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Saturday ONT
Ten Items. Or so.
10. In Texas, police arrested a man with cocaine hidden under his flab apron. This was an aha! moment for me. I usually just hide fried chicken in mine. But now it seems like a better place to hide those vials of tiny hallucinogenic toads.Duh, because chicken is not illegal! I can just carry that in a bag or something, right out in the open, right? Hah! Man, this just proves how reading is so good for us.
9. Country boy goes to Bahamas, craps a live snake. Amazing. That's talent. He needs to think about a new career. 8. Hipsters pollute and trivialize everything they fucking touch, because they suck. 7. Obama's Legacy is Bullshit. The press is twisting statistics into knots, trying to make it look like our economy is going great because of Obama's policies. But you and I remember what an expanding economy looked and felt like, right? Right. So do the majority of Americans, who are older than most reporters. This ain't it. And that's how you got Trump, dear media. 6.
Photography trick: Take the cute picture before the boiling water goes in. A lesson learned the hard way!
Oh My God!
A Mexican man accused of raping a 13-year-old girl on a Greyhound bus that traveled through Kansas had been deported 10 times and voluntarily removed from the U.S. another nine times since 2003, records obtained by The Associated Press show.Thanks to longtime Moron Stumbo. 1. I left Twitter a while back because they were using shady tricks to stifle rightwing commentary. I rejoined because it's now Trumpville. Which is hilarious and delicious. Bonus pic: The sort of thing that never ever happened to me as a child.
Dang. Spoiled brat. *sniffle*
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - was here at January 07, 2017 10:20 PM (zHhW4)
Posted by: mindful webworker - was here at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (zHhW4)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - was here at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (zHhW4)
Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (J1ZXn)
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:21 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Osoloco at January 07, 2017 10:22 PM (z6dev)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (mgbwf)
I assume you weren't born a banana then?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Miss Laura, the hump is looking very fetching tonight. Did you just have it waxed?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (J8/9G)
Beats being a security guard.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (mgbwf)
how long have you been married? every day is hump day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (3C9q2)
Do we get 2 more?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (At/8G)
Not my favorite stew, but it'll do.
Posted by: Who'sayin Obama at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:26 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:26 PM (zu88C)
I assume you weren't born a banana then?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)
I think she means having a mother who acted like she loved her.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2017 10:26 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)
Obama brought us Trump (Reagan 2.0? TBD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Humpty Hump and the Digital Underground at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (MQZOg)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (hVdx9)
I think if I could get a lauraw thread and a DOOM thread once a week, I would spring for the Platinum membership.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (GsAUU)
Do you remember all the lefties who went crying to their shrinks after Bush won his reelection in 2004? Welp, it's happening again.
"Shrinks for Trump" now makes sense.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (J8/9G)
I have a friend who used to work as an EMT. One time he had to apply the de-fib paddles to a incredibly obese woman, and he had to move her breasts out of the way. When he lifted one up, a sandwich fell out from under.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (7qAYi)
Hey fapsters. Keeping warm?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
---I picked up a little $10 heater at WalMart, it's running under my computer desk.
Toasty
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (XoldI)
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I don't think Michelle was even born yet.
You are not aware of the Time Traveling Unicorns at Area 51? Good, they don't exist. {continues shredding documents}
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: O's Working Millions at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (79Bhs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Warm isn't the problem... running two humidifiers and still waking up with a sore dry throat and then spewing blood from one's nose is though
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Whalen Penny at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (kIvpz)
you can make beer and Wine ok, but there is a fuck load of paperwork to get your own still up and running for personal use
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:30 PM (jrFgU)
a request to turn Martinez-Maldonado over to ICE custody before he is
released"
They can have him after he is cut down from the gallows.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:30 PM (w+Jhj)
- the term "flab apron"
- the things people put there
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 10:30 PM (iMxBJ)
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Needs a choker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 10:30 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Igor at January 07, 2017 10:31 PM (lJXY3)
I have a friend who used to work as an EMT. One time he had to apply the de-fib paddles to a incredibly obese woman, and he had to move her breasts out of the way. When he lifted one up, a sandwich fell out from under.
Posted by: josephistan
Did he replace it after they finished the job?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2017 10:31 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (9lwPc)
Posted by: josephistan
===
white or wheat?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (zu88C)
You've never heard of a sandwich-press before?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius!
Why so somber?!
Posted by: The Choker at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (MQZOg)
Tards.
Posted by: logprof
Don't dreat or ink anything from Darmers and Fistillers.
Posted by: Who'sayin Obama at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 07, 2017 10:32 PM (hALjw)
Posted by: josephistan
===
white or wheat?
PB&J, roast beef, turkey breast?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2017 10:33 PM (IcT7t)
................
Hope it didn't have any mayo on it
food poisoning is a bitch
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:33 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
---I picked up a little $10 heater at WalMart, it's running under my computer desk.
Toasty
Posted by: davidt"
People at my office plug in those little electric heaters and keep popping the circuit breakers..
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)
Obama brought us Trump (Reagan 2.0? TBD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (hVdx9)
Tilikum! How are things in the other side? You & buzzion hanging?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2017 10:34 PM (YhV5r)
Bigfoot.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 10:34 PM (lmIoG)
When Vancouver hosted the 2010 Winter Olympics, they had a mascot named Quatchi.
https://goo.gl/images/FEuU5O
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:34 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 07, 2017 10:35 PM (WidQN)
---
He should've taken a bite and tucked it back under there. Then the next day she'll be all, what bitch took a bite outta my sammich?
Which reminds me...
*checks bosoms for forgotten sammies*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:35 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2017 10:35 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:35 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:35 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Central Planning at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (D2vc1)
Surprise, surprise...It turned into an epic clusterfuck, and the vets left. No one seems to know what happened to the large amounts of money raised that was supposed to support the vets, and yet didn't buy the shelter and food they expected.
http://tinyurl.com/jp2uvk8
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (AwJBU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Richard Nixon at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)
People at my office plug in those little electric heaters and keep popping the circuit breakers..
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
By "people" do you mean "women?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (Saqzi)
Well, here's some more advice: Never bet on the Lions.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (GsAUU)
37 10. In Texas, police arrested a man with cocaine hidden under his flab apron. This was an aha! moment for me. I usually just hide fried chicken in mine. But now it seems like a better place to hide those vials of tiny hallucinogenic toads.
I have a friend who used to work as an EMT. One time he had to apply the de-fib paddles to a incredibly obese woman, and he had to move her breasts out of the way. When he lifted one up, a sandwich fell out from under.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (
I call Bull Shit
Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin
At least they wood have been tastefully inlaid grillz.
Posted by: Who'sayin Obama at January 07, 2017 10:38 PM (V3IFq)
Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Oh no no no no.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 07, 2017 10:38 PM (jrFgU)
I'd really love it long time if it came with a slice of that strawberry Cake, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 10:39 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 10:39 PM (qJhUV)
Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (voOPb)
I vote for "take his word for it."
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 10:39 PM (D2vc1)
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I see Jill Stein made off with a cool $2 million from her recount fiasco.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 07, 2017 10:40 PM (Nwg0u)
I have a friend who used to work as an EMT. One time he had to apply the de-fib paddles to a incredibly obese woman, and he had to move her breasts out of the way. When he lifted one up, a sandwich fell out from under.
Posted by: josephistan
****
When a couple of co-workers went to stop a morbidly obsess lady from walking out the door because she was shop lifting, she bolted.
When she "bolted" (a relative term in this case) a corded power drill dropped from between her legs onto the floor. So stunned were they, she escaped while they argued over whom should pick it up. Neither wanted to touch it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Toasted?
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2017 10:36 PM (XoldI)
Steamed.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 07, 2017 10:40 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
Mostly.
I mean, we keep the thermostat set at 74. Isn't that enough?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)
Herrera is being held on charges of evidence tampering and driving while intoxicated.
++++
Anyone want to bet that the way he tried to destroy his cocaine was by snorting it? If it was anything else, they would just say what he did instead of being so circumspect about it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 10:41 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: JTB at January 07, 2017 10:41 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (MQZOg)
And Fuck You NFL with a big fat FUCK YOU
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (9plvG)
obsess lady from walking out the door because she was shop lifting, she
bolted.
When she "bolted" (a relative term in this case) a corded power
drill dropped from between her legs onto the floor. So stunned were
they, she escaped while they argued over whom should pick it up.
Neither wanted to touch it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
What sort of, uh, "attachment", was chucked into it?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (w+Jhj)
It's an ongoing process! Rest assured that I'm STILL fighting for YOU!!!
Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
It was for the Greater Good!! {posted from on top of her pile of money inside her mansion}
Posted by: Jill Stein at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (pY+s4)
Hi 'rons!
I don't get the "Oh my God" for the strawberry cake? I love strawberry cake.
My BFF coworker, who I eat lunch with every day, frequently gets little notes from his wife in his lunch on post its. Like "Have a great day!" and etc. It's too cute.
I guess I could write myself happy lunch notes, but that would be kind of lame, eh?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (+eR2D)
Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****
I call shut your whore mouth because I don't have enough brain bleach.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:26 PM (lJXY3)
You're going to hell for that.
And that cake, I want to cheat on my wife with it... and I'm not married!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (Pz4pT)
Were this my daughter, said Mexican would not make it to a 11th deportation, much less to the kind graces of the authorities. Not quite understanding why these foreign scumbags are still respirating after a first offense.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (h5hE3)
Take it that your point spreads didn't workout for you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (voOPb)
People at my office plug in those little electric heaters and keep popping the circuit breakers..
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
By "people" do you mean "women?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
--Anytime a chick at work complains about it being cold, I tell her to wear a tie to work (like I have to do).
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:44 PM (GsAUU)
interesting but a headscratcher.
before that I watched The Finest Hours which is really good.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:44 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:44 PM (EnKk6)
"Hey fapsters. Keeping warm?"
Just barely-- got heavy curtains, draft-stoppers at the doors and all that, but this house is Old and Drafty anyway.
Looking at kotatsu on Amazon. Love the concept!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 07, 2017 10:44 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (Om16U)
Well, outside it is "cold as a witch's . . "
never mind.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 10:45 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 07, 2017 10:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
de-fib paddles to a incredibly obese woman, and he had to move her
breasts out of the way. When he lifted one up, a sandwich fell out from
under.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM<<<
I bet there was a pickle that went with that sandwich, and it was "hiding" somewhere too.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 07, 2017 10:45 PM (WidQN)
obsess lady from walking out the door because she was shop lifting, she
bolted.
When she "bolted" (a relative term in this case) a corded power
drill dropped from between her legs onto the floor. So stunned were
they, she escaped while they argued over whom should pick it up.
Neither wanted to touch it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
What sort of, uh, "attachment", was chucked into it?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
****
All I know is that moments before it HAD been brand new. After that, it could not be sold...in America...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
Mostly.
I mean, we keep the thermostat set at 74. Isn't that enough?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)
No. Air conditioning is sexist. I wish I were kidding.
https://tinyurl.com/puvj64e
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 10:46 PM (7qAYi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817791096684212224
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817791225407406082
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817791421876989952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817791646045704192
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817791854905278464
Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2017 10:46 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (Om16U)
Well, outside it is "cold as a witch's . . "
never mind.
Posted by: Kindltot
You think you have it rough?
Posted by: welldigger at January 07, 2017 10:46 PM (MQZOg)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817792042008973315
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817792128378175491
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817792751911763968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/817792852591865856
Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2017 10:47 PM (Ya7zs)
Thought you Morons were tough
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:47 PM (voOPb)
Tards.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)
Willowed on the last thread. I am enjoying a bottle of Samuel Adams' "Thirteenth Hour" Belgian-style stout. It is very tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (+eR2D)
You thought differently logprof?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)
--No, just hoped differently.
But:
Death, taxes, Lions suck.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:44 PM
Yeah, that's not a bad film at all. Could have done with less onshore drama and more time covering the wreck and rescue, but it's a pretty good sea flick. It didn't do too wel, apparently. Not sure why.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks<<<
Green Party, bitchez!!! **makes it rain**
Posted by: Jill Stein at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: bull at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (KBIbB)
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Earl of Boobwich at January 07, 2017 10:48 PM (AkKkC)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:49 PM (hVdx9)
And F You NFL with a big fat F YOU
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:42 PM (9plvG)
If it was fixed it would be anybody BUT New England winning it all.
If you hate the NFL and Roger Gooluttondell, you SHOULD be rooting for the Patsies to win.
In the mean time... sing with me: Houston Texans, Houston Texans, Houston Texans #1...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2017 10:49 PM (Pz4pT)
- the term "flab apron"
- the things people put there
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 10:30
You and be both. But you made me laugh. :eek
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2017 10:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (7qAYi)
Pressed ham?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:49 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (9plvG)
Mine is even easier. Go to HEB and buy strawberry cake. Then eat it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (dnWSK)
https://youtu.be/2nCT93kiaxw
You will notice the strong legs, perfect hips, and lovely rump as you observe her skill with the sabre. You're welcome.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (KAIPn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgk9ouBuj-4
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (8nWyX)
Thought you Morons were tough
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****
Even Superman has a weakness to kryptonite.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (hVdx9)
Any input on how to fight the liberals, how to go ON OFFENSE?
Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (hNFnI)
You start with a good defense.
Posted by: Whitney Mercilus at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (8nW
====
wearing a knit hat in bed helps me with that for some reason
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (Om16U)
Cat got into it. *sigh*
I'd hope he got indigestion too, but he'll likely puke it up if he does and I'd have to clean that up too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (dnWSK)
You win. We ain't got no HEB here yet.
I do enjoy baking though.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 10:52 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2017 10:52 PM (V3IFq)
The Bears suck worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avRHH9uAL4Q
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Any input on how to fight the liberals, how to go ON OFFENSE?
Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 10:43 PM (hNFnI)
You start with a good defense.
Posted by: Whitney Mercilus at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (rxtQa)<<<
But never play the prevent defense. The only thing that prevents is you from winning.
... Brett Favre.
Posted by: John Madden at January 07, 2017 10:52 PM (WidQN)
Cat got into it. *sigh*
==
shoulda hid the pot pie under your flab apron to keep it safe
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (9plvG)
--Just hope that the Chiefs, Texans, Dolphins, or Steelers head the Cheaties off at the pass.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (GsAUU)
Those were boot-cut jeans when she started. Swords are sharp.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (hALjw)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 10:44 PM
Yeah, that's not a bad film at all. Could have done with less
onshore drama and more time covering the wreck and rescue, but it's a
pretty good sea flick. It didn't do too wel, apparently. Not sure why.
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That was really cool when the submarine, played by Brian Dennehy, reached up and grabbed that tuna boat by the pussy and screams, "You call this the finest hours? IS THAT ALL YA GOT?!" and then blows up! Oh crap. I should have warned about spoilers.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: gNewt at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (rxtQa)
it looks scrumptious.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (biupr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:40 PM
Are you sure it wasn't an impact wrench?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2017 10:49 PM (bG+ug)
Low-temperature panini.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: JQ Flyover"
Used one at my MiL's in Japan. They work very well.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
Apropos of items inserted into bodily orifices, ask any ER doc sometime about objects retrieved from the rectal regions of teh gheys. Light bulbs, cucumbers, bananas (but without love notes as per pic above), flashlights, Tabasco bottles, toothbrushes, fountain pens, all kinds of stuff. And the ER staff wear gloves when handling these things for a reason.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (KAIPn)
I thought HEB used gentile children's blood to make their strawberry
cake. Or was it red velvet cake? I'll have to go back to the Palestinian
TV website to check now.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (lJXY3)
That's in the Gentile Chocolate Cake.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (9lwPc)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (9plvG)
--Just hope that the Chiefs, Texans, Dolphins, or Steelers head the Cheaties off at the pass.
Posted by: logprof
The Steelers have a Championship offence and a JV defence. They have a slight chance against the Pats, if they get that far.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (pY+s4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKYEvngo0Xc
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (b7AU3)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 10:29 PM (8nWyX)
Dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 10:56 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Decent porn movie from around 1986, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 10:56 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Basement Cat
BECAUSE THEY'RE COVERED IN POOP!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 07, 2017 10:56 PM (MQZOg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 10:56 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (GsAUU)
cake. Or was it red velvet cake? I'll have to go back to the Palestinian
TV website to check now.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM (lJXY3)
That's in the Gentile Chocolate Cake.
Posted by: @DangerGirl-----They also use it in their Gentile Snaps. Pretty good.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (8b+oT)
Question for the Horde: does anyone here have the 1965 folk rock album "You Were On My Mind" by the We Five? Has anyone even heard it? Besides the hit title track, I mean.
Am wondering if it's worth it for me to splurge at Amazon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:50 PM (9plvG)
--Just hope that the Chiefs, Texans, Dolphins, or Steelers head the Cheaties off at the pass.
Posted by: logprof
The Steelers have a Championship offence and a JV defence. They have a slight chance against the Pats, if they get that far.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (pY+s4)
Packers Defense is from The convent of the Sorrowful Sisters
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (voOPb)
I just had 20 pieces of bacon (400 calories) no carbs and 5 fried eggs (300 calories) for my meal after 23 hour fast. 700 calories.
That slice of strawberry cake is all carbs and sugar over 700 calories easy.
Now that I've seen the light, I'll take the former every time.
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: BurtTC"
I remember the old Houston Oilers song.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (9plvG)
Several people were volunteering to "help him out" anyway... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Even if it is game or a decent cut, you should cube it before Chicken Frying it.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 10:58 PM (BhaFh)
Some people REALLY have issues.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 10:59 PM (dnWSK)
In the mean time... sing with me: Houston Texans, Houston Texans, Houston Texans #1...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2017 10:49 PM (Pz4pT)
Considering the riff-raff the Texans have had at QB it's amazing they've gotten this far. The defense has saved them this season, even without Watt.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 10:59 PM (J8/9G)
What's that you say? You think shashka girl is hot dancing in her zhupan? Howzabout you see her in jeans and a tank-top?
must be her practice outfit; she seems to have shredded the legs of her pants.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 07, 2017 10:59 PM (Oi5b2)
Some people REALLY have issues.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
----
maybe he asked for a Jack and Coke.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2017 10:59 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 10:59 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (n3hky)
Question for the Horde: does anyone here have the 1965 folk rock
album "You Were On My Mind" by the We Five? Has anyone even heard it?
Besides the hit title track, I mean.
Am wondering if it's worth it for me to splurge at Amazon.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Look around Youtube to see if the songs from it are posted. TONS of stuff on there. Listen for free.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (8b+oT)
http://unemploymentdata.com/charts/current-employment-data/
Not what I was looking for.
and the numbers are 'estimates', and often 'revised' when 'more jobs are found later'.
Seems like it would be a simple thing to count the number of people who pay withholding tax. Every employer has to file a report, right? Even if the job doesn't pay enough to pay taxes?
So just a raw number for people employed wouldn't tell us much. We need to know if employed people are making more money than years previous, or less. A raw average of people filing taxes would seem to provide that data.
Then I found this :
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/employed-persons
The US averaged 103.3 million+ people employed from 1950-2016.
Obviously the 'average' job in 1950 would pay less than the 'average' job in 2016 but it is the trend we want to see, right? More people working rather than fewer.
Push the 'max' button on the chart, and the trend is upward.
Now cross that with the number of people not in the labor force.
From the bls.gov (numbers are 'estimates' and 'adjusted')
https://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsatabs.htm
When I tried to retrieve the A-16 data for people not in the labor force, the BLS host did not respond. Maybe it's me. Don't know. The number of interest would be the ratio between number of people working and those not counted in the labor force.
However, the reasons why someone is not counted has changed. So data from one year might not related to previous years. I don't care. The historical percent of people not counted in the labor force should be a rough indicator.
So : http://preview.tinyurl.com/jo9uxrq
Which I didn't read because of the title :The Chart Obama haters love and the truth behind the numbers. . There was a long explanation.
So...
bottom line there are more people working, and more people not working, and no one knows why because it's complicated.
Posted by: Whalen Penny at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (kIvpz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (Z56vq)
I knew a nurse, she said their best 'Item' was a...
**Drumroll**
Potato Ricer.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (BhaFh)
Pathetic.... what an embarrassment and disgrace.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (KAIPn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
After that, there just seemed nothing left worth saying... that others weren't already saying.
So now, off to dreamland for me... with visions of strawberry cake hidden in flab aprons to haunt me.
Good night, Gracies.
♥
Posted by: mindful webworker - is gone at January 07, 2017 11:01 PM (zHhW4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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"Loud."
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:01 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 11:01 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 11:01 PM (9plvG)
story years ago about how some fat lady went to the doc complaining about pain and they found a rotted mars bar under her flab apron.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mr. Bill, Licensed Southern California Meteorologist at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (biupr)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (9plvG)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Some people REALLY have issues.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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Paging Dr. Pepper...
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (3C9q2)
WTF?!?! Light bulbs?!?! What if they break, which is easy. That sounds like a death wish or a good way to wind up shutting in a bag the rest of your life.
I would not be surprised to hear meth fueled hamsters were the next anal trend.
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 10:53 PM
You have HEBs in Canuckistan? The missionary effects of Central Texas are wondrous, indeed. Y'all may get civilized in my lifetime!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 11:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:03 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:03 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:03 PM (BhaFh)
I think if I could get a lauraw thread and a DOOM thread once a week, I would spring for the Platinum membership.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 07, 2017 10:28 PM (zu88C)
Great idea!
Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 11:03 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
What am I supposed to do? It gets really dry. I have a rockcrusher of a humidifier that can get a closed-up bedroom up to 45%RH if it runs all day, and another that blows mist across the head of the bed all night. The one gets turned off at night because it sounds like a chainsaw, the other runs all night. It's still like 20% in the morning.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 11:04 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Corona at January 07, 2017 11:04 PM (xVq5B)
We should get Ashe Carter to pin a medal on her hump or something.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (BhaFh)
I knew a nurse, she said their best 'Item' was a...
**Drumroll**
Potato Ricer.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (BhaFh)
No. Just no. Nope. Uh uh. No.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JROD at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (vW8Mk)
Stick with the cube steak, or even better, make your own using 1/4 inch ribeye.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Corona at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (xVq5B)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (lJXY3)
How are YOU doin'?
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 07, 2017 11:05 PM (1FhAQ)
Heh....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (KAIPn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (tPC7s)
That's about the most extreme HFLC/IF diet I've ever heard of. I've been doing 16-18 hr IF with more carbs than I permitted myself on Atkins (slice or two of bread, or some chips, about half of the days, sugar almost never), no calorie limiting, and I lose about 1 lb a week that way. You must have a very stubborn metabolism, or a desire to lose very quickly.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: JTB at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (Tyii7)
I would not be surprised to hear meth fueled hamsters were the next anal trend.
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 11:02 PM (tPC7s)
In a year there will be mandatory college courses requiring this. Because Diversity and Inclusion.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM
No one likes to get bit on the finger by a gerbil.
Posted by: Dick Gere at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Pepe"
Would that be "Lemmitweaks" instead of "Lemmiwinks"?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (w+Jhj)
I leave it for the surgeons. Nothing is more satisfying than consulting an asshole surgeon to remove something from somebody's butt. Not all surgeons are assholes, for them I am a little apologetic when I call.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 10:40 PM
Are you sure it wasn't an impact wrench?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 10:54 PM (DMUuz)
Impact wench?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (nBr1j)
You can do it, but you have to use a slightly thicker steak.
You fry it until it looks done, then place it on a rack or between a couple paper towels and finish it in the oven.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 11:04 PM (8nWyX)
That's crazy. Where do you live, the Mojave desert?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:08 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 11:08 PM (u8kLQ)
I knew a nurse, she said their best 'Item' was a...
**Drumroll**
Potato Ricer.
Posted by: garrett
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Really debating whether I should Google images of potato ricers, because I'm not really sure what it is and I'm not sure why I now want to know what it is is more than I did, say, about a minute ago.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Mid-Michigan. Winter air and an eager gas furnace are unforgiving.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (8nWyX)
You're welcome
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (6Ll1u)
In my cloud of inebriation I mistook you for someone pushing the BS as opposed to debunking it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 07, 2017 11:10 PM (FYrz1)
Yes, I would love to adopt them all.
Problem is...ooops...opening my wallet...dry.
Hi Cats, hope you survive.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 07, 2017 11:11 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:11 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:11 PM (lmIoG)
Pain in the butt to clean though.
But nicest mashed taters I ever did make.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 11:11 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (BhaFh)
They're ultrasonics and get scrubbed out maybe every 5 days or so. The problem isn't getting water in the air, it's the furnace sucking it out.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 11:12 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:12 PM (8b+oT)
Lol, my mom called from Colorado today. Apparently it's been about -20 all day so she told me "Now, I didn't tell your son (fill in entire quote here), but it is".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 07, 2017 11:12 PM (sEDyY)
Guy I knew in college worked at one of those places.
"You basically have two kinds;
You've got pickers.
And, you've got diggers.
But. Every once in a while, you get
a digger who is also a picker."
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:13 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: josephistan
Pro-Tip for the Morons.
Always verify and double check the qualifications of any wimmins you admonish to "get me a sammich!"
*stupid tune* The More You Know */stupid tune*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2017 11:13 PM (v5iqM)
dude, you cannot leave food laying around like that, you have to clean up when you are done.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:13 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 11:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:13 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:08 PM
Uh, no. It was an honest reply to item #7 in the post. I'm sorry you can't see that.
Obviously you would rather talk about the hygiene of fat women. Have a nice night.
Posted by: Whalen Penny at January 07, 2017 11:13 PM (kIvpz)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 07, 2017 11:14 PM (9lwPc)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2017 11:14 PM (biupr)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2017 11:14 PM (XoldI)
Too late. I banned him with extreme prejudice. You will have to bear the guilt for this for the rest of your life.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: otho
****
The words original and Tarantino are total strangers. He always steals or uses something else for "inspiration". I would call him a hack, but the hacks would sue me to death for defamation.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Mid-Michigan. Winter air and an eager gas furnace are unforgiving.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 11:09 PM (8nWyX)
Ugh. That's rough.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (tPC7s)
That's about the most extreme HFLC/IF diet I've ever heard of. I've been doing 16-18 hr IF with more carbs than I permitted myself on Atkins (slice or two of bread, or some chips, about half of the days, sugar almost never), no calorie limiting, and I lose about 1 lb a week that way. You must have a very stubborn metabolism, or a desire to lose very quickly.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:06 PM (iMxBJ)
A desire to lose quickly and trying to boost my metabolism.
I lost at least 20 lbs and over 4 inches in my waist without any exercise in the first 30 days. I feel like I'm in my 20's.
And when I do something, I go all in or don't go at all.
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (tPC7s)
Allow for 7-10 degrees of carryover depending on the size of your meat.
(heh).
And always have the oven ready to finish meat, in case you come in a little too low.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:16 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Henry VIII at January 07, 2017 11:16 PM (uz/Pv)
killer gnocci
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2017 11:14 PM (biupr)
He was a button man for the Gotti family.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2017 11:16 PM (0mRoj)
Too late. I banned him with extreme prejudice. You will have to bear the guilt for this for the rest of your life.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
****
If only I had a conscience...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 11:17 PM (+eR2D)
willowed from last thread
Any input on how to fight the liberals, how to go ON OFFENSE?
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http://tinyurl.com/jejgja6
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:17 PM (J5mC3)
bottom line there are more people working, and more people not working, and no one knows why because it's complicated.
Posted by: Whalen Penny at January 07, 2017 11:00 PM (kIvpz)
My rough estimate is (number of jobs reported) / (number of Americans between the age of 18 and 65 per the Census)
The errors interact and round things out, and it is nothing more than an estimate to act as a baseline.
If you are really interested look at a place called "shadowstats"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:17 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 07, 2017 11:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 11:18 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:08 PM
Uh, no. It was an honest reply to item #7 in the post. I'm sorry you can't see that.
Obviously you would rather talk about the hygiene of fat women. Have a nice night.
Posted by: Whalen Penny
****
Keep believing that Sparky. It clearly gives you a warm fuzzy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:19 PM (hVdx9)
--
The interviews with the Shadowsats guy, John WIlliams, are also really good.
/oh my God. Who am I? What have I become? I'm a middle aged single woman who likes economics.....
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2017 11:07 PM
An attempt at humor, given the "bolted".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_wrench
His co-workers were stunned - something like that would faze anyone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (DMUuz)
...did you bring a pencil?
Oh for fuck's sake.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM
Derivative or not, his earlier work had a spark to them and were entertaining, at least. This was just junk.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (lmIoG)
Please stop the Obama Farewell Tour.
I am good with his leaving, but the farewell crap is worse than the Derek Jeter farewell tour.
He gives himself a medal in an empty gymnasium at a joint military base.
He goes to the UN and badmouths America.
He goes on television with his lobotomized sycophants who fellate him.
His incompetent first lady wife, who never shed a tear for anyone who gave his or her life as a soldier or police officer, breaks down crying as she says goodbye to fawning throngs of cultists.
Just get him and her the hell out of here.
Amen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2017 11:21 PM (fEofP)
Accountants may now find you irresistible.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:21 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (J5mC3)
How you doin?
Posted by: Art Laffer at January 07, 2017 11:22 PM (hALjw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Which time. Dude's got a temper. That last movie is the best.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:22 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
++++
I don't care if he ripped it off if I haven't seen the source material. When I watched Pulp Fiction, I didn't spend any of it bored because I had seen it before. It was original and interesting to me.
As long as he is using something obscure enough that I haven't seen it and other movie makers haven't already ripped it off first, what do I care? Just ENTERTAIN ME!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 11:23 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 11:23 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:23 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM
Derivative or not, his earlier work had a spark to them and were entertaining, at least. This was just junk.
Posted by: otho
****
I felt that way about everything he has done except Pulp Fiction and From Dusk Til Dawn.
I feel that way x10 for Kill Bill.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:16 PM
A little early for Spring batting practice, isn't it?
Posted by: Bob Costa at January 07, 2017 11:24 PM (DMUuz)
how long have you been married? every day is hump day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)
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how long have YOU been married?
Posted by: Lullaby League at January 07, 2017 11:24 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah like that will happen.
G'nite 'rons.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 07, 2017 11:25 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (ZO497)
--Heh, that's what I'm watching.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 11:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (lmIoG)
Not really a Tarantino fan, haven't seen his most recent works, but Pulp Fiction got onto my masterpiece list somehow. Yes, even with the awkward director cameo. Love that movie.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:25 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 07, 2017 11:25 PM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (6Ll1u)
strangers. He always steals or uses something else for "inspiration". I
would call him a hack, but the hacks would sue me to death for
defamation.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (hVdx9)<<<
How did he manage to work Uma Thurman's feet into the movie?
... uh, asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dick Morris at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2017 11:23 PM (dnWSK)
Yeah, talking to some people on another forum; Aprilaire seems to be a recommended brand.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
As many as needed to satisfy there lust for adoration and Narcissists need LOTS of adoration.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (6Ll1u)
++++
Was Total Recall released before or after Running Man?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (R+30W)
/oh my God. Who am I? What have I become? I'm a middle aged single woman who likes economics.....
Accountants may now find you irresistible.
----
Sigh.
If only I weren't somewhat contented being alone.
You see, if I have to have a man in my life, I want him to be really entertaining. At best, a good supply of amusing anecdotes.
Accountants? Not sure they have the required amusing stories.
/this is a somewhat accurate representation of Shibumi's love life: "Oh Shibumi, you're so dreamy. You're smart and funny and you like to make decisions. You can think for me, tell me what to do and we'll live happily ever after as longtime liberals who always vote Democrat."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (J5mC3)
Boiling kittenz doesn't count.
http://bit.ly/2ipZjxV
Posted by: Henry VIII at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM
It's been much longer than a decade. Kill Bill had some moments, but was rather flabby and padded. Since then, it's been all self indulgent "tributes" to genre flicks with terrible results. Yeah, he seems to be in love with his "dialogue". Where once it was organic and worked within the story being told, now it comes across disjointed from the story. A poor story. This guy made his bones from crime/lowlife street tales. Now he thinks he's Sergio Leone or something.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
I have the same issues in the winter.
Run through 5 gallons a day in the just the guitar room.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)
Tarantino is practically Godzilla in my eyes as far as that goes.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (hVdx9)
--
So... until 2020?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (pY+s4)
I willowed myself earlier asking this, but am I also in a minority for having never seen Pulp Fiction?
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Have never seen it. But I've seen Kill Bill.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:29 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (J5mC3)
How You doin', wanna come back to my place and discuss fiat currencies and business cycles?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:29 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2017 11:30 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
++++
I read somewhere once that much of the dialogue in Pulp Fiction came from conversations he had with some guy he had worked with in a video store. Maybe that guy was the one with the "ear" for dialogue.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 11:30 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (J5mC3)
My solution was to get out of Detroit (and Michigan).
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:30 PM (D2vc1)
Accountants may now find you irresistible.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:21 PM (IcT7t)
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supply, meet demand
Posted by: accountant at January 07, 2017 11:30 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:30 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2017 11:31 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:29 PM (J5mC3)
Didn't see that either.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:31 PM (D2vc1)
Boiling kittenz doesn't count.
http://bit.ly/2ipZjxV
Posted by: Henry VIII at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (uz/Pv)
++++
That was a crime against both cats and music.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 11:31 PM (R+30W)
Accountants? Not sure they have the required amusing stories.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM (J5mC3)<<<
Well, funny you should say that. You should hear the one about the client this client that put a decimal point in the wrong place. He itemized a 1.00 business expense instead of a 10.00 one. Oh, man. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. What a day that was. What. A. Day.
Posted by: an accountant at January 07, 2017 11:31 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (LTHVh)
he ignored every guideline and every sense of propriety. he will have failed to produce anything of value and he will have done it by violating every norm and law.
wait until he starts flapping his mouth from his shack in dc. he is running his legacy immolation tour.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (6Ll1u)
Total Recall, not Running Man.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (7qAYi)
--
You know, I'm more a precious metals girl.
A conversation about the global manipulation of the silver market might tempt me...and flat taxes.
Yeah. Flat. Taxes.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)
You really haven't missed anything. There are probably lots of movies I've never seen which are better than that one.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pepe at January 07, 2017 11:15 PM (tPC7s)
.
Posted by: The surgeons in the ER at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
Accountants may now find you irresistible.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:21 PM (IcT7t)
I call no "double entry" jokes.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: otho
****
KB made me feel like I was Einstein watching the Three Stooges. So yes, a violation of nature.
He stole for Reservoir Dogs (and did it badly). He stole for Pulp Fiction (but his friend bailed him out with the writing), and everything else has been sh*t.
He sees something from the 60's or 70's and has to do his take on it, and it's garbage. He is nowhere near being the talent Hollywood thinks he is. Never get high on your own hype.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:26 PM (6Ll1u)
Total Recall, not Running Man.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (7qAYi)
I was going to post that, but my thoughts went like this:
"Wait, that was Total Recall"
"Wait, the Taco Bell thing was a Stallone Movie"
"I'm being played."
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM (iMxBJ)
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So this one time at Accountant Camp...
Posted by: accountant at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM (PqqkK)
I forget how good this and Pete LaRoca's 'Basra' are.
I think I am gonna throw these onto a tape so they get a little more air time.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (BhaFh)
Accountants? Not sure they have the required amusing stories.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:27
well, some professions may have a higher concentration of fellows with amusing anecdotes, but the trait you are describing is found in individuals. having said that, have never met a really funny accountant.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:27 PM
Well, they generally tell the truth, so you can't give them credit for their lie abilities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (Iy6JT)
It's on Netflix and its fun
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (Om16U)
I'm disappointed, this far into the thread and nobody twigged to the fact that the sandwich had to be...
CHEESE!
Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (PlgOo)
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There is that. In this state and in my industry, I definitely have to be a complete stealth conservative.
Moving is not necessarily in my plan, but the plan is flexible.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (J5mC3)
Great.
Then what will you need us for?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:29 PM (J5mC3)
Didn't see that either.
Posted by: Country Boy
****
And many of the brain cells you still have alive thank you profusely.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: accountant at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM (PqqkK)
you shoved your full key adding machine into
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
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Engineers. They're a barrel of laughs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Just the Quote at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (LTHVh)
Moving is not necessarily in my plan, but the plan is flexible.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (J5mC3)
you really should leave if you are able. detroit is a depressing place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)
Fixed. They excuse is assholery because he's a leftist.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (pY+s4)
You start with a good defense.
Posted by: Whitney Mercilus at January 07, 2017 10:51 PM (rxtQa)
okay...what's that look like, exactly?
they can't really think. they refuse to think. just call names, curse, and ask snarky questions, to make themselves seem evenhanded.
Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (hNFnI)
If it wasn't for that one hot Japanese chick, the entire movie would be worthless.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (Iy6JT)
One-on-one, a Dick Panzer will beat a Dick Sherman
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Oh for fuck's sake.
Posted by: Dang at January 07, 2017 11:20 PM (8b+oT)
Would that be...a #2 pencil?
Posted by: The surgeons in the ER at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM (tHwdc)
Accountants? Not sure they have the required amusing stories.
--
yeah, you want stories? I have Got stories. 95% confident you will love them!
Posted by: Statistician at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)*
So, which of the Hunt brothers interests you the most?
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/
09/silver-thursday-hunt-brothers.asp
Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 11:38 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM
this is profound. I LOVE it!
Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 11:38 PM (hNFnI)
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Are you the gatekeeper?
Posted by: Louis Tully at January 07, 2017 11:39 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM
Analysis: TRUE.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 11:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:25 PM
I was a Tarantino fan. True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and to a lesser extent Jackie Brown were all worthwhile. The moment he turned to "tribute" flicks... with Kill Bill onwards, he lost it.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:39 PM (lmIoG)
Well that counts me out then.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:39 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM
this is profound. I LOVE it!
Posted by: booknlass at January 07, 2017 11:38 PM (hNFnI)
Profound and unbearably delicious.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 07, 2017 11:39 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (ZO497)
Geologists have better parties, in my experience.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:40 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
I get that NC had 6-8 inches of snow, what happened in VA?
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2017 11:41 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2017 11:41 PM (LTHVh)
Question for the Horde: does anyone here have the 1965 folk rock album "You Were On My Mind" by the We Five? Has anyone even heard it? Besides the hit title track, I mean.
Am wondering if it's worth it for me to splurge at Amazon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
I've always liked the song. It's worth downloading.
https://youtu.be/8_f16t1JGHo
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 07, 2017 11:41 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa)
That's the exact word that comes to mind every time I go back.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:41 PM (D2vc1)
I willowed myself earlier asking this, but am I also in a minority for having never seen Pulp Fiction?
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Have never seen it. But I've seen Kill Bill.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:29 PM (J5mC3)
++++
Kill Bill was awful. But, I never liked the kung fu movies where one guy takes out 25 guys with his awesome kung fu moves. Kill Bill was a kung fu movie with swords. Boring! Unless you are a 9 year old boy or something, that stuff is hard to believe.
Pulp Fiction was a great movie. It was nominated for 7 oscars and won for best original screen play. It has an 8.9 at IMDB.
Of course, all that doesn't mean you will like it, but for me, that kind of stuff is a good indicator of whether or not I should spend some time watching a movie. In the case of Pulp Fiction, it was time well spent. On more than one occasion.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 11:42 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 11:42 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:39 PM (lmIoG)
Same here. When you're trying to do an homage to crappy movies, you wind up making a crappy movie.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 11:42 PM (7qAYi)
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My last relationship-- which was a reallyreallyreally long time ago-- was with a Britsh software designer who was a commitment phobhic narcissist.
On the positive side, he is on the other side of the ocean, turning into a firru Orson Wells. But not as attractive or as rich.
/He read The Guardian. I should have known... but I did not.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:43 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)
I never would have seen it - I hate violent movies, being a comedy-oriented person - had my brother not insisted we watch it. I thought it was great, especially because the timeline is rearranged. By the time I'd seen it 3 times, I laughed when Travolta's character "accidentally" blew the guy's brains out in the back seat.
I highly recommend it. Not 'Reservoir Dogs' though.
Posted by: The surgeons in the ER at January 07, 2017 11:43 PM (tHwdc)
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If i had a nickel for every time i've been asked that...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:43 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Farmer
Well in Planet NoVA, it was just an inch or so. A nuthinburger.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:43 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:40 PM
Not very neat, though. Their drinks are on the rocks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2017 11:43 PM (DMUuz)
I'm watching Rambo and shit's blowing up and the CC says [EXPLOSIONS].
Yeah, and the Asian chick was hawt.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 11:44 PM (GsAUU)
If it wasn't for that one hot Japanese chick, the entire movie would be worthless.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM
*****
Thank you. I only saw the Kaboom scene bc Ace posted it on his epic Kaboom post and I know it's an awful movie.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 07, 2017 11:44 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: torabora at January 07, 2017 11:44 PM (79Bhs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Which time. Dude's got a temper. That last movie is the best.
Was that the one where he shot down the Commie gunship with the bow and arrow? Gotta say, I WAS impressed...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 11:44 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:44 PM (hVdx9)
Engineer's analysis: draftsmen's humor isn't funny, either.
Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2017 11:44 PM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 11:42 PM (DW+jj)
Art supplies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (tHwdc)
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If i had a nickel for every time i've been asked that...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:43 PM
We'd return it.
Posted by: Nickleback at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (PqqkK)
The number has to do with the hardness if the graphite, with #1 being the hardest. ( <- Look, an easy joke can be made!)
If you've seen anything higher then #2, it was probably used by an artist.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:46 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 11:42 PM (DW+jj)
Yes. When I was working in book auctions, my boss would use 2.5 pencils. They're a little harder lead than a #2, and can be seen better on darker backgrounds.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2017 11:46 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:46 PM (pY+s4)
Had one at our house right after the election. Didn't everyone? Lol.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 07, 2017 11:46 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)*
So, which of the Hunt brothers interests you the most?
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/09/silver-thursday-hunt-brothers.asp
Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2017 11:38 PM (LTE9d)
--Lamar, because I'm a Chiefs fan.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 11:47 PM (GsAUU)
Everyone I met there seemed gneiss.
---
so they were stoned?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:47 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2017 11:47 PM (6Ll1u)
At least they're acknowledging George Washington in their own way, instead of calling him History's Greatest Villain. So that's something.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 11:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (CyXSj)
He stole for Reservoir Dogs (and did it badly). He stole for Pulp Fiction (but his friend bailed him out with the writing), and everything else has been sh*t.
He sees something from the 60's or 70's and has to do his take on it, and it's garbage. He is nowhere near being the talent Hollywood thinks he is. Never get high on your own hype.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM
Yeah, he was never as good as he thinks he is. Roger Avary did a fair amount of heavy lifting for him. Have you seen Killing Zoe? Avary written flick directed by Tony Scott (I think)... the guy who directed True Romance. It's one weird ass Paris Bank Robbery flick. It's not for everyone, but it shits all over Tarantino's later work.
Posted by: otho at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (lmIoG)
The woman lead in the first one is scrappy. The second is a brat. And the third is a *spoilers* nazi.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (VdICR)
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so getting '#7' tatooed on my penis was unwise?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM (PqqkK)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)
You may be in the minority. But I'm right there with you.
Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM (cAnNx)
I want him to be really entertaining. At best, a good supply of amusing
anecdotes.
Great.
Then what will you need us for?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (BhaFh)
Maybe she likes to laugh in bed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM (tHwdc)
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Well, if you were going for a biopic, I believe it could be Ted Nugent.
If you were going for fiction, well, any Hollwood actor that looks like Mike Tyson.
Or Mike Tyson.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM (Fbj4h)
Then he wants you to suspend disbelief to such an extreme, it's insane.
Hey dumbass, police were wearing vests in the 90's. It was extremely widespread by that time.
It only gets worse from there.
I could have done better at the age of 14.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
The second one was also banging the Director.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 11:50 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 07, 2017 11:41 PM (D2vc1)
well, not saying it to be a dick, not implying you are either, but it really is. everyone is nice but there is no energy, no hustle, no bustle, no sense of optimism.
lots of other places, even places I dislike politically are much more desirable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa)
If you've got graphite in there you've got bigger problems.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:50 PM (IcT7t)
This is what sous vide is for! Funny, because the hubby and I have just started experimenting with this form of cooking. Basically, you cook a piece of meat at its perfect temperature for hours, until it gets meltingly tender and the heat x time has dispatched any potential pathogens. Then you take it out of the sous vide pouch, and flash-crisp up the outside (either on a grill or in a skillet) so quickly that you don't overcook the inside.
In the case of beef, you can hold it at medium-rare for hours without worrying that it is getting overcooked. It stays medium-rare. Then you take it out and just brown the outside. With CFS, you'd have to apply the breading after it came out of the sous vide.
Posted by: lauraw at January 07, 2017 11:50 PM (K/zYU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (VdICR)
She talks in bed.
Posted by: Professor Henry Jones, Sr. at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (GsAUU)
Question for the Horde: does anyone here have the 1965 folk rock album "You Were On My Mind" by the We Five? Has anyone even heard it? Besides the hit title track, I mean.
Am wondering if it's worth it for me to splurge at Amazon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
I've only heard the title track, but the original LP might actually be worth something.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (sdi6R)
How about "gainfully employed, conservative, likes to drive and will take me to Alien Con next year?"
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (J5mC3)
Police Officers comes to mind.
My brother's been a firefighter for 20 years. Put a few beers in him, turn him loose, and he owns the room.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (qJhUV)
then from across the building my co-worker would do it too.
good times.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (biupr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 07, 2017 11:52 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)*
So, which of the Hunt brothers interests you the most?
william devane, it is that motherfucking william devane trying to corner the fucking silver market!
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:52 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (ZO497)
True that they usually aren't, but as with everything else, there are exceptions. Mr. D loved to laugh, was a brilliant punster, silly, an engineer, an artist and a musician. Brilliant guy. A good Christian, too. And fabulous in bed.
Yeah, that's part of 'the whole package.'
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc)
If you've got graphite in there you've got bigger problems.
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yeah, they never let me finish the SAT
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:52 PM (PqqkK)
The woman lead in the first one is scrappy. The second is a brat. And the third is a *spoilers* nazi.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (VdICR)
Agree, Temple of Doom is pretty awful. The woman is not just a brat, she's whiny and weak and grating. The writing is terrible. Kind of amazing that they came back from that and made a really fun-to-watch movie to follow up.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:52 PM (iMxBJ)
If you've seen anything higher then #2, it was probably used by an artist.
After a text from cthulhu, I'll have to retract this. The higher the number, the harder the graphite.
Hey, I am a moron.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Just the Quote at January 07, 2017 11:36 PM (LTHVh)
Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)
I've worked with a lot of people who have traveled extensively, and that seems to generate a lot of amusing stories.
I was once told a great anecdote about a guy who is was in Communist Russia and had to get some intensive dental work done. They basically took him into some sort of gulag and were planning on doing it with no anestethesia.
He ended up flying to west germany.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:54 PM (J5mC3)
I want him to be really entertaining. At best, a good supply of amusing
anecdotes.
Great.
Then what will you need us for?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2017 11:35 PM (BhaFh)
Maybe she likes to laugh in bed.
Posted by: Miley
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In that case, 'scuse me while I whip this out...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:54 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:45 PM (PqqkK)
Lawyers tend to have odd stories. At least family practice ones do.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2017 11:54 PM (xNowh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 07, 2017 11:54 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 07, 2017 11:54 PM (nDcc3)
OK, sounds like a conversation. What did you like? I'm guessing it was not the female lead.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:55 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM (PqqkK)
well, it depends.
if you are dating a mickey mantle fan it is ok.
if you are dating someone who wonders why you only had room for one digit then maybe not.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:55 PM (PqqkK)
Police Officers comes to mind.
My brother's been a firefighter for 20 years. Put a few beers in him, turn him loose, and he owns the room.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2017 11:51 PM (qJhUV)
--I won't nominate him or his profession, but (when I was active on Facebook) a friend of mine from my Florida State days became a county level prosecuter in rural Georgia. A juvenile prosecutor. He called his defendants "thuglets," and shared as much as he was legally allowed. My favorite was when a couple of them stole a police cruiser for a joyride. It did not end well for them.
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 11:56 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:49 PM
Here in Canada, we have our home province tattooed.
They're always pleasantly surprised after they accepted the invitation to come up and see our swan, for some reason.
Posted by: Saskatchewan at January 07, 2017 11:56 PM (DMUuz)
++++
Is Cthulhu banned again?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2017 11:56 PM (R+30W)
Well, I had to look up pencil grading. We in the US use the number system, while the rest of the world uses a letter and number system. A #2 is an "HB" in Britain.
It's the higher the number in the US, the harder the graphite. A #1 would make a darker mark, while a #4 would make a very light mark. And no two manufacturers grading system will be exactly alike, it seems.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 11:56 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497)
where is the problem?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
The woman lead in the first one is scrappy. The second is a brat. And the third is a *spoilers* nazi.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (VdICR)
Agree, Temple of Doom is pretty awful. The woman is not just a brat, she's whiny and weak and grating. The writing is terrible. Kind of amazing that they came back from that and made a really fun-to-watch movie to follow up.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2017 11:52 PM (iMxBJ)
Didn't Spielberg and Lucas have a bunch of dumb ideas for Indy's whip that the whip expert in the first one told them no they couldn't do because the whips don't do those things. And they went and put one in Temple of Doom. Wrapping the whip around the annoying chick's waist.
Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2017 11:56 PM (cAnNx)
Hey, I am a moron.
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yeah, thanks for fucking up my #7 joke ya a-hole!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (PqqkK)
He stole for Reservoir Dogs (and did it badly). He stole for Pulp Fiction (but his friend bailed him out with the writing), and everything else has been sh*t.
He sees something from the 60's or 70's and has to do his take on it, and it's garbage. He is nowhere near being the talent Hollywood thinks he is. Never get high on your own hype.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:33 PM
Yeah, he was never as good as he thinks he is. Roger Avary did a fair amount of heavy lifting for him. Have you seen Killing Zoe? Avary written flick directed by Tony Scott (I think)... the guy who directed True Romance. It's one weird ass Paris Bank Robbery flick. It's not for everyone, but it shits all over Tarantino's later work.
Posted by: otho
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Avary "made" Pulp Fiction. Without him it would have been gibberish. Narcissist Tarantino tried to screw him over, but it quickly became apparent he needed him.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (IcT7t)
The woman lead in the first one is scrappy. The second is a brat. And the third is a *spoilers* nazi.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2017 11:48 PM (VdICR)
I was about 20 when the first movie came out and thought Karen Allen was Teh Hawt. I didn't care for the female lead in the second movie because she seemed to be overacting, plus I prefer brunettes.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2017 11:42 PM (DW+jj)
Of course!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
Honestly? It's the first Indy movie I can remember, I was a shorty when I saw it. I liked Short Round and thought there was some cool things in it and the bad guy was a disturbing bad guy to me. I was entertained
Outside of the female lead what didn't you like?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (nDcc3)
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You have Kim Jong Un tattooed on your pecker?
kinky.
Posted by: buzzsaw90
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Slow clap...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497)
That's the good thing about cats. They don't need to go out.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
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Geez, did no one here take art in high school?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (IcT7t)
you can send ten guys on the same trip and some will come back with lots of amusing anecdotes others not one.
even more, having a positive attitude is very important for being able to identify positive anecdotes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
I'm sure art was the least potent thing some of the horde took in high school.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The surgeons in the ER at January 07, 2017 11:37 PM (tHwdc)
Worked out for me.
Posted by: Formerly Constipated Mathematician at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM (bG+ug)
#2 pencils are 2B. From hard to soft they go 9H to H, HB, B to 9B.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2017 12:01 AM (6Ll1u)
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It's cold. Shibumi's Cat is not even going near the windows or doors.
She is huddled up right next to the heat register, sucked up every bit of the air into her fur.
BTW, it's 71 inside. But I'm sure Shibimi's Cat is much warmer than that.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:01 AM (J5mC3)
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Geez, did no one here take art in high school?
Posted by: shibumi
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My pencils were always rather sh*tty.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:01 AM (hVdx9)
Outside of the female lead what didn't you like?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM (nDcc3)
Hmmm...Short Round was OK. Wasn't too fond of the joke/reference about the gun and the swordsmen, but that was just fan service from the first film. It has been a while, but I think that what it really lacked for me was a sense of story, a narrative that pulled me in. The first one had that, big time, along with really compelling characters. Who in Temple of Doom is comparable to Belloch, for example? Or the bald Nazi?
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 12:01 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 12:01 AM (nDcc3)
I think a #3 pencil was one of those big red ones I had in kindergarten. The red paint made them good eating.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
++++
He is still there on last night's ONT.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (IcT7t)
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Geez, did no one here take art in high school?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 07, 2017 11:58 PM (J5mC3)
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Or drafting?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (EnKk6)
you can send ten guys on the same trip and some will come back with lots of amusing anecdotes others not one.
even more, having a positive attitude is very important for being able to identify positive anecdotes.
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You are very correct Yankeefifth.
I also suspect "amusing anecdotes" really means "storytelling abilities."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 12:01 AM (iMxBJ)
The more and more silly gross out stuff at the dinner. I found that scene really stupid.
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 12:03 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM
2B or not 2B? That is the question ...
Posted by: Hamlet, the test taker at January 08, 2017 12:03 AM (DMUuz)
thank you for the Ben Shapiro link. excellent advice
Posted by: booknlass at January 08, 2017 12:04 AM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:05 AM (hVdx9)
Am I wrong?
His posts are on last night's ONT, but apparently he can't post tonight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:05 AM (IcT7t)
I also suspect "amusing anecdotes" really means "storytelling abilities."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (J5mC3)
you, dear lady, are looking for a ranconteur.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:05 AM (cPsPa)
I think everybody who can escape already has.
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Yeah, the official Escape from Detroit happened after the riots.
"White Flight"
Google it.
/wow, every time I write google it, I feel as if I'm Rosie O'Donnell. Now I'm disgusted by myself.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)
I think I had an affinity for Short Round cuz I loved The Goonies, yes I know ToD came out before Goonies but I saw Goonies before ToD.
I guess you're right the story is meh and is by far the weakest of the three. I do know Spielberg didn't enjoy directing this movie due to some personal strife.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 12:05 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM
2B or not 2B? That is the question ...
Posted by: Hamlet, the test taker at January 08, 2017 12:03 AM (DMUuz)<<<
Oh, great. That lead right into the puns.
Posted by: pencils... come from Pennsylvainia at January 08, 2017 12:06 AM (WidQN)
You missed your calling as an art critic?
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:06 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: zombie Joe Hill at January 08, 2017 12:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 07, 2017 11:57 PM
Totally agree. Avary really got screwed over in the kudos department. Tarantino needed him. It's no accident that when their collaboration ended the Tarantino slide started. I could be wrong, but, IIRC Avary and Tony Scott made True Romance what it eventually became... TR being my fave, along with Pulp Fiction a close second. Do check out "Killing Zoe" the Avary-Scott team up, with Eric Stoltz. It's actually a terrific, overlooked gem from that era!
Posted by: otho at January 08, 2017 12:08 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 08, 2017 12:08 AM (PqqkK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:05 AM (cPsPa)
But get a good one with an organization behind him. The independent ones with an old Caprice, a hunk of pipe and a dozen self-taping contractor bags don't last long any . . .
Oh, ra-CON-teur. Never mind.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2017 12:08 AM (xNowh)
you, dear lady, are looking for a ranconteur.
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Yes.
Yes I am.
However, there is only one story that is told by the men of metro detroit. It begins thusly:
"I remember my first car..."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:09 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: pencils... come from Pennsylvainia at January 08, 2017 12:06 AM
Yah, ya can cedar coming ...
Posted by: Nightwing at January 08, 2017 12:09 AM (DMUuz)
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no, that's the answer. The question is 'What is the square root of 4b^2
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 08, 2017 12:09 AM (PqqkK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJxQ2kUGJkA
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 12:10 AM (W6Ch1)
I thought she stole her material in the poker game scene from Daffy Duck in Ali Baba Bunny...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 08, 2017 12:11 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2017 12:02 AM (EnKk6)
I took drafting in high school. It is a useful skill to have. Lettering was never my strong point, but I still primarily take notes by printing, not cursive. Because the odds that I can read them later are better that way.
Posted by: Formerly Constipated Mathematician at January 08, 2017 12:12 AM (bG+ug)
Yes.
Yes I am.
However, there is only one story that is told by the men of metro detroit. It begins thusly:
"I remember my first car..."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:09 AM (J5mC3)
.......want to see it , it's right out here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:13 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 12:13 AM (TRzoP)
You wood use that one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
See? Charming!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:14 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
Dead killer whales can get drunk? Who knew?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:14 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Cleveland Browns at January 08, 2017 12:14 AM (PqqkK)
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Is it in the heated attached garage?
Or is it in the back yard, on blocks?
That matters.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM (J5mC3)
"I remember my first car..."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:09 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Al Kaline at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM (bG+ug)
Or is it in the back yard, on blocks?
That matters.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM (J5mC3)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM (cPsPa)
Oy, you try wearin' a fur coat all the time in here.
Posted by: Dog at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2017 12:16 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 12:16 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (W6Ch1)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Al Kaline at January 08, 2017 12:15 AM
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Sorry Al.
Sports fans are a minor subset of eligible men in Detroit.
/oh my God, we get to spend Saturday together washing and waxing your car! How awesomely fun for me! And yes, this DID happen to me in the past....
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 12:16 AM (TRzoP)
The wasteland is getting vaster. I thought it was vast in my day, but truly it was only half-vast.
Posted by: zombie Newton Minow at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (bG+ug)
I would call her and ask "How's Woofie?"
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (oZEJt)
Good night, y'all!
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2017 12:19 AM (GsAUU)
Nice treat. What did we do to deserve this?
Oh - it was that pic of Tucker, wasn't it?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 12:20 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)
You could come to Arizona, and help me bleed the brakes on the TR6; sit in the drivers seat, and step on the brake pedal upon request. I even will say, "please".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:21 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2017 12:21 AM (jK8Z7)
Last time I tried to wash my own car I found I had to move fast. When it gets warm the humidity has been known to drop into the single digits, and it was a very warm day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:22 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:24 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:22 AM (IcT7t)
In the far north, your pee freezes before it hits the ground; in summer in Arizona, it evaporates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:24 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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My truck has a protective coating of grime.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:25 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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WTF????
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 12:25 AM (81zOS)
and waxing your car! How awesomely fun for me! And yes, this DID happen
to me in the past....
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)
Isn't it amazing what you'll put up with at the outset of a relationship, just to spend time together because you want to get into his pants?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc)
Either way, it tends to be unpleasant to hang out for very long.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:25 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:24 AM (ZO497)
I think I used pencils as hard as 6H for drawing guide lines. 2H was the normal drawing pencil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:25 AM (bG+ug)
Good night, y'all!
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I just finished The Crusades by Thomas Asbridge. Very comprehensive, but by the 7th Crusade it all kings of blurs. Abbasids, Fatimids, Zenghis, Seljuks, Mamluks, Ayyubids. Ther was a metric craptonne of muslim contingents operating in the Holy Land.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 12:26 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3) *
Hmmm. You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:26 AM (LTE9d)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 12:18 AM
Wax on, wax off. Then the leg sweep.
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at January 08, 2017 12:26 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc)
so, you know you could save yourself lots of time if you kust mentioned that to him?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
Don't you girls ever think about anything else? I swear, one track minds.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
For some reason, guys are unable to fuck 24/7. Go figure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:24 AM (bG+ug)
AoP, are you still trying to get the timing worked out for "snow birding"?
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc)
sez who?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:26 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:30 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:30 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 12:31 AM (W6Ch1)
Back in high school, during the SAT and related standardized testing, I'm remembering some joking about pencil numbers. A #2 pencil was the requirement, and I remember someone asking what if we used a different number? The teacher replied, "You will be taken out and shot."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 12:31 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
So, how you doin'?
Quiet now. We may be about to witness a Moron courting ritual in the wild!
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:31 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Do you have a lead holder and lead pointer?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)
I remember pushing the envelope of that so to speak back in college. I got the "dry heaves", one might say. And then things got really sore....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM
Them sammiches won't make themselves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (LTE9d)
Yeah. Tricky, to be sure, heh. Really, I came home because I hope that some work will show up this month. Also got taxes to do, bills to pay, other chores to do. But if work is not forthcoming, I will go back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:33 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: rickl
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FIFY.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 12:33 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 08, 2017 12:33 AM (sEDyY)
I
remember pushing the envelope of that so to speak back in college. I got
the "dry heaves", one might say. And then things got really sore....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (DW+jj)
You have to pace yourself. College boys know nothing about these things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:34 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 12:31 AM (W6Ch1)*
All the kids today want to be Graphic Designers, for games. It is damned difficult to find someone that knows drafting, coming out of a vo-tech.
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:34 AM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 12:31 AM (IcT7t)
He's going to buy her Choos?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:34 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 12:35 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (DMUuz)
If you're good enough, she'll make eggs benedict, with homemade hollandaise.
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:32 AM (ZO497)
Well, I thought I did. If you mean one of those drafting pencils that work like a tiny collet.
But in high school, we used wooden pencils.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:37 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:34 AM (YhV5r)
Why would I want to torture myself? Barefoot, not pregnant, kitchen.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:38 AM (
? Fuck me pumps...not vertical in em for long
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:39 AM (YhV5r)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:35 AM
If you're good enough, you'll get shirred eggs with tarragon, and a mimosa. And round 3.
The hollandaise is a very nice touch, though, but potentially very time-consuming.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:41 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:39 AM (YhV5r)
Not my style. Don't need shoes to get that message across.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:42 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 12:42 AM (nDcc3)
AoP, if you don't mind me asking, do you work on rigs?
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:42 AM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:41 AM (DMUuz)
After a few hours, inevitably the refractory period kicks in.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc)
sez who?
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
Is there an "S" on your chest?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:44 AM (hVdx9)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/253972/
lol. That one is from the Instapundit himself.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2017 12:44 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 12:44 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:42 AM (LTE9d)
I am a wellsite geologist. So I work at the rig, but not on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 12:45 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 12:45 AM (W6Ch1)
Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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One of my all-time favorites.
It's been a few years, but I bet I could almost recite that entire script from memory.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 12:45 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: fuck me pumps at January 08, 2017 12:46 AM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 08, 2017 12:47 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:43 AM
Youth did have some advantages...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:48 AM (DMUuz)
The hollandaise is a very nice touch, though, but potentially very time-consuming.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:41 AM (DMUuz)
That does it - you'll get 3-minute eggs. If you're lucky.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:48 AM (tHwdc)
I wouldn't run a Fuck Me Pump without Genuine US Made ButtWeldedFittings.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 12:48 AM (BhaFh)
This year is starting out kind of odd too.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 12:49 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Before I became a Peace Officer in another city, for a while I worked security at Denver General Hospital ER. As in the Friday and Saturday Night Gun and Knife Club.
If it is from an EMT or Paramedic and it involves witnessed human insanity, BELIEVE it. Among other things, we kinda regularly saw light bulbs, florescent tubes, and jars of Skippy Chunky in places where they were never meant to go. And yes, we did have pictures. Or at least x-rays on the light boxes in the Radiologists' Lounge.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at January 08, 2017 12:49 AM (Q7oxz)
Posted by: fuck me pumps at January 08, 2017 12:46 AM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: sling backs at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (BhaFh)
This year is starting out kind of odd too.
Posted by: Country Boy
****
Just say no
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (hVdx9)
generally from Japan). Wow. Not that desperate. I love the concept
though. What woeyld it take to approximate the same outcome (low work
surface, covered by blanket but with hard top for writing, and heated
without setting the thing on fire). Would a small electric space heater
be safe in that scenario? It wouldn't be left unattended for any space
of time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 08, 2017 12:33 AM (sEDyY)
They make "cat warmers" and water bed heaters and those heated foot rest thingies that you plug into the wall. They even make those microwavable pet bed warmers.
I would suggest some sort of sandwich with a hard insulating back, the heater (they are flat) and spacers to keep the heater from getting crushed, and some sort of hard material with a good thermal conductivity bolted together for a writing surface.
Of course you will have to fight for possession from the cats once they figure it out, but until then that should work.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (xNowh)
was a bit like playing vinyl albums. There was a ritual before you
began. With albums it was cleaning with your "Discwasher". In drafting
it was spinning the pencil in the sharpener and wiping the tip. Or maybe
I'm just a little OCD so not everyone has a ritual.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 12:45 AM (W6Ch1)
We called it a disc preener. We were high-class.
Mr. D began as a drafter up in Boston, performed that ritual. Over the years it changed with technology, ended up with Solidworks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:30 AM (tHwdc)
yeah, there seems to be a disconnect between the answers I want to type and the answers that will let me wake up without something lodged between my shoulder blades.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (cPsPa)
All is quiet in the City tonight.
Posted by: Beverly at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (YlJiF)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Schlongman at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:39 AM (YhV5r)
heh, if you are doing it right you should be able to return them after a year.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)
This year is starting out kind of odd too.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 12:49 AM (
She knows where you live?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (YhV5r)
There's been research on the male refractory period. In 18 year olds, the average is about 15 minutes, and that increases to 20 hours in the 70s. The average for all men is 30 minutes. But the variance is high.
Now interestingly, the refractory period is greater for actual PinV sex, the old in-an-out. Wacking off has the least refractory period. Why that is has to do with hormones. Somehow, when Mr. Happy actually erupts inside Mrs. Happy, prolactin levels get much higher, and that's part of the system that restrains things.
I don't think they've done anything such as what if the gal gives you a HJ or BJ. Or other.
But that is interesting.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 12:52 AM (DW+jj)
Don't forget the proper PPE of a Lace Wig.
Posted by: OSHA at January 08, 2017 12:53 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 12:48 AM (BhaFh)
in new jersey you can't pump your own fucks. attendant has to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (CyXSj)
This year is starting out kind of odd too.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 12:49 AM (
She knows where you live?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (YhV5r)
you may be the only person who I would ever suggest should move to Detroit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (cPsPa)
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Fucking SCIENCE
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (TRzoP)
It's been a few years, but I bet I could almost recite that entire script from memory.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 12:45 AM (81zOS)
I've probably seen that movie a few dozen times. It's one of my all-time favorites, too. The more you watch it, the more you appreciate touches of brilliance. And yeah, regarding the script.
"Because I'm a man, that's why."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:48 AM
It's the service with a smile that gets more than the tip.
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:42 AM (tHwdc)
women and scotch, neat.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:55 AM (cPsPa)
Do I use them? Yes, and no. The drafting table is covered with 'stuff'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:55 AM (ZO497)
Mr. D began as a drafter up in Boston, performed that ritual. Over the years it changed with technology, ended up with Solidworks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)*
SolidWorks is the bomb.
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (LTE9d)
She came back 3 weeks after that and called me again. Ain't no rest for the wicked...
One of the few times I feel blessed.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 12:48 AM (BhaFh)
Sintered?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (tHwdc)
"I wouldn't run a Fuck Me Pump without Genuine US Made ButtWeldedFittings."
Don't forget the proper PPE of a Lace Wig.
Would any of those Machines, by any chance, be FOR SALE?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (H5rtT)
This year is starting out kind of odd too.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 12:49 AM (Jcg9Q)
I made the dentist mail mine back to me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)
If you ever wondered what would happen if a young Hitler had magical powers and was a little girl... wonder no more...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 08, 2017 12:57 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 08, 2017 12:58 AM (TRzoP)
"Because I'm a man, that's why."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM
Great 80's flick. Though it doesn't seem like an "80's film"... odd, funny movie.
Posted by: otho at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (cPs
No shit. Why did you bother changing your phone number & email if she knows where you live?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (YhV5r)
Mr. D began as a drafter up in Boston, performed that ritual. Over the years it changed with technology, ended up with Solidworks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Discwasher and Preener are two different items. One is a brush for washing, the other is a velveteen cleaner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
top for writing, and heated without setting the thing on fire). Would a
small electric space heater be safe in that scenario? It wouldn't be
left unattended for any space of time.
Polliwog-- best I could come up with, without buying full kotatsu setup, would be adding a Radiant Desk Heater (several choices at amazon). They also have replacement heaters for actual kotatsu tables, and I'd guess those to be safer than standard electric space heater, but...???
Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 08, 2017 01:00 AM (044Fx)
answers I want to type and the answers that will let me wake up without
something lodged between my shoulder blades.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (cPsPa)
You don't want to become material for a raconteuring EMT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
To answer your question correctly I have no idea.
They sell the heater alone on Amazon
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2017 01:00 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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NGU? Lucky man...
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:00 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: OSHA at January 08, 2017 01:01 AM (W6Ch1)
The emotional 2 1/2 year old will be waking up early tomorrow and he'll want to go on a "walk".
Which means I'm pushing a stroller for five miles. Not like I don't need the exercise.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (YhV5r)
lol. why didn't the fbi think of that? instead of the whole new identity witness protection program, just change you phone number.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 01:01 AM (W6Ch1)
100 million bucks. As I remember, at the time, it was like the biggest divorce moneywise in history. So, yeah, I'd say Spielberg may have about 100 million other things on his mind.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 08, 2017 01:02 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (ZO497)
Velveteen cleaner with fluid inside, for LPs.
I date myself. We didn't wash LPs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:02 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2017 01:02 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
hell, it would be a great story for me to tell!
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:02 AM (cPsPa)
inches, and it's just under 20 degrees out, so the snow is a blanket of
powdered diamonds. Lovely pure white traceries are clinging to the tree
branches and picking out the wrought iron fire escapes like Valentine's
lace. I have my string of Christmas lights on my fire escape lit,
glowing in all colors of the rainbow. The only sound you hear is the
infrequent rattle of a snowplow going by on the streets below.
All is quiet in the City tonight.
Posted by: Beverly at January 08, 2017 12:51 AM (YlJiF)
My favorite time in NYC was during the Blizzard of '78. People were cross-country skiing on First Avenue. The city was on its knees.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:03 AM (tHwdc)
I like your style. It still happens that I can roll out the marathon when the mood strikes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 01:03 AM (nDcc3)
I like your style. It still happens that I can roll out the marathon when the mood strikes.
Posted by: thathalfrican
****
For the right woman, going the extra mile (or three) is sooooo worth it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:04 AM (hVdx9)
Women get to go 5, mebbe 10 or more times, with no re-frak-a-tory period. Jes' don' seem equal.
Always get to set, too. No standin' around on the job. That t'aint equal, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 01:04 AM (DMUuz)
It always is.
Then it melts and those lovely white drifts of snow reveal the piles of garbage and frozen bums.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 01:05 AM (BhaFh)
Then it melts and those lovely white drifts of snow reveal the piles of garbage and frozen bums.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 01:05 AM (BhaFh)
rarely melts. everything is a street or sidewalk so it gets carted.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:06 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:55 AM (cPsPa)
It can get messy, though. That's what the towel is for.
(watch your back, Y5)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:08 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 01:08 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (LTE9d)
At one point he was designing flight simulators. Later, Navy racks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:09 AM (tHwdc)
For us it's a time constraint thing. There comes those magical Friday or Saturday evenings though.......clear your next day because you're gonna need to re-hydrate and rest.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 01:09 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
****
It's a scent type thing
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:09 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 01:10 AM (TRzoP)
South central Oklahoma. Last time i thought snow was fun.
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 01:10 AM (LTE9d)
Ah yes, the chloroform dance.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2017 01:10 AM (6I7Qw)
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 12:54 AM (DMUuz)
<types....deletes>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:10 AM (tHwdc)
One of the few times I feel blessed.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (hVdx9)
Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc)
Really? The scent of used underwear doesn't do a thing for me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:11 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
"Them's 1955 dollars."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (tOcW/)
It better be for more than just a second...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (YhV5r)
They say it is possible for us men to decouple orgasm from ejaculation, and thus have multiple orgasms with no refractory period. It's the eruption that triggers the refractory period, by stimulating the release of the hormones.
It can be done. Takes a lot of practice, apparently, and concentration.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (DW+jj)
For us it's a time constraint thing. There comes those magical Friday or Saturday evenings though.......clear your next day because you're gonna need to re-hydrate and rest.
Posted by: thathalfrican
****
Too true. I did receive complaints of (happy) soreness and we were both hitting the liquids.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:14 AM (tHwdc)
One of the few times I feel blessed.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 12:56 AM (hVdx9)
Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Miley
****
I was but her humble servant...and loved it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:15 AM (hVdx9)
training and tools like compasses do come in handy once in awhile when I
need to have fixtures built.
Posted by: OSHA at January 08, 2017 01:01 AM (W6Ch1)
I'm fond of the calipers. Lovely things, nestled in their box.
I like to measure stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:15 AM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:09 AM (hVdx9)
Maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhu-OyHqZM
Posted by: Stone Temple Pilots at January 08, 2017 01:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:02 AM (cPsPa)
Sure, if you lived to tell it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:16 AM (tHwdc)
I like to measure stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:15 AM
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Heh, how YOU doin'?
Posted by: Bob Filner, Proud Graduate of the Encounter Groups of Cleveland, Inc. at January 08, 2017 01:17 AM (TRzoP)
It better be for more than just a second...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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Just so you mind is little fontanelle...
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:17 AM (81zOS)
Then I check her eyesight and if she's been drinking.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:18 AM (hVdx9)
It is possible, I have no idea how to activate those mystical powers but I managed to do it twice. It's a damn near religious experience.
*thumbs up to TKAW*
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 01:18 AM (nDcc3)
They must enjoy your self deprecating humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:19 AM (tOcW/)
(watch your back, Y5)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:07 AM (tHwdc)
so, oh nevermind.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:19 AM (cPsPa)
sexiness?. I think it sounds very odd and unappealing unless they are
unused underwear and then what do you do with them-save them for the
next woman?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:08 AM (tOcW/)
Who can say why a dentist would want a pair of blue lace panties in the glove compartment of his Miata?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:19 AM (tHwdc)
It is possible, I have no idea how to activate those mystical powers but I managed to do it twice. It's a damn near religious experience.
*thumbs up to TKAW*
Posted by: thathalfrican
****
I plead blind squirrel.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:20 AM (hVdx9)
Sounds like he collects souvenirs, but fortaunately-hopefully he's not a serial killer who collects body parts,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:21 AM (tOcW/)
Who can say why a dentist would want a pair of blue lace panties in the glove compartment of his Miata?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
you sure it was not a panty compartment?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:21 AM (cPsPa)
next woman?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:08 AM (tOcW/)
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When the zombie apocalypse comes you can use them to make soup.
Posted by: Bob Filner, Proud Graduate of the Encounter Groups of Cleveland, Inc. at January 08, 2017 01:22 AM (TRzoP)
It is possible, I have no idea how to activate those mystical powers but I managed to do it twice. It's a damn near religious experience.
*thumbs up to TKAW*
Posted by: thathalfrican
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And yes, you described it quite well. Near religious is how I would have called it.
You have clearly been there.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
them except for my husband but he is also capable of doing laundry too
sometimes. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (tOcW/)
Normally women don't do this, although I did save a pair of Mr. D's.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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A Miata?
Maybe he pranced around in them afterwards?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM (LTE9d)
Maybe he pranced around in them afterwards?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM (81zOS)
heh. was going to ask if whe was sure they were not his.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:24 AM (cPsPa)
orgasm from ejaculation, and thus have multiple orgasms with no
refractory period. It's the eruption that triggers the refractory
period, by stimulating the release of the hormones.
It can be done. Takes a lot of practice, apparently, and concentration.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (DW+jj)
I recall reading about that in 1977. Didn't witness it until 2005.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:24 AM (tHwdc)
They must enjoy your self deprecating humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
****
I am the LAST guy who would call himself a stud. How I Gumped my way into doing what makes them happy is a surprise to me.
Hell, I am just happy they are happy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:24 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 01:25 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM
Only if you've excelled at your craft
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:25 AM (YhV5r)
them except for my husband but he is also capable of doing laundry too
sometimes. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:13 AM (tOcW/)
Normally women don't do this, although I did save a pair of Mr. D's.
Posted by: Miley
****
On behalf of many male morons here, we see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:26 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:25 AM (YhV5r)
well, that explains it then.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:26 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:17 AM (81zOS)
You look capable.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:26 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Do they usually wear shoes?
I thought I was gay for putting a sweater on Tucker...
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:27 AM (81zOS)
I thought I was gay for putting a sweater on Tucker...
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:27 AM (81zOS)
heh, I thought about that after I typed it. actually, the little dog has worn shoes every walk for years. methlab only wore them for a little while.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:28 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Do they usually wear shoes?
I thought I was gay for putting a sweater on Tucker...
Posted by: Chi
****
Well if the temps aren't in the single digits or there is so no snow the ground.....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:29 AM (hVdx9)
so anyone give me 10 bucks to walk the dogs barefoot?
Posted by: yankeefifth
Do your dogs usually wear shoes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 01:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:21 AM (tOcW/)
In all honesty, he wasn't a player at all. I was the first woman he dated, a few years after his wife was killed in a car accident. It was a rare thrill for him, I think, in a life that was otherwise rather dull. Of course, everyone has their own definition of "dull."
His daughter was afraid that *I* was the serial killer.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:30 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:29 AM (hVdx9)
we put shoes on the wee dog because there is so much crap on the sidewalks in nyc, broken glass, human waste, whatever. did not want to walk the dog outside and have her walking on my pillow. got tired of washing her feet five times a day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:30 AM (cPsPa)
Maybe he pranced around in them afterwards?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:23 AM (81zOS)
LOL, I just can't imagine!
The worst thing is that it wasn't even a stick shift. A 1992 could be a great racing vehicle, but not an automatic.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:32 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:29 AM (hVdx9)
we put shoes on the wee dog because there is so much crap on the sidewalks in nyc, broken glass, human waste, whatever. did not want to walk the dog outside and have her walking on my pillow. got tired of washing her feet five times a day.
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
Awww. That is one of the very allowable exceptions.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:30 AM (tHwdc)
so you familiar with the universal crazy hot matrix?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
****
Boxer-briefs. Nowhere near as sad looking.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (hVdx9)
Annnnnnd, mission achieved, right on target.
She did NOT want to do that, but a dog with 5" legs isn't compatible with 6" of snow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 01:35 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)
well, not something we were proud of. they are pretty cool shoes made in canadiastan.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:35 AM (cPsPa)
Annnnnnd, mission achieved, right on target.
She did NOT want to do that, but a dog with 5" legs isn't compatible with 6" of snow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
****
Dog has to know her limitations.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
we put shoes on the wee dog because there is so much crap on the sidewalks in nyc, broken glass, human waste, whatever. did not want to walk the dog outside and have her walking on my pillow. got tired of washing her feet five times a day.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Heh. I can understand this I guess.
But I have a mental image of you spending ten minutes to unlace the dogs shoes, then him immediately licking his asshole & jumping into your bed to thank you.
My dog will actively seek out the oldest dead animal carcass to roll in, so a little stink on his feet are not a big concern.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:36 AM (81zOS)
More: https://drgo.us/?p=4595
Posted by: gNewt at January 08, 2017 01:37 AM (rxtQa)
There' probably not much more to say about underwear. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:37 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)
well, not something we were proud of. they are pretty cool shoes made in canadiastan.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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As long as their paws are protected. Here in AZ during the summer we have to make sure their feet are safe, so I have somewhat of an understanding.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:37 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (cPsPa)
Yes, seen the video. Isn't that the basis for "don't stick your dick in crazy"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 01:38 AM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (hVdx9)
Yeaaahhh. Not enticing the way a purple lace thong is to men.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:38 AM (YhV5r)
But I have a mental image of you spending ten minutes to unlace the dogs shoes, then him immediately licking his asshole & jumping into your bed to thank you.
My dog will actively seek out the oldest dead animal carcass to roll in, so a little stink on his feet are not a big concern.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:36 AM (81zOS)
heh. she goes and picks her shoes up when she wants to go out. putting them on is easy. I kneel down, she hops on my lap and on they go. they are velcro.
mine are city dogs so they may have never seen a carcas. they do go after rats whenever they see them. do not like eurotrash either.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (cPsPa)
Yes, seen the video. Isn't that the basis for "don't stick your dick in crazy"?
Posted by: Miley
****
Who cares? I don't want to live forever.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:39 AM (hVdx9)
Good night all. Take your underwear with you when you leave. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:40 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:34 AM (hVdx9)
Yeaaahhh. Not enticing the way a purple lace thong is to men.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
1) Thongs hurt my butt
2) Beats the HELL out of tighty whities
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:41 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
not everyone agrees that that is the proper interpretation or that that is the proper conclusion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:41 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2017 01:40 AM (tOcW/)
Why would we leave them when we can sell them on reddit?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:41 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
His daughter was in the danger zone of the hot-crazy matrix. I never met her.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
not everyone agrees that that is the proper interpretation or that that is the proper conclusion.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
Define crazy....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:42 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
His daughter was in the danger zone of the hot-crazy matrix. I never met her.
Posted by: Miley
****
Wasn't talking about her....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:43 AM (hVdx9)
Annnnnnd, mission achieved, right on target.
She did NOT want to do that, but a dog with 5" legs isn't compatible with 6" of snow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I woke up this AM to see about 5" on the ground. My impromptu dog run (tarp propped up & covering a 30x10 area) had collapsed with the first snowflake.
I opened the door & told him to go out. He looked at me like I was speaking Manadrin.
Tried that four times with no success. Finally, I pulled out my big rubber boots & he went apeshit crazy. Ran out the door, and never stopped running through the snow for 20 minures. I'm not sure he even stopped to pee!
Small digs + snow is just a wonderful sight to behold.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:43 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:41 AM (hVdx9)
You're wearing your girlfriends' thongs?! Soooo wrong
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:44 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:42 AM (hVdx9)
well, that is the problem, there is no clear definition. the weak willed define challenging as crazy.
me before being happily married above my station: how you doin?
her: fuck off.
me before being happily married above my station: hey, what's her name?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:45 AM (cPsPa)
Why Chunky?
garrett at January 08, 2017 12:50 AM (BhaFh)
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Deity only knows. That was a businessman type who swung both ways unbeknownst to his wife. He was having some afternoon delight with his male friend, and it got inserted. There is a certain walk as they approach the Triage Station when something is where it should not be. Knock-kneed, pigeon-toed, and attempting to levitate through sheer force of will.
While he was being . . . de-Chunkyed . . . wife called his office. Office said they heard he was at DGH ER, but did not know why. She assumed he had had a heart attack or something. Wife comes in screaming like a ruptured Bann Sidh wanting to know where husband was and what was wrong. Lowest ranking intern [ yes, it does roll downhill] got the job of telling the wife that the problem involved Skippy jar impaction. Wife went through the curtain to the bed and it got REAL loud. Then she left. I assume a divorce lawyer was contacted, as there are very few non-incriminating excuses for keeping your peanut butter there.
The x-ray was up in the Radiologists' Lounge for weeks.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at January 08, 2017 01:45 AM (Q7oxz)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:41 AM (hVdx9)
You're wearing your girlfriends' thongs?! Soooo wrong
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
It was dark. Cut me some slack.
The worst thing about thong undies? They get caught in my teeth.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:46 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:44 AM (YhV5r)
he has to so he does not have panty lines when he is wearing her jeans.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:46 AM (cPsPa)
There' probably not much more to say about underwear. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Oh, you unerestimate the horde, young lady...
We could probably carry this on until Vic wakes up.
Just be happy that Muldoon is asleep!
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:47 AM (81zOS)
I've been reading on how one goes about having an "NEO" (non-ejaculatory orgasm). To start with, you need to do Kegel exercises and increase the strength of the PC muscle and the control thereof. Once you get the necessary GAINZZZ in the PC muscle, you proceed.
Orgasm initiates slightly before ejaculation. Around a second, give or take. You have to learn to feel and detect those two separate events. Now, once you can distinguish, what you do is contract the hell out of the PC muscle after orgasm starts, but before ejaculation does. You want to get as close as possible. Go right up the edge as close as possible.
And that takes weeks and weeks of practice, apparently, on top of the time it takes to get the PC muscle GAINZZZ.
When you get good at that, you can orgasm many times (apparently one guy, measured in a lab, was able to come 16 times in an hour), and prolong the length of each orgasm.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 01:48 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:44 AM (YhV5r)
he has to so he does not have panty lines when he is wearing her jeans.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
Like I'm the ONLY one who does role-play.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:48 AM (hVdx9)
Well, choosy Moms do choose JIF.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 01:48 AM (BhaFh)
So from sampling the last thread I take it Hitler is alive - or got out of Berlin, at least - contrary to accepted historical fact. Hmmm.
That EPA thing reminds us of just how vile and anti-American - in the purest sense, really - that agency (and others like it, on the state level) have become. I've kind of given up on the US anyway, so it makes it easier to resist the intemperate hope that the new admin. might actually subject EPA to the 90% reform and reduction called for.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2017 01:49 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:39 AM (hVdx9)
Nor do I. That's why I tell anyone I meet on the internet to make sure that if they're planning to kill me, make sure my body is never found.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:49 AM (tHwdc)
All of them like new.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 01:50 AM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 01:51 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 01:41 AM (cPsPa)
So....how you doin'?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:51 AM (tHwdc)
You may be overthinking this.
You just made orgasms sound boring, fercryingoutloud.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:52 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:46 AM (hVdx9)
I'm not seeing a problem there.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:52 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:43 AM (hVdx9)
Ahh, I see.
At this time, I'm in the crazy zone. At my age, I don't deal with the hot zone. On the other hand, I wouldn't harm you physically, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:46 AM (hVdx9)
I'm not seeing a problem there.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
Well I need my mouth, or more importantly my tongue, to....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:56 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 01:57 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:43 AM (hVdx9)
Ahh, I see.
At this time, I'm in the crazy zone. At my age, I don't deal with the hot zone. On the other hand, I wouldn't harm you physically, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: Miley
****
Not crazy. Just quite firm. You won't harm me physically? Well let's not rule anything out here.
. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:58 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:56 AM (hVdx9)
Uh huh, that good with it but unable to extricate panties from your teeth with it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 01:58 AM (YhV5r)
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Well played, sir. Well played.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at January 08, 2017 01:59 AM (Q7oxz)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:56 AM (hVdx9)
Uh huh, that good with it but unable to extricate panties from your teeth with it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
Butt floss-dental floss. Fits quite well for killer whale teeth.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:59 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:52 AM (81zOS)
SIXTEEN of them?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 01:51 AM (tHwdc)
serenity now, serenity now
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:02 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 01:52 AM (81zOS)
SIXTEEN of them?
Posted by: Miley
****
I recall one study where a woman had 60 of them in less than an hour.
On a side note, I wish I had been there to watch.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 07, 2017 11:34 PM (cPsPa)
No funny accountant? Just ask any Federal/state/city tax auditor about funny accountants.
Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (91AeI)
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 01:57 AM (VtLx6)
Last night it was sintering. This is more accessible to the masses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (91AeI)
you read the thread from the top down>
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:04 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 02:05 AM (VtLx6)
SIXTEEN of them?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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I don't care if it's sixty.
In a LAB?
No thanks. I'd prefer to actually interact with a woman I'm interested in. Maybe I'm the strange one?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 02:05 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:58 AM (hVdx9)
OK, not deliberately, anyway. Couldn't vouch for your emotional state, or mine. Crazy widow, still in love with my husband, and all that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:06 AM (tHwdc)
Sure I had a migraine yesterday, but what are the odds of that vessel ruptur
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:06 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2017 02:06 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (cPsPa)
Ummmm...don't type it...don't type it...it will anger The Hump...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:06 AM (YhV5r)
On a side note, I wish I had been there to watch.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (hVdx9)
I can assure you that it wasn't me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 01:58 AM (hVdx9)
OK, not deliberately, anyway. Couldn't vouch for your emotional state, or mine. Crazy widow, still in love with my husband, and all that.
Posted by: Miley
****
Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
In a LAB?
No thanks.
Gotta agree. Maybe the subjects were wanna be porn stars and that's as close as they could get?
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 02:07 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:08 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:06 AM (YhV5r)
type away dear girl.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM (cPsPa)
On a side note, I wish I had been there to watch.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (hVdx9)
I can assure you that it wasn't me.
Posted by: Miley
****
She was also in a lab type setting. And yet I am still a bit jealous of the researchers who got to "study" her.
Sorry, my curly little tail is showing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (cPsPa)
Personally, one really good one is more than adequate. Some people are very competitive, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 08, 2017 02:10 AM (nQ10o)
I didnt, rhomboid.
I decided that after too many eggnogs, I had no interest in walking up there (even though it's only about 1000 feet away).
I have my mise en place all set, though.
And, anchos. Anchos are probably what I was thinking of.
Even if they have good looking fresh peppers, I want to try using dried for once. And maybe the Chipotle in adobo?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 02:10 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM
Yeah no. Where's Ms Tammy when we need her?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:11 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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I don't know about that. Having your own gun waved in your face is a bit unsettling tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:11 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 02:05 AM (81zOS)
I've never understood how anyone could orgasm in a lab. They're the strange ones.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:11 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 02:05 AM (VtLx6)
It was. Oh yes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:12 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:03 AM (cPsPa)
Personally, one really good one is more than adequate. Some people are very competitive, though.
Posted by: Miley
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I always figured that since for us men one tends to be easily achieved, we should spend much more time making sure she has a MINIMUM of one. Literally a case of the more the merrier.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:13 AM (hVdx9)
Kinda makes you wonder about that old slogan: "Yippee Skippy".
Posted by: somejoe at January 08, 2017 02:13 AM (+ArdT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM (tHwdc)
isn't the comment about 16 saying a guy had 16? not a lady?
would hate to think anyone is suggesting that I am suggesting there should be some upward limit on how many orgasms a lady has.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:13 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM
???? I'm enjoying myself. Who the hell is there to compete with? We just went over the whole refractory period thing.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:14 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 02:14 AM (cAnNx)
I've never understood how anyone could orgasm in a lab.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Don't knock it 'til you tried it!
Posted by: Mohammed Achmed Mohammed at January 08, 2017 02:14 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 02:15 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 02:14 AM (cAnNx)
is this even related to her thread?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
That I can post all of this silliness means that I've made a lot of progress. I have to keep reminding myself of that. I feel like I'm getting back to normal, somewhat.
Well, normal for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 02:14 AM (cAnNx)
Oh come on, we're not even being gross. Not a fraction as bad as the Memorial Day thread.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:17 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:09 AM (hVdx9)
I don't judge.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:18 AM (tHwdc)
And then second,
And third unless she needs a break first...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (hVdx9)
See? Now THIS is a proper attitude.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:18 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:17 AM (YhV5r)
Good Lord, that was one for the records books.
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2017 02:19 AM (VtLx6)
And, anchos. Anchos are probably what I was thinking of.
Even if they have good looking fresh peppers, I want to try using dried for once. And maybe the Chipotle in adobo?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 02:10 AM (81zOS)
That's hot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
That I can post all of this silliness means that I've made a lot of progress. I have to keep reminding myself of that. I feel like I'm getting back to normal, somewhat.
Well, normal for me.
Posted by: Miley
****
I cannot pretend to understand your loss. If I can help you along somehow or make you smile, then I am happy that maybe it made a bit of difference.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:20 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:11 AM (hVdx9)
Oh, that's definitely not me. I'm a good girl, I am.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:20 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:21 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:11 AM (hVdx9)
Oh, that's definitely not me. I'm a good girl, I am.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:20 AM (tHwdc)
heh, no waving, straight to pistol whipping.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:21 AM (cPsPa)
And then second,
And third unless she needs a break first...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (hVdx9)
See? Now THIS is a proper attitude.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
I have been trained well. Someday I will be a Jedi...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:22 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:13 AM (cPsPa)
Look, you're talking to a woman who hasn't been touched for over three years, except by my cat, who butts my boob with her head to wake me up to feed her.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:22 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Weird Al at January 08, 2017 02:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 02:14 AM (cAnNx)
I don't even remember how this got started. It's certainly not LauraW's fault.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:23 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:22 AM (hVdx9)
Insert yoda judgement joke here.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:24 AM (YhV5r)
She put up that picture of the Strawberry Cake.
It's been all downhill since then.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 02:25 AM (BhaFh)
help you along somehow or make you smile, then I am happy that maybe it
made a bit of difference.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:20 AM (hVdx9)
I don't even understand it myself.
You've had me LOLing a lot and that's always a good thing!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:26 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:24 AM (YhV5r)
Would TKAW look fetching in yoda pants?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 02:26 AM (bG+ug)
Well, normal for me.
Posted by: Miley
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Normal is way overrated. Whatever normal is supposed to be.
As long as you're here, happy & making us smile/laugh, all is right with the world.
You're definitely the best of the best - and obviously a true 'ette, in every sense. God Bless You.
Posted by: Mohammed Achmed Mohammed at January 08, 2017 02:26 AM (81zOS)
I've been reading on how one goes about having an "NEO" (non-ejaculatory orgasm). To start with, you need to do Kegel exercises and increase the strength of the PC muscle and the control thereof. Once you get the necessary GAINZZZ in the PC muscle, you proceed.
Orgasm initiates slightly before ejaculation. Around a second, give or take. You have to learn to feel and detect those two separate events. Now, once you can distinguish, what you do is contract the hell out of the PC muscle after orgasm starts, but before ejaculation does. You want to get as close as possible. Go right up the edge as close as possible.
And that takes weeks and weeks of practice, apparently, on top of the time it takes to get the PC muscle GAINZZZ.
When you get good at that, you can orgasm many times (apparently one guy, measured in a lab, was able to come 16 times in an hour), and prolong the length of each orgasm.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 01:48 AM (DW+j
It's called edging. If you find a woman who knows or is willing to learn, then do whatever it takes to keep that one.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 02:27 AM (tPC7s)
There are some disorders, one known as persistent genital arousal disorder which causes the woman to have orgasms all the time, continuously. It is hell, apparently.
And then I remember some woman who would orgasm when she sneezed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 02:27 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 02:27 AM (81zOS)
help you along somehow or make you smile, then I am happy that maybe it
made a bit of difference.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:20 AM (hVdx9)
I don't even understand it myself.
You've had me LOLing a lot and that's always a good thing!
Posted by: Miley,
****
If I make anyone here laugh, than I have given back to the horde that which they have given me.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:28 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:28 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 02:26 AM
If you want to see butt nekkid killer whale, I guess cause yoda size pants ain't gonna even cover his fin.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:29 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:22 AM (hVdx9)
Insert yoda judgement joke here.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
Lick the alphabet or do not. There is no try.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:30 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:31 AM (nDcc3)
And then second,
And third unless she needs a break first...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (hVdx9)
!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (tHwdc)
A lesbian friend once lit a candle and made me to stare at it for a good 5 minutes.
Then she told me, "Be the Flame".
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (BhaFh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 02:26 AM
If you want to see butt nekkid killer whale, I guess cause yoda size pants ain't gonna even cover his fin.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
Ya got me there.
My cousin did an adult pic while working for one of the big Sea World type places. His parents were soooo upset.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend
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Judging by the amount of time you've been gone, just a couple thousand orgasms...
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:30 AM (hVdx9)
Heh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08
some day some lucky sob is going to ask you "how you doin" at the right time and place and someone will have to call the fire department to extract him from the mattress
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:33 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:33 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:34 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Sam Kinison at January 08, 2017 02:34 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (hVdx9)
Wow, they admitted watching pron AND turned it around on their son? Talk about ballsy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:36 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2017 02:32 AM (BhaFh)
So you dripped hot wax on her and then went out (for a beer)?
Posted by: somejoe at January 08, 2017 02:36 AM (+ArdT)
As long as you're here, happy making us smile/laugh, all is right with the world.
You're definitely the best of the best - and obviously a true 'ette, in every sense. God Bless You.
Posted by: Mohammed Achmed Mohammed at January 08, 2017 02:26 AM (81zOS)
Aww (((Chi))).
In this case, "normal for me" means provocative, irreverent, outside of my own head, wanting to laugh, wanting to make other people laugh. Much less of the "my life is over and I'm going to be alone until I die."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:37 AM (tHwdc)
I hope you're closer to always being in that mode. the less you notice it, the closer you are.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:38 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Cheap Trick at January 08, 2017 02:39 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 02:27 AM (DW+jj)
Is that what that was?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:40 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:29 AM (YhV5r)
Don't care for the floppy fins.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:41 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:43 AM (cPsPa)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:41 AM (tHwdc)
Nor do Finnish women.
Posted by: Shekky at January 08, 2017 02:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:41 AM
Who does? Doesn't sound like he has that problem though.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:43 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Bob Dole has something that can help with floppy!
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 08, 2017 02:43 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Shekky at January 08, 2017 02:44 AM (6gk0M)
doin" at the right time and place and someone will have to call the
fire department to extract him from the mattress
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:33 AM (cPsPa)
That day will come. And so will I. It will be a glorious mess.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:44 AM (tHwdc)
And then second,
And third unless she needs a break first...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:16 AM (hVdx9)
!
Posted by: Miley
****
Really, I am not joking about that.
Because it is so much easier for us men to "achieve happiness", the woman should get the majority of attention. Besides, it is incredibly fun to do it.
Despite the sounds of it, I have not been around. I am not a himbo or man-whore. If I were to count how many partners I have had on my fingers, I would have fingers to spare.
Maybe my not having an abundant number of partners is like throwing a man dying of thirst a gallon of water. He's going to drink it like there is no tomorrow.
When I have been so blessed, the only thing I wish to do is make my lady happy and then some. Frankly, I have always found the physical stuff is always easier than the emotional, so I have to get it right somewhere.
With that I need to pass out. Thanks for putting up with me, and may you all have a great night.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:45 AM (hVdx9)
Cover your mattress in a quilt of sham-wows
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:45 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:47 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:43 AM (cPsPa)
Depends on my reward.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:49 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:50 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 02:04 AM (cPsPa)
Yeah, I did. I don't like reading a thread from the bottom up. I'm anal that way.
Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2017 02:50 AM (91AeI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 02:43 AM (YhV5r)
I was thinking about the real one. Ours clearly doesn't.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:50 AM (tHwdc)
is like throwing a man dying of thirst a gallon of water. He's going to
drink it like there is no tomorrow.
When I have been so blessed, the only thing I wish to do is make my
lady happy and then some. Frankly, I have always found the physical
stuff is always easier than the emotional, so I have to get it right
somewhere.
With that I need to pass out. Thanks for putting up with me, and may you all have a great night.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 02:45 AM (hVdx9)
Coming out of the emotional desert into an oasis of mutual love, combined with sexual fulfillment, is the most wonderful feeling in the world, and I hope that joy is yours someday.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:45 AM (nDcc3)
Several layers deep.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:56 AM (tHwdc)
Hah, I really hope you get that again.
BTW - Thanks again for the advice the other evening.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:59 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:49 AM (tHwdc)
make me an offer
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:00 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 02:49 AM (tHwdc)
make me an offer
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:00 AM (cPsP
Cue bow chicka wow wow music?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 03:02 AM (YhV5r)
BTW - Thanks again for the advice the other evening.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 02:59 AM (nDcc3)
Thank you, and you're welcome.
All things are possible with God. Some people do win the lottery more than once, and that's a fact. I'm certainly due for something good in my life. I've suffered a lot of losses in the past few years.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:04 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:00 AM (cPsPa)
I was thinking that in a layer of snow, I wouldn't need the sham-wows.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:05 AM (tHwdc)
Yeah, I did. I don't like reading a thread from the bottom up. I'm anal that way.
Posted by: RickZ at January 08, 2017 02:50 AM (91AeI)
Starting with the back is okay with me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 08, 2017 03:06 AM (8iiMU)
Cue bow chicka wow wow music?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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Second look at dimming the lights & posting pudding cup pics?
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 08, 2017 03:07 AM (81zOS)
Be careful when you order the sham-wows they don't mix it up with the slap chop.
Posted by: Love my nuts Vince at January 08, 2017 03:09 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:10 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 08, 2017 03:07 AM (81zOS)
Sure, turn out the lights & hit your bookmarks.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 03:10 AM (YhV5r)
I was thinking that in a layer of snow, I wouldn't need the sham-wows.
Posted by: Miley, the Duches
not sure we are talking about the same thing. by "snow" I mean flakes of frozen water on the ground, not kilos flakes of powder spread over the bed spread.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:11 AM (cPsPa)
I know the end of that joke...
"My doctor doesn't know why, so I'm self-medicating."
"What are you taking?"
"Pepper."
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2017 03:14 AM (UzBQ4)
"snow" I mean flakes of frozen water on the ground, not kilos flakes of
powder spread over the bed spread.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:11 AM (cPsPa)
It would melt pretty fast. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:17 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JROD at January 08, 2017 03:20 AM (vW8Mk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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Meh.
I'm a perv, but not enought of one to bookmark things like that.
Impressive as they may be, and as much as I like pudding, stalking ain't in my repertoire.
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:21 AM (81zOS)
Posted by: JROD at January 08, 2017 03:20 AM (vW8Mk)
The upside of being a horny old fart is you don't get knocked up. I *have* heard that The Villages is a swamp of disease, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:22 AM (tHwdc)
Eh? What's that?
Sorry, you'll have to speak up. My ears are ringing a fair bit.
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:23 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:21 AM (81zOS)
Seriously? That's not pervy. I've got Jason mamoa & Gerard butler bookmarked.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 03:25 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:25 AM (tHwdc)
More like R & R. Gary broke out the Telecaster for most of the last set.
Great time.
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:30 AM (gJ3Vg)
Bebe, we don't cross paths much but I want to thank you for the election night pics. That was a true public service full of selflessness and pudding.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 08, 2017 03:31 AM (mgbwf)
I should get to sleep now because I have promised the daughter I'll fix her car tomorrow/today. When did this job start falling on fathers instead of boyfriends?
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 03:33 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 03:35 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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The bigger upside is that you know you're still alive.
Horniness is essential to our natural being. It's a part of life, and shouldn't be quashed.
Embrace Your Inner Horndog!!!
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:35 AM (81zOS)
you for the election night pics. That was a true public service full of
selflessness and pudding.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 08, 2017 03:31 AM (mgbwf)
That was an amazing night. And the days and weeks of liberal tears. Somehow it feels like it was a lot longer than 9 weeks ago.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:36 AM (tHwdc)
Horniness is essential to our natural being. It's a part of life, and shouldn't be quashed.
Embrace Your Inner Horndog!!!
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:35 AM (81zOS)
I will! I will! LOL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:37 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Willy J.
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About the time pajama onesies & hot cocoa became de rigueur for "men"?
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:38 AM (81zOS)
My uncle was telling me about the importance of which kind of prostate surgery to get because of the way it's surrounded by a net of nerves. He said it's important to retain function in that way because otherwise you're not a man.
He's 87. I'm proud of my family.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 08, 2017 03:39 AM (mgbwf)
I'm thinking it's a good thing some of you guys weren't in that club tonight.
There was, um, lots of inspiration there.
I swear there's something in the water in that little town.
And good genes.
It was like that 20+ years ago and it's still like that.
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:43 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:43 AM (gJ3Vg)
It's comforting to know there are still places like that, that haven't changed.
Were you inspired, teej?
;-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:45 AM (tHwdc)
Wide awake now. Looks like a movie on the local Christian channel is in the works - The Beautiful Beast.
Unless the 'ettes are going to post booby pics, that is...
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 03:54 AM (81zOS)
The two bad things.
Gary is always in a hurry to get torn down and the load out done by which time almost everyone has left and...
I'm old enough to be almost all of em's dad and close to grand dad for the rest.
And none of em seem to have daddy issues. :8
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:54 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 03:17 AM (tHwdc)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:54 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 03:35 AM (YhV5r)
purple? thought you were a martini girl?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:55 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:56 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:56 AM (gJ3Vg)
I'd tell ya'll to behave but I can see that's pretty much a lost cause tonight so instead I'll just say...
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 04:03 AM (gJ3Vg)
have to put some curses upon whoever is responsible for this internets connection.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:04 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:05 AM (cPsPa)
And none of em seem to have daddy issues. :8
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2017 03:54 AM (gJ3Vg)
Bummer, dude! No daddy issues at all, eh?
I was lucky to have had a great dad, so no issues either. But I remember one time when I was visiting from Sweden, and we went out to visit my grandmother. Dad's best friend from teenage years still lived in that town, and we visited him and his wife as well. I remember how we used to vacation with them when I was a teenager.
Anyway, he was pouring everyone drinks, and I found myself watching him. He was a handsome man, but probably about 55 then, when I was 30. It was shocking for me to realize that I found him attractive. I think he's the only older guy I was ever attracted to. He was kind of a George Peppard-attractive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:08 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:09 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:05 AM (cPsPa)
Brown. I am getting old and I am getting scared...
Posted by: somejoe at January 08, 2017 04:09 AM (+ArdT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:11 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 03:55 AM
I am. Grimm broke it out for us to celebrate. And the rest is history
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 04:12 AM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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It's never too late to start...
Actually, I half expected Fenelon to post her beautiful boobies. They are spectacular!
Posted by: Chi at January 08, 2017 04:16 AM (81zOS)
Carry on, Horde!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:16 AM (tHwdc)
One of the things I'm grateful for is that there were no smartphones when I was in college. No evidence=didn't happen.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:18 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2017 04:09 AM (tHwdc)
good choice, that's what was ordered.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:21 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: somejoe at January 08, 2017 04:09 AM (+ArdT)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:21 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 04:12 AM (YhV5r)
thanks Grimm!
what is your gin?
by the way, added Bebe's Dad's Manhattan recipe to the rotation.
serving them at the Superbowl party.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:24 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:28 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 04:29 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 08, 2017 04:39 AM (cm1Bl)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2017 04:54 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2017 10:24 PM (pY+s4)
Nice.
Posted by: m at January 08, 2017 05:02 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2017 05:05 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 08, 2017 05:07 AM (cm1Bl)
14 degrees Fahrenheit outside with about 2 inches of snow on the ground. Temperatures here on the Delmarva Peninsula are forecast to remain below freezing for the next 48 hours.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2017 05:16 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2017 05:31 AM (5sOEp)
Scratches armpit. Grins.
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2017 05:42 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: m at January 08, 2017 06:14 AM (3jGss)
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