white noise machine or at least the AC/heater unit on.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)

183 MHO, Patriots vs. 'whomever'

Forecast for games at Gillette? COLD and whomever better get ready to lose.

Just for Teddy, I'd like a bit of snow. Bruschi.

Pats, how ya like them apples Mr. Commissioner? Eh?

Wait and see.

Posted by: micky at January 07, 2017 08:58 PM (o5vMc)

184 Yes, it is on me. I am the supervising pastor. They have $500, 000 endowment. They refuse to pay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (tOcW/)
=========================

They refuse to pay? What in the world..... I am certain there is a back-story to this. Wow - all that pressure on you. You do not need this. Unbelievable. Of course I will pray.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:58 PM (bpfzP)

185 177. Ha, ha! Yuri Alexandrovich, my good friend and brother who, like me, was raised in a small rural town in the United States, I am fully prepared for the balling with feet and helmets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 08:58 PM (/FipJ)

186 Those have to be wind chill adjusted.
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:48 PM (tPC7s)

Nope. Little to no wind. Just pure cold.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 07, 2017 08:58 PM (ZDq2T)

187 >>>Yes, it is on me. I am the supervising pastor. They have $500, 000 endowment. They refuse to pay.


And they wonder why organized religion is frowned upon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 08:59 PM (voOPb)

188 Is all comrades ready for some ballfoot??
Posted by: roosian haxxor

That's some l33t haxxoring boys.

Posted by: Putin on the Ritz at January 07, 2017 08:59 PM (MQZOg)

189 I still don't sleep well in silence though, so I need the white noise machine or at least the AC/heater unit on.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)

Me neither. I have a small fan running on the nightstand, or the TV.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 08:59 PM (tHwdc)

190 Magnesium. Most people don't get enough. Good for cardio issues, too. Ask your doctor.
Posted by: Big Cat Afficianado at January 07, 2017 08:55 PM (uz/Pv)

--Thanks! I'll inquire about that.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU)

191 176 BWW = Buffalo Wild Wings.

Logprof: yes yes yes. :-)

Pepe, here's just one example of the bad attidude a lot of Hooters waitresses have about men. IMHO this article is just dripping with condescension/anger at the men who go there. You're basically only tolerated there as a male, if you leave ridonkulously huge tips; and the waitresses just assume most of the men who walk in the door are losers, even when they behave properly.

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/hooters-girl
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 08:56 PM (u8kLQ

Thanks. This will be an interesting read And experience.

Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 08:59 PM (tPC7s)

192 I still don't sleep well in silence though, so I need the white noise machine or at least the AC/heater unit on.

I usually have the radio on low. In the summer, a fan.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:00 PM (qJhUV)

193 157; hooters sucks. has for years. an unending chicken greae pit. staffed by liberal airheads. no thanks. many other options out there, they are at the bottom.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

194 What's this about slutty Hooter's girls?

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

You misread. Hooter's girls are wholesome young wimmenz of elbowtude. But for my proposed redneck BBQ, we want 'em slightly on the trashy side. Seems to me there's a song about that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:01 PM (bG+ug)

195 Nyquil and I have had a two year fling. also I have a large fan for the noise factor.

sleep comes and goes.
I'm sured it's terrible for me but otherwise my mind thinks two hours a night rest is sufficient.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2017 09:01 PM (R7cwD)

196 greae-grease.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

197 160 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:31 PM (bpfzP)

Yes, it is on me. I am the supervising pastor. They have $500, 000 endowment. They refuse to pay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:52 PM (tOcW/)


I assume it's someone else paying the bills and you're going to have to confront them, right? Then you're going to have to confront whoever ordered them not to pay their denominational dues.

That could be awkward.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (nvMvs)

198 Pepe, here's just one example of the bad attidude a lot of Hooters waitresses have about men. IMHO this article is just dripping with condescension/anger at the men who go there. You're basically only tolerated there as a male, if you leave ridonkulously huge tips; and the waitresses just assume most of the men who walk in the door are losers, even when they behave properly.

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/hooters-girl
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I don't eat there because the food wasn't all that great for the price. Really didn't care about what the ladies were wearing. What can I say? When I go to eat food, the food and service are all that matters. Everything else other than sanitary conditions is superfluous.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (hVdx9)

199 I sleep with my sister.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (n3hky)

200 So what does it mean by the sign in the background of the Grinch cheerleaders ? That they are "sack leaders" instead of cheerleaders?

Mmm, not a very wholesome name for that group.

Posted by: Jen at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (a2Sj8)

201 Melatonin rocks for keeping me asleep, but it doesn't do much to get me there. 6mg will keep me out all night except for maybe one piss break, but until I'm actually out, I can stare at the ceiling for hours

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (8nWyX)

202 Missed the chess thread because of dinner and a movie. We watched 13 Hours.

A perfect time to note that Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2017 09:03 PM (jw2Xw)

203 My granddaughter's dance instructor is a SeaGal.
I love watching dance class.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2017 09:03 PM (0tfLf)

204 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 08:58 PM (bpfzP)

Thanks. My clergy friend in the denomination also just talked me off the ledge, and I deeply appreciate your prayers..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:03 PM (tOcW/)

205 hooters/the samsung of football food.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

206 Thanks for your prayers everybody.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:04 PM (tOcW/)

207
I remember reading an article by a psychologist about this. Women in the TandA biz end up with a low opinion of men. They say men at their worst, drooling and pawing over them, and it gets to them. A higher percentage of them will go lesbo, getting fed up with men (the kind of men they have to deal with).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 09:04 PM (DW+jj)

208 Missed the chess thread because of dinner and a movie. We watched 13 Hours.

A perfect time to note that Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: fluffy
****

An incredible movie. I am on a gun forum where someone has their feelings on that movie and HC in their sig.
Also, YADHIP.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:04 PM (hVdx9)

209 I have never been to a Hooters. I ate at Buffalo wild wings once. Hated the food, the loud ass t.v.s all tuned to different games, and the loud obnoxious customers. Overpriced, crappy food, crappy service. Have never gone back and don't plan to ever.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 07, 2017 09:05 PM (yTnCT)

210 Pepe, here's just one example of the bad attidude a lot of Hooters waitresses have about men. IMHO this article is just dripping with condescension/anger at the men who go there. You're basically only tolerated there as a male, if you leave ridonkulously huge tips; and the waitresses just assume most of the men who walk in the door are losers, even when they behave properly.

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/hooters-girl

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 08:56 PM (u8kLQ)

Have you considered that perhaps that article is simply BS feminist click-bait written by some diesel dyke?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:05 PM (bG+ug)

211 Tillikum, I generally feel the same way.

I'd just feel stupid if my waitress was incredibly attractive, but couldn't get an order right or deliver the food timely to save her life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:05 PM (u8kLQ)

212 Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:00 PM (qJhUV)

My dogs sleep on my bed and snore. Not in unison. One of them is always next to me and I find it difficult to fall asleep if he's not there.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 09:06 PM (qKHgx)

213 Actually, insomnia is a pretty serious thing. I've dealt with it almost five years now.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

Has he been on the HQ that long?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:06 PM (D2vc1)

214 205 hooters/the samsung of football food.


I like my Galaxy 5.

Hooters food is barely average but I've only been to one. No real desire to go again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 09:06 PM (pY+s4)

215 194. Heh....there's a bbq place not far from here. Waitresses all wear ao dai and while altogether wholesome, have yet a few among them known to give a fellow 'The Look.' Subtlety has its place.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (/FipJ)

216 Willow, if Benedryl works on you, it might be an option. They are selling some of the anti-histamines as sleep aids now.

Find the one that knocks you down and out and try that if you want an alternative to nyquil.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (xNowh)

217 If Kaepernick agrees to perform ritual seppuku, I might agree to watch the NFL.

That is my opening bid.

Posted by: Fake at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (wFDuq)

218 209: ditto. better off at a local pub. the food is better and the prices are better. bww is subpar at best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

219 The only franchise restaurant I like is Outback. Food's good, not crazy expensive, good selection, and the service is usually excellent.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (qJhUV)

220 publius, I can understand that women in these jobs have to deal with a lot of crap.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (u8kLQ)

221 I don't eat there because the food wasn't all that great for the price. Really didn't care about what the ladies were wearing. What can I say? When I go to eat food, the food and service are all that matters. Everything else other than sanitary conditions is superfluous.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (hVdx9

Tilikum, first my condolences on your death last night. You must be speaking to us from the spirit world.

Most guys might be dismayed to learn that women who are willing to be employed as a tight shirt hooter girl, a stripper, or any other occupation in which one's boobs or butt are to be the first consideration in your hire and the focus of your job, do it for the money and end up hating men.

Friend of mine had a stripper for a client(friend is a hair stylist). This stripper was young, very beautiful , and hated men. Remember guys, that smiling , come on look is for tips. She actually thinks you're stupid and really dislikes you.

Posted by: Jen at January 07, 2017 09:08 PM (a2Sj8)

222 Women in the TandA biz end up with a low opinion of men. They say men at their worst, drooling and pawing over them, and it gets to them. A higher percentage of them will go lesbo, getting fed up with men (the kind of men they have to deal with).

Doesn't seem like that outcome would be too difficult to predict.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 07, 2017 09:08 PM (bZ7mE)

223 Madamayhem, BWW is IMHO like most other places; some locations are far better with service and food quality than others.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:09 PM (u8kLQ)

224 Kindltot , I ahevn't tried Benadryl since a child, it used to make me really jittery and anxious.
perhaps I would get a better response now.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2017 09:09 PM (R7cwD)

225 I've never been to Hooters or Buffalo Wild Wings. If I go to a restaurant it's because I like the food, not because I'm so delusional that I think I'll get lucky with one of the waitresses.

As I mentioned yesterday, here in the Philly suburbs there are any number of good pizza/cheesesteak places. Most of them don't even have waitresses. It's truly an embarrassment of riches.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

226 219 The only franchise restaurant I like is Outback.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:07 PM (qJhUV)


I could inhale about six pounds of Olive Garden salad at any given time.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (8nWyX)

227 I'm really happy to have found you guys. I have a question: sometimes Drudge links to the AP or such, or I ask the internet a question and one of the links I choose is "Slate" for instance. If I follow that link, then am repulsed and close the window, does that still count as traffic for their crappy site?
BTW: a pop-up reading Help us fight Trump greeted me at the Slate site. I want to fight back against these libtards!

Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (hNFnI)

228 The local Tilted Kilt features off track horse racing, which is the only reason to go. The food and booze are overpriced. Never tried Hooters, was not impressed with BWW. I prefer local bar and grill for sports watching.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (Nk0GK)

229 >>> YADHIP

You Are Done Here, Indonesian Princess

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (jw2Xw)

230 214: i have a samsung surround sound home theater system. less than a year old. i'll give it to you. you pay shipping. (it's not worth the cost of shipping.)

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

231 Doesn't seem like that outcome would be too difficult to predict.
Posted by: Grey Fox

Why do men treat me as a piece of meat?
*Shakes barely-covered tits in a guy's face for tips*

Posted by: Hooters Girl at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (MQZOg)

232 23 It's the new NFL. Those are dudes.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 07, 2017 09:10 PM (Kucy5)

233 #191 I read the Hooters link. There's as much resentment of the women customers as the men - she asks of them, "If blablabla, then why did you come here?" One has to ask this foolish whiny girl why she sought out Hooters as a place of employment, because the same applies to her.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 09:11 PM (tHwdc)

234 ABout ten years ago on (American) Thanksgiving some colleagues and I went to Hooters to kill some time waiting for someone to fly into town --the Hooters was fairly close to Winnipeg Airport. It was me (I was single then), a married couple, and another colleague, a gay man --who was about the equivalent of married for a gay guy; he even wore a ring.

Well, I sorta passively caught the Cowboys game (the TV coverage in Hooters is inferior to BWW's, more so in Canada), but what was entertaining was the Hooters chick flirting with my gay colleague the whole time. I assumed she was smitten by his accent (he's Australian), but despite his constant flashing of his ring her way she was either clueless or just trying too hard to up her tip. That made up for the blah food.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)

235 Absconded funds?


**shifty eyes** that's just unthinkable.


**nervous laugh. Checks platinum longines pocket watch against his Cartier pasha wristwatch. ** look at the time! **hops into chauffeur-driven Dusenberg and peels out for the heliport**
---
A version of this happened at a friend's parish.

The parish was quite rich, and the priest was living the good life. Had a very well paid imaginary employee. And a luxury condo in Florida now. Got 2 years in jail for embezzling a little over half a million.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:11 PM (J5mC3)

236 Jen, yup. That's what I've learned.

Like I said, I go ahead and assume the semi-cute woman waiting on me at BWW isn't getting such a hard time from lonely men, so hopefully she has a better attitude about her job and providing quality service.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:11 PM (u8kLQ)

237
If you though Contrived News Network's brianx stelter couldn't be more of a dishonest pipsqueak....

he went on TV and "reported" that Fox News now has an "all white" tv lineup during primetime.

That's "news" today.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 09:11 PM (uDcUV)

238 test

Posted by: ShainS at January 07, 2017 09:12 PM (mt8X9)

239 Miley, true. The author comes off as generally clueless and a brainwashed post-college feminist type.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:12 PM (u8kLQ)

240 I hate to leave in the middle of a slutty waitress debate - - but It's that time. 'Night everybody.

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2017 09:12 PM (Sfs6o)

241 Thanks. My clergy friend in the denomination also just talked me off the ledge, and I deeply appreciate your prayers..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:03 PM (tOcW/)
===================================
I talked to Rev about this. He said that the pastor is in charge of the spiritual life of the church, not the financial life. I don't know what your board structure is within your denomination, but Rev says there is someone designated to make those payments, and it is not you. He said that the denominational superintendent should talk with that person in your church. You are not installed at that church, right? You are serving in a sort of interim position (maybe I have that wrong). Anyway, Rev has been in an interim position where there were financial problems and that was dealt strictly within the lay leadership. It never involved him. As an interim, he was there to preach, serve communion, visit the sick, perform weddings and funerals. He was not included in the inner financial workings of the church.
Anyway, he is praying for you and his heart goes out to you.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:13 PM (bpfzP)

242 One of my exes was a former stripper and she loved to go to the topless bars. I don't care for them and only went with her because it made her happy. The vibe in those places is disturbing.

One thing I have noticed is how many men would grope and stroke the dancers. Sooo because they are exotic dancers they are not entitled to the same modicum of respect you would show other women? Just because you toss $15 their way you get to grab their ass? WTF?!
They are trying to earn a living like everyone else and it is not okay to treat them like meat.
Maybe it is just me, but I understand they are entertainers and not there to sleep with me like a prostitute. Respect is still deserved.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:13 PM (hVdx9)

243 I take 10mg of melatonin a night, and lately it isn't working worth a crap.

Is it possible to develop an immunity to it?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:13 PM (D2vc1)

244 I'll tell you what else there is to do. Go read a book. Say, in the Moron Horde Goodreads thread.

If you want to read the book that is to media reporting of the Iraq War as Donald Trump is to media reporting of everything else, then the price has been lowered to the LOW LOW price of 2.99 for the Kindle version.

It will stay that way for a week. For that price I guarantee at least three belly laughs and, unfortunately, at least one solid cry.

http://tinyurl.com/gsnmfr4

While it doesn't have the shapely elbows of the ladies in the lime green; there is a picture of a very nice ass-cake.

Posted by: MikeB at January 07, 2017 09:13 PM (jl65w)

245 207
I remember reading an article by a psychologist about this. Women in the TandA biz end up with a low opinion of men. They say men at their worst, drooling and pawing over them, and it gets to them. A higher percentage of them will go lesbo, getting fed up with men (the kind of men they have to deal with).
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 09:04 PM (DW+jj)


Similarly, I've often thought that police officers become cynical because they spend so much of their time dealing with the worst of humanity.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

246 Remember guys, that smiling , come on look is for tips. She actually thinks you're stupid and really dislikes you.

Posted by: Jen at January 07, 2017 09:08 PM (a2Sj


Meh. You could say the same exact thing for pretty much all waiters and waitresses. Waiting on people is tough on ones view of humanity, in general.

And, in addition to that, most salesmen have far lower opinions of their customers than any wait staff or strippers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (zc3Db)

247 202
Missed the chess thread because of dinner and a movie. We watched 13 Hours.





Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2017 09:03 PM (jw2Xw)



Thats a long movie.





Posted by: Bob at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (n3hky)

248 Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:11 PM (J5mC3)

If I were living off the congregation I could do a heck of a lot better. ;^) I make $400.000 a month and have nothing to do with the accounts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (tOcW/)

249 Tilikum, I agree.

I don't go for those bars at all. Those women are *acting.* They want your tips, not *you.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (u8kLQ)

250 make that four hundred dollars a month-too many zeros.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (tOcW/)

251
My dogs sleep on my bed and snore. Not in unison. One of them is always next to me and I find it difficult to fall asleep if he's not there.
--

So, I live alone and I can be a fairly light sleeper.

One night, I am awakened by a strange noise. It's before dawn. Is my furnace malfunctioning? Is there a drone outside of my window? I am disconcerted and confused.

WTF is that bizarre sound?

Yep.

Curled up on the bed was Shibumi's Cat. Snoring.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (J5mC3)

252 190 Magnesium. Most people don't get enough. Good for cardio issues, too. Ask your doctor.
Posted by: Big Cat Afficianado at January 07, 2017 08:55 PM (uz/Pv)


Yes, magnesium is very good for sleep, cardiovascular muscles, and anxiety. It doesn't work right away but you'll feel better within a few days of starting to take it.

I had insomnia for decades, started taking significant amounts of magnesium glycinate about 12 years ago, and now fall into a deep sleep immediately.

Be sure and take magnesium glycinate or another chelated form of magnesium. Non-chelated forms don't work well.

You can also take a bath in Epsom salts to get it into your system quickly. Health food stores and Amazon also have magnesium oil you can spray on you skin and rub in. Both work great.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (nvMvs)

253 --Thanks! I'll inquire about that.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU)

Yes, do ask. The form of magnesium makes a big difference. OTC, Mg citrate will loosen your bowels. I take Mg malate: it knocks me out, and helps with my afib. Prescription stuff (calcate? not sure) comes in other forms.

Posted by: Big Cat Afficianado at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (uz/Pv)

254 Fenelon makes $400 grand a month?!?!?!?

Fen baby ol' pal, let me talk to you about producing a movie... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (u8kLQ)

255 236. Of all things.....and a priest, no less.

I'm not Christian, but I've always held clergy in high regard. Shocking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (/FipJ)

256 Heh. Watching Rambo, First Blood. I've never watched a Rambo movie before. It's bad... really bad. A landscape of bad acting that even the magnificence of Brian Dennehy can't salvage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (ZO497)

257 My dogs sleep on my bed and snore. Not in unison. One of them is always
next to me and I find it difficult to fall asleep if he's not there.

Used to have a California King. Me, the wife, two 100 pound German Sheperds, and occasionally one or both of the cats would sneak in there too.
Only ones left are me and one of the cats and it does take some getting used to.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:16 PM (qJhUV)

258 If I were living off the congregation I could do a
heck of a lot better. ;^) I make $400.000 a month and have nothing to
do with the accounts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (tOcW/)

Hang in there FenelonSpoke..prayers for you



Posted by: Mimzey at January 07, 2017 09:16 PM (n3hky)

259 Heh. Watching Rambo, First Blood
............

I've got it on also


Rambo 2 is next, I remember it as worse than 1

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:16 PM (jrFgU)

260 244 I take 10mg of melatonin a night, and lately it isn't working worth a crap.

Is it possible to develop an immunity to it?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:13 PM (D2vc1)


It probably is, and since it's a hormone that's normally produced in your brain and not consumed orally, you might just be pissing it out, honestly. Some people take it for years, low-dose, others get no benefit from it after a month. 10mg is pretty high. You should probably see if there's something that might help you more.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 09:17 PM (8nWyX)

261 Fenelon makes $400 grand a month?!?!?!?



Fen baby ol' pal, let me talk to you about producing a movie... ;-)
---

Marry Me Fenelon!

No, no, marry me!

No marry ME!!!!

Are you a noncomforming Mormon? Maybe you can marry us all!


Posted by: The Single 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:17 PM (J5mC3)

262 Marry Me Fenelon


y'all know she's an 'ette right?

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:18 PM (jrFgU)

263 259
My dogs sleep on my bed and snore. Not in unison. One of them is always

next to me and I find it difficult to fall asleep if he's not there.



I'll take those two off your hands before they get too old and stringy.

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 07, 2017 09:18 PM (n3hky)

264 snorts.

Posted by: willow at January 07, 2017 09:18 PM (R7cwD)

265 I make $400.000 a month and have nothing to do with the accounts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:14 PM (tOcW/)

Well I think I see now why your church has trouble paying.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (D2vc1)

266 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:13 PM (bpfzP)

Please thank the Rev. for me. I think I may have overacted but I have never in my life gotten a message from the top guy before. In fact, in the entire time with him in the leadership position which is about six years I have said four sentences to him. It's my immediate supervisor whmo I have write to endlessly about this-evidently the hierarchy doesn't know what the do with this recalcitrant church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (tOcW/)

267
y'all know she's an 'ette right?
---


Marry Me Fenelon!

No, no, marry me!

No marry ME!!!!

Posted by: The Single Morons at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (J5mC3)

268 Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (D2vc1)

LOL. I corrected it. It's four hundred.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (tOcW/)

269 243. My angel wanted to go to one of those places with me. We did, and were both depressed beyond words by it, although she did - believe it or not - strike up a friendship with one of the girls, and actually helped her find a better gig. She's actually a pretty good friend of ours now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (/FipJ)

270 Never been to Hooters, BWW a couple of times. Not impressed. Slow service and overpriced mediocre food. Maybe I'm just getting too old for blaring TVs in restaurants.

Her Majesty and I tried a Fridays a few months ago. Indescribably horrible, and I'm what you might call a plain feeder.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (J8/9G)

271 Are you a noncomforming Mormon? Maybe you can marry us all!


Posted by: The Single 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:17 PM (J5mC3)

You mean Fenelon is a lesbian?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (D2vc1)

272 @227. Me too! Love their soup, salad, and bread stick deal.

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (yTnCT)

273 LOL. I corrected it. It's four hundred.
---

Umm... never mind.

Best of luck. Prayers. Etc.

Posted by: The Single Morons at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (J5mC3)

274 This CNN Money report on Monica Crowley (in an overt attempt to smear Trump) plagiarizing for her 2012 book looks pretty damning: http://tinyurl.com/jeus8fl

Can you imagine the thousands of people the Left has employed to dig up dirt on and try to discredit anyone and everyone associated with Trump?

I'm sure they would be doing the same thing had Killary won ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (mt8X9)

275 I don't eat there because the food wasn't all that great for the price. Really didn't care about what the ladies were wearing. What can I say? When I go to eat food, the food and service are all that matters. Everything else other than sanitary conditions is superfluous.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:02 PM (hVdx9

Tilikum, first my condolences on your death last night. You must be speaking to us from the spirit world.

Most guys might be dismayed to learn that women who are willing to be employed as a tight shirt hooter girl, a stripper, or any other occupation in which one's boobs or butt are to be the first consideration in your hire and the focus of your job, do it for the money and end up hating men.

Friend of mine had a stripper for a client(friend is a hair stylist). This stripper was young, very beautiful , and hated men. Remember guys, that smiling , come on look is for tips. She actually thinks you're stupid and really dislikes you.

Posted by: Jen
****
WTH? Did someone Buzzion me?
I am a bit weird in that I compartmentalize things. I don't care what the servers wear. Is the food any good/safe to eat?
And no, I am not surprised women in such an industry end of feeling that way about men.
And yes, I know they think all men fall for the smiling and flirting. Guys like me understand they think I am an ATM and are trying to discover my pin code.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:21 PM (hVdx9)

276 Darn. Now nobody will want to marry me ;^)-except evidently for the guy who already is and he knows how much my salary is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:21 PM (tOcW/)

277 instead of chewing gum, pete carroll should eat a bag of dicks. seattle, that country where everything sucks. fuck seattle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

278 Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:16 PM (qJhUV)

:/

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 09:21 PM (qKHgx)

279 Tilikum is being retired at Sea World

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (6Ll1u)

280 evidently the hierarchy doesn't know what the do with this recalcitrant church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (tOcW/)
=============================

Well, I could give them a clue as to what to do with this church. Kick them in the pants! They have a $500,000 endowment and they are paying you $400 a month !?!? That is a sin. And I mean sin.


I have half a mind to buy a bus ticket to Massachusetts. Don't think I won't.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (bpfzP)

281 Only ones left are me and one of the cats and it does take some getting used to.



Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:16 PM (qJhUV)


Buy a body pillow, lay it on the bed and toss a nice sherpa throw over it. My cat sleeps on it or leaning agaibst it, and the whole thing gives the illusion of another body there. Less vast wasteland.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (tHwdc)

282 osted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:20 PM (D2vc1)

No I am a heterosexual female-happily mailed for 25 plus years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (tOcW/)

283 Kodos: Fridays has gone way downhill. I LOVED them in the early 1990s, but they just seem to get worse and worse.

Doesn't help that their entire menu is so subject to the whims of the "church of what's happenin' now!!" all the time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (u8kLQ)

284 Darn. Now nobody will want to marry me ;^)-except evidently for the guy who already is and he knows how much my salary is.
---

So, it's all worked out for the best.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:23 PM (J5mC3)

285 WTH? Did someone Buzzion me?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:21 PM (hVdx9)



https://tinyurl.com/ja8kwnn

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 07, 2017 09:23 PM (GUBah)

286 Not mailed darnit-MARRIED!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:23 PM (tOcW/)

287 I'm not kidding Fenelon, I think Rev is having a rage-stroke

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:23 PM (bpfzP)

288
It's my immediate supervisor whmo I have write to endlessly about this-evidently the hierarchy doesn't know what the do with this recalcitrant church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (tOcW/)


I am reminded of what's been said about the Catholic Church: surely it must be divinely inspired because no other institution could have survived 2000 years under such incompetent management.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:23 PM (J8/9G)

289 Come on Lions.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:24 PM (D2vc1)

290 I listen to AM radio turned down way low for white noise for sleeping.

-
I listen to things as well and what I listen to affects my dreams. The other night, after bingeing on Seinfeld, I Iistened to a lecture on Beethoven string quartets as I slept. I had a series of Seinfeld/Beethoven dreams. In one, George had to fool people into thinking he was playing the violin and he was sawing away con brio. In another, I was trying to sell my car and the prospective buyer backed out because she didn't like the version of Beethoven's Appassionata on the CD in the car's CD player.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (Nwg0u)

291 No I am a heterosexual female-happily mailed for 25 plus years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (tOcW/)

Fenelon is a Russian bride!

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (D2vc1)

292 Sigh.

Friday and Saturday tv used to be great.

Ancient Aliens then some Doomsday type show on Friday.

Dead Files on Saturday.

Now the only thing that saves it is the Star Trek marathon on Heroes and Icons...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (J5mC3)

293 Kodos, LOL re the Catholic Church.

I think one of the things that helped them out a lot, is the fact that throughout history, the church was the *de facto government* of a lot of failed or semi-failed states, all the way through the dark ages. At least that's the impression I've had for a long time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (u8kLQ)

294
Shamu is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (uDcUV)

295 Actually, insomnia is a pretty serious thing. I've dealt with it almost five years now.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

Want an iPod filled with Obama's speeches? It'd put meth-crazed squirrels to sleep.
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at January 07, 2017 08:50

LMAO, TY QE II whosever sock you are. Step up and take credit, you deserve it.

Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (o/90i)

296 Tilikum, I agree.

I don't go for those bars at all. Those women are *acting.* They want your tips, not *you.*

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

I was taught to look people in the eye and be respectful. Besides, a woman is much more than the sum of her lovely parts so just looking at her hooters or hoo-hah seems wrong to me. Turns out eye contact means to them that they have you on the hook.
I don't hold it against them. That is how it works and they are just trying to make a living.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (hVdx9)

297
I saw Shamu when I was a kid.
I think.
At Busch Gardens. I got a little inflatable Shamu blowup doll.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (uDcUV)

298 258 Heh. Watching Rambo, First Blood. I've never watched a Rambo movie before. It's bad... really bad. A landscape of bad acting that even the magnificence of Brian Dennehy can't salvage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (ZO497)

Wait'll you get a load of me!

Posted by: David Caruso at January 07, 2017 09:27 PM (GsAUU)

299 Fenelon is a mail order bride?

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2017 09:27 PM (jw2Xw)

300 I got a little inflatable Shamu blowup doll.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (uDcUV)




In before the inflatable sheep jokes.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 07, 2017 09:27 PM (GUBah)

301 I saw Shamu when I was a kid.

This is about me isn't it??

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 07, 2017 09:27 PM (u8kLQ)

302 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (Nwg0u)

Every once in a while I get a stuffy nose so I put Vicks on my mustache before bed. I usually have bizarre dreams on those nights.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 09:27 PM (qKHgx)

303 Fenelon is a mail order bride?

Posted by: fluffy
****

Well, I may be dead so anything is possible.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (hVdx9)

304 Shamu is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite

I'm not dead!
I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (MQZOg)

305 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:23 PM (bpfzP)

Quote some soothing Bible verses at him. My clergy friend says the head guy is just trying to close the books for the year on this church an figure out if another pastor should be sent (because i don't want to be there after June), and that if he were really upset with me his tone would be quite different. I hope that my friend is correct. It's nice to know other clergy understand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (tOcW/)

306 261 Heh. Watching Rambo, First Blood
............

I've got it on also


Rambo 2 is next, I remember it as worse than 1
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:16 PM (jrFgU)

--Heh, it has many faults, but sometimes I like to see commies get their asses kicked.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

307 Buy a body pillow, lay it on the bed and toss a nice sherpa throw over
it. My cat sleeps on it or leaning agaibst it, and the whole thing gives
the illusion of another body there. Less vast wasteland.

Oh, I sleep fine now. But, like I said, it took awhile to get used to it. My one remaining cat sacks out next to me every night.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (qJhUV)

308 The camel toe is strong with those green cheer outfits

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (jrFgU)

309 Fenelon is a mail order bride?
Posted by: fluffy


I tried a mail-order bride once but it didn't work like I had hoped/planned. Turned out some assembly was required...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 09:29 PM (u8kLQ)

310 I got a little inflatable Shamu blowup doll.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (uDcUV)

That blowhole is getting a workout, isn't it?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:29 PM (D2vc1)

311 Buy a body pillow,

----------

Better yet, buy two My Pillows!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at January 07, 2017 09:30 PM (7qAYi)

312 I'll take a sudafed before a go to sleep. It lets me breath through the night and sleep better. I only do it when I have to be in class the next day.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 07, 2017 09:31 PM (FYrz1)

313 Prayers up, Fenelon.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 09:32 PM (nQ10o)

314 I tried a mail-order bride once but it didn't work like I had hoped/planned. Turned out some assembly was required...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Customer feedback overwhelmingly desires holes in the shipping crates. Business is a learning process.

Posted by: Russian Mailorder Brides, Ltd. at January 07, 2017 09:32 PM (MQZOg)

315 I saw Shamu when I was a kid.
I think.
At Busch Gardens. I got a little inflatable Shamu blowup doll.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (uDcUV)
---
Our company commander in Orlando was a very large, very black gentleman and somebody, seeing him in whites, dubbed him "Shamu" and the name stuck.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:32 PM (EnKk6)

316 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:28 PM (tOcW/)
===================================


I sent Rev to the showers. He was sputtering all over himself. He really will pray for your situation, Fenelon. He prays out loud at the top of his voice. It's a beautiful thing.


Blessings and peace.



Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:32 PM (bpfzP)

317 I used to suffer from terrible insomnia. After I got married and Her Majesty put me to work I now find I can fall asleep anytime and anywhere.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (J8/9G)

318 315-

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (tOcW/)

319 263 Too funny, The Single 'Ettes

FenelonSpoke.

Guys, watch out for FenelonSpoke. She can do things to you. Bad things.

Seriously, hang in there, Fen. Our good wishes waft your way, and prayers of you are ascending.

Look on the bright side of life. No, scratch that.

Watch this: http://tinyurl.com/gtxq6py
and this, skip to 1:18 for imediate relief. http://tinyurl.com/a449cza

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

320 Customer feedback overwhelmingly desires holes in the shipping crates. Business is a learning process.

Posted by: Russian Mailorder Brides, Ltd. at January 07, 2017 09:32 PM (MQZOg)



Where are those submissive ones, Trump promised us if we voted for him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (auHtY)

321 Every once in a while I get a stuffy nose so I put Vicks on my mustache before bed. I usually have bizarre dreams on those nights.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 09:27 PM (qKHgx)


Late-night manchego or gorgonzola or jarlsberg or always seems to do it for me. Spend the whole night trying to lash my Suunto to the rental sea kayak because its dumb stupid compass doesn't have a magnetic declination adjustment, then wake up and realize "yeah, you ate cheese last night".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (8nWyX)

322 no takers on my free samsung noise machine i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

323 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:32 PM (bpfzP)

You tell the Reverend that without even meeting him I like him-and after all, he had the good sense to marry you. :^)'

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:34 PM (tOcW/)

324 294 Sigh.

Friday and Saturday tv used to be great.

Ancient Aliens then some Doomsday type show on Friday.

Dead Files on Saturday.

Now the only thing that saves it is the Star Trek marathon on Heroes and Icons...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (J5mC3)

--Yeah, WTF? Oak Island was on instead last night. Same narrator, but I want Ancient Aliens for my drinking.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:34 PM (GsAUU)

325
I was taught to look people in the eye and be respectful. Besides, a
woman is much more than the sum of her lovely parts so just looking at
her hooters or hoo-hah seems wrong to me.
---

Ah, a traditionalist.

I spent ten years in Catholic school, and as a side effect, want someone who will treat me respectfully, have character and be a decent person.

/probably among the top 25 reasons Shibumi is not married....

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:34 PM (J5mC3)

326 297
Want an iPod filled with Obama's speeches? It'd put meth-crazed squirrels to sleep.
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at January 07, 2017 08:50

LMAO, TY QE II whosever sock you are. Step up and take credit, you deserve it.
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2017 09:26 PM (o/90i)


Speaking of which, has anybody heard anything about the Queen lately? Last I heard, she had a "cold" for 10 days and that was about a week ago. I don't have a good feeling about this.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

327 294 Sigh.

Friday and Saturday tv used to be great.

Ancient Aliens then some Doomsday type show on Friday.

Dead Files on Saturday.

Now the only thing that saves it is the Star Trek marathon on Heroes and Icons...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (J5mC3)

LOVE Ancient Aliens. Can't help myself.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 09:35 PM (nQ10o)

328 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:35 PM (tOcW/)

329 Where are those submissive ones, Trump promised us if we voted for him?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

If you read the fine print, you'll find they're only submissive until they get their green cards.

Posted by: Russian Mailorder Brides, Ltd. at January 07, 2017 09:35 PM (MQZOg)

330 So has this winter storm (or "winter storm") been given a stupid name yet, like Ignaz or Gugliemo?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:36 PM (J8/9G)

331 243 ... Years ago I drove night shift cabs. One of my regular fares was a topless dancer after the bar closed. A nice, smart girl. She made enough in the summer to pay for college and expenses the rest of the year. We had some pleasant discussions about books and music during the ride. She certainly had my respect and I heard the bouncers at the bar where she danced felt the same way.

Posted by: JTB at January 07, 2017 09:36 PM (V+03K)

332 BWW sucks...bad overpriced food and no titties.

Hooters sucks.....bad overpriced food and a promise of titties but alas no. Like watching pron without the penetration.

Eat at your favorite local pub and go to a titty bar for titties. K.I.S.S.

Go Lions! Penetrate the Seagulls!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2017 09:36 PM (5VlCp)

333 They have a $500,000 endowment
-------------

I see your point, but how much does $500,000 earn per annum, less inflation?

Not much. Let's assume a 'safe' investment that *maybe* returns 4%. That's $20,000, before inflation.

At least 1%, and I would say 2%, *must* be reinvested.

2% would be $10,000, leaving $10,000 in spendable money. That isn't much to pay operating costs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:37 PM (ZO497)

334 Judge Jeanine is a great looking woman. She may be the smartest Judge in the history of America. But on her show on FOX she's dumber than Hannity. Occasionally , Sean does the blind squirrel routine.

Jeanine does not.

She is becoming unwatchable, and giving America hating Progtards a bully pulpit refusing to cut their mikes when they start marketing their hate campaigns.

Sorry Judge. Your show is really starting to suck.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 09:37 PM (zu88C)

335 So has this winter storm (or "winter storm") been given a stupid name yet, like Ignaz or Gugliemo?

-
Trumpnado.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 09:37 PM (Nwg0u)

336 Now the only thing that saves it is the Star Trek marathon on Heroes and Icons...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:25 PM (J5mC3)


BBCA has lots of Star Trek on now. They just added TOS to TNG and Voyager. They usually show 8-10 in a row and then replay/repeat.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 07, 2017 09:38 PM (gMcji)

337 You want food? Go to a real food place.
You want nude women? Go to a gentlemen's club.
The two do not mix well.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (hVdx9)

338 AMC is having a Rocky Fest tomorrow, though.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

339 332: snowmegeddon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

340 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:37 PM (ZO497)

They don't have a lot of operating costs. plus they rent out the parsonage and get rent from a pre-school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (tOcW/)

341 Well turns out Ms. "I've loved you since the day i met you CB" is spending one more night at my digs before going back to Kallyfornia.

On the bright side, she is really nice on the eyes. Snores though. Oh well.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (D2vc1)

342 322. Obligatory shashka - girl:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Heh, yeah, 'submissive Russian bride'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (/FipJ)

343 I thought I read the Queen was doing better. She gave some beloved member of her staff some award/honor a couple days ago. It wasn't a public appearance. Well, not public public, but she was in front of people doing queenly things.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 09:40 PM (DW+jj)

344 evidently the hierarchy doesn't know what the do with this recalcitrant church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:19 PM (tOcW/)

Can no-one rid me of this troublesome priest?

Posted by: Henry II at January 07, 2017 09:40 PM (uz/Pv)

345 2% would be $10,000, leaving $10,000 in spendable money. That isn't much to pay operating costs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:37 PM (ZO497)
===========================

But that isn't taking into consideration weekly tithes and offerings. Surely people are giving to their church.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:40 PM (bpfzP)

346 swlabr

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 07, 2017 09:40 PM (WTSFk)

347 such good responses

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 07, 2017 09:41 PM (WTSFk)

348 No I am a heterosexual female-happily mailed for 25 plus years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:22 PM (tOcW/)

How are you doing? Did you know my father was a postman?

Posted by: John Kasich at January 07, 2017 09:41 PM (bG+ug)

349
Well turns out Ms. "I've loved you since the day i met you CB" is spending one more night at my digs before going back to Kallyfornia.

I believe the expression used to be, "Count the spoons."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:41 PM (J8/9G)

350 The government says unemployment rose in December - but the more realistic rate is even higher

One of those figures is called the U-6 rate, which has a broader definition of unemployment than the U-3 does. In December, that number fell a tenth of a point, to 9.2 percent.




Oh now after 8 years we're going to look at more realistic unemployment numbers. Why it's almost too predictable.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2017 09:41 PM (auHtY)

351 Ah, a traditionalist.

I spent ten years in
Catholic school, and as a side effect, want someone who will treat me
respectfully, have character and be a decent person.

/probably among the top 25 reasons Shibumi is not married....


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:34 PM (J5mC3)


They're out there, shibumi. Uncommonly good men. I'll pray that you meet one soon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (tHwdc)

352 Yeah, WTF? Oak Island was on instead last night. Same narrator, but I want Ancient Aliens for my drinking.
--

I know. Oak Island? Come on. Pretty sure part of the budget includes various "metal antiques" that they find in "the money pit" or the various "mud holes" they've dug. And really, how exciting is it to watch people dive in mud or talk about diving in mud? Sure, it's interesting to know how to dig a booby trapped hole, but it's not really useful in real life. Not like conversations about the Star People from Sirius.

The only way they can make Oak Island exciting is if they actually find the Ark of the Covenant, which immediately releases some sort of laser radiation ray that dissolves everyone on camera, a la Raiders of the Lost Ark.

That would help the ratings I think.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (J5mC3)

353 Does anyone know what CRTV is?

Mark Steyn has a show there, and I'd love to watch it.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)

354 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:40 PM (bpfzP)

It is the most dysfunctional place i have ever served in my life. It is also very small. I have served small churches before-none this bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (tOcW/)

355

I spent ten years in
Catholic school, and as a side effect, want someone who will treat me
respectfully, have character and be a decent person.


So what are you doing around here?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:43 PM (J8/9G)

356 Fenelon Spoke:

You are in my prayers, and your situation reminds me of what our bishop told our priest years ago upon assigning him a "difficult" parish: "Father, there's nothing wrong with that parish that about ten good funerals wouldn't cure."

Posted by: Furious George at January 07, 2017 09:43 PM (RIzwy)

357 World War Z is starting on FX in about 10, interesting zombie flick.

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:44 PM (jrFgU)

358 Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 09:33 PM (8nWyX)

*Snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 07, 2017 09:44 PM (qKHgx)

359 354; tried watching oak island once. lasted about fifteen minutes. they should bring back beavis and butthead. at least there's an end.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

360 359 World War Z is starting on FX in about 10, interesting zombie flick.

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:44 PM (jrFgU)
---
A lot of effort and lives were spent carting Brad Pitt around the world. Why?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (EnKk6)

361 Posted by: Furious George at January 07, 2017 09:43 PM (RIzwy)

LOL. Thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (tOcW/)

362 Well turns out Ms. "I've loved you since the day i
met you CB" is spending one more night at my digs before going back to
Kallyfornia.



On the bright side, she is really nice on the eyes. Snores though. Oh well.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (D2vc1)


Wait a minute - I'm confused. This is after the lying one who was married? Apparently I've missed a chapter.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)

363 It is the most dysfunctional place i have ever
served in my life. It is also very small. I have served small churches
before-none this bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (tOcW/)
===========================

Well I just want to smack them. I suppose there is a Bible verse that frowns upon that, although Paul got a little aggressive with the Corinthians when they weren't pulling their weight. I'm not sure if that was just 1 Corinthian or 2.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (bpfzP)

364 Heh. Watching Rambo, First Blood. I've never watched a Rambo movie before. It's bad... really bad. A landscape of bad acting that even the magnificence of Brian Dennehy can't salvage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:15 PM (ZO497)

Is that the first Rambo movie? IIRC, the outdoors shots were filmed in the Fraser Canyon near Hope, British Columbia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (bG+ug)

365 They're out there, shibumi. Uncommonly good men. I'll pray that you meet one soon.
---

That so sweet of you Miley. Thank you.

I've sort of given up on the proposition, but I am not angry about it, or unhappy. I know too many people in bad relationships, and at least I don't have that in my life.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (J5mC3)

366 Mark Steyn's show hasn't started daily yet.

I think $99 a year for an hour or half hour of him 5 days per week is a steal

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (jrFgU)

367 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

368 Wait a minute - I'm confused. This is after the lying one who was married? Apparently I've missed a chapter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)

Yes, this happened after Widow Cray Cray.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (D2vc1)

369 354 Yeah, WTF? Oak Island was on instead last night. Same narrator, but I want Ancient Aliens for my drinking.
--

I know. Oak Island? Come on. Pretty sure part of the budget includes various "metal antiques" that they find in "the money pit" or the various "mud holes" they've dug. And really, how exciting is it to watch people dive in mud or talk about diving in mud? Sure, it's interesting to know how to dig a booby trapped hole, but it's not really useful in real life. Not like conversations about the Star People from Sirius.

The only way they can make Oak Island exciting is if they actually find the Ark of the Covenant, which immediately releases some sort of laser radiation ray that dissolves everyone on camera, a la Raiders of the Lost Ark.

That would help the ratings I think.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (J5mC3)

I'm thinking the Ark of the Covenent is not hidden in the USA. Bring Ancient Aliens back!

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (nQ10o)

370 Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (bpfzP)

LOL. Fortunately I don't have to be there tomorrow. Church is cancelled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (tOcW/)

371 344 322. Obligatory shashka - girl:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Heh, yeah, 'submissive Russian bride'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (/FipJ)


Yean, although I've never known any Russian women, I wouldn't associate the word "submissive" with them.

That girl in the black outfit is insanely hot.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

372 369; scam. all bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

373 I've read the book First Blood.

It was in Kentucky, not the PNW.

They bumped out of KY because they couldn't film in the massive snow storm there

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:47 PM (jrFgU)

374 swlabr

-
Cream was my favorite group when I was in what we then called junior high.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)

375 Well I just want to smack them. I suppose there is a Bible verse that frowns upon that, although Paul got a little aggressive with the Corinthians when they weren't pulling their weight. I'm not sure if that was just 1 Corinthian or 2.
Posted by: grammie winger

Apparently a good smack is allowed every now and then.

Posted by: Moneychanger in the Temple, nursing a devine asswhopping at January 07, 2017 09:48 PM (MQZOg)

376 Is that the first Rambo movie? IIRC, the outdoors shots were filmed in the Fraser Canyon near Hope, British Columbia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

Yeah, it's the Northwest, for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:48 PM (ZO497)

377
It is the most dysfunctional place i have ever

served in my life. It is also very small. I have served small churches

before-none this bad.
---

Fenelon, have you read any books on:

-personality theory
-personality disorders

I've found that knowledge of those two topics have helped me understand people more.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:48 PM (J5mC3)

378 368 Mark Steyn's show hasn't started daily yet.

I think $99 a year for an hour or half hour of him 5 days per week is a steal
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (jrFgU)

--I've found clips of his show on his Youtube channel, but no whole episodes anywhere. I'd love to see the whole Paul Sorvino interview.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

379 362 359 World War Z is starting on FX in about 10, interesting zombie flick.

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:44 PM (jrFgU)
---
A lot of effort and lives were spent carting Brad Pitt around the world. Why?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



He was trying to get away from that nutjob wife of his.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 09:49 PM (pY+s4)

380 Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:48 PM (J5mC3)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:49 PM (tOcW/)

381 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.

-
First you've got to win the lottery and then the license fee is ridiculous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 09:49 PM (Nwg0u)

382 354 Yeah, WTF? Oak Island was on instead last night. Same narrator, but I want Ancient Aliens for my drinking.
--

I know. Oak Island? Come on. Pretty sure part of the budget includes various "metal antiques" that they find in "the money pit" or the various "mud holes" they've dug. And really, how exciting is it to watch people dive in mud or talk about diving in mud? Sure, it's interesting to know how to dig a booby trapped hole, but it's not really useful in real life. Not like conversations about the Star People from Sirius.

The only way they can make Oak Island exciting is if they actually find the Ark of the Covenant, which immediately releases some sort of laser radiation ray that dissolves everyone on camera, a la Raiders of the Lost Ark.

That would help the ratings I think.
Posted by: shibumi
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Oak Island is another scam. I wonder if the guys digging are in on it, or just the latest series of dupes?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:50 PM (hVdx9)

383 369 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)


I don't know what that is, but a guy named Joseph Heywood wrote an entertaining novel based on a "he escaped from the bunker" scenario. The ending is remarkably satisfying.

Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)

384
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 09:45 PM (J5mC3)

The saying goes something like: the only thing worse than being lonely is being divorced and lonely.

Best wishes for finding someone. Didn't think it would happen to me but Her Majesty took me on and has put up with me for almost 24 years.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (J8/9G)

385 374 369; scam. all bullshit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

--Yes, a crock. Al Capone's vault, it is.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)

386 You want food? Go to a real food place.
You want nude women? Go to a gentlemen's club.
The two do not mix well.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM (hVdx9)

Many years ago, there was a strip club in Edmonton, Alberta, that ran a buffet luncheon on weekdays, and it was actually worthwhile going there just for the food, it was that good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (bG+ug)

387 373. She's #1 daughter's role model. She wants to learn flankirovat the way she does it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (/FipJ)

388 Finding Bigfoot is more credible than Hunting Hitler.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)

389 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.

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First you've got to win the lottery and then the license fee is ridiculous.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius!

And the meat is tough and stringy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (MQZOg)

390 The owner of the Lions is what, 96?

I'd be happy just to be upright at that age, never mind having my wits about me.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU)

391 perhaps I would get a better response now.
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2017 09:09 PM (R7cwD)


Did coffee make you fall asleep too? I have a friend who's kids were hyper and she would give them coffee drinks on long trips to keep them from freaking out.
Try all the generics, they are cheap.

Benedryl may suppress allergic reaction by mimicking the brain's ratcheting down of reacting to allergens so you can sleep. It may make you fall asleep the same way.
I swore for years I loved that floaty mid-land between sleep and wake because I could breath through my NOSE without feeling like I had pudding soaked steel wool shoved in my sinuses.
No-one ever believed me.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 09:53 PM (xNowh)

392 Posted by: John Kasich at January 07, 2017 09:41 PM (bG+ug

You're quite the (post) card, John. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (tOcW/)

393 216 Willow, if Benedryl works on you, it might be an option. They are selling some of the anti-histamines as sleep aids now.

Find the one that knocks you down and out and try that if you want an alternative to nyquil.


Benedryl = Sominex. Been that way for decades, I think

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (di1hb)

394 391 And the meat is tough and stringy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (MQZOg)


Well, you have to stew it. But the real point is the bragging rights, having that particular head mounted on the wall behind your dining chair in the Great Hall.

Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)

395 I wish that I could hate them. It would make it all so much easier. They've made their choices, and pressed us back into a corner, so ... such is war.

Posted by: goon at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (EaQ6/)

396 388; i was in a strip cub once that had a buffet. let's just say, thanks for the sneeze guard. nice touch, especially there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

397 389 373. She's #1 daughter's role model. She wants to learn flankirovat the way she does it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (/FipJ)


She is hotter than any Hooters girl or stripper, that's for damn sure.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

398 What is the premise behind "Hunting Hitler"? Are they going after Adolf himself, or his clones?

Has Hitler gone into the rejuve vats or did he opt for downloading his mind into a Robo-Hitler?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)

399 Wait...the second movie is 'First Blood Part II'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (ZO497)

400 385 369 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

I don't know what that is, but a guy named Joseph Heywood wrote an entertaining novel based on a "he escaped from the bunker" scenario. The ending is remarkably satisfying.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (iMxBJ)

--From what've seen, supposedly Hitler flew out of Berlin to Spain, was concealed by Franco, then spirited away on a U-boat to Argentina, whence he crossed into the Andes into a German colony.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (GsAUU)

401 I've read the book First Blood.

It was in Kentucky, not the PNW.

They bumped out of KY because they couldn't film in the massive snow storm there

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:47 PM (jrFgU)

B.C. locations sub for a lot of USA locations, because it's cheaper for Hollyweird to produce films there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (bG+ug)

402 so, i'm listening to a string of cream songs on youtube, minding my own business, and "bread and butter" by the newbeats comes on...

no more bread and butter
no more toast and jam

and, well, what can i say?

fun

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (WTSFk)

403 The owner of the Lions is what, 96?

I'd be happy just to be upright at that age, never mind having my wits about me.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU)

90 I think.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 09:56 PM (D2vc1)

404 Well, you have to stew it. But the real point is the bragging rights, having that particular head mounted on the wall behind your dining chair in the Great Hall.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)
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And you can make stock from the rest of him and serve it with kreplachs!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:56 PM (EnKk6)

405 402 From what've seen, supposedly Hitler flew out of Berlin to Spain, was concealed by Franco, then spirited away on a U-boat to Argentina, whence he crossed into the Andes into a German colony.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (GsAUU)


...and then he invented flat screen television and fathered Angela Merkel and founded ISIS?

Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 09:57 PM (iMxBJ)

406 Zanax works wonders. Studies have demonstrated a connection between lack of sleep and diabetes. About six or seven years ago, my doc asked how I slept at night. Poorly, I replied, and he whipped out a prescription for Xanax at hyper speed. The first night, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Been taking it ever since. On the odd occasion the Xanax doesn't work, I take a middling sip of Zzzquil.

Yes, it does cause a few really weird dreams now and again, but I've learned to just sleep through them.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at January 07, 2017 09:57 PM (v7mye)

407 Wait...the second movie is 'First Blood Part II'?

yup,

VIETNAM baby

'First Blood Part II!?
is Afghanistan

if I remember

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 09:57 PM (jrFgU)

408 LOVE Ancient Aliens. Can't help myself.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 09:35 PM (nQ10o)

Ancient Aliens is a guilty pleasure of mine and Alex The Chick loves it too. Seems a lot of folks like it while not taking it seriously. I suggested that maybe a few of us liveblog it if they show a new episode.

It used to show quite a lot on H2, I really believe that changing it to Viceland is #WhyWeGotTrump

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (Ya7zs)

409 Finding Bigfoot is more credible than Hunting Hitler.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)

Bigfoot tracks sighted on Pennsylvania Avenue in DC!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (bG+ug)

410 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.

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First you've got to win the lottery and then the license fee is ridiculous.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius!

And the meat is tough and stringy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (MQZOg)




seems they are simply visiting places where other people have suggested hitler may have gone.

peculiar bob baer, who had something of a reputation for being a credible intelligence analyst would get involved with such a stupid show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (cPsPa)

411 400 What is the premise behind "Hunting Hitler"? Are they going after Adolf himself, or his clones?

Has Hitler gone into the rejuve vats or did he opt for downloading his mind into a Robo-Hitler?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)

--It's that he did not commit suicide in his Berlin Bunker, but slipped out, and the team on the show is looking for various clues that hardened buildings in various places were way-stations of Hitler as a fugitive.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (GsAUU)

412 IIRC the Russians had to parts of Hitler's body and eventually destroyed them.
The guy is dead. This "Hunting Hitler" is like the JFK conspiracy scam.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (hVdx9)

413
LOVE Ancient Aliens. Can't help myself.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe


Ancient alien love...

Next time on Maury Povich

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

414 It's that he did not commit suicide in his Berlin Bunker, but slipped out, and the team on the show is looking for various clues that hardened buildings in various places were way-stations of Hitler as a fugitive.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (GsAUU)




he was also working on the 4th reich

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 09:59 PM (cPsPa)

415 then spirited away on a U-boat to Argentina, whence he crossed into the Andes into a German colony.
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Heh. We had an elderly neighbor, with a *thick* German accent, who always maintained that he was Argentinian. Mrs. H used to always roll her eyes behind his back when he said that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 09:59 PM (ZO497)

416
Bigfoot tracks sighted on Pennsylvania Avenue in DC!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (bG+ug)


Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:00 PM (GsAUU)

417 400 What is the premise behind "Hunting Hitler"? Are they going after Adolf himself, or his clones?

Has Hitler gone into the rejuve vats or did he opt for downloading his mind into a Robo-Hitler?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)

--It's that he did not commit suicide in his Berlin Bunker, but slipped out, and the team on the show is looking for various clues that hardened buildings in various places were way-stations of Hitler as a fugitive.

Posted by: logprof
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The fact that the "safe houses" were likely used by other fleeing Nazi's and not Hitler is something they deliberately overlook.
Yes, I have been forced to watch a few episodes.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)

418 Dammit!! Y'all are making me want to watch First Blood. I like that movie and have it on DVD. "God didn't make Rambo. I did."

Posted by: madamemayhem (i wanna be sedated) at January 07, 2017 10:01 PM (yTnCT)

419 IIRC the Russians had to parts of Hitler's body and eventually destroyed them.
The guy is dead. This "Hunting Hitler" is like the JFK conspiracy scam.

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The Russkies thought they had his skull but a DNA test a few years ago showed the skull was from a female.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:01 PM (Nwg0u)

420 391 Don't get me started on Hunting Hitler, either.

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First you've got to win the lottery and then the license fee is ridiculous.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius!

And the meat is tough and stringy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (MQZOg)
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That is one hell of a trophy hobo.

Posted by: Catwrangler at January 07, 2017 10:01 PM (cCDc5)

421 416 It's that he did not commit suicide in his Berlin Bunker, but slipped out, and the team on the show is looking for various clues that hardened buildings in various places were way-stations of Hitler as a fugitive.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (GsAUU)




he was also working on the 4th reich
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 09:59 PM (cPsPa)

--I'm waiting for Hunting Hitler to track him to that secret base in Antarctica . . . that was built by ancient aliens!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)

422 ZH

Out of 84000 people surveyed by John Harwood.

83% believe Wikileaks vs 17% believed US intelligence.

wow

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (zu88C)

423 414 IIRC the Russians had to parts of Hitler's body and eventually destroyed them.
The guy is dead. This "Hunting Hitler" is like the JFK conspiracy scam.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (hVdx9)
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No, the Rooskies just got pieces of one of his clones.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (EnKk6)

424 414: hitler is DEAD? when did this happen? i'm always the last to know the important shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (EnKk6)

426 Shashka dancing is what finally broke thru with the Colonel. At thanksgiving, he asked me to bring my shashka and kinzhal to carve the meal - he knew my kids and I danced with them. Before dinner, #1 daughter asked to show him how to handle a shashka, and the man aas impressed. Got him his own set for Christmas, and he had my angel get him a papakha. He loves the sabre dance, and is pretty good already

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:03 PM (/FipJ)

427 Italicans *shrugs*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:03 PM (EnKk6)

428 Heh, great shots of William Clay Ford and Paul Allen.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU)

429 IIRC the Russians had to parts of Hitler's body and eventually destroyed them.
The guy is dead. This "Hunting Hitler" is like the JFK conspiracy scam.

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The Russkies thought they had his skull but a DNA test a few years ago showed the skull was from a female.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
****

Again, if IIRC that DNA test was also questionable.
Going off of my memory so quite fallible.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

430 I'm waiting for Hunting Hitler to track him to that secret base in Antarctica . . . that was built by ancient aliens!!!
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)




oh it is going to come together eventually. hitler is running the base and breeding super ss by crosbreeding with bigfoot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:03 PM (cPsPa)

431 421 IIRC the Russians had to parts of Hitler's body and eventually destroyed them.
The guy is dead. This "Hunting Hitler" is like the JFK conspiracy scam.

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The Russkies thought they had his skull but a DNA test a few years ago showed the skull was from a female.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:01 PM (Nwg0u)

Fire can't melt Hitler?

Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2017 10:03 PM (qf6WZ)

432 Ahem......

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:04 PM (D2vc1)

433 The fact that the "safe houses" were likely used by other fleeing Nazi's and not Hitler is something they deliberately overlook.
Yes, I have been forced to watch a few episodes.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)

I believe there actually was an SS fraternal organization that helped wanted Nazis escape prosecution in Europe. I think it was called "Odessa", but that might have been a fictional name for it. But I am pretty certain that Hitler died by his own hand in the bunker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:04 PM (bG+ug)

434 It's that he did not commit suicide in his Berlin Bunker, but slipped out, and the team on the show is looking for various clues that hardened buildings in various places were way-stations of Hitler as a fugitive.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:58 PM (GsAUU)




he was also working on the 4th reich

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I just hope they don't have him adopt a child to increase the ratings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (Nwg0u)

435 424 ZH

Out of 84000 people surveyed by John Harwood.

83% believe Wikileaks vs 17% believed US intelligence.

wow
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:02 PM (zu88C)

--Count me among the 83%.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (GsAUU)

436 Wait...the second movie is 'First Blood Part II'?

yup,

VIETNAM baby

'First Blood Part II!?
is Afghanistan
------------------
Nah. Washington state.

Part II appears to be Nam.

I just want to know why it isn't called 'Second Blood'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (ZO497)

437 It's that he did not commit suicide in his Berlin Bunker, but slipped
out, and the team on the show is looking for various clues that hardened
buildings in various places were way-stations of Hitler as a fugitive.
===

Instead of saying it's "Squatchy" they sit outside with night-vision and watch the bunker for weirdness...

" Looking pretty Nazish out here"...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (zu88C)

438 LOVE Ancient Aliens. Can't help myself.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe
Ancient alien love...
Next time on Maury Povich
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

Yup...I like the greek dude's hair and the funny pin of the alien spacecraft is a nice touch.

Every "expert" on that show looks like a circus freak show escapee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (5VlCp)

439 well, offing himself in his bunker is better for hitler than living in a basement while running from Israeli agents or getting offed by your bodyguard when they get tired of hiding your insane wrinkly ass for years.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:06 PM (cPsPa)

440 The Russkies thought they had his skull but a DNA test a few years ago showed the skull was from a female.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:01 PM (Nwg0u)

Getting a verifiable DNA sample from Hitler or a close relative is a problem in its own right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:06 PM (bG+ug)

441 Oh, the Rat Line was a thing, I just have a hard time imagining a drama queen like Adolf laying low for so long, or his escaped disciples not rebanding in, say, Colonia Dignidad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:06 PM (EnKk6)

442 Getting a verifiable DNA sample from Hitler or a close relative is a problem in its own right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:06 PM (bG+ug)
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Yeah, didn't the line die out voluntarily?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:07 PM (EnKk6)

443
Yup...I like the greek dude's hair and the funny pin of the alien spacecraft is a nice touch.

Every "expert" on that show looks like a circus freak show escapee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (5VlCp)


--Noory of Coast to Coast AM is a trip.

In TV Tropes they refer to Tsoukalos's hair as "anime hair."

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU)

444 Yup...I like the greek dude's hair and the funny pin of the alien spacecraft is a nice touch.

Every "expert" on that show looks like a circus freak show escapee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (5VlCp)




one of them is nearly a twin for jonah goldberg or steve hays.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:08 PM (cPsPa)

445 I believe there actually was an SS fraternal organization that helped wanted Nazis escape prosecution in Europe. I think it was called "Odessa", but that might have been a fictional name for it. But I am pretty certain that Hitler died by his own hand in the bunker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:04 PM (bG+ug)

There was another organization that did that also. It was called US intelligence.

Turns out my Poli Sci prof helped hide and with the escape of Klaus Barbie, the Butcher of Lyon.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:08 PM (D2vc1)

446 441 heh
You assume the red army wouldn't have snagged him first.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:08 PM (/FipJ)

447 437
--Count me among the 83%.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (GsAUU)


Yep.

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

448 Oh, the Rat Line was a thing, I just have a hard time imagining a drama queen like Adolf laying low for so long, or his escaped disciples not rebanding in, say, Colonia Dignidad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:06 PM (EnKk6)




well, that is the thing, the indignity of running from spider hole to spider hole would be worse than offing himself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:09 PM (cPsPa)

449 Russians on Hitler bone fragments
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gt2l28p

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

450 hitler was a deranged pussy. who cares what happened to that one nutted, vegetarian, final solution, smoke nazi. he should be mocked for what he was.the father of charlie manson.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

451 history will remember hitler with more interest / mystique than saddam hussein.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM (cPsPa)

452
The Russkies thought they had his skull but a DNA test a few years ago showed the skull was from a female.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


So??

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM (IqV8l)

453 Oh, the Rat Line was a thing, I just have a hard time imagining a drama queen like Adolf laying low for so long, or his escaped disciples not rebanding in, say, Colonia Dignidad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:06 PM (EnKk6)

I also suspect by Spring of 1945, even the most hard-core of the SS were coming to see Hitler as a liability, not an asset. Why compromise security of your escape organization by trying to use it to effect the escape of the most-sought target of all, especially when his usefulness was at an end? I suspect that had Hitler survived, at least some of his henchmen might have sacrificed him to save their own butts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM (bG+ug)

454 By the sheer stubbornness of the Lions defense, they're hanging in this game.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM (GsAUU)

455 Many years ago, there was a strip club in Edmonton, Alberta, that ran a buffet luncheon on weekdays, and it was actually worthwhile going there just for the food, it was that good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 09:51 PM (bG+ug)

When I was in Boston they had an "all you can eat clam bar" for lunch at a nude bar.

You could eat clams while watching clams!

Posted by: The Gimp! at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM (oEbW3)

456 450
well, that is the thing, the indignity of running from spider hole to spider hole would be worse than offing himself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:09 PM (cPsPa)


I wouldn't want to live in a spider hole. It's full of spiders, right?

Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

457 When I was younger, Germans (and, to a lesser extent, Central Europeans) of a certain age, I always regarded with suspicion. Unfair, perhaps, but there it is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (/FipJ)

458 well, that is the thing, the indignity of running from spider hole to spider hole would be worse than offing himself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:09 PM (cPs
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I mean, I get tired of staying in hotels with sub-par minibars. Can't imagine being on the lam in Paraguay with Mengele nattering on about sewing dwarfs together or whatnot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (EnKk6)

459 Robo-Hitler: The Russians Hacked My Brain and Made Me Vote For Trump, Even Though I Was Going to Vote For Him Anyway because I'm Literally Hitler

Posted by: Tomorrow's Washinton Post Headline at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (MQZOg)

460 There was another organization that did that also. It was called US intelligence.

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Wernher von Braun was personally decorated by both Adolph Hitler and John F. Kennedy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (Nwg0u)

461 How come no one ever looks for me?
Oh..I forgot. Nevermind.

Posted by: Zombie Benito Mussolini at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (qJhUV)

462 I wouldn't want to live in a spider hole. It's full of spiders, right?
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)



nope. hole in a spider.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:12 PM (cPsPa)

463 If I follow that link, then am repulsed and close the window, does that still count as traffic for their crappy site?
BTW: a pop-up reading Help us fight Trump greeted me at the Slate site. I want to fight back against these libtards!
Posted by: booknlass


Depends on how their ad service measures traffic. Some of the ad services measure how far a reader stays on the page, or even if the entire article is scrolled through.

Yes, it counts on some level as a hit. If'n you looking to avoid it entirely, hover your mouse icon over the link before you click. If it's a 'raw' link direct to the site, the address should pop up in the lower part of your browser ( if you haven't turned that feature of, that is )

To avoid most of the pop-ups, you should get Ad-block Advanced for your browser. Tames some of them but not all.

Also, Twitter links are transferred through twitter's own link referral, so they can't be trusted at all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2017 10:12 PM (V3IFq)

464
--Count me among the 83%.
===

This is what pisses me off about Judge Jeanine et al.

All they have to do is say " what information influenced the election? " and/or " exactly which election -related sytem was hacked?"

But she won't . Because she is more concerned about yelling for ratings than getting to the bottom of anything.

Nobody trusts ANYBODY'S information, when that information or suppression of it is the result of a political agenda.

Clapper can shove his martyrdom and excuses up his wrinkled old ass.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:12 PM (zu88C)

465 I mean, I get tired of staying in hotels with sub-par minibars. Can't imagine being on the lam in Paraguay with Mengele nattering on about sewing dwarfs together or whatnot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (EnKk6)





sewing dwarfs together





scotch on keyboard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:13 PM (cPsPa)

466 MisHum - why not provide links to stories NOT supplied by liberal rags? More often than not, you link to NYT, WaPo, MSN, ABC, etc etc. The Charles Manson hospital story is also available on Fox, NY Post, WSJ, etc etc. Why give clicks to the shit heads when the same (if not better) version is available in friendly media?

Posted by: MSTisdale at January 07, 2017 10:13 PM (g9d8D)

467 sewing dwarfs together

Just keep me the fuck away from Paul Krugman.

Posted by: peter dinklage at January 07, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

468 Instead of saying it's "Squatchy" they sit outside with night-vision and watch the bunker for weirdness...

" Looking pretty Nazish out here"...
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:05 PM (zu88C)

--The Naziest sound around!

https://youtu.be/SOJSM46nWwo

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)

469
sewing dwarfs together





scotch on keyboard.
-----
This is the start of a very strange haiku.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:14 PM (EnKk6)

470 I also suspect by Spring of 1945, even the most hard-core of the SS were coming to see Hitler as a liability, not an asset.

-
Himmler tried to make a separate peace with the Allies that would leave him in power in Germany.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:14 PM (Nwg0u)

471 I mean, I get tired of staying in hotels with sub-par minibars. Can't imagine being on the lam in Paraguay with Mengele nattering on about sewing dwarfs together or whatnot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
****

Please ask him if you use extra fine thread, or extra large thread...for a friend. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:14 PM (hVdx9)

472 I also suspect by Spring of 1945, even the most hard-core of the SS were coming to see Hitler as a liability, not an asset. Why compromise security of your escape organization by trying to use it to effect the escape of the most-sought target of all, especially when his usefulness was at an end? I suspect that had Hitler survived, at least some of his henchmen might have sacrificed him to save their own butts.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:10 PM


a big problem with the theory is the timeline. Trying to get out when he was supposed to have is extremely problematic. If he was going to do it, he would have done it sooner.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 10:15 PM (lmIoG)

473 Vo ist der ONT?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:16 PM (EnKk6)

474 It's dwarves*




*yes I'm being pedantic and dickish and know that it's a Tolkien invention.

Hi, Hordelings!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 07, 2017 10:16 PM (mgbwf)

475 Wernher von Braun was personally decorated by both Adolph Hitler and John F. Kennedy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (Nwg0u)

Hey, I just make zee rockets. I don't say where zey fall down.

Posted by: Zombie Wernher von Braun at January 07, 2017 10:16 PM (7qAYi)

476 Hitler had a nephew born in England who emigrated to the US. He enlisted in the Navy in WW2. The recruiter is said to have greeted him, "Hello, Mr. Hitler. My name is Hess." William Hitler changed his last name to Stuart-Houston and lived on Long Island until his death in 1987.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 10:16 PM (J8/9G)

477 sewing dwarfs together
==


You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Little People, Big Lawsuits at January 07, 2017 10:17 PM (zu88C)

478 Bander!

I debated and couldn't remember which was real and which was Tolkien.

I have that problem a lot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:17 PM (EnKk6)

479 474. Yep. And he made the mistake of going to war with a psychopath - Stalin. Psychopaths don't quit, ever. No matter the cost, they will get you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:17 PM (/FipJ)

480 So far this "once in 10 years California storm," this airborne river carrying flash floods and mayhem is nothing but a big fizzle. It's barely drizzling here in the North Bay. It was supposed to arrive at 4 PM, then at 7PM, now they're saying 9PM or so. Maybe we'll all be washed away tonight or tomorrow, but for now we're just bored.

Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)

481 And ask AtC when we're getting the next MHC podcast.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:18 PM (EnKk6)

482 SO US Intelligence agencies have their panties in a wad about Trump, Russia and nobody believing them?

The same group that let the Bengazi was because of a Video go in questioned forever?


??

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:18 PM (jrFgU)

483 Hey, I just make zee rockets. I don't say where zey fall down.
Posted by: Zombie Wernher von Braun at January 07, 2017 10:16 PM (7qAYi)


Zat's not my department!

Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 10:18 PM (8nWyX)

484 485. Tom Lehrer was a genius.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:19 PM (/FipJ)

485 So far this "once in 10 years California storm," this airborne river carrying flash floods and mayhem is nothing but a big fizzle. It's barely drizzling here in the North Bay. It was supposed to arrive at 4 PM, then at 7PM, now they're saying 9PM or so. Maybe we'll all be washed away tonight or tomorrow, but for now we're just bored.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)




heh, once in ten-year storm. seems california has been lowering the threshold to get more news coverage. rumored to be lowering significant dna results in criminal proceedings to one in ten also.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:19 PM (cPsPa)

486 --The Naziest sound around!
===

hey hey they're the Nazis
people say they Nazi around

but they're too busy sewing dwarves together
to put any non-Jews down

Posted by: Little People, Big Lawsuits at January 07, 2017 10:19 PM (zu88C)

487 I love you guys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:19 PM (EnKk6)

488 Wernher von Braun was personally decorated by both Adolph Hitler and John F. Kennedy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:11 PM (Nwg0u)

Yup....we need a new show called "Hunting FDR" or "Finding Camelot" where the host can go around the US and look for evidence of FDR or JFK living after they "supposedly" died. Would be just as hilarious as the Bigfoot or Hitler shows.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2017 10:19 PM (5VlCp)

489 dammit tiny cabbage-scented sock off

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:20 PM (zu88C)

490 Bigfoot killed JFK. Think about it.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (lmIoG)

491 Amelia Earhart and Glenn Miller shacked up together on Easter Island.

True story!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)

492 ont

Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (jrFgU)

493 Le Nood.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:22 PM (D2vc1)

494 I saw Sewing Dwarves with Scissor Sisters at the Phoenix Phenomadrome in '86.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2017 10:22 PM (V3IFq)

495 ONT is NOOd!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:22 PM (/FipJ)

496 arf! arf! arf!

Posted by: zombie blondi at January 07, 2017 10:22 PM (lJXY3)

497 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2017 08:28 PM (tOcW/

Prayers up. And may God grant you special serenity during this stressful time.

Posted by: gracepc at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (OU4q6)

498 462 - I was at that ceremony. Hitler's award to von Braun was stirring. But JFK had more charisma. I spoke with both of them afterward. We had a few drinks, swapped lies, like guys do.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (KMWZc)

499 Glad to hear Bolden is still in the game.

One of my favorite players, ever.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (GsAUU)

500
Clapper can shove his martyrdom and excuses up his wrinkled old ass.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!


He can turn off the lights on his way out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

501 Is Bigfoot real? You will know when you can follow the tracks. Is planet X real? You will know when you can follow Buzz Aldrin home.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (6Ll1u)

502 I am enjoying a bottle of Samuel Adams' "Thirteenth Hour" stout. It is yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (bG+ug)

503 AMC is having a Rocky Fest tomorrow, though.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:39 PM


In just seven daaays, I can make you a maa-a-a-a-an-annnn!

Posted by: Dr. Furter at January 07, 2017 10:40 PM (DMUuz)

504 *weft cut-loop thank you, kindly.
MSTisdale, Why give clicks to the shit heads when the same (if not better) version is available in friendly media?
Would you believe I wrote Matt Drudge similarly, why drive traffic to the assholes? no answer though, of course.

Any input on how to fight the liberals, how to go ON OFFENSE?

Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (hNFnI)

505 Libertarian inclined, shill for Mith McConnell, Rand Paul said Republicans "must have a replacement for ObamaCare the same time they repeal it". Libertarian. Apple/Tree

One would think a Libertarian would favor a free market / let the marketplace decide approach.

Posted by: gNewt at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (rxtQa)

506 backflips through the comment box

hi Bandersnatch!

Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 10:46 PM (hNFnI)

507 Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)

I googled it earlier . Apparently new digital tv show with Michelle Malkin, Levin, and Steyn. I would link it but my attempts at that lately are screwy.

Posted by: gracepc at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (OU4q6)

508 Where's my GLOWSTICK(Y)!!!!!

Posted by: saf at January 08, 2017 07:54 AM (+zN6H)

509 Why the frogs down the front? No Batons Verde 'n small Pom Poms..i'm waiting for the Ball to Drop.Maybe when ya lick'em ya go all funny like?

Posted by: saf at January 08, 2017 08:04 AM (+zN6H)

510 "It's the middle of winter. What else are you going to watch"

Anything and everything BUT the NFL.

Fuck them.
Boycott

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 08, 2017 02:31 PM (0xzXo)

511 I "jumped to the bottom" butt my eyes were glazed like Pepe the toadster...can I claim Frogocare for a prehistoric condition?

Posted by: saf at January 08, 2017 05:34 PM (+zN6H)

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