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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/8/17) I Mailed It In Edition
Quotes of The Day Quote I
If you have 'too big to fail' for cities or for states, and they believe they'll be bailed out, they'll continue to make unwise decisions. Rand Paul
Quote II
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong. Winston Churchill
Quote III
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Mike Pence-Even not so great men.- Quote IV
The act of saying "Fuck you" to any mortal man who would claim dominion and authority over you is the first act of a free man. Not a free man on paper, but a free man in fact. Ace
On this day in history, January 8th, 1964 LBJ declared "War on Poverty" We lost. Waive the White Flag and lets start over again. Welfare wan't meant to be a generational inheritance.
Have you ever heard the phrase, "Because of _______________ we can't have nice things? Well, it appears to be a world wide issue. h/t CBD
THE STREAKERS OF MACHU PICCHUIf you're traveling in Asia and sight seeing isn't your thing. You can always have elevator races. High speed elevators and the cut throat business environment. h/t CBD
"Don’t get naked here" used to be an unnecessary addition to the rules at Machu Picchu. Now they print the request on the back of each ticket. Peruvian authorities don't know how Machu Picchu got on the "naked tourism" list, but they are eager to get it off. Park attendants have seen so many backpacker behinds that they’ve officially labeled nudity at the site a “threat” to cultural heritage—and are considering banning foreign tourists to the site without official guides.
Are you handy? Looking to make a little extra money? This might be the website for you. Patents that have expired. Here's your chance not to be looking over your shoulder in the workshop.
On this day in 1956 Elvis Presley's "Don't Be Cruel/Hound Dog" single goes #1 & stays #1 for a record 11 weeks (for a single)
Here at the AoSHQ we joke about the "Pajama Boys" of the world and the kids that live in their parent's basements. Why do they live there? Is student debt an issue? Interesting study behind young adults boomeranging home.
College completion rates have a stronger association with the boomeranging effect than student loan debt. Young adults who did not finish their two- or four-year college have at least a 40 percent higher risk of returning home than those who graduated, likely due to limited options to find a job without a degree. The authors also found that young adults who have successfully transitioned into adult roles, such as those who are co-habiting or are married, or are homeowners, as well as those who have found success in the labor market, are less likely to move back in with their parent(s).Political correctness. It points us to a not so pretty picture.
In a well-known paper written after World War II, the philosopher Karl Popper laid out a stark dilemma for societies: they can settle members’ disagreements only through argument or violence. Totalitarian and utopian societies are those that opt for the latter. They prefer the use of force to the more uncertain process of argument. The society that embraces argument over violence, by contrast, is what Popper called the “open society.” The American system was conceived as one such open society, but, as many of its early thinkers warned, if Americans lose the virtues that make an open society possible, they will open the way to tyranny.See Quote IV again.
Apple a lifesaver, Windows not so much? MacBook may have saved man in Ft. Lauderdale shooting.
A bullet travelling toward Steve Frappier’s back was stopped by his backpack and the aluminum frame of his Apple MacBook. The man told CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Friday, “The backpack saved my life. [I] dropped and the backpack was still on my back and I was turned in such a way where that at one point when the shooter shot toward my direction … there was a bullet that ricocheted.”
Science doesn't always have to involve curing cancer, debating climate change or a host of other topics in the news these days. Sometimes it can be as simple as music.
On a Friday night in December, I sat in a small room with 33 other audience members, each of us accompanied by a dancer in black. The dancers pulled out blindfolds and covered our eyes, and for a brief moment, all was dark and quiet and freighted with anticipation. Then, as a chamber ensemble began to play Claude Debussy’s String Quartet in G minor, the dancers began to “play” the music on our bodies. When the music soared, the dancers lifted our feet to mimic the sense of weightlessness. When the music was playful, they tickled our forearms. And when it pressed in intensely, the dancers squeezed our shoulders and rocked our heads. At times, they held scents near our noses, and wafted a wind across us, and even pressed evocative morsels of food into our mouths—truffle cheese with pop rocks, fizzing as the music rose—as if our entire bodies could be recruited into feeling the mad sensuality of Debussy’s work. As if the idea was to bring us inside the music itself.
Not all Geniuses reside in Florida. Arizona woman fought the law. And of course, the law won. Genius Award Winner.
Waste of taxpayer's money or Today's Feel Good Story of The Day? You decide.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: homer simpson at January 08, 2017 10:37 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Col. Cathcart at January 08, 2017 10:37 PM (DMUuz)
Isn't a newspaper or a tv news channel referral to a man or woman who is pretending to be the opposite gender as the gender they're pretending to be Fake News?
You're damn right it is!
Every time the press (print or television) reports that "a man is having a baby!" it's FAKE NEWS.
Every time the press calls a woman a man and vice-versa, it's FAKE NEWS. It's a LIE. It's FAKE.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:37 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2017 10:37 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2017 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2017 10:38 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 10:39 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:39 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 08, 2017 10:39 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 08, 2017 10:39 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:40 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2017 10:40 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Afroman at January 08, 2017 10:40 PM (2sozY)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 08, 2017 10:40 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2017 10:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (iMxBJ)
Glad to see you back, your frightfulness.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (gAXee)
Posted by: Jerry Lewis at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: voiceover at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (9QWo+)
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 10:42 PM (cAnNx)
Special covers on my new sofa and there is still some dog fur near the end.
New laptop, I just noticed a couple of dog hairs clinging to the screen.
I had bought a really nice folding cover for my Kindle Fire, so of course there's dog fur in the crease.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Modest proposal: anyone banninated, but who is a regular whose exile is likely to be short-lived, commuted, whatever, upon their return, shall provide a brief executive summary of WTF it was all about. Or, if review up in the booth shows it to have been an arbitrary or unjust bannination, the hammer-wielder will provide said executive summary.
Hey, I said it was modest.
After 100 rounds of 38spl (158g round-nose lead, 4.2 grains of Trail Boss, for those who care), I'll be back to see if my proposal has earned me calumny and ridicule, or kudos and enconium.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: homer simpson at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (iMxBJ)
Miss Tammy, I've finally found a blacksmithing class close enough that I can go. I'm hoping to sign up for a one-day class early next month, and then start going on a regular basis to their open forge days.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 10:44 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: peter dinklage at January 08, 2017 10:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Dingy Harry at January 08, 2017 10:44 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 08, 2017 10:44 PM (S6Pax)
Quoted in Baseball Almanac, http://tinyurl.com/6mjxnm
Yeah, some of us are still suffering from Baseball Withdrawal Syndrome.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 08, 2017 10:45 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2017 10:45 PM (DMUuz)
You know the drill love...pics or it won't have happened!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:45 PM (nUdSA)
Ira and cthulhu got into a fight about what tasted better in taco shells: Irish papist babies or Scottish nonconformist ones???
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (LTE9d)
Well, tonight was Columbo, the 2nd Run (ABC) night, showing the second episode of the Season 8 as they call it. A twerpy little douche of a director and SFX man kills an old buddy of his who just learned of and is about to expose the fact that the the little twerp let his sister die after an accident filming her, rather than let that taint his budding career.
And we saw Dog tonight, Columbo's comical basset hound. I'm sure that wasn't the original Dog. :-) I wonder how many Dogs he went through.
I like Columbo better with the older Falk, he's more quirky and cranky. And his face has lots more character.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: buzzion
Well you should not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned!
Stuff Bob Dylan once said, a long time ago, in a country far, far away
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:46 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:45 PM (nUdSA)
Of course. The shirtless ones will have to wait until I'm down to 210lbs or less, unfortunately.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: junior at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (j+Rx3)
Fuck you, you rotten piece of shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (nDcc3)
Is this a new banishment or the old one?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:48 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:48 PM (nUdSA)
And to the GG, F... Meryl Streep. She may be a great actress but I will never go see another movie of hers. Of course I prolly never have at the theater. Point is the bitch won't get a dime out of us.
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 10:48 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2017 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at January 08, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t)
Fuck you, you rotten piece of shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (nDcc3)
And it was Elvis who had to die on the toilet, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (92kX2)
Noooooooooo!
You surely remember that I cannot abide a skinny man?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (nUdSA)
Elvis Costello is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (FYB4N)
Fuck you, you rotten piece of shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (nDcc3)
Before my time. Was he worse than Carter?
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)
I'm also OK for paying for the rescue of an ice fisherman ONCE.
After that... you're stupid and you deserve to be billed.
That way you'll think about going out ice fishing in the wrong weather.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (J5mC3)
Anybody screw with my piling system gets fired!
Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (LTE9d)
Fuck you, you rotten piece of shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:47 PM (nDcc3)
That's putting it mildly. He not only destroyed but reversed the gains black families had been making up to that point. I hope he is being eternally cornholed by the barbed cock of Satan.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Now that I've got that married woman out of my hair, what's going on with your cousin?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (Mt8T4)
Are you telling me that fights broke out in Jack In The Box thread from earlier today?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (FYB4N)
Elvis Costello is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (FYB4N)
I do love how this blog rolls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:50 PM (92kX2)
You surely remember that I cannot abide a skinny man?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (nUdSA)
I know! But I need to get back down to a reasonable weight if I want to try and get a position in the Guard or Reserve.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (nvMvs)
US Tanks roll into GERMANY to protect against Russian Invasion...
/looks confused, tries to find the Russian German border...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (IDPbH)
Before my time too but I know his history with blacks. Enough for me, fuck him sideways.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (nDcc3)
My first taco was at Jack in the Box decades ago. It was magical.
Then they moved out of the state and I don't think I've had one since.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:52 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:49 PM (nUdSA)
Pffft you'd really like me then.
But tomorrow I begin the path down to 220.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 10:52 PM (D2vc1)
Did Ira show up in the thread?
Does Cooth think Tim is Ira?
I am not trying to be a shit-stirrer, I am just gob-smacked by all this, it makes zero sense.
Cooth didn't insult anyone's wife, for fuck sake. I have never even heard him insult Bill Clinton's wife in a rude way.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (nDcc3)
He got a kick out of summoning aides to speak with him on the crapper taking a dump. It was a power thing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (DW+jj)
US Tanks roll into GERMANY to protect against Russian Invasion...
/looks confused, tries to find the Russian German border...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (qf6WZ)
I hope January 20 gets here before WWIII does...
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
Fuck you, you rotten piece of shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:47
Some special anniversary?
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (FYB4N)
I like you just fine.
220 sounds perfect. Don't go getting all crazy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (LTHVh)
He was banned a while back for accusing commenters of being a certain stalker. He was unbanned on the condition that he not mention said stalker. He supposedly broke that condition.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (FYrz1)
YM Reconstruction.
Texas didn't have much in the way of Union invasions, and they mutually agreed after the war that Sam Houston was right and that aiding the Confederacy was a big stupid folly.
But when they invited the Union troops in - which they did, because too many Texan men had died in other states, so the state was falling apart - the Union troops lorded over the place like it was conquered land. Texans don't like that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (6FqZa)
190 for me
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (qG0hz)
Pooky's Girl talked a lot about what happened on the last thread. Praying morons need to keep praying.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (IDPbH)
The 2017 Phillies might suck even worse, although the infamous Phillies Phold of 1964 would be hard to beat-- proof that LBJ's malignant influence corrupted the entire NL East that year.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (3C9q2)
Big Bother is watching?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:54 PM (nUdSA)
I was at 228 on Friday. The Army wants me at 189, which ain't happening. I figure that if I can get down to 205-210, I'll pass the tape test.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
But tomorrow I begin the path down to 220
---
I actually said this to my doctor:
I realize that at some point in the future, I'm going to get a horrible disease. That disease will cause me to lose a large amount of weight. Once I get over the disease, I will be my ideal weight.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she put some special notes on my chart in regards to that statement.
And was suitably horrified.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (qG0hz)
I never heard what actually happened to Pooky. Can I get a Cliff Notes version?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: vivi at January 08, 2017 10:56 PM (11H2y)
I saw the funniest headline - must have been on one of those 'spoof"
websites - Obama gave himself a medal! What a scream! I'm surprised the
SJW's didn't jump all over it, since that's the kind of thing the
President For Life of some Third World country would do. Right?
---
I'm not sure that was fake.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:56 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (o/90i)
--Didn't read the content, eh?
A Moron through and through.
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2017 10:56 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Mostly out west from what I have seen. Not terrible, I used to like their Ultimate cheeseburger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:56 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 08, 2017 10:57 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:56 PM (J5mC3)
It wasn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:57 PM (92kX2)
Why is it such a big deal if Coothie has a bee in his bonnet about this?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 10:57 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2017 10:57 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she put some special notes on my chart in regards to that statement.
And was suitably horrified.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (J5mC3)
LOL.... I'm 57 years old... 6 ft tall... 220 Lbs....
Last time my Doctor bitched about my weight, I asked him if he'd rather settle it by a foot race? bike race? Snow Skiing? or by how much weight we could lift?
He hasn't mentioned it since...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Made you feel all funny in the privates?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (92kX2)
Oh and if it wasn't for us sophisticated foreigners in Hollyweird making quality entertainment here, all you'd have to watch is football and MMA.
Peace and love (you deplorables).
Posted by: Meryl Strep at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 08, 2017 10:51 PM (qG0hz)
Pooky's Girl talked a lot about what happened on the last thread. Praying morons need to keep praying.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (nvMvs)
It was distressing just to read about it. I really hope they get all the help they need.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (92kX2)
Anyone know the physiological reason for that, btw?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 10:59 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 08, 2017 10:59 PM (CLKfs)
The Army wouldn't take my cousin Jeremy til he got down to 300.
The boy was 6' 10 and looked kinda weaselly to me when he hit that.
189 seems awfully thin. How tall are you?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (nUdSA)
And there's a little green man in my head...
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (FYB4N)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she put some special notes on my chart in regards to that statement.
And was suitably horrified.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 10:55 PM (J5mC3)
Heh. For me to fit the bullshit BMI charts I'd have to get gastric cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
I hear that tonight at the Globes Meryl Streep came out against humans eating Jack-In-The-Box tacos. Traitorous bitch!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (JSovD)
Yes! A continuation of the sex talk last night....now I just gotta find TKAW, Chi, Miley and bebe...........
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (nUdSA)
5' 10".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (7qAYi)
Last time my Doctor bitched about my weight, I asked him if he'd rather settle it by a foot race? bike race? Snow Skiing? or by how much weight we could lift?
He hasn't mentioned it since...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 08, 2017 10:58 PM (qf6WZ)
56 y/o.......6'2" tall......260 at the moment.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (D2vc1)
Why yes Mis. Hum. please make one.
If you have a problem with bannings, take it up with Ace and keep it off the ONT.
Just a suggestion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (In888)
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (qUNWi)
All these years I've been hearing/singing the Kinks' Destroyer a bit wrong.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (FYB4N)
I have to retire early tonight though, after a fine dinner and a great football team.
Yay, Pack!!
(Cowboys next week - Yikes!)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (nUdSA)
I gots to know.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2017 11:02 PM (qUNWi)
Because you forgot your gym shorts.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (E/ibL)
i honestly thought you were in your mid 30's based off of your comments
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (nDcc3)
I was not entertaining a football team tonight - I leave that to Sandra Fluke
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (P8951)
A few months back I asked the Horde whether Glen was singing about a lineman for the phone company or the power company. No one could agree.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (nDcc3)
Dammit, I always miss the good chats.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)
Have to say the script writers and director made it work very well. Two thumbs up ,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH)
i honestly thought you were in your mid 30's based off of your comments
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (nDcc3)
He's young at heart.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (nUdSA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Yup, I've accepted reality, I can have a dog, or I can have a perfectly clean house. I've chosen a dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (FYB4N)
I hear that tonight at the Globes Meryl Streep came out against humans eating Jack-In-The-Box tacos. Traitorous bitch!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Sounds like celebrities are running out of causes, if that's all they got. What, Jack-in-the-Box is guilty of cultural appropriation?
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
music trivia!
by the time I reach Phoenix, where will she be??
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (FYB4N)
In bed with your best friend.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
i honestly thought you were in your mid 30's based off of your comments
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (nDcc3)
Wow....thank you!!
Still young at heart.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (D2vc1)
US Tanks roll into GERMANY to protect against Russian Invasion...
/looks confused, tries to find the Russian German border...
Posted by: Don Q.
Gulp.....
Posted by: Poland at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (pY+s4)
I know. When I was in I was 200-210, and I look back now and I'm amazed at how thin I look. Luckily more of that weight now is muscle.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
They're very good drivers.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)
Citizen journalist 1, National Laughingstocks and their layers of fact checkers 0
It seems that GM has been caught in an out and out lie about where many of the Cruze cars are manufactured that are sold in the US, after Trump tweeted about them being sold in the US without consequence. And of course the MFM dutifully reported the GM claims without a drab of fact checking. Oopsie! #stillnottiredofwinning
http://redstatewatcher.com/article.asp?id=56911
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2017 11:06 PM (gAXee)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
In bed with your best friend.
I don't think that's how the song goes.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (FYB4N)
Oh. It's not a country song then?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
welcome.
Shit now I feel old ha
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:06 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zv2xf7u
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (hVdx9)
singing about a lineman for the phone company or the power company. No
one could agree.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Was he on the county payroll, or was the county his job's territory?
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (XoldI)
Murphy plans to take herd over the mountain instead of down the valley. Too late, herd scattered. Cora the whorehouse/saloon owner is in on it. Evil banker has legal loophole, sez Murphy doesn't own Sheriff's ranch!
Is this an episode of Downton Abbey?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)
I always liked the term "Sportin' women" for prostitutes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (92kX2)
What is your velocity and what is her velocity?
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
WZ has the details
https://tinyurl.com/gtczd3c
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2017 11:09 PM (92kX2)
What is your velocity and what is her velocity?
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2017 11:08 PM (qUNWi)
Laden or unladen? African or European?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Sharp words between the superpowers. Tanks in East Berlin. And now, reports the BBC, rumors of a satellite blackout. It's enough to spoil your continental breakfast.
Posted by: the opening crawl for the game TRINITY at January 08, 2017 11:10 PM (6FqZa)
Oh and if it wasn't for us sophisticated foreigners in Hollyweird making quality entertainment here, all you'd have to watch is football and MMA.
Peace and love (you deplorables).
Posted by: Meryl Strep
Funny, since I watched football, basketball, and then hockey instead of that Narcissist Circle jerk tonight.
Posted by: Poland at January 08, 2017 11:10 PM (pY+s4)
Do pigs shit in their sty?
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2017 11:10 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Mike at January 08, 2017 11:10 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (jrFgU)
He was banned a while back for accusing commenters of being a certain stalker. He was unbanned on the condition that he not mention said stalker. He supposedly broke that condition.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 10:54
He really wasn't that bad but maybe I mssed something.
OK, now I get the 2nd banning. It really was conditional that he stop mentioning Ira and didn't.
In Cooth's defense he never accused anyone of being Ira. Just mentioned the name. I think after the trauma he has been thru he should be unbanned.
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (o/90i)
What is your velocity and what is her velocity?
It's not a math problem!
btw, the fancy formula for velocity is distance over time, or V=d/T.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (jrFgU)
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Riding with Death on the wings of a dragon
Or is this not a metal song?
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (7qAYi)
Hey, I said it was modest.
After 100 rounds of 38spl (158g round-nose lead, 4.2 grains of Trail Boss, for those who care), I'll be back to see if my proposal has earned me calumny and ridicule, or kudos and enconium.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2017 10:43 PM (QDnY+)
yeah, that seems like a great way to get rebanned.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa)
I don't get it. Considering what college costs nowadays, why drag it out so long? I didn't want to spend 7 years in college - I wanted to finish up and get on with life. I knew people who finished up in 3 and a half or even 3 years, and college wasn't nearly as expensive then.
The upside I guess, is that she majored in accounting and not Womyn's studies and Queer Art or something.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (P8951)
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Apparently he thought he was unbanned when the thread started.
Posted by: junior at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:06 PM (nDcc3)
I always thought you were a kid too. You're not? Didn't you just get married?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 08, 2017 11:12 PM (kP16F)
My 53 year old baby sister has been experiencing increasingly serious memory issues, culminating in a fender bender blocks from her home, and she couldn't remember where she was.
I spoke with her husband, a physician, and they are both concerned that it may very well be early-onset Alzheimer's (family history there).
I'm hopeful that it's something less serious, more amenable to treatment.
That they have a 16 year old daughter isn't helping.
Posted by: ibguy at January 08, 2017 11:13 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2017 11:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH)
Wifey and I enjoyed it, too Denzel is just plain good. We were surprised it didn't do better at the box office.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (nvMvs)
I'm 32, soon to be married.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (nDcc3)
OK, now I get the 2nd banning. It really was conditional that he stop mentioning Ira and didn't.
In Cooth's defense he never accused anyone of being Ira. Just mentioned the name. I think after the trauma he has been thru he should be unbanned.
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 11:11 PM (o/90i)
That's what makes it weak. Someone less petty would have recognized that as a throwaway line and let it go.
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (cAnNx)
.........
The rules changed some years ago and an accounting degree for someone wanting a CPA is now min 5 years
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:15 PM (Mt8T4)
Prayers on the way.
Alzheimer's runs in our family too, as does cancer.
I fear Alzheimer's even more.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:15 PM (P8951)
You just reminded how much I miss Metalocalypse.
Great cartoon. I do c-c-c-c-cocaine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUh2EYX-RPE
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:15 PM (FYB4N)
A few months back I asked the Horde whether Glen was singing about a lineman for the phone company or the power company. No one could agree.
Phone company, pretty sure. Haunting song.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 08, 2017 11:16 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2017 11:16 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (nDcc3)
Gotcha, so I was close, had you pegged in your 20's.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:17 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 10:53 PM (o/90i)
--Didn't read the content, eh?
A Moron through and through.
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2017 10:56
What? We're supposed to read the content? That is making this blog too much work.
I usually do, too lazy tonight after a long day of work. I'm tarrdh and just here for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 11:17 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (jrFgU)
Well, that makes sense then, I guess, since she changed her major.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:17 PM (P8951)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Lineman
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (XoldI)
Wichita Lineman - electric company lineman! ("Searchin' in the Sun for another overload...")
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh
But he hears people in the wires?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
If you ever saw me in person and I was fully shaved? I look like I just graduated highschool.
Well maybe not that young anymore but still in college.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: keena at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 11:17 PM (o/90i)
That's what Jack in The Box is for. Well, not so much the giggles part.
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (ro5Th)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:17 PM (D2vc1)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ron Howard at January 08, 2017 11:19 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2017 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
doesn't jack in the box have food concession in the barrel?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:20 PM (Mt8T4)
singing about a lineman for the phone company or the power company. No
one could agree.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Was he on the county payroll, or was the county his job's territory?
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lol
i thought it had to do with the railroad
Posted by: concrete girl at January 08, 2017 11:20 PM (9n9b6)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:01 PM (nDcc3)
You rang?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 11:20 PM (otmJ4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 11:20 PM (otmJ4)
why are you quoting john kerry?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
Chipotle won that contract recently. But don't expect the over-the-counter food. Think dumpster, and a week of aging.
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (iMxBJ)
nooooiiiiiiiiceeee
sex talk died off pretty quickly, someone was asking if anyone from the horde knew why you get that weird feeling in your nether regions when you hit that weightless feeling going down fast.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (nDcc3)
That makes me tend to leave my sleeping bag rolled up and stashed behind your couch
And it's knowing I'm not shackled by forgotten words and bonds, and the inkstains that are dried upon some line
That keeps you in the back roads by the rivers of my memory, it keeps you ever gentle on my mind
It's not clinging to the rocks and ivy planted on their columns now that bind me
Or something that somebody said because they thought we fit together walking
It's just knowing that the world will not be cursing or forgiving when I walk along some railroad track and find
That you're moving on the back roads by the rivers of my memory, and for hours you're just gentle on my mind
Though the wheat fields and the clotheslines and the junkyards and the highways come between us
And some other woman's crying to her mother 'cause she turned and I was gone
I still might run in silence, tears of joy might stain my face, and the summer sun might burn me 'til I'm blind
But not to where I cannot see you walking on the back roads, by the rivers flowing gentle on my mind
I dip my cup of soup back from a gurgling cracklin' cauldron in some trainyard
My beard a roughening coal pile and a dirty hat pulled low across my face
Through cupped hands around the tin can, I pretend to hold you to my breast and find
that you're waiting from the back roads by the rivers of my memories, ever smiling, ever gentle on my mind
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsP
Yeah. Wtf, I just got here!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 11:23 PM (otmJ4)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 08, 2017 11:23 PM (kP16F)
That song came out while I was a sophomore in college. My friends and I played it constantly. Glen Campbell had a way with lyrics. Great musical sense. I had no idea at the time what a real guitar talent he was.
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2017 11:23 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:24 PM (ro5Th)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2017 11:24 PM (gAXee)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 11:23 PM (otmJ4)
they had one job
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Artistic license, perhaps. Song lyrics only make sense if the wires are phone wires.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: ibguy at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
Mr. McBeevee!
I miss him. My only true friend.
Posted by: Ron Howard
He goes through the trees wearing a silver hat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (XoldI)
Attributed to von Neumann by Enrico Fermi, as quoted by Freeman Dyson in "A meeting with Enrico Fermi" in Nature 427 (22 January 2004) p. 297
Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
you should make a point not to read articles about herpes and guys getting gangraped in prison.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (dnWSK)
After all this Jack In the Box talk, I'm gonna have to go try some this week.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
If you like cheesecake, try theirs.
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:27 PM (ro5Th)
Posted by: ELO at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (7qAYi)
I'd say that would make my top 5 saddest songs list.
Other sad songs?
Definitely this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LVXR6rjXs
(it's Mr Bojangles, if you didn't already guess)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Miss Kitty at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (39g3+)
Normal people would think The Wreck of The Edward Fitzsimmons is sad. I don't. I think the song is hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:29 PM (cPsPa)
No great loss. It was awful. Never could understand why Eastwood wasted his time on it.
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2017 11:29 PM (JSovD)
I'd say that would make my top 5 saddest songs list.
Other sad songs?
Definitely this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LVXR6rjXs
(it's Mr Bojangles, if you didn't already guess)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (FYB4N)
That is one of the saddest songs ever. Baby Jane by Leon Russell ranks number one on my sad song chart.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 11:29 PM (ZO497)
Glen Campbell's daughter Ashley and The Band Perry both have great renditions of Gentle On My Mind.
Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2017 11:29 PM (CLKfs)
You were a whore. But you got out of the business and bought the Longbranch, so...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (TRzoP)
Park City, Utah and Aspen, Colorado.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: keena at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (RiTnx)
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Was that Bridges of Madison County? I understand it was an adaptation of a novel that was popular at the time.
Posted by: junior at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (dnWSK)
There's a true story about that, from San Francisco. Someone pointed out that it was hard to find bathrooms in San Francisco. So they figured they'd put some Porta-potties on the street. Nice inexpensive solution, right?BUT...that wouldn't work for people in wheelchairs, so they had to be big porta-potties. BUT...if you put big porta potties on the street, homeless people would just sleep in them. So you have a really fancy Porta-pottie that opens its door automatically after 20 minutes. Now they are super-expensive, but they spent a huge amount of money and put them out there. The junkies immediately recognized them as the perfect place to shoot up. They were sold for pennies on the dollar.
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:29 PM (cPsPa)
I do so I can wear the long underwear more than once before washing.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:31 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)
https://youtu.be/ubKUP8c0FHE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:31 PM (39g3+)
I started at 235# (I am 5"11" but have a large frame) and have lost two belt notches so far. (Don't have a scale, so going by the way my clothes fit.)
That's the way to do it -- the scale is meaningless, mostly.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:31 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
you should make a point not to read articles about herpes and guys getting gangraped in prison.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
That turned dark fast.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:32 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:06
She never mentioned his name, but she roundly condemned him for "her community". Bitch, who really doesn't understand the country that made her a millionaire.
It's her free speech right to take this stage and use it for politics. It's my right to never buy anything this leftist idiot puts out for sale.
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 11:32 PM (o/90i)
Galaktikon
https://youtu.be/6_FhwS43IYE?t=4m3s
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2017 11:32 PM (VdICR)
That's the way to do it -- the scale is meaningless, mostly.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:31 PM (FYB4N)
you lost notches in your belt? how do you get unfucked?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh0F2sMcr_4
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 08, 2017 11:32 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:33 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:22 PM (nDcc3)
What's the point of going down if it's so fast you achieve weightlessness? Nobody is going to enjoy that. Not to mention inducing hurlishness.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 11:33 PM (otmJ4)
...you grew up eating expired cat food and rotted pork for every meal and don't know any better
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
Too late.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:33 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:33 PM (jrFgU)
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Well, I recognized the song you were referencing immediately.
So.. I think it's all good.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 11:33 PM (J5mC3)
Well, OK, I didn't LOSE them, but I can wear my belt two notches tighter. Nitpicker.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:34 PM (ro5Th)
Posted by: keena at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (RiTnx
Large Baskin Robins Milkshake is 7 bucks and 2000 calories. But it's the bomb.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:34 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2017 11:34 PM (CLKfs)
Yup. Book was crapful also. I thought Eastwood's involvement in the movie would somehow improve upon the novel. I was mistaken.
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2017 11:34 PM (JSovD)
That weird feeling when you drop in an elevator? It's due to the upset of your balance system and is all related to motion sickness, sea sickness, and vertigo. You've got these little "rocks" in your ears that tell your brain which way is down, and respond to inertial forces due to acceleration.
Now, your brain also uses visual clues, naturally using your surroudings as a reference frame. When you're inside an elevator, you experience some little inertial "blips", which the balance system detects. But your visual reference frame doesn't agree that you're moving.
The result of that is motion sickness and related. If you go into space, once in free fall, you're gonna be weightless and you'll get "space sickness", until you adapt. The "vomit comet" is a training thing which first introduces one to longer than momentary weightlessness.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (IDPbH)
yeah, that was my thought to though I had a hunting buddy who would go long johns only. guess it didi not matter since he probably only had one pair of underwear and one pair of long johns and was not the type to do laundry weekly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZHIoaapmE
Here's Glen and John performing it together:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svI0X19AFfQ
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (FYB4N)
Fitzgerald, big guy.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Michael Moore at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (iMxBJ)
Islams biggest prob is they don't celebrate women
no boobehs
no smiles
just rape and violence
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But it works for them, beause they've been inbred for hundreds of years, and their method of raising children is, at best, highly, highly disfunctional and borders abuse.
So really, in their world, the rape and the violence is a feature not a bug.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (jrFgU)
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Was that Bridges of Madison County? I understand it was an adaptation of a novel that was popular at the time.
Posted by: junior at January 08, 2017 11:30 PM (j+Rx3)
Let me guess. An Oprah book club pick?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (0mRoj)
G'night.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (FYB4N)
Fitzgerald, big guy.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:35 PM (D2vc1)
Edmund, as well.
Posted by: ELO at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
Might have been a moneymaker so he could do his own thing, but I don't know. Favor to Meryl Streep, maybe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (39g3+)
Germany had 'em first.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (v5iqM)
yep, that is exactly where that goes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:28 PM (FYB4N)
You may have a point.
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
So you're saying it was big, right?
With a crew and good captain well seasoned
Salt? Pepper? Thyme?
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Might have been a moneymaker so he could do his own thing, but I don't know. Favor to Meryl Streep, maybe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (39g3+)
so he could schtup streep.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (D2vc1)
I think all of the amusement parks have the falling elevator ride. I'm sure there are some puke stains around each one.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (IDPbH)
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"Evil seeks to maintain power by suppressing the truth."
-- Mister Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead"
Quote VI
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[In response to Obama's Pentagon Medal:] "Sounds about right for a president who bombed 7 nations and
became the first in U.S. history to be at war every single day of his
eight year administration."
-- Ron Paul
Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (mt8X9)
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John Bell Hood literally gave an arm and a leg.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (Nwg0u)
I know exactly how he felt.
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
Salt? Pepper? Thyme?
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Salt.... of course...
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (39g3+)
Don't be silly. Food poisoning at the DQ is an American rite of passage.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:38 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:39 PM (ro5Th)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:39 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I LOVE Dairy Queen. I've never had any issues with any food there. DQ's are hard to locate here in NoVA but they are every where in PA. Love them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (di1hb)
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Never had it at DQ.
However.... I had a really bad experience with McDonalds that ended up with a car ferry being delayed. Will not eat there to this day.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (J5mC3)
an elevator dropping out from under you is now weightlessness?
how?
I get love in an elevator but not this
??
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (nDcc3)
What did you think I was going to do with a low hanging curve like that? I'm shocked no one else is running with it. It's like I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (otmJ4)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:39 PM (ro5Th)
In other words, American mommy porn.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:41 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa)
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"Her community"? Bubble-headed big mouths?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (IDPbH)
Might have been a moneymaker so he could do his own thing, but I don't know. Favor to Meryl Streep, maybe.
Probably lost a bet and did the movie so he wouldn't have to sleep with her.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (IcT7t)
In other words, American mommy porn.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:41 PM (tPC7s)
With Merrel Streep instead of a MILF.....
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (jrFgU)
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Never had it at DQ.
However.... I had a really bad experience with McDonalds that ended up with a car ferry being delayed. Will not eat there to this day.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 11:40 PM (J5mC3)
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (tPC7s)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (IDPbH)
So is Buffalo, but they have the good sense to brag about their chicken wings instead.
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2017 11:43 PM (XoldI)
Yeah, I was taking out the garbage for pickup tomorrow, if they make it out in the snow ice.
Other than that, I'm just trying to keep my head above water, so to speak.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2017 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)
In other words, American mommy porn.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:41 PM (tPC7s)
With Merrel Streep instead of a MILF.....
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (qf6WZ)
I was thinking more along the lines of the 50 shades target audience and Ace.
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:44 PM (tPC7s)
the church that Charles Martel is buried in is surrounded by moslem ghettos near Pairs according to Mark Steyn
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:44 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Since one line line of the song is "searchin' in the sun for another overload", I will go with power lineman, since telephone lines aren't subject to overloads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (ro5Th)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (kP16F)
Thank you so much.
We lost our mother to AD almost 9 years ago. Just can't imagine losing my baby sis to it now.
Really hoping and praying it's something else.
Posted by: ibguy at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:44 PM (tPC7s)
50 shades of doctor doolittle
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (tPC7s)
OK, are you Irish or just kinda weird?
I forget, must take notes here at AOSHQ.
Disclaimer: may be too drunk to take notes
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 11:46 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:46 PM (39g3+)
You're standing in an elevator. It drops. There is no force countering gravity on you. You are briefly weightless, or weigh much less than you normally do, until the elevator reaches it's normal speed. Which will happen very quickly.
When you go up, you will be briefly feel more than 1g, as you must be accelerated upwards against gravity.
If you jump off a building, you'll be in free fall briefly, until air resistance becomes appreciable, which happens fairly quickly, IIRC.
When you jump up and down, you usually don't get that funny feeling, because your visual input agrees with your balance system that you are moving.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2017 11:46 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Pepe at January 08, 2017 11:45 PM (tPC7s)
the subliminal effects of that cannot be good for you.
night.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:46 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2017 11:46 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Gunsmoke
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Does Murphy wear a white hat?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 11:47 PM (ZO497)
G'night.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2017 11:36 PM (MZcWR)
Dude. I feel you, just remember you have us.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Please do not think too poorly of me.
In 2015, I quit a gig where I was on retainer. I'm not upset I quit; it was the right thing to do, and I got to tell the boss who was the biggest problem exactly what I thought. That was satisfying.
BTW, I have excellent verbal skills and took debate in high school and college. They do not have those skills.
Because we're in the same industry, I was required to have contact with them last year. It was horrible for problem boss, who sounded like he was having a breakdown when I had to talk to him.
Fast forward to this past summer/ fall. I have a fairly physically demanding part-time summer gig. It was the summer of sciatica and bursitis. Then... we found out this fall, the venue was closing. Did I mention my car now has a cardiologist?
Well, the week after Christmas, I sent the idiots a note saying that I would be available to do freelance work for them, and that since we'd have minimal contact, we would be unlikely to have the same issues we had in the past.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM (FYB4N)
Posted by: booknlass at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there
Most people no longer watch that crap, and guess why. Do those people honestly think that we all sit around with baited breath, waiting to hear them spew their political views?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM (+lVUW)
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Mr. Bo Bama? Hell, he ate the damn dog!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2017 11:04 PM (sdi6R)
Seriously, we need to find a way to fund some mouthy asshole to buy a ticket to events like that, so that when Meryl Streep pops up and lets a clanger like that escape her piehole, he can jump up and shout, "Jesus Christ, Meryl, you're a stupid cunt!" Of course he'd get thrown out, but it would be totally worth it.
(and not just Meryl; there's a plethora of moonbats of both genders to which it's applicable)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 11:49 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at January 08, 2017 11:49 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)
sun for another overload", I will go with power lineman, since
telephone lines aren't subject to overloads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
I'm sorry, all circuits are busy. Please hang up and try your call again later.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2017 11:49 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 11:50 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: ibguy at January 08, 2017 11:50 PM (vUcdz)
ticket to events like that, so that when Meryl Streep pops up and lets a
clanger like that escape her piehole, he can jump up and shout, "Jesus
Christ, Meryl, you're a stupid cunt!" Of course he'd get thrown out, but
it would be totally worth it.
(and not just Meryl; there's a plethora of moonbats of both genders to which it's applicable)
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That's a crowdfunding project I could get behind!
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 08, 2017 11:51 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:51 PM (IDPbH)
I hate the awards shows because they seem like they are accepting awards for curing cancer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 08, 2017 11:51 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:51 PM (jrFgU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818149815313952773
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818149898084380673
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818149981542551552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818150060001292289
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818150138887733250
Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2017 11:52 PM (Ya7zs)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818150251739680769
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818150346551869440
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818150435097866240
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/818150520439377920
Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2017 11:53 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:51 PM (IDPbH)
Is that the one with the guy playing a piano on roller skates? Or the one where I was hoping that Holly Hunter, who I usually really like, would just drown already and get it over with?
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:53 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 11:53 PM (eeTCA)
singing about a lineman for the phone company or the power company. No
one could agree.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Was he on the county payroll, or was the county his job's territory?
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lol
i thought it had to do with the railroad
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I thought he was selling coke.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 08, 2017 11:53 PM (Nwg0u)
1st, Saving the world by stripping young female cosplayers of their clothes in public; or
2nd, A Japanese "Salaryman" reincarnated as a magic wielding Aryan proto-NAZI loli?
Posted by: What the Hat? at January 08, 2017 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: otho at January 08, 2017 11:54 PM (lmIoG)
* Jack in the Box. Order "off menu". Ultimate Cheeseburger with Bacon, on Sourdough bread. You'll die happy as your heart valves slam shut as you finish the thing.
* I've yet to find fast food fries as good as the olde McD fries, done in beef tallow. They should tell PETA to fk off, and go back to the tallow. Their sales would skyrocket.
* 58, 5'10", 211 lb, getting back down to 190. Porked up over the holidays. My own damn fault, my own good cooking. And plenty of it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2017 11:54 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2017 11:54 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (P8951)
I always thought they were on Sophia Loren's chest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (bG+ug)
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Isn't this basically the plot of the video game Akiba's Trip?
Posted by: junior at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (j+Rx3)
I almost bawled during that movie, tough to watch for me.
On that happy note, night horde.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (TRzoP)
Came the wreck of the Ronald McDonald"
The searches all say they'd have made Hamburglar Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 11:56 PM (W6Ch1)
I think it had more to do with selling their product around the world in places like India than any protests by some splinter group. They wanted them vegetarian. But overall all their product is worse. Dry buns, high school cafeteria fries, tasteless burgers, its just a waste of money. only thing that's the same is fillet-o-fish
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2017 11:54 PM (v5iqM)
You can buy beef tallow. You can buy a french fry cutter that attaches to your counter with suction cups. Put the two together, double-fry the fries, and you will have French Fry magic. I'm not speculating, I actually did this, and it was heavenly.
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: navybrat at January 08, 2017 11:56 PM (w7KSn)
I like the original Point Break better than the remake
I really like the original Red Dawn but in a lot of ways the remake is a better movie
Posted by: Original Jake at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Donna
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Me either. I thought that they were already dead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (P8951)
I always thought they were on Sophia Loren's chest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (bG+ug)
Yeah.... really sounds like it should be an award for the top Paid Stripper... or best Porno....
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (qf6WZ)
That's cause I was in Breakaway.
It was a two week stent. He was high as a kite.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Yeah, I screwed up and bought a ticket to that debacle. It was a romantic story about a ho who cheats on her husband because he and the kids take her for granted. She didn't feel appreciated. It would have been much better if Clint had said to her, "Grow up, bitch."
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (+lVUW)
Don't know if you were joking, but it's the one about the Warsaw Ghetto as told by a famous Jewish pianist.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (P8951)
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Hollywood smugfest. I watch, so you won't have to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (TRzoP)
The End
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (Mt8T4)
So sorry for your loss - what a horrible disease.
If there's any silver lining, it's that there are more treatments available now than when Mom had it.
Posted by: ibguy at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2017 11:59 PM (Ya7zs)
Plus it would be entertaining as shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 08, 2017 11:59 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2017 11:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2017 11:57 PM (IDPbH)
Oh. I was joking, but not intending to joke about something like that. I thought you were talking about some movie I remember seeing promos for, where a guy was playing the piano while he and the piano kept moving around the whole time. I think he was in a cruise ship. Sorry if I gave offense.
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2017 12:00 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 08, 2017 11:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Well, her community is her, her husband, their coterie that takes care of appointments and business things, and the hired staff that takes care of the CT estate for her.
The army of domestics and gardeners, you know. They all agree that Trump is horrible, and will deport them. But they are obedient so it is a good deal. So much more observant of the small things, and a much better deal that the staff at Brentwood.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2017 12:00 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2017 12:00 AM (XoldI)
Came the wreck of the Ronald McDonald"
The searches all say they'd have made Hamburglar Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
Posted by: Willy J. at January 08, 2017 11:56 PM (W6Ch1)
They might have gone large
or they might have super sized
but the syrup was out
so it sprayed water....
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 09, 2017 12:00 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:00 AM (ZO497)
Whiskey Lullabye by Brad Paisley.
Guy catches his woman screwing another man and drinks himself to death. Then she drinks herself to death out of guilt.
At least they didn't have a dog that drank itself to death. That would have been too sad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2017 12:01 AM (+lVUW)
only thing that's the same is fillet-o-fish
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Which went way up in price.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2017 12:01 AM (IqV8l)
Oh no offense. Actually I didn't want to offend as at aos you never know when someone is asking serious question or making a joke.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
No, the people who ate there recently do.
Posted by: jwpaine at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (hoJm7)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
..........
dude
5'10-210 are not bad numbers if you are strong
what is your Dead Lift?
Pro tip:
you want to grow old peacefully?
get strong, Rippetoe Strong
all the ailments of old people , other than memory, are lack of strength issues
Posted by: Original Jake at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (TRzoP)
Surprised there isn't already a country song, "My Dog Drank Itself To Death..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (u8kLQ)
• Clean off your desk day??? Need more like a week, at least.
• Waive the White Flag and lets start over again.
You mean weave the White Flag and lus't start over, right?
(My inner Schoolmarm is drunk tonight.)
• can't have nice things
Like webpage listicles that don't require Javascripple to be on. Too bad. I might've liked to have read the list.
• Patents that have expired.
I was a bit concerned and confused, until I realized it said patents, not parents...
• ...As if the idea was to bring us inside the music itself.
Meanwhile, their partners were picking pockets and rifling through purses...
Happy evening you Morons you!
Posted by: mindful webworker - I coulda been #1 if I had been here earlier... at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (0mP7b)
Posted by: ibguy at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (vUcdz)
To many Trumptacular Celebration Libations are the culpret brother......
There are far, far.....worse things. ;-)
As an aside..... Hardee's finally got on the fuckin ball and startin offerin egg on their Chicken biscuits.....with Swiss and BACON of course.....
But for years that was our "custom" special.....
TasteBudTacularness to MAX!!!!!.
Hope All's Well in HordonLand.....
Best to everyone......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 09, 2017 12:03 AM (YMv4j)
Guy catches his woman screwing another man and drinks himself to death. Then she drinks herself to death out of guilt.
At least they didn't have a dog that drank itself to death. That would have been too sad.
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PETA sued to make sure that the dog verse was left off of the album.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:03 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2017 12:03 AM (CLKfs)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2017 12:04 AM (CLKfs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2017 12:04 AM (cPsPa)
So, if you close your eyes on in an elevator or on a roller coaster...?
I suspect the short duration of the zero g is why.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 09, 2017 12:04 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (TRzoP)
Thank you.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 09, 2017 12:04 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2017 11:55 PM (bG+ug)
They were my friend.
Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2017 12:05 AM (LTE9d)
I filed down a burr on my bridge saddle, and took a trip to Guitar Center, my least favorite place. I was pissed off the entire time. I'm out fifty bucks because I broke strings that are ten times the diameter of the ones I should be worried about.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 12:05 AM (VdICR)
original is always better than the remake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2017 12:04 AM
Not always. Usually, though.
Posted by: otho at January 09, 2017 12:05 AM (lmIoG)
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With the occasional exception.
The Maltese Falcon and Ben Hur come to mind.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:05 AM (j+Rx3)
Gunsmoke used to have some big stars guest-star. Anybody famous play Miss Missle-tits?
Posted by: davidt
The movie Gunsmoke he is watching has nothing at all to do with the TV series Gunsmoke.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045847
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047736
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2017 12:05 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:06 AM (qUNWi)
original is always better than the remake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2017 12:04 AM (cPsPa)
Dammit, I know I should be able to come up with counterexamples for both of these. All I can manage at the moment is this: wasn't the Bogart Maltese Falcon a remake?
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2017 12:06 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:07 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 09, 2017 12:07 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:07 AM (FYB4N)
The Shining might have been a bit better than the book.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2017 12:08 AM (iMxBJ)
But there are films better than the source, yeah. Blade Runner, for example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2017 12:09 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2017 12:09 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2017 11:49 PM (w+Jhj)
Heh. But an overloaded power line might have physical manifestations, like glowing red hot. A telephone line never carries enough current to fail from that cause.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 12:10 AM (bG+ug)
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My comment above wasn't a reference to the novel. The film version with Bogart was (iirc) the third film that had been made of it.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:10 AM (j+Rx3)
Omega Man is also a remake, no?
3 movies.
First one was Last man on Earth, Vincent Price
Then, Omega Man, Heston
Latest remake is I am Legend (title same as the novel), Will Smith
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 09, 2017 12:10 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2017 12:06 AM (iMxBJ)
No, it was a surprisingly close rendering of the original novel by Dashiel Hammett. Hammett was the prime writer on the screenplay too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2017 12:11 AM (xNowh)
The Champ was better
Reboot of Judge Dredd was better.
Can't think of any others.,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:11 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2017 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
Sort of. They made two really godawful versions before it and mangled the story immensely, so much so that they weren't really the Maltese Falcon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2017 12:11 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 09, 2017 12:11 AM (di1hb)
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Bogart's version was the second time that it had been released as a film (I said third above, but that's incorrect). So yeah, it was a remake too.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:13 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:13 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 09, 2017 12:13 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2017 12:13 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2017 12:13 AM (IqV8l)
Prayers for a successful surgery, and a quick and full healing for the little guy.
Posted by: ibguy at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (vUcdz)
"The Thing(1982)" is actually better than the book "Who Goes There"... which takes some doing, though it's a close call. "Full Metal Jacket" is better than "The Short Timers".
Posted by: otho at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (lmIoG)
Came the wreck of the Ronald McDonald"
The searches all say they'd have made Hamburglar Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
laughed myself sneezy.
Glen Campbell played guitar for some of the best music in the 60s and 70s--as part of the Wreckin' Crew, I think it was called. saw that in a Netflix docu. i really like the lyrics to Gentle on My Mind; they're poetic.
Posted by: booknlass at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (IDPbH)
Other sad songs?
(it's Mr Bojangles, if you didn't already guess)*
About 45 years ago my parents took me to see Sammy Davis Jr. at a theater in the round place. I will never forget his rendition of that song. It was superb. I was only about 15 and the mannerisms, the way he did the song with line breaks - almost speaking it - the oh so natural dance steps...Sammy made me really feel what it was like to be as old as I am now.
Off to my youtube saved Favorites.
Posted by: cfomahm at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: otho at January 09, 2017 12:15 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2017 12:15 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 09, 2017 12:15 AM (di1hb)
5'10-210 are not bad numbers if you are strong
what is your Dead Lift?
Pro tip:
you want to grow old peacefully?
get strong, Rippetoe Strong
all the ailments of old people , other than memory, are lack of strength issues
Posted by: Original Jake at January 09, 2017 12:02 AM (jrFgU)
Last few years, my dead lift has been an 80 lb. bundle of roofing shingles, which are tough to wrangle, cause they're flexible, lack a handle, are clumsy to carry up a ladder, and leave ya painful at the end of the day.
After that skylight fall a year ago September, my right shoulder is compromised. I've built it back up to where I can sling 50 to 70 lb. pieces of luggage, repeatedly. But hurt at the end of the day.
My core is still strong, my balance, arm strength and leverage across my frame are well above standard. And I have off-the-chart hand strength, even now.
My legs are still in great shape. Ladders will do that for ya. Back in High School, I could max out the leg press on the Universal machine. 950 lb. And I weighed 155 at the time.
Riding bicycles constantly and everywhere, all over the hills in San Diego, CA tend to put some legs on you. And, I've stayed in shape pretty much my whole life.
I'll get my 38 in. waist back down to 34", and be very happy.
I wear a 48 regular suit, and even if I lose down to 190, that'll likely only drop to a 44 at the smallest. Likely stay at 46. Shirt is 18 neck, 33-1/2 sleeve. I have to buy 'em with 34 sleeves, and get 'em taken up a bit to fit just right.
Bicycling is my best all around workout. I need to get me one, again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 09, 2017 12:15 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2017 12:16 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:17 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2017 12:00 AM (XoldI)
I have no idea who this actress was. She was shorter that Audi Murphy and had straight black hair, along with a magnificent, in your face rack. This was the first and only 2 hr movie episode of Gunsmoke! after it was a radio show, and before it became a regular tv production. As far as I know, its the only one starring Audi Murphy.
Btw, James Arness was hired only after John Wayne turned the role down and recommened Arness.
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 09, 2017 12:17 AM (Mt8T4)
It had rap music.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:17 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (IDPbH)
--It was a remake of the Hong Kong film Infernal Affairs.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (IDPbH)
ticket to events like that, so that when Meryl Streep pops up and lets a
clanger like that escape her piehole, he can jump up and shout, "Jesus
Christ, Meryl, you're a stupid cunt!" Of course he'd get thrown out, but
it would be totally worth it.
I don't think they sell tickets to those things. But, from what I understand, they need to keep the seats full so that when the camera pans over the audience, you aren't seeing empty seats. IIRC they either use volunteers or paid people to sit in a seat when one of the actors leaves to go onstage or for a potty break.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (ZO497)
The Champ was better
Reboot of Judge Dredd was better.
Can't think of any others.,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:11 AM (IDPbH)
Dredd with Karl Urban was a better film than Stallone's Judge Dredd, by several orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (0mRoj)
US Tanks roll into GERMANY to protect against Russian Invasion...
/looks confused, tries to find the Russian German border...
Posted by: Don Q.
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Gulp.....
Posted by: Poland at January 08, 2017 11:05 PM (pY+s4)
For anyone bored but wondering about all that, I'll leave this here: https://tinyurl.com/jsnybob
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (GUBah)
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According to Wiki, the part of Rita Saxon was played by Susan Cabot.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: Zettai R'lyeh at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at January 08, 2017 11:49
I remember that Mrs JTB. Glad I could maybe help you on that trip.
Now I've got my Dad to worry about. He might be showing early signs or maybe I'm just paranoid.
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Yeah, they really do wallow in self-importance, don't they.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2017 12:20 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: MAx at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (/RZxG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (cNlI+)
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Speaking of which, my local game store has a card game that appears to be based on the original Hong Kong film. It's called "Internal Affairs". Looks like it might be interesting, though since I'm jobless and broke at the moment I won't be checking it out for now.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (j+Rx3)
"And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the Ronald McDonald"
The searches all say they'd have made Hamburglar Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
Ha!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2017 11:53 PM (iMxBJ)
So, "Titanic", only with a piano?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (cNlI+)
Hoboken.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2017 12:22 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:17 AM (qUNWi)
Are you fvcking serious?
There is no hope for the world....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:17 AM (qUNWi)
Are you fvcking serious?
There is no hope for the world....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (rF0hx)
Did the chariot wheels have spinning rims too?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: booknlass at January 09, 2017 12:14 AM (hNFnI)
That's one of my staple karaoke songs. Love that one.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (GUBah)
Missile Tits was Susan Cabot
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2017 11:48 PM
That sounds like a LOT of fun! Be well bro.
T
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: JT Marlin at January 09, 2017 12:24 AM (TRzoP)
For anyone bored but wondering about all that, I'll leave this here: https://tinyurl.com/jsnybob
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:19 AM (GUBah)
Then... uh... wouldn't it be just a bit smarter to deploy in Poland? Kind of about 425 Miles closer to the potential front?
Seeing as how Poland IS a member of NATO?
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 09, 2017 12:24 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (+lVUW)
I am sure that someone who had some inside knowledge of Hollywood could finagle a good seat, especially with a little funding. Make a donation to some star's favorite charity, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 12:24 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2017 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: MAx at January 09, 2017 12:21 AM (/RZxG)
Does this require a response?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2017 12:25 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:25 AM (cNlI+)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:25 AM (FYB4N)
I have no idea what the music was.
But it's kinda sad that it's actually believable.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:26 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2017 12:18 AM (0mRoj)
Absolutely!
I really enjoyed the new one. The old...not so much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 12:26 AM (rF0hx)
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Or dragged behind a chariot. Take your pick.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:26 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: MAx at January 09, 2017 12:26 AM (/RZxG)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2017 12:25 AM (xNowh)
No...it does not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 12:27 AM (rF0hx)
Well by gosh he did it acoustic and I did not leave. It was fabulous. Nothing like the commercial radio version.
Posted by: cfomahm at January 09, 2017 12:27 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 09, 2017 12:07 AM (jrFgU)
Omega Man is also a remake, no?
3 movies.
First one was Last man on Earth, Vincent Price
Then, Omega Man, Heston
Latest remake is I am Legend (title same as the novel), Will Smith
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 09, 2017 12:10 AM (di1hb)
In both cases, all of the movies were adaptations of literature.
Posted by: The Literary Hat at January 09, 2017 12:27 AM (vBeA5)
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Gatsby is always atrocious, imo. I've never understood why people love the novel. I had to read it over and over and over again in school and college, and I hated it just as much the first time I read it as I did the last time I read it.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:27 AM (j+Rx3)
So behind a chariot is too good a fate for those idiots.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (cNlI+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 12:23 AM
It shouldn't be doing that. You using electronic tuner to zero in? What type of bass is it? Make-model-age.
Posted by: otho at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (lmIoG)
Seeing as how Poland IS a member of NATO?
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 09, 2017 12:24 AM (qf6WZ)
Germany already has the land for multi-national training on a large scale. It's been a long time since there was that level of joint training, so everyone's a bit rusty. Really what this amounts to is a new version of REFORGER.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (GUBah)
It was fabulous. Nothing like the commercial radio version.
Really?
I'll take your word for it, but I can't imagine it being a huge difference.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (FYB4N)
So behind a chariot is too good a fate for those idiots.
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Who said anything about being dead?
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (39g3+)
Everyone associated with that movie needs to be sent to the galleys.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:25 AM (cNlI+)
Worked for Shakespeare...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tjF0bzAi4
Posted by: The Shakespearian Hat at January 09, 2017 12:29 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: booknlass at January 09, 2017 12:30 AM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at January 09, 2017 12:30 AM (GsAUU)
Someday we'll know why Morgan Freeman needed to be cast in all these movies..
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:30 AM (FYB4N)
https://youtu.be/ecEK6llcucA
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2017 12:31 AM (hpBLm)
Ever since I heard this version, every time anyone mentions Gordon Lightfoot I can't help be start laughing.
NSFW for lyrics: https://youtu.be/uWrgDAskBMY
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:31 AM (GUBah)
Pic of Susan Cabot, just for reference, yikes : http://tinyurl.com/jbu29r5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:29 AM (ZO497)
Holy Intercontinental, Batman!
Posted by: Robin at January 09, 2017 12:31 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:31 AM (cNlI+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:32 AM (IDPbH)
The army of domestics and gardeners, you know. They all agree that Trump is horrible, and will deport them. But they are obedient so it is a good deal. So much more observant of the small things, and a much better deal that the staff at Brentwood.
Posted by: Kindltot
Be fair, if it weren't for the illegals, they'd have to pay a lot more for the servants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2017 12:32 AM (+lVUW)
Ibguy: your family's in my prayers.
Posted by: voiceover at January 09, 2017 12:32 AM (9QWo+)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2017 12:33 AM (xNowh)
Posted by: booknlass at January 09, 2017 12:30 AM (hNFnI)
Once you have the timing and phrasing down it's pretty easy. It took me awhile.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:33 AM (GUBah)
The remake is John Carpenter plus some groovy SFX.
The original had better dialog & character development and was minimalist in its SFX...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at January 09, 2017 12:33 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: junior at January 09
Agreed. it feeds the idea that it's desirable to be vapid, rich, cruel, and dishonest. Elites!
Posted by: booknlass at January 09, 2017 12:34 AM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 12:34 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2017 11:30
Am I on the pet thread? Did bojangles dog up and died? I'm lost here.
Which is not unusual. Be well all. I'm off for another drink, who knows if I make it back tonight.
But I lurve ya'll. Somma the smarter summa bitches I've seen around the net.
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2017 12:34 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:35 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:35 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:36 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:35 AM
Yep.
Posted by: otho at January 09, 2017 12:36 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:28 AM (GUBah)
But when we were doing Reforger, East Germany was right next door.... not a couple of countries away...
and we were training IN the terrain we were going to defend...
Annnnnddddd... most of those Joint training areas? are no longer available from what I hear...
Posted by: Don Q., retired Salty Sea Dog at January 09, 2017 12:36 AM (qf6WZ)
It cost $100 million to make the 2016 Ben-Hur.
Worldwide it only took in $94 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:36 AM (cNlI+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2017 12:37 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2017 12:38 AM (hpBLm)
Yeltsin is still alive?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:38 AM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 12:39 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 12:36 AM (qUNWi)
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Booty Snatchers 2: Five Alarm Fuckfest took the series in a wholly unexpected direction.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 12:39 AM (TRzoP)
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Palp posted a YouTube link up above. I'm guessing that Boris shows up in it.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:39 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2017 11:56 PM (39g3+)
Which they only have during Lent!
Posted by: Shep at January 09, 2017 12:40 AM (brIR5)
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I suspect that if Obama tried to start a shooting war at this point, the military would balk.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:40 AM (j+Rx3)
Some of the area is still used, IIRC. Also, I believe there are plans for other training in Poland as well. Part of the thought behind (I think) in them going to Germany is so the MSM can't say we're "massing on the Russian border (and they'll be talking about Kaliningrad)", even though they'll insinuate it anyway.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:40 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 12:41 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2017 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2017 12:41 AM (hpBLm)
That was funny as hell and now I'll probably hear those words from now on. Thanks (not a sarcastic thanks a real one)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 12:42 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Momentarily, I thought this was more Gunsmoke commentary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:42 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:42 AM (IDPbH)
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We used to have a BK not far from where I live.
It is with great amusement that I occasionally contemplate the fact that the local BK (part of a chain that once had "rainbow" wrapping on burgers in celebration of LGBTQ) got replaced by a Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:42 AM (j+Rx3)
Kitty has landed on my lap, and is subjecting me to a vicious cuddling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 12:41 AM (bG+ug)
Whoa...
Posted by: Festus at January 09, 2017 12:43 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2017 12:43 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)
Yeah someone did a study and found the soda dispensers have more bacteria than the toilets
Posted by: MAx at January 09, 2017 12:43 AM (/RZxG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:43 AM (IDPbH)
Yeah, she does that to me, too.
Posted by: Sheriff Matt Dillon at January 09, 2017 12:43 AM (39g3+)
Today I was going to watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Instead I watched Army of Darkness.
The similarities between Jones and Ash seem obvious now. They don't have virtues, and they can be horrible or obnoxious. But they have standards that will contrast with the environment. They are a nemesis to evil not because they are good or smart, but because they are tenacious and hard to kill. They weather mischief and produce their own above the environment.
These qualities work to benefit Raiders and Crusades, but are campy in Temple of Doom. The camp in Army of Darkness is off the charts, but of course that's why I like it. For Ash to go into a pit to face evil incarnate, and for the encounter to immediately devolve into WWF antics is the greatest thing for anyone who's twelve at heart.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (hpBLm)
Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
have you seen Russian Ark? very memorable
Posted by: booknlass at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (hNFnI)
Posted by: Chester Goode at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:42 AM (ZO497)
Now, the dog is jealous.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (bG+ug)
Afterthought on that subject: I'll have some more insight on after this coming week, which will be a long, shitty one of meetings. Depends on what gets said and what I can talk about.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 09, 2017 12:42 AM (IDPbH)
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That's a damned lie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 12:44 AM (TRzoP)
The ice machine is worse. Trust me.
When I worked at the convenience store, every night at closing I'd heat water to boiling and clean the fountain heads on the soda dispenser, as well as the back and the tray. They get nasty in a hurry unless you do it.
But there are parts of the ice machine that are basically unreachable without pulling the entire device apart. Slime mold builds up badly in there. Which is why most places lease the things and just replace them after a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2017 12:45 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2017 12:45 AM (In888)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:46 AM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2017 12:31 AM (cNlI+)
I'm only familiar with the silent version with Francis X. Bushman
Posted by: The Not-so-Silent Hat at January 09, 2017 12:48 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cfomahm at January 09, 2017 12:48 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Mort at January 09, 2017 12:48 AM (ZO497)
Oh how the bass playing Morons(tm) came out of the woodwork when the subject of 5 and 6 string basses was brought up one day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 12:49 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 12:50 AM (TRzoP)
Oh how the bass playing Morons(tm) came out of the woodwork when the subject of 5 and 6 string basses was brought up one day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 12:49 AM (VdICR)
8-string bass owner and player here...
Posted by: The Bass Hat at January 09, 2017 12:50 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:50 AM (FYB4N)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Needs moar pickup truck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2017 12:52 AM (gAXee)
Just learned one reason to actually check on the Golden Globe results. Apparently Deadpool is up for Best Comedy/Musical and Best Comedy/Musical Actor.
Would be hilarious if it won, though I'm pretty confident that the majority of the voters would rather slit their own wrists than allow that to happen.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 12:53 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2017 12:39 AM (hrmq/)
Burger Kings are hideous.
We have a Burger Whop right next to the McDs. Every time I pass, there are *zero* cars at the BK. The McDs *always* has a line.
I'm surprised that site is still around.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 09, 2017 12:53 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 12:53 AM (dEr3l)
I'm only familiar with the silent version with Francis X. Bushman
Posted by: The Not-so-Silent Hat
I wrote about that at 507. LoveloveLOVE that version!! Bushman is a great villain.
Posted by: voiceover at January 09, 2017 12:54 AM (9QWo+)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 12:56 AM (FYB4N)
Posted by: Huma at January 09, 2017 12:56 AM (XoldI)
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Next, you will claim that it is "Music has charms to soothe the savage breste.."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:58 AM (ZO497)
I learned long ago that gods will always conspire to make me err when I dare correct someone else's grammatical error.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2017 12:58 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Susan Cabot could use some of that music.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 12:59 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Frito at January 09, 2017 01:00 AM (XoldI)
Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2017 01:00 AM (HayJi)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 12:53 AM (dEr3l) fnord (dEr3l)
Same with breath / breathe.
I think people just see misspellings on the internet so often they lose the ability top spell.
Or they just want to "tow the line" (like with a boat).
"Hare's breath" is funny, too (hair's breadth).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2017 01:00 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 01:01 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: The Bass Hat at January 09, 2017 12:50 AM (vBeA5)
Octave set up? Or does it shoot flames from a double neck?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 01:01 AM (VdICR)
http://bit.ly/2j8lJVo
That's a Quora answer on "oriental flavor" ramen.
I suspect that, like most internet copy recipes, it's only vaguely like the original.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2017 01:01 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: publius
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I wrote a Letter to the Editor, critical of grammar used by the paper. Of course, I made a mistake in the damn letter.
The Editor of the Opinion section personally called me to point out my error.
Shot myself in the foot, I did. I'm still bleeding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2017 01:03 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Only when the player has big hair and is wearing spandex.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2017 01:03 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2017 01:06 AM (HayJi)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 01:06 AM (W6Ch1)
understood why people love the novel. I had to read it over and over
and over again in school and college, and I hated it just as much the
first time I read it as I did the last time I read it.
Posted by: junior
I OWN a copy of that dreadful thing, and I *still* haven't made it more than a 1/4 way thru it.
Then again, my Give-A-Shit meter has been in the shop for ages and they still can't find the glitch that causes it to not twitch on any of the characters within said novel.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2017 01:08 AM (gAXee)
It's a short form of "abate", dropping the unstressed syllable, so one could say "abated breath".
The verb "bate" also describes birds flapping their wings to try to fly off after a scare.
And someone wrote a poem about a cat with baited breath. The cat ate cheese so that its breath would attract the mice. The cat truly had baited breath.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2017 01:09 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 08, 2017 11:14 PM (P8951)
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Hollywood smugfest. I watch, so you won't have to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2017 11:57
Jules is very into movies so we usually watch the GG. It's a load of crap, but at least you see what the enemy is up to.
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2017 01:10 AM (o/90i)
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So you might know then -
Did Deadpool win anything?
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 01:11 AM (j+Rx3)
Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2017 01:06 AM (HayJi)
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That's a good question.
A damned good one.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2017 01:11 AM (Nox3c)
Audie Leon Murphy (20 June 1925 - 28 May 1971) was one of the most decorated American combat soldiers of World War II, receiving every military combat award for valor available from the U.S. Army, as well as French and Belgian awards for heroism. Murphy received the Medal of Honor for valor demonstrated at the age of 19 for single-handedly holding off an entire company of German soldiers for an hour at the Colmar Pocket in France in January 1945, then leading a successful counterattack while wounded and out of ammunition.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy
Posted by: Gunsmoke! 1955 at January 09, 2017 01:12 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 01:13 AM (VdICR)
That's what all of my relatives told me
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 09, 2017 01:13 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 01:14 AM (W6Ch1)
The verb "bate" also describes birds flapping their wings to try to fly off after a scare.
And someone wrote a poem about a cat with baited breath. The cat ate cheese so that its breath would attract the mice. The cat truly had baited breath.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2017 01:09 AM (DW+jj)
Of course, if one stops and thinks about it, the term "baited breath", except in your cat example, is sort of meaningless. But "bated" breath, meaning one's breath is held, makes sense in the context in which it is usually used.
But I guess many people have never seen it in print.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 01:14 AM (bG+ug)
I learned long ago that gods will always conspire to make me err when I dare correct someone else's grammatical error.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2017 12:58 AM (DW+jj)
You're right, good grief how embarrassing. Who's a Moron? (Raises hand.)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 01:15 AM (dEr3l)
keep up the great work
Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2017 01:18 AM (9n9b6)
Sophomore year of high school, instead of the 5 novels we were supposed to read in the second semester we spent the entire time on _The Great Gatsby_. 10 page paper, and "presentations" to the class. The whole semester.
32 years later I still remember that teacher's name.
The best part was she had some color imagery theory which was contradicted by the last page of the novel.
When this was pointed out to her, she said "That must have been an oversight on Fitzgerald's part"
Posted by: Chuck C at January 09, 2017 01:19 AM (h99GH)
That's what all of my relatives told me
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 09, 2017 01:13 AM (CyXSj)
There's a Madison County in southern Montana, too, and indeed it has bridges. In fact, one of the towns is named Twin Bridges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2017 01:20 AM (bG+ug)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2017 01:22 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2017 01:06 AM (HayJi)"
Most of the ones I see are dead in the road, and I always figured the must have fallen off the power line while crossing the road. All those amazing leaps and wire climbing etc., they must miscalculate sometimes, right? Well, a couple of years ago my daughter & I were doing something or other on our place. We'd stopped to talk for a moment when there was a Thud! and right beside us, close enough to touch without taking a step, was a crippled squirrel. It had just fallen out of a tree and busted itself up. It disappeared a few hours later, I figure one of the local predators got it.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 01:24 AM (dEr3l)
Or maybe not.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2017 01:24 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: The Bass Hat at January 09, 2017 12:50 AM (vBeA5)
Octave set up? Or does it shoot flames from a double neck?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2017 01:01 AM (VdICR)
Similar to this, though not as fancy a model:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_fqXkTjLkQ
Posted by: The Bass Hat at January 09, 2017 01:28 AM (vBeA5)
We would take them to a woman who had the resources and knowledge to raise them until they could be released.
As far as I can tell, their biggest defense is that they're incredibly cute.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 09, 2017 01:28 AM (GzDYP)
Look it up, and you'll see ol' Shakespeare had a double meaning. It was a fart joke.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2017 01:30 AM (DW+jj)
Sometimes I wonder why I do it (OCD aside), but there's community news (cthu, pookysgirl, et al) I'm glad to catch.
Hard to comment when far behind, though. Like...
Golden globes... I was gonna mention that kbdabear swimwear pics provided all the golden globes we need, but someone beat me to that, sorta, with a similar reference of Sophia Loren. Ah, well, no great miss.
Enjoyed the "Gunsmoke" review.
In the "remake was better" department, there's A Christmas Carol. No, not that one. The other one. No, the other other one....
Substitute "Frankenstein" or "Dracula" in there.
And with that dreadful dump of collected "thoughts," I'm checking out for the night.
Play nice, avoid mice, and crossing the road look both ways twice.
Posted by: mindful webworker - time flies with ketchup at January 09, 2017 01:33 AM (0mP7b)
I'll watch one of his movies any fricking day
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 09, 2017 01:34 AM (CyXSj)
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Well, Audie Murphy was no John Kerry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 09, 2017 01:36 AM (Nwg0u)
What this means, I have no idea.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2017 01:39 AM (gAXee)
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 09, 2017 01:41 AM (W6Ch1)
"Mute point" annoys me more. "Moot" and "mute" aren't even homophones, for Haruhi's sake.
"For all intensive purposes"... that's when I give up.
Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2017 01:43 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: Spartacus at January 09, 2017 01:50 AM (NnnZy)
A mute point is when you know the speaker is wrong but you don't care enough to speak up ...
:-)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 09, 2017 01:50 AM (AoK0a)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Man, that bugs the crap out of me, too.
Vaguely connected: I hate it when sportstalk guys say "amount" when they mean "number". "Number" is a thing you can quantify -- like tackles or rebounds.
"Amount" is not quantifiable -- like noise. Or beer.
Unless you mean "Beer, bottles of".
Posted by: voiceover at January 09, 2017 01:56 AM (9QWo+)
Posted by: Farticus at January 09, 2017 01:56 AM (v5iqM)
Is that like a 'yoot' point, or perhaps a 'yute' point? In either case, you're about to be snowballed by an agent of irregardlessness.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2017 01:56 AM (gAXee)
Look it up, and you'll see ol' Shakespeare had a double meaning. It was a fart joke.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2017 01:30 AM (DW+jj)
Perhaps the Bard meant a fart joke. When I was younger, I
always thought a petard was a nautitcal term, like a halyard.
But no, I later learned a petard was a short-fused, directionaly shaped black powder charged bomb, placed against an enemy's castle wall or door. To be hoist by one's own petard meant being blown up by your own incompetence!
Posted by: Jean-Luc Petard at January 09, 2017 01:56 AM (Mt8T4)
Get Smart is on.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 09, 2017 01:58 AM (FYB4N)
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2017 01:11
Oh yeah, a butt load. Might be worth watching...when I can get it for free.
Now where are my pets...Kahlua, Butterscotch...
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2017 01:58 AM (o/90i)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gtnh927
link to dailymail
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 01:59 AM (W6Ch1)
"Amount" is not quantifiable -- like noise. Or beer.
Similarly, "less" vs. "fewer", which is also a frequent sportscaster mistake.
You have fewer countable things, and less of an uncountable thing. The losing quarterback did not throw "less touchdowns" than the winning one.
Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2017 02:02 AM (UzBQ4)
There is a sign placed along I-90 near Madison, SD. It offers 24 hour Toe Service!
Posted by: Jean-Luc Petard at January 09, 2017 02:03 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Cthulhu at January 09, 2017 02:01 AM (hrmq/)
I am a cream filled pastry!
Posted by: John F. Kennedy at January 09, 2017 02:06 AM (vBeA5)
Finely some recognition.
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 09, 2017 01:41 AM (W6Ch1)
Well, he was only 5 ft 4".
Posted by: Jean-Luc Petard at January 09, 2017 02:07 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 02:09 AM (W6Ch1)
24 hours? Foot fetishism is serious business...
My favorite Interstate billboard is this one:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8bwbnv
Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2017 02:10 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 09, 2017 02:10 AM (GzDYP)
.... I hate it when sportstalk guys say "amount" when they mean "number". ....
Posted by: voiceover at January 09, 2017 01:56 AM (9QWo+)
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Yep. Also using "less" when it should be "fewer."
But the nails-on-chalkboard word for me is "differential" used in place of "difference."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2017 02:10 AM (Nox3c)
Well, if you could, that kind of ruins the point, doncha think?
Or, did you think at all?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2017 02:11 AM (cm1Bl)
It's like a kiss on the lips with tongue.
Posted by: voiceover at January 09, 2017 02:14 AM (9QWo+)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 02:15 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 02:18 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 02:20 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 02:20 AM (TRzoP)
www.mitchellrepublic.com/content/
local-toe-service-sign-featured-nbc%3Famp
Posted by: Jean-Luc Petard at January 09, 2017 02:23 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 02:24 AM (TRzoP)
posted above that people essentially spell phonetically online. It's
the people using $12 words they have no clue the meaning of trying to
appear "smart".
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 02:35 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2017 02:18 AM (TRzoP)
Well, it IS, but that's not what that meant.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2017 02:36 AM (cm1Bl)
posted above that people essentially spell phonetically online. It's
the people using $12 words they have no clue the meaning of trying to
appear "smart".
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 02:35 AM (W6Ch1)
Oddly, I do not find the opposite to be true. When people mispronounce $12 words, it usually means they read them but have not heard them pronounced. And that's probably okay.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2017 02:38 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 02:39 AM (dEr3l)
That's me. Voracious reader as a kid. I was probably in my twenties before I learned "debacle" wasn't pronounced in the same way as "miracle" and "spectacle".
(Among dozens of others I don't remember.)
Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2017 02:41 AM (UzBQ4)
the people using $12 words they have no clue the meaning of trying to appear "smart".
A club I use to beat my college students with. "Stop writing stuff like, 'The weight of cumbersome fatigue overtook me, so I felt it incumbent upon me to recline.' Just say, 'I was tired so I took a nap.' "
Posted by: voiceover at January 09, 2017 02:44 AM (9QWo+)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 02:39 AM (dEr3l)
Probley Bush'/Trump's fault.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 09, 2017 02:44 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2017 02:44 AM (UzBQ4)
$12 words, it usually means they read them but have not heard them
pronounced. And that's probably okay."
My problem is built more on people I interact with over time. One of the guys I work with is exactly as you describe. I have no problem with him. It's the ones trying to act smarter/more schooled than they are that bother me.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 09, 2017 02:45 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: The Not-so-golden Hat at January 09, 2017 02:53 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 09, 2017 02:44 AM (GzDYP)
Oh yes. Bigly!
Posted by: Jean-Luc Petard at January 09, 2017 02:56 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 09, 2017 02:57 AM (AoK0a)
$12 words? Bloody inflation. Why when I was a boy, you could get fancy
words for only a dollar or two. Maybe 4 bits if there was a sale.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 09, 2017 02:39 AM (dEr3l)
You wanna make $14 the hard way?
Posted by: Al Czervik at January 09, 2017 03:11 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 09, 2017 03:16 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 09, 2017 03:16 AM (AoK0a)
Beer bottles are on the wall,
Perfect time to say,
Good, Sloshin' night, all y'all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 09, 2017 03:18 AM (AoK0a)
Here is an acoustic version of "Seriously Mysterious" by The Sword:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R74uBcHWOgY
A wise man and A fool
Who should serve
And who should rule
Everything happens as it should
So Take a look around
And ask yourself
Do I see nothing good
All you worldly wizards
In Your ragged finery
Never having nothing to say
What will you do
What will become of you
When your magic fades away
Getting by by staying high
And Waiting for the light to come
To save us from damnation God sent his only son
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 03:20 AM (vBeA5)
An argument without any meaningful language to take place within is just a sick joke. The English language has been so perverted and degraded by our courts and politicians that only a total fool would opt to use it to settle anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2017 03:20 AM (zc3Db)
Just as an aside, I wonder just how hot that truck gets in the summer time, and how cold is it in the winter. What is the temperature of the water that comes out of a fire hydrant. If I know my human beings, someone will sue him out of existence real soon.
Posted by: goon at January 09, 2017 03:38 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2017 02:10 AM (Nox3c)
++++
That one grates on me too. For some reason, mechanics are especially prone to that mistake. When I hear them talking about the differential, I patiently explain that the correct term is difference, but they just look at me like I'm the idiot.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2017 03:50 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 03:51 AM (ul9CR)
585 In honor of one of the greatest little men that ever lived (and my apologies for misspelling his first name)
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Well, Audie Murphy was no John Kerry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 09, 2017 01:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Nor was he Brian Williams.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2017 03:51 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2017 03:50 AM (R+30W)
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Uummm....a differential is a part on a rear wheel drive car. Not sure if you were joking or not with that one....
Posted by: Flyboy at January 09, 2017 03:55 AM (9mjK1)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2017 03:58 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2017 03:58 AM (R+30W)
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You probably were. I am only 1/2 cup into this pot of coffee, so....
Posted by: Flyboy at January 09, 2017 04:01 AM (9mjK1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:21 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2017 04:27 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at January 09, 2017 04:28 AM (rUovc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:30 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:30 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:30 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:30 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2017 04:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2017 04:44 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: creeper, doing the Witopia crawl at January 09, 2017 04:44 AM (rUovc)
With bonus pink hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVg5P8uZmU0
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 04:46 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 04:52 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2017 04:55 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2017 05:01 AM (5sOEp)
Oh! OH! I know what to do. I'll just have Vic pick me up another one.
Posted by: creeper, doing the Witopia crawl at January 09, 2017 05:05 AM (rUovc)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2017 05:17 AM (u7BfR)
Posted by: golfman at January 09, 2017 05:54 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 09, 2017 06:02 AM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 09, 2017 06:03 AM (qG0hz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2017 06:03 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2017 06:06 AM (H5/XI)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 09, 2017 06:10 AM (qG0hz)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2017 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Scotty, Prepare USB for transfer. Energize.
There you go.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2017 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2017 06:28 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2017 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2017 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2017 06:36 AM (8Oxmc)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2017 06:37 AM (1BQGO)
Should be about any day now.
What with her promising to leave if Trump wins, and all.
Maybe she can take Streep with her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2017 06:47 AM (J+eG2)
What the fuck????
----------------------------
Cthulhu has run off with the blog!
There's nothing there at 3:31.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 06:51 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 06:52 AM (qUNWi)
Should be about any day now."
She has to finish her movie about how Trump poisoned the water in Flint, Michigan and killed all the the kids there. Then she is packing her bags.
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2017 06:54 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 06:51 AM (qUNWi)
Not anymore.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, who wants to know why cthulhu has been banned yet again at January 09, 2017 06:55 AM (tHwdc)
Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor
Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor
Bath ducky is leaking
Bath ducky is leaking
Posted by: Commandante Fredo of The Resistance at January 09, 2017 07:00 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2017 07:00 AM (uaHyk)
Snowflakes cut diamond
Snowflakes cut diamond
You may laugh but it happens
You may laugh but it happens
Posted by: Commandante Fredo of The Resistance at January 09, 2017 07:02 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2017 07:05 AM (uaHyk)
Little boy
With your nose pressed against the window
There are no jelly donuts for you today
Only death.
::snap snap snap::
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 09, 2017 07:06 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 09, 2017 07:09 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 07:13 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2017 07:16 AM (8ikIW)
Guess who this quote is about and who said it and win a free trip to the EMT.
Posted by: freaked at January 09, 2017 07:16 AM (BO/km)
She's focused and has a plan.
I'm rooting for her. The pink hair and cluelessness is cute.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 07:16 AM (qUNWi)
Beck talking about his cat?
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 07:18 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2017 07:19 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2017 07:20 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2017 07:20 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2017 07:21 AM (X6fMO)
Beck talking about his cat?
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2017 07:18 AM (qUNWi)
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I'm pretty sure this is correct..
Posted by: Kudzu King at January 09, 2017 07:21 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Would that make Sofia Vergara, Ricky Ricardo with tits?
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2017 07:22 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2017 07:22 AM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2017 07:22 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: freaked at January 09, 2017 07:23 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Limey at January 09, 2017 07:24 AM (tfeas)
Posted by: freaked
I find I can write my name faster after a few beers.
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2017 07:28 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at January 09, 2017 07:33 AM (X4ZNp)
Now all this... vitriol. I know rich and powerful people have a different set of societal games they play, but how on earth do they walk any of the bullshit back after all this? Do they expect the Trump family to forgive and forget?
Worse yet, they destroy Trump, what signal have they sent to the opposition the next round? Could get messy.
Posted by: Usedtocould at January 09, 2017 07:34 AM (VCqKl)
Posted by: ejo at January 09, 2017 09:38 AM (il4FI)
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